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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the College Publications at Digital Commons @ Columbia College Chicago. It has been accepted for inclusion in Columbia Chronicle by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons @ Columbia College Chicago. THE COLUMBIA COLLEGE HRONICLE THE EYES AN D EARS OF COLUMBIA FEBRUA RY II, 1992 College president faces final term Other than the four years he A Chronicle exclusivi: An interview with Mike Alexandroff spent in the army, Chicago has By Elizabeth Rodriguez barely reached 200. In August, Alexandroff will been Alexandroffs permanent SU!fWrittr The vision has become a retire after a 30-year tenure as home. He attended Wilson reality. A college with an open president and a 41-year as­ Junior College, the University At the age of 42, Mirron admissions policy focusing on sociation with Columbia. of Chicago and received his "Mike" Alexandroff gave up arts and communication, Columbia arose from what B.S. in psychology from his ambition to play second Columbia's enrollment has in­ Alexandroff anticipated as the Roosevelt University. base for a major league creased to more than 7,000 direction of American higher Alexandroffs association with baseball team. As his dream undergraduate and graduate education. The mid-19605 was Columbia began in 1951 as a faded, a new vision filled the students. a time of great vitality in psychologist in the guidance void. MColumbia's growth was a American life, he said, par­ center. He became the school's Alexandroff had a vision of point of view which I had sin­ ticularly among young people gularly," Alexandroff said as a See ALEXANDROFF higher education, one that was coming out of the civil rights Page3 more democratic and more in­ cloud of smoke from his ever­ and women's movements. clusive than had existed present cigarette circled his before, a higher education that head. '1 don't mean there were had a candid "occupational no contributions by others, be­ Presidential Update: consequence," or payoff. cause there were, but That was nearly 30 years ago nonetheless the focused way Library commissioner front runner when Columbia's enrollment has certainly been my own." Bv Art Golab formed that I am no ianger part EdJtor of the process." Brown expressed disap­ State slashes student aid Chicago Public Library Com­ pointment at not being named to each student." receive $i,540 for the spring missioner John Duff is on the to the post, and said he got the Vivian P. Panou bad news from an employee of SUJff Wriltr The State Sd1olarship semester, a $210 cut. inside track to become the next Commission decided Friday, Joanne Morton, a Columbia president of Columbia College. Heidrick and Struggles, a The state of Illinois is drown­ Jan. 31 that all sprir.g a wards film student who was awarded Members of the college recruiting firm hired by ing in past due bills, and Gov. be cut by 12 percent immedi­ the $3,500 last fall, said she presidential search committee Columbia to assi;t in the Jim Edgar is cutting college ately, said Robert Clement, can't afford it. would not comment, but sour­ search. students' financial aid so the ISSC's director of public infor­ "I'm angry! It's really bad ces close to Duff told the Representatives of the firm state can begin to catch its mation. A "full need" student that Gov. Edgar can take Chronicle he is definitely a can­ refused to comment. breath. taking 12 or more hours who 'promised' money away from didate and is a m ong the Columbia Executive Vice Students who have applied was promised $3,500 last fall us!" she said. "Luckily, I was finalists under consideration. President Bert Gall, who is on for the Monetary Award Pro­ ($1,750 per semester) will now able to get another s~ho larship One high-level library board the search committee and gram, will be affected by the this spring. "The state hasn't from an outside source." staffer said, "I wouldn' t be at would not comment on budget cuts. Students already canceled them, just reduced Being a film stuJent isn' t all surprised if Columbia picks specifics, said that he hopes the in the MAP program will them." he said. easy, Morton said. The projects him(DufO." committee will be at.le to name receive 12 percent less in aid The MAP scholarship is take a lot of time, and the last Duff's chances of getting the a new president by March or this semester because of the awarded to full-time and part­ thing she wants to Jo is work nod were given a boost when April. President Mike cuts, according to John Olino, time students by the state. '1t's full-time. another leading candidate for Alex<>.ndroff is slatcJ to retire -Columbia's financial aid ad­ a _need-based award," Olino " I worked at Columbia's the post, former Malcolm X August 31, 1992. I visor. said.The formula is race-blind. financial aid department for College President Dr. Milton Duff, who earns $100,000 as ' ' Olino said the 1,700 students It's an analysis of the number See AID Brown, said he was out of the <::ee TJPDATE who received aid last fall will of members in a family and Page7 running. Brown told the receive only a reduced portion monetary resources available Chronicle: "I have been in- Page3 Teachers talk 'Multiculturalism'­ can it work at Columbia? ~~smith Chronicle Analysis all on how to I I. actuallymake the concept work here. Like many colleges across the Applying multicultural- ism to the country, Columbia is beginning to curriculum at Columbia would mean recognize the need to incorporate other more than adding a few classes. The cultures into its curriculum. administration would have to propose It's called multicultural education, a program that would give the perspec­ and some teachers here say Columbia tives of many cultures and should start to implement the concept, backgrounds to the historical, literary but that's easier said than done, ac­ and visual art forms taught at Colum­ cording to an informal survey bia: conducted by a journalism Interpretat­ Another more controversial ap­ tive Reporting class. proach, which has been tried at the During the week of Jan. 10, students University of California at Berkley Interviewed 17 full-time faculty mem­ would be to make certain classes, like bers and there was· a strong consensus African-American or Asian History that Columbia, on the whole, has al­ manditory for all. ready made a commitment to According to the college's mission multicultural education. However, statement, "Columbia's intent is to edu­ most felt a lot remains to be done to A reflectiOn of our past. Student• cerefulty dlaplay Mveral African art cate students who will communicate pleceafor the exhlbh In 1M 11th St. Gallery. The event lain celebration of actually apply multiculturalism to the See MULTICULTURAL Black Ht.tory Month. See fMture .,.;.. for more detalla. For a complete liberal education offered at Columbia llatlng of avanta throughout the month, turn to .,_ge 2. and there was not much agreement at Page 7

Read Theresa Volpe's lntervlew ...pages 4 & 5 Read Jenny Dervin on page 2 and Japan had better watch out!. .. page 6 PACE 2 C H R 0 N I C L E fEBRL.-\R) 17, Jllll2

BLACK HISTORY MONTH CALENDAR Jenny Dervin Power." Exhibit of more than American genealogy work­ With February comes Black 75 masks and sculptures. shop . H.1 ro ld Washington Page Two History Month, a time to reflect Columbia College Art Gallery, Libra ry Center (400 South and celeb rate the accomplish­ n E. 11th St., 10 a. m. to 4 p.m. State St.). All day. ments of African-Americans. Free Admission. Events are taking place Tuesd.ty, Feb. 25 Lecture: Attention Adverti 5ing Students: You are the next to ~o. throughout the city. Listed belaw Tuesd.ty, Feb. 18 Reading: Ancestral Legacy/ The African The current American trend is to bash lawyers a nd~ ,malists. are a few events going on in and "We Are All The Black Boy," Impulse in African-American These two profe5sions arc the toxic waste of the middk ld Cultura l Center, 78 E. management. Hokin Center, p.m. that daddy lost his job because people are buying clothes made Washington Street. Free Ad­ 12:30 p.m. to 2:30p.m. in other countries? Did anyone stop to ask if daddy had a history m iSSIOn . Saturday, Feb. 29 Malcolm of showing up for work late and hung over? Did a1 .yone say Frid.ty, Feb. 21 . Lecture: X seminar. Panel discussions: anything about the house the family was living in? Could it be Feb. 10-27 Cabrini "Horace Pippin-The Gift of 'Why should people read the they were living beyond their means? Creates." Art exhibition show­ Simplicity." Art Institute of bio of Ma lcolm X?" "How does And the all-time favorite: Feminine hygiene ads. "II s fresh as casing the talents of children Chicago, Michigan at Adams, Malcolm X represent radical who are taking part in the 12:15 p.m. to 1:00 p.m. Free black traditions?" "Can Mal­ a country lane after a spring shower." That result wouiJ be mud, Cabrini Creates tutoring pro­ Admission. colm X help us to solve the as anyone who has been out in the country after a spriPg shlnl£er gram. The exhibit is titled : crisis of education?" Harold can tell you. I don't care if you' re Picasso. There is no way you "Where I' m From, Where I'm Frid.ty, feb. 21 Movie: Washington Library Center. can dress up a tampon commercial. Going." Hokin Center. "Racism on Campus." Hokin Call for times, 747-4882. And am I supposed to believe that after a pee-wee football Center, 12:00 p.m. to 2:00p.m. game, the coach takes everybody to McDonald's? My brother Monday, Feb. 17 • Mar. 13 was in pee-wee football, and the only place he went after the "African Ritual Art/ The S.tturday, feb. 22 African- Compiled by Nancy Thart game was straight home to a nice hot bath. In the future, television executives should consider the jux­ taposition of ads and the shows they advertise on. For instance, on 'The Joan Rivers Show," she had people who were grossly overweight who had found a measure of self-pride. Cut to a commercial for New Day Centers. The chick on the screen is saying, "I' m fat and I can't control my food." The di~mbodied voice says, "You are not alone. There is help." I bet I wasn't the only one a little peeved during the Gulf Mini-War last year, when political puppets insisted the issue was not oil, and then the first commercial you sec is for a jeep Wrangler, or worse, a japanese Lexus. The gas-guzzling status symbols for the lemmings of America. Future advertisers of Columbia, please please ple.1se think before you promote. Does this world really need Lee lacocca in a trench coat stroking a Crysler La Baron and telling the :1udience he just spent a lli.ll.i.ondollars on a new research and de\ d opment complex? Could someone pull him aside and explain that his salary is just too much for someone who is so out of l.•dCh with reality? And what about this dangerous addiction to celebri\)' spokes­ manship? ls Michael jordan over-exposed or i'..lJat? Th e Gatorade commercial is classic; "Like Mike, I want to be like Mike." Hallmark has preserved its reputation by continually produc­ ing tear-jerkers and happy little spots with children and puppies. We know we're being manipulated, but what the hell. The ads Barbara Tomko, make us feel good, and if there's only one lesson in ad \'ertising, Writing Team Coordinator, audltlona actora for ''Behind the~" it's to make the audience feel good. I don't know how you would get around that rule when the product is Kaopectate or Milk of Magnesia, but it has been done before with other bathroom products. A challenge to the Marketing/ Communication DepJrtrnent: How would JlOU advertise differently? Would you skirt around OBSERVE THE the issue, like the Energizer Bunny 7 Would you play on emotions like Hallmark? Would you tell the truth? (Sorry, I can' t think of WARNING SIGNS. any product that tells the truth in its advertising. Truth is boring, I guess.) Some commercials are pretty close to art. Like the ~ . ubaru ad with a bunch of people explaining what their car s;.ys about them. "I'm the product of superior genes." The spokesman says, " If your car improves your status with your neighbors, then you live among snobs." Hurray! I'm going to buy a Subaru just because !like that ad. You can tell the demographics of the show you're w.•tching by the ads. "Northern Exposure's" main audience is whit~ women. Thi s upsets my dad a little, because the barrage or tampon commercials does not speak to him. Oprah Winfrey caters to black women. The same tampon commercials, only the actresses are black. Or African-American, whichever you prefer. So how 'bout it, Marketing/ Communication? Am I wrung in my criticisms? Am I blaming the wrong people? Show me t1 "~ way. If you have chest pa11lastng t\'10 m1nutes or more. see a doctor. 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faculty that Alexandroff has at­ Alexandroff said. "She has ministrator at Seton Hall in ALEXANDROFF tracted, which among others been enormously good for UPDATE 1960. From page 1 includ es, the music Columbia and it could not From page 1 In 1981 the Massachusetts department's William Russo, have been done without her." Board of Regents of Higher president in 1963. the dance department's Shirley Another family presence at library commissioner , is Education appointed Duff chan­ The responsibilities and Mordine, and journalism's Nat Columbia is Norman credited with overseeing the cellor, putting him in charge of obligations of a college presi­ Lehrman. Those hired by Alexandroff, one of successful completion of the the state's 29 colleges, univer­ dent are immeasurable, and Alexandroff were given the Alexandroff' s three children, new Harold Washington sities and community colleges. the rewards can be consider­ freedom to be creative. who is the supervisor of media Central Library building. A 1985 Chicago T, ibune ar­ able. But the task is sometimes "The best thing Mike has relations at Columbia. Duff, 61, has been library ticle described Duff as a "a difficult and undesirable. done is follow his instincts, Alexandroff stressed that the commissioner since 1985, but politically astute cc,llege ad­ " My presence in this job which are pretty good. He at­ presence of his wife and his he has plenty of academic ex­ ministrator who usC'S charm could be called accidenta l," tracted the right people at the son's position at Columbia are perience. He began a career as and wit to salve delicate egos Alexandroff said. "I never right time," Lehrman said. not to be understood even a college teacher and ad- and solve difficult problems:· would have chosen it. You be­ Lehrman was working at re motely as a "famih come involved in decisions Pluybay Magazin~ in 1963 enterprise." which you may feel are right when he first met Alexandroff. Now 69, Alexandroff said he and necessary but they don't Lehrman taught creative writ­ is tired physically. He said he p hony, the racetrack, and a television I radio broadcast­ represent perfect kindness and ing part-time in 1%7 and 1%8. cannot perform with the same serving on a "few" boards. ing student. "His name rings a affection for all individuals at "I cam e here because of Mike. alacrity as he did 20 years ago. There are students at Colum­ bell," said Leslie Foster, a any given moment. I almost He personally cares about jour­ Alexandroff's love for bia who don't know who junior majoring in marketing fell into it and was the n nalism and it wouldn't be a baseball will occupy some of Alexandroff is and there are communications. embraced by it." department if it wasn't for his time during retirement. A those who say his name "rings But John Mulvany, chairman There are others who can at- Mike, journalists are a type of Chicago White Sox and a bell." There was a time when of the photography and art tes t to Alexandroff's celebrity to him," Lehrman C hicago Cub season ticket Alexandroff knew just about d epartment, said access to benevolence. said. "I r

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By Theresa Volpe slippe Ftslturts Editor knowt host < "I used to d o Wayne (the character) televis at parties in kitchens to make girls "Simo1 laugh . I'm an introvert and very shy. It was It was a way to meet girls," said City. "Saturday Night live" regular Mike straye Myers. That's how he explains how promo his character Wayne Campbell, a "I've heavy metalloid guy who hosts his Waym own cable access show, developed 12.l l'E from a pick-up line, to a regular, suc­ talk th cessful skit on SNL and now into a tween full-fledged m ovie just released on 12 and - ~ GALLERY OPENING Paramount pictures. receiv Myers was in Chicago on Jan. 31 at portun the Four Seasons Hotel, where he a m<>Vl Experience the held a press conference to promote to use . his first movie, 'Wayne's World." knew The press conference consisted of col­ ou~" h power of African art lege students, reporters and, keeping The with the theme of 'Wayne's World," charac By Alison Pryor Cameroon, Upper Volta, and a few cable access wanna-be's. to foil 514/f Write ~ ~ .. the Ivory Coast. With his sh ort, higlr-lighted red career The personal collections of hair, a preppy sweater and a bottle of Toront The Columbia College Art Linda and Wilbur Tuggle, An­ seltzer water in his hand, Myers just where Gallery has installed a n excit­ thony Pantano, and John didn't ln" lr like a heavy-metal dude to .th ing new exhibition. The show, Mulvany, chai rman of the pho­ from Aurora, ll. Wayne had to be Staii!S ; entitled THE POWER: AFRI­ tography departme nt and hiding somewhere? . "l tii CAN RITUAL ART, w ill guest curator of the show, arc Altho u g h he appeared tired World open to the public on Mon­ what make up this exhibition. (wiping the sleep out of his eyes the C. day, Feb. 17 and will run A panel discussion will take maybe five minutes before the inter­ Musk, through March 13. place at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, view) and was nursing a cold, Myers nerll> I African culture is the inspi· Feb. 19 at 5:30 p.m. in the Gal­ an swered questions, often hideous a.m. to ra ti onal theme for this show, lery. and red unda nt ones, politely. He When whi ch will present an artisti c The Gallery hours arefrom 10 waved at the carywras, grinning in his Now view of Africa and its people. a. m. to 4 p.m. Monday through chimp-like, goofy Wayne fa ce. Myers The show is comprised of Friday. lt is locatt>d at 72 E. 11th ll 1is (the press con fe ren ce) is so teleVI ' masks and other objects d'art St. For more information please wei rd," h e s a id a few times. (Gild.1 from throughout the AfTican call 66>-1600 Ext. 110 or 663- Th roug h o ut the i n te r v ie w he cornJI'• continent, including Mali, 5554. Photographs C>t991 William C. Frederldn FEBRUARY 17, 1992 FEATURES · -.';~~-~ p~~ Not a typical X'ayne's World greasy spoon partied out

:idt Garth, two night he finds the girl of his big time. Wayne and Garth arms. Wayne Campbell is fans who host a dreams, Cassandra (Tia Car­ jump at the chance. But Ol­ . now on a mission; to get his ~55 cable show rere), the Cantonese lead iver plans only to use show back and win back Cas­ 1e's basement. singer of a heavy metal band, Wayne's show as a vehicle to sandra. Sound confusing ? It am mainly con­ Crucial Taunt. Since Wayne promote a sleazy video ar­ really isn't. tiligs that Wayne still lives at home and has no cade business, making Although the movie does .re interested in: serious source of income, tak­ "Wayne's World a real drag." have its truly funny mo­ en and sex, not ing her home is out of the While the show is in pro­ ments, I found my mind and that order. The question. He begins to study duction, Wayne tries to get a attention span wandering than 10 minutes, the Cantonese culture and video made for his girl- early on (not a good sign). >it ideal for those There are some funny mo­ 1ttention spans. ments (riding around in an ¢'also manages AMC Pacer-the Mirthmo­ between toasted bread. bile-listening to Queens By Annesa Lacey W!rial fresh and Cormpondmt Then there is the $4.25 turkey "Bohemian Rhapsody") but club with crisp bacon that ac­ tere the movie not enough to sustain this There is nothing worse than tually meets the length of the Even though it's comedy for the short hour a crowd, I think. But if a good bread, and includcti lettuce, hou and a half, and a half. meal can come along with it, mayonnaise and tomato on 'I1Jin as much as Despite the weak writing maybe a crowd isn't so bad. white toast. does. and predictable plot, the The 8th Street Deli is a perfect Big spenders can get a terrib­ movie (directed movie does deliver some example. ly dry butt~ sandwich for Spheeris-'The great supporting perform­ The name is certainly fitting, $5.95, served open-faced on a Door," "Subur­ . ances (Lara Flynn Boyle as but do not be fooled, for the hard (how fitting) roll with let­ !XIuced by SNL Wayne's psycho ex-girl­ word deli this case does not tuce and tomato, and includes me Michaels) language and wins her heart friend's band. Oliver is more friend). Some recognition exactly mean a cheap eat. french fries. :l Wayne Camp­ over by perfecting the lan­ then eager to help the band must be given to Dana Carvey The deli, in which you must If you're on a tight life in suburban guage. A scene where Wayne and Cassandra... into bed that who plays the unassertive wait to be seated, looks like a budget, a good bet is the is speaking Cantonese makes is. Meanwhile back on th~:set, Garth perfectly- timid dia­ spacious lounge---i!specially soup and a half for $2.95. It ty. sweet for old for an interesting laugh: Oliver has completely sand­ logue and unexpected facial up front-where you can have is only served between 11 :30 nJises the local Wayne is not without bagged Wayne (Wayne expressions. A nice recovery a meal or a drink. a.m. and 2 p.m. .onutshopand a dreams. He would like to do signed away production from his previous stinker, "Op­ The Deli definitely had large The dessert list is long and as rock dub) and "Wayne's World" for a liv­ rights) and the show, so portunity Knocks." gatherings in mind, for the spa­ varied as the beverage list. s friends, and of · ing. He fin!llly gets his big Wayne quits and cuts ties It would be unfair, of course, cious, semi-square shaped For those of you who are flat his immensely chance when a sleazy pro­ with Oliver. When he urges tocomparetheSNLsldtand the booths could accomodate up to broke, a definite best bet would ~c access show, ducer, Benjamin Oliver (Rob Cassandra todothesame,she full length movie. TheSNLskit a party of seven comfortably. be to stick with a beverage. >rid." While out Lowe) sees Wayne's show refuses and a fight ensues always left me wanting more. There are primarily large They serve coffee...-.05 cents, night life one and offers him a chance at the sending her into Oliver's The movie made me want out. gatherings in the 8th Street Deli and the choices range up to hot for most of the day, but at the chocolate with whipped cream same time, it is actually pos­ for 95 cents, that is perfectly sible to carry on an intelligent warm and filling in the chilly conversation with your fellow weather. ces Wayne to the silver screen diners, without having to raise The service borders on the your voice. swift, and, finally, is served ped into several of his better aired.) show because he had friends in The Deli primarily special­ with a smile. wa characters-"Dieter," the "I wanted to be on SNL since I was Toronto who did cable access. izes in sandwiches. Something I'm not used to of the German avant-garde eleven. It was my dream," he said. . "It seemed the best way to do it on A triple decker club being subjected to. vision show, MSprockets," and On his last day of high school SNL because you need one set (the sandwich like the ham and If you want to grab a quick non," an English boy in his bath. Myers quickly jumped on the road to basement) that can go for 10 minutes. cheese club, priced at $4.25, is bite, certainly give the 8th as like being at SNL or Second his dream. 1 had my final exam at 9 With a cable show you can comment 1s filling as it is delicious. Street Deli a try. The service These are ham I· But the conference n ever a.m.MyauditionforSecondGtywas on a lot of things in a short time." thick slices of actually makes that "quick" bite possible. yed far from its purpose, to at 12and I was hired at 3. Then I came ~ayne's World" putthesuburboi and cheese, not wisps slapped note the movie. home and I was excepted to York Aurora on the map as one of the hip­ ·vebeendoing .------, University to pest burbs to hang in. A lot of people me since I was study film." from Dlinois are probably wonder­ really used to Hoping to join ing, why Aurora? that way be- the Second City "When I lived in Chicago I noticed A n the ages of touring company that it was a lot like the suburb I grew nd 15. When I just until he could up in-it's flat, has a lot of donut ·ived the op- save up enough shops, a carpet factory outlet, and unity to make money for college, malls," Myers joked. Almost Famous Quob!s from thr studnt ~vie I decided Myers ended up When it came to creating Garth's in tell~ of Columbia Coll~t. ;e a character I staying for a year character, Garvey and Myers worked 'H inside and and a half because together to form the ideal sidekick for n~<" dr ~ r ILU ' he said. he enjoyed the job. Wayne. Stt'n~n }ohru.;on,. Adverti~i g '.rt te Wayne He then moved to "I turned to Garth .. .! mean Dana. I acter seemed England for two don't know where Garth ends and ••mt.s r:-.eJ •mar- n · rru: us'-·- 1. !r. t Jon Jllow Myers' years, went back to Dana begins," he jokes. '1 told Dana att tudes 1 :DI tJJm tram the 'Jna•:na uui :c ) !er from ,.,_..,..Tb_..Volpe Toronto to ~o that Ihadaguyinmind that would just mto, Canada, Second Ctty dig Wayne. Wayne would be his re hegrewup, Saturday Night Live's Mike Mainstage, came hero. Then Dana based the character the United Myers 81T11l• pretty for the camera at down to Chicago on his brother, Brad. The way he ·Attend n~ (o/-.m!>UI am srl you up •n lift bl'l ti

We have to take over Japan. And I don' t mean finandally, the way the sneaky devils are trying to take US over. I mean go over there and kick a little ass Yankee-style. Puking on their Prime Minister on national TV is all fine and good, and I'm all for it, but what's the use of being the most powerful nation in the world if we let these geeks actually get away with using only their own products. If they won't buy our cars, we take over their country. Easy, right? The thing of it is, we have to do it right. I have a plan that will not only put those over-productive, far-too-efficient losers in their place, but help make our country a better place at the same time. First, we round. up all the Japanese, bring them over here and put them to work running OUR businesses. That way, not only will buying American be the patriotic thing to do -it will be the ONLY thing to do. The whole world will come to us to trade. We'd have a corne r on the car market, the electronics market, the sushi market - we'd own everything. However, that would not solve the many social problems that we have, and that is where the second part of my plan comes into play. You see, once we bring the Japanese over here, we'll have a whole empty island to play with. Obviously, with the arrival of our new countrymen, we'll have to boot some people out to make room, so here is what I'm suggesting: we deport all the different groups that are so MISERABLE in this country. We'll give them each their own little colony on Japan, which we'll rename Activist Island, and Where Credit's Due. breaking courses offered a t some of the rooms listed on the they can live out the rest of their lives dealing only with people Columbia. individual schedules were that are as smart as they are and agree with every word they Eduardo Koc's "Technol­ wrong. say. That way, they'll be happy and we won't have to listen KJ Zarker's farewell column ogy, Art and Society" comes People should look a little to their irritating protests anymore. was very insightful, especially readily to mind. further than their nose, but, the The first group to go has to be the National Organization the first item on her list of les­ This course introduces one college should tell us about for Whiners, (N.O.W.), that sniveling band of female sons she felt Columbia had to a variety of new tech­ changes like that. And it didn't crybabies that would rather bitch about men than do some­ nologies ranging from taught her: "Remember, your make sense to post the clas­ thing constructive for women's rights. They could get their holography to robotics. It ses/room list when our teachers work for you- but own chunk of land over on Activist Island and never have you must pay them in equal shows that the future is now. schedules had the information. reciprocation." It is exciting, and perhaps to deal with male pigs again. They could name their new I commend the first part of the kind of class that may ap­ Naomi Stewart home Lesbos, after the ancient Greek island where the Ms. Zarker's timely tip. How­ peal to younger, inquiring Cartooning Major women ran the show and men were mere servants. ever, as a T.A. and an older minds. Next to go are the radical pro-lifers and pro-choicers, student, I am disappointed at although we'll obviously have to put them on opposite the number of fellow students MilanDragUI sides of the island because they are both ABSOLUTELY on whom the second part of Comp~~ter Graphics, T .A. right, and we can't have any exchanging of opinions or her tip is lost. rational thought on Activist island. The pro-choicers can One would think that both Little Thi.nga Mean A Lot have their own space, where they can run around whacking the financial burden and the each other with bloody coathangers and pulling out the o pportunity to learn here Did you notice everyone in would motivate more students the hallways last week looking Hoover whenever someone gets knocked up; and the pro­ to attend classes, make the ar­ at those giant printouts for lifers can have their own Holyland where they can stand rangements for late their classes, when all the time around and pontificate about the preciousness of life and assignments, etc. Unfortunate­ the room numbers were al­ breed like rats. ly, this is not the case. ready listed on their schedule The next to go would be the Dukeheads, those white I urge my peers to explore printout? supremist idiots that want a pure race. We'll kick them over and exploit some of the ground The only small problem was there where they can start from scratch and launch a race that on their best days would actually be able to tie their own shoes. Next on the boat would be the animal rights freaks that CHRONICLE throw blood on fur coats and protest the use of animals for Department ot journalism 600 South Mlchlgan A venue scientific experimentation. We'll send them over there with Otlcago, Dllno!s 60605 a whole bunch of Rhesus monkeys, minks and white rats to 312~1600at.30 keep them company. The monkeys and rats might get bored FAX 312-CZ7-3920 without anybody intelligent to talk to, but hey, no system is Art Go,.,, E.Uior perfect. Jnr!f £. Polt, Mmulgi"g Edilo!' The next to go would be the militant blacks. I don' t just mean the Farrakkan / Public Enemy /Nation of Islam idiots Na~cy A. Tlulrt, N=s Editor either. I mean the growing number of young anti-white Thn-

"The script ended up being 104 pages. The first draft was 280 pages. It's me growing up in a suburb of Toronto. In the movie Wayne and Garth drive story about his 1V kiss with an AMC Pacer--tre Mirtturobile. Madonna, who threatened to Whenlwasgrowing up it was a kill him if he slipped her the Dodge Dart with a vomit stain to ngue), and Aerosmith on the side of it. I had tons of (Wayne and Garth's favorite memories. It's just been aching group). to get out of the basement." Lome Michaels, SNL creator Myers does not see himself and the producer of the movie leaving SNL to pursue a movie "Way ne's World," and career, "llris is the gig of my Paramount Pictures ap­ dreams. I can have an idea on proached Myers with the Sunday and see it on national opportunity to make a movie. television the following Satur­ '1 always saw Wayne as a day." movie character. That's the But there may be hopes for a way I used to do him-in a movie starring his character scenic context not a show con­ Dieter. "I would love to do a text. I wrote a treatment for a Dieter movie because that's the movie of "Wayne's World" in side of me that wanted to go to 1987becauselsawitasamovie film school." character." Following in the true form of "Wayne's World" took MYefS, many past SNL players­ along with two other writers, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Lisa Adds 514ft Photographer sev~n months to write and only Dan Ackroyd and a long list of Buru.-. bear bed news, aa financial aid reclpl.m algns ag..-nant to acknowledge his cut In State Ald. 37 days to shoot. Myers said he others- Mike Myers may be overwrote the script by an hour the next box office hit the state $4.8 to $5 million. The aid is concerned, the govern­ money will be put back into the and a half. AID ment doesn't give cost of living state's General Fund and will FAST EASY INCOME I increases. "My rent is $250 a from page 1 be used to pay off various bills Earn 1OO 's Weekly Stuffing en­ one year, where I earned only that the state owes, Clement month and utilities are about velopes. Send self- addressed $40 a week. Now I am going to $75 a month. I don't know how stamped envelope to: Extra Income I said. SPRING BREAK '92 P.O. Box 811699 Chicago, IL 60681- work at the Film C .ge for the For .Morton and other stu­ ! live!" she said. PANAMA CITY BEACH 1699 same money," Morton said. dents, the reduction in money And private institutions like SELL THE MIRACLE MILE RESORT Cutting money from student Columbia face bigger EXCLUSIVE OPPORTUNITY, THE GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR is already a sour deal. MOST POPULAR BEACH LOCA­ Thealllr, Dance, Music groups nee aid will definitely hurt Colum­ "Somebody should start a problems than public institu- TION! NEXT TO THE WORLD'S your help. Share your time and skills bia students, Olino said. The 12 lobby group that looks out for tions because Jess money is I LARGEST CLUBSI EARN THE through. the Arts Connection. Call percent reduction in the MAP students' financial needs," available from government, MOST MONEYI EARN FREE TRIPSI Business Volunlllers for the Arts, program is expected to save Morton said. "Where financial Olino said. CALL KIM: 1-800-558-3002 312-372-1876. is because not all subjects lend Charles Reynolds, of the tion, and then make a commit­ when presented effectively, this MULTICULTURAL themselves to the idea of mul­ photogr aph y department, ment to share it with the rest of style of teaching will augment Frompagel ticulturalism as easily as says, "If this kind of curriculum the educational community." and support traditional values. creatively and sharpen the others. will only give people the kind If such a program is well Margaret Sullivan, says that public perception of issues and Some feel that it just can't be of opinions that they think they thought out and applied, it the concept allows one to ap­ events, and author the culture taught in every course. But should express, then I'm not in­ would facilitate the opportunity preciate one's self. of their times." Garnett Kilberg, dir<.'Ctor of the terested." for students and instructors to "When you look at any par­ While there is little doubt that writing center, says, "There is a He explained his skepticism understand themselves a Jot bet­ ticular culture as learning the incorporation of multicul­ challenge in applying a multi­ by saying that he wonders who ter in relationship to other experience it adds tu your own turalism is consistent with cultural teaching approach to will be responsible for the ac­ cultures. knowledge. Perhaps you will these educational goals, there some pieces of literature,_but . tua l implementa tio ns and "Multiculturalism attracts look at your own culture and remain a few skeptics among that doesn' t mean that an effort forming the focus of such a diversity the minute you use the national heritage differently," the faculty who are not quite should not be made; the program. word," says Roseanna Mueller, she says. ready to embrace the concept. benefits are worth it." "It's going to take more than an instructor in liberal education. Concerns about the disman­ "The faculty is trying to come All of the faculty surveyed throwing in a few classes in "It represents diversity among tling of traditional history or. to terms with multicultural agree that teaching from a every subject area like an minorities and people of dif­ liter a ture pose very few education," explains Louis Sil­ multicultural perspective is an added afterthought," Reynolds ferent economic classes.. .lt's not problems for Columbia verstein, a liberal education asset to education. On the says. taking anything away; it's ad­ College's faculty and many say teacher for 14 years. "But some other hand, they want more Dennis Rich, chairman of the ding enrichment." that they are eager to bring of the faculty make a stronger than just a band-aid solution, management department says In order for this type of educa­ fresh perspectives to some commitment to it than others." so some instructors continue we need a plan: "I want some­ tion to be gratifying for everyone, areas of history and literature One reason commitment to have reservations about ap­ one to come up with an it is paramount that instructors that have been one sided for isn't as strong as one might ex­ plying a program throughout outstanding progr~m that gets be sensitive to all kinds of people too long. pect among Columbia's faculty the entire curriculum. to the nitty gritty of the situa- and the issues that they care Antje Gehrken, of the music about. Faculty members agree department, says, 'There ·is a that multiculturalism should be a possibility that including more celebration of the many diver­ cultures as a part of our history A TTENnON J·STUDENTS: sities in our society and not a could change American history as we know it now, but these Applications for the 1992-93 Fischetti Scholarship are now available! STOP BY THE J-DEPART­ catalyst to polarize people and elements are part of history that MENT FOR AN APPLICATION. destroy our ideal of America. Science ins tructor Pan should have been told from the Full-time Columbia students who specialize in print or broadcast journalism, photojournalism, Papacosta points out that "the beginning." editorial art or political cartooning are eligible for the scholarship. Awards are based upon merit, faculty is essential in properly in­ Although Columbia has not financial need and service in the student's speciality. troducing multiculturalism into quite fulfilled it's mission state­ the curriculum gradually." He ment for all students, it is a step APPLICATION DEADLINE IS MAY 18, 1992. emphatically believes that ahead of many other institu­ tions, says Dennis Ri.-h. Wolfbane '1n many ways Columbia is a model (for multicultural educa­ tion). If you look as the ethnic diversity of this college, I defy you to name another college in the Midwest that has such an eclectic mix of people. We must be doing something right. But if that's true, we need to ask 'how do we make it better?"'

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Thursdall - 20 And the tradition of weekly movies Is off and running In the Holdn with "Listen Up" today at 4 p .m . Fridall -21 NIGHT The LBW continues their celebration of Black History Month at noon today with a movie on "Racism on Campus and Minorities In the Classroom."

And for the second weekend In a row, Nana Shineflq and the Chkaao Moving Company perform at the Columbia College Dance Center,·4730 R Sheridan Rd. at 8 p.m. tonight and Saturday night. Or, lf evenings are bad for you, there is a special matinee tc;>day at 12 : ~5 p.m. Admission is $10, & DAY $8 for students/seniors; the matmee show IS $3. Experience the bizarre, imaginative and personal boundaries ofanimation in film at ihe Randolph Street Gallery, 756 N. Milwaukee Ave. The Experimental FUm A selectwe weekly guide to events of interest to the Columbia community Coalition Screening of the Contemporary Animation from the Netherland~ is Compiled by Alina G. Romanowski tonight at 7 p.m and 9:30p.m Tickets are $4 for members, students, and seniors. Calenda r Editor, Vete ranchoreo~rapher Bob Eisen performs at Links Hall,3435 N. Sheffield 2nd Floor, tomght and SaturdaX at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 7 p.m . Eisen Monday -17 performed at Columbia Colleges Dance Center last sprtng. Tic"kets are $7. In honor of Black His tory Month, the League of Black Women (LBW) is Saturday - 22 hosting a series of panels in the Hokin Center, 623 S. Wabash, beginning Avant-garde filmmakers Dan Dinello, a 13-year veteran teacher at today with a Radio Panel at 12:30 p.m. Columoia College, and Sharon Sandusky will premiere their "Really Dead" six-minute "vampire-trance" movie at Chicago Filmmakers, However, cancel all plans for tonight and take a /·oumey through the phan­ 1229 W. Be tamagoric world of environments created by se f taught artists, "Fantastic lmont, at 8 p .m. Admission is $4 and it is only one of seven Spaces." Intuit: the Center of Intuitive and Outsider Art begins its three­ films being premiered tonight. pa rt lecture series with John Maizels, painter, art instructor, and founder I editor of the magazine Raw Vision. He will be presenting environ­ Or for those who like to get up and dance, dance, dance they can "come ments from around the world, with a focus on those found m France. together" at the Cabaret Metro, 3730 N. Clark for the Chicago debut of Primal Lectures will be held at the Three Arts Club, 1300 N. Dearborn at 7:30 p.m. Scream, as well as other artists. Tickets are $15 and the show begins at 10 p.m Student tickets for each lecture a re $5. Read u p on this all you aspiring writers, The Independent Writers of Chicago holds a seminar tOday, "Prospecting for New Clients." It will Tuesday - 18 offer hints on using networking and telephone marketing to keep a steady The LBW continues its series with a Sports Panel - "Why d o we lack upper flow of projects coming in. TFte seminar is 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. today at management positions in sports?" in the Hokin Center at 12:30. the Drake Hotel, 140 E. Walton. The cost is $40 for IWOC members and $65 fo r non-members. For more information call 708-676-3784. The Latino Alliance invites you to a political forum, "Latinos Need for Higher Education," tod ay at 3 p.m. in the Ferguson Theatre, 600 S. Sunday - 23 Michigan. State Senator M1guel Del Valle, Jesus Garcia and Milria Salas are featured. The Hot House, 1565 N. Milwaukee Ave., closes out their month with David Hernandez and Street Sounds tonight at 7:30p.m . The evening And at 4 p.m. students can kick back and watch the movie ''Straight No Chaser." of open mike poetry, readings to music and more costs $5. Poet and author Michael Warr will read from his latest work, "We Are All ONGOING the Black Boy" a t 6:30 p.m . in the 623 S. Wabash building. It's free! Anyone interested in photography or contemporary Spanish culture, the Museum of Contemporary Photography at Columbia College Wednesday - 19 prese nts "Open Spain7Espana Abierta." In celebration of tfte The Love Enlightenment Gospel Choir performs today in the Hokin Center SOOth Anniversary of the Spanish discovery of the N ew World, from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. the Spanis h government has officially designated a 169-print g roup exhibition that focuses on contemporary documentary The Columbia College Art Gallery, 72 E. 11th St., is hosting a free panel photography in S?ain from 1975 - 1991. If you want to catch a discussion on the appreciation and collecting of African art at 5:30 led by glimpse at 1t you d better make it there before it March 14th. Ramona Austin, Anthony Patano, Wilbur Tuggle, and Micha ~ l Wyman of Hours of the gallery are Mon - Fri 10 a.m . to 5 p.m., and Saturday Wyman Gallery of Primitive Art, Chicago. noo n to 5 p.m. Free admission. Lisa Adds F ace V a I Ue: Staff Photographer Which current major court case caught your attention?

Ashald Bochum Benett Yuhon Cedlia MutiDez Management Photography Interior Deslpt Freshman Senior Freshman The Mike Tyson case I choose the Dahmer my attention more instead of the Mike Tyson is case becauae it le model in the a lot more to it. community jury had many ltherelfore it affects me to chose from. had to make a hard decision. (jury) had to say man sane or not. plot of the Dab­ case is more 1-,,.;~ln& not in a sick The Tyson case be­ the Tyson cause this case along happens a lot with the Kennedy­ than the Dahmer Smith case and the Clarence Thomas hearing, all portray women in a dark light. The media and the courts have put the ac­ cuser on trial, giving power to the current misogynist backlash against women. I only hope that women will continue to speak out and not be silenced by these events.