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Features Kate Lloyd (Editor) News & City Life ‘Cheap’ gets a bad rap. We’re told that it’s artless, sweaty and Isabelle Aron (Editor) Events Katie McCabe embarrassing. Probably made from non-breathable materials. (Editor), Alexandra Sims (Deputy Editor) Cheap has issues. ‘Cheap’ is what your spinster great-aunt Film Phil de Semlyen (Global Editor) Mildred mutters when she sees the way young people dress Culture Eddy Frankel and Andrzej Łukowski these days. Cheap will need to be replaced inside of a year, Editorial Assistant according to the plumber. Cheap tricks, cheap shots. Dirt cheap. Django Zimmatore Global Commercial Editor But cities, by their nature, need cheap like zoos need non-exotic Stephen Farmer animals. No one’s come to see the shire ponies, but it can’t all Global Branded Content Editor Rose Johnstone be Arctic tigers and endangered neon dolphins. The walls of Commercial Designer Julia Robinson everyday life are not covered with gold leaf, but with Dulux*. Commercial Copywriter George Blew
Head of Digital Content Cheap food is the most necessary bit of all. Many of my Jordan Waller London Digital Director/ happiest London memories are from my youth, before I became Drink Editor Laura Richards Engagement Editor a warped, hate-filled media hypocrite. I didn’t think of food as Sam Willis International Editor cheap back then. It was just food. A meal’s value isn’t connected James Manning International Travel Editor to its price. It’s about the memories you make while eating it. Ellie Walker-Arnott International Commissioning And if those memories are made by hot grease running down Editor Huw Oliver
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The hidden world of the hat ters Did you know that there’s a whole room at the Royal Opera House dedicated to making headgear? We chat to photographer Harry Cory Wright about going behind the scenes at the London institution
A ROOM FULL of wigs. A tutu storage unit. round corners and we’d come across these little it says something broader about the capital. ‘It A chamber stacked with guns and swords from vignettes of life,’ explains Wright. ‘You’d suddenly seems to me to represent so much of what London across the ages. Most people only ever get to see see ballerinas walking past you, someone singing is about – creativity, collectivity and humanity – the stage at the Royal Opera House, but behind behind a slightly open door or the guys making all things that London embodies in spades.’ the scenes, there’s a whole warren of secret stuff in the props department.’ The city has been through a lot since Wright staircases and passages that lead to spaces you’d Wright says the hat workshop, which works on took this photo last year. ‘Throughout the book never know existed. That’s what photographer up to headpieces every year, felt like the there are pictures that show intimate interactions Harry Cory Wright discovered when he went to ‘beating heart’ of the venue. ‘A lot of what I saw that can’t happen now. It’s a tragedy.’ He’s hopeful photograph the iconic London arts venue and were empty places – they imply human life but that the venue will return, along with the people came across an entire salon dedicated to making there’s no one there. But this picture shows these who make it what it is: the milliners, the prop hats (pictured above). people at the top of their game making exquisite designers, the tutu makers. ‘The Royal Opera The photo appears in a new book, ‘Royal Opera things among piles of chaos, but it’s not chaos at House is a beautiful thing, employing lots of House’, which shows snippets of the parts of all, they know exactly where everything is.’ ordinary but very skilled people.’ Isabelle Aron the building you never usually see. ‘I got shown The photo shows a small part of what goes on in ‘Royal Opera House’ (Thames & Hudson) is out now. £12.95. around and we’d go up stairs and down in lifts and this famous London building, but Wright thinks www.shop.roh.org.uk
7 October 6 – 12 2020 Time Out London City life E D YP ISH H Four Legs’ incomparable Dexter Cheeseburger D RECREATION I N S SECTI O WAY CR4
What goes into the London plates THE STREET THAT CHANGED MY LIFE that everyone bangs on about Actor and comedian on his WHEN CHEF DUO Ed McIlroy and Jamie the fly,’ explains McIlroy. ‘We thought: Michael Dapaah old neighbourhood Allan (aka Four Legs) took up residency That’s pretty good, we’ll put it on.’ It took at The Compton Arms in April last year, off, in a big way. Soon, they were serving their most famed dish wasn’t even on Dexter Cheeseburgers every week. THE ESTATE I grew up on the menu. A few weeks in, they decided Here, McIlroy talks us through the pair’s was on Recreation Way. they should serve a cheeseburger – it unexpected hit creation. ■ Isabelle Aron It’s also where my primary was a pub, after all. ‘We just made it on Four Legs at The Compton Arms. 4 Compton Avenue. £10.50. school was, which is where I found out I was creative. I lived on the estate from year until I went to university. My memories of that time are trying to The sauce figure out who I was. I was interested in acting and The bun ‘It’s just ketchup and comedy but nobody from ‘We get the brioche buns mayo, sometimes mustard. my area was doing anything from a tiny bakery. There’s We make our own mayo but like that. I started with no consistency: sometimes we use Heinz ketchup. I don’t sketches. I shot one of my they’re massive, sometimes want farmers’ market first ever sketch ideas in a they’re tiny but they’re ketchup anywhere near park on Recreation Way. always delicious. my burger.’ I quite like that.’ It was a place of identity for me. It formed who I was and whether I was going to let what I saw around me impact what I could see in my mind. None of my friends from the area saw themselves doing anything bigger than what had been done by the older lot. Some people had a good job, some people were getting up to illegal activities. But no one had ‘made it’ into entertainment. That road is where I learned to dream. It gave The burger me a sense of resilience. If I ‘It’s dexter burger mince, wasn’t in that environment, a bit of extra fat and that’s I might not have thought it. It’s not seasoned. We ball it out of the box. I like to have up and then whack it on the what I call ‘think drives’ and The extras grill, like a classic smashed revisit that road. It brings ‘We pickle cucumbers in patty. That gives it back so many memories and vinegar and sugar and we crispier edges.’ it helps me to remember how use raw onion, diced small. The cheese far I’ve come. ■ Interview by It tastes a bit like a Big Mac. Isabelle Aron ‘We use American burger It wasn’t deliberate but, cheese. I don’t even know Michael Dapaah’s series ‘SWIL’ is for me it’s a nostalgic available to stream on YouTube. taste.’ if there’s any dairy in it, but I think it’s the only cheese that should go in a burger. Blue cheese in a burger: what is that?’ Explore more of the city at PIP DAPAAH: MICHAEL PARSONS; ANDY BURGER:
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‘It’s like a square, except it’s a circle.’ ‘If you’re going to start supporting Tottenham you’ll have to find another house to live in.’ ‘I’ve spent a lot of Beder PicUp Poster Bakes Feed the Hill time on Instagram They say ‘Beder is They say ‘We’re an They say ‘We sell vegan They say ‘We rescue pretending I have a a charity raising environmental doughnuts and deliver food that would end golden retriever.’ awareness around awareness campaign them by bike. The up in landfill and mental health and documenting PPE profits we make go distribute it to families ‘I’m here for the suicide prevention. We litter. We want to to The Connection at suffering food poverty. squirrels, not want to overcome the show that each small St Martin’s to support No one should go stigma around these action contributes to its work helping people hungry when there’s so the humans.’ incredibly important the bigger picture.’ move away from the much surplus food.’ issues.’ Razzak Mirjan, Alastair Cross, founder streets.’ Sharon Shamir, project ‘Monogamy is founder Why we love it This Ben Benton, director coordinator soooo .’ Why we love it From community project is Why we love it Why we love it What IRL football matches calling on Londoners Doughnuts made by an started as a Telegraph ‘If you had an to virtual cooking to track PPE litter ex-St John chef? Tick. Hill mutual aid group erection, you sessions, Beder brings and dispose of it. It’ll All profits going to a is now an ongoing wouldn’t have put people together to help donate to the NHS charity tackling rough community project them feel less alone. for every item found. sleeping? Tick, tick. helping more than “Motherland” on.’ How to help Buy its How to help Download How to help Within people every week. book ‘From Beder’s the Litterati app and three miles of Trafalgar How to help Donate to ‘We’ve gone from Kitchen’. All profits go use code PICUP-PPE to Square? Order some its Just Giving page. beefburgers to to the charity. join in the challenge. doughnuts, stat! www.justgiving.com/ divorces.’ www.beder.org.uk www.picup.org.uk www.posterbakes.com campaign/feedthehill ‘I’m gonna be such a ho when social distancing LONDON MAKERS is over.’ ‘I wish Australia was where Africa is.’ Making spirits started as a passion project for brothers Rob and Jim. Now, ‘I fell asleep with Asterley Bros is a fulltime business which the dentist inside sees them make English vermouth and my mouth.’ amaro in a workshop in Forest Hill. You can sample the fruits of their labour in their newly launched cocktail pouches. Cocktail pouches from £23.95. www.asterleybros.com Overheard something weird? Tweet us #wordonthestreet PARSONS ANDY BROS: ASTERLEY
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SWITZERLAND The world’s biggest chocolate museum has a 30-foot chocolate fountain You’ll be in sugary heaven at Zurich’s newly opened Lindt Home of Chocolate. The biggest chocolate museum in the world, it boasts the JAPAN planet’s largest chocolate fountain, pumping Marie Kondo wants tosort litres of the brown stuff around. Sorry, out your life in eightweeks you can’t dip your face in it, but there is an With a long, hard winter ahead, interactive tour with tasting opportunities, you’ve probably been wondering courses and masterclasses. If Willy Wonka were if now might be the time to finally Swiss, this would be his factory. Celeste Neill, make your disordered digs Time Out Switzerland #sparkjoy. If so, you’re in luck: www.lindt-home-of-chocolate.com/en/ Tokyo’s tidying guru Marie Kondo has just launched an eight-week online programme that’s free for anyone in the world to follow. The weeks are split into categories for different types of clutter, and each day is dedicated to smaller tasks like piling up all your papers or organising your data and digital files. By the end, your home should actually elevate your mood – just as well, given you’ll likely be spending a lot of time there this winter. Emma Steen, Time Out Tokyo www.konmari.com/category/tidy-challenge
SPAIN HONG KONG A lighthouse has had an arty makeover Pink dolphins are the latest beneficiaries of lockdown We need all the joy we can get in , so props Yeah, yeah, we know: nature is healing. But seriously, the Covid- outbreak may have to Spanish artist Okuda San Miguel for turning helped bring Hong Kong’s beloved pink humpack dolphins back from near-extinction. a previously nondescript white lighthouse into The endangered Indo-Pacific creatures reside in murky waters with little sun, leading a technicolour work of art. The Faro de Ajo near to a lack of pigmentation, and blush an adorable bubblegum pink when they’re excited. Santander has been painted in more than eye- They’ve dwindled in number over the years due to overfishing, pollution, congested popping shades, inspired by local wildlife and the waterways and having fewer young: scientists estimate that only are left in region’s cultural diversity, and retitled ‘Infinite the wild. But thanks to a lull in human movement, including the suspension of ferry Cantabria’. It’s the first time a lighthouse in Spain services between Hong Kong and Macau, sightings of the dolphins have risen by has been turned into an artwork, and it’s certainly percent since March. Researchers have even noticed them having more sex. Call it a brightened up our day. Ellie Walker-Arnott comeback! ■ Fontaine Cheng, Time Out Hong Kong
13 October 6 – 12 2020 Time Out London Time Out London October 6 – 12 2020 14 MY FELLOW QUEUERS all against The Pret Instinct. The voice look at me knowingly. Their sighing: Fuck it, just get one of those overly eyes say: Well done. Good oniony cheese toasties again. Instead, job. We have all discovered I meander until I scope out the likes of From a decent pizza something truly great here. Shoreditch Stop. I never have to go too far – Treat yourself to an extra samosa, yeah? these nondescript places are everywhere. for under four quid, I’m at Shoreditch Stop: a cornershop They’re always unglamorous. They might to an unmissable that’s home to such cheap good Indian not have a website. And yet, tellingly, food that it defies economic sense. Three alluringly, they are packed. patty at just , homemade curries, rice, poppadum – four I’m usually drawn in by the rules, meal- pounds, please! Sometimes, you really do deal parameters within which you have we’ve rounded up feel like you’re being pranked. to operate to fine-tune your choices. Just London’s best-value, I discovered it one lunchtime when I three of these six succulent curries, is it? A worked nights. I’d got into a habit of filling hulking sarnie with just two of ten fillings? most delicious dishes. my days with fun things: solo exhibition A meze bowl with fluffy grains or chewy trips; slap-up meals. The frequency with flatbread: make your call. Deliberation is Because low-cost which I did this – every spare afternoon – one of the joys of eating out with thrift. luxe sounds pretty meant it all had to be cheap. There’s also the sense of being part One day, I met a mate before work: ‘I of a clique. It usually starts with a tip-off. good about now. know a place,’ he said, leading me up Great A tentative debut visit. Then you’re in. Eastern Street. In front of us: an Itsu, a Pod, You own the secret: a thrill so cheap Photography a Veggie Pret. Between them: a store with you’re back here every week. Next thing ‘organic curry ’n’ rice – only ’ Sharpied you know, you’re the one giving the sly, Andy Parsons on the window. Oh! Now we’re talking. samosa-proffering looks. Welcome to Since that meal, I’ve learned to go the club. Huw Oliver
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gelateria makes a speciality of them: a caprese buffalo mozzarella, tomato and rocket version will fill you up for just . 127 Kentish Town Rd, N15 3LX. Veg basic combination at Kokeb Run virtually single-handedly by delightful one-woman army Getenesh Gabiemichael, this tiny Ethiopian restaurant opened in , and the prices barely seem to have shifted since. The veg basic – three dishes, served on flatbread – will set you back just a tenner. 45 Roman Way, N7 8XF Buffet at Indian Veg For just you can plough your way through an all-you-can-eat buffet of veggie and vegan curries at this -year-old icon in Angel. The menu changes every damn day. 92-93 Chapel Market, N1 9EX. Smoked salmon bagel HOLY at Carmelli Baker y The service can be a little grumpy at this Golders Green institution. But if it’s tasty kosher treats you’re after, it’s tough to beat. Many loyal £6 customers go purely to satisfy their S ! sweet tooth. But if you want to really H I T fill up, the hefty smoked salmon bagel is a steal at . 126-128 Golders Green Rd, NW11 8HB Icco SOUTH Vegetable platter Thali at Jai Krishna at Everest Curr y King NORTH From cauliflower and chickpea, For , you can choose between to long bean and paneer, there’s four Sri Lankan curries and rice Avial at Rasa N16 no reason not to treat yourself to a Gozleme at this ever-changing Lewisham Over the past ten years, Stoke whole damn platter of veggie curries Soft, floury hangout. Think: pumpkin, vibrant Newington Church Street has filled at BYOB spot Jai Krishna (handily pancakes filled beetroot or chilli-spiked dry-spiced with pretty chic shops, bars and across the road from an off-licence) with spinach, potato numbers, ladled from behind restaurants, but none of them have in Finsbury Park. A thali here costs cheese, potato a counter. The decor’s constantly the star quality of Rasa and its bright just . It’s one of the more or lamb, Turkish transforming so expect a different pink restaurant front. Get Keralan expensive items on this list, but its gozleme are experience every visit. speciality avial here – a yellow curry vastness makes it well worth it. fried on massive 24 Loampit Hill, SE13 7SW. made with turmeric, coconut, green 161 Stroud Green Rd, N4 3PZ. circular hotplates bananas and mixed vegetables. It’ll by women in El pastor tacos cost you just . Curry goat at Caribbean Spice bandanas in shop at La Chingada 55 Stoke Newington Church St, N16 0AR. This brightly painted, family-run windows across The best tacos in London: there, Seven Sisters institution is small, London. It’s the we said it. Order two el pastor tacos Lahmacun at Cr ystal friendly and serves hearty food at a perfect lunch: hot, just as they should be and for a mere A fresh super-thin Turkish pizza – nice price: mains will set you back healthy, filling. . Either grab a takeaway or topped with spiced ground lamb, a mere to , so why not go nuts Get one from perch on a tall table outside as the onions, tomatoes and parsley – and with the delicious curry goat, Mediterranean Surrey Quays (yeah, random!) traffic chucked in a wood-fired oven until with white rice, or rice and peas? Cafe in Soho for piles up – this is street food, after all. crisp and charred at the edges 47 West Green Rd, N15 5BY. £6 or head out of 206 Lower Rd, SE8 5DJ. will set you back just under central to one of the red-and-white signage of this Panuozzo at Anima e Cuore the many places Meze at Persepolis beloved neighbourhood joint. Eat A panuozzo is essentially a pizza- on Green Lanes This café – squeezed between merch it inside – amid the sizzle of grilling dough sandwich, and as you can or Kingsland and spices at a Persian cornershop meat – or at a table out in the sun. imagine, it’s pretty darn filling. Road for an even – does unusual veggie takes on 522 Holloway Rd, N7 6JP. This dinky Kentish Town café and cheaper deal. Iranian and Levantine food. Get
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Attawa’s Gopal Krishnan is hooked on Roti King
Go on, Gopal, what made you fall for Roti King? ‘Roti King is a Malaysian restaurant. A lot of the dishes remind me of home, as there is a large Indian community which has influenced Malaysian cuisine over the years. It’s not glamorous like some restaurants – it is all about the food!’ a small meze for and enjoy surprises like fried plantains with What’s your order? Moroccan harissa, plus a comforting ‘I am a vegetarian and I tend to always order the same roti slab of warm bread on the side. Jianbing canai dish served with dhal. Roti canai is this delicious buttery 28-30 Peckham High St, SE15 5DT. Chinatown flatbread similar to an Indian paratha, the main difference is has incredible how it is stretched and rolled, giving it multiple crispy layers Pierogi ruskie at Mamuśka! bakeries, each when cooked. This dish costs £6 and you get two rotis and a South-east London’s perpetually serving up cheap generous serving of dhal.’ upbeat Polish restaurant has nibbles. There bounced around locations a few are hotdog- Any other highlights? times lately, becoming fractionally doughnut hybrids ‘The cheese-filled roti (£4) and the dessert roti kaya (£4), which fancier each time – the cheap milk- and countless is filled with coconut. It’s sweet and sticky.’ Interview Angela Hui bar vibes are a thing of the past at ultra-soft buns at 40 Doric Way, NW1 1LH. its hipstery Lambeth venue. But a Kowloon Bakery hearty plate of pierogi ruskie will on Gerrard still only set you back . Street. The pork 9 Addington St, SE1 7RY. floss roll at Newport Place’s Jerk chicken at Smokey Jerkey Chinatown Arguably the best jerk chicken in Bakery is the kind all of south-east London can be of snack dreams of hot avo, battered avocado tacos found in the foil containers dished are made of. But with ‘coconut bacon’ are the bomb out at this unassuming little corner the area’s unsung forf vegans. The menu recommends café in New Cross, served under a hero is the two tacos per person, but on large painted blue sign saying ‘healthy perfectly named tortillas,tortilla you could get away with food, healthy living’ (a motto to live Chinese Tapas just the onone on a budget – then grab a by). You can expect perfect sweet House on Little michelada to ggo as a substitute. and sticky meat for just . A proper Newport Street, 119191 RyeLRye Lane,ane, SE15SE15 4TP. hidden gem. where you can 158 New Cross Rd, SE14 5BA. pick up a jianbingbing ChickenChicken shawarmashawarma and for just £3.50.3.50. sasamosasmosas at FalafelFalafel aandn Baja fish tacos at Taco Queen It’s an enormousnormous ShShawarmaawarma Peckham’s hip Mexican joint has freshh pancake A glowingglowing wall of photograpphotographshs of pivoted to takeaway. Baja fish tacos filled withith stuffstuff meaty flatbreads, falafel dishes shot through with lime cream are like pickles,es, and salads sits above the rotatingrotating sausage and friedd sublime for just each and Chinese Tapas House meameatsts at Falafel and ShawarmaShawarma in while you may question the appeal bread. CamCamberwell.berwell. Don’t let it distractdist
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you from the best deal in the house, though. At this beloved café- takeaway you can get a juicy chicken shawarma wrap and four spicy, Bagels fragrant samosas for just a fiver. London deserves 27 Camberwell Church St, SE5 8TR. NYC’s bagel cred. For £4.70 you can Vegan tikka masala get (probably) the at Hullabaloo greatest sandwich Hullabaloo ain’t your regular curry in the country IT’S A MOOD IT’S A MOOD IT’S A MOOD IT’S house. In a nondescript shopfront here, Beigel just off Deptford market, you’ll find Bake’s meat- a few tables, some DIY counter seats, filled, mustard- vintage Bollywood posters and an slathered, pickle- open kitchen, from which emerges packed salt beef some truly great vegetarian Indian bagel. A work of street food, including hard-to-find sandwich art. Next vegan versions of classics like onion door at Beigel bhajis and naans. Get a vegan tikka Shop, the liver masala for , and you’ll have sausage bagel is enough left to kill a hangover (it’s £1.50. generously BYOB). 111b Deptford High St, SE8 4NS. WEST Spinach and agushi Shawarma at Spinach & Agushi This is about The portions are massive at the fresh, juicy lamb Portobello Market outpost of enveloped in a Ghanaian catering and takeaway small wrap and service Spinach & Agushi. For filled with pickled you can get an awesomely peppers and filling veggie meal, like the joint’s radish, garlic namesake curry: a mix of spinach, sauce and chilli melon seeds, mushrooms and sauce. Four bites tomatoes served with jollof rice. of heaven and Tuck in as you wander around the you’re done. Try vintage stalls. one at Al Balad 174 Portobello Rd, W11 2EB. Saturdays. and Palms Palace, both on Shawarma lamb sandwich Edgware Road at Ranoush Juice and both totally, Marble countertops give this totally perfect. Lebanese takeaway near Marble La Chingada Arch a vibe that’s almost as decadent as the shawarma it serves up. If you’re after all the indulgence of black pepper and nutmeg sesame marinated lamb at less than half the price you’d pay for a main here, get it Mixed veg roti at Roti Joupa Cottage is the kind of spot that’s so in a sarnie with tahini, salad, parsley Steamed As its name suggests, this dinky loved by locals that, right now, its and sumac for just . Extremely buns Caribbean takeaway specialises Facebook page is a highlight reel good stuff. Kept in display in huge discs of springy bread. Get of pictures of people delighted to 43 Edgware Rd, W2 2JE. cabinets in Asian one stuffed with spinach, potato, return there post-lockdown. The supermarkets pumpkin, beans or chickpeas, or, for dish done best here? Duck, in all its Pierogi at Café Maja at Posk and takeaways a mere fiver, all of the above. Despite forms. Get it boneless on rice for a Tucked away in Hammersmith’s around the city, the veg being smooshed together mere . Polish Social and Cultural buns are like inside the fat roti parcel, individual 9 New College Parade, NW3 5EP. Association is a back-to-basics caff exhibits in the flavours cut through. Curried serving some of the best dumplings world’s most meat versions are also available Callaloo patty at Eat of Eden in west London. Soft, pillowy and as humid, delicious for an extra few quid. It’s the most Fast-growing south London mini- comforting as David Attenborough museum. Get two nourishing snack in town. chain Eat of Eden has recently whispering in your ear, the pierogi from Oseyo and H 58 Goldhawk Rd, W12 8HA. brought its Caribbean-inspired here come boiled, fried and filled Mart, filled with vegan goodies to Shepherd’s with everything from roast pork and red bean or pork Boneless duck on rice Bush. There are stews, curries cabbage to sweet strawberry. They and greens, at Green Cottage and sticky plantain, but we like cost to . for less than a A simple, family-friendly Chinese the plump patties best. Light, 238-246 King St, W6 0RF. fiver. in South Hampstead, Green flaky pastry encases a well-spiced
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Tast y African delivers nostalgia for Chishuru’s Adejoké Bakare
Clue us up, Adejoké, why’s this fast- food chain a fave of yours? ‘I love their meat pies. They’re like cornish pasties: braised beef mince in spices, carrots, potatoes and gravy. They’re £1.50 but really well executed and delicious. They just take me back home to Nigeria.’
Why’s that? ‘The pastry is really close to that of an iconic Nigerian fast-food chain called Mr Bigg’s, which is our version of McDonald’s.So eating it is like having Big Mac when you haven’t had one in a while. The fact that they’re able to achieve that same crust is wonderful.’
What kind of pastry are we talking? ‘A cross between shortcrust and ROM puff. It’s got everything you want F from biting into a pie.’
Anything else we should order? £4.50 ‘I love their puff puffs. They’re deep- F fried sweet dough balls: £1 for four. O O Such a bargain.’ Interview Angela Hui R T W Multiple locations.
IT’S A MOOD IT’S A MOOD IT’S A MOOD IT’S A MOOD but not too spicy filling of dhal, vegetables or – our fave – callaloo EAST (a spinach-like vegetable). At a bargainous each, you should Lamb wrap at Umut 200 really try all three. It doesn’t matter if you go kofte, 76 Shepherd’s Bush Rd, W6 7PH. shish, liver or heart, the thing to order at Umut is lamb. Juicy, Masala dosa at Dosa Express spicy, fatty, excellent lamb. You can For the heartiest quick dinner get any of the above tucked into a you can buy for , get yourself wrap for just . Hell yes. to Wembley and plough your way 6 Crossway, N16 8HX. through a masala dosa. It’s a savoury crêpe, typical of south India, filled Pork-and-prawn siu mai with rich, spicy potato-and-lentil at Panda Dim Sum masala and served with zesty Clapton’s My Neighbours the chutneys and sambar to cut through Dumplings might be the most- all the carbs. It’s guaranteed to fill hyped east London dumpling chain, you up good and proper. but true dump heads know that TASTY AFRICAN: BEN ROWE BEN AFRICAN: TASTY 547 High Rd, HA0 2DJ. cheaper, tastier ones can be found
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Andu Café
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Baps and £6 sarnies G Obviously, you O ! can get a bacon O O sarnie for a snip at any caff. But at a couple of places, you can get something really special. A bacon and scallop bap. just a few miles away in BYOB spot Desi breakfast at Chaiiwala Grilled chicken at Belly’s Taste Billingsgate Café Panda Dim Sum in Leytonstone. The If you’re after a cooked breakfast of Jamaica gets its scallops best-value of them all are the pork- with a difference, it’s worth taking With its bright yellow shopfront from just outside and-prawn siu mai at just p each. a peek under the dangling lights at and bold red stools, this friendly its door – it’s an 767 High Rd Leytonstone, E11 4QS. modern Walthamstow tea house takeaway is easy to spot in Hoxton. experience you Chaiiwala (part of a small London And you’re going to want to do just just won’t forget. Chicken noodle soup chain). For , you can kickstart that. This is the kind of joint where at Bánh Mì Hôi-An your day with a masala omelette, a marinated meats are perfectly The sunny yellow walls of this roti, masala beans or creamy dahl, charred on a hot smoking coal grill. Hackney banh mi shop set the tone and a cup of karak chai. It sure beats You can bag a portion of it for just for your mood when you leave. a lukewarm McMuffin and a tepid , leaving you the option of Everything here is around a fiver: stewed coffee. splashing out on fluffy dumplings tofu- or pork-stuffed baguettes and 225 Hoe St, E17 9PP. () and sweet homemade fruit noodle salads. The biggest steal, punch (). Lahmacun though? Soothing chicken noodle 291 Hoxton St, N1 5JX. The simplest of soup, which will set you back Turkish pizzas. and warm you up for the whole day. Tom yum goong at Singburi Savoury, tangy, 242 Graham Rd, E8 1BP. Everything on the menu at and super-cheap. Leytonstone’s Singburi is dreamy. Lots of places do Sampler menu at Andu Café This southern Thai spot is one of them as wraps This Dalston joint is the first in the best in the city, with a menu filled with salad the UK to serve traditional that’s updated daily. Think and pickles. The vegan Ethiopian food and it sets the caramelised pork, mackerel salad one at Mangal bar high. The menu consists solely and beef green curry. But if you’re Turkish Pizza on of sample platters (priced at per after something cheap, quick and Stoke Newington person). Each delivers a mixture of delicious, go for a bowl of tom yum Road takes some lentil and split-pea stews, greens goong ( ). It’s a spicy and sour beating, though and spiced potatoes, with spongey, prawn soup, flavoured with lime the crispy delights sour injera (a fermented flatbread) and lemongrass, that will make over at Antepliler on the side. your taste buds sing. on Green Lanes – 528 Kingsland Rd, E8 4AH. 593 High Rd Leytonstone, E11 4PA. come close.
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CENTRAL Fiorentina pizza at Icco A whole pizza? In central London? For just ? That’s the magic of Icco, a family-run Italian that’s been serving up cheap, cheap pies from its bright green corner site on Goodge Street since . You can bag a margherita for here, but you should level up for the indulgence of the fiorentina – a salty, oily feast featuring a runny poached egg. 46 Goodge St, W1T 4LU. Falafel salad at Dukan 41 There are so many ways falafel can go wrong. It can be too dry, too claggy, too greasy, too dull. The falafels at Dukan aren’t any of that. They’re crisp-shelled balls of flavoursome fluff that you can bag Santiago Lastra from Kol on with all the trimmings – pickles, grains, tabbouleh, tahini sauce and why he loves Jen Café crispy fried bread – at the glossy takeaway. Your carb coma awaits. All right, Santiago, why’s Jen Café the place for you? 41 Greville St, EC1N 8PJ. ‘The authenticity. You can tell that it’s a family-run business and that people have a lot of experience. You can see the ladies Pork siu long bao making fresh dumplings in the window, that’s a good sign.’ at Dumplings’ Legend It doesn’t matter whether you opt What’s the vibe? for hot or classic spiced meat, the ‘It’s busy, but just enough to make you feel like home and not pork dumplings at this Cantonese overcrowded – it has a simple interior but the hospitality you stalwart in Chinatown work out at experience there transports you to another place. The owners an extremely reasonable p each. are lovely, super-quick and have a good sense of humour. They The only problem? They taste so Kebab rolls have respect for quality ingredients and a good, fair price.’ damn good (herby, satisfying and If you’re smart, substantial) that we guarantee you’ll you’ll know that Enough of the niceties, what do you usually order? finish a portion of eight ( ) when you’re in ‘The vegetable dumplings (£5) and the fried pork dumplings ready to take on even more. a kebab shop, (£6) – they are amazing.’ Interview Angela Hui 15-16 Gerrard St, W1D 6JE. you need to skip 4-8 Newport Pl, WC2H 7JP.- the doner or Chip butty at Poppies Soho the shish, and Fish and chips is one of those go straight for fast-food meals that, if you want the kebab roll. to get a nice version of in London, We’re talking two always seems to be unnecessarily skewers of highly expensive. The solution? Head to spiced ground one of the city’s besbest chippies (that’ll meat kebab, in a favour of some of its crisp-on-the- Supreme Singapore rice be Poppies) but skskipip tthe fish in pillowy naan, with outside-soggy-on-the-inside chips noodles at Cafe TPT oodles of chilli squished into soft bread for . The menu at Cantonese- sauce and some Order with lots of butter and even Malaysian street food specialists cursory salad. more vinegar. Cafe TPT is huge, with every It’s an option in 55-59 Old Compton St, W1D 6HW. Hong Kong café snack you’d ever the south Asian want to eat. But skip to the dishes kebab houses Margherita pizza listed as ‘Tai Pei Tong Hawkers’. more than the at Pizza Union Here you’ll find the kind of Turkish ones. It’s super-quick, it’s satisfying and affordable moreish treats that you Various places the Roman-style base has all the can buy at the roadside in the city. alonga Brick Lane shattering crunch of a Ryvita Thin. Go for the extremely stretchy and serveser them, but Pizza Union’s margherita won’t be wok-smoked Supreme Singapore the bestb is at the best slice you’ve ever had, but rice noodles for a lunch that will Seth’sSeth’s SpiceSpic Hut it’s only for a very respectable keep you obnoxiously full for in Walthamstow.Walthamsto fire-baked ". That’s twelve inches, just six quid. ■ Kebab roll andand for the cost of an overpriced coffee. 21 Wardour St, W1D 6PN. an onion bhaji for Plus you get handed one of those £4.50? There’s a buzzy things to tell you when yours reason the queue is ready. Literally minutes of fun. Find more great eats at is so big.big. 145 City Rd, EC1V 1AW. timeout.com/food
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Time Out London October 6 – 12 2020 26 Things to do in London
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27 October 6 – 12 2020 Time Out London Things to Do Cheap dates London Cocktail Week London’s bars are facing their most challenging year, so think of this Cocktail Week as Eat Out to Help Out, but for boozers. A digital pass entitles you to cocktails in some very swish-looking places throughout October (for perspective, a mezcal cocktail at Dalston’s Hacha would normally set you back ). There are virtual masterclasses to get involved with, too, so when you inevitably get kicked out at the pm curfew, you can say ‘fuck you’ to bedtime and make some Pisco Sours of your own. Various venues. Until Oct 31. £15. www.londoncocktailweek.com.
Mini cines E ‘Dig!’ film screening Before the landfill indie crowd had even begun to backcomb their hair, The Dandy Warhols and The Brian Jonestown Massacre were devouring every scrap of ’s pop culture to deliver pun- filled psychedelic rock to a s audience. Ondi Timoner’s documentary ‘Dig!’ follows both bands over seven years, capturing the highs of success, the lows of ‘selling out’ and some real Frieze Sculpture Park catastrophes. Watch it on a rooftop and leave with ‘Bohemian Like You’ wedged into your frontal lobes for days. ‘Ooh, ooh, oooooh’. magickal sex rituals, he was creating Dalston Roof Park. Oct 12. £7. Outdoor art Vibey jazz his own divinatory set of tarot cards. Crowley’s Thoth Tarot deck was Celebrating C Frieze Sculpture Park S Jazz on a roof designed using the vivid symbolist Chadwick Boseman Every year, Frieze Sculpture If you’re going to call your group paintings of Lady Frieda Harris. Get Chadwick Boseman was turns the English Gardens The Banger Factory, you better be to know the cards over mocktails at clear in his goals as an R E of Regent’s Park into an ready to deliver. The Brixton jazz Magus Coffee Shop, a cosy space for actor: he wanted to play F E outdoor art gallery – outfit won’t give you pop bops, but art, indie comics and surprisingly pioneering figures in which is extremely hard bops? Those they’ve got. The good vegan pancakes. African-American handy now that Factory lads play their own sweet Magus Coffee Shop. Oct 8 and 15. £10. history, and became indoor art is a lot material for their Thursday night one in the process. harder to organise. residency at The Prince of Wales, led Tarot for beginners He starred as Jackie This year’s trail by young trumpeter Mark Kavuma. Cups, pentacles, wands, a creepy Robinson, the first will feature works The Prince of Wales. Oct 8 and 15. Book a booth skeleton man who swings a scythe Black man to play in A R T selected by Clare Lilley, from £25 for four people. around like it’s a golf putter: tarot is a American major league the director at Yorkshire lot to get your head around. If you’re baseball and portrayed civil Sculpture Park (which is very determined to learn, you can book rights activist and lawyer Thurgood much worth a trip up north, fyi). in for an online course organised Marshall. This season of his films Keep an eye out for sculptures by by Treadwell’s, a lovely little shop will close with one of his biggest hits: Lubaina Himid, Richard Long, Tarot readings in Bloomsbury that specialises in ‘Black Panther’ and one pound from Sarah Lucas and Rebecca Warren. Or witchcraft. Over four weekly Zoom every ticket will go to colon cancer choose the autumn-weatherproof E Tarot, tea and mocktails sessions, pro tarot guy Adrien charity tude. It’s a chance to option of viewing them online in the Aleister Crowley was a poet, painter, Mastrosimone will start you off with remember not just what we lost, but new Frieze Viewing Room. occultist, ceremonial magician the basics and then build you up to the immense legacy he left behind. Regent’s Park. Until Oct 18. Free. www.frieze. and all-round mega-weirdo. When doing readings of your own. Various Picturehouse cinemas. Oct 11. £8. com/fairs/frieze-viewing-room he wasn’t writing about drugs and Nov 4-25. £100. www.treadwells-london.com FABIO LATTANZI ANTINORI, 2020, AD KEYWORDS, COURTESY OF PI ARTWORKS AND THE ARTIST THE AND ARTWORKS PI OF COURTESY KEYWORDS, AD 2020, ANTINORI, LATTANZI FABIO C Central N North S South E East W West Streaming Outdoors IMAGES
Time Out London October 6 – 12 2020 28 Day parties Pumpkin BEHIND THE LIPPY N Pulse Day to Night Party pickin’ Let’s put a positive spin on this pm curfew... okay, erm… so… Crockford Bridge Farm Diane Chorley NOW IS THE DAWN OF THE DAY If we can’t dress up as Joe Exotic PARTY. No, not a ‘night that spilled and make out with a questionable into noon the next day and now you stranger who claims to have come just need some support from the as ‘Mark Zuckerberg surfing’ in the group chat and a Capri-Sun’ day hallway at a Halloween house party, party. We’re talking day disco on you can be damn sure we’re making a terrace at Costa del Tottenham, the most of pumpkin season. Do a starting at pm, ending by a safe and swift rebrand and call it ‘wholesome legal pm, with DJ sets from Pulse Halloween’, with a day out picking Radio (the official station of London pumpkins in a field in Surrey. School of Economics). Yes, it’s New Haw Rd, KT15 2BU. Oct 9-11. £4, which will essentially a freshers’ party, be deducted from the cost of your pumpkin. and they’re thin on the K E ground at the moment, E N so if you’re one of E London the poor bastards D that started uni this W drag month, get booking. I Costa del Tottenham. Oct 7. N S E Drag Brunch From £28 for four people. E The year was R A V the peak of the novelty S Craig Charles Funk nostalgia brunch, a time and Soul BBQ when people were swimming He starred in ‘Red Dwarf’, he trod in ballpits while someone served the cobbles of ‘Corrie’, he presented eggs nearby. The enthusiasm dried ‘Robot Wars’ and did we mention up faster than the promised ‘ he once had a column in this very hours of bottomless prosecco!’. But magazine? Craig Charles gets one event that endured was the around, and brings his trunk of funk drag brunch, because few things S Diane Chorley: Greatest Hits LIVE wherever he goes. No matter what are better suited to the overblown She’s seen it all has Diane. In the 1980s, she ran he’s up to, he’s always moonlighting bougie notions of this made-up The Flick, the hottest nightclub in Canvey, Essex, as a DJ, and the next stop is a meal than a six-foot queen asking where she served chicken kievs to Des Lynam and daytime barbecue set on the terrace for a bite of your pancake. They are rubbed shoulders with Jagger. Behind the scenes, her of Brixton Courtyard. so ubiquitous you can find them glamorous life was plagued by crime. But she won’t Brixton Courtyard. Oct 10. From £75 for six in West End casinos, but they’re let her chequered (and if you hadn’t guessed, entirely people. Tickets on the door only. also still happening at great queer made-up) past get her down. The ballad-crooner (and venues like Dalston Superstore, drag artiste) is on the cusp of yet another comeback. where kitschy power brunches are held every Saturday and Sunday, Why is now the time for your greatest hits? noon to pm, with a rotating bill ‘Cos it’s bleeding armageddon and the world needs a Oktoberfest of London drag stars. a tasty little disco beat. If I have to listen to one more Dalston Superstore. Every weekend. Prices vary, advert with some bugger singing along to an acoustic C Bierschenke book a table in advance. guitar in a baby voice I’m gonna lose the plot. I want Giant steins, cold warehouses and horns with my Corn Flakes, you get me, babe?’ questionable promotional material C The Enby Show of women in dirndls: Oktoberfest in Are you reading this on a Tuesday How have you been entertaining yourself in lockdown? London can be unbearable. Trying morning? Good. Now listen up: ‘I lost my thumbs to Candy Crush. Drank so much Cup to find a good one is just chasing you have mere hours to book a a Soup I smelt like a stock cube! I even hit the Baileys a luftschloß (that’s German for an ticket to a night of burlesque, glam whilst watching “Homes Under the Hammer”. If I’d unrealistic dream, or ‘air castle’ if pop and biblical drag. ‘Enby’ is have kept on like that, I’d have been doing shots of you want to get literal about it). But the pronunciation spelling of the Aftershock whilst watching “Come Dine with Me”.’ if you’re going to go for it, try and letters NB, and The Enby Show is find one that at least vaguely all about celebrating the ‘crème Which celeb was your favourite of The Flick’s heyday? resembles a Munich beer de la crème’ of non-binary drag ‘Bowie would sit at the bar with a pint of Nesquik. hall, like Bierschenke in and cabaret talent. Enby Tina Tuner liked her own private finger buffet and ballpit. Liverpool Street. It’s been was meant to happen last It was the young ones you needed to look out for: if I had at it for a decade, serving up week, but was rescheduled a fiver every time I pulled Shane Richie off a chandelier traditional Bavarian wurst to to tonight, Tuesday October I’d be the American president.’ thousands of Londoners ¡, the very same day Time every year. And unlike Out London comes out. What do you miss most about the 1980s? a lot of other soulless Coincidence? Let’s call it a ‘They ain’t looking too dissimilar to now, babe: nobody’s stein-peddlers, entry sign that you need to leave got a job, the country’s on its knees. The only thing we for this one is free. the house and see some ain’t got that we had in the ’80s is a good old-fashioned Bierschenke Liverpool St. lip-syncing, asap. glamorous knees-up with more sequins than a Primark Thu-Sat until Oct 31. Free The Phoenix Arts cushion. Get yourself down to The Clapham Grand and entry, but book your place Club. Oct 6. From £24 it’ll be 1980 all over again!’ ■ Interview by Katie McCabe Dalston Superstore brunch in advance. for two people. The Clapham Grand. Oct 13. £40.50 for two.
29 October 6 – 12 2020 Time Out London FREE STUFF We let a dog loose in a AFTER DARK London gallery at the Museum
Thursday nights in October 18:30-21:00 Over 18s only / Tickets £15 Soak up the atmosphere after hours. Grab a drink, explore exhibitions free from crowds, and show off your trivia skills in a weekly pub quiz.
Book online at ltmuseum.co.uk/afterdark
W ‘Architecture for Dogs’ Dogs do not need to prove themselves to us, but they’ve really stepped up recently. After the initial head-cocked ...from home confusion of ‘why are you home at 2pm on a Tuesday, buddy? Have you been fired?’, they helped to keep the lockdown doom away, one tail-wag at a time. Explore our museum from the comfort of your But I wouldn’t know much about that, because I do not home. Visit our Noteworthy Women online have a dog – I had to steal one from a friend so I could get the most out of this exhibition. exhibition and play our banknote checking game. Only small-to-medium pooches are allowed into ‘Architecture for Dogs’, a partly interactive show of designs created with specific canine breeds in mind. This makes sense: Japan House, where it’s being held, has a shop filled with expensive ceramics on plinths. Nino – the dog I have stolen – is allegedly a chihuahua MUSEUM but looks more like a dobermann that got zapped with a shrink ray, so he’s allowed in. The display is fairly minimal, but it’s obvious how much fun these big-name architects had imagining a dog as their ‘client’. One structure from Atelier Bow-Wow is made to help dachshunds meet their owners’ eye-level (their stubby legs make it hard to hop up on a chair). There’s even a ‘wearable’ design for chihuahuas, which Nino shows absolutely no interest in. Things are more fun in the interactive bit, where I can let Nino off the lead to run through the maddest designs. It feels like we’re competiting in a Surrealist Crufts. As an exhibition, this won’t blow your mind, but if you’re a London pet owner who spends a lot of time on Follow @boemuseum on street corners googling ‘is The Coach & Horses dog www.bankofengland.co.uk/museum friendly?’, then this weird little afternoon out is for you. ■ Katie McCabe