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BY TIM CHAPMAN indicted gum saint Alton Comer, 6o, was indicted One of the reasons .\2 ye.u old for abduction by a grand jury on Matt Brady is Interested in JMU March 19 after he was arrested men's basketball is because of its in the alleged sexual battery recent bistor) and abduction of a female JMU This may sound peculiar con- student on Oct. 17. sidering tin- Dukes just completed Comer was charged with their eighth straight losing season. one count of sexual battery and bm the former Marts! College bead one count of abduction and coach exnlmu'd his Eotereet aftae kidnapping. Detas Introduced Wedneada) as me The incident occurred at eighth coach in JMU historv Memorial Mall around 8:30 p.m. "One of the reaaonsthal I WMN after the female student had excited to be at Marist College and gotten out of class. She accepted certainly the same reason dial I'm a ride with Comer and asked to excited to IM- at Jama Madison be taken home. Instead. OoflM [is that mere's] not ■ lot of recent drove south toward Dayton, Va. 1 bistor) of success, Brad) said To near Swope Road. me di it ne excited." The man allegedly committed What he means is clear once you several acts of sexual battery know the success the fust-time bead before she was able to escape his coach had in his four years at the white Jeep. Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference The female student came school m Pooghkeepde, N.Y. forward last CXiober and police Brads inherited a 6-fl2 team, but began an investigation. quick!) fed the Red Poxes to three Comer is being held at the winning, aaaeone aftei me) unproved Kin kingham County Jail without to 11-17'" Ms first season. (MKIM^BteaBBM bond while awaiting his trial.

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Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid? Do you know anyone who might have? If so, you may have something in common with St Patrick's Day speaker - Tom Farley. Older brother of the deceased comedian and actor. Chris Farley, he spoke to students about Ins efforts to discourage excessive alcohol and drug use among middle and high school youth. The March 17 event at Memorial Hall event raised approximately $300 for the Harrisonburg Community Resource Center After Chris died of opiate and cocaine intoxication, Tom Pane) started theCarii Park) i foundation, traveling to achooki CUIGHUrSON/ across the country for the past to years. While he focuses on drug aslamHsaas prevention in middle schools and Intervention in high schools, at colleges he stresses the importance of becoming good role models. Farles emphasized humor as one ol ihe main measures ol comhatingdrugabu.se. We try to teach them how (youth] can maintain their peer relationships without compromising what thev do with their lives," he said. "Humor is one ot those things that can get you out of situations without compromising ch< rfcec ' Night Live Studios, Farley watched as addiction consumed his JMU senior Caitlin Harrison, an organizer of the event brother. thought it was good thai Farley taught students with humor, as "It happened so incredibly fast." he said. "It's incredible how it could be l>enetieial in the long run. addiction goes from a little problem to holv B—. what are we "I think he's definitely right about approaching kids in a going to do now?" realistic way," she said. "You cant just scare kids Humor is a Junior Caroline Farley, a distant cousin of Chris and Tom's, AAWNSTFWtfl'photo •** way to approach people." brought F-arley to campus as she thought it would be beneficial Speaker Mark Sterner related to students with his hfe ottoanl of killing three in tor Occident While Chris may have been known for Ixith his comedy tor students to hear his message. and his drug use. there was no correlation between the two. "A lot ot people think of Chris Farley as rich and famous, but According to Farley, the routines and (H-rformances for which he s living proof that actions have consequences she said BYJAKE CHAHOER questions for the room. Chris was IM-SI remembered occurred during the three yean he tonlnbiHtng writer "How many of you have ever Not wanting others to follow in his brother's footsteps was actively working on hissobrietv done something stupid while Farley wants to help youth before they get pulled into problems "For three years he was sober, and he was on fire," Farley they cannot work their way out ol His lecture focuseaOQStaying "I promise mil (0 waste VOW drunk?" Sterner said. "How many said, later adding, "Chris wasn't tunnv because he [used drugs], enjoying life and finding the hurnor in every situation. time. 1 pronuae not to preach to of you have not rememNred Quite Ihe opposite." \OU "I saw how cruel it is for things like drugs and alcohol to stop things von did the night before Crowing up with Chris, Tom witnessed the downfall of his kids from doing all they could with their lives," he said. His words wen simple, due to alcohol? How many of you brother first hand. From the little IK>y sharing a room with bun in but Maik Bterncr*a meaaaae to have ever ridden in a car with a Wisconsin, to the man wowing crowds at the New York Salurdav sMFtflfY.peeoi the people attending the One drunk driver?" Night. Due Ride, One Ufa event A few scattered hands at Gmfton-StovaD rheatre tentatively rose throughout the Monday night was one of Utmost crowd, but Sterner"s was the Importance you must deal with only hand raised after the last the consequences ot \oiir .iclions question: "How many of you In the spring ot 1994, Sterner have ever killed three of your best and fourofnis mtternih brotht is Speaking against sexual assault friends while driving drunk?" took 1 trip to I loiula for Spring After a few more opening Break it MAM their aenloi yeai In remarks. Sterner showed a BY KATIE KING college, and the) bad nevei been videotape of he and his friends' tontributing wnttf anywhere on vacation for spring last night on Spring Break. Images Break of typical college students pre- "Rape isn't about sex, it'i about power,' said senior Brittany Bm d nub! ilnA look turns gaming with shots of Jagermeister Vera "A rain1 survivor has bail power taken complete!) awa\ being the designated drive) and excitedly getting ready to trom them." but Mine the) were Maying foi "rage" made some people in the Asa member of JMU's Take Hack the Night Coalition. Vera six nigfatS and there were live mom laugh, but silence tilled the is working to empower sexual assault survivors by providing of them the) decided that the auditorium as the video of the them with an opportunity to express themselves in a supportive ie.,si Intoxicated unong diem .u fun filled night transitioned into environment. the end of the night would drive ghastly images of twisted metal Take Back the Night, an annual even! that Occam borne One evening mat person and broken glass worldwide, was created to raise sexual assault awareness and was Sterner, who lost control ot Sterner, having come back out to help survivors heal. The event took place at J MU on Tuesday, their rented Lincoln Towncar in Iront ol the crowd in his orange March 25 from 5-11 p.m. on the commons It was jointly hosted and (lipped it across the road at prison jumpsuit, spoke briellv by Ihe Women's Resource Center, the Office ol Sexual Assault between ,o and 60 unfa rnree about his lime in prison. Prevention and the Take Back the Night Coalition. The e\eu| ul his trieiids. two age B| and one instead of being the first included multiple talks given by those personalls affected In age 22. welt' killed person in my family lo graduate sexual assault, as well as musical performances In Madison Sterner st ivsscd to the audience college, 1 became me first to go Project and the BluesTunes. A speech was also given by Dr. re|»catedlv that he did not want to prison." Sterner said about cutouNE MMVttfl entangle John Foubert, the founder and president of the rape prevention to Influence them in an) waj He began the presentation with | few Take Botk the Night gave students 0 (home to leom more about rope and sexuol assault mrWOBNtaajil

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BY KATE MCFARLAND in11 But the Die-In is a serious (OfftnovwHj wtrtt* day to commemorate everyone who has died so far," junior member Barbie Spitz said. Bearing signs that read, The members donned black "1,033,000 violent Iraqi deaths," garb, white masks and signs "2,004 US soldiers under age with statistics regarding fatali- 24 dead" and "4,500,000 Iraqi ties and money spent on the children orphaned," Students Iraq war. The intention was to for a Democratic Society solemnly recognize those who reminded students on March have lost their lives in the war 20 of the implications of the while also creating an eerie image fifth year anniversary of the of bodies .strewn across the steps war in Iraq. of D-Hall to shake passing stu- SDS is a protest-oriented dents. group involved in national Spitz felt the week was a demonstrations to convey success because students stopped radical politics. Members are to ask about the goals of the disoriented with electoral program. politics and seek progress "It re-energizes students to through noisier arenas. have the power to stop the war," TTie society was previously Spitz said. * known as JMU Progressives, The group, which meets at but changed this semester to 7 p.m. on Wednesday in Taylor SDS to become affiliated with a Hall, not only has a commitment national organization. to anti-war campaigns, but envi- Although involved in a ronmental sustainability, immi- myriad of activities, the group grant rights and gender equality. focused this week on protesting For much of last week, however, the fifth year anniversary of the focus had been on making a United States' occupation in sl.tlt'tnent about the war in Iraq. Iraq. The activities of the week "Hopefully people will think included Pancakes for Peace more about it and realize we have on Monday, Make , not been there for five years," Spitz War on Tuesday and attending said. "We are in Iraq and people a protest in Washington, D.C. are still dying every day." on Wednesday. The series of While their message is anti- events culminated in a Die-In war, SDS felt the need to show Thursday. ■ipiiu-i i.ilitHi I'm [IIIIM- righting "Pancakes for Peace and in Iraq. They created a red and Students (or Dtmwroik Society staged a Die-In on the steps of 0-Holl's mam enrrorue lo show their opposition to me war in Iraq, this event was one of 0 week long series lo mark Make _, not War was fun blue sign that read, "Support the the fifth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. SOS's objective is lo challenge students to build 0 society free from poverty, ignorance, war, exploitation racism, and seiism. The because it gets tiresome being troops, bring them home." focebook group, Students for a Democratic Society currently has more than 7,000 members Village dorms in energy war to benefit environment

8Y CAROLINE (0UIN0YH would really make a difference." *r:0' •nisi The Village area was chosen because each of its dorms has its own electric and water Turning off the light when you're not in meter, according to Powanda. Also, they the room is a simple task, but this month it wanted to keep the operation small for its could win dorm dwellers a free T-shirt. first year. The Clean Energy Coalition and the Office "We wanted to get out all these green living of Residence Life are hosting the first "Green tips and really focus on the Village and kind Wars-the Village Strikes Back" putting the 01 empower them to reduce their own usage Village dorms head-to-head to see which more in their dorm life," Powanda said. dorm can conserve the most electricity and Powanda founded the CEC in 2006 to unite water. all of the environmentally related clubs on "We want to show that the quality of life campus to focus on sustainability and renew- can be just as good using less energy," said able energy. It currently consists of 12 clubs Junior Ryan Powanda, founder of the Clean including the EARTH club, the Association Energy Coalition. of Energy Engineers and the Environmental Facilities management will provide weekly Business Club. updates on each dorm's energy and water Last year, the CEC proposed the Green usage. At the end of the month-long war, Fund, which lobbied for a collection of stu- which ends April 14, the dorm that conserves dent fees to be used to increase the campus's the largest energy percentage will be awarded energy efficiency. T-shirts. Any non winning dorms that con- Despite the 81 percent student vote in serve at least 10 percent or more will receive favor of the Green Fund, it was rejected by $100 for their Community Council, according the university because they had already com- to Powanda. Sleted its budget for the following year and "Simple things can really make a differ- isliked the idea of increasing student fees, ence - like turning off a computer at night," according to Powanda. Powanda said. "Lights don't need to be left "The university chose not to establish a DAW tOMQUfSI/HMf (kilioojii on when you're not in the room, the faucet Green Fund to fund sustainability projects," The Village dorms were(down became ihey hove their own electric ond wolei meters so ihey (on be easily moniloied by facilities morv doesn't need to be left on when you're not ogmenl The average home in the United States uses more than 700 gallons of water every day. brushing your teeth. "If we all could do it, it t ENERGY p ■ S Campus groups intend to raise funds for autism with first inaugural race

IY Will THISDfll and the Shenandoah Valley Track teen-year-old drama queen." that has not been brought to peo- for online registration. Local busi- senior writer Team. Phi Gamma Delta became a Miller has also felt the effects ple's attention. nesses have provided sponsorships partner recently as well, after having "But you don't really hear about and donations for raffle prizes. Ann Miller, a senior interi- a similar idea on campus. autism," Thornton said. "There's a Participants can either walk or or design major and president of "Pretty much all our members 4. very broad spectrum of effects. It's run during the sK on March 29, (lamina Sigma Sigma, understands have helped in some way, whether had a big impact on so many lives which will be held at Westover Park, the difficulties of living with autism. participating on the day of the race, Autism really takes and this nas t>een a great learning near Memorial Hall. Registration Her younger brother, now 17, devel- or with planning," Miller said. experience for me." will take place inside the Gilkerson oped the disorder when he was two. Senior Emily Thornton, president over your life. Webster said interest may have Community Center, and the race- After participating with her family in of Circle K, partnered with Miller increased as the problem worsened. course will go through the sur- a similar 5K in Richmond, she decid- to help with the planning. Jackee - ANN MILLER "The number of children diag- rounding neighborhood. ed to develop an event focused on Webster, a junior psychology major Senior end (vtnl Orgeniier nosed with autism has increased," All proceeds from the run will go autism for Harrisonburg. and member of Gamma Sigma Sigma, —99 she said. There are so many more to the Shenandoah Valley Autism "I have had the idea for a long has also helped with organizing the people who have been affected by Partnership, a small but growing time," Miller said. "But I didn't think event as she also has a sibling with this. This is also the first event like group of professionals and par- I had the man power to actually make autism. firsthand. this in this area, so it can serve as a ents who provide autism support it happen." "Some things about having a sib- "Autism really takes over your big support system and a fun social through Harrisonburg. However, she quickly found ling with autism is different and my life," she said. "I remember when I event. Sally Chappel. co-chair of support from other organizations family and I have encountered situ- was five, and my friends were scared As this was Harrisonburg's first SVAP, said that autism has been Gamma Sigma Sigma initially part- ations that some families will never to come over to my house because 5K Run/Walk for Autism, the orga- in the media frequently and thinks nered with Circle K International, see," Webster said. "But I wouldn't my brother would pull their hair. nizers' original goal was to have 150 this may add to the public interest a world wide community- service necessarily say it is difficult. Right But I've learned so much through it, participants, but by the last day of in the race. network. They have backing from now the biggest thing we are deal- especially patience." early registration, there were 403. Harrisonburg Parks and Recreation ing with is the fact that she is a thir- Some ttvl autism is something They are using a national Web site soe AUTISM, pate 5

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EtKKGY from pip 3 dent. No state funding for such mental issues outside of JMU at schools that have less transportation said Towana Moore, efforts have been approved. as well. In fall 2006, he won associate vice president Although the Green Fund MTV's "Break the Addiction for business services. "Once was rejected, the university Challenge" by catching the STERNtR from front dents." with a car at school, I defi- the recommendations attempts to conserve energy eye of the JMU press with his the pain and anguish inflict- Some feel JMU offers nitely think DUI's can be have been reviewed and through their operation-poli- "green" efforts. Eager to use ed on his own family as well enough transportation to a problem," junior Sean decisions made about l IM Low-flushing toilets, low his $1,000 prize to fund CEC as the family of his deceased limit drunk?driving. Combs said. "But because of implementation, the univtrsilv flowing showers and faucets, -v.iiis, he is still waiting M friends. will fund the sustainability occupancy sensors and more "I don't think DUI's are the nature of the bus systems his reward from MTV, who has Students seemed to take such a big problem, especial- .mil the fact that Port Repub- recommendations chosen." efficient fluorescent light fix- failed to respond to phone calls Sterner's message seriously. ly among JMU students, jufl lic Road has a lot of student According to Powanda. turi's all contribute to campus 'and e-mails. "Mark wasn't attempting because there are so many housing in a small area, I feel JMU wants to enact more envi- wide energy and water OOOttl Powanda said he hopes to preach or condescend," other options like buses, ronmentally efficient mewuw vat ion. like it's not such a huge prob- that the Village's competitive freshman Marissa Robin- cabs and SafeRides," fresh- lem." through state funding rather Hrsuies creating the CEC, spirit sparks a surge of con- son said. "His presentation man Josh Mlynarsaid. In Sterner's final words than at the cost of the sin Powanda advocates environ- servation. was very informative and I The general consensus of his presentation were to think it made people realize seemed to be that DUI wasn't reiterate the overall simple that drunk-driving accidents as big a problem here as at theme of his entire speech. can happen to anyone at any other schools. lit* is all about choices. AUTISM: 5K Saturday at Westover Park time, including JMU stu- "As an upperclassman Which one will von make?" AUTISM, from pop 3 "Ann approached us and asked More Information: JMU Libraries are NOW HIRING! if we'd want to help, and that she March 29 wanted to give all the proceeds to Westover Park SVAP," said Chappel. "We told her 7:30-8:45 a.m. Registration that we're small, but if they're will- 9:00 a.m. Introductions ing to take the lead, tlien wr woukl 9:30 a.m. Race Begins be able to help. We wouldn't haw thought of an event like this without Register at www. run walkjog. eom/a utism tin-in" SVAP will use the funds to Early Registration (Feb. l-March ^includes a T-shirt) $15 increase their community outreach, Team Registration (minimum 5 people) $10 per person provide respite care for DHB0H, Late and Day-of Registration $20 offer further trainings to meml-p- TOP 5 REASONS TO WORK IN THE LIBRARY: 5. Convenient locations - right on campus READ THE BREEZEl 4. It will look good on your resume 3. It will make you smarter 2. Friendly co-workers Boston Beanery 1. Flexible hours! KtSI.UKSM i A 1 v\ ERR Don't Forget... Ge t the Boston flavor down south. Mention this ad & receive... Many positions available in the new %OFF j> EAST CAMPUS LIBRARY! any sandwich, salad or entree with purchase of a beverage Apply NOW ar 1625 East25 Market St. with JAC Card Harrisonburg, VA 22801 Not valid with any other promotion. JOBLINK.JMU.EDU 540.433.1870 Review of applications begins April 1st

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I slopped off the piano from my amazing semester abroad in Italy and wondered. "Am I ever going to see or speak lo any of them again.' Will I be able to stay in contact?" As soon as I arrived home. I sat down at my computer, logged on to MSN Messenger, and added my new international friends' screen names to my buddy list. We were all instantly connected, just as we were in Flor- ence days before. The world becomes smaller and smaller, and time zones become essentially transpos- able, thanks to intercultural technologies Iik*- MSN Messenger, Yahoo Messenger. AIM, Skype and Facebook With such communi- cation media, people can easily build cross- cultural relationships for social and business purposes and studying abroad. "There's no distance in MSN." said 23- year-old Dimitri Karanikolas. "Actually, be- cause of technology, people are closer than they might think.*' Accordingly, Dimitri lives six hours away in the Netherlands, yet is only seconds away through an instant message. He uses MSN and Yahoo Messengers. Facebook and H15! (the Kuropean Facebook) for socializing and maintaining his international relationships "I'm in contact with all of my friends, While the IVuxxTats fight over their party's nomine.'. Ke- McCain could choose a strong conservative like Fred Thomp- and they are from all over the world," said pabttcan presidential nominee John McCain must make an son, Mike Huckabee. Newt Gingrich or Haley Barbour to bal- OashamirScti. 25, from Italy. "Must of than important decision: He must choose his vice-presidential ance his "maverick" image. By choosing one of these men, McCain are from the U.S., Canada. Albania. Italy, running mate. While this decision carries huge ramifie.i would go a long way in earning the trust of the base of the Republican Sweden, Fngland. Mexico, Spain. Hungary. tions for any presidential candidate, it's made even more uii|tortant in this in- Party that is still a little apprehensive of him, but that too carries risks. Russia. Greece and Colombia." stance because McCain will turn 72 in August and, if elected, he would become Huckabee has had problems with conservatives over his economic My study abroad roommates. I'niversity tlie oldest person in American history to be elected president record as governor of Arkansas, Thompson's age and lethargic attitude at Buffalo senior Jacquelyn De Jesu and Ca- McCain has plenty of well-qualified candidates to choose from, but he towards campaigning would be serious handicaps, Gingrich has far loo nisius senior Kerry Wallin, also used these must choose wisely, as this decision could be the one that either puts him much baggage that would bring down McCain natinnallv and although communication media to build cross-cultural over the top or leaves him just short on Election Hay. In making his deci- Barbour is a solid Southern conservative, he || an unknown outside of his relationships. Before arriving in Florence for sion he should look al his weaknesses lie is seen as too liberal by some in state and likely wouldn't add much to the campaign anyway. their spring semester, they were invited to the conservative base of the Republican Party, he admittedly doesn't know C housing a strong conservative running mate would give the Right join Florence Facebook groups from fellow much about the economy, he's old and he isn't the best speaker. So. with moreol .1 reason to vote tor McCain, but it's unlikely to win over the many those shortcomings in mind, let's look at his options study ■bfOftd Ituxtontl and Florentine club non-Republicans he will need to win the presidenev. promoters People posted their numbers and He could choose one of his close friends like Rudy Giuliani. Sen. I.ind- So whom should he choose? Well, of all the candidates for the job, sey Graham or Sen. Joe Ucherman. Running mates should have some AIM. MSN and Yahoo screen names on group than is only one that is strong in all the areas that McCain is weak: chemistry between them and choosing any one of these men would guar- message boards and contacted each other as Mitt Romney. MOB as thev arrived. antee it. Also, it would likely put some traditionally Democratic siiti-s Into Romney's extensive and successful background as a businessman However, Furopeans and study abrodd play for his campaign. But a combination like this is unlikely l>ecause Mc- makes him a stronger candidate than anyone — Republican or Democrat Cain needs to reach out the Republican base and choosing one of meeu -.indents are not the only ones using these - on the economy which poll after poll shows to IK- the American peo- three would only increase his problems with the Right, perhaps even ple's number one concern heading into the general election He is a great technologies for everyday social and business sparking a conservative third-party challenger. purposes. JMU Office of International Pro- speaker and a tireless campaigner who is accepted by prominent COnM #He could choose a popular current or former governor from a battle- vatives like Sean Hannity. who endorsed him in the primaries grams networks through these media, as well. ground state like Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty. Florida's Charlie Crist. Grill I Although it's unlikely that Romney can deliver his home state of Massa- "Obviously technology has greatly affected predecessor Jeb Bush or Pennsylvania's Tom Ridge. The main criterion for chusetts, it's possible that he could help McCain win traditional Democratic us in all areas, and international communica- choosing a running mate is whether that person can deliver something to the states like his birth state ol Michigan. Nevada, which has a large Mormon tion is no exception." said Study Abroad Advi- campaign. A move like this could win over a key state that his campaign is population and New Hampshire, where both men are very populai sor Kelly Poppen. "Through technology, stu- concerned about, but it would be risky, especially if he chose Crist or Pawlen- A McCain/Romney ticket is by far the mast formidable of any pairing dents are able to register for their JMU courses ty, who aren't well-known outside of their states. the Republican Party can offer, and with the Republicans i.u-ing an uphill from overseas, and they have instant access to Rklge would be an attractive choice; he's still very popular in his home battle in November, it would be the most likely pairing to defeat what I their families and the JMU/OIP staff." state and if there is one northeastern state that coukl go for McCain this year, expect to be either a Barack Obama/Bill Richardson or Hillary Clinton/ Thomas Lavenir. assistant director of it's definiteh Pennsylvania. He would match well with McCain IHI1 he is a Wealej CUrk ticket, 10thai makes it the right one. International Student and Scholar Beivluea moderate which could aggravate conservatives. Bush has a strong record as Tony Spadaccia is u freshman political science and husiness man- uses communication technologies to work governor but his last name hkek makes him unelectable agement major. with international students as well. "Since I have been working at JMU (January 2004) I nave created MSN, Yahoo and AIM accounts, and one in particular that was definitely work Breeze Perspectives MARTIN STEGCR,

Submit Ihirts & Puts online at thebreeze.org or e-mail A"thanks-for-not-darting-your-own-rnistake" pat to the A ■we-niav-liave-(hc-lowest-gradc-in-lab,-but-vve re-sucking- to bree/edpu. hot 11mil.com. Harts & Pats are submiltnl thousands of people who get parking tickets but don't feel the together" pat to my biologygroup, who even though we're failing anonynunisly and are printed on a space-available Ixt- need to write a dart. still never give up and dedicate live days a week to trying lo pass sis Submissions ore based upon one person's opinion PrOffl a senior who had ti> pick up a second job lo pay for all Fhvn your hit purttnr who thinks itsynxit that ur still tiysu hard of a given situation, person or event, and do not her tickets, but realizes thai she could have paid off her student necessarily reflect the truth. loans if she just parked where she was supposed to. A "thanks-for -listening to m\ alwavs -lame and-random- atoriaa' pal to nrj friend who always listens to me even when A"morc-professors-should-be-like-you" pat to mv history 1111 [anting about pirates and hippies professors who have helped me ennrmouslv throughout my From your friend, who appreciates you mMjudging the graduate school application process things that come out of her mouth. From your student who appreciates how much time you've dedicated to assisting her and will miss you greatly when she

graduates. You-desrnr'-m-11 .ill to put their tnyeaway. From a spiriteit senior who hopes you learn sonic class atJMi' A "we-love-the-Pig!" pat to The Smokin' Pig for creating a A "please-put-this-ridiculous-fad-to-rest" dart to the vast dog-friendly atmosphere by bringing out a water bowl to my dog number of JMU girls who religiously sport Ugg boots and span- during one of Harrisonburg's recent hot days. dex like their lives depend on it A"thanks-for-making-me-smile"pat lo the people in a red From a graduate and a lo-year-old chocolate lab who think From a pui/led junior who wonders whether you would Tovot.i Celica blaring The Circle of Life.*' you're part of what makes Harrisonhurg great. commit murder if MIX told you it was fashionable. PrOffl ofellow "l.ion King"enthusiast. 8 Thursday, Morch 27, 2008 www.ttMbreeze.ors The Breeze SEATTLE: Sollies' Off The Wire | mmnkarn.hjmnMhsi^i Letters to the Editor An invitation to "No Drive Day" On April 2, JMU's Clean Energy Coalition is hosting an event called "No Drive Day" to promote use of alternative transportation. Teaming up with the Harrisonburg Depart- state should spark ment of Public Transportation. theCKC is ottering up a cor- is the mission nucopia of prizes: T-shirts for bus riders, refreshments for cyclists and pedestrians and a chance to win free prizes for anvone not arriving at school in a single-occupancy vehicle. The greater purpose of the event is to show students that concern alternative transportation is its own reward. Whether you walk, bike or take the bus, using alterna- SUmf.fnmMt./ accom plished tive transportation is easier than most people realize, and the savings really add up. Vehicles are least efficient (hiring the NBA title in 1979. BLOOMINOTON. lad. - Last week was short bouts of city driving, so there is a good chance those Though St-atlU' may not be considered .1 tmr the hlth annivetsiin of the United States' yet? couple of miles you drive lo class each day arc costing more sports city, its fans arc among the most I.A.II in all of invasion of Iraq. The war has turned out than you think. By leaving your car at home, you can save sports. They proudly support the Seahawks - who play to be the single most divisive issue in the Americans about how the Iraq war should money on gas, save time in your daily commute and reduce in the NFL's loudest stadium - and Mariners, with the nation today, as well as the frontrunner end. Half of the nation would believe we your environmental footprint Sonics coming as no exception: Sonirs fans drowned for "thing President George W. Bush will should pull all troops out of Iraq imme- With warmer weather on the way, it's the perfect time out the PA system during player introductions 10 tin' be most remembered for." The war's im- diately, no matter what happens as a con- to ditch your car keys and get some fresh air on your way 1996 NBA Finals, among other feats. portance cannot be understated, from the sequence of that. The other half believes to class. And buses run rain or shine, so April showers are According to thesportsnenmrkcom. the Sonics nm«T\ and bravery of soldiers and their that our troops should stay in the Middle no excuse to revert back to old habits. 1 encourage everyone maintain healthy attendance this season, despite a f.unilus. lo the effects on politics and so- East until Iraq is a responsible constitu- to help the CEC make this event a success on April 2, and terrible record and the looming threat of relocation. da! relations at home, to the effects on tional democracy and can join NATO. to make alternative transportation a part of your everyday ESPN's JA. Adande recently reported that j. (oo fans America's image abroad. I'm going to give the American people showed up to watch a practice. These fans deserve to It has been a significant issue in the more credit than I usually do - which is a keep their team, but the powers that be seem to think presidential races, though not nearly as decision 1 will regret the next time I hear Amanda Reinholtz otherwise. central as it was in the 2006 midterm "Two and a Half Men': America's number senior, geographic science major NBA commissioner l>avid Stem has been com elections. All of the candidates have bad one comedy!" in a commercial. placent at best Bill Simmons of hSPS.com writes tint to make strong statements about how I don't think most people really believe Stem seems to be OK with the mow Stem is the best they will handle Iraq - Sen. Hillary Clinton either course of action is smart or respon- Introducing more recycling options (and perhaps only) person to stop this move; however, originally voted tor the war but has MIHV sible, or that either one could possibly work As a result of the dart published in The Breeze a few he has shown no intention of doing so. which makes for come to the new party line of opposition: out for the well-being ol anyone involved. weeks ago about the lack of recycling in Carrier Library's a bleak outlook. Stem plans to visit Oldahom.i c it\ hi 1 Sen. Barack Ohama uses his constant If U.S. troops were to leave Iraq tomor- public areas, JMU Recycling contacted the library about in this month as part of the Sonics' proposed move. All of opposition to the war as an anti-Clinton row, it's highly likely - as much as it pains stalling recycling bins. I'd like to announce that as of now. this sets a terribk' stage that shoukl madden any sports weapon, claiming he has better judgment; me to say this - that the small amount of recycling bins have been placed near the lobby and n It 1 fan, no matter the location or affiliation. Sen. John McCain has said that the war is order our fighting men and women have ence area on the first floor, and more are coming soon on Why should we. here in Virginia, rare about what winnahle, and he's willing to stay as long died for would evaporate, and Iraq would other floors. happens in Seattle? As Simmons (mints out, "if it hap- as it takes to do so. and, while we're at it, be worse than it was under Saddam Hus- Our library staff has been dedicated to recycling office pens to the Sonics. it could ha|i|H'ii to vour team."Should we might as well bomb Iran. sein. On the other hand, with so much of paper, bottles and cans since the early 199ns. We also re- Stem allow this move, it would Ml a precedent in favor Considering the American people were our fighting force mired in Iraq, it can't be evilc waste paper from our printers and copiers. As the re- of any particularly greedy team owners, the money-hun- told that this woukl be a relatively short con- used for other things. The war, or at least sult of an initiative by the EARTH student organization, the gry businessmen who may try to forcibly rob a city of its flict, and that we were told that the mission our involvement in it. has to end eventu- libraries now purchase recycled paper for our officea Ud cherished possession. Plus, any kgal battles that result was accomplished in May 2003, it seems that ally. A responsible, measured (Milling-out public printing. We also have a large recycling reeepinh from this could affect rulings on future professional the fifth anniversary of the war is as good a offerees will be needed. outside Carrier Library's mam entrance, However, we have franchise moves, even in other leagues. Finally, fandom time as any to discuss an exit plan. Discuss- Five years hasn't been enough to ac- been remiss in providing other recycling options in the is universal, regardless ol the sjx.rt citv. or region. It ing this before the war started would have complish the mission in Iraq. And for the building for our users isn't hard to feel pity for fellow fans 111 tins situation. beengoixl. (<«>. hut it's a bit late for that DOM sake of our troops. I hope it won't take Carrier Library's food and drink policy has evolved over What can we do to help Seattle keep its team? To If one allows cable news to dictate the another five. time as well. We recentK revised our policy to allow snacks start with, we can leant. There is much more informa- truth of public opinion, it would seem Thomas Wachtel is a student at Indi- (hut not hot, smelly meals) and drinks in covered contain- tion out there, and sites like SuivOwSanics.org and that there are two basic opinions among ana University in Bloomington. Ind. ers. This will bring Carrier Library in line with the policy Sealtlepi.com are good places to start. Bill Simmons' planned for the new East Campus Library, which will have a columns on the subject can be found on ESPN.com. All Java City coffee bar in the building. We want JMU libraries of those sites have ideas and ways to help. The NBAs The Opinion section is looking to be a comfortable place to study, and we appreciate our Web site also has an e-mail form that anyone can use users' assistance in keeping our spaces clean and neat. after a quick registration. for an artistic, creative cartoonist JMU has thousands of sports fans. All of us sh< ajjd be concerned. 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IYWISSHAW tioned his ultimate goal for next season numer- NCAA tournament in the 1993-94 season. Mfli wr.t#r ous times: to finish with a winning record. It was Athletic Director Jeff Bourne hired Brady after something he stressed for 2008-09, planning to what he called a "broad and very thorough" search On Wednesday afternoon at the Convocation accomplish in his first season what Keener failed with the hopes that Madison could return to that Center a new era for JMU men's basketball began to do in four. success. as incoming coach Matt Brady was introduced in "We're not going to win a national champion- "[Brady] has an uncanny ability to develop front of a crowd of about 100 people. ship next year. I'm sorry," Brady told the crowd players to a higher level. He recruits extromel) well After Dean Keener's four years at the helm, with a chuckle. His expectations are realistic and but he makes kids better at the same time," Bourne during which the Dukes went an abysmal 31-85, his logical view on the program was taken favor- said. "[Next season) I expect our team to pla\ hard followers of the team are ready for a change. ably by JMU fans that just want to see their team and to play without a lot of mistakes " Many members of the Madison community succeed. Brady stressed defense and recruiting in his were on hand at the Convo to welcome Brady in his "I'm cautiously optimistic (about next season]," speech, something Parkhurst found important in new tenure, including students, faculty and fellow sophomore Kenny Parkhurst said, who was in at- a coach. JMU coaches. Brady left a positive first impression tendance for Brady's introduction. "I'm not going After he finished publicly addressing the crowd, on much of the crowd. in expecting a 20-win season and a CAA champi- Brady was seen talking with JMU football coach "I'm impressed," junior Kevin Boiling said af- onship, but I can definitely see .1 winning season. I Mickey Matthews. The positive impression he left ter Brady spoke and answered questions for mer I think it's something that should happen." on the JMU student body also impacted Madison's half an hour. "I'm really looking forward to a good JMU had a successful program in the late '80s most prominent coach. EMU IM ftfphrt|N|k team next year and I'm really hoping thai we can and early '90s. Madison reached the National In- "I think he's very positive," Matthews said. "He New JMU bcsketboll coadi Matt Brady (left) folks with JMU get a strong defense in place to go with our offense vitation Tournament in four consecutive seasons, obviously has an idea of what he wants to get done football (oa

AARON TFWfcP' photon Virginia Itch intentionally walked JMU |unior designated hitter lee lujikowski in the bottom of the first inning with runners on second and third base Wrrh only one out, freshman third boseman McKinnon longston lined into one of Madison s five double ploys Double plays foil a dubious offense JMU falls to slumping Hokies Baseball handles the swings

BYIIMO'KEEFE three out of four games at CHd Dominion last IYJACKMCAULEY weekend Marten Tuesday in relief and pitched staff wriwr weekend. Despite their re- staff writer Madison's closer in the ninth inning. All three cent struggles, the Dukes si niggled at times. The brisk wind swirling around Mauck Sta- remain upbeat. A week ago the JMU baseball team was "The one thing you need to do is just fill dium was not the only thing that stung as the "We got our [butts] sharp, winning eight of its first nine games in up the zone and I thought I did a decent lob JMU baseball team hosted Virginia Tech on handed to us, but we got the Colonial Athletic Association and 14 of the at that,"junior pitcher Kurt Houck said. "They Tuesday. The Dukes gave up 19 hits en route a new day and new team season's first 18. Since then, the Dukes have were able to get a couple decent hits off me. to an 18-11 loss to the Hokies. tomorrow," JMU coach lost four of six games, falling to 16-7 overall You just (have| to come in and do what's ex- "I felt like we were ready to go, but it was Spanky McFarland said. and 9-3 in the conference. pected." just one of those days." JMU junior right field- Madison cut the lead Madison's struggles continued Tuesday The (earns combined for 14 liits over the er Brett Sellers said. "I think we just need to to 12-11 in the eighth in- night against Virginia Tech, as the Dukes lost nine innings and saw an additional 21 players get back to work on the basics ning with a Brett Garner 18-11 in an offensive showcase. reach base because of walks, errors or players The Hokies snapped a 12-game losing KBI sacrifice fly. but that Vu While part of what the Dukes had done so hit by pilch. Madison had numerous opportu- streak as JMU committed three errors and was the closest the Dukes well this season was pitch strong enough to nities to control the game but never took ad- grounded into five double plays. Madison (16- came. Led by second baseman Matt Hacker's win games in the later innings, Madison has vantage. After JMU jumped out to a 3-0 lead. 7) remains in second place in (he CAA, but allowed 70 runs in the last six games Tuesday's loss comes in the wake of dropping seeBASEIALl.pogel4 JMU coach Spanky McFarland used two see PITCHING page 14

Scoring mark set by Young and matched by Evans in two games

Tamera Young broke the JMU scoring record of 35 points in a game Thursday against Radford, (CTDjfibS setting the new mark at 38 in the first round of the National Invitation Tournament. The senior for- ward made 14 of 24 shots as Madison won 80-58, advancing to play at Indiana in the second round of the NIT. After Young set the record at 38. JMU fresh- man guard Dawn Evans tied that mark Saturday at Indiana in an 86-81 overtime win. Evans made 10 of 19 shots and was i2-of-i2 from the free throw line as JMU rallied from a 34-31 halftime deficit. The Dukes earned the right to play at Kentucky on Wednesday in the NITs third round. CAIW OfiMU/ctwtay ef Nftj *«n mfte -from staff reports 1 1 Even vtni 31 toints et Indiana, tying lanwa YMMCJ'S rend wt tm toys earlier 14 Thursdoy, Morch 27, 2008 www.thebreeze.org The Breeze

BASEBALL: Dukes 16-7 after 84 win over VMI BRADY: New era beqins MKUll.frMiptgt 13 B»«IAUf,«np,9.l3 JMU offensivelyoftWcly. He leadsleads the llukes[hikes with a eonf.™~. .i.u,..,.. -»..._. . ** two Kill, Virginia Tech scored six runs in c'inteii-nce title hunt. IMDT. from front ■I- I average anil eight home runs through long way in buikling continuity be- tin top "i the ninth Inning to don on) the "You are going to go through good times Tuesday's game |(,. k,(.l up In, hot pace To leave behind players it's re- tween the current players and the game. and bad times, but the ke\ lltoataj IllgHlmi ally the one part of college basket- by knocking out two home runs and adding and weather the storm," McFarland said incoming stall Brady is certain Both pitching units struggled in tin- three Kill against the Hokies ball that I was really not prepared that at least Iwi ol his dim-Marist game that had ,i combined ^o nins and 34 "Unlike footliall where you have a week to "The key |to my hitting) is that I'm not for quite frankly." Brady said. assistants will join him is with ris mis JMU starter John Mini-one gave up six think about a loss, we get to play the next thinking about my stats and I'm just Irving aLs jn aim- m-ver got to play under Brady and ing around a team that went 31-85 transferred to JMU after two sea- under previous coach I x-.in Keener sous in Philadelphia - who resigned at the conclusion of "F.wrybody's been asking me PITCHING: Has given up 70 runs in 6 qames the 2007-08 season. qni-.tii>n.s about him." Jalloh said. But before breaking clown X's "I think cvcl\bn inducted Into lb Hal of Fame in and cleared the wall to cut the Hokies land to out." Yon owe people the opportu- 1993- I still M like we are in really good inl\ lo hear what they have los.iv.' four. Once again though. Tech answered right The JMU offense was not the only area HI-IX-K.HI his coaching career in shape," Sellers, who 11. iw has eight homemns sud using iiiiuor guard Pierre Cur- iik mil s,and four nins in the seventh that struggled Tuesday as the Ihikcs' defense 10K7, spending iw„ years as an as Thai's devastating." Sellers said, who and 21 KHI on the seas,,,,, said ■'Fycnnncis ds "I'm not gonna judge the man -isi.ini at Kluxie Island before mov- had three errors on a wry windy day Main still playing hard and I just think well turn after one day." 'unshed the game with two home nins "You ing on to Wagner for four wars and players wen- out of position and an Injury to it around " One connection that could go a St. Josephs tor It veals

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