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By Sarah Portlock Filming could start as early as July, The Brooklyn Paper and MTV producers typically spend REJOICE! MTV’s reality show “The Real two months retrofitting the house before World” is coming to Brooklyn this beginning the four-month shoot. summer — and its seven housemates Executive Producer Jim Johnston confirmed that he has looked at the may be inhabiting the luxurious Bell- building, though he would not say if Alternate-side parking Tel Lofts in not-quite-hip Downtown, a lease has been signed. sources familiar with the discussions “We [do] want to be close to Manhat- said. tan,” he said, but rattled off other areas Construction is going on through- he has explored, including Greenpoint, suspended for summer out the unfinished Willoughby Street Williamsburg, DUMBO, Park Slope, building (right) — and a source told Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens, Brook- The Brooklyn Paper that MTV has lyn Heights, Red Hook, and Coney Island By Sarah Portlock rules “a form of parking relief.” scouted the penthouse units as a home (so much for “close to Manhattan”). The Brooklyn Paper “It also gives improved cleaning, overall to the base for its cast. See REAL on page 14 Alternate-side-of-the-street parking will be commercial areas in Park Slope,” Dawkins said. suspended for months on residential streets in But while the signs are installed — which could Park Slope starting this Monday, May 19 — take a few months, Dawkins said — street clean- ing will be suspended in residential zones. It P temporarily ending the hassle of moving AC 13": 4)01 %3*/, 46& IFIC ST will continue in commercial zones. your car. D EA PA N CIFI ST C ST That’s frustrating news to Steve Zito, BER The downside is that there will be only ST GEN M AR ST K'S the manager of Smiling Pizza on the PL WA limited residential street cleaning this RR EN S S T M B T A A RK F corner of commercial Seventh Ave- L ' TIC S A L B S P V AT summer. UT T RO LE SP B R EC ST T U nue and residential Ninth Street. He PL DO S U H GL P Julie Rosenberg For car owners, the alternate-side A A A SS RKPL D ST V E G S says he’ll miss the weekly street- RA TE W RLI S ST NG parking suspension is like a kid’s sum- A V C P K L A ET T S N cleaning on Ninth Street. T O ST T JO L mertime vision of the school burn- R HN 'S A PL C “We do have the side street LIN CO ing down. The change is necessary BER LN UN K PL IO EL NS EY to worry about,” he said. “We so that the Department of Trans- T PL PR ES clean it as much as we can, ID EN P T L C ST portation has enough time to A V A RR OL A Z L S 8 A The Brooklyn Paper / but it helps when [the San- T V ST A G AR install signs explaining a set 4 F W IE L W LD P P S E itation Department] comes 1 L U S S T T L EM P D of new street-cleaning reg- R H E 2 L K S O S MO T P I once a week.” F NT 7 3 GO S S M ulations that will reduce T T E SUSPENDEDRY PL Zito’s other concern, he 4 S V “No parking” times from A T 5 6DKBNLDSNSGDMDHFGANQGNNC 5 S T said, was where his custom- 6 ST three hours to 90-min- V A MTV says it will film its next “Real World” reality show in Brooklyn. And The Brooklyn Paper has learned that the network 6 ers would park this summer WE utes on days when S V T A DR 7 if residents never move their is considering the Bell Tel lofts (top) on not-quite-hip Willoughby Street. Here are some popular local haunts. 9 ST streets are being T 10 8 S S C T T E cars, and how that could affect P 11 S cleaned. ST O R 12 P his business. ST 13 Street-cleaning S T “People do drive in. It’s always 14 rules will also be ST good to have that option for people to 15 suspended in commer- ST have a parking spot,” he said. cial zones. When resumed, Sanitation street sweepers will still those streets will be cleaned as T DR WES work the residential¯ streets, but they won’t many as six times a week, up from be able to get to the curb most days. 5)&£6/*0/¤*413&4&37&% NYC DOT four or five, on staggered half-hour clean- “We realize that people will probably not ing schedules, said Community Board 6 Dis- be moving their cars, but we will be maintaining CB6 OKs liquor license renewal for controversial tavern trict Manager Craig Hammerman, who said he has the same cleaning schedule,” Dawkins said. “The been calling for just such changes for 20 years. brooms will go out like usual. When we have curb By Mike McLaughlin contrast to a vote last week shared by the bar’s foes, ac- ber. “If I had a problem with ter how good or nice the own- Commonly Board 6 is “the last district in New accessibility, we will sweep that area.” The Brooklyn Paper by the CB6 Land Use com- cording to board members. a business, I would not refuse er is,” said Bob Levine. York to go from the three-hour regulation to the Curbside garbage pick-up will not be affected, Controversial Park Slope mittee that urged the state to Also persuasive was a video to meet with the owner.” This is the second conten- 90-minute regulation,” he said. “We hope that life she added. bar Union Hall moved closer deny the extension of the li- that appeared to show one of But some members sided tious CB6 deliberation about will be made easier, that streets will remain as The changes affect all residential streets in Park clean as they are, and that ultimately there will to getting its liquor license re- cense, which expires on May Union Hall’s staunchest crit- with residents, between Fifth a bar on a primarily residen- Slope from May 19 until further notice in the area 31. ics calling in a fraudulent 911 and Sixth avenues, who said tial block. be less need for vehicular movements.” bounded by Pacific Street, Flatbush Avenue, Pros- newed as Community Board The full board was won report that the bar was over- that the bar was inappropriate Last month, the board sup- Later this year, the 90-minute “No Parking” pect Park West, 15th Street and Fourth Avenue. 6 overwhelmingly voted in over by Union Hall’s owners’ crowded. for their drowsy block because ported a liquor application for a rules will go into effect in the rest of CB6 — Cob- For information about the summer alternate- support of the watering hole willingness to meet with its “The neighbors did not try of the nightly noise stemming raw bar on a residential block of ble Hill, Carroll Gardens, and Red Hook. side-of-the-street amnesty, head to www.nyc. on Wednesday night. neighbors on Union Street — to mediate in good faith,” said from the flow of patrons. Hoyt Street, despite residents’ Sanitation Department spokeswoman Kathy gov/dot or call Community Board 6 at (718) The motion was in stark an openness to mediation not Jeff Strabone, a board mem- “This is a problem no mat- protests. Dawkins echoed Hammerman, calling the new 643-3027. Wanted: Roommates with money

By Mike McLaughlin Prospect Park and share common ar- hope — to a neighborhood near you who started planning the first co-hous- “Take a commune and a condo, put The Brooklyn Paper eas with like-minded friendly people to create a vibrant form of social liv- ing dwelling in the city with his wife them in a blender and this is what you It’s not your granddaddy’s Hippie aren’t even hippies at all. ing in an otherwise indifferent city. last summer. get,” said Ben Watts, a likely resident commune. They’re called “co-housing enthu- “We want more out of life. We want Alas, the 1970s are dead. This will not of the building, which will probably In fact, a group of Brooklynites siasts.” more community. We were lonely and be a pot-smoking, patchouli-filled, free- be in Park Slope, Prospect Heights or who want to buy a nice building near And they’re coming soon — they felt too isolated,” said Alex Marshall, loving, anything-goes compound. See COMMIES on page 14

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Minera and Lady Liberty to see $ neighborhood in Manhattan was But Minerva — the Roman each other, was scrapped by the  !    so crammed with historic markers goddess of war — still needed city as non-compliant with ex- !  that it’s a wonder anyone could get to three year’s worth of help from isting zoning.    his destination, what with the wealth her Greenwood Heights neigh- Lebowitz’s significantly ###    ! of information at every turn. bors to finally cut a developer shorter 46-foot-tall townhous- But Downtown has long strug- down to size. es will infringe slightly on the gled to promote its history — un- As a result, the nine-foot-tall overall vista, but the entire Stat- like maps on the Manhattan side bronze statue that has stood in ue of Liberty and its base will of the Brooklyn Bridge footpath, Green-Wood Cemetery since be visible from Battle Hill. ours are covered with stickers and Sarah Portlock 1920 will not lose its unob- “Once I started to talk with ATLANTIC CITY gum. And there are no official structed view of of everyone — the cemetery, the signs pointing confused tourists towards the major sites. Liberty, which had been threat- community board, the neigh- But the tide may be turning, thanks to a new walking tour ened by a planned development bors, I started to understand their ★ ★ CASINOS ★ ★ that can be downloaded into iPods and other digital music play- on the corner of Seventh Ave- concerns,” Lebovitz said. “Then ers. Created by the Metrotech Business Improvement District nue and 23rd Street. they took me up there to look and the Fulton Mall Improvement Association and narrated With concerned neighbors at the view, and once I saw it, by Brooklyn’s former borough historian, John Manbeck, the and cemetery officials looking I figured that I’m not going to podcast is 25 minutes (longer, of course, if you stop on from Battle Hill on May 8, be the one to block it. I’m not from Downtown Brooklyn to enjoy the requisite slice of Junior’s cheesecake). workers raised a cherry picker interested in doing battle with Sites include Red Hook Lane, a relic of the Battle of Brook- all of these people.” lyn; the former 4,000-seat Loew’s Metropolitan movie palace to the height of the proposed ROUND four-story development’s para- Lebovitz didn’t want to go $ (now the Brooklyn Tabernacle on Fulton Street); and the bor- to battle with the Goddess of ough’s first firehouse on Jay Street. pet and bulkhead to prove that / Ben Muessig TRIP the 11-townhouse project won’t War, but cemetery officials say 33 I started at Borough Hall, learning about how a “small trad- the war won’t end until the de- ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ ing town” became the city’s most populous borough. Moving block the iconic view. veloper signs a treaty — err, a down Fulton Mall, it’s interesting to note the lack of any phys- And after a three-year fight · 3 Day & 7 Day Advance Tickets at contract — banning umbrellas, ical link to the Red Hook Lane’s illustrious history — unless to preserve the gaze between the Discount Prices statues, neighbors are pleased chairs, solar panels and satel- you count the Bank of America on the corner. The Brooklyn Paper Under Manbeck’s mellifluous command, the walk proceeds with the results. lite dishes from the roof of the · Greyhound Package Express Service “It’s a victory for the ceme- Developers of new townhouses on Seventh Avenue and building nearest to Minerva. at Low Cost nicely. But the bad news is that the podcast is only available 23rd Street demonstrated that their building would not tery, it’s a victory for the neigh- “The key now would be that ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ in English, which is hardly lingua franca for tourists. impede the Minerva statue’s view of the Statue of Lib- So for now, it’s best savored by history nerds like me. borhood, and it’s also a victory agreement to keep things off for this new development team,” erty by raising a horizontal bar (circled) to simulate the the roof,” said Richard Moy- The downloadable walking tour and accompanying map roof line. are easily accessible at www.fultonstreet.org. said Aaron Brashear of the Con- lan, president of Green-Wood Sarah Portlock is a staff reporter who lives Downtown. This cerned Citizens of Greenwood Cemetery. “The last thing we is her first column. Heights. “There is really no per- wishes of the community and itz purchased the building last need is to have some big, ugly GO GREYHOUND and leave the driving to us! fect solution, but I think that the cemetery.” spring from Chaim Nassem- umbrellas blocking the Statue THE KITCHEN SINK the developer has respected the Developer Aaron Lebow- cweig, whose original Rob- of Liberty.” GREYHOUND PARK SLOPE: The third-annual Brooklyn Blogfest at 228 Livingston St. the Lyceum on Fourth Avenue was lots of fun for the 400 or (Between Bond & Nevins) so who attended. Sure, our editor put his foot in his mouth MIDWOOD with some poorly received comments about the downside of 718-222-8470 blogging, but he was still feted like the star he is. Also, one www.GreyHound.com of our favorite bloggers, Katia Kelly from Pardon Me for Asking, was having such a good time that she even admit- ZFBSTBOETUJMMHPJOHTUSPOHBTFWFS ted that she’d like to have dinner with her bitter rival, 360 Smith St. developer Billy Stein! And our pal Robert Gus- By Emily Lavin Brooklyn in 1940, where Regina kind of Gowanus Lounge was revered as the blog-o-giant he for The Brooklyn Paper cleaned houses and Walter worked is. … The Prospect Charter School has been approved by It took six years for Walter Ber- as a bike messenger. the state Regents. Our pals Luyen Chou and Daniel Kiku- man to convince his future wife When the pair saved enough mon- Now moving takes ji Rubenstein say they’ll seat their first class of 88 sixth- ey, Walter opened a shoulder pad graders in September, 2009. The school will eventually be Regina to go out on a date with him, but it’s safe to say his persis- manufacturing business — and in less out of you. grades six through 12. 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"QSFŸ.PUIFS¤T%BZ are hunting for the ringleader, a ed a Jersey City man on Bergen A man’s Carlton Avenue apart- Street in broad daylight on May 5-foot-7, 140-pound 16-year-old computers and a Canon camera • A St. Marks Avenue man told with short, close cut black hair. ment was burglarized on May 5. 5, knocking him to the ground when he was out of his apart- cops on May 6 that someone had The victim, who lives alone and stealing his Blackberry de- The victim did not get a good ment, which is between Seventh opened two credit card accounts NBVMJOHJO%ZLFS)FJHIUT look at the two other perps. in a building between Flushing vice, cops said. and Eighth avenues, from 7 pm in his name and run up $6,000 in and Park avenues, told police he By Ben Muessig The violent home invasion — which comes to 8:25 pm. charges before he figured it out. The 30-year-old victim told Compute this! was not home from 6 pm to 8:40 The Brooklyn Paper only two weeks after crooks broke into a home police that he was walking be- And a Park Place woman told • A well-respected local fertil- At least three homes were bur- pm. When he returned, his digi- A merciless marauder broke into a Dyker on 11th Avenue between 72nd and 73rd streets tween Fourth and Fifth avenues cops that someone had broken into ity clinic was ripped off of more tal camera, computer monitor and glarized for computer equipment her apartment, which is between Heights apartment on May 9 — two days be- and stole $3,000 in jewelry and $3,200 in cash at around 3:40 pm when the three last week. than $50,000 when an unknown designer sneakers were gone. — garnered the interest of local politicians in- hooligans approached. Fifth and Sixth avenues, some- perp drafted two checks on the fore Mother’s Day — and slugged a 69-year- On May 6, a Fifth Avenue man time after 7 pm on May 8 to steal Chump change cluding Borough President Markowitz, who vis- “Give me what you got,” one told cops that someone had bust- company account sometime be- old grandmother on the head, knocking her a fancy monitor, $35 in coins and A thief grabbed a computer and ited the victim at her home on Monday and de- said, while his two accomplic- ed into his apartment, which is tween Feb. 11 and May 7, cops to the floor. an engraved iPod. She discovered said. As in all ID theft cases with- a jar of coins from a Classon Av- manded better policing. es barred the man’s path. between 11th and 12th streets, The hard-hearted hood forced his way into the the crime when she came home in the 78th Precinct, officer Tony enue apartment on May 6. “I have spoken with commanders at Brook- When the victim refused to com- while he was out from 11 am to 70th Street apartment at around 9:45 pm as the on May 10 at 7:30 pm. Shy is investigating. The resident, who was not lyn South and the 68th Precinct about the re- ply, the men got violent, knock- 5 pm. The crook got a laptop. victim was tending to her 97-year-old mother. cent incidents in Dyker Heights, and they have Unholy crime! home from 8:30 am to 6:30 pm, She heard noises in the kitchen, so she in- ing the pedestrian to the ground Two days later, a St. Johns Place Burger-larized told police that someone stole the assured me there will be increased police pa- vestigated, encountering a stocky man in dark and hitting him on the head with man told cops that he lost two A Carroll Street church was A thief stole a woman’s purse laptop and penny-, nickel-, dime-, trols in the neighborhood from now through the hit for the second time in as many while she was enjoying a meal and quarter-filled jar from his clothes and a mask, who smacked her on the summer,” Markowitz said in a statement. “Fri- months on May 5 — but this time, at a popular Sixth Avenue ale apartment between Gates and head, opening a gash that required stitches. day night’s attack was particularly vicious, and the would-be thief couldn’t get house — known for its burgers Lexington avenues. With his victim on the ground, the violent I assured [the victim] that my office and law en- Imagine... inside, cops said. — on May 8. villain fled from , which is be- forcement will do everything possible to appre- Church officials told police The Eighth Avenue woman Red handed tween 13th and 14th avenues, through a rear hend the thug responsible, and ensure the ongo- reaching heights no one ever expected. that when employees showed up told cops that she was in the res- Police busted a man for break- window, cops say. ing safety of the residents of Dyker Heights.” for work at the cathedral between taurant, which is at the corner of ing into a Park Avenue apartment Third and Fourth avenues at 6:45 Fifth Street, at around 6:45 pm. on May 7 and stealing a game am, they discovered that an air When she looked for her Marc Ja- popular with yentas. Hide and sneak tery — in England. the victim’s phone and fled, but conditioner had been tampered cobs bag a half-hour later, she dis- The suspect, a 46-year-old The swindlers sent the 30-year- was caught by police a few blocks with by a would-be burglar, who covered that it was missing — as man caught in possession of a A man in the midst of rob- bing a car on Sands Street was old victim an e-mail, telling him from the station. left before gaining entrance, de- was its contents, including a fan- mahjong set at 1 pm, was seen he had won an online contest spooked by a witness and later Then, on May 9, someone spite a broken alarm system. cy digital camera, a leather wal- by the resident inside the apart- he entered last year, netting him arrested in the High Street sub- snatched a young girl’s phone It is unclear whether the thief let, a cellphone and makeup. ment, near corner of Vanderbilt £5.5 million ($11.4 million) — way station, where he had fled out of her hand as she walked in the earlier break-in was suc- Her Armani jacket was also Avenue. The thief fled, but was if he wired them $1,020, not in- on May 8. down Walton Avenue. cessful. swiped, she said. caught by officers. cluding an $83 transfer fee. The The alleged robber, a 47-year- The 13-year-old girl was walk- Wheely bad Lack of guidance Liquored up duped victim sent the cash on ing away from her school when old man, was rifling through a April 29, and wised up to the At least two cars were stolen — Cops in the 78th Precinct are Burglars broke into an Adel- she pulled out her cell and start- car parked near Adams and Pearl scam on May 5, when he told and two more broken into — on seeing a rash of thefts of satellite- phi Street storage space on May ed to make a call. As she held up streets at 3 pm. When the witness cops he got ripped off. Park Slope streets last week. And a guided map devices from area 7 or 8, stealing a man’s two great approached, the rrobber warned, the phone to her ear, a man ran bike was taken from a Fourth Av- cars. collections: his power tools and “Don’t get close to me. I will cut past her and grabbed the $400  1*,+,.0&*#.'! +! Rear window enue hallway. Here’s a roundup: At least six such “GPS” sys- his booze. you. I have a knife.” A crook ransacked a man’s device out of her hand before ,.,2#. 4# ./1*,+ 0& +" • A 1999 Honda Civic was tems were taken from autos in The victim discovered that Despite his weapons, he fled 66th Street apartment, snatch- disappearing down the street. # "'+%& /1+),!(#"0&#-,0#+0' ) CALL swiped from its parking space on Park Slope last week. And other someone had broken open the to the A/C train station, where ing jewelry and cash, while he Finally, on May 11, a group of Fifth Street between Eighth Ave- ,$!&')".#+3,.)"3'"#,0! + to arrange cars were broken into by thieves building’s back door between 7 police say they caught him in was at work on May 8. men beat and robbed a teenage a visit. nue and Prospect Park West over- looking for such devices. pm on May 7 and 6 pm the fol- possession of an EZ Pass, screw- The burglar got into the apart- See BLOTTER on page 6 !&'#2#*,.#,+0&#'.,3+ night on May 10. The 33-year-old “People think that if they take lowing day. The hood took a nail driver, flashlight, cellphone and ment through a window between owner told police that he had left the [device] off the dashboard, gun, compressor and other tools, black bag taken from the car. 8:20 am and 6 pm, according to    the car there at 10 pm, but it was they’re safe,” said one cop. “But plus more than a dozen bottles of cops. A neighbor says he heard gone by 8 pm the next night. the thieves still see the mount, hard alcohol from the building be- Jean meanie noises in the apartment at around 0&2#+1#  03+ 0&  0& 0/ • A Staten Island woman’s 2003 so they know it’s in the car — tween Willoughby and DeKalb av- A shoplifter stole a well-coor- 5 pm, but assumed that the vic- RELIGIOUS 333(1*,+- .(/),-#!,* dinated ensemble from an Atlan- 800-ABC-MATH Chevy was stolen from its space and they break in anyway.” enues. — Mike McLaughlin tim was home. www.kumon.com on Seventh Street between Fifth Such digital maps are valued at tic Avenue boutique on May 4. The crook escaped from the SERVICES and Sixth avenues on May 5. The anywhere from $100-$400, cops 84TH PRECINCT Sometime between 4 and 4:30 apartment, which is between 12th pm, a hooligan nabbed a half- To advertise in this weekly 36-year-old told cops that she’d said. Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO and 13th avenues, with a $400 gold parked the truck there at 2:30 way complete outfit of designer directory, call Laura at And in many cases, drivers Boerum Hill–Downtown ring with an opal, a $300 garnet pm, but it was gone when she lost additional equipment, includ- jeans, sandals, jewelry and belt and diamond ring, and $2,640. (718) 834-9350 ext 109 returned just after midnight. Cart-astrophe! from a display in the shop be- OPEN ing cellphones, Bluetooth head- Suit case VEGAS • A cigarette distributor lost sets and radar detectors. Thieves stole a Brooklyn Heights tween Hoyt and Bond streets. St. John–St. Matthew–Emanuel 7 DAYS more than $2,500 in smokes on “Use your common sense,” vendor’s cart from his Joralemon Wallet gone A thug broke into a 10th Av- Lutheran Church Park Slope May 9 when he left his delivery the officer said. 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So by extension, couldn’t that comes out of the taps of the 8 !X&DQRG tled variety at the Park Slope New York City tap people used to quit all the time be- the Co-op find an environmen- future. -&+$ *TMSYL@M Food Co-op. water, by comparison, cause we didn’t have everything,” tally sound water? You might argue, “But where That’s because the environeu- flows down from the said Joe Holtz, the store’s gen- Holtz swatted me away like does it end?” And the good news rotics at everyone’s favorite 8"5&3803-% Catskill “mountains” eral coordinator (don’t call him a common fly. The issue is not is that at the Park Slope Food This photo was obviously not taken at the Park Slope Food liberal grocery store, with its with just gravity. a “manager”! That word is so, only about the environment, but Co-op, it never does. Embold- Co-op, which has banned bottled water. 13,000 members, have made tled water are well known: 30 Of course, it’s easy for the how you say?, hierarchical). about a commitment to a larg- ened by the bottled water ban, good on their threat to stop million bottles — which are Co-op to get on its fully bio- “But now we can do this be- er good (like public schools). they — and when I say “they,” visory group” (yes, there is an will pass.” selling bottled water. made from petroleum, by the degradable soapbox. The store cause we no longer have to wor- If people keep buying so I mean “we” — are now con- exit and entry advisory group) The next Park Slope Food The last bottle of the per- way — end up in landfills ev- sold only about $800 worth of ry where our next member is much bottled water, fewer peo- sidering a full ban on plastic revealed that only 26.7 percent Co-op general meeting is May nicious beverage was sold last ery day, environmental experts bottled water every week (a true coming from.” ple will be left to fight for the bags. of customers leave the store with 27 at the Garfield Temple (274 week — the final step in a two- say. In the course of just one drop in the bucket). Plus, the I confronted Holtz on the key quality of municipal water. That Mark my words: This one a plastic bag. Garfield Pl., at Eighth Avenue year debate that began with my year, the petroleum in those Co-op’s membership is so large issue: hydro-hypocrisy. After quality will, inevitably, decline, will pass. After all, a study by “The ban will pass,” Holtz in Park Slope), 7 pm. Call (718) seminal column, “H-2-Woe! bottles could fuel 100,000 cars right now that inconveniencing all, when the Co-op started sell- forcing more people to switch the Co-op’s “exit and entry ad- said. “Maybe not 180–1, but it 622-0560 for info. Slope mom wants you to stop drinking bottled water” (Aug. 12, 2006). Given the gravitas of this his- toric moment and my place with- in it, I, of course, was part of Walentas ‘Issue’ at Board of Ed building those final watery sales. (Full disclosure: I was only there be- Quirky arts group gets rent-free space in luxury apartment house cause I was on work alert — as always — and was doing a By Gersh Kuntzman mer grand meeting hall on the ticking off a list of supporters ty whose sole criteria makeup shift on May 3. Fuller The Brooklyn Paper ground floor of the now-residen- that include actor Steve Busce- embodies the integ- disclosure: That makeup shift Issue Project Room, a cut- tial building into a 200-seat ven- mi and artist Robert Longo. rity and spirit of ar- was on a Saturday night. Full- ue, plus a recording studio, ar- Fiol said the renovations would tistic expression and est disclosure: I am a loser.) ting-edge performing arts cen- ter, will leave its Gowanus Ca- chive, lounge, retail alcove and create a world-class art center in exploration.” Just four nights earlier, near- Recent perfor- ly 200 members of the Co-op nal-zone and create a theater gallery. the “gorgeous” columned and “It’s a big cost, but it’s a small marble-floored hall — sound- mances include a voted overwhelmingly — only inside the former Board of Ed- theremin concert, a one lone hand went up in pro- ucation building at 110 Liv- price to pay for the cultural vital- proofed, of course, so Walentas’s “noise rock” perfor- test — to stop selling bottled ingston St., Downtown. ity of Brooklyn,” said Suzanne high-priced residents “get to en- mance by Totem, and water at the store, which is on The good news is that Issue Fiol, founder and artistic director joy their space and our space.” a “silent music” con- Union Street between Sixth and Project Room will get the space of the five-year-old organization, Issue Project Room’s offerings cert featuring “cham- Seventh avenues (and, in other from developer David Walen- whose annual operating budget are decidedly not mainstream, ber music that hovers words, within walking distance tas for 20 years, rent-free. has been about $250,000. but that’s in keeping with the on the edge of audi- of at least 42,645 places selling œiÊœ“ià The bad news is that the strug- “Yes, it’s a big step for us, organization’s mission to be bility.” bottled water). This old hearing room at 110 Livingston St. will become gling arts group will have to raise but our board is working hard “a vital meeting place for the Issue Project The arguments against bot- a theater. $2 million to transform the for- to make it happen,” she added, most disparate forms of creativi- Room has already Callan Tom sought a City Coun- cil grant to cover part of the renovation, a move that drew some criticism from the The Brooklyn Paper / local Councilman Suzanne Fiol, founder and artistic David Yassky (D– director of the Issue Project Room, Brooklyn Heights). which will build a theater at 110 Liv- “Nothing against ingston St., the former Board of Edu- Your heart is in good hands the Issue Project cation headquarters. Room, but this is a classic example of how a promised amenity in a catch: the Department of Edu- private development — in this cation would have to spend mil- case, the performance space that lions to build the school within Walentas promised — ends up it. And Yassky objects. needing public money to real- “In this budget environment, ize,” he said. where the mayor is telling us That was always the arrange- to cut everything 20 percent, ment, of course. In 2006, his my priority is to fight to main- Two Trees Management put out tain funding for existing pro- a request for proposals for the grams, not find new dollars for development of the theater. something in a privately owned As a sweetener, Walentas building like 110 Livingston St.,” promised 20 years of free rent. Yassky said. Yassky has been a steady foe Jed Walentas of Two Trees of Walentas, and he currently op- Management, did not share poses the developer’s plan for a Yassky’s view. 18-story residential building on “The rationale for offering a Dock Street in nearby DUM- rent-free deal as opposed to of- BO. fering full capital renovation is Walentas is seeking approval that we understand from many for that project with a promise in the not-for-profit arts com- to give the Department of Ed- munity that it is easier for the ucation free space in the build- institutions to raise capital dol- ing for a middle school. lars than funds for their gener- But just as at 110 Livingston al operating budgets,” he said St., the free space comes with a in a statement. BLOTTER… Continued from page 4 left a neighborhood grocery store girl as she entered her Humboldt and was standing at the corner Street apartment complex. of North Third Street at around The five suspects followed the 6 pm when he felt a hand in his 16-year-old victim as she walked back pocket. He turned around between Seigel and Boerum in time to see the suspect snatch streets and into her building’s the wallet and run away. elevator at around 5 pm. Then, The thief made off with more they surrounded her, punching than $1,200. her several times before grabbing her $350 cellphone and exiting Vandemonium the elevator on the fifth floor of A fast-acting perp stole tools the building. from a van parked on North Sixth De-greened Street on May 6. Someone stole a custom-built Two electricians were unload- bicycle from inside a parked car ing their company vehicle be- on Grand Street on May 10. tween Berry and Bedford streets The 36-year-old victim — a at around noon. They left the van real environmental champion — unlocked as they carried a load of told cops she locked the bike in- supplies into the building. When side of her hybrid Toyota Prius they came out less than 10 minutes and left the car on the corner later, they found $3,000 worth of of Marcy Avenue at around 11 drills, saws and hammers miss- Dr. David Schifter, Dr. Sorin Brener, pm. ing from the back of the car. When she returned to the car — Emily Lavin Cardiologist Director of Interventional 12 hours later, one of the front Cardiology and Cardiac Cath Laboratory windows was broken, and her 76TH PRECINCT $11,000 bike had vanished. Red Hook–Cobble Hill — Emily Lavin Carroll Gardens At the New York Methodist-Cornell Heart Center, we’ve assembled 94TH PRECINCT 3rd homicide Greenpoint–Williamsburg A man was shot and killed in the Gowanus Houses on Baltic an all-star team of doctors who hail from the nation’s most Punch and rob Street on May 9. respected institutions, such as The Cleveland Clinic and New York A thug attacked and robbed a The victim, Richard Russo, woman as she left a Meeker Av- 30, was discovered unconscious Presbyterian Hospital, to name a few. From our cardiologists who enue bodega on May 11. in an elevator of the public hous- The victim, 32, was walking ing complex, between Hoyt and perform the latest diagnostic and interventional procedures to our out of the store, which is at Sutton Bond streets, at 2:10 pm. Street, just before 2 am when the Emergency responders said heart surgeons who consistently deliver one surgical success story suspect grabbed her from behind. Russo, shot once in the head, The man then punched her in the was dead upon their arrival. after another, we are prepared to care for your heart’s every need. face, grabbed her pocketbook and This is the third murder this fled down the street with $90 year within the 76th Precinct — To find the doctor who’s best for you, and some credit cards. the same number that was re- L of a train corded in all of 2007. call 718-499-CARE or visit nym.org. A bold thief stole jewelry from Beat down around a woman’s neck as she sat Three ladies walloped a on the L train on May 6. 17-year-old woman with an as- The 51-year-old victim told sortment of weapons on Warren cops she was riding in the sec- Street on May 3. ond to last car on the Canarsie- The victim, conversing with a bound L train at about 5:30 pm. friend that night, was attacked by As the train pulled into Graham the trio near the corner of Hoyt THE FINEST PHYSICIANS... Street, a man walked up to her, Street. The salvo was a 40-ounce snatched the $200 yellow met- bottle of beer chucked at the teen. al chain from around her neck Once it connected with her nog- and calmly walked off the train gin, one of her assailants beat her THE FINEST HEALTH CARE. toward Metropolitan Avenue. with a cane. Member Clean pick The hooligans, all in their Results of cardiac surgical procedures performed at New York Methodist NewYork-Presbyterian Healthcare System A thief sneaked up and stole a 20s, have not been arrested. are available in “Adult Cardiac Surgery Report for New York State, 2003- man’s wallet as he walked down The 17-year-old did not report 2005.” Published by New York State Department of Health, March 2008. Affiliate: Weill Medical College of Cornell University Wythe Avenue on May 7. the crime for two days. The 88-year-old man had just — Mike McLaughlin INSIDE DINING | PERFORMING ARTS | NIGHTLIFE | BOOKS | CINEMA

EVENT Bridge bash Starting Thursday, May 22, the city will throw a five-day celebration in honor of the Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th birthday. A party in Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park kicks off the lineup, featuring live music from the Brook- lyn Philharmonic and fireworks shot from barges on either side of the bridge. “The program is 10 to 13 minutes, but it’s going to be what we call a ‘world class’ fireworks program,” said M. Philip Butler, producer of the fireworks show for Grucci. “We couldn’t shoot any fireworks from the bridge, much to our chagrin, but we’ll have two barges — one between the two bridges and one just opposite (718) 834-9350 The Brooklyn Paper’s essential guide to the Borough of Kings May 17, 2008 the South Street Seaport. “That program has a special place in our hearts,” said Butler. The fireworks program begins at 9 pm on May 22 in Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park (enter park at Main and Plymouth streets in DUMBO). Free. For a complete list of bridge birthday events, see “Nine Days in Brooklyn” on page 8. For information, call 311 or visit www.nyc.com. — Adam Rathe

MUSIC ‘Hop’ to it July is going to be hotter than usual in Brooklyn. All month long, venues across the borough will be featur- / Jeff Bachner / Jeff ing some of hip-hop’s most exciting artists as part of the fourth annual “Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival.” Crown Heights native Buckshot has been an- nounced for the July 12 The Brooklyn Paper The Brooklyn main concert, and the rest of the festival’s ros- ter — which will include live music by Mecca the Ladybug (pictured) of Digable Planets and more, parties and a film festival in DUMBO’s Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park, at Fort Greene’s Brooklyn Masonic Temple and in Fort Greene Park — will be announced shortly. “Now we’ve taken our lumps and gotten better at Please, creating the whole experience. We’ve really tapped into an audience that loves what we do, and it’s like a family reunion of people who’ve been estranged from hip-hop,” said Wes Jackson, the festival’s exec- utive director. “It’s about the event and the talent, of

/ Jeff Bachner / Jeff course, but it’s really about keeping hip-hop alive.” The Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival’s July 12 concert be- gins at noon in Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park (enter park at Main and Plymouth streets in DUMBO). Tickets g are available now, starting at $10. For information, and to purchase tickets, call (718) 354-8777 or visit don’t o Paper The Brooklyn Philharmonic’s gala notable www.brooklynbodega.com. — Adam Rathe for music & fond farewells SHOPPING

By Lisa J. Curtis “Ohhh,” said one, finally heaving up his GO Brooklyn Editor camera for a shot. While they were distracted, GO Girl hurried Greek beauty lthough GO Girl is loathe to leave the tres inside. Bachner / Jeff Bachner / Jeff chic shores of Brooklyn, an irresistible invi- The Rainbow Room, 65 floors above the riff- Astoria is normally credited with being the most Hel- Atation from the Brooklyn Philharmonic drew raff, lived up to its hype. Philharmonic supporters lenic ’hood in town, but with the May 8 opening of Ko- her to the Rainbow Room at Rockefeller Center — including Harvey Lichtenstein, Bloomberg rres, an Athens-based cosmetics company, Brooklyn on Monday for the orchestra’s spring gala. President Dan Doctoroff, Councilman Bill De- Heights might be giving Queens a run for its drachmas.

Of course, GO Girl is a Brooklynite through Blasio, Brooklyn Borough President Marko- Paper The Brooklyn Paper The Brooklyn “Korres is attracted to the neighborhood for the di- and through, so she obviously has an aversion to witz and wife Jamie — murmured with pleasure High notes: (Clockwise from top left) The Brooklyn Philharmonic’s spring gala took over the Rain- verse demographics tourist traps. But when the country over the breathtaking views of the city, while they bow Room in Manhattan on May 12; composer Marvin Hamlisch regaled the crowd with music and the amount of his- bumpkins congregating in front of the bid on the silent auction, nibbled on passed hors tory and culture,” said and witty banter; founding boardmember Stanley Kriegel (pictured with Fran Hess) was honored; door at 49th Street d’oeuvres and Toni Oliveri, Korres’s and Sixth Avenue sipped cocktails in and outgoing CEO Catherine Cahill was joined by her daughter Nicole. executive director of re- wondered aloud if the intimate rooms. tail operations. she was Renee GO Girl was the serenade and wished her parents could have to Australia — homeland of absent but Some of the “good Zellweger, she GIRL then ushered into been there to see it, but she wasn’t about to un- adorable baton-waving Michael Christie — things” Korres has came to believe the stunning Rain- pack her bags. slipped past GO Girl’s grasp when she bent to brought to Montague that the benefit’s location was ab- bow Room, glittering with chandeliers, Markowitz also took the podium and chided check Jamie’s pocketbook for pilfered place- Street include its popular solutely inspired. where WQXR’s Elliott Forrest took the Cahill for leaving the land of cheesecakes for mats. No swag was found, and it looks like GO wild rose moisturizer, and, GO Brooklyn’s favorites, an Taking pity on the horde, she pointed their helm as master of ceremonies. Hamlisch cheese steaks, but she stood firm. It was clear that Girl will be vacationing on the Vineyard again. eye-opening basil lemon shower gel and men’s light- cameras toward Oscar-, Tony- and Grammy- crooned for the crowd of 380 guests, and of- the blonde dynamo was not to be dissuaded. With her holiday down under whisked away weight “body milk” scented with cedar. The company’s winning Marvin Hamlisch — who would soon fered up witty banter. He was soon joined by a Brooklyn’s number one cheerleader also pre- by a faster paddle, and the thought of her fellow products are inspired by nature, and fruits, woods and perform at the philharmonic’s fundraiser. surprise guest, Broadway star Mark McVey, sented one of his trademark, irrepressible blonde party girl moving on to the greener pas- traditional Greek foods — like honey and yogurt — Doubt clouded their doe-like eyes. They who sang his heart out in “Bring Him Home” proclamations to Stanley Kriegel, commend- tures of Philadelphia, GO Girl was miraculously show up in most of the products. looked to GO Girl for an explanation. — his signature song from “Les Miserables.” ing the founding Brooklyn Philharmonic board able to muster an enthusiastic toast to Cahill and The 1,400-square-foot Brooklyn Heights store, “He worked with Barbra Streisand, the ul- GO Girl couldn’t help but giggle with the rest member for 54 years of service. all the women in the world who are able to get complete with a pressed-tin ceiling, is the company’s timate Brooklynite,” explained GO Girl. “ ‘The of the audience as Marvin put the “ham” in Ham- Other titans of industry honored at the gala, rich men to part with their money … and get second in the United States, but Oliveri said another Way We Were?’ ” lisch, bringing the house down with the world which raised $550,000 for the organization, them to donate their bucks to the arts, no less! Brooklyn location is a possibility. Nothing. premiere of a new song, “Catherine, Don’t Go!,” were real estate mogul Robert Nelson, With the city lit up like a Christmas tree 65 “Yes, definitely,” she said. “It seems natural.” “He did the score for ‘A Chorus Line,’” she a hilarious plea to Brooklyn Philharmonic Presi- CNBC’s Charles Gasparino and Downtown floors below and the tourists all tucked into Korres (140 Montague St. at Henry Street in Brook- urged. dent and CEO Catherine Cahill to not abandon Brooklyn Partnership President Joe Chan. their crisp hotel sheets, it was time for GO Girl lyn Heights) is open Monday through Friday, from 10 More blank stares. her post of seven years for a new job as head But what was really getting GO Girl’s toe to grab a gift bag with one hand and the elbow am to 8 pm; Saturdays, from 10 am to 7 pm; and Sun- “He was in ‘How to Lose A Guy in 10 honcho of Philadelphia’s Mann Center. tapping was the live auction, expertly directed of her Arm Candy with her other, and totter days, from noon to 7 pm. 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GOWANUS TOUR: Self-guided canoe trips MUSIC: Perform-athon Finale at The with the Gowanus Dredgers. 1 pm to 5 Brooklyn Music School Playhouse. The pm. Guided tours from 6 pm to 7:30 Youth Chorus, String Ensemble and pm. Reservations required. www.project- Journey Dancers troupe will appear, in forcanal.com. Free. addition to performances by the faculty MOONLIGHT, FLASHLIGHT AND FOOT- and students of classical instruments and LIGHTS: Green-Wood Cemetery hosts voice. $15, $5 kids and students. 6 pm. its annual walk featuring live accordion The Brooklyn Music School Playhouse, music, a visit to the Catacombs and the 126 Saint Felix St. (718) 638-5660. light of a full moon. $20. 7:45 pm. Meet CONCERT: New Utrecht Parish House at 25th Street and Fifth Avenue. (718) presents the Bella Voce Singers, a 32 768-7300. member, multi-generational group. 7:30 Jennifer Maufrais PERFORMANCE pm. 18th Avenue and 84th Street. (718) The Impossible Dreamers: From left, Robert Anthony Jones and Jan-Peter 256-7173. Free. ENDGAME: Brooklyn Academy of Music Pedross take the stage in the Gallery Players production of “Man of La Man- CHORAL MUSIC: Brooklyn Philharmonia presents Samuel Beckett’s “Endgame.” cha,” which runs now through May 18 in Park Slope. Chorus performs Mozart’s “Requiem.” John Turturro stars along with Max $20. 7:30 pm. St. Augustine’s Church, Casella, Elaine Stritch and Alvin Epstein. 116 Sixth Ave. (718) 907-0963. $25 to $75. 2 pm and 7:30 pm. BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. (718) Norman Ave. (718) 359-8504. Free. “Ben — A Very Personal Account of SALON SERIES: Brave New World Reper- 636-4100. GALLERY PLAYERS: Musical “Man of La Benjamin Franklin.” $20, $18 seniors. 3 tory Theater presents Moliere’s “School for Wives.” $18. Dinner at 7:30 pm; ITALIAN ARIAS: Soprano Jacqueline Buf- Mancha.” $18, $14 seniors and children pm and 7 pm. Harry Warren Theater, 12 and younger. 2 pm and 8 pm. 199 2445 Bath Ave. (718) 996-4800. reading at 8 pm. Waterfront Museum, fone sings arias from “La Boheme” and 290 Conover St. (718) 624-4719. 14th St. (212) 352-3101. STREB SLAM: Extreme action, blending “Le Nozzi di Figaro.” 2 pm. Brooklyn BRIC STUDIO: presents playwright’s Oni Public Library’s Greenpoint branch, 107 RYAN REPERTORY COMPANY: presents dance, gymnastics, physics and the cir- Faida Lampley “Tambourine Moon.” $12, $10 students. 8 pm. 647 Fulton St. (718) 855-7882. Community Board 2. Transportation and NEW MUSIC SERIES: Brooklyn Conserva- Public Safety Committee. St. Francis tory New Music Collective presents The CIVIC CALENDAR College (180 Remsen St., between Court Momenta Quartet as part of the Brook- and Henry streets in Brooklyn Heights), 6 lyn-Queens Conservatory of Music’s SATURDAY, MAY 17 Seventh and Eighth avenues in Park Slope), pm. Call (718) 596-5410 for info. “New Music” series. $15, $10 students March and forum against over-develop- 6:30 pm. Call (718) 643-3027 for info. and seniors. 8 pm. 58 Seventh Ave. www.bqcm.org. (718) 230-5030. ment. Families United for Racial and Eco- Community Board 2. Parks and Recreation WEDNESDAY, MAY 21 nomic Equality (FUREE) will meet with Committee. Brooklyn Hospital (Dekalb Community Board 7. Full board. Board NARROWS THEATER: Agatha Christie’s elected officials and then march. Forum is Avenue at Saint Felix Street in Fort offices (4201 Fourth Ave., at 43rd Street in “And Then There Were None.” $15, $12 at PS 67 (51 Edwards St., at Myrtle Greene), 6 pm. Call (718) 643-3027 for info. Sunset Park), 6:30 pm. Call (718) 854-0003 seniors and children. 8 pm. St. Patrick’s Avenue in Fort Greene) at 1 pm. March for info. Auditorium, 97th Street and Fourth leaves at 3 pm and heads to Albee Square TUESDAY, MAY 20 Community Board 2. Land Use Com- Avenue. (718) 482-3173. (1 Dekalb Ave., at Fulton Street in Down- 84 Precinct Community Council. On the mittee. Saint James Tower (21 Saint James DANCE: Dance group Company XIV per- town). Call (718) 852-2960 x308 for info. agenda: Cop of the month awards and Pl., at Lafayette Avenue in Fort Greene), 6 forms “The Judgement of Paris,” a sexy crime reports. Baptist Temple (360 Scher- pm. Call (718) 596-5410 for info. and theatrical dance show. $20, $15 sen- MONDAY, MAY 19 merhorn St., between Third Avenue and Community Board 6. Parks Committee. iors. 8 pm. 303 Bond St. (212) 868-4444. 94th Precinct Community Council. Monthly Nevins Street in Boerum Hill), 7 pm. Call On the agenda: off-leash hours and clos- PLAY: Brave New World Repertory meeting. North Fork Bank (804 Manhattan (718) 875-6850 for info. ing time for Coffey Park and presentation Theatre’s 2008 Salon Series of Food, Ave., at Calyer Street, in Greenpoint). Call from Friends of Douglass/Greene Park. Wine and a Reading. Professional actors (718) 383-5298 for info and time. 88th Precinct Community Council. Monthly Coffey Park (Coffey Street, between perform. $18. Dinner at 7:30 pm; read- meeting. 85 South Oxford St. (between La- Bensonhurst West End Community Richards and Dwight streets in Red Hook), ing at 8 pm. The Prospect Park YMCA, fayette and Greene avenues in Fort Greene), 6:30 pm. Call (718) 643-3027 for info. 357 Ninth St. (718) 469-5275. Council. On the agenda: transportation 7:30 pm. Call (718) 636-6511 for info. problems. United Progressive Democratic DANCE: Spoke the Hub’s Young Artists sponsored by Club House (29 Bay 25th St., between 68th Precinct Community Council. Monthly THURSDAY, MAY 22 Ensemble Theater Workshop presents 86th Street and Benson Avenue), 8 pm. meeting. 68th Precinct stationhouse (333 Community Board 6. Landmarks and Spring Into Dance III. 7:30 pm. Young Call (718) 946-6665 for info. 65th St. between Third and Fourth avenues Land Use committees. 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Tavern on Dean BROOKLYN 755 Dean St. at Underhill Avenue, (718) 638-3326, www.tavernondean.com (AmEx, Neighborhood Disc, MC, Visa) Entrees: $14-$20.  Tavern on Dean is a cozy American tavern that opened in September 2000. Chef Dining Guide Hugo Amador’s menu offers bar food — BBQ beef brisket and club sandwiches — as well as more substantial fare. Owner Mick Pearce said the grilled marinated Bites hanger steak with a merlot and shallot reduction is hands down one of the best This week: menu features food that is both simple dishes. Other entrees include the roasted and elegant; among the offerings are the half-chicken, sauteed catfish, roasted KORRES BROOKLYN STORE PROSPECT HEIGHTS appetizer of wood-roasted octopus with herbed salmon, and white wine steamed “salsa verde” and an entree of rigatoncini mussels. The kitchen is open until 3 am, with lamb sausage, mint and spring Thursdays through Saturdays, and until 1 NOW OPEN onions. However, the pizza, cooked in a Cafe Shane am the rest of the week. Dine in the 140 MONTAGUE STREET wood burning brick oven, is Franny’s spe- enclosed, climate-controlled garden all 794 Washington Ave. at St. Johns Place, cialty. Open Monday through Friday for year round. Open daily for dinner and ACTIVE INGREDIENTS THAT BENEFIT YOUR SKIN (718) 399-9001, www.cafeshane.com dinner, and weekends for lunch and dinner. brunch, too, on weekends. USED THE WAY NATURE INTENDED (AmEx, Disc, MC, Visa) Entrees: $12.95- $14.95. Ginger Root Cafe Named after the son of owner Luther Teddy’s Williams, Cafe Shane opened in 2004 and 702 Washington Ave. at St. Mark’s 791 Washington Ave. at Lincoln Place, offers a mix of soul food and West African Place, (718) 857-1274 (Disc, MC, Visa) (718) 857-5475 (MC, Visa) Entrees: cuisine in a dining room bedecked with Entrees: $8-$12. $5.50-$21. paintings by local artists. Its menu, cooked Owned by Layra Petrie and Wendy Taylor, Chef Billy Mouzakis has been cooking in ²5IJTOFX'SFODI#JTUSP by Chef Eduardo Rugerio, includes Ginger Root Cafe specializes in Greek restaurants for 35 years and now he entrees as wide ranging as coconut Caribbean-style home cooking. Although shows his skill at the less-then-a-year-old

/ Gregory Cross / Gregory JTBMSFBEZCVTUMJOH shrimp with mango-papaya salsa and basil they have an extensive menu that includes Teddy’s in Prospect Heights. Serving up West Indian favorites like fish cakes and oil drizzled over basmati rice and the tasty Greek and American dishes like lamb patties, “nothing is set in stone and we “maffe guinaar,” which is a West African and chicken gyros, eggplant salad, hum- UIBOLTUPBTPMJELJUDIFO  will cook what the diner asks for,” says peanut butter and chicken stew, served mus, veggie burgers and lamb chops, this Petrie. Since 2004, the kitchen has been with seasonal vegetables. Open daily for cozy restaurant with a high, tin ceiling is dishing out marinated and grilled chicken XBSNEFDPS BOE breakfast, lunch and dinner. perfect for a date or to impress the family. with a garden salad and roti wraps with In the spring, the outdoor garden holds

chicken, shrimp or vegetable fillings. Now, Paper file The Brooklyn XFMDPNJOHTFSWJDF³ 60 diners and customers are encouraged El Gran Castillo salmon sandwiches are plated on a daily ‘Soda’ pops: Anatoly Dubinsky opened Soda Bar on Vanderbilt Avenue basis. Stay seated, chat and enjoy the to bring their own beer or wine to enjoy - ZAGAT de Jagua fresh baked desserts like the signature in 2002 and it continues to serve up comfort food to locals every day. with their meal. Owner Teddy Pappa rec- 345 Flatbush Ave. at Park Place, (718) carrot cake or the pineapple tart. Catering ommends his favorite dish, traditional 622-8700, (AmEx, Disc, MC, Visa) and party platters are available. The moussaka (eggplant, tomato sauce, and Entrees: $8.50-$16. restaurant is open Tuesday through signs, Soda Bar, which opened in 2002, mixed with Boylan sodas. Soda Lounge is ground beef topped with cheese). Open LE PETIT MARCHÉ has expanded with the addition of Soda open daily, from noon to 4 am. Garden daily for lunch and dinner with brunch on Named for a fortress in Jagua, Cuba, El Sunday for lunch and dinner. Closed Lounge. “Henry Boses had a sundae shop seating is available, weather permitting. the weekends. 5IF-JUUMF'SFODI#JTUSPJO#SPPLMZO)FJHIUT Gran Castillo de Jagua opened in 1987 Mondays. and soda fountain here for years,” owner Happy hour runs noon to 7 pm. Open daily 46 Henry Street (near Cranberry St.) and offers the typical Spanish foods found Anatoly Dubinsky told GO Brooklyn, “so for lunch and dinner. Brooklyn Heights · 718-858-9605 · www.BkBistro.com throughout Cuba, Dominican Republic Mitchell’s the name and the signs come from him.” Tom’s Diner and Puerto Rico. Yellow or white rice In addition to hamburgers and pierogis, 782 Washington Ave. at Sterling Place, accompanies most entrees, yet there is Restaurant the bar has 15 beers on tap, with a lot of Sugarcane (718) 636-9738 (Cash only) Entrees: $9-$11. nothing ordinary about the yellow rice with 259 Flatbush Ave. at St. Mark’s Place, imported selections and cocktails like the 238 Flatbush Ave. at Bergen Street, Established in 1936 and still kicking, Tom’s hints of garlic and parsley that Chef (718) 484-4114 (AmEx, Disc, MC, Visa) “Vanderbilt,” which GO Brooklyn dining (718) 230-3954 (AmEx, Disc, MC, Visa) Diner is one of the last beacons of hope Santiago Peña cooks up. Among the Entrees: $15-$36. critic Tina Barry describes as “a potent, Entrees: $15-$20.  for the mom-and-pop soda shop. The entrées, there is roast pork or the popular An interesting — and business savvy — ice-cold martini made with lime juice that Chef Phoebe Gumbs brings Caribbean decor is warm and inviting, hosting the rotisserie chicken, which can be combined overlapping of three restaurant identities, could make an hour with Paris Hilton cooking with a Trinidadian influence to appropriate amount of kitsch on walls and with fresh vegetables or rice and beans, Mike Mitchell’s restaurant is at all times a palatable.” Happy hour runs noon to 7 Prospect Heights and gets rave reviews for dangling from counters. It’s clear owner followed by homemade flan for dessert. grill, deli and bar. The grill is situated in a pm. Open daily for lunch and dinner. her seafood, especially the sugarcane Gus Vlahavas has no intention of turning Open daily for breakfast, lunch and dinner. dimly lit lounge of exposed brick walls and shrimp skewers and curried shrimp. Owned his back on the familiar comforts of his dark-wood floors, tables and chairs. The Soda Lounge by Chef Phoebe’s sister, Charmaine, and youth, and the menu is the best represen- Franny’s house specialties, cooked up by Mitchell’s Gaspa Rodriguez, the restaurant’s menu tation of preserving the charm of days son Billy, are the baby back ribs, roasted 629 Vanderbilt Ave. at St. Mark’s features many West Indian dishes, includ- 295 Flatbush Ave. at St. Marks Avenue, past with options such as golden brown duck and over 20 ounces of prime beef Avenue, (718) 230-8393 (AmEx, DC, ing a Jamaican favorite, jerk chicken. Diners stacks of mango-walnut pancakes and (718) 230-0221, aged for 21 days. The deli provides small- Disc, MC, Visa) Dishes: $3.50-$11.  can choose from delicacies like rum-and- handmade crab cakes. Pair your meal with www.frannysbrooklyn.com (MC, Visa)  er bites, including sandwiches, soups, sal- Opened in November 2004, the Soda thyme-marinated stew chicken and sour- a classic beverage like the cherry-lime Entrees: $8-$16. ads and pizzas. The fully stocked bar Lounge is attached to the Soda Bar, owner sop flan. Since Sugarcane’s opening in rickey or an authentic malted milk. The Francine Stephens and Andrew Feinberg offers jazz, drink specials on Wednesdays Anatoly Dubinsky’s first casual restaurant. 2003, patrons have been clamoring for the restaurant is open Monday through opened Franny’s in March 2004 and pur- and an entire cellar of wines from which to The Lounge has several seating areas with callaloo, made with okra and taro root Saturday for breakfast, lunch and dinner. chase most of their ingredients locally, choose. The restaurant, which opened in sofas and knee-high ottoman-tables leaves, which is Trinidad’s national dish. For Closed Sundays. from organic producers. Their rustic Italian 2007, is open daily for breakfast, lunch meant for resting food and drink. Served in dessert, Sugarcane is “famous” for coconut and dinner. plastic buckets, the charcoal-grilled ham- bread pudding with coconut cream burgers, chicken BLT, veggie burgers, anglaise sauce, according to Gumbs. Editor’s note: These are a sampling of restau- = Full review available at onion rings and chicken rings are all good Sugarcane hosts live steel pan jazz per- rants in the neighborhood. The list rotates, Soda Bar and it is not comprehensive. For more restau- www.BrooklynPaper.com choices, according to Dubinsky. The Soda formances and a healthy amount of hip- 629 Vanderbilt Ave. at St. Mark’s rants, go to www.brooklynpaper.com on the Lounge serves what he describes as hop and calypso. This restaurant is open Web. If your restaurant is not listed and you Abbreviation Key: AmEx= American Avenue, (718) 230-8393 (AmEx, DC, “American tapas,” small cheese plates and Tuesday through Saturday for dinner, and would like it to be, please contact GO Express, DC= Diner’s Club, Disc= Discover Disc, MC, Visa) Dishes: $3-$11. antipasti. It also features margaritas made Sundays for lunch and dinner. Closed Card, MC= MasterCard, Visa= Visa Card Brooklyn Editor Lisa Curtis via e-mail at Decorated with signature ice cream parlor from fresh seasonal fruit and cocktails Mondays. [email protected].

General admission dent Street, the former Biscuit CHEWS tickets — which start at BBQ space has been taken over BREAKING $75 — are still avail- by Lookout Hill Smokehouse. able. For information, While it is currently open for call (718) 237-7851 or business, the Smokehouse will ocal restaurants will serve guests can expect great visit www.cancer.org/ host its grand opening next up their best on May 20, food while supporting a nynjevents. week. L as part of the American Slope wine store Red, White good cause. • • • “It’s a kind of elegant barbe- Cancer Society’s second annual and Bubbly. “The restaurants know that Cafe Grumpy in Greenpoint cue,” said proprietor Rob “Eat, Drink & Be Hopeful” “We think that bringing peo- you’ll remember what you has a new coffee maker. An Hirsch, who also owns Cornelia fundraiser in DUMBO. ple together to celebrate our taste, so they really want to of- $11,000 Clover, the Porsche of Street Cafe in Manhattan. “We Tuesday’s wine and food borough’s bounty is the perfect fer their absolute best,” said espresso machines — whose have this very cool smoking tasting event will be held at the way to raise much-needed Ehlin. parent company Starbucks re- equipment which comes from Tobacco Warehouse and will funds to support our patient Cafe on Clinton, Henry’s cently purchased — was recently Tennessee. We’re smoking all Mango P. / Gregory feature Prospect Park South services and to find a cure for End, Melt, Moim and Pro- spotted sitting on the java joint’s the usual stuff: brisket, pork bel- resident Daisy Martinez, host cancer,” said Tamara Ehlin of vence en Boite will be serv- counter with a sign that read, ly, kielbasa and ribs, in addition of the PBS series “Daisy the American Cancer Society. ing the snacks, while Fizzy “Coming soon!” taped to it. to lamb and specials each night. Cooks!” as well as Darrin Ehlin, a former restaurant Lizzy and Brooklyn Brewery • • • We’ve also been smoking hang- Siegfried, of the beloved Park manager herself, said that will provide drinks. At Fifth Avenue and Presi- er steak and Cornish game hen. The Brooklyn Paper file The Brooklyn Red, White and Bubbly’s Darrin Siegfried will co-host the “Eat Drink & Be Hope- ful” event in DUMBO on AUTHENTIC DOMINICAN CUISINE 7+(%($&+,6<285%$&.<$5' May 20. “Coma Como en su Casa” We’re trying to enter slowly, (eat like at home) given how sophisticated Park Slope is.” Pepper Steak – $9.20 • Paella – $14.70 The restaurant will begin brunch service on Saturday, Lobstertail stuffed with crabmeat – $29.90 x 2FHDQIURQW/LYLQJZLWKWKH&RQYHQLHQFH May 17 — “It will be a mixture of some smoked items with a Private dining room for parties RI1HZ

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Free. unlimited classes / Ben Muessig Public Library’s Central branch STREB SLAM: Extreme action, Fifth Avenue and 25th Street. OTHER blending dance, gymnastics, hosts a Russian Literary Series. LECTURE: Professor Benny Morris (718) 768-7300. speaks about Israel’s New His- for $ PHOTO FEST: powerHouse Books physics and the circus. 3 pm. Today: linguist innovator Yuz PLATFORM: Brooklyn Society for torians Movement, a reexami- 21 hosts an exhibit featuring Aleshkovsky reads. 1:30 pm. See Sat., May 17. Ethical Culture presents “Gods, nation of the founding assump- artists, panel discussions, lec- RYAN REPERTORY COMPANY: Grand Army Plaza. (718) 230- (NEW STUDENTS tures and more. 11 am to mid- Gays and Guns: Religion and 2100. Free. tions of the Jewish state based “Ben — A Very Personal Ac- the Future of Democracy.” on documentary evidence and TO yp ONLY. night. Evening event of short count of Benjamin Franklin.” 3 DANCE AFRICA: A master dance films by prominent contempo- Speaker: Rev. Osagyefo Uhuru other sources not available in Check our pm and 7 pm. See Sat., May 17. Paper file The Brooklyn Sekou, senior community minis- class for adults, intermediate the past. Congregation Beth rary photographers. 8 pm. St. to experienced, as part of the web for other Ann’s Warehouse, 38 Water St. ‘Dread’ rocks: On May 19 and ter at Judson Memorial Church Elohim, 274 Garfield Pl. Call for OTHER Brooklyn Academy of Music’s great offers!) (718) 834-8794. For full sched- 20, artist Dread Scott will dis- in Greenwich Village. 11 am. 53 time. (718) 768-3814. Free. BROOKLYN FLEA: The Flea, an Prospect Park West. (718) 768- “Dance Africa” celebration. $8. RECYCLING: Department of ule, visit www.nyphotofestival. cuss “Welcome to America,” 2:30 pm to 4 pm. Hillman Attic com/calendar.html. Free. artisan showcase, features ven- 2972. Free. Sanitation sponsors a spring- dors of vintage furniture, cloth- his current exhibit at the Muse- GRAND RE-OPENING: Under- Studio, 30 Lafayette Ave. Reser- cleaning event. Bring your old INDIE MARKET: Market offers vations required. (718) 636-4100. yoga people handmade items. 11 am to 7 ing and antiques alongside new um of Contemporary African bridge Pictures celebrates its electronics and clothing to be pm. Smith Street between designs by local makers of Diasporan Art, at the Hanson re-opening with a show featur- JEWISH STORYTELLING FEST: recycled. Prospect Park, Willink ■ everything from jewelry to tex- ing work by Robert Goldstrom, Maggid Yitzhak Buxbaum and Drive, enter park at Flatbush 157 Remsen Street 160 Montague Street Union and President streets. Place Seventh Day Adventist (347) 407-1187. tiles. Bishop Loughlin Memorial David Sokosh and Clinton a dozen other storytellers per- www.yoga-people.com 718-522-9642 BLOOD DRIVE: at Old First High School, Lafayette Avenue Church in Fort Greene. Irving Jones. Noon to 6 pm. form during the seventh annu- See 9 DAYS on page 12 Reformed Church. 11:30 am to 5 pm. 126 Seventh Ave. (800) 933-BLOOD. SCANDINAVIAN FEST: The Scandinavian East Coast Museum hosts its annual Viking Fest. Activities include “The Norseman,” a half size replica of a Viking ship, two re-enactment groups, fencing demonstrations, rides, Scan- dinavian food and crafts. Noon to 5 pm. Owl’s Head Park, 68th Street and Colonial Road. (718) 748-5950. Free. GRAND RE-OPENING: Under- bridge Pictures celebrates its re-opening with a show featur- ing work by Robert Gold- strom, David Sokosh and Clin- ton Irving Jones. Noon to 6 pm. 181 St. James Pl. (917) 656-5513. Free. ANATOMY OF A BROWN- STONE: New York City Col- lege of Technology Division of Continuing Education pres- ents: “Anatomy of a Brown- stone: Green Roofs, Green Homes.” Seminar is devoted 0;^fTa to the art and science of sus- tainable homes, NYC style. Panel discussions and work- shops. $40. 1 pm to 5 pm. 25 Chapel St., room 108. (718) 552-1170. SPA DAY: Spa treatments includ- ing massages, aroma therapy, reflexology, facials and more. Appointments required. 1 pm to 7 pm. Caricom Centre, 430 Rogers Ave. (347) 513-1283. LOVE WANTED: Animals from Animal Care and Control and North Shore Animal League offer dogs, puppies, cats, kit- RPQ[TQX[[. tens for adoption. Fee. 1:30 pm to 5 pm. St. Phillips Church, 80th Street and 11th Avenue. (718) 986-1362. OPEN HOUSE: Yoga People and Urban Zen Spa host an open house to celebrate their new integrated center on Monta- gue Street. Participants are in- vited to a wine and food re- ception. 3 pm to 6 pm. Call for location. (718) 522-9642. Free. WOMEN’S FOOTBALL: New York Sharks of the Women’s Independent Football League tackle Boston Militia. General admission tickets are $15 for adults, $8 for senior citizens and children 12 and under. 3:30 pm. Aviator Sports Com- plex, Floyd Bennett Field. www.nysharksfootball.com. JEWISH HERITAGE: To com- memorate the 60th anniver- sary of Israel, Brooklyn Public Library’s Central branch pres- VdPaP]cTTS ents “Live and Become.” 4 pm. Grand Army Plaza. (718) 230-2100. Free. FILM: Brooklyn Public Library’s Central branch presents “From the Mountaintop to Your Tap.” Documentary follows 12 stu- dents across NYS as they trace drinking water from its source. 4 pm. Grand Army Plaza. (718) 230-2100. Free.

SUN, MAY 18 OUTDOORS AND TOURS FIFTH AVENUE FAIR: Crafts, live music, food and shopping will Save up to take place along Fifth Avenue  from Sterling Place to 12th Street. 11 am to 7 pm. (646) 230-0489. Free. HOUSE TOUR: Park Slope Civic Council hosts its 49th annual each month with a two-year event. Self guided tour of sev- eral homes. $25. Noon to 5 pm. (718) 832-8227. www.parkslopeciviccouncil.org. NORWEGIAN DAY PARADE: Price Lock Guarantee. 57th annual Norwegian Con- stitution Day Parade. 1:30 pm. Fifth Avenue and 88th Street, proceeding north along Fifth Avenue to 67th Street. (718) 745-6653. PERFORMANCE BCBC: Brooklyn Center for the Performing Arts presents David Gonzalez with Larry Harlow and the Latin Legends Call to start saving. Band. Part theater, part Latin & '$$%#($ big-band concert and part dance party. $12. 2 pm. Walt Whitman Theater at Brooklyn College, 2900 Campus Ave. (718) 951-4600. CONCERT SERIES: As part of the Carnegie Hall Music series, Retumba performs. 2 pm. Kingsborough Community College, 2100 Oriental Blvd. www.carnegiehall.org/neigh- borhoodconcerts. (718) 368- 6680. Free. If we can’t show you how to MUSIC: Brooklyn Public Library Chamber Players perform. 4 pm. Brooklyn Public Library’s Central branch. 4 pm. Grand Army Plaza. (718) 230-2100. save money Free. on your cable bill, BARGEMUSIC: Here and Now: American Contemporary Music Series features music of Paul Schoenfield. $40, $15 seniors and students. 4 pm. FREE month of service. Fulton Ferry Landing, Old we’ll give you a Fulton Street at the East River. (718) 624-2083. CONCERT: Union Church pres- ents Pops: The Melochords Sing the Beatles. Free-will offering appreciated. 4 pm. 8101 Ridge Blvd. (718) 745- 0438. PLAY: Brave New World Reper- tory presents “Food, Wine and a Reading.” Professional actors perform. $18. Brunch at 12:30 pm; reading at 1 pm. Waterfront Museum, 290 Conover St. (718) 469-5275. CONCERT: Spoke the Hub pres- ents tenor saxophonist and composer David Bindman and his ensemble in the world pre- miere of “Tales of a Time Traveler.” $15, $5 students. 7:30 pm. 295 Douglass St. (718) 633-5037. READING: Freebird Books intro- duces two debut novelists as part of its monthly weekend reading series. 7 pm. 123 Offer expires 6/30/08. Only available to eligible Staten Island, Brooklyn, Queens, Mount Vernon, New Jersey and Hudson Valley Poughkeepsie & Newburgh residential customers in Time Warner Cable of NY and NJ serviceable areas who do not have a current Price Lock Guarantee and who sign a 1- or 2-year Price Lock Guarantee for Columbia St. (718) 643-8484. Free. a Triple Play package or a 2-year Price Lock Guarantee for a Single or Double Play package. This offer cannot be combined with other promotional or introductory offers. For a complete list of eligible services, log onto www.timewarnercable.com/nynj. Free month of service applies to current service level and recurring charges only.

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IMAGES OF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE: The City Reliquary Museum celebrates the 125th 9 DAYS... anniversary of the Brooklyn Bridge. The museum hosts an Continued from page 11 artists’ reception for the exhib- it on display. 7 pm. 370 Metro- Avenue and Empire Boulevard. politan Ave. (718) R U Civic. Call for time. 311. Free. PHOTO FEST: powerHouse READING: David Ohle, author of Books hosts an exhibit featur- the forthcoming Soft Skull Press ing artists, panel discussions, book “The Pisstown Chaos,” lectures and more. 11 am to 7 reads with Brian Evenson in pm. See Sat., May 17. the Littoral Reading Series, a multi-media reading series. $10. 8 pm. Issue Project Room, MON, MAY 19 232 Third St. (718) 330-0313. BAM: Brooklyn Academy of PAINTING: Bay Ridge Mid- Music presents “Dance Africa.” Atlantic Rosemaling Society 7:30 pm. See Sat., May 24. meets for a painting session. 7 pm. 59th St. Church, 749 59th DANCE: “Out of Space.” 8:30 St. (718) 853-1734. Free. pm. See Sat., May 24. MOCADA: The Museum of Con- temporary African Diasporan Art presents artist Dread Scott SAT, MAY 24 in a discussion of his current exhibit, “Welcome to America.” OUTDOORS AND TOURS Hanson Place Seventh Day BIKE RIDE: The City Reliquary Adventist Church, 88 Hanson Museum presents its annual Pl. 9 am. (718) 230-0492. Free. ride, celebrating the 125th opening of the Brooklyn Bridge. $5. Noon. Meet at the City TUES, MAY 20 Reliquary Museum, 370 Metro- politan Ave. (718) R U CIVIC. LUNCHEON: National Council of ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION: Jewish Women hosts its annual Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th Anni- meeting, luncheon and instal- versary Trolley Tour. Green- lations. East Midwood Jewish Wood Cemetery historian Jeff Center, 1625 Ocean Ave. Call Richman leads trolley tour, vis- for time. (718) 376-8164. iting the gravesites of many of FICTION SERIES: Pacific Standard those who played a crucial role presents a Beer and Cheese in the birth of the bridge. $20. night. 7 pm. 82 Fourth Ave. 1 pm. Reservations required. www.pacificstandardbrooklyn. 25th Street and Fifth Avenue. com. Free. (718) 768-7300. CONCERT: Ravi Coltrane and his BRIDGE BIRTHDAY: As part of band at PS 107. $20. 7:30 the Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th pm. 1301 Eighth Ave. birthday celebration, “Brooklyn www.ps107.org Bridge,” the 1980 Ken Burns EVENT: The American Cancer documentary, will screen at the Society’s second annual “Eat, BAM Rose Cinemas. 30 Lafa- Drink and Be Hopeful.” Signa- yette Ave. (718) 636-4100. Free. ture dishes from the hippest CATCH THE BUZZZ: Salt Marsh restaurants in Brooklyn. $125 Nature Center offers a talk VIP tickets, $75 general recep- about bees. 1 pm. 3302 Ave. tion. 7 pm to 10 pm. Tobacco U. Call 311 for info. Free. Warehouse, 26 Dock St. (718) 986-9770. PERFORMANCE MOCADA: The Museum of Con- BAM: Brooklyn Academy of Music temporary African Diasporan presents its annual dance event: Art presents artist Dread Scott “Dance Africa.” Production is in a discussion of his current entitled “Bridge to Cultural exhibit, “Welcome to America.” Rejuvenation and Enlighten- Hanson Place Seventh Day ment.” $20 to $45, half price Adventist Church, 88 Hanson for ages 16 and younger. 2 pm Pl. 9 am. (718) 230-0492. Free. and 7:30 pm. Howard Gilman CINEMATEK: “Light Sleeper” Opera House, 30 Lafayette Ave. screens, followed by Q&A with (718) 636-4100. director Paul Schrader and cin- MUSIC: Banjo music by Rising ematographer Ed Lachman. Appalachia $10. 8:30 pm. $11. 6:50 pm. BAM Rose Jalopy Theater, 315 Columbia Cinemas, 30 Lafayette Ave. St. (718) 395-3214. (718) 636-4100. DANCE: The Danspace Project: “Out of Space.” $12, $10 stu- dents. 8:30 pm. BRIC, 57 WEDS, MAY 21 Rockwell Pl., second floor. (718) 855-7882. BLOOD DRIVE: at NYC Depart- ment of Human Resources. 11 OTHER am to 4:30 pm. 45 Hoyt St. LECTURE: Brooklyn Historical (800) 933-BLOOD. Society presents a series of MEETING: of the Brooklyn His- lectures in honor of the torical Society. Today: Susan Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th birth- Lavin discusses the history of day. Dave Frieder, “The Great Floyd Bennet Field, New York East River Suspension Bridge,” City’s first municipal airport. 1 pm; Lynn Curlee, “Brooklyn 7:30 pm. Shore Hill, 9000 Bridge” book reading, 2 pm; Shore Rd. (718) 745-5938. Phil Bildner, “Twenty-One Ele- Free. phants,” book reading, 3 pm; SPRING CONCERT: Fort Hamil- John Stern and Carrie Wilson, ton High School hosts its an- “The Beauty of the Brooklyn nual concert and art show. $5. Bridge,” 4 pm. Brooklyn His- 7 pm. 8301 Shore Rd. (718) torical Society, 128 Pierrepont 748-1537. St. (718) 222-4111. Free. BROOKLYN BRIDGE ART ARTISAN MARKET: hosted by SHOW: Opening reception for Fort Greene Park Conserva- “Suspended Over Time: The tory. 9 am to 6 pm. Fort Greene Brooklyn Bridge 125th Anni- Park, DeKalb Avenue sidewalk versary Celebration.” 5:30 pm. perimeter. (718) 855-8175. Brooklyn Historical Society, FLEA MARKET: hosted by the 128 Pierrepont St. (718) 222- Church of the Holy Spirit. 9 am 4111. Free. to 4 pm. 8117 Bay Pkwy. (718) 837-0412. DANCE AFRICA BAZAAR: In- THURS, MAY 22 cludes 250 vendors selling African, Caribbean and Afri- FIREWORKS: Celebrate the can-American food, fashion, Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th birth- crafts and more. Noon to 10 day with a display of fireworks pm. Brooklyn Academy of over the bridge. 9 pm. Best Music parking lot at Lafayette visibility from Empire-Fulton Avenue and Ashland Place. Ferry State Park (Main and (718) 636-4100. Plymouth streets in DUMBO) BOXING MATCH: hosted by and the park at the foot of Gleason’s Gym. $20, $10 gym Washington Street. For infor- members and amateur fighters mation, call 311 or visit with passbooks in hand. 5 pm www.nyc.gov. to 7 pm. 77 Front St. (718) SENIOR TALK: Ken Starrett will 797-2872. lecture on Noel Coward as part of the Heights and Hill Com- munity Council Speaker Series SUN, MAY 25 for Seniors. 2 pm. Brooklyn Historical Society, 128 Pierre- pont St. Reservations required. PERFORMANCE (718) 596-8789. Free. BAM: Brooklyn Academy of BOOK DISCUSSION: “My An- Music presents its annual tonia,” by Willa Cather. 2 pm. “Dance Africa.” 3 pm. See Brooklyn Public Library’s Home- Sat., May 24. crest branch, 2525 Coney Island Ave. (718) 382-5924 OTHER ext., 4. Free. TOUR DE BROOKLYN: As part MUSIC: The Banjo Rascals play of the Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th toe-tappin’ music. 2 pm. Brook- birthday celebration, this 18- lyn Public Library’s Brighton mile bike ride will lead cyclists Beach branch, 16 Brighton First around the borough. 9 am. Road. (718) 946-2917. Free. Dock Street and Water Street in DUMBO. Registration re- quired. (212) 629-8080. Free. FRI, MAY 23 FLEA MARKET: hosted by Na’Amat USA. 9 am to 2:30 BRIDGE BIRTHDAY: As part of pm. Warbasse Houses, the Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th Community Room, 2770 W. birthday celebration, “The Fifth St. (718) 996-3868. Brooklyn Bridge Film Series” CLOTHING SWAP: with musical will screen “Enchanted” and entertainment. Bring gently “It Happened in Brooklyn.” 6 used clothed, CDs, books to pm. Empire-Fulton Ferry State swap with others. $5. 2 pm to Park (Main and Plymouth 5 pm. Lafayette Avenue streets in DUMBO). (718) 802- Presbyterian Church, 85 S. 3826. Free. Oxford St. (718) 625-7515. ARTS ON THE COMMONS: Out- ARTISTS RECEPTION: Tabla Rasa door concert series presented presents “Bridge as Icon,” cel- by Metrotech Business Improve- ebrating the 125th anniversary ment District. Today: Jazz with of the Brooklyn Bridge. 2 pm The Jeff King Band. Noon to 2 to 4 pm. 224 48th St. (718) pm. Metrotech Commons, 833-9100. Free. enter at Myrtle Avenue and DANCE AFRICA BAZAAR: Noon Jay Street. (718) 488-8200. Free. to 8 pm. See Sat., May 24. LIST YOUR EVENT… To list your event in Nine Days In Brooklyn, please give us two weeks notice or more. Send your listing by e-mail: [email protected]; by mail: GO Brooklyn, The Brooklyn Paper, 55 Washington St., Suite 624, Brooklyn, NY 11201; or by fax: (718) 834-9278. Listings are free and printed on a space available basis. We regret we cannot take list- ings over the phone. 12 BRZ THE BROOKLYN PAPER • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPER.COM • (718) 834-9350 May 17, 2008 Photofest See the ‘Light’: On May 20, cinematographer Ed Lachman and director Paul Schrader answer audience questions after a screen- ing of “Light Sleeper,” Schrader’s 1992 film starring Willem Dafoe and Susan Sarandon, at the BAM Rose Cinemas.

IMAGES OF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE: The City Reliquary Museum celebrates the 125th 9 DAYS... anniversary of the Brooklyn Bridge. The museum hosts an Continued from page 11 artists’ reception for the exhib- it on display. 7 pm. 370 Metro- Avenue and Empire Boulevard. politan Ave. (718) R U Civic. Call for time. 311. Free. PHOTO FEST: powerHouse READING: David Ohle, author of Books hosts an exhibit featur- the forthcoming Soft Skull Press ing artists, panel discussions, book “The Pisstown Chaos,” lectures and more. 11 am to 7 reads with Brian Evenson in pm. See Sat., May 17. the Littoral Reading Series, a multi-media reading series. $10. 8 pm. Issue Project Room, MON, MAY 19 232 Third St. (718) 330-0313. BAM: Brooklyn Academy of PAINTING: Bay Ridge Mid- Music presents “Dance Africa.” Atlantic Rosemaling Society 7:30 pm. See Sat., May 24. meets for a painting session. 7 pm. 59th St. Church, 749 59th DANCE: “Out of Space.” 8:30 St. (718) 853-1734. Free. pm. See Sat., May 24. MOCADA: The Museum of Con- temporary African Diasporan Art presents artist Dread Scott SAT, MAY 24 in a discussion of his current exhibit, “Welcome to America.” OUTDOORS AND TOURS Hanson Place Seventh Day BIKE RIDE: The City Reliquary Adventist Church, 88 Hanson Museum presents its annual Pl. 9 am. (718) 230-0492. Free. ride, celebrating the 125th opening of the Brooklyn Bridge. $5. Noon. Meet at the City TUES, MAY 20 Reliquary Museum, 370 Metro- politan Ave. (718) R U CIVIC. LUNCHEON: National Council of ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION: Jewish Women hosts its annual Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th Anni- meeting, luncheon and instal- versary Trolley Tour. Green- lations. East Midwood Jewish Wood Cemetery historian Jeff Center, 1625 Ocean Ave. Call Richman leads trolley tour, vis- for time. (718) 376-8164. iting the gravesites of many of FICTION SERIES: Pacific Standard those who played a crucial role presents a Beer and Cheese in the birth of the bridge. $20. night. 7 pm. 82 Fourth Ave. 1 pm. Reservations required. www.pacificstandardbrooklyn. 25th Street and Fifth Avenue. com. Free. (718) 768-7300. CONCERT: Ravi Coltrane and his BRIDGE BIRTHDAY: As part of band at PS 107. $20. 7:30 the Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th pm. 1301 Eighth Ave. birthday celebration, “Brooklyn www.ps107.org Bridge,” the 1980 Ken Burns EVENT: The American Cancer documentary, will screen at the Society’s second annual “Eat, BAM Rose Cinemas. 30 Lafa- Drink and Be Hopeful.” Signa- yette Ave. (718) 636-4100. Free. ture dishes from the hippest CATCH THE BUZZZ: Salt Marsh restaurants in Brooklyn. $125 Nature Center offers a talk VIP tickets, $75 general recep- about bees. 1 pm. 3302 Ave. tion. 7 pm to 10 pm. Tobacco U. Call 311 for info. Free. FREE Warehouse, 26 Dock St. (718) 986-9770. PERFORMANCE MOCADA: The Museum of Con- BAM: Brooklyn Academy of Music temporary African Diasporan presents its annual dance event: PREGNANCY TEST! Art presents artist Dread Scott “Dance Africa.” Production is in a discussion of his current entitled “Bridge to Cultural exhibit, “Welcome to America.” Rejuvenation and Enlighten- Hanson Place Seventh Day ment.” $20 to $45, half price Adventist Church, 88 Hanson for ages 16 and younger. 2 pm Pl. 9 am. (718) 230-0492. Free. and 7:30 pm. Howard Gilman CINEMATEK: “Light Sleeper” Opera House, 30 Lafayette Ave. screens, followed by Q&A with (718) 636-4100. director Paul Schrader and cin- MUSIC: Banjo music by Rising ematographer Ed Lachman. Appalachia $10. 8:30 pm. Expecting a Baby? $11. 6:50 pm. BAM Rose Jalopy Theater, 315 Columbia Cinemas, 30 Lafayette Ave. St. (718) 395-3214. (718) 636-4100. DANCE: The Danspace Project: “Out of Space.” $12, $10 stu- Worried about Maternity Bills? dents. 8:30 pm. BRIC, 57 WEDS, MAY 21 Rockwell Pl., second floor. (718) 855-7882. BLOOD DRIVE: at NYC Depart- The Brooklyn Hospital Center ment of Human Resources. 11 OTHER am to 4:30 pm. 45 Hoyt St. LECTURE: Brooklyn Historical (800) 933-BLOOD. Society presents a series of MEETING: of the Brooklyn His- lectures in honor of the Cares about You and Your Baby torical Society. Today: Susan Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th birth- Lavin discusses the history of day. Dave Frieder, “The Great Floyd Bennet Field, New York East River Suspension Bridge,” City’s first municipal airport. 1 pm; Lynn Curlee, “Brooklyn 7:30 pm. Shore Hill, 9000 Bridge” book reading, 2 pm; Shore Rd. (718) 745-5938. Phil Bildner, “Twenty-One Ele- The Brooklyn Hospital Center will provide Free. phants,” book reading, 3 pm; SPRING CONCERT: Fort Hamil- John Stern and Carrie Wilson, ton High School hosts its an- “The Beauty of the Brooklyn professional and quality prenatal care. Women nual concert and art show. $5. Bridge,” 4 pm. Brooklyn His- 7 pm. 8301 Shore Rd. (718) torical Society, 128 Pierrepont 748-1537. St. (718) 222-4111. Free. who quality for the state-funded Prenatal Care BROOKLYN BRIDGE ART ARTISAN MARKET: hosted by SHOW: Opening reception for Fort Greene Park Conserva- “Suspended Over Time: The tory. 9 am to 6 pm. Fort Greene Assistance Program (PCAP) are given complete Brooklyn Bridge 125th Anni- Park, DeKalb Avenue sidewalk versary Celebration.” 5:30 pm. perimeter. (718) 855-8175. Brooklyn Historical Society, FLEA MARKET: hosted by the financial relief. There are no out of pocket 128 Pierrepont St. (718) 222- Church of the Holy Spirit. 9 am 4111. Free. to 4 pm. 8117 Bay Pkwy. (718) 837-0412. expenses. The doctor and hospial’s bill is paid DANCE AFRICA BAZAAR: In- THURS, MAY 22 cludes 250 vendors selling African, Caribbean and Afri- for in full. FIREWORKS: Celebrate the can-American food, fashion, Brooklyn Bridge’s 125th birth- crafts and more. Noon to 10 day with a display of fireworks pm. Brooklyn Academy of over the bridge. 9 pm. 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(718) 789-2762, www.tealoungeny.com. his Love Choir, 10:30 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: $12 with $10 drink minimum; May 21: The Mondays: Monday Nights with Tony Malaby, 8 “Saturday Night Tuesdays,” 10 pm, FREE; Feast of Sublimation Potential featuring Ste- BROOKLYN pm, $5 suggested donation; May 21: Corey Thursdays: “What is Soul?” with DJs Adrian phanie Leonard, CTRL, Caledonian Laughing King’s Cella, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, $5 suggested Hibbs, 9 pm, FREE; Fridays: The Greenhouse Bag, Church of the Toad Light, Billy Gromberg, donation; May 22: Eyal Maoz Trio, 9 pm, 10:30 with DJ MonkOne and DJs Emskee and MC G- 8:30 pm, $5 with $10 drink minimum; May 22: pm, $5 suggested donation. man, 11 pm, FREE; May 20: Live music, 10 pm, La Lus, 8 pm, $7 with $10 drink minimum, Effie FREE. Briest, Lone Wolf, Mike Wexler, 10:30 pm, Two Boots Brooklyn FREE; May 23: Costa Music with animations by 514 Second St. at Seventh Avenue in Park Death by Audio Brian Alfred, 7:30 pm, $7 with $10 drink mini- Slope, (718) 499-3253, 49 S. Second St. at Wythe Avenue in mum, Kingdom and Palms Out Sounds present Nightlife www.twobootsbrooklyn.com. Williamsburg, No phone. the debut of Club Vortex, 11:30 pm, $5. May 17: Siwat, 10 pm, FREE;. May 17: Chubby Behemoth, 8 pm, $TBD; May Compiled by Chiara V. Cowan 22: Thrones, Ocrilim, 8 pm, $TBD. Music Hall of Union Hall Williamsburg Five for Funny Tuesdays hosted by Dave Lester, Glasslands Gallery BAY RIDGE 10 pm, $5; Wednesdays: Open mic with Nate (Downstairs at) 702 Union St. at Fifth 66 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in Avenue in Park Slope, (718) 638-4400, Jones and Da Feel, 9 pm, $5 ($10 after 10 pm); 289 Kent Ave. at South Second Street in Williamsburg, (718) 486-5400, www.unionhallny.com. Williamsburg, No phone, The Wicked Monk May 17: DJ Kenny Parker, Midnight, $5. www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com. 8415 Fifth Ave. at 84th Street in Bay Ridge, May 17: Rock Plaza Central, Plants & Animals, www.myspace.com/theglasslands. May 17: The Sword, Torche, Stinking Lizaveta, 9 (718) 921-0601, www.wickedmonk.com. Parlor Jazz These United States, 8 pm, $10 in advance, $12 May 17: FM Belfast and more, 11 pm, $5; May pm, $15; May 19: Three Silver Mt. Zion May 17: The Reservoir Dogs, 8 pm, $5, Hot day of the show; May 19: Brooklyn Writer’s 18: Nat Baldwin (CD release), Juliana Barwick, Memorial Orchestra, Hannah Marcus, 9 pm, 119 Vanderbilt Ave. at Myrtle Street in Clinton Space, Marian Fontana, Jordan Harrison, Erik People, War Mothers, 9 pm, $TBD; May 20: Rod, 11 pm, $5; May 18: Shadows Lie, 9 pm, Hill, (718) 855-1981, www.parlorjazz.com. $13 in advance, $15 day of the show. Lewis, Marcia Lerner, 7 pm, FREE; May 20: Fritz Donnelly’s “Too the Hills” film night, 9 pm, $5; May 22: Lego Thursdays with DJ Tony May 17: Charenee Wade and her trio, 9 pm, Bobo, 10 pm, $5; May 23: Lucky 13, 11 pm, $5. Name That Tune (championship) hosted by FREE; May 21: Yo Soy Tres Gay, Les Maitres Natural Selection 10:30 pm, $20 (includes both sets, open wine Sara Schaefer, 8 pm, FREE; May 21: Bear in Fous, The New Life Associates, Butch & Bellie, bar and snacks all evening). 70 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in Heaven, The Instruments, Jeff Thompson, 7:30 9 pm, $TBD; May 22: Dead Betties, Fake Williamsburg, (718) 782-5188, BEDFORD-STUYVESANT pm, $8; May 22: Celebrate Morrissey’s Birthday Hooker, Making Friendz, The Art of Shooting, 9 www.galapagosartspace.com. featuring The Sons & Heirs, a tribute to the pm, $TBD; May 23: DJ SS Porkchop Selector, Bushbaby FLATBUSH Saturdays: (Backroom) Larry Tee presents Smith’s with DJ Spencer Cobrin, 7:30 pm, $10; Lala & John Fell Ryan as “Seth,” Lake, The “Dizzy” with Earl Dax and Kevin Graves, 11 pm, 1197 Fulton St. at Bedford Avenue in Vox Po p May 23: The Mary Onettes, Blacklist, The Dome, 9 pm, $TBD. $5; Fridays: VJ/DJ Friday Nights, 10 pm, FREE; Bedford-Stuyvesant, (718) 636-5536, 1022 Cortelyou Rd. at Stratford Road in Flat- Depreciation Guild, 8 pm, $10. May 17: (Backroom) Postsosne’s Psychedelic www.myspace.com/bushbabyinc. bush, (718) 940-2084, www.voxpopnet.net. The Lucky Cat featuring Hudon and Old Mill with special guest May 17: Good Thing, 8 pm, FREE; May 18: Sundays: Open mic, 7 pm, FREE with two- 245 Grand St. at Roebling Street in Williams- Hospitality, 10 pm, $8, (Front room) Bazaar Gospel with Nedelka & Michael Hawkins and PROSPECT HEIGHTS drink/snack minimum; May 17: Big Medium & burg, (718) 782-0437, www.theluckycat.com. Royale presents “The Legendary Ghetto Metal R&B with Ria, 5 pm, FREE. Adam Lee and the Dead Horse Sound Company The Backroom Mondays: Joe McGinty’s Keyboard Karaoke, 10 Show” featuring Krista, Ray 6, M-16, Planet U, pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Jezebel Music Open Mic Sista’s Place hosted by Donald, 8 pm, Donation suggested; (At Freddy’s) 485 Dean St. at Sixth Avenue Bazaar Royale, DJ Beverly Bond and more, 10 May 20: “A to Z Emcee” hosted by Tah Phrum in Prospect Heights, (718) 622-7035, Night hosted by Ed Gorch, 7 pm, FREE, You pm, $10; May 19: P.S. I Love You and Darlinda 456 Nostrand Ave. at Jefferson Avenue in Duh Bush, 7:30 pm, $3 ($10 to compete); May www.freddysbackroom.com. Need a Band, 10 pm, FREE; May 17: “For Real Just Darlinda presents “America’s Next Top Bedford-Stuyvesant, (718) 398-1766, 21: Marc Barnhill & Friends, 7:30 pm, Donation People” featuring DJs Love on the Run, Ben- May 17: Squirrels from Hell, 9 pm, Jing, 10 pm, Mary,” a night of Virgin Mary burlesque, 9:30 www.sistasplace.org. suggested; May 22: Jennifer Richman, 8 pm, guin, Josh Dunn and guests, 10 pm, FREE; May The Frank Museum Project, 11 pm, FREE; May pm, $5; May 20: (Front room) Rhapsody, a night May 17: Trio 3, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, $20. Donation suggested, Rupert Wates, 9 pm, Fabio Lovino 19: Todd P presents Bedtime, Mark Denardo, 18: Knit PH & German Language Studies, 7 pm, of live electronic music, 9 pm, $5; May 22: Donation suggested; May 23: Pete Sinjin and Starscream, So So Glos, 8 pm, $TBD; May 21: Everyday is not like Sunday: Style your pompadour and shove some FREE; May 19: Comedy, 9 pm, FREE; May 20: Crashin’ In presents The Red Romance, Fan Tan, guests, 7 pm, Donation suggested. Come Down Easy presents The Killing Fields, Humans Against Music, 9 pm, FREE; May 21: is on Fire, Robes, New and Old Sk8 BOERUM HILL flowers in your back pocket. On Thursday, May 22, Union Hall will be Center Divider, Silver Rockets, Jeremy Yokum Christiana Drapkin & Mike Gellar, 9 pm, FREE; videos projected on a huge screen, DJ Oil, and The Last Rounders, 9 pm, FREE; May 22: Hank’s Saloon celebrating Morrissey’s birthday with a performance by The Sons & May 22: The Bolt, 9 pm, FREE; May 23: The hosted by Lio and Marc, Time TBD, $TBD. FORT GREENE Spring Night Poetry featuring Brianna Colburn, Karl Walters Jr. Trio, 9 pm, Jesse Cottrell and 46 Third Ave. at Atlantic Avenue in Boerum Heirs, and a tribute to the Smiths with DJ Spencer Cobrin. Lucas de Lima, Alexis Sullivan, Garrett Burnell, BAMCafe the Big Fat, 10 pm, FREE. Pete’s Candy Store Hill, (718) 625-8003, Julian Lowenfeld, 8 pm, $7, Roger Benson Trio, www.exitfive.com/hankssaloon. 709 Lorimer St. at Richardson Street in 30 Lafayette Ave. at Ashland Place in Fort 9 pm, $TBD; May 23: DJs Jared and Young Greene, (718) 636-4100, www.bam.org. Dweck Center Williamsburg, (718) 302-3770, Sundays: Jam Band Sundays, 5 pm, FREE, Sean point, (718) 389-1880, www.clubstudiob.com. May 17: New Music Collective featuring Chris, 10:30 pm, $TBD. Kershaw and the New Jack Ramblers, 10 pm, May 17: Brian Jackson, 9 pm, FREE. (At the Brooklyn Public Library) 10 Grand www.petescandystore.com. May 17: Hercules and Love Affair with live DJs Momenta Quartet, 8 pm, $15 ($10 for students Sundays: Open mic, 5 pm-8 pm, Matty Charles, FREE; Mondays: Live band kuntry karaoke, 10 and seniors with valid identification). Army Plaza at Flatbush Avenue in Prospect Luna Lounge pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Live band “Rockstar Andrew Butler, Kim Ann Foxman, T&T, Horse- Heights, (718) 230-2100, www.brooklyn- 8:30 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Bingo, 7 pm, FREE; 361 Metropolitan Ave. at Havemeyer Street Karaoke,” 9:30 pm, FREE; May 17: Any Day GOWANUS meat Disco, 10 pm, $15; May 22: Flossta- publiclibrary.org/events/culturearts. Wednesdays: Quizz-Off, 7:30 pm, FREE; May Cafe Steinhof in Williamsburg, (718) 260-2323, Parade, 9 pm, Rench, 10 pm, FREE; May 18: damus, Tigercity, Dopplehertz, 9 pm, FREE. May 18: BPL Chamber Players, 4 pm, $10 ($7 for 17: Theo Aronson and Friends, 9 pm, Brandon www.lunalounge.com. Julia Haltigan & The Hooligans, 9 pm, FREE; Issue Project Room 427 Seventh Ave. at 14th Street in Park students and seniors with valid identification). Intelligator, 10 pm, Reuben Chess, 11 pm, Slope, (718) 369-7776, May 17: DJ Concerned, 8 pm, Brooklyn Qawwali May 20: Jettators, Paper Fleet, 10 pm, FREE; 232 Third St. at Third Avenue in Gowanus, FREE; May 18: Head and Toe, 8:30 pm, Tavo PARK SLOPE www.cafesteinhof.com. Party, 9 pm, Burnt Sugar, 10 pm, Akoya Afrobeat, May 22: Noah Lexas of Radio Roots, 10 pm, (718) 330-0313, www.issueprojectroom.org. Carbone, 9:30 pm, Javier Vercher Trio featuring 11 pm, $10; May 18: Lions, 9 pm, Local H, 10 FREE; May 23: American Made Music Show- May 17: Andy McGraw, Shahzad Ismaily, Game- May 21: Baby Soda Jazz Band, 10:30 pm, FREE. RED HOOK Daniele Carmada and Ferenc Nemeth, 10:30 Barbes pm, $12; May 23: Jamaaladeen, Calvin Weston, case featuring The Doug Walter Band, The lan, Dharma Swarma, Blarvuster, 8 pm, $10; May pm, FREE; May 19: Stand-up, 7:30 pm, Richard 22: Glenn Branca, The Paranoid Critical Revolu- 376 Ninth St. at Sixth Avenue in Park Slope, The Royale Jalopy Skerik & Mike Gamble, 7 pm, $12. McGraw, Audrey Ryan, Siwat, 9:30 pm, FREE; Welldiggers, Early Grace Band, Panhandle, (718) 965-9177, www.barbesbrooklyn.com. Black Oil Brothers, 10 pm, FREE. tion, 8 pm, $10; May 23: Littoral with David Ohle, 506 Fifth Ave. at 12th Street in Park Slope, 315 Columbia St. at Woodhull Street in Red May 20: Sydney Wayser, 8 pm, The Cush, 9 pm, Brian Evenson, and Nat Baldwin, 8 pm, $TBD. Tuesdays: Slavic Soul Party, 9 pm, $10; May 17: (718) 840-0089, www.royalebrooklyn.com. Hook, (718) 395-3214, www.jalopy.biz. Monkey Town Sally Head, 10 pm, Andy Stack, 11 pm, FREE; Live broadcast of WFMU’s Transpacific Sounds May 23: “Royale Rumble” featuring DJs Jevlar Mondays: Country Blues Jam, 9 pm, FREE; 58 N. Third St. at Kent Avenue in Williamsburg, May 21: Aderbat, 10 pm, Phil and the Oso- BROOKLYN HEIGHTS Paradise, 6 pm, $10 suggested donation, and Rabbi Darkside, 10 pm, FREE. Wednesdays: Roots ‘n’ Ruckus, a night of folk, (718) 384-1369, www.monkeytownhq.com. phers, 11 pm, FREE; May 22: Francis Friday, 9 GREENPOINT Thierry Stremler, 9 pm, $10 suggested dona- old-time and blues, 9:30 pm, FREE; May 17: Last Exit Bar & Lounge May 19: David Daniell and Joshua Abrams, pm, In the Trees, 10 pm, Joy Dragland, 11 pm, Club Europa tion; May 18: Accordion Angels, 7 pm, $10 sug- Southpaw Doubting Thomas: T.E. Ward, 9 pm, Caroline 8:30 pm, $8 with $10 drink minimum; May 20: FREE; May 23: The Quavers, 9 pm, The UVC 136 Atlantic Ave. at Clinton Street in Brooklyn gested donation, Andy Statman, 9 pm, $10 Cutroneo and Runaway Train, 10:30 pm, $8; Stefan Nemeth and Attachedhands, 8:30 pm, Band, 10 pm, Benjamin Becker, 11 pm, FREE. 98 Meserole Ave. at Manhattan Avenue in 125 Fifth Ave. at St. Johns Place in Park Heights, (718) 222-9198, www.lastexitbar.com. suggested donation; May 19: Chicha Libre, Slope, (718) 230-0236, www.spsounds.com. May 22: Colonial Radio, 9:30 pm, Frank Saturdays: “Kayo’s Knockout,” DJ Kayo’s Greenpoint, (718) 383-5723, www.europa- 9:30 pm, $10 suggested donation; May 20: Schaap, 10:30 pm, $8; May 23: Bob Dylan club.com or www.europalive.net. May 17: Yo Majesty, Does it Offend You—Yeah, Doug Wamble, 7 pm, $10 suggested donation; Song Celebration, 9 pm, $TBD booty-shakin’, jam-jumpin’, all night get down Time Machine and DJ PQ, 9 pm, $10 in More Nightlife listings at www.BrooklynPaper.com. Saturdays: VIP dance party, 10 pm, FREE before May 21: Mark Helias/Alex Waterman Duo, 8 party, 10 pm, FREE; May 19: Pub Quiz, 9 pm, advance, $12 day of the show; May 18: The 10:30 pm, $15 after 10:30 pm; Tuesdays: pm, $10, Michael Attias, 10 pm, $10; May 22: $5 per person. Fifth Avenue Street Fair featuring Kool DJ Kear Karaoke night, 8 pm, FREE; Fridays: Sexy pro- Mr. Wau Wau, 8 pm, $10 suggested donation, WILLIAMSBURG gressive dance party, 10 pm, FREE before 10:30 & Lil’ Shalimar, noon, Miss Fairchild, 1 pm, Kool Juan-Carlos Formell “Feelin,” 10 pm, $10; May pm, $15 after 10:30 pm; May 18: Squash DJ Kear Y Lil’ Shalimar, 2 pm, The Nouvellas, Black Betty CLINTON HILL 23: Les Chauds Lapins, 8 pm, $10 suggested Bowels, Gorephobia, Mortician, Ingrowing, De- 2:45 pm, Kool DJ Kear, 3:45 pm, Chin Chin, TALK TO US… donation, Rob Curto’s Grupo Sanfona, 10 pm, 366 Metropolitan Ave. at Havemeyer Street Five Spot Restaurant crepit, Blank Anvil, Buckshot Facelift, 5 pm, $20; 4:30 pm, $TBD, Sankofa, The Antidote, K Swift, in Williamsburg, (718) 599-0243, $10 suggested donation. To list your events in Brooklyn Nightlife, please give us as much notice as possible. 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BROOKLYN POLITICS THE SMOKE-FILLED ROOM Vito’s scandal has Dems in turmoil By Ben Muessig Italian. Number two, he has no The Brooklyn Paper money. And number three he’s Rep. Vito Fossella’s drunk- not the best candidate.” driving arrest and subsequent Recchia — who didn’t attend admission that he fathered a the endorsement meeting — has child out of wedlock hasn’t only $325,175 cash in hand compared thrown the GOP into disarray to Harrison’s $91,131, accord- — it’s apparently done the same ing to Federal Election Com- thing to Democrats trying to mission records logged at the end of March. pick a challenger to take on But Harrison, who looked on the disgraced congressman. as club members twice recount- Last Thursday — the same ed the votes, says he has raised day that Fossella admitted his about $160,000 — $30,000 more affair and love child — congres- than he spent on his entire 2006 sional hopeful Steve Harrison campaign. expected to easily win an en- Jeff Bachner Ben Muessig Ben Muessig Ben “Does [Recchia] have a few dorsement from Brooklyn Dem- dollars more? Sure. But what’s he ocrats for Change. doing with it?” Harrison asked. It would have been the latest in Check out our “The simple fact is, he doesn’t a string endorsements, comple- video coverage at have what it takes to win the dis- menting a fundraising run that BrooklynPaper.com trict, and his votes on a num- The Brooklyn Paper / Harrison says netted more cash The Brooklyn Paper / The Brooklyn Paper / ber of Council resolutions mir- than he spent on his entire 2006 As Rep. Vito Fossella — an admitted adulterer and drunk driver — ponders his political between Councilman Domenic Recchia and lawyer Steve Harrison (who is watching the ror those of Republicans.” campaign, when he snagged a future (left), Bay Ridge Democrats debated last Thursday which of their party’s candi- count, right) — an indication that Democrats can’t figure out how to take advantage of Recchia did not return a surprising 43 percent of the vote dates to endorse, filling an Utz potato chip box with ballots (center). The vote was tied Fossella’s weakness. call. from Fossella without support National party officials say from nationalthe national Democratic Democratic offi- that Fossella’s confession con- cials. vinced them that the seat — But the Bay Ridge lefties which is in a traditionally conser- made Harrison’s hoped-for vative district — could be won. smooth ride to the nomina- "T'PTTFMMBLFFQTRVJFU KPCSFNBJOTJOMJNCP So now the Democratic Congres- tion a whole lot rockier when sional Campaign Committee is the club’s members couldn’t By Mike McLaughlin “He hasn’t made a decision blood-alcohol level at more than sible legal battle: one with his May 1, he told police he was en ter from his extra-marital af- paying attention (and money) — choose between Harrison and The Brooklyn Paper yet,” said Susan Del Percio, his twice the legal limit, Fossella wife of 18 years. She kept a low route to seeing his “sick daugh- fair with Fay. things it did not do in 2006. Councilman Domenic Recchia It’s not over ’til the thin Ital- recently employed crisis man- pleaded not guilty, his lawyer, profile this week, too, staying ter.” That raised eyebrows be- The congressman is likely to “Right now, this seat is ripe for (D–Coney Island). The endorse- ian sings — and he’s not say- ager, whose salary comes from Barry Pollack said. cloistered inside her Staten Is- cause at the time, Fossella’s only remain in the shadows until his the taking,” said DCCC spokes- ment vote, which filled a recy- ing a word. Fossella’s campaign warchest. But an upcoming trial is just land home while her husband known family lived on Staten June 27 court date in Virginia woman Carrie James. “The dis- cled Utz potato chip box, end- Embattled Rep. Vito Fos- “He’ll make a decision on his one of Fossella’s legal head- shuttled between the Capitol and Island. for the drunk driving charge, trict has been turning Democrat- ed as a 25–25 tie. sella (R–Bay Ridge) is not only own timetable.” aches. his new quarters above his sis- Eventually, Fossella admit- which carries a mandatory five- ic and we’re confident that that Club members said Harrison fighting his May 1 drunk-driv- Friends and GOP insiders said The House Committee on ter’s Staten Island garage. ted he has a 3-year-old daugh- day sentence. it will keep going that way.” was the favorite before the Fos- ing charge in court, but appar- that Fossella is not throwing in Standards of Official Conduct Despite the controversies, sella scandal, but now that the ently fighting for re-election. the towel. must investigate Fossella — or some of Fossella’s contributors seat is so eminently winnable, This week, Fossella kept his “I got every indication that explain within 30 days why it is hope he will stay in the race. the club is hunting around for a constituents and party in lim- he plans to run again,” said Guy choosing not to. But the com- “He’s been an excellent con- Family candidate with a better chance bo while he privately weighed Molinari, Fossella’s mentor and mittee’s spokesperson declined gressman and I hope he stays. of winning, especially if Fos- whether to resign or run for re- former Staten Island borough to discuss what the ethics body Period,” said Dick Sabitini of COMMIES… Classifieds sella opts out of re-election and a election in the wake of last Fri- president. has done or will do about Fos- Brooklyn, who contributed $500 stronger GOP candidate emerg- day’s bombshell admission that On the legal front, Fossella sella’s arrest or the taxpay- to Fossella last year. To advertise in Brooklyn’s es. he had fathered a child with his is decidedly not giving up the er-funded fact-finding tour to And one Staten Island sup- only weekly Parent section, “[Harrison] can’t win the Virginia mistress, former Air fight. France in 2003 where his affair porter has taken it a step fur- call Laura at seat,” said club member Bob Force congressional liaison Lau- Despite twice apologizing to with Fay reportedly began. ther, using his support for Fos- (718) 834-9350 ext 109 Healy. “Number one, he’s not ra Fay. constituents for driving with a And he’s facing another pos- sella as a way of promoting his own entertainment empire by

offering to donate space in his Jeff Bachner Acupuncture Manhattan nightclubs for pro- Vito rallies. “Bill Clinton and Gov. Pat- Want Relief of erson are perfect examples of Back Pain · Headaches · how one’s governmental duties Migraines · Musculoskeletal should not be judged by his per- The Brooklyn Paper / Disorders · Asthma & Allergies · 5IFZ¤SFTUJMMXJUI)JM RED MENACE? Members of Brooklyn Co-housing, Gynecological Disorders · sonal mistakes,” said Fossella- which wants to buy a building in Park Slope. Anxiety, Depression & and self-promoter John Engle- Many Other Conditions bert. Continued from page 1 But Rep. Towns says Clinton isn’t ‘white’ about race But such support is far from Call to schedule an appt. today! universal. Windsor Terrace. HEIDI BOTNICK, L.AC. By Gersh Kuntzman not completed college were sup- vote, said the congresswoman asked Arthur Piccolo, a writ- “He should resign,” said Jef- Drug use and promiscuity — the hallmarks of the golden Licensed Acupuncturist The Brooklyn Paper porting me.” “has not changed her position” er and longtime Clarke critic. age of commune living! — will be purely coincidental. But 718-306-9152 L21 frey Hyman, a Brooklynite who 218 Dekalb Ave. (btwn Adelphi & Clermont) Many pundits, including ap- in support of Clinton — though “Had you … endorsed Obama, chipped in $250 to Fossella’s cof- there will be a shared mindset about how to live. Brooklyn’s two superdel- Marshall and about 20 other families say they want to solve egates whose districts voted parently Towns, believed that last week, Obama stopped by you would be the political queen fers this March. “It’s the drunk ACU BROOKLYN.com Clinton was playing the race her chair as he took his “vic- of New York State.” driving, which is illegal, and it’s what they perceive as the breakdown of capitalist civilization New York City's source overwhelmingly for Sen. Ba- by doing more than acknowledging their building-mates with for natural healing card. tory lap” through the House of If Clarke and Towns eventu- a moral issue of not being faith- rack Obama in February’s New a slightly perceptible “New York nod” in the hallway. “It bothered me because that’s Representatives. ally flip for the likely nominee, ful to his wife.” York primary say they’re still Inside their walls, there will be communal meals, activities backing Sen. Hillary Clinton not what I’m about,” Towns said. The pair conversed amiably, they would be at the end of an on- And a new Web site, Vino Computer Repair “This nation is about ability and and Clarke even handed Obama going trend towards Obama. and relaxation. Members are expected to congregate with the — though one of the uber- Fossella.com, is tracking the group on a semi-regular basis, though there’s no stipulation performance. That’s why I’m a copy of a Daily News head- This week, the Obama cam- voters admitted that he was congressman’s travails. to do so. It’s dorm living — without the studying. backing Hillary Clinton — line that read, “It’s His Party,” paign trumpeted that he had not “bothered” by the trailing can- And there have been many. And without the dorm: Families or individuals who want to didate’s use of the race card and I’m still backing her, even yet the congresswoman was not only closed the superdelegate Fossella was forced to come participate in the co-housing experiment will have to make a sig- though that comment bothered indicating a change of heart. gap, but actually passed Clinton, $40 Field Service last week. clean about his secret life after nificant financial investment. Marshall estimates that it will cost me.” That doesn’t mean some of who now has 266 confirmed su- mounting questions about his Computer Maintenance & Repair Even as Clinton’s chances of $15–$20 million for the building, or around $600,000 per unit. A spokesman for Clarke, her constituents aren’t demand- perdelegates to Obama’s 283. drunk-driving arrest in a Wash- The co-housing model emerged in Denmark in the 1970s. FREE Phone Consultation winning the Democratic nomi- whose district was won by ing that she change her vote. Back in March, Clinton led ington, DC suburb. When he Phone 646-326-2676 nation grow thinner, Reps. Ed In the United States, it’s rooted in the blue state bastions like Obama with 59 percent of the “What are you waiting for?” Obama 247–199. was pulled over at 12:15 am on L26 Towns (D–Fort Greene) and Seattle, the Bay Area and college towns. Yvette Clarke (D–Park Slope) Shelling out lots of money to live in a group setting sound- ed a bit strange to 1970s-era commune residents. NY GEEK GIRLS, INC said they remain committed to COMPUTER SERVICES New York’s junior senator. “One advantage [of our commune] was that we had three PC & Mac · Residential or Business · “The process is not over,” families sharing one mortgage,” said Alice Radosh, who lived Tish, Tish: Fined for financial faux pas in a Sixth Street brownstone for much of the 1970s. On-site or Pick-up/Drop-off said Towns, whose district gave Reasonable Rates · References By Mike McLaughlin That $5,000 payment went to vices came under scrutiny in information. Elaine Archer, one of Radosh’s housemates, continues to Obama 57 percent of the vote in 347-351-3031 · [email protected] The Brooklyn Paper Visibility Consulting Services — James attributed the penal- be a proponent of non-traditional housing arrangements. the Feb. 5 primary. “[On Tues- 2005, because of his friendship www.NYGeekGirls.com day], she won West Virginia by a Councilwoman Letitia James whose founder, Moses “Musa” with corrupt former Brooklyn ties to a “misinterpretation of “We didn’t focus so much on nuclear families … so I’m L26 2–1 score. If she does that from Moore, was James’s campaign Democratic Party boss Nor- the rules.” glad to see co-housing, because that looks like a different ap- has been fined by the city for proach.” here on in, she can still win.” overpaying a campaign work- manager in October, 2005. man, who is serving a three- “They fined us and we paid a Entertainment That said, Towns said he was The Campaign Finance Board to nine-year sentence for ex- fine. That’s it,” James told The As a veteran of both worlds, Radosh reflected on the ben- er with taxpayer money dur- efits of each. “bothered” by Clinton’s recent ing her 2005 re-election cam- pounces on such double-dipping torting payoffs from judicial Brooklyn Paper. 1HBNSGD"KNVM suggestion that Obama could not as possible misappropriation of candidates. In several cases, Good government groups “With co-housing, you still pretty much run your own house Magician & Comical Nerd paign — and for trying to hide the city’s generous public cam- Norman-endorsed candidates say that publicly financed can- — that’s the advantage,” she said. At the commune, “there be elected because he did not details of a payoff to a polit- Birthday parties and special have white support. paign funds it oversees. for judgeships hired Moore for didates have to accept a high lev- wasn’t the same amount of privacy, but there were a lot more occasions — Adults & Kids. Comedy, After her narrow victory in the ical consultant linked to dis- Candidates who accept pub- campaign work, though Moore el of scrutiny in exchange for the services collectively.” Magic, Balloon Sculpting, Puppets, graced party boss Clarence lic funds are restricted in how was never charged with any im- taxpayer money for their cam- Games, M.C., Comic Roastings. May 6 Indiana primary, Clinton “University Professor of Speech & Communications” outraged many Obama support- Norman. they can pay staff. The goal is propriety. paigns. The Campaign Finance Board 718-434-9697 ers — and helped create a mini- to prevent candidates from lav- In addition to the suspect pay- “When there are public dollars 917-318-9092 parade of superdelegates to the also demanded that James (D– ishing taxpayer-financed bonus- ment to Moore, the Campaign involved, the [Campaign Finance L44 Illinois senator’s team — when Fort Greene) refund to city tax- es on their team. Finance Board fined James $500 Board] has an obligation to see she said that “Sen. Obama’s sup- payers a $5,000 payment she In this case, James’s cam- for paying a campaign fundrais- that public dollars are used as REAL… Host A Student port among working, hard-work- made to her paid campaign man- paign lacked sufficient docu- er more than she was contracted agreed upon, and if not, there’s Continued from page 1 ing Americans, white Ameri- ager for “field operations” con- ments to back up five grand it for. The board tacked on anoth- a problem,” said Dick Dadey, Phone messages left with the Bell Tel sales office were not EARN $200 A WEEK cans, is weakening again. … ducted by his outside consult- paid to Moore’s company. er $200 fine for James’s failure executive director of Citizens returned. HOSTING INT'L STUDENTS Whites in both states who had ing firm. Moore’s consulting ser- to respond to a request for more Union. The show’s 21st season will air in early 2009 and Johnston If you have an empty bedroom, near said he picked Brooklyn for its “cachet” and “vibrancy.” subway, good neighborhood. “We try to time our visits to when the city itself is a place Email: [email protected] that people are talking a lot about, and it seems like every- body is talking about Brooklyn right now,” he said. or call Josh (646) 674-1621 “Lately, Brooklyn has appeared to me as this vibrant, di- verse place,” added Johnston. “It’s just got a cache right now. The art of the bus stop seat It’s exciting.” The music television network’s announcement on Tuesday L20 By Ben Muessig And even the art experts — in that it was coming to Brooklyn set off rampant speculation — The Brooklyn Paper this case, mass transit advocates even within the MTV newsroom itself, where reporters pre- Makeup Artist dicted a Williamsburg shoot. The newest street art instal- — are issuing rave reviews. “It’s a way to really enliv- “We’re not part of the exalted team that actually decides high- - LOOK FLAWLESS - lation in Park Slope might not power things like ‘programming,’ but we’d place a $200-mil- knock you off your feet — but en the walking climate by giv- Expert make-up Artist w/Over 15 years ing greater amenities to pedes- lion bet that this show’s specifically hitting the hipster haven Experience with Brides · Bridal Parties · if it does, at least you’ll have that is Williamsburg,” its authors wrote. trians,” said Wiley Norvell, a Sweet 16's · Proms or Any Special Occasion a place to sit. Brooklyn’s biggest cheerleader, Borough President Marko- spokesman for Transportation 10% OFF Bridal Party of 4 or More! Artists Paola Mojica and Dan witz, raved about the announcement, no matter where the crew Clapp, working under the moni- Alternatives. ends up. Call Cerene (718) 309-0079 Some people like the art- [email protected] ker SIT Projects, turned a bench- “What took them so long?” he asked. “Let’s face it, what L25 less bus shelter on Union Street work too much; when Moji- could be more real than Brooklyn? They finally made the big ca and Clapp create a similar between Fifth and Sixth Ave- time!” Merchandise Wanted nues into a more restful place piece in DUMBO, the seats were Then again, others worried that MTV, whose heyday was in last week by dragging four chairs quickly stolen. the 1980s, was actually signalling that Brooklyn had jumped Of course, everyone’s a critic. Bob & Judi’s Coolectibles into the glassy enclave. the shark. LOOKING TO BUY “We really wanted to provide An artist who did a similar pub- “We’re the new Manhattan,” Southpaw’s Matthew Roff said, Antiques and Vintage Furniture, a public service,” said Mojica, lic-seating project in Williams- though not without some irony. Bric a Brac, Costume & Fine burg praised Mojica and Clapp Jewelry. Cool Funky Retro though added that there’s a polit- MTV launched the first modern reality television genre in ONE ITEM TO ENTIRE ESTATES ical element to her artwork. She for “addressing the issue of pub- 1992 by filming seven twentysomethings in Manhattan, and 718-638-5770 hopes the piece will convince lic seating,” but artist Caroline allowing viewers to watch as their personal and professional 217 - 5th Ave (Union/Pres. Sts.) the city to provide more seat- Woolard said the chairs should lives unfolded on screen. L31-30 ing at train and bus stations. be “attached to the ground so they Earlier this year, producers changed the format of the show Mariel Cohn Mariel Indeed, Mojica and Clapp’s couldn’t be removed so easily.” to follows its habitants’ personal lives instead of working to- Summer Rental mismatching chairs — an aes- And the unwashed masses gether on one project. 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ince meeting reporters on May 2 sional toehold in New York City. GOP officials have said that if Fossella — one day after police in Virginia Yet Fossella has gone into hiding — and runs, they won’t put up a challenger to 4 arrested him for driving with more indeed is giving some indication that he force him into a primary — thus depriv- than twice the legal limit of alcohol in actually intends to run for re-election. ing that party’s voters of a chance to se- his bloodstream — Rep. Vito Fossella If the congressman wants to run for re- lect a stronger candidate. has been in hiding. election, that is certainly his right. Some Last week, this newspaper called on He has much from which to hide. people might relish the spectacle of a cam- Fossella to resign at once because his Not only could the drunk-driving charge paign featuring a self-professed “law and office has been consumed by the scan- put him in jail for five days, but his sub- order,” “family values,” “fiscal conser- dal and is not serving its constituents. A sequent admission of adultery led to an vative” candidate who was arrested for Fossella resignation before July 1 would investigation of whether Fossella took ad- driving drunk and then had to admit that empower Gov. Paterson to call a special vantage of a taxpayer-financed “fact-find- he sired a child with his mistress whom election to choose a representative to serve ing” mission to France to kindle the ro- he romanced on a taxpayer-financed jun- out Fossella’s term. mance. ket. That’s certainly better than the alter- It’s no wonder that more and more peo- But we prefer a campaign on the is- native: Fossella clinging to power, avoid- ple are clamoring for the Bay Ridge–Stat- sues. ing any discussion of his legal and mor- en Island representative Fossella to resign. If Fossella runs for re-election, the cam- al failings and his long support for the Even members of his own Republican paign is likely to revolve around his fail- disastrous Iraq War and other question- party are saying he needs to make a de- ure as a husband and his drunk-driving able White House policies. cision soon, if only to allow the GOP to arrest — hardly the much-needed debate Everyone, Democrats and Republicans, pick a candidate who might be able to about the important issues facing our na- would be better served if he’d just get out

hold onto the only Republican congres- tion. of the way. Daniel Paterna

LETTERS 5IJTHVZGBVMUT#SVDF3BUOFSBOE"¤:BSETGPFT To the editor, hoodwinked, even with the same damn lie as smoothly as a saber in a rookie sword tered jeans. But not for all occasions. I am black, born and bred in Brooklyn. I over and over. swallower’s throat.” Does Mr. McLaughlin Harry Steinberg, Park Slope despise Bruce Ratner not only for the assaults Yet, given all this background, I have 8BUDIZPVSMBOHVBHF need a tutorial on the difference between a #BOLKPCT To the editor, Editor’s note: Our dictionary defines “lode” To the editor, he has made on the borough with Metrotech not been involved in the fight to stop Rat- “sword” (a weapon with a long blade) and a as “a source of something,” in this case, mac- I enjoy reading The Brooklyn Paper every Isn’t it ironic that banks are tak- and the Atlantic Center and Terminal malls, ner at Atlantic Yards. Why? Because the aroons. And we encouraged florid language in week because, without it, I would not know “saber” (a subset of sword meaning a weapon but for his lies to people of color that accom- fight against Ratner has not jumped the in- the piece about Coney Island because, after all, ing over Seventh Avenue (“Stomach how many virgins Bruce Ratner defiled that with a curved blade which would probably panied each over-reaching project. ner-city cultural divide. Develop Don’t De- be difficult to insert into the esophagus)? it was about one of New York’s most-colorful pains for 7th Ave eateries,” March 1)? Metrotech was heralded by Ratner and week, which is an important issue to me. neighborhoods. Besides, none of our stories are Will people be just going there to de- stroy has failed to persuade their minority That said, I want to share some ideas with And what’s that sentence doing in an his partners in elected office as the “eco- neighbors that Ratner is fooling them again, otherwise workaday story about redevel- “workaday” precisely because of this newspa- posit the money they would have other- nomic engine” that would “capture” cor- my less-than-completely literate colleagues: per’s colorful prose. wise injected into Park Slope’s local econ- this time through surrogates. On page 16 of the April 26 issue, a story about opment plans for Coney Island? porations fleeing Manhattan for New Jer- It is a pity that those fighting Atlantic Things got worse: “Thor ate up plots of omy? sey, and put all the able-bodied unemployed the Macaroon King of Brooklyn (“This cook- The very landlords who swarmed to new Yards didn’t keep trying to find common ie doesn’t crumble”) contained the follow- land between West Eighth and West 15th men in the Farragut, Whitman and Inger- ground with us people of color. Not every- streets … like they were Nathan’s hot dogs.” "OFXCBSCSBXM mortgages on equities they though they had soll houses to work. ing sentence: “...one could still smell the co- To the editor, eventually will default and hand their as- one for Atlantic Yards is a bought-off loud- conut oils and see the empty cans, waiting Does that mean he put mustard and sauer- Metrotech did neither, of course. mouth. Leon de Augusto, Bushwick kraut all over the real estate? Or that he swal- In your editorial, “A fight worth having,” sets back over to guess who. The corporations induced to move to for their lode.” Is it possible that the writer (May 3), you say, “Most of us want lively And “who” will in turn sell them at a • • • meant “waiting for their loads”? Perhaps. lowed them (saber-like?) within a bun (and Metrotech in the beginning had to be in- commercial strips in our neighborhoods, loss to wiser business owners unwilling to To the editor, There were probably many other similar was it a top-sliced or side-sliced bun)? duced again to stay after the first 10 years, hedge their bets on rental fees any longer! I thought my letter of April 26 was mod- examples — there are easily a dozen per issue I guess my gripe can be summed up by say- but we also want a reasonable amount of and even then so much office space was un- ing that people no longer seem to care about peace and quiet.” Alexandre Barbier, Park Slope filled that the city and state came to Ratner’s est, but it elicited such a lengthy response — but The Paper managed to find a couple writing crisp, clear sentences that express a In Carroll Gardens, we have the perfect rescue and rented the vast empty spaces. from Daniel Goldstein (“Yards foes: Let’s set even more offensive ways to use the English the records straight,” Letters, May 10). language. Here’s one from an article about direct idea. This may be a side effect of the balance: Smith and Court streets for com- As far as the hundreds and thousands of mercial strips, all the surrounding ones for construction jobs promised to the men of Of course, Develop Don’t Destroy Brook- Coney Island (“City to Thor: Take Coney e-generation where people just dash off quick 4FOEBMFUUFS residential. the projects, neither I, nor anyone I know, lyn would want to list diverse organizations plan or leave it”): “The Bloomberg Admin- text messages without much thought. Quick By e-mail: [email protected] ever got one. More than half the men of Far- and ethnicities under its aegis. My point is: istration’s original proposal … went down text messages are fine and so are paint-spat- Yet in an earlier column (“I’ll drink to By mail: Letters, The Brook lyn Paper, ragut, Whitman and Ingersoll were unem- where are the many different faces and voic- that,” Downtown and North Brooklyn edi- 55 Washington St., Brooklyn, NY ployed before, during and after Metrotech. es of Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn,? tions, April 19), Mike McLaughlin wrote that 11201. [At Atlantic Yards,] the Community Ben- Goldstein, exclusively, speaks for Devel- CORRECTION a bar on quiet Hoyt Street was a great idea. ÊiÌÌiÀÃʓÕÃÌÊLiÊÈ}˜i` and include efits Agreement hands the job of lying to op Don’t Destroy, their 26 allied groups and Please at least be consistent, if you can- the writer’s home address and phone created groups of color. Yes, we all know 4,000 supporters. And the people in the pic- The column, “Facing smoke on the water” (Downtown and North Brooklyn Edition not be balanced. number (only the writer’s name and neigh- tures — take the Brooklyn Museum protest, bor hood are published with ). Ratner has bought his African-American sup- and online, April 26) inaccurately reported the organizers of the Ninth Annual Gow- Mary Hedge, Carroll Gardens iÌÌiÀÃʓ>ÞÊLiÊi`ˆÌÊi`Ê>˜`Ê܈Ê˜œÌÊLiÊ port. Money does talk, and there are peo- for example — look like him, not me. anus Canal Earth Day Flotilla. The event was solely organized by the Urban Divers Es- The writer is a member of the Hoyt Street ÀiÌÕÀ˜Êi`°Ê/ iÊi>ÀˆiÀʈ˜ÊÌ iÊÜiiŽÊޜÕÊ ple who don’t catch on when they’re being Thomasina Millet, Crown Heights tuary Conservancy. The Brooklyn Paper regrets the error. Alliance. Ãi˜`ÊޜÕÀʏiÌÌiÀ]ÊÌ iÊLiÌÌiÀ°

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