- - Choral Concert .What the Mayflower Wrought BI Mitch Horowtiz In Question In the world of Sydney Biddle Barrows when the second messiah comes down to earth it will be as a call By Lynn Metviner girl. The Music Department, because of lack of funds, may have to cancel this Call girls, says the former madam, help lonely men in year'a annual Christmas concert said a need, swim against an injust legal system and - well music department official. "There heck - "they liked the clients so much." may not be a concert because the costs of produc- ing such a concert Barrows found alh this out by accident. After her father is too much to be funded by the music department alone," said Timothy Mount, refused to send her to college - "You're a pretty girl; director of Choral some rich man will marry you. I don't think you need to Music. Although in other years the Music go to college." - and she was fired from the fashion Department was able to fund the annual Christmas concert, the costs industry after taking on a corrupt superior - "There's of music supp- lies have gone up too much for them to nothing more I hate than people telling me what to do" pay for it all, Mount said. The Music Department she found herself running a call girl operation. pays for the organist, which alone And she ran it well: "You should excuse the expression costs $1000, he said. It has been a tradition in the previous but never once in five years did we get 'stiffed.' " years, to hire the ,ong Island Brass Guild, a group of Stony But the operation came tumbling down in 1984 when a Brook graduates, o play at the Christmas "'greedy landlord" and a cop "who wasn't really very concert. They charge $500 to play. mhis year, because of the lack of funds the bright" exposed her. She got off on a class "d" misder- Music Depart- ,nent may not be able to afford to hire this group meanor and a $5000 fine, wrote a book, was portrayed in a Statesman Graphic Mount said. Officials in the Music Department said TV movie and picked up $2700 at Stony Brook Tuesday The 'Mayflower Madam,' Sidney Biddle Barrows. they may have a problem because they told night. this group they could play and now they can't "Barrows,whose blue-blooded ancestors came over on of the seven those other, less tasteful services demand. pay them. As a result the Choral Society turned to the Program and the Mayflower, spoke Tuesday in front of about 150 - But life wasn't all pleasure. "Another thing I was Services Committee (PSC) for money to pay students in the Fine Arts Center. In a royal blue dress and extremely strict with is that the young ladies be on time." this group said Mount. They received funding from PSC last year a head of blond hair the 35-year-old fonwter madame And only oral sex and intercourse were allowed. and they expected to be funded this year, according to Mount. entertained most of the audience with tales of well- Drugs? Maybe a toke if offered. Alcohol? Nothing Mark Joachim, treasurer of PSC, said that the funding behaved call girls, sentimental johns (like the "ugly" one stronger than wine and only two glasses, please. process is revamped each year. "This year, PSC opted who was so nice) and hyjinks of she and her friend Lucy "All of the people who called us were real gentleman to fund a Choral Society which, while running a call girl service. and the first thing they would ask is Would you like a in the belief of the council, was truly She accepted questions pleasantly. Signed auto- drink?' But the girls couldn't drink hard booze," Barrows representative of the undergraduate student body. The Choral Society graphs. Smiled at admirers. She pointed out that she was informed the audience. must remember that because of our guide- lines we cannot fund two choral wearing no jewelery. Besides, "They really did honestly spend most of their societies." According to Neil ;"If you can give it away, why can't you sell it?" she -time talking" and only "five to 10 minutes in bed," Bar- Auerbach, chair of PSC, "Everything has to be for the students by the students." asked three times. rows said, adding that the news program Sixty Minutes Neil said, "The (choral society) She told the story of a "poor girl" who worked for her was required watching so the girls would be able to is an organization run by Tim Mount." who was offended by the arrogance of a drunk client. "If discuss current events with the customers. According to the Choral Society's constitution, they are not a "club", Auerbach said. the young lady didn't like who she was there with she The girls carried a shower cap, bubble bath, stockings, Article one states that the chamber singers and could leave and we would pay her for the whole even- make up and a credit card roller. Not the large type in the chorale are part of the Choral Society, however, they are offered as courses and ing," Barrows assured everyone. department stores, Barrowed explained, but a petite land can there- fore not be considered a "club." The Barrows looked out for her girls. Only the best hotels that could fit just so in a fashionable, but conservative fact that the Choral Society holds auditions, is also against were used, because, she explained, "We wanted the purse. And never, never did they violate the dress code. POLITY laws, which state that "all undergraduate students young ladies to have somewhere to sit other than the "Under no circumstances where they allowed to wear that pay a student activities fee are allowed I bed." Cheap hotels, it seems, are poorly furnished. pants or anything even approaching pants," Barrows to join any organizations," accord- ing to Auerbach. The girls only had to work three nights a week, instead {continued on page 5) Also, according to the Choral Society's constitution, posi- tions within the club are appointed by the director, which is unconstitutional according to the PSC's bylaws. Auerbach said, "I'm a person that follows the rules. I read every College Land Kids Make a Pair constitution." Another main reason that the Choral Society did not get the money is By Amelia Sheldon doing it (participating in the program) for three years," said because the money made by the concert will "We need volunteers," said Doug Ballan, who has partici- Ballan who added he felt that both the children and the go back to the Music Department. According to Auerbach pated in the Big Brother/Big Sister for a Day program for the volunteers enjoy the time they spend together. the money Polity is putting into the concert should come past three years and is helping to organize this semester's back to Polity for student use. The Choral Society's representatives disagree with Poli- special day. The program, originated by former Polity Piesident Marc ty's reasons. The choral groups (the chambersingers and Gunning, invites children from the Little Flower Children's chorale), Mount said, are mostly comprised of people who Services to share a day of activities with a student here on 'What we are striving to just joined the groups, but did not take these courses. The campus.This Sunday, November 22, will mark the third year Choral Society representatives also say that their groups are do is to provide these kids composed mostly of undergaduate students. POLITY of the program. "Generally about 60 kids come and are met by 60 volun- with that one-on-one claimed that the music department gets the money back teers," Ballan saids "But it is likely that 70 kids will show up from the concerts, but the money goes to the Theatre Department. this year." relationship' 'NVhat we are striving to dois to provide these kids with The members of the Choral Society said that they felt like they are being punished because they are affiliated with the that oneon-one relationship which they badly need," said P [ . - Laurie Anne Lee, president of the Big Brother/Big Sister Music Department. Mount said that the group has no choice : program this year, "lThis is just about the only thing that they "It is a lot of work," said Lee, "But it is really worth it. I am but to be affiliated with the music department, in order to get don't get at Little Flower." ^A hoping to establish a close relationship with more of the a professional conductor, sheet music, and a practice room. I The children and their Big Brother/Big Sister will meet at kids, I love them and I'd just like to get to know more of them The Christmas concert usually packs a full house Mount noon in the Stony Brook Union Ballroom and spend the better." said. and this year 500 people are expected to attend. afternoon watching a movie and getting to know each other. "The idea is that it is a big brother for a the day, no 'Me circumstances have been evaluated and the Choral Dinner will be served at 4:30 p.m. and followed by four hours committment, but you can arrange to see your little sibling Society. according to Auerbach, will not be getting any money from the PSC committee in the future. Even if the of splashing fun in the pool. on a regular basis through this introduction," said Ballan, "The children love it and they behave extra good so they adding that participants have enjoyed the program whether Choral Society changes their constitution, they cannot can come on this day and...a lot of the students have been they pursued it past the initial introduction or not. (continued on page 3) - I lRadiO /lbak COMPUTER CENTER »/ haek 111-113 Alexander Avenue, Lake Grove, NY 11755 (516) 724-7136 nology Store™ * TANDY CORPORATIOR
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*to7 C w ;W J,0OR %A I II %AI 7% y I lo %A 5 --f I %.q Public Safety Crime Statistics Conspiracy The following are incidents that occurred on campus 'Number of cases in 1986 as reported through 11/25. By the College Press Service as reported to the Campus Public Safety Department **Number of cases in 1986 as reported through 11/9. The University of Texas just can't break down a "conspi- The time period covered is from January 1, 1986 to racy of silence" among greek pledges long enough to curb November 15, 1986, and January 1, 1987 through A total of 118 arrests were made from January 1, 1986 hazing on campus, an 11 1-page report issued Oct 20 stated. November 15, 1987 unless otherwise noted. The figures through November 4, 1986, and 77 arrests were made in The report suggested Texas - as well as several other were compiled from the Public Safety Department's 1987 in the same period. schools trying to stop fraternity and sorority hazing of their records. Of the 24 cases in 1986 of assault, four cases included own members - is going to have a tough time succeeding * of Incidents the use of the following weapons; knife, smoke bomb, until student attitudes change. arrests were made and three other The report was issued by a 26-member Presidential Com- 1986 1987 bottle and a pot. Six students were referred to Student Affairs. The other 20 mission on Fraternal Organizations, created last year by Grand larceny* 18 54 cases included use of physical force. Texas President William Cunningham to investigate hazing, Burglary 195 237 In 1987, seven cases of assault using a weapon were -alcohol abuse and disruptive behavior among greeks. -Sexual abuse 0 4 reported. Three of the cases involved use of a handgun, Hazing is "like prostitution or pornography. It is a consen- Exhibitionism** 17 -10 two assaults with bee-bee guns, one with a club and sual activity, and this makes it extremely difficult to deal Attempted rape 0 1 another with a bottle or brick. with," said chairman John Ratliff, a UlT law professor. "Nor- .Harassment 147 208 Of the 21 cases of reckless endangerment in 1986, four mally it does not come to light until someone gets badly Criminal mischief 399 530 arrests were made, and three students were referred to hurt." Reckless endangerment 21 14 Student Affairs. In 1987, 14 cases of reckless endanger- And reports of severe injuries are almost constant. Arson 4 8 anent were reported and no arrests were made. One Two weeks ago, for instance, a University of Mississippi Auto thefts 11 17 student, however, was referred to Student Affairs. student, Harry Cline, was killedwhen he fell down a flight of Assault 24 26 -Mary Lou lang stairs at the Kappa Alpha house. He allegedly had been False fire alarms 342 378 drinking, despite a campus ban on drinking, and UM officials Bike thefts 28 23 are investigating. 'Duke put its Sigma Chi chapter on probation for various party infractions, while University of Maryland officials nnnjnumea trhpv rnav install morer ricrid rules to» reC~late knjnjUIneflt:UoMIYRMY installU more1% riAid. ulestoreul r- a off-campus greek parties. Also this fall, Penn State disbanded its Alpha Phi Alpha chapter for physically abusing pledges, while Loyola of New Orleans issued a formal warning to its Beggars fraternity for reportedly harassing, mocking and excluding black students. Ame'I Stanford University's Zeta Psi fraternity was "voluntarily * disbanded tor 5 years 1ollowing an investgaion oiine drowning of a member in 1986. Texas has had more than its share of greek troubles, Full Service however. Lee Roever, a former Alpha Tau Omega pledge, recently won an undisclosed out-of-court settlement from the ATO Hair Salon national chapter after threatening to sue over a hazing inci- dent. He and 20 other pledges were forced to stay awake for Haven Mall 4 days, and were pelted with eggs. Of Smith In September, the parents of Phi Kappa Psi pledge Mark Seeberger filed a $40 million suit, seeking damages for See- mllmrmll~~ - berger's death by alcohol poisoning during a hazing ritual in I 1986. UT banned the fraternity after the Seeberger tragedy. but I "a Tnnlf n jiP laKt WeeK s,> _treport asene sppiru u^ *uvn,-V mayiz be impossible. The report cited 2 fraternities, the Texas Cowboys and the Silver Spurs. for continuing hazing despite administration warnings to stop. Pledges were taken for "rides" - driven far from home, then abandoned - the report said. Initiates also were shLcked with electric cattle prods and beaten with paddles. ChoralI Fu nds (continued from page 1) receive money, he said. The reason is that one of the articles of PSC's bylaws says "If PSC members determine that the membership of a particular club is already funded as part of another club to pursue similar objectives or present similar programs then it shall refuse funding of that club or event. The musical club that has been recognized by Polity as a club is called the Sounds of Stony Brook, which is a group run for students by the students. This club is a club as defined in the PSC bylaws, Auerbach said.
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Smith subsequently was lighting after 3 Penn football players were stabbed by local suspended for 1 game. youths during an argument over whether the Boston Celtics At the University of Texas at El Paso, police were called in or the Philadelphia 76ers are the best professional basket- - but did not make an arrest - when dorm residents ball team. complained basketball player Chris Sandle has been disrup- All 3 of the injured athletes - Robert O'Brien, 20, Joseph tive and threatened other students Oct. 18. Fylypowycz, 19, and Patrick Maley, 19 - are expected to And on Oct. 18, Iowa City, Iowa officials added more recover from multiple stab wounds, a Penn Medical Center charges against University of Iowa football player Keaton spokesperson said. Smiley for allegedly hitting a female classmate last May. The attack intensified simmering student fears of crime on Smiley also has been charged with beating another the urban campus, where two rapes, another knifing, an woman with a knife last June, and if convicted, could face a assault on 4 students by a plank-wielding man and the mandatory life prison term. mugging of 4 varsity wrestlers have been reported over the Earlier in October, a Pasadena, Cal. judge sentenced the last year. suspended University of Southern California football player \i L1#( "People are afraid to walk around at night, even if they Aaron Emanuel to 14 days in jail, 3 years of probation and have a companion," said Penn student politician Sander 104 hours of community service for punching Sharon Hat- Barrows Gerber. . field, another former USC athlete, at a party in August. Meanwhile, Michigan State football player Blake Ezor and While Penn's students were protesting the attack on ath- (continued from page 1) letes, however, other campuses were coping with attacks Univertsity of Missouri football coach Woody Widenhofer said. and alleged crimes committed by their athletes. were arrested for allegedly drunk driving. Most of the payment was by credit card and was politely requested over the phone. When the "nitty gritty" was over, she said, clients would be left with a brochure and a business card, which "if I do say so myself, were very elegant." Sixty percent of her clients were married. "Let's face it, after you're married a while a little variety doesn't hurt," she explained, counseling that "a lot of women let them- selves go after having children." This, of course, makes for unhappy husbands. Many of the single clients, she said, were workaholics who were just lonely. "The saddest calls we got were during the world series and the Super Bowl times" from men who had no buddies to watch the game with. Life was fun in her madam days; but when talking about the present she seems hardly amused. She has $400,000 in legal bills and hasn't been able to find "quite the right man." She dislikes her constant media attention, but. she explained, is on the lecture circuit first to "enlighten" the public and second to pay her bills. A TV movie that appeared about her last Sunday "wasn't very real" - except for the portrayl of the "greedy landlord," the "not very bright" cop and a "sleazeball" pimp, Eddie. An audience member asked Barrows how she would feel if she had a daughter who was a call girl. Barrows said she wouldn't like it, but then, she wouldn't like her daugh- ter to be a lot of things, including a toll booth operator by the Holland tunnel. "At least I would hope that there would be someone out there who cared about their girls as much as I did." she reasoned. Did Barrows ever go out on call herself? "It's not right for me. I'm just not a casual sex person. I've never has a one night stand in my life and I just don't like the idea of a strange man touching me - but that doesn't mean I think anything's wrong with it." The "always bright, always pretty and always presen- table" girls in Barrows' operation were, she said. medical students, aspiring actresses and, in one case, a cute girl who needed to pay for a "fabulous wedding." Their boy- friends, you see, didn't mind them playing the call girl circuit and the girls, "They wanted to be in this business." While statistics on call girls and street walkers are rare, sociologists say that about 50 percent of them in New York are heroin addicts. Law enforcement officials have bemoaned the fact that call girls, because of their rich johns, are often above the law. "We in the legal profession see the seamy side of the administration of prostitution laws and are amazed at the discrepancy in enforcement toward a $15 street- walker as opposed to a $500 call girl," Robert Cherwin, director of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sex has noted in one of the society's publications. "But," Kate Millet, a former call girl, has noted in her memoirs, "You can't say, even of the call girl, that she has many other ways to earn an adequate living ...Because Up to $200 a day. Twenty-four hours a day, Just slip in your Central Federal CashCard it's very hard for women to earn an adequate living and so we do not have much economic choice - even the call seven days a week. or other NYCE card and you're armed for the the bright new store, the theater or a night on the Town. girl. And the minority woman on the street - the poor NYCE money is here-through woman - she has no choice at all." Automatic Teller Machine at Central Federal When you get to be 50 years old and have tons ot money. you learn what it means to be Of her former johns, Millet recorded in an autobiogra- Suddenly the most Central corner in the phical work."When I really felt like a whore is when I had - __e, Me r ,_ dncr-%rrie-win rrr1n7;niA=tt MeqVu neignrorornI o is cvte: IIIUtU IV it' It/. Wc(i xF _ edera to talk to them, -ing up to them really while only talking ...That s when I really felt 1was kissing their ass - more than when I was literally kissing their ass. That's when I realhly felt that I was a whore. That's the most humiliating thing - having to agree with them all the time because you're bought. That's why it's not as easy as saying That's the Central idea 2)X Savins 'prostitution is selling a service.' That's why it's selling C 1987-CentraI Fede'al Savhngs FS8 your soul." 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Time for me to look they still occur a little less frequently to this day. appearance and actions. Personally, I would suggest back at my collegiate experience and see what I have "Crush" is such a perfect word. As I've gotten older, love seeking our variance -try something, someone, differ- gained from it.Arising out of the college experience is a has come to affect me in different ways. It is not quite as ent. B) Don't expect things too early - there is a time for realization: immediately prior to college is high school. scary, but it is just as intense. In my three and a half that, but is should develop naturally. C) Realize if you can where the average student has no doubts that he/she years at Stony Brook, love has affected my academic and that the one you love or could love had a life of their own knows all that is basically essential to know in this athletic performance, as well as my personality. It has before you came along, and probably still does. D) Never world. The college education, on the other hand, played a large role. take the advice of love features in Ladies Home Journal enlightens the individual to the fact that he/she knows For some curious reason, why I do not know, it seems or Cosmopolitan. E) Probably the most important rule of very little about this mysterious world. With this uncer- a number of people like to relate their love lives to me all is that there is no set pattern to follow (do not take my tainty to my credit, due to three and one half eventful (maybe they see me as a rational, together person when advice, just do whatever feels right). There are other years, I want to discuss an appropriate, correlating, and it comes to relationships - ha ha!). I usually listen things, beside the brain, that you can think with. incredibly original topic: love. closely, offer subtle suggestions, then walk away wond- You do not have to look for love - it will usually find If I had to choose one thing that has greatest charac- ering why the person had more confidence in me than I you. Just be receptive to it. Also, there is not need to terized or affected my college years it would be the myself do. Advice on love is not like advice on one's worry - it's going to happen. t existence or inexistence of love in my life, and the var- tennis backhand: love is not rational, so how do you ious effects of its So, what to do when love does strike? When things presence or absence. It has been an reason with a person who is feeling the effects of love? extremely powerful become imminent, in the heat of the moment, decision force, and I have been the benefi- I do not claim that this writing will provide any solu- ciary (not necessarily become frantic. This is the time when passion may over- in a positive way) of an abundance tions. With this in mind, let me pass on some ideas and come discretion. These are the weighty days of of amorous feelings (we're talking intensity not quan- possible advice. Love is many things - too manythings. safe sex. tity). Yes, I did not want this to become political. Anything to do I have gone through a hell of a lot, but I am still To mention a few, it is intense, beautiful, scary, confus- clueless: with sex nowadays is in danger of that. In all honesty, I what in God's name is love?! Well, it is obvious ing, ensuring, and sure enough, fickle. Love controls our that the am in no position to suggest the proper means of pre- question is a common one: man has spent more lives - whether we want it to or not. It can-foster, and it caution. That is certainly for you to decide. Acting energy crying in ecstasy, crying in pain, and crying in can hinder. It can be comfortable or it can feel very responsibly is of major importance and it should not be confusion about that magic thing called love. One thing comfortable. Love at its best is a big, warm cotton looked on as hinderance to 'the act." I am currently is certain, Central America will never be as controversial sweater -when love has gone bad it becomes an irritat- working on a contraceptive, protective invention that is as love. At times, I think there are too many songs with ing wool. Love can take many forms, and can prove to be spontaneous, effective and comepletly unnoticeable - love as their subject. Then I think, no, love is a more than beneficial or damaging. But I am writing with this in but until I do, just be prepared. Of course, the rules of worthy topic, and it makes sense. But can love be mind: much love experienced is probably better than safe sex do not mean one defined? You will certainly not find its definition here, for little or none experienced. has to love any less. The more one learns through Ivoe, the less risks he/she will face. I will not even try. What I will try to do is relate some Have you been looking to add something else to your Ignorance is the most dangerous enemy. ideas that I have gained through my personal experien- schedule? College provides many areas of interest, but ces. This seems to be particularly directed toward fresh- love must be considered its greatest extracurricular Slight mystification, not ignorance, is what I admit to man and underclassman. You have reached maturity, activity. And, voila, it can be discovered in the definitive in regards to love. Yet it is an understood mystification, a both physically and mentally (O.K., there are a few learning atmosphere: the classroom beats the hell our of mystification not without wisdom. We are all mystifies exceptions), and you have been given your first real any bar. You cannot and you do not have to carry on a by love in varying degrees. My hope is that this writing opportunity of freedom and independence: Puppy love is love affair with your textbooks -give the real thing a try. has helped to maybe only slightly make clearer the blur a thing of the past, you are now primed for "serious Here is something comforting: there is no need for that is love. And also to promote it as much as I can. It is love." College is four years of great opportunity -- concern, for unlike you academic subjects, love does not time for me to get prepared for the middle-aged secre- after college, middle-aged secretaries and overweight require you to acquire and direct knowledge from it. You taries (sorry if I offend anyone - you are beautiful businessmen become the hottest prospects. will be tested, but not for a grade. Freshman, don't worry ladies.) But you that will still be here should take advan- You might be asking yourself what authority I have in about it - you will never fully know what love is. One tage of it. Love is anything but boring - it adds spice to the subject of love. The answer is probably very little, yet thing that it is not should be made clear - love is not a life, and college is the perfect environment. this is no less than anybody else. (Author's note: Dr. contest: winners of "who gets the most wins" usually Right now introduce yourself to the person on your left Ruth is not an authority on love.) What I do feel is that,as end up with the least in the end. - you never know what may happen. Anyway, good a senior, I am in a position of influence, and therefore I Certainly there are and should be some rules in the luck, and enjoy yourselves. (If you do come to learn fell obligated to potentially help anybody that maybe game of love, but flexibility is a must. Here a few possible anything, look me up let me know. Personally I could pondering the problem of love. guidelines to follow: A) What to look for in a person: you stand to learn a hell of a lot more.) When I was a little boy, I used to lose sleep wondering know best what you like in a person, just keep in mind if I would ever get to kiss a girl, much less get to marry not to overlook a possibly great opportunity on the basis (Writer is a sernior majoring in English and is currently one. Confidence was long in developing with me. of a physical or surface impression. The integral part of a single. Student Vote Packs Power on Campus and Off By Esther Lastique Stony Brook -- a rarity that will hopefully begin to well as other violent assault crimes, are discretely Once the sun goes down, Stony Brook takes on a change. related to the level of safety of a community. If paths and different look. It's a place of nightlife, studies and fear. One thing that will bring about that change is the fact walkways here are well-lit, and emergency phones Our campus doesn't have adequate lighting, emergency that Stony Brook students are beginning to get voting (which alert public safety to your location byjust picking phones or enough Public Safety officers, and it's rights in the town of Brookhaven. What that means is up the receiver) abounded, maybe an attacker would because of this that our campus community lives in fear. that we now hold the electoral power over every legisla- think twice before striking. Maybe women wouldn't feel Many question why there is a shortage of security on tor that represents Sulfolk County. Nine thousand stu- obligated to walk with someone they don't know very campus. Why don't we have enough lights, or an emer- dents (undergraduates alone) can make or break a well (the possible beginnings of an acquaintance rape gency phone system or sufficient security staff? Admin- candidate and can change the outcome of any election. situation), and maybe an escort service that's properly istration says the answer is money, SUNY Central says >~ly -..*N-¥n..... --i; ^ ^ ^ -*------.^; ; ;;, ,; staffed with screened Public Safety employees could be ..::-::' _ -:.. :: :;:.s -:_ = w ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~':::::::::::i:::Ij~~~i:i:it· -:~. '.i~:::~~~:i. I:.: the answer is money, and the state says the answer is called instead Could it be possible that someday women money. But what about the money set aside by SUNY |nyi|S4 inlca can - could actually walk alone on our campus and not be Central for special projects that all SUNY campus afraid? .... .: ..: -: . .. administrations can apply for? What about New York I~i~ici::il aetd, i:i t d n . The point is this -- anything can change if the uni- State's enormous surplus fund, which is approximately nhange1I tii en ted student voice speaks. Three years ago, 100 Stony 300 million dollars? So much money and yet so little Brook students slept in the SUNY Central Building in *-- --, . : .. . access. Or maybe not enough of an attempt. . . *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·:-Albany, pushing for SUNY divestment in South Africa. It The key to the answer to these questions, as well as to wasn't that long ago that Stony Brook students cared many issues that we live with and accept as part of our Ii~ sIocspeaks' enough to make their voice heard. The time has come to daily sacrifices, is a concept called student empower- unite again, but now it's time to fight the issues we live ment. In simple english, this means that students will with every day. The first step is to care. The second is to take pride in the fact that they possess the power to It is this new power that can begin to empower students, ask a question. The rest is easy. change policy. Joe Student, your average, middle-class and it can begin as soon as tomorrow On November If you feel unsafe on this campus, and you're con- America Stony Brook student, will begin to believe that 20th at 10 a~m. in the Jacob Javits Room of the library cerned about how safety can be improved, do something his voice makes a difference when issues are %secondfloor) Kenneth Lavalle, the State Senator of this about it. Come up to Polity and ask about the Safety addressed. Students who are empowered do crazy county, is coming to speak Lavalle. who serves as the Coalition, and how to join it. Join tomorrow's hearing in things - they rally for a cause, they hold sit-ins, they chair of the State Senate Higher Education Committee, the library with Kenneth Lavalle. Let's pack the room sign petitions, they attend meetings and forums, and has been quoted in the past as being tired of Stony tomorrow and show our strength -- and let's show the they vote for student government officials based on their Brook's problems. I doubt he would be so apathetic to state legistature what Stony Brook is really made up of accomplishments and their stands on the issues, not on our cries If we become his new constituency. -- Students who's got the prettiest poster. Empowered students The topic Lavelle will be discussing is aquaintance (The writer is a member of the Student Association of change the way we live, and they're a rarity here at rape. As popular opinion will verify, this violent crime, as the State University (SASUQ) Statesman Thursday, November 19, 1987 9 ffl Cfeativeqwotd Systems,'Etd. ^^ ^nf^'i rir $iFF'i^_ (516) 361-6210 I I, Local area word processing services; the nuclear power industry iscrazy. kend, that fact does little to appease Why-P.I.R.G.? Professional, Confidential, Courteous Then what about the people who those remaining in the residence To The Editor: support safe nuclear power? Or the halls during the outage period. In *Papers, Dissertations N Y P..R .G.'s latest brilliant ones who don't care either way but addition to staff persons who live in College apps. scheme centers around a relatively aren't too crazy about food poison- the buildings and must remain on *Thesis books, new food processing system called ing? N.Y.P.I.R.G. should get its act duty during the weekend, there are *Resumes, Medical, Technical, food irradiation. In its infinite wis- together and use our money for many foreign students whose only Statistical dom N Y.P.I.R.G. wants to be the something we all want instead of is the residence hall in which home *Laser Printer - Graphics Scanner panicked passenger yanking the using it for something that many they currently reside, How can wheel out of the driver's hands. people do not support and have no these persons be expected to func- *Desktop Publishing The process of food irradiation, wish that their money be used to tion normally for two days in an QUICK TURNAROUND ,which does not make the food fight it. unheated building, especially if the 900 Rte. 111 , Hauppauge, N.Y. adioactive, has been studied for temperature should drop unsea- Office Hours: 8;30-5:30 M-F over forty years and has undergone Michael Lutas sonably low? It seems the basic literally hundreds of studies. A few health and safety needs of these years ago it was approved by the individuals are being totally disre- FDA which was convinced that it's Misguided Madam garded. Is it too much to expect that safe. To allow consumers to make residence halls should remain informed decisions a labelling law To The Editor: heated while legally open to AUTO was adopted that all foods whose I went to see the "Mayflower students? irradiated ingredients make up Maddam" last night. I was terribly An important goal for any univer- more than 90% of the product will revoltedby what I heard. sity is retention, and most institu- INSURANCE be labelled with an abstract symbol She made her whole experience tions employ persons to address call... called the radura and a short expla- in running a prostitution ring sound that specific issue. How strange nation underneath (irradiated or like she was running another busi- that administrators haven't consi- Three Village-Bennett prepared by irradiation) for two ness. She said that drug abuse was dered the implications of their deci- Agency, Inc. years. Afterwards the symbol like alcohol abuse, everyone is sion, which can only be a would appear alone (which is doing it so what's the big deai. To perpetuation of the poor image immediate insurance cards for what's now happening) finish it all off, she said that if she Residence Life currently has with any driver...any age had a chance N.Y PI. R.G. has taken a strong posi- to do it all over again, students. This apparent neglect of NO BROKERS FEES! she would. tion against the current labelling student needs can have nothing I was revolted by what I 716 ROUTE 25A, SETAUKET, N.Y. law. They're right, the law's bad heard but a negative effect on retention. 1/4 MILE FROM SUAt! because not enough people know yesterday night. Prostitution is not The Residence Hall Terms of a victimless crime. Its victims are about the process or the label and Occupancy states that "The Uni- the prostitute what it means. Nobody should be herself, who could versity has the right ... to suspend 941-3850 and probably wvill given foods if they don't know contract a STD or withdraw accommodations, ... L what's been (sexually transmitted disease) or done wrth it. If that's for health and safety reasons ...'' -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~N% get pregnant. -- all they were doing I'd be applaud- Prostitution also has However, it also claims that it is its victims in the number ing it, maybe even working on the of broken committed to the promotion of Free Pregnacy Testing homes by divorce. Finally, the grea- project. Too bad it's not. They also student development," and states test victim is the community itself, Free Professional Counseling take the position that consumers that regulations are designed with when many people move out of the should not be allowed to make the "this philosophy in mind." Turning - Strictly Confidential neighborhood to escape their once choice of whether or not to use food off the heat and hot water could proud community now turned into, BIRTH-CONTROL- ABORTION treated this way by trying to banthe 'hardly be construed as a philan- what Shakespere once wrote, "a i I process. As far as I could tell there thropic gesture designed to - VASECTOMY - couch for luxury and damned were two reasonsforthis. First was enhance student growth. On the incest". the question of safety. Is a process contrary, such as action will in The most revolting thing was that's been studied for forty years effect chase students away rather when the people applauded on her in hundreds of studies and that has than encourage them to remain on ' 0W comments on drugs and alcohol. managed to pass the requirements campus during the weekends. Those people who clap today will be of arguably the toughtest govern- It is unfortunate that Stony Brook INSTITUTE tomorrow's people who are in jail, a ment food safety department in the has made a decision that students halfway house, or even worse, the world really safe?? I couldn't buy will perceive as a blatant disregard grave. Drugs and or alcohol have into the argument that the FDA has for their comfort, well being, and HAUPPAUGE HEMPSTEAD claimed the lives of such people as rushed the studies 'and just physical safety. Perhaps a conti- 582-6006 Non-Profit Since 1965 538-2626 Edgar Allan Poe, Marilyn Monroe, screwed up. The FDA specializes nuation of the "Bob Francis experi- Sponsored By PAS Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrison, 'v ______on overkill in their testing require- ment" is in order; if administrators John Belusi, and John Bonham. .I ... . -.------~~~~~~~~~~7 ~~~,- ---. . , ments. They've slowed down the making the decisions were toexpe- Just saying "no" is not enough. release of hundreds of medications rience firsthand conditions the stu- You need to dicipline yourself and |K0pmthing-- that had already been approved dents endure, it seems likely that say, "I won't let these drugs ruin it elsewhere and proven safe. Exam- decisions might take some of the Statesman ..-.-,w.elcomes for me. I refuse to let drugs ruin it : ples range from a class of drug aforeme itioned factors into :-::: ~ ~.~ ~~:.' .:: ::*.$:: . ::.: -::.-: *og:- W *.:* .-:-.::-: . -::.::*:::: .:::.: : for me." called beta-blockers designed to consideration. prevent second heart attacks to I just hope that Ms. Barrows has letters and viewpoints learned her lesson, and never to do promising new AIDS treatments Name witheld upon request that are being developed today The such debauchery again. I am not from its -raders Corm' one to judge or condemn her I'll charge that the FDA inadequately Identification studied food irradiation is ludi- leave her to heaven to judge. respondences iUst- crous Ithink it more likely that their Reiteration Peter Gverin . . .- * ..- n other reason for stopping food ,rra- To The Editor: b He ||typ ed - -do ublIe- : diation is the central one behind David Markey (Statesman,Nov 5) their opposition, Their argument No Thanks was horrified that Josh Dubnau's spaced, signed,,"{land goes like this. The radiation comes Viewpoint (Statesman, Oct 22) from radioactive waste which up To The Editor: equated George Washington, the must -include the wri- until now was (for the most part) On Friday, November 27, at 1:00 founder of our nation, with Daniel Ortega, just sitting there taking up space am, the heat and hot water in the the founder of the new -tees phone -iumbers. t Nicaraguan government. I think So now this turns a nuclear power residence halls will be shut off to I understand Mr. Markey's disgust. liability into a plus. In other words, 'repair leaks" and work on the There is a vast difference between perpet- '... food irradiation will help 'relief valve in Power Plant, - Once George Washington and Daniel -bev uate the production of nuclear again Stony Brook seems to be Ortega. Daniel Ortega didn't own ma a v e s ! power by making it more economi- demonstrating its apparent lack of sl Tim Dubnau cally viable and politically palpa- concern for students. It is already a Agenda for ble." (N.Y.P.I.R.G.'s well known fact that students must Have something to say? citizen involvement. "Sep/Oct endure deporable conditions in the ... Seen any gross injustices 11 1986 John C. Savagian) re:adence halls such as falling lately? Write to Statesman, Now to oppose something that is shower tiles, leaky roofs, and filthy toI supposed to lower food poisoning furniture; nowtheyare being asked P.O. Box AE, Stony Brook, deaths by increasing shelf life to spend two full days without heat NY I 1 790. Or hand deliver St because it will actually kill people is and hot water. your letters and viewpoints great, but to oppose it because of a Although the repair work has to the basement of the Stu- 107 collateral benefit it might give to been scheduled for a holiday wee- dent Union, room 075. _ 10 Statesman Thursday, November 19, 1987 . *o6DIY>Y F~~~~~~~o------...... ~x !--- z a-s ------: - 5 .* Y Df4>^yff-fA *:> Yf s~~~~~~~~~~~~~~9 >szZ,*&~g5t°D 5 5> s%::5xt-:ADZ -.-----...... I I I. . . .1. - .. I...... WANOWNWINt W StatesmanBy arye H Interview: vem gve a icio s crit utI hin sh dda Sydney Biddle Barrow~~~i ith aees~ ouIol Iaebe ekr k s By Mary Havemeyer given a fictious script but I think-she did a your defense would have been weaker? service? Interview with Sydney Biddle Barrows, great job. Barrows: I never talked to them (PLUS). Barrows: First you had to be attractive, The Mayflower Madam Statesman: I read Newsday's feature on Probably a little bit, yea. It was not a pretty, slender, but the most important Statesman: Why do you think you're get- you ... defense, we're not using that as a thing, you had to be very warm, friendly ting so much publicity? Barrows: Oh, hatchet job! Please don't defense, we were using that as a lever- personality and you had to be very bright, Barrows: Because I think there are a lot of call it a feature, it was a hatchet job. age to the District Attorney's office to had to have something to say, and had to elements in this particular case that Statesman: It stated that you wanted to keep them from prosecuting me. We be able to say it well. The personality was America finds fascinating, America's of shed your Mayflower Madam image, dis- knew that he would never expose any of what was really more important than course fascinated by sex, fascinated by liked interviews and that you wanted to the clients, and we didn't want him to looks. money, and all three of these things came keep a low profile. Is this true and if so expose them either. But they were one's Statesman: Were any of the girls physi- together in this case. then why are you touring the college who have to end the case. You can't say I cally or socially harmed due to their Statesman: Do you feel that your lectures circuit? want out of this now. They're the one's action? are beneficial in educating people? Barrows: It's so obvious that it's not true, I that have to say we're not going to do this Barrows: No, never. Barrows: I think that for the first time mean half the things in that article are anymore. So we used the clients, in the Statesman: How do you feel about the people are made aware of the fact that not true. I don't know, I just can't believe fact that the DA did not want them lack of exposure of your clients? Do you this is not, that the prostitution business that man. When we read that article, we exposed to force them to drop the case. feel it's unfair to you? is not totally composed of street girls, that couldn't believe that he interviewed me That's what that was about. Barrows: I don't want them exposed at the street girts are less than 10% of the for that article. I do not want to be known Statesman: That article also stated that all. I think it's fair to them and it's fair to total prostitution business in the United as the Mayflower Madam forever having you had 340 clients. Being that you me. I would not be able to go to sleep at States. Most people feel that it's probably done nothing else, I mean I'm a smart girl, catered to relatively wealthy clients... night, feeling good about myuself know- 90%. What most people don't realize is I gave a long life ahead of me. There are Statesman: That's what it stated. ing that I had exposed these men. Thats's that 90% or more of the prostitution busi- lots of other things I want to do. I know Barrows: We had thousands of clients. I not the right thing to do ness does go on indoors in good escort the Mayflower Madam thing is never don't know where they got thatfigure. Statesman Where do you think you services, massage parlors and houses, going to go away, I'm not ashamed of it so We had thousands, seven books full of would be right now if the service never that sort of thing. it's not as though that really bothers me clients. We had more than 340 clients in came about? Statesman: Do you feel that the movie but I'd like to also be known for other one book Barrows: I have no idea. I've been asked a. i Candice Bergen's portrayal of you things. Statesman: So then if these clients were that before, I have no idea. wvas a good representation of what actu- Statesman: PLUS Home Entertainment rather wealthy, why is it that your opera- Statesman Where do you expect to be in ally had happened or .was lit more Guide stated that your defense was built tion did not pullin a rather large profit? 10 years? f ictional? on the premise that if you and your call Barrows: Just because they had a lot of Barrows: I have no idea, I really don't. If Barrows: It was more f ictionaI, but I thi nk girls "went down the river" so would money doesn't mean they gave it all to us. I'm reallylucky I'll be married to some Candi did a greatjob but she was not your influencial clients. Doyoufeelthatif Statesman: What were the qualificatinos fabulously wealthy man and I won't be given a script of documentary, she was you catered to a less influencial clientele for being excepted as a call girl for you doing anything. Humorous Parallel Reveals a :Serious Situatiolnn might think it premature of me to be upset about things knowledge of where America is headed - downwards. like this, but, unfortunately, I am semi-literate and read It's a vicious cycle, don't you know. No morale in Amer- By Scott Neufeld the Times from time to time. I know the state of the ica, morals decline- Accidents happen with our horny Following it's prehistoric, primal instinct, the cute, world. This is nothing but a complaint - one that, I am marines, and national security is breached. Nations that fuzzy mammal, it's tiny, black, moist nose quivering, sure, is shared by millions of people in the world. look to America as an example look away. The probler'. charged furiously down the grassy mattress of a gently Did America die at Watergate? Or was it in Vietnam? proliferates until there is no respect left for us from sloping hill. Ahead, the hill gives way to precipice. With- Earlier? Inflation with Carter? It's the money. others. Or, for that matter, from ourselves. out so much as a deep breath or rubber flotation device, Fear it. It makes men kill each other. It makes men There is nothing to do to stop the embarrassment of the lemming drops over the side and plunges into the make fools of themselves. It embarrasses us. Can you (and please, take no offense if you find no fault with water. There is no last farewell to the world, save a see the headlines in Moscow? "American Religious these people) Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell, Gary Hart, Jim contemptuous flick of its-tail as it sinks through the Capitali% Slides Down Water Slide for $20 Million" Bakker, and others. Nothing to do about Reagan's impo- water, the lemming happily, cheerfully, drowns itself. (translated, of course). That's an embarrassment to me tence. In other words, neutering marines won't help the What does that have to do with anything? View the - probably more embarrassing than Chernobyl to the matter -they still won't give a shit. following parallelisms: the decline of morality and the Russians. Military personnel sell top secret information There have been examples of the mathematical phe- downward slope of the hill, the tragic death of the lem- that could very well cost us a war. Is this the future? nomenon of Morals=1/Morales in corporate America. ming and the abyss of American morale. Note, please, Perhaps a futuristic depiction of the stock market is at Take Apple Computer, for instance. When he started the the relationship between the words "moral" and hand - "The Stock Market closed today, with mixed company, Steve Jobs was held in high esteem by all of "morale" - they areintrinsic to each other, and are trading. Gold is up a dollar, the dollar dropped to the yen, his workers. Morale in the company was high, and no certainly not mutually exclusive of one another, as the Dow Jones went up one-hundred points and military problems arose. However, once things started to go bad, Government is wont to believe. With the decline of secrets are bullish-" Is there someone out to get us? and Jobs was no longer in command, and the company morale, morals go down. What is the relationship?, you Between money and women, and not necessarily in that slid downhill, morale in the company dipped as well. ask. I'll tell you The answer is pride. Americans, as a order, America is a goner. And then, morals followed. Workers who has access to rule of thumb, respect this country less. Whether it is A solution that has been proposed by the U.S. Senate, secret Apple technology were actually stealing the tech because of our leaders, our foreign relations, the state of a proposal that now requires merely the signature of the away from Apple and selling it to competing companies. the nation in terms of finance, or other domestic or President of the United States, is to send neutered This had never happened before the troubled times of American-made problems, people of the nation feel a marines to Russia. Let's consider the pluses and the the company when morale was high. It is the same thing decrease of love for America. And is this decline of minuses, the positives and the negatives, the good side in America. respect for the nation that makes people say, "what the and the bad side. Please realize that this is what this America, the lemming, trudges down the sodden path hell - I don't care about this country - I'll do what I essay is about -kind of like a humorous parallelism toa to the morale abyss. Legislation, therefore, to send kal- damn well please" - and that's what the marines in serious situation with no viable solution other than the pons to Russia is futile, and, therefore, should not be Russia are saying. So, for a night with beautiful Russian castration of all American men and making money pain- done. We can't use a fictional solution to our real-life temptress, our marines are willing to sacrifice national ful to the touch. Mr. Reagan is for the sending of neu- problem, and so far, nothing is being done about the security. That is the key relationship. tered marines to Russia. I am opposed, as the problem source of the problems. We have concentrated merely What can be done? I'll tell you now - I have no idea. I isn't located south of the bellybutton, but north of the on the effect of the problems, or the final outcome of our am writing to tell you of something that bothers me. My nose and behind the forehead. It's the brain -the mind. foolish mistakes. I hereby stand against Mr. Reagan, and grandfather, before he died, spoke of an age where 'We must, essentially, win our own minds, not remove I feel that, aside from surgical mseasures, there is but people respected their nation, where the leaders were our manliness. It is not the hormonal infiltrators that is one solution - make people love America! That is the everything but worshipped as deities, where the econ- causing the problem but, like previously stated, it's in only way to win. omy was good, we were friends with Russia, and the the mind. How to do this, I have no idea. That's for other people Ayatollah wasn't but a babe. I long for days like that. You I'm 18 years old, and priveleged enough to have the to think about. I'm just starting the thought process. Statesman Thursday, November 19, 1987 1 1 Gritt Gallery Exhibit: Is It Art? Woffman: By Jenifer Borum now bother us. REMIND YOU OF?" Laura reflectswhat When you walk into the art gallery on she sees, the ever-increasing residue of Activi sm the main floor of the Library, your first "'I'D RATHER HAVE A BARIUM an excremental culture. Find it where you By David Klein reaction might 'be uneasy laughter. ENEMA" It's uncomfortable to think like: in the dorm, in the shopping mall, in Abbie Hoffman, sixties Yippie at age Questions come to mind: Is this art? Is about. So are a lot of things that lurk the city, in you and me. ' 51, has been called the best grass roots this a joke? What is art? What is this? You beneath the surface of our daily lives, in organizer in America today. he gave the might trip on some of the trash, scattered the depths of our minds, things we hide "IS YOUR HAPPY/SAD KALEIDA- keynote address at the College Music on the floor. The smell of rotting ketchup so well. SCOPE PERSONALITY..." This show Journal's Music Marathon held at the wafts through the air. Toilet seats adorn invites multiple interpretations, one for Roosevelt Hotel in Manhattan the walls; lift the lids and look in the "COULD SEND YOU REELING" Bule- each of your identities. Laura's feeling from October 29th to -November mirror. mia, disease, waste, violence, masturba- fragmented these days. Aren't you? 1st. The address was to be on No, it's not a joke. Whether it's art or tion. insanity. It's there, think about it. music, media and activism in the eighties. not, is up to you. It's disgusting, and it's a Laura does. Laura Gritt didn't come from Wiscon- "Bring music out challenge to think for a minute. The artist "ISN'T THIS SHOW SHIT? I'M SO sin to New York to wallow in acceptable of the suites and into the is suggesting that all is not well. Read the SORRY I'M NOT JULIAN" That's mediocrity. Her message is extremely streets," was Hoffman's message on music clues on the walls... Schnabel; apology accepted. Laura sug- cynical, but not nihilistic. She's angry; of the eighties. He believed that gests that narcissism is public enemy #1. ask yourself why. Her concern reveals a there could not be any political and social "MY NAME IS BIFF & I'M A HEAD- Too late, it's already a driving force in our glimmer of hope. change without cultural change too. CASE" Her name is really Laura Gritt, lives, forming the backbone of our Come visit the exhibit, available until Music must inspire people to believe that and she's fed up with the world. She has society. Don't go to Laura if you looking Thanksgiving, and laugh along with change can actually happen. offered us the inside of her mind. What a for reassurance. Laura. Laughter is the best outlet for ner- Hoffman called the media "the worst drug in Amerika. He was referring espe- rare opportunity. What bothers her can "'HEY KIDS, WHO DOES THIS vous tension, the kind this show creates. cially to television and was appalled that more people know who Vanna White is than who Daniel Ortega is - one Texan thought Ortega owned a taco-stand STATESMAN ADVERTISERS GET chain. "Media keeps us insecure," Hoffman RESULTS -CALL 632-6480 commented. It makes us afraid to leave the tube and go out in the streets. It con- vinces us that there is too much crime and too many unemployed in the streets. "It's in the streets where social change takes place," was Hoffman's answer. In talking about activism in the eight- So Much Computer,- ies, Hoffman mentioned that it is big all over the world-except in "Amerika" where he thinks the schools are just yup- pie training camps. (Would Jerry Rubin - the Yippie turned Yuppie - agree?) He So Little Money. mentioned the 10,000 cases of civil dis- obedience in three years of students pro- testing apartheid to show that student activism in America is on the rise. He does not expect it to be like the sixties which were, in his opinion, a demogra- phic and economic fluke. Billy Bragg, billed by some as the new Dylan, spoke after Hoffman. Bragg, a Brit- ish singer/songwriter/musician and a confirmed socialist, joked, "I'm glad to be here [in America] to see capitalism fall and do my Christmas shopping while the dollar is weak."' Bragg did not believe that music could change the world. When he was 19, in 1977, he believed the Clash could change the world, '"but all we did was go to gigs, jump up and down and spit on each other," he said. "Why would God choose a pop musician? He'd probably choose a carpenter or a carpenter's son.'" But Bragg was not there just to say good-bye to capitalism and make jokes Eligible members of the SUNY community... about religion, he also spoke out against the record industry. He complained that the music industry is too sexist and too students, faculty, and staff... may purchase racist. He believed that it was the musi- cians' job to speak out against sexism, any model of the new IBM Personal racism, apartheid and the exploitation of System/2 the third world. "Lack of consent is con- doning," he said. at discounts up to 40% ... AND MORE ! ! ! After they spoke, Hoffman was availa- ble to autograph his new book Steal This Urine Test. Hoffman believes the that the For Information contact: urine tests are ridiculously flawed. He does not believe, as he says Reagan does, Allan Steele that drugs are the biggest problem in America today. SUNY at Stony Brook MAKE YOUR OPINION Telephone (516) 632-8036 KNOWN. Have something to say? Have any basic language skills? Put the two Major Credit Cards Accepted r =-z together and write to Statesman, IBM is a registered trademark and Personal System/2 is a trademark of the International Business Machines Corporation. P. O. Box AE, Stony Brook, NY f 1790. Or hand-deliver your letter or viewpoint to room 075 in the A- basement of the Stony Brook Union. 1 2 Statesman Thursday, November 19, 1987 Poetry Corner FIRST POEM FROM NICARAGUA LIBRE: Teotecacinte Can you say Teotecacinte? Can you say it, Teotecacinte? Into the dirt she fell she blew up the shell fell into the dirt the artillery shell blew up the girl crouching near to the well of the little house with the cool roof thatched on the slant the little girl of the little house fell beside the well unfinished for water when that mortar shattered the dirt under her barefeet and scattered pieces of her four year old anatomy into the yard dust and up among the lower branches of a short tree Can you say it? That is two and a half inches of her scalp there with the soft hairs stiffening in the grass Teotecacinte Can you say it, 'Teotecacinte? Can vou say it? -June Jordan Frankenmuth, Michigan All you can eat, smorgasboard Meat and potato mountains Mouths open. pudgy hands shoveling food. "Don't talk, son, just eat your food." Sunday, family day out Pale, fat families struggle out of Ford station wagons. Cellulite in abundance, peeking from under chartreuse and orange floral print polyester shorts. matching sleeveless shirts. The bouffant still lives; Long, red fingernails on fat fingers No one knows how to create a pizza like Positions now available for curling around slim Benson and Hedges, Call us. management and hourly Men in yellow bermuda shorts, Domino's Pizza.® We use only the finest, E. Setauket personnel. brown and red striped tank tops, freshest ingredients in every custom-made Check your local store for black socks, brown sandles; 751-5500 Varicose veins pizza. 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In stating this, again, you probably wouldn't even want the kind of Aristotle was a kind of prophet of the future. Granted, freakish, musclebound physique that I have anyway. man did tend to shift the focus of his attention some- Let me instead suggest to you a few excercises that what during the following milleni um away from per- you can do in your spare time that are quick, safe and sonal fitness and more towards witchcraft and easy. These exercises can be done in the privacy of torture, but just look at where progress has brought your own home and require only a few basic items us today. common to any average American household. Take America for instance, a country filled with Vertical Dips-Take six televisions sets and stack 235 million healthy, happy individuals enjoying every them in two piles of three each. Put your body minute of life to its fullest degree possible. Would you between the two stacks and proceed to lift yourself believe 100 million mildly happy people who are up, over the T.V. sets so that your arms are locked and within 50 pounds of their ideal weight? How about your legs are dangling. Do this ten times. (Important- 50,000 people who aren't depressed and can still see When doing this exercise, always make sure Iv1 that . their feet? ' - - your antennas are down.) Myself, I workout four and a half hours a day, Indoor Running-Running up and down the stair- everyday, at Tarzan's gym in Ronkonkoma. O.K., I'll case in your home is one of the best forms of aerobic admit it's not easy pumping iron over 30 hours a fitness available. If you happen to live in a house that week in a dark, rat infested gym, shoulder to shoulder does not have a staircase though, or if you live in an with the lowest kinds of murderers, thieves and apartment or condo, here are two alternative exer- pimps imaginable, but heck, the results are worth it. cises that you can do. The first is to run from room to I've gained over 23 pounds of solid muscle (and thats room or up and down a particulatrly long hallway just on mv left calf) in the last two and a half vears until you I-- are - "------tl'L sufficiently VV- XltLVVW UIA U 11II lYCUCo.. tv n tired. If you Wwdo not have rooms or hallways in your house, take a dresser that has four or more drawers in it and open them, begin- ning from the bottom drawer and then going upwards, in such a manner so that all the drawers are opened to the ratio of X to 1, the X being the number of the drawers (using the top drawer as 1 and then counting down). You will soon find that you have a miniature staircase that you can use for your exercis- ing pleasure. Do 500 to 600 laps. Page Turning-Pageturning is an excellent exercise for those of you who really do wnat to trim down but don t want to exert yourself the slightest bit. Here's how it works. The first thing you should do is select a nice thick book from your bookshelf and bring it into the room where your favorite chair is. Next, sit down in the chair and place the book in your lap. Now you are ready. Go aheadstart turning those pages -I This exercise is excellent for developing the fore- arm and neck muscles (unless of course, you relax so much that your head just sort of droops to one side, in which case you would only be developing your fore- arms). Do this exercise until you have become suffi- ciently tired, sufficiently bored, or sufficiently insane. Personally, I usually try and do The Encyclopedia Britanica, A to Z. about four times. Self Mutilation-Self mutilation is probably the quickest way to lose weight. In fact, you can lose over 50 per cent of your body weight in underfive minutes. It is hard to prescribe specific steps that you should folow when doing self mutilation, though, because there really is no set way to do it. It all depends on your own personal style. So remember, be creative with this one-and have fun. These are just a few of the exercises that I have chosen, mainly for their simplicity and practicality, but that does not mean that you can't use your own imagination to create even better ones to fit your own personal needs. And, last of all, I'd like you to remember that although you may not consider physi- zsalConditioning to be very important to you, why not [livethe rest of us a break, huh? Something to say? States- man welcomes letters and viewpoints from its readers. Correspondences must be typed double-spaced, signed, and must include the writees phone number. 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Take Cleveland minus two, but don't bet the teams. Herschel Walker is still hungry to vital game can beat anyone. LA plus two. They are riding a two-game win streak and house. prove his worth as a running back to the last week Freeman McNeil dodged and Cowboys. He should have a field day against After going a miserable 1-5-1 in NFC pre- jarted like his"old self. The Jets' defensive Seattle at San Diego: The Chargers are a Dolphin defense that surrenedered 154 dictions last week, I've switched conferen- line finally enjoyed a good day last week, getting no respect from the oddsmakers or rushing yards to Dickerson last week. Go ces. I'm confident that the AFC will bring a recording four sacks and penetrating well. the betting public. Playing at home with a with Dallas minus 2½!. change in fortune and I happily leave Mr. Still, beating Buffalo at the Meadowlands two-game lead in the AFC West, San Diego is Russell to tackle those insidious NFC this Sunday won't be easy. Since the days of still a 6V2 point underdog. Chargers' QB Dan Denver at LA. Raiders: I absolutely hate matchups. Richard Todd vs. Joe Ferguson, the Jets and Fouts is questionable for Sunday's game. If going against the Raiders when they face a All point spreads are based on the latest line Bills have had one wild game after another. he plays take San Diego and the points; if must-win situation. This week they're staring from Sonny Reizner Hotel and Casino, Las This week it's Ken O'Brien vs. Jim Kelly, a not, go with Seattle. at one. Elway was stunning on Monday night Vegas. matchup which resulted in 59 points earlier this year; belly threw for more more than three hundred yards in the Bills 31-28 loss to the Jets on opening day. But that was then, this is now. Now means that Joe Klecko and Giants Hope to March Over Saints Marty Lyons are back and Mark Gastineau and Barry Bennett are coming off good By Andy Russell team playing an exciting brand of football. six. games. I like the Jets minus four points. The Giants are in store for a tough bal- I'd pay to see Randall Cunningham play any The Rams' Charles White will find out on Igame this week. The New Orleans Saints are day. Take the Eagles minus 6½. Monday night that running against the Cardi- Pittsburgh at Cincinnati: The Bengals are on a high coming off a win against San Fran- The Vikings are another team on the way nals and running against the Redskins are 0-5 at home and have been a major disap- cisco. With a record of 6-3, the Saints appear up. After years of mediocrity, the Vikings two entirely different things. While the 200 pointment this season. They needed a late well on their way to their first winning sea- appear ready to make the move up to the plus yardage he picked up against St. Louis touchdown to overcome mighty Atlanta last son. Coach Jim Mora has his team playing NFL's elite division. If not for an inept is impressive, the Cardinals front pales in week. The Steelers have a harmless passing well in all phases of the game. Running back replacement squad, Minnesota's record comparison to the Redskin's trio of Butz, attack but also have a solid running back in Reuben Mayes, who the Saints stole in the would certainly be better than 5-4. 13½ is a Mann and Manley. Unless Jim Everett takes Earnest Jackson. Frank Pollard and Walter third round of the draft last year, is on the lot to give, but the Vikings should roll over a crash course in reading defenses by Mon- Abercrombie help on offense and the Steeler verge of stardom. Quarterback Bobby the hapless Falcons at home. Take the Vik- day, the Rams will be in a lot of trouble. Take defense should be able to keep this one Hebert tends to be erratic, but he is quite ings minus 131/2. Washington minus ten. close. Take Pittsburgh plus five. capable of delivering the big play. Line- Ray Perkins cetainly deserves a lot of In a battle of two sorry clubs, the Packers backer Rickey Jackson leads a strong credit for making the Bucs a competitive travel to Kansas City to take on the Chiefs. Indianapolis at New England: Is it time to defense. team and pumping new life into quarterback Despite the 1-8 record, I still feel Kansas start taking the Colts seriously? They beat The Giants are faced with the prospect of Steve DeBerg's career. But the Bucs inabilty City's defense is pretty good. If inexpe- the Patriots soundly in the first post-strike playing without Lawrence Taylor. If his to get the job done in the fourth quarter rienced quarterback Frank Seurer settles game and sit, with Eric Dickerson, atop the hamstring injury prevents him from playing lately must have demoralized them. The down, the Chiefs could end their eight game AFC East. New England has a debt to settle Sunday, the defense will certainly have a lot 49ers shouldn't have any problem with the losing streak. Take Kansas City minus four. and needs a win to say in second place. With of slack to pick up. Add the uncertain condi- Bucs on Sunday. Take San Francisco minus Last Week's record: 4-3 Steve Grogan at the helm and they'll get the tion of Phil Simms, and the Giants are cer- victory. Take New England minus 2/2, but if tainly in a precarious position. But the Grogan can't play take the Colts and the players know they can't afford to lose points. another game. Take the Giants plus two. Any time the Giants are the underdog, I can't see Cleveland at Houston: A fierce battle for betting against them. first place in the AFC Central. The Browns Coming off a tough loss to the Giants, the are a more complete team and should be Eagles are certain to take their frustration able to stop the rising Moon in Houston. out on the Cardinals. Buddy Ryan has his Chargers Are Making Bid for Playoffs By Robert Abrams since 1982 that the Chargers will finish This team with no future, and a skeptical above fourth place. present, has been welcomed back into its This year coach Al Saunders has seen a past. The San Diego Chargers are making mediocre team, at best, in training camp believers out of all of those who picked them become world beaters after eight straight to be cellar dwellers in the Western Divsion wins following a season-opening loss to the of the American Football Conference. With Kansas City Chiefs. During the 22-day NFL their 8-1 record, the Chargers sit atop the strike, the Chargers were one of only a few division with a play-off vision in their minds teams who practiced every day while other instead of the tee-off vision which they've teams were egging strike breaker's cars. grown accustomed to at their local golf When the "regular" season resumed, the course. Chargers continued their winning ways, Why are the Chargers so good this sea- most recently beating the LA Raiders, 16- son? Tell me and we'll both know! No one on 14. the team is having a record-breaking season. Since the Chargers first year in San Diego 36-year-old veteran quarterback Dan Fouts in 1961, they haven't seen such a start. The has been the leader for, it seems, 100 years. crowd fills Jack Murphy Stadium 60,000 If you can remember, think back to when strong to see how far this dream team can former Charger Coach Don "Air" Coryell was go. The most exciting player on the Chargers nervously pacing the sidelines as Fouts to watch is running back Lionel "Train" calmly led the Chargers down the field on a James. He's scored five TDs this season fourth-quarter drive. Nothing to it. The (fourth in the league) and can be seen run- Chargers always seemed to score over 40 ning a punt back for a TD when needed. points and their opponents did the same. Wide receiver Wes Chandler can go deep In the past five years, the Chargers have with the best of them. On defense, line- been less than respectable and have backer Billy Ray Smith and Chip Banks keep amassed only 28 wins. Fouts was thought to the opposition below 20 points a game. This be past his glory years in 1987. after being is a far cry from 1985 when the Chargers ranked with the best of all time at this posi- were ranked 28th (last) in total defense. tion. He had had recurring knee problems With the fifth ranked offense passing and and an easy, laid back end of a career rushing for over 2,500 yards and the seventh seemed most likely for Fouts. Fouts stil has defense yielding under 2,300 yards, the the same determination as when he started Chargers look like a dominant force to con- his first game. This year will be the first time tend with in the playoffs. Statesman Thursday, November 19, 1987 23 Patriot Basketball Is Ready to Ro 31 Pats Led By Blumbergs Hathaway Set To By Andy Russell When fans come out to see the Patriots Basketball team in Lead Whleless Pats their home opener, their first reaction will probably be to By Kostya Kennedy check if they're in the right gym. With only two of last year's There is plenty of reason for the Lady Patriots Basketball top six scorers returning, this year's squad will bear little Team to be optimistic about their upcoming season. They resemblance to the team that went 21-6 last year. Needless are coming off a phenomenal season in which they won 24 of to say, there is much rebuilding to be done. 29 games and went 14-0 at home. They reeled off a 15-game, '"I don't know how we're going to be," said coach Joe month-long winning streak and finished second in the NCAA Castiglie. Facing the prospect of starting four new people, his Division III East Regionals. But his year they have a White concern is quite understandable. But there is room for out. Make that two Whites out. optimism. The Patriots return 6-7 center Tom Blumbergs, Michele White, the teams' outstanding guard and leading who averaged 15.9 points and 10.6 rebounds last year. Much scorer last season is no longer playing. Her sister Lisa, who of the teams' success this- season will depend on how he registered a cool 100 assists last year is gone from the team. performs. "I'm very impressed with how hard he's worked," The Whites accounted for nearly 40% of the Lady Pats' said Castiglie. The Coach is looking for Blumbergs to emerge scoring a year ago and provided invaulable stability in the as a leader on the team. One person that can be counted on backcourt. This year Joanne Russo and Sondra Walker will for leadership is guard Scott Walker, who was just named try to replace two heroic pairs of White sneakers. team captain. Walker, who averaged 7.4 points per game last The new guards and the rest of thie team have played well year, will start in the backcourt. in practice and in a scrimmage vs. CCNY on Monday. The Patriots have some promising newcomers. Stan Mar- Michele, who is now the teams' asisstant coach, thinks this tin, James Robinson and Yues Simon will start immediatley. year's team is in good shape. "'Theylook good out there," she said. "It's just a matter of Martin and Robinson will join Walker in a 3-guard alignment, SHARP SHOOTER...Sondra Walker (above) hopes makldng the transition from offense to defense; getting back while Simon will start up front. Castiglie feels that while the to help the Lady Pats continue their winning ways. group has potential, it will take time for them to develop. after we score. That will come with practice." "Every game is going to be a learning experience," he said. The three returning starters from last year's squad will The Patriots will continue to employ the fast break attempt to lead the Lady Pats. 6'0" center, Sue Hance, offense. With Blumbergs the only starter taller than 62", the started 28 games last season and was the teams' leading team will have to rely on is quickness. Because the team is shot-blocker. Forward Joan Sullivan was a freshmen starter so inexperienced, Castiglie will not employpressure defense last year who contributed mightiliy and can only improve. as much as he has in the past. '1 want to ease people into The most important returnee from 1986-87 is junior forward college basketball," he said. Leslie Hathaway. Hathaway is a vicious rebounder. She had If the Patriots did not have enough to contend with, the 333 boards last year, more than double the team's second squad has to play most of their games on the road. Patriot best rebounder. Hathaway is also a prolific scorer and she fans should catch the team every chance they get because gives the team a foundation on which to build the team has only ten home games. Castiglie attributes this "Leslie is a leader out there," said coach White. "She to the difficulty of scheduling home games as an knows the system and she's an excellent player. I really independent. think we're going to be good this year. With the people we The team opens the season this weekend in New Paftz have coming back we should be able to ease the freshmen where they will take part in the New Paltz TipOff Tourney. in. We still have a good nucleus with three of our starters Castiglie's approach to this weekend's games is that it returning [and] Sondra got a lot of playing time last year." doesn't matter who the Patriots play, that the team just Thie Lady Patriots open the season by hosting the Stony really needs some game experience. With this in mind, Brook Invitational this weekend. They are the defending Patriot fans should realize that it will take time for the team champions of the tournament and will be battling Cortland to gel. Coach Castiglies's .695 winning percentage in his State in the first round at 8:00 p.m. on Saturday night The three years at Stony Brook makes it clearthat he knows how finals and the consolation match are or. Sunday at 2:00 p.m. and to build a winner. So fans will have to be patient in the Statesman/Daniel Smith 12:00 p.m. respectively. season's early-going. The Sporting Laugh 24 . Statesman Thursday, November 19, 1987