ISSUE 1636 FRIDAY 27th MAY 2016

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Imperial Imperial has £2.3 million invested gets 20% of its research in tobacco firms via endowment money from the EU Grace Rahman Editor-in-Chief

mperial receives just over 20% of its research funding from the EU, according to a report by a research software firm. Over the last ten years, the EU has Igiven Imperial grants in the region of £342 million. The research hints towards the idea that if the public vote for Brexit in June’s referendum, this funding would be lost, leaving an annual £1 billion gap in British research. It reports that 22 other London institutions also benefit from EU grants, with King’s getting 30% of its funding from the EU, and Greenwich 25%. Digital Science’s report also showed that the UK is the second- biggest beneficiary of EU funding for science, getting a quarter of its funding from the union, amounting to £967 million in funding last year • Investments are indirect but clash with college’s cancer research alone. This is about 16% of the EU’s total research grant budget. efforts In the last decade, British research facilities have received just over • Made indirectly via three equity funds £8 billion from the EU, coming in second to Germany. Since 2009, the UK has got back around 7% his week FELIX revealed show that although Imperial was and the fact that eighteen different Imperial is investing just over of its EU subs from such funding. that the college has not investing directly in any tobacco Imperial departments form part of £18 million across three investment The EU pays for 41% of the UK’s significant investments firms, three funds it was paying Imperial’s cancer network, aiming funds that have holdings in the publicly funded cancer research and in several tobacco firms, significant amounts of money into to research and cure the disease. tobacco industry, and those are just 62% of its nanotechnology funding, as part of its endowment portfolio. did have tobacco firms in their top The firms we’re indirectlythe ones who were open with where both of which have significant bases TOverall, Imperial has invested just ten holdings. investing in include Imperial their money goes. FELIX looked at Imperial. under £2.4 million across several This is somewhat surprising Brands, who make Camel cigarettes, at the percentage these funds were Unlike Germany, however, we tobacco firms, via several equity and considering Imperial’s long term British American, who produce investing in tobacco to work out only spend 1.63% of our gross hedge funds. partnership with Cancer Research Lucky Strikes, and Philip Morris, how much of our cash has gone to domestic product on research, Our findings, made via a UK, the college’s substantial research who manufacture the world’s most the controversial corporations. whereas Germany... Freedom of Information request, department dedicated to lung cancer smoked cigarette – Malboros. continued on page 6 continued on page 5 th PAGE 2 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk

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Contents A word from the Editor News 3 Editor-in-Chief Grace Rahman

Features 7 News Editor Matt Johnston Comment 8 he Imperial endowment into cancer treatment, investing isn’t much of a secret, nearly £2.4 million in an industry Comment Editors Science 12 and even to a Corbyn that thrives on the fact that their Tessa Davey and Vivien Hadlow sympathiser like me, product is addictive, with the added Science Editors Music 17 investing it seems like a sensible benefit of killing its customers Jane Courtnell and Lef Apostolakis thing to do with a huge pot of slowly, seems truly perverse. T Arts Editors Games 18 cash – I mean, even I have an ISA, Ooh, FELIX supports a nanny although I don’t know what that state! No, friends. I tried a menthol Indira Mallik, Jingjie Cheng and Max Falkenberg Film 21 means or does. When we spent once, you know (it was fucking hours going through Imperial’s grim). People like cigarettes and the Music and Games Editor Arts 22 endowment funds this week, we tobacco industry sells them, so it’s a Cale Tilford expected to see a standard number safe place to invest. But just because Film Editor TV 25 of shady companies. Imperial has we can, does it mean we should? Fred Fyles links to arms, oil and nuclear firms Ethical investing is easily done these Puzzles 28 – we all know this. We have courses days. If FELIX was able to find how Puzzles Editors sponsored by Shell, lecture theatres much each investment fund had bet Hamish Beck and Roxana Radu Hangman 31 brought to you by Rolls Royce, and on the tobacco industry, presumably Food Editor more BAE-bound graduates than, it would be quite easy for the AXA have divested from tobacco Sanjay Bhattacharya Food 32 well, than you’d hope. endowment board at Imperial products. It can be done. We should Bombs, arguably, are quite bad. In (which is dedicated to deciding the expect better of our institution, Clubs & Societies Editor Abi de Bruin the 'right' hands, they’re excusable, destination of these funds) to do the which prides itself on teaching FELIX, Beit Quad, or at least a deterrent, and since we same. £2.4 million is only a small students logic, science and evidence- TV Editor Prince Consort Road, pump so many students into the fraction of our entire fund, but what based thinking, to stop funding the Saad Ahmed London SW7 2BB arms industry, it’s unsurprising that if it's made up of your fees? tobacco industry with one arm and Tel: 020 7594 8072 Technical Babe we pump a little cash into it too. But Pension funds, universities and attempting to cure lung cancer with Luke Granger-Brown Printed by Iliffee Print Cambridge, considering our substantial research most recently the health insurer the other. Winship Road, Cambridge Copy Editors Registered Newspaper Mattin Mir-Tahmasebi and Ahmed ISSN 1040-0711 Ibrahim Copyright © FELIX 2016

A letter complaining about the UK student loans company has gone viral

graduate who was they were still at school. at 0.9%. Once you earn enough to shocked to find his He compared the astronomical start repayments, the interest rate student loan had interest rates, which have been can rise up to 3.9% if you’re earning accumulated £1800 retroactively increased since the £41,000 or more. worth of interest just a year after 2012 cohort signed their contracts Students who started university leavingA university has written a with the Student Loans Company, before 2012, have their interest rates letter to his MP, which has now to those of personal loans and set at 0.9% “until further notice” gone viral. mortgages. Currently, the 3.9% according to the Student Loans Simon Crowther, who graduated interest he and thousands of others Company. last year from Nottingham with a are paying is far higher than the Last November, the government degree in civil engineering, opened rates on standard personal loans or announced that it would be freezing a letter from the Student Loans mortgages. the repayment threshold of £21,000 Company last weekend and was In the letter, Crowther said that a year rather than increasing that amazed to find that his £40,000 he felt “cheated” and complained figure with inflation, meaning low debt from fees and maintenance that he and others students in his and middle earners will pay back loans during his three year degree year had “trusted the government more. Martin Lewis, the founder had accrued £180 worth of interest that the interest rate would remain of moneysavingexpert.com, who per month. low – at around 0%-0.5%”. was on the government’s board for Crowther, who has started a social However, even during his degree, student finance in 2011, announced media business since graduating, the interest was 3% plus inflation. at the end of last year that he was said in the letter that him and his Students don’t have to start paying independently hiring a team of friends had not known what they back their loans until they start lawyers to investigate these changes. were signing up for when they had earning over £21,000, but during agreed to the loan repayments while this time interest is being added GRACE RAHMAN Fair. Photo Credit: FELIX felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27th MAY 2016 PAGE 3

NEWS [email protected] Imperial places 7th in the Guardian’s league table We’re up a place, but behind Loughborough and Durham

Grace Rahman Editor-in-Chief much money is spent per student, employment prospects, student staff ratio, entry demands and mperial has placed seventh in student satisfaction, with several the Guardian’s league table of of these factors extrapolated from British universities, coming the National Student Survey. The behind Durham, Surrey and combination of these gave Imperial Loughborough. a score of 84.4 out of 100. IImperial usually takes third place Durham beat us by only half a in league tables of UK universities point to come in at sixth, and Surrey but in this league table, St Andrews and Loughborough (joint fourth) comes straight in after Cambridge both had scores of 85. and Oxford. The Guardian’s data for Imperial The Guardian’s league table student satisfaction with both doesn’t factor research scores into teaching and the course was its rankings because, according to relatively high, but our score for them, “they are not important to satisfaction with feedback was very students”. low, at only 66.7 out of 100. We’re up on last year, when we There was also a course-level took eighth place. Loughborough, ranking of universities. In physics famous for sport, has swooped in and medicine we came eighth, from eleventh to fourth place, joint computing fourth, maths second, with Surrey. and mechanical engineering first. TheGuardian gives each university For Chemistry, the Guardian put as a score out of 100, considering how way down in nineteenth place. Screw you, Durham. Photo Credit: The Guardian

Jeremy Corbyn hosts economy event in Sherfield Corbyn, McCluskey and McDonnell were all at Imperial

ast Saturday, members of created and shared. we’ve discussed the state of the the Labour party gathered John McDonnell, the shadow economy. And the sad truth is… the in the Sherfield great hall chancellor, promised that Labour economy is in a bad state.” to discuss the future of the would build 100,000 new council He also said he would want a British economy. houses a year if his party got into future Labour government to “be LThe great hall, where exams have power. judged on an index of equality and been happening all week, was There was a general consensus inequality”. transformed into a Labour love-in, that Labour needed a better while party activists, journalists and reputation in economics if it wanted MPs wondered around the Sherfield to get into power again. McDonnell The great building discussing economic policy. said the party had to prove “it was The event was a private one, with a responsible custodian of public hall was Imperial renting out the space to money.” the party for a fee. Many of the party’s big names The focus of the day was firmly were not present, however. Veterans transformed on the economy; speakers discussed like Gordon Brown, Yvette Cooper, Labour’s ‘new economics’ with a Liz Kendall, and Vince Cable were focus on wealth and its distribution. down the road in Bloomsbury into a Jeremy Corbyn told activists that at the Fabian Society’s summer wealth creation itself was not a conference, also discussing the Labour bad thing as “we all want greater party’s future. prosperity” but that there must be a In a speech at the end of the day, greater focus on how that wealth is Jeremy Corbyn concluded: “Today love-in Look familiar? Photo Credit: Twitter / @UKLabour th th PAGE 4 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 PAGE 5

NEWS [email protected] NEWS [email protected] David Nutt talks drugs, alcohol and research funding Nominations for DPFS to reopen next week He spoke as part of Imperial’s Mental Health Week The fifth sabb will return next year

Grace Rahman co-researchers the funding to do a Editor-in-Chief brain imaging study on patients on Grace Rahman a year, plus a free place in halls or MDMA. Editor-in-Chief a significant contribution if you The new psychoactive substances choose to rent a property. avid Nutt, the chair of law that comes into effect at the Nominations reopen next Tuesday Imperial’s Centre for end of this month did not escape a fter rumours of the the 31st of May and close on the 9th Neuropsychopharmacol- mention, although Professor Nutt position’s demise, the of June. Candidates are then free ogy, advocate for drug did not take a favourable stance union has re-opened to campaign, and voting last from reform, and former chair of the on the legal highs, such as spice, nominations for the role June the 13th to the 17th. Results DAdvisory Council on the Misuse of that this new law is attempting to of Deputy President (Finance and will be announced online (no glitter Drugs before he was sacked by the clamp down on. Spice is a synthetic Services). cannons this time) on Monday the A th government in 2009 for saying al- cannabis that’s now widespread Despite a huge number of students 20 . cohol was more harmful than illegal in prisons. Originally created as a running for the roles of President Other unfilled positions that drugs, spoke to students and staff medicine but deemed too toxic for and Deputy President (Welfare) nominations have been reopened last week as part of Imperial’s men- use, it’s risen in popularity in the this year, no one stood to replace for include BME, Disabilities and tal health week. prison system since it is difficult Chris Kaye as DPFS. Gender Equality Officers, as well His talk, which was the week’s to detect in both drug tests and by At one point, there was talk of as two ICSMSU positions and the keynote lecture, was entitled ‘Mental smell. However, it is by no means replacing the DPFS role with whole Graduate Students’ Union illness and illegal drugs: cause or preferable to cannabis use, as it’s far a sports sabb or some kind of committee. cure?’ and covered everything from more potent and, more importantly student development sabbatical Chris Kaye, the current DPFS, the death of Amy Winehouse to the for public health, we know much role. However, these changes would who recently had a union bar political motives behind Richard less about it. have had to have been approved cocktail named after him, said Nixon’s war on narcotics. David Nutt’s pragmatism when by union council, the governing he was “delighted” at the news, Before he was asked to step down it comes to drugs is obvious when body of the union made up solely telling FELIX “the second oldest as the government’s chief advisor he speaks. He speaks on the of students and sabbs. With union sabbatical role in the Union plays on drug policy, David Nutt said subject with all the authority and council struggling with quoracy This could be you! Photo Credit: ICU an important part to ensure the some pretty controversial things frustration that you might expect issues all year, this would have been best possible service standards for about drugs, the most famous being from someone who’s attempted to impossible to pass in such a short opportunity to ditch the role that clubs’ claims, and generally looking rather than leave it to the President our students” and has a “strong when he compared the number of David Nutt is an Imperial favourite, and legend in /r/drugs. Photo Credit: Youtube work with the government when it space of time. many have wanted to get rid of for after the union’s spending. Arguably, who has other concerns. input into direction of the Union, annual deaths linked to horseriding comes to drug policy. The evidence If no one stands for the position a while. it’s a good idea to have a student If you’re interested in running, as well as to solve problems for our (100) to those linked to ecstasy alcohol and its toxic, yet accepted, using drugs like LSD, mushrooms This is what led to David Nutt to is obvious to him, and by the end of this year, it’ll be the perfect The DPFS role includes approving keep an eye on financial matters, the position pays a sweet £19,000 members”. (30). Thereafter, his research-based danger to public health. He spoke and MDMA to treat a range of collaborate with Channel 4 to make the talk it seems obvious to you too: statements clashed more and more solemnly on Amy Winehouse’s psychiatric disorders, all the harder the Drugs Live programmes, which wanting drastic new drug policy is with the government’s political death, discussing the media’s to do. Getting research like this past as well as giving us the amazing no longer the standpoint of stoners stance before he was finally let go portrayal of her heroin addiction, ethics committees, and therefore footage of Channel 4 newsreader and lib dems – it may well be the after publishing a paper ranking in comparison to the relapse into securing funding, sound like a Jon Snow stoned in an MRI best way forward for public health drugs, both legal and illegal, in order alcohol addiction that actually nightmare. machine, also gave Nutt and his in this country. of harm. Alcohol and tobacco were killed her. Despite being sober for Imperial gets 20% of its research money from the EU above cannabis, LSD and ecstasy. six weeks, which the government At his talk last Thursday, Professor defines as being ‘cured’, it was a Nutt discussed the dangers of bottle of vodka combined with an abstinence-induced low tolerance that killed her. That amounts to £342 million He David Nutt pressed the danger of alcohol, telling the audience that it over the last decade discussed was now the leading cause of death in men in the UK today, and would soon be the same for women. the dangers However, politically, alcohol is continued from front page the greatest funding per capita from accepted and enjoyed by policy- ...dedicates 2.85%, suggesting the EU commission’s £61 billion makers and journalists, which he that we are more heavily relying on ‘Horizon 2020’ research programme. of alcohol suggested was a motive behind the this EU funding than they are. The battle for hearts and minds government’s preferential treatment Regardless of your political continue across Imperial continues and its of alcohol to other illegal drugs that leanings, it’s obvious from the this week, as ‘Students for Britain’, do less harm overall. paper that the UK has become the Brexit campaign group, started Obviously, as an advocate for pretty dependent on EU funding. to distribute their leaflets across accepted drug reform, David Nutt mourned Scientists for Britain, the Brexit campus. the seemingly non-research based campaign group, says that countries The union is hosting an EU debate danger to rhetoric behind the government’s outside the EU, like Israel, Norway on the 2nd of June in Skempton LT current drug laws. Not only do these and Iceland still receive science 164, and the referendum is on the laws unfairly penalise people of funding from the union, and that 23rd of June. You can register to vote public health colour, they make his research into Some of the finest TV this decade. Photo Credit: Renegade Productions the nordic countries actually have until the 7th of June. Brexit and chill. Photo Credit: FELIX th PAGE 6 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk

NEWS [email protected] Petition to air con in the library hits 1000 signatures We’re doing it for you guys

ELIX’s petition to get air Grace Rahman conditioning in the library Editor-in-Chief We’re has had a strong opening week, reaching 1000 signatures on its third day, showing comfort and and the right learning planning on Fhow keen students are for better environment. Imperial you are one revision conditions. of the richest universities, get a grip presenting Comments from miffed students and put in air conditioning!” on why they signed the petition Imperial successfully applied for range from the factual: “I am a planning permission for the air the petition student at Imperial and I find the conditioning units needed back in library very hot” to the less serious: 2014, however, nothing has been to college “MAKE THE LIBRARY GREAT done with these plans since then. AGAIN”, “I don't want to melt”, The library needs £13.5 million to and “It’s a shepherd’s pie in there”. complete the necessary works, but it this week Other commenters get straight to has only been allocated half of the the real talk: “Because I pay £26,000 money. for every student, every week of a year in tuition fees” and some really This issue is one many students term for the next three years. Air break it down: “You are supposedly have rallied behind, and we believe conditioning would probably last educating our next generation of that if enough of us shout loud longer though. scientists. Any educationalist will enough, all together, at the right We’re planning on presenting tell you that comfort and confidence time of year, college might hear us, the petition to senior members lead to success. Buildings are created and fork out for some air con. of college this week, so any final to reduce external influences eg The £6.75 million still needed by signatures could really help our case. cold, wind and even heat. Students the library could pay for one tall You can sign the petition at overheating does not equate to strawberries and cream frappuccino felixonline.co.uk/go/library. A selection of the petition’s comments. Photo Credit: FELIX

Imperial has invested £2.3 million in tobacco firms via its endowment fund Indirect investments clash with college’s anti-cancer research efforts

continued from front page not to directly invest in tobacco Edinburgh companies.” The £2,384,327.09 that FELIX “Some of their investments calculated Imperial is investing university are, however, in managed funds. in these firms is just a fraction of The College and its external fund the £201 million or so the college managers have no control over has invested as part of its total has divested the composition of those funds, endowment. which change on a continual basis. Other universities, such as from The College Endowment Board Edinburgh, have divested from has a responsibility to optimise tobacco firms, after it was investment return to support pointed out that the university’s tobacco Imperial’s academic mission but research efforts clashed with such continues to keep its policies under investments. firms review, which includes looking A college spokesperson told at ways to avoid even indirect FELIX: “It is College policy tobacco companies.” investment in tobacco.” to neither undertake research “Where the College delegates The full investigation can be read Imperial’s cancer division is based at Hammersmith Hospital. Photo Credit: to develop or promote tobacco investment decisions to its external on the opposite page. Wikipedia products, nor to directly invest in fund managers, they are instructed GRACE RAHMAN felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27th MAY 2016 PAGE 7

FEATURES [email protected] The Imperial endowment fund – what are we investing in? We take a closer look at where Imperial is putting its cash

Grace Rahman Editor-in-Chief Imperial is

mperial’s investment portfolio directing is a well-known part of the college’s assets. Much like £2,384,327 a savings account, a board decides where we invest year on Iyear, to make the most of our stacks of its of cash and earn us interest. This is done by most universities, and endowment whereas Oxford and Cambridge’s endowments are in the billions, ours are at a modest £201 million. into tobacco College calls the funds a “growing source of unfettered funds for the firms, academic mission” but says the assets are “not core to the academic mission”. Essentially, no, this isn’t though money that can be used to put air conditioning in the library or make indirectly the labcoats in life sciences free. But it may well be money from your fees. dubious firm we invest in is Rio Where’s the cash? Tinto. The Norwegian government Exclusive image from inside the faculty building. Photo Credit: AMC Imperial’s investments through its divested from the mining firm in endowment fund as of 31st of March 2008, blaming it for causing “severe largest investments in equity and industry. in offering health insurance – it was 2016 showed a few of the expected environmental damage” around tracker funds, that invest millions These are just the funds that funding the actions of companies culprits. an Indonesian mine. Imperial on the college’s behalf across a were open with their holdings, that cause the deaths of six million We own £1,047,744 of shares in have invested £155,560 in the multitude of mainly safe bets. which many are not. From what people a year. oil and gas giant Shell. Unethical, corporation. Imperial has £8,223,695 invested we could find, Imperial is directing Ethical funds the world over potentially, but considering whole Unsurprisingly, big pharma also in Fundsmith Equity, which counts £2,384,327 of its endowment into have been avoiding firms like modules on Imperial undergraduate make an appearance, with the Imperial Brands (who make RizLa tobacco firms, though indirectly. Philip Morris, Imperial Brands and courses are sponsored by the firm, college owning £2.7 million worth papers, Camel cigarettes and Drum Considering the university has British American Tobacco for some hardly surprising. A slightly more of shares of Johnson & Johnson, tobacco amongst others) and strong connections to Cancer time, but AXA’s pull-out is thought GSK and Eli Lilly and Company Philip Morris International (who Research UK, it’s bizarre to think to be the first major European altogether. make Malboro – the most popular that Imperial college is betting on institutional fund that has turned Ethical Also on the no-go list for the cigarette brand in the world) in its the success of the tobacco industry. away from less ethical causes. Norwegian government is any top ten most weighted holdings. Of The college has eighteen separate In 2004, Edinburgh university company that produces weapons the college’s eight million, £817,435 departments that make up its agreed to divest from tobacco, and funds the that under normal use could is invested directly in tobacco firms “cancer network”. there are options to invest ethically. “violate fundamental humanitarian via this particular fund. Although these investments aren’t world over principles”, which basically means Of the £5,839,820 Imperial has Should we divest? direct, the funds’ holdings are made nuclear weapons. The people in invested in the Capita Financial Are investments in tobacco par public, so Imperial could quite charge of the Imperial money pot do Woodford Equity income, £422,219 for the course these days? They’re a easily avoid tobacco investments. It have been not feel the same way, and instead, is in Imperial Brands, £350,389 firm favourite among UK investors: is only a drop in the ocean of our have a £847,596 stake in Lockheed in British American Tobacco and Imperial brands gave their investors huge endowment fund, though. avoiding Martin, the company that makes £204,977 in Reynolds American, a 15% average return over the last five It’s not all sad news. Imperial’s the UK’s nuclear weapons system, who make Pall Mall and Camel years. However, trends are changing. also invested over £800,000 in the Trident, as well as bog-standard cigarettes. As the government changed its pet accessory chain Pets at Home. firms like ballistic missiles and your standard We’ve invested £3,988,005 in the rules on cigarette packaging this The college’s £1,136,742 work-a-day bombs. Nice. Invesco Perpetual High Income week, AXA, the insurer, announced investment in McDonalds could tobacco for fund, 15% of which was invested that it would be selling its hefty pay for a Fillet-O-Fish a day Tobacco and Imperial in tobacco firms. This works out at €184 million of shares in various throughout the month of June for Although not directly investing in nearly six hundred grand’s worth of tobacco firms. The irony was not lost every student at Imperial. some time any tobacco firms, Imperial has its our cash funding the cancer-causing on the firm, whose major business is th th PAGE 8 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 PAGE 9

COMMENT [email protected] COMMENT [email protected] Here is my #MessageToFeminists 1061 people can't be wrong Air conditioning in central library must be a top priority for the sabbaticals 'Social justice warriors' would do well to listen to their own sermon of tolerance

n expected outbreak of globally – a discontentment with are only accountable to themselves. to “enhance student’s experience at Arnold Tan here has been a recent rise support for FELIX’s power – with the underachieving Did the union deliver significant Imperial.” Well the people demand Writer of an online stronghold campaign for air “Beit Quad Cartel” and “CV change to each and every one of air conditioning and you better of cultural libertarianism, conditioning in the patching sabbaticals”. Imperial’s us this year besides £2.60 pints, deliver, or your office is not only which has been deemed library has seriously raised questions sabbaticals are elected in the largest sports nights and a fiasco Summer undermined, but void of sense and by some to be a reactionary aboutA the role of the union in democratic university elections in Ball headliner? The union's role is purpose. movementT against the regressive left. delivering student demands. England, with a clear mandate to Classically liberal and conservative Imperial provides great facilities raise the issues that we care about figures are breaking down the to study in and world class labs, but as students, but failing to do so is a barriers between the political left falls short in the central library. failure at their jobs. and right, and are coming together From personal experience, I avoid The environment in which we to discuss a multitude of ideas studying at that place at all costs (the spend months of summer term including free speech, political horrid smell, serious lack of oxygen, trying to untangle our degrees must correctness, censorship and 'safe Philip Kurukgy and ridiculous smell of damp). be a priority. We not only deserve spaces' in the university scene, and Writer The campaign, strangely enough, air conditioning, but demand it; cultural relativity. started in the FELIX office, where our tuition fees justify it. I strongly A conservative, a feminist and a comedian walk into a bar – and talk about political correctness. Photo Credit: Youtube they actually listen to what students believe the new union president have to say. What is even more Nas should make it a priority to Are modern ‘systematically-oppressed classes’ definition. Privilege theory, as millennials who bully and actually surprising is the complete silence negotiate with college to deliver are speaking out against the preached by third wave feminism, marginalize individuals of another and astonishment of the “Beit this. Some funds and licenses are feminist neoprogressive doctrines that as practised today, is demonstrably background while operating under Sabbatical Establishment”. already in place. Nothing justifies modern feminism promulgates. This flawed. So is intersectional theory, the guise of social justice! 1050 signatures should at least the ridiculous state of a five floor is certainly not tantamount to the which divides the classes rather Real life is not a novel where warrant a response and a promise incinerator with a nauseating smell. idealogies opposition of classical liberalism: than unifying them. I concede the Draco Malfoys are so easily from the Union president to deliver As a member of the union council often the opposite, actually. I, that these theories were conceived identified. In the current day we on a student petition. The 2016 I can tell you that many things are myself, believe a part of classical with good intentions, and that have bullies of a different variety, Leadership election saw a very wrong in this union, like that the too flimsy to liberalism is updating, reforming certain aspects of these theories the ‘social justice warriors’ who familiar theme with what we’ve seen council doesn’t meet and sabbaticals Actual scenes from level 4 in summer term. Photo Credit: pando.com and exchanging our opinions and do hold water. However, one need genuinely believe they are fighting withstand beliefs where necessary (Bayesian merely consider the recent incident on the right side of things. This inference, anyone?) to preserve involving Oxford student activist is more dangerous than a generic intellectual integrity. Ntokozo Qwabe to get a sense of schoolyard bully, who at least scrutiny? So, here is my how far these progressive idealogies operates clearly on the outside of #MessageToFeminists (specifically, are being taken by their proponents, a communal moral code (everyone Prominent figureheads in the third-wavers): why not embrace and how they are being used to knows that harassing another kid The EU is good for Europe discussion include talk show the criticism and use it to benefit justify actual discrimination. What for lunch money is wrong) and can't host Dave Rubin, equity feminist and reform the movement? Why is is remarkable is not that Qwabe justify his or her actions by claiming But pretty bad for the rest of the world Christina Hoff Sommers,unfavourable dissent being shut out and a fellow social activist publicly a ‘moral enlightenment’. libertarian activist Lauren Southern and shut down? Are modern feminist Many feminists are convinced and controversial gay conservative idealogies too flimsy to withstand Feminists of the superiority of their idealogy Sebastian Gonzato et me start by saying that, Europe’s policies today. in the past four years, representing a The debate over Brexit has Milo Yiannopoulos. scrutiny? Why is the movement so in society. Look no further than Writer generally, I am pro EU. The cornerstone of EU farming 20% increase in the total population revolved around, "Would this make It was only a matter of time intolerant of its questioners, despite Mark Ruffalo’s Tumblr post telling Before university, I went to policy is the Common Agricultural of these two countries. Compare me better off?". While I would like until something so contentious as claims of diversity and acceptance? run the women against feminism to “kiss a European school, where Policy (CAP), which subsidises this to the 200,000 refugees that to think that the whole point of the a #MessageToFeminists campaign Karl Popper’s paradox of tolerance my ass”. How will this possibly get I was taught extensively about the farming within the EU, accounting the EU is now trying to deport to EU is that it turns the ‘me’ into an would arise. The hashtag, created by comes to mind. more people to join his feminist LEuropean Union in my history and for nearly 40% of the EU’s budget. Turkey which represent an increase ‘us’, the truth is the EU is just as one Taleed Brown on his Youtube Everyone knows the dictionary risk of cause? To put this in perspective, geography classes. I’m not blind to Along with tariffs on food coming of 0.04% in the EU’s population. self-interested as any other nation. channel That Guy T, aimed to definition of feminism. It has been imagine if this was the method the faults of the EU, namely that from outside of the EU, the CAP Jordan and Lebanon are reaching stimulate debate on the current repeated ad nauseam to the public used to draw awareness to any other it is a prohibitively beaurocratic has allowed EU countries to become a tipping point which could easily The EU feminist movement by giving a through progressive media outlets becoming activist movement campaigning for institution run by technocrats and largely self-sufficient on food post- be avoided if the EU opened its voice to its most common critiques. and popular celebrities. The reason, environmental concerns, animal MEPs elected by only 42.5% of the war. This protectionism (common to borders and shared the burden of Originally devised as a Youtube then, must run deeper as to why so intractable rights, or even a religion. Wouldn’t voting public. Nonetheless, I would most developed countries) not only this humanitarian crisis. has a challenge, the hashtag is now many refuse to associate themselves mass disapproval ensue? argue that on the whole, the EU is makes some foods more expensive What makes this all particularly making rounds on Twitter, drawing with the movement. If everything harassed a white waitress on the Thusly, many feminists run the risk beneficial to Europeans. for Europeans, it also harms farmers galling is that, through the WTO attention to the need for an actual boiled down to a dictionary basis of her ethnicity (reducing her of becoming intractable and unable However, the EU has not been a in developing countries who not and other organisations, the EU detrimental intellectual conversation and free definition, we'd have many more to what Qwabe gleefully refers to to adapt to opposing viewpoints. good thing for the rest of the world. only can’t afford to export their promotes neo-liberal policies like exchange of ideas, which many people comfortably identifying as as ‘white tears’). What is scary is After all, what other viewpoint is In particular, the EU's policies on food, but also have to deal with free trade and migration while effect believe has failed to take place in a feminists. The trouble is that third that Qwabe justified his actions by there to adopt, outside of our own immigration and agriculture have artificially cheap products coming doing exactly the opposite at home. monotonic, stifling PC culture. wave feminism, the poster child of explaining how ethnic minorities superior construction? particularly detrimental effects on from the EU. These policies are often imposed Brown himself had this message the regressive left and PC culture, is cannot be racist due to the I hope we all agree that feminism the developing world. The term Then there’s immigration: over on developing countries through on the to impart: “The rejection of not reflecting that definition. systematic oppression and invisible needs to be more than running ‘Fortress Europe’ was originally the past year we’ve been told that IMF and World Bank loans, but it individualist freedom for the pursuit Also relevant is the unspoken structures of society working against around harassing others in the coined in the Second World War there’s a refugee crisis in Europe. happens at home as well; in 2012 of authoritarian equality is not obligation to subscribe by default to marginalized classes. name of creating a ‘liberal, tolerant, to describe the areas of continental There isn’t, at least not in Europe. EU loans to Greece were granted developing empowerment.” certain feminist theories other than This concerns me gravely. We diverse culture’. To me, this is not Europe occupied by Nazi Germany, Lebanon and Jordan have opened on the condition that Greece open Indeed, more and more the otherwise harmless dictionary are cultivating a generation of progression! It is regression. but it is an equally apt description of their borders to 2.5 million refugees up its energy sector. world th th PAGE 10 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 PAGE 11

COMMENT [email protected] COMMENT [email protected] The EU is not perfect, but the better option The left vs the EU

Leaving the EU will detriment the peoples. A vote to remain in the EU is a vote for right-wing idealogies This is what would occur if UK, Europe, and the world the UK left: it would end the European project. We would efore Obama’s recent tour services reduce competition in the Europe. And personally, that doesn’t movement is fantastic when going return to a fractured continent, of the country (mainly transport sector? Of course – but entice me. An interesting parallel is through customs. And there are a have written many times for weaker in international matters. London, of course), I was hopefully to the benefit of those the argument for devolution (the myriad of reasons, easily accessible FELIX with trollish tones and The Brexiteer's dream is that an largely on the fence over that use it. And of course, we cannot handing of more powers to local elsewhere, for staying in the EU hyperbole, but this time, there independent UK would prosper how I’d vote in the EU referendum. forget the ruthless imposition of authorities) in this country. Many that I completely agree with. But I is no exaggeration in what I once freed from the shackles of BUnfortunately for him however, he austerity policies on the Greek people who support giving more don’t agree with Greek economist say: I can think of no worse political immigration and bureaucracy, but didn’t manage to convince me to economy. power to Cornwall or Manchester Yannis Varoufakis (though he is Icatastrophe in our time than the that’s nothing short of utopic. The vote to remain. Instead, his warnings When Obama told me I’d be because they can’t be governed in probably much more qualified than UK leaving the European Union, UK is small and unremarkable: it of being put at the back of the line back of the line for neoliberal the same way as the London or the me) when he says we should vote perhaps only rivalled by a Trump has thrived so far not despite, but for neoliberal negations like TTIP trade agreements like TTIP (the South East don’t support leaving to remain so that we can negotiate presidency. due to being a part of Europe, taking reinforced my left wing case against Transatlantic Trade and Investment the EU. and change the very nature of the The upcoming referendum is of advantage of shared bargaining the EU. Partnership, which is admittedly Don’t get me wrong though, I do EU from within. Being only one enormous importance, and many and supranational regulations. The coming under fire in many countries think that the EU has some great of 28 member states, and given the of you won’t be called to vote again Ben Sharpless The EU but still being pushed for), I thought policies and initiatives, and I don’t amount of red tape and (primarily on anything that approaches the An isolated Writer “great, so be it”. While these are just think it’s some malicious machine Germany’s) resistance to change, I Pietro Aronica same relevance. I hope that you a few anecdotal examples, and of out to get us all. Of course, being just don’t see that as being possible. Writer make the right decision, which is to is the course I’m not inferring that leaving STEM students, we can’t overlook If we could scrap the EU and start remain. Don’t think that it’s because UK would the EU would solve all of our the benefits that Europe brings again from scratch, a completely I am a grubby foreigner; I believe economic problems, I’ll be voting to us in terms of scientific funding new union, I would wholeheartedly in the European project, which antithesis leave as I oppose the nature of the or collaboration. Freedom of support this. an 'out' vote would end. I want find it EU’s ideologies. I know I’ve omitted a lot of to address some of the concerns We're stuck choosing the lesser of two evils. Photo Credit: The Sun of left-wing An argument I often hear on the The rise of key points like workers’ rights, about membership of the EU, and impossible left is that leaving the EU will trigger, the human rights act and trade hopefully show you that, despite contributions than if immigrants faults, the EU is the most successful or facilitate, a rise in xenophobic, agreements, but the EU debate has these, a reaction of isolation is not had worked elsewhere. supranational organisation of our politics closed-borders nationalism. While I the right so many things to consider, and can the correct answer. If we claim to be a meritocratic age: it has ensured collaboration to re- do agree that this is a danger (there is split those on the right or on the left. First there is the issue of society, then we should evaluate and peace between countries that When we think about Brexit- a big difference between patriotism On the left we should take a step immigration, which appears to be people on their capabilities rather less than a century ago were fighting ers, we often think of xenophobic and unhealthy nationalism), the rise and far- back, and look at the real left issues, the primary concern of Brexiteers. than their origin. A nationality each other. Some regulations will be establish individuals saying that they of the right and far-right across and not be (too) snobby about our Essentially, an independent UK is not a merit, nor a fault. To more beneficial for certain members, remember how great the country Europe scares me just as much. right across Brexit counterparts. could stop unwanted refugees, discriminate between workers based and some will be confusing to the itself was before the European Union Just this week, Austria narrowly All in all, my main issue with this jobseekers and other undesirables on this metric risks being short- layman, but is that any different from whilst hoisting St. George’s Cross avoided a far-right president, with a is the nature of the referendum. entering the country. I could any state? Some UK policies are 19th century is gone, and the days up a flag pole. But what most on the victory for the centre-left of 50.3% Europe Do I want to stay in the EU, or be conflate this to racism, but it’s a better for England than Scotland; of Empire are over. The world has left don’t think about is the strong to 49.7%. In Hungary, Denmark, governed by pure, unadulterated serious concern: is immigration The EU has some benefit London over the rest. much changed and, according to left wing argument for leaving the and even Sweden, the rise of the Cameron and Osborne? Neither, harmful? Won’t immigrants make it Governing is a complicated process most professionals, an isolated UK EU. right is reflective of the whole of scares me really. harder for locals to find jobs? flaws, but which must balance millions of would find it impossible to re- The EU is the antithesis of left- Simply put, no. By and large, conflicting interests. If the UK were establish itself on its own today. wing politics and economics. immigration is beneficial for the to leave to regulate itself better, why I won’t comment further on Spawned from the first emergence receiving country, mostly as a in order stop there? Why can’t every county, economic aspects, because every of neoliberal politics of the 1970s source of cheaper labour. Will there every town, every house become its authority and expert says the UK and 80s and coinciding with be cases of foreigners straight up own state to regulate itself better? A will be better off staying in, nor will Thatcherism in the UK, it is these taking a job that could have gone to correct fractalisation of government would I dwell on the rhetoric of those who politics that still dominate EU to a Briton? Yes, it will happen, but divide for the sake of ephemeral advocate 'out'. Misunderstanding policy to this day, and act to mean we should not formulate policies them we self-determination and would create immigration can lead to poor that it supports big business over based on anecdotal evidence. These complexity. policies, and the EU, despite its the real interests of the people of its events, while relevant for the The EU has flaws, but in order bureaucracy, still represents the best member states. A topical example individual, do not represent what must remain to correct them we must remain way forward for the UK. of this is the crisis of the UK steel happens on a macroeconomic level. inside. To leave at this point would This has been an unusually industry. While the EU does not As immigrants arrive, the size of the sighted and self-limiting. Besides, mean to have no say in matters that restrained article for me. I set off explicitly ban the nationalism of an economy increases and everyone most new immigrants don’t come end up affecting us all. No country to write something more sarcastic, industry, it heavily implies that it is benefits, even those initiallyfrom the EU, and Brexit wouldn’t is truly an island: now more than but I don’t intend to insult anyone. not allowed, with governments not short-changed. To take a familiar impact the ability to regulate it. On ever, global events have far-reaching If you’re doubtful, you’re right to be. allowed to invest in ventures that example, if an immigrant takes a the other hand, most companies and consequences, and it is better to It’s a complex issue whose outcome would reduce competition in the PhD scholarship at the expense economic studies agree that an open have coordinated responses and will affect us for generations. I hope market and reduce the profits of of an English researcher, it might immigration policy with regards to policies rather than many parties that what I’ve said will answer your other businesses (even if it means be bad for the latter, but foreign the EU is beneficial for all. each trying to safeguard their own concerns and perhaps nudge you saving 40,000 jobs). This also poses talent and interest will create more The other big issue is the interests. The alternative is to return towards what, I feel, is the best a problem to renationalising the positions down the line, benefiting bureaucracy of the EU, considered to 28 different countries, with 28 answer. railways, an issue that has regained future research. UK universities will by many as poorly democratic and different standards, 28 different sets For a better UK, a better Europe, a lot of support lately. Would state also profit more in publications and not transparent. But, for all its of laws, 28 currencies, 28 divided a better world, the UK should stay. ownership and operation of rail The referendum is not just a left-right debate. Photo Credit: BBC th th PAGE 12 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 PAGE 13

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Lef Apostolakis Science, what’s good? NaomiCosmic Stewart dust hints at alternate history oxygenation event. These tiny Science Editor Moon yields Yellow fever Babies should Are frogs ok Writer rocks were found to contain iron oxide, which had been transformed secrets spreading fast weigh just right now? No. from traces of metallic iron. This t the end a of white- elemental change must have Vaping ads lure The moon is a mysterious Yellow fever (YF) has for the When babies are born It’s been many years now since washed hallway on required high levels of oxygen which seductress, but in a victorious first time found its way into Asia. prematurely, they’re often extremely amphibian communities started the second floor of the comet was exposed to as it fell teens moment, a team of scientists The findings come from a study light and are immediately put in collapsing across the world. The the RSM building, through our atmosphere. These managed to shed light on two of from the International Journal of an incubator. Some might develop global pattern has made many Dr Matthew Genge has been levels though are not supported by hy is vaping taking her darker secrets. The Southwest Infectious Diseases, which warns health problems later on, a known think that a single culprit lied in unlockingA the mysteries of the our current theories on the earth’s the globe by storm? Research Institute scientists in that if WHO doesn’t take action, complication being cardiovascular the epicentre of the crisis. Yet, universe through his research on early atmosphere. Hint: it’s marketing. fact managed to discover two new we may risk a progression from an disease. Seldom though will a heavy despite the adoption of a range of micrometeorites – otherwise known After studying the dust and Yes, a new study craters on the dark side of the outbreak to an epidemic. Although newborn weighing above the five approaches, nothing has been able as cosmic dust. Last week however, running mathematical models, shows that advertising works, moon. The craters were found with the YF vaccine is very effective there pound mark elicit gasps of dismay to stave off the decline. A team of Genge published a paper in Nature Genge and his team realised the especiallyW on easily impressionable the use of the LAMP instrument remain many large unvaccinated from its parents (“I’m sorry Mary… researchers from the U.S. analysed which opened some doors to data unavoidably pointed to an teens. The study from the University aboard the Lunar Reconnaissance populations. So far there have been Our baby… it’s fat”). However a amphibian population trends across understanding Earth’s secrets, and oxygen rich atmosphere. As all of Texas found that the use of Orbiter (LRO). LAMP uses the 2420 cases reported and 298 deaths. new study suggests that big babies the continent and assessed the has potentially turned some age-old previous research supported the e-cigs rose significantly withfar-ultraviolet Lyman-alpha band From the total number of incidents might also have a higher chance of degree to which various threats scientific theories on their head. theory of oxygen-starved lower exposure to vaping ads but also skyglow and light from ultraviolet- though less than a third have been suffering from cardiovascular disease contributed to the declines. They It’s commonly thought our early atmosphere, it was time for that the more advertising media bright stars to “see” in the dark and clinically assessed. However it is later on in life. The study looked at found that decline rate not only atmosphere had little to no oxygen, Genge and his colleagues to think types the adolescents were exposed image the permanently shaded suspected that the extent of the adolescents aged 14-18 and found varies from region to region, but also and was mostly carbon dioxide differently about early atmospheric to, the stronger the nudge to regions of the Moon. outbreak is much more severe, with that those with birthweight close that different factors such as human like the choking atmospheres of composition: “We looked at the We couldn’t find a micrometeorite, so here is the cosmos instead. Photo Credit: Hubble ESA vape became. It’s noted that only These craters were particularly the reported cases amounting to to both ends of the spectrum were activity, or pesticide prevalence Venus and Mars are now. However, data in the papers saying oxygen between 2011 and 2012, spending hard to study due to their immense only two to ten percent of the total more likely to have dangerous fat and of course disease (looking at 2.4 billion years ago, in the Great was very poor in abundance at low separated by a thin methane haze the plan is to keep looking for mind in our studies and research: on vaping marketing in the U.S. depth, which makes them really incidents. If these estimates are around major organs. However, you Chytrid fungus) contributed Oxygenation Event, ocean bacteria altitude, and we couldn’t fault it – from the lower atmosphere. This micrometeorites to study and “What we’re doing is pushing the tripled, reaching an estimated $18.3 hard to catch any light whatsoever. correct, the combination of spread regardless of birthweight, the odds to the decline in different ways. began multiplying and heavily that looks as if it’s true. Our data methane layer would have prevented “potentially do a time sequence and boundaries of science and coming million. Although there seems to be The team also determined their through mass global transport and may be reversed with exercise and a Unfortunately the study doesn’t breathing,, bringing our atmosphere looks as if it’s true that there’s lots mixing between the two, which see how the dust changed”. If lucky, up with these little gems about the disagreement on how e-cigs should age, namely 16 million for one vaccination shortages could lead healthy diet. The researchers behind provide a simple fix, quite the to the familiar, comfortable level of of oxygen in the upper atmosphere, would explain the data supporting they might find whether there were past that excite people about science. be treated from a health policy and somewhere between 75 and to a global health crisis. The main the study give familiar advice: opposite; it rejects the existence 21% oxygen. therefore we need to come up with the oxygen poor lower atmosphere. any changes in atmospheric oxygen I think if you talk to every single perspective, this study strongly 420 million years for the other, vector, A. aegypti is also of concern, Don’t smoke when pregnant and of a smoking gun , a single culprit This accepted view is now a way of separating the lower and Where the oxygen came from is still content 2.7 billion years ago. scientist, we all have an inherent suggests a similar course of action which makes them relatively young since populations have grown, as breastfeed. The former may stunt and subsequently a single solution. challenged based on the discovery upper atmosphere.” unclear; the current working theory And while cosmic dust may seem interest in science, but there’s to the one we’ve seen in tobacco geologically. The discovery will demonstrated by the Zika outbreak. babies at birth while the later may Things are complicated and saving of 60 micrometeorites found in Based on the evidence in the is that the sun’s UV rays split CO2, far removed from our life, Genge usually a book or a newspaper story advertising. hopefully shed light on the birth of provide much needed protection. amphibians won’t be easy. the arid Pilbara region of western cosmic dust, the scientists theorised but more research has yet to be done argues sharing the fascination of or something, National Geographic our solar system. Wasserman et al. 2016, Australia, dated at 2.7 billion years there must have been an oxygen rich to figure out why. research is key to sparking interest or something, that made you go: Mantey et al. 2016, Journal of International Journal of Infectious Stansfield et al. 2016, Journal of Grant et al. 2016, Scientific old, 300 million years before this upper atmosphere that was likely In the meantime, Genge says in science, which we should keep in Wow that’s really cool.” Adolescent Health Mandt et al. 2016, Icarus Diseases Pediatrics. Reports Ice sheet melting faster than predicted It’s hard out there for class A drug research Lara Bailey rocks below the glacier. Following Imperial psychiatrist talks to Felix about the difficulties of psychedelic research Writer Any small patterns of retreat and advance, evidence from geophysical surveys suggests much more rapid retreat Lef Apostolakis celebrated in many cultures for one of the psychiatrists helping on 2009. But for many it is worth the ntarctica boasts the changes when the ice hits more unstable Science Editor millennia. Despite its cultural the study. risk. “This is a substance which could largest mass of ice on regions of rock. These unstable significance though, it is currently It is the These strict regulations governing have beneficial effects for many earth, a colossal 27 regions could again come into play a class A, schedule I drug, making psilocybin use are a result of the 2005 people given in the right setting million km3, comprised have a big with the increasing rate of retreat. ver the past year, a not only its possession a criminal alternative Drug Act, which effectively made with appropriate support, and it is of three vast ice sheets: the East, the The scale of the EAIS and Totten dozen patients have offence that can lead to up to seven it easier to access highly addictive the alternative of not researching WestA and the Antarctic Peninsula. influence makes this discovery particularly been fortunate enough years in prison, but also making it narcotics such as methadone, a it that I find incredibly immoral” With warming seas and climbing concerning. Totten itself is around to participate in an nearly impossible for scientists to of not heroin substitute, than shrooms. continues Day. temperatures, scientists focused their 220,000 square miles in area, bigger innovative study, led by Dr Robin get their hands on. But there's more than just The sentiment is shared by many attention on the West Antarctic Ice globally than the US State of California. In OCarhart-Harris, exploring a novel For the conduction of the bureaucracy hindering access and other researchers willing to stake Sheet, due to its vulnerability to some parts the ice is 2.5 miles thick, treatment for depression. Last week Carhart-Harris study for example, researching research. There's a stigma. As put their reputations studying medical rising water temperatures, being so the potential loss of ice is massive. it was announced that all twelve, the artificially manufactured by Day, “Although you don't see any applications of illegal substances grounded far below sea level. is crossed, the stability of the rest However, Totten is dwarfed by the though resistant to conventional psilocybin had to be approved by objective evidence for preventing such as Ketamine and MDMA. However, new research from Antarctica. Photo Credit: Chrisopher Michel of the glacier, moreover the East size of the ice sheet it supports: the treatments, responded positively the Home Office. it that I find the research of these drugs, because Day herself will continue working Imperial College institutions in Antarctic Ice Sheet, will be left to EAIS makes up two thirds of the to this new antidepressant. Only it “It had to be stored incredibly of the whole cultural and moral on the Carhart-Harris study, Australia, New Zealand and the contribute four metres in sea level to the melting of the glacier, and the mercy of the elements. entire Antarctic ice sheet. wasn’t exactly a new antidepressant securely in a certain building at status quo you are a bit anxious.” starting a randomised control trial US, reveal that the East Antarctic rise. if it retreats a mere 150km more, it The retreat would become Co-author of the study, Professor they were responding to. It was Hammersmith Hospital and in incredibly Indeed challenging the status quo next February. Ice Sheet is becoming alarmingly The new cause for concern is the will trigger a rapid retreat of up to unstoppable, causing a sea level Martin Siegert, emphasises the need psilocybin, a compound known for order for us to prescribe it, you had can cost scientists their careers, as “It is really important for this unstable. The EAIS holds even more circulating warm water beneath a 300km due to the interaction with rise of around 2.9m from this for concern. “The East Antarctic Ice making some mushrooms... magic to have your name on the Home was illustrated by Professor David research to go ahead. We’re at the ice than its Western counterpart, critical part of the Totten Glacier, the sedimentary rocks below. Now, glacier alone. The theory behind Sheet is by far the largest mass of ice Psilocybin was in fact chemically Office high list as a schedule I immoral Nutt who lost his position as the forefront of an exciting field." which is already beginning to one of many glaciers supporting the this 300km retreat may take several this pattern of rapid retreat comes on Earth, so any small changes have isolated in the 50s and has been prescriber” says Dr Camilla Day, government’s chief drug advisor in collapse, and is predicted to EAIS. This water is contributing centuries, but once this threshold from studying the geology of the a big influence globally." th th PAGE 14 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 PAGE 15

SCIENCE [email protected] SCIENCE [email protected] On the verge of a global health crisis Drones evolve from killing to rebuilding Felix finds out what Imperial researchers really think Gabriella Beer Writer Their Dr Wilko Duprez and many of the researchers at Writer Imperial are trying to tackle them. For instance, as part of t is the 17th March 2011 and versatility the Antimicrobial Research there is a distant humming e do desperately Collaborative, Dr. Edwards’ from the sky over the need new laboratory is trying to recycle Waziristan mountains, on is a result antibiotics,” said outdated antibiotics by remodelling the border between Pakistan and Dr. Andrew them with better efficiency and IAfghanistan. Is it a bird? Is it a of the on- Edwards, a lecturer at Imperial countering existing drug resistance plane? No, it is an unmanned aerial CollegeW London and group leader mechanisms. He is also looking vehicle (a drone to you and me) that at the Medical Research Centre into disabling superbugs’ natural is about to fire three missiles into a for Molecular Bacteriology and defences for the immune system community meeting. board Infection. “What we have seen to clear out infections without the In this case the drone with its recently is the emergence of some help of antibiotics. Dr. Knight, in laser-guided missile remained machinery strains [genetic variants of bacterial an Imperial-based NIHR-funded faithful to its original military use, Unmanned Vehicles entered the skies in the late 1800s, but have since diversified in their use. Photo Credit: Wikipedia species] resistant to all of our research unit, is trying to figure killing 40 civilians in a misinformed different types of antibiotics,” he out using mathematical models attempt to assassinate a Taliban the ground. have found another friend: the from the air, could manufacture robots to fly into these areas and added. the source of superbug infections. senior. Their versatility is a result of the 3-D printer. In February, Dr Mirko buildings and repair infrastructure print new buildings. “One of the big problems with She explained: “In England we use First entering the skies in the on-board machinery that make Kovac and his team at Imperial elements.” says Dr Kovac, a specialist “The approach that we take to antibiotics is that every time we about 80% of our antibiotics in the late 1800s in balloon form, drones drones specific to their task. In an College London, together with in aerial robotics. develop these vehicles is conceptually make a new one, then we select community and 20% in hospitals, have since been intensely researched Arctic ice mission for example, the partners at Bath University, UCL The process followed by these inspired from nest-building animals for the bacteria that can survive in but we don’t actually know where and developed by the U.S. army. drone carries scientific instruments and the Dyson robotics lab, received “builder robots” is called Additive that build large structures using its presence. Every time we make most antibiotic resistance is being Nowadays these unmanned, aircraft such as cameras capable of detecting £3.4 million for a project involving Building Manufacturing (ABM) collective behaviours”. a new antibiotic, very rapidly we generated.” come in an array of shapes and sizes. visible and infrared light. This aerial construction-bots, this time where drones excrete materials to Thus thanks to scientists such see resistance arising and that has The alarming O’Neill report is They are used to investigate hard- allows scientists to see the structure arming drones with 3-D printing build structures. In times of disaster as Dr Kovac, military technology been happening since penicillin,” a source of controversy not only to-reach places, such as the sheets of disintegrating ice in areas where technology. all sorts of obstructions can prevent is evolving. With the potential to commented Dr. Gwenan Knight, an within academia but also within of ice on the Arctic Ocean, and it would otherwise be perilous “These autonomous [self- humans from accessing the damaged rebuild lives, it seems drones have Imperial biomathematician looking the business sector, but there is are pre-programmed to carry out a to tread. Military weapons and directing] vehicles that are able to region. Dr Kovac’s team are hopeful come a long way since the 17th for patterns in drug-resistance one thing everyone agrees on: the mission or controlled by pilots on climate scientists aside, drones precisely deposit structural material that this new technology will allow March 2011. development and dissemination in Anticipated human death toll from antibiotic resistance in 2050. Photo Credit: ‘Review on Antimicrobial Resistance crisis is imminent and there is an the community. immediate need for global action on The concerns about antibiotic would be much more catastrophic if breeding, according to Dr. Knight has already been criticized by rather than just national policies. “If resistance are nothing new – drastic changes are not implemented “The Netherlands have been really the Association of the British Natasha Khaleeq soon. good at decreasing use of antibiotics Pharmaceutical industry, and might Writer The 18-month study forecasts in agriculture, and they haven’t yet evolve in a national tax on antibiotic In England Every time that by 2050, superbugs would be seen the decrease in clinical drug products instead. But both This week’s science picture responsible for 10 millions deaths resistance in hospitals.” suggestions are highly contested by or 107 hours Portugal ran a year, the equivalent of one patient Secondly, when it comes to the scientists. we use on renewable energy alone. we make every three seconds, overtaking the economic burden and the financing “There’s two problems: firstly From the 7th to the 11th May death toll from cancer. of R&D, the report suggests a pharmaceutical companies already about 80% the country’s electricity a new According to the report, the biggest monetary injection of 40 billion spend a small amount on antibiotic consumption was completely contributors to antibiotic resistance USD (approximately 27 billion discovery, so taxing them would Fcovered by renewable sources. Data are the large-scale use of antibiotics pounds) every decade. However, limit the amount of revenues they of our analysis of national energy network in animal breeding in a preventive the origin of the funding remains have available,” commented Dr. figures revealed this. The Portuguese antibiotic, therapeutic action (including last- a subject of debate Among the Edwards. “Secondly, because we desire for clean energy was resort antibiotics), the little incentive solutions proposed, the most have a National Health Service, antibiotics encouraged by the EU’s renewable for pharmaceutical companies to controversial would be a tax on taxing them [antibiotics] is just targets for 2020 and the UK also very rapidly develop new drugs and the lack of pharmaceutical company revenues going to cost the taxpayer more to had their first ever week of coal-free accurate diagnostic tools for doctors to create a new pool of funding for buy these drugs.” in the electricity two weeks ago. Oliver Joy, we see to pinpoint the source of infection antibiotic research. This measure The report is also proposing a spokesman for the Wind Europe in patients. The latter leads to as a measure the adoption of an trade association said: “The Iberian antibiotics being prescribed against appropriate diagnosis prior to any community peninsula is a great resource for resistance infections that could stem from antibiotic prescription, by 2020 in renewables and wind energy, not viruses against which the drugs have developed countries. The problem and 20% in just for the region but for the whole no effects. is that such diagnostic tests do not of Europe.” So industry groups are arising The report is trying to address these yet exist, or are not fast enough to focusing on green energy’s export issues with a series of proposals for identify infections like meningitis hospitals potential. With the right policies in academics have been issuing future antibiotic development and that develops extremely quickly. place wind energy alone could meet warnings for decades. However, a usage which, although welcomed, Thousands of glass fermentation The fight against superbugs is we happened to control antibiotic a quarter of Europe’s power needs new governmental report released might not act as straightforward vessels like this one were used extremely complex; there still resistance just in the UK, it is going in the next 15 years. Inflexible and last week by Jim O’Neill, the as expected. For example, while in Glaxo (now GlaxoSmithKline) remain many unanswered questions to be introduced from somewhere polluting technologies are ending. Commercial Secretary to the it suggests to drastically restrict laboratories to produce penicillin. regarding the epidemiology else around the world,” concluded The time has come for clean, Treasury, predicts that consequences antibiotic consumption in animal Photo Credit: Welcome Images of antibiotic resistant bacteria Dr. Knight. renewable sources. This cross-section image shows nanoparticles of copper zinc tin sulphide laid down to create a solar cell. Photo Credit: Oregon State University Union Page

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The Union Awards celebrate the huge impact and hard work of our volunteers and showcase the best of Imperial College Union and our membership. The awards which are nominated by students and then decided by students, are awarded at our gala event in June. Altogether there are 14 awards across the board, each designed to recognise the great work that students do at the Union.

We need your nominations to help us shortlist students and groups for the Union Awards. Your nomination is supported by a short statement. This is your chance to tell us why they deserve to win that award, so please include examples; reasons and any information that will help! Categories such as Campaign Of The Year and Contribution To The College Life Award can be nominated in as many times as you want.

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EU referendum - come to the debate on Thursday 2 June

The EU referendum is fast approaching. Haven’t decided which way to vote yet? We’ll have campaign teams around College for the next few weeks to give you all the facts you need to make an informed choice. We’ll also be hosting a debate on Thursday 2 June at 18:30 in Skempton with speakers arguing both sides if you still need persuading either way.

Register to vote by Tuesday 7 June if you haven’t done so already and get out to vote on 23 June; you can also vote by post or proxy if you won’t be around on the day. You can also vote by post or proxy if you won’t be around on the day but you need to make sure you apply for these separately. If you are living in halls you will need to make sure you are registered because changes to voter registration mean you are not automatically on the electoral register.

Who is eligible to vote in the EU Referendum?

A British or Irish citizens living in the UK A Commonwealth citizens living in the UK who has (or does not require) leave to remain in the UK

You can register to vote at www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

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MUSIC [email protected] PC Music are not dead Pop Cosmos proves the collective are still kind of relevant

Cale Tilford are variations and mutations of each Music and Games Editor other, often coalescing to form new projects. The evening ends with a set from ast Thursday’s Pop Cosmos Harle, an artist who has quickly was another of PC Music’s found his place at the top of the PC rare live shows, assembling together the collective for an evening of non-stop music. In Lthe run up to the event at London’s Like good Scala, gig-goers are told that this is an evening to “lose yourself in an immersive journey to the end of consumers, time.” The stage is decorated with poorly made space-age objects, and the merchandise stand is lined with the crowd reflective foil as if it were the outside of a space-craft. It’s as if the collective are suggesting they are from the lap up their future, or at least accelerating at the speed of light towards it. I believe this understanding of PC Music is free gifts incorrect – future music is not headed in this direction. They are instead a reaction to mass consumerism and Music hierarchy. His music is less Sometimes I wish PC Music were sent on a rocket into space, never to return. Photo Credit: PC Music hyper-marketisation, critiquing the alien and more accessible, compared present. to the obnoxious electronica of success (relative to his PC Music set or is this all part of their hyper- a high-school prom inspired band. While the Danny L Harle might some of his peers. While other collaborators). At one point Harle consumerist critique? We’ll likely Soon after this mock performance have been top of the bill, this was an artists in the collective have made leaves the comfort of the mixing never know, as the collective are is finished and the suits are thrown evening where all of the PC Music music that seems solely for personal desk and prances around the stage incredibly secretive. As his set enters off, the real set starts. GFOTY collective were equal. Each artist consumption, Harle has written shouting at someone dressed in a its final moments, he picks up an screams and shouts at the audience, takes to the stage for no more than and produced tracks that are made green morph suit. Soon they work electric guitar and drones into the admitting that she is no singer. 30 minutes. The homogenous nature for the club. Emblazoned on his together and throw free “huge darkness of the night. Her music is more spoken word of the net label’s catalogue results in t-shirts and interspersed throughout danny” t-shirts into the crowd. Before Harle’s slightly than singing and there’s an honesty an evening where the boundaries his set in the phrase “huge danny.” Like good consumers, the crowd disappointing appearance, A.G. to her lyrics that makes her so between each artist begin to blur. And his music adheres to this; it is lap up their free gifts. Does Harle Cook performs a smaller set of more refreshing. Each artist that is part of This is a collection of artists who massive, epic, and “huge” in its radio do this to mask the quality of his experimental tracks. His brilliance the PC Music project has their own is what holds the collective together, distinctive character, and among and his frequent collaborations these GFOTY is most interesting. with external artists gives him more It is an obvious parody of lad- diverse material for the evening. culture from a female perspective. QT (of ‘Hey QT’ fame) drifts across Whether or not her performance is the stage halfway through Cook’s empowering, however, depends on performance, delivering to Cook your perspective of casual sex and her branded energy drink. It’s an intoxication. GFOTY is no stranger ultimate tease that never pays off (to to controversy – with a number of the crowd’s disappointment). unacceptable racist remarks in the Hannah Diamond joins him past – and her performance reflects at the 20 minute mark adding this; it is provocative, lyrically and her child-like vocals to his catchy in its choreography. As she leaves chiptune-like backing tracks. the stage much of the energy of the By far the highlight of the evening night leaves too. is GFOTY (Girlfriend of the Year), The order of the night has whose set comes off the back off the no relevance. There is no clear release of her latest EP, VIPOTY, progression between the slightly performing the same songs as on her distinct sounds. Others in the tour with Animal Collective earlier collective also make appearances, this year. Energetic, dynamic and but the are barely memorable. I once unhinged, she shares the stage with thought PC Music were deadly two dancers who play off her moves. serious, but it’s obvious they’re a To the amusement of the room, joke – a parody of popular culture GFOTY starts the her time on stage – even if they aren’t willing to admit This is very important music. Photo Credit: PC Music with ‘Got My Chad,’ miming with it. th th PAGE 18 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27 MAY 2016 PAGE 19

GAMES [email protected] GAMES [email protected] forehead only affirm the excellence of the technology on display. The other aspect of Uncharted 4’s Escaping the uncanny valley presentation that deserves praise Uncharted 4 sets the course for the future of gaming realism is its animation. Playing as Drake you feel like you inhabit a physical space, as his body reacts to crowds Cale Tilford (similar to the Assassin’s Creed Music and Games Editor series), action, and environmental destruction. Even more impressive is the utilisation of facial capture major criticism of the to animate the faces of the games Uncharted trilogy has always been that it is more style than Naughty substance, that is focuses too heavily onA glorious set-pieces and stunning Dog scenery to mask its flaws. That is not to say that these games don’t have substantial playable elements – they do – but the gameplay that does showcase exist is often shallow and poor when compared to the genres it borrows some of the from. The gameplay element most criticised in previous titles was the third-person gunplay. Imperfect industry’s controls plagued these repetitive sections which make up a large part of the Uncharted series. Many would best Is this the real life or is this just fantasy? Photo Credit: Naughty Dog argue (myself included) that the games would be better if shooting not known for the quality of their multiple meanings. One of these as the game’s main bullet fodder). feel like padding and when massive were removed completely. A few lighting scripts, and the supposed final game refers to the infamous pirate, Henry The motivations of these villains distances have to be traversed years after the release of Uncharted is not much of an exception. For a Avery, whose story is told over the might be barely explained but they players drive vehicles instead. 3, Naughty Dog released The Last game that glosses over unnecessary course of many chapters. It is his are sinister nonetheless. Among the features added to the of Us, which fixed many of these effects death, it is surprising that the script treasure (valued in the hundreds of The problem with talking about game, the most exciting addition issues. Uncharted 4: A Thief ’s End Uncharted 4 and chill. Photo Credit: Naughty Dog has so many reflective moments. millions) that the Drake brothers the gameplay of Uncharted is that is the new rope swinging mechanic relies heavily on the improvements cast. Unlike games such as L.A. These are mainly conversations chase after. To find it they travel it is always the least interesting which is used to cross vast distances that made The Last of Us a critical into astonishing realism. are able to render interactive the world that they have created, These spectacular graphics are the Noire (which was unable to escape between Nathan Drake and to the secretive pirate colony of aspect of the experience. While the and chasms. This is an extension of success. It’s more serious in tone, Photorealism has been a goal since environments – in their own the sea is nearly always in view. result of more than just detailed the uncanny valley), Uncharted his wife Elena, examining their Libertalia. Throughout this journey gunplay has been improved it’s still the already fluid system of climbing relies less on set-pieces, and feels the dawn of video games. In the past home – in such detail. Uncharted It’s rare for the player to ever feel geometry and textures; developers 4 blurs the line between digital relationship and questioning the the environments that the brothers the most tiresome part of the game. and overcoming obstacles and more natural (in all of its gameplay the limits of technology resulted in 4 transports us to bright green enclosed (unless they’re in a cave, Naughty Dog showcase some of characters and film. The excellent actions that cause the game’s major encounter tell stories themselves, To Naughty Dog’s credit the length adds thrill to exhilarating escape mechanics). This is easily the best artists making stylistic choices to jungles where each tree, branch, obviously) or constrained. The the industry’s best lighting effects. contributions of the voice actors, conflicts. Naughty Dog also play depicting the rise and downfall of of these shooting sections has been sequences and moments of disaster. game Naughty Dog have ever made, create attractive games regardless, and leaf sways effortlessly in the game might be linear, but it feels It is this aspect of its graphics that Nolan North and Troy Baker with narrative and structure with a once revered man. Their quest is substantially reduced and they If Uncharted was not the videogame the best game on the PS4, and a while some rejected (and continue wind. Drake and his companions like an ‘open’ world. Naughty Dog makes the game truly stand apart (voicing the Drake brothers), help one chapter in particular being a not helped by the obstruction of the are now more equally distributed version of Indiana Jones before, it historic moment in video game to reject) photorealism altogether. travel to ancient cities in decay and from its predecessors (and even the in this regard, delivering some of great (and surprising) example of treasure hunter Rafe Adler who has certainly is now. history. It is the first game that truly It is only now with the sheer power lively modern tourist destinations. recent Uncharted trilogy collection their best performances so far. unreliable narration. The subtitle hired the help of Nadine Ross and It is not an exaggeration to moves beyond the uncanny valley of modern consoles that consumers To emphasise the expansiveness of The game released on PS4). The game not Previous games in the trilogy were of the game, “A Thief ’s End”, has her private military firm (who serve One of the proclaim Uncharted 4 as one of only takes place in many locations, the defining games of the action- but in a variety of different lighting adventure genre so far – it does so might be conditions. Some chapters play defining much right (although admittedly out completely at night (or day), only after years of experimentation while others take place entirely in and refinement). What it fails linear, but underground caverns. The light that games of to do is fully explore the other brings visibility to these areas – meaning of “A Thief’s End.” This whether it be a lighter, torch or flame is obvious a reference to the end it feels like – also creates incredibly realistic the action- of the series and Nathan Drake as shadows. A frequent sense of a thief. Yet for all he has stolen he claustrophobia is the result of these never questions the the imperialist an ‘open’ technologies; as much as Uncharted adventure nature of his actions, or the actions has always been about exploring and of those he is chasing after (Henry world being out in the open it has often genre Avery and the rest of his pirate contrasted this with the fear of society). We are free to plunder the being trapped in ancient tombs and environments of Uncharted – in go beyond what is necessary - they structures. With much of the game throughout the game. Instead they fact, we are rewarded in doing so – create stunning vistas and endless taking place near, or on, the water, have focused more on exploration. yet this is never questioned. Drake sprawling cities as mere backdrops Naughty Dog have ensured these There are a number of impressively takes these cultural artefacts and to an already detailed foreground. bodies of liquid look gorgeous and long exploration sections (with stores them in an attic where no one To experience everything the game react to external forces in the way puzzles of varying complexity), else can experience them, an act of has to offer you must leave no area, you would expect. Frequent close- which are easily some of the series’ selfishness that Naughty Dog seem A game where you get to spend some quality time with the lads. Photo Credit: Naughty Dog however small, uncharted. ups of Nathan Drake’s glistening Time to mingle. Photo Credit: Naughty Dog best. Despite their length, they never intent on ignoring.

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FILM [email protected] Documentary corner: Grey Gardens dith Bouvier Beale, or Church, swimming, and dancing’ Little Edie, is a staunch – everything Little Edie says is a character. S-T-A-U-N- complete gem. C-H. She doesn’t weaken, But ultimately, Little Edie is much no matter what. That’s what she tells much more than just a collection Edirectors Albert and David Maysles, of quotes and quirks wearing a whose 1975 feature documentary headscarf: she’s a living, breathing Grey Gardens captured Little Edie’s person, one whose life has been spirit – once a young socialite on the peppered with disappointment, town, now living in a dilapidated despondency, and unfulfilled mansion in East Hampton, losing dreams. The Maysles treat her and her hair, and surrounded by cats. her mother with complete respect, Grey Gardens takes its name from conferring the women a dignity the house in which Little Edie lives that the press would not offer them. with her mother – Edith Ewing While some would call their work Bouvier Beale, or Big Edie – but exploitative, the softly-spoken really it is the two women, and their presences behind the camera are dysfunctional relationship, which so adept at letting us see the Edies’ lies at the heart of the film. Little Edie outside the derelict mansion on the Grey Gardens estate. Photo Credit: Portrait Films world, allowing us to empathise Pushing their unique, daring deeply with them, that the finished brand of direct cinema, the Maysles Cooped up in the mansion with they are confined to showing off the stockings up over the pants, and result is one of admiration and brothers first heard about the two innumerable cats and an infestation to the Maysles, who are afforded a you can always take off the skirt complete acceptance. So ensconced Edies in the early 1970s, when the of raccoons, the two women fight privileged glance into their world. and use it as a cape…so I think this are we in the Edies’ world, that when squalid conditions in the house were and bicker, screeching at each Big Edie spends much of her time is the best costume of the day… they invite a couple of outsiders in brought to light – by the New York other in high-class New York in her bed, eating boiled corn and mother wanted me to come out in for a birthday meal, it’s the regular Magazine no less. You see, Big Edie accents; their relationship is one of pâté, so it’s Little Edie who eats up a kimono, so we had quite a fight’. folk who end up looking strange. was the aunt of Jacqueline Onassis, complete dependence – despite all the majority of screen-time. She’s The whole film is shot through with Grey Gardens is a film for all those the widow of JFK, and America’s their fighting, it is clear that neither a true eccentric; coming out of the such moments, from her reading who don’t fit in with society. For all all-round sweetheart, making Little would last long without the other. house one morning, she talks the her astrology book – ‘all I have to the Little Edies of the world. For all Edie her cousin. But while Jackie O Both had dreams of stardom – Big brothers through her outfit: ‘the best do is find this Libra man’ – to telling the staunch characters. was living a life of luxury, the Edies Edie with a singing career, Little thing is to wear pantyhose, under a us about her interests – ‘I only care had fallen from grace spectacularly. Edie with her dancing – but now short skirt, and then you can pull about three things: the Catholic FRED FYLES

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ARTS [email protected] ARTS [email protected] generated in the wider economy. artistically. With reports showing the prospect of Brexit has been Industries Federation being recently With the arts contributing a total of a £750 million boost to Liverpool’s described as a “huge creative step polled, a huge 96% responded as £7.7 billion to the UK economy in economy and a 10% rise in visitation backwards” and “artistic isolation.” being in favour of remaining in the 2011, the sector is thriving despite numbers at museums and galleries, Only last week, 282 of the leading EU. With over 2.6 million people The EU contribution to the Arts the economic benefits of the UK employed in the creative economy, rd Why only a Remain vote on June 23 will benefit the future of British art seem clear. Unfortunately, with the it would be naïve to think that Brexit UK being only one small part of the Members of leaving the EU would not harm wider EU community, we need to our creative output. Of course, as has been wait until 2023 for the European the Creative the Mail Online said so eloquently, Capital of Culture to return to the the creative industries are filled with described UK where Leeds and Dundee have Industries “desperate left-wing luvvies,” so it been cited as hopefuls, but in the is no wonder that there is strong as a “huge meantime, it is worth remembering Federation .... support for the EU, but that should that the EU project is as much not negate the powerful voice of this creative step about cultural unity as it is about recently polled, influential community. economic prosperity. In the end, I anticipate that the Increasingly, the work of artists arts will be a quiet bystander in backwards” is becoming less bound by the [with] 96% the final arguments for staying or leaving the EU. With much of the and “artistic being in favour Leave campaign’s argument focused Maybe it is around anti-immigration bigotry, isolation” of remaining in you could easily vote for staying the role of in the EU on purely moral reasons recent cuts. As is always the case, the EU without worrying about the arts. some groups have complained art to remind However, in this time of European about EU regulation on the export creatives in the UK signed an open division and the rise of radical of cultural goods. However, the everyone of letter urging support for remaining anti-EU parties on the continent, fact that Europe’s cultural heritage in the EU. With the likes of Poet maybe it is the role of art to remind cannot be sold by Christies to the the importance Laureate Carol Ann Duffy, actors everyone of the importance of Middle East and Asia is probably a Bill Nighy, Benedict Cumberbatch this cultural union. The EU is far good thing. and Keira Knightly, and industry from perfect, and there are many One clear example of the EU’s of this cultural executives from leading production legitimate reasons one might want benefit is through initiatives such companies and publishers, creative to leave, but doing so without long as the European Capital of Culture. union support for the EU is overwhelming. term harm across different sectors Although the UK has not been While the financial benefit for and especially in the arts is not host since 2008 when Liverpool traditional geographic borders and creatives at the top is clear, many going to happen. was awarded the title, this yearly international collaboration has smaller, less influential artists show event has seen major benefits for become the norm. From the point equally strong support for the EU. ICU is holding an EU debate on the each city both economically and of view of the artists themselves With members of the Creative 2nd of June in Skempton 164

Acts for the 2016 LIFT Festival which is funded through Creative Europe. Clockwise from top left, MINEFIELD, Calling Tree, Miss Revolutionary Idol Berserker and YOUARENOWHERE by Baranova. Photo Credits: Manuel Abramovich, Tony Fanning, Cyclone A, Maria Baranova

Max Falkenberg point – the majority of that sum is Maybe so, maybe not, whatever King’s Speech, Slumdog Millionaire and advancement of culture will Arts Editor sent back in all the different shapes the truth, anyone claiming that the and this year’s Palme d’Or winner always come in forms that are not and sizes of EU spending in the UK. issue isn’t disastrously complicated to everyone’s taste. Equally, while Disgraceful I know, not only does is probably lying. However, in one some might argue that this degree ccording to the Leave area the EU is surely nothing but a Recent of arts funding could be matched if campaign, it is to the 175 UK force for good – amongst the many we left the EU, the past six years of tune of £350m a week other EU spending receipts, there is highlights reduced government spending on that the patriarchal one stack devoted to supporting UK culture suggests that this is unlikely. dictators in the EU extort our poor cultural arts and culture. using EU But the EU’s contribution to UK impoverishedA island. As the great While the Arts Council remains arts is more than just the Creative cultural icons Boris and Nigel might organisations officially neutral, their statistics show funding Europe funding. A number of like to believe, if it were not for the that over the 2014-2015 spending cultural institutions have benefited bloodsucking greed of the EU, each benefitted period, 175 UK cultural and creative from the work of the European and every British family up and organisations benefitted from €39 including Regional Development Fund and down the country would be wading from €39m million in Creative Europe funding programmes including Erasmus in the newfound riches of our – the UK being the second biggest Palme d’Or and Interreg make substantial great free trade state. Of course the in Creative beneficiary after Germany. From investments in British creative numbers are wrong, but that would projects on the artistic impact of winner institutions. Signatories of an open letter from make for a less punchy tagline. ceramics to the world renowned To satisfy those most interested in the CIF supporting EU membership. Including Thatcher’s renegotiation Europe funding Hay Festival, EU funding for the I, Daniel Blake the economic argument, it is worth From top: Carol Ann Duffy, Benedict of the UK’s EU contribution in arts is diverse and differentiating. remembering that the EU’s position Cumberbatch, Vivienne Westwood, 1984, the British rebate drops the the EU flood the UK with unwanted On a wider stage, many recent as the UK’s largest trading partner Anish Kapoor and Sophie Okonedo. actual sum to around £250m. But migrants, they also have the cheek highlights in British cinema have I, Daniel Blake. While many might also applies to the creative industries. Photo Credits: Chris Jackson, Gage even still, the whole idea of sending to think that they know best when come with the assistance of EU moan at thousands being spent on For every £1 invested in the creative Skidmore, Graeme Robertson, Rob away billions to the EU misses the it comes to spending in the Britain. funding including the likes of The niche art projects, the preservation industries, an additional £2.01 is Palme d’Or winner Ken Loach whose filmI, Daniel Blake was funded through Creative Europe. Photo Credit: Thibault Camus Stothard, Amanda Friedman. felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 27th MAY 2016 PAGE 25

friday 27 May TV [email protected] The Zombies are coming Saad Ahmed TV Editor We get

ver since it was introduced, to see a The Walking Dead’s popularity has soared normal through the roof. Another CHILL, HIP HOP, HOUSE, FUTURE BASS AND DNB Zombie apocalypse styled story, functioning Ethe franchise has a comic book, TV series, video game, and now, with Fear the Walking Dead, a spin-off society A NIGHT OF 90S AND 00S TV series. With the main show still INDIE, ROCK AND BRIT airing and already in place however, POP FLOORFILLERS! it begs the question, does this show descend add anything new and substantially Free entry to the first 25 different? people who post their song The short answer is yes: there’s into chaos choice on the wall! COCKTAIL CLUB enough to differentiate this spin-off series from the adventures of Rick and disorder Oh hey, an Imperial student after finishing their exam. Photo Credit: AMC Grimes and company in Atlanta. FRIDAY 27 MAY Buy two cocktails for £7.60 Fear the Walking Dead takes place to get a fix, scavenging through this is especially frustrating to watch. refreshing to watch. 20:00 - 02:00 on the other side of the United and order breaks down altogether. people’s medicine cabinets. Another For example, near the beginning, Amidst these bad choices, there METRIC & FIVESIXEIGHT States and features completely new The show is wracked with tension character, Christopher, is the typical some characters with more is a great deal of good stuff that and different characters to root for and suspense as events happen one rebellious teenager: difficult at times experience refuse to have stark and comes out which makes everything £1.50 Guestlist (and eventually weep tears for). The after another and things escalate and resentful of his father’s divorce. serious conversations about what’s worth it. Some of the characters are £2.50 On the door Every Friday from 20 May, starts 17:30 most significant difference however, to new heights. There are several The dysfunctional family unit been going on. The whole ‘in the compelling and have interesting £2.00 With an Entertainments Card is the fact that it takes place in the effective moments which detail the meant that there was also some dark’ aspect acts like an unnerving back stories that reveal what makes early days of the apocalypse; we get fall of a city, from cops taking down unwanted drama between ex-wives security blanket in season one, them tick. Two which stand out to see a normal functioning society a zombie on a freeway, to a SWAT and difficulty with cooperation where people don’t know things and the most are Colman Domingo descend into chaos and disorder. team surrounding a hospital. in general. However, eventually, have information kept from them as Victor Strand, a shady ex- imperialcollegeunion.org/whats-on comingimperial up!collegeunion.org/food-drink This was a time period skipped The main characters of the show everyone is able to band together and which leads to an infuriating block businessman who is basically this over in the original series as it went are part of a large and dysfunctional work against the craziness around of central characters. show’s Carol (main series badass) Venue Regular Events Time Day straight into the action. family group. For the most part, them. Not everyone makes it to the I don’t want to sound too negative and Rubén Blades as Daniel Salazar, The premise alone does make this everyone is written like real and end, obviously, but characters are but the dumb decisions and choices a Salvadoran refugee who would Metric & FiveSixEight Common People 20:00 - 02:00 Friday 27 May show intriguing and engaging to believable characters. However, a able to shed some of their annoying are a semi-regular occurrence, and protect his family at any cost. watch. Who doesn’t want to see the couple of them are teenagers, and quirks as things go on. these are what ultimately hampers The setting also changes as the big and bustling metropolis of Los with this, we get the cliche and However, before people start the show from becoming much characters move around, each with Friday 13 MAY FiveSixEight Super Quiz 20:00 - 22:00 Every Tuesday Angeles descend into chaos? As the annoying problems that come with working together, a giant ditch of greater than what it currently is. its own style and charm. Along the show goes forward, we see the first them. One of the characters, Nick dumb decision takes place. As is Occasionally there’s some good way, new characters show up that Metric Cocktail Night 18:00 - 23:00 Every Tuesday zombies make their presence felt. Clark, is a heroin addict who finds usually common with the survival stuff done by the characters here we get to meet (and watch die). 20:00 - 02:00 It’s a slow burn from a seemingly himself suffering from withdrawal horror genre, characters act like and there and when they deal with In addition, the story moves in Metric & FiveSixEight CSP Wednesday 19:00 - 01:00 Every Wednesday normal day to a society where law symptoms and is constantly trying boneheads at times and as viewers, the fallout of their actions, it can be interesting and unique directions which grab your attention and Metric || FiveSixEight Metric & FiveSixEight Club Night 20:00 - 02:00 Every Friday make you want to see how things go The story along. For example, there’s an escape on a yacht! How that happens and h-bar Pub Quiz 19:00 - 21:00 2nd & 4th Thursday where it leads to is something that moves in leaves you wanting more. h-bar PGI Friday 16:00 onwards Every Friday Fear the Walking Dead may have interesting seemed like an unnecessary spin-off Reynolds Quiz Night 19:00 - 23:00 Every Monday at first, but it has grown to become its own unique thing. While some Reynolds Board Games & Film Night 18:00 - 23:00 Every Tuesday and unique choices and plot elements can be frustrating to watch, there is Reynolds Pool Club 18:00 - 23:00 Every Wednesday directions ultimately more good done than bad. With the second season Reynolds Pizza Club 18:00 - 23:00 Every Thursday currently airing and the show which having been renewed for a third, it is definitely interesting to see how Reynolds Cocktail Club 17:30 - 01:00 Every Friday these particular group of survivors grab your will fare in the zombie apocalypse. 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TV [email protected] SE1 A Eulogy for Shows No More Henry Wild Shows can also be cancelled due Writer to infighting about any number of things, from the creative direction of the show to conflicts between s the renewal period some of the people involved. The for shows finally winds management might also decide to down and writers once axe the show in order to make room more begin plotting for a hopefully better and more ahead, networks start to announce profitable one. whichA shows didn’t make the cut. The major victims for this season are the singing competition Why do powerhouse American Idol, the country-music drama Nashville, and a personal favourite of mine, anything if it the Nathan Fillion driven, crime On the plus side, Nathan Fillion’s schedule is free! Photo Credit: ABC procedural Castle. But, as much as doesn’t earn we mourn the recently departed, the than letting it go stale they just cease Daisies, the fantastically absurd Care in point, Star Trek was cacelled reasons why individual shows are work on it. While some executives story of a pie-maker with the ability after three seasons. However, due cancelled are quite varied. you a good are of the ‘bleed it dry’ philosophy, to resurrect the dead, and Firefly, to massive fan support the show The most common reason for and will never cancel a show if it’s a ‘space western’ by Joss Whedon eventually returned to TV as Star a cancelled show will be a lack still bringing in the green, that rare with one of the largest and vocal Trek: The Next Generation, and the of viewer interest. It simply isn’t chunk of breed of management who actually cult followings. Weirdly enough, franchise is alive today with the new drawing in the numbers, and more believe in giving shows a satisfactory being cancelled often doesn’t mean series of rebooted films. importantly the advertising money, money? ending crops up often enough that that content stops being made for So, as much as we might get that the network wants, and so off the TV format is still going (fairly) the show. It’s generally the case angry at a network for cancelling with its head. This is especially true if strong. that when a show with a large fan our favourite show, try and think the lack of advertising money means More satisfyingly though, some Some of the more famous base is cancelled, the staff behind positively. For every great show that the show is turning a loss for shows are simply cancelled once casualties of recent times include it will be bombarded with requests that stops being produced another them. After all, my future bankers, they’ve run their course. The writers gems like Arrested Development, for a renewal or for more content takes its place, and if that sucks, why do anything if it doesn’t earn and director have told the story that an award-winning sitcom about a in that universe. Occasionally these who knows, we might get a reboot. you a good chunk of money? they wanted to tell, and so rather family of narcissistic idiots, Pushing fans get exactly what they wanted. Unless that sucks as well. Live just a 27 minute commute from campus This Week on Game of Thrones Valentine Place is the perfect base for you to enjoy the vibrancy of central London living. it would’ve felt weightier. In its of arrogant tendencies; having defence, however, there were a few In war, even potentially driven one of her closest * interesting things to be noticed in friends to his death. Dany, for better Just a 5 minute walk from Waterloo station, Valentine Place uniquely provides residents with a this scene. 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Above: BAO. Top to bottom; Classic Bao, with braised pork and peanut; Fried Chicken Bao; Pigs blood cake with soy cured egg yolk; Horlicks ice cream on sweet Bao. Photo Credit: Christy Lam

Christy Lam followed by a confident march up of beers, ciders and sake are of the Sichuan mayonnaise and the Writer north from Piccadilly Circus, I available. If you are looking for an kimchi all sandwiched between a arrived at the simplistic exterior authentic Taiwanese experience black sesame bao is everything I painted a calming light grey, for your tastebuds, go for a can of ever needed in life. ast Wednesday was expecting to see a queue so long Taiwan beer! Or go for a pot of Out of curiosity, I went for a another one of those that it would question my reasoning their Oolong tea. portion of Pig Blood Cake (£3.50) typical rainy, gloomy behind coming here in the first All that research on Instagram – a rectangular cousin of the British days with me sitting, place. Normally, especially during reduced my menu ticking activity black pudding and a common street staring into space in the back of weekends, the queue would start on to less than ten seconds. I quickly food not only in Taiwan, but also in Lthe Chem Eng library. I must have the street opposite and stretch far shoved the sheet to the waitress and China and Korea. BAO’s version, appeared to be either half asleep, or around the corner. Wait. No queue? sat waiting with high hopes. based on the Asian style blood deep in thought pondering upon I must have been dreaming. First off, the Classic Bao (£4). cake, comes mixed with glutinous the underlying philosophy of a Accepting my luck with gratitude The heavenly combination of the rice and fried until it’s crispy on the radiative heat transfer problem. and joy, I walked in and was shown pillowy soft, melt-in-the-mouth outside, yet wonderfully moist and Hangry, more like. I was craving to a seat by the clean, wooden bar steamed bun and the tender, chewy inside. As horrifying as this something naughty, something table. A one-page, A5 size menu flavourful braised pork was finished may sound to some, it’s delicious unique, something that tasted followed, highlighting all their and you definitely can’t taste any like home. After five minutes of signature dishes with beautiful blood. Rich, savoury, and rounded desperate scrolling up and down my artwork and also an old-school tick- BAO is off by that gorgeous runny soy- Instagram feed, I got an answer. sheet for you to input the quantity cured egg yolk. BAO, created by Erchen Chang of each dish you desire. A meal is never a meal without and brother and sister Shing Tat The menu at their Soho site has everything dessert. The only dessert item and Wai Ting Chung, started off developed much more since their available is their fried Horlicks ice as a miniscule travelling street stall street stall days. Nevertheless, it is cream Bao (£4). The fried bao is with Street Feast and Kerb. Many short and sweet, easy to read, no frills, I ever slightly sweetened with a texture like loyal customers, awards and baos no fancy language and no hidden a brioche or a doughnut. A generous later, they secured a regular Saturday costs. They still have a good range needed in scoop of their light, malty Horlicks trading spot at Netil Market, then of seven snacks, six types of Bao and ice cream melts slowly between the finally in 2015, transitioned into a four sides. Everything dazzles and bao, forming a magical harmony permanent site in Soho. is extremely tempting, despite some life between contrasting temperatures Despite being surrounded by items being more exotic than what and textures. the fast changing food trend, they the normal Londoner is used to: off with lashings of fragrant peanut Aside from my choices, other stuck to their two signature dishes: pig blood cake, trotter nuggets, kale powder and coriander. Wipes are popular items include the aged beef Gua Bao and their Taiwanese fried salad with salted egg. Don’t expect available so feel free to dig in with rump cap, which is basically thin chicken, called Xian Su Ji. If you’ve one Bao to fill you up – it’s only the your hands. slices of tender beef marinated in never heard of a Gua Bao before, size of a palm. And given the many Next up, the Fried Chicken Bao soy sauce. For vegetarians, the spicy it’s a popular Taiwanese snack tempting choices here you wouldn’t (£5). A compromise for anyone fried daikon (radish) bao, sweet consisting of a thick slice of braised want to leave with just one in your wanting to try the fried chicken potato chips and kale salad are pork belly sandwiched between a belly anyway. Think of their dishes without having just plain fried available. folded, steamed bun. as tapas. chicken. BAO’s fried chicken I arrived hungry and left fully Back to the story. After a high Drinks-wise, as their small, is truly one-of-a-kind. A light, satisfied, my taste buds swimming speed powerwalk session from flavourful dishes team up so crumbly, crunchy soy milk batter in umami, without having broken college straight to South Kensington beautifully with a beer, especially encasing tender, juicy bitesize the bank. What’s led to BAO’s Underground, an impatient four after a long day at work (in Chinese pieces of chicken, seasoned with success is simple, sincere, down-to- stop journey on the Piccadilly line we call them Xia Jiu Cai), a variety mouthwatering spices. The addition earth, good food.