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WELCOME HOME. WELCOME BACK TO THE PADDOCK. EVENT GUIDE IMPORTANT INFORMATION

BE RESPECTFUL: Kiwiburn is held on behind the Depot. They are equipped work) so if you see them working in the private land. Please respect our hosts with radios as are major theme camps. hot sun, we’re sure they’d appreciate a and their beautiful farm! Drive carefully There is always Site Manager on duty cold drink or beer! into the entry, following the signs and and Security at night, easily identifiable PADDOCK UNLIMITED RENEWABLE sticking to 5km/h. Please respect any in hi-viz vests. ENERGY CO-OPERATIVE (PURE-C): boundary tape we have put in place – FIRE BAN: There are to be NO open The Home for Wayward Girls & Boys in some cases it is there to prevent you fires outside the organised burns is offering 12volt batteries and a solar from wandering into a pond at night, on Saturday/Sunday except those charging service to anybody who wants or into a ditch! If you are found outside pre-registered with the ExCom. Gas to make use of them. See Captain festival grounds, you may be evicted cookers are ok. wFire spinning is ok in Lumos for more info. Greeters and Town from the event. the fire spinning area. Hall will be running off of PURE-C! BURN NIGHTS: We have two separate GATE: The Gate will be staffed 24 RUBBISH: Remember: Kiwiburn is burns: The Man on Saturday night and hours a day during most of the event. a Leave No Trace Event. Pack it In, The Temple on Sunday night! Keep Additionally, a security firm will be at the Pack it Out. We aim to leave the site an eye on the Depot white board for gate during evening hours. They are here cleaner than we found it. TAKE YOUR potential other art installation burns. to help so please be courteous and nice! RUBBISH HOME! Do not empty You MUST have prior approval to burn rubbish or put anything other than your installation! GREY WATER: Most camps need human waste in the portable toilets. to dispose of grey water during The Paddock You are responsible for the condition of CAN RECYCLING: Kiwiburn. Grey water is produced Home for Wayward Girls & Boys is your campsite and nearby public areas from cooking, dish washing, and hair offering aluminium can recycling on of Kiwiburn. Clean up as you go! and body washing. Grey water cannot the Paddock. Collected cans will be be dumped anywhere the Paddock; sold as scrap metal and the proceeds The nearest Waste Transfer Stations participants should collect their own will help fund next years artwork! open will be: and take it home or to a waste transfer CARS: No cruising! The Kiwiburn site is station. Do NOT wash your dishes in Marton – on King Street: 06 327 8200. designed for pedestrians and bicycles. the swimming hole! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and No cars, motorcycles, ATV’s, golf carts Friday 7:30am to 11:30am; Thursday ICE: The only thing we sell at Kiwiburn or go-carts are allowed to drive in our 7:30am to 2:30pm; Saturday and is ICE! Ice will be for sale at The Depot town or the surrounding area except for Sunday 8:00am to 3:00pm during daytime hours (9am–7pm). registered art and safety vehicles. {Visit Please try to have exact change ($4/bag). Taihape – Manu Road: 06 388 0170 The Depot to register a vehicle} Monday, Wednesday and Friday IN/OUT: Once on site, we want you COMMERCE: You can not buy or 7:30am to 11:30am; , Tuesday and to stay there! However, if you need to . Kiwiburn is a place of Thursday closed; Saturday and sell anything leave, you’ll pay $20 per vehicle for the sharing and free exchange within a gift Sunday 8:00am to 3:00pm privilege of doing so. economy. The only exception to this is http://www.rangdc.govt.nz/index.php/ the purchase of ice (see below). LOST AND FOUND: Any valuables solid-waste can be brought to The Depot. THE DEPOT: The Depot is our TOWN HALL (CENTRE CAMP): Centre on-site information and volunteer MEDIA: We continue to get a lot of Camp is now called the Town Hall, it’s hub. Wanna buy some ice? Depot. publicity thanks to our Media Team available for everyone to use for talks, Wanna sign up for a volunteer shift? so we expect to have some media workshops and events. It’s also available Depot. Lost and found? Depot. Need personnel on site. They will be easily as a shelter from the rain and sun. An to contact the Site Manager? Depot. identifiable; wearing a Media Pass, and event white board will be up showing General questions? Depot. Come walking around with a Kiwiburn Liaison. you what exciting stuff is happening on write your event on our blackboard MOOP (Matter-Out-Of-Place): Our the Paddock. and enjoy the view from the front community respects the environment. VOLUNTEERING: Our festival yard. Open 9am–7pm daily. We are committed to leaving no physical happens because of you! There’s lots Medics are on duty trace of our activities wherever we EMERGENCIES: of positions to be filled and new energy 24 hours a day. They are situated gather. If you see MOOP, pick it up. required for 2016 so if you’re keen, You are responsible for ensuring your sign up at the Depot and get involved! campsite is clean before you leave. Kiwiburn finishes at 10am Monday MPW: The Ministry of Public Works and all participants must pack up team works tirelessly before, during, and and leave unless you are permitted to post-festival to create the infrastructure be on site eg MPW volunteer. If you needed for the festival. The MPW are planning to stay in the area, head to a crazy bunch (you gotta be to do that the nearby Vinegar Hill campground. EVENTS/ACTIVITIES We’ve got a lot of fun events this year going on all over the Paddock. Check the white board at the Town Hall for updated event information.

JonKey, stripper pole action, drunken tai contribute, and be part of bringing ONGOING EVENTS & ACTIVITIES chi lessons, RakemeReiki, and more! the awesome gift of live music to the Aluminium Can Recycling Home for Safety First Near Town Hall, Thursday- Paddock? Maybe you want to be a Wayward girls and boys, all day, every Sunday 12pm-6pm. Try before you groupie to offer that guy with the sweet day. We encourage you to buy your buy, or more accurately ‘test it before guns some motivation? Come and make drinks in Ali cans not bottles; Drink the you take it’. In New Zealand, things are the Rockstar Dreams: on tour a reality. contents as required during the event; not always what you expect – maybe We will induct you into the elite halls of Flatten the empty can & Bring it to our only about 20% of the time – which the Rockstar Dreams Roadie Knights, Ali can recycling center at the Home can be really dangerous. We want you a brotherhood of good c*nts that will for Wayward Girls and Boys. Cans are to stay safe by making sure you know always have each others back, before safer than glass and all money raised what you’re taking before you indulge, heading off to make our first dream a goes towards new art projects next year. so come and check out our substance reality atRockstar Dreams open mic PLEASE NOTE: NO STEEL CANS only checking service! Look for the yellow night at Balrogs. Be a part of the dream. Aluminum Drink Cans. No food scraps! smiley face near the Town Hall. Community Potluck Town Hall, 7pm. Captain Buzzkill’s Cynical Circle for Slap City Healing Roaming and Start your Kiwiburn with a community Roaming all day, every Grumpy C*nts Random. There is an ancient healing meal... Bring a plate and a mate, or day. What it says on the tin. Do you hate practice that transcends all socially perhaps a date! everyone? Look for the sign and come imposed barriers and brings us to the Warmup Wednesdoof Barrio Del Chur, and be a grumpy c*nt with me. Will very core of kinship. Follow the call, don’t 8pm. The full roster of Chur DJ’s will be be taking complaint submissions and hold back, and thou shall be healed! giving you a little taste of what we’ve got grumbling loudly. Some verbal abuse for you this year. Remember to stretch included. Whatever Booth Hamsters Without Borders. Random Times. Want to finally first, we’re gonna getcha movin! Chur The ARTery, Collab Art Making! get that Psychiatric practice going? How bar to supply lube. 2-5pm daily. Come chill in the shade about an official space to dish out insults? Dancealot’s Stonking Tunes Dancealot, of the ARTery and create something Maybe you just need to show how wise ‘til late. DJs from NZ and all over the collaboratively or on ya onesy. Materials you are with your shitty advice. Come globe select tuneage of their choice in provided. Get inspired by the place that visit the “Whatever Booth” and transform a nice even flow, in a massive range of teaches you about all things art on the it into whatever your little heart desires! styles. And Dancealot’s shooting flames Paddock – dream big and apply for an will excite! Art Grant next year! Yaamz slackline, poi, ropedart jams The Hangout, All day, every day. Yaamz Arts Tour (Evening Edition) The ARTery, Dancealot’s Stonking Tunes Dancealot, slackline, poi, ropedart jams all day, 9pm. Meet at the Artery for the night EVERYNIGHT and some days. every motherf*ckin’ day! time installment of the arts tour. The Dancealot, a long-running Kiwiburn first stop may be the co-hosts tent, to sound camp, plays tunes every day and wake her up! From there it’s all the joy night for you. With DJs from NZ and all WEDNESDAY 27th of looking at art, whilst stumbling in the over the globe selecting tuneage of their darkness. BYO Torch. choice in a nice even flow, in a massive Secrets of the soil The Hangout,1pm. range of styles. And Dancealot’s shooting Introduction to the wonders beneath our Rockstar Dreams @ Balrog’s Playpen flames will be as exciting as ever. feet and some tips on nourishing and Balrog’s Playpen, 9pm til late. OPEN MIC regenerating our soils. Blu. NIGHT AT BALROG’S! Rockstar Dreams Fire spinning circle open every night are spending their first night touring at Balrog’s Playpen, 9.30pm – 1.30am ARTery Opening The ARTery, 5:30pm. Balrog’s Playpen! Do you have a burning EVERYNIGHT. An operating fire spinning The Artery is the beating heART of desire to be a Rockstar? Then live out circle, open for everyone to use. Fully creativity at Kiwiburn. A chance to show your dreams with us @ Balrog’s Playpen. equipped fire safety officers are on hand off that Arts Degree, drink wine and act so all you need to do is bring yourself like a fancy wanker – while you celebrate Bedtime Meditation for space people and what you need to spin with and the official opening. Connect, create, Green Fairy, 11:59pm. Guided medition. you’re all set! inspire and learn. Drink Wine. CHEESE! Healing/extraterrestrial theme. Approx BYOC (Cheese contributions welcomed). 25 minutes. Participants will want to go Rockstar Lounge Rockstar Lounge, all straight to bed afterwards. Are you ready day, every day. Come enjoy our lush Rockstar Dreams Roady Initiation for activation? Please bring something to visuals and sounds! Daily activities Rockstar Dreams, 6:30pm. Are you lie on, a warm blanket or sleeping bag, will be on the whiteboard. Check in if a musician? Would you like to be a and a pillow if you want. It can get cold you’re keen to participate or perform. musician? Would you like to learn at night and we are going to be lying on Workshops may, or may not, include: more about how to setup sound gear the ground not moving for a while. twoga, twerkshops, crump battles, and put on gigs? Maybe you just have shirtcocktwerkshops, pin the ponytail on some sweet as guns that you want to lift some stuff with? Maybe you just want to THURSDAY 28th in the spirit of a shaman, will take you on Fire fan practice for the pre man burn a journey to the beautiful forest temple – Balrog’s Playpen, 2pm. Fire fan Yoga on the beach Beach (Town Hall show Sacred Seed dancers interested in being part of the if raining), 7–8:30am. Morning people! pre man burn show will need to attend Wake up with the sun over the river. Poi practice for the pre man burn this practice to learn the choreography BYO yoga mat (or be one with a sandy fire show Balrog’s Playpen, 11am. Poi as well as a full rehearsal at 8pm on bum). Guided yoga with a strong focus dancers interested in being part of the Saturday night before the show. on awareness: be prepared for less ‘flow’ pre-Man burn show will need to attend and holding asanas for some time (warm this practice to learn the choreography Cussing and cocktails At the Tea Cup, layers to take off as the day heats up is as well as a full rehearsal at 8pm on 3pm. Bring your vessel and your best/ recommended). Saturday night before the show. worst potty mouth. We’ll be serving delicious cocktails to those of legal RockStar Roadies Rollcall Rockstar Jazz Cafe The Hangout, All Day. The drinking age. There’ll be music, games Dreams, 11am. Calling all musicians, Jazz Cafe will be alive with the sounds of and all manner of Tom-foolery; and of roadies, and anyone else who would like the be-bop-bam all day long, setting the course, swearing is mandatory. We’re to lend a hand. Please assemble at the scene for talks, workshops and the finest not quite sure where we’ll be, but you’ll Rockstar Dreams home base so we can tea in town. find us! Note: Valid ID will be required if mobilise our gear to the swimming hole you appear under 25. Solar Powered Camping Hints and for an amplified acoustic gig. We will Answers Town Hall, 10am. PURE-C need to transport some relatively heavy Arduino controllers.... awesomeness for (Paddock Unlimited Renewable Energy things there so any additional manpower artists not just nerds Town Hall, 3pm. Co-operative) is a collection of keen is appreciated. Any Acoustic musicians If you would like to learn about arduinos, solar power enthusiasts, providing solar wishing to perform please also come or you know already know how to use power on the Paddock for several years along too. Groupies to lure the roadies them, come along and exchange some eg for LED lighting on the Paddock. through the forest are also welcome. knowledge. Think about minimising your power Plants vs patriarchy Town Hall, Pom-Pom parade with India requirements, think about using 12 12pm. Exploring how growing veges, (Crafternoon) The Hangout, 3pm. Join volts instead of 240 volts – it is safer foraging and plant medicine can be an the Pom Pom parade with India’s Pom and better for us and the environment. empowering tool for creating systematic Pom headband workshop. Come find Think about upgrading to LED lighting change away from the current your jazzy side and create your own systems. We are happy to help answer patriarchal structure of society. festival head wear at the Pom Pom your questions. If you have 12 volt power emporium. requirements for an art project, we Amplified Acoustic Swimming Hole may be able to provide you with freshly gig The Swimming Hole, 12:01pm. Art Tour (Day time Edition) The charged batteries to make it happen. Relax after your first night of revelry and ARTery, 3-5pm. Meet at the Artery to take a dip in the serenity of the kiwiburn join the conga-line as we bounce from Burner Culture and the Ten Principles swimming hole, while rock star dreams: installation to installation. This is your The Hangout, 10am. An introduction on tour facilitates an hour or so of sweet opportunity to tick off the bucket list and especially (though not exclusively) for serenading by some lovely resident see every piece of art on the Paddock, first time Burners! Join Phoenix for a acoustic artists. whilst indulging in a bit of “art wank” casual and welcoming conversation and not taking life to seriously. Special Growing Intentional Communities The guest from BEYOND THE GRAVE! BYO Balrog’s Potluck Breakfast Balrog’s Hangout, 1pm. An open conversation wine (and cheese!). Playpen, 10am. The annual Balrog’s with Phoenix and Blu and others, breakfast! Bring a plate of food or covering tips, tricks, concepts and Speed DatingBarrio Del Chur, 4-6pm. something to put on the breakfast table essentials for starting, nurturing and Come find your soulmate, playdate, or and an empty plate to fill with yummy growing intentional communities of all burn buddy. food supplied by everyone in potluck shapes and sizes. The Hangout High Tea The Hangout, style. A great to make new friends :-) Juggling, Poi + Contact – beginner- 4-6pm. Bring your party wear and Also, make sure to bring along a white intermediate Barrio Del Chur, 1pm. parasols, and prepare for a perfectly or light coloured shirt to spray paint with Bring your own props. pleasing cup of tea. Please try to BYO our funky Balrog’s man-in-flames stencil tea cup and feel free to bring nibbles Slackline & beginners POI The to share. Portia will be prancing about Auckland Kiwiburners Meetup at Hangout, 2pm. Slackline & beginners pouring your tea if there is anything you Kiwiburn Town Hall, 11am. Just like our POI – Brazildo regular meet ups in the default world we need. Adorn your favourite frock and are meeting up at Kiwiburn! Everyone Meditation for Space People Green come hangout with us! Fairy, 2pm. Guided meditation. welcome, even if you’ve never been to Dancing Freedom Town Hall, 4–5:30pm. Thursday-Sunday 2pm. Energy/ one of our meet ups before. Come meet Dancing Freedom is an embodied Extraterrestrial theme. Approx. 25 some Auckland Burners! movement practice, where we boldly minutes. Experience mindful breathingThe reclaim our bodies as vehicles for Hangout, 11am. An opportunity to learn Acro Workshop Town Hall, 2pm. Acro empowerment and liberation. It is a how to bring yourself into the moment, Workshop with Beth & Greg somatic, ecstatic and healing form of let go, and accept the world as it is. Sam, dance, an invitation to re-encounter ourselves again and again on the dance floor. In this sacred co-created space bum). Guided yoga with a strong focus aim to take yours and our consciousness we will investigate the self, other and on awareness: be prepared for less ‘flow’ to another level through discussion, community. and holding asanas for some time (warm sharing of knowledge and experience, layers to take off as the day heats up is and hopefully developing understanding Flag it! Kiwiburn flag 2016 Town Hall, recommended). (if you get bored of us there will also be a 5–7pm. The Kiwiburn flag of twenty- few choice books to stick your head into sixteen; On the Paddock you know it’ll Funkdrops Friday! The Hangout, All in our little library). Dr Liv and Dr Dani be seen; Colour in the lines, or do as Day. Them funky tunes are gonna be are both qualified madams in causing a you choose; There are no rules, there’s droppin non-stop, so swing on by for the fuss. The more debate the better. Hugs no way to lose. Add your own artistic most funktastic foray into funkadelia this for conclusions. x flair, Whatever you do, make sure you side of funktown are there! Gene Modification in Foodstuffs The The freedom talks: Designing your life Hangout, 1pm Open discussion – Why Mad Max and Maxine gathering Town outside the current paradigm GMOs aren’t as bad as you believe and Hall, 7pm. Mad Max returned to the Barrio Del Chur their place in global food production. movies so let’s bring him back to the 10am: Alternative strategies for land Yaamz Paddock and invite Mad Maxine (cause access: Exploring different formats for ladies can too) to our gathering. Get into finding land to live and do awesome Afro-Prance Town Hall, 1pm. Why your Apocalypse outfit or your Steampunk shit on – Leo Murray and Bomun Bock dance when you can Afro-Prance? Mon gear and come and join the fun. Chung. and drummers will show you how. Belligerent Bogan Bash! Headless 11am: Shelters which don’t cost the Buckie and Marlas wedding Forest Duck, 7pm. Calling all Cretins & earth: How to own a funky cool home TBA, 2pm . Buckie and Marla are Creatures, Munter’s, mongrels and without signing away your life to a inviting you to join them and help maggots. The Bogans are revolting! mortgage – Bomun Bock Chung. celebrate their special day :) All welcome. Kicking the hippies out by the seat of 12pm: The Sustainability of Finance: Capoeria Angola Workshop Town Hall, their chakra’s, bring ya bloodshot third applying permaculture principles to 2pm. All ability levels welcome. Learn to eye and head bang to some sick tunes. everyday economics – Leo Murray. correspond with your partner in a basic BYOC and get what you’re f*cking given! game of Capoeira. 1pm: Facilitated discussion: Politics, Kiwiburn PromTown Hall, 8pm. The activism and what we can do. Come Meditation for Space People Green roving Hip-hop prom that starts at Town share your stories and inspiration – Ruby Fairy, 2pm. Guided meditation. Energy/ Hall and finishes at Barrio del Chur. Jane & co. Extraterrestrial theme. Approx. 25 mins. Lime in the Coconut Party Barrio Traditional Leather Crafting The The Third Annual Pirate Olympics Del Chur, 8pm. Start your evening Hangout , 11am. Join leathersmiths Barrio Del Chur, 3pm. A debauched by enjoying every single cover of the Phoenix and Dr. O’Salabim for a icebreaker event designed to initiate classic Harry Nilsson song while sipping practical, hands-on leather crafting newcomers and summon forth the appropriate beverages. BYO coconut. workshop. All leather and tools Kiwiburn spirit in seasoned buccaneers. Followed by doof. This might get weird. provided. All ages welcome. Bring your Focusing on fun, consent, community Dancealot’s Stonking Tunes Dancealot, ideas and creativity and getting involved, the Pirate Olympics ‘til late. DJs from NZ and all over the involve nudity, alcohol and crowd FunFlips for Showing Off! Town Hall, globe select tuneage of their choice in participation games. 11am . Learn how to impress and wow a nice even flow, in a massive range of your friends with acrobatic fun flips. Fire eaters and Fire breathers practice styles. And Dancealot’s shooting flames Garunteed easy and fun to master! for the pre man burn show Balrog’s will excite! Playpen, 2pm. Fire eaters and fire Tea-Time Tales at high-noon Town Hall, Bedtime Meditation for Space People breathers interested in being part of the 12pm. Green Fairy, Night. Guided meditation pre-Man burn show will need to attend starts late Wednesday night at the Hoops practice for the pre man burn this practice to learn the choreography Green Fairy. Flexible time. Healing/ show Balrog’s Playpen, 12pm. Fire hoop as well as a full rehearsal at 8pm on Extraterrestrial theme. Approx 25 dancers interested in being part of the Saturday night before the show. minutes. Participants will go straight pre man burn show will need to attend A potluck of emotions The Hangout, to bed afterwards. Are you ready for this practice to learn the choreography 3pm. A psychological lens on what activation? Please bring something to lie as well as a full rehearsal at 8pm on emotions are, where they come from, on, a warm blanket or sleeping bag, and Saturday night before the show. and ways to experience them. Craft a pillow if you want. It can get cold at Tea and Conversation @ Conscious supplies will be available should you night and we are going to be lying on the Café Headless Duck, 12:15pm. Come want to create while listening. ground not moving for a while. and have a nice cup of herbal tea and Soul Gazing Hamsters Without be prepared to think/talk about what Borders, 3–3:30pm. Have you ever you think about the key principles of FRIDAY 29th naturally hallucinated and made Kiwiburn, what they mean, why these a soul-connection with another Yoga on the beach Beach (Town Hall matter and what they would look like off person at the same time? In this if raining), 7–8:30 am. Morning people! the Paddock. We will also look at other workshop you will leave behind Wake up with the sun over the river. hot philosophical and political topics. We B.Y.O. Yoga mat (or be one with a sandy all your preconceptions, all your history and disregard your future. truth or dare with us and get to try one a musical soundscape, and the warm Simply by staring into the eyes of of Marvaenaeldo Van Loon’s special ring of a singing bowl. This will be a another human coupled by a cocktails. followed by a guided body scan to guided meditation session you will strengthen the connection between Kiwiburn Brewers Gathering Home For experience natural hallucinations, your mind and body. Wayward Girls and Boys, 8pm. We cater uncover lost emotions and rediscover for a wide range of brews with classes for Handstand Workshop Town Hall, 11am. unconditional love. Best Beer, Best Wine, Best Mead, Best Training to allow you to work towards “We’re taking an art installation to Spirits, Best Mulled Wine, Best Other, holding and maintaining a handstand, Burning Man, come learn how to get Best Drink you can also fire spin with, this will incorporate muscle conditioning involved!” Town Hall, 3pm. We are and a special mention for ‘Best Drain and partner feedback work. designing and creating an art installation Cleaner’. And a ‘Healthy Options’ section Fire staff practice for the pre man burn for Burning Man 2016. Come along and with Best Kombucha and Best non show Balrog’s Playpen, 11am. Fire staff see how you can get involved. alcoholic drink. Beginner Brewers are dancers interested in being part of the encouraged to either give it a go or come Drumming Workshop for beginners pre man burn show will need to attend along and chat with Brewers about how Balrog’s Playpen, 3pm. Bring a Drum, this practice to learn the choreography to do it right. Entry is simple... give your learn some beats from a professional. as well as a full rehearsal at 8pm on bottle to the judges and tell us which Don’t have a drum? Come along anyway! Saturday night before the show. class you are entering in. Judges will be There will be a limited supply available chosen from our community for their Mindful massage therapy & energy to use. lack of wit and excellent lack of taste. sharing The Hangout, 1pm. Talk about Sunshine Shakedown Barrio Del Chur, mindful massage therapy & energy Science Night Town Hall, 8-10pm. 4pm. Chur bar open! Mufasa shares his sharing – Brazildo. A series of talks by various scientists. low slung snazzy sunshine shakedown Contact Improvisation Workshop Town tunes before it gets heavy later on. White Party Dancealot, 9pm. In keeping Hall. 1pm. Contact improvisation is a with Camp F*ck Yeah’s tradition, there Pub quiz afternoon Balrog’s Playpen, partner dance form using sensitivity will be a vodka punch bowl, fine music, 4pm. The annual Balrogs quiz afternoon of touch, connection and flow to allow flames and dancing. So don your tightie will be just as fun as previous years. to bodies to move together, using the whities, get your glow on and let’s have Bring a pen and paper. Come as a group support of the other body. a party! Donations of alcohol and mixers or find a group to join when you arrive. are kindly appreciated to keep the party Meditation for Space People Green Loads of fun! Also, bring along a white and the pop-up bar going through the Fairy, 2pm. Guided meditation. or light coloured shirt to spray paint with night. Thursday-Sunday 2pm. Energy / our funky Balrog’s man in flames stencil Extraterrestrial theme. Approx. 25 mins. 2016 Fire Idol Balrog’s Playpen, Triple K’s Hottest 100: (un)Konscious 9:30pm A new Fire Idol will be crowned 2nd Annual Balrog’s Twerking Karaoke Kompetition Headless Ducks, on the Paddock! Demonstrate your Competition Balrog’s Playpen, 3pm. 5–8pm. Of all French Canadian pop fabulous routines, surrounded by an It’s like a prom, but with twerking... so stars, Celine Dion is the most renowned. enthusiastic and vocal crowd, and a its like a prom. Any and all can enter. She came to prominence in the 1990s. judging panel that eat fire for breakfast. Twerk your heart out and impress the You might remember her as that Titanic A visually spectacular event with judges panel while they decide who to bitch, I know I do. She haunts me every performers of all ages and backgrounds crown the Kiwiburn King and Queen of night in my dreams. Is it all coming back spinning their way to stardom! Fire Twerking. to you now? Come along to the (un) performers sign up 30mins before kick-ff Konscious Karaoke Kompetition to song Dancealot’s Stonking Tunes Dancealot, songs from a number of different artists. ‘til late. DJs from NZ and all over the Disclaimer: There may be no Celine SATURDAY 30th globe select tuneage of their choice in Dion tracks. a nice even flow, in a massive range of Yoga on the beach (Town Hall if raining). styles. And Dancealot’s shooting flames Acro yoga flow Town Hall, 5–8pm. Yoga 7–8:30 am. Morning people! wake up will excite! flow Acro workshop We will start with a with the sun over the river. BYO. Yoga vinyasa flow warming up, followed by an mat (or be one with a sandy bum). Pre Man Burn Fire show The Man, Pre- acro yoga workshop all lavels and finish Guided yoga with a strong focus on man burn. The pre-burn fire show tells it with partner massage, and meditation. awareness: be prepared for less ‘flow’ the tale of the origin of fire. Fire comes 3 hour workshop. and holding asanas for some time (warm not from Earth but the sky. The Sun, Tamanuitera-, sent his son Auahitu-roa to Feral as Farq Friday Rockstar Lounge, layers to take off as the day heats up is Earth in the form of a comet, bringing 7pm. Come get feral with the Rockstars. recommended). fire and heat to the world and humanity. A journey Through Time and Bass Blues Bar The Hangout, All Day . The Auahitu-roa married the goddess Mahuika Barrio Del Chur, 8pm. Groove Mantis Blues Bar be beltin out them bluesy and had five children, Nga- Ma-nawa, the and Mufasa take us on a journey through tunes til the blue moon rises. Bring your fire children. Frustrated by the trickster time and bass. Chur bar in full swing and whiskey and your tales for the tellin’ Maui’s actions, and believing man could the sound system on heat. BYOC Mindfulness – sound and body The not be trusted with fire, Mahuika hides her children in the trees, setting the Chur’s Truth or Dare bar is back! Hangout, 11am. Sam will guide the world ablaze, while Maui fled in the form Barrio Del Chur., 8pm. Come play group to notice sounds of the forest, of a bird (the Effigy). The burn itself is hot water, a variety of flavoured tea. and express love to yourself and people in an offering to reunite Mahuika and her BING’s BINGO and more fun games. your life. Find Sam by the temple. children, and ask foregiveness for Maui’s Dust off your finest china, raise your Prayer Flag making The Temple, actions. pinkies in the air, slurp on some tasty 4:30pm . Spend some quiet time before teas and get arty. Alice in Wonderland Man Burn The Man, Night the temple burn making a prayer flag. dress code of course Balrog’s Birthday Bash Balrog’s The Potluck Barrio Del Chur , 5pm. Meditation for Space People Green Playpen, 11pm. It’s our birthday woohoo! Barrio del Chur’s legendary annual Pot Fairy, 2pm. Guided meditation. To celebrate 10 years on the Paddock, Luck Dinner. BYO plates and cutlery, Thursday-Sunday 2pm. Energy/ the Balrogs burn night has a brand new please bring conchurbutions ready to Extraterrestrial theme. Approx. 25 bar, brand new bartender, new music serve if possible. minutes. line up, new style, new flow. Stop by to Temple Burn Temple, Night. wish us a happy birthday – of course Art Swap! The ARTery , 2-4pm. Are you we will never turn down a birthday gift, a poor starving artist who longs to own Snugglepuddle Sleepover Barrio Del especially something that helps towards a fine collection of artworks? Wanna Chur, 9pm. Bring your sleeping systems/ the bar. Any queries, ask for Sophie @ impress ya friends? Bring a stick figure blankets/mats/snugs and a mug for tea, Balrogs Playpen. drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours. we’re gonna snuggle away the end-of- An oil painting you did a year ago, or burn blues by turning Chur into one something ya whipped up at the burn. giant cuddle puddle. SUNDAY 31st Drop of Sunday at the ARTery between The High Noon Mad Hatters Tea Party the hours of 2pm-4pm, then come back MONDAY 1st Dancealot 12–4pm. The Lighthouse from 4pm-5.30pm to make ya trade and crew and Flaming Tea Cup are joining take home something new! No events – pack down day. LEAVE NO forces to bring you a Pot Luck of tea and Mindfulness – Peace and Love The TRACE. tunes (if we haven’t all lost all sense of Temple , 4pm. A time to find inner peace, time and space by then). We will have

ART INSTALLATIONS Art is a very important part of Kiwiburn and we encourage everyone to create. What’s on the Paddock this year?

A Pot Luck of Emotive Words I will Hippie Soup Interactive sensory best view on the Paddock. Come and provide components, how you arrange soup pot. Hippie Soup is a satellite see for yourself, and then watch it burn. them is up to you, I will even give you a waterbased social platform designed to Paddock Unlimited Renewable Energy wild card to increase your possibilities invent unique human engagement on Co-op (PURE-C) Low voltage is sexy. the Paddock through one of humanities Burn the kiwi Teamwork. Just like We are PURE-C (Paddock Unlimited oldest rituals – soaking in hot water. a potluck, fiery spectacles bring us Renewable Energy Co-operative). We A hot-tub on wheels, reanimated as a together and in the emotional heat help are a collection of keen solar power grand cauldron serving the main course forge the links of community. We will enthusiasts who have been providing at this Potluck: YOU. Bring along your be toasting some kiwis, and perhaps Solar power on the Paddock for several choice of herbs, bubbles, and oils and a foreigner or two for your edification. years. We provide solar systems that keep an eye out for Hippie Soup pop-up As to how or why, that is yet to be provide much of the LED lighting found appearances around the Paddock. Bon determined. Perhaps you could provide around the Paddock. Think about appétit! these answers. minimizing your power requirements, Ooh.. Check You, Fancypants cLoud9 videos beautiful original video think about using 12 volts instead of 240 Fancy dress line. “Ooh.. Check You, projections. Last year on the man/ volts, it is safer and better for us and the Fancypants” – your one-stop shop for woman mysterious projected faces environment. Think about upgrading all your fabulous costumery needs! appeared at night....This year there to LED lighting systems. If you have Come find some weird, wonderful, will be more apparitions of delight and questions about solar power we are wacky and above all fabulous clothing beauty..... in various locations...... all happy to help. If you have 12 volt power and accessories so we can all jazz the original requirements for an art project then talk hell out of that paddock! Donations are to us as we may be able to provide you Effigy Burn Performer based of course gratefully received, so have a with freshly charged batteries to make Pyrotechnics! Performance and Pyro. rummage through your closet and it happen. To celebrate and add wow-factor to keep an eye on the Op Shops. Bring it, Please do not push this button Rules the effigy burn, the team at Highly Kiwiburn. Flammable Entertainment will one again and authority. Please do not push the Paddock Lighthouse Interactive art will have human pyrotechnic dancers button. Seriously, please do not push and viewing platform. The Paddock before the effigy burns! it. We went to a lot of trouble to make Lighthouse, far from the sea but still the it clear you are not allowed to interact with this button. Don’t do it. Who knows what terrible thing will happen when you things like large rotating mandalas out of the ground, following on from push it? made entirely out of seeds or giant the effigy in 2015, this large art piece dreamcatchers with portions of the will push the boundaries around what Plinths of Emotion Potluck and surrounding landscapes within the is possible with large scale art on the Emotion. Wear your beret and put your cross weaving to show ecosystem Paddock. Built entirely from recycled hand to your chin as you ponder a dynamics. Pictures of pieces I have materials, it will showcase what is greater understanding of the intellectual done in New Zealand can be found possible with ingenuity and creativity. and conceptual artistic depths of the on the Conscious Kids NZ Facebook. People will be welcome to walk over the Paddock that The Plinths of Emotion will I have also worked as a contributing palm of the hand, with ladders on the allow you to reflect upon. artist for SEEDS:Collaborative Voice in internal aspect of the fingers allowing Psypalm Bikinis and Blazers. The New Mexico, United States (http://www. people to climb into hollow spaces in Psypalm is a place for people to gather seedsacollectivevoice.org/#!community- the fingers to share a tender moment and relax with others day or night. It’s seed-murals/c10d6). or get away from everything. From the canopy is made of a beautiful crown of thumb, a projector will map whimsical Sloths At SunriseInteractive Sound fronds which sway in the wind, these are projections onto the internal fingers to Installation. Slumbering Sloth. Slowly made of bamboo and a palette of richly allow night time interactions. Every now Snoring. Circulating Solar Systems. coloured and and patterned fabrics. and then people need some assistance, Submitting Solar Beams. Seeing- During the day these striking fronds and you never know where that helping through Souls. Sloth Knows.” From provide shade and at night are brought hand will come from. This piece is in the lady who bought New Zealand the to life with colour changing LED’s, recognition of those who have helped us avant garde musical A Symphony of fairylights and UV lights. get to where we are now. Sloths, comes “Sloths At Sunrise”, an Rainforest flower of fire Fire and metal. interactive sound installation/musical The Hug Deli Hugs. The “Hug Deli” This is a piece that will have something meditation experience. Sloths at Sunrise is an interactive art installation where to give in both day and night. The metal is a space where participants are invited peeps walk up to the counter, ring the structure will be shaped in form of a to explore their creative voices without bell, and order hugs from the friendly tropical rainforest flower; blossoms that prejudice. Discover and embrace your staff. The menu includes “Diva hugs”, are known for their almost unbelievable inner power sloth! Reconnect with the “Group hugs”, “Bear hugs”, and the size. At night the center of the bloom sounds of nature. No previous artistic infamous “long, uncomfortable hug”, will be the host of a sinuous fire tornado. experience necessary! Be surprised not to mention daily hug specials! Come And when not actively in operation, It’s a by your own hidden musical abilities/ and join the staff or be a customer warm fire pit to go to. talents. Participants are welcome to and order something awesome! The Rhysonic Music – Rhysonic is a kinetic BYO instruments/found objects/other “Cinnamon Swirl” is a special treat. art mediums to express their inner sloth, musical invention. Performing with a The Magic Faraway Tree Giving and or interact with the sound sculptures/ unique musical instrument of his own sharing. Pot luck magical tree that every object onsite. There will be some sloth design, Pete O’Connell (AKA Rhysonic) day has a different worlds appear at workshops throughout Kiwiburn, but has been mesmerizing audiences for the the top encouraging development of people are welcome to pop in and chill past 2 years with his “Rhysonic Wheel”. giving, receiving and sharing. Different out/have a nap/listen anytime. This ingenious musical design creates interactive objects will be placed in the an undeniably appealing and innovative Sting Ring Interactive fire art. We’re tree over the course of the 4 days. The audio/visual experience. You must see here to help bring the flame to the last day will be the chance write a wish, and hear it to believe it! https://vimeo. burn, come push our buttons. We don’t dream, persons name on paper, place com/141155792 mind... on the branches. The tree which is to be burnt on the Monday evening. The 1st Sacred Seed – Te Kakano Tapu Tensegrity Spinning blades of death. 3 nights it will be lit up with fairy lights. Contemplation, Revelation, Tensegrity, the 4m tall spinning metal Made out of willow, flax and hemp rope. Transformation. Sacred Seed is a pop-up LED sculpture returns to the Paddock art installation, designed to be a quiet, and this time it’s motorised. Was The Turret Interaction and cooling. nature temple for people to chill out and previously referred to as “spinning Rising from the Paddock, a grand Turret reconnect with themselves and with blades of death” by another festival, but stands, It’s occupants equipped with a Earth. it’s harmless most of the time. weapon against the heat, fear the mage whom wields the great water gun. Science is Serious PlayCollaborative The Flaming Tea Cup A Tea Cup Papatuanuku Sacred Art. As an shaped art car. WE’RE BACK! The Tribal ZoneTribal. This is NOT a Theme enthusiastic “creative conservationist”, Tea Cup is back for another year on Camp, this is a Sacred Space created I strive to combine art and community the Paddock for your enjoyment and for the use of the Community. We are with environmental science entertainment. We’ll be playing tunes, Very Passionate about using Community communication and education.Hands blowing flames and providing libations Drumming as a way of creating on play helps us truly “innerstand” to those of legal drinking age (ID will be community, gathering participants of the natural world and the role we play required if you look under 18). all abilities together to create Musical in it. Many of the activities that I hosts energy and share it, we also love it when The Helping hand A hand up to include hands-on work in large scale you get up and illustrate the energy in contemplative emotion. The helping collaborative art pieces that invite any dance. hand will be a large open hand rising age to contribute. They have included THEME CAMPS When a group of people camp together, that’s a camp…. when they do it with interactive style and have a rocking great time – that’s a Theme Camp. Where will you end up?

Balrog’s Playpen Fire spinning and Bill’s DenWorkshop and base of Strangle) – Geek daycare – Read a Fire entertainment. Balrog’s Playpen operations. Think of this as a workshop section of the event guide in the manner have another exciting year on the – tables, hand-tools, power for small of a randomly selected genre/animal/ Paddock ahead of us. Kiwiburn 2016 machines such as sewing machine and conceptual framework – Lost and Found happens to also be Balrog’s Playpens 10 hot glue gun, some materials.Pure-C board – Young Jess the Fascist kicks BIRTHDAY! You know what that means! operates from here and other spots. you out of Kiwiburn – Pole dancing – We’re throwing a massive birthday party Sarcastic acro-yoga – Markov chains Bureau of Erotic Discourse (BED) on burn night, Yuss! As usual, Balrog’s – Wnghe! – Prizes! Camp Consent-based human sexuality. Playpen theme village will be bringing The Bureau of Erotic Discourse is a Camp Smile Camp for photographers back a little of the old Barlog’s and a little group of Burners dedicated to bringing and film makers. Camp Smile will be a of the new. We have the favoured annual sex-positivity to the Paddock. We chill space and refueling station for the activities back such as Fire Idol , quiz understand that sexual pleasure is an creative teams documenting the beauty afternoon and the Balrog’s breakfast . important part of sexual health, and and community of Kiwiburn during Plus, we had so much fun with it last will thusly be providing information, the setting up and during our time on year, we have decided to host the 2nd materials, and workshops on subjects the Paddock. Camp Smile will also be annual Kiwiburn Twerking competition as diverse and important as sexual providing public service announcements (see event guide for more details on consent (yes means yes!), full barrier about of burner photography etiquette all Balrog’s activities). So whats new? methods (wtf is a dental dam, anyway?), at various locations on the Paddock. Balrogs is in a new location, we are and various BDSM kinks. Basically, If you’re a photographer who wants back to our happy little tradition of being we want to make your Burn just a bit to unleash their creativity for Kiwiburn situated right next to the man, which more naughty, and a lot more inclusive. 2016, email Camp Smile hosts Rob & will help make our 10th birthday party This theme camp is an explicitly queer, Krissy [email protected] to something special. Balrogs will also intersectional, feminist space. We want find out more have a new camp beautification project to welcome ALL participants to feel to install this year and the Balrogs bar Cape Carnival Sound camp and safe to explore hidden and vulnerable has a new look and new person to run chill space. Cape Carnival is coming aspects of their minds and bodies; it! Thats right! This year Balrogs has a to Kiwiburn for the sixth time in a anything that threatens that safety, new, if not just as charismatic, FEMALE row to provide veteran Kiwiburner including sexism, racism, ableism, or bartender. Shes perfect for the job but hospitality, cheesy tunes, bad wine just all around douchebaggery will not we’re not saying who, you’ll just have to and good snacks. Cape Carnival be tolerated. Check your Survival Guide pop by and find out ;-) Lastly, Balrogs is the home of Kiwiburn founder or the board outside our dome for times will be approaching the pre man burn Yonderman, and fellow KB veterans of our next salacious adventures! spin a little differently this year. Those Lippy Lou, Rich D Rich and Jane. wanting to get involved as a helper or Café Flambé Coffees dance and jams. This year we will continue to entertainer – please speak to Jax @ Our camp combines bar facilitated provide a diverse assortment of DJs/ Balrogs drinks with musical inspiration made by music, wine and cheese treats, and ourselves and the public we invite. We wonderful hospitality. Chill space by Barrio del ChurYeah, nah, yeah. Chur. will be open most hours and provide day and night, and party zone in the Churrrr! The embodiment of everything the necessary coffees, teas and other late afternoon is what Cape Carnival good in Kiwidom. Chur isn’t really a refreshments til we run out. As a café is all about. Come and hang with us thing, it’s a feeling – and a spacious chantant we encourage people to and enjoy. one at that. Achieving a higher state partake in the making of music. of chur is the core objective for our Child ‘Hood’ Kids camp. Welcome to community. Barrio del Chur translates Camp Incoherent At Camp Incoherent the place where kids can be kids and to ‘Neighbourhood of the Chur’. As our we’ll be doing something different parents can be, well, whatever they want vibrant past at Kiwiburn has shown, the each day for no apparent reason. – a unicorn maybe? A safe place for Barrio has a lot to give to our campers We wanted to make a Theme Camp, parents to bring children of all ages and and the greater festival as a whole. but we couldn’t decide on a theme! mingle with other families. Some basic Members of our churmunity might think Welcome to Camp Incoherent, where infrastructure and toys will be provided they’ve found the lost chur-opolis of el we’ll be doing something that makes but please feel free to bring some toys churado, or a kiwi version of churassic very little sense each day. Activities may to share or things make this space park, or find themselves grooving in the or may not include: Madame Dangle’s more magical. Please note: this is NOT doof church of churusalem and discover tarot readings, psychotherapy and life a space to dump your child so you can their own personal spirichurality. coaching – Learning linear algebra the have a good time – a parent or guardian Churtivities might include a literachur linear way, with Tangle – Accredited must be present at all times. Show me workshop or someone serving fried burner assessments by Mangle who your Burner Babies! churken, or churros or maybe some has been to more burns than you – Very Club Sandwich! SANDWICHES. of our specially brewed chur burs and French digital makeovers by Fandangle All Chiabbatas and Sisters are welcome, infusions from the chur bar. – Meat-hooks dating agency (Proprietor: We are all CUMIN BEANS! Feast your parties, staring contests, clouds, and so Temple Paddock Relief Art Installations Theme Camps eyes and fill your belly; ‘Club Sandwich’ much more. Hamsters- Nature’s Eagle. If you’re taking photos on your is an interactive art space that combines smartphone to share with friends Effigy Disabled Toilets No Camping Toilets Headless Duck Sound, shade and all the alluring, tantalising, and mouth- while you’re on the Paddock, you can Refreshment. Headless Duck want to watering ingredients of a ‘sandwich’ with also share them with the community Medics Sound Camps see you embrace the cosmic flower.. all the inclusive, inviting, playful and on Instagram, using the hashtag Open the light within to all the colours interactive elements of a ‘club’. There is #Kiwiburn2016. We’re looking Greeters Fire Camps and vibrations in your 3rd eye. Surf only one rule on the menu... you must forward to seeing what you get up to! Shack and Headless Duck combine Depot 15 play with your food... 5 30 15 23 in 2016 to bring the fruits, flavours 23 Dancealot Music and arts. Dancealot, and sounds that sweeten your pineal Artery UPPER PADDOCK 19 the Good Vibe Tribe, is full of dancing, gateway and resonate with your bass THEME CAMPS 6 Town Hall 20 9 fun, pot luck and emotion! Join us on chakra. Offering a broad and bold 6 2 the dance floor for a fantastic eclectic musical presence, shots, shade, and a 1. Bill’s Den 2. Bureau of Erotic Discourse 3 1 mix of dance tunes, and keep warm host of events. 16 next to our braziers by the dance floor. 3. Cafe Brûlée 4 Here Here is right where you need to Get your glow on with the White Party on be. And now is the time. This will be the 4. Camp Smile PARKING 11 Friday night and bring a cup to savour build structure for the helping hand pre 5. Camp Incoherent 4 the goodness from our pop up bar on PADDOCK event, and during the event will host 6. Cape Carnival 12 2 Friday night! 11 the build crew in luxurious upcycled 7. Child “Hood” 3 17 Eat, talk, busk. Eating and talking and decadence. We will provide shade and 13 8. Club Sandwich GENERAL CAMPING 10 3 AND CAMPERVANS 25 lounging with intent. Oh look, the pizza banter aplenty. We’re not into trance, 9. Eat, Talk, Busk 7 22 oven is back. Even better, there’s people so you won’t find here that here. But making pizza in the aforementioned dirty dirty hip hop will be in the house. 10. Fabulous Disaster 9 6 16 oven. Feel like a slice? Got something We’ll likely have workshops, of a political 11. Hamsters Without Borders 4 28 you think would go well on a pizza? Drop theme. How to change society, create 12. Here 8 2 them off. Got other bits and bobs that safety in a group, NVDA, skills to use 26 13. Mile High Club 1 could do with being cooked – drop them back in the default world to shake up 21 14. Mint Country Club 20 1 19 off too. the system. 10 LOWER PADDOCKSITE MAP 15. Taradise 1 14 Fabulous Disaster Fire, Metal. Fabulous Holland house Coffees dance and jams. 16. Team Texas 22 Disaster is a sub camp within a village 25 18 Holland House provides the best 17. The Bumting Appreciation Society 18 called Gigsville at burning man and of Dutch Dance in a Kiwi setting. 24 some members decided to pay the kiwi 18. The Joy Project Experience an alternative world of dance ART INSTALLATIONS version a visit. 19. The Falls Inn 31 expression with the latest of House 20. The Green Fairy 1. A Potluck of Emotive Words fu_k hutt There is only now... and look music from Europe. We work together 2. Burn the Kiwi how rich we are in it -funky-deep-tunes- with the Café Flambe camp to provide 21. The Hangout 3. Cloud 9 Videos 4-a-boogie. We intend to provide a entertainment day and night. 22. The Home for Wayward Girls and Boys space where people can be comfortable 23. The Scurvy Lass’ Boudoir and Eatery 2 4. Hippie Soup Home for Wayward Girls and Boys 24 and chilled. A space to have fun with 5. Ooh . . . Check You, Fancypants Paddock Hostel. While this camp and Dr. Boyd’s Bouncy Palace a positive vibe. We’ll provide some 6. Paddock Lighthouse was created for International Burners 24. The Warm Fuzzies Doodlebopper 8 funky-deep-tunes, possibly a drink or 5 12 travelling light we welcome all Camp 7. Please Do Not Push This Button two and a place to boogie. We want to participants. Our facilities include a 8. Plinths of Emotion create a pot-luck themed environment 25. Night Vale Community Outreach 21 THE FOREST kitchen for all to share, a camp chilly 13 where you can bring your contribution, 26. Phosforus (NON-VEHICLE CAMPING) 9. Psypalm bin and plenty of water, you supply the throw it in, whatever form it takes and 14 7 10. PURE - C food and clean up after yourself, (don’t 27. Quiet! see what happens. A place to facilitate 29 11. Rainforest Flower of Fire bring your mum to do that either), there 28. Saloon of Ill Repute gifting, be it food or drink, a massage or 5 27 are NO kitchen fairies here. We also 29. Spark’s Finger Paint Camp 12. Sacred Seed – Te Kakano Tapu yoga lessons. Come join us if this sounds offer shelter, shade space and our very 30. Swing Fling 13. Science is Serious Play like you, we are not here to party by own camp trampoline as well as access 14. Sloths at Sunrise ourselves... 31. The Library 17 to Devine Costume Hire (where an 15. Sting Ring Hamsters Without Borders Hamsters, interesting outfit can be hired for the very 16. Tensegrity million of f*ckin’ Hamsters. Are you tired affordable price of 2 hugs for the day). MOOP (Matter-Out-Of-Place) 17. The Helping Hand of spinning your wheels in default world? We runs‘The Hug Deli’ art project and Hamster Camp: promising to deliver camp members are encouraged to do Our community respects the RANGITIKEI RIVER 18. The Hug Deli millions of f*cking hamsters (of course) shifts there. environment. We are committed SOUND CAMPS 19. The FlamingTea Cup and lots of completely random mischief! to leaving no physical trace 20. The Magic Faraway Tree Joy Space Costumes, games and tea 1. Barrio del Chur These nocturnal creatures, with their of our activities wherever we parties. Joy Space is a nice creative 2. Dance-a-Lot 21. The Revolving Washing Line fuzzy and cuddly demeanor but razor gather. If you see MOOP, pick family play space. Here we have tea 3. Fu_k Hutt 22. The Space Station sharp teeth and quick feet, celebrate it up. You are responsible for FIRE CAMPS parties and dress ups! get cosy in our 23. The Turret random thoughts, booze, boobs, tea ensuring your campsite is clean 4. Holland House chill space where acoustic jamming before you leave. 1. The Flojo 5. The Headless Duck 24. Tribal Zone and games are a frequent. 2. Balrogs Playpen 6. Rockstar Lounge 25. Rhysonic Temple Paddock Relief Art Installations Theme Camps Effigy Disabled Toilets No Camping Toilets

Medics Sound Camps Greeters Fire Camps

Depot 15 5 30 15 23 Artery UPPER PADDOCK 23 19 THEME CAMPS 6 Town Hall 20 9 6 1. Bill’s Den 2 2. Bureau of Erotic Discourse 3 1 16 3. Cafe Brûlée 4 4. Camp Smile PARKING 11 5. Camp Incoherent PADDOCK 4 6. Cape Carnival 12 2 11 7. Child “Hood” 3 17 13 8. Club Sandwich GENERAL CAMPING 10 3 AND CAMPERVANS 25 9. Eat, Talk, Busk 7 22

10. Fabulous Disaster 9 6 16

11. Hamsters Without Borders 4 28 12. Here 8 2 26 13. Mile High Club 21 1 14. Mint Country Club 20 1 19 10 LOWER PADDOCKSITE MAP 15. Taradise 1 14 22 16. Team Texas 25 18 17. The Bumting Appreciation Society 18 18. The Joy Project 24 ART INSTALLATIONS 19. The Falls Inn 31 20. The Green Fairy 1. A Potluck of Emotive Words 21. The Hangout 2. Burn the Kiwi 22. The Home for Wayward Girls and Boys 3. Cloud 9 Videos 23. The Scurvy Lass’ Boudoir and Eatery 2 4. Hippie Soup 24 and Dr. Boyd’s Bouncy Palace 5. Ooh . . . Check You, Fancypants 6. Paddock Lighthouse 24. The Warm Fuzzies Doodlebopper 8 Camp 5 12 7. Please Do Not Push This Button 25. Night Vale Community Outreach 21 THE FOREST 8. Plinths of Emotion 26. Phosforus (NON-VEHICLE CAMPING) 13 9. Psypalm 27. Quiet! 14 7 10. PURE - C 28. Saloon of Ill Repute 29 11. Rainforest Flower of Fire 29. Spark’s Finger Paint Camp 5 27 12. Sacred Seed – Te Kakano Tapu 30. Swing Fling 13. Science is Serious Play 31. The Library 17 14. Sloths at Sunrise 15. Sting Ring 16. Tensegrity 17. The Helping Hand RANGITIKEI RIVER 18. The Hug Deli SOUND CAMPS 19. The FlamingTea Cup 1. Barrio del Chur 20. The Magic Faraway Tree 2. Dance-a-Lot 21. The Revolving Washing Line FIRE CAMPS 3. Fu_k Hutt 22. The Space Station 4. Holland House 23. The Turret 1. The Flojo 5. The Headless Duck 24. Tribal Zone 2. Balrogs Playpen 6. Rockstar Lounge 25. Rhysonic Mint Country Club Sports and gin bar. on paper or each other, but keep it kid other sacred themed art. The fairies are The Mint Country Club comes all the way friendly, please. elusive and opening hours are far from from Australia to once again introduce regular but when the sign is flashing they Swing Fling Swings and hammocks. some minty class to the Kiwiburn can be found playing mostly chill but Feel like a fling on a swing? Or hang experience. Our roaming bar serves gin cheerful music and dispensing magical around and finger our rings? We’re a and tonic with cucumber sandwiches, libations. This year our art theme is tribe of monkeys that seek to infect the and hosts a range of classic sports “Mandala.” We will also host guided entire population of kiwiburn with our including badminton and golf – look for meditations during the day and on invitation to play! Try our travelling rings the green umbrellas on the Paddock. some nights. Check your “what where or slack line, hammocks and swings to Open anywhere, anytime. Gin gin! when guide.” Spontaneous karaoke is a chill out on, or just hang out. possibility. Night Vale Community Outreach Not Taradise Lounge. Home of Janis the a wholly-owned subsidary of StrexCorp. The Hangout Hammocks, chill and wheelie bin. We promise. Night Vale Community learning. Burners, Pirates, Nymphs, Outreach has risen from the ashes of Team Texas Come and Take It. We are Ewoks, Pixies, come one, come all, the theme camp formerly known as Team Texas and we are coming for you. take time for the sublime, and swing Mornington Crescent. Our intrepid host We are not bringing our guns. We love through the trees to the dually serene and will be out and around and about the getting dirty, we love building things, we surreal astral plane of The Hangout; for Paddock, providing delicious home- love field engineering, we love burning restoration, education, contemplation and made minted lemonade and k-bars for sh*t down. Need a hand? Call Team exploration. You can check in any time general consumption. And no throat- Texas, we ain’t scared of nuthin. We’ll you like, but you’ll never want to leave. spiders. Nuh-uh.We promise. Not after be in a tight circle of campervans--look The Library Chillout read books, chat to what happened last time. for the rainbow Texas flag canopy. We’ve other like-minded spirits. Come have a been planning this for so long, and Tea and board games. Need browse at your local (Kiwiburn) library! Quiet! are so excited! Consider this your final some quiet time? Join us for Tea and check out our shelves of awesome warning, Kiwis. Texas is coming for you. Games. Imaginary Friends Welcome. books/magazines/graphic novels free The Bumting appreciation society for reading there and/or taking home! Rockstar Lounge Rockstar. 2016 sees Bums and Bunting. The Bumting chill out on the cushi ons, rugs, or the the first Rockstar Lounge. We believe appreciation society is about outside bench chair... grab a sign to in rockstar lifestyle, and this year we appreciating all things bum and wear if seeking ‘introvert downtime’ (no are opening our space so that you can bunting. We will provide a hot sauna by disturbing) otherwise, get talking to other live the dream with us. Our Lounge will the river to toast your freezing bottom, like minded spirits; socialise and relax. host a number of events and parties a bike powered blender to give your bring earplugs to zone out and chill! designed to enhance the consciousness bumpty a workout and along with that, open day and night – solar lights plus and experience of our fellow burners. fresh smoothies to keep your booty lantern for night reads. Outside of this, you are welcome to moving all day long. Whilst enjoying your See you there – The Librarian. come hang out with us in our structure, sauna and smoothies we encourage enjoy our non-stop mojito bar, soak in The Mile High Club Aeronautical. The you to admire our kilometers of lovingly some lush music, have your mind blown Mile High Club, where you can expect hand-crafted bunting. with our lush visuals, align your chakras only the finest of entertainment. and generally get your groove on! The Falls Inn Gypsy Cowboys, The Scurvy Lass’s boudoir and eatery Advanced Anarchist Wizadry and Pastel Bar/Hangout and Dr. Boyds Bouncy Palace Is that Saloon Of Ill Repute Mayan Mahem. Welcome to The Falls location. Welcome one and all to the camp with the beauty parlour next to Inn. Its time to stop and Fall In to your Tavern of Disrepute (TOD). We are a the Bouncy Castle serving meals at local Whisky Bar, be free, converse small bar and hangout area with some night? sure is! Dr. Boyd, Ol’ Blackbeard, liberally without constraint or fear of shade provided which will have whisky Captain Morgan, Mermaid Serenaa, offense, heckle beautiful passers-by and cigars on offer. Tall tales of your Captain Jack and Cutthroat Mike invite while luring them into Fall In with exploits out on the Paddock and beyond you to come enjoy the paddocks finest you, spank a stranger, tell your stories are the price of admission. Saunter into Beauty Parlor Boudoir, Evening Eatery of Burns gone by, travels in distant our tavern through the doors or else! If and Bouncy Castle. Avast land lubbers! magical lands, do art, teach, be taught, you can show us a few unlit fire toy tricks Come and beautify yourself before being understand and miss-understand. you will be gifted some Pegasol for use bounced on a castle of air, evening in approved locations. Poor jokes while The Flojo Cirque scented surreality. The meals hosted by the Fair Dame Captain sipping whisky are preferred. Bring yer Flojo is a dojo of flow – a performance Morgan, contributions to meals welcome cup and some ice! If we are not there and play space held by a collective of but not essential. Grog available on deck you are more than welcome to hang cirque, fire, and fun loving eccentrics to any worthy mates. out under the awning and relax on our with a penchant for silliness and The Warm Fuzzies Doodlebopper Camp pillows and chairs. psychedelia. Need a moment of ‘aww’ and whimsy? Spark’s Finger Paint Camp Finger The Green Fairy Black light art space. Pop by our camp to get your very own Painting. Come during daylight hours Chill but cheerful music. Signature warm fuzzy or a set of fuzzily warm and avail yourself of our non toxic libations. Guided meditations. Possibly doodleboppers! Perfect for the Paddock finger paints. Fresh paints will be set karaoke. The Green Fairy is a black light or for a quick pick-me-up for your return out daily until supplies run out. Paint lounge showcasing sacred geometry and to the default world.