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March 1994 SLUG SLUO March 1994 DEAR DICKHEADS Dear Dickheads, Dear Dickheads, In response to the love letter As the every so popular RAP from Alden Holloway addressed star extrodinare Snoopy Dog 6 to Helen Wolf: What the fuck? You would say the General Surgeon is '01. ISS. are a very sick person. Helen did in the home. First on my agenda ~C!LISHERI your mother read that shit? Per- ironic I feel like the Senator for haps you put Alden up to it? An- grindcore. Ha ...Ha..to the lovely I J.R. Ruppel other twisted love ploy Helen? You and always personable Helen ASSOCo EDITOR too are a very sickperson, but that Wolf. I thank you for your intrigu- Jon Shuman is one of your more favorable at- ing observation of JR. But there is tributes, causeone thing's for shore no need to be brutal to the guy. I COPY EDITOR (sp) ...y our tits ain't pretty!!! While observed a quote from I believe it Steve Trinnaman I'm at it, I hope JR was able to get was JR. I'm not sure of the story PHOTO EDITOR that dagger out of his left eye with because it was quite boring. But I your remarks about rockabilly did recall seeing Grindboy in it Robert DeBerry bandwagoning and Sabbathon that I must say turned me on to CARTOON shirts for your paycheck!!! Ouch! read a littlebit of the mumble. And Ouch! Ouch Now lets get his right it said and I quote "Or do I need T.L. Miller hjre bond. This air brush k just a smii example of hIs work. He Is currentiy eye, ready? Grindboy to explain it to you." So CONTRIBUTlNO doing work for T-shirt designs and Mind @ Large Ha! Take that!!! that got my little monthly drab motorcycles. WRITERS He Is available for any type of creative writing losers huh? We'll with me; The master mind of the Chris Salisbury work that you may need done. Hehas show you! Next month okay? Now GRIND... I just wrote that little also done cars and other stuff. Call Helen, since your (sp) so dange wrap right there on the spot preety Helen Wolf him and get a better look at whot he can do. Contact Jim at: 532-4812. smart c2n you tell me where good. And will call the grate A Scott Vice If you woM like to subnit afhmkfor are when you're so undergrdund little thing "Information a cover. Send it tothe P.0 box. Artwork Jeff Reptile even the Salt Lake Under Ground Grindboy" people could write won't acknowledge you? Can you there comments or questionsand I Stimboy tell me' Helen can you huh? I'm shall answer all while I write to the William Athey waiting ... pretty peoples I will headbang to Uncle Ezra Signed, my favorite Def Leppard Album! OUR THANKS Don't wanna conthore Helen Stick that in your pipe and smoke Ed Note: Hey cornhclin' look up the it ...Helen Wolf, I wuv you. Lara, Beth Sutton. Private Eye, word sarcasm or satire and 'have The boy that loves to dance, , . Jon T., Dave Hendrickson, Krls, Margl Alban, Chopper. 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