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V O L . IX. C A R T E R E T , N. J., THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1915. NEW No. 4. CONCERT OF SINGING TWO MEN DROWN BOROUGH COUNCIL ENGELSON BROTHERS FOUND SOCIETY BIG SUCCESS HAS BUSY SESSION ATTACKS Last Saturday night the German CROSSING S.I.SOUND A regular meeting of the borough singing society Sangerlust held their council was held Monday night. GUILTY IN CONSPIRACY CASE first concert and ball, which was a big Many boats are scouring and dragging Recorder Lawlor’s report was pre­ GIRL ON success. Owing to the concert being the sound for the bodies of Frank Peak sented, accepted and ordered filed The Max and David Engelson, of Chrome, These goods, it was charged, were ille­ late in starting, which was 9.00 o’clock, and George Bagi, of Houston street, total fines collected amounted to ap­ were convicted Friday afternoon of con­ gally transferred to his brother. Max the program was shortened to enable who were drowned early Sunday even­ proximately $160.50. spiring to conceal assets. The maxi­ then disposed of them and secreted the thedancers to enjoy themselves. Music ing. Bogi was a member of Hungarian A petiton was presented by the prop­ HJCHWAY mum penalty for this crime is a fine of proceeds from Eugene M. Clark, trus­ was furnished by Staubach’s orchestra. Camp, No. 89, W. O. W., of Chrome, erty owners of Charles street, request­ $10,000, imprisonment for two years, or tee, appointed to take charge of David’s There were many visitors from Perth having joined April 19, 1915, and was ing the council to have sidewalks put both. Mrs. Max Engelson, wife of one store when the latter failed in April, Amboy and Elizabeth, who expressed entitled to $500 benefits and $100 for a down on said street. Petition accepted Mis* Netty Jakeway Has Terrible o f the defendants, threw the court ma­ 1914. Sam Fagan, a brother-in-law of themselves as having a most enjoyable monument,and the head camp at Omaha, and referred to street committee. chinery out of gear by her hysterical the Engelson’s was the government’s time. The local singing society is surely Neb., has offered $25 reward for Property owners of Fitch street also Experience Tuesday Night, on protest against the verdict after the chief witness. He worked for David making very fine progress and should the recovery of his body, and friends petitioned council to lay sidewalks and Way Home from F. L. Trolley. foreman had announced “ guilty as and told the jury he had received in­ be complimented. The program ren­ of Peak have offerd $25 for the recov­ lay macadamized road through the charged.” Mrs. Engelson stood up, structions from the brothers as to how dered was as follows: ery of his body. street. Petition accepted. extended her hands toward the ceiling the goods were to be disposed of. Fagan 1. Overture—Orchestra. Chief of Police Harrington has his A discussion arose about the amount Tuesday night Miss Nettie Jakeway, 2. In der Fem e—Sangerlust, Carteret. of appropriation to be made for the and exclaimed: also testified the Engelsons had staged men directing the efforts to recover the coming home from the fast line trolley, „ “ He did nothing! Why should he go a fake robbery in order to explain the 3. Veringruss—Perth Amboy Quartet bodies. The boat parties are using repair of Rahway avenue. Upon advice was attacked by Edward Bunce, who Club. of the borough attorney it was decided to jai? He did nothing!” disappearance o f the goods. grappling hooks in dragging the sound. made some nasty remarks and attacked to make the appropriation $6,000. Still screaming, she sank to the floor The defence not only denied all the 4. Song— Perth Amboy Arbeiter Man- Since the drowning strong tides have and handled her roughly, but Miss Jake­ chor. A petition was presented by Herman and was carried to the office of United charges but put the blame for the miss­ ebbed and flowed, and it is likely that way fought him by striking him With a 5. Song — First German - Hungarian Shapiro in which he complained that States District Attorney J. Warren ing goods upon Fagan. It was brought the bodies have been washed further mesh bag, cutting his face and hand. Singing Society, Elizabeth. the King-Marsac Co. were denying him • Davis. Efforts to calm the woman were out that some of the stock had been down the sound. In the meantime her screams were Ruhe mit mir. certain private rights on his own prop­ futile. H er screams pierced every cor­ hidden under the show-case window in The two men, employes of the Liebig heard by John Gurka, who lives 6. Mannerchor—Sonntg: Sung by the erty which are legally his. The peti­ ner of the Newark Postoffice building, David’s store. Max and David testi­ Fertilizer Works, started for Kreisch- near the scene of attack, who came to the United Singers under the tion was thoroughly discussed and the in which the United District Court is fied they never put anything there, and erville, S. I., early Sunday afternoon and her assisstance, but Bunce escaped be­ leadership of the Sangerlust, Car­ council decided to take a position in the located, bringing scores of persons to the goods found there had been secreted started home about 5 o’clock. It is be­ fore Gurka could see him. Mr. teret. matter where they could give it a the court room. The City Hospital am­ by Fagan. lieved their boat was upset by the strong Slugg, who also lives near the place of’ thorough investigation. bulance was sent for, and after receiv­ United States District Attorney Davis tide and that they attempted to swim attack, telephoned to the police station. The question of making the line of ing treatment from the ambulance sur­ refuted the alleged compromise of im­ BEAUTIFUL WEDDING ashore, as their coats were found float­ Chief Harrington immediately got busy Rahway avenue sixty feet in width geon Mrs. Engelson went home with munity which John J. Stamler, counsel ing on the water. It is believed that after hearing the discription Of the CELEBRATED WEDNESDAY they had taken off their coats to keep through the whole street was taken up her husband. for the trustee, ivas said to have made man given by Miss Jakeway by going and action will soon be taken to see Max Engelson was given his liberty, in order to secure -evidence. The pros­ from being handicapped in swimming. to the home of his mother, asking if that the property owners whose proper­ pending sentence, under $5,000 bail. ecutor promised that so long as he was Miss Mary J. Wisley and John F. Bagi is unmarried, but Peak has a wife Eddie played a violin. She replied that and several children. Both men were ty extends over the fixed line will be David was unable to procure a bonds­ in office “ dishonest bankrupts, crooks Coughlin were married on Wednesday he did not, but he had a harmonica. forced to move back. man and was taken to the Essex county and birds like these would not be able morning at St. Joseph’s Church by Rev. about thirty years of age. A third The chief then asked her what kind of man accompanied them to Kreisoher- jail. Before the conviction each of the to defraud creditors and get away with Dr.. M. J. Hagerty. The bride was a handkerchief he had, and she an­ ville, but did not accompany them defendants had been under $2,000 bail, it.” Mr. Davis made an impassioned dressed in white, carrying a large TWO MEN TRY TO ASSAULT swered that he had a blue dottedjone. when they started home in the little which was raised by Judge Haight. address, demanding the conviction of bouquet of white roses, and the groom, He asked her these questions because rowboat. The men were identified by OFFICER JOHN CONNOLLY The trial of the Engelsons lasted four the brothers, so that confidence might dressed in tuxedo, made a handsome both of these things had been lost by letters found in their coats. Bagi had a days and was replete with sensational not be destroyed among business men couple to their admiring friends. Leon the assailant in the struggle, and picked letter from Sovereign Commander Frank Bokash and Joseph Bokash, of charges and counter charges. David who are obliged to give credit. Coughlin, a brother of the groom, was up by Miss Jakeway. The chief also Frazer, of Woodmen of Omaha, Neb. Chrome, were brought before Recorder Engelson conducted a hardware and The jury was out half an hour. The best man, and Margaret Carney, brides­ asked her if Eddie had been scratched Lawlor, charged by Officer Connolly notion store a short distance from Max. verdict included a recommendation of maid. A fter the cSremony Rev. Dr. on his face and hands when he left with attempting to attack him. Connolly The latter was in the dry goods busi­ mercy for David Engelson, who ap­ Hagerty made an eloquent address and TUBERCULOSIS CASE home. She said that he did not have stated that he was sent to stop a wed­ ness. David decided to take in dry peared to have little knowledge of the wished the happy couple the best of any scratches on his face or hands when ding at 12 o’clock midnight because the goods as a side line and secured business and who depended upon his luck. A t the home of the bride a wed­ SENT TO GLEN GARDNER he left home, which was between 8 and law requires it. When he told this to the about $3,000 worth of goods on credit. brother’s judgment. ding dinner was served to the guests, 9 o’clock. The chief then went to Car­ who were many. A pleasant day was en­ The Association for the Prevention man who was managing the affair, the teret, where he found Bunce and placed joyed and many good wishes were given of Tuberculosis, through its secretary, man asked him to allow them to run a him under arrest. At a hearing before LARGE ATTENDANCE AT MRS. WILLIAM SEXTON IS the couple. Many handsome presents Miss Amelia Halsey Suydam, who are half hour longer. This Connolly refused. Recorder Lawlor Bunce denied that he FUNMAKERS MASQUE BALL HOSTESS TO ROOSEVELT CLUB were received. Mr. and Mrs. Coughlin doing fine work in the prevention of Frank Bokash came upon the scene and was the guilty party; that he was at left on the 3 o’clock train for New the plague, were instrumental in bring­ said it was none of Connolly’s business. Brown & Rockman’s saloon. The re­ Connolly pushed him away and as he did Mrs. William Sexton, of Woodbrige York, where they will spend their hon­ ing about the removal of Garber Toth, corder called up Mr. Brown, who said The Funmakers Club held their an­ so Joseph Bokash came from the rear avenue entertained the Ladies’ Euchre eymoon. On their return they will of A street, Chrome, who has the dis­ that Bunce left the,saloon at 6 o’clock nual masquerade ball in Garber’s Hall and grabbed the officer by the throat. Club Thursday night. The regular mem­ make their home on Washington ave­ ease, to Glen Gardner, N. J., the state and had not been there since. The re­ Friday night. As usual, a large crowd Frank then pulled the club out of the bers besides a number of invited guests, nue, which is already furnished. sanitarium. The wife and child of corder then placed Bunce under $500 attended, the majority of those being officer's hand and ran into the hall. were present and as usual spent a pleas­ Toth are being looked after by Over­ bail to appear before the grand jury. masked. Music was furnished by An­ Connolly broke Joseph’s grip and ran ant evening playing cards, singing and seer of the Poor Wilhelm, who is doing Bunce asked permission to call his gus’ orchestra. The hall was beauti­ CATHERINE MURTAGH DIES after Frank, who had hid behind some dancing. Mrs. Edward Coughlin won the everything in his power to make them father on the telephone. The father fully decorated and the floor in good women, otherwise Connolly stated he prize, a clock; Mrs. J. Childs, second, AFTER LONG ILLNESS comfortable. refused to go his bail, so Bunce was condition until the confetti that was would have shot him. The manager of and Mrs. W. Dillett, the consolation, locked up for the night and taken to showered down from the ceiling upon the the wedding was called upon as a witness prize. Miss Margaret Devereux won the New Brunswick this afternoon. dancers made the scene resemble a huge Catherine Murtagh, age 18, passed LOCAL COURT CASES and told a similar tale to Connolly’s. guest prize. Refreshments were served. snow storm. So far as the maskers away at 1 o’clock Wednesday morning Frank Bokash took the stand and de­ Among those present were Mrs. C. IN NEW BRUNSWICK were concerned, there was everything at the home of her father, Patrick nied that he had started the fight. He DR. SAMUEL MESSINGER Zimmerman, Mr's,T. Currie, Mrs. T. from a female baseball player to a Murtagh, on Atlantic street, death being stated Connolly had attempted to beat Devereux, Mrs. E. Coughlin, Mrs. W. Cases in the Circuit and Supreme OPENS OFFICE HERE. troupe of Salvation Army workers and the result of a complication of diseases him and to protect himself he grasped Dillett, Mrs. W. Lawlor, Mrs. J. Childs, Court lists were called at the opening a wild Mexican. No prizes were given, after being in bad health for many the club and ran, and did not return it Mrs. W. Martin, Mrs. J. Nevill, Mrs. of the court on Monday. Louis Rosen- On Saturday, May 1st, Dr. Samuel but nevertheless there was a lot of talk years, her last serious illness lasting for fear of being beaten. Joseph pro­ J. Murphy and the Misses Katie Dunne, bloom against Max Engelson, action at Messinger made his debut as a physi­ about who wore the best costume. Re­ three months. Funeral will be at 9 duced a written story in which he stated May me Sexton, Margaret and Anna law, transferred to the bottom of the cian in Chrome, having secured the freshments were served at a late hour, o’clock Saturday morning at St. Jo­ that he was trying to save his brother Devereux, Nora Walsh, Jennie Currie, list; the Borough of Roosevelt against offices which were formerly occupied and according to reports justice was seph’s Church, where mass will be of­ from Connolly. Recorder Lawlor fined Nellie Sexton and Ada Dubow. Herman Shapiro, et al., ejectment, laid by Dr. Jakoby. Dr. Messenger comes done them. The affair broke up at a fered up for her. Burial will be at St. Frank $10 and Joseph $25, which was over for next term. to Chrome with a good reputation, hav­ late hour, and everybody was immensely James’ Cemetery Woodbridge. paid at once. pleased with the good time they had. JUDGE BERGEN DISMISSES ing a good practice in Jersey City, where he has been for the last three WRIT ON ROOSEVELT LAND TRY TO RAISE FUKDS AT YOUR SERVICE- C. E. ZIMMERMANN years. He is a graduate from the long IMPROVING GROUNDS FOR STARVING COUNTRYMEN THE CARRIER WHO SERIOUSLY ILL Island College Hospital, and spent OF SCHOOL NO. 10 Attorneys for the borough and those DELIVERS THIS PAPER, much time at the Seydenham Hospital, for the Casey estate were before Su­ The various Polish organizations of C. Edward Zimmermann has a serious Beth Israel Hospital and the Hills Ma­ The Board of Education have em­ preme Court Justice James J. Bergen, Roosevelt held a celebration Sunday ROOSEVELT BOWLERS attack of pneumonia and for a time it ternity Clinic. He was to have taken ployed Charles Grohmann to improve sitting in chambers in Elizabeth on Sat­ afternoon in order to raise funds for was feared that he would not recover. over the practice of the late Dr. Jakoby, and beautify the grounds of School No. urday. The hearing was on the writ of their staving country, men in the battle­ TRIM S. 0. Y. M. C. A. Latest reports however are that he is who was to have moved to Newark 10. Mr. Grohmann is now at work and certiorari to review a recent ordinance fields o f Poland and Galicia. The parade better, but not out of danger, as he is after his marriage, but death changed from the way he is doing it the grounds passed by the Borough Council. The left Chrome at3o’ cloek and was headed Last Tuesday night the local Y. M. not over the crisis. His many friends the agreement so that Dr. Messinger will be an attraction along that section ordinance provides for the vacation of by the Polish Scout Band. In line there C. A. pinners were the champions over are anxious of his condition and are had to come without any formal intro­ of Rahway avenue, which is being im­ a certain avenue forming an exit were many organizations including one the crack South Amboy Railroad Y. M. hoping that he will recover. Mr. Zim­ duction. He is an enthusiastic, hard proved along the same line by property, from the Casey estate, and which is ob­ of Polish women who are members of the C. A., winning the first and third games mermann has been sick for the past working man, and surely will be suc­ cessful in Chrome. owners. jected to by the Caseys, who are repre­ Scout movement. by close margins. In the second game month and was about again, when he sented by Thomas Brown and John De­ The parade went through the import­ the local boys went to pieces and got a relapse. W00DBRIDGE BOWLERS laney. ant streets and then entered the Polish coupled with a big spurt on the part of PORT READING BRAVES The attorneys for the complainant Catholic church, where a prayer was the visitors were defeated by 142 pins. NEW AUTO TO CARRY WIN FROM ROOSEVELT asked the justice to postpone argument DEFEAT CHROME EAGLES offered for their suffering countrymen. McLeod’s good bowling in the third HIGH SCHOOL CHILDREN on the writ until the taking of testi­ A fter that the line of march turned to game was principally the cause of the The Woodbridge A. A. bowlers added mony in the case may be completed. the Cresent theatre where speeches were seven-pin victory in that game. In a close contest Saturday afternoon another victory to their string by de­ A number of witnesses were on hand made. A collection was taken and a To-night (Thursday) the locals will Thomas Burke has purchased a new the Braves, of Port Reading, walloped feating the Y. M. C. A. team by win­ from the boi’ough before Special Master large sum money was realized. journey to Sounh Amboy for a return Buick automobile to make the High the Eagles of Chrome, by the close scors ning two games out of three last Thurs­ James S. Wight Friday, many of whom match. All rooters wishing to go along School trip to Rahway, and in the near of 6 to 5. Zullo, of the victor, twirled a day night. The Woodbridge team had were examined by John Delaney and I should get the 7.14 train at Port Read­ future will have a new body put on, good game, allowing but few hit. The matters in their own hands for the first their depositions recorded. The com-1 ing. Tuesday’s scores: which is under construction. Eagles would like to hear from teams two games, but in the last game the plainants desired the completion of the j averaging from twelve to fifteen years This Is a Good Town SOUTH AMBOY Y. M C. A. locals took a new lease and were the taking of testimony before argument PARTY AT THE HOME - of age. f LET’S ALL PULL TOGETHER Whalen...... 167 187 178 victors. Valentine, of the Woodbridge was heard on the writ. K- i«« Dixon...... 144 119 133 OF MR. AND MRS. JAEGER team, made the best average. The Justice Bergen dismissed the writ, but B e rlew ...... 124 197 173 GRADING GROUNDS OF score: in commenting on the same declared Live Here and Work Here jIngraham...... 170 161 147 ROOSEVELT Y. M. C. A. that only the right of the public was ! Mr. and Mrs. Jaeger, of Rahway ave­ BETHLEHEM STEEL CO. Stephenson...... 150 189 134 nue, last Sunday evening entertained Sussicks...... 168 123 involved and that the rights of the in­ Buy Here and Sell Here, That s 1 friends. A pleasant evening was spent, Kutcher...... 162 dividual property owners were still the Way to Make the Town 755 853 765 The grounds of the Bethlehem Steel refreshments being served before they Co. are being graded and ponds filled M orecraft...... 137 153 152 maintained, and appeal could be made ROOSEVELT Y. M. C. A. departed for home. Among those pres­ in. which adds to the beauties of Wood- Wilgus...... 160 96 156 to the Court of Errors and Appeals. Bigger, Better an

You citizens of Roosevelt and vicinity, no doubt are aware of the Evangelist’s Sharp Sayings Hold fact that war has been declared on Ice. I take this chance to inform you that I am strictly neutral. My prices are as low as usual and my delivery unequaled. You know you have been used to paying high prices before I started delivering Ice, and you would pay more if I did not start. Now I wish to inform you that I am here to stay in ORIGINALITY IS UNBOUNDED spite of all competition, and I am able to deliver the Best Natural Ice. When I haven’t anything in the Ice, Coal and Wood line that

"When You Quit Living Like the Devil you desire, I doubt if any dealer in town has. Take my advice and I Will Quit Preaching That Way.” buy your supply of "No Man Has Any Business to Be In a Bad Business”—“ Whisky All Right tn Its Place, but Place Is In Hell.” Ice, Coal and Wood from me, and you’ ll get just what you pay for. t k PPENDED are some of the best N the “ Road o’ Strife,” the new se­ “The Railroad Raiders of ’02” is a | / ■ epigrams uttered by Billy Sun- rial by Emmett Campbell Hall, the real war film. The survivors of the j day, the remarkable evangelist. I old method of using leaders show­ civil war still remember the exploits Mr. Sunday’s sermons are a THOMAS KRINZMAN ing conversation bearing on the .work­ of that daring band of Union soldiers, succession of epigrams, and that they ing out of the plot, such as “ Give the Andrews raiders. In '02 a force BiLLIE RITCHIE. are effective Is attested by the thou­ Office and Yard me those papers,” “ I never saw him of volunteers, led by Captain Andrews, sands who rtre “ hitting the trail:” “ In the study of a part a comedian before,” etc., has been done away penetrated the Confederate lines, stole must he exceedingly careful to get In our standard of gold and silver RAHWAY AVENUE CARTERET, N. J. with. There is no break at all in the an engine and a car and raised havoc everything just right,” says Billie Abraham was worth $1,500,000,000, Da­ story as it is unreeled on the screen. before they were finally cornered and Ritchie, “for the camera portrays every Telephone 420 vid was worth $3,000,000,000 and Solo­ The captions mystically appear and captured. The story is told in “ The expression and movement. When I mon more than $5,000,000,000. Solomon disappear while the action of the play Railroad Raiders of ’62,” an episode of have studied out every situation I add Call me on the phone or drop me a card and I will call on you and 'could have had Carnegie for his chauf­ is going on. the Hazards of Helen Railroad se­ bits of comedy business which will feur, Rockefeller to cut his lawn and quote you the lowest market prices. ries. In this story a participant of the help the scene along. Sometimes I Morgan for his butler. A unique effect is produced in a Andrews raid tells Helen of his adven­ think the action out ahead, but more scene of the photo play “The Strength tures, and the result is one of the most frequently let the funny movements Let the Bible come, and the novels of the Weak.” Bryant Washburn is thrilling episodes of the series. come spontaneously while I act.” Will go out. shown sitting at a taMe with a hypo­ dermic needle before him, fighting the That famous feat of daring, “The Christy Mathewson, the famous base­ You will find a lot of things in Shake­ temptation to take morphine. Into the Boston Tea Party,” is alive with the ball king, plays the leading role in the speare which are not fit for reading in same picture there flashes the form of thrill of patriot escapades and warm two-reel drama called “ Matty's Deci­ • mixed audience and call that litera- an imp about a foot high, who rises with heart interest, the way a love sion,” in which are also featured the through the boards of the table. The tale weaves in and out in the film well known players Dorothy Phillips, effect is obtained by a double masked version. Carlton King as the Ameri­ Hobart Henley and Howard Cramp- exposure. The imp Is a real live actor can patriot and pretty Maxine Brown ton. Mr. Crampton is especially fine of normal size. take part in a splendid rescue ride. as the gouty old father.

die thing-. "He never was with me, as I f men had half as much grit as wo­ The church gives the people what The New Jersey Division ildmund Kean and them riglars was.” men there would be different stories they need; the theuter gives them what -Detroit Free Press. written about a good many homes. they want. Telephone Directory Home is on a level with the women; If I was a devil I would rather live the town is on the level with the homes. in a good, decent hog than in lots of GOES TO PRESS men. You Can Talk to Practically There was no humanitarism before Jesus Christ cams. The saloon business has cost the All the People hi the Town country fifty times more than the reve­ Thursday, May 13,1915 It ’s everybody’s business how you nue derived from it. THROUGH THIS PAPER live. What the church needs is not a Some persons think they have to look larger membership, a new carpet, a HY not arrange for tele­ like a hedgehog to be pious. bigger pipe organ, but more men who Read Our Advertisements know how to pray. phone service for your Look into the preaching Jesus did ~And Profit by Them home or place of busi­ and you will find it aimed at the big Don’t try to feed the intellectual gi­ W sinners on the front seats. raffes of your congregation. I f you do ness now, and get your name in the the sheep will starve to death. A Nice Point In Law. new Telephone Directory? Of Sir Thomas Egerton, who was gift­ A revival gives the church a little digitalis instead of an opiate. There’s no better anchorage on G od’s ed with quick perception, this story is earth, young fellow, than your moth­ told: “A poor woman had been in­ Why stay longer just outside of Theology bears the same relation to er’s apron string. trusted with the care of a .large sum your circle of friends and business Christianity that botany does to flow­ of money by three farmers who told ers. Being a king, an emperor or a presi­ her to keep it safely until they ap­ associates when a telephone costs so dent is mighty small potatoes compared peared together to claim it. Shortly little and means so much? Morality isn't tbe light; it is only the to being a mother or the teacher of afterward one of them went to her ■polish on the candlestick. shildren. and, representing that he came at the direction of the other two, he received Just telephone, call or write our The dance is immoral. Every man You might as well expect a motor- ■file money and forthwith disappeared. The other two brought action to re­ nearest Commercial Office for and woman carries a breast full of man to pull a car uphill by blowing cover the whole deposit. Egerton hap­ full particulars. passions, the same as are possessed his breath on the vestibule as for you pened to be in court during the trial, by the bad, aud those passions become to be saved by some other power than in which an intimate friend defended J4-I5 a tinder box to consume morals when­ that of Jesus Christ. the woman. Seeing that the case was ever brought into contact with the going against his friend, Egerton vol­ {|jc‘ NEW YORK TELEPH0NEC0MPANY ( j temptress. Photo by Amerioan Press Association. Hugging and kissing a poodle dog is unteered to speak as amicus curiae. Per­ mighty small business compared to mission was granted. Emphasizing the ninny Su n d a y i n h a p p y mood. i f you live wrong you can’t die right. moulding the life of a child. condition on which the money was left ture. It makes all the difference wheth- in the woman's care. Egerton said: ‘It Souks homos need a hickory stick a , er Bill Shakespeare or Bill Sunday There are slaves of fashion, women is clear that the plaintiffs cannot recov­ good deal more than they do a piano. said it. ivho are chained to the Moloch of pride er because it is to the three appearing and vanity, all noble longings and am­ together that the defendant agreed to Churches don't need new members When you quit living like the devil I bitions of motherhood dead. deliver the money. Where is the third ? will quit preaching that way. half so much as they need the old Lot him be produced.' Thus Egerton bunch made over. Just tjiink, when at last they put saved the day for his friend.” No man has any business to be in a the clods on your coffin and your wife Canda Realty Company I believe that a long step toward bad business. and children go home, if all they re­ public good will have been taken when Necessitarians. member is your curses and blows. sins are called by their right name. The philosophic term “necessitarians” LOTS FOR SALE ON EASY TERMS Whisky is all right in its place—but is used to denote those persons that Ks place is In hell. The bars of the church are so low Your reputation is what the people deny the freedom of will and assert say about you. Your character is what that in human conduct all volitions Apply to It won’t save your soul if your wife that any old hog with two or three suits of clothes and a bank roll can God and your wife know about. are determined by motives that obey Is a Christian. You have got to be the law of causation as invariably as something more than a brother-in-law crawl through. do the forces of nature. The word to the church. RUSSELL MILES, Agent Home is the place we love best and Romance of a Tree. “determinists” was suggested as a In the beautiful gardens of Gray’s substitute by John Stuart Mill and has I f every black cloud had a cyclone in whore we grumble the most. inn, upon the finest stretch of grass been very generally adopted. — New Chrome, N. J. . it the world would have been blown to in the heart of London, is what the York American. toothpicks long ago. The man who lives for himself alone will he the sole mourner at his own Americans would call “ some” tree—a catalpa—for it was planted in 1598 Appreciated. You can't raise the standard of wo­ funeral. and Is still alive and flourishing and, men’s morals by raising their pay en­ Tubb—Old boy, I want to congratu­ velope. It lies deeper than that. ' When your heart is breaking you indeed, puts forth its blossoms every late you on your speech at the ban­ don’t want the dancing master or sa­ year. The catalpa has a very fine quet Igst night. O'Sudds (after wait­ RUSSELL MILES Bob Ingersoll wasn't the first to flud loonkeeper. You want the preacher. blossom, indeed, in a great bunch, ing a moment)—I know you do, pard. something like a horse chestnut. out that Moses made mistakes. God and you’re awfully sorry you can’t dc The catalpa tree was brought to Real Estate, Insurance & Loans knew about it long before Ingersoll it truthfully. I appreciate the effort, was born. England by Sir Walter Raleigh and just the same. Nasty weather, isn’t was planted by Sir Francis Bacon, it?—Chicago Tribune. - BOROUGH MAN—BOROUGH SERVICE t 1 then a resident in Gray’s inn, with Going to church doesn't make a man which his name is so intimately asso­ a Christian any more than going to a Fishing de Luxe. Chrome, New Jersey ciated. In course of time a shoot was garage makes him an automobile. “ Come on and go fishing with me.” taken from that parent plant, which “Aw, fishing is too rough sport has produced an even finer tree. Don’t try to be a Daniel Webster. There’s mud and briers and rocks and Then a curious thing followed: I-’rom damp boats.” Patronize Borough Business Men and thus add to Jesus put the cookies and jam on the l he shoot another shoot was cut and lowest shelf. "I see- Your idea of fishing is to sit j the Borough Prosperity. uaken back to America, and in Phila­ In a hotel lobby and angle for goldfish delphia the grandson of the original in a fountain.”—Louisville Courier- \ Be natural. I try to be. I don't have tree brought home by Raleigh grows Journal. one tone of voice here and another today.—London Spectator. when I go to the grocery. Horrified. Theatrical Caste. “ Oh, let me tell you the scandal i Take the miracles out of the life of “Muster Richardson,” christened John, about the first secretary's wife, Mrs. Christ and the historical fabric will was a successful but illiterate traveling Leiehtinger!” fall to pieces. Valley of the Sacramento showman of the early nineteenth cen­ “I ’ve already been told of It by the tury in England. His “special train” comptroller’s wife, Mrs. Zanglein.” Wouldn’t you like to see “ how the land lays” thatwill produce wheat and God doesn’t save on the installment consisted in a cart and other primitive I “What! You associate with that old | alfalfa, oranges and lemons, raisins and rice, hops and walnuts, almonds plan. A man Is either on the road to means of locomotion, including a stur­ gossip!” —Munich Fliegende Blaetter. and peaches, figs and prunes? Wouldn’t it seem peculiar to see oranges heaven or on the road to hell. ripening while you are doing your winter plowing, or a strawberry patch dy pair of legs. It was in the early j yielding fruit every month for eleven months out of the year? part of his career that he boasted Ed- | Wind and Rain. God Almighty enjoys a little fun round Kean as of his company. The j The wind blows in a circle around a sometimes. lie made monkeys and You Can Sec This Country Without Leaving Home old showman was not a little proud of ■ storm, and when it blows from tbe parrots and donkeys—and some of you. the association and used to give him-! f orth the heaviest rain is east of you; j Wa have issued beautiful booklets descriptive of various portions of the Sacramento Valley: Sacramento, Yolo, Solano, Shasta, Glenn counties and self credit for having had a part in | from the south, the heaviest rain is It’s easy for you to sit in the cushion­ have a vast fund of information for you. This bureau is conducted solely the great tragedian's professional edit- j west; from tbe east, the heaviest rain ed pew in church and sing “ Rescue for the benefit of the bomeseeker, settler and tourist. You may have cation. When Maeready's name was : is south; from the west, the heaviest ' the Perishing” and never stretch forth | one or more of the booklets mentioned, a map o f California, and answer becoming knowp in the theatrical world rain is north of you. to your questions and a sample copy of S u n s e t M a g a z i n e , the monthly a hand to do it. Richardson was asked if he had seen I guide and text-book of the homeseeker and settler, if you will send ten him. Clean Living. cents in stamps to cover cost of mailing. God has marked out the same path I “ No, muster.” he replied. , “ I know j fot both men and women. It makes j Plioto by American Press Association. James—A bath bun and two sponge nothing about him. In fact, hes some ! cakes, please. Waitress—Two sponges SUNSET MAGAZINE SERVICE BUREAU, San Francisco, California no difference whether the one who MBS. SUNDAY PLEASED AT HUSBANDS ragabone as no one knows—one o’ them j line wears a plug hat or a petticoat. EXCEPTION. and a bath for this gentleman, please! Be sure to mention this pap«r and name book you want '.bans as ain't had any edication far —London Opinion. . . — - — —— TKP, ROOSEVELT NEWS (The In o m u 'lt iX'nus L. D. TELEPHONE: Roosevelt 310.

THOMAS YORKE Editor and Proprietor F. J. HEMSEL Entered as second-class matter June'24th, 1903, at the post office at Carteret, N. J., under the Act o f March 3, 1379. Painter and Paperhanger SUBSCRIPTION RATES Single Copies. One Year, $1.50 (ir. advance) A Full Line of Painters’ Supplies OFFICE: Third Street, Near Washington Ave., Borough of Roosevelt By P. O. WOTTON THE DOCTOR’S ORDERS 24-26-28 SECOND STREET Gladys It was With a Side Light on the State of Poor GLADNESS. Chrome, N. J George’s Health. Of all the good gifts that ever jfgSSf FN, Visions of her return Mrs. Oldwed (calling on Mrs. Newly- came out of the wallet of the fairy l,in to the simple life and wedj—How nice and cozy you buve it godmother the gift of natural glad­ P i s yIw/H an e^ ort to pry the here in your flat, dearie. I can im­ ness is the best. It is to the soul p S a t Y S iy j iffllmj mortgage off father's agine how proud Mr. Newlywed must what health is to the body, what L fw 1" ' i f / M back made Gladys be to come home to a dinner prepared DAILY BETWEEN by your own bands. sanity is to the mind, the best of Mrs. Newlywed (with a suspicion q£ normality.— Bliss Carman. ■v* BUFFALO & a tear in her eyes)—By, my dear Sirs, “ I saw Hickey go in; into the ehirop- “ I f anybody should Oldwed, do you know I am all brokeu odist's this morning.” mention a marriage license to one of them CLEVELAND up over poor George’s health? He does “There must be something serious on Johnnies that hang around the stage door not eat heartily like he did the first foot.”—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. after the performance they wouldn’t stop Commas. few duys after we were married. Our running for a hundred miles," she mused. The French do not as a rule employ "Besides, I ain’t hankering to take in doctor called last evening and said I inverted commas to indicate a dia­ New Gnu News. washing to support an Imitation man." There once was a lively young gnu. must not be alarmed over George’s logue, but they employ the dash to in­ The delusions Gladys hugged when she lack of appetite. He even said it was Who was captured and placed in a zoo. forsook the ribbon counter of the only dicate a change of speakers, which is An old gnu who was there best for a person never to dine unless department store in Punkville, 111., were just as bad. Certainly many punctua­ Came forth from his lair scattered along the route of a series of The largest and most costly steamer on any inland water o f the world. Gleeping accommoda­ one could eat with a relish. I ordered tions fo r 1500 passengers. tion marks are sadly misused or over­ To hear all the news that the new gnu one night jumps through the brush dis­ knew. “ CITY OF ERSE” ------3 Magnificent Steamers------“CITY OF BUFFALO’ 1 several kinds of sauces, some mustard, tricts that lingered in her memory like a used. Dickens flung unnecessary com­ —Ladles’ Home Journal. UETWELN horseradish and also some relishes mas all over his pages—whole bat­ nightmare. Dreams in which she saw herself rolling BUFFALO —Daily, May 1st to Dec. 1c! CLEVELAND from the grocer today, and I do hope talions of them. Walter Pater also Leave Buffalo - - 9:00 P. M. Leave Cleveland poor George will be able to enjoy his Man’s Ingratitude. up to the stage door in her own limousine, Arrive Cleveland - - 7:30 A. M. Arrive Buffalo employed them with extraordinary (Eastern Standard Time) dinner tonight.—Judge. “My employers played me a rather past the fawning stage manager, to re­ Connections .at Cleveland fo r Cedar Point, Put-in-Bny, Toledo, Detroit and all points West and prodigality, frequently before the word ceive the plaudits of the star at $2,000 a Southwest. Railroad tickets reading between Buffalo and Cleveland are good for transportation heartless trick,” remarked the man on our steamers. Ask your ticket agent for tickets viaC. & B. Line.______“and” where the conjunction rendered week or a trifle like that, no longer dis­ who is always kicking. Beautifully colored sectional puzzle chart, showing both exterior and interior o f The Great Nothin’ Done. them superfluous. Pater was also turbed her slumbers. Ship “ SEEANDBEE" sent on receipt o f rive cents to cover postage and mailing. Also ask “ Why, 1 thought they had increased AH her promises to lift the mortgage off for onr 21-page pictorial and descriptive booklet free,______W inter is too cold for work; overfond of the mark of exclamation, Freezln’ weather makes me shirk. your compensation.” the farm were as flat as an exploded THE CLEVELAND & BUFFALO TRANSIT CO., Cleveland, Ohio Spring comes on an' finds me wlshiri so that when he drops a “ Yes” into “ Yes. But they increased it just dirigible. I could end my days a-fishin’. his measured style it must needs ap­ enough to compel me to keep books One morning after a cabaret party she Then in summer, when it’s hot, pear as “ Yes'” But, though the Bible and employ an expert accountant to was introduced to a gay old buyer, who I say work can go to pot. does without inverted commas, there weepingly confessed that he was a widower Autumn days, so calm an’ hazy, figure out my income tax.”—Washing­ is real art in its punctuation. How ad­ and the owner of a big automobile factory Sorter makes me kinder lazy. ton Star. up State. That’s the way the seasons run, mirably it marks the cadence and helps Next day when he took her out in his Seems I can’t git nothin’ done. the drama in that great story of the six cylinder distance annibilator Mr. Buyer —Lipplncott's Magazine. Boogh Hoogh. prodigal son!—London Tit-Bits. There was a young person called Hugh, confided that he was lonely and needed the JACOB HAYMAN Who appeared most decidedly blugh; consolation of a young and beautiful wife, Sylvia and Sylvia. Wash All Fruit. He’d happened to fall who would share the profits of the auto­ How beautiful Sylvia looked that In love—that was all— Incoming cargoes of fruits should be mobile industry. morning. The clear Virginia sunlight That caused*him existence to rugh. He admitted that he preferred chorus Daily and Weekly Newspapers closely observed for traces of poison­ —Richmond Times-Dispatch. played upon her and her brown hair girls. ous insecticides. Growers are not al­ By this time Gladys had her campaign seemed almost golden. Her great gray ways careful to remove all traces of Nearly Caught Him. mapped out, but it cost her a struggle to MAGAZINES AND PERIODICALS eyes, twin stars, looked straight Into sprays before marketing their fruit. Mrs. Bacon—Where were you last refrain from leading him to the office of mine and I wondered what thoughts Housekeepers can protect themselves night, John? a Justice of Peace and putting the brand Tobaccos and Cigars they hid. Nearer and nearer I drew to Mr. Bacon (in alarm)—Why, dear? on him before he had time for a second from danger from this source by wash­ thought. Sylvia, and I could feel her breath, ing all fruit in several waters before “ I heard you talking in your sleep.” sweet as a clover field in June, on my She concluded to give him plenty of line serving it. It would be advisable and “l rou did? What did I say, dear?” and edge him toward the net when he C. R. R. DEPOT CARTERET, N. J. warm brow. We were alone. insure greater safety to wash the fruit “ You said somebody had ‘cleaned you wasn’t looking. A harsh voice rang out. before placing it in the storeroom or up good,’ that's what you said.” “ You want to be keerful o’ that there ice chest. Sprays and powders of suf­ “Oh, yes; I was down to a Turkish Sylvia,” it said, “ ’cause she kicks wus ficient strength to kill insects which bath, dear.”—Yonkers Statesman. than any cow I ever milked.”—Harvard feed upon and destroy fruit trees and Lampoon. fruit would prove fatal to life if par­ Cacophonous Vicinage. taken of by human beings. " I cannot sing the old, old songs,” Uplift Stuff. She warbled day and night; RELIABLE Don’t deal in woe or tearfulness. And all the neighbors were agreed Most folks have a supply Cruel Advice. That her sentiments* were right. —Philadelphia Ledger. O f wares like these, and cheerfulness “ Miss Oldgirl, would you like me to B. KAHN’S Is what they want to buy. borrow Brother'"Jack’s parrot to keep Furniture Store So deal in Joy and truthfulness, iu your room?” Put on a smiling phiz “ Why should I borrow your broth­ 308 Woodbridp Ave., Chrome, N J. And you’ll preserve your youthfulness er’s parrot?” A Dollar Spent With Complete line of And do a lot of biz. “ Because I heard him say the lan­ —Kansas City Journal. the Home Merchant Furniture, Beds guage that bird uses would make your hair curl.”—Baltimore American. Circulates at Home Mattresses, Stoves GjS) and Helps Home Trade Sole Agency for On the Side. ijl l MountAooeh, One day we heard a sideshow freak Model Acorn Ranges and Stoves Most bitterly complain: The Biggest Stores Come and see us. Satisfaction The broken glass he ate that week Carry the Biggest Advertisements Somehow gave him a pane. Guaranteed. —Springfield Union. WHO WANTS TO BE A CLAM ? Furniture stored at Reasonable R ates Telephone Connection

he in tr o d u c e d h is SON BILLY. FROit HARVARD, JUST HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. So when he poured out the woes of a widower too wealthy to spend his income, -KNOW HOW TO A NOT' UM' LOOK she asked him not to cry on her shoulder. (A\V. SPAGHETTI A N OPPORTUNITY COOK IT TOO! AT IT! ISN'T THAT She was about ready to send him down GOOD 0 ID SPAG 1 WONT 00 A to the license bureau for the legal permit -GETTI! HOW I to support her for the rest of his life when THING TO THIS! ' he introduced his son, “ B illy," *rom LOVE IT! MAY­ YNOI I .GUESS .-y Harvard, home for the holidays. BE THIS GUY “ Billy” didn’ t waste a minute before telling Gladys on the quiet that his father l d o e s n ' t ------( was an old tightwad, and that his son Our wagons pass your door daily with fresh dairy was the real goods. He gave her a few samples of his ability to make the Buyer products, prepared in a clean place, placed in sani­ money fly that made his father look like tary packages and sterilized bottles by clean men. a miser. Within a week Gladys had them both trying to see which could give her the best time. Our Plant, at 194 New Brunswick Avenue '■THE O U T S ID F When "Billy’s” pa discovered that the 'GREAT? AWN :WATCH HE boy was coaxing Gladys to elope the old (GET ON ~ OF IT. UM1 tlM IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR INSPECTION MATCH M E! man threatened to cut him off without a cent if he didn’t keep away from chorus girls. A post card will bring our wagon to your door daily with ’’Billy” assured Mr. Buyer that if he wanted to make a fool of himself when he Milk, Butter, Cream, Buttermilk or Cottage Cheese. was past sixty he might do so. but that It looked to him like robbing the crib, for, re­ member, Gladys was only nineteen. By this time Gladys was getting the strings mixed. Whether to lead Pa to the altar and take the chances of dividing his plunder or to annex “ B illy'’ with a chance of his Pa giving the loot to found a Home Perth A m b o y N ew Jersey for Widowers was a tough problem for a girl. NOW, HERE IS I j M M H M . aaah When the stalling was played to the it m a k e s MY limit, Gladys tossed a coin and took m o u t h WATER iWHERE YOU AND; AH A W - A W — i i t IT "B illy.” That night they eloped. When [l BECOME FRIEND5; they told Pa he was furious and wouldn’t let them into the Buyer mansion. Like Gladys. “Billy” had a horror of work. P a stopped his allowance and Gladys was almost ready to try the stage again when Pa’s lawyer came around with an offer to pay Gladys $100,000 and give her G. A. Dalrymple a $150,000 house if she would divorce the boy. * For "Billy" it was a divorce or work, and he begged for the divorce. Did Gladys obtain the divorce? Not until P a consented to make the balm for her lo3s of "B illy” an even $300,000. (THINK ILL ' Ws/ELL. WELL! ^ Within a month she was married to Pa UMP1 U M 1. I'VE BEEN SLEEP-; and the automobile business was hers. order AN0TH Public Trucking r e a s o n e d jus •ER PORTION 1 -INC 1 WONDER r ig h t g o r g - )F THE CHEESE Nuggets of Information. UM! BUT ITS ,( -EOUS MAGNl ON THAT SPAG ’ j good1 t u m - -ficent:.— - AETTI MADE mb Many apartment houses in Europe are VyuM-1 YUM !^ equipped with electric lights which may b” HAVE THAT ' switched on when a person enters .* - d l,D REAM? HtlHL which automatically extinguish themselves ! a few minutes later when he has hud time i to reach Ms room. A life preserver of European Invention for seagoing vessels Is intended to keep CARTERET, N. J S1T,AS> a person fairly warm and dry for several days as he floats about waiting rescue.

An English scientist has produced minute diamonds by exploding a powder made of [ THE ROOSEVELT NEWS. - ______LOCAL BRIEFS. play their best. It is hoped a large crowd will be on hand to defray the I. Wiess was in Newark Friday. ROOSEVELT A. C.DEFEATS expenses of the Feds. The line-up of GOING DOWN Mrs. E. Compton was in Newark Fri­ Sunday’s game follows: day. PEERLESS FEDS. Andy Sprague was in Newaak Satur­ ST. ANTHONY CHAMPIONS R. H. E. day. T. Donoghue, 2b...... 1 2 0 Frank Green, l,f...... 0 0 0 Harvey Platt visited New York Sat­ The Roosevelt A. ‘C. are playing in game. Applegate will pitch for the J. Wilhelm, c ...... 0 1 0 urday. championship form and last Sunday Franklins, with a strong team behind T. Ginda, s.s...... l 2 2 him. The line-up of the locals will be Mrs. J. J. Reason spent Friday in trimmed the St. Anthony B. B. C., of J. Donoghue, p ...... 0 1 0 A • the same as last Sunday. The score: A Newark. Perth Amboy, by the score of 6 to 2. A. Kay, 3b...... 0 0 1 S. Kapusky, lb ...... 0 0 2 The local team outplayed the champs ROOSEVELT A. C. Mrs. Chester King spent Friday in G. Kimbaeh, c.f...... 1 0 1 A.B. R. H. O. E. Newark. in all ways. In last week’s issue of the Fred Green, r . f ...... 0 1 0 O o * ■ E. Coughlin, 2b...... 3 2 1 2 0 ME O Miss A. Sullivan spent Saturday in N e w s it was said that the St. Anthony J. Elk, 3b...... 3 1 2 2 0 3 7 6 Newark. only gained their county series after W. Coughlin, s.s...... 4 1 1 2 0 WASHINGTON FEDS. Frank Wilhelm spent Saturday in they had three -of the locals on their Jakeway, c.f...... 4 0 2 4 0 P-. H. E. Brooklyn. line up. Sundays game proved that it Scally, l . f ...... 3 0 1 3 0 P. Conlan, r . f ...... 0 0 0 must have been their presence that won Murtha, c ...... 4 1 0 2 1 A. Lacour spent Tuesday in New O. Brown, 2b...... 0 0 0 for them. It must have been a sad blow Cutter, lb ...... 4 0 0 4 0 Brunswick. A. Kish, c.f.'...... o 1 0 to Manager Mullen, of the Saints to lose, Groom, r . f ...... 2 1 1 1 0 J. Fee, c ...... 0 0 0 M. Koses was a visitor in New York as his humor after the game showed. Litz, p ...... 3 0 0 3 0 Jacobowitz, 3b...... 1 1 1 Wednesday. The Saints thought that they had easy Dolan, c .f...... 2 0 1 I 1 picking, as it was said before the game Coughlin stopped everything at 2nd. Donovan, l . f ...... 1 0 0 James F. Young spent Monday even­ that this was nothing but a practice 32 6 9 24 2 R. Dunne, s.s...... 0 0 1 ing in New York. G. Love, p ...... 0 1 0 game. Butch Needer knows better E. B. C. Two-base hit, Worth; three-base hit, Mrs. D. Hopper was in New York now. He did not have some of his old- Dolan. Passed balls, Murtha, Peter­ C. Crane, lb ...... 0 0 2 Friday afternoon. time luck with him Sunday. The local 4.B. R. H. 0. E. son. Hit by pitcher, Needer, Litz. P. Brown, lb ...... 0 0 0 team is playing in their best form. . 4 0 2 4 0 First base on errors, St. Anthony, 1. Fred Muller spent Saturday after­ 2 3 4 Murtha showed his real form, the . 4 i 2 2 0 First base on balls, off Litz, 3; off noon in New York. champs being afraid to steal bases, and . 4 0 2 4 1 Needer, 2. Struck out, by Litz, 10; by Edward Hare, of Plainfield, visited when they did try they were nailed. . 3 0 I 4 1 Needer, 9. Time of game, 1 hr. 50 min. the borough Saturday. They were told by Manager Mullen not . 3 0 0 3 1 Umpires, Halshirmer and Olbricht. . 4 1 2 2 0 Mr. and Mrs. Dayton Hopper spent to steal, because that fellow (Murtha) Y O U W IL L . 3 0 1 2 0 Saturday in Elizabeth. will get you. Some boost from a veteran PEERLESS FEDS WIN like “ Pick.” Manager Coughlin secured . 4 0 1 3 0 Mrs. Thomas Currie was visiting rel­ the services of Pitcher Litz to pitch for 3 0 0 3 0 FROM WASHINGTON FEDS N E V E R K N O W atives in Brooklyn Friday. the team in the future. Litz formerly 32 2 11 27 3 A tenth of w hat Is going Mr. J. Stoddard, of Toms River, N. played in the Southern League. He Owing to a cancellation with the on In T ow n , State, N a ­ J., spent Monday in the borough. held the Saints down, pulling himself Traveller A. C., of Elizabeth, the out of many tight pinches. The local tion and W o rld if yo u Miss Clara Grohmann, of East Or­ Peerless Feds were forced to play infield backed Litz in good style, always fall to take ange, visited Mrs. A. Grohmann, Sun­ the Washington Feds, of Carteret, on day. in the right place when emei'gency Sunday. One of the best games played called for it. Coughlin ht second had on the diamond was the result, the Mrs. M. Goodman and Miss Molly one of his good days. Cutter at first Feds under the name of Peerless finally THIS PAPER Wisely spent Saturday eyening in Perth was never rattled, this being his first pulling out victors by a 3—2 score. O rdsr I t l O rdtr I t JV&tm J Amboy. real game. Elk and W. Coughlin held The Peerless scored two runs in the Miss H. Linsky returned home Fri­ their gardens as safe as any fort. first, and did not score again until the Scally, Dolan, Groom and Jakeway cov­ day after a week’s stay with relatives ninth, when a pass to Jiimbach and a OVER 65 YEARS' in New York. ered the outfield. Scally and Groom timely hit by Fred Green won the game. EXPERIENCE made a couple of sensational catches, Donoghue pitched a steady game for Charles Ohlott has opened his new which stopped the scoring for the the Peerless and practically won his barber shop at the corner of Rahway Saints. Dolan is proving himself a own game in the first, when with two avenue and John street. Cobb of semi-pro baseball, driving a men on bases, he connected with the Miss Anna Richardson and Ira Key- three-base hit into deep right field, ball, sending home both men. Love, ser were in Paterson Sunday to hear which would have been a home run of the vanquished, also pitched well, Trade M a r k s “ Billy” Sunday lecture. only for a misunderstanding of coach getting quite a few strike-outs. How­ Design# .... C o p y r i g h t s A.c . signals, “ Go to it Rube.” The game ever, his support was better than what Anyone «end!nf a sketch and description m«y Bradley W. Bangs, of Bryant street, quickly ascertain our opinion Tree whether an was one of the most interesting seen Donoghue received, and many a time invention is probably patentabla. OonimuniCH- heard one of “ Billy” Sunday’s ser­ tions strictly confidential. HANDBOOK on Patents here in some time, but the fans fail to was pulled out of a tight place. Next sent. free. Oldest agency for securing: putents. mons in Paterson last Sunday. Patents taken through Munn & Co. recoire contribute as they should. The club Sunday the Peerless Feds will have the tvtcial notice, without charge, in tho Mrs. Mary Stout and daughters, had to dig into their pockets to meet Ramblers, of Rahway as their oppo­ Tillie and Mamie, spent the week-end Scientific American. expenses—enough said. Next Sunday nents. The Ramblers are the strongest A handsomely Illustrated weekly. T.nrpast olr- with Mr. and Mrs. A. Grohmann. /ulatnm o f any scientific journal. Terms, #3 a they travel to Wood bridge, where they team in Rahway and probably the best jrsar ; four months, Sold by all ri®w*(l«Milars. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph P. Enot at­ play the crack Franklin-Tiger combina­ in Union County, so in order to beat MUNN &Co.8«“ ^ ' New York tended the double-header at the Fed­ tion, and there will be a red-hot Murtha had a beautiful whip. them the Peerless Feds will have to Branch OOco. C26 F Bt„ Washington, D. C. eral League Park in Newark Sunday. President of Board of Education E. J. Heil and Street Commissioner Jos. :• -\ ■'' 4 gfi# W. Crane spent Wednesday in Newark. Miss Catharine May Williams, of Yonkers, is visiting at the home of her aunt, Miss Smith, of Washington ave­ nue. T Proved His Case. YOUR CAR KNOWS A teacher was holding an oral exam­ ination in an intermediate geography class ono day and asked, “ What is the difference between the people of a state THE DIFFERENCE and those of a territory?” Only one hand was raised. But a radiant smile illuminated the face of little Donald as he rose and said, “The t^IL L your tank with Standard people of a territory cannot sing.” This answer was puzzling to all, so -®- Motor Gasoline, and you the teacher asked him to explain. Whereupon he said: notice the difference instantly in “The geography says that the people LOOK FOR THIS SIGN' of a territory have no voice, so how the “feel” of your engine. could they sing?”—Cleveland Leader.

Making It Clear to Him. Standard Motor Gasoline is so He (bitterly)—Before we were mar­ W here ried you never found my social defi­ much better than “just gas” that ciencies so annoying. She (sweetly)— it is worth while to be particular Perhaps not, but you must allow some­ STANDARD thing for the broadening influence of MOTOR GASOLINE about what goes into your tank. time. The very fact that 1 married you revealed my own callow inexperi­ and Cylinder carbon frequently is ence.—Richmond Times-Dispateh. PO LA R IN E \ caused by the use of an inferior To Help Him Meet the Cost. Oil and Greases can “ So you are contemplating marriage?” be obtained fuel. “That’s what!” “ Have you paused to consider the high cost of living?” Standard Motor Gasoline vapor­ "Nary pause. I considered it on the C H R O M E way to propose and then I put on izes readily and burns cleanly. more speed. Her father has money.” — Houston Post. Harrington’s Garage It is a straight-distilled product, 397 Woodbrtdge Ave. Its Complaint. not a mixture—the same for every One day small Sadie was watching the lid of the teakettle rise and fall, J. Steinberg drop in your tank. emitting at the same time tiny puffs of 304 Woodbridge Ave. * steam. Finally she said: “Mamma, You can get Standard Motor Gasoline you'd better call In the doctor. The wherever you can take a car. It is abso­ teakettle's got the asthma.” —Chicago Thomas Devereux News. Washington Ave. lutely uniform — the same now as next Retiring Before the Enemy. week, and it is cheaper to buy because there Owens—My tailor will be here in half S. Deak are more miles in a gallon. an hour. Elevator Boy—Yes, sir; shall Woodbridge Ave. I ask him to wait? Owens—Certainly Polarine not, you idiot! What do you suppose Use Oil, the Standard Oil I’m going out for?—Boston Trancript for all motors. Friction free, carbon free. For sale wherever you see the Domestic Bliss. CARTERET "Does your husband ever speak “Standard Motor Gasoline Service harshly to you?” Station” sign. "No. Thank heaven, my husband 0. Staubach Ind I are not on speaking terms!”— 77 Rahway Ave. Chicago Herald. Shapiro & Levenson STANDARD OIL COMPANY 94 Rahway Ave. SN3 The Biggest Family (New Jersey) In This Town Is the Newark New Jersey Family of Readers of ------THIS P A P E R ------f t THE NEWS IS NEWS WANT ADS ROOSEVELT’S BRING BIG RETURNS HOME NEWSPAPER aijc Hoo&tvtii News THE COST IS SMALL

VOL. IX. CARTERET, N. J., THURSDAY, MAY 13, 1915. NEW No. 5. DROWNED BODIES OF FOREIGN JURY BOY ACCIDENTALLY ENGLESON BR0S.SENT TO JAIL MEN RECOVERED SHOT AT CIRCUS BOBO FAMILY Monday morning at 10 o’clock the FOR DEPUTIES Wednesday evening at 5.30 Steve body of George Bagi was found on the Keglo was shot in the side by a bullet MAX SENT UP FOR 18 MONTHS shore of the Staten Island Sound by Sustaining the contention of Attorney- which had stuck in a gun owned by PERISH ON employees of the Mindlesex Mosquito General Westcott that an impartial trial Amelia Lucas, one of the performers Extermination Commission working on of the Charles Roblin Circus. The Judge*. Haight, in the Newark Branch by a Middlesex jury is virtually out of strike at the very foundation of the shooting proved to be accidental, as Eli the meadows between Perth Reading the question, the Supreme Court Fri­ of the United States District Court, business of our country. If any person and Sewaren. The body was removed Lucas, a brother of the girl, was sitting LUSITANIA day granted, though with admitted re­ Monday announced he intended to deal in this district thinks he can use the in a wagon, and called her and handed to the undertaking morgue of Coroner luctance, the application of the attor­ her the gun. She was trying to get the unrelentingly with persons convicted of bankruptcy act as a means to defraud Robert Hirner. Chief of Police Har­ ney-general for the summoning of a Many friends of Mr. and Mrs. Edward bulletoutof thegun when it went off, the defrauding creditors. Max and David creditors they are badly mistaken. rington was notified and he at once foreign jury to try the twenty-six dep­ bullet striking young Keglo. Chief of McCrackindale in the borough are Engelson were before the judge for Some time ago I made up my mind to sent three men who boarded in the uties indicted for murder in connection police Harrington was summoned to mourning the tragic death of Mrs. Mc- sentence. They were convicted last deal severely with persons convicted same house on Houston street with Bagi, with the strike here a few months ago. the scene, took the girl to the lock-up week by a jury for conspiring to conceal of this crime. This sort of thing must who identified it as his body. The body “We think,” said Justice Swayne, “that Corkindale, her eight year old son Dun­ and held her until Chief Murphy, of assets from the trustee in bankruptcy. stop and those convicted who come be­ was then removed to the undertaking the evidenne in this case requires the can, and her eight months old daughter, parlors of Frank T. Burns, Woodbridge Woodbridge, as the shooting occurred Max Engelson, known as “ the brains fore me will receive the limit of sen­ conclusion that a fair and impartial who were drowned when the Lusitania outside of the borough, came and took of the conspiracy,” was sentenced to tence. avenue, where it was viewed by his trial can not be had before a jury in friends and only relative in this coun­ her to Woodridge. She appeared be­ was sunk of the the Irish coast Friday. eighteen months in state prison and to “It is unfortunate, Max Engelson. Middlesex County. We are aware of try, his sister Veronica, who lives in fore Recorder Ashley, who paroled her, The family was well known in Chrome, to pay a fine of $2,800. David Engel­ that you, having come to this country the serious nature of our action and as she will pay any damages resulting son was sentenced to a day and a year a poor boy and having acquired some New York. Funeral services were held are hiost reluctant to take it. It, of Mr. McCorkindale having been a watch­ from the accident. The witnesses, all in the same prison. property, could not abide by the laws in Van Ness Hall Wednesday afternoon course, ought not to be taken unless man at the Liebig fertilizer works for by the Woodmen of the World, Chrome of whom claim it was an accident, were After denying a motion for an arrest of this land and continue your progress. the case is a clear one, but the newspa­ three years. Reports of mothers drown­ Camp, who will pay the $500 benefits. William Deitle, Mike Andrews, Alex. of judgment Judge Haight said: “The I consider you more responsible than per clippings that were submitted to ing with infants clutched to their After their services the body was taken Huste and Joe Albergini. Dr. Wantock plea for lienency on the ground of first your brother and will deal with you ac­ us show that there is a disposition on bosoms, it is believed, was founded on to St. Elizabeth’s Church, Father attended the boy and said there was no offense has no weight with me in this cordingly, and let this be a warning to the part of the public press in New such incidents as in the case of the danger unless blood poisoning sets in. case. Here the persons did not commit others. ” Szabo officiating. Burial was in St. Brunswick to try the case outside of drowning of the four members of the James’ Cemetery, Woodbridge. The The gun was a 22-calibee. the crime in a moment of anger or The brothers took their sentence the court room and the character of the McCorkindale family. Mrs. McCorkin- funeral was under the direction of passion. It was a well planned and calmly, Max asking his friends to care publications is such that it must inflame 3ale, it is declared by her friends, prob­ Frank T. Burns. District Deputy premeditated offense. for his wife and children. They were the public mind against the state. ably went to the bottom with her pro­ August Krendl, of the W. O. W., spent Y. M. C. A. NOTES “ Such crimes as you have committed committed to the Trenton state’s prison. “We think, therefore, that a venire tecting arms about her infant daughter. some time making investigations as to should issue to the sheriff of the adjoin­ She always appeared to be devoted to Bagi's identity. James A. Ladd, secretary, is spening BIG OUTING OF ing county of Mercer in accordance with the week in New York, attending a her children, and her friends in the bor­ TWO COUNTERFEITERS At 4.30 o’clock of the same day Bagi’s seclion 97 of the criminal procedure ough picture her standing on the sink­ body was found John Havarick and conference of the International Indus­ ST. ELIZABETH ASSOCIATION RECEIVE SENTENCES act.” trial Workers. ing deck of the big liner, after escaping Henry Nipar saw a body floating in the The order allowed by the court is from the cabin, bravely meeting her Last Sunday, at East Rahway, the Judge Thomas G. Haight, in the sound on she New York side of the Lin- practically identical with that granted Up until Wednesday night J. J. Foote doom with her boy Duncan holding one oleumville dock, which proved to be St. Elizabeth Roman Catholic Associa­ Newark branch of the United States by Justice Bergen directing the sum- was the most popular man on the Y. hand and with the other tightly clasped that of Frank Peak. Chief of Police M. C. A. alleys, having put up a score tion held an outing. There were about District Court, at Monday’s session of monining of a Mercer County jury. The about her infant daughter. Harrington was notified and at once present proceedings were instituted be­ of 240 last Friday night. The honors Mrs. Elizabeth McCorkindale was on l,200people there. They had games of the court sentenced Elizabeth Gyurko- sent Jim Shimko, John Drugo and Po­ cause ot a question as to the authority now belong to William Donnelly, Jr., her way to Scotland to visit her par­ all kinds, running, jumping, sack races, vitz and Michael Sharko, both of Ford’s liceman Dowling to identify the body. of a single justice to issue such an order, he having upset 256 pins last night. ents. She had left her husband in New spoon races, throwing ring games, all Corners, who were convicted as coun­ The remains were removed by Coroner and to avoid doubt on this question the York. Mr. McCorkindale proceeded to James L. Vail to 175 Second street, The ten best scores for the month of of which made the afternoon pleasant terfeiters. The woman was given nine application was renewed before a Saskatchawan, Canada, to prepare a New Brighton, Vail’s morgue, from May, up to last night, are as follows: for those who attended. They had a months and her companion was senten­ branch of the Supreme Court over W. Donnelly...... 256 home on a farm. Mrs. McCorkindale where the burial will take place. Peak which Justice Swayze presided. and the two chilnren were to join him pavilion built of lumber loaned by Mr. ced to three years and fined $100. Foote...... 240 was a native of Hungary and has no The course pursued in almost, if not after a short stay in Scotland. She A. J. Miller, which was much appreci­ relatives here. Darlington...... 215 quite, without precedent in New Jer­ Morecraft...... 211 came originally from Scotland to Eliza­ ated by the association, and many en­ BICYCLE RIDER FINED sey, and the reluctance of the court to Richardson...... 207 beth, hence to the borough. joyed themselves by dancing, the music O’NEILL WILL HEAD establish such a precedent, except in RIDING WITHOUT LIGHT McLeod...... 202 Mr. McCorkindale has the mostheart- being furnished by the Hungarian K. OF C. OF JERSEY the most extraordinary circumstances Yorke...... felt sympathy of his friends in the bor­ String Band. The Hungarian Brass is fully indicated in the memorandum B u tts...... 196 ough. Nicholas Vannele, while riding his bi­ by Justice Swayze. That such circum­ The State Convention of the Knights Wilgus...... 191 Band played for the marching and also stances do exist in Middlesex County cycle Monday night without a light, of Columbus, held in Phillipsburg, was DR. JOSEPH S. MARK for concert music. They also had a was made clear to the court by the at­ Jim McLeod won 50 tickets for bowl­ was told to stop by Officer Connolly in in full sway Wednesday when election large canvass tent, 32x48, spread for torney-general fortified by. evidence of ing during the month of April, having OPENS OFFICE IN CHROME of officers was held and John F. O’Neill, refreshments. The canvas was loaned Chrome, but he rode away. Connolly determied offort to have the controversy made the highest score in the tourna­ of Jersey City, was named as. state by the courtesy of the Liebig Works. telephoned the chief at Borough Hali, decided outside of the court room. ment, 227, and upset more pins than Dr. Joseph S. Mark has opened on deputy. The session opened in the .any other bowler. The weather was ideal for the outing, who sent Officer Seally to head him off. Joseph Lanigan, of the attorney-gen­ office in the Steinberg Building, Chrome. council rooms of Warren Council, No. which made so many take advantage of eral’s office was in New Brunswick Fri­ The second team of the Railroad Y. Having bought all of the furniture and Seally caught him at the corner of 274, Tuesday night, when the delegates the same. The benefits are to go to­ day in the interests of the prosecution M. C. A., of South Amboy, will visit us instruments and automobile of Dr. M. Woodbridge and Washington avenues. were welcomed in an address by Mayor ward the building of St. Elizabeth’s of the deputies, and interviewed the in­ this evening. The captain claims they Jakoby at a sale held last week, is ready Vanned was brought before Recoder Kneedler Wednesday. The other offi­ Roman Catholic Church, which is to be carcerated men. Just what he was try­ can trim their first team very easily for practice. Dr. Mark, who was a Lawlor and was fined $5. cers chosen were: State secretary, Jo­ located on the upper end of the Boule­ ing to uncover or what phase of the and expect to give us a good trouncing. house doctor in the Elizabeth General seph Manley, of Paterson; state treas­ vard. The pastor, the Rev. Father case he was trying to exploit could not Hospital, attended Jr. Jakoby during urer, A. H. Maple, of Camden; state A four-men practice team, composed Szabo, is a native of Austria-Hungary, ARRESTED AND FINED be learned. However, he spent some his last sickness and was greatly af­ advocate, Frank Coan, of South Am­ of W. Donnelly, Jim McLeod, A1 Dar­ who came to this country on a tour and time at the county jail with the depu­ fected by his death, as they were very FOR ASSAULT boy; state chaplain, Rev. William A. lington and T. Yorke, last night knocked while here war was declared, which ties. “I suppose he received all the in­ good friends- Mr. Mark comes recom­ A. Bremen, milk dealer, had a warrant Keyes, of West New York. down 774 pins, being the best score on prevented him from returning home, so formation he wanted,” said Mr. S tick ­ mended by the best practitioners in issued against Charles Nogy, another As state secretary, Mr. O’Neil ren­ the Y. M. C. A. alleys for four men. he was assigned as pastor of St. Eliza­ ler, chief counsel for the defence with a Elizabeth. He is a graduate of the milk dealer, for assault in Chrome Tues­ dered a report showing the growth of beth’s Church in the borough. He is a significant smile, “as the accused have Bellevue Hospital Medical College, spent day morning. Nogy attacked Bremen order during the last year. The mem­ hard worker and will accomplish much nothing to conceal.” SOUTH AMBOY Y. M. C. A. some time in the Harlem and Lying- and beat him, the trouble being caused bership is 15,000, an increase of 1,240 in building a church in the borough. over milk bottles. Recorder Lawlor DEFEAT ROOSEVELT FIVE In Hospitals, was house surgeon in the over last year. Two new councils were Elizabeth General Hospital and is still fined Nogy $5. organized, one in Ridgewood and the FIRST COMMUNION MRS. JOSEPH CHILDS Despite the fact that the Roosevelt on the dispennsary staff. Dr. Mark will other in Millville. AT ST. JOSEPH’S CHURCH Y. Y. C. A. pinners showed a winning no doubt make good in Chrome. ENTERTAINS EUCHRE CLUB BOARD OF HEALTH Mayor Joseph A. Hermann and W. hand on their home alleys, they could J. Lawlor were the delegates who rep­ not put the winning stroke across when Mr. Joseph Childs, of Chrome ave­ TEST BAD WATER Sunday morning, at the 8 o’clock RINGLING CIRCUS resented Carey Council, No. 1280, at they appeared against the Pennsylva­ nue, entertained the Ladies’ Euchre mass, Rev. Dr. J. M. Hagerty gave On Monday the Board of Health took the convention. nia Railroad Y. M. C. A. team in south IS ANNOUNCED Club Thursday night. A large crowd holy communion to a class of thirty- a test of water and sent same to the Amboy, although the scores were much attended and as usual all had a good They marched into the church in a State Board of Health to be tested. FORESTERS VISITED higher. When the teams clashed there time. Mrs. Thomas Currie was the body, the boys leading, and the girls Official information confirms the an­ The water for the last week has been Thursday night the South Amboyans winner of the first prize, which was a ELIZABETH TUESDAY NIGHT following, all dressed in white. Rev. nouncement that Ringling Brothers’ very bad and the Board of Health ad­ Dr. Hagerty gave them a nice instruc­ took two out of the three games rolled. circus will give two performances in beautiful cracker bowl. The second vises everyone to boil and sterilize the tive sermon. For the past month he The Roosevelt pinners took the first Newark Tuesday, May 18; Plainfield, prize was won by Mrs. Joseph Childs, The following members of Court Car­ water so as to prevent disease. The has taken the children personally in game by a margin of nine pins and Wednesday, May 19; Jersey City, May the award being a dozen of fancy em­ teret, No. 48, F. ot A. visited Eliza­ local board took quick action in this hand to prepare them for their first then the South Amboy pin nights, came 20; Paterson, May 21. Many new fea­ broidered handkerchiefs. Mrs. T. Dev- beth Tuesday night to participate in the matter by calling on the officials of the communion, and the last three days along and took the second and third tures have been added this year, the ereux won a pretty sewing basket, Silver Jubilee Convention of the Grand water company and making an inyesti- were taken up by a retreat, in which games by margins of twenty-two and most notable of which is the spectacle which was the third award. Miss Nora Court, which was held in that city and tion, as the purity of water is a most the children spent most of the days in nineteen respectivelv. Berlew, of the 'Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.” Walsh was the winner of the consola­ closed with a parade of 700 men: J. S. important thing for the healthfulness preparation. They were: victors featured with a score of 228. This colossal production is presented tion prize. Olbricht, M. Rock, Leo. Coughlin, A. of the county. We have been getting John Dawling, Patrick Fleming, Geo. The scores: with a cast of 1,500 people, a ballet of After the cards a pleasant evening Bonnar, M. Garber, Wm. H. Walling, Plainfield water, which is good, health­ Walsh, Bertram Mullan, Edward Mc­ 300 dancing girls, 735 horses and a train­ was spent singing and dancing. Mrs. J. L. Peterson, Wm. Schimpf, C. Ruck- SOUTA ATBOY Y. M. C. A. ful water, but it seems that the water Donnell, Stanley Osborne, Edward Fee, load of scenery, costumes and proper­ Murphy rendered several vocal solos reigel, G. Sheridan, A. Winters and A. Berlew...... 136 228 161 company is running water from Rah­ Thomas Conlan, Arthur Rtickreigel, ties on the biggest stage in the world. which were duly appreciated. Refresh­ Vonah. The delegates to the conven­ Dixon...... 175 144 158 way. The local board expect to report John A. Quin, John Casaleggi, James Following the spectacle a circus pro­ ments were served and every one took tion from Court Carteret were Otto Whalen...... 165 118 171 in a few days from the state board. O’Donnell, Robert O’Donnell, Wil­ part-with a good will. Those presnnt Staubach and Stanley Ross. Ingraham...... 146 136 169 gram of unusual brilliancy will be pre­ In the mean time take every care. It liam Trustrum, Peter J. Steiner, sented, including an array of foreign were Mrs. T. Currie, Mrs. E. Coughlin, Stephenson...... 186 156 181 has been reported that there are two Joseph Footcattio, Julia Lynch, and American acts new to the circus Mrs. W. Sexton, Airs. J. Childs, Mrs. cases of typhod fever in Woodbridge. Anna Sears, Blanche Olbricht, Evelyn 811 782 840 world. The menagerie contains 1,003 W. Lawlor, Mrs. J. Murphy, Mrs. T. Olbricht, Mary Kondas, Elizabeth Kon- ROOSEVELT Y. M. C. A. wild animals, 41 elephants and a “baby Devereux, Jr., Mrs. W. Dillett, Mrs. This Is a Good Town das, Margaret Fleming, Julia Harring­ zoo.” The circus is transported on 98 E. Martin and the Misses N. Sexton, MAX BROWN PURCHASES Hillyer...... 173 146 168 LET’S ALL PULL TOGETHER ton, Margaret Sharkey, Rose Schubert, double length cars. Special arrange­ N. Walsh and J. Currie. The next so­ Butts .'...... 138 A NEW K0ELER TRUCK Jane Beazzio, Elizabeth Almassv, Ruth ments have been made by the railroads cial will be held at the home of Mrs. T. Foote...... 128 O’Connor. Richardson...... to accommodate the crowds that will Currie, of Houston street. Monday Max Brown, of Houston 143 Live Here and Work Here, Donnelley...... 150 visit the circus from this borough and street, purchased a new automobile 164 167 Buy Here and Sell Here, That’s DALTON BROS. PURCHASE McLeod...... 156 the surrounding counrry. truck in Newark. He expects to have 158 135 CATHERINE MURTAGH Yorke...... 203 164 ir in Chrome within a week. This will the Way to Make the Town AUTOMOBILE VAN 208 BURIED IN WOODBRIDGE enable Mr. Brown to go to Market Dalton Bros, purchased a Garford au­ 820 760 821 SMALL FIRE ON FITCH each day for vegetables and truck. Bigger, Better anc Saturday Morning Catherine Mur- tomobile moving van in Newark last STREET WEDNESDAY tagh, 18 years old, was buried in St. Brighter -C* week. The machine is a three-ton truck FIRE COMPANY NO. 2 James' Cemetery. A requiem high mass PETER SCHUBERT and will be a big asset to their busi­ The fire department was called out at was said for her at St Church. The ness. HOLD REGULAR MEETING MOVES TO MANVILLE 12.15 Wednesday afternoon for a small church was crowded witn many friends COMING EVENTS. Monday night Fire Company No. 2 fire in a house owned by Shapiro & of the family who are in sympathy for Peter Schubert, formerly proprietor LICENSING MILK AND held their regular meeting. P. B. Har­ Levenson on Fitch street. The house them in their sorrow. Rev. Dr. Hag- of a barber shop in Chrome, moved to MAY 26—Second Annual Ball and Prize CREAM DEALERS CONTINUES rington was elected president, filling i3 undergoing repairs and the fire started erty preached a beautiful sermon on ; Manville Tuesday. This is Mr. Schu- Drill of the Uniform Rank, W. O. W., in Chester’s Hall. ; the vacancy caused by the resignation among shavings on the floor, probably “ Being in the state of grace when i bert’s second move there. A big boom Every day the milk and cream deal- ! of William J. Lav. lor, and William J. caused by a carpenter droppir" n match death calls,” and eulogizing the saintly j is on in that place and being a property' JUNE 25—Strawberry Social and En- } era are renewing their licenses. There : Colgan was elected vice-president. The among them. Little damp.'-'-. ...

Self conceit v.v.s also attacked by tbe up men hate me and hate revivals. Boom of Big Guns. evangelist, who said the conceited man That these manifestations of evil exist i Early in April, 1912, a man living at SOME HOME RONS was like “the stripes on a barber pole” is not God's fault. It is the fault of ! tlambledon, near Godaiming, wrote to or a newspaper with “big scare beads the churches which have become dor­ S the Spectator, saying: “As I sat read- and no telegraph news,” mitories in which the devil administers I Ing the other afternoon I heard, or, NOTICE Of DULY SONOAY Sunday spoke of the necessity of opiates, instead of being beehives of | -atlier felt, a long vibrating boom sev- cheerfulness, saying: industry. j -ral times repeated. I thought at first “Every smile is a crimp in the un-1 Revivals Are Defended. :t was a motor van maneuvering be- You citizens of Roosevelt and vicinity, no doubt are aware of the “I am for a revival which will result dertaker's business. By smiting you | j hind the house, but found nothing fact that war has been declared on Ice. I take this chance to inform "Many Deacons Never Do Any­ can keep them from pumping you full in a man’s buying duds for his own | {tore. Then I guessed what it might of embalming fluid and your hair from wife instead of helping to pay for the I ?e and forthwith wrote to the chief you that I am strictly neutral. My prices are as low as usual and my being singed, silks on tbe back of the wife of the sa­ funnery officer of his majesty’s ship delivery unequaled. You know you have been used to paying high thing bol Deak.” loon keeper. But they say that reviv­ “One of tbe worst things that a min­ Orion to make sure. I am therefore prices before I started delivering Ice, and you would pay more if I ister can say over a man's coffin is that als are abnormal. They lie. They say able to state that the discharge of the he bad no enemies. If lie was the kind that revivals are followed by reactions. Orion’s guns was distinctly audible did not start. Now I wish to inform you that I am here to stay in of a man that he should be and led the They lie again. Even if this were true ninety-seven statute miles from the spite of all competition, and I am able to deliver the Best Natural JAIL FOR POPULAR WRITERS they would be more than worth while. life that he should he would have a ship, the sound taking somewhere Ice. When I haven’t anything in the Ice, Coal and Wood line that pack of enemies. The man who has no If a drunkard reforms for a year and about eleven minutes to travel the dis­ enemies is a carbuncle on the neck of brings bis pay envelope to bis family tance.” you desire, I doubt if any dealer in town has. Take my advice and “When a Boy Drinks or Swears or the body politic. and then backslides it is worth while. An even more remarkable instance buy your supply of “I don't scoff at other clergymen. Sneers at Religion It’s Simply Be­ “Every church is cursed by a small Df the immense distance at which gun cause He Is Keeping Bad Company minority which attempts to run it. The man that knocks religion is so low- fire can be heard was afforded at the or His Lobster of a Father Swears In They think, because they have a little down that he has to reach up to touch time of the French victory at Stein- money, they are the only pebbles on bottom. I c e , Coal a n d W o o d His Hearing.” “They say that a revival is but tem­ bach. The booming of tbe guns was the beach. As with the Pharisees, ev­ distinctly heard on the northern slopes from me, and you’ll get just what you pay for. MONG the striking expressions erything with them is either the nom­ porary. So is a bath, but it does you good. They say that a revival exalts of the Bernese Alps far down in in a sermon recently preached inative ‘I,’ the possessive ‘my or the Switzerland. The distance is just by Billy Sunday, the evangel- objective ‘me.’ an evangelist over a pastor. Nothing of the kind. Oh, you mutts make me eighty miles as the crow flies, and in THOMAS KRINZMAN A ’ 1st, were the following: He Believes Entire Bible. this ease it must be remembered that “If I were a preacher and was afraid sick. “A whole lot of ministers are scared “Yon could as well expect to see an the guns were not the 13.5 naval Office and Yard to preach the truth, I’d give up my job to death if you do anything for Jesus giants, but merely field artillery.—Lon­ and go to farming. Egyptian mummy talk and bear chil­ out of the ordinary way. They would dren as see a revival in a city where don Opinion. RAHWAY AVENUE CARTERET, N. J. “I don’t want to be subsidized by a rather go to hell than be saved through Telephone 420 gang of mutts or a dirty bunch. an innovation. On tbe other band, you the religious people and the ministers Ravenous Eaters. “Too many deacons never do any­ don't And people as a rule so scared of are growling and fighting. Gibbon tells of Soliman, a caliph in thing but ‘deak.’ the innovations of the devil. You “Revivals are needed ror the sake of the eighth century, who died of acute Call me on the phone or drop me a card and I will call on you and “I believe that an honest newspaper know the thousand and one ‘isms’ that children. The little sissie in short indigestion in his camp near Chalets, quote you the lowest market prices. is invincible. You can’t stop it any the devil has invented to drive you off skirts today knows more of sin and in Syria, just as he was about to lead more than you can sink a battleship the path of life. devilment than her grandmother does.” an army of Arabs against Constantino­ with a shotgun, smash Gibraltar with “i believe in the Bible from cover to Sunday said that in every' age great ple. He had emptied two baskets of a pea shooter or dam Niagara falls cover. I don't pretend to understand evangelists, such as Savonarola, Lu­ eggs and figs, which he swallowed al- with toothpicks and hair combs. If the it all. I would consider myself low- ther and Wesley, were needed. He lay tematelyp and the repast was finished newspapers were all suppressed I be- down and damned if I with my in­ down fiat on the platform, leaned over with marrow and sugar. In a pil­ finitesimal mind and my jack rabbit and looked at the sawdust on the floor grimage to Meeca the same caliph had and pigheaded intellect should under­ below to illustrate how God bad ealled eaten with impunity at a single meal take to tell God that I disapproved of Evans from a coal field in Wales to be seventy pomegranates, a kid, six fowls His plan of salvation. an evangelist. and a huge quantity of the grapes of “ ‘IXey, Evans; I want you,’ ” he “But they say that the consensus of Tayef. tlie latest scholarship shows that the screamed at the floor. “Then the min­ Such a statement would defy belief Bibje is wrong. Weil, the consensus er, covered with coal dust, came tip were not others of a similar character of (lie latest scholarship can go plumb from the coal pits and was sent out to save souls.” well avouched. Louis XVI, could hard­ to h—. ly boast of an appetite as ravenous as “All the booze sellers, tbe brewers, Soiiman’s, but he would eat at a sit­ i lie distillers, the white slavers, the red Prohibited Coffee Houses. So many coffee houses sprang into ting four platefuls of different soups, a light element, (he thieves and the hold­ whole pheasant, a partridge, a plate­ existence in England during the reign ful of salad, mutton hashed with gar­ of Charles II. that he, entertaining a lic, two good sized slices of ham, a belief that many political intrigues had flish of pastry and finish this ample their beginning in those places, issued repast with fruit and sweetmeats.— an edict ordering them to be closed. In London Saturday Review. this proclamation the following words occurred: “The retailing of coffee or Fighting a Forest Fire. tea might be an innocent trade, but it ! The combat with fire in the woods was said to nourish sedition, spread is usually as tense and as exciting as “When You Telephone— Smile” lies and scandalize great men. It might a conflagration in a city. From tbe instant smoke is discerned ascending also be a common nuisance.” — Ex­ into tbe blue above there is action, N D let your smile be reflected in your change. j Upon reaching the scene the racing I squads of fighters begin work by un- A• voice, so that it may be carried out over Flower Gardens of the Sea. ! dertaking the tasks as outlined by the the telephone wires to pile up good will and The sea has its flower gardens, but system. First one group starts with the blooms are not on plants as they the cutting tools and rakes, clearing up good business for you among friends and busi­ are on the land. It is the animals of a streak of ground several feet wide Plioto by American Press Association. ness associates everywhere. the sea that make the gardens, the 1 in the pathway of the fire. The men B ILLY SUNDAY PBBPAKING A SEBMON. corals of the tropical waters particu­ I with water bags, follow, wetting down lieve that crime and sin would increase larly making a display of floral beauty this strip. Then come tbe back firers, “When you Telephone—Smile” is a that fairly rivals the gorgeous coloring I who start fires from this point back formula that you can apply to your 100 per cent overnight, and all hell into the main conflagration. When the would hold a jubilee.” and delicate grace presented by land telephone conversations to the ever in­ Telling of the action of Ahaz in clos­ | fires meet they extinguish for want of flowers. So closely do they resemble material to burn. When the atmos- creasing satisfaction of yourself and ing up the churches and building idols, plant blooms that it is hard to believe pheric conditions materially assist the of those with whom you talk. Billy said that Ahaz was “the limit that they are wholly animal in organi­ ; flames the work of back firing is best and a bad egg.” zation. A naturalist says that among done at night or when the air is still- “You must clean up,” be said. “The the coral gardens there are fishes of ' est.—L. R. Perry in Countryside Maga­ The Voice With the Smile Wins Holy Spirit doesn’t want to take a bath curious forms and flashing colors dart­ zine. in beer and swim around in a pool of ing about just as the birds and butter­ *5-15 booze.” flies dart about plant gardens on land. lie said the Holy Spirit didn’t want a —Exchange. Persian Bread. NEW YORK TELEPHONE COMPANY man to look at the Bible one day and The Persian native bread today is !L ® then “gaze into a theater to see a wom­ Bees Have No Common Sense. very Little different from that used a an dance around on her toes without Henri Fabre, “the insects’ Homer,” thousand years ago. The Persian oven enough clothes on to flag a hand car.” as Maeterlinck calls him, assorts that is built of smooth masonry in the Assorting that (he greatest influence bees have no reason, only instinct, and ground, and many of them have been on the child was exerted by the moth­ gives many proofs of his assertion. used for a century. The dough is form­ er, Sunday said, “A good many boys For example, he opened the bottom of ed into thin sheets about a foot long succeed with a good for nothing father, a cell in course of construction, but the and two feet wide and slapped against but show me a boy who has reached bee that was building it kept right on the side of the oven. It bakes in a the pinnacle of righteousness who had with its work, building up tbe cell and few minutes. an empty headed, low down, gum storing lioney in it, quite unconscious Canda Realty Company chewing, theater going, society flip of of tbe fact that the food for the future a mother.” generation was oozing out, and finally Well Named. LOTS FOR SALE ON EASY TERMS Tile audience voiced its approval laid its egg and sealed up the top of when Sunday told them ours was a na­ Photo by American Press Association. Slowboy—May I—er—kiss you? the cell, never paying any attention to Girl—What do you waut, written per- tion of opportunities and that if they BILLY AND MA SUNDAY. the hole in the bottom.—Exchange. “couldn’t be something” they were nission ’—Boston Transcript. Apply to “mutts, mollycoddles, excess baggage and mere ciphers.” “The hoy who goes to school,” he RUSSELL MILES, Agent said, “is bigger than the young lobster who loafs along the streets, smokes TALKS ABOUT THE SILENT ACTORS cigarettes, goes into the booze joint Chrome, N. J. and tries to drink the whole bunch un­ der the table. Attacks Dime Novels. “Develop a desire. A raw necked, freckle faced, pigeon toed, cross eyed kid. with a stone bruise on each heel, RUSSELL MILES can ride a horse to water, but a pro­ fessor with forty-nine diplomas can't Real Estate, Insurance & Loans make him drink If the horse hasn't the desire. "If you want to become a robber road BOROUGH MAN—BOROUGH SERVICE ‘Deadshot Sam’ and ‘Deadwood Dick’ and stuff like that and you'll be one, al! Chrome, New Jersey right.” Sunday said he would like to sen­ tence fifty of ttie popular writers of to­ Patronize Borough Business Men and thus add to day to serve in the penitentiary for their teachings to young America. the Borough Prosperity. “When a boy drinks or swears or sneers at religion It's simply because SCENE FROM “WHEN GRATITUDE IS LOVE.” he is keeping bad company or his lob­ Y an oild trick of fate Jack How­ Guy Oliver, the picture star, is thir­ ster of a father swears in his bearing," ard's life is saved and his heart ty-five years of age. He left tbe stage said Sunday. B lost by the very same kind of in 1909 and Joined the film people. His “Have an aim in life.” be added. an accident in which he saves a girl versatile work has made Mr. Oliver MARC MAC DERMOTT AND MAR­ “There are lots of you gray haired men and steals her heart. Margaret Pres­ popular with all motion picture fans. GARET PRESSING. here,” pointing to several in the front sing in a wild thrilling ride to save Valley of the Sacramento rows, “that have walked on and on for “The Girl on the Trestle" is the latest Talented Marc MacDermott in a re­ her sweetheart. Strong In rugged Wouldn’t you like to see “how the land lays” that will produce wheat and fifty years and all you have to show men's hate and a pure, wholesome love episode of Heleu in her railroad series. markable characterization of two for your life is a bleary eye and a alfalfa, oranges and lemons, raisins and rice, hops and walnuts, almonds story Is "When Gratitude Is Love.” On his way to the mining camp with brothers—playing two roies—one a and peaches, figs and prunes? Wouldn’t it seem peculiar to see oranges whisky breath. a wagon load of powder Bill Roody’s I criminal epileptic brother in “A Dead­ ripening while you are doing your winter plowing, or a strawberry patch “Grit is one of the most important Bigelow Cooper, gentleman farmer horses bolt. Bill is jolted from the ve­ ly Hate” against his honored brother yielding fruit every month for eleven months out of the year? parts of the boy or girl who would be when not a film villain, hero or lover, hicle. Just as the wagon passes under (a twin). Thrill crowds upon thrill successful- I.ets of boys are all right, is eating money these days—yea, veri­ the Joro trestle the powder explodes j when the epileptic commits a murder You Can Sec This Country Without Leaving Home but they lack the punch that produces ly, Is it money, and not-stage money and destroys the structure. All that and thrusts his twin Into an asylum the ‘sleeper.’ Grit 1s the Samson in Wa have issued beautiful booklets descriptive of various portions of the either. From his farm he gets three remains standing is a single rail. Bit] for the crime and is about to marry Sacramento Valley: Sacramento, Yolo, Solano, Shasta, Glenn counties and youth that isn't afraid when the lion hastens back to Lone Point and re­ Ids twin’s sweetheart, Margaret Prus- roars. You're a mntt if you're a quit­ eggs a week. Divide three eggs into have a vast fund of information for you. This bureau is conducted solely $7.50 a week for chicken laying food ports the accident to Helen. Knowing ! sing. for the benefit of the homeseeker, settler and tourist. You may have ter.” the passenger train is due shortly, the one or more of t h e booklets mentioned, a map of California, and answer In telling tbe students of the value of and we have one egg at $2.50 per. operator wires to the next station. Her Pearl White, heroine of “The Ex- to your questions and a sample copy of S u n s e t M a g a z in e , the monthly grit Sunday paid a tribute to Abraham hen Kathiyn Williams returned j message comes too late. Without an ’ [iloi-N of Elaine,” has recently recover­ guide and text-book of the homeseeker and settler, if you will send ten Lincoln and said his success would ed from an attack of pneumonia, con­ cents in stamps to cover cost of mailing. never have come about without grit. i the Panama trip she found 1.214 instant’s pause the brave girl makes ?rs and twenty-eight presents await- her way. toot by foot, across tbe shak- tracted through exposure while work- “Those are the kind of fellows who big in outdoor scenes in bad weather. SUNSET MAGAZINE SERVICE BUREAU, San Francisco, California hang their ‘mugs' in the hall of fame.” Uer in her mail. The actress says | ing band of steel until she sees the ap­ proaching train. She flags it in time to I And yet some people think the photo Be sure to mention this paper and name book you want he said. . at least one-third of the missives e from children. I prevent a frightful accident. 1 player leads an easy life! |( THE ROOSEVELT NEWS. JL (ill)? lEnmmtplt Nfiua if You Have Anything to Sell. GOING DOWN L. D. TELEPHONE: Roosevelt 310. ADVERTISE! Nothing Sells Itself. THOMAS YORKE...... E ditor and Proprietor F. J. HEMSEL Entered as second-class matter June 24th, 1908, at the post office at Carteret, Aluminium In Glass Etching. ______N. J., under the Act of March 3, 1879. It has been found by a Swiss chem­ Painter and Paperhanger SUBSCRIPTION RATES ist that designs sketched on glass or Single Copies, - - 3 Cts. One Year, ?1.00 (in advance) porcelain with a pencil made of alumin­ ium will become etched on the mate­ A A Full Line of Painters’ Supplies OFFICE: T hird Street, N ear W ashington A ve., Borough of R oosevelt rial when treated with hydrochloric- acid. Before the operation is attempt­ needlessly- fussy. When the bill em­ ed, however, it is necessary that every 24-26-28 SECOND STREET powering the corporation of London to vestige of grease or oil be removed W e Want Every Family build the bridge was passing through from the working surface by rubbing it the house of commons a provision was thoroughly with chalk. In case a de­ Chrome, N. J. In Town on Our inserted requiring the stationing of this sign is burnished instead of etched it tug as aforesaid, so as to be handy “in is said it bears a close resemblance to Subscription List case of wreck.” The promoters pro­ inlaid silver.—Popular Mechanics. tested that the cost of the tug would lIMIIIUlilUilllllllll far exceed any benefit to be derived The Fire Bag. from it The commons thought they Near Apple Sauce. FA R E $ 3 2 ° -DAILY BETWEEN The “fire bag” is a relic of the old knew better and insisted. The bridge A French Canadian guide came into days of wooden ships. Every whaler was opened about sixteen years ago, camp one day greatly excited. He had r * BUFFALO. & and sealer used to carry such a bag. and the tug has cost the city of Lon­ a handful of wild cranberries which he It was of tarpaulin, about one foot in don £31 per week ever since. Yet its CLEVELAND length and six inches in width. It was exhibited with pride. “You know the services “in case of wreck" or any li’l eranberrie?” he asked the assem­ lined with waterproof material, with other emergency have never once been interlinings of oilcloth and thick flan­ required.—London Express. bled party. “Weil, you take the liT nel. In this was placed the flint and eranberrie an’ you put him on the fire tinderbox for kindling fire. The bag Earthquake Shocks. with plenty of de sag—oh, big lot of was then securely fastened with double There are such things as earth waves de sug—an’ you let him cook loug time. *CJfc?***Aj The Groat Ship “SEEANDBEE” flaps and tied in such a manner as to as well as ether waves. But while the Then you take him oil an’ let him cool. The largest and most costly steamer cn any inland water of the world, Sleeping accommoda- keep its contents dry. ether waves have, by the genius of a An’ voila! You have a more better tions for 1500 passengers, It was the duty of the second mate “CITY O F ERIE” ------3 Magnificent S te a m e rs ------“ C Y OF BUFFALO” Marconi, been harnessed into the sdl-v- apple sauce than you can make out of | , BETW EEN to look after the fire bag, and in case ice of mankind, no scientist has yet de prune!”—Collier’s Weekly. of shipwreck to attach it at once to BUFFALO—Daily, May 1st to Dec. 1st—CLEVELAND discovered any uses for earth waves Leave Buffalo - - 9:00 P.M. Leave Cleveland - - 9:05 r. M. his person by means of stout straps Arrive Cleveland - - 7:50 A, hi. Arrive Buffalo - - - 7:30 A. M. or even any means of utilizing them. _ (Eastern Standard Time) provided for the purpose. So, if officers Talked the Bill to Death. ConnectionsAfc Cleveland for Cedar Point, Put-in-Bay, Toledo, Detroit and all rointa West and The shock of a seismic disturbance Southwest. Railroad tickets reading between Buffalo and Cleveland are good for transportation and crew were cast away on some de­ on cur steamers. Ask your ticket agent for tickets via C. & B. Line. ______travels in waves at the rate of two One of the most dramatic holdups In serted shore, the means of obtaining a congress was made in 1901 by Senator Beautifully colored sectional puzzle chart, showing both exterior and interior of The Croat miles a second In the actual vicinity of Ship &EEANDBEE’’ 8ent on receipt of live cents to cover postage and mailing. Also ask fire were not wanting so long as the Thomas H. Carter of Montana, who for our 24-p.ngo pictorial and descriptive booklet free. ______precious fire bag was safe. the disturbance, and this rate rapidly diminishes as the distance traveled by talked to death a $00,000,000 rivers and THE( CLEVELAND & BUFFALO-TRANSIT CO., Clereland. Ohio ^ The modern steam whalers and seal­ harbors bill chiefly because the house ers carry a fire bag stowed In the life­ the earth waves Increases. The deeper the originating movement happens to had refused to appropriate money to boats with tile bread and water, but it irrigate the dry lands of the west. is of rubber, and contains half a dozen be the farther the shock travels, but the deeper the movement, on the other “I shall do what lies in my power to water tight tin boxen of matches.— prevent this bill from passing,” the Philadelphia Press. hand, the less extensive and usually the less serious, from the point of view senator shouted. “It will not pass if my strength does not fail to such an How a Siphon Acts. of loss of life, is the visible effect on JACOB HAYMAN the earth’s surface. extent that I can no longer occupy this The main principle of the siphon iS floor, and I am in a pretty fair state the same as that of a suction pump— of health.” viz, that if a vacuum be created in a A Retiary. To the laughter of the senate and the D a ily and Weekly N e w s p a p e rs tube inserted in water the normal pres­ A retiary was the name of a Roman gladiator armed In a peculiar way. lie galleries Carter then described the sure of the atmosphere will cause the clam flats and the mud banks of un­ MAGAZINES AND PERIODICALS water to rise in the vacuum to a was furnished with a trident and net, with no more covering than a short heard of places for which large appro­ height of about thirty-three feet. The priations had been made in the present siphon is a bent tube, one side or leg tunic, and with these implements he Tobaccos and Cigars endeavored to entangle and dispatch bill. He discussed the draft and ton­ of which is longer than the other, and nage of the scows and the lobster pots. the conditions of its successful opera­ his adversary, who was called a secu- tor (from sequi, to follow) and was He lasted for more than thirteen hours. C. R. R. DEPOT CARTERET, N. J. tion are, first, that the shorter side or When he was through the congress leg bo placed in the water; second, the armed with a helmet, a shield and a sword. The name of the first Is pro­ was dead, the senator’s own term was longer side or leg to hang freely over ended, and it was time to inaugurate the edge of the vessel; third, a vacuum nounced as if spelled re-slii-a-ry, tb© accent on the first syllable. Vice President Roosevelt.—New York to be created throughout the length of Herald. the tube by sucking the air from the longer side. This will be immediately Tactful Man. followed by a flow of water, which “I must say these are fine biscuits!” An Unhappy Client. will continue as long as the mouth of exclaimed the young husband. “Prisoner, have you anything to T EE OLD RELIABLE the shorter side or leg of the tube re­ “How could you say those are fine say?” mains under the surface of the water. biscuitST' inquired the young wife’s “Only this, your honor: I’d be mighty B. K A H N ’S In transferring water from a lower mother in a private interview. sorry if th’ young lawyer you assigned level care should be taken not to re­ “I didn’t say they were fine. I mere­ (o mo was ever called upon to defend Furniture Store move the short side from the water, as ly said I must say so.”—Washington in innocent man.” — Cleveland Plain 308 Woodbridge Ave., Chrome, N J. Star. thut would destroy the vacuum and Dealer. Complete line of cause the flow to stop. Belgium’s Military Cross. Words of Different Size. THEQUILL 15 MIGHTIER Furniture, Beds English Conservatism. The eroix militaire of Belgium is “Did they exchange words?” THAN THE ©WORD Mattresses, Stoves an award founded in 1S85 by Leopold “Yes, but it wasn’t an even exchange. Day and night, winter and summer. Sole Agency for In all weathers, a tug with steam up II. 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S il a s ' I CARTERET, N. J, J THE ROOSEVELT NEWS v > Two-base hits—W. Coughlin, Huls baseman. With two down in the ninth, Ancient Surgical Instruments. The Weakest Finger. BOROUGH COUNCIL HOLDS A complete set of surgical Instru­ heimer (2), Kenny, Minkler (2), Eyker- Murtha was put in as a pinch hitter for The finger on which the engagement ADJOURNED MEETING ments was found not long ago by men BASEBALL son, Applegate. Hit by pitcher— for the Stars. Not wishing to take a and wedding ring are worn is anatom­ digging in a scrap pile in Cholopbon, Jakeway, Litz, Fitzgerald. Left on chance on Murtha hitting the ball, Dar- [ an ancient Greek city. In spite of the ically the weakest of the ten. Pianists bases—Roosevelt, 11; Franklin, 4. Base lington, the pitcher of the Methodists, j have to give the third finger twice as Monday night the Borough Council fact that they were used about 2,000 on ball—Off Litz, 6; Applegate, 2. took a better way of preventing runs held an adjourned meeting for the pur­ Last Sunday the Roosevelt A. C. j much drill as the others. Place both years ago, there is not much difference Struck out—By Litz, 5; Applegate, 8. pose of making appropriations. Those traveled to Woodbridge to cross bats by hitting Murtha. Wright then came hands together, palms facing, and all between them and the implements that Passed balls—Hulsheimer, 1; Elk, 1. across with a two-ba3e hit and nearly present were Mayor Hermann and Al­ are poked into the anatomy of a mod­ with the Franklin A. C., of Perth Am­ but the middle fingers stretched, you- Sacrifice hits—E. Coughlin, W. Cough­ won the game. The Stars claim they * dermen Nash, Quinn, Kelly, Ruegg and em man. In the set are small knives boy, and were defeated by the Frank­ will be able to separate all couples lin, Scally, Cutter, Minkler, Forster. could not play as good as usual, as Mor­ Andres. Clerk Quin said there was ^ With handles of decorated bronze, a lins by a score of 17 to 7. The score easily but the two third fingers. The Earned runs—Franklin, 6: Roosevelt, 6. ris Ullman was not on the job with a $6,000 set aside for the permanent im­ metal which the Greeks thought was does not speak for itself, as the Frank­ anatomical explanation of this weak­ Umpire “Chuck” Goodwell, of Rahway. wooden receptacle containing a fluid provement of Rahway avenue until such especially healing. There are also sev­ lins got away with the game only on ness is that the tendon of the extensor known as water. time as the county would begin the eral pairs of forceps, one of them used errors. The field was in very poor con­ muscle of the third finger is attached to extract the heads of arrows and dition, there being no diamond of any PEERLESS FEDS WIN by a cross slip to that of the second construction of a new road, as the lances from wounded warriors. An­ kind, the infielders being unable to and sometimes of the fourth. This county had taken over the road. other instrument is for the drilling of AND LOSE ON SUNDAY LOCAL BRIEFS. slip is sometimes cut in violinists, who holes in the bones of the skull; anoth­ judge balls, and the Roosevelts got the bad breaks, causing the Franklins to need all the freedom and power they er for cauterizing the flesh. Besides The Peerless Feds broke even in a Henry Endy, of Trenton, was a bor­ score most of their runs on bad errors. can get. Bank Statement these are vessels for cupping and double header played on Sunday last. ough visitor Friday. No. 8437 The Roosevelts were also hadicapped bleeding, a small covered bronze box In the morning they took the Emblems, Report of the Condition of the First without Murtha, the regular catcher. Miss Ruth Young entertained her sis­ Domestic Repartee. for delicate instruments, a slab of of Elizabeth, into camp by the score of National Bank at Roosevelt in the Hulsheimer did the receiving, and was ter over the week end. Mrs. Fidgett—Are the stars shining, stone for mliing certain drugs and a 27 to 2. The Emblems are the average State of New Jersey, at the close of pair of scales which still balance per­ fairly well, but lacked the throwing John? Mr. Fidgett—Did you ever business, May 1, 1915. of the Peerless, but were no match, Mrs. Patrick Trainer entertained her fectly. In addition to these there is ability of Murtha. Litz pitched a good making enough errors to lose the game. sister and family from Rahway Sunday. know the stars to do anything else RESOURCES a handsome purple glass beaker, prob­ game, allowing the Franklins twelve Loans and Discounts (notes Each man on the Emblems made one or Henry A. Heil and a party of friends than shine? Mr. Fidgett (later)—Is the ably the drinking cup of the unknown scattered hits. The Roosevelts got held in bank...... $181,454 06 surgeon who made use of all these in­ more errors, the Peerless playing well. motored to Brown’s Mills last Sunday. rain still coming down, Bessie? Mrs. Overdrafts, unsecured...... 50 50 struments. seventeen hits, slamming Applegate to In one inning every man on the Peer­ Fidgett—Did you ever know it to do Miss Marguerite Campbell was a New U. S. Bonds deposited to se­ all corners of the field. less side had a chance at the bat and anything else than come down, John? cure circulation (par value) 25,000 00 Brunswick visitor Saturday. Kite Flying Contests. On Decoration Day the two teams several of them had two chances. Ka- Mr. Fidgett—Yes; I have known it to Securities other than U. S. bonds (not ineludingstocks) The Japanese are devoted to their will again come together, when the pushy secured a home run and Green Mrs. William Clark, of Philadelphia, hold up. national sport of kite flying. At con­ owned unpledged...... 139,637 28 locals say there will be a different story knocked two two-base hits. Ginda was the guest of her sister, Miss Mary Su b se rip tio n to tests there are two umpires, at whose to tell. “ Chick” Goodwill, of Rahway, pitched in the morning and Kimbaeh Huber, Sunday. stock of Federal command two kites of the same size umpired the game and gave the locals Reserve Bank.. .$3,000 00 received him, and in the end received a Mrs. Francis McCoy visited her are sent up together. As the kites at­ an even shake. Less amount un­ tain a sufficient height the men try to spitter on his bare hand, splitting one daughter, Mrs. George Braeher, in paid...... 1,500 00 1,500 00 play the kites against each other. Each Next Sunday the Roosevelts play on of his fingers. Grant City, S. I., last week. YOU WILL All other stocks including party wants to bring Its kite into touch their home grounds and will have for In the afternoon the Peerless lost to premium on same...... 2,000 00 Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Demarest and Banking house, furniture with Its opponent and to bring the lat­ their opponents the Westinghouse Base­ the Ramblers, of Rahway, a senior team. Miss Marguerite Campbell were guests and fixtures...... 2,000 00 ter down. The kite that stays up till ball Club from Newark, who are a fast The Feds presented a comedy of errors of Mrs. W. T. Jones, of Roselle, Fri­ NEVER KNOW Due from Federal Reserve the wind ceases or until all the others combination, having some of the best with their defense and could not bit Bank...... 6,800 00 are vanquished is victorious. This re­ semi-professional players in Newark. day night. Due from approved quires the strength of many men work­ the opposing pitcher at opportune times. A tenth of w h at Is tfolntf The score: Health Inspector Frank Born, Val. reserve agents in ing a long time. And the art of fight­ The Feds expect to have a meeting on In Town, State, Na­ New York, Chica­ ing one’s kite well is not easily ac­ ROOSEVELT A. C. soon to strengthen the team for future Gleckner and Adolph Grohmann were go and St. Louis $25,900 46 in Pftterson Tuesday night visiting Ger­ tion and World If you quired. Thus fifty or sixty men labor A.B. R. H. 0. E. games. Owing to the inability to have Due from approved mania Grove, U. A. 0. D. fall to take reserve agents in until exhausted. Some of the kites E. Coughlin, 2b...... 4 i 3 2 i sufficient fans around to defray the used in the contest are things to see- in other reserve J. Elk, 3b...... 5 i 1 1 2 expense of visiting teams here, the Mr. and Mrs. A. Grohmann, Mr. and huge circular structures about ninety cities...... 12,056 13 37,956 59 i 2 1 1 Feds will travel to Perth Amboy next Mrs. S. Schuek, J. Roeder and R. Groh­ Due from banks and bankers feet In length, including the tail, and W. Coughlin, s.s...... 3 THIS P A P E R Jakeway, c.f,, l.f., lb. 3 i 2 5 2 Sunday to play the strong Lyceums of mann attended the performance at the (other than above)...... 6,600 18 having a width of fifty or sixty feet. that plaee, and on the following Sun­ Outside checks and The ropes for tho fighting kites are Scally, l.f., c .f...... 4 0 0 1 0 Irving Place Theatre in New York Ordar H flatv / Ordar 11 /fete i day will also travel and play the Acme other cash items $231 18 made of strong hemp and are more Cutter, lb ...... 2 i 1 6 1 Wednesday night. Fractional currency than 2,000 feet long and above one inch Fitzgerald, c .f...... 1 0 0 2 0 Juniors. nickels and cents 519 61 750 79 In thickness.—London Globe. Dolan, r.f...... 5 0 1 1 0 Effects of Drugs. OVER 63 YEARS’ Notes of other national banks 4,535 00 1 3 5 2 EXPERIENCE Federal Reserve notes...... 1,800 00 Hulsheimer, c ...... 5 METHODIST A. C. Persons employed in india rubber Lawful money reserve in How Eskimo Women Die. Litz, p ...... 4 1 2 0 0 factories sometimes inhale bisulphide hank; On her first entrance to her new hut DEFEAT THE STARS of carbon and suffer from frightful Total coin and certificates 17,332 75 of snow an Eskimo woman Is buoyed 36 7 15 24 2 dreams of being murdered or of fall­ Legal-tender notes...... 2,930 00 by hope of welcoming a sou. What of Several members of the Peerless Redemption fund with U. S. her last incoming to those narrow con­ FRANKLIN A. c. ing over precipices. Opium stimulates Feds, together with some other play­ imagination; alcohol in excess excites Treasurer (not more than fines? She knows that the medicine A.B. R. H. 0. E. T rade Marks 5°/o on circulation)...... 1 250 00 ers, playing under the name of Stars, dread and suspicion; hashish, from man has decided that her sickness is Mullen, s.s...... 6 2 1 2 0 lost to the Methonist A. C. Saturday D e s i g n s mortal when she is laid upon her bed which the word assassin was derived, .... C o p y r i g h t s & g . Total...... $429,599 15 Kenny, c...... 3 4 1 4 0 afternoon by the score of 13 to 11. At Anyone sen ding a sketch and de*er!ptirm may of snow. Sho gazes upon the feebly produces homicidal mania. These drugs quickly ascertain our opinion fre© 'whether an LIABILITIES Minkler, c .f...... 5 3 2 1 0 least one or more of the players on the invention Is probably patentable. Communica­ burning lamp beside her, upon food Forster, r.f...... 6 1 1 2 0 have a.distinct effect upon the moral tions ntrlctly confidential. HANDBOOK on Patents Capital Stock paid in...... $ 25,000 00 and drink set close at her hand. She Methodist team play with the Roose­ sent free. OldeBt agency for securing patents. Surplus fund...... 25,000 00 1 sense. Sometimes, as from alcohol, a Patents taken through Munu &. Co. rccolrc sees her loved ones pass out of the Coley, lb ...... 3 3 1 10 velt A. C., and at least four others tpecial notice, without charge, in tho Undivided Eykerson, 3b...... 5 1 2 3 1 coarse and stupid brutality is stimu­ doorway that needs no tunnel entrance played last year with the Roosevelts. lated. or, as from morphine, a gloomy profits $11,164 59 to keep chill airs away, for presently Larson, l.f...... 5 1 1 1 0 Sckiifific Hweiica#. Reserved Although only junior and with the ad­ and morose temper, or, as from co­ A handsomely IlhiBtratad weekly- J.srir«t olr- for int. the door is sealed with snow. The chill Jagers, 2b...... 5 1 1 3 1 euletloil of any nclontldo Journal. Tornn. »3 a vantage in size, age, experience,weight, caine, while tho manner remains gen­ re a r; (our m onths, Sold byall n»wM)»«l«™. on sav- of death pierces through her envelop­ Applegate, p ...... 5 1 2 0 0 etc., against them, the Stars would tle the victim develops thieving and i n g s ing furs. Her tomb Insures that no have won but for the errors of the first lying habits. MUNNBranch &OSsce. Co.*9,8roadw*y' 536 F Bt„ W atblneton, Now D.York C. aecount 2,000.00 $13,164 59 long tarrying will be hers. The soul, 43 17 12 27 3 Less current ex­ companioning with her, may refresh penses, interest Itself with food; but, starving and and taxes paid.. 4.417 77 8,746 82 freezing, her feeble body will witness Circulating notes----$25,000 even that soul’s departure and know Less amount on hand that its hour has come to perish alone. and in Treasuryfor —Harper’s. redemption or in tran sit...... 800 24,200 00 Due to banks and (bankers A Bed For Seventeen. other than above)...... 4,371 47 Probably there is no bed capable of Demand deposits: holding so many as seventeen in this Individualdepos- > country. But such a bed is to be its subject to found in the Mount Tet hut (10,000 GLEAM MOTOR FUEL check ...... $108,948 01 feet above the sea), one of the Swiss Certified checks 1,962 18 mountain cabins belonging to the Deposits with notice of less Alpine club. The bed is really con­ than 30 days...... 110,910 19 structed to hold only fourteen, but tho (OLEAN Motor Fuel means Time deposits: day on which a pnrty visited the hut Deposits subject to 30 or was so exceptionally clear and the con­ more miles per gallon, freedom more days’ notice...... 231,370 67 ditions for climbing were so favora­ Total...... $429,599 15 ble that twenty-one members and friends, besides the guides accompany­ from frequent carburetor adjust­ State of New Jersey, County of ing them, turned up at the cabin to Middlesex, ss: I, Eugene M. Clark, Cashier of the stay the night. The guides took pos­ ments and greater motoring pleas­ abo’ve-named bank, do solemnly swear session of tho kitchen, and the twen­ LOOK FOR THIS SIGN! that the above statement is true to the ty-one sorted themselves out as fol­ ure. You cannot be too careful best of my knowledge and belief. lows: Seventeen “slept” on the bed, EUGENE M. CLARK, Cashier three on the floor and the remaining Subscribed and sworn to before me ono in a chair. about what goes into your tank. this 6th day of May, 1915. J ohn M. O’Toole, Notary Public. The Suave Oriental. Where Carbon in cylinders is often due Correct—Attest: Admiral Sah, the Chinese naval ex­ NICHOLAS RIZSAK, HERMAN SHAPIRO, pert, once had the misfortune to lose STANDARD to the use of inferior gasoline—■ HARRY CONARD, a cruiser. On his reporting the wreck Directors to tho Chinese admiralty he received MOTOR GASOLINE a letter thanking him for doing so and and “ blends” and “ mixtures.” pointing out that as the cruiser was getting somewhat wornout a replace POLARINE Bank Statement cruiser would be much more useful. Oil and Greases can Standard Motor Gasoline is a clean, straight- Would he, therefore, at his private ex­ distilled product, not a mixture. It is ab­ REPORT OF THE CONDITION pense, buy the new cruiser as quickly be obtained. OF as possible! solutely homogeneous — every drop like N ICHOLAS RIZSAK Putting Him Wise. every other drop. You get the same steady OF CARTERET, N. J. “I’d like to make you my wife,” CHROME said the practical young man, “bui power-impulses whether you are running At the close of business, May 1, 1915. they tell me you can’t keep house.” No. 197 “Don’t you believe all they tell you," Harrington’s Garage on the top or on the bottom of your tank. rejoined the girl In the case. "Yon get 397 Woodbridge Ave. RESOURCES. tho house and put it in my name, and Saying “Standard Motor Gasoline ” to the Loans and discounts,...... SI,800.00 I’ll prove to you that I can keep it.”— J. Steinberg Exchange. garage man is like asking to see the pure Stocks, Securities, Etc...... 2,500.00 304 Woodbridge Ave. Banking-house furniture and fixtures 14,850.00 An Economy. food label on the provisions you buy for Other Real Estate...... 57,630.00 “No money, no trunks,” said the irate Thomas Devereux landlord. “If you don't pay your hoard yourself. It is an easy way to make sure Due from Other Banks, Etc...... 10,118.76 bill we hold your trunks till you do.” Washington Ave. Cash on hand...... 5,925.81 “Splendid!” said Dedbroke. “That'll of getting the best motor fuel, wherever Other Assets...... 2,590.00 save me the expense of storage on S. Deak these things of mine until next season. you fill your tank. ______$95,414757 By-by, old man!”—Judge. Woodbridge Ave. To end your friction troubles and all ex­ LIABILITIES Evening Things Up. Excess of Assets Over Liabilities . 556,601.27 “Going to stretch your legs?” we ask CARTERET cessive wear, use Polarine Oil and Greases, Individual deposits, payable on de­ ed the man who supports thirteen rela­ mand ...... 2 2 ,796.76 tives. obtainable wherever you see the “Standard “Only the other one,” he replied In 0 . Staubach Other Liabilities...... 16,016.60 explanation—Exchange. Motor Gasoline Service Station” sign. 77 Rahway Ave. $95,414757 Tit For Tat. State of New Jersey, County of Mid­ “Until now, sir, I have never been Shapiro & Levenson Uirced to ask you for a loan.” dlesex, ss. | “Until now, sir, I have never been I 94 Rahway Ave. STANDARD OIL COMPANY NICHOLAS RIZSAK, being duly forced to refuse you.”—Philadelphia j (New Jersey) sworn, deposes and says that the fore­ Ledger. Newark New Jersey going statement is true, to the best of his knowledge and belief. Break, Break, Break. NICHOLAS RIZSAK. "He’s suing the company that eon- j structed his artificial limbs.” Subscribed and sworn to before me “On what grounds?” this 10th day of May, A. D. 1915. •‘Nonsupport-"—Buffalo Express. EUGENE M. CLARK, Notary Public. THE NEWS IS NEWS WANT ADS ROOSEVELT’S BRING BIG RETURNS HOME NEWSPAPER THE COST IS SMALL

V O L . IX . CARTERET, N. J., THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1915. N E W N o . 6 .

SO. AMBOY Y. M. C. A. JRS. BOROUGH COUNCIL NO BASEBALL GAME PERTH AMBOY GUN CLUB LOCAL BRIEFS. ENTERTAINMENT TO BE WIN OVER ROOSEVELf HOLDS REGULAR MEETING LAST SUNDAY WINS SHOOTING MATCH HELD AT PORT READING Mrs. John Donovan visited New York The Roosevelt Y. M. C. A. alley Monday night the Borough Council On account of rain there were no The match shoot at Amusement Park, Friday. knights were sent down to defeat at thfe held its regular meeting. Those An entertainment and dance will be games last Sunday, the game being Perth Amboy, Saturday, between the hands of the South Amboy Y. M. C. A. present were Mayor Hermann and Bradley Bangs was in New York called off. The Roosevelt A. C. was to Roosevelt Gun Club, of this borough, held at D. B. S. hall. Port Reading, Juniors Thursday night. The bowlerh Monday. Councilmen Nash, Quinn, Staubach, play the Westinghouse B. B. C. but the West End Gun Club, of Staten Wednesday night, June 30, under the came to the borough in “ Buck” Deat’ s Kelly and Andres, Collector Brady and the game was cancelled until later in Island, and the Perth Amboy Gun Club, Benjamin Garber was in New York auspices of Port Reading Fire Company auto, and had no difficulty in bringing Clerk Quin. The report from the bor­ the season. Manager Coughlin had his Monday. resulted in an easy victory for the last No. 1. The following committee are home the bacon. While the scores wtsFe ough collector was received and placed players on the field and gave them named club. A high wind caused Miss Jennie Currie visited New York not of the A -l variety with the excep­ on file. some inside “ dope” on the game and arranging: Louis Freedman, chairman; the targets to take freakish flights, Tuesday. tion of Bill Donnell’s 205 mark, the The property owners of Atlantic team signal work. On next Sunday which seriously handicapped the shoot­ Peter Smith, assistant chairman; Nels South Amboy boys felt highly elated street presented a petition to the mayor ers. Under the rules of the shoot there John Lyman spent Wednesday in Albertson, Wilbur E. Turner, Harry at their victory, the scores being higher and council to have an opening of said Elizabeth. were ten men to a team, each to shoot Quinn, George Benning, William Ir ­ than those made by the senior teatn street over the Central Railroad into at fifty targets, scores of the five high­ Mrs. Robert Misdom spent Friday in against the local team. Bryant street. The petition was re­ vine, Robert Larson, Charles Rodney, est to be taken as a team score. The New York. Matthew Greisheimer, Jens Yepson, SOUTH AMBOY Y. M. C. A. JRS. ported to the street and road commit­ result: Perth Amboy Gun Club, 197: tee for further action. Mrs. Emil Wilhelm spent Saturday Donnell...... 190 205 148 West End Gun Club, 140; Roosevelt Gun Peter Burnson and Peter Peterson. An invitation was received from Su­ in Elizabeth. Deats...... 157 179 135 Club, 94. pervising Principal B. V. Hermann to Hoffman...... 122 1?8 Mrs. Peter Goderstadt spent Friday attend an operetta entitled “ A Merry PERTH AMBOY GUN CLUB YOUNG JUDEA ALLOWS GIRLS W o rtle y ...... 150 196 139 in New York. Company,” to be held in the auditorium J. A v e ry ...... 42 Smock...... 157 151 Mrs. Joseph Young was a New York TO JOIN ORGANIZATION of Public School No. 2, Thursday, Aug. John Hanson...... 40 W halen...... 159 167 visitor Friday. 27. It was regularly moved to attend Willie Fisher...... 39 A t a meeting of the Young Judea of 776 890 868 in a body. A. G. Waters...... 39 Mrs. John Ruegg was an Elizabeth Roosevelt on Sunday it was decined to ROOSEVELT Y. M. C. A. The Inter Ocean Oil Co. applied for George Parsons...... 37 visitor Saturday. the privilege to cross Woodbridge ave­ allow the girls to join the organization. H illyer...... 139 151 137 Louis Rosenblum was in New York nue with a railroad and pipe line to 197 About fifteen girls immediately joined B u tts...... 138 129 160 on business Tuesday. their dock. The resolutions were passed Donnelley...... 157 161 163 W e s t e n d g u n c l u b . with the prospect of many more doing for the giving out of advertising and Morris Ulman was in Elizabeth on a Darlington...... 138 140 18f> E. A. Joline...... 35 so. The girls will take active part in posting notices in respect of the pro­ pleasure trip Sunday. Yorke...... 159 175 185 R. Barton...... 33 the literary work as well as the social. posed passing of an ordinance. F. L. Hadkins...... 28 Sidney Hulsheiser, of Newark, spent 831) Preparations are being made to run a 731 756 The street committee reported that E. A very...... 28 Tuesday in the borough. Following is the scores of the return all streets are in good condition, having public whist party within a few weeks. H. W. Fisher...... 16 Mrs. H. Bauman was an Elizabeth match at South Amboy Thursday repaired several, and the street com­ visitor Friday afternoon. May 20: missioner was ordered to see that all TToGARTy 140 ROOSEVELT GUN CLUB. NOTICE. ROOSEVELT Y. M. C. A. garbage cans are covered. Any one Miss Ruth Dowdell spent Sunday in neglecsing to do so will be liable to fine. H. Beckman...... 36 Elizabeth with relatives. McLeod ...... 139 219 198 The Board of Health are to see that C. L. Brower...... 23 Notice of application to the Borough B u tts...... 138 180 166 they will cross bats with the strong Mrs. W. Dinsmore was visiting rela­ all stray dogs are to be destroyed, the B. H illyer...... 14 Council of the Borough of Roosevelt, Hillyer ...... 185 166 18b Milltown Baseball Club, of Newark, tives in New York Friday. cost of doing so to be paid by the bor­ which has a strong combination of play­ E. Brower ...... 14 for an ordinance granting to the Inter­ Donnelly...... 154 171 175 Chief Henry Harrington spent Wed­ ough. ers, having beat some good teams about W. Brower...... 8 ocean Oil Company the right to con­ Yorke...... 149 157 183 nesday in New Brunswick. The fire hydrant on the corner of Newark. The locals will have their struct, maintain and operate a single 94 760 894 sSt Washington avenue and Third street same line-up. Litz will again pitch and Miss Nora Walsh was visiting rela­ standard guage track across Wood- The three high gun prizes were won SOUTH AMBOY Y. M. C. A. is to be placed elsewhere and the Mid­ Murtha will catch, after being out of tives in Brooklyn Tuesday. bridge avenue, upon the surface there­ dlesex Water Co. will be notified to by members of the Perth Amboy Gun of, and to lay, maintain and operate a 151 154 176 the game a couple of weeks. On May Mrs. Frank Lasher spent Saturday in Donnell...... that effect. Club: First prize, J. Avery; second prize, twenty inch iron conduit pipe across Deats...... 175 127 171 31 the attraction at the home grounds New York visiting relatives. All bills and current expenses were John Hanson; third prize, a tie between the said Woodbridge avenue, about two Hoffman...... 172 147 204 will be the Franklins, who beat the paid. A. G. Waters and Willis Fisher. The Peter Kelly, of Elizabeth, was a vis­ feet beneath the surface thereof. W halen...... 114 171 158 locals their only game. beautiful silver cup won by the Perth itor in the borough Tuesday. Take Notice, That the Interocean 171 161 164 Smock...... Amboy Gun Club will be shot for in a Oil Company, a corporation, has pre­ SUBPOENAS ISSUED FOR Mrs. Anna Casaleggi spent Friday in 783 760 872 LOCAL GRAND OFFICERS handicap shoot in the near future. Ar­ New York on a business trip. sented a petition to the Borough Coun­ ONE HUNDRED WITNESSES JOURNEY TO PASSAIC rangements are being made for return cil of the Borough of Roosevelt, which matches on grounds of the visiting Mrs. Robert Jeffreys was an Eliza­ will be considered by the said Council THE BOWLING CONTEST clubs. beth visitor Saturday afternoon. on the 7th day of June, 1915, at 8.30 I f all. the witnesses subpoenaed for On Wednesday evening Grand N. A., AT THE Y. M. C. A. Mr. and Mrs. John Lyman spent Sun­ o’clock in the evening, at Fire House the trial of the first ten of the indicted Valentine Gleckner; Grand I. A., Adolph day in Bayonne visiting relatives. No. 2. Woodbridge avenue, in the said deputies in the New Brunswick jail, Grohmann, and Grand Representative, BOYNTON BEACH Borough of Roosevelt, and that the said Interest in the bowling contest at the which begins Monday are put on the Miss Alma Davis spent Friday after­ Frank Born, journeyed to Passaic to petition was filed on Monday, the 17th Y. M. C. A. is increasing, as an unu­ stand, it is predicted among attorneys TO OPEN MAY 29 noon in Elizabeth visiting friends. attend the meeting of Humboldt Grove, day of May, 1915. sually largo crowd is turning out every that the trial will last more than a United Ancient Order Druids, which night, and all are trying to put up a Miss Rosetta Corn spent the week­ The petition prays that an ordinance week, and that before the case is given was well attended, fifty or more mem­ Boynton Beach will open May 29th, high score to get in the match at the end visiting relatives in Brooklyn. be passed by the Borough Council of to the jury it may be well into the sec­ bers being present. The full staff of with the famous Cavallo orchestra fur­ the Borough of Roosevelt, granting to end of the month. It is now necesary ond week. Prosecutor W. Edwin Flor­ Mrs. J. Donoghue and daughter, grand officers were also present with nishing the music and with many new the Interocean Oil Company, a corpo­ to bowl over 207 to get in the match, ence yesterday issued subpoenas for 100 Mary, were Newark visitors Sunday. the local grand staff. A big time is in attractions to the pleasure, seeker. ration, for a period of fifty years, the and to do this all are trying hard to witnesses for the state, and Joseph E. store for the local boys, as the next Everything has been repainted and over­ William Dalton and William Walsh right to construct, maintain and oper­ keep in shape. The prize is a rubber Strieker, attorney for the deputies, it is grand convention will be held in Union hauled. Charles P. Ware, of Sewaren, visited Perth Amboy Tuesday evening. ate a single standard guage track across bowling ball and the first roll-ofli will declared, will have had nearly that many Hill on June 6. The local grove is well will personally supervise operating the William Clifford took a trip to New Woodbridge avenue upon the surface take place next week. served on men to testify for the de­ represented in the grand grove, and the resort, and will inaugurate many fea­ York Sunday to see the battleship fleet. thereof, connecting the portions of the W. Donnelly...... 256 fense before the week is over. Attor­ highest honor of State of New Jersey tures that will supply renewed attrac­ plant of the said Interocean Oil Com­ Foote...... 240 ney General Westc'ott, with his assist John H. Connolly spent Sunday in that the Druids have is held by a local tiveness. Mr. Ware says that he in­ pany in the said Borough of Roosevelt, Darlington...... 222 ants, has been working dilgently on the Bayonne visiting his daughter, Mrs. J. member, Frank Born, being supreme tends to make the beach the head­ lying upon either side of said Wood- Morecraft...... - 211 case, and, it has been learned, has had E. Davis. representative. A fter the meeting quarters for Sunday school picnics and bridge avenue, and also to lay, main­ Richardson...... 207 detectives other than those connected Humboldt Grove entertained the visit- fraternal organizations. Mrs. Charles Dalton returned home tain and operate a twenty inch iron McLeod...... 223 with the prosecutor’s office looking up iting officers with a banquet. Brilliant tungston light have been ar­ after a two weeks visit to her sister in conduct pipe across the said Wood- L. F. Moore...... 221 evidence that will be used against the The local grand staff seem to run into rayed around the park, and shortly after Hoboken. bridge avenue beneath the surface Kutcher...... 212 accused. The defense has not been lax hard luck every time they go out. On the opening sacred concerts will be in­ Frank Wilhelm and Thomas a Dever- thereof at a depth of two feet, also W ilgus...... 208 in this line and it is declared will have ther return trip they hustled back to augurated Sunday nights, when Cavallo eux spent Tuesday automobiling to connecting the said two portions of the H illyer...... 211 as good a personnel of witnesses testi­ Rahway, where they expected to make and his five musicians will entertain said plant. fying in favor of the deputies. a stop at the club house, but found the Clarlcsboro. with music begtting the Sabbath. One The character of the use to which Chief Harrington had his men giving doors locked, after a thirty mile record of the improvements which will be ap­ Frank Ward spent Saturday and Sun­ said track is to be used is to run and LARGE NUMBER OF out subpoenas for the past week. run to get before they locked up. preciated by the dansants is the fine day visiting friends in Brooklyn and operate thereon cars hauled by engines County Detectives Peltier and Ferguson MEN RETURN TO WORK polish which has been given to the floor also viewing the battleships. propelled by steam for the purpose of have also been in the borough assisting / JERSEY DAY TO BE in the dancing pavilion, and a broad transporting and carrying merchandise Chief Harrington. Miss Emma Koestenbader and Geo. board walk has been built along the and commodities used in the business The smelter department of the United Koestenbader, of Newark, were the CELEBRATED HERE shore leading off to the bathing piers. of the said company from one portion States Metals Refining Company, which guests of Miss Estella Marks Sunday. was closed for the past six weeks to MERCHANTS’ PROTECTIVE of the said plant to the other. undergo repairs,has resumed operations. New Jersey Day at the San Francisco Wilhmeia Leppre, of C. street, one The character of the use to which The part of the stack that was con­ ASSN. TO HOLD MEETING Exposition, May 25, is to be made a LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL year old, died on Monday and was buried the said twenty foot iron conduit pipe demned by the state authorities hafe semi-official holiday in this State, the at St. James’ Cemetery, Woodbridge. is to be put is for the purpose o f con­ On Friday evening, May 21, the SCHOLAR WINS MEDAL been torn down and reconstructed. IR principal feature of which will be the veying crude oil from tank steamers Roosevelt Merchants’ Protective Asso­ Leo Brown, a student of the Colum­ addition to this all the furnaces and connection by telephonic communication A t the nigh school entertainment at lying at the Company’s dock to the ciation will hold a meeting at Odd Fel­ bia Medical College, New York, has other machinery in the departments of the State Capitol at Trenton with Rahway last Friday evening, the most storage tanks at the Company’s plant, lows Hall. The purpose of the meet­ returned to his home, after having suc­ have been thoroughly overhauled so the New Jersey Building on the exposi­ interesting feature on the program was upon the other side of Woodbridge ave­ ing is to widen the scope and to devise cessfully completed the first year of that now everything is in good working tion grounds. Arrangementshuvebeen a debate between two societies of the nue, and also for the purpose of con­ ways and means of instituting a system his studies. condition. The resumption of opera­ made to have Governor Fielder, who is school, The Websters and Old Hick- veying refined oil to barges for ship­ of protecting the business men and to at the exposition at present, and who tions means a whole lot to the town, as orys. The subject of debate was “ In­ The Misses Anna and Ruth Richards ment to points in and around New York elect officers. As business men ot our Harbor. it not only affects the entire plant, bdl will be there New Jersey Day, talk dustrial Unionism.” The feature was and Messrs. Ivan Keyser and Edgar progressive borough you are cordially Dated May 17th, 1915. also one hundred and twenty men whb over the telephone with Acting Gov­ the oratory of Samuel Dubow, a local Brower were in New York on Sunday invited to be present at this meeting, work there. A number of orders have ernor Edge. scholar, who won second prize, a ster­ to see the battleship fleet stationed in THE INTEROCEAN OIL COMPANY, present your views and to join in and been received and the employees will ling silver medal, engraved. Many the harbor there. O. E. THURBER, assist in the organization of the asso­ have to work overtime to fill them. who attended expressed themselves Vice President. ciation. Any information regarding the JERSEY TO BE ONE that he should have gotten first prize, Attest: GEO. W. S. W H ITN E Y, association can be given by Mr. Emil FEDERAL DISTRICT which was won by a Rahway scholar. EUCHRE AT THE HOME OF Secretary. Stremlau, attorney, at his office on LOCAL MEN JOIN The Old Hichory won the silk class ban­ WALTER V. QUIN, Woodbridge avenue. MRS. THOMAS CURRIE RAHWAY LODGE B. P. 0. E. Because of the constantly increasing ner mostly through Dubow’s oratory. 5-20-2t Borough Clerk. business due to numerous infractions of His percentage has been the highest of Mrs. Thomas Currie entertained the the drug law and income tax evasions, COMING EVENTS. his class the past year. Ladies’ Euchre Club Thursday night in NOTICE. Wednesday evening a number Of j New Jersey will hereafter constitute her home. As usual a pleasant evening j il Elks journeyed to Rahway to wit- ' one entire internal revenue district. M A Y 22—The National Orchestra, at was spent between card playing and I Notice is hereby given that sealed s the initiation to the B. P. O. E. Of I This information has been received by at Chester’s Hall. Tickets 25 cents. ARTHUR LYMAN OPERATED other forms o f amu-cinent. Mrs. W. 1 bids for 65 gross tons stove size coal >mas Yorke and Joseph Hoffman. | Internal Revenue Collector Charles A. M A Y 26— Second Annual Balland Prize ON FOR APPENDICITIS Lawlor was the winner of the first j for No. 10 School, 35 gross tons stove : two new members were much im- Duffy in a communication from Com- prize, the award being a beautiful china 1 size coal for No. 2 School, 80 gross ton« ssed with their obligation. Themeffi- Drill of the Uniform Rank, W. O. ; missioner of Internal Revenue W. H. Arthur Lyman, son of Mr. and Mrs. tea set. Mrs. T. Devereux won the j egg size coal for No. 2 School, will be ship from the borough is getting big W., in Chester’s Hall. | Osborn at Washington. John Lyman, was operated on for ap­ second prize, which was a pretty cut j received by the Board of Education of no doubt in the near future the MAY 26— Strawberry Festival, First pendicitis on Tuesday evening, the glass dish. Mrs. T. Currie won the! the Borough of Roosevelt on or before il Elks will look for a charter hei^. Presbyterian Church. Tickets 25 operation being a successful one. A r­ consolation prize. A t a late hour re- j Tuesday, June 8, 1915. cents. PEERLESS FEDS WILL thur, who is four years old, suddemy ! freshments were served All bids must be filed with the Dis­ JOHN HEGIDISH IN M AY 31—Decoration Day—Dual Meet PLAY SHERIDANS SUNDAY i became ill on Monday and Dr. Spencer j Those present were Mrs. J. Murphy, trict Clerk on or before 8 o’clock P. M. CRITICAL CONDITION at Y. M. C. A., starting at 10.30 was called. He then called Dr Cladek, Mrs. J. Martin, Mrs. J. Childs, Mrs. W. June 8, 1915. A. M. On account of the rain the Peerless and Dr. Stern, of Elizabeth, for a con-1 Lawlor, Mrs. J. D:'.lett, Mrs. W. Sex­ The Board reserves the right to re­ Feds had an off day last Sunday. The sultation. They pronounced it appendi- j ton, Mrs. E. CougiLin and tht? Misses ject any or all bids. hn Hegidish, of Houston street, ik JUNE 25—Strawberry Social and En­ Feds ard scheduled to play the Sheri­ I citis and immediately sent the patient; Mayme Sexton, Nora Walsh and Jen­ By order of the Board of Education. critical condition with peritonitis. tertainment to be given by Deborah dans in Perth Ambov on Sunday, and to St. Elizabeth Hospital. Arthur is j nie Currie. The next social gathering E. J. IIE1L, Mark is in attendance. Hegidish his Rebekah Lodge, No. 59, at Odd Fel­ as the two clubs are evenly matched. improving rapidly and will soon be of the club will take, place in tl\« home G. W. MORGAN, President. l sick for the last three weeks and lows Hall. Tickets, 10 cents. Re­ I An interesting contest should result. about again. of Miss Mayme Sexton. District Clerk. o-20-2t feared that he will not recover. freshments for sale. THE ROOSEVELT NEWS,

“ Does Mr. Grayson live here?” shaven, was a -tpever to be forgotten asked. | occasion for Ruth. Locating a CabTrJp Leak. O f “ Yes? Maybe you're one of the “Why, he is young!” she repeated to Once years ago, wUm Daniel Web­ housekeepers he's advertising for? Yesl | herself over and over again. “ He Is ster was secretary of state, there was j Old Grayson’s Lord love you. You won't stay a day young, and he is handsome! an important foreign matter up for dis­ If he’ll take you! H e’s the worst old Theodore Grayson was handsome, cussion before the cabinet, and the ut- J NOTICE crank in the county! Ask any one j and as the days and weeks passed he most secrecy was of course maintain- ■ about old Grayson, and they’ll tell you was conscious that he was falling in ed, but the whole thing was blazoned Housekeeper the same thing!” i love with his new housekeeper. “ She about in a few hours after the cabinet You citizens of Roosevelt and vicinity, no doubt are aware of the I wouldn't look at me.” he groaned, “not meeting. So the president hastily sent i “ Thank you,” said Ruth, and with a fact that war has been declared on Ice. I take this chance to inform sinking heart she hurried up the path ! after what I said during that first in­ for his cabinet to talk over this leak. ■ terview! Theodore Grayson, vou're a you that I am strictly neutral. My prices are as low as usual and my | She Was a Paragon, but He to the front door and rang the bell. Each man had a different idea of it. A heavy tread sounded in the hall fool!” Finally Mr. Webster arose, saying, delivery unequaled. You know you have been used to paying high And that night at table he was so “You, gentlemen, go on with your dis­ Discharged Her and the door opened, disclosing a very prices before I started delivering Ice, and you would pay more if I giant of a man, who looked down at gloomy that Ruth was sure that some­ cussion, and I ’ll be back in a minute.” did not start. Now I wish to inform you that I am here to stay in Ruth from sharp gray eyes. His thing had gone wrong with her house­ In a few minutes he returned and re­ thick gray hair and bushy gray beard keeping. She and Cousin Ida had peated every word that had been spo­ spite of all competition, and I am able to deliver the Best Natural I«■ By JOTHAM KINGSLEY grown to be close friends, and even gave him an appearance of advanced ken in the room in his absence. He Judy adored the sweet faced young Ice. When 1 haven’t anything in the Ice, Coal and Wood line that middle age, but his eyes were clear explained that if by standing close to woman who was at the head of Theo­ you desire, I doubt if any dealer in town has. Take my advice and and his skin was fresh and unlined. the door outside the cabinet room you dore Grayson’s house. “ So you lost your job at Peterby’s?” Ilis clothes were baggy and unbrushed. held your ear to it you could not dis­ buy your supply of And that very evening while Judy remarked Mrs. Sharp when Kuth “ You wished to see me?” he rum­ tinguish one intelligible word, but if, Lowell paid her week’s board. bled iu a deep voice. rattled the dishes in the kitchen Theo­ moving back from the door and a little dore Grayson knocked on the sitting “Yes—the manager told me that 1 “ Are you Mr. Grayson?” timidly ask­ to one side upon a certain spot in the room door and asked Ruth to come into was not aggressive—that I would never ed Ruth. carpet, you kept au attentive ear every Ice, Coal and Wood his study. make a good saleswoman," smiled “ Yes—you’re not another—you didn’t word could be plainly heard as though from me, and you’ ll get just what you pay for. Ruth’s limbs trembled as she follow­ whispered. Some enterprising eaves­ Ruth wearily. come in answer to my advertisement ed him. Surely he had discovered that dropper had been experimenting with “I f that means that you haven't got for a housekeeper?” he asked incredu­ the door and had found that upon that any nerve—he’s right,” said the land­ lously. THOMAS KRINZMAN exact spot there was some acoustic lady emphatically. “ There’s some “ Rut I did!” protested Ruth. property of the door or room that con­ wimmen just naturally cut out for “ Please come In,” he said gruffly, and Oflice and Yard veyed the sound iu perfect entirety. clerking in stores, and some for dress­ Ruth felt very much as if she was making, and others for housekeeping; walking into a lion’s den. He led the RAHWAY AVENUE CARTERET, N. J. A Lesson For Nellie. seems to me you’d shine best in getting way into a cosy sitting room and drew Mrs. Washington was a strict disci­ Telephone 420 married and keeping house for a good a chair close to the glowing stove. plinarian about certain matters and husband.” “ Sit down,” he ordered, and Ruth among other things always required Call me on the phone or drop me a card and I will call on you and “ In the meantime I must have some­ obeyed. the members of the household to fol­ thing to do,” laughed Ruth, “so I ’ll just quote you the lowest market prices. “ What a horrid old ogre,” she low the example of her husband and . go out and buy a morning paper.” thought. dress for dinner, which was at 3 When she returned to the red plush Mr. Grayson ranged himself opposite o'clock. On one occasion Nellie Cus- sofa iu Mrs. Sharp’s parlor, Kuth tossed and folded his arms. tis and her cousin, Martha Dandridge, aside coat and furs and scanned the “Can you keep house?” he asked appeared-at the table in their morning want columns. sharply. gowns, but no comment was made She copied a list of addresses—shops “ Yes.” upon it until a coach was seen ap­ where they needed experienced sales­ “ Cook?” proaching and the visitors, some ladies, and then she clipped an adver­ “ Yes,” decidedly. French officers of high rank and tisement different, from the others and “ IIow well can you cook?” with a Charles Carroll, Jr., of Carrollton, one put It in her pocketbook. sarcastic Inflection. of Miss Cnsti3’ ardent suitors, were “ All the others failing—I ’ll try this “As well as my mother could, and announced. Instantly the girls, in a | one,’’ she said firmly and set out to she was a farmer's daughter and a flutter of excitement, begged to be ex­ find employment. farmer's wife,” retorted Ruth. cused in order to change their gowns, ; That night she sat on the edge of her “ Any objection to my eating rolls but Mrs. Washington shook her head, i narrow hod in the third floor back ball and coffee for breakfast Instead af “ No,” she said. “ Remain as you are. | room and studied the little clipping, for sausages and pancakes?” he demanded. A costume good enough for President all of her applications for work had “ None.” Washington is good enough for any been In vain. “ Do you mind serving dinner at guest of his.” Needless to say, Miss I f Peterby’s did not want her no one night?” Nellie never overlooked her proper else did. “ Of course not.” garb for dinner again. She reread the advertisement through a blur of tears: “Would you want to marry me?” “ Heavens—no!” Ruth crimsoned and Rise of the Sap. W ANTED.—A housekeeper; one who can The cause of the sap rising to the cook properly and keep a house clean started for the door, but Grayson ..and neat, and mind her own business; reached It first. tops of trees and plants is one of the good wages to right party; call after­ “ Please don’t go. You must forgive many mysterious operations of nature noons ail week. THEO. GRAYSON, Rose- my rudeness. But I've been pestered which cannot be definitely explained. lawn. to death by housekeepers. Have had “MISS LOWEM,,” HE BEGAN ABRUPTLY, What we call sap in trees is the water ’ “ I AU GOING TO DISCHARGE YOU.” “ I can keep house,” decided Ruth, seven in as many months. Those who | which they draw for their nourishment j “An Order By Telephone Means “ I am glad that mother made a house­ could cook wanted to suit their owu she had lost her heart to him, and now by means of their wide branching roots w ife of me—I am clean and neat and appetites concerning the food that was he was going to send her away. This in the soil and which by some beauti- I cun attend to my own affairs. I ’ll go served. The rest couldn’t cook and was the only home she knew, and she ' fnl mechanism is distilled and distrib- A Day Saved” tomorrow.” were only looking for a home and a loved It. j uted through every part of the tree. Roselawn was a small village twenty husband.” “ Sit down, Miss Lowell,” said Theo ; The water is absorbed into tile plant BUSINESS man said recently: miles from New York and when Ruth “ I am looking for work,” said Ruth gravely as he pulled out a chair for her by delicate hairs attached to the roots “ In my business, where quick, left tile train she discovered that there A accurate buying from out of indignantly. “ I am sorry I came”— and sat down on the other side of the and ascends by capillary attraction or Was no conveyance to take her down Her voice trembled. table. j a sort of root pressure remotely resem- town concerns is necessary, we have the long hill. “Give me another chance, please. Sit Ruth looked at his strong white ! bling the circulation of the blood in the increased our efficiency to a great ex­ She sat down on a bench for a few down and tell me where you came from hands, equally skillful at the drawing 1 human body. Even scientists, how- j tent by using the moments and took occasion to view telephone. and what you can do.” He led her to board or handling a gun or administer­ ever, cannot explain the mode of ae- j the surrounding country and at the “All orders are placed by telephone. the chair, and she resumed her seat. ing Cousin Ida’s medicine. They were j tion, and they find the furnishing of same time to compose herself for the In this w ay w e let the fellow at the In fifteen minutes he was possessed kindly hands, and his was a kindly ' sap to the smallest plant or single coming ordeal. She had never worked of Ruth’s simple history, and Ruth face In spite of what people said con­ blade of grass as great a mystery as other end of the wire get on the job in the capacity of a housekeeper, al­ Lowell learned that for seven months cerning him. I the more powerful current that per­ about 24 hours sooner than would be though, being a country girl, she felt past Grayson’s widowed cousin, who “ Miss Lowell,” he began abruptly, “ I vades the tallest tree. possible if we used the m ads.” equal to the task. She felt a great re­ am going to discharge you.” had kept house for him many years, W h y not save time by lief to be away from the turmoil of had been confined to her chair with “ Discharge me? I have not pleased Good Taste. placing out of town the city and contrasted the quiet vil­ rheumatism. She was waited on by a you, then?” faltered Ruth. I do not call taste a species of judg­ your lage with the hot and dusty scenes she “You have pleased me too well,” he orders by telephone? small colored maiden, and Grayson ment, although it is actually that part ♦l-IS had left behind. What if she be not had been obliged to hire a housekeeper went on. “I want to marry you, and of judgment whose objects are the accepted as a housekeeper by Mr. to attend to domestic affairs. I ’ve sworn I’d never marry my house­ sublime, beautiful and affecting; be­ NEW YORK TELEPHONE COMPANY Grayson? Perhaps the place had al­ “ So there you are,” he ended, “ Cousin keeper. So I shall discharge you first, cause this kind of judgment is not the ready been filled. She winced at the Ida helpless in the south room, with and then—after that I can ask you to issue of reason and comparison, like a thought and fervently hoped that her .Tudy to wait upon her. I'm busy most marry me.” mathematical inference, but Is perceiv­ of the time over my work—I ’m an Ruth’s face went white and then ed instantaneously and obtruded upon architect, you know—and you’d have pink. the mind, like sweet and bitter upon free swing here. Judy’s mother comes “Then I am discharged now?” she the sense, from which analogy it has and does the washing and ironing, so asked. borrowed the name of taste. Good the work isn’t heavy. What do you “Yes.” He shoved an envelope across taste is the inward light or intelligence say, Miss Lowell?” the table. “There, that settles your of universal beauty. True taste dis­ “ You think that I will do?” asked account with me. Now, Ruth, I love covers with delight the image of na­ Ruth. you. Will you marry me?” ture and pursues it with a faithful pas­ Canda Realty Company “ You can try. When will you come? Cousin Ida declared that Theodore sion.—James Usher. Twenty-five a month and your board. was only quibbling with his outraged We’re all at sevens and nines here.” conscience and that, no matter how Remembered. LOTS FOR SALE ON EASY TERMS Ruth laughed. “ I ’ll stay and get din­ you looked at it, he actually did marry “Mother, you must have known oui ner for you,” she volunteered. his housekeeper. principal when you went to school.” Apply to “Done! There’s a steak in the pantry “ How did I know that a housekeeper i “Why, yes, I guess I did.” and—er—all the other things. I’ll send could be so perfectly dear?” demanded “He seemed to remember you today. .Tudy in to show you around.” Theodore as, quite regardless of Cous­ He told me what a bright girl I was, Ruth did not remain to eat the tooth­ in Ida and the wondering Judy, he and then he said, ‘It doesn’t seem pos­ RUSSELL MILES, Agent some dinner she had prepared for The­ hugged Ruth to his breast. sible that you can be Amy Jones’ odore Grayson and his family. She And no one looking at him then daughter.’ ’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Chrome, N. J. had made the acquaintance of Cousin could have called Theodore “old Gray Ida, a gentle, frail little woman, who son.” Made It Very Clear. tapped her round cheek and told her Love and undying youth shone in his “How do you suppose she manages she was too young and pretty to stew eyes. to keep up appearances on her bus- j over a cook stove. band's income?” "And don't mind Theo,” she advised. No Chance In History. “ What is her husband’s income?” “His bark’s worse than his bite. Folks Mazzini said that he did not believe “ I don’t know; but, of course, it can’t RUSSELL MILES call him ‘Old Grayson,’ but he's only that chance existed in history. “A be as big as it would have to be if they j thirty-five.” cause must necessarily underlie every could afford to live as they do.”—Chi- ' Real Estate, Insurance & Loans So Ruth Lowell came to Roselawn event, although for the moment it may cago Herald. and found a home in a charming old appear as the result of apparently ac­ fashioned room that opened into Cous­ BOROUGH MAN—BOROUGH SERVICE V cidental circumstances. An Alexander, Sensation. in Ida's apartment. a Caesar, a Napoleon, are not the re­ Young Actress—I am going to get She remembered what Mr. Grayson sults of accident, but the inevitable married and I would like you to make Chrome, New Jersey had said about the former housekeep­ product of the time and nation from a big story about It. Dramatic Editor ers, and she recollected with a smile which they spring. It was not Caesar —I dou't see just how I can. Young the wording of his advertisement. She who destroyed the Roman republic. Actress—Oh, yes, you can. You can Patronize Borough Business Men and thus add to must “ mind her own business.” The republic was dead before Caesar have a great headline saying, “ Actress She did to a degree that worried her came. Sulla, Marius, Catiline preced­ Marries For the First Time In ner the Borough Prosperity. “ YOU WISHED TO SEE ME ?” HE RUMBLED Life!” —Puck. IN A DEEP VOICE. employer. ed and foreshadowed Caesar, but he. Breakfast, found a daintily set table, gifted with keener insight and greater quest would not he in vain. While well rubbed silver and a well cooked genius, snatched the power from them Not to Be Outshone. thus musing she heard a step and turn­ meal—fruit, delicious coffee, bacon and and concentrated it in his own hands. “Ma, Belle says the repartee at Mrs. ed in the direction of the sound. rolls. Cousin Ida had her favorite For there was no doubt that he was Smartlelgh's tea the other afternoon The station master came out of his cereal and tea and toast In her own fitter to rule than all the others put was simply delicious.” little building. room, and by some marvel the new together. At the same time, supposing “ Well, deary, find out where she gets "The stage doesn't meet this train, housekeeper disdained sausages and he had appeared 150 years earlier, he it. and then we'll order some of it for Valley of the Sacramento miss. It’s only half a mile to the vil­ pancakes and enjoyed the same sort would not have succeeded in destroy­ our next reception.” —Baltimore Amer­ Wouldn’t you like to see “ how the land lays” that will produce wheat and lage and it’s a nice day for a walk. of breakfast as her employer. ing the republic. When he came the ican. Grayson? Oh! The Grayson place is life had already gone out of it, and alfalfa, oranges and lemons, raisins and rice, hops and walnuts, almonds Reside his plate there would he the and peaches, figs and prunes? Wouldn’ t it seem peculiar to see oranges the first one you come to on the right morning newspaper, and Ruth discour­ even Caesar’s death could not restore An Epitaph. ripening while you are doing your winter plowing, or a strawberry patch hand side of the road—a big place with aged talking at meals. Luncheon was that.” In a rural cemetery in south Florida yielding fruit every month for eleven months out of the year? a stone wall around It.” a solitary meal for Grayson, but he there is a tombstone upon which a Sew It Seems. “Thank you,” said Ruth and went looked forward to dinner. widow has had inscribed these words: You Can See This Country Without Leaving Home her way. ‘When does a man become a seam­ Ruth sat opposite him and poured the ‘ Rest in peace—until we meet again.” Wo have issued beautiful booklets descriptive o f various portions o f the The Grayson place looked large to ,«Wee. She was such a contrast to the stress?” ■-Florida Times-Union. Ruth's eyes; It was a comfortable red “ When he hems and haws.” Sacramento Valley: Sacramento, Yolo, Solano, Shasta, Glenn counties and snuffy old women who had filled that have a vast fund of information for you. This bureau is conducted solely brlek house set iu an ample lawn and “ No." chair in the past that Theodore Gray­ Have Sharp Ears. for the benefit of the homeseeker, settler and tourist. You may have surrounded by beautiful elms now : “ When he threads his way?” son excused himself for admiring her “Women are not good listeners.” one or more of the booklets mentioned, a map of California, and answer drooping bare branches toward the j "No.” demure gowns and her frilly white “ Evidently you've never had much to your questions and a sample copy of Su n s e t M a g a z in e , the monthly snow covered- ground. “ When he rips and tears?” aprons and her curling waves of brown’ experience with female help.” —Boston guide and text-book of the homeseeker and settler, if you will send ten Smoke was pouring from one of the I "No.” cents in stamps to cover cost of mailing. hair. Transcript chimneys. The night Grayson appeared in a new “Give It up.” As Ruth hesitated in the gateway u and well fitting suit of clothes, with "Never, if he «an help it.”—Christian SUNSET MAGAZINE SERVICE BUREAU, San Francisco, California moil passed along looking curiously at God never sendetb mouth, but he his hair trimmed and his face smoothly Register. Be sure to mention this paper and name book you want her. sendetb meat.—Heywood. THE ROOSEVELT NEWS.

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*******-! *******4 “»* on In T ow n , State, N a­ The relation between feeding and tion and World if you literary labor was carefully investigat­ tall to take ed some years ago by an eminent French publicist, M. Claude Berton. Taking Zola as a typical case, M. Ber­ THIS PAPER. ton found that his literary method va­ ried in the ratio of his appetite. In Ordor 11 /Ye tv 1 Ordtr 11 oho ! his heavy eating period he produced some of his grossest novels. On the advice of a doctor he cut down his OVER 85 YEARS' provender, and the result was EXPERIENCE “ iKiurdes.” M. Berton’s final deduc­ tion was that light diet is best for the writer of light literature, but that the philosopher or historian needs heavy "EVERY TIME MABEL SAW A SCARE HEAD IN A NEWSPAPER.’’ food and plenty of it to counteract the strain upon his brain.—London Stand­ Her face would have halted a runawaj automobile. H er figure was Constructed ard. T rade M arks on the lines of a bean pole. Only an ex­ D e s ig n s pert needle artist could have found hei C opyrights A c. Sweating Gold Coins. Anron# tending a sketch and de*crlntlon may arm In less than six stabs. fjufctdy ascertain our opinion frec whether an Short weight gold coins have made But Mabel used to sit up nights Imagin­ inrent Ion la probably patentabla. Communica­ tions strictly confldoutlnL HANDBOOK on Patents their appearance recently In several of ing herself a victim of the awful needle. sent free. Oldest agency for securing patent*. the local banks in considerable quanti­ She liked to picture herself as seizing the Patent* taken through Munu Jt Co. receive Apparently Not. ifjrcial notice, without charge, in the ties. A number of $5 gold pieces that miscreant and turning him over to th« Difficult. Broken Hearted Swan. ‘You cannot legislate for all the ills were 60 cents short were discovered police. Sometimes she could almost see “Good gracious! What makes you The last two swans have disappeared her photograph on the first page of the man is heir to,” declares an observer that? from the octagonal basin in the Jardln A Scientific handsomely Illustrated American. weekly. Lnrgrent ctr- look like Has anything hap­ lit the subtreasury, having been sent eulatlon of any aelonttOe Journal. Term*. ?3 a paper over the inscription, “Lovely Ste­ of current tendencies. But shall we pened?” “Well, I had my portrait des Tuileries, Paris. They were an there by banks which received them nographer Who Captured Needle Wielder yesr: four montha, $1. Cold by all n*wsde«lara. be denied the fun of trying to?— Prov­ painted recently by an Impressionist exemplary couple; the male died of from out of town connections. Experts and Foiled Abduction." idence Journal. and I’m trying to look like It.” rheumatism and his widow of grief. MUNfUCo.S8lBrM^’Branch O S ce. SIS IT 8t„ Waihineton, New D.York C. say that the coins have been treated She ordered a dozen photographs so that with a bath of nitromurlatlc acid, the reporters wouldn't have to use a which removes part of the gold in such horrid flashlight when the expected came a manner that only by weighing can to pass. If a man crowded her In the six-fifteen the loss be detected.—Philadelphia Rec­ car on her way home she would holler for ord. help and pull the emergency brake. When she went to the theatre she al­ England’s Fried Fish Shops. ways manoeuvred to obtain a seat next In every English city of any size to a man who looked as much like the fried fish shops are established where villain as possible. cooked fish can be had at reasonable She always placed her arm where It prices, and these shops are largely would tempt the abductor to practice his heinous deviltry. But the villains refused STANDARD BUY “MILES-PER- patronized by the poorer classes. Since to bite. the outbreak of hostilities the price of She carried a hypodermic syringe to slip fish bus steadily advanced until it into the pocket of any likely appearing GALLON” has now reached a price that is pro­ miscreant just before her shriek for aid hibitive as regards a large part of the should thrill the audience, but she did population, and in other cases fish not have the nerve to put up the Job, MOTOR GASOLINE that under ordinary conditions was freely used is now a luxury. T HAT is the way to Feeding Prisoners of War. figure economy The British war office gives to its SERVIGE STATION prisoners of war the following daily ration: Bread, one and one-half when you are buying pounds or biscuits, one pound; fresh or cold storage meat, three ounces or gasoline. preserved meat, half ration; fresh veg­ etables, eight ounces; butter or mar­ garine, one ounce; condensed milk, Standard Motor Gasoline costs oue-twentieth of a one pound tin; tea. Where one-half ounce or coffee, one ounce: no more by the gallon than “just sugar, two ounces; salt, one-half ounce STANDARD —Nurse. MOTOR GASOLINE gas,” and less by the mile. Your oooooooooooooooooooooooooo and speedometer record will show you o ° POLARINE PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT. Oil and Greases can what clean fuel means to your Drinking Distilled Water. motor. “ ONF. SUNDAY N IG H T SI1E WAS LEAVING be obtained. Eliminate the hazards of a na­ CHURCII WITH HER MOTHER.” val officer, say the life insurance companies and he is the best risk She had suspicions of her boss. There Standard Motor Gasoline is a in the world. Why? was no telling about these married men, she told her chum. I f he spoke pleasantly Because simple means are used to her or asked her to stay after hours CHROME straight-distilled product, abso­ to prevent, him from contracting she hoped the mystic moment had arrived diseases which cause the arteries Young men did not dare to tango with lutely homogeneous and uniform to harden. The strength of the her, fearing that she would pick them as Harrington’s Garage navy and marine corps is be­ victims and hand them over to the police. 397 Woodblrdge Ave. wherever you buy it. Every drop tween 65,000 and 70.000 men. One Sunday night she was leaving chure The report of the surgeon gen­ with her mother when at last she felt th« is the same as every other drop, fatal stab In te r arm. Seizing the well eral for 1913 tabulates one death J. Steinberg dressed old villain who was trying to es from apoplexy aud places arthri­ and every gallon is the same as cape she set up a cry that was heard four 304 Woodbridge Ave. tis as the least common of all blocks. Her mother helped her hold th« maladies. aged sinner until the policeman came. Ht every other gallon, whether you “ I urge that the rest of the was a deacon of the church. Thomas Devereux world live ns we do, using dis­ While Mabel was telling her story to Washington Ave. buy it now or next week. tilled water, and live on and on, the detectives and the reporters In ths youths at sixty-five.” writes Dr. police station she began to scratch and Wedekind, commander of the blank look appeared on her countenance. S. Deak Garages and supply stations dis­ When they asked her what the matter hospital ship Solace, -In the Med­ was she said something was pricking her Woodbridge Ave. p l a y i n g the Standard Motor Gas­ ical Record. “ We do not develop all over just like the poisoned needle. arterial degeneration, gout and At this stage mother Interfered and , rheumatism, though not sur­ said:—“ It wasn't no poisoned needle, oline sign also carry Polarine Oil rounded by home comforts, reg- Mabel; It's your new winter underclothe*.'’ CARTERET . ular seasons, regular amuse- Which seems to prove that everythin* and Greases—the standard lubri­ [ rnents and home life.” comes to her who waits, but that the In half an hour anybody can symptoms are sometimes wrong. 0. Staubach cants for all motors. Look for 1 make a still large enough for 77 Rahway Ave. thirst quenching purposes. A tea- Nuggets of Information. the sign. ] kettle, a copper coll, a piece of ■ rubber tubing and a glass pre- W’beels of rapidly moving vehicles ap­ Shapiro & Levenson pear to stop momentarily, according to as \ serve jar or an ordinary- pitcher English scientist, because an observer's 94 Rahway Ave. ! are the materials required. STANDARD OIL COMPANY vision is interfered with for that length ! One thing in favor of forming o f time by some physical shock. (New Jersey) I the habit of drinking distilled | water, as recommended, Is that A safety razor in which the blade an* Newark New Jersey > it can nev*r prove harmful, even frame are vibrated rapidly from side te side by an electric motor taking current I if no benefit should be derived in from an incandescent light socket has been i certain cases. patented by a Chicago man. 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DEPUTIES PLACED ON JERSEY DAY AT THE LOCAL BRIEFS. MR. AND MRS. GEO. BRADLEY Y. M. C. A. DUAL MEET TRIAL IN NEW BRUNSWICK PANAMA EXPOSITION LEAVE THE BOROUGH ON DECORATION DAY BASEBALL Jacob Hoff was in New York Satur­ day. Ten men were placed on trial in New San Frartcisco, May 25.—During New Last Monday morning Mr. and Mrs. The local Y. M. C. A. athletes are Last Sunday the Milford A. C., one Brunswick, Monday, charged with mur­ Jersey Day at the Panama-Pacific Ex­ Maurice Koses was in New York Sat­ George Bradley, of Bryant street, left putting in their finishing touches in der. The men on trial are deputies hibition, Governor James F. Fielder of urday. of the strong teams from Newark, were the borough for Atlantic Highlands, training for the big dual meet between who, on the morning of Jan. 19 last, that State was on the programme for Mrs. F. Andres was in Elizabeth Sat­ where Mr. Bradley has assumed a posi­ the Roosevelt Y. M. C. A. and the beaten by the score of 7 to 2. The fired into a crowd of strikers at the the principal address. A fter making urday. tion as druggist and chemist. Last Perth Amboy Y. M. C. A. The track local team were in their usual form. Williams and Clark Fertilizer Works. the address he planted a cedar tree Saturday night he resigned his position has been put in good condition and in John Pettit was in New York on Sat­ The day was an ideal one for a good Alexandro Tessitore and Kalman Batyi shipped from Princeton. at the Central Pharmacy, which he has spite of the wet weather it is fairly were killed and sixteen others wounded. urday. game, but the attendance was not so Exercises in the New Jersey Building had since he came to the borough. It fast. The ten are accused of killing Tessi­ good; that is to say, those who sup­ followed. Captain Asher Carter Baker, Miss A. Hatter was in Elizabeth will be regretted by the many friends In the try-outs Wednesday night Cut­ tore. They are also indicted on a port the game. There were lots of of Atlantic City, was the presiding offi­ Monday. of Mr. and Mrs. Bradley, for their socials ter did the hundred in 10.2, which is charge of killing Bayti, and may be strap hangers and dodgers and tin horn cer. Last night the Exposition officials were always enjoyed. Last Saturday some tall hustling. The mile relay was tried separately on that accusation. Mrs. R. Jeffries spent Saturday in sports, who do nothing but criticise, entertained Governor Fielder and party evening the euchre club in which they done in less than four minutes. The They are also indicted on charges of Newark. abuse and insult the players, but never with a reception in the California Build­ were members gave them a farewell relay team is composed of Young, Cut­ assault based upon the wounding of ing. do they dig into their jeans to help p#y Mrs. R. J. Murphy spent Tuesday in party, which was one of the best social ter, Reidel and Carleton. The mile those who were not killed. There are Newark. for a new ball or a stick of slippery The prospect of listening to telephone times they have had since the club or­ was done by Riedel in 4.50, which is sixteen other deputies in the county jail elm. I f a foul is knocked out of the conversations across the continent, the Mrs. Charles PIull spent Tuesday in ganized. A euchre started the even­ very good time under the conditions. similarily indicted, but Prosecutor Ed­ field they shout to hurry and get a new greatest engineering achievement in Newark. ing’s enjoyment. The lady’ s first prize Good time was made in the other win E. Florance obtained separate trials ball. Some sporty spirit! telephonic history, brought to the State was won by Mrs. C. A. Drake and the events, and no doubt the competition for the groups. John H. Nevill spent Tuesday in But this is getting away from the house today a large gathering of offici­ gentlemen’s prize by Harry Gleckner. will be very keen. The medals offered The men called to trial are Robert J. Newark. game. The boys were on their edge als and others who had been asked to Kitty Dunn and Thomas Jakeway won are handsome and through them many Wallace, James D. Williams, Frank for this game, after the defeat in participate in the demonstration. With Frank Wilhelm spent Wednesday in consolation prizes. A fter the euchre a have entered the meet. Rick, Frederick Mullin, Michael Man­ Woodbridge. Manager Coughlin played 400 receivers in the chambers, opportu­ Elizabeth. good time was spent singing, dancing ning, Harry Tone, John O’Mara, James nity was given to all who desired to and a special program of entertain­ one of his best games at short, but un­ Mrs. C. Basini spent Tuesday in A son was born Friday last to Mr. Bevier, William McLaughlin and John hear at least some of the conversations fortunately he was hit on one of his ment. Refreshments were served in de and Mrs. W. C. Smith. C. Moran. New York. fingers, which was split by a ball thrown between the State house and the New luxe style. The guests left with best When Justice James J. Bergen as­ Mrs. S. Juskowitz spent Monday in A social was held at the home of Mr. by Murtha to catch a man stealing. Jersey building at San Francisco. wishes for the success and happiness of cended the bench he was accompanied New York. and Mrs. Maurice Koses on Tuesday Coughlin then went to centre field, L. H. Kinnard, vice-president and Mr. and Mrs. Bradley in their new by County Judge Peter F. Daly, who night. A large crowd was in attend­ where he showed fast fielding in one of general manager of the Delaware and Joseph Lloyd saw a show in Newark home. will sit with him through the trial. ance and a pleasant evening was spent the most sensational catches ever made Atlantic Telegraph and Telephone Com- Saturday night. Those present were Mr. and Mrs. Jas. The trial is being conducted under singing, dancing and in general merry on the home grounds. He ran about pahy, acted as master of ceremonies Mullan, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Dever- the rules and usages ot the Supreme Joseph Hoffman was a Newark vis­ making. two hundred feet for a drive, making a and explained briefly to the audience eux, Mr. and Mrs. John McCarthy, Mrs. Court. I f the men should be found itor on Tuesday. running jump, pulling it down with his some of the things involved in the con­ C. A. Drake, the Misses Ida Martin, guilty there will be the most unusual left hand and landing on the fiat of his struction and operation of a transconti­ Joseph Fitzgerald visited Woodbridge Kitty Dunn, Anna, Mayme and Marga- NOTICE. proceeding. The entire membership of nental telephone system. back in a pool in right field. Litz Sunday evening. getDevereux, Thomas Jakeway, Harry the court will have to come here and The more formal programme, as ar­ Gleckner, Dr. John Bradles, William pitched a good game, pulling himself Mrs. W. Baker was visiting friends sit on the bench. Then sentence will ranged, included talks between officials Staubaeh, Joseph Groener, Edward and Notice of application to the Borough out of some tight holes. Murtha caught in Newark Monday. be passed, not by the trial justice, but Council of the Borough of Roosevelt, a good game and his throwing was per­ in New Jersey and Governor Fielder Joseph Lloyd. by Chief Justice William S. Gummere. and members of his official party who Mrs. J. O’ Brien was visiting relatives for an ordinance granting to the Inter­ fect. Elk and Scally were on edge, Joe ------— <■ i-*------—■—• The men who will sit in the jury box are now at the Exposition. The de­ in Elizabeth Monday. ocean Oil Company the right to con­ covering a lot of ground around third are not residents of Middlesex County. monstration was scheduled to occur at struct, maintain and operate a single base, and Scally’s batting being a fea-, George Sheridan was visiting friends FORTY HOURS OF They are residents of Mercer County, 11 o’clock in San Francisco and 2 o’clock standard guage track across Wood- ture. Dolan and E. Coughlin used the in Newark Saturday. DEVOTION AT ST. JOSEPH’S sent here because it did not appear that in Trenton, the three hours represent­ bridge avenue, upon the surface there­ willow to some advantage. Groom a fair minded jnry could be obtained in ing the difference in time between the Henry Nannan was in Newark on a of, and to lay, maintain and operate a stopped some fast ones at short. Next Middlesex County. It was because this two points. pleasure trip Satvrday. Beginning at the 10.30 mass Sunday twenty inch iron conduit pipe across Sunday the local team will cross bats jury had to be gathered from another morning and ending with a high mass the said Woodbridge avenue, about two with the Franklins, this being their Mrs. J. Jackson was visiting friends county that the Supreme Court takes at 9 o’clock Tuesday morning, the forty feet beneath the surface thereof. second meeting. As the Franklins won in Newark on Saturday. over the trial. REV. J. J. TYRRELL’S hours devotion were celebrated at St. Take Notice, That the Interocean the first game the locals will be out for Mrs. F. Davis and her daughter, Ida, With Prosecutor Florance and his as Joseph’s church. The church was filled Oil Company, a corporation, has pre­ revenge. Having Applegate’s number FUNERAL IN RAHWAY spent Saturday in Newark. sistant, John Goan, Attorney-General at all services and Sunday and Monday sented a petition to the Borough Coun­ they expect to hit him hard. A good John W. Westcott is acting in his ca­ evenings was crowded to overflowing. cil of the Borough of Roosevelt, which game is looked for, as last Sunday the The funeral of Rev. John J. Tyrrell, Mr. and Mrs. J. Dewitt were visiting pacity as prosecutor-general. Joseph The sermon was by tho Rev. Father will be considered by the said Council Franklins and St. Anthony’s played a seventy years old, who died Saturday friends in Elizabeth Saturday. Strieker, formerly assistant prosecutor Trainor of the Redemptist Fathers, of on the 7th day of dune, 1915, at 8.30 fourteen inning 5 to 5 game; and our at his home in Westfield avenue, Clark Mrs. Thomas Burke and son were of this county, is defending the accused New York, who is a big favorite among o’clock in the evening, at Fire House boys have won from the Saints. Township, was held in Rahway, Tues­ New York visitors on Tuesday. and is aided by former Attorney-Gener­ the parishoners of St. Joseph’s Church. No. 2. Woodbridge avenue, in the said The score: day morning from St. Mary’s Church. al Robert H. McCarter. All masses on Monday and Tuesday Borough of Roosevelt, and that the said A solemn high mass of requiem was of­ Miss Ruth Dowdell spent the week were the best attended on any occasion petition was filed on Monday, the 17th ROOSEVELT A. C. end with relatives in Elizabeth. fered by Rev. B. M. Bogan of Plain- of this kind ever held. Rev. Doctor day of May, 1915. A.B. R. H. 0. £. field, assisted by Rev. John A. West- MAN SHOT FROM AMBUSH John Hughes, an old-time resident in Hagerty was well pleased to see so The petition prays that an ordinance E. Coughlin, 2b...... 5 0 2 4 0 man, or Arlington; Rev. Dr. M. J. Hag- IN PORT READING the borough, returned to his son. many come to make the sacrifice and be passed by the Borough Council of J. Elk, 3b...... 3 i 0 3 0 erty, of St. Joseph’s, and other visiting go to communion. the Borough of Roosevelt, granting to W. . 3 3 2 1 0 Coughlin, s.s---- priests. Mrs. W. V. Quin and daughter, Ma­ the Interocean Oil Company, a corpo­ Jakeway, lb ...... 2 0 2 0 Riddled with two loads of buckshot, rian, visited Newark on Tuesday. The body of Father Tyrrell was taken ration, for a period of fifty years, the Murtha, c...... 3 1 1 3 0 the body of Matthew Rinaldi, thirty-two to St. Mary’s Church and placed THE BOWLING CONTEST Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Enot and Mrs. right to construct, maintain and oper­ Dolan, r .f...... 3 0 1 4 0 years old, of Port Reading, killed Sun­ under a guard of honor selected from Henry Carleton were in New York Sun­ AT THE Y. M. C. A. ate a single standard guage track across Scally, l . f ...... 4 0 2 1 0 day by an unidetified man in ambush, the several societies of the church. day. Woodbridge avenue upon the surface Groom, c.f...... 3 0 0 3 0 was taken to Coroner Robert A. Hir- Burial was in Calvary Cemetery, New ner’s morgue in Woodbridge, where an The ten highest scores in the Y. M. thereof, connecting the portions of the Cutter, lb ...... 1 0 0 1 0 York on Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Currie and son autopsy was performed by County Phy­ C. A. bowling contest are as follows: plant of the said Interocean Oil Com­ Litz, p...... 4 0 2 2 0 Father Tyrrell was educated in St. and Frank Ward spent Tuesday in Eliz­ sician Carroll. The search for the mur­ pany in the said Borough of Roosevelt, Peter’s College, County of Wexford, abeth. W. Donnelly...... 256 33 7 10 24 0 lying upon either side of said Wood- derer by County Detective Peltier has and in Carlow College, Ireland, where Foote...... 240 Mrs. J. Connelly was visiting her bridge avenue, and also to lay, main­ MILFORD1 A. ic. proved unavailing. Three men are held he was ordained a priest in 1867. He Butts...... 240 daughter, Mrs. E. Davis, in Bayonne tain and operate a twenty inch iron as material witnesses. One theory is came to this country for his health McLeod...... 223 A.B. R. H. o. E. Monday. conduct pipe across the said Wood- that it was due to race animosity caused twenty-one years ago. Here he assisted Darlington...... 222 Cordan, s.s...... 5 i 1 4 0 bridge avertue beneath the surface by the warring relations of Italy and other priests, principally in St. Mary’s L. F. Moore...... 221 Voegler, l.f ...... i 0 3 1 .Saturday the Consumers’ plant laid thereof at a depth of two feet, also Austria. Church, St. Joseph’s Church, of Plain- Kutcher...... 212 Hummel, 3b...... 4 0 2 4 0 off about one hundred and thirty men connecting the said two portions of the The men under arrest are Luigi Ten- field, and St. Michael’s Church, of Hillyer...... ,...211 Schen, c .f...... 3 0 0 3 0 owning to the dull season. said plant. netti, Giuseippl Gatto and Libene Gen- Crandford. Morecraft...... 211 Strass, lb ...... 4 0 1 2 0 The character of the use to which dilli. According to the story they tell Pope Pius X in 1902 gave Father Tyr­ Thomas Burke is making regular W ilgus...... ,.208 Bauer, c ...... 4 0 2 3 0 said track is to be used is to run and they were walking with Ranaldi in a rell permission to maintain a pi'ivate trips to East Rahway in his auto stage Rost, 2b...... 4 0 1 3 0 operate thereon cars hauled by engines by-road at Port Reading, a short dis­ oratory in his home, where masses were to meet the fast line trolley. Saunders, r.f...... 4 0 0 2 0 tance from the borough, going to their EXCELSIOR B. & L. ASS0. propelled by steam for the purpose of offered every morning. The priest was Several local baseball fans journeyed Comber, p...... 3 0 1 3 0 bunks in the padrone shanties. The lane transporting and carrying merchandfee also granted many privileges by Bishop to Woodbridge to witness the Franklin- OFFICERS TO HAVE BANQUET was skirted with underbrush from which and commodities used in the business 35 2 8 27 1 John J. O’Connor, of the Newark Dio­ St. Anthony baseball game last Sunday. of the said company from one portion there came a sudden spurt of flame. cese. Father Tyrrell is survived by two The officers of the Excelsior Building of the said plant to the other. Rinaldi, who was in advance of the Miss Emma Marks is suffering from sisters and two brothers, all living in and Loan Association, of Elizabeth, The character of the use to which MR. AND MRS. J. C. SHORR others, staggered, but kept his feet and a badly sprined wrist which she hurt Ireland. will hold a banquet in Bowker’s May the said twenty foot iron conduit pipe started to run. He had gone but a few when she accidentally slipped on the ENTERTAIN FRIENDS 29. Prominent speakers and city offi­ is to be put is for the purpose of con­ strides when the gun was fired again street. cials will be present. The officers veying crude oil from tank steamers and he dropped. LADIES’ EUCHRE CLUB of the association, which has had lying at the Company’s dock to the Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Schorr enter­ Both charges of shot entered Ridal- Robert Clayton, of Elizabeth, super­ MEET AT MISS SEXTON’S a very successful year, are William storage tanks at the Company’s plant, tained a host of friends on Sunday di’s chest and arms. His companions intendent of the John Hancock Insur­ T. Coggins, president, twenty-ninth upon the other side of Woodbridge ave­ evening. May 23. Those present were: could give no motive for the shooting. ance Company spent Tuesday in the The Ladies’ Euchre Club was enter­ term; John G. Hall, treasurer, tenth nue, and also for the purpose of con­ Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Mulvihill, Mr. They will be held until the authorities borough. tained on Thursday night by Misses term; Fred J. Schaffer, financial secre­ veying refined oil to barges for ship­ and Mrs. William Donnelly and family, can be certain they were not accesso­ Mayme Sexton. Mrs. William Sexton tary, fifth term; Otto E. Kitzler, re­ ment to points in and around New York Mr. and Mrs. George Wagner and son, ries to the crime. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Merrick and son, was the lucky winner of the first prize, FORMER STRIKERS HELD cording secretary; Judge C. Addison Harbor. which was a beautiful embroidered cen­ Swift, solicitor; Robert M. Wehler, Dated May 17th, 1915. Mr. and Mrs.F. Eggerts and family, for­ HEBREW INTERMENT MEETING SATURDAY NIGHT merly of Woodbridge; the Misses Anna terpiece. Miss Nora Walsh won the James White, Jeremiah Brady, Thos. THE INTEROCEAN OIL COMPANY, and Marie Reidel, Gladys Bishop, Lo- ASSOCIATION IS FORMED second prize, which was a handsome J. Coakley, William Geoghegan and O. E. THURBER, A meeting of the workers who took retto Driesch, Messrs. Louis Moore, bread plate, and Mrs. E. Coughlin won Edward Bauer, directors; Robert J. Vice President. the consolation prize. Several solos part in the recent big strike in the bor­ Aljoe, Peter F. Scherf and Gottfried Attest: GEO. W. S. W H ITNEY, William Reidel, Jack Drummond, Jas. The Carteret Hebrew Interment As­ were rendered. by Mrs. J. Murphy, ac­ ough was held in Roosevelt Hall on Schmitt, auditors. Secretary. McLeod, John Richardson, S. Larson, sociation has been incorporated and the companied on the piano by Mrs. J. Del- Saturday evening. A definite plan of WALTER V. QUIN, Smith and G. Dumford. There was necessary papers filed in the county let. Miss Mayme Sexton played for action was agreed upon to help convict 5-20-2t Borough Clerk. music, dancing and singing, and re­ clerk’s office in New Brunswick. Its dancing, which was enjoyed by all. the deputies and also to help Frisini, Mrs. J. Schuck was in Elizabeth Tues­ freshments were served at a late hour. principal office is in Glass’ Hall, John day. Refreshments were served at a late the labor leader, who is facing some All parted saying they had a pleasant street. The trustees of the association NOTICE. hour and full justice was done to them. serious charges. A large crowd was Harry Roth spent Tuesday in New evening. are Maurice G. Koses, Thomas Krinz- Those present were Mrs. J. Dellett, present and addresses were delivered York. man, David Linsky, Herman Shapiro, Notice is hereby given that sealed Mrs. W. Sexton, Mrs. J. Martin, Mrs. in Italian, Polish, Hungarian and Eng­ Max Glass, Nathan Strausser and Her­ Mrs. Charles Wells -vzs in Elizabeth bids for C3 gross tons stove size coal FIRE COMPANY NO. 2 T. Currie, Mrs. J. Murphy, Mrs. W. lish. man Brown. Tuesday, for No. 10 School, 35 gross tons stove Lawlor, Mrs. J. Childs, Mrs. D. Har­ size coal for No. 2 School, 80 gross tons TO HOLD CARNIVAL Mrs. John Rucgg- tv:u> an Elizabeth rington, of New York, and the Misses HEARD “ BILLY” SUNDAY’S egg size coal for No. 2 School, will be Visitor Tuesday. COMING EVENTS. Jennie Currie and Nora Walsh. The received by the Board of Education of The Roosevelt Fire Company No. 2 FAREWELL SERMON next meeting will be held at the home Charles Brady was an Elizabeth vis­ the Borough o f Roosevelt on or before will hold their annual carnival in the M A Y 29—The National Orchestra, at of Mrs. J. Martin, Chrome avenue. itor on Tuesday. Tuesday, June 8, 1915. week beginning July 12th and ending at Roosevelt Hall. Tickets 25 cents. The Misses M. Slugg, B. Gillespie. A ll bids must be filed with the Dis­ the 17th. The carnival this year will be Mrs. J. Hagan was a Newark visitor MAY 31—Decoration Day—Dual Meet P. Wilson, E. Caurn and Messrs. D. trict Clerk on or before 8 o’clock P. M. something great. Elizabeth, Rahway, Tuesday afternoon. at Y. M. C. A., starting at 10.30 POLICE HAVE THEIR Wilson, C. Slugg, J. Gillespie ar.d W. June 8, 1915. Amboy and all surrounding towns are : A. M. NEW SUMMER UNIFORMS Leber journeyed to Paterson on Sun­ Mrs. Edward Hull was visiting friends The Board reserves the right to r#« now holding them and they are proving j day to hear “ Billy” Sunday deliver his in New York Tuesi aj . ject any or all bids. a big success. The people are looking JUNE 25—Strawberry Social and En­ farewell sermon. On the trip home the The police received their new sum- j Mr. and Mrs. F. A . H . Hart and fam­ By order of the Board of Education. forward to this event, remembering tertainment to be given by Deborah auto broke down and could not be re­ mer uniform Tuesday. They were fu r-1 ily, of Brooklyn, arc spending a few E. J. HE1L, the one last year, which was the most Rebekah Lodge, No. 59, at Odd Fel­ paired, so all had to come home via fast nished by Louis Hensher of Rahway days at the hop.'.e of Jg r. and Mrs. C. G. W. MORGAN, President. attractive affair to bring all the people lows Hail. Tickets, 10 cents. Re­ a half walk. line trolley and a mile and Biels. District Clerk. 5-20-2t together ever held in the borough. freshments for sale. avenue. THE ROOSEVELT NEWS

The Archbishop’s Claim. Gender of the Sword. The archbishop of Canterbury is ex­ Among the many curious notions ob­ m m down tremely fond of chess, a fact which taining among the different races us­ I once caused him to make a very witty ing the sword may he noted the gen­ remark. At the opening of a chess der of the weapon. In the north of congress he said: ’'w m m m m Europe it was either masculine, as in j “ Although I am not a brilliant player, Britain, or neuter, ns in Germany, j I can claim to represent all the pieces, while in the south it was uniformly (Article No. 1.) except the pawn. I have had a great feminine. Its force and cruelty ap­ deal to do with kings and queens, I pealed to the northern mind. Its grace have lived in two castles, and I am and elegance attracted the warriors of Listen First to the Bachelor Girl— Would She Marry if the “Right Man” Came Along ?- j probably the only man living who Is the sunny south. It typified to ’ he one both a knight and a bishop.” —Pear- j strength, to the other dignity.—Ex­ Sure, but She’s Convinced There Is No Such Person— She Will Never Stretch a | son's Weekly. change. Dollar Bill Till It Breaks for Sake of Dubious Congeniality.

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Time was, and not so very far back “I would like to see the color of the these same husbands in the tango haunts either, when an old maid was considered man’s hair I would give up my fifty dol­ paying violent attention to art outside a blot on the family escutcheon. Such lars a week and freedom for,” declared their homes. Meanwhile, the wife is NEW YORK TELEPHONE COMPANY : © a calamity was looked upon as a sort of a bachelor girl by choice. sitting in her uptown apartment crying admission of feminine inferiority. The speaker is slightly on the far side all the lights out of her eyes because the It was the fate of the old maid to take of thirty. She is clever. She is accom­ man who has promised to be booked only the crumbs from the table of happiness plished. She is radiant with health and on the matrimonial circuit through life at her more fortunate married kinfolk. vitality. She is interested in the world has taken to general varieties. 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A girl might linger to pick and ably in the little garden cafe just around days does so because she is too indolent chooso until the twenty-fourth milepost the corner from my room and bath. Not to keep young. Notice the bachelor girls was past, but from there on she was ex­ enough to make over last season’s suit you know and see if they do not look pected to clinch with the first opportunity because the kitchen needs some new lin­ years younger than their married sisters that passed her way and drag it to the oleum. Not enough to become a commod­ of the same age. altar. ity instead of a joy in the life of any man. “Would I marry? Perhaps, if the right Not exactly pleasant, nor fair, nor con­ “As it is, there is no one to ask me why man came along, but I am convinced there RUSSELL MILES ducive to the best happiness of the home. I arrive home at six o’clock when 1 am is no such person. Why exchange a life Bnt the mills of the gods began to grind due at half-past five. Instead of pain of perfect contentment for one of dubious Real Estate, Insurance & Loans a new grist. The ancient order of the fully extracting a quarter from a reluctant congeniality?” old maid disappeared from the scrap- husband, I open my purse and find my Why, indeed? And yet there are a lot BOROUGH MAN—BOROUGH SERVICE heap. In her place was found a self-as own limit There are no in-laws to censor of girls doing it at this time. Chrome, New Jersey

SECRET OF LIVING. THE UNEXPECTED. PRIDE. Patronize Borough Business Men and thus add to Says the poet of the Alcestis, If we can only come back to na­ I have been more and more con­ the Borough Prosperity. “ T he things that seemed likely ture together every year and con­ vinced the more I think of it that, sider the flowers and the birds and are not fulfilled, but heaven finds the way of the unexpected." in genera], pride is at the bottom of confess our faults and our mistakes all great mistakes. A ll the other under the silent stars and hear the passions do occational good, but Willing Victims. river murmuring in absolution we whenever pride puts in its word shall die young even though we live He—Are those friends of yours, the ClitnbUighs, In the whirl of society? everything gees wrong, and what long, and we shall have a treasure Valley of the Sacramento | She—Not exactly, hut they keep swim­ it might really be desirable to do, of memories which will be Kke the ming around the vortex in the happy quietly and innocently, it is mortally Wouldn’ t you like to see “ how the land lays’ ’ that will produce wheat and twin flower, a double blossom on a | exi>ectatiou that they will he drawn in. dangerous to do proudly.— Ruskin. alfalfa, oranges and lemons, raisins and rice, hops and walnuts, almonds single stem, and carry with us into —Richmond Times-Dispatch. and peaches, figs and prunes? Wouldn’t it seem peculiar to see oranges ripening while you are doing your winter plowing, or a strawberry patch the unseen world something which yielding fruit every month for eleven qionths out of the year? will make it worth while to be im­ mortal.— Henry van Dyke. Yon Can See This Country Without Leaving Home THE BEAUTIFUL Wa have issued beautiful booklets descriptive o f various portions of the Never lose an opportunity of Sacramento Valley: Sacramento, Yolo, Solano, Shasta, Glenn counties and Reversible. seeing anything beautiful. Beauty | HANDBILLS? | have a vast fund of information for you. This bureau is conducted solely iat is becoming the girl 1s is G o d ’s handwriting, a wayside S • C o oOCH> for the benefit of the homeseeker, settler and tourist. You may have 1 If the girl Is pretty the hat sacrament. Welcome it in every I one or more of the booklets mentioned, a map of California, and answer ng. It's easy. — Galveston fair face, every fair sky, every fair to your questions and a sample copy of Sunset Magazine, tbe monthly t We Print Them | guide and text-book of the homeseeker and settler, if you will send ten flower, and drink it in simply surd cents in stamps to cover cost of mailing. earnestly with your eyes,— Charles ove. that seldom gives us bappt- The Sequel. s. at least makes, us dream, of It.— Kingsley. Knicker—What succeeds that tired SUNSET MAGAZINE SERVICE BUREAU, San Francisco, California lancourt. feeling? Bocker-That tired feeling.— Be sure to mention this paper and name book you want New York Soil. rHE ROOSEVELT NEWS.

down, cellar, and are'you going fifsay I stjugaf it with tiie ax?” UaoHmrit KVma -ik in the Water i Of course L. D. TELEPHONE:: Roosevelt 310. y o W H jc k it’. Ye--, sir. you couldn't s e e '^ tf other way to spite me, and THOMAS YORKE ...... E d it o r and P r o p r ie t o r ! so you whacked away at the pipe with the ax. By John, but I don't know F. J. HEMSEL Entered as second-class matter June 24th, 1908, at the post office at Carteret, what prevents me from demolishing N. J., under the Act of March 3, 1879. this house and murdering three or four people! A water pipe bursted, and $10 Painter and Paperhanger SUBSCRIPTION RATES to pay out for repairs'" Siingle Copies, - 3 Cts. One Year, $1.00 (in advance) “ Don't water pipes ever burst?” A Foil Line of Painters’ Supplies quietly replied Mrs. Bowser. OFFICE: T h ir d .St r e e t , N e a r W a s h in g t o n A v e ., B o ro u g h o f R o o s e v e l t “ Never! Never in the world! Water pipes are all right until some one hauls oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mrs. Bowser had no more to say, o off with an as and bursts them. I 24-26-28 SECOND STREET o and Mr. Bowser felicitated himself that he had made a proper beginning. suppose you'll tell me next that the o roof of this house is leaking in a dozen o If he had only been a little more ob­ Chrome, N. J. o Bowser’s places'.” serving and.noticed the smile playing 9 “ I discovered two leaks yesterday, o around the corners o f her mouth it o Premonition would have been better for him later but they are not very bad ones. I can o on. When dinner was finished and put pans on the floor to catch the wa­ o ter.” o they had returned to the sitting room o “ Leaks in the roof! Forty leaks in o He Felt That Something he assumed his most judicial demeanor FARE $ 3 2 2 J^DAILY BETWEEN o and began: a roof that was overhauled only last o Would Happen and It Did. summer! Woman, do you know where o "As I stopped at the gate for a mo­ 4 K . BUFFALO & o ment this evening I observed that one you stand?” D of the panes in a front window was “ What do you mean?” o By M. QUAD. “ You are standing in the shadow of f i n ? ! * * o broken. It was all right when I left “ w h a t ! y o u — y o u h e r e !" o Copyright, 1915, by the McClure death! You have gone up. on that roof the house this morning. Some time o Newspaper Syndicate. and jumped up and down. You have o during the day you sneaked up there ‘T say I won't listen!’7' played tag and pull-away. You have OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with an ax or crowbar and gave it a “And I say you will! I f you’d come turned somersaults and handsprings. It was an hour after dinner, and Mr, bat. You did it to spite me.” charging me with breaking that glass You have taken the crowbar and I ’d have taken the shine off that bald Bowser was reading and smoking “ Yon are talking foolishly, Mr. Bow­ thumped and pounded. You have done T h e Great Ship “SEEANDBEE” ser.” head of yours in about a minute. when he suddenly shivered. Mrs. all this to spite me, aud by the bones ^ The largest ar.d most costly steamar on any inland water o f the world. Sleeping ticcommoda- Bowser happened to lie looking at him, “ I am talking facts, woman! As 1 What you need is a strong hand, and tioris fo r 15 0 0 passengers, of the one horned cow”— “CITY OF ERIE” - 3 Magnificent- Steamers------“CITY OF BUFFALO” and she said: entered the gate I stumbled over a it’s fortunate that I've got one. No "A re you through, Lemuel Bowser?” use for you to glare at me like an A LucrvvihJtHNBETWEEN “ I fun afraid you are in for a cold.” clothespin. While it was only a single Mr. Bowser turned to find his moth­ I BUFFALO—Daily, May 1st to Dec. 1st—CLEVELAND “ I guess not,” he replied. one, it showed the carelessness and enraged bull, for I don’t care. Where Leave Buffalo - - 3:00 P.T i. Leave Cleveland - - 9:00 P . M. er-in-law standing in the door. She are you going?” Arrive Cleveland - - 7:30 A .M . Arrive Buffalo - 7:50 A.M . “ But that shiver indicates it.” Waste prevailing in this house. You had arrived hours before, but had kept LJ (EasternStandard Time) probably threw it from a window at a “ I ’m going to leave the house -until 7~/ Conneetions-at Cleveland fo r Cedar Point, Put-in-Bay, Toledo. Detroit and all points West and “Hang it!” lie exclaimed, as he got in tiie background to make a dramatic Southwest. Railroad tickets reading betwt on Buffalo and Cleveland are good for transportation you get gone.” on our steamers. Ask your ticket agent fo r tickets viaC . &. B. Line. up to walk back and forth. “ I’ve had dog.” debut. a feeling ever since dinner that some­ "As there is a foot of snow on our “ Lemuel Bowser, come back here!” Beautifully colored sectional puzzle chart, showing both exterior and interior of The Great I Mfc “What! You—you here?” gasped Mr. Ship “ SEEANDBEE" sent on receipt o f five cents to cover postage and mailing. Also ask I •* thing was going to happen.” sidewalk and more falling, I don’t see But Mr. Bowser got his overcoat for our 24-page pictorial and descriptive booklet free.______Bowser as the red left his face in an “ A premonition?” how you Stumbled over such a small and hat and was outdoor before she w THE CLEVELAND & BUFFALO T R A N S IT CO., Cleveland, Ohio ^ instant. could reach him. He didn’t know " I believe they call it that.” thing as a clothespin,” observed Mrs. - -— —— — -— — “Yes, Lemuel, I am here, and I have where to go after he got out, but five "Is it a feeling that something bad Bowser. minutes later be brought up at a drug Is going to happen?” “There are lots of things you don't been an interested listener. Sit down!” “ Terribly bad.” observe, and you needn't try to split “What for?” store on the cornel'. He wanted sym­ “ Mercy, but 1 hope not! What can hairs with me. I presume the gas bill “Because I tell you to. I've got a pathy. He wanted to tell the druggist all about it and be consoled, and he It be?” t-lluis come in for last month?” lew words to say to you, and perhaps had just got ready to talk when in “ I am to be run down by an auto, “Yes.” your knees won’t wobble quite so much walked the mother-in-law. There was maybe.” “ And we are charged with burning if you sit down. Now, then, about that JACOB HAYMAN" no hesitation on her part. She Walked “ You go out and take a walk. Such about a million feet of gas?” el-otbespin. You lied about it simply to up to Mr. Bowser and took him by the forebodings often come from indiges­ “ The bill is only 50 cents higher have an excuse to raise a row!” hand and said: D a l l y a n d tion.” Ilian the month before." “Woman, don't you call me a liar!” Weekly Newspapers "Lemuel, come with me!” Mr. Bowser went, and when became “ Only GO cents! By the great horn “ Don’t excite yourself, and don’t call '■I'll be hanged if I do!" he growled. an hour later lie said be felt bet­ me woman! 1 am your respected moth­ MAGAZINES AN D PERIODICALS back r.poon, woman, but it ought to have “You'll cither come along with me ter, though lie was very sober the rest er-in-law, and as such 1 can’t be bluff­ been $2 less; Who has wasted that or follow me in the ambulance!” of the evening, and Ins face wore a gas? Who lias deliberately gone at it ed or bulldozed!" “ I won't stay in the same house with “That's what he needs—a strong Tobaccos an& C ig a r s gloomy look as lie departed in the and turned it on in (he daytime and hand.” said the druggist, as he nodded morning. you!" exclaimed Mr. Bowser as he let it whiz away?” approval. Mrs. Bowser worried all day and “ No one. of course. I must tell you jumped up. C. R. R. D E P O T CARTERET, N. J. "Oh, yes. you will! You and I have The family eat had -followed the hoped lie would come home feeling that the coal for the range is out. It mother-in-law. Under the sky of a got to have a phiiu, straight talk, and more cheerful. In this she was disap­ lasted four days longer than the last winter's night, side by side and hold­ the sooner we get at it the better. I pointed. He came scuffing in, and be­ ton, but 1 suppose you”— ing hands, walked Mr. Bowser and his figured that it was about time for one fore ho had his overcoat off lie de­ “ The range coal is all gone!” he fionqneror, and behind them followed of your spells, ami so i got aboard of manded: tAe wonderful feline, and when the pro­ the train and eauie down. If you think “ Don’t you know that I want my cession had reached a well known gate whooped as he jumped up and down you could talk better with a pillow be­ dinner some time before midnight?" and his eyes hung out. “ Why, it's only it turned in, opened the door and a hind your back well and good, but “ Our usual 0 o’clock dinner is ready,” ten days since 1 ordered the last ton!” moment, later what was happening THE OLD RELIABLE talk you must. You know me, dou’t she-quietly replied. “ it's exactly twenty-seven days, my there was hidden from all outside eyes. you ?" “ Well, it is n good thing that it is dear.” B. KAHN’S or that girl would get the bounce. “ Don’t contradict me. A ton of coal "You bet T know you!” The Suspicion Horrible. From now on this house will be run burned in our kitchen in ten days! “Then no further introductions are Father—bo' you want to marry my Furniture Store as a house Instead of a sawmill or I’ll Ten days. Mrs. Bowser! Don't try to necessary. Mr. Bowser, do you realize (laughter? Can you support a family? .308 Woodbridge Ave., Chrome, N J. that you are one of the meatiest old know the reason why!” fool me. You sold at least half that Suitor—Great Caesar! Have you lost Complete line of “ What is wrong with my way of coal to .get money to attend bargain kickers on the f a-e of this earth?" your job?— Philadelphia Ledger. running the house?" sales. You may deny it. but nothing “ What! Yv’lmt Furniture, Beds “ What is wrong? A thousand tilings on earth will convince mo that you “Don’t you shout- at me. You may Mattresses, Stoves are wrong. Mrs. Bowser, you and I til!n't- Great Scott, sell the coal out scare the cat or the cook, but I'm nut are going to have a talk after dinner,— of my cellar to buy fluuidoodlcs!” made that way. You know that pane A Drop of Printer’s Ink Sole Agency for a straight, plain talk.” “ 1 say that the coal has lasted of glass was < racked four weeks ago Model Acorn Ranges and Stoves “ I thought you said we might go to twenty-seven days, Mr. Bowser, and by a boy throwing a snowball, but you Makes Thousands Think. Come and see us. Satisfaction the church festival this evening.” you are talking nonsense. Yon might seized upon it toni.-.-iit as a prelext. Do “ Church festival lie hanged! We as well charge the cook with selling you know what I'd have done if you Guaranteed. are more apt to go to (lie pool-house.” it. There's a leak in the water pipe laid come bulldozing to me about it?" Furniture stored at I f You Have Lost Reasonable Rates Anything of Value Telephone Connection P.O.Box 114 Advertise In This Paper And Get It Back.

WIDEAWAKE PEOPLE SAVE MONEY BY READING THE TO SECURE GLEAN PASTUERI2ED MILK , ADS. IN THIS PAPER. WATCH THEM FOR BARGAINS Our wagons pass your door daily with fresh dairy products, prepared in a clean place, placed in sani­ They Cost Little, They Do Much— tary packages and sterilized bottles by clean men. OUR W ANT ADS. Our Plant, at 191 New Brunswick Avenue IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR INSPECTION You Know of the Bargains In Your Store. A post card will bring our wagon to your door daily with DON’T BE SELFISH . Milk, Rutter, Cream, Buttermilk or Cottage Cheese. Tell Others About Them. Liberty Bell. Peril Amboy M i I Cream Go. The Liberty bell is twelve feet in cir­ cumference around the lip and seveu Perth Amboy, N ew Jersey feet six inches around the crown. The hell is three feet following the line of the bell from the lip to the crown and nvo feet three inches over the crown. ’ tBHOBKEi The length of the clapper is three feet two inches. The inscription on the bell is: “ By order of tbe Assembly of the Province of Pennsylvania, for the Stateliouse in the City of Philadelphia, 1752. Proclaim Liberty throughout tbe land unto all the inhabitants thereof.— G. A . Dalrymple I I.evit, xxv, 10.”

Natural Mistake. “ So this is the 030 touring model? By George'. What a eraekerjack of a ] car for that price!” The salesman beamed with delight. "Yes, it certainly is,” he replied. F-iiMIc Tracking ■Last year we had it priced at 34,230, j but we cut off 3730." "Wh-a-t? Cut off §750 from $4.2-30. : Why, I thought the price of this wsr ' J-'AO? That's what you said.” And then came the disDlusionr i bringing the sad discovery tha* GOO FrelgM Ca id f?r ad jfsL i car is not necessarily listed - • 030.— ' Automobile Topics. CARTERET, N. J, Of Course No'.. Bill—Do you carry any life insur­ ance. Jill—Not on your life!—Voukers Statesman.

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"1 “ JERSEY NEXT" IS SUFFRAGE SLOGAN ADVERTISING IS THE ABC OF BUSINESS, AND IT Men Send (lie Car "Voter” Through the State. BRINGS SUCCESS TO COTffllSHT. 1912. BY tag HEW YORK EVENING TELEGRAM (HEW YORK HERALD COJ. U tourm . YOU "New Jersey N e x t!” la not only the slogan of the unenfranchised half of ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ the people of the state, but also the wat'cry of hundreds of New Jersey Men [ ah, A REPRESEHmi of the pueuc print? who want their mothers and wives, their sweethearts and sisters, to walk side WELL, 7 AM HAMAHR, by aide with them as citizens with equal rights. The tnaueMN, PPOM GOING TO GET MARRIED? The men of New Jersey have decided it is time they gave active help In po / unk. the place Let Us Design Your Engagement Cards the campaign to put New Jersey on the suffrage map. Accordingly, the Men’s WHERE I MADE a HIT. I AM HOW and Wedding Invitations. League For Woman Suffrage, of which Champlain L. Riley of Plainfield is HERE, LH you# . president, has bought a little yellow car, which is to be used all over the state M / J > $ T r / to reach the voters. JL The car la to be manned by Miss Eva Ward, who Is to act as field worker foe the New Jersey Men's League. She is now setting forth on a lonely pil­ EcfC ^ THIS TOWN grimage to cover as many of the twenty-one counties of the state as time and the a*to will permit. Welcomes New Industries "W e are calling the car ‘Voter’ because it has been given to the campaign by voters of the state,’’ explained Miss Ward, “ and we are Interesting our- and Supports Home In­ stitutions -=-

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A tenth of what Is (oinfl on In T ow n, State, N a­ tion and World If you , J QUESTION M Y / MANY TRIUMPHSAW2> fall to tike I SLArP e r THE PLACE \OF MY NATIVITY, XWOULpjTP t a p e t h a t “THE VOTER.” THIS PAPER Mlvea principally in the politicians. The editors of the New Jersey papers say Order It /Retv / Order It /Retv i that they want to know what the politicians are going to do about woman suffrage. So that’s one thing we are going to try to find out. You see, "Mohammed Is going to the mountain.’ Fortunately New Jersey is not too large a state to be covered, t am taking the ‘Industrial Directory,’ because as often as possible I am going to stop outside factory gates In lunch hours and talk to the men directly and give them literature. I don’t mean to lose one single speechmaking chance. “ W e are neutral on all questions but suffrage, and here we show our colors all the time, for ‘V oter’ has a brilliant yellow campaign dress. In each town on the tour there are men who stand for suffrage and who will help in the work of the campaign. The car will act as a kind of peripatetic office, earry- hig all the equipment for action, and I shall have to be at different times all of a secretary-chauffeur-typlst-speaker-organizer-reporter. The Men’s League is co­ Anvone Bending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an operating with all the women’s organizations, and we are hoping to do much invention la probably patentable. Coimmnilca- useful scouting for them.” tlo n »at rictly confident tal. HANDBOOK on Patonta sent free. Oldest agency fur securing patents. Tlie league has many noted members, and numbers of leading politicians Patent* taken through Muun Sc, Co. recetra May Get the Sack. wit hout charge, ill the ora among the active workers in the campaign, among them Attorney Gen­ Called for Blood. Gymnastic Stunt. tpec(al notic$> “ The count related to us how his eral Westcott, Sheriff Eugene Kinkead, Congressman Hamid, Senator “Sandy looks as if he had been Barbour—“ You seem warm; hav ancestors had once sacked a palace Scientific American. Charles O'Connor Hennessy and the Hou. Everett Colby. Among the vice presi­ fighting.” "He has been fighting; a you been exercising?” Waterman- in Normandy.” "Ah! And I under­ A handiomely UluBtrated weekly. J.nreeit otr- dents are the Hon. Ernest R. Ackerman of Plainfield, Mayor Victor Mvralag fellow said something in his presence "Yes, indeed; I went to the mutes ^ulat^