1/30 2016 Playa Events & Art http://www.justinklein.com/playaeventsexcelexporter Mon 8-29 Tue 8-30 Wed 8-31 Thu 9-01 Fri 9-02 Sat 9-03 Sun 9-04 Mon 9-05 Title Description Type Camp Where Leave No Trace Presentations BLM and Friends of Nevada Wilderness will provide Leave No Trace presentations to familiarize participants with the seven principles of LNT. The presentations will be held on Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri at 10am, 12 noon, 2pm, and 4 pm.work BLM NCA Interpretive CampEsplanade and 5:15 Warm Fuzzy Pounding Grab a hammer and pound on some metal, make it snazzy, press it, punch it, chase it and stick it on your bike. work The man and 12:20 Morning Power Yoga Movement, alignment and intention. Accessible to all levels of practice. Bring a mat, water and clothes you can move in. Come for the yoga, stay for the whiskey. work Whiskey and Dust2:45+Donatello Pink Gym Workout Collection of free weights, weight benches, and other equipment all decorated PINK! Training sessions by the Hot Pink Trainers through out the week. Open to all 24/7. work Comfort and Joy8:00+Florin Morning Power Yoga Movement, alignment and intention. Accessible to all levels of practice. Bring a mat, water and clothes you can move in. Come for the yoga, stay for the whiskey. work Whiskey and Dust2:45+Donatello Lockpicking Workshop Join us as we pass on the art of lock picking to a select few who make the journey, achievable by only the most curious. Camp ICC work Home Rule Village4:45+Florin Last MileBurn Yoga Yoga for the Heart, Soul & Dust...a day before the Burn...just when you needed it the most! work Automatic Subconscious8:30+Esplanade Leo's Lounge & Soft Space@ Paradise MotelLet your journey guide you to Leo’s Lounge, a soft space to escape the winds and wanderings of the playa. Rest your dusty soul and channel your inner Leonardo with paints for your body or that of your muse. prty Paradise Motel7:45+Botticelli Spanky’s Wine Bar; The Home of LazerDome!Illumelodie’s LazerDome is now home at Spanky’s Wine Bar in 2015 where there is always something sexycrazy going on! Come on by, fill your cup and experience live performed laser light shows to amazing DJ’s in the dome. Be sure to check Spanky’s Wine Bar listings for daily events at the bar and in the dome! Live events will be broadcast on 100.5 FM Radio Free Spanky’s!prty Spanky's Village (and Wine Bar)2:30+Esplanade Relativity at The Space Whale Einstein changed everything we know about the universe and physics with the Theory of Relativity. Learn a bit about space time & chill with the whales. Recorded lectures from prominent physicist covering Relativity and how it relates to us.prty fbcota YUM CART All tastes both real and imagined await you at the fabulous YUM CART. Come savor the infinite possibilities with one of our trained Tasteologists. prty Yummy RUMInations3:45+Cosimo Hammock Hostel for weary BurnersDo you feel dusty? Do you feel like you’re in a dessert or something? Do you feel like you're required to have a lot of fun all the me? You need rest! Prescrip on: come hang in the hammock hostel and wave in the wind.prty Flying Puzzle 5:45+Justice Soul Garden / Da Vinci’s Alchemist Skullicious BarCraft cocktails and good (or evil?) advice from our artinfused bar and mixologists, plus lounge or dance to our house DJs from NY and LA prty Heroes and Super Villains (HSV)6:15+Effigare Relativity at The Space Whale Einstein changed everything we know about the universe and physics with the Theory of Relativity. Learn a bit about space time & chill with the whales. Recorded lectures from prominent physicist covering Relativity and how it relates to us.prty fbcota Hammock Hostel for weary BurnersDo you feel dusty? Do you feel like you’re in a dessert or something? Do you feel like you're required to have a lot of fun all the me? You need rest! Prescrip on: come hang in the hammock hostel and wave in the wind.prty Flying Puzzle 5:45+Justice RED RINGMASTER'S BALL (10pm3am)The park is open late! Wear RED and join the Misfits for late night “amusements.” Amazing DJs and Happy Hour all night. Get Red. Get Sexy. Get Here. prty Mystikal Misfits / Naarsfortown4:30+Botticelli Hammock Hostel for weary BurnersDo you feel dusty? Do you feel like you’re in a dessert or something? Do you feel like you're required to have a lot of fun all the me? You need rest! Prescrip on: come hang in the hammock hostel and wave in the wind.prty Flying Puzzle 5:45+Justice Slutty Seconds You dressed for desert survival and now you feel lame. The Sluts can help you! Come sluttify yourself into the playa fantastic. prty Slutgarden 8:30+Esplanade Quantum Mechanics at The Space WhaleExplore the nature of the tiny and prepare to break your brain. Recorded lectures covering Quantum Mechanics and our weird wonderful world. prty fbcota PHOTORAMA Capture this moment in space and time with gifted instant photos at the PhotoDuomo, then relax with music and a cold beverage at our PhotOasis. TuesFri, 4pm 6pm prty Possible Project8:15+Cosimo Hammock Hostel for weary BurnersDo you feel dusty? Do you feel like you’re in a dessert or something? Do you feel like you're required to have a lot of fun all the me? You need rest! Come hang in the hammock hostel and wave in the wind. prty Flying Puzzle 5:45+Justice Time and Space at The Space WhaleCome listen to recorded lectures covering the physics of time and space with The Space Whales! prty fbcota Bar Puzzles You can’t drink all day if you don’t start right meow? We are equally puzzled as we are puzzling. Come share your stories and hugs, maybe we do stu , maybe you do stu . prty Flying Puzzle 5:45+Justice Imbibe, Inspire and Interpret On Tuesday and Thursday 5 7pm, choose from an abundant selection of wine while you peruse our extensive collection of topics from our human library. Check out a human "book" for 10 minutes then return it to the library and check out another! Or choose to bequeath yourself and be checked out. On Wednesday (57pm) hop up on the stage and recite from Shakespeare or other distinctive literary works (cue cards and props provided). Prizes for the most memorable performances!prty Salón at the Oasis8:15+Donatello A celebration of Bowie. Audio/Visual Extravaganza“I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with poten al of a superman. I'm living on.” Join Swish for a celebra on of Bowie. Audio/Visual extravaganza. Dress in your favorite incarna on of the ar st . Costume contest at midnight.prty Swish Embassy2:45+Cosimo Belly dance jam Belly dance jam session at HARDLY prty HARDLY 4:30+Cosimo Ricky Ricky Taco Taco Tuesday Salsa PartyEnjoy sangria, salsa music, and carnitas at our annual playa appreciation party. Find the real Ricky and get an awful prize, Tutus get a free tug. prty Vomiting Sparrows8:30+Botticelli Sideshow Magic, Freaks and Oddities...Magic, Freaks & Oddi es... Featuring Luella, the Playa’s Strongest Woman Magicians from the Magic and more! SIDESHOW is once again pleased to entertain our fellow Burners with world class magic and side show oddi es. Featuring Luella, the strongest woman on the Playa, and magicians from the World Famous Magic Castle! perf Sideshow 3:00+Esplanade Playa Portrait Studio Come on by the Playa Portrait Studio to be the model you’ve always been and get yourself snapped in your amazing attire! none Mudskippers Urban Decay Cafe7:45+Botticelli Paint tiles as gifts and messagesSee art therapy and photography by combat veterans, share stories or a drink at the bar. Design and paint tiles to gift to VA patients after the burn. kid Camp Hellnback9:00+Donatello observing the sun (safely!) see sunspots and other detailed phenomena on the Sun at the Black Rock Solar Observatory, part of the Academy of Arts and Sciences; white light and H alpha filters on a C11. (may not occur if very dusty or cloudy) kid Academy of Arts and Sciences4:15+Botticelli Beer Toss! This year, just as every year, when the sun drops out of the sky so do the BEERS!!! Park your thirsty self outside the AutoSub dome at sunset and look skyward! gameAutomatic Subconscious8:30+Esplanade Join the PlayaNauts for Shady ShenanigansJoin us for our shenanigans under the shade, games from around the world, giant Jenga, glow in the dark volleyball, stop in and teach our bartender your favorite cheers, try your luck at the challenge wheel or just submerge your body in 30,000 PlayaNaut balls...Can I Get a Fuck Yeah?gamePlayaNauts 9:15+Arno Na Zdrowie! Michal's Polish Vodka BarCome join the Electric Gypsies for the 2nd year of Michal's Polish Vodka Bar. Offering a variety of unique vodkas. food Electric Gypsy Coffee Oasis2:15+Botticelli SUCK IT SUNSET! Come and SUCK IT at PlayaSkool. That's right . . . come suck on a cold frozen juice bar, listen to music, cool off and watch the sun set. food PlayaSkool 10:00+Guild Sunset Friendship Weddings Celebrate the love you have for your friends, and take a vow! We’re hosting friendship weddings in front of our fire pits at sunset. We’ll provide the cocktails and sparklers. You bring the love! (Okay, we’ve got a bunch of that too!)cere Sunset Portal 4:30+Lorenzo Boba Tea Service BYO Vessel PleaseWe will be serving a delicious Milk Tea with Boba until it is gone. We will chose the flavor that day! We might have other kinds too!!! Slurp! cere Hanuman's House of Tea and Ramen Spirit Animal Readings by Owl Owl is back for another year of spirit animal readings see what you might learn about yourself it may be very surprising! Based in Native American Culture. Owl welcomes all burners if you have had readings in the past then he welcomes you back to see hhow the year has been for you. Come one, come all!care Gypsy Nebula Village3:00+Deep Plaza Build Your Own Bloody Mary Let our camp of healers help you indulge in the healing power of Bloody Marys! Our bar includes healthy garnishes to rejuvenate you from the inside out. Stop by for your morning elixir and then stay for some acupuncture.adlt Plaisance 5:30+Donatello 00:0000:15 Sarongs & Mai Tais 7PM Sunday Early Burner Special! Join us to celebrate the Gate at the Tropical Treehouse. Paddle up to the tiki torches Sunday night for a sarong, a hug, and a Mai Tai. Just park it people, you can always unpack tomorrow! Aloha!prty Tropical Treehouse7:15+Guild 00:0001:30 Midnight Martini Party Let's get the party started with this midnight martini mixer! Vodka martinis and other libations happily served. Cheers! prty Organization 8:45+Arno 00:0003:00 WTS Red White & Blue Welcome PartyWelcome home fellow ci zens! Forget se ng up camp, nd a spot, drop your stu , then come have a few drinks a er that long drive! Prizes for our favorite patrio c ou it. PS This starts Sunday A ernoon! prty White Trash Superstars3:00+Esplanade 00:0003:00 Welcome Home Funk Party We want the funk. Gotta have that funk. Welcome Home. Join us for our opening party. prty Rat Trap 2:00+Cosimo 00:0004:00 80s New Wave & Pop 2 Planet Earth has been bringing an alternative sound to the playa since 2009. Music you can dance to. Music with words. We will be spinning your favorite 80s New Wave & Pop hits in an indoor night club with a real wooden dance floor. Start your burn right with us from midnight to 4amprty Planet Earth 9:00+Botticelli 00:0023:00 BASS PYRAMIDS ART INSTALLATIONThis lifesized pyramid shell incorporates the golden ratio of sacred geometry and sound healing frequencies, and is designed to drop bass and sync light to your heart beat when the glowing core is touched. none Naked Rainbow2:45+Donatello 00:0023:00 TREE OF HOPE ART INSTALLATIONCome by to hang your aspirations and prayers on this Tree of Hope. The entire piece will be constructed out of PVC pipe material. At night, it will be illuminated with white fairy lights. It will swell throughout the week as individuals leave pieces of themselves to this collective consciousness. Let go, stay grounded, share, breathe and receive.none Naked Rainbow2:45+Donatello 06:3007:00 Vinyasa Flow Class Do you like Yoga? Do you also like Dick Shaped Foods? If you do, stop by and join our cer ed yoga instructors for a special vinyasa ow evening yoga session. Bring your own mat (BYOM) A er the yoga session, come join the Dick Shaped Foods for a Dick Shaped Foods Snack!work Dick Shaped Foods2:45+High Renaissance 08:0009:00 Tantric Chakra Meditation Tantric meditation will activate your chakras, direct your sexual energy upward and lead you to longer and better orgasms work Tantra Mantra 08:0009:00 Meditation: Learn to Gound. This guided meditation will teach you how to create a grounding cord from your root (1st) chakra to the center of the Earth. Play with different cord visualizations and experience the benefits of releasing energy that no longer serves you. I will be available for 1530 minutes after the workshop for questions and private healings.work Run Free Camp7:15+Botticelli 08:0009:00 AA 12Step Meeting Open Meeting. If you think you may have a problem with alcohol or drugs you are welcome to attend. none Run Free Camp7:15+Botticelli 08:0010:00 Tantra Fundamentals We often dive into experiences This is part Satsang and part experience. We talk about the fundamental nature of tantra as a lifestyle and refer to some of the source material. We also practice at least two of the Sutras of breath technique from the Vigyan Bhairav Tantra and introduce the fundamentals of Kashmiri Shaivismwork Naked Heart 7:00+Effigare 08:3009:15 Easy Run Come by Pink Lightning for an easy run 24 miles, all paces, all levels welcome! This is a lastminute taper run for burners running the BRC50k, but everyone is welcome. 50k runners are encouraged to pick up their numbers a er.gamePink Lightning 6:45+Cosimo 08:3009:30 Singing Bowl Meditation w/Breezela @ RhythmWaveBegin the week by elevating your spirit with a sacred singing bowls meditation, hosted by Breezela at RhythmWave. work RhythmWave 5:00+Arno 09:0009:15 Cocoa & Cabernet Cabaret SUNDAY the 28th (GATES OPEN) 810PM! A calm before the storm. Hot cocoa and cool cabernet are the perfect accompaniments to an evening of live entertainment and musical performances. Sit back and unwind from the journey home around our toasty bonfire and prepare for the magical adventures yet to come. Sunday (28th) Night 810pm!!!perf Paradise Motel7:45+Botticelli 09:0010:00 Head to Toe, Tush To Bush How To Survive The PlayaPlaya survival for virgins (and those who love them). Learn the health issues and challenges, and to recognize warning signs in others. work CampDIY 5:45+High Renaissance 09:0010:00 Energetic Hatha Yoga for VitalityA unique form of energy focused Hatha Yoga that will leave you open hearted, physically energized, spiritually elevated, sexually empowered work Tantra Mantra 09:0010:00 15min Private Clairvoyant Reading & Energy HealingCome for a 15 min clairvoyant reading. I can address a specific question or take a look and see what is up for healing. There may be a past life you are ready to heal or a 'being' that is ready to go. I will help you ground to release foreign energy and call in healing energies to restore balance.care Run Free Camp7:15+Botticelli 09:0010:30 Relating Zen Authentic Relating meets Zen Practice. Come play and explore the very subtle aspects of our own awareness while relating skillfully and playfully. This will be a facilitated exploration of sharing emptiness and joy in groups.work Camp Contact 7:00+Effigare 09:0010:30 Tantra Dance Into Bliss Build community, connection and intimacy through a fun, fantastical synthesis of dance, tantra and magic. We bring complete strangers together, build a safe container and take them on a moving journey into embodiment, heartconnection, love, joy, sensuality, presence and bliss.work Camp Contact 7:00+Effigare 09:0011:00 Maiden Monday Come on down to the Slow Burn Lounge for some Iron Maiden and Mimosas! prty FANDANGO! 9:30+Arno 09:0011:00 Jenny Lewis Singalong A singalong for diehard fans of Jenny Lewis. Join us on a voyage through her many musical maniac projects including Rilo Kiley and Nice As Fuck. You'll laugh and embrace all your friends! Wear your rabbit fur coat.prty Dragon Smelter Camp 09:0012:00 Bad Decision Happy Afternoon Every day is a celebra on! Come by the Champagne Lounge for your daily dose of bubbly fun. We’ll will be quenching your champagne thirst with a noon3:00 happy a ernoon. Not in the mood for bubbles? Grab some friends and take a shotski. Bring your own cup! prty Champagne Lounge5:30+Rods Road 09:0015:00 Make Shrunken Heads! Ooooh!Come by Camp Shrunken Heads at approximately 6:00 and E. Takes a half an hour but it is worth it. We have heads, hair, string, glue and lots of beads and flowers to decorate them with. kid Camp Shrunken Heads6:00+Effigare 09:0018:00 Unofficial Play Civil Unions We don't do brains, we do weddings. It's a wedding for any being with all the trimmings, including rings, veils, top hats and an unofficial wedding certificate. Invite your friends for a trip in our wedding dome. Our minister also performs nonreligious legal weddings, be sure to contact us prior to the burn week.cere Two Lanterns Guild & 2:45 09:0019:00 Bike Repair Clinics Come by and learn about bicycle repair. Heck, you may even learn how to do it yourself. work Pandora's Lounge & FixIt Shoppe5:30+Esplanade 09:3010:00 Bless the Bamboo w/Skye & Breezela @ RhythmWavePlease join Skye, Breezela, and RhythmWave as we bless the bamboo and our Burning Man family for 2016, our 10th consecutive year in Black Rock City! cere RhythmWave 5:00+Arno 10:0010:30 Question Everything You Know About StrangersWe'll investigate research findings by behavioral psychologists, anthropologists, & more about “strangers” & how they align with popular media & memes. perf Center Camp Cafe5:50+Effigare 10:0011:00 Belly Dancing With Cinder Learn to shake it from one of the best. Come out and get some basics to add to your dance arsenal! work Ludus Symposium4:45+Cosimo 10:0011:00 Essentials of a Playa First Aid KitGot a Boo Boo? Learn how to make a smart, inexpensive and versatile first aid kit to use on the playa, your job, vacation or your vehicle. work CampDIY 5:45+High Renaissance 10:0011:00 Image Ingrained Crafty? Burn an image onto a wood cookie! Materials provided for the first 10 people to arrive. Guided by Amber! work 10:0011:00 Bottoms Up Yoga Come get those kinks out and warm up your glutes with some asstastic asanas. Bring your own mat, bring your own ass. work Booty Hunters 2:45+Italic 10:0011:00 Yoga Practice Bring a mat and get stretchy! All experience levels welcome. work Pam's Parlor 7:00+Cosimo 10:0011:00 Prancing Class w/ Maeve of MagicWild and Free Movement 101. Silly walking, prancing, dancercise, free movementwhatever you call it, it's a blast. Set the tone for an authentic, free and grounded Burn with a fun and easy movement workshop. work Rancho Sparkle Pony Rodeo D'Vinci2:30+Effigare 10:0011:00 Last Minute Burning Man Preparation and PancakesRemember Sunscreen? Tutu? Jalapeños for Anal Fisting? Get Here ASAP to learn how to overcome said obstacles with pancakes and booze. No Tutu Required. prty Bliss Bucket 5:45+Justice 10:0011:30 Find your Rhythm Tap into the tangible power of rhythm, intimately connect, and authentically communicate with those around you. B.Y.O. Drum. Some will be provided. work 10:0011:30 Deepening the Bond At Naked Heart there is a bond, we feel it the moment we enter camp, this camp only workshop is designed to deepen that bond. Come rest in each others arms, bask in each others hearts and resonate with each others soul. We are One!work Naked Heart 7:00+Effigare 10:0011:30 “NAKED PIRATE SHOT PARTY” ARRGH BAR o cially opens and the party begins as we “Belly up to the bar and say AAARRRRGGGHHH” Hosts: The Vice Admiral Morgan and BarMistress Josie prty Gallavant 3:45+Effigare 10:0012:00 Pinhole Camera Photography with Pinhole ProjectCome check out our pinhole camera and play with us, we do pinhole photography! Pinhole Project has brought to the playa twelve very large pinhole cameras created out of 50gallon cardboard barrels. Join us in our annual pilgrimage to use old school pinhole photography on the playa. work Illumination Village3:30+Arno 10:0012:00 Study Hall Did you rationalize coming to the burn by telling yourself you were really honestly going to do homework for the class you're missing or study for the certification exam you have to sit for when you get back? We've got you covered. Come join us in a quiet space where no one will laugh at your textbooks or tell you you're doing it wrong for not Participating. Depending on topic, some tutoring / study partners may be possible.work MacGyvers' Union7:15+Arno 10:0012:00 Beatnik Coffee Hour Returning to hit you with the java while focusing your audio to period beats and poetry prty Club Neu Verboten8:45+Esplanade 10:0013:00 Box Wine Social Meet and GreetWelcome first timers and returning champions. Come on by to meet new people and reconnect with old friends. prty Rat Trap 2:00+Cosimo 10:0013:00 Motorboat Monday Ahoy mateys! Join us for the 2nd annual Motorboat Monday! We will be serving one of the tastiest drinks you’ve ever had on the playa. Spin the Wheel of MisFortune if you’re brave enough to face your fate. Anchors away!none BRC Hash House Harriers (BRCH3)9:15+Cosimo 10:3011:15 Cultivating Authenticity Explore what science says about where authenticity really comes from, how to feel more authentic & how to help others around you be their true selves. perf Center Camp Cafe5:50+Effigare 10:4518:00 Lights, Camera, ACTION!!! I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille ... of my family jewels! Come demonstrate your photogenicity where your genitals are the star on your photo ID! Show your skills on our aerial rig or have a cold home brew or drink special at our ShirtCock Saloon!adlt Genital Portrait Studio7:30+Botticelli 11:0011:30 Beginners Meditation Learn the basics about meditation and go through a short guided meditation. work Let it Go 5:15+Donatello 11:0012:00 Never Pull Rebar Again A hands on demonstration and testing of alternatives to securing your structures with things other than rebar, with easier removal. work CampDIY 5:45+High Renaissance 11:0012:00 Building Something out of NothingHumanity has evolved as builders. This lecture will expand on how we build our experience as we expose others to the spaces they inhabit. work Broken Compass9:00+Arno 11:0012:00 Tap Dance Enjoy making music with your feet. We’ll learn easy tap steps to put into a simple routine. Please wear shoes. work Camp Calico 11:0012:00 How to Tie a Shemagh There are so many creative ways to rock the shemagh. Protect your delicate membranes from the wrath of the playa while remaining the fashionable beast you are. work Lip Bomb 7:30+Cosimo 11:0012:00 Transforming Loneliness Learn how I transformed my life by finding the source of my loneliness and transforming it into new connections through new actions. I will talk about what I have learned about loneliness and there there will be group sharing so everyone will get a chance to talk about their personal situation.work Floristonia 3:45+Donatello 11:0012:00 Gender Burning Want to find ways to escape the binary, create a space free of judgement where masculine, femme, and everything in between is beautiful? Come through. care Mudskippers Urban Decay Cafe7:45+Botticelli 11:0012:30 A Sex Cult An exploration of what it means to be a cult, and how to work with sex in that context work Naked Heart 7:00+Effigare 11:0012:30 Breakdown or breakthrough? Burning Man can make or break a relationship. Learn how to use all the gifts and challenges within and around you to turn your relationship into a path of transformation and liberation. work Camp Contact 7:00+Effigare 11:0012:30 A princess party We have a 4 1/2 year old princess that has created her first event for her third burn. She will be hosting a Princess Party with pink lemonade, fairy wings and even champagne for the adults. Come be royal for the day!kid Martini Camp aadams1997 11:0012:30 Turkish Coffee With Turks Wake up with some traditional Turkish coffee brewed with authentic love and served by authentic Turks. food Plaisance 5:30+Donatello 11:0013:00 From the Delta to New OrleansStart your day with a Blues and Funk morning set! Danceable blues from the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's working it's way through jump blues and the roots. prty DuckPond 9:00+Italic 11:0013:00 Men’s Circle Inspired by the ManKind Project, join a circle of men (and women wishing to explore masculine energy) for sage, support, and conversation. care 7 Deadly Gins 8:45+Cosimo 11:0019:00 Polymer Clay Workshop with Polimerica sulla PlayaCome join Polimerica sulla Playa under The Man and create your own polymer clay jewelry, art, or keepsake to commemorate this year's burn. We'll have step by step images of a number of techniques, as well as experienced teachers there to help you. You can make something as complicated or as simple as you like. work D6 in DaVinci's Workshop 11:1511:30 Practicing Serendipity: Say 'Yes' & what happensQuestioning Everything also means Questioning the statement of Questioning Everything. This is what happened when instead I just said 'yes' for year. perf Performance Stage in the Center Camp Cafe 11:3011:45 Symbiogenesis: Evolution & future biology of EarthSymbiogenesis is the process by which groups of organisms merge into more complex metaorganisms. It is the process that lead to the evolution of complex cells and all macroscopic life. As a pattern, Symbiogenesis points the way to how we might design a human civilization that is so interconnected with other livings organisms that our buildings and cities become living, breathing, reproducing metaorganisms themselves, ushering in a new age in the evolution of the worldbody.perf Center Camp Cafe5:50+Effigare 11:3013:00 Let's Talk Gibberish Speaking gibberish is an act of artistic improvisation in which the filter of the ego is relinquished as we open our hearts to authentic expression beyond the bounds of language. We will explore the beauty of raw vocal vibration and its potential for connection beyond preestablished templates of meaning. Y'all know we don't really communicate through words, anyways!work Naked Heart 7:00+Effigare 11:3014:00 “ SCOTTISH SCUTTLEBUCK LOST AT SEA PARTY”Come get yer Bucky down ya and let’s get them home .. Yaldi !! Hosts: Wenches Clover, Gillian, Lisa and Pirates Grant, Chris and our Crazy Dane Aslak none Gallavant 3:45+Effigare 11:4512:15 The Playa Provides, So Can Your Everyday LifeAn exploration of synchronicity the reason the playa provides and how to create that magic in the default world. perf Center Camp Cafe5:50+Effigare 12:0012:45 Love, Sex, Food, Death – in Community!Question presents Love, Sex, Food, & Death. Leave your preconceptions at home as we explore what makes a community truly sustainable. work Red Lightning 8:15+Esplanade 12:0013:00 PIPE CLEANER HAT MAKING PIPE CLEANER HAT MAKING w/ GOOD VIBRATIONS Create your own amazing playa adornment using nothing but pipe cleaners! Adults and kids of all ages welcome. work Super Friends Synaesthesia4:45+Cosimo 12:0013:00 How to be More Wheelchair FriendlyHow to Be More Wheelchair friendly (Not to be confused with ADA compliant) Info for your Camp, your Art and Your Art Car! work Mobility Camp7:30+Inner Circle 12:0013:00 Life Coaching Workshop Take a revolutionary approach to life. Through this innovative coaching workshop, you will come to know and love yourself, resolve your personal history and manage your mind. You will develop personal integrity and align your heart, mind and actions with your dreams. You will see and understand yourself from a different perspective and experience your life with newfound compassion, humor and honesty.work IMAGINEnation6:30+Italic 12:0013:00 Capoeira Basics (Brazilian Martial Arts)Come learn the basics of Capoeira, no experience necessary! work Let it Go 5:15+Donatello 12:0013:00 Vinyasa Flow Yoga Vinyasa Yoga, translated as “arranging something in a special way,” brings a lightness, ease and relaxation to your daily playa rituals. This class is meant to reconnect you with your body, mind and soul so there’s more room for dance, play and community. Tap into the source of being.work Merkabah 4:00+Guild 12:0013:00 Noon nap time with Enya Come sail away with the sleepy sounds of Enya for an hour of tranquility and a misty sea breeze. none Primate Playground7:00+Donatello 12:0013:15 Vinyasa Yoga with DiBa Breathin’ and flowin’ to ground you so you don't float away into the dust. work Yummy RUMInations3:45+Cosimo 12:0013:30 Divine Dhakini and Dhaka DanceA safe place to alchemize our intentions through sensual movement. Guided breath play, tantrabased connection exercises, and cosmic contact. Open to all respectful and intentional dancing Dhakinis and Dhakas. work Naked Heart 7:00+Effigare 12:0013:30 Funky Yogassana Get into your FUNK! Yoga and dance moves to stretch out those achy playa muscles and get yo' ass ready for the dance floor. We will move n' groove to the sound of soul funk. Come get funky. care Monks of Funk 4:15+Arno 12:0014:00 Tantric Relationship Design Build a Spiritual Relationship with tools that can make you a desirable super Lover, a lifetime friend and reveal True Love in your life work Tantra Mantra 12:0014:00 Hooping for all skill levels Whether you're a novice or a performer, we will show you new tricks and techniques and help you level up. BYO hoops if you got 'em, come regardless. work Incandescence 6:15+Guild 12:0014:00 Rainy Days We invite citizens to enjoy relaxing and refreshing moments when the sun is high over Black Rock City. The sound of raindrops dripping on a tropical forest, chirping birds and Lavendermist will cool you down. Get cozy in the hammocks and pillow islands of our ConnecDome and enter conversations with fellow burnersprty Champagne Chandeliers6:45+Donatello 12:0014:30 Magic Monday Cold Pickle ServiceGet your week started out right with a cold pickle on a hot and dusty a ernoon. ACTIVITIES! Come whet your whistle and take a classic souvenir picture in our faceinhole Pre y Pickle! GIFTS! Other gi s o ered to pre fy your pickle include: handcra ed pickle pas es and pickle warmers and Pre y Pickle bo le cap pins and s ckers. (While supplies last!)food Pretty Pickle Camp9:15+Florin 2/30 2016 Playa Events & Art http://www.justinklein.com/playaeventsexcelexporter Mon 8-29 Tue 8-30 Wed 8-31 Thu 9-01 Fri 9-02 Sat 9-03 Sun 9-04 Mon 9-05 Title Description Type Camp Where 12:0017:00 Crafting Galore Horny MondayIt's opening day at the KKrafting dome and it's Monday!! Guess what Monday is? Horny Monday!! Come get horny with us and put some horns on your head, bike, hips or wherever you like!! It will be just in time for Kostume Kult's Horned Ball party on the playa!!! Find us under the giant "boob dome" at Kostume Kult.work Kostume Kult 8:00+Esplanade 12:0017:00 Star whores at themecamp themecampFive days of dusty drink slinging, come join us for our star whores theme party Thursday, noon to 5pm. Tasty libations will be themed along with the event, including the darkandstormtrooper served by princess labia!prty Theme Camp Theme Camp5:45+High Renaissance 12:0017:00 Body Painting Let our artists paint you like a canvas with brilliant nontoxic pigments and oneofakind patterns. perf Pam's Parlor 7:00+Cosimo 12:0022:00 The Orgasamator Experience The legendary Orgasmatron first came to the playa in 2002, and it provided exceptional physical pleasure to thousands of women in an environment that was safe, comfortable, sensual and private. Five years ago we completely redesigned the machine for even greater intensity and enjoyment, and gave it a new name: The Orgasamator. When you visit, you will be in a private room with an operator who is experienced, very sensitive to your needs and concerns, who listens well and is deeply dedicated to giving you an amazing experience. Your specific needs and desires will be discussed at the beginning, and the experience will be finetuned to give you exactly what you want. No penetration is involved, but sexy talk and sensual touch are available options. We want everyone to feel refreshed and respected when they leave. We are strongly focused on cleanliness and health, along with fun. Come solo, or bring a good friend (male or female) to add another dimension to this deeply immersive and wonderfully personal experienadlt Sensual Pleasures (The Camp for)In Spanky's Village & Wine Bar 12:1514:00 Interpretive dance by Landlord Marty!Landlord Marty's interpretive dance and mythology review (Buy tickets now, it sells out fast!) Explore the fall of gods and heros, OPEN MIC. Do your best Landlord Marty Party for prizes and accolades. Maybe burgers and a couple of beers. After we go see Larry.perf EBB and Glow 3:00+Italic 12:3014:00 Biology and Chill A brief layman's presentation of some of the most exciting advances in synthetic biology will be given, which will segway into a prolonged Q&A / discussion session where Tea and Alcohol will be served! Topics will include gene synthesis, gene editing, data storage in DNA and many more. This is not a lecture, I want to hear what YOU think, even if you're not a biologist!work Broken Compass9:00+Arno 13:0014:00 First Time Burner Safety Class You didn't read the first timer's guide? Bad burner! Come on by and learn the basics of survival on the playa and a few tricks. work Rat Trap 2:00+Cosimo 13:0014:00 Hoop Jam Get your hoop on, hooper ball we supply hoops and music you supply hip movement. Not a hooper not a problem our host will teach you the basics or really cool tricks. work Dr. Realz' Steampunk Sideshow 13:0014:00 How to Live a Good Life What makes a good life? Happiness, productivity, relationships, success; come engage in an open discussion hosted by someone terrible at all of these things. work Enchanted Booty Village9:45+Effigare 13:0014:00 To Snip is Sexy Men, be brave and responsible. Be desired. Being sterile is the new sexy and it won't diminish your maleness or performance in any way. Ge ng snipped will make you more desirable. Hear what the procedure is like, what happens a er, and hear from women admire men who take responsibility for the ul mate birth control procedure. work Zerodrome 8:15+Guild 13:0014:00 Cosmic Hair Braiding Playa dust got you wondering what to do with your hair? Swing by and learn some basic festival braids at Cosmic Ranch. Bring a friend with long hair or your own head of hair (real or fake) and we’ll practice some simple french braids, fishtail braids and lace braids to keep that hair out of your face.work Cosmic Ranch 7:45+Cosimo 13:0014:00 Welcome home party Welcome home party! Grab your land then get your ass over here. First drink on the playa! The bar is open and Galexy is DJing. prty Dr. Realz' Steampunk Sideshow 13:0014:00 12 Inches of Paradise Hot Dog Happy Hour!Join A Confederacy of Dunces in Snowflake Village midday for a snack to help celebrate Meat Log Monday from our New Orleansinspired Hot Dog Cart! Come help us devour our 12 inches of Paradise, you lucky dog, you! Beef & Vegetarian options available! Condiments provided. Before you leave, make sure to wash down our meaty mouthful with an icy adult beverage from our Night of Joy Bar! Pirates & Quarterites Welcome, Communiss Not Allowed.food Snowflake Village6:45+Esplanade 13:0014:30 Yes. And !!! This will be a workshop dedicated to following the path of YES, wherever and however it leads us. An emphasis will be placed on finding depth while at the same time playing with the child like wonder of seeing the details in each moment.work Naked Heart 7:00+Effigare 13:0015:00 The DAO Revolution DAOs are a tool you can use to make the change you want to see in the world. Tell me your project and I will help you make it a DAO. work Camp Contact 7:00+Effigare 13:0015:00 Calling All Virgins! If you are a newbie/virgin on the playa, this is the class for you! It's Monday at 1 PM and all information regarding the playa will be at your fingertips. All your questions will be answered including where are the Portapottys? Where can I buy ice? Is there coffee for sale? and so many more. Have all your pressing survival issues answered while being refreshed by our hospitality.work Pepperland 6:30+Effigare 13:0015:00 Reese Pieces Meetup Bringing the best (least seen) people on the Playa, Blacks and Gingers together to Paradise Motel (7:45&B) for a snow cone social! Our DJ will provide chill beats while we hang/ dance and create the "Reese Pieces" majority (if only for an hour). There is strength in numbers.prty Paradise Motel7:45+Botticelli 13:0015:00 Da Vinci’s Kites Make like Da Vinci and fly a kite! Supplies provided at our camp, where we'll make our creations and test them out in the playa winds! kid Camp Lip Service 13:0015:00 Bucking Duck Lessons! Learn to ride our mechanical duck. Also, learn about the small print on the back of your ticket. Nurse your wounds with cold beer and our worldfamous Playa Specials! gameDuckPond 9:00+Italic 13:0015:00 Dominance & submission Have you fantasized about submitting to your partner or possibly taking charge in the bedroom? Or perhaps you’ve tried it and want to learn more. We’ll cover both sides of a variety of powerexchange relationships through demos and discussion. 18+, ID req.adlt School of Consensual Kink3:30+Effigare 13:0016:00 Dye Day! What? Dye silk on the playa? You bet your bippy we do! Dye with dignity provides all the tools needed to create your own wearable piece of art. Spin the Wheel of Remorse (kid friendly version available), drink some cool wine or beer (juice also) and cool off on a hot afternoon.work Dye with Dignity2:45+Cosimo 13:0016:00 Embodied Intimacy "Embodied In macy is rela onal breathing medita on done in full body embrace, cul va ng connec on by rela ng with what is here, right now. U lizing the core tools of Tantra: Breath, Sound, Movement and Touch we are slowing down, and we are being together just as we are. As we slow down and link up breath and sound we create all these exquisite feedback loops body to body, belly to belly, heart to heart, and we invite each other into more and more presence, trust and relaxa on. work Camp Contact 7:00+Effigare 13:0016:00 Welcome Home Party Welcome home! Come break in the week right with Camp Reno Nation! Drinks and music! prty Camp Reno Nation2:00+Donatello 13:0017:00 Uniquely Formal Ohmcoming Did your Homecoming suck? Attend our Ohmcoming it'll be way better. Throwback tunes dance party, spiked punch, and no chaperones in sight prty U.F.O 13:3014:30 Safe Substances Real life MDs discuss everything you need to know about safe use of prescription and recreational drugs. Bring questions! work Yummy RUMInations3:45+Cosimo 13:3014:30 Qikung/Yoga and Meditation Join a beautiful shamanic practice focused on being in harmony with nature and our surroundings. Static postures and free flowing movements create a powerful feeling of inner and outer peace, followed a profound meditation to empower our ability to manifest and Love.work Merkabah 4:00+Guild 14:0014:30 Speedy Massage 5 Minutes to Last All Day!Conscious touch combined with supported breathing, trigger point therapy and a even a little Thai Massage learn to give and receive powerful work!" work OKNOTOK 3:00+Donatello 14:0015:00 Beginners hula hoop making! Start your hula hoop dancing journey with making your own beginners hula hoop! Supplies are limited, gifts of tape and knowledge welcome! Let's Dance! work Super Friends Synaesthesia4:45+Cosimo 14:0015:00 Deep breathing/active stretchingAgility meets meditative stillness in this exercise of resilience work Heroes and Super Villains (HSV)6:15+Effigare 14:0015:00 Improv for Storytelling Did you hear the one about the sparkle pony who lived under the desert? No?? That’s cuz nobody’s told it before! Come tell stories with us. work Camp Contact 7:00+Effigare 14:0015:00 Brain Gym Feeling unfocused, out of sorts, unable to think clearly or make decisions with ease? Get into a high integrated state and open up to new possibilities and inner peace. work Kanuckistan Duello4:00+Rods Road 14:0015:30 Camp Dare Meat and Greet AcculturationThis is our welcome to the Playa social event open to the community. We serve drinks and cook up a bit of our meat to give people a taste of our big BBQ event Wednesday. We talk to new Burners about the meaning of gifting vs bartering, radical selfreliance while encouraging them to experience the Playa by “following your distractions”. It’s a nice way to start the week with something unexpected for both the first time and longtime Burners.prty Dare to be Rare2:15+Arno 14:0016:00 Customs Party Welcome home! Relax in duty free, get a pat down from security, declare any contrary ideas, and have a drink while we teach you our customs. prty The Embassy 7:45+Donatello 14:0016:00 HomeBrew 4A HomeBrew Chocolate Tasting PartyJoin us for a sampling of chocolates and pair with your favorite home brewed beer or soda. Bring some chocolate to share! food Homebrew 4A Homebrew 14:0016:00 BRC HOA Annual Meeting We need 69 percent of homeowners attending to constitute a quorum, if you can't attend send someone with a proxy. BRC HOA themed cocktails. adlt Spank The Monkey Bar5:00+Botticelli 14:0017:00 Monday Makeout Party It's makeout Monday! Start the week off right. Come play spinthebottle or volunteer at our kissing booth. Minty drinks provided. adlt 8bit Bunny 7:45+Florin 14:0017:00 Kinky Meet and Greet Come meet your fellow perverts before the crowds arrive. Our crew will be on hand to talk about what we do, answer your questions, and offer bondage rides to the adventuresome. No creepers, photography, drugs, or alcohol. 18+ with ID.adlt Suspended Animation7:00+Botticelli 14:0018:00 Palcohol Show a friend how much you care. Get ‘em a drink by telling us why you call ‘em your pal, ace, weezy or goombah. We only cater to budfolk here. prty Irrelephant Bird Camp7:00+Botticelli 14:3015:00 The Temple — Convertere [clothing optional]<< The Temple >> We are each a temple [literally "place cut o ," from stem of “tem” — to cut]. Inside each temple are housed experiences that are the basis of how we comprehend ourselves. The temple that we are is an adventure. In that adventure we are swimming through contradic ons, polarity, wonder, desires, embarrassments; our emo