*t*ttl .. ■ Pic* 13 ***?*« Thewirtidwhirse P«». 19 KB The Chinese New Year is upon us WiHHd up lit mtveimm Back on track M,' 7 ?®2 Senior darner* performed a collection of orig- and with ir comes hopes for prosperi- The Dukes ended their three-game losing streak inal piece* in the Senior Dance Concert "As HI ty, good fortune and happiness. with a 69-49 win over the College of William b the Hour Unwinds" this weekend. Mary Thursday.
T __ *> T"^ lames Madison University Partly cloudy Hirti: 45 HEfeBRFFZF - Low: 24 \h"hiin/, FebriuvM 11. 2 Search warrants show new evidence in murder case Schwartz s friend, alleged accomplice, outlines murder plot, motive in recent confession to Loudoun police BYU\ KATIEKATIP LEWISI .BUMS In a. statement...i____. to.... police, r staff writer wanted to make sure "she did out to Robert Schwartz's house to police he called Schwartz to say Schwartz's friend. Kyle Hulbert, not come back." a book on Runes. Runes are Evidence against (he JMU stu- 18, of Millersville, Md. revealed carry out "an assassination." he had "done the job." ancient writings often associated The confessions of Hulbert While Inglis and Pfohl waited in dent accused of conspiring with he viciously slashed Robot The groups' confessions may with magic and the occult. three friends to kill her father and Katherine Inglis, 19; and the car, Hulbert hid a two-foot have linked Schwartz to the mur- Schwartz to death last December Michael I'fohl, 21. two other The Loudoun County mounted last week as police long sword under his trench coat der, as the Loudoun County Sheriff's Office served a set of because he believed that friends charged with murder for ,and entered the house. released a confession by one of the Schwartz's father was trying to Sheriff's Office served her with search warrants a day later to friends, suspected to be the alleged allegedly plotting the death of I lulbert told police he asked search warrants three days after kill his daughter by lacing lemons Robert Schwartz, reveal the seize Schwartz's academic and murderer, and unsealed search Schwartz's lather for Clara's her father's murder. with sulfuric acid and poisoning friends' fascination with the personal records from the Office warrants concerning the case. phone number at school and* Court records show Loudoun of the Registrar in Warren I lall. pork chops, according to a Feb. 8 occult witchcraft, demons and then asked how the two Mm Sophomore Clara Schwartz, kilMMtol Post article County sheriffs seized items Also seized were records related vampires, a fascination that may Kiting along He thin reported W, was arrested at Rockingham llulbert's statement Mid M from Schwartz's dorm room on to Schwartz's JMU telephone Hall Feb. I and charged with the have turned into ■ deadly ODMi Schwartz looked at him with a Dec. 13, including her computer did not have "just cause" to kill sion tor Hulbert, a diagnosed and e-mail accounts from the homicide of her father, Robert Might gnn" and Hulbert said, "I and several notebooks. university's Telecommunica- Schwartz's father until im bold schizophnni. know your plans and you will Schwartz. 57. a prominent DNA him that her father was planning Also seized from Schwartz's tion. 1 Jeparrment in Wilson Hall researcher. On the night of the murder. not get away with it." dorm room were a rabbit skin, a a trip to the Virgin Islands ,m,l Hulbert. ingfij md PiWil drove and the Technical Services After the murder, he told 2IX1I Insh Country calendar and Department in the Fryc Building. Diet pills: Safely combating the freshmen 15? The Money Bunch Key players: JMU officials, SGA travel to Richmond to keep Va. legislature informed about JMU's economic plight, educational needs
BY JAMES DAVID Va. House Appropriations assistant news editor Committee and the Va. Senate BY KERRI SAMPLE Making sure state legisla- Finance Committee, the stall staff writer tors don't forget JMU presents of the State Council of Higher The dreaded freshman fifteen itself as a task that the admin- Education, members of the governor's stall. business — every college student hears istration continues to tackle. leaders and others who may about it and some are unlucky JMU President Linwood enough to experience it Rose and Vice President tor be able to influence the legisla- tive budget process, according The combination of D-hall, Administration & Finance late-night pizza parties and hours Charles King work with the to Rose. spent in the library rather than legislators by sharing informa- This activity is a year-long UREC leave many students look- tion about JMU's financial sit- continuous process, according ing for quick and easy ways to uation and its needs. to Rose. "For example, earlier lose weight. While some may use the in the fall we scheduled a tour term lohhviii*; to describe of campus facilities with the their work. Rose does not nu-mtvrs ol tin- house appro- -6 6 agree. priations committee, and on "I don't really consul.T another occasion we also gave It's addictive what we do as 'lobbying' since .1 tirsthand look to our local psychologically more we are not a third party work- delegation tM legislators." ing to gain something for a The Va. General Assembly than anything else. .lu-nt. In* s.mi. Instead we is in session from January to try to maintain a continuous April. Although legislators are — Merrilee Lianez presence to keep legislators not formally meeting during health center nurse and others informed about the rest of the year, Rose's issues including the impact work uintinues. and sometimes unintended "Visits with legislators out- 59 consequences of legislative of-session are particularly decisions. We try to make sure helpful," Rose said. "Charles According to Menilee Lianez, legislative decision makers King and I often make those a nurse at the Health Center, diet have the facts so that their visits in the summer when leg- aids are a quick fix for suppress- actions reflect the interests of islators have more time to real- ing hunger and increasing their constituents." ly listen to the university's metabolism and muscle mass. needs and have time to absorb "One that we see a lot as a diet Rose's role and reflect on those needs rela- aid is Metabolite, and there's also Specifically, Rose visits Xenadrine — ifs also used |to with legislators, the staff of the sre COLLABORATORS, page 5 increase the effectiveness] (or John Noftalngtr Linwood Rota Chrli Fortlar weight lifting." Lianez said. A key ingredient in these pills is Ephedra, an herb used for its ephedrine alkaloids, which are useful in weight loss because SGA advocates against Gilmore's budget in Richmond they act as a stimulant to increase heart rate, respiratory rate and New business includes affecting change in Va. legislature, forming new committees metabolism rate, according to the BY ALISON FARGO the process of putting next Legislative Action know that all this money is students' tuition has to be Ephedra Education Council. staff writer One problem with Ephedra, semester's course syllabi on Committee, in a Feb. 1 press for a reason," Massie said. "It raised, we should be able to though is its extreme addictive- Twenty-one Student the Web. release. "We feel confident basically lets them put a face keep the money." Government Association that the bond bills for con- to a name." Gilmore campaigned on a ness. platform that would elimi- "Ifs addictive psychologically members traveled to Richmond trip stniction projects will pass The group also voiced its opposition to Gov. Gilmore's nate the car tax. The revenue more than anything else. You'll Richmond to meet with legisla- SGA members went to both houses." start using it and you will have to tors to inform them about Richmond in anticipation of Some of the construction budget proposal and rated the tax generated would be cut from the budget causing keep upping your dose to keep its JMU's concerns. passing bond bills through projects include Huriion awareness of its alleged cuts in state-programs. effectiveness," Lianez said. In recent weeks, the mem- the General Assembly and Halls renovation adding I unfairness. According to "Pcopk* have devckiped things bers of the Student also It) advocate again*! Go v. library across Interstate HI Massie, his plan is to raise all The team of advocates like heart murmurs, increased Government Association Gilmore's budget plan for the and a new CISAT A3 build- public university tuitions and consisted of the Legislative heart rates, seizures, and [some have set up a new committee, 2002-'04 biennium. ing. A total of $126 million MM' the revenue for the state. Action C ommittee and other SGA representatives who have even died as a result]." sent representatives to "Overall the trip went was asked for in bond bills. "He got rid of the car tax, so tins is sort of making up According to Web MD Richmond to discuss bond very well/' said sophomore "v\o wm to Richmond to bills affecting JMU and arv in Meredith Massie. chair of the make sure the legislatures for it," Massie said. "If our ttlSQA, page 5 see HEALTH, page 5 Lawyers to question vagueness of hazing statute SAE case to test constitutionality of statute; sources say arguements will be difficult
BY DAVID CLKMENTSON states. "It shall be unlawful to According to Harrisonburg Sgt. pfOWCUttOM using it." .i|'|X'llate court. Gene Hart Jr., what type of conduct is prohib- senior writer haze, or otherwise mistreat so Kevin Lanoue, six victims wen' The Virginia statute never who is representing Price, said ited. In other words, that the The two students in Sigma as to cause bodily injury, any found who iQCSrVtd bodily has been challenged to an that because the code is "convo- statute does not define hazing with sufficient detail." Alpha Epsilon who are student at any school, college or injury When found by police, luted." he and Cook might chal- Forde-Mazrui said that if a charged M lib M\ counts ol haz- university." the victims were covered with lenge its i onstitutionality, based on the "Void-for-Vagueness law is vague, then law enforce- ing may make history on "This is a very interesting some foul matenal and had -66- Wednesday by alleging that case," said Kim Forde-M.i/nii duct-taped rags over their M ... the statute does not Doctrine," which states that ment could pick and choose Virginia's statute is unconstitu- professor of law at the according to Lanoue. Ever since criminal laws must be defined whom to apply it to. "It's a very tional. Several law experts dis- University of Virginia Law the arrests, the chapter has been define hazing with in such a way that ordinary citi- difficult argument to make," he cussed the ramifications of this School. "It's hard to predict." on suspension. Manner and zens can understand them. said. "It's gotta be very vague." case, which would be the lust On Nov. 27 juniors Daniel Price could face up to 12 sufficient detail. Robert Roberts. JMU profes- He said he felt an argument in to question the law's validity. Manner and Ted Price were months in jail and expulsion sor of criminal justice, said, court about the statute being arrested by the Harrisonburg from JMU, if convicted. — Robert Roberts "The argument that normally too vague was unlikely to win. The attorneys representing professor of criminal jiMicc the accused said they might 1'olue Department and charged Mark Usry, IMl) professor ol will be made in this type of case "The court would consider ration the constitutionality of with six counts of hazing each, business law, said, "It is a fairly is that tlie statute is unconstitu- whether the word has a tradi- following an incident at the new statute and I don't know of Honal because it is too vague for statute for being too vague. see FRATERNITY, page 5 State of Virginia Code 18.2-56 SAE house off campus. any appeals or even successful an individual to understand 2 ITIIK BRKK/K I MONDAY. FHB. II. 2(K)2
Monday, February 11, 2002 TABLE OF CONTENTS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR MONDAY, FEB. 11 NEWS • Sigma T.iu Delta Valentine's Day Grams sale, Keezell Hall • Come join Circle K! Have fun and help your community. International internship program 3 main lobby, ll a.m. to 3 p.m.; surprise your friends with Circle K meets every Tuesday at 6 p.m., Taylor 305. For more
Rivals and a poem delivered to them on Valentine's Day; information, contact Amy at [email protected] Assessment testing 3 cost: $l per poem delivered on campus; $l .50 per poem delivered »>#i CMnput, nta runs Feb. 11 to 13 • Madison Society's general meetings, 8 p.m., Taylor 400
• College Republicans meeting, 8 p.m., Taylor 402 WEDNESDAY, FEB. 13 OPINION • EQUAL meeting. 6 to 7 p.m., Taylor 309 TUESDAY, FEB. 12 • Do you like to ski or snowboard? II so, come join the ski House Editorial Olympics bring • Canterbury Episcopal Ministry pancake supper, 6 to 8 club at JMU. Meetings are the first and third Wednesdays of patriotism with concern 8
p.m., Canterbury House on South Main Street across from the month, 7 p.m. in the Airport Lounge of Warren Hall, for Between the lines 8 the Quad, for more information, contact Emily at antaniee more information, email imuskicluti&iolnuiilcom Society is quickly becoming Baptist Student Union Hispanic Migrant Ministry, • CARE weekly meetings, 7 p.m., Taylor 305, for more infor- giant orgy 8 5:45 p.m.. Student Baptist Center at the comer of mation. contact Erin Stnne at slrintm Darts & pats 9 South M.iin Street and Cantrell Avenue. Work with Mexican farmers. Ministry includes • EARTH meeting, 7 to 8 p.m., Keezell G-l Breeze reader's view Issues require volleyball, singing, video, testimony, ESL feminist perspective 9 tutoring and friendship building. Speaking • Weekly Take Back the Night Coalition meeting, 8:30 p.m., Spotlight If you could create an Spanish is helpful but not required, contact Taylor 402, for more information, contact Jordan at kiltyjr or Olympk; sport what would it be? 10 Archie at 434-6822 X8-3407
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"It's a big investment, but we think it's a good one." L. Assessing students On Feb. 19, students with JUDY COHEN 45 to 70 credits will take International Internship program assesment tests. director tee below Program offers international opportunities Program places students in 50 internships with prestigious firms around globe BY BRANDON HUGHART contributing writer ness and the arts, about business through independent study. ranging from the on an interna- It's a hig investment, but we locations include: JMU's International British Parliament tional level." Internship Program is now think it's a good one," Cohen to a German Pine worked for said. accepting applications lor more Shakespeare the U.S. Cohen suggested that than 50 internships in over 15 Festival Embassy in Paris I France countries around the world freshmen or sophomores "The pro- and is currently using interested in serving an Internships available (or gram often student* connections he made | Spain the upcoming academic year internship in their later years a foot in the door of during the internship to begin saving money and arc located in France, Spain, some very prestigious find another job in the French | Italy Italy. England, Germany, banking credit hours. firms, MOM of which are inter- capital. "By planning ahead, taking a Belgium, Poland, the Czech national in scope and some Despite the numerous bene- | England Republic, Hungary, the few extra courses along the way quite local." said Judy Cohen, fits of an internship abroad, only and completing independent Slovak Republic, Mexico. director of (he program since about 20 of the 50 available posi - study projects during their time Germany Sweden Ecuador and several 1991. The program is available to tions an? filled each semester. abroad, they wouldn't be losing any junior, senior, graduate stu- other locations. | Belgium The JMU program, which Cohen cited economic matters a semester," she said. dent or recent graduate of any Participating organizations is the largest of its type in the as the main reason for this. represent many fields of busi- Cohen said she has seen Virginia university, or any state, was established in 1989 The positions are generally no effect on interest for Virginia resident attending Poland under the direction of former unpaid, and students internship positions in the school elsewhere. JMU President Ronald are responsible for the wake of the Sept II attacks "Students come back | The Czech Republic '-■'■ " ^ ' Carrier. The program is bene- costs of transportation, "Study abroad fairs follow- knowing that they can do any- ficial to students of all lodging and food, ing Sept. 11 still brought thing, go anywhere and make | Hungary majors, particularly business, which the plenty of people out, and a new system, culture and public relations, the arts, International there was very little business way their own," The Slovak Republic communications and market- Internship Program talk of safety con- Cohen said. ing, Cohen said. estimates to be cerns," she said. The deadline for applica- | Mexico Senior Douglas Pine, a dou- around $4,500. Interns are '■»"*.. tions is March 1. They can be ble major in finance and interna- However, financial aid expected to work 40 obtained in Hillcrest House | Sweden tional business, said, "I loved is sometimes provided to 45 hours per week. (MSC 1503), or online at the program. I gained a lot of by JMU, and credit Semesters typically www.jmu.edu/tnternational/intern I Ecuador experience and knowledge hours can be achieved last for 12 weeks. ships. Assessment tests to gauge student growth
BY LISA NATALICCHIO staff writer said that students are first mark to measure students' suc- tested the first semester of cess. Sophomore Kelly Bel lino For many students, Feb. 19 their freshman year, and then took the assessment test her may be a pleasant break from tested again once they have freshman year and is required classes, but for students with 45- obtained 45 to 70 credits. to take it again on Feb. 19. She 70 credits hours, along with a Wise said that the purpose of said that she believes students break from classes will be a this incremental testing is to are required to take the tests mandatory three-hour assess- "look at change over time." because they "measure how we ment test. Wise said that with this do throughout the years." Vicki Wise, research admin- .group data, comparisons Senior Aimee Bruno, who istrator and head of assessment between "what (students) took her second assessment test day, explains that these tests are looked like freshrnan year vs- the second semester of her for the purpose of analyzing [what students look like) sophomore year, said, "If the "the effectiveness of [JMU's) now" can be drawn. (assessment tests) are to see how programs in educating stu- Wise said that it takes much is taught, then I think that dents." approximately three to four it is good (that the tests are The tests that are randomly weeks to scan in all the data mandatory]." She also said that given to students are divided and another three weeks to she feels the assessment tests James Satter fits Anne Homlckle for a phrenology exam using the "psychograph," designed to into two groups, Wise said. One process the data. Once the provide useful information to "deduce" the subject's personality. group of tests deals with data is processed it is reported the university. General Education, Wise MU "back to General Education While many students feel She said that these tests consist programs so that they are that these tests are necessary, Museum offers wacky devices of "questions related to General swan of test level perform- some believe that assessment Education course work." ance" Wise said that currently tests are overdone. Melinda BY STEPHANIE SIMON machines in the collection, the Tucker, a sophomore with 47 the air. But thousands fell for the Wise said the second group students do not have access to Los Angeles Times Coetherator in the 19.10s. In Tricho played off a genuine hsw they preformed individu- credits who first took the of tests asks developmental Feeling run-down? A bit 1976, about 4. million women medical advance: the discovery questions. These questions are ally or as a group. assessment test her freshman bought the foot-powered rm-.ist of X-rays. Consumers then, as year and is required to take it saggy of spirit? Step right up to concerned with the students' Wise said that "The State the Orgone Energy enlarger. And today, millions now, knew that the latest scien- "growth and development Council of I ligher Education for again on Feb. 19 said, "I think tific finds wen? being harnessed that the school needs some Accumulator. II looks like a cof- more are falling for other "treat- while it JMU," she said. Virginia (mandates that] all fin, but it's filled with pure ener- ments" every bit as worthless. to improve health care. The data collected from public schools do testing." sort of testing, but I found the Just last month, an Iowa If an invisible X-ray could questions irrelevant and gy. Sit inside and soak up vigor these tests are assessed on a Students agree that these judge bkicked sales of ■ machine see through skin and diagnose repetitive." Men, does your sex life need group level. Wise said. She tests are an important bench- a boost? Give this prostate touted to regenerate breast tis- internal injuries, why should gland warmer a try. Women, sue Oregon recently cracked they doubt that a "violet ray" desperate to expand your bust? down on claims that an "electro- treatment would eliminate Try these suction cups — in dermal" device could detect freckles and redistribute fat? Or such a pretty shade of pink. food allergies by probing for that an "ozone generator" could Adventures in accounting Or maybe you're suffering imbalances in a patient's "elec- cure a torn tendon with glass from varicose veins' Arthritis? tromagnetic flow." tubes that lit up neon-bright? Kidney trouble? Spit on a piece I he fact is, (quack devices) When transistor radios were Professor teaches using a more novel approach of paper Slip it into this box. are a really serious problem," all the rage, AM radio waves Adjust the dials, and zap — it said Stephen Barrett, who expos- were touted as a marvelous cure. When radium was discovered, •BY KARLA SCHUSTER part, and then takes the class will send out healthful vibra- es such fraud through his Web textbooks can be deadly." said quacks invented radioachve South Florida SunSenliml Forgione, who wrote the book through a few chapters at a tions that will have you cured site. u*u*n'.!jimohiMli*/i.ai»i. "People tall for them all the time, aphnsdisiacs and gamma ray In a windowless classroom in 1995, and who became the time. by breakfast. The lesson on relevant cost, All this and more was avail- and there's very littk* pmtecbon." fountains of youth. When aero- on the fourth floor of the admin- director of Fill's School of bic exercise took off in the 1980s, istration building at Florida Accounting last semester "We for example, starts out as a dis- able until |an. 27 at the Museum cussion of Lenny's surrealistic of Questionable Devices in out came "aerobic eye exercise International University in get into all kinds of things in -44- glasses" to improve vision Miami, the talk centers on the course of the book — ethi accounting dream in which he Minneapolis, Minn, a screwball collection that proved the The whole history of The whole history of sci- money, murder — and math. cal issues, legal process, civil, is chairman of the federal board that sets accounting stan- maxim, "If it looks too good to ence is embodied in these "Anyone figure out who did criminal and moral issues. It science is embodied with wacky devices," said Anne it yet?" the professor Mitt, just adds a little twist to dards for government con- be true, it is " Museum founder Bob I lonudnL an executive at the adjusting his gray fell fedora things." tracts, and the characters in these wacky devices. McCoy has packed up his Science Museum of Minnesota. "And what's the definition paintings on the wall come to life to explain different quackery hall of fame, saying it — Anne Hornickel "They tell an amazing story." of relevant I Homickel and her col- Most mornings, the students -64- accounting theories. is time to retire (at age 75) after Science Museum of Minncsou Joel Candara, a junior inter nearly two decades of devotion le.ic.ues are working on how to in Dana Forgione's Accounting integrate that story into the for Managers and Investors Let's face it, accounting national relations major from to the scam. But if you need a 99 spin in the MacGregor Science Museum. In some class crack open a thick intro- Miami, was suspicious when he textbooks can be first learned Forgione was Kc|uvenator, fear not. McCoy Or, as McCoy puts it "You cases, McCoy's devices will ductory textbook swimming in late their place alongside exist- assigning a book he wrote for has donated .125 of his best know that phrase, there's a charts and graphs. deadly. frauds to the Science Museum sucker born every minute?' ing displays But every fifth Thursday, the the class (Mher devices might become "I figured he was just trying of Minnesota in St. Paul. Well, there's a crook born every class dissects the adventures of — Dana Forgione interactive exhibits. Visitors to get us to buy his book, but it's That means the magnetic hour to take advantage of those l«iny Cramer, the pencil push- Florida International University might test the vibrating bed, accounting professor really pretty good," Candara Immortality Ring and the suckers." But it's not money ing protagonist of a novel called alone that I at Mate designed to straighten curved "Costly Reflections in a Midas said. "You forget it's an account- Cmsley Xcrvac vacuum pump for hair growth soon will go on The most wrenching exhibit spines. And McCoy already has Mirror" that combines Agatha ing book and for some people, 99 display in a museum of "scri in Met 0] s ODOectton may well taught museum staff members Christie-style intrigue with tin- Ifl iust another way to leam ous" science And serious scien- be the Tricho Machine, circa how to operate the antique basics of accounting. things" "psychograph," a contraption The main character, Lenny, More important, said tists are delighted. 1925. The device used X-w- • I Called an instructional remove "superfluous hair," and that looks like a cross between a novel, the book is designed to is a Columbia University chemistry major July Ward, For, while the bogus CUM always are good for a chuckle, young women flocked to beau postmodern' chandelier and a make accounting fun by t»*M accounting professor who gets the book isn't page after page the collection has a sober mes- ty salons to try it. Many medieval torture device. The ing some of the fundamental dragged into an art fraud mys- of numbers. machine deduces a patient's "It takes away the pain of the sage as well: Be skeptical. returned for dozens of treat- concepts of the craft into an tery when his president asks personality from reading the numbers because most of us in Question authority. Think. ments — only to suffer, in later exotic tale that keeps students him to help a friend with an years, from debilitating ulcers, bumps on the head, then sug- reading long after they might accounting problem. this class aren't going to become It's easy to make fun of a machine that purported to cure receding gums and cancer. gests suitable careers, from actor have ditched a traditional text. On novel days, Forgione accountants, so we're sort of most any illness by vibrating Lite many of the "miracle' to zeppelin attendant. "Let's face it, accounting dons a fedora to get into the afraid of the math," she said. 41 THE BREEZE I MONDAY, FEB. II, 2002 NEWS U. of Virginia frats' rush Fraternity case could set new precedent violations lead to sanctions FRATERNITY, from page I with admission to a group clearly fell within the meaning Hazing." According to Chris lional im-aning." Forde-Mazrui Roger Groot, professor of of the statute." Mundy, director of communica- said that if "hazing" has a law at Washington & Lee Forde-Mazrui said the tions for SAE, the manual Bv JKNN ROBERTS "These were the obvious moaning that's common 10088 l diversity School of Law. said statute probably would not be includes alternative activities. Cavalier Daily cases, but there are actually states, which it seems to, then he has studied the statute, su.a-ssh.illy argued as unoOflSti laws regarding hazing, and its University of Virginia's fewer than in the past," said the court would assume that working in I evington, where national based on giving law origins and history. Mundy said Theta Delia Chi. Alpha Epsilon third-year college student that is the law's intent. both W & L and Virginia enforcement too much chlSCBB1 the brochure will be updated to Pi and Phi Kappa Psi fraternities Micah Schwartz, a member of "Weighing in their (the dflfav Military Institute are located. "I tion. He said that the Supreme include newer national cases. will receive sanctions for rush Phi Delta Alpha fraternity. dants') favor is that it's never know there have been convic- Court usually strikes down Also, the SAE national organi- violation;, following Inter- Unlike in previous years, an been defined in court," he said. tions made on the statute," he laws that rvallv alli-w cops to zation has "established a hazbuj I r.iiernity Council-Judiciary IFC representative was present Forde-Mazrui said that in a said GfOOl said, "If there is in pk k and choose people off the hot line," according to Mundy. Committee tn.ils in each house to regulate citation in the reference noti-. fact bodily injury that the street. These are caSSS that The three fraternities all were drinking during the initial after the statute defines haz- Commonwealth can prove involve some sort of bodily found guilty of the violations rounds of rush. ing" as: "The act of putting beyond a reasonable doubt," injury. It has to cause bodily -Li- with which they were charged. "I hinking was definitely not another in ridiculous, humiliat- then the defense can't argue that injury to violate the statute." IK President Josh Johnson as big a part" of rush this year, ing or disconcerting position.** as the statute is L»> vague. Hie last paragraph of the lt's a difficult argument said Theta Delta Chi will under- Schwartz said Although certain part of an initiation process.' So statute says a school official go three weeks of social proba- violations, such as activities on that suggests (to Forde-Mazrui) 6 6 must expel a student "found to make. tion for hiring strippers for a no-contact days, continue to that's what the court would guilty of hazing or mistreating rush event. Phi Kappa Psi also occur, "they are not causing look at, especially given that it's another student so as to cause — Kim Forde-Mazrui will receive three weeks of social much harm," he said. listed in the statutory reference If there is in fad bodily bodily injury." IMmky hope to never test that part of Manner and Price are found pers are under investigation. Forde-Mazrui said, I hi r«- that the statute is the statute because we don't "not guilty" on Wednesday. I"he rush panel overseeing was an Illinois court and a New anticipate Mr. Price being found Mundy said that JMU's chapter these trials is comprised of Freshman Chris Walters, York court that had addressed too vague. guilty." ol SA1 won't necessarily be Johnson. Rush Chairman Steve who participated in fraternity the issues (of defining 'hazing'), While an appellate court reinstated from their "cease and Bowman and Vice President for rush, also said he felt rush was — Roger Groot managed efficiently. but they both ended up M) mg Washington and ux professor never has ruled on thr statute. desist" suspension if the Judiciary Mike Huneke. that it wasn't too vague. I think one opinion has been made on accused are cleared of the "The IFC-JC has wide lati- In addition to the heavy one talked about the fact that it. On Sept It). 1999, then- charges in court. The national tude in choosing sanctions," IFC presence, Walters said police don't have a lot of discre- ■99 Attorney General Mark Earley i hapter awaits the conclusion of Huneke aaid. "We want the rushees "didn't feel com- tion — given that someone gets stated that the law applies to the police investigation, as well sanction to fit the crime " pelled to drink." Walters injured. But I would still predict Forde Ma/rui said, "The unlawful hazing activities olt as JMU's investigation, he said, Huneke added violations added he only was aware of that a court would say, 'Eh, it's other thing to remember is that campus ,is w.'H Man campus not going to start our still under investigation "will minor rush violations. good enough.'" courts ask whether it's vague as Hart said that opinion has ui\ estimation until those cases be tried swiftly and with the In response to Thursday's Unlike Virginia's statute, applied to the particular defen- no binding effect on anything" are complete," Mundy said. same level of efficiency as the trials, Aaron l^ushway, dean of both Illinois and New York's dants at issue. Fven ifa statute is or legal ramifications "We will go through and do our earlier incidents " fraternity and sorority life, said hazing laws include language vague in some respects, if it's Virginia is one ot 42 states own investigation still.' Despite the numerous viola- he is pleased with how investi- defining "hazing" as part of an clear that the defendants ... vio- that has laws against ha/ing The trial will take place tions reported, university stu- gations have been conducted. initiation into a group. The lated the hazing statute ... then In 1988, SAE's national chap- Feb. 13 at 2 p.m. in dents contend rush actually "I've been very proud of Virginia statute does not men- they're still going to be subject ter published a 12-page KIK kingham County's General went more smoothly than it how the IFC has been handling tion hazing as being involved to prosecution because their acts brochure entitled "Death By District Court. could have. this, thus far," l-aushway said. TANNING SPECIAL! Mission Coffee You won't find a better deal for your money. in the Rockingham Memorial Hospital Garden Cate My beds are going to brown you up. I guarantee it! 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In his supportive role. King .ii the Va. Senate Finance Office, report to me that our students the future as long as lawmakers budget on which JMU functions needs of the university to the collaborativoly aids Rose in var- r louse Appropriations are prepared and knowledge- make a pledge to education. "I on a day-to-day basis has government that will ultimately ious ways. King helps Rose Committee and Secretary of able and understand JMU's hope that the legislature and the encountered challenges in its decide the school's funding," inform legislators about JMU's Education Office. He also talks needs in the context of the entire governor will continue to make need for more funding senior Shari Acree said. "I think need for additional resources. frequently with individuals higher education picture." the commitment to provide the "I am disappointed that we an actual person that is connect- This requires him; to visit flOOi other Virginia universities For more information about $200 million when the financial have not been able to make ed with the school has a much with legislators and their assis- who work toward the MUM SGA's role, please refer to the picture improves in the future. I more headway on the operating greater impact..." tants, to provide them with goals for their respective SGA story on page one. also hope that the governor will budget, but the governor was Other students, although information about JMU and its KhoOMi according to King. support the $1.6 billion bond handed a fiscal n*ess complicat- apolitical, see the benefits of' needs, to assist Rose with infor- Both Rose and King not only Current context bill that the (.eneral Assembly ed by Sept. 11 and the reces- JMU being represented in the mation he needs to testify Contort these people electroni- Virginia's current budget, passed this week." sion.' ISOM- '-.ml However, as government. before legislative committtv- to cally or by telephone, they also and the funding cuts that > BUN The bond bill would provide the economy improves and the "I don't like politics, so I provide information to the see them in person. "Dr. Rose with it, provide the context in over $120 million dollars for state gets its fiscal house in would never want to personally staffs of the Va. Senate and the ami I are in Richmond on the which Rose, King and the SGA construction, or capital, projects order, I do believe that JMU is [lobby the government] on House of Delegates, to attend average two or three days a work. at JMU. well positioned to be the benefi- behalf of JMU," junior Sara ! legislative subcommittees that wirk during the General "The current financial situ.i ciary of available dollars." Evans said, "but I am glad that are dealing with higher-educa- Assembly Session." King said. tion facing the General Current concerns there are well-informed people tion issues and to develop new Assembly and the governor is Capital projects have taken Lobbyist lockout working with the government n*l.itnmships with Va. (..t-n.r.il Noflsinger's notability very serious, and my hops ■ the forefront in terms of JMU JMU does not have its own who are looking out for us." Assembly members who may John Noftsinger, of the that they (Va. state government) official lobbyist. "As a matter of not be that familiar with JMU research and programming will do everything in their "We worked very hard on policy, we have chosen not to This is the first in a series of arti- and higher education in gener- department, does work similar power 10 CnSUK higher educa- the Capital Outlay Program for employ a full-time staff member cles that will examine university al, according to King. to Rose and King, but on the tion is protected as much as JMU so that we could address to represent us in Richmond," officials who u —BUSINESS Off lea 801 -8570 °«r Mft b,« •"'««<>"• Suy out of the Doghouse.' 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II, 20021 THK HKI I /I < FBI may have violated rules in obtaining confession Walker Lindh confession may not have been recorded, FBI faces task of providing evidence of incriminating statement BY LENNY SAVINO AND sl.iti'ment, but l.mdh's drfmH point, defense lawyers con- his arrest affidavit from the FRANK DAVIRS When a written statement is "Just sitting there taking Knighl-Ridder Newspupers team plans to attack the FBI's tend, Lindh asked the FBI information provided on prepared, the suspect has the notes is less intimidating than interrogation procedures and agent who greeted him for a another agent's report of rifcht to correct and amend it Uptng <»nd helps you get infor- The FBI may li.no violated l.indh's treatment before report- lawyer and was told there were l.indh's questioning. before signing it. mation," she said. its rules in obtaining John edly he waived his rights to a none available. The FBI's legal Handbook for The FBI has offered no Legal experts say the gov- Walker Liixlh's alleged confefr lawyer and responded to the That's not what the prose- Special Agents says: "Where pos- explanation as to why taking ernment's highest hurdles skxt, but the defense team (aces FBI's questk ins. cution's filings say. They say sible, written statements should a written statement would major obstacles in getting it will be getting l.indh's state- l.indh, who turns 21 on l.indh waived his right to a be taken in all cases in which have been impossible in ment admitted as evidence thrown out, legal analysts and Saturday, is charged with 10 lawyer and that he "stated any confession or admission of l.indh's case, but a U.S. law and convincing a jury it was lawyers said Thursday. counts of conspiring with that he has been treated well guilt is obtained." enforcement official who rendered voluntarily. The defense and prosecu- Afghanistan's laliban govern- by the military and has asked not to be identified "The case rises and falls tion agree the case depends ment and the al Qaida terrorist received adequate food and said Thursday that agents with the confession," said largely on a statement l.indh network to kill American! medical treatment while in broke no rules in taking Henry Hockeimer, a former made, obtained Dec. 9 and 10 u Mc I.KCS life imprisonment their custody." l.indh's statement. federal prosecutor now in while he was a U.S. military with no possibility of parole Here's the prosecution's Just sitting there taking On occasion, he said, an prisoner at Camp Rhino in private practice in In a filing this week, defense problem: When asked at a agent's official report on an Philadelphia. "It's a tough southern Afghanistan attorneys argued that while at bond hearing Wednesday notes is less interview with a subject, called case from the government's But that statement appears Camp Rhino, Lindh was whether any recorded or writ- I Form 302, can be used to doc- standpoint, because you may not to have been recorded on intimidating than stripped, bound, blindfolded, ten statement was taken at ument a confession. not have other facts to cor- audio or videotape as FBI taped to a stretcher and kept l.indh's alleged confession Dec. Typically, the agent fills out rules advise, an agent tesli taping... roborate the conduct he sup- outdoors in a metal shipping 9 or 10, FBI Special Agent Anne the form based on notes taken posedly confessed to." fied earlier this week. Nor container with only one blanket Asbury answered: "To my -Beth Wilkinson during questioning. Former federal prosecutor was it transcribed and signed to keep warm. knowledge, no." prosecutor The FBI often does not by Lindh. Gregory Wallance, now a pri- After two to three d.ns. he- Asbury said she was not audiotape or videotape inter- vate attorney in New York City, Prosecutors say other wit- was taken from the shipping the agent who interrogated views, said Beth Wilkinson, a nesses and incriminating gtatg -99 said, "Everything turns on the container to a tent and his l.indh, and that she had flown former prosecutor in the confession. If it's thrown out, ments by l.indh back up his blindfold removed At that to Afghanistan and prepared Oklahoma City bombing cases. where's the proof?" M-fi MAKE YOUR AV,L,ON RESERVATIONS NOW!!! 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II. 2(K)2 "... a perspective taking "Many years, the Olympic women's unequal position into Games come and go with- account is absent from most out much concern from the modem social dialogue." general public. This year, PETER GELDERLOOS things have changed." sophomore see house editorial, below imm see column, pace 9 OZAK SALIH RF.TWF.KN THE LINES The new (improved?) face of television news I remember the early days of that once held me spellbound cable news when Greta Van are now replaced by an Susteren was a legal analyst for expanse of puffy, post-op flesh. CNN. She was another face I How could she have gone caught glimpses of during the under the knife, the profession- elaborate legal and media orgy al Van Susteren 1 had known of the O.J Simpson trial, anoth- since the early 1990s? And yet er addition to the files into the she has, and the result is not back of my mind containing only physically unappealing (it names like Ron Goldman, Mark looks to me like her face is mis- Furhman and star witness Kato matched, like those books Kalen. At first I wasn't sure where you can create different what made Van Susteren believ- faces out of different strips of able and reliable to me. what images) but it says something made her exude this sharp deeper about the current state sense of professionalism mim- of news programs. icked only by the crisp suits I'm sure Van Susteren had worn by the various other CNN her own reasons for undergoing news anchors. Then I realized it plastic surgery (what Joan was the heavy bags under her Rivers would call a "pit stop"), eyes, bags that most men would and it could be quite possible find displeasing, but to me that her "operation" has noth- implied a wealth of knowledge ing to do with her transition to and skill. 1 followed those the Fox News Channel. Yet I heavy eyes from "Burden of can't help but thinking, if the Proof" to "The Point" and even decision was made to make her traveled with Van Susteren on more appealing more physical- her long exodus across the air ly attractive, what's next? ways into the realm of the Fox Personally, I thought there was News Channel, or as I refer to it, nothing wrong with Van the Land of Nod. Susteren to begin with, but 1 can only imagine the wave of -fee.- remakes in the land of television news. Larry King with a ... the heavy bags Howard Cosell hairpiece? Sam HOUSE EDITORIAL Donaldson with shades, under her eyes... Bogarting a cigarette through the evening's top stories? This new wave of physical Olympics bring patriotism with concern implied a wealth of "improvement" comes as a shock to me because I never considered Today marks five months brine with it the assurance Games in 19% stunned the history of the United States. knowledge and skill. the domain of lelev isnm news to from the Sept. 11 attack, and of the national stability unsuspecting nation. this should relieve some be a beauty contest. It's never iw once again UNJN the required to hold the event anxiety, although it is appar- 9 9 been about the earrings or fhe aaeef I>I the nation and out A celebration of U.S. culture ent that concern over the breast implants or the nips and etnotfons GeneraJiK we a uncs alone with holding safety of the Games is on I remember reading about have become mom relaxed the Olympics. This year s tucks, but about the news itself; I The Winter Olympics people's minds. her deal in the newspaper, how want to know about the latest as things return to an appar- Olympics nope to be a sym- Many years, the enl Stan "t normalcy. she was trading places with news in Guantanamo Bay (a.ka. bol or American pride to can bring with it Olympic Games come and We are Starting, to not FNC's Paula "The Zipper" Club Med for al-Qaeda) and not ■ display to the many visiting go without much concern think twice about flying, the assurance of the Zahn in a six-figure version of feel like I have to take time and countries we're welcoming from the general public. headlines are focusing on Red Rover, and congratulating appreciate how well Katie onto OUT turf, With any luck, This year, things have more local news, and we national stability her not because I felt she'd Count's makeup is or how siz- the Olympics will serve as a changed. While the seem less concerned with made a smart move (my shame zling my girl Greta's" new upper- way to further world unity required to hold United States is getting terrorism as a whole. In the with the FNC is the stuff of leg face looks in the studio lights. and celebrate the unique back to normal, we nave a midst of returning to the ends) but because to me she Let's be honest here: televi- and special cultures that the event. new awareness of our way things were, the United was a friend and someone I felt sion news has never been about each nation brings to the patriotism and our sup- States is given a new reason -9? I could trust to provide me with good looks. Aside from a few competition. port is more generous for concern. decent news. notables, I've always found But in the midst of the than in years past The A few years ago, we wen- ^8 ' How does that popular news programs to be dominat- fun and revelry, is there an report in T7ie Washington Winter Olympics likely named the hosts of the 2002 Monkees' song go? "Then I saw ed by older men and women underlying worry that the Post,^ the security for this will be a more special Winter Olympics. At the her face ..." Except I couldn't whose age spoke of intelli- Olympics could be a possi- year's Olympics is the most event than the Olympics time, the nation was not behave it — not for a second. I gence beyond their years. ble target? expensive ever. In an effort of previous years. aware it would have just The Olympic Games still can't believe it, flipping These people, with their bald- to keep participants and While we are subjecting through channels and casailnM experienced terrorism have been the target of spectators safe, $310 million ing heads, weather-beaten ourselves to the possibility snippets of "On the Record: induced turmoil when the attacks in the past. has been spent. faces and gray hair, were news of another attack by the With Greta Van Susteren" event would come \ow it's According to During the Olympic anchors who'd been around sheer size of the event, the (because like all good hyp- here. The big question is historyccntral.com, members Opening Ceremony, news- since the Civil Rights protests United States is bringing the ocrites, I'm attracted to the what this means for the of an Israeli Olympic team caster Bob Costas said the and the assassination sprees of state of the nation nation and ultimately the things I dislike) and looking at were killed in 1972. The Olympics this year mark the the '60s; I could trust them world together with the how the upper half of her face The Winter ()l\ inpics can bombing at our own Atlanta largest security event in the Olympic Games. has changed, how those eyes «f TELEVISION, page 10 The Breeze. STE GRAINER THE GEEK SAVANT lulie Spruessei Society quickly becoming giant orgy Managing rdilor Amanda Capp Where have our morals engage in sex, you have an Reproduction Yes. we've desirable commodity in the first A,t~ manager ( hnsline Anderson gone? Since when did sex emotionally charged experi- found ways around that nasty Elace? I'd like to offer the possi- become a passing gift between Richard Sakshaug ence. It is aiso human nature to little fact here in the United ility that it's not the orgasmic random strangers to fulfill the bond with other people when Lindsay Mini States. But in many countries adrenaline-based high that longing cry of loneliness? While ' nms rdilor lamp* David you have emerged from an around the world and even in makes sex so wonderful. I much of our society still a onnv ft mam Nowlln adrenaline-charged and emo- the United States until recent believe it is the very intimacy of believes that sex is a sacred gift »yle editor Jennifer Surface tional experience. This is why decades, people were sure not the motion, the fact that you meant for married couples, our men who go into battle togeth- to engage in sex unless they nave bonded with another Danielle Potulo generation seems to be rapidly er become so close, why people were ready to start a family. A human being in such a way that AM NJfi ' • M aU i Kl Gardner degenerating into one giant who have survived disasters family, by definition, is an you feel as one. With every fiber Travis Uingenpeel orgy. In our culture of nearly together feel a bond regardless emotionally attached group. of our being, we long for intima- r\Mt Drew Wilsan instant gratification, where of whether they even knew Yes, this isn't exactly the defini- cy with another — this is why Copynhr.ir leanine GaJawaH pleasure is the sole means and each other before. tion of many of America's fam- we have best friends, husbands end of many people's existence, Copy I Jennifer Sikonki To violate that emotional ilies — an issue that I think and wives. Kach one of us has no thought is given to conse- nUtltiHl Hubert Natt bond by breaking the other per- stems from the same funda- an emotional void in us that we quences, whether moral, physi- PlKtO editor |.„„. SI, Muith son's trust is about as ignoble as mental problems, but that's for long to have filled — it is only cal, emotional or psychological. Art Director Meghan Murphy a person can be. Both parlies another column. through sharing our lives with In his Feb. 4 Breeze column will feel betrayed and guilty C.raphu Stephanie Nelson And now, why does others that we are able to fill that "The hookup: what exactly am I about the betrayal. "What is my Nesselrodt think that there are void (and subsequently why we WehM.f,-r Slephen Cembrinski connected to?," Irishman Clark fault? What did I do wrong? those who don't feel guilty? feel so empty if we are betrayed Ma Grata* Nesselrodt states that there are Why did I trust that person? Well, |iisi as it is human nature Online ,/,,),'-' afO0f Theresa Sullivan by those close to us). The yearn- two types of people: those who Can I ever tnist someone to feel guilty about doing some- ing for intimacy is so great that M Flip De I uca can hook up at will and not feel again?" Yes, feeling guilty is all a thing wrong, so is it our nature even for a moment of half real guilty and those who become Alan Neckowitz part of the game if you violate a to kvl emotion less acutely as intimacy, many people in our ' lb the prOM alone, ihcipiemt aj it is with abuses. Die world is SBS itionally attached and subse- bond like thai we continue to experience it. In generation are willing to risk quently feel guilty after the imtiHnl for all the triumphs which haw been gamed by But it has become a game to other words, we dull ourselves their sexual purity, their physi- hookup. I suspect that these many in our generation. Much msdii (nd humanity otvr error and oppression" I" Ihe guilt as we continue to cal health and their emotional (lassitir.itmns .ire wrong. My like Russian roulette where the — lames MntU^nu indulge in what stimulates the future lo embrace it. suspicion is that everyone at chances are good, but the penal- tilling of guilt This is our own I, for one, am not willing to some point feels guilty about ties are eternal. With the advent emotional protection — if the give in to that pipe dream of EDITORIAL POLICY the random hookup, and I'll I 'I assy abortions, morning-after feeling of guilt were to keep pseudo-intimacy I recently heard explain my reasoning below. pills and 95 percent affective gniwing and growing eventu- someone say that love is a deci- The rw-JK-t ,,,,( iheedtafttl bawd <•■• vvlwle. mdunot It is human nature to feel prophylactics, it's relatively ally it would consume the indi- ■ . ■:,,■,■ | r .... sion I'd like to add that lust is guilty when you've done sunn easy to ,i\ < id the oh\ lOUB conse- vidual, and he or she would not not. Maybe you can't decide who I Jrlori.il lic.ifil- thing wrong. Sex, in itself, is quences of casual sex And if be able to bear it. So, to radtajl you lust after, but you can choose laltl SprocMrt Aiuifwla Capp Tcrrrn.t Nowfa not wrong. However, sex for you're careful, it's still fairly h MasttllOdl'l types, there an- who you love. Instead of giving 1 ''"•* Mjrutt>n»> KJil-r . > ,ni,T. I .in,,. r the s.ike of simply gaining i i | to avoid tin- physksl con those who begin to feel emu in lo the rrnsfnl lot lustful half- IdbtMBKMlhaWSOOvi .Ml* no pleasure is wrong — it is wrong sequences ofi sexually transmit- ttonsl attachment even before intimacy, save yourself for true to yourself and wrong to the iifHt than 1000 * f\lv Hid rwl, Mill N- pubWltd tMlt^K* ,.v.,.l..Mc KtMi ted diseases But there's still a the sexual high, and there are love and intimacy that you can ThrTmi»ll Don't waste anymore time, 5-7 pm Today is your day! 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Gender equality requires feminist confidence Television news receives more than facelift OFSDEK. from page 9 even when it is most najOBjany // // ws/rn not the personalities (notice When it comes to the evening dear Greta, HI still tune into even interested in politics, but it is for addressing the very real with the news they gave me how they've used this term to news and the recapping of daily your program now and 18801 worth noting that the political problem of sexism. Quite plainly. ova mlaowaved mewi replace the more respectable events, I think all reaponafcfa no matter how you look. I've party that always moralizes about women do not have equal rights Subconsciously, I think we "news anchor") who put image news w.ikheis deserve more been watching you for too long alternatives to abortion is the one and opportunities in our society, HNdttC Ihfl physically imper- over substance. than what they're getting, |0 leave you behind because ot that habitually cuts government- and a perspective taking feet with professional, honest Many problems with televi- which is pretty gnphloii pretti- a little plastic surgery But to supported childcare and votes women's unequal position into news l\> you see People sion news have surfaced in the er personalities and pettier sub- me, those baggy, burdened eyes against legislation designed to account is absent from most MftMzfttt spotlighting Aaron past year. AW) thing from that stance in our news. will always be there, the tpectef assist and protect mothers. modem social dialogue. Before Urown as one of the most beau- annoying, pank inducing tick- I may he hitting way off my of a professionalism that contin- These issues, especially abor- any meaningful equality can be tiful people of the year? How er to the garbled, aeathetfc rotai mark here, but what really ues to fade from view, tion, are complex. My main achieved, we must create a cli- about Hugh Downs? I thought th.it is Headline News, image- needs the emergency facelift Zak Salih is a tophomore point is that they require a femi- mate in which people can be not which to me is a shame making among news personali- (what Riven would call a "late- EfftjnM and SMAD major wiio nist perspective for a full conskl- once again proud to be feminists. bdl SUM these .ire the true lead- ties is cutting it ,i hit close (no nighter") is television news in em Riven fa 79 percent eratutn. Unfortunately, this per- Peter Gelderloos is a sopliotwre «rs oi network and cable news. pun intended. Van Susteren). general. 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FEB. 11, 2002 LIFESTYLES HOROSCOPES CROSSWORD 12 Today's Birthday • It's good to concentrate on what you're doing, of course, but don't 1 2 3 6 7 g 10 11 13 get too stuck on yourself. True, you are exceptionally talented this year. In the top 10 ACROSS ' ' percent as a matter of fact. It won't be easy to be humble, but try. It'll make you perfect. 1 Isle of Man bloke '1 5 Use the earth '• 9 Scope 17 1 ■ Daily rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the 14 Verdi work 20 21 22 most challenging. 1 1 15 Garfield's pal 16 Spartan market ■ ■ Aries (March 21-April 19) Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) 17 Afrikaner ^f Today is an 8 • Your analytical 2b 26 2? 28 29 30 31 32 33 Today is a 9- You're awesome, . 18 Horse shade ^^M* side is really coming out. You 19 Finalists deter- i but you're not doing this alone. 34 35 ■ 36 ^flf may not have even known you ' You're getting lots of support miner had one. You'll do best in MKM Ii sfri (and good advice) (mm the peo- 20 Special Forces 3/ 38 39 tion with other deep ihinkiTs. Together, ple who love you. Don't forget to thank unit, good grade, your chances of solving a major problem them for all they've done. u 41 42 are excellent. $100 23 Have a hero Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) 24 Hipster 43 1 1 Taurus (April 20-May 20) ^ J Today is a 5 - The temptation to 25 Wearing a ■ Valentine's Day Special Visit Sunchase Apartments on February 14th and you will get something sweet! Sunchase still has openings for singles and groups of two for the 2002-2003 year! Call 442-4800 or visit www.sunchase.net MONDAY FEB. 11,2002 PAGE 13 Focus Chinese Traditions Fresh Sta rts The coming of the Chinese New Year brings hopes of happiness, prosperity and wealth Story by contributing writer Janelle Dlorlo • Art by art director Meghan Murphy and graphics editor Stephanie Nelson Broke your New Year's bring luck for the whole year. Noodles should resolution already? Those be eaten uncut, as they represent long life. who started their new year Chiang agreed that'the Chinese attach what's your sign? on the Wrong foot have a sec- superstition to certain food items. "You have to ond chance tomorrow. eat oranges. Orange in Chinese means luck." In I 1942 Feb. 12 marks the new moon addition, Chiang said that cake means reaching andI the Chinese New Year. The 15- for something higher, getting promoted or get- 19 5- day celebration begins with the first ting better grades. ■3= I 'T 196o new moon and ends on the full Prior to the new year, many Chinese families trit] 1978 moon, Feb. 27. The Chinese calendar is decroate their living rooms with platters of based on a combination of lunar and candy, vases of live flowers and plum blos- solar movements, so the new year falls soms, according to www.tduc.KPlc.CI, Flowers 1941 eitjiat, on a different date each year. symbolize wealth and high position in one's 1 ec:»" 1955 Along with the coming of the new year career, while plum blossoms signify reliability i 5 i come many traditions and superstitions ,0X1 and perseverance. A plant that Mourns on the 5 aie-t r that are centuries old. Junior Lauren Shear day of the new year is said to fortell a year of heap] 1979 ::T>!ss."!i learned the traditions of the new year from prosperity. her mother. Although Shear's mother was Another new year tradition is "The Tray of ; 1944 not born in China, both her grandparents Togetherness." This is a circular or octagon- and oldest aunt were. When she was shaped candy tray with different candy pieces 2 courageous, 1956 younger. Shear said she thought the tradi- representing different kinds of good fortune. 4 powerful, m 1968 tions were silly, but her opinion has changed [monkey Little red envelopes called lai sees are given. The 5 sensitive 19 8 0 iStetab' I truly respect the tradition from my heritage lai sees are for good fortune and are not to be and plan on passing it along," Shear said. opened until the next Chinese New Year. Shear celebrates the Chinese New Year with Also associated with the new year are sever- 9 talented, 19 4 5 cat: her roommate, junioi Kara Isidoridy. Isidoridy al taboos and superstitions. At midnight on I articulate, said, "I do it with Lauren because it's always new year's eve, every door and window in the 1957 fun to try new things and experience different house must be open in order to allow the old 3 urtuous, 1969 cultures." ffl year to go out. By new year's day, all debts rabbit] 5 »lse [rooster |198 1 tooted Chinese instructor Doris Chiang tries to keep should be paid and nothing should be lent out. the new year tradition alive in her family. "I Everyone should refrain from using foul lan- used to invite the Chinese people I know over to guage and bad or unlucky words. Death and 0 healthy, 19 4 8 l0V"l have a feast,'' she said. "1 haven't done that for dying also are not to be mentioned j energetic, 19 5 j stubborn, several years, but I still try to keep the tradition (www.educ.uvic.ca). going. Every new year's eve I give my children a If you've already experienced some bad & 4 brave, 19 7 0 little red envelope with money. It's year-end luck this year, try some of the Chinese tradi- dragon] [dogm 19 8 2 trustworthy money — a symbol of happiness." tions for good luck. For example, the house The year 2002 marks the beginning of the should nut be .'leaned at all on new year's for Year of the Horse. According to Chinese leg- the fear of good fortune being swept away. All 19 4 7 BUI 1 end, when Buddha ascended to heaven, 12 ani- dirt and rubbish must be taken out the back 1959 mals came to see him, and he assigned each door, and red clothing is preferred because it is mite, one a year in the order that they arrived. The a bright, happy color. Washing your hair is 19 7 1 galli animals became the 12 signs of the Chinese also considered bad luck because it will wash [snake] 19 8 3 studious zodiac: rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, away good luck. Knives and scissors are not \o Sourtc Chinos uliurc Center fmna< -i -. <'rvi horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog and pig. be used for they may cut off fortune The year in which a person is born signifies (www.educ.uvic.ca). his or her animal, or zodiac sign Shear said her mother taught her the tradi- (www.astrologtf-msn.com). tions of not cleaning the household, eating Astrologers believe that a person's ani- noodles for long lift and gn iri>; ol lai MM. She mal says a lot about his or her personality also s.nd she enjoys having her roommates md traits. Individuals born during the Year of friends celebrate the Chinese New Year with the Horse are said to be confident, inde- her. "I like to let people know about the fun pendent, honest and anxious. Mpecta of another culture," Shear said. "It's There are many different ways to ring ■1*0 easier for me to remember if others iff in the Chinese New Year M 1th good for- participating." ^ tune, health and wealth. The Chinese Chiang sees the new year as a time of attach superstition to different foods. family togetherness similar to According to The Chinese New Year Thanksgiving or Christmas. home page at wicw.educ.uvic.ca, veg- "In China or Taiwan we have a big etables such as black moss seaweed, feail on new year's eve," she s.nd dried bean curd and bamboo "Before dinner we pray for our ancestors, shoots mean exceeding in wealth, and after dinner we distribute money. fulfillment of wealth and happi- We also go door to door of our MM and wishing that every- relatives and colleagues to thing would be well Other to ish them congratula- foods such as fish and tions and prosperitv." chicken are eaten for Whether based in togetherness and pros- neliel or limply to honor perity. They also are ancestral traditions, many eaten whole, with people continue to cele- head, tail and brate the Chinese New feet, to Year. ft Gong xi fa cm! 1 lappv new year! 2U2 k^ . t Focus 14 TIIK BRII/K MONDAY. FI:B. II. 2(X)2 fafbCJ Madison' iniversity In celebration of Black History Month $af% J&rfair THE PEACE CORPS salutes James Madison University .ind the 193 JMU alumni who have served as Peace Corps Volunteers Check out the Peace Corps on campus this spring and discover how you can redefine your world. Tuesday Feb. tZ, Monday, February 11th JMU SERVICE LEARNING FAIR PC Ballroom U&ft-&ptfi 10 am -3pm F.C.flaNrboft, FfeEEf Wednesday, February 13th ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS* PEACE CORPS INFORMATION SESSION $bvdefib$i /acuity a ltd staff &v€ Sonner Hall Sonner Hall 'Contact you; Peace Corps recruiter 7pm -8pm lot more information Thursday, March 28th ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS* JMU COLLEGE OF ARTS & LETTERS Sonner Hall CAREER SHOWCASE Applications, available online at Taylor. Room 202 www.peacecorps.gov, are due 5pm -7pm by Feb. 14th. Contact KaLhy Shuler at (540) 568-6229 to schedule an lnlervxtw For more information, contact campus recruiter Jennifer DiBella: (703)235-9191 (800) 424-8580 jdibella@peacecorps gov The Peace Corps www.peacecorps.gov Time is Running Out... Hpply soon to be a part of the Rduertising Team! Positions Ruailable: Rduertising Manager Assistant Rduertising Manaqer The Breeze Rduertising Designer Lead Staff tewrteffer Rduertising Sales Executiue Rduertising Designer .win \i MONDAY, FEB. 11, 20021 THE BREEZE 115 L 'Monsters Ball' "Sex is never just sex anymore. Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry Mar in It's Sex with a Twist, like that new this poignant new release that examines the Diet Coke with lemon." emotional demons of hatred and racism. P«*16 Svv LL: &•• story bilow BECKY OABRIElyi/uy/*«..|;nv*<-' Seniors Ryan Chrisman. April Gruber, Karen Jones and Rachel Wlnneg pile up In "Worn," chore- ographed by senior Alicia White. Review Senior dancers unwind BY KATV KAIN accompaniment by four music you a rush." contributing writer majors. Dancers moved hack The second piece, Closing one door bul open- Old lorth with the changing "Unconditioned," choreo- ing another could, best tempo of beat between still, graphed and performed by describe "As the Hour strained movement and flow- Mnior Beth Bradford, was aes- Unwinds." the Senior Dance ing, forceful motion. thetically enhanced by falling Concert performed by senior flower petals. With music by dance majors and minors Vladimir Martynov, Bradford's Friday and Saturday night-, in -66- sharp, extended movements Godwin Hall. It's very exhilarating to were structured against the ele- Five solos, four group per- gant and soft flow of petals formances and an improvisa- be able to perform with falling to the floor. tion! piece portrayed the con- Senior Lauren Bain's enter- cert's overall theme of passing music being created taining group piece "Linked time. 'Die student choreogra- Beyond" featured dancers phy was marked by the intri- with you. Blake, Keira Hart, 1 .mr.i cate use of props, lighting and Atwood, Whitney Heptinstall space to heighten the artistic — Rachel Winneg senior and Renee Rufo. Accented by expression of each piece. blue spotlights, light blue Senior Lauren Spivey's shirts and bandanas, the opening group piece. "Still 59 dancers kept in a constant hop- Passing," was performed by ping step to the upbeat music dancers Pedro Batista. Casey "It's very exhilarating to be by Aztec Mystic Bain explained Blake, Lauren Gibbs, Rachel able to perform with music the piece focused on "the link BECKY CABUfUuafpluiosmphtr Winneg, Emily Mlot and Sara being created with you," between the feeling of music Dancers stretch and extend In senior Alicia White's "Worn, performed Friday and Saturday in Misiti along with live musical the senior dance concert "As the Hour Unwinds." Winneg said. "It really gives see SPACES, page V 'Southern Hospitality' Popular Southern rapper n the Ludacrls performed at Towton University last March as part of the StankLove tour. Ludacrls ERIN HENRY'iur/nnin will perform at JMU this Saturday. The rapper cur- rently Is on tour after releasing hit second Deviancy dissected album. Word of Mouf. In November 2001. BY BFCCA WORTHIN(H(>\ making it romantic, or some- contributing writer thing like that. Well, in the past Whatever happened to mis- 60 years, we've grown to think sionary position? That's wh.it I that imagination is overrated. want to know. In "There's Something About With all the Kama Sutra Mary," one character has an tantric pret/el positions out uncomfortably intense shoe there — the ones where vou Irtish. In "(.oldenEye," the bad have to turn the diagram upside lady gels off on choking people down to even see what the to death between her thighs. naked cartoons are doing, and "Basic Instinct" pairs multiple you still can't figure out how it orgasms with the threat of mur- was accomplished without dtl * leri(Sn incudes a conver- gymnastics training and remov- sation about snowballing, which able ribs — is there any room is fix) t.istek-ss to explain. The left for us mere mortals? movie "Exit to Eden" is based on "he premise of a sexual fantasy island. "Sliver" is a commentary 66 on voyeurism. "Threesome" is about two men and a woman Well, in the past 60 living as the title suggests. These Ludacris to perform Sat. 'Dirty South' returns were all movies shown in our years, we've grown to run-of-the-mill theaters. Dare I Bv MICHAEL CROSMC KI K Moutenot explained the BY MICHAEL CROSNICKEK ■V01 start on pom? contributing writer of rap is that Ludacris offers think that imagination process that UPB went thmugh contributing writer little lyrical acumen. Since film is supposed to be a This Saturday Ludacris will to bring Ludacris to )MU. Ludacris has followed up Regurgitated, sterile hooks is overrated. somewhat accurate representa- roar into JMU's Convocation Moutenot said, "We wanted to his debut release. Back for the make up the album. tion of real life, and sex on Center Booked by the make sure that we had an act First Time, on Def Jam South The "Dirty South" lingo screen has gotten downright University Program Board, the with his much-anticipated that cham tenzfd Back for the dirty, what does that say about Ludacris concert brings an -66— sophomore effort Word of Fir>l Time is back for the second our everyday culture? arsenal of humorous and Mouf. The November 2001 time. The single "Welcome to Flexibility issues aside, the Sex is never just sex any sometimes candid lyrics, pul- We wanted to make sure release of Word of Mouf 'embod- Atlanta" illustrates this prob- world apparently is also bored more. It's Sex with a Twist, like sating beats and immense pop- ies Ludacris' lyrical endow- lem clearly as the chorus states, enough with the same old, same that new Diet Coke with ularity to the student body. that we had an act that ment and "Dirty South" beats. "Welcome to Atlanta where the old to invent all sorb of fun lemon. So, to satiate my thirst The Ludacris concert will Ludacris offers a number of players play and we ride on games, costumes and electrical for knowledge on sexual give students the opportunity best represented the similarities to Back for the First them things like everyday big appliances to liven up the bed- deviancy, and of course for to witness a live hip-hop show interest of everyone. Time on Word of Mouf. Party sin- beats hit streets see gangsters room. (Hole in the Wall, any- your reading pleasure, I spent of proportions not seen since gles such as "Southern rollin' and parties don't stop body? Anybody?) For some, some time on the Web doing Busta Rhymes played the same — Mike Moutenot Hospitality" and "What's your till eight in the morning." experimenting with sexual vari- "educational" research on venue in 1999. JMU is the first UPB director of media and public Fantasy" propelled Ludacris to "Coming to America" ation is a more intriguing past- exactly how messed up in the college stop on Ludacris' tour relations the forefront of the rap industry, opens Word of Mouf with a time than football. head people are when it comes for his new album Word of and Word of Mouf has perpetu- parody of the '80s movie Think about the movies. to sex. I asked Jeeves about Mouf. The CD is Ludacris' sec- 95 ated this trip and cemented him "Coming to America." It con- Hollywood love scenes in the fetishes (wwwaskjeevesxom). ond release on Def Jam South among the most embraced on tains Ludacris' typically comi- '40s filmed two people kissing The Sinclair Intimacy Records and already has that best represented the inter- the Top 40 charts. Party singles cal lyrics but an interesting and then panned over to a per- Institute describes fetishism as achieved platinum status in a est of everyone." such as "Welcome to Atlanta." beat that changes tempo sev- fectly made bed — a way to "a fixation on an inanimate little over two months follow- UPB conducted a detailed "Area Codes" and "Roll Out" eral times throughout. Ludacris imply sexuality without actually object or body part that is not ing Its release Nov. 27,2001. survey process in which il eval- have led Word of Mouf to certi- paves the way for the rest of the showing it on screen. The idea primarily sexual in nature, UPB Director of Media and uated all the variables of the fied[platinum status. album with this one song. was to leave more to the imagi- and the compulsive need for Public Relations Mike The downfall to this style its use in order to obtain sex- see I.VDACRIS. page V see WORD, page 17 nation, thereby heightening the sensuality of the scenario and see SO, page V I 161 THE BREEZE I MONDAY, FEB. 11, 2002 STYLE - £tyfc Vtokly - HE CINEMA SCOOP J -M- Intricate dance at 'Monster's Ball' BY STEPHEN HUNTER family hierarchy conceive matic contrivance almost too The Washington Post "MONSTER'S BALL" this apostasy as weakness, crude. They reverse the old STARRING: movie trope of fated lovers I * Zirklc House Galleries: Artworks Gallery and Other Gallery, You never see the monsters girlishness. in "Monster's Ball," but they are BILLY BOB THORTON, Almost as if confirming meeting cute by having Hank I Mon.-Thur. noon-5 p.m., Fri. & Sat. noon-4 p.m., free and Leticia meet ugly — at there, and boy, do they party HALLE BERRY AND their doubts about him. I * Sawhill Galleries: "The Art Guys: Serenity" Mon.-Fri. 10:30 They cavort through the Sonny cannot hold together another gut-busting tragedy. I a.m.-4:30 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 1:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m., free minds and memories of the HEATH LEDGER at an electrocution. His fail- But the two, each a recov- I* New Image Gallery: "Mclinda Trout I*Blanc: His Absence is Grotkowski clan, three gener- RATED: R ure drives his father mad, for ering grief addict, find in each I Palpable," Mon.-Thur, noon-5 P-m., Fri. & Sat. noon-4 pm.. free ations of white men so haunt- RUNNING TIME: this is the ultimate disgrace: other a 12-step recovery plan. I * Mitten Gallery: "Johnathan Jacquet: Wood scupltures," free ed by them as to be hardly 108 MINUTES the surrender to emotion in Step 1 is love. Step 2, why, that human. The monsters are the midst of ceremony. would be love. Darned if Step those old, hairy macho beasts 4.4.4.5. # Hank's anger is savage 3 isn't love. And Step 4, why who've dogged the race since and horrifying (this is not a goldang, love again. And on prehistory: racism, fear, by his father to believe in two pretty movie; people explode to Step 12: love, love, love. hatred, suspicion of softness, prime virtues: the necessity of in bilious rage at each other One can feel the presence of — Fbsfc — distrust of women, contempt order and the worthlessness every few minutes and people melodrama lurking every- Vr others of African-Americans. die every half-hour or so) and where, threatening at every rhese boys play rough, espe- The sometimes blank face it culminates in a family moment to destroy the movie. I* Madison Bras';. Wilson Hall. Tues 8 p.m., $2 cially with such a tribe as the of Billy Bob Thornton, with tragedy that leaves Hank ask- But the director, a Swiss named Marc Forster, is a classicist. |*JMU Symphony Orchestra. Wilson Hall. Thurs. 8 p.m.. $2 simple Grotkowskis, beckoning his too-lush Southern hair, ing the key question, the them on toward madness and his watching eyes that can question his father never let He tells his story with death, to that hell that so many tighten to beams of pure hate him conceive: Why? directness and simplicity and men invent tor themsthts. or widen softly to acknowl- The second element of the without the high hallmarks of where then' is no woman ami edge pain, is perfectly mated story takes place on the other the soaps' gooey emotional there are no children but only to this part, Thornton special- side of the color line. lubrication: no pretentious beer and bitterness. izes in fellows who think Lawrence Musgrove (played camera angles, no swelling The Grotkowskis — patri- they know it all, then learn by Sean Combs, a.k.a. P. music, no overlush pictorials. -Tjt&ftW * D4nc$- arch Buck (Peter Boyle), son thev don't, Diddy, who is extremely good, When people cry, they get Hank (Billy Bob Thornton) When two black neighbor no matter his reputation and real ugly: snot bubbles out, tears ■ltd grtfldttfl Sonny (Heath kids come over to the history) is the recipient of the dribble and turn to puddly I * "The Vagina Monologues." Grafton-Stovall Theatre, Mon. 8 Ledger) — are prison people. Grotkowski estate, a rotting slate's 2,000 volts of electricity, sheens, hair messes into thatch. |p.m., Theatre II. Wed. & Thurs. 8 p.m. They live in a small house old hulk on the outskirts of which Hank and Sonny are But the movie's stroke of I + "It's 10 - Do you know where your mother is?,* The and work at the big one, in town, the monstrous old charged to administer sheer genius is its wondrous I Playhouse, Feb. 13-16, 8 p.m., $8 some unspecified Southern Buck, creaking amid his oxy- He leaves behind a wife, a ending. Forster has played so cleverly with Big Scenes that I * 10-Minute Play Festival, Theatre II, Sat. 8 p.m. hinterland. gen tubes and pill bottles as mountain of bills, an eviction They stand for the law; thev he simmers in anger at the notice and a son. By con- you worry that he's building incarcerate the guilty and mon- shrinking of his world, sends trivance, Hank, in the after- toward a corker, the one itor that population's small Hank out to chase them off. math of his own doniestu where Leticia has to find out compass, up to and including Dutifully the son does so, agony, meets Leticia. that it was Hank who belted the squalid, weary goodbyes as even if he can't muster the It's not that Halle Berry is her hubby into the chair and convicts, kids and spouses sep- energy to achieve the pitch of so beautiful, for in the film she nodded to the electrician arale at the end of visiting hellfire in which the old man has deglamori/ed herself to behind the curtain. —ttovfos— hours; they also preside at the lives so naturally. It's a bril- an amazing degree and taken But the movie sends you dark ceremonies by which the liant little scene: It demon- up a compellingly believable out full of the chocolate ice violent are sent to another strates economically how the rural accent. She is no god- cream of hope, the belief that plane. Their commitment is dess When she catches her I* Grafton-Stovall Theatre: "Kama Sutra," Thurs. midnight 1 M ism has been ever so slight- if we work hard enough, obsessively total, even as it ly diluted, father to son, Had son, Tyrell (Coronji Calhoun), then maybe yes, we can all "On the Line," Wed. & Thurs., "Monster. Inc.," Fri. fit Sat. 7 & exiles them from community suggests that the son may yet eating from a secret candy lust get along I 9:30, $2 w/JAC and friendship and ultimately have a shot at redemption. hoard, she, too, explodes in * Regal Cinemas 14: "A Beautiful Mind." 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Ludacris' first album, ; that Ludacris was a match for "It Could Happen ..." was White's group piece, Back for the First Time, went dou- • choreographed and per- "Worn," was performed by the Convocation Center dates. ble platinum. Students who « formed by senior Katie Wells. Bradford, Ryan Chrisman. "Based on the result of the have enjoyed hearing the sin- " Wells used spotlights, a bench Stacey Claytor, April Gruber, survey, we found that Ludacris gles from "What's your ! and complete silence to accen- Karen Jones and Winneg. would be what JMU students Fantasy" up to the current J tuate the process of physically White explained how her want," Moutenot said. "Welcome to Atlanta" will goon ; moving each limb to awaken. piece examined what people "We were very interested in a voyage to the "Dirty South" ■ Senior Rachel Winner's gain and lose of themselves bringing different genres of Atlanta emcee's former stomp- - "The Space Between" was a when in relationships. This music lo JMU, and with the ing ground. group piece performed by passion and emotion was BF.CKY CABKEI I. Miff ph,l,^ruphfr crossover appeal of hip-hop we The commercial success of I Alicia White. Hart, Spivey, portrayed by the contrast Seniors Ryan Chrisman, April Gruber. Karen Jones and Rachel thought that Ludacris would Ludacris is sure to make the Z Batista and less Tanning Blue between the stillness and Winneg perform In "Worn" at the Senior Dance Concert. provide great entertainment for crowd bounce and "throw ; the students," he said. bows" as Ludacris says in one ; spotlights reflected against intensity in the dancer's "I tried to create move- for us, like our one last 'she- Senior Lauren Young, who of his biggest hits, "Southern ■ two long white curtains hang- movement. ment that was more risky, bang.' We can do whatever waited in line for four hours to Hospitality." - ing from above and embell- Senior Lindsey Kipness more off balance, that we WUii on stage before we get a floor ticket, said, "I am The energy of a live hip-hop - ished the elements of shadow said her solo piece, "On Two required more to hold my bal- leave," Chrisman said. going to the Ludacris concert show is difficult to rival. ; and space for the dancers Peet," came from the idea of ance, not necessarily being on The seniors have been because rap concerts are ener- Ludacris is sure to bring energy " Winneg explained that her change and the process of two feet," Kipness said. working on their perfor- getic, and I want to see an exten- that will send the crowd into a ; piece was about violence and growing up and maturing. The last performance of the mance! since the beginning sion of the Ludacris' 'MTV frenzy and simultaneously - that much of the movement She began by walking around night was a good-natured of the year, rehearsing sever- Diary'." make up for his lack of deep - was based on weight sharing: a circle of light illuminated improvisational piece consist- al hours each weekend. The one thing that Ludacris lyrics. Ludacris' lingo focuses - being on your head, being op to the floor of which she ing of a series of skits. From "All the seniors did it is certain to bring is entertain- on shedding a light on the m. upside down and partner work explained represented monot- inside jokes to highlighting the together," Chrisman said of ment. Many JMU students funny stories he tells. I "We are violent to one ony. When she moved out of dance faculty's distinct person- the collaborative effort on the another, and it doesn't even it, things were unbalanced, .ihties, each skit represented concert. "We did everything, seem to agree as the Ludacris Doors to the Convocation ; register It's almost like an less stable and less controlled. experiences the seniors have from the lighting to the chore- show, with ticket prices rang- Center open at 8:30 p.m. for l automatic response. We're such as "leaving college and shared while attending JMU. ography to the costumes to ing from $20 to $25, is officially students who want to arrive ■ shocked by what we do and moving onto the real life." "It's definitely a lot of fun the performing." sold out. early. The show starts at 9:30 - "I expect him to blow the p.m. with 2 Skinee J's perform- - place up, since I heard he likes ing as the opening act. For - doing college concerts," senior more information, visit UPB's 1 Ryan Doyle said. Web site at www.upb.org or '. So many fetishes, so little time All of Ludacris' singles that Ludacris' official Web site at J have made the Top 40 lists are unmv.ludacris.net. SO, from page 15 .ill of the exclamation points. Leather Association. the rest of us? I may be in the •ual gratification" (www.bet- These people love their job. The sheer number of sites minority here — sometimes tersex.com). lrgsnheti.com: "Hot girls giv- fascinated me almost as it certainly seems so — but I Fetishes fit into one of two ing Foot Jobs or Sucking Toes." I much as the number of typos like my bed without toys and categories: form fetish, in nvl like I should be taking notes? and grammatical errors on 'Word of Mouf my men without weapons. I which the object itself is impor- FemDominalion.com: "Hear them. There were so many wholeheartedly support •WORD'from page 15 songs like "Growing Pains," but tant (i.e. stiletto heels), and the crack of my switch as it sites I didn't know where to healthy exploration between "Growing Pains" offers the instead focuses on the typical ; media fetish, in which the bites into flesh, or watch as click first, and the concepts the sheets, but there is a dif- highlight of the album with a commercial appeal that we ] object's material is important she hovers over her timid left me somewhere between ference between being sample of William Bell's "I know of Ludacris from Back for (i.e. leather). The technicalities slave telling him what to do!" wanting to laugh hysterically adventuresome and being forgot to be your lover" and the First Time. While songs like ! stop after that. Check out some BigFatPorn.com: "Ever won- and M nut profusely. downright scary. Nowadays, an introspective look at sur- "t- rea Codes" and "Roll Out" \ of the tag lines for different dered what a Fat Chick looks The things that people find it is hard to sit next to a guy vival and youth inside get heavy air-play and increase ; fetish sites that 1 discovered. like naked? Well this is the to amuse themselves and their in class without wondering if Ludacris' life. Ludacris raps, popularity, they lack anything ; place." I-ikewise, VattyFatty.com Balloonbeauiies.com: "Sexy partners in bed are really he is picturing our 70-year- "I was simply red from the of substance for the listener who ' young women stretching, ,Ies* rik-s iK It .is I'wo Ions of amazing. The selection makes old professor wearing a years I been holdin' is really listening. sucking, inflating and pop- sexual fun!!!" it seem sort of like shopping at nurse's outfit and sucking back/With two sides to a book Word of Mouf is entertain- '■ ping balloons. Live! ... Pros, There is a pregnantbabes.com, SuperWal-mart, only with his toes. I lick stamps and light match- ing. However the album stum- ! teens and amateurs in latex — and I am not going to even Ron Jeremy. Why doesn't society just es/And set fires in garbage bles through several redun- ' ticking balloon fantasies and begin to go there, as well as a You can march through give up on the completely pails and cabbage patches." dant tracks and does not show ; XXX balloon penetrations." I geriatrically enthusiastic site aisle after aisle of Prince impossible Kama Sutra stuff, With production from such much evolution for Ludacris ' don't even want to know. called oldbabeshome.com. Alberts, anal beads, vinyl put down their riding crops huge industrial names as a rapper. Ludacris' songs lehshlicll.com: "Hardcore Furniturepom.com allows corsets and French ticklers, and take off the nipple Timbaland, Swizz Beats and will probably be playing on " real bondage and torture! for "hardcore furniture and pass live displays of erot- clamps. Are we not able to, or Organized Noise the beats are radio stations across America '. Dominant and submissive areas ICtton," for those of you who ic asphyxiation, S & M, spank- do we just not want to? With stellar "Keep it on the Hush" is as he continues his commercial so you can beat or be beaten' don't mind splinters in odd ing, rimjobs, orgies and so many options open, I'm a wonderful melodic beat that appeal, but that does not mean ; Live voyeur cams from actual places, and I also discovered Golden Showers. left wondering, will sex ever flows with lyrics. Word of Mouf should be in your professional dungeons!" Note the existence of a National So where does that leave get back to the basics? 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Got Plans for Valentine's Day? (what about the rest of the week?) Feb. 11 Feb. 12 Feb. 13 Feb. 15 Outdoor Living Skill Classes Water Running Clinic Sports Clubs Extravaganza Aid Climbing Introduction "Exploring Rockingham County" 8:00 pm - 8:45 pm 6:00 - 8:00 pm 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Register by Feb. 11 *wellness passport UREC Instructional Roojjp" Sign up before class *wellness passport Register by Feb. A, 5 pm^ coming up! Feb. 16 Feb. 16 Feb. 17 White Grass Day Trip CPR-PR Class Devil's Marble Yard Day Hike Reach Out Clirrl Feb. 23 6:00 am - 9:00 pm Noon - 5:00 pm 8:00 am - 5:00 pm 9:00 am - 6:00 pm $20 JMU/$25 Guest $30 $15 JMU/$20Guest $10 by Feb. 15. Register by Feb. 12, 5 pm Register by Feb. 15 Register by Feb. 8, 5 pm *wellness passport $20 after that and the day of the competit Sign up at the Program Registration Desk / for more info call x88700 or visit www jmu.edu/recreation MONDAY, FEB. II, 20021 THK BREEZE 119 "This is the best group we've ever recruited. ITiere are more athletes from top to bottom i- In-state sweep ... better academics from top to bottom." Wrestling pulls lo .500 with wins over Old Dominion University and MICKEY MATTHEWS University of Virginia. football coach Sirdars S« story below Se* story below FOOTBALL WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Incoming Dukes go to inside recruits game to beat Tribe announced BY DAN BOWMAN Win ends JMU's three-game skid staff writer BY DRKW WILSON its three consecutive losses. Coach Mickey Matthews made assistant sports editor "We just didn't play good no bones about where IK- ranked After dropping three straight basketball last week," Childers the signing class of 2002 among the games for the first time since said of the Dukes' play in the teams he's recruited in his three- early in the 1999 2000 season, two losses over the team's road vear tenure at JMU |MU returned to the win column trip |an. 1 to 3. "We deserved to "This is the best group we've with a 69-49 win over the College lose both of those games. We ever recruited," Matthews said. of William & Mary Thursday in didn't play a lick, but 'There are more athletes from top to the Convocation Center. [Thursday) -we played like we bottom belter academics from The Dukes caught the Trihe .ire . .ipable of playing." top to bottom." by surprise by looking to their The Dukes Among the standout recruits inside game for scoring, some- I iHirsii.i) jumped on 'the JMU has added to its roster are jun- thing |MU has not done effec- Tribe early to ior college transfer running bat k tively in recent games. lake an 8-3 4 SALT L^ E 2 0 0 2 "Miracle on ice" team j Khabibulin earns second opens 2002 ceremonies ' chance for Olympic glory BY RANDY HARVEY group of college boys who BY JoHNtTTh HOWARD over Canada from a seat in the h)s Angeles times melded at the right time to beat Nfwsaay stands, then hurrying down to VVInle working at the the highly favored professionals Today he is the hottest goal- the team bench and pausing by University of Utah on ,. genetics from the Soviet Union in 1980 at tender in the Nl IL and the lead the door to the ice, uncertain (•MUCH project, Zhang Km lake Placid, NY ing reason Russia's hex-key team whether to join the wild on-ice from Beijing is volunteering .it Not only that, they did it at a might ax.ipture Olympic glory celebration or stay put. the Winter Olympics. He was time when American spirits But back when the Soviet Union "Nobody invited me out confused during the opening were about as low as they could had |ust collapsed and its athletes there," Khabibulin says now, a ceremony Friday night when go. The Cold War raged The were competing at the 1°92 full decade later, and if touch of members of the 1980 U.S. ice Soviets were thumbing their Albertville Winter Olympics for melancholy --till ripples through hockey team emerged fmm the noses at us in Afghanistan. Iran something called the Unified his VOicC wings to light the caldron. held U.S. hnitlgni Xhe econo- Team, Nikolai "the 'Bulin Wall" If that were the only slight "Why would they pick those my was stalled. Lines at the gas Khabibulin was just a 19-year-old that Khabibulin endured that men?" he asked a friend of mine pumps were long. When the kid and third-string netmindcr day, this remarkable story I could have told him. That hockey team beat the Soviets, lie remembers counting down would stop there Russian hock- JOHN IXiM \Kklili ampu> team of miracle workers is leg- then went on to win the gold the hnal seconds of the Unified ey hero Suva I'etisov would The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team opens the 02 ceremonies. endary in the United States, a see MIRACLE, page 21 Team's 3-1 gold-medal victory ut 'Bi 7./.V, page 22 OLYMPICS 4 - 4:20 p.m. 8 - 8:20 p.m. 8:45 - 9:30 p.m. 9:45- 11:30 p.m. Luge: Men's singles Speed Skating: Men's Alpine Skiing: Figure Skating: Pairs TV SCHEDULE competition 500 meters Women's downhill long program finals. on NBC 4:20-5 p.m. 8:20 - 8:45 p.m. 12:05- 1:35 a.m. Snowboarding: Men's Snowboarding: Men's 9:30 - 9:45 p.m. Late Night: Medal halfpipe competition. halfpipe final Luge: Men's singles Ceremonies and Monday: finals highlights MEN'S BASKETBALL WRESTLING Seahawks hold off JMU pins in-state rivals late rally by Dukes Monarchs, Cavaliers The Dukes registered a pair their guests to a 23-18 defeat BY PATRICE SEKO UNCW's Brett Hli//.ird followed of wins over in-state rivals Old Thursday night in the contribulinx writer up a |umper with .1 Vpointer lo Dominion University and the Synclair gymnasium. |MU continued its Mnfcl put thcSe.ikmks up 21-11. University of Virginia this past The contest went down to ence struggles .is Colonial Ihrough the first half, we week, evening JMU's record at the final bout as junior Mark Athletic Association top dog really strug- 7-7 on the war. S.ilin.l.n Minuto registered a major deci- Univcrsit\ ot Ninth ( .irolin.i glad putting On Saturday the Dukes sion that scaled the win for JMU. Wilmington held oil .1 Ilk rally I V the bad III the edged out the Cavaliers in The n.vpounder notched to win 69*1 Saturday in the basket," coach Charlottesville 22-19, despite a pair of two-point near tails Convocation Center. Sherman each team winning five in his 11 -3 victory over ODU's In the opening seconds of the Dillard said. matches. JMU garnered con- Wan Kanlhula 1 game, UNC-W's Tim Burnelte 61 \\r kept dig Mi uln.' vi. loriM bv fall in the The Dukes next travel to lit up the scon'hoard with a held glllg holes, 139* and 141-pound weight lairtax Weiine-day l<> take on goal and followed with .1 layup, ami you have classes and therefore earned the Patriots of Ccorge Mason immediately putting JMU down toaxpand aoniuchcnerg) to get more team points. University, returning home 4-0. 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PORT SALT L V 2 0 0 2 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL B-E-A-T "Miracle on Men's tennis falls to Tribe Ice" opening The JMU men's tennis team fell to the College questioned William & Mary 6-1 MIRACLE, from page 19 Saturday in Williamsburg. Senior Andrew Lux medal, it gave us a lift. picked up the Dukes' only For an American, there could hardly be a more fitting choice to win. Lux rallied from a first- play the starring role in the open- set loss to win the second ing ceremony. set and take the third set But Zhang's question made with a 10-7 in the breaker. me wonder. What must the rest of the world think of a country still Women's tennis downed celebrating an ice hockey game byG.W. played 22 years ago? A geneticist such as Zhang might conclude that we haven't The women's tennis evolved much since 1980 team lost to George I moan, the Cold War ended Washington University 6- long ago. 1 Saturday in Washington, Was that too much of an D.C American moment? For the answer, I went JMU freshman Kristen Saturday to the Russians. Veith picked up the Dukes' If anyone might have been only singles win. Veith and offended by the choice, it would sophomore Spencer Brown have been them. combined for a doubles win They weren't. as well. "Wp were glad to play such a major role in the ceremony," |oked Igor Rabiner, a journalist for Archery dominates Sport Cxpress in Moscow. "It took two teams to play that game. Your The JMU archery team toam and our team." Idominated competition at Also, he pointed out, subs*'. I>\YI KMMDrpa I the New Jersey State Indoor quent history was kinder to Senior guard Allyson Keener recovered from a recent cold streak to knock down 13 point* against Towson University yesterday. I Archery Championship in i hockey player*. They won |Clifton,N.J.Feb8and9. gokl medals in 19W, '88 and '92. And, he said, so much has The men's team took the happened in the Soviet Union JMU trips up Tribe, triple game streak Iteam recurve and com- since then, including that there is that will let them know we an? Ipound events on both days. JMU. from page 79 this is good for us," teriff with the Tribe. JMU no longer a Soviet Union, that the out of that." Morgan led all scorers defeated W&M 66-51 in Sophomore Adam peopfc then.' don't dwell much on a 17-poinl lead with 1:20 to Morgan agreed lh.it the team with 20 points. Junior for- WilluinsburgJan. 13. heatcroft took first in the In x My games from 1980. play. Freshman Lynn Liburd gained confidence with the win, ward Shanna Price main Cm Sunday JMU destroyed n's compound individ- Vladimir Soloviev, a RuMtaui nailed a jumper in the final sec tained her streak of double- Ibwson UnJvenrity 55-29 in ual event both days. television personality, con- onds of the half to increase the digit scoring with 18 points fowfon, Md. The Dukes only firmed that •or the women, senior Dukes' lead to 35-16. -6 6- and a game-high nine led 23-20 at the half, but came I k- was much more interested The second half belonged rebounds. Franklin finished out firing in the second (aren Auerbauch took first in talking Saturday about the to the Dukes as well. Franklin We should have gotten with 12 points. Senior guard Allyson I the women's recurve both clothing that the Russian team and junior forward Nadine Hollce Franklin more Childers said Franklin Keener, who didn't take a ays. The JMU women's wore for the opening ceremony. Morgan continued to score should have gotten the ball shot in the W&M £.irne ,ind "From the Fvil Hmptre to the lam also swept the inside as the Tribe continued touches. She had a good more inside. Childers s.ml. has struggle*! ollensively the Fashion Empire," he boasted. Women's compound event. to have trouble finding the "We should have gotten last ti\e games, broke out of Crossing him on the hockey basket. JMU led by as many week of practice... Hoi lee Franklin more touches her slump to lead the Dukes game, he said. "It's part of history. as 27 in the second to pull Women's gymnastics — Bud Childers She had a good week of prac- in storing with 13 points. We lost. But we're very happy for away for a confidence-build- tice, and she could have gone Price M ored 12 points, places third the United Stales, really proud of women's basketball coach ing win. off for about 18 or 20 points." improving her double-digit their team. "We needed the win," Jami Lange led W&M with scoring streak to 19 consecu- The women's gymnas- "It was a team of amateurs I ranklin said. "We needed to 5 9 18 points. Sobota and Lindsey tive games. Morgan added 11 team placed third in a and students, and they beat the prove to ourselves and to the Brizendine each chipped in II points in the win as well. at the University of best team in the world. F.veryone rest of the conference that we but knows then? is more work points apiece. JMU returns to action at 'ittsburgh Feb. •> in can learn hum that your children wen? in a little bit of a slump, ahead. Morgan said, "We're not The win gave the Dukes a home Thursd.iv against Ciorge and ours." •ittsburgh, Pa. but with a 20-point win, I think satisfied, but at the same time. sweep of the regular season Mason University at 7 p.m. VISIT OUR STORE AND FEEL THE ATMOSPHERE! Carousel H^' Collegiate ]>€A£ m~. Stained Stained Glass Panels WB Glass & Gifts We can special order UNIQUE PRODUCTS FROM THE PHILIPPINES. JAPAN, CHINA, your favorite colleqe team. THAILAND, KOREA. 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Wednesday, Feb. 13 Another player Matthtwi were tight end David Weedon 3u.irterb.uk position beCUlM oi showed enthusiasm about is from King George I ligh School urability problems shown running hack Richard Moore in King George County, and - Men's basketball travels lo over the past two seasons from Wrightsville, (.,.,. twin brothers Ki h in and Kevin take on Hofsta University in continues including those of freshman I Itft a great find for us,' Winston from High Point High Hempstead, N.Y. quarterback Matt l,eZotte. Matthews said. 'To be honest School in Beltsville, Md. "He's ,1 litlli> brittle." we were recruiting him as hud Of the 6-foot-7-inch, 235- Thursday. Feb. 14 Late rally falls short for JMU Matthews said I le played as a as we could, and we kept wait pound Weedon, Matthews askl, < ii from ptge 19 Wainwright sawl freshman, and tlwt's difficult to IM to hear the news that he was "He'd go bear hunting with a do, but he'll be a year older and going somewhere else switch; it gets dark when he - Women's basketball hosts The Seashawks managed George Mason University at Ihi- pin. \s M ■ dlncl result of ,1 lo hold down the Dukes, wild more mature." Richard's a very good student, comes in the room. But he can v\ i, k.il ^ hedule I Me a drained Fanning finishing with 12 and Sb -»t IMU's rignaai this off- and our academic pull on him run and catch the Kill. He could 7 p.m. team — a fatigued team. We c askili BnWdna with 10. season were quarterbacks, most was very strong. play defensive tackle, he could had gixxl free throw shooters "I think you have to look at of which will be assigned to dif- "I received several phone play offensive tackle " - Wrestling battles George ferent positions during spring missing free throws Thai's a the fact we plaved a very good calls from (Soutn I astern Ultimately though, Matthews Mason University in Fairfax. sign that guys an? bred." basketball team There is no training, according to Matt)k'v% | Conference] and (Atlantic Coast s,iid he feels that the returning t >ur philif-'phy going hack ( nnlrrencej coaches congr.itu players will be the ones to help By the end of the first half. disgrace losing to a team like - Men's gymnastics com UNC-W had a commanding lo MarahaO [L ntvaaky] and [the lating our staff on recruiting the Dukes bounce hack from List that." Dillard Mid petes against Army ami the lead over JMU with a score of Mitchell, who played 29 University * *t J tieorgia has Richard Moore," Matthews season's 2-9 finish. "We're gonna 15 23. UNC-W managed to minutes and scored 7 points, always been to recruit the best added. "I think he has an oppor- play the best 22 players we can Air Force. hold junior guard David felt the effects on the court. athlete availabk'." M.»tthews said. tunity to play early." find," Matthews said, "Whether Fanning to just 4 points in the "Thev'rr .i gissl team and "Many times the best athlete on a Other recruits Matthtwi they're true freshman or fifth- Friday. Feb. 15 lirsl half Fanning has been one tlvv nist outplayed us today," high school football team is the mentioned as possible impact year seniors." of the CAA's top scorers for Mitchell said. - Baseball opens its season mod of the VXh-Xa MMoa against the University of .neraging IS 8 points per SALT L E 2 0 0 2 game -<6- fc Maryland at 10 a.m. in "They played really hard," Charleston, S.C The Dukes Fanning said. "Their defense Both teams went to the then face the University of was good from the |ump." free-throw line a lot. As 'Bulin Wall to finally get his gold Richmond at 1 JO p.m. In the second half. UNC- 'BVUN.fnmiMgeli Khabibulin uncertainly asked W kepi at least a 12-point a result, you see low demand the right to plav in the Saturday. Feb. 16 margin over the Dukes for where his medal w.is. an (ilvmpic \l II without having to defect. field goal averages. have had no oocMion to pick official shrugged and told him, And for Fetisov, it was a lonely 16 minutes. JMU tried fo and win — one more fight with - Men's basketball faces Old rally back as fanning sank Ttkhonr* took it Go ask and frightening light. He was the old Soviet hockey system or two 3-poinlers in a row. — Sherman Dillard Tikhonov." stripped of his team captaincy Dominion University in men'* baskethal! coach Viktor TUthonOV, his old Kcd Khabibulin said. I newi and re-assigned to an Army Norfolk. With 20 seconds left, there Army coach, for again doing the " II a struggle tor control of even saw it. I never even got to desk job answering phones. He unthinkable. And Khabibulin. the ball, which resulted in ->3 touch it. But I was 19, you know, was threatened with exile to - Track and field competes at another foul. who went on to NHL stardom and I thought. What can I do?' I Siberia. He once was taken into with the Phoenix Coyotes and the Colegiate Invitational in "Both teams went to the Earlier this season, JMU was iust happy to be there. I had an interrogation room and beat- Tampa Bay Lightning, would to forget about it It was a differ- Fairfax. free-throw line a lot," Dillard challenged UNC-W in en by two government guards. have had no occasion to him to ent Soviet system then, and I said "As a result, you see low Wilmington, N.C. The But in 1989, then-president close friend Igor Kuperman didn't get to play in any of the - Baseball faces North field goal averages." Dukes battled through a Mikhail (.orha.'fiev allowed year after year and sadly ask games. Later on, I started to Fetisov to play for the Detroit Carolina State University at Statistically, UNC-W went close game, but were him: "Igor, am I an Olympic 19-29 from the free-throw line, think about it more and more ... Red Wings, with whom Fetisov 1 JO p.m. in Charleston, S.C. defeated 63-59. champion or am I not?" this is a thing that rtayi with while JMU went 19-31. After playing four games won two Stanley Cups. Kuperman, the Coyotes' you the rest of your life. You can l.ast summer, current Ultimately. JMU could not in eight days, IMl has ,1 tew scouting director, savs, "How Sunday, Feb. 17 close the point gap, and L'NC- pass it on to your kids. I started Russian president Vladimir days to relax before heading many rimes did we talk about to think, 'If 1 could oral get tli.it WwimWhl on the road for three consecu- Putin did something once this? Only the past eight vears \w gold medal back, it would be unthinkable: He recruited - Women's basketball travels "They're a good team, and tive away games. Hi together And every time I just. unbelievable.'" Fetisov, then a New Jersey to Old Dominion University thev just outplayed us today," "I'm thrilled we have a 1 tell him, "Yes. Nikolai, rail an an For years Kuperman ijinetlv forward Pat Mitihell, a |unior, day to relax and get away IVvils assistant, to run the in Norfolk. The game is said. Olympic champion. What hap tried. But Khabibulin's case didn't Russian Olympic team. scheduled to be televised. from basketball," Dillard pened to you. it is an in|ustuv have a chance until Fetisov was For the Seahawks, Terrell said. "Today was a very And in the first day or two What happened was it didn't named coach and general manag- alter the Russian squad arrives finished with 1.1, Callahan with physical game. matter to Tikhonov that Olympic er of the Russian team and chose at the Games on Wednesday, - Baseball takes on the 17, Blizzard with 14 and JMU heads to Hempstead, University of Maryland at 10 Burnette with 10 coaches never are awarded Kuperman as his assistant Khabibulin will be given a N.Y to face Hofstra University medals As the Albertville medal Years before the voting goal- a.m. in Charleston, S.C. "Coach Dillard has done an Wednesday. The Dukes then replacement gold medal. All ceremony began. Khabibulin tender's incident, Fetisov him- because of Fetisov and amazing job But when we head to Old Dominion have four guys in double fig- took a place at the end of the sin- self had fell the lash of the Soviet Kuperman's lobbying. - Women's gymnastics trav- University Sunday and to gle-file line, only to find by the sports machine for being the ures, that's how we should be Towson University the follow- "It was one of the first things els to the University of time Olympic officials got to him lirst star on Tikhonov's great playing," UNC-W coach Jerry ing Wednesday. I s,iid I must do when I took this North Carolina. they were empty-handed. When Red Armv team who dared to job," Fetisov said. Comz into \jhz Gommoni, <£outh Q/izuj and ^tonz CjaU and xzqliUx to vjin a xomantic dinnzx fox 2 at J&z Qo&ua ^Wilton czHouizl Hurry on in before it's too late to sign with the biggest and best in off-campus housing! 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