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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Woman heads nursing school Dr Joyce L Randall, formerly East Lansing, Mlch--a BS in nursing program, Randall well as illness," she explained. chairman of nursing education nursing education granted in srtd, "This wiu be a community Thare will be Increased emphasis at the West Virginia University 1957, a MA In psychology and nursing program which will use placed on a systems approach Parkersburg Center, has been counseling, 1959, and a PhD in the agencies and facilities of the to nursing In the future, she said, named dean d Wright State Unl- * . administration of higher educa- community to a far greater ex- and less reliance on traditional verslty's new School of Nui'slng. tion in nursing, 1969. During the tent than usual." course divisions. Randall's selection culmin- oast year, she has traveled ex- Wright .State's plans for a bac- She expects the University's ates a nine-month search for a tensively and pu-sued post-doc-1- calaureate nursing program were nursing program to attract recent qualified Ph D to direct tlie Uni- torate work In psychology at developed In cooperation with high school graduates starting versity's baccalaureate nursing Michigan State University. Miami Valley Hospital whichwlll nursing training, as wall as grad- program, which will begin en- Prior to her position at the make available Its facilities for uates of diploma or associate rolling students by the fall of Parkersburg Center, Randall clinical instruction of the Uni- degree schools who want to up- 1973. held a variety of administrative versity's nursing students. grade themselves for profes- "We feel very fortunate In at- and faculty positions in the Lans- As Wright State's program de- sional advancement. tracting Dr Randall to the Uni- ing, Mich area including director velops the capacity to produce Randall also hopes ihe Uni- versity," said Dr Brian Hutch- of the associate degree program enough nurses to serve the area, versity can attract women in the lngs, associate dean of the Col- in nursing at Lansing Community Miami Valley has started it will 30 to 35 age bracket with no lege cf Science and Engineering College and assistant professor phase out Its diploma school of prior professional training and and chairman at the search com- at the Michigan State University nursing. men, who are entering nursing in mittee which selected Randall. School of Nursing. She has also Randall will use the 1972- increasing numbers. "She will have the opportunity been associate director of the 73 academic year to engage fac- The nursing program was ap- Dr Joyce Randal! to develop an Innovative progranv EW Sparrow Hospital School of ulty members and develop cur- proved by the WSU Board of in a new school and tie the cur- Nursing and assistant director riculum necessary to implement Trustees in 1970. but official selected Randall was com- riculum into community-related of the St Lawrence Hospital Mer- the program In the fall of 1973. establishment cf the school was posed cf representatives & the programs." cy School at Nursing, both (i "I see nursing education as a delayed due to lack ci funds Combined General Health Dis- Randall holds three degrees Lansing. study of a person from birth until July 1 of this year. trict, Miami Valley Hcepltal, and from Michigan State University, In describing the Wright State through senescence, wellness as The search committee which WrlgM Slate University. WRIGH! SI ATE STUDENT UNIVERSITY GUARDIAN PUBLICATION Volume 9 August 23, 1972 Issue 4 WSU car Freshmen disclose reasons why captures they decided on Wright State

BY LAURA KKAR stand up and valk around the top honors* Managlrg Editor room without talking. He goes on to explain that this Is just like Wright State University's car- If you've seen a mass of stu- going to class. You don't know af-the-future took top honors for dents roaming the campus this anyone. parkablllty, driveabUlty and pas- summer, and they look lost, they "You're sort of like a loner," senger confort In tha Urban Ve- probably are members of WSU's says Adkins, "and you'll feol hicle Design Competition last class of '70. like a stupid freshman. One rea- week. By the end of the summer, ap- son for orientation is to SIK-W The Wright State entry, a con- proximately 1,000 freshmen will you that you're not the only stupid verted Ford Pinto which runs have baen put through the orien- freshman." on propane fuel, vied with cars tation program co-ordinated by Freshman enrollment for from 63 universities In week- student Don Adkins and the Dean Wright State this fall is down to long testing on the General Mo- of Students office. 1,800, almost 25 per cent less tors Proving Grounds In Mllford, The five-hour session starts off than last year. Mich. INFORMAL DISCUSSION a planneQ activity at Orientation. with Adkins telling the gioupto Listening In on the discussion At the close of the student groups, the most common rea- competition, WrlgM State's car son why the student has chosen was one of six vehicles which WSU is money. contest officials asked to dis- University employment committee recommends Mark Gerhard, one of the in- play at the Chicago Museum of coming students said, "It U: about Science and Industry. The car the only place I could afford. will be In Chicago through Wed- students be allowed 20 work hours per week Wright State offers the best col- nesday. lege program proportional to BY TOM SNYDER of Trustees has already rejected Awards for the competitlai were while they have petitions still what I can afford." presented by U.S. Secretary of Associate Editor pending. an Increase la the $1.60 an hour Among the average dally group Transportation John A Volpe at Tho ad hoc committee reviewing Any of these decisions can be minimum for student employees, of 25, you'll find a wide cross- the committee nevertheless is a wrap-up banquet In Ann Arbor, student eniployment policies has changed by the committee and section of people. considering Increasing It to at Mich. A total cf 15 prizes were decided to recommend tothe uni- any Input from students or em- And student, Ed Worrell, is a awarded with overall honors go- versity administration that the ployers is welcomed. The uni- least $1.85 and possibly $2. native of Phililplnes. He ex- ing to the University of British hours a student on work-study Is versity administration can dis- The US House and Seriate are plained that he's "nc* an ex- Columbia, Vancouver, Canada. allowed to work while regular regard any recommendation the now dickering over whether to In- change student, but an exchange Panels of automotive experts classes are In session be In- committee might finally come up crease tlie minimum wage to serviceman." juaged the cars on control of creased to 20, effective January with. either $2 or $2.20. Marina Welzel, a Mlamlsburg automotive emissions, safety, 1,1973. All decisions cf the administra- One problem area for the com- resident and psychology major, consumer cost, drlveabllity and Presently a student is allowed tion based , one even Nixon: No, Splro, I can't do that. Nixon; Oh, yeah, I keep forget- John Wayne as his Vice-Presi- cominq as far away as Greenville, Agnew; Franklin Roosevelt did tlng. Well, then, I've looked dent. Ohio, are now getting discouraged It. around and I haven't found a good Nixon; The Duke doesn't take no Nixon; I know but he cheated. conservative Republican to lead second rate job. and next time mav decide not to He had a war to fight. this nation after 1 retire. Agnew; Well, who's left? come. Agnew; So let's start a war. Agnew; I'm still here, Dick. Nixon; Maybe the primaries will A few have done so alreadv. Nixon; We're already In one, Nixon; Yes, I know. I kept look- produce a conservative v?ho can Perhaps even the indefatiguable dummy. ing for someone to replace you win tiia hearts at middle Amer- Rick Minamver will stop attending Agnew; Oh, yeah, where? but I had more trouble than ica, my silent majority that al- Nixon; Forget It, Splro, Now, George McGovern. ways tells me what It wants. his own meetings. look. Here's my plan. We fix Agnew; Well, who's going to run Agnew; You mean you're tele- It's a hell of a wav to begin, but it up at this convention so that at In *76? pathic? then Student Government has never the 1976 convention, the conser- Nixon: I don't want any ci those Nixon; No, I mean there are so vatives have the power. We'll do crazy liberals like Senator Percy many primaries the silent ma- been one for beginnings—only endings. that by giving additional dele- That's why, for about the fifth or at Illinois or Senator Hatfield of jority should be able to find a good conservative to vote for. sixth time since WSU's birth, that l.i-IUr l.» 11; «* IIHIOH: Agnew; George Wallace, maybe" oeople are once again talking about Nixon; Not that conservative. a new constitution. Agnew; What if there aren't any good conservatives left? Abolish 'Miss, Mrs, Mr;' Nixon; Well, Splro, my boy, i guess it will fall upon your shoul- House vole on busing absurd ders. But remember who has use homo sapiens? made you a national figure, a household name and who will Even qrantinq that all the worst To the Editor, make you president. It you agree objections its foes have raised to denly popped ii.-to my mind. Why, to my terms, the term "Homo saplens"--The busing are true, it is still some- Recently while making Xerox Agnew; Terms, Dick? What do scientific designation of the spe- you mean? thing that should be supported. copies in a local supermarket cles--it doesn't designate the something happened. Nixon; I've grown rather fond Apparentlv businq is the onlv thing sex of the individual person. li this old White House, Splro, that is able to shake the complacency A lady waiting tier turn happened Now, let us see how we may and I'd like to live here another of the white suburbanites who retreat to notice my name on my letter. utilize this to the question at four or eight years. And I'd like to their fortress' and slowlv draw She, a perfect stranger to me, hand? It Is too long to use the to be your Secretary of State, the noose around the black inner citv. said that she had ready many ut whole tiling, as it stands. Let's of Defense, of HEW and Attor- my letters In local newspapers, see how we can abbreviate: ney General. Then, as soon as In the resulting turmoil (and we etc—Then, much to my surprise, Instead it Miss, Mrs, Mr Chair- an opening comes up, I'm sure have it plenty) our leaders should be she said; You surely can "do man etc, we would write, Chalr- you'd like to appoint me to the ready to lead constructive attemnts things with words." Hs; Post-Ks; etc. Of course Supreme Court, and I'd also to establish genuine eaualitv for Her comment both pleased me "Post-Homo saplen" might be like. . . blacks and other minorities and to and prompted my thinking about a bit confusing—post, meaning Agnew; Now, wait a minute, words. alter. After the species, Homo Dick. I think you're asking just alleviate the conditions that white Since the "Fem Lib" thing las sapiens?—What?, something a bit much. parents don't want their kids going gotten under-way, the question more 'sapient than Mankind I? Nixon; Nonsense, you do want to school in, (who can blame them, lias come up as to forms ctf ad- "Sapient" means wise; sage; to be President, don't you? black parents aren't too choked up dress, such as "Miss-Mrs discerning;—atten ironical," as Agnew; i guess so. about the schools either). Chairman; Postman; Mankind," defined in my Webster's Dic- Nixon; Then it's settled. and the word "Him," when re- tionary (1958 edition). Agnew; But how do you know Instead, we get a new call; for ferring to God, etc—such tilings Of course, some inale/fsmala I'll win. separate but equal and a little bud- which have come to be estab- scientist named the human spe- Nixon; Starting today, we're go- get shuffling to make it look sincere. lished by custom—things which cies. ing to make a new Agnew that will Then to top it all the House votes Women's Lib people are try'.ng Maybe my bright idea should win the hearts of all. You'U be to overcome. go back to the drawing board, able to defeat anyone but Ted to repeal the past 18 years bv over- for more ze-thlnklng; research. Tills line at reasoning causes me Kennedy. turning all busing decisions since More work must be done on the /.gnew; What If Kennedy runs? to think: What term could be problem.—Post -haste!? 1954 . used; what term have we which Nixon; Then, like the liberators Wav to go fellows; mavbe next vou of Texas, we'll fight on, shout- does nc< differentiate between (Mr) S Beaty Tanner can vote that the Vietnam war never the male and female sexes? ing "Remember Chappaquld- (pen name,) PhUo-man dlck." happened. Lets hear it for the House Then the scientific term sud- (meaning, (love at-) Man of Representatives AWWWWWW SHIT! Agnew: What's Chappaqulddlck?

X& ^h8 GUARDIAN IS published weekly by students ait Wright?;:"' ,;X-State University. Clintons expressed herein are those of the-ftj Helping students find decent housing ££editorial board jnd do not necessarily reflect the attltudesS; Sgef the faculty or administration. The GUARDIAN welcomes^ It's nice to see someone at WSU actuallv attemntinq jgall letters to the editor, but requests they be no longer thanjXv tc hoIn students find adeauate housing. This mav be a commuter school, but many of the com- muters live in, or try to find, apartments as an alterna- i Alternative Feature Service, and the National Educational tive to living with parents. J Advertising Service. g* Now the Dean of Students is in the process of helping The GUARDIAN §i§ 046 University Center *£ such students locate the housing that is available. Wright State University Classified ads have been run in local papers acking own- Dayton, Ohio 45431 ers of apartments to let the University know what's Phone 426-6650, exi 63S available. j.gSedUor harold J halts on jr 5® Students can then go to the Dean of Student's office jwmanaglng edltot kearSS in Allyn Hall and find out where housing can be found, -^-associate editor .torn snyder how much it will cost, and what its facilities are. business manager eila hlmesi?X Students should thank the Dean's office for helping dvertlslng manager mlfea purdyf" lessen the arduous and time-consuminq task of finding a photographer merrlll andersonj decent place tc live. August 23, 1972 GUARDIAN Page 3

Economists study problems BMW of closing parochial schools DATSUN When a parochial school disss nanced by tlie state, the state be enough to hold the Catholic Its doors (or good, It's the tax- would have to be prepared to school children in their classes. payers, on the state and local replace $1.3 billion of tlie local The Wright State educators feel level, who bear the cost. share projected for the 1972-73 their report, FEG «PS101, pro- This Is one of the findings school year. vides a useful benchmark for In a comprehensive study ai the Even If Catholic parents re- evaluating all proposals for explosive issue of financing pub- ceive the contested state income changes which t'ney expect to an- lic and non-public education In tax credits, the men are not alyze in a continuing series Ohio, and the impact on costs certain that the $61 million would papers and reports. for each county, prepared by a team of Wright State University educators. The long report, which '.s titled in part "An Analysis. . .at the 1972 State Foundation Pro- gram. . ." is the work of WSU economists Lloyd Frueli and John Treacy, James Dillehay of the College cf Education, and grad- uate assistant Robert Stevens. WANTED TO It is the result of several months' evaluation of Amended Substitute House Bill 475, its effect on education throughout the state, and the projected ef- fects of the closing of parochial and other private schools in Ohio. CURRENT EDITIONS In their study, the four men re- late projected public school pro- gram expenditures for the 1972- USED TEXT BOOKS 73 school year of $2.09 billion to the 1970-71 costs of S1.77 billion, an Increase of 18 percent over the two-year period. They report tliat HIi 475 will Whether Used not solve the unequal expendi- ture problem among Ohio's At WSU or Not! school districts, although it will significantly lift minimum pro- grams' levels. Although the weighted average per pupil will rise state-wide from $739 in 1970 tc next year's $876, ex- penditures per pupil around the state will vary widely from a low of about $590 per pupil in Adariis County to a high of about $990 in Cuyahoga County. Thursday and Friday Adding another element of un- certainty to tlie impact of Ml 475, they say, Is the potential August 31st and September 1st closing of parochial schools around the state. The closing of Immaculate Conception High School In Celina last May, for instance, will ad $140,000 to the public school costs in that area. The state's share of the in- Sell all your used books NOW! At the WSU Bookstore, crease will be approximately lower level, University Center. Highest prices oaid $84,000. local taxpayers in the for text books which will be used at Wright State district will have to contribute an additional $56,000 If they want during the Fall Quarter. A representative of tlie quality of education to remain Wallace's College Book Co, Lexington, Kentucky the same. The shifting of all non-public will be on hand to buy current editions of text aid pupils to public schools would reference books not being used on campus during cost a total of $296 million, $177 million of which would lie the coming quarter. The buyer will be present dur- the state share in aid to local ing all regular store hours. Current Wright State districts. If the local districts maintained their sliare equal to, University identification will be required. Damaged tlie present per-pupll level of books will not be purchased. $876, they would have to raise an additional $118,375,000, an av- erage property tax Increase of 2.5 nulls. Two counties alone, Cuyahoga and Hamilton, would account for WRIGHT STATE over $68 million, or 39 percent, of tlie state share increase. U property owners in the counties did not vote In the increased tax mlllage, per pupil expendi- tures (and program quality) in UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE Hamilton County would drop from $885 to about $771, and in Cuy- ahoga County, the drop would be from $992 to $886. Findings for Lower Level University Center many cf the state's otter 86 counties are no less dramatic. While the current study Is not 8:30 am to 7:00 pm concerned with what alternative Open Monday tiiru Thursday forms of school financing should Friday 8:30 am to 4:30 pm b8 considered, two important conclusions can be drawn. 1/ all public education were fi- Pa go 4 GUARDIAN August 23, 1972 Senate experiences quorum problems as budget, Academic Council seats wait BY TOM SNYDER said Mlnamyer, who has shown by the students. Two-thirds of Associate Editor up every time. those students voting must ap- He suggested another meeting prove the amendment. Student Senate has tried three time but said that he was going Academic Council's first meet- times since their first formal to continue calling a meeting each ing this fall Is Nov 6. meeting a month ago to get to- week for 7 pm on Sundays "un- Only Student Senate can put a gether again, but each time til 1 am Informal that this time constitutional amendment on a couldn't due to the lack of a quo- isn't convenient." Mlnamyer has student ballot. The 12 seats come rum. sent telephone messages to every up for review by the Council and The first time they tried to senator informing them of each the faculty general assembly next meet, the meeting was called c/f week's meeting. spring. three days ahead nf time by Stu- By not being able to obtain a Mlnamyer also commented on dent Body President Rick Mina- quorum, the Senate lias held up the possibility of a new consti- myer when It was discovered approval or non-approval of the tution. He has already appointed that not enough Senators would student government budget which Senator John Somers and Frank show. In the last two weeks not Mlnamyer las drawn up. Pringle co-chairmen of a con- more than six senators have In that budget, Mlnamyer has stitutional revision committee. shown up at the scheduled hour provided for an executive branch "I want to see adccument simi- of meeting time. with seven positions including a lar to the one last spring, but Each time the meeting has been secretary, aStudent Ombudsman, with some definite changes," said set for 7 pm Sunday in 202 Mll- a Director of Community Rela- Minamyer. lett. tions, Director of Finance, Di- He said he Wai ts "some type of What's a WWSU? "Students have a right to de- rector of Activities, Director of administrative head responsible mand better representation. Communications, and an Execu- to the stud-—>-j'"• more represen- tive Assistant. tation fcr Celina students on the Stair money Although student government Academic Council; a declaration The state paid $24,227,930.74 has only been budgeted $6000 of vacancies if elected officers Strike begins In subsidies to Ohio's state-as- from the student activities fund, don't attend meetings; and pos- sisted colleges, universities and Mlnamyer Is asking for more sible Inclusion erf Inter-club The workers on construction entrance to WSU, thus halting for technical institutes during July, money from the Dean of Stu- Council and the University Cen- sites at Wright State are idle a week the construction of the State Auditor Joseph T Ferguson dents' discretionary fund. ter Board within the stuaentgov- again for the second time in one new phys ed complex, the lib- said today. Mlnamyer's proposed budget al- ernment. month. rary, the creative Arts Center The largest distribution was to ready calls for more than $6000 The constitution last sprlngpro- Cement finishers went out on and the Brehm lab. Ohio State University, which re- In salaries for him and his ex- posed a "student caucus" com- strike two weeks ago and received i»ck Williams, business agent ceived $5,705,788 for its main ecutive staff. posed of Academic Council stu- a quick settlement. Friday even- for Local 1410, said union mem- and branch campuses and $784,- Mlnamyer mentioned $18,000 as dent members with a "student ing the Laborer's Local 1410 bers were picketing about 200 167 for the university hospitals. a desirable final figure. services board" providing the went out on strike. job sites, and tliat most jf the WSU received $763,500. Ken Davenport, Associate Dean student activities and entertain- Tfca strike by the 1,200 laborers membership was picketing Mon- The July payments were about of Students, said that the Dean erf ment arm of student government. has halted all construction pro- day. $4.5 million more than the $19, Students' office was prepare to It was narrowly defeated In a jects of major size in a five coun- "We're prepared for a long 639,557 paid during the same give "serious consideration" to special election last spring. ty area. one," said Williams, in light of period in 1971, Mlnamyer's request If the Sen- The union had tieen working the extended negotiations and the A total of $19,632,168 was dis- ate says that the extra money Surplus auIos. without a contract since the end Inability to reach agreement. tributed to 14 four-year colleges is what it wants. erf April and when negotiations Laborers currently receive and universities, $755,750 to 17 So far, acco.-ding to Davenport, progressed slowly through May, $("..44 an hour with a 35 cent technical institutes, $1,321,650 Mlnamyer has not approached up fur bids to four community colleges, and the contractors filed a charge fringe benefit added. The union the Dean of Students' off lot about The Purchasing Department Is $1,284,167 to three hospitals af- of failure to bargain In good faith Is asking for an undetermined a request for extra money. accepting bids for surplus auto- against the union. filiated with colleges or univer- The budget is not the only thing wage increase and improved work sities. mobiles, trucks, and electric The National Labor Relations rules. that Mlnamyer Is concerned about typewriters. Copies of the bid Board has ordered a hearing on with respect to the Senate's de- forms may be obtained In the that charge for Oct 10. lay fii meeting. The 12 newly Purchasing Department office, The Cement Masons had thrown Falkner chosen registrar approved student seats on Aca- 259 Allyn Hall. For further in- up pickets at the construction Wright State has a new regis- demlc Council are also in formation, call ext 207. Communications for Student Body Jeopardy. trar, Louis E Falkner from St President Rick Mlnamyer's ex- Pregnancy Lout* University. Mlnamyer said that In talking ecutive staff. with several faculty members Counseling Service A student committee took part Falkner was not the first choice, in the Interviews of applicants. he found the status of those 12 W« Care - Free according to a reliable source. seats "questionable." GUARDIAN Students on the committee in- Bruce T Shutt, Director of Ad- BIRTHRIGHT cluded BobCarr, chairman, Kath- In order for students to obtain ministration at Indiana universi- the seats, the student constitution needs 223-3446 ie Brockman, stintent senator, ty was the committee's initial and Frank Pringle, Director of must be amended to provide for selection. Shutt Is the originator the election of those seats by of a state-wide registration pro- academic colleges. The consti- STAFF gram to be Implemented this tution currently requires that fall for all Indiana state univer- the one student Academic Coun- for fall CONEY sities. cil member and any new mem- ISLAND The source said that Shutt's bers be elected at-large. APPLY NOW 046 salary demands were too high Such an amendment must be put UNIVERSITY CENTE* 4824 AIRWAY RD it MARSHMAN for the university. on a student ballix and voted on The source also added that Falk- •*imk OPEN 24 HOURS ner Impressed the committee favorably. Falkner, married and with two 1 MONTH LEASE children, lias been university re- 253-0195 gistrar at St Louis since April (Two Locations) of 1963, He Is 38 years old. Apartments and Townhouses 1, 2 and 3 Bedrooms Furnished - Unfurnished Apply Voir «, $ 12500 1972-73 Applications for ^ipk-vjw- 118 Old Yellow Springs Rd Residence Hall Housing n l-T-^i 3 'WwHinijsn are currently being accepted Kirk,/ 4996 Woodman Park Dr Admission Requirements for Upperclussmen: Dayton 254-6122 2.0 accumulative average and full-time status during 1971-72

Applications available in Room 102, Residence Hall Offices open Mon-Frl 9 am-8 pm 531 9 am"6 P"> Sun 1 pm-6 pm August 23, 1972 GUARDIAN Page 5 Secretary as nigger by Vcrna Tomasson agency had no ln-box for em- your own or life of your own. majeste. That's true to a certain If there's doubt In your mind AFS ployee complaints. They knew You sit there looking cute and extent. But Isn't there also the about a double standard in your A summer safari as a tempor- all they had to do was mumble available until He calls you underlying assumption tha>. the office, here are experiments for ary typist—what a fun way to "recession" and I'd shape up. the Intercom. work of The "-tan Is all-Impor- you to try. But first, make sure make a bit of bread between For attitude lessons I started I began to conclude that not tant, the time of the female, you are eligible for unemploy- teaching jobs, I thought! I can looking around at the other secre- only Is the female office worker Inconsequential? ment Insurance. bat our 65 wpin on a manual or taries. This wasn't difficult, Expected to perform a variety If this were not the case, there 1) When you bring your boss electric, can fake a good steno, since the seating plan at most of menial functions, but part would be an occasional apology his coffee, spill it all over him. and enjoy meeting a variety e* offices has you piled on top of at her job consists of the care for the Inhuman amount of trivia Apologize profusely and tell him people: I'll have a ball. Turned each other In one large pen, and feeding of the male ego. thrown at us, but you know and you'll try watching your maid, out to be a Danse Macabre. while the men retire to the prl- And I saw that there was a I know—our idiocy is taken for to see how she does It. Typing somebody else's words granted. The more we play-act 2) Next time he phones his for eight hours a day is grim oMW as id!o»«, the more it enforces mistress, remind your boss enough, but that iiad grace and the male Image of himself as about eh company policy against dignity compared to the rest at hero, and the more unpleasant making persona! phone calls. the grind. lobs he can ask us to do. 3) Tell him you think they ought JSstex To test this theory, I w ent Into to hire handsomer office boj's, "Mather, maid, mistress, «r reverse one day. to please visiting female execu- mechanic -- being a "listen," said my boss, about tives. to give me aU'aftions. 4) Correct his spelling or pro- secretary seemed to "I'm all ears," i growled, pos- nunciation. combine all the ing In the doorway with a Play- 5) If he reprimands you for gab- boy bunny pout. He looked up bing witli the other gals, tell him disadvantages of being a and down slowly and smirked, you're "In conference" and don't wife, without any of the "Oh no, you're not, baby!" Let want to be disturbed. advantages." me tell you this, before I get 6) Keep studying the stock mar- sick: tills guy wrote a good re- ket page, or the racing form. Filling In as executive secre- port on my work. 7) Many supervisors seem to tary to the president at an edu- I saw now that my main draw- think typists are attached with cational film company, I was back for survival in the busi- an umbilical wire to their type- expected to make coffee every V. ness world had nothing to do writers. If yours asks, "How do morning and serve it to all the with skills; it had to do with you like your typewriter?" say, executives in the conference my age. I was too old to fit "Fine, how do you like your i '-itm. Repairing a broken type- into the average businessman's pencil?" writer, packing an overnight bag silly-little mistress fantasy, and 8) Express a great deil at con- and hemming a set of curtains too young to act like Mm mommy. cern over who's minding his were among the duties I was to children while he's at work, if he- assume at various places. For says his wife lias It well under one man I had to water fifteen "Tell him you think they control, ask if he thinks It's plants every morning; for an- normal to deprive them of Fath- other, I had to stand over the ought to hire handsomer er's Love. delicatessen man at lunchtlme, 9) If he teases you about your making sure lie cut dt all the fat office boys to please boyfriends and when you're get- from the boss' brisket of beef ting married, tell him you're not sandwich. visiting female executives.' getting married; you love your Mother, maid, mistress, me- Job so much you've decided to chanic—being a secretary vacy •i theii Individual offices, Double Standard at work In every in one large and well-known make a career of It. Now comes seemed to combine all the dis- office. Thirty-five may be the mini- the hardest part of the test; ad agency, secretaries were in- How does this double standard advantages of being a wife, with- mum ago for men to run for pres- "Imagine that really happening!" structed to answer any phone operate^ The boss comes over ident, but it's the age when un- out any at the advantages. Never- in their vicinity which rang. This to you ami asks you to address married secretaries are put out theless, 1 let it happen—with Dedicated to the meant that they were picking up all fifty of his personal greet- to pasture. I would simply have the zen philosophy that all work extensions for bosses who were ing cards; you smile and say to come on as an exotic, and hope slaves (secretaries) of done In a beautiful spirit is beau- sitting somewhere on the opposite "I'll take them to the post of- for the best. Wright State ttful. Then the weirdest thing oc- side of the building, or who fice on my lunch hour." curred! Although I finished every were not sitting anywhere at all, But If you're caught addressing chore I was given to do, neatly, yet we had to make It seem like one ct our own letters on com- accurately, and In record time, we were the personal and private pany time, you've got an appoint- reports came filtering back to assistants to the executives ment with the Personnel Mana- the agency about my "attitude." whose buzzer we chanced to pick ger. Your boss may schooze 7^eofeied SdvittCfA Nailing this down to specifics, up. on the phone for half an hour I found out from one of the Not only did the other "girls" with a golf buddy; you try It, AND LOAN ASSOCIATION more human flunkies at the temp do this with a smile, but they and you've got an appointment agency that I a) did not smile were willing to take the rap when with the Personnel Manager at enough, b) wore my skirts too confusions and misunderstand- another company. long, c) refused to work over- ings arose. Or, the chief may pass by your time when needed, d) would not In another Mad Ave agency, desk in his liat and coat at 4:00 join In the small talk of the the girls spend their entire morn- pm and say "Tell them I've other secretaries and e) was seen ing drinking coffee and playing gone for the day.*' (No explana- doing my own work when tliere a word game called "Geggen- tion.) You try exiting five minutes was no company work to be done. helm." Since coffee gives me the early to beat the rush hour, and I responded to these accusa- runs and word games bore me, next morning you're called <«i the tions by catering my complaints I did work at my own, such as carpet. about the bosses who had com- retyping old short stories. This Well, at course, you may say. plained about me. was bad, very bad. You're not He Is The Boss, entitled to cer- MAIN OFFICE - 100 W Main, Xenia "A" was overloading me with supposed to have any work of tain liberties us a form at lese work and wouldn't let me take a 372-7641 or 426-7372 full lunch hour (lie was the bris- ket-

Q, On our first date my boy- decrease of blood available to ferent possible questions you receives 5-year grantfrien d passed out momentarily the brain and thus the fainting oc- might be asking, so I'll answer during one of the more bloody curs. Normally, blood increases them In an ontogenetic order. scenes In the movie "MASH." to muscles in preparation for Children born to women who Wright State University's nev d the students with first hand Recently we saw "Catch 22" flexing or fighting. When a per- have beer, on oral contraceptives environmental health program experience In the activities and and It happened again. Being in a son is trapped in one spot and can and then stopped their use in will be aided by a five-year responsibilities of states, county crowd tends to Increase the pos- do neither, fainting can result. order to become pregnant do not grant from the Bureau of Health or municipal environmental sibility of a blackout, although Fear, anxiety, the sight of blood, have a higher Incidence of birth Manpower Education of the Na- health organizations, and with only certain Instances, such as receiving an injection, and seeing defects although a higher fre- tional Institutes d Health. the problems faced by industry. a bloody movie scene will induce another person faint are par- quency of multiple births has The $272,336 grant will provide A seminar, Introduction to En- one; others, such as Injuries to ticularly potent stimuli for some occasionally been reported. funds for new faculty positions, vironmental Health, was prs- himself will not. people. Unfortunately, vasovagal If your question Is directed at the the addition of specialized facili- sented for Hie first time in the A: Fainting (syncope) is a tem- synccpe does not qualify one for situation that would exist If a ties and equipment for labora- spring ifiarter. porary loss of consciousness due draft exemption as a conscien- woman conceived while taking Additional courses relating to tory work In environmental to decreased blood flow to the tious objector. One can stavs oral contraceptives6 the answer health, and will enable the Uni- the first three years of curri- brain. There is a very long list off fainting by tensing one's mus- is more complicated. When cor- versity to hire a full-time In- culum for environmental health of possible causes for fainting, cles and moving about. Some- rectly taken, the Incidence of will be Implemented this coming tern director. but something called vasovagal times making a fist and clenching pregnancy with the oral contra- The director's responsibilities, fall quarter, (ncluded In these syncope accounts for more oc- one's teeth works. In the case ceptives is so low that it would according to Dr Brian Hutchlngs, offerings will be Environmental currences than the next 15 or of your boyfriend an Interesting associate dean of the College Health 310-315, a three-quarter take a very long time to find 20 causes put together. The de- experiment would be to take him enough children who started life of Science and Engineering, will sequence dealing with the en- scription lu your letter fits this to see "Patton" and have him run in such luckless circumstances to Include some teaching assign- vironmental and health aspects type of fainting which is rather up and down the aisles during draw any conclusions. It is known ments, recruitment, and the de- of air, water, and solid waste. common in normal people of all the gory scenes. velopment of an Internship pro- that high dests of hormones can ages, but probably more cor>- Q: I would like to know if birth be damaging to the developing gram for junior level students. $ The Campus Utilization incn In young men. It Is due to control pills could cause any child and : alteration of sexual character- muscle masses of the extremi- A: Your question is deceptively istics, but it is unlikely ttw-t the students will Intern between their >•: ference room In f ties. This results in a relative simple. I thought of three dlf- doses in oral contraceptives are Junior and senior years with Ohio environmental health or- sufficient to do this. ganizations on the city, county The last question that came to and state level, as wel! as with Illinois university plans new majors concept mind was: What would happen tf Industry." the woman started to take birth The undergraduate program, control pills not realizing that BY MIKE DIANDA This plan would "provide for develop a statement of guide- she was already pregnant. As in first of Its kind In Ohio, was lines and standards for the pro- a college graduation contract the preceeding example, ihis developed In cooperation with the gram and would set up proce- (CPS) — Northern Illinois Uni- with a maximum of curricu- woild be a very difficult thing Ohio Department of Health, the versity Is planning a foray Into lum flexibility and significant dures relating to the activities Ohio Environmental Health as- and responsibilities of faculty to study as It occurs very rarely educational Innovation. Involvement of student planning and while the chances for damage sociation, and environmental NIU's College of Liberal Arts in the arrangement," Burtness sponsors. are small one cannot be sure how- health agencies throughout the and Sciences (I AS) may imple- said. A student would be accepted Miami Valley. The c irriculum small. ment by Fall a "contract A proposal for the plan has in the Contract Major Program The prescribing doctor should provides a broad background In major" plan whereby students been sent to each department only after his program proposal the sciences and social sciences always perform a pelvic exami- would have "primary respon- within the college for review lias been approved and accepted nation and instruct the woman on combined with a core of specia- sibility for defining and achiev- and comment. Preliminary by the CMC. lized environmental health the use of the pill. It is usually ing the educational goals he feedback has been favorable, According to contract major begun on the fifth day of tlie courses. wishes to pursue." he said. The program was designed, said guidelines, proposed student menstrual flow. Chances for Contract majors, according to The concept of "contract ma- programs should be multl-dls- pregnancy at this time are negli- Hutchlngs, so that elective the plan submitted to the Uni- jors," Burtness said, was pro- courses could enable students cipllnary, including a minimum gible. Unfortunately, many wo- versity by Paul S Burtness, posal by a group of students of 50 semester hours of aca- men start oral contraceptives by to pursue special interests In 1 AS dean, would allow highly last semester. demic work, the equivalent of bootlegging pills from a friend's areas such as public health ad- motivated students to study what Under tlie contract major pro- ministration or the more tech- a r e g u 1 a r comprehensive ma- prescription without ever seeing they are Interested In with- gram, each student applying jor. a doctor. Peoole who practice nical aspects of air and water out the need to meet additional must propose a theme or prob- Each program should be struc- medicine on themselves (either quality control. co'lege and departmental re- lem for study ami find a faculty The Internship will provide each tured around a theme or prob- with or without a license) are quirements fur graduation. member who would agree to probably foolish enough to take serve as sponsor and program lem sufficiently important, in- teresting and different majors birth control pills after getting direct or. to merit negotiation of a con- pregnant. In consultation with the spiri- sor, the student must prepare tract. a justification of Ills proposal Under theContract Maior I'ro- Art Works in terms of its educational ob- g r a m, college requirements 11B Nn.Srnttii §trrrt jectives and develop a plan pertaining to current degrees, Including required courses, op- as well as course requirements committee tional courses, topics and inde- for existing majors would lie Ifmrhuru, (Ohio 45324 pendent study. waived, but general education established After the proposal contract and the provision of 120 hours »78-a22 I Is ready, the sponsor would pre- for University graduation would Upon the recommendation of sent the proposal to a Contract not. professor Raymond Must, a Uni- Major Committee (CMC) com- Applicants would be screened \ ersity Art Works committee has We Specialize In [ALL posed of four faculty and three initially on the basis of their been formed to oversee the de- undergraduates. academic profit?, grade point velopment of WSU's collection of The CMC v;ou Id have respon- average and recommendations art works. Foreign Models slbiilt> for dealing with such of their college teachers. The The committee sliall have the matters as program admission, C IK' would make final selec- authority to approve or reject all contract approval, governance tions on the basis of personal requests for purchase by the We feature Chevrolet, and program Integrity. It would Interviews with the candidates. University of works of art to be NATIONAL publicly displayed on tlie cam- Pontiac, Oldsmobile. pus; actively participate In the selec- Buick. Cadillac Car Rental tion of all art works for public display on campus; 24 HOUR SERVICE develop In consultation with ap- propriate University personnel, 7 Days A Week policies, guidelines, and proce- Free Pick-Up and Delivery dures for the selection purchase, FAIRBORN, OHIO rental, borrowing, maintenance Norma Kasten, Mgr. and security of all art works 118 N. Broad Street (513)876-1911 (513)878-8224 i u i.i. si:HI H I: it I\K displayed on campus; Falrborn, Ohio 45324 report to the President each spiing on its activities, accom- 95 plishments and plans for the Week End Special - future, and 19 Main Office carry on tlie other duties which NOON FRI to NOON MON may be assigned to it by the pres- 1 W Main Street ident. 100 FREE MILES Gas Furnished Membership on tlie committee Regular Kates 878fttr8l will be composed uf administra- Compact Cars Only tes, faculty and students. August 23, 1972 GUARDIAN Page 7

as aBmsasswBMBfi.'r -.ix***-- mm WMMBHMBI Movie review Dirty picture contest? N It's n<* what you think. The Backyard Farmers Ecology club of Huber Heights In | Hitchcock returns ; . Daytcn is holding a contest for the best pollution picture for amati ur photographers only. All entries must be black and white standard snapshots 9 taken In the greater Dayton area and suburbs during 1972, ® So does Woody Allen All entries must be accompanied by negative, name, address, (8 phone number well. It Isn't Allen's new film now showing at cluded. RIBS strikes a balance one at his best but It's still much needed In the movie. And Fox Kettering and Loew's Ames, Woody Is left to concentrate ai good enough to see twice and good is an irreverent, side splitting, for class registration enough to enjoy equally the sec- developing his characterization nostalgic piece iS cinema. and humor. ond time around. Dates for fall semester regis- registration will be held from 9 It Is definitely Woody's best. Tony Roberts Is vevy good as That Is, If you like to spend Basically, It Is the story of a tration at the Dayta: Art Insti- am to 4 pm the week of Sept 5-9. the extravagant, ridiculous price Allan's friend and Diane Keaton, tute Art School {lave been for pitifully, sexually Inept neurotic from "Godfather" fame, Is even Classes will be held from 10 am erf $3 Just to see a movie. I'd regular daytima classes, even- to 1 pm each Saturday at the named Allan who can't make It better as Tony's wife. With her love to, but my pocketbook and with women after his wife di- ing classes .he Saturday semester begiruing Sept 16. the GUARDIAN'S budget probably help, Woody is given a chance Youth Program. Classes will be offered in draw- vorces him. Allan's fantasies to create a more convincing man- couldn't stand it. Registration for day and even- ing, painting, sculpture, photo- consist of Humphrey Bogart, his woman relationship than he had As in most Hitchcock movies, hero, trying to teach him how to ing classes will be held the week graphy, design, ceramics, print- "Frenzy" is the story of an with the female characters in his of August 28th through Septem- making and crafts with an oc- ba "cool." Allan fails each time, other two films. Innocent man sought by the police until tii© very end when he learns ber 1, from 9 am to 4 pm at casional Media Center workshop Jerry Lacy as Bogart captures the school office or during the for crimes he didn't commit. Just to be himself. the magnificence that was once allowing for Interdisciplinary ex- This time around, a man named Once again Woody Allen displays evenings of Sept 5, 6, aid 7. ploration. Bogart and will be forever. It Classes begin Sept 5. Richard Illaney, played adequate- the particular comic brand of Is an added bonus for those of ly by Jon Finch, Is framed for A brochure describing all pro- nonsense and Ineptitude that was us who suffer from Bogart mania the rape/murders <1 several wo- grams currently tifered by the so successful in "Take the Money and can appreciate the quality men in London. Each time, the and Run" and to a lesser ex- school Is available. WSU orchestra of Lacy's portrayal. It was good A new addition to the staft will victim is found with a necktie tent In "Bananas." Only this experiencing once again the end- draped round her neck. Early time the characters and situa- be Don Wendell, Instructor In ing from "Casablanca" at the Ceramics. on in the film, the roar mur- tions are more honest, more beginning of "Play It Again, announces plans derer ts revealed and he jjst sincere and have some kind of The Evening School is a part of Sam." Never has Bogart been the DAI regular degree progra m. happens to be Blaney's friend form. better than during that one se- The Wright State Community Bob Rusk, marvelously portray- Students may elect to take Woody is much more believ- quence. Orchestra has announced plans ed by Barry Foster. courses for credit. Many others able In "Play It Again, Sam" As usual, Woody is brilliant for Its 1972-73 session. One The early disclosure of tiie mur- than he was in either of his take single courses, pursuing as we see him fumbling over their Individual Interest. concert per quarter is planned derer doesn't kill the suspense other, earlier films. This be- on campus with a fourth program, a portable hair dryer, tipping This semester a new rfferlng all that much, although Hitch- llevabillty heightens the sense Mendelssohn's 'Elijah' featuring over a chair, trying to impress will be a Survey of Contemporary cock might have added more by of humor and wit. while only making people umlm- soloists, the WSU chorus and waiting till later. But then much The screenplay also, written Art, the first time an art history pressed and Just acting lihe a course nas been given in the orchestra, to to performed dur- ctf the plot would have had to be by Woody and based on his long complete klutzy idiot. ing the winter term. changed and a couple of good mining play of the same name, evening school. It will be taught After seeing the movie once, by LorettaGrellner, visiting pro- The following is a tentative list sequences left out, so It's Just Is much tighter and offers a a second showing could never be of works to tie presented during better atmosphere for the wild fessor from the Chicago Insti- as well. boring or old hat. As Bogle tute of Art and may be taken the year; "Frenzy" offers many of the and hectic comedy that is would say, "See it Again, Sam." on a credit or audit basis. Program 1 (fall quarter) usual bits that Hitchcock is fam- Woody's. It gives the charac- And sit back and enjoy. The Saturday Youth Program Wagner - Rlenzl Overture ous, or rather Infamous, for. Vlvoldl - Concerto Grosso In In the opening sequence, a man D minor running for public office has his 'Karc Eartli V Bloch - Concerto Grosso No 1 speech interrupted when a body for piano and strings with a necktie around its neck (o perform Bartok - Roumanian Dances comes drifting down the Thames river. As the police drag the Program II (winter quarter) body onto the shore, the man at llara 0 Glinka - Russian and Ludmllla shouts, "That isn't my club tie, *\ yj Overture is It?" Arena l'"ri«lav Ives - Tone Roads No 3 Other nice sequences Involve Krenek - Elegy for Strings the murderer picking his teeth "Rare Earth," a famous na- Schoenberg - Five Piece for Or- with his tie clasp Just after tional rock group, will appear L !/! J chestra, op. 16 strangling a woman with his tie at Hara Arena In Dayton this Stelnhort - Concert Piece for Or- and the Inspector's wife snap- Friday at 8 pm. - q it chestra pine bread sticks with a decided "Rare Earth" broke the at- crunch similar to a sequence tendance record of the Missis- Program III (spring quarter) earlier in the film when Rusk sippi River Festival sponsored by Telemann - Suite for Flute and breaks the fingers of one of his Southern Illinois university on Strings stiffened victims in order to re- July 19. Student Sollst claim his tie clasp. One ct the hottest rock groups Brahms - Symphony No 2 The best and most humorous going. It's received foui' gold In addition at least one off- parts it the film are the Inter- albums: "Rare Earth Live In campus concert Is planned. play between the Inspector and Concert"; "Ecology"; "Get The WSU Orchestra Is open to his wife (Alec McGowen and Vi- Ready"; and "One World." University students. High School vian Merchant) as she tries to "Rare Earth" currently Is In students, townspeople and anyone tempt him with her stomach- Hawaii finishing up a new album else Interested In playing. For turning gourmet dinners wldch to be released In about two weeks further information contact the the Inspector pretends to enloy. called "Willie Remembers." music office or director Robert And of course there is Hitch- They record on Rare Earth label Young, Assistant Professor of cock's eye for technique and his distributed by records, Music at WSU. technical standard. Tho six members of the group Nothing proves this better titan have been together about four Export "it one sequence where Rusk Invites years. They got together while a girl up to his room for another doing sessions at Motown He- at his ghastly crimes. As he cords In Detroit. The organ play- UFO lecture closes the door behind him, tne er Is Mark Olson, who was musi- K camera creeps slowly down the cal director for The r^'rolt The lecture, "UFO's Through- stairs, following the curves <'g S illegally by such private con- Park District, the Dayton Mu- environmental intern •**» is a end at some gymnasium In Day- tracts. seum of Natural History, the senior at Yellow Spring:. High ton." Classified J The suit asks that the April Division at Forestry Services, School. On March 28, 1968, GUARDIAN 1 contract be declared illegal columnist Rev Richard I .eldberg Ids 5 and the university should bepre- was busy catching the mood of ventod from signing similar con- PARTS and SERVICE the students and faculty, and Apartment for Kent; two- 1 tracts in the future. FOR VOLKSWAGONS alumni In his writing. He was bedroom, Daytcn - Spring- I Goodln is represented by ttor- interpreting "the ripple ex- field Pike, near Enon 230- I neys for the Ohio Civil Setvlce 878-5422 citement felt by some In these 3700 or 848-4943. I Employees association. 419 W Dayton Drive (at second) Falrboni, Ohio groves in anticipation of the Wright State Falcon's—or is It "Crows?"—first athletic sea- Need Service? Need Service? son. "It is probably providential that Wright State will have a "real FREE Transportation For Service Customers alumni and sports season all at the same time next year. "This will provide the alumni with a real opportunity to root for "their' team and will engen- UWKUS der In them great feelings of •pride' for alma mater; not to tlHfVHUUTaiiiSMOBHEfutrhurn mention the fact that it will result In gifts of money for alma mater. Courtesy Wagon "The purpose of all these act- ivities, athletic life, wtc is un- doubtedly to create school Leaves Lang's Daily [7~3Q am] 'spirit' and build the treasury. Noble Ends I" Leaves Wright State Daily\4:45 pmj From W S U Soccer Field Jump one year and « month forward and you will find In the April 21 GUARDIAN issue the ^or Service Appointment pros and cons to NCAA mem- bership by Dr Marvin Selger and Dr James Uphoff, UWMSSS UplKrff felt that there were three GHtvHmir mosHmam finrbarti main reasons why WSU should Join the NCAA. Meed Service? 100 I No. Broad Street Need Service?