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BrooklynPaper.com U (718) 260–2500 U Brooklyn, NY U ©2009 DOWNTOWN, PARK SLOPE & BAY RIDGE EDITIONS AWP/16 pages U Vol. 32, No. 27ÊU Friday, July 10, 2009 U FREE FREE-FALLING Borough housing prices plummet
By Mike McLaughlin April to June, compared to 1,145 during the The findings continue a trend begun last The Brooklyn Paper same period last year. year when the volume of sales plunged from D’Arrigo Noelle After bucking a national trend for more than The good news — if there is such a thing Newtown Creek to the Narrows. Yet prices a year, home prices in Brooklyn are finally in amid the gloom and doom — is that there still continued to rise in the Brownstone Belt free fall, a new study revealed on Monday. were eight percent more sales in this quar- through the end of 2008, until taking a wal- The average sale price dropped 18 per- ter than during the first quarter of 2009. loping hit last quarter, according to analy- cent, to $548,560, during the second quar- “Prices continued to decline, which is no sis by a different firm.
ter of 2009, compared to the same period surprise, but there was a slight pickup in the The study looked at sales data from 15 The Brooklyn Paper file / last year, according to the study from HMS sales activity from the first quarter to sec- neighborhoods for one-, two-, three-, and Whole Foods has abandoned its plan to open a store on this site near the Gowanus Canal. Associates, an appraisal firm. ond quarter of this year,” said Sam Heskel, four-family homes, condos, and co-ops. More concerning was the drop in total the executive vice president of HMS Associ- It found that the biggest drop was in the amal- number of sales — typically a barometer of ates. “Because sellers have been more realis- gamated neighborhood of DUMBO, Boerum whether a prevailing price trend will con- tic and prices have come down, we are seeing Hill and Downtown Brooklyn, where the av- tinue. Last quarter, the volume of sales plum- more activity as buyers feel more comfort- erage price crashed 22 percent to $754,000. meted 52 percent, with only 545 sales from able making offers.” See FALL on page 6 £8IPMF¤MPU $BGnTVFTPWFS LJMMFSXBUFSGBMMT PGOPUIJOH By Mike McLaughlin one.” He declined to elaborate. for The Brooklyn Paper Earlier in the week, he was more talk- The posh River Café has dished up a ative. He told the New York Post, the Man- After 5-year tease, natural foods $3-million complaint against everyone as- hattan tabloid that first reported the litiga- tion, that the spray from the Waterfalls “left sociated with last summer’s tree-killing Wa- Jessica Firger megastore abandons Gowanus site terfalls art installation, charging that salty the place destroyed.” mist from the falls damaged the eatery’s “They did nothing. They knew it was hap- By Mike McLaughlin woman Mara Engel Weleck, who lot, which some critics pointed manicured grounds and facilities. pening, but the waterfall kept on going,” The Brooklyn Paper suggested that the land would be out was bigger than many sub- The complaint, filed in Brooklyn Su- O’Keeffe told the Post. urban stores. preme Court on June 29, blames everyone The the Public Art Fund denied that Elias- Whole Foods has shelved its sold. from the city Parks and Recreation Depart- son’s art spigot caused substantial briny plans to open its first Brooklyn Whole Foods would have be- “We welcome the idea of
ment to the artist Olafur Eliasson for kill- harm. The Brooklyn Paper file/ branch on Third Avenue near the come part of a growing gourmet Whole Foods … but from the ing trees and warping the windows, lighting “Trees and other vegetation impacted by The waterfalls turned the River Café’s Gowanus Canal, The Brooklyn movement in Brooklyn, joining beginning, we felt their plan was and painting, among other alleged misfor- the waterfalls have almost without exception famously verdant landscape brown. Paper has learned. such big-time grocers as Fair- highly inappropriate because it tunes, due to the design and location of the shown excellent new growth this spring. The The grocery chain, known way and Trader Joe’s to hawk ex- called for a huge parking lot,” Eric few trees that may need to be specifically for its high-end food and prices pensive edibles to the borough’s McClure of Park Slope Neigh- man-made cascade beneath the Brooklyn levels of salt 10 times higher than normal Bridge. addressed are being addressed,” said Gabby to match, said on Wednesday well-heeled consumers. bors said after learning about the in samples taken from the River Café. The The suit says that the River Café, owned Fisher, a spokeswoman for the group. that it does still hope to come But its proposed site between store’s demise. by Michael “Buzzy” O’Keeffe, “continues The lawsuit culminates almost a year of report also showed elevated levels on the to Brooklyn, but it won’t be at tony Park Slope and Carroll Gar- Still, legions of fans will be to suffer damage and business loss as a re- denunciations by O’Keeffe and others in fabled Promenade, though far lower than its polluted parcel at the corner dens was contentious from the disappointed by the prolonged sult of the defendant’s negligence.” Brooklyn Heights about damage inflicted at the refined restaurant. of Third Street. start, not only because of the wait for their favorite corporate Despite the court paperwork seeking $2.983 on flora from the nearby cataract. That high-sodium diet allegedly con- “Whole Foods does not have toxicity of the canal-zone loca- heath food shop to finally open million in damages, O’Keeffe told The Brook- Last October, the Brooklyn Heights As- tributed to the silent spring in the Weep- immediate plans to open in tion, but also because of the in- in Kings County. lyn Paper that “the River Café is not suing any- sociation revealed a soil study that showed See SUIT on page 6 Brooklyn,” said company spokes- clusion of a 420-space parking See SITE on page 6 Mess mystery solved! Prospect Park had nowhere to put the July 4th garbage
By Gersh Kuntzman Restaurant”–style explanation. of the weekend. A Brooklyn Paper reporter saw The Brooklyn Paper “The Parks Department had a As you might imagine, this did an officer in a Cushman scooter Offering an explanation that sufficient number of cleaning crews not go unnoticed. The disgusting not writing summonses near the sounds like it came from an old working all weekend,” he said. “But condition of the park was Topic 1 Ninth Street entrance to the park Arlo Guthrie song, the Prospect on Saturday [July 4], the Brooklyn in the Slope for most of the holi- on Sunday, despite dozens of ille- Park Alliance says the fabled dump was supposed to be open, day. gal barbecues set up in non-bar- greensward was so filthy over and it wasn’t, so the drivers had “The garbage left [near] Ninth becue areas. the long holiday weekend be- to go to the dump in Queens.” Street and Parkside Avenue is be- The park was back to its nor- cause there was no place to put And that dump had limited hours, yond disgusting,” reader Josie mal self by midday Monday. Julie Rosenberg the garbage! too, Patron said, leaving workers Marino told The Brooklyn Pa- Patron said that the city’s nor- Hours after The Brooklyn Paper unable to swiftly get rid of all the per. “There is no excuse for folks mal big Sunday cleanup could not reported on the disgusting condi- garbage. Plus, its distance from using the park as their backyard … be accomplished until Monday tion that followed the hordes of bar- Prospect Park meant more time but the real stupidity is that there because park users were already becuers and freedom-celebrating for garbage truck drivers on the are not enough garbage cans in picnicking — and creating more
The Brooklyn Paper / park-goers on July 4 and 5, Pros- road, rather than in the park. these popular areas.” garbage — as workers fanned out Prospect Park was a victim of its own popularity during the July 4 weekend, as hundreds pect Park Alliance spokesman Eu- A backlog ensued, leaving the Marino suggested that po- on Sunday morning. of illegal barbecuers set up camp. The mess lingered. gene Patron offered this “Alice’s park in a horrific state for much lice should write more tickets. See MESS on page 6
“This is reality. This is not a hy- pothetical. This is my community,” Oedipus Recchia Recchia yelled at Seth Pinsky, presi- dent of the city’s Economic Develop- ment Corporation at last Wednesday’s (SFBU"NFSJDBOIFSP Councilman leads charge against hearing. “Yes or no?” Recchia insisted. Joey Chestnut Bloomberg on behalf of pal Sitt Pinsky deflected the question, say- ing, “We do not intend to use em- By Mike McLaughlin ney Island), who was shout- inent domain.” But later, after bests Kobayashi The Brooklyn Paper ing from the start, ag- several other councilmembers Mayor Bloomberg’s controversial gressively questioned followed the same line of at- with a new plan to redevelop Coney Island came Bloomberg’s emissar- tack, Pinsky said he could under a blistering attack from a hostile ies on the possible use not rule out using the city’s world record City Council committee last week. of eminent domain to condemnation power if a It was a theatrical spectacle as mem- acquire land for the deal could not be negoti- By Gersh Kuntzman bers of the Land Use and Franchise proposed city-owned ated with Sitt and three The Brooklyn Paper Committee badgered Bloomberg ad- amusement park and smaller landowners whose America continued its dominance at ministration officials on the details the plan’s need for ac- property is inside the nine- that most-American of sporting events — of a plan to rezone a large area be- companying legislation in acre amusement zone. the world hot-dog-eating contest at Na- tween the Cyclone roller coaster and dysfunctional Albany. Mayor Bloomberg envisions than’s Famous on July 4 in Coney Island the Keyspan Park minor-league base- Recchia insisted that the another 18 acres of privately owned — as defending ball stadium to build a theme park, ho- city directly say if it would attractions and hotels adjacent to the two-time champ tels, and attractions, plus 4,500 apart- condemn land — specifically, the 10- theme park that would create a year- Joey “Jaws” ments. 1/2 acres owned by his friend, Joe Sitt round tourist destination. The ensu- Chestnut stunned The committee, following the lead of — to pursue its transformation of the ing economic influx would allow pri- the world by de- Councilman Domenic Recchia (D–Co- shrinking amusement area. See RECCHIA on page 6 feating former Gersh Kuntzman champ Takeru Kobayashi by a huge margin. When all the hot dogs, buns $ZDMPOFTIBWFCFTUTUBSUFWFS The Brooklyn Paper / and dog/bun de- Kobayashi was By Gersh Kuntzman are in the midst of a dominating 10–1 picked up the slack, hitting .389 — tritus was counted vanquished for The Brooklyn Paper streak. with a .542 on-base and a .778 slug- at the end of the the third time. Next year is finally this year! Naturally, no one wants to jinx it. ging percentage — and knocking in 10-minute con- test, Chestnut The Brooklyn Cyclones, whose fans “We’re just doing the small things seven runs during those games. as a team,” said starting pitcher Mark The week started with a big win — had eaten an all-time record 68 HDBs have been moaning, “Wait till next year” to Kobayashi’s 64-1/2 HDBs. every year since cheering their 2001 Cohoon, whose 4–0 record is one part though it ended with one loss: of the magic formula this year. The champion was his humble self. New York–Penn League championship Cyclones 5 “I have to credit my mom,” he said. How good were the Cyclones this Short Mike team, are off to their best start ever, a week? Consider these numbers: Valley Cats 0 See HOT on page 12 16–3 run that has put them atop the In the six wins between last Thurs- Thursday, July 2, at Keyspan Park McNamara Division, a whopping eight day and this Tuesday, Cyclone pitch- Starter Mark Cohoon was positively games ahead of their hated cross-Har- ers struck out 47 enemy batsmen while unhittable as the Cyclones won their bor rivals, the Staten Island Yankees, walking only seven. ninth game out of their last 10.
who open a three-game set against the The starter earned his third straight The Brooklyn Paper / Though the league’s leading hitter, Don’t miss our exclusive footage surging Brooks on Friday. Matt Bouchard, is out for a few more win, going eight innings, giving up Tens of thousands of fans watched world hot-dog-eating champion from the “Baseball-Cap Cam” at On top of that, the Cyclones have days with a groin pull, the league’s just three hits and striking out eight Joey Chestnut defend his title for the second time against former BrooklynPaper.com lost just once in 10 games at home and second-ranked batter, Luis Rivera, has See BEST on page 12 champ Takeru Kobayashi. Chestnut downed 68 dogs in 10 minutes. 2 AWP / iÊ ÀÞÊ*>«iÀÊUÊÜÜÜ° ÀÞ*>«iÀ°VÊUÊÇ£n®ÊÓÈäÓxää July 10, 2009 MAKING CYCLING FUN AGAIN! 8F¤SF.FTNFSJ[FE Slope poet is leading our online poll for laureate
rooklynites are a de- manding bunch — THE BROOKLYN # and they’re demand- ing a new poet laureate. BROOKLYN’S NEWEST BIKE SHOP Last month’s death of -&+$ the borough’s laureate, Ken By ByGersh Gersh Kuntzman Kuntzman Siegelman, has left the po- etry world reeling, but af- “Please let it be Sharon UÊ -\ Commuter, ter covering his death, and Mesmer,” wrote Gary Sul- Road, Mountain, offering Borough President livan of Kensington. [Bob] Ýi]Ê 8Ê>`Ê`à Markowitz a short list of can- Hershon is a fuddy duddy. didates for Verse Maker in [Matt] Rohrer is a lame main- Chief, The Brooklyn Paper stream poet. The other people UÊ*ÀviÃÃ>ÊÌÊ>`Ê received a stunning number are so forgettable and lame of e-mails — more, in fact, that I’ve already forgotten ,i«>ÀÊ-iÀÛVià than we’ve ever received on them.” a poetry-related story. That’s not to say that UÊ->ÌiL>À`à Park Slope poet Sharon Chandhok, whose work Mesmer, a randy dame who’s bridges the cultural gap be- UÊ}}}Ê-ÌÀiÀà not afraid to write poems tween her family’s native In- with titles like “Annoying dia and her own native Brook- Diabetic Bitch” and “Holy lyn, hasn’t evoked similar Mother of Monkey Poo,” is passions in her fans. UÊ " Ê/-Ê\ leading with 44 percent of “Her poems are enchanting Snowboards & Skis! the ballots. In second place is and rich topographies of two fellow Sloper, Lynn Chand- places: Brooklyn and Kash- hok, with 36 percent. mir,” wrote Nick Soodik. “Wait — does this mean “Her work takes pleasure in {ÈnÊ iÀ}iÊ-ÌÀiiÌ]ÊvvÊ>ÌLÕà ÊÛi°ÊUÊÎ{Ç®Êx£Î{ä I have to write a sonnet to the intimacies of these two Marty Markowitz?” quipped places and the rich sounds Tom Callan Tom ÜÜÜ°,`i ÀÞ 9°V Mesmer, author of three col- of what they offer. She gets lections. “Oh well, a poet’s my vote.” gotta do what a poet’s gotta Hershon, the publisher do. Problem is, the only thing of the small, but influen- that rhymes with Markowitz tial, Hanging Loose Press,
is ‘have a schvitz.’” (Why is The Brooklyn Paper / a publishing house and that a problem?) FRAMING DEVICE: Is this your new poet laureate? twice-yearly literary maga- Mesmer’s sense of humor Our readers want Park Slope poet Sharon Mesmer zine, was a distant third with was often cited by her sup- to win the job. eight percent of the ballots. porters as evidence that she Then again, he did get a very belongs at the zenith of the important vote — from Ka- borough’s long-clawed po- Sharon Mesmer is the one She’ll make Brooklyn the miko Hahn, whom many be- etry community. She’s the one who’s all center of the world! lieve is already part of Bor- Indeed, Maria Damon the fun! Others took the opportu- ough President Markowitz’s wrote us with her own poem Sharon Mesmer, she’s nity to slam the other poets rhyme scheme. about Mesmer: your girl on our short list. “It would be an honor to be poet laureate,” Hahn told The Brooklyn Paper. “Hav- ing said that, I would vote for Bob Hershon!” Bushwick bard Frank Hoier, who does our bi- weekly “Rhythm and News” feature, was next with six per- cent, Park Slope writer Rohrer had four percent and They Might Be Giants had only two percent. Free Fresh Value Meal $2.00 Value The only person on our with this ad/coupn short list who did not receive any votes was Leon Freilich, 209 Bedford Avenue a prolific mirth-maker whose (North 5th Street) work has filled not only our Brooklyn, NY 11211 pages, but Web sites all over 718. 384. 6610 town. But Freilich is still mak- ing a pitch, sending us his latest classic, “Eight Million Couches,” which he wrote af- ter reading that New York- ers were considered only the third-most neurotic people in the nation: Third? That’s all? And which are the other two? Studies demeaning our city can’t be true. Washington, D.C.? San Francisco? Comparing a kiddie skat- ing rink to a disco. Boston? Los Angeles? Second city Chicago? Everlastingly, impossibly no! New York City’s six mil- lion neurotics Thrive, along with another two million psychotics. Point to any syndrome or loony complex, New Yorkers have it, ev- ery dad-and-momplex. Any way you look at the shrinker game, Neurosis surely is our middle name. Live here? The self-dis- repecting are hot to; He or she or they’d be crazy not to. For his part, Markowitz has said he isn’t ready to make a decision. “We’ll convene a borough- wide poetry group, a panel,” JLDD