Psychotic 26 Geis 1968-07
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...so what if I do have a small beak.* Other birds have smaIler beaks. Having a big beak isn’t so much.' I peck good with what I’ve got. My lady bird says I have a nice pecker.... COVER by RICHARD BERGERON with words by me. 8AC0VER by VAUGHN BODE CONTENTS | INTERIOR ART by BILL ROTSLER—3, 21,35, 57, 39, 41; JOHN GODWIN----- 5; DOUG THE COUCH — by the editor who I betrays his' vow of silence and I LOVENSTEIN—11; VAUGHN BODE—6, 9,. 17’, JOHN D. BERRY—20, Reveals All about himself....4 | 30, 32; AL ANDREWS—23; STEVE STILES—44; RAY NELSON—45,46. FOLD-OUT InMate #1—VAUGHN BODE THE TRENCHANT BLUDGEON—by TEO | WHITE who usee it to bash some I pros over the head. Spine- I tingling stuff, fans!...... ...6 I PSYCHOTIC is a product of the fevered mind of JONAH—by LARRY STARK who has I the Mad Hermit of Santa Monica. (New cave!) ♦ ♦*♦***♦**».♦.fc****.,!*,,******* an enigma to present, first ! you unwrap the mystery......11 I * ADDRESS !!!!!!.'!! * *NEW* THE PSYCHOTIC InMATE JI I * Richard E. Geis * presented, drawn and. artisted i J P.O. Box 3116 * by VAUGHN BODE.....................13 | . ! Santa Monica, Cal. I : 90403 * DELUSIONS—book reviews by the | **♦♦*************.**»♦*»*>.***** .* ■ editor. A smile for PAST MAST- i ER and THE REEFS OF EARTH; a I Published on the left-handed Psychotic Press, PSY is issued for trades, frown for BEST SF; 1967.....15 | contributions and 500 per copy. NEW WORLDS COMING----- by NORMAN | SPINRAD who discusses Mike Moor-* REMEMBER: no mail addressed to "The.Mad Hermit" will reach me. It all goes cock's THE fINAL PROGRAMME..18 j to LeRoy Tanner. THE VIOLENT WARD—by the edit-1 Contents or who unveils the-new, improv—| ed FUGGHEAD AWARD -and asks for I Copyrighted 1968 by Richard E. Geis. All rights are assigned to the writers and nominations..'..................... 20 I artists who contributed material to this issue. Bless them, Lord, for they know not SECTION EIGHT—by the readers I what they do. who go at it again hammer and I tongs...tongs for the memory., | ................. 21 i A PRIMER FOR HEADS—By EARL I EVERS, who in PART THREE, pre- | faces the most complete acid | trip you'll ever read about., i .......................................... 451 ___ Great Howling Horny Toads! I Your subscription has died! | __ You are a contributor...a I Nice Person. s _ We trade. _ You are mentioned in this | - issue...now start looking. I A complimentary issue WHERE THE EDITOR RAMBLES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON "All right, Geis...assume the position!" or nine I go to my desk, read some of what I did of the current "Yes...but I wish you'd buy a new couch. This one is book the day beford, and start writing for money." so damned old and motheaten...the leather is worn out, the "You write fast?" springs are probing for vital spots..." "I write slow. If I get five pages done in the morning "Stop complaining. It you'd pay me instead of pouring I am content. Twelve-thirteen hundred words...first draft." blood and sweat into PSYCHOTIC—" "Do you do second drafts?" "Hold it right there! PSY is sacred." "No. I edit with a pen, make small cuts, small insertions, "That's obvious. You should be working on your latest and once in a while type out major alterations." book, THE OUTCASTS, and instead you sit here typing a PSY "The time is now...?" stencil." "Around eleven to eleven-thirty. I go to see if there is "Listen, if I didn't, you'd be a dead psychiatrist." any mail." "Dead, but wealthy." "You now have a box number. P.O. Box 3116, Santa Monica, "But I'd be unhappy. Man does not live by professional Calif. 9OAO3." writing alone." "Right! I ride down on my bike—" "Umm. But you seem to live by fanning, if a typical "I thought you had a scooter." day in your life is any indication." "I sold it. I skidded on some oil last January and Lost "I can explain..." Control. I scraped my left ankle severely. It is healed, "No! No evasions. Just answer my questions. Now, but—" when do you get up in the morning?" "Love of life impelled you to sell the death machine." "Around seven to seven fifteen. Depending on when I "Right. I now get some exercize—which I need—on a go to bed. I usually hit the sack around midnight." three speed Sears lightweight bike, black, with a special "Alright, now give a rundown of your morning activit padded seat, a transistor radio rack on the front, and large ies." wire saddle baskets on the rear wheel. Plus a headlight that "I suppose most fans will consider me weird..." can be—" "Well, sheeit, Geis, you are a self-proclaimed mad her "That's really more than I want to know about your bike, mit." Geis." "Yes, well...I get dressed, go out to get my morning "Sorry. Well...after I get the mail I do food shopping, L.A. TIMES, and make my breakfast." and stop by the book store, maybe buy a Ramparts, a Nation, "Normal. What do you eat for breakfast?" a New Republic, a Realist, a Wall Street Journal, a Minority "You'll laugh." of One, a Playboy—no, I have a sub to that—an Evergreen "I won't laugh." Review..." "I fill a cereal bowl with raw wheat germ, add milk un "I get a picture of your political leanings." til it's mushy, then I add sliced peaches...now while they "Yes. So then I go home and make lunch. Cheese sandwich are in season...but usually bananas." es, usually, sometimes bologny, sometimes with pickles. And "Sounds awful. Abnormal." I drink hot tea or a root beer and I chomp an apple or suck "But healthy!" an orange while I read and listen to the news on KNX." "All right, so once in a while you mix up an unghodly "I'm a little sorry I started this. When do you do pro mess and—" work again?" "No—every day!" "I don't—unless I've got a looming deadline or have "EVERY DAY?" sold another partial and must get to it soon. Usually I write "Maybe once a week or so I have fried eggs." fan correspondence and do stencils and read sf in the after "Fine, a couple eggs—" noons." "Usually six or seven at a time." "And at night?" "I...see..." "At night I watch the CBS news, usually, watch tv or "And I take vitamins, too. Vitamin E and A, and a lot go to a show or read or do fan work until eleven, when I of natural C with bioflavanoids." watch news or read or fan until eleven-thirty, when I go to "You're afraid of death, aren't you, Geis." bed." "How did you guess?" "And drift off by midnight, eh? You forgot supper." *SIGH* "What do you drink with this concoction?" "Oh. Supper is usually a tv dinner. I make them myself, "Black coffee or tea." you know." "Umm. And you read the paper while. you eat that gunk, "WHY?" is that right?" "Saves money. I can make a good, nourishing tv dinner for "Yes. That takes an hour. Then, around eight-thirty twenty to twenty-five cents. Use used tv-trays, buy frozen 4 vegetables, cut-up pre-cooked chicken or ham or turkey or f"Yes...my conscience... How I'd like to strangle you weenies, cover with alluminum foil, freeze..." sometimes!" "You ARE mad." "All right, what's on your mind today?" "Individualistic!" "Good thoughts. Really! I want to point out that PSY is "You better watch out, Geis. You're revealing too much now sporting an IhWbte this issue, a fold-out by Vaughn Bode. of yourself to fandom. They will take just so much non A lovely alien girl he did especially for PSY. I thank him conformity, then they willsearch you out and hand you the again. Each issue of PSY will have an InMate from now on." cup of hemlock." "Stole the idea from PLAYBOY, didn’t you, Geis!" , "Tfat reminds me, I'm thirsty. Think I'll have a root "Well..." beer and read The New York Review of Books which I buy once "Figure this will bring in the subs, eh, Geis?" in a while." "No. Subs are okay, they help pay some of the bills, but "Come back here! Back on the couch! Don't you dare—" I did this...the InMate...because I like the idea, because it gives the artists a larger area to play with and...because I'm obsessed with sex!" " "You have no respect for authority, Geis. Walking in "Of course. Glad to see such honesty in you, Geis. Now, here whenever you want, expecting me to drop my copy of tell me...what you got lined up for the InMate #2?" "How To Be A Sex Pervert" and attend to your stupid little "Well, see, there's this photograph of this almost naked neurosis. What is it now? What are you smirking about?" girl Rotsler sent me..." "PSYCHOTIC is on the Baycon Hugo ballot." "Ahh...and you have delusions of a Hugo gracing the top of the .bookcase. Do you really think PSY has a chance?" "Sometimes yes, sometimes no. There are so many fact ors to consider...how many of the voters have seen a copy of the new PSY, as opposed to those who have seen LIGHTHOUSE, ODD, YANDRO, ASFR..." "Abd how many think PSY is best." "Yeah.