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BYT0:\1 \10'\AGHA '\ less than the president of DrexeL and lcs~ than the B\ ST EPH ..\'\IE \ '\ DERSE'\ '(.'\1 ~· I 1ft/ LIHPI president of Rockefeller Cni' crsil). \\ hich I haYe ( ., \l,, Fdtt4• Lni' er~it\ President Da\ 1d P. Ro clle i the sec­ ne\ er heard of.·· \\'ith hip-hop music and picture~ of stars such as ond highest paid president of a public uni\ ersil) in But unlike the Uni\ ersit\ of Delm\·arc and Tupac hakur and Lauren Hill flashing on a screen in the the nation. according to a repo11 released \1onda:. Rutger~. both Drexel and Rockefeller arc pri,·ate uni­ back!!:round. Chairman and CEO of Ru~h The Chronicle or Higher Education rep011ed ver~itics. \\hose presidcnb are historically better Commumcauons Russell immons spllke to an audience that Roselle current!; cams $630.65-t in pa) and compensated than their public uni,·ersity counter­ of apprm1marely 500 people \\'ednesday mght 111 other benefits from the uni,er~il}. placmg him just parts. :'\1nchell Hall. behind lini\ ersil) of \IIch1gan President .\.1ary Sue This }Car. Roselle· base salaf} increased b) Simmons· lecture. "Empm,·emlent through I lip­ Coleman on the list of highest paid public uniYersity almost I 0 percent. coming lll at S-+30.638. Since Hop. Academia and Economic~... highhghtt.!d the mean-, presidents. 199X. his salary has increased by more than 90 per­ to succeed m the music i ndu try and other competlll\ e Roselle said his salal) is detennined by the uni­ cent. business settings. ,·ersit\ 's Board of Trustees. but refused to comment Roselle's aim) is not paid with money from Coun~'Y of Crmc;\11) Publrc Rclatron' Cultural Programmmg :\d\IsOf\ Board member further on the Issue. student · tuition or from funds provided by the state, University President David P. Roselle Svlvia Bullock ~~a~1ed the IlH.!ht otT \\ ..ith an mu·oducuon Cnl\·ersil)' Board of Trustees Chairman lloward CosgrO\ c ~aid. has received a 90 percent salary ohhe hip-hop group "Basslu1e ... Co grme said the Board sets the president"s salaf) ~The president's salary is drawn from mone: increase since 1998. ·'Their goal IS to create positiw hip-hop songs to und man\' factor_ are taken into consideration. such fiom pm ate mstitutions. he said. but could not be educate thetr peer~ ... 'he said. as the length of the president's sef\ ice and salary more speci tic as to '' hich institutions. million. admimmatmu the uni,er~it\ is a "large Audience member began dancm,; m tht.!Ir ~cab and rates at comparable institutions. :\!though Roselle's salary may seem high '' hen undertaking ... Cosgro~e said. and it is Ro. elle\ clappmg along to Ba~shne · I~ nc~. ">tand up. e\ t.:f} body \\ ith more than 20.000 sn1dents and 3.500 fac­ compared to other public uniYersities of similar izcs. responsibilTl)' to administrate e\ cry aspect of the thro\\ your hands up ... ull) members. the uni\ ersil) Is not the second large~t Cosgrove said he feels Roselle's contributiOns to the school. \\ ith the audience fully engaged, CPAB member public institution in the nanon. but Cosgro' e said that uni\ crsity m·er the years wan·ants this pay rate. Roselle is also giYen a car and u~c of the um­ \\"a de Gunn mtroduced the -+5-Year-old nat I\ e 'e'' with more than 13 years at the helm of the uni\ ersi­ In the last ti,·e years, donations for research at vcrsit\··s house at 4"'-Kent \\'a\. Yorker. Simmons. - ty. Roselle is one of the longest sef\·ing presidents. the umYcrsit\· hm e risen from S50 million to S I 00 But. he said. the house dcies nor come \\·uhout a Gunn said Simmon~ has been Ill\ oh ed '' ith "Ont.: \lark \1aben, associate director of strategic million. he said. due in large part to e!Torts on the part price. Road ~lagazme ... the apparel !me "Phatlaim·· and \\a-. communications for Rutgers L111\ crsil). said Rutgers of Roselle. "I \\·ould not ''ant to liw there and do \\hat the co-founder ot Def Jam Record~ President Richard L. \1cCormick currently earns The number and qualit} of student. ha. [Ro>elie] docs. as far

BY E RI:\ Bt;RKE teacher. .. If a Planned Parenthood '' orker. Stall Rcpnrt~r .. If you called up DuPont and asked who e job it wa to di tribute and ad\'ocate A fanner English and religion teacher why an employee was fired. they would say birth control pills. publicly took a pro-life at a Catholic school in Wilmington tiled a 'no comment' becau e it 'iolates privacy stance. the company would ha"e a right to federal Ia'' suit Ia t Friday claiming she laws:· he said ... Ursuline Academy '' ent a fire them,"' he said ...That would fundamen­ was illegally fired on the ba is of gender step further and called a press conference tally undermine the person's role in fulfill­ for her public upport of abortion right . to addre the is ue. ·· ing the group's mission. and the same i sue Michele Curay-Cramer, 32. of Curay-Cramer has further claimed she is brought up in this ca e." Wilmington. was terminated from Ursuline would not have been fired for publicly sup­ Bess McAneny. president of the Academy after her name appeared in a full­ porting abortion rights if she were a man. Dela\\are Pro-life Coalition. agrees Cura)­ APPROXL\IATEL\' 29 KJLLED l~ ITALIAi\ BA E 80;\-lBI~G page, pro-choice advertisement in The Barry M. Willoughby. Ursuline's attor­ Cramer put herself in a compromising posi­ '\'ASIRIYAH. Iraq A vehicle packed \\ith explo iYe hurtled thwugh Wilmington News Journal in January. ney. disagrees. tion by publicly expressing Yalues that con­ a lightly defended barricade and devastated the headquarters of the Italian Joseph Roberts. spokesman for the law .. It is absolute!] laughable.'· he said. trast the church. military police in Iraq Wednesday. killing at least 18 Italians and I l Iraqis. office of Thomas S. 1euberger. Curay­ .. It is Ob\ iou that if she had been a man the .. \\'c"re not Sa)ing she doesn't ha\C a officials and '' itne · ·t:s said. Cramer's attorney. ·aid the civil rights law­ Appro-..imately I 00 people were wounded in the dead lie t assault on for­ consequence~ '' ould ha' e been the same:· right to her belief:· McAneny said. "but eign forces allied with the U .. military in Iraq. uit was filed in the Federal Distnct Court Willoughby said the teacher wa fired ''hen she stepped into that institution she The bombing. another in a series of suicide attacks that haYe become a of Delaware. because as an independent Catholic school. \\as e\pected [to] uphold the Catholic hallmark of an escalating guen·illa campaign against occupation forces. '·There has been a \ iolation of\ arious L.:rsuline is committed to teach111g and teachings.'' cleared a path of destruction through an upscale neighborhood in the cit': on federal laws." he said. "Her Ia\\ Suit allege~ upholding the values of the Catholic faith. As a parent of a former l.Jr ullne stu­ the Euphrates RiYer approximately I 5 mile southeast of Baghdad. that Title VII of the Ci\'i) Rights Act of and Curay-Cramer·· actions were a direct dent. McAneny said he feels the school The explo~ion occuJTed at approximately I 0:50a.m .. as the treet in .front I 964 and the Pregnancy Discrimination challenge to that commitment. had a respon 1billty to its ~tudcnts ·pareNs ofthe Italian base hou ed in ~a iriyah· fonnerchamberofcommerce - Act protect her ::.peech and ad\ ocaC) on .. M . Cura) -Cramer has stated her:.elf to address the 1ssue. \\·as congested \\ nh traffic. Witnesses reported hearing gunfire erupt near behalf of access by female employee to that she made a clear decision to take a ··Parents are paying for their children the ba ·e. foliO\\ ed b; the creech of tires and then the deafening expJo.,ion. The blast sheared the facades o If hou e . battered win dO\\ hundreds o legal abortions:· public stance to challenge the church· to get a Catholic education:· she ~aid . "B) yard a\\3) and incinerated cars with pas engers till in them. Witne::.se Robert al o said an unprecedented position on abortion ... he ·aid. taking a public 'itance that di ffcr::. '' ith the action occurred "hen Curay-Cramer's said the resultinl!. bla1e and ·mokc ,,·ere o inten e that fire trucks could ]lot In regards to pri,acy rights. school's beliefs. parems could fear [Cura)­ enter streets smeared \\ ith blood and littered with e\·ered limbs and head . employer immediately called a press con­ Willoughby said there ''as no 'iolation Cramer's] personal philo~oph] rna] have Khaled Abdel-Amir. 20. a grocer. said he ducked behind blocks of ice a~ ference to explain '' hy she had been fired. because Curay -Cramer chose to make the an effect on her teaching:· debris rained dO\\ n on IHS sta~d. thus \'iolating her pri\ acy rights as a i ue public b] signing the petition. ..It \\a::. louder than a bomb dropped by an airplane.'' he said. 'T\e never heard an) thing like it:· The attack wa~ the deadliest in Iraq s1nce a car bomb on Aug. 29 approximate!) 85 people outside a brine in the southern city of ajaf. It caused the Italian mihtan··s single biggest los of life ·ince World War II and its first since JOining .the occupatio~ force in Iraq. State seeks to buy wetlands t.:.S. TO SPEED TRA'\' ITIO'\' 1'\' IRAQ \\ASHl"GTO'\ The foreign policy team of Pre"ident George W Bush "s admmistrauon began plotting strategy Tue day \\ ith L. Paul Marsch said. The Ia\\ states that pub! ic appraisal estimated the area is the top lJ . . administrator in Baghdad. to save the troubled political Stnlf Rtport..r The Center for Inland Bays de\ elopment cannot take place worth S7 million. tion 111 lrJq b; accelerating the handO\·er of power. according to semor L . . The state announced its '' ould lease I 89 acre · near on state or federal wetlands. he Becau e the land i already ofiicJals. plan~ Friday to purcha~e 700 Lo\ e Creek to build an educa­ aid. protected by Wild Lands. Bremer rerumed sudden!) from Baghdad to discuss various proposals acres of wetlands along tion center. he said. To protect the Rehoboth \fartin said. it is not a top pri­ including one to hold some fom1 of elections in Iraq. po s1bl) \\ nhin fo Rehoboth Bay for S5 million in The state \\Ould make 460 Bay area from any type of ority for the state, '' hich i why to i' months. to select a nC\\ body that '' ould ''rite a con tnullon and hopes of opening the protected acres along Herring Landing de\ elopment. Richards said. the appraisal price ,,·as not met. executi\e to assume so\ereign power in Baghdad. That fom1ula 1s ,.,...,,.,.,,.,, .._ ,. land for public usc. accessible for picnicking and the tate need to become own­ The land. though. has rable to the model in post-\\ar Afghanistan Charles ~1ar::.ch. commit­ other recreational activities. ers of the land. state\\ ide interests because it Amid grO\\Jng frustration with the Iraq Gmcming Council. which tee chaim1an for the Delaware Marsch sa id . The Steel Islands Richards said he hopes the can be used for public educa­ made up of 24 Iraqi~ hand-pid.ed b; the l.Jnited tares. Bremer di Homeowners Association. said would also be open to residents state purchases as much land as tion. he said. SC\ era! penmnauons of the proposals at the \\'hite House. Bush is ~cheduled to participate in a second round of talks \\ednesday wetland protection could be and offer canoeing and kayak­ possible to keep more natural '"The assumption is that when U.S. officials hope to agree on a plan that Jsremer would then imp ensured if t~e state purcha es mg. land in Delaware \\hile protect­ protection of the land will con­ ment in Iraq. officials said. the land from Delaware Wild Bruce Richards. ing the natural species Ji,·ing in tinue."' \1artin said. '"It is just But di\ isions that remain'' ithin the Bush administration as \\ell a~ wnh Lands. Inc. spokesman for the Center for the wetlands. not open to public use right in the lraq1 Governing Council could dela) a decJsiOil. "The land'' ill remain pro­ Inland Bavs. said he believes For the last fi\'e year . he nO\\. and to do that it needs to Some enwr Pentagon polic) makers fa\ or a separate proposal that tected and prist1nc." he said. the de\ elopment of trail and said. state officials haYe placed go into public ownership.'" basically hand 0\·er so\ere1gnr: to the counciL despite'' ide~pread ··J'.:o prcsened land would be bird watching areas for public an empha i on wetland protec­ The area benefits the em i­ tions thar 'ast numbers of Iraqis do not accept the bod; as legitimate. lost. It \\ill remain preserved use would benefit the Rehoboth tion. ronment. he said. because the The t..:.S . shift is moti\ated in part b; securil) concerns match for the public to m•e for educa­ Ba) region. Marsch said State Sen. inland bay is a nursery for political transnion to the gradual reduction of U.S. troop~ next year. tional purposes." The organization devel­ George Bunting. D- I .fth aquatic life and the nutrients sooner a gO\ emment that is embraced b) the majority of Iraqi.., ,., in place The hope is that environ­ oped the James Farm 1n District. has suggested the Wild from wetlands act a filter · for LJ.S. officials belie\ e. tht: sooner stabilil) ma) rerum. allO\\ ing troop mental awareness will increase Bethan) Beach. he said. an Lands use the S5 million they pollutants. coalition ofticials to'' ithdra\\. once the land i opened to the education center that the Love recci\·e to purchase more natu­ Delaware Wild Lands pur­ :\ILHA;\DIAD ELIGIBLE fOR DEATH 1\ public. Marsch said. Creek project would be mod­ ral land for preserYation. chased the original land along \'lRGI'\lA BEACH. \'a. A judge ruled Wednesda~ that smper. "[EnYironmental a\\are­ eled after. Peter '\1artin, tield ecolo­ Rehoboth Bay in the mid I 960s Jolm Allen \!uhammad is eligible for the death penalty eYen 1f he ness] i much needed for our There ha\ c not been any gist for Delaware Wild Lands. from a developer '' ho had fire the shot that killed Dean l\1eyer~. handing down the trial\ most s1gn1 future generations." he said. ··It problems with public disrup­ said the state has been interest­ plans for massive development. icant legal ruling so far. is important for them to learn to tion of the natural habitats at ed in the Rehoboth Bay land Martin said. Muhaminad. -12. is charged with capital murder in Meyers's presen c and protect the em i­ James Farm. Richards said. for a while and lias placed pro­ "Had Wild Lands not pur­ Prince William Count). \ 'a. gas -.tall on on Oct. 9. 2002. He ''as ronment. something they typi­ 'Vlost people \\ ho come to posals to buy it to the Open cha cd that land. it would not under two separate theories - one that alleges he killed :-.teyers and at I cally do not Jearn everyday ... the area arc ecologically a\\ are. Space Council. resemble what it does today:· one other person in a three-year period. and another that cla1ms the laym \'ariou~ areas of the 700- coming stricti) to bird\\ atch or The land has been he said. was part of a tCJTor plot to extort SIO mill ion from the go\emment acre region ,,·ould be used for walk the trails and observe the appraised approximately three To secure a death sentence under the first theory. prosecutor::. t) p1call ha,·e had to pro\·e that the defendant tired the fatal -,hot. different type of activities. urroundings. times, he said, and the latest Paul Ebert. Prince William Count\ ·s com mom' ealth anomer. howeY has argued that the -,o-called triggennan rult: should noi apply Muhammad because his actions rose to the legal standard of "princ1pal i the first degree ... meamng the killing would not ha\ e happened without hi Prince \\'illiam Circuit Co~rt Judge LeRov F. \1lilette Jr. ~aid he the Virginia Supreme Court ha'> !.!sed the \\:Ord "triggennan" mterc Motiva plans new waste site ably '' ith more general tenn~ such as ··immediate perpetrator" and participant·• to de cribe the actions of tho e '' ho can be held responsib capital slaymgs. uch tenn~. he said. lea' e the door open for JUdges to B\' JO:\ATHA'\ CASILLI and is the proper soil type:· for the DeJa,,·are Nature Society. said she h·ze the facts of indi\ idual case . Stall Reportt-r The refinery dredge- once per year for feels the dredging process and spoils stor­ · \1lilette issued a strong statement in court. ruling that the facts \1oti\a ''ill propose Dee. 2 to rezone approximately three weeks. Mantzavinos age is risky if not properly taken care of. b; prosecutors ::.upport tl1C idea that Muhammad could be a pnnc 339 acres of its DeJa\\ are City oil refinery said. remo' ing built-up ri,cr sediment in "If they don't put protective ground fir t degree 111 \1eyers· death. e\en if ;v!uhammad did not shoot to allow for storage of ri\ er-bottom sand the refinery·s spur channel. \\ire at the bottom of the toragc pit. leech­ himself. and ~ediment. This allows oil tankers to maneuver ing of pollutants may occur in the soil.'" she The rezoning of the land from a subur­ and clears coolant intake and output chan­ said. SO\tE U.S. J:\1;\IIGRAr\'TS fORCED TO RE-REGISTER ban to an industrial area \\ill be publicly nels around the refinery. he said. If leeched. a pollutant such as mercury ;..[\\ YORK There were long line::. and day-long wait at local i discu ·sed and re' iewed at the :ew Castle ··\Ve dredge anvwhere from 500 thou­ can cau e seriou problems for people li\ ­ !!ration otlice~ along with a flurry of detentions - after federal County Public Planning Board. sand to one million ~ubic yards of sediment ing in the surrounding area. Butler aid. ilies last year began req-uiring male immigrants from 25 countnes to regi l f apprm ed by the board. a 145-acre a year from the riverbed." Mantza\ inos "One-seYenteenth of a teaspoon of ter their presence in the United States. dredge-spoils storage site ''ill be con­ mercury can contaminate 25 square acres '\ow these Immigrants. main!) people from Arab and Muslim aid. who are lim1ted to temporary stays in this counlr). must soon re­ structed on Moti\a·s property. which is Moti\·a ·s Delaware City refiner) has of water:· ·he said. "lt acts as a neurotoxin Bill Stras~berger. 5pokesman for the U. . Department of Hom currently zoned for residential use. been dredging the Delaware Ri,er for 47 and attacks the nenous system and \\ill Securit) . said the process is not intended '"to trick or trap people:· . Vincent Kowal. spoke man for the years. he aid. and ha · filled fi, e dredge­ instill birth defects.'' ··Jndi' iduals are e-.pected to take orne responsibilil)' to maintaiQ 1he Department of Land U e of :-\e\\ Ca~tle spoils storage areas. B) eating fish that swim in mercury­ staru::.:· he ::.aid. County. said Vloti\a \\ants to rezone "We plan to dig a hole on this proper­ contaminated \\ater. Butler said. children L"nder the program. \\hich began last NoYember, because they are restricted by current zon­ tv:· 1antza\ inos said. "and we would fill and the elder!] ha\e an increased risk of ha,·e registered themseh es since ept. 30. 2003. ing Ia\\ s. the hole \\ ith the materiab dredged from developing mental problems and other ill ­ Those remaming in the United State are nO\\ required to re-reg '"There are different usage a! IO\\ ances the river in the course of the ne>.t 15 nesses. '' 1thin I 0 davs of the anniversarv of their initial regi ·rration or face pos.· with different zoning types:· he said. years." Mantza, inos sa1d \·1otiva test the ble aJTest or deportation. • - "What they want to use the land for does­ The material removed from the river em·ironment according to the Em ira Habiby Bro\\ ne. exccuti,·e director of the Arab-American Fami n't come under suburban property law ... contains benzene 12. dichloropropanc. Environmental Protection Agency·s stan­ upport Center. a nonprofit social sen·ice center in Brooklyn, said the Spiros :-..1antzavinos. spokesman for dard and there ults are always negati\e. icv is unfair. chloroform. acenaphthylcne. fluorine and · ··'>,ot onlv ha\ e ,,.e gone through the hoJTor the first time. but people h \ilotiva. said the site i uitable for the metal such as mercury and nickel. he said. He said t\1otiva plans to landscape to go through this again?'" she siid. dredged matter. Mantzavino aid he feel the dredg­ around the dredge-spoils area to make sure ''We looked over all our land and it is ing \\ill minimally impact the surrounding it is secure and safe for the em·ironment -compiled hy A rrika Rangan.from L.A. Times and Washington Po 1 most appropriate to have spoils storage in em ironment and people. and suJTounding inhabitants. the place we are propo ing to rezone:· he However. Eileen Butler. spokeswoman said. •· tt minimally impact the wetland Police Reports COUNTERFEIT BILLS the cit). are currently under The damage to the fire A man attempted to use a ill\e tigation b) the ewark wa e. timated at $300, Si counterfeit S50 bill at Happy Pol ice criminal imestigat ions aid . HalT) ·s on East Main Street at di \ ision and the U.S . Secret approximately 12:45 p.m. Service. he said. Wednesday. Newark Police said. An unknO\\ n person remo\ The man tried to buy a soda FIRE ALARM DAl\lAGED a car stereo sy tem from a and a candy bar. but the clerk An unknm' n person di con­ Tempo on Walker Wa) be called the manager up front nected and damaged a fire alarm approximately I :35 a.m. a because he was suspicious of the in a Center Street apartment 11:30 a.m. Tue 'da). Si $50 bill. Cpl. Tracy Simpson Tuesday. Simp~on said. said . aid. A maintenance man noticed The unknown per on broke The manager then used a the damage and notified police front driver· ide windO\\ marker to determine that the bill at approximate!) I I :25 a.m .. she removed an AIWA AM FM was a fake. she said . said. stereo and compact di c The man told her he was walk­ When police arrived at the valued at approximately S I ing down the treet and a ked apartment. Simpson aid. there he aid. FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY someone if they had change for a was a glass pipe in plain 'iew on Damage are e timated at $I 00 bill and he was gi,·en two the entertainment center. Simpson aid. Partly sunny, $50 bi ll . Simpson said. Police asked for con ·ent to There are no Sunny and windy, Mostly sunny, This case. along with a num­ ~earch the apanment. . he said, time. he said. highs in the 40s highs in the 50s highs in the 50s ber of other incid~nt involving and confiscated three glas pipe from the residence. - COllffe!Jy of tht' .Vmional nemht'r St-r\·iC"e the use of counterfeit mone) in ovember 14. 2003 • THE REVIEW . A3 Onion writer explores satire with substance

BY AUDREY GARR the audience for political affiliation. stories are fictitious and \vrinen for entertainment pur- "Fundamentalist Chri tians used this story as StaU Reporter The usual Democrat and Republican answers poses. yet e-mails are received daily containing voices proof that Hany Poner upported atanism." Hanson A writer for the 15-year-old satirical newspaper were heard, but from across ...... ofoutrngeorconcem. said. The Onion entertained a crowd of more than 50 peo­ the room one man screamed Some of the tories He said his father. who is a minister. explained to :pte with witty comedy and amusing political commen- '·Czarist'· and the room "I was unmotivated Hanson showed slides of other church leaders that not only ,,·a the story false • U1)y set to a colorful lideshow of past articles at the erupted in laughter. that caused the most audi­ but that it was fabricated by hi own son. ~-Tpbant University Center theater Monday night. Hanson said his two and had dropped out ence laughter were: "Fun ··we are now on the official urban legends \\'eb ·:· Todd Hanson said he ha been with the fonnerly main focuses for the night Toy Banned Because of site for that story.'' he said. 'Madison. Wis. based publication since the fall of 1990. were to go over jokes from of college, but [The Three Stupid Dead Kids," Freshman Carleen Coulter. a reader of The Onion, and attributes some of his writing inspiration to read­ The Onion and allow for a "Casual One-Nighter Gi,·es aid the newspaper has a certain re pect for it. topic ing· Mad magazine. question and answer session. Onion was] receiving Strom Thurmond Change while rill remaining comical. · ... ' ·"Our biggest goal,'' he said, "was to make people Jokes from The Onion's of Heart on Homosexuality ·'[t does rouch upon things other people are afraid irr .'1adison laugh." past were encapsulated in a write-ups in The lssue" and ·'Kid Rock to poke fun of." she said. Since May 1996. Hanson said. The Onion has presentation of slides that he Stanes to Death: 'v!P3 Fre hman Kyle Reiff. a three-year reader of The 'bCen an online newspaper with readership that has cleverly dubbed "pre-digi­ Washington Post and Piracy to Blame." Onion, said the newspaper is introspedive. , gr~.wn to two to three million people per week. tal:· as everyone had been The New Yorker." Yet the story titled, "The Onion is serious. intelligent comcd;... he · -~; ,, Hanson never expected to make a living out of expecting a Power Point "Harry Potter Book Spark said. wnting for The Onion. pre entation. Rise in Satanism Among Hanson "rapped up the night by answering ques­ "I was unmotivated and had dropped out of col­ "The Onion's motto is - Todd Hanson. wrirer for The Onion Children ... complete \\ith a tions and stres ing that humor i an important tool for lege," he said, '·but [The Onion was] receiving write­ 'you are dumb.· ·· Hanson picture of children dre ed people to voice dis em. up in The Washington Post and The Ne\\ Yorker." said. in ''itch costumes seated around a pentagram. made "We care about humor." he aid. "It's a erious After describing his background, Han on polled The motto i based on the fact that The Onion ·s the most waves for The Onion. thing to us because it i such an effective tool." .. .,,

-Penn. State City mulls increase pays for in property tax rates

BY ERl:\' BCRKE pleased \vith the proposed tax increase. Sta/t Reporter Resident Albert Porach said he does filesharing Controversy arose at Monday night's not agree with the council's plan because 1 ewark City Council meeting when resi­ he feels residents arc unfair!) ta-.;ed as it BY LI:\'DS ..W HICK dents learned they could be facing their I. St

BY LAURA BOYCE Stall Rcp<~rtcr School districts nationwide are adopting a four­ day school week in re ·pon e to reduced public educa­ tion funds. mostly in rural areas. There are school S) stems in I 0 states which ha,·c made the choice to cut \1 onday out of the five-day school week. The Webster Count), Ky .. school district opted for the four-da\ ~chool week. Coune,} of Harnngt,,n Theatre Ans Compan) Alan Lo~~~er. elementary curriculum coordinator Members of HTAC perform the popular 1950s revival musical 'Grease' in Pearson Hall this \\eek . in Webster Count), said the decision for the S\\ itch was ultimately a financial matter. '·In Kentucky." he said, "there was a huge shon­ fall in state rcYcnuc going tO\\ ards schools." It \\as a choice: Lo~::.ner said. to cut students' extracurricular actiYities. such a marching band and HTAC brings back 'Grease' spons. or to climmate one da] of the week. The four-da) \\Cek sa,·es costs in utilities, bus 8\' 'IELISSA BRACHFELD ended the number b) hoi ·ting Kcnickie. played transportation and substitute teachers, because teach­ The second act continued \\'ith a much 1\wdr::nt 4._{/tur f:tliror b) 5ophomore Eric Ziegenfu~s. onto their cnthustasm as the first. as crO\\d-plca cr­ ers t} ptcally miss work on Mondays and Fridays, he "Grease" was the word last weekend \\hen said. shoulder· . "Born to Hand Jt\e" and "Rock 'n' Roll Pan; the pia}, presented by the !!arrington Theatre During the quick intcmJission. fre hman Appro:-..imatel) S200.000 to S300,000 '''ould be Queen·· echoed throughout the auditorium. Arts Company, debuted in Pearson Hall. Blair Lamb said '"Grea e Lightnin' ·• was her '"Beaur) School Dropout" also drew laugh­ saved each year. Lossncr said. which would help pre­ The popular pia) written by Jim Jacobs and serve students' after school activities. fa\oritc song and dance number. ter and applau~c as Teen Angel, played by sen­ Warren Casey followed the romance bet\veen ''f'ye b~cn singing that song for the past ior Corey Leigh. serenaded Frcnchy. played by The response from students. as well as teachers, good girl Sandra DumbrO\\ ki, played by junior he said, has been positi\ c. three days and they did a great job '' ith it." she JUnior \shl)n \1artin. \\ith what appeared to be Kim Turner, and bad boy Danny Zuko. played sa1d. A critical part of teaching. Lo sner said. is ade­ a smalL fun) creature on top of h1s head. by freshman Chip Scott. The antics of the T- Upon spotting a flier in her residence hall. quate preparation and planning. Sophomore Amelia Luchcy. co-dirccwr of 13irds and Pink Ladies highlighted Sandra and Lamb said she decided to attend the sho\\ Teachers nO\\ haYe an extra day to prepare their the production along\\ 1th senior I-.:.nsten Butler. Danny's ~cenes \\·ith singing and dancing. lesson plans, he said, and meet with each other to di s­ because of the other .. Grease" performances she ~aid t\\O months of hard work spent putting the The show began with the large ensemble enjoyed on Broad\\ ay and in London. cuss plans for the '' cek ahead. play together'' as'' onh the eflorr. singing "Alma Mater" and then breaking into a "This cast is very enthusiastic and !like the ··r was really happ! with it.·· she said. "l Because of the shortened ,,·cek. the school day is faster dance Yersion of the song. lengthened Tuesday through Friday. Los ncr said, dancing:· she aid. 'Tm also impressed \\ ith don't think we could haYc had a better opening Audience members clapped as the cast the student directing." night. .. running classes an extra 30 minutes per day, a ,,·eJI twirled across the stage under a banner embla­ as shortened break times throughout the day. Junior Lauren Von Bargen said "Those - Luche) ~a1d !>he and Butler proposed doing zoned with "Grease." lvlagtc Changes" was her favorite song. "Bye Bye Birdtc.'' but \\ere asked to dtrect Though it may not seem like much. he said, the Despite technical difficulties and some 30 extra minutes eYery day make up more than the ·Tm not a really big ·Grease' fan. but !like '"Grea:.e·· in~tcad. confu~ion, the cast pcrse\·ered as they moved students arc losing. that one." :.he said. ··Grca!>c ~:. a great sho,\.'' ~he <>atd. from .. Summer Nights" to "Beauty School \on Bargen said she performed m her high "E'er) one IO\ es it. you can't go wrong\.\ 1th it.'' ··It i~ a requirement that students attend 1.050 Dropout" to "You're the One That I Wa nt." hours of classes per year... he said. ··our students, school'!, production of "Grease:· and has ::.ecn it "'Grea~c .. \\ill continue :.prcadmg the \\ ord The T-Birds turned in a particularly enthu­ twice. toda) and tomorro\\ at S p.m. with this nC\\ schedule. actually go to class 1.059 sia tic rendition of "Grease Lightnin · .. com­ hours. "E\crybody's doing rea lly well." she said. plete with pciYic thrusting and sh tmmying. and sad l'm not in it." Ha\ ing vfonday ofT. Lossner said, allows for ·-rm some lee'' ay .in the e\ ent of taking emergency days off. B) being able to make up missed days immedi­ ately. the school year is prevented from heading fur­ ther into June. State agrees to buy [hr li.l1ttrrr §ortr!!J uf Professor Jeffrey Raffel, director of the uni\ ersi­ ty'~ School of Public Affair, said the nation's eco­ nomic ,difficulty has resulted in public school budget cnscs. Public schools depend on state and local da age ho es Announces the twenty-first annual resources. he said. \\hen less funding is available. something in the budget must get squeezed. and some 8\ LEAH CO:\\\." "The people arc ccstattc about the Untver-.it~ of Dela\\are state~ think schools arc C"\pcndable. St.r/1 R- Open to undergraduates tn all field . Re earch '" If S87 billion can be spent on the war in Iraq." as the county is footin g much of the buvout is the right deciston because "he resulb must be reported in an essay written for a Kat~JIJlaq S£ld.: .. ,, h) can't more money be designated financial burden. re;lizcs her ramih has to mo\e for safct) for education, which \\ill offer our future generation The stare has al lotted S600,000 in rea.,ons. general. educated audience. more opportunities?" response to September's storms. During the b t stonn she said she Schools ha,·e hard decisions to make, he said. \\'hate\ er mone) is left from this fund had water- that ,,·as full of and >- \oVinners pre~ent brief talks based their research Because d.f the lack of mone]. they need to decide \\ill go toward bu) ing out the damaged sewage up to the ccilmg in her basement, essays at K Initiation Banquet on May 7. 2004 between laying orr teachers. cutting acti\ itics or homes. he said. '' htch has left mold and other residues. tharging students to participate. "'This lea\es vel") little monc) for Her famih had to make a number of > Submission deadline is April 19. 200-+ ~·1 would not want to be on the e school boards the buvout."' !\!arino said. repairs including re-installing dl") \\all A \\ ards announced by April 30. 2004 making these decisions ''hat to cut," Kaufman said. State House of ReprcsentatiYes and po,,·cr-\\ ashing the basement. ''They are between a rock and a hard place.·· \1inority Leader Robert Gilligan, D-19th f\.lullith said. Raffel said it is unlikely that 30 minutes added to District. said the count) feel!> obligated to \1arino. a Cilell\ ille rcstdcnt for 3~ For competition rule,. see\~\\'' .uJel. eJuJI2.hn or conlact the each of the four days which school is in ses ion is bu) the property from the Glem ille resi­ years. said he e:\pcrienced no problems L'ndergraduate Re,earch Program ( 188 Orchard Road. 831 - equal to the class time missed on the fifth day. dents. ~tntil 19~9 . lie s<~td he blames the prob­ 8995). On a short-term basis. he said. student · may not '·The gO\ crnmcnt i;. responsible for lems on o\·cr-de\ elopmcnt tn the area. fall behind as a result of one less day. However. it i it happening.'' he said. tate en. Karen E. Peterson. D-9th uncl ear if this plan would be beneficial to the stu­ The count\' is ·ued the contractor of Distnct. said 160 hou-,es \\ill be bought dent · education on a long-term ba i ·. these propertie~ a permit to build on the and 33 ''ill rem am in pri' ate O\\ nership. Lossner said after Sh1tc testing in the spring. it land 50 years ago. e\ en though the site is he said the 33 remammg houses will be apparent if the four-day program is working. built on a tloodplain. ''ere not great!) a fleeted b) the Sept. 15 The school district wi II then decide whether or Because of the location. Gilligan storm. as they \\Crc built h1gher on the not to continue \\ ith the modified week in future sa1d prope1ty damage would continue if plain. ears, he said. the count\ docs not 1110\ e residents out. \lanno said the date of the final bu} ­ "'Th~) can't continue to li\ c ther~ ... Olll has not vet been set. 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B;\' LJ:\DSEY LWE:\DER tomers from various companie to sene ince June. ance companies' ro prO\ ide and bind 'ar­ Consultants join other busine se down­ s·ra/! Rqwrrer them on a more personal level and. if ''It's a great opportunity for the stu­ ious policies. he said. tO\\ 11. Innovati\ e Consultant . L.L.C.. a needed. offer them additional service . dents to work on campu~ ju ·t to have Innovative Consultants i an inde­ ''It's tremcndou::-. to ha\'e employer customer contact center. is scheduled to The business is not a telemarketing some extra cash." she said. "Students pendent entity. and ylvester said he has surrounding dO\\ ntO\\ n Newark," she open ov. 20 behind tarbucks on sen·ice. he ·aid. will have three-hour shifts. and the been building and managing customer aid. "\1ain treet IS constantly chang­ Baines Street in ~ewark. lnnovati\e Consultants has alread; schedule'' ill be \ery flexible." sen ice center for 16 years. ing and the cit;, alway welcome new Ken ylvcster. president and O\\ ncr hired 25 employees, 60 percent of,, hom Syh·cstcr said he i ~ also looking for "[am \ery familiar with how large addlltons ... of fon o\ati,·e Consultants. said this cus­ are uni\ ersity studenb, and Sylvester student '' ho are familiar '' ith the financial institutions work. and I knO\\ Sy hester ~aid he and his employees tomer contact center ''ill sene large said he hopes to hire another 75 as soon Fortune 500 companies and ha\e some \\hat they are looking for.'' he said. are still putting rhe finishing touches on fin cia! institutions. mainly banks and as possible. prior kno'' ledge of technology. Sylvt:stcr. also a uni\'crsity alum­ In nO\ atiw Consultants for their grand insurance companies. ··we are seeking tndi\'iduals look­ ··some studenb ma; even end ur nus. said he cho e to open his business opening. "We are a business that large finan­ ing to impro' c communication skills working as licensed agents for the com­ in ~e\\ark becau e he is familiar \\ith Esposito said she and Sylvester wi!I cw{ institutions will hire as scr~ice rep­ and better their knowledge of large pany." he said. the area and belie' e the downtown be recruiting uni\crsity students as resentatives," he said. financial institutions." he said. Sylvester said he ''ill look for labor force i talented. employees. These companies will forward their Office Manager Christine Esposito, employee~'' ith an aptitude for the bu ·i­ ··1 am very excited about opening a ··we agreed we should set up an 800-number callers to lnno,·ati\·e a unt\crsity •alumna. said she is \'ef) ness and pay for them to take the neces­ business in my former college tO\\·n .'' he employment table to target the stu­ Coftsultants, he said. and employees'' ill excited to open up the businc!>~. ~ar) exam in order to become licensed said. dents." she said. ··because (the universi­ thco try and meet the customers· needs. She and Sylvester have collaborated agent . \ 1aureen Feeney-Roser, assistant ty] is such a great location." ~-Sylve ter said lnnovatiYc before. Lsposito said. and have been A ftcr they are apprO\ ed a~ agents. planning director of Newark. said the Co sultants will work with existing cus- working on In no\ ati\e Con ultanh they will then '' ork mamly \\ ith insur- city is glad to ha,·e InnO\ati\e U.s. pushed to DART kicks outlaw online off food drive

BY CHRISTl:\..\ HER:\ A '-OF L \ltchelle Ackles. pokes­ \L 1', Feulllrt."i f.dil' , ,,·om.tn for the Delaware drug purchases DART First tate will Dcpartmcnt of Transportation, launch its sixth annual Swff the satd the food dri\ e has been suc­ Bus charity food driw 'v1 onday. cess lui ill pre' ious years. BY CRISTA RY\ '- ··we cannot attest to the safe­ The Thanksgi\ ing collec­ "[ belie\e e\ery year so far .'ItaIf Rl.'portt,. ty and eiTecti, ·e ne~s of the drug tion of non-perishable goods for we·,e been increa ing the Purchasing medicine O\t!r the Internet has once it gets re-importcd back to needy Delaware rcsidcnb \\til amount of food \\ e ·' e taken in, .. become o popular that phannaccurical manu­ the country:· she said. make its way to Yarious local she '>Jid. facturers and local pharn1ac1es are pressuring The FDA recommends con­ collection site through :--.0\. 21. \\hi lc canned good tend to go\"ernmcnt reprcscntati\ e~ to enact legislation sumers do research. Bro\\11-Reed Rozie Zappo. dtrcctor of be the mo-.t popular it~s.given on the issue. said, to find out as much as they dcvelopmem for the Food Bank at the dm e. Ackles said. there The Internet Pharmacy Consumer can about the companies. of Delaware, said after the food arc many acceptable donations. Protection Act was introduced June 26 to the It is cheaper to buy from dri\'e i~ completed, DART F11·st ·· \n) thing anybody donate House of RcprcsenratiYc~ and seeks to prohibit these companic". she said, bur if tate will transport the food to i~ ''elcome... she said. online drug purchasing. much of which is done the company is not reputable the the food bank. \Lklc~ su!!gcsted donations through Canada. consumer may not recei,·e what The food bank di>tributes other than cam;e-d fruib and veg­ Tack 'vlurphy, \icc president of profession­ they expect. the donated food through its t\\O etables. as mtlst people tend to al scmccs for Happy Harry' . satd online phar­ llowever, Fischer aid drugs program called Shopper·~ forget the entree part of a meal. macie · ha\ e impacted its bu~mcs~. but ir ts dif­ from Canadian online phannacies Choice and Mobile Pantr~ \leal A transit group of DelDot ficult to pinpoint the extent of the e!Tcct. are not only cheaper. but also safer Boxes, she aid. employees started the drive, she Buying drugs online can offer a significant than from a local pbarn1acy. THE REVIE\\ K.\V. Ea'>l In the Shopper's Choice said. which has been an annual discount, he 'iatd. especially tor those who do "In local phannacies you get The pharmaceutical industry is urging Congress program, Zappo said. member hoi id.ty succc,s e\ er since. agencie::-.. such as churches. soup not haYe insurance card,. the dntg in an orange bottle," he to prohibit online pr·escription drug sales. "[ th111k a., the holida}s Dr. Laurence fischer. consultant for said. "I low do you knO\\ \\hat you kitchen~ and daycare ractltties, approach ....\ckles aid, "we Canada Value '\1eds. an online phannac). said got?" instead. can elect one or t\\ o of a partic­ think more about helping oth- consumers could sa\ c as much as 200. He The medicines sh ipped from Canada are :Vl ichelc Meeker. manager of external cor­ ular item, rather than an entire cr~. used the drug \ "io:-;..x as an example. the same as those shtpped from the manufac­ porate communications for AstraZeneca. a case of a single product. The collectton sites for the "A three-month fill at the best discount in turing plants. he said. and if they are not safe. pharmaceutical company based in Wilmington. The \fobile \lt:>al Pantr; food dri\ e are Acme, Market the United State is about S325.'' he said. "In then the dntg manufacturing company is at said the compan) began an allotment program Boxes arc 30-pound. nutritiOnal­ treet ;\fall .md Rodney Square Canada. it \\'ould be about S 135." fault. in April 2003 to monitor purchase panerns of ly- balanced meals distnbutcd to 111 \\'limington. Wal-\fart 111 Murphy said Happ) Han)\ has talked to Almost all of the drug~ shipped from their products. needy people. she satd. The food ~l ilfonl <111d \cme in Dover. consumers who have bought medication in Canadian phatmacies, like Canada Value "The demand increase from Canadian bank works with the univer~it) Walt Rubel. spokesman for e'anada to sa,·e mone). 'v1cds, Fischer said, arc shipped in a factory­ companies is going to U.S. patients:· she :aid. to make ensure the nutritional Acme larkeb. said the compa­ ··Ninety percent of the prescriptions filled ealed bottle. "This program ensures Canadian patients can value of the meals. ny is Jcting as a collection site in Delaware are filled \vith an insurance card. Mo t Canadian online dntgs have an iden­ sti II rccci' c the product they need ... In 2002. Zappo said. the for the food dm c as part of its apd those patients don't worr; about buying tification number. Fischer said. because they If a customer requests a larger order d1an food bank distributed I0.6 mtl­ chant) \\ nrk for hunger relief. from Canada." he said. "The other I 0 percent come directly from the manufacturing compa­ usual, \ lceker said. AstraZeneca does research lion pounds of food to 240 mem­ r\ eme gi\e' tWO million wnhout insurance cards would look to go ny. to analy7e the cause of the increase to make ber agencit:s, which are at or poumb or food per year to vari­ through Canada to buy thetr drug~.-- The patient knows exactly what they are sure there are no negative effects. belo\\ the po' crt: le\ el. Olh chantic~. he said. Purchasmg pharmaccuucab from the getting. he said, and knO\\ sit has not been tam­ Murphy said there is varying suppmt for Included in the food bank's It is important to the compa- Internet ~:an cause problem~. f\.1urphy aid. pered with. combating online pharmacies in the U.S. total donation. she said. ''ere 11) to act as .1 good corporate cit­ ··~o one kno\\·s if the) an~ the real thing ... \1 urphy said Canadian phannacies are Congress. t\\0 buses filled\\ ith 9.3 tons or tzen. Rubel satd. and give back he said. running out of products. which is affecting RcprcsentatiYcs do not want to address the food collected b) Stuff the Hu-; to the communn;. Amtra Brown-Reed. pubhc affairs spcctal­ Canadian patients. issue. he said. because they do not want to cost last year. "I hi\' better to do it than tst for the Philadelphia di~tnct ('r the Food and Allotments of pharn1aceuticals are being their constiruents monev. "Delawareans ha\ e been \\Orking on hunger relief?" he Dntg Administration. said consumer.., arc buy­ interfered '' ith. he said. because many of the "Thi-. issue is a hoi potato," Murphy said. extremely generous:· Zappo sat d. Ing at their 0\\ n risk. dntgs are shipped to American consumers ·'but there" ill be ham1 in letting it continue." said.

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its beautiful car'l'J 1 ui J archi­ e\·er~ year. tecture. ~lcam,hile. Rmcllc ,.., ·\recent ,ur\ .?\ r, 'lKCd It the pulling in more th,m %00.000 12th O\ era II he t ',liJl lor a per) ear _,.---~ l public uni\e•·,It). Instead of another pay ra~'>e But. the Ulll\.:'f It~ I,' n ,Iclc ne'l.t year. ''h) doe~n 't the uni­ its wa) to the top 01 , 1c her I 't \ersit~ hm:: a couple of ne\\ ' - th<: Ji,t 0 I'll. hi ~ ... t P• Id profe,,or,·! Pcrhap-, then "tu­ prc-.idenh of pub I· c I J\eN denh could get hack a little tie'> . from the wit ion they pay e' cr~ Recently rei ·t 1.. t Itl'-IIc' 'eme... tcr. ~hm\ tlhtt Pre , 1t D,l\ Id P Ro..,ellc could at lea't create Roselle '" the "tdl J JU!'1C t the Iilu,ion that he '' try mg to paid prc-,ident of , I"] <.. .mi­ 'oh c the problem' facing 'lll­ ,·er... ity in th..: cot I t ' I 1c only denh. prc,Jucnt I at " ' I no c i' But \\ho \\ant' to try to j\llary ~UL Ct•kn n uf the change any thing \\hen he or C Ill\ er-,Jty of \1 ... 11 '• r -,he j-, ma!...1ng that I...md of In all. Rt"cll cs .1'1 money·) annual -,alan ot ( ~O.f 5l There ,.., no rea ... on for ThJ'> amot.nt Rn,ellc to be '' ,, 10 pcrn.It receiving a incre.J-,c fro1r ... alary of thi'> Ja..,t ) Cluuent body ously '' rong '' 1th tl ' p1ett re. n.:arly twice that of Delaware. First. tuition f 1r the un \er­ Yet the ... alanes or both presi­ Schools stay safe with zero the ris!... this student pr<:,enh Studie-, >ho'' that \\ hile Amlric·a ha-, thl· 111\"t 'nphl,ti~at..'J -,ity ha.., risen stl.td• \ 11, 11.. ,as! dent' are near!) idenlical. The stuuenh '' ho are considering commttting 'io­ ''capons ")'tern... ami 1111 ht,try 'trc·ngth. terr 1r tolerance policies lence at ... chool tall... to fnends in ad\ ance. i-,h ha\e Incrca,ing number .... n otl\e and four ~ear-, fh.: c t'n lur math ju\t doc' not add up. ll' the\e m<:rease~ \\l;r... •h is1ng From the 'hape thi~ uni,·er­ The ... tudcnts at Columbmc "J.Jned a tricnu re,n]\e fight lor thl' nc\t huntli'L'd ) c',trs \ co-,t of runmng t~ • till\.: it) ~ity is in. Ro~clle should not not to go in m school that day. Could the) ha,·.: Ame1i..:a (,mnot eliminate t'\ CI) terrori't. C\ e!' T am a graduate of the uni,·eNt) and a . bm hJStOJ') ,ho'" u-, they tually ,Jcc<:" to'' eap•'Ih tll m:JS' de-,tmcuon J.)r at teacher a local middle school, so an) time r wen:n·t. Could thi~ ~tudent'-, stOr) be a eom­ 11 does. thc-,e group-, '' III...cl). It d~lC' n~') seen, I lur the see an a11icle about <;ehools. I rake an intereq. Some applaud Roselle for plete work of fiction'' Yc., but thae i-. .,I,o the ln'>tcad. the 'r' cl1 tate~ mu-,1 Ihml.. nf r.re. id-?1/f to bf p. I tt'i' T JUst read M1I...e Fo' \ anicle titleu "Zero amount ol r.,1n1.. \\h1le making the unt\ er..,it) more possibility it was a real threat. and bccau c ol ''ays to utJIIJe -,ncialpt)\\er tn prc'\cnt the en: tolerance ma!...es no sen... e .. in the No'. -liS uc of the action-. of the adminNrauon ,It that sc·hool. :IllOJ' Ol the IlL \t ~C'k ~,lll()n O! te!T011 t semester bill, haH: bL 1 r <;ing presuginth. But all of the ne\\ The Re\'ie\\. fox\ anicle is full of inac..:uraeie .... fhc L'111ted St,ll.:" ,,,..., the P<1\\C to per steadd) o\L·r tht. p tour prestige i st) le. not '>Ub,tance. Ji,·es may h•we been 'a' ed First oiL Lero tolerance diu not 'taJ1 in In the enu /Cnl toler.lll(e ,, lk-.igncJ to ~uad..: .lap.111. f ,, 1c:e. Cicnna:1~. C.m.ld.t. Bnt.JI' ) ears. Ye .... the uni\·cr-,ity has an 1998 after Columbine. It has been in schoob ror protect the many. We a, auult-- ,J!-,o gl\ e up .md otiiL·r .IIIJe, to help \rab JUUon' .. pp~o•. ·I :\lore impm1.1 \ t ~· Jill- attracti\ e campu' anu increav a decade or more. uealing '' ith drug' and alco­ nghh to en ... urc the afet) of mher,. We gi\e up thet~peoflile\h'h.l\L' \s \rabeL·ontWl e,,mt. ,·ersit) i, still Ill r 1 1 • tot ,t mg application rat<:'>. but criti­ hol.lt ha-. been e\panued to cover pos,e-,sion of the perccptltlll of \menc.t a' a l~c,tlcr ~ro\\. th1.. hinng fr.:e;..: . L.tl problems facing its current our FiN . \mcnument righh at time' lor th..: \\Capons and other cr11ncs. Fo.\ goes on to '") ,tng<:r that hrec•d-, I anu alcohol use, posseswm. II ·i /cr>.\"(11/.\ (fl \'llflllll .('IIIII and more 'tudePh r-. 'lu\ ing paychccL Fo\ "tite' that "most '-ludenh puni>hcJ '>eriou-, trouble t:'lrollmg in Bilingual books are useful under such policies ar.: unable to gi' e their >ide. U.S. government can stop confront '' itnc"c'. be told of the offense> the\ in toda) ,s socie(v hm·e committed or present C\ iucnce in their terrorism with social power WH RE TO WRITE: uetense ... I hall to laugh out loud at this blatant lie . I \\ ;~, delighted Ill orx:n the '\o\. 4 ,s ue 1.. The Review Fo' ob\ iou~l) conducted research to leam . \fter I\\ o ) ..:ar' 01 '11\.'lldmg in the hun­ The Re\ te\\ and rcaJ the anicle .Jbout the n ~ ''hat judges !:>aiu in their rulings unfonu­ dred> of billions. hundred' of American li'e" Ill puhiJcalJOll of bthngua] 0(l0b for clnJlfrcr, 250 Perkin ~ Student Center nmel) he forgot to actually read the Ia\\ that ]o-,t am.! alienati(1ll of L .S. allies. the \\'ar on The fncu-, on the r..:I.Hi\cl) -,mall publish.:: _ . ewark, DE 19716 "as created ..\II -,tudent> are tolu of their Ten·ori ... m Gll1 be argued a ... ueee''· ..Js no .. ttae!... Children·, B, 1o!... Pre". \\as ,J!,,l .Ipprc,'Jli'>J1<.!nded for mer Hm' e\ cr. the -.pending IIJ(rea'c'. the num­ 10 days \\ ithout a hearing before the ,chon! ber of li'e' lost gnm" and teJTori-,h ,ho\\ Launo Ameriean-,. the\ a],o tar!!Ct nther mi'lor1: The Opmion/Editu-1.1 l'• ).!Cs are an o~n forum for public debate boaru. at '' hich time the~ may hire an a nome). mounting re-.oln:-. it) popul.Jt on' l-or ii;'>tuncc. 11;1l' of their 200.:: and d.iscus!'.ion. The RotC\\ welcomes re>.pon:.e from its readers. preo.,enl their -,iue of e,·enh. and eon front ''it­ The \\ar on Terron'm b..:gin' to ,hare sJm­ relc•he' i-, "Gomg Home. Coming Home \'c * Hna. Tham Que Huon.{· b~ fruong Tran. !lhis­ For verificatton pt;rpt '>C'- pka!-.:: include a daytime telephone num­ nes:.es . ilantic-, '' ith the \\,tr on Drugs. Li!...c drugs. ter­ ber with all lettc fhc euitonal staff reserves the right to ed.it all Fo\ argues that >tudents ha\ c Fir..,t ronsts arc created C\ cry Ja) and become trateu b) Ann Phong abtlllt ,1 \ Ietname't Amendment right-, that teachers are tr) mg tram­ mcrea-,mgly potent. American fan1tl). submissions. Letter-. ;.md ~olumns represent the ideas and beliefs of Thetr mo' cmenh become haruer to mom­ .\nother small publisher nf chilurcn'· 'the authors .md :. ould not be taken as representative of The ple and ma!...e the '>tudent~ confom1. o "hy don't ''e allO\\ studenh to wander the class­ tor and the1r 1ntlucnce mcreases. The difference books \\ith a mission to prmide quality boo"-' Revie\\. All kttl!r~ b.:-u1n.~ the property of The Review and may be room. talk constant!) throughout the cla... s. and between the t\\ o war~ i~ the cost of fighting about children of color for all childr<:n is Lee & published in print 0 llc.;tronic forms. curse out th ~ teacher "hen the) are ao.,ked to them . The drug war i-, more manageable and Lo" of :\e'' York City that pub!i ... heu "The <.top') has more mom for etTor oYer the course of Road to Santiago .. by D. H. Figueruo. Isn't it their First Amendment right to do decades than the War on Terrorism. ~II-,sin g a ~lar!...etmg fo]J.., at major children·, OliO!... '>O'l If we puni sh students for doing this. aren't drug '>hipmem can result in the addiction of publishers are not unaware of the ehanging we forcing student' to conform? Of course not. thou,and> of people. while mtS>ing a tcrrOJi't demographics either. Advertisin~: Policy for Classified Students are at school ro leam. Students attack ma) rewlt in the Ji, e> of thousands. l\1any more boo!...' are coming out in hoth and Display Ads: haYe the constitutional right to an education and .\na]y..,ts argue the nece,sity of using mil i­ Engh..,h and pan ish (separate boob). Th1' year the rights of the mtan. But "America's Prom1ses" in both Engh-,h • nd The Reviev. re en es the right to refuse any ads that Confederate nag shi11S to school. or better yet the long-tem1 proo,pect of thi' approach i-, grim. Spamsh. and Harcoun relea>ed both an Englhh \\ hite sheets and hood,·) Or gang-related clOth­ Terrori'>ts spend millions to engage in acti\ it) and a Spanish Yer-,ion of a biograph) of ce,ar are of an improp~r or inappropriate time, place and ing? Isn ·r it their right to do ... o') No. because as while the administration i-, spending billions Cha\eL - " Hane ... rmg Hope cn... ec:hando manner. The idea:-. tudents to \\ear such things Secretary of Defense Donald Rutmfeld anu ) oung auult boob. ''"t the Edu"ation clear!) \'iolates that re..,pon,ibilit) . acknO\\ ledges this by '>a) ing. "The C .S i' put­ Re,ourcc Center. department at fhe Review. Fox talks of a case \\here a chilo \HOtc a ting relatiYe!) little elTon into a long-range stof) of a ' tuuent '' ho falls a'>leep in cia-, and plan. but ,,.c are puttmg a great deal of efton Mar~an t P. f)lf{n, r dreams of I...illing a te::.c her and " a' e\pclled. into trying to 'top temmsts." Rum-,feld \HOle. Dirn wr of' 1hc 1-.'ducmion Rc,ouru c, Ill< r He falb to prm ide the detail... that coulu 'htm "The co-,r-hcnefit ratio is against u, ,.. mpd@ ud, I edu

Managing 1\.e\h Editor< Editorial Editor: Entertainment Editors: '\\ttio,uJiState '\ew~ Editon.: Cunolle Cloo.·ery Erin Fl'l?Z AJ. Ru"o lame' Borden Cal!)e Morns."'' KJ)'ic D~.,wllng Anika R n;rm Editor in Chicr: II. \\ [ 'l Ashk) Ohcn Photography Editor: Features l:..ditor: Student .\!Tnir. Manat,1ng \1osalc Editors: Lauren .'\ na... UbiO \1~h"a B ra.;hf~ld J"""" Thomp-.on Tarra A'" Jefl !\•!"'' Admini,trathe t\e"' Editor": .\rt Editor: '\ews features .Edit on: Ex«utiw Editor: J , Dol ur~ Enn B1les Kati~ GnNO ~ Inn aging ports EditOrS Editors: Sport!. Edito!'l.: St.eph:Ull< AnJtrscn !l.kgnn 5ullh an Copy Desk Cbief~ Tom Monaghan Rob Md·,ddcn Dan \l.mre.,.,no Ry;.Ut Mtgnone • • 111110 11 November 14, 2003 A9 Newark THE REVIEW'Dan Lisowski UDPD is too relaxed

wagon adorned with silver ent part of campus and arrest stu­ police Tywanda bracelets, while their friends dents for partaking in imilar Howie (who probably invited them to way? our campus) are merely given a What about a different strike. group of students in a similar sit­ take it How It Is Although this system seems uation, that ju t happened to be twi ted enough, this is not where approached by another officer, to the U niver ity the problem lies. who decides to enforce the Jaw? of Delaware! The problem occurs when There is no way to monitor too far A place to be somebody. the enforcement - the cops - this issue, therefore a huge A place to obtain an educa­ do not follow the proper protocol inconsistency exists on this cam­ tion. or regulation that the university pus with how officers are a sess­ A place that di mi ses some has intended to be ent'orced. ing situations and accurately Jon federal laws that exist within our That night. instead of seeing enforcing regulations. Deakins give to our friendly police depart­ month. T may not have even been COUiltr). the inebriated student& hauled off The officers probably ment. she gives me some ne\\S that back home, yet this carjacking The new motto for the uni­ in that infamous wagon. the stu­ thought they were doing the tu­ boggles my mind. took place only fi,·e weeks follow­ versit) should be: The dents were told to throw the dents a favor that evening by let­ "Oh. that wa~ us." she said. ing my ticket. University of Dela,~are - We alcohol away. ting them off - taking the mat­ ·WHAT?'' 3. To this day. my parents tell take the law into our 0\\ n hands. Good riddance to the federal ter into their own hands. So here's a little tory I've got "We took your car," she said me tile) still have never recei,ed The other night. I had the Jav.: that prohibit the use and So here's another question to tell about the ewark cops that again. thi s so-called warning. opportunity to see how our uni­ con umption of alcohol for to poe. you know so well. "Well. give it back... l said to What if l needed my car for a ver~it) handle. enforcement and minors! 1 wonder why the university Alright, o I'm bitter. her. job interview that day'J Or my best policie~ for first hand. ln any other place. etting, is so surpri ed with the amount But. you would be too. eedless to say. that did not friend got hurt and needed a ride to A few students had been atmosphere or scene. if anyone of alcohol overdo es that exist Unlike most of the student go over so well. and after talking to the hospital? drinking alcohol in their dorm under the age of 21 was caught on this campus. when its body, I've never had a run-in with a few Sergeants and Lieutenants, I "Sorry about your luck buddy. room. and Uni\·ersit) Police breaking thi federal Jaw they enforcement is flawed. the city police before this past still had no answer as to why the but you'll just have to . uffer. were called in to handle the inci­ would have had a breathalyzer There were more than 45 month. That all changed though, 'ewark police took my car. bee au e your $15.000 car was dent. shoved do~ n their throat before incidents that occurred before on one cold rainy da; in mid­ ··contact the Alderman· stolen from you because of a $25 Some officers came over to they even knew what hit them. the end of Fall Semester last year October. court:· they said. parking ticket." asse s the situation. and after the Yet at this university stu­ - how many of those could I was just walking back from After approximately 10 min­ After a day of missing classes room was cleared out of nearly a dents are shielded from this law. have been prevented if the police class to my apartment over by utes of being transferred and on and hassling friends to find a ride dozen students socializing a if placed in some ort of safe actually enforced the policies? Elkton Road when I just happen to hold and transferred and on hold. I to the impound.! finally got my car in ide. the police commenced haven warding off the laws of When the cops that night glance in the ~treet. \\here I always finally found out the reason why back for a lump sum of money that doing their job. our country. lapped the studenb on their park my car. my car was jacked right out from I had to bmTow. Alcohol was spotted as soon When did this warped sys­ hand and told them not to be To m) dismay. there was an under my nose. What I want to know is how is as the door of the room was tem become so acceptable? naught) again. who monitored empty spot ju~t big enough for my Unpaid parking tickets. they that fair? Isn't that a violation of opened and it was ob\ ious by the The night of the incident, what happened after they left? tiny Civic right where I had parked said. my rights or something? I mean. smell swarming around the area one of the university police offi­ What about the alcohol in the night before. 1 quickly picked my brain. becau e of one unpaid parking that the students had been par­ cer~ said omething to the effect the refrigerator or thhe alcohol M; initial thought was that thinking back to any tickets I ticket, the police looked up my taking in some alcoholic festivi­ of him not finding it fair that level of the individuaL? my friend somehow moved my received in Newark during my infonnation at the Department of ties. only non-university students are No one knows - because car. but that idea was quickly disre­ three years here at the university. Motor Vehicles, came to my street To make a long story short. arrested. instead of everyone even with the blatant appearance garded after a swift search around and the only ticket I could remem­ to search for my car and went many of the people in the room in' o lved: therefore it is his poli­ of alcohol throughout the room, my building. ber was given to me five weeks through the trouble of pushing it were not from this chool and cy not to arre t anyone. the officers didn't think it imper­ The next thought that jumped earlier for being halfway parked on out from the curb from in between had been \ isiting friends that I'm sorry? I must have ative to allieviate the ituation, in my head was that omeone stole a yellow curb. But that couldn 't' be two trucks so they could tow it. lived in the room. missed the meeting that allowed and none of these factors were my car. It \\as weird. though. the reason. right'? Call this a warning. Call this a After the ritual confiscating university police to create and taken into account. because there wa~ no broken glass Wrong. complaint. Call this whatever. of licenses and checking identifi­ enforce their own policie sepa­ No one made the e officers on the ground and I had remem­ The nice lady from our fine Was all the time and money cations and age. it was obvious rate from the rules of the univer­ God, allowing them to determine bered seeing the vehicle an hour court system. who I was trying spent on finding my car and taking that these students had just sity. when 2and when not they could earlier on my way to class. with all my might not to flip out it real ly worth it? They can find out turned 18 and were well under l wa~ flabbergasted upon enforce law that are larger than At this po int. while making on. informed me that they ordered my address and car information, the federal drinking age. witnessing this scene. the scope of the university. my way up the apartment teps, I the Newark police to come and tow but can ·t look up my phone num­ Lock em' up! Throw away The officer felt he was Someone need to arrest was more pissed off about the hun­ my car that morning because of ber to give me a call ? the key! doing the tudents some ort of them! Read them their rights! dreds of my soon-to-be-gone CDs that one $25 ticket from a little The one question that still That is the u ual procedure fa,·or by allowing them all to get That night proved the last than my apparent stolen car. over a month ago. lingers is - Just how much power given to non-university :.tudents off that evening, instead of time. even if I had an ounce of I knew I'd get it back, because Dumbfounded couldn't even do the police really have'l that are caught participating in arresting them for breaking the respect left. I showed any ort of the police do a good job around come close to describing my feel­ r was brought up believing the any form of underage drinking at Ia\\ . respect for the forces that regu­ here - they would find it. ings at this time. police were there to protect and the university. or throughout the Where is the ju tice here? late our campus. So I call and tell the police Apparently. after a month of uphold the law. not break it them­ countr). for that matter. And who monitors or deter­ If they are not treating the that m~ car was stolen and the me not paying my ticket. they selves. While the others. ful l-time mines the consistency, or lack student body fairly. why the hell receptionist a5ks me to describe allegedly mailed a warning to my students at the university. shield­ thereof. of the Jaw and rules should l treat them the same my car and the location. No prob­ house. Jon Deakins is the assisram sports ed by their matriculation. are being enforced by University way" lem. l. 1 don't live at my house . editor for The Re1•iew. Send com­ simply sen·ed with a stri ke. Police aero the line? Here ·s the kicker of my little like most ofthe 14.000 students on ments to [email protected]. Picture this. Does the same officer who Ty11·anda Howie is a features edi­ tale. campus. Contrary to popular belief. he does Non-university ~tuden ts allowed those students to get off. tor for The Re1·iew. Send com­ After all the information I 2. lf they did mail it after a no1li1·e in a frailer. being hauled off in a paddy in the same night. go to a differ- mems to [email protected]. Democrats need to focus on themselves, not Bush

Democrats. Pshht. My. my. my. Aren't we up '~it da' times') Congratulations. Gen. cynical and jaded!" Rob More on that later. Clark. You were the only candidate who tried to put some humor into their Kucinich: "Discrimination is a weapon of mass destruction. We have McFadden First. I want to congratu- video and I have to give you props for that. But I'm not going to run out weapons of mass destruction we must eliminate at home, Mr. President. late the Rock the Vote organiza­ and vote for an old white gu) pretending he know. something about And that' why young people should vote for me.'' tion and its effons to promote Outkast. You have to give me something ebe. man. You ha,·c to give me Lieberman: "Do drugs and go to rave ." It Wasn't Me political responsibility among something good. Alright, that's not what Lieberman's was about. But with all the flash­ apathetic young voters. Not only That bring us to the main reason \\ hy these videos sucked. ing and movement going on. I felt like 1 was going to throw up. is it a noble and worthy cau e. statistics show that the events put on by Every candidate talked about Bush way too much (b} "too much:· I Kerry: "George Bush has taken our country in the wrong direction. RTV have actually made an impact. mean "at all'') and fai led to give a single reason why they would be a bet­ So vote for me :· But the Nov. 4 forum for the Democratic presidential candidate was ter president than the even other people standing next to them. Bush this. Bush that. Forget about Bush! What about you? pathetic. Here are brief summaries of the videos l haven't yet mentioned: Look, kids see enough of those stupid mudslinging commercials: The Big Eight (Braun. Clark. Dean, Edwards, Kerry. Kucinich. Sharpton: "We're gonna save America! You believe itT ·'John Smith like to drown cute little puppies in his bathtub. Vote Lieberman and Sharpton) each prepared a 30-second video that was sup­ Braun: "Bush i a bad man. I'm not anything like Bush. so vote for Brown for Trea urer." posed to ''appeal to young people and encourage them to vote .'' me ... That's why having candidates make a 30-second video spot was a ow how difficult could it be to make a 30-second video? Edwards: "Today's kids are made out to be cynical and jaded. dumb idea. Whoever thought that one up should be locked in a room with Slap together some clips of you discussing financial aid or some other Today's kid are not cynical and jaded. Kids. ~how the world you're not Roy's tiger. relevant topic. Find a celebrity to grin and shake your hand. Add some A a 19-year-old man, I am naturally stubborn and thickheaded. It popular music in the background and you'll have 20-year-old voters IT HE RE\'IEW Kn>len l\largiona would be easier for you to sit through The Matrix: Revolutions again than knocking over grandmothers in wheelchairs to get to the voting booth. for you to convince me of something. Here·s a description of Democratic front-runner Howard Dean's l don ·t care all that much about politics. Everything I know about video: anything comes from Jon Stewart and The Daily Show. Scenes of cheering crowds.lmages of Dean pumping his fist. A tech­ I am exactly the kind of person these videos were directed at. no-ish background track that goes something like "Bang to the beat of the And here I sit. writing an editorial about how stupid they were. drum. Bang to the beat of the drum." More scenes of cheering crowds. The only thing the Democratic presidential candidates proved to me More pumping fists. i that they are out of touch with my generation. Way out' of touch. They And that's it. don't know what matters to me. They don't know what I like. Good job. Howie. Way to go. Now I feel like voting for Ross Perot.. But they did encourage me to vote. I would hate for one of these peo­ Gen. Wesley Clark's video was the best because it actually made me ple to actually be my president. laugh. After talking about being pro-choice and pro-affirmative action. he says: Rob McFadden is a sports editor for The Rel'iew. Send comments to robm­ '·I don't really think Outkast i breaking up. Andre 3000 and Big Boi [email protected]. He thinks the police mistook Deakins' car for his. just cut solo records. that's all."

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Monday Circolo Italiano Kiosk • 10:00 a.m. -3:00p.m. • Trabant Center Chat with students of Italian about "Ia bella Italia" International Ftlm Series"\'\ hale Rider" • 7:30 - 10:00 p.m. • Trabant Center Theatre 2003 World Cinema Audience Award Winner (Sundance Film Festzva{) Music Concert • 8:00 - 10:00 p.m. • Loudis Recital Hall I Percussion/ Marimba Ensemble and Delaware Steel Drums Amy Dupont Music Bldg. (Admission Charged) Tuesday A!ternoon Tea & CFJS Photo Contest Display • 3:00- 4:30 p.m. • 180 South College Avenue Enjoy pastries and snacks while revie..,\·ing stlllming photo of adventures abroad (Coupons for Caffe' Gelato zcill /Je distributed I Launching of CFIS Study Abroad Ambassador& • 3:00 - -1::00 p.m. • 180 South College Avenue Meet our new Study Abroad Ambassador~ French Club Film "Amclic" • 7:00 p.m. • 210 Smith Hall 2001 Golden Globe nominee for Best Foreign Language Film U.s., France Relations- Unity Project • 7:00- 9:00p.m. • Ray Street C Lounge Participate in a role-play scenario and discussion with studenb & Journalist-in-Residence, Ralph Begleiter Chine'>c Economic Reforms & • 7:30p.m. • 205 Gore Hall Lecture by Vitaly Kozyrev of I\.loscow State Univer it) the L csson~ for Russia

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www. udel. edu/international Stop at the bookstore and the library to find out more about international authors Lurking Movie 1 Within: Reviews: Four more ""\la ter and editors allow Commander:· Delaware ..The \1atn:>­ salons to Re,·o!utions .. create new and .. EIC looks. 83 82 E:--JTERTAI~~1ENT THE ARTS PEOPLE FEATURES S MAKEOVER THE REVI w Perry Anthony Design Group

BY KELLI :\JYERS Feantll!< Eduor I live a crazy and hectic life, and therefore try to minimize any dramat­ ic changes that could add even more stress to my everyday routine. But for some reason, I jump at the chance to get a makeover, and regret it the day of my appointment as I find my stomach twistmg with anxiet:. \\'hat will the stylist do to me? What will my mom say? \\'hat if I hate my ne'' look? All these thoughts race through my head a. it bobs to the Dashboard Confessional CD I have playing in my car- my attempt to keep my mind off of what is about to happen. Twenty minute down Paper Mill Road, l arrive at the salon. I open the door and find myself in the midst of a neo-classical paradise. Marble pillars. ru tic rock paintings dra\\11 to perfection and other ancient Greek and Roman and rescues me from biting a\\·a) all my natls. "It has to be a metamorphosis of change -- not dra,t.c. but nantral," he clements take me back to the early 18th century. The words .. do "hatever you want to me.. come out of my mouth say The tranquil water fountains prO\ ide a pure simplicity that im ite me in before I can stop them. 1 guc~s t111S is me acccptmg the fact that I'm in need The hair dye fumes tell me the procc'' han: thmg but naturaL but 1tru~t with a smile. For a moment. I forget l am in a beauty salon. of a change and allowing Fla' ia to make it happen. Fla\ ia. I'm in good hand". That is. until I look more closely at the numerous hair care products that Upon first glance at my long hair ''ith split ends and grown-out blond Perhaps sen mg Ill) hesitance. she remind, me that hatr col w' 'hould line the walls. along '' ith blown-up photos of models sporting vibrant hair highlights. her mind fills with ideas. change'' ith the seasons. Darker colors and bold highhghh .trc fit 1or the f<.H colors and neon blue sign that reads "Perry Anthony Design Group Salon and ··r see panels of color... she says \\ith excitement. and ''inter months. and lighter shades'' ith "ubtlc highhghh arc ..pprcpn:ue Day Spa·· hanging above the round receptionist desk. Flm ia brings a piece of paper displaying cut-outs of female head to my for the spring and summer. I give the receptionist m) name and sit in a chair that resides in the mid­ lap. On the one that represents me, she separates the imaginary hair into three .. , f you don ·t change. there\ somcthmg \Hllng '' ·th : ou:· f 'J\ m ays dle of a fake fern tree. I think th1s i supposed to relax me - it doe~n 't. sections- the three ne\\ colors of my hair I gi,·e her a nod of approval. a::. she places the last foil on m: head ...Change h alway, butefic1,11 ·· I glance to my right and notice a !Tamed cop) of an advertisement fea­ She wastes no time as her assistant ''heels out a ca11 with tlu·ee bowls l anticipatem; fa, orite part: the cercmomal '' a~hing ot the hair. tured in Delaware Today magazine. It reads: "They say it takes I 00 years to containing what looks like yogurt. I drift mto a half-sleep :h m: scalp 1.., 111

BY ARTIKA R-\"\GA"\ \awmal Stat~ \e\\'~ Ed:tm walk into Sherif Zal-.1 Thursday afternoon'' ith butterfltes in my tummy and excitement on my brain. This moment has been playing repeatedly in my mind for the past week and a half and I am full of curiosity. wtth one question burn- ing in m)- mind '"illllike it? Located smack dab in the cen­ ter of GreenYille, Dela,,·are ·s most wealthy area. I always assumed Sherif Zakt \\as too ritzy and expensive for a girl whose mom cut her hair until she \\as 16 years old. But today, I am unfazed. "Let them do whale\ er they \\ant with your hair," I tell myself 1Nicholas - words I ne\ er thought I'd utter 111 my life. ··These people are pro­ fessionals." As I walk through the door. 1

·nesign meet Beca Hammond and Teresa moment she see~ me she offers me basiC highltg.hb. Lt'>J cxp!am'. Cappelli, the St) lim who \\ tll be a wide choice of bcwrages - "and mo' mg Ill\\ .1rds more paneb working on m) highlights. water. jutce. ~oda. "ine and the ltst or color." The bright red streaks that goes on. The ne\\ htghltghting tech­ Group graze their hatr remind me of the I opt for ·.,·ater. mquc they arc spcakmg of 1~ abo super trendy Candies models from I slo'' I) s1p a" a; a~ Lba. knO\m as peek-a-boo highlights, BY CALLYE :\10RRISSEY the magazine ads. These ladies Beca and Teresa tell me about thetr \\ ith the large paneb of color dune Emenainment Editor scream St) le. big plans. undemeath the tllp Ia: er of ha1r. \\'hen I am first approached The \\hole place. for that mat­ "You ha' e full control.·· I tell The color is not in : uur face. to be a participant in the Mosaic ter. has a chic and ultra-fashionable them, read: for the process to but "hen ~ ou do h.tppen to teal a .makeover issue, I jump at the 'ibe. begin. gltmpse Boo' the color IS chance to get a free haircut. Each room has distinct charac­ "Gooood," Lisa says. drawing right there. But then [ begin to consider teristics. The rooms for color and the word out as if the three already We begin talking about "hat the consequences - l have really cut take up the majority of Sherif knO\\ exactly what they want to do. color to tran::.fonll m: hair mto and long hair. The first thing any styl­ Zaki. and like most upscale salon~. After telling me that my hair. agree the current blondish streah ist is going to do is cut it all off! they are filled with posters of tyl­ lightly longer than shoulder are doing nothmg but crcatmg a The more I contemplate ish women with even more stylish length. ''ill be chopped a good fiye dull. blah look on m) head about what I am getting myself hairstyles. to six inches, my heart starts rac­ Ltsa suggests red. \\'ho am I to into, the more scared I become. As I sit do'' n for my consulta­ ing. Short hair has ne,er suited me. say no~ I've had long hair my entire tion, T meet Lisa Saunders, the But I uck it up and we start "People don ·t want to be tied life, and anyone with long hair woman "ho wi !I soon be cutting talking color. under rands the hardship of cut­ m) not-so-lowly locks. The '"\Ve're moving awa) from see STYLIST page B4 ting it off. It's a weird bond that I can't quite explain. But, I've always wondered what it would be like to have short beautiful my hair is, the verdict shortly. I take my mom with me hair and reason that it will grow comes in - my new style. a for moral upport and eYen she back if I hate it. So, I prepare razored graduated bob, will can't believe that I am agreeing to myself to go along with the plan. require my length to be cut off. have my hair chopped off. I am chosen to go to Nicholas o surprise there. After having some photo De ign Group in Wilmington, a I have come prepared and I taken, my hair is washed and 1 sit salon that is knO\m for being trust Paul, a channing and stylish in Paul's chair. ready for the big trendy and stylish, supported with man, to do a good job. moment. I watch as he puts my a talented and creative staff. l fig­ Also during the consultation. hair into a ponytail and as he dra­ ure if I have to get my hair am introduced to Amos matically cuts the whole tail off­ chopped off. I might as well do it Standberry. the man who will be in slowly. in style. charge of my makeup. Amos I gasp as he hands me my As I walk into the salon tor shows me photos of drag queen 's long ponytail, and I shake my head my consultation, I am wannly makeup he has done, and I instant­ to feel the difference. My hair is greeted. especially by styli t Paul ly become excited, because of my still wet, so it still ha some VanLiew, the man in charge of my adoration for drag-queen style. I weight, but not much. After that is hair's fate. I follow Paul to his tell Amos he can do \vhatever he over. l have nothing much to fear. chair at the end of the room and wants with my makeup and am I know Paul and his team will give plop down in the seat as a group of sure he will come up with some­ me a crazy. unique look. stylists swarm around me. each thing that will fit me. Paul begins to style my hair running their fingers through my So, a week-and-a-half later. l and uses a razor tool to cut. The hair. Even though I keep hearing wash my long hair for the last compliments on how long and time, knowing it will be gone very see MAKE UP page B4 B2 • THERE\ IE\\' • . o,·ember 1-L 2003 A commanding epic sets sail

'"\laster and Commander: The Far ide of the Aubrey. played by Russell Crowe. \\orld'' The film begins with the Surpnse bewg 20th Ccntur) Fo~ ambu bed by the rival French ship that they arc Rating: }( ,'( ,'( I 2 assigned to capture. The Surprise sutlers critical damages from the attack as the enemy sh1p. as Aubrey says. have "more than twice our guns and more than t\\ ice our numbers:· and 1s also more advanced in its const11.1Ction. While most of hi ad' i ' Ors. including h1s best friend and boat surgeon. Dr. Stephen .\laturin. think it is best to head home for repair,. Aubrc;. decide, it i best to tay the course and fi\ the damages at -.ca Beneath the epic-sized oceanic scenery. rests a and continue \\'ith their mission. leading up. rather small and mnmate story of friendship. cama­ A majority of the rest of the film d\\·clb hea' ily raderie and a ~ort of sailor's code of honor. '"hich is upon the preparations before the fi nal confrontation ''hat ··:-.Jaster and Commander" is really about. with the French. What the tllm 1s not. howe\cr. 1s the loud cannon­ Like the Patrick O'Brian nmel of the amc name bursting action picture that the pre\ iews make it out that the mo\ ic is based on. the centerpiece of the to be. film is essentially the relation-.hip and contl1ctmg But one can't blame the studio. \\. ith a budget of ideals bet"·ecn the courageous captain and h1 s friend and once again. man.'- of the c,mJ1Jc h til ing the nwre than S 130 million. the} gotta try and sell it the doctor. a hippy-like naturalist '' ho fa, or, peace mo\ 1e' . '' c ll.t\ e here the ap~> lcom <. \\.lr' \nd hkc ch.lr.lctcrs m the tllm h:l\ c been d,,nc (,md done b et­ somcho\\' and seems to ha\ c on I: Joined the expedition ll) submarine •ihn'. the 'ecncs t ndcrneatl-) the wli 111 te") in mm tcs ' uch a' " I)a, Boot. .. There are t\\0 gorgeously shot battle scenes (one ensure that h1s friend sun i\es and to ' tud~ the " \l.b tcr of Commard ·r · h.l\ e that d.lthtrophobic \\..:ir, hO\\ C\ <.: r. d0e a good ·ob ofcrcJtmg J con­ at the begmnmg and one at the climax) in Peter wildlife that inhabit the Galapagos island-,, .llmosphcre. ' dewb'e anl\lunt Llf ang t t0 the \ Ie\\ er n 'uch \\'eir\ film. but for the most part. the \eteran direc­ There 1s al o the men's trugglc w ith their other or course in d 'cu-.smg "'\l.hkr .mJ scene' .ts ''hen the doctur )'; ,!JOt .lnd 1' fi.JrL'eti :o tor concentrates on the danger~ faced b; the cre\\ of enem; nature. At sea. there i-, ah\ ays the nsk of C omm.mder," on' c. n t go \\ uh.:n.t me'lnonmg the ,,pcratc O'l htm,clt'. There ~s a1, ,1 humor to he found the Briti-.h ship H"\1 urprisc and Captam Jack disease through malnourishment. tropical storms. Rtl'>scll (I'll\\ I!' rerfonna'lce \\ hate\er one', feel b11t Pl< '"! Bnt1'h ll'lguall·umor tiMt ~omc ma) lind '' hich re\·eal the harsh nature of'' ater. 1ng to\\ ard Crm\c\; real hie 1\h'll\ .mtic~. re. he is a ft~Pn). but. ultlln:~tcl) . for the ,JUdicnee mcmbe- '' ho The Gist of It \Vhile \\ater is an element essential to hfe. to 'e~ capt!\ atlng act0~ .:.I'd <.Oil\ mcmgly Lrcatc, l.Kk cart't ~ontml the1 r laughter \\hen the \\0rd " ~ e - these men it is also, casil). the bringer of their \ ubre:-, for the at..OI.::ncc \\ 1thnut lcakmg nu• ,1 slm:d m,·n:· ., uttered. " Pirate ofth~ l.tribbc.m" mtght b Canoe common with high ea., aJYenturc tilms li ke this perfectly m

•·Elf' ""rhe :\latrh RcHJiutinm" rn Linr Cinema \\ arnt•r 81'0\. Rating: }( ,? }( 1/2 Rating: ,'c 1 ~ \ fkr thc most!~ unfunn_1. "Old School." \\'ill FeiTell's "The \l.ttm. Re,olutiOib .. an' ''cr' nono kcd ,JS 1f It \\Ould plunge right mto the abyss of llons put fo rth l1y ILS prIae .he 'l' lnx m d con•..:tin' LCro clu"ac er f ciTell managcs to halt that plunge by starring in the cute. dc\ cll,pmcnt and did!Ot<~c 'o "lad the aud1cncc \\Ill be fimn~ ,UJd surp ri ~ i ngl~ onginal film. "Elf." a comedy the laughing during the ~O-L 1\:d ,lra·natJL scene' !lis arrival becomes quite entertainmg. a~ he\ unable to ''hole fam il) ''ill cnJO). The tiN ··\tatnx" !Ill' 1s mtn,;umg, •nnn.Jtl\c and judge the speed of car,. manages ro tum a to: store into the Dirl'cted h.'- Jt,lm h J\rcau. " Elf' fits nght m '' ith the h ghl~ st ~ ]p,t,c, 'Ctlll' '\IC\\.!f<' tp ftlr\\ hat <.l1 Uid h..th. ht:e'l North Pole and when he final!;. meets his f~u her. tnes to ycarl; Chn, llll' hok, .II d l•ukc) dm thing he d1d on "S'\l." and audiences may forget 1t's him. \hen " !.II'' b..:gms. Budd;. (Ferr..:ll) is lh ing among all lnguc could ha\c been forr \en h.Jd the \\achm'\J.u broth­ Yes. the mo\ ie is geared shghtl} more to\\ ard children m.t)' 1 ot ,,J\ .he dJ\ of Santa·, ch ..: ~. Th o ugh h..:·, II\ ed '' 1th them for 30 years. ers ddi\ cr,•d a dccent end 1P to 'hC' t 1log~ than adults and teens. but \\ill Ferrell fans will get a kick T 1erc b rot~ n~:. rcdeumng about he finall;. rcalite, he\ ddlcrcm. and not just a "special" elf Onout the ng,pJI " hm mtcr out of seeing him.actuall> doing something different and 1 R..:\OIIt o:h .. Doubtk". hardwr..: I• .,, ol the rc nJI ~11 like C\ ef) onc at the i'o.onh Pole had been telling him. c'tmg the concept ot t.Jc I'latnx" .md JLl\\ ~t) l11ed tile fight "ith a little ubstance. II..: decidcs to lea' e his home and his adopted elf father scenes in,idc of ll are This t ne, th<...: ,,r,· Dnly ~\P t 'P' For families. "Elf' helps capture the spirit of the season (B,,b '\e'' han ) to um cl to e\\ 'rork CIty" here he hopes into !he matri\.... t thc ,cgmn ng and , i n=- f the t In• In they\·e come to the theater in search of. thanks to Fem::ll. the begmnmg. the \ k nnmg1Jn hold' CO ci.lpll\C. ~n the to find his real father (James Caan). who Santa (Ed A ner) "\latn.\" "a' coot becatht: 11 lett \IC\\ers \\anting more in what will likely tum out to be one of the better and more heroe> go 111 \\ 1Lh !,'11ns blanng to rescue hun. telb him i-. on the "naugh~ .. list. Pot \\ ondenng '\\h) ,.. meaningful comedies he\\ ill C\'Cr appear 111. fh: 'lC:\t tnp uno th. 'll

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8\ K \\fiE DO\\ li\G wateh \\ ith a bit ofsurpn cas she massages the mixture into my hair. Before \utwnal \tate. \c. , F I can \OJCC 111) belated objections. she CO\er m) scalp in a point) pllli.tic I'm rot one of tho~.: high-mamtcnan~e gtrls. l don't ha\ e a collection bag. lie' the end...; and \\ heeb o,·cr a df)·er. vf makeup that ti\ al.., a bag of 'if..ittlcs. \nL! l ccnainl) don't ... pend hour~ "01\.. 1\.aytic. 20 mmute.., of heat. I 0 minute to cool." she shouts so I ..toing 111~ hair. l ,un ten·ified \\ ith the decision to ..,end IlK' to uber posh can hear mer the dryer. he grins encouragingly at me and walks away to M tch~cl ( hnstopher De..,Ig:ns ILl!' m;. mctamorphosts. l m~an ..,ur.:. l .tm m grab m) manicurist. ecd of a ddimth c ... t: lc. but \1 ichacl Chn..,tophd! just her finge11ip" until my hair IS about 90 percent dr:·. Then she smoothes \ lcghan. a cute 20--;omething bnmctte. is next in line to beautify. me. o It'' rl\1 real ... urprisl.! that ''hen IO\\ budget, Supc•· ( uh-..,clf the ~tylc out '' ith a mbher brush and put. a miJTOr in m: hand. m: Bef11re I knO\\ \\hat Is going on. she grabs my wrist and begins rubbing ~.1lkcd mto the\\ ilmingtun fi.tshion mec~.:a. l fed a little out ofpl.tce Time for the moment of tmth. lotion mto m: dned '\im ember hands. In a \\Ord. it is bliss. \;e,er before lam greeted b: a handful of Ll\ erstuflcd couche.., in the \\:litmg room. "\\nat do: ou th nf...'" she .tsb. h:\\ e m: h<~nd~. nails and cuticles been ~o pampered. ~ut I ,un mt''l ... urpnscd to sec .1 tircplac~ ..,,ttmg ne'\t 111 the cclmpluncntar: I look up. hesitantly. and gasp Once ..,he fi111..,hcs the prep \\ orf.. on m; hand~. ~1eghan \\hips out a ·otlcc l ha\C: to do a double takl.! I mean rca II:. I \\ ,1-,n·t C'\fli.!Lt,ng an \1y once light hair has taken on a dark persona. Flashes of red, brm\tt bottle of light pinf... almost \\hitc, OPI polish. It is definnel; not a color I and e\·en a little blonde catch the light. "Pe-rl ,kj lodge. \\'Otdd ha\ e chosen. But\\ hen she stans applying it to my then Jo,·el; nail . l ... troll around their j~\\ dr) .md pur c -,hop ()e..,, the) ha\.: on.: of "It\ hecathe I thed ,t ... cmJ-j1~m1ancnt.'' she 1?'\pfam,. "Your natural I am Impre>sLd. By. the 111ne m; right pink) is fini hed. I ha\ e fallen in love color shows through .. I o ... c. tool If) 1!1!! to ll11\\ ind Ill) n.:n cs. I nu' through all th~ ac:Llll,td~s I'd \\ ith th.: color E'en better than the color 1s m;. nc\\ cut The layer.., tame m: \\a\: card U\ er the pa't k\\ day'· coune") of m: 11101'1.! fa!-.hJOnublc friend~. \J1cr sets. Jennifer returns to finish the masterpiece that wou_ld m: mane. Jennifer manag~" to thin out the hea\ ine..,s and 'Pill end~ at the txlt­ Ju ... t a~ I am almo't com inced that till" i... " g110d thtng. I hear In) name. bccuP11.! my hcur. \\'e \\·alk O\·cr to the sink where I am gi\en the pleasure of fhanklully. my -,t:h~t. Jennifer. arri\'l.~s equipped'' ith a fncndl) smtk :md tom \\'hile crcallng bod;. at the top. a ~calp massage. I think .,he \\·ashed and conditioned my hair. but I am so mpcu.:able chann Although Jennifer t'> finhhd with m: ha1r. \1Jchael Chn-.topher i..;n't rciJ'\ed l!·om the massage. I can't be sure. Once he and :\.1ichael \.., ,h..: gllld..:s me ~f..ed. 1 here i.., Time tO put on my t:JCI.!. She ea... cs ·11e into the chair and begin tossing my hair around. Karen. m;. makl:up al1lst. 'ees .1 fanta,tic ·u~l. a tli appoinringly mon~>- ll;)thmg .1bout :-..11chael t hn,tophl.!r th.ll doc ... n't lit th~ tcrm'·..,t) 'ish.'' \pair .. \lnght. so \\·c·re going to If) and keep the length as much a possi­ 11 •aupe curta II'> drape around each of the '>I) I Ish· booth-,, md sturotmdmg chromatic f~tce and an oppm1unit: to make me heauttful. ble." 'he prmmses me. "But we're gi' ing you layers and no bangs," she "\\'e're going for,\ da~ look.'' ... he e'\plaiib. "\\'~·re going to f..~cp 11 ::.tch chair i' a \\,tiL chc ... t hi~h. prll\ tdmg pm ac:. h Cf) c1.. tomcr i, ~i\ en say' \\ i th a \\ mf... he benefit of comlon each ,eat '" c'\tra-\\'ide and made llf the ,ofic~t light on your ey

BY E:\1ERALD L CHRJSTOPHER Copt Fdum For the past 15 years, the same woman has been doing my hair. 1 don't ha\ e to say a \\·ortl to her anymore - I ''all-. in. she looks at me and she kno\\s exact!) what I need. I am apprehen. ive about going to '\icholas Anthony. I haYe this 'is ion of me sitting in a chair. m:r hair all mer the place and a stylist standing OYer me c1ying because he cannot get the comb through my wet. tangled hair. As soon as l walk into the salon, I sec that evetything is clean and organized, and a friendly rcceptionisr greets me-but my fear~ arc not put aside. It is not until Ill)' stylist, Shercll. steps out that I begin to relax. Sherell specializes in ethnic hair and has been working at ~1cholas Anthony for one year. After I sit d0\\11 and pull my hair Til[ RF\ If\\ Chmm11. C~'(;lllai out of the ponytail! \\ear C\Cr) da). Sherell begins to run her fin­ gers through my hair. At the same time. Anthony, the owner of the salon. aJTi\'eS to assist. Anthony says he has a diverse clientele of all ages. 'Change is beneficial' "People knO\\ what the) want these days." he says. "\\'e can do something terrific, but if the client is not happy. it doesn't mean continued from B I ·'Make-up <;hould abo be seasonaL" an) thing." Stephanie adds. -·oarker hmcs a1-.;: good ~ow I'm relaxed. 3\\ ay tultl!l ~.:~inches of my long lost hair tor winter and fhll. >vhi1e pale. sheer colors ShereII decides to highlight m: hair\\ ith an lri h Cream color. lymg hdplc"~l: on the tloo1. Thanks to the and bron.zers are popular jn the ~pring and " It\ in the natural \\·am1 famil;." she say . mzor. jagged edge.; now make up the summer:· The. color'' ill b1ing out the natural highlights in my already ti·amc of my tace. The black cake eyeliner (an artist'., light brm\11 hair. An\ trace that wa~ lc 1 of the old me t~1m lor a liner that begm~ a~ a solid and O\\ for the moment of truth: thin or chunk) highlights? dtmm hcs a.:. Flavm f nishes up my styl­ tmnsti.mns into a liquid) and black m:!..s­ Sherell says more college students are going for the bigger. chunf..i­ ISh, yet rnanag.:able cut. cara seem a natural fit for the bn!>k air out­ er highlight~. ·\~ she btings our tune to an end \Vlth side. and t)f COli!!>C, my fac~. I am proud to "It's more dramatic and bold." she says. u !:'ow dryer, monsS(' and hair spray, we dbpluy the -;moky look 1 can never .;cern I decide to be daring: chunkier highlights. discus::. certain a.:.pccts vital in crcatmg to obtain wtth my shadows and liner~ at Hair color depends on skin tone and style, Sherell says. ne'' look~ tor her ch.ents. home. "We take a person's lifest)·le, age and skin tone into account." fexmrc. the amount of hair and Stephanie finally get:. to my lips - she says. "llmr is like an. it's a crcati,·e proce s. We can take you grO\\ th pattem.~ arc all factor:, that must b\! my one J never take time to ac.:en­ almost an) where you want to go. but communication i key:· COfl..;,tdcrcd tuate. After linin!, and filling .ny hp:. "ith For ethnic hair. Sherell says it is best to usc pem1anent color "E\.Ci)One has 1diosyncl'a$ies and a dark liner. ,-he goes over them wtth a rather than bleach. nuana~ m their hair.'' ,he ,ays. '\\hich all glossy. somewhat metallic shine. Many people with ethnic hair hm e relaxers. here! I says if hdp in finding the right style." And, vnila! My makeup is c0mp!ete ) ou regularly get relaxers, you don't want to O\'er-process your Flavia, as she transforms m)' flat hatr and I :un ... f have no idea who I am. But hair. .. into a radtam creation, reminds me that I like tt! "You have to be chemical con ciou ·.'' she ays. "Color agc 1<. abo important in determining an I look again in I.he minm and remind process needs maintenance, e pecially with ethnic hair.'· appropnate look for her client. myself of something Flavia had men­ In order to prevent dry ends and breakage, Sherell recom­ ''I'm not going to giYe a grandma a tioned earlier. mend having your hair trimmed every four to six weeks and get­ Sharon Q.;boume .:ut." she -,;a~. "unle<>.s it "With change we evolve into other ting a deep conditioning every two "eeks. suits her perS<.)nality." selves.'' Sherell holds a ca ual conversation with me about college as Face shape, Fla\'ia adds, is the final I have evolved. I think, and hurry she \Haps my hair in tinfoil. All the stylists in the alon are feature that helps her to decide on a cut. over to Flavia to shmv her the finis.hcd dressed in casual black pants and carry conversations v.ith their For etlmic skin. Sue says. it's best to put a lighter concealer· "You have to balance out what peo­ product She is amazed. clients. Anthony even walks around talking to clients and knows m cr the eye before eye shado\\ m order for it to sta; longer. ple ulr\.' busy Sipping on complimentary Earl Grey tea with tinfoil in my placed ro bring out m; eyes. As if she is working on a piece of an. shaped face, :Flavia says she must visually as he 'vas, he examines the new Kelli and hair I start to think, "I can get use to this." she mixes seYeral different colors for Ill) lip .. The result, a dark mnror that shape in the opposite direction in all seriousness asks: Anthony takes a sneak peak at my hair under the tinfoil. ''Lets pinkish color. in order to create a ne\\' Took ··Are you happyT' go lighter." he says to Shere!!. So, l sit under the dryer for a little After blo\\ -drying my hair, cutting and curling it. the job IS "You're th~ map," she says. "1 don't "Of eoln'Se:· I reply. while longer. complete. Pon~1ailno more. and flawless makeup, e\·ef)·one in thl! know any other \<\.11y." "Are you s.u-e? B~au.. -;e nobody I am never left alone for more than a minute. Sherell de\otes salon turns to compliment me. With this, my hair is done. Ftavia leaves here unless tney are happy:' he says all her time to me and gives me her undivided attention. It turns out that the color Sherell chose did e:\actl~ \\hat sh.... pulls out the hand mirror so I can catch a with a ~,11ile. After washing and conditioning my hair, I head to the back to aid it would. glimpse of my look in it<; totality. As I pass the receptionist desk on my haYc my eyebrows done. l did not recognize myself in the minror. But I damn sure l am amaZI..~ hut can't admire for way to the door. r re-glan.::e a1 the adver­ The room is sound proof. The hustle going on out ide cam1ot looked good. long. as I am immediate1y wh1skcd away tisement on the front table. be heard. only the ound of a tranquil it)• fountain along with Enya For a person ''hone' er lets anyone ebe do her hair. I \\ill det­ to the o;tatton of makeup artist Stephanie I think to m;:sel1: "this is false adver­ playing softl:r in the background. initely go back to '\icholas Anthon~ . Moroz. tising." It only wok two hotm; to create a After my eyebrows. I venture straight over to meet my make­ Located in Kennett Square, Pa .. :"\icholas Anthony otTers a While concealing and pO\\dering my legend. I head for my car as a huge grin up anist. variety of hair, make-up, day spa and nail sen ices. And yes, you face, she explams that sk-in and hair tones spread!; across my face. rm a legendary, Sue says she is one of Anthony's first employee . She say she can e\'en get hair \\·ea\ es. glue in. SC\\ in. panial head or full head. ;~nd eye color are all important factors in new me. teaches her clients how to work with colors. At :"\'icholas Anthon}. I received full per onal attention. as deciding what shadows, blushes and lip "I don't believe in seasonal shades." he says. "What I find is opposed to my salon at home \\here r·m ju.~t another person in rota­ colors to use. that you go with what color look good on you." tion. THr RE\'IE\\' • ~O\embcr 14.2003 Trilogy Salon & Day Spa

BY CAMILLE CLOWE RY Stephanie then sits me down. brandishing the scissors 0\ er .\lanugmg ·'""'' Editor mv head as she talks . I admit it - r m cheap. I rarely spend more than S20 on a ' .. You're going to be a home ''hen ~ ou \\ .1lk ~1ut nf here." haircut and oftendye my hair from a box. she .av.. My sister cut my hair once, and after my mother .. fLxed it.'' As she ~tan. to cut long Ia\ ers mw 111} hair. I begm to thmk the episode ended in tears. It's a wonder I didn't come out look­ he rna' be 1ight. ing like Demi Moore in "G.!. Jane:· .. Let's C\':"en out this crazines-, back here ... she says as 'he - Given such previous hair disasters, I can't help but feel snips the back of m;. hair" nh gu~to. nervou a I walk up to the Trilogy Salon and Day Spa in tephanic mists ~e' era I pieces and llghtl~ "orb dll\\ n the i\ewark. spiral \\ ith the sc1,sor fhis textunzes the ha1r. -.he -,ay-.. and Friendly staff member greet me in ide the a ion. waiting make~ it li!!hter and llutlier. for my arrival. She tl;en menculousl~ r~ hru,hed My calp tingles as steam rises from my hair. Stephanie \\'h~n I tinallv look in the mitTor. it tO the natu~aJ oih trom the explains that the heat opens pores so hair accepts the color bet­ adjust. It \\as gla,;lorou-,. but I couldn't get us..:d to the bean ,c,llp l'an mo•,turl/e." ter and the moisture keep it from drying out. amount of makeup fcrc'a C\plullh th.lt .tlllHh r After rinsing, she holds strips of tin foil to my head \\bile A \\eek later. I am "till amazed 111) hatr can IOl1k th1s good. \\a~ to J.11nagc hair 1s b: u-.mg she paints a few caramel and deep red streaks around my face. Trilogy shO\\ ed me that bcmg km -mamt·~n ance dllc-,n 't ha' e to home .:-oloring kits from the ''The red will give you a different look," she says. ··It real­ mean being hon on st\ le upermJrket. \\ hich often tum' ly spices things up and it's great to try in the fall.'' Sorr; \tom. you·,:c ne,er coming near thc-,e )('Cb ag,1in. hatr col.lr orangl' 111,t~.1d o• the cm ctcd hilll'd .. rhe' pe·1d I 0 to get the kit:· ... h..: ,,1) '· ·and '>::'00 Ill fix the Wavelengths 111~ ... ~.-· \ ftcr tl•e loth ar~ put 'I .nd B\' J.\\IES BORDE~ thl' color h ' set 111 11') hatr. I fnhnamm~.·nt Eth/tJr ..:nO) tho.: -.l·,unp~lotng Jr..! cond - Waking up. l ha\e the strong feeling that this i going to ttonmg J'mge-, run throu_;lJ 1'1} be a long da). I hme a prett; bad head cold. and I am going to h tr. ma' aging m:- 'calp. aPd I ha\e to go to a salon to get m) hair cut and possibly dyed. I couldn't bl' more rel.:!x •d tlon·r real!\ like the \\'hole idea of ha\ ing one of those .. pam­ \ftcr the \\ash I look 11 th~ pen:d.. looks, or at least that\ 111) excuse for on I) going to the mtrror .md ,cc the 11C'\\ 1\:onl- \ 1d barber sporadically and usually neglecting to shaw or shower red color that strcab 111) hatr. before I go to cia s in the morning. I am slightly ... cared. but the Once I get to \\'m elenmhs Studio. \\ hich ts semi-hidden colnr i~ d fferl·nt. at I t '1 .1 !.!llOd bd1md the E~st f::nd Cafe o~ \lain Street. I am feeling better. -.t\ k-. I fi:!ure It \\ 1ll be fine Th, Dayquil i:. ktcking in and as soon as I walk up to the desk. I g~1 O\ ~r to l ts.l. \\ ho ts the !>talf i~ unmediatel; \\ r:lcommg. \\all ng "tth ct ... or .tnd .tel\ ice A couple of tyltsts ask me \Yhat I am going to ha\ c done. on hl'\\ to choo-.~ the right h.11r but I hone~tl; ha\e no idea and decide to leave it up to the styl­ Bonner. my massage therapist for the day, let me know how produl·t i~t [ like my hair just the way it is. and would ha\ c preferred to everything would work, and leave the room while I take off I h,l\ .:- natura'!: LUrl) h.ur. h:t it grow for a \\ htle longer. One of the st; list~ tells me that my shin and lay facedown on the massage table. l',·e ne,·er had 'he tl'IJ, me, ,md therefore need m) --~ok" was "in" right nO\\ an)'\\ ay. which made me feel a professional mas age before and I've got to say, the experi­ nwre 111\llsturc than I do protein. pretty hip. ence is incredible. Sandy gives me a Swedish ma age, and for \ persl)ll \\ llh thinner. straighter Vicki Pelletier. the owner of the salon. comes out to give 45 minutes. I'm in a different world. hair. ... he -,a)'- \\ ould go for !he me a tour of the place before I get my massage. It doesn't look The haircut is next, and I'm still not sure exactly what opposite treatment more pro­ like what I expected ofa salon-there are scarecrow durnmie they're planning, because I'd said to leave it up to the stylist, tein. less molsturi7er in the \\indo\\, \\'ith dolls and greeting cards for sale on the Jamie Gallagher. Jamie. and the rest of the staff I've meL is vety Then she begms cutung shLIYe" in the waitit!g room. giving it a cozy atmosphere. Vicki friendly. We talk as she cuts off my hai.J·, and at one point she . o I ~;out to the 5tone Balloon. and although no lll it is for the person \\ th Amo line my lips with a reddi h lip liner before locks chopped olT\\ bile m; makemer \\as in process (and the same age-old bnb. adding a dark sheer shade called "Stained.'' He lines my ended up looking fabulous). Thc~e e--;perts .tre trendset­ eyes perfectly with liquid liner before bmshing on a brown For those unsw·e of taking a nsk. go f(,1r it. Haul your shade of eye shadow and black mascara. His final touches ters. The1r look is modem: their adorable selfo\er to -.....icholas Design Group and the) will style. fun: their clientele, normal: include adding a light shade of lip-gloss to my bottom lip, take care of you! to accentuate my ·'pouty lips.'' and lines my lower lid with and their price. rca onable. ovember 14, 2003 . THE REVIEW . BS

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• \\'omen's soccer I~ in 2W(1 quarterfmaJs of tournament. m the \LCS O\<:r thl' eank \l,mnl'r,. R''f<:r Clem~m stnk.:' out • \'oUeybaJJ ends season. a r.:cnrd-scllln~ I~ ~nd onl'-hlh the ... see page B7 SPORTS \l arm~r,. 5-0 . November 14,2003 • Cl --~::::::::;:=:=:::::::::::::======::::::::::====~~~~u;zm~·~-~~~·nr::::::====~::::::::::::=:=::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Commentary DAN MONTESA:'IIO 'Perfect' season over for UD Football drops to 9-1 after loss at Northeastern

B\ JO\ DE..\hT\S for 119 yards and a 10uchdo'' n on 2 I car­ ries. \f an~ '~Y that DeJa,, arc has the hc ... t The Hens olTen'e also only completed home-field ad,·antagc in Dl\l~ion 1-\:\ '' ith 6 of 16 third dm\ m and I of _ red zone Ih ~2.000 ~cat 'tadium. The \nnhcastem scoring opportunities. two catcgones in Hu,~tc . might beg to ditkr '' htch they ha\t~ ranl-.ed among the league's The Hu-.ktc' h,i\c \\On I~ nm' best all 'ea<.on long. straight regular '-Ca-,un home game' at One bright spot for the Hens came on Par-,ons held. a facility \\htch rc,emhks a :; Please, say often. cas they ''ere able 10 mo\e the ball me;1,Jy h1gh 'ehool '>tadium. Jfter heating '' htle amas,ing 383 total otTensi\e yards. the then second ranked and undclcatcd including 14~ rushing ~ards on 26 carries Hens 24-14 in front of apptmimatcly 3.000 :it ain't so from the runnmg back tandem of Germame fan-.. Bennett and Anta\\ n Jenkins. ,\lay be 11 ''as the sctt111g but DeJa,, arc Bennett. after 10 games. 1' just 59 lool-.ed like a htgh school team Saturday by sAndy Hall painfull) limped off yards 'h) of 1.000 rushing yards on the ea­ self-destru..:ting agaimt r\tlanttc-1 0 Joe Parsons Field la<.,t Saturda). the son. '>Omething that has not been accom­ \ onhc:Nern. <.,coreboard in the di,tance plished b~ a Hen~ bacJ,. since Daryl Bro1\n behind htm ''a<. mcomprehen,i- The Hens committed a ,ea'>on-high 13 did it in 199-l. penalties for I 03 ~ artls ga\C up a 'eason­ ble. After a ~coreJeo... first quarter. in which hi!!h four 'a..:J,.s and dropped ctght pa,ses. The clock read 0:00. and for the fiN fHI:- RE\'If\\ Ditn \lontc·,ann the two team' combined for a total of t[\e Delaware also Jo-,r the turnmer and lime nf time all 'ea'>on. Delaware ''asn·t the team A group of DeJa" are defenders stifle the Northeastern running back. fiN do'' n~. '\ortheastem jumped ahead 7-0 pos,csston battles. i\\ o things that head left standing. It seemed impossible. The Hens were handed their first loss of the season 2-'-14. '' ith 2:39 left in the second quarter on a 1- Sure. I \\lttched '>Ome team '' eanng coaLh K.C 1\.ecler said a team can not do 'aid. "b Cf)Onc that you can pomt a finger 111 sight ~ ard touchdO\\ n run by Gale. • our umforms commit 13 penalties. drop and e\pcct to w111. e'peciall) on the road . at the nffethc. dcfcn'>c. special teams. the :'\orthcastern 16--l. 4-3 .\-10) on the The '>COring dri' c ''a. 'et up b~ a more passes than human!) pos,tblc and get "For the tirst t1me thi-, year I fell like head coach. the coordintart the \\atchcr>. but -,till I thought \\C ''ould find the opportunntc' to set the tempo of the The lnss drnp' the sixth-ranl-.ed Hen dri\e on the Hen,· 30-)ard line. a \\Sachuscn'. respond as they pulled off an etght-pla:. 66- break. that one pia: that ch,mges the course gone for LO!Khdm\ n' and nearly half of thl' Hen' in II all-tunc game~. DeJa\\ arc.'' ho wa' looking to go 10-0 for yard driYc dm' ntield to the '\onhea. tern 8- of the game. I ''as e\pecting a forced fum­ pcn,tlttc' \\ere dcfethi\l: otfstdc'> calls. Bl''>lde' the oh\ ious m1stah '· the loss the first ttme 111 ll\ er 30 years. is '>till '-llling y ard line .. \ I 7 ~ani pa's trom \ndy Hall to ble. a kc) pass detlcction or a big punt somcthtng Keeler phrased a' ridi~·ttlou-, ''a' 'cr~ un..:haractcristic for Del a\\ arc. The Ill the dri\cr-, scat in thcA-10 \lith only t\\0 Da\ id Boler and a 35-~ard run by Jenk111s return But that one big pia: ne\er cnme. '"\\'e \\Ork on that C\ cr~ '>lllgk du) :·he usu.tl dom111ant rush dcten'e '' ,ls tnrchcd b\ -\ nd ma) be that ''as the problem. games rcmainmg and thl' Di' .I-\\ playoff, \ortheastcm '-Cillor runntng bacl-. Tim Gall' sec Hl KIES page C3 ~ta:be the Hens. like m:self. begun to rely on the one pia) that" ould get them back in the game. ~lay be they counted on getting a big break a little too much. And really. you ean·t blame them. UD drops 14-point Dela\\are trailed at '\'c'' Hampshire 21 3 and tound a \\,ty to \\tn. The Hens fell behind 1-l-ll to :\a'). in Annapolis. on '\'a\ y ·s homc~·oming .mtl \\Cre pretty much '' ntten off. but they found a '' ay to "in lead to Big Apple th! an e\hibition Led b) fo;·mcr Long Island standout It became routine for DcJa,,are to fall gan1e. JaJa Be~ ·s II points, Big 1\pple \\ent on to behmd anti then maJ,.e a btg pl0 does Saturday\ game against C".\las-, ha' e bition or regular season. you ha,·e to Hens in season fmale caught up in ''inning the game. I just ''ant­ A-10 implications. 1t may become a battle defend ~our home court.'. he said. eLi to \CC '' ho pia) ed ''ell together.·· for Di'. 1-AA play off <.ecdmg. Delaware started orf aggrcs:-.i\C)). tal-. ­ BY Kl\l RCBI\ after the fiN half thanks to two A bright '>pot for the Hens ''si,ted goals. b~ Darcy of fre-.,hman center Raphael \ladera. '' ho Sunda\ ·s 5-0 loss to :\o. A- 10 title m order to gain a home game in could take a shot. The Hens came out in a PinchbecJ,. at 21 :07 and Dana contributed eight points and stx rebounds ranked Old DominiOn ( 13-9) the pla)ofk and probably \\ill hme to win full court pres and were able to cause Sen ... entg at I :45. '' hilc clogging up the middle defenstH·I~. marked the end of the 1 o. 17- the A -1 0 outright to earn a high seed and Old Dominion came out in n1<1n1 turnovers. ranked Del a\\ arc field hocke} get more than one home game in the play­ "You can·t ''in ,1 game pl<~ying JUst the second half and put the Senior guard \like Ames. '' ho led all team·s ( l.f-7) JOUrney tO\\ ards offs. one half of basketball... \\"cntt said. "You game a\\ a) '' ith a goal from the scorer' \\'tth 2 I point,. came out on fire claiming the Colonial .-\thletic And tor Delaware. home field advan­ ha\ e to learn from It and lllO\ e on:· tournament's Mo'> t Valuable and drilled four three-pointer., 111 the fiN Assocta!Inn Championship as tage t'-o everything. ~o other Di\. I-AA Former lndt:.llla State fon\,trd Djtbril Pla:er. Angie Lo:. ''ho -,cored half. But Ames'' as di appointed about the \\ell a' thetr chance-, for a berth team has a home atmosphere like the Hens Kanter led Big Apple. -,conng 15 point\ on a pa'>s from teammate Chilly ''a) the Hens hie\\ the good start. in the '\'CA.-\ tournament do. in fact most teams bm·el) scat 7.000. and adding '>1\ rebounds. Dcla\\Jrc·., Banuelo~ off of a penalt) cor­ "When ) ou ha' c a 1-l pomt lead. ~ ou De,pi te the los~ to the '' hiie Delaware Stadium pacb 111 22.000 standout'> included JUnior guard \lil-.e ner at 20:2-l. ha\e to bury teams:· he -,aid. ~lonarch-,. the Hen' \\ere not rabid Hens fans per game. Slattery. ''ho chtpped 111 \\Ilh 15 points and The two remaining goal Delm' hots. out mer both sides of the hall. play S.,o, . 21 at \loutll St. \lary ·s "Getting to the champi­ bet\\ een th e two teams re,ulted The team "cnt on an I l'i -6 run ju ... t fi' e onship'> and being ranl-.cd the David Boler is hurt. So is Brian in a clo e 6-5 Old Dominion Ingram. And John J\1ulheam. And practi­ entire season really O\ crti me '' 111 '' ith helped mal-.e our call) the entire secondaf). And oh yes. Del a\\ arc out-shooting marl-. in the C.·\ A:· don·! forget qum1erbacl-. Andy Hall. FIELD the :'-.1onarchs 19-17. Hall ma) need to be Clraight ent. as Erica LaBar. DeJa,, are· way to make a big pia). champion,htp and their I 2th leading scorer \\ith II goals Earlier this season. head coach K.C. championship in 13 year'>. and I I assi'>!<;. was suffering Keeler dc<,cribed the season as a ··12-round Dela\\ are·s 2- 1 'ictor) fight:· from a foot i njur) that pre' ent­ O\er William & l\htr) in the ed her from getting her t)pical For the fir\! tunc all year. the Hens semifinals propelled the Hens were knocked dO\\n to the mat in round 10. amount of playing time. to their first CAA champi­ " Though I don·t like to u e On Saturday. '' e ·11 find out if they get onship appearance since 2001 back up. injuries as an c\ cuse. Sunday and their e1ghth '>!raight poq­ ''e were not quite II players."' season appearance under Miller e\.plained. " Injuries plus \liiier. our emotional \\in against The th11·d-secded Hens William & 1ar) in double were on a four-game ''inning Dan Momesww i.1 a sports ediror for The rHF RE\ IE\\ :'\ian Ba,ham overtime made emo ti on~ run '>lreak entering the finab at the Re1·iell". Send commems, quesTion\ and Junior guard Mike Slatter) drives past a defender in Dela\\are's exhibition hi gh. shulllecocks to [email protected]. game against Big Apple. The Hens lost after giving up a 1 ~- point lead, but still Monarch·, Foreman Field. but looked good in their first taste of competition. found thcm~eh e., dO\\ n 2-0 ee HENS p,afe C3

, C2 THE RE\ IE\\ :\o\ ember 1-L 2003 Another early exit Women's soccer loses in first round for second straight year

8\ STEPHE:\ .\1.\:\G -H Pollaro ~a1u ... She JU\1 ate them ~econu chance . .\11 ,, R· Iff up and Tri~h "a~ there to put it .. After the ~cL·nnd goal. we Three pia) er-, ''ere named in:· ju~t stopped pla;,Ing:· '-did jun­ to the Colonial Athletic Breault talltcd her -,ccond IOr Chri~tina ~lartiniL .. \\'c \\~ociat1on all-conference goal of the ;.car. he ,,,1, mak­ d1dn"t ha\e an) real!) good tc'am. but the ''omen\ ~occer ing her fir.,t '-!art 111 place of chance\ at the end:· team ended its season ;..;o, . -+ Blood. '' ho did not drc\s due The Hens· difficulty in '' ilh a 2-1 lo\s to George to a ~criou-, leg infcctton. creating chance~ ''a~ part!) a \l:ts(ln in the quarterfinal-, or The Patrioh took quick rc.,ult of Blood·, ab ... cncc. Her theCA\ playoff,. control or the second Ill.JUr) dcpri' d Although the Hen' rin­ half ''hen fon\ ard Del a'' arc of a top t\hed the '>ea,on 10-6-3 0\crall \VO.\IE:\ 's Daniellc ,\lacDonald offen'i' c threat. I HI Rl \II\\ D. n \lontc,.mo and 5-3-2 in CAA pla).thc ldtd. "Once the PK tn the 'cmitlnal-,, lt"ing -+-.'on the ftlllrth qu

ing week to ''in the A-1 0 champi­ 13 pen.tltte' tor I03 ) ,trds, '' nh 'ea,,m 'mc·c Dar,: I B•o\\ n rack eo Oihhip. m,tn) of tho-.e JXnaltie-, coming on up 1.301 ) .11\, 'I' I 99-! "II\ go1ng to be .1 great chal­ ddcn,ive nfb1de,. l \I"" mm c, up to ll ~ 111 lenge lor our kid :· head Ch'lutct'll't \\1, the .\-10 title ... ''a) '' e lo't our compo-.ure .tnd ...J,tm• the \-10 Chan'piothhtp op pia) tng '' 1th a broken lcft hand ond,u·). arJ) .mJ "ill h.th' to hc .. r d tough ~uffcrcd Saturda) . Hall al-;c1 i' wf­ Junior rel·ci1er Jao,nn Pcchlcr \ 'ill.lllm :1 ll'am on the rnaJ tn end tcnng trom a htp pointer. ... nrc hack ''a' named.\ Ill Offen t\e Pb)CI the n:gul~r ~~..~hon 1 <)rJer o h 11e ~ore th~· tilL RI \ IL\\ \!all H"" 111 and knee. of \\'eek and E 'P:\ L'S \ 'lndJ) .t ,1Jot .t. .m .It ,tr;;c b1d lor •he A George :\Ia~on pia~ er traps a pass from a teammate." hile o;enior Fran Termini guards Th~ eoachtng ~ran contem­ 1-AA Pia~ cr of the \\ cck ft•r h" pl.t~ofl, her closel) from behind. The women lost in the quarterfinal<;, 2-1. plated keeping Hall nut .tlllrd~) .11 Dd..l\\ .1re \t, dtutT'. ''in at :\cl\). but Hall 111'htcd on Pccblcr ,tJ,n haul..-:d 1n tine.: touch Soccer last in CfL4 pia: ing in C\c1:· game. dm\lh to lc,td the ,\1 inutcmen b.t.:k V-ball season nears RY RILL "ILLI.\.\IS Syl\c,tcr felt that the ycar '"'' priori!) thi-. ~c:hon ),(, Rt 1Ift not '' ith 31. that game nlllld be mc,tningle'' tf the ream fail' Hoya-. ,t, Dan Gargan ..,cored in \)\\ 11. Dcla\\ ,tre 'cored JU'-t 16 10 pull out <1 '' tn tontght. the 59th mtnutc and Rick) Samont~k\ ,d-.o lccJ, that goal' 111 19 game' \\ hilc ,tllm\­ To\\ '>011 (23-5 l ts currently undefeated Schramm follo,,·ed 21 minute-. finding more offcnsi1c player-. tng a total of 30 goa!.... againq C \ \ npponcnh. '' hik George !\Ia son later. on the recruittng front \\ill be a ( 12-12) i' ' 4 and tied '' ith Hohtra for ~ccond The Hen' ended the 2003 place. campaign '' irh a ..f - 11 -5 O\ era II La-.t \\Cckend. the Hen-, !.tumbled bad!)-. los­ record and a Colonial Athletic ing marchco, to conference opponcnh Jamc-. A..,souation record of 1-6-2. f\1adison and \ 'irginia Commom~ealth. Thc i\o\. lfll Rl \ IL\\ \l.111 B Jn earning the Hen' Ia'>! place in 7 IO'>'> to the Dukes dropped Delaware into fifth Senior Liz Ommundsen "atches as her the conference. place. sene ails o'er the net. The team hosts E'en though the Hen~ ''ere On \;o'. , . junior Sarah Engle\ second George :\Jason tomorro''- picked to fini~h lOth in a pre­ career triple-double could not '>top the women·., ln 1-nda: ·, m.ttLh. four DeJa,,are pl.•ycr' tal­ ~eason C \ ,\ coaches poll. the \Olle)ball team from dropping their second lied 10-plu ktlk bur itht in four game' year was sttll a disappomtment straight match in a J - 1 IO!>\ to Virginia The Hem. took g.1111c..' nne 30-2<1. but the for the coaches and player\. Commom1 ealth. Duke-, ..,,,ept the nc\t three game' 30-2,. 30-20 .. The ~cason menlll \\as a Engle po,ted 1-+ kill.... 32 a~,i~t~ and 15 digs . and 31-29. d1~appomtment:· midl"icld..-:r lan Her fir-,t triple-double came earlier thi ~eason at Engle led Dela\\,tre ''ith 13 ktlk \\htle Sy hester said. "\\'irh the cal­ \'i llano' a. freshman out...1dc hilter Cl~urc ~lcCnrm a~..k and Iber of guys on this team. we The Hen~ dropped the ftrstt\\0 games 30-2-+ 'ophomore middle hiller '\ 1ec: Ta) ltlr both con­ e\pccted more'' ins. and 30-20. but came back to "in game three 30- tributed II. \lurph) m,Indgl'u 10 ktlls to hculmc .. \1) O\ crall impre.,,ion of 25. The Rams put the match a\\ a:- Ill the fourth the fourth player to rc,tLh dtluble-digih this ~ea\on \\a~ les... than I game. \\inntng 30-23. l:.ngle·, 3-+ ,\S'>i'h led the rc.11n. \\hilc hoped _-· head coach 'I arc Junior middle hitter Valerie ~l urph) and 1\.lurphy and Ta) ltlr comhtncd lnr 10 blt,ck' tn ,1 Samonisk;. 'a1d. ··coming tn. sophomore middle hitter Jcnntfer Danieb abo lo\ing effort. \\C had hoped to be .500 and reached double digits in kilh. regt,tering 12 and Jame-. :\ladi,on 'nphnmorc Fmtlce Hu".tLk ha1e a ~hot of getting tnto the 10 respecti\el) . recorded 20 kilh and 12 Jig' for th.: Duh,_ \he CA ·\ pla) oft\:· t\lurph) and Engle both contributed four \1 a\ nmncd CA-\ Player of the \\eck fnr hLr per THERE\ IE:\\ \tau Ba,ham Dc,pite the problem'> that blocb. formancc. mounted tn er the course of the Senior midfielder Nathan Danforth leaves a defender in his "ake in the Hens' final game of the season. Dela\\are Laura Connell and Je,~IC.t Bartlett led sea-.on. both amonisk.) c1nd finished in last place in the Colonial Athletic Association. Virginta. combtning for 2-+ kill-. in the match.

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..:ont i nucu from page C I pCNHMI ftllli. the H1ts~i~s up h) l\\0 s(,lrCs. 2~-1~ . contmucd from page C I iruen,tt~ and 'tc. lth cxh hited The t\\ o Jo,-,cs ;.tgatlht The Hen, lJcc..ln up J~.J~ n thl· D..-laiiJr~ 'Jllrth 1\Crc Jm, afta throughout DeJa\\ Me·.., '>Cason helped fuel the Ja,t 'Cl"Oml dm c. \h' kill"\\ \\<.! tp b.: unrankcd team' accumul.lted b) ··But h.td e.1r) 111 the li.lul1h 4u.trtcr <~ltcr .1 10- the ""' a' some pla~er' reali1ed h;. maJ..1ng '>l.'\en '>d\C'> a' Old the Hen' earlier in th..: r~·gular The Hen-. "c.:r~ unable to L.l]ll­ cxtrcmcl~ mcnt.dl~ tough. but ) Jrd run b) Bennen. On the I0-pl. ~. the' bc.ll thcnhch cs. taliLc. though. '" Brad Shu,hman' Old Domtnton r..:all~ ~·xhibttcd Dnmlllinn hllmb.trdcd Dda\\ arc -.,ea'>llll .,, a-, pcrhap-, a !actor as 60-) ,1rd dri1 c. B~nnclll"i.III~d \IJU~ kft. llllC of thetr ftner gc~mcs .tgalll'•t c.ght t1me' lor 46) .1rd' .1bnut the pb~Llfl, and I thm~ ,,1m~ lh:· t\\o J'or the He1h 'J he .\lon,Jr..:h' cm c.: ted playoff berth. le;n ing the t~am 11 nh ih 'c.:ond But the Hu-,~ ._., 1\0U]d not be gu~' got .t lillie compla.:cm '' nh our aJ-,o racked up etght p..:nalt~ Howe\ cr. much or th..: '>traight '>COr~k" fiN hall De pile L.tH.tr"' lllJUr~. dented. and methndll(a\\.tre tallied The D~Ja1\ arc offen'~ lame frc-,hm.tn gD.tlJ..cepl.'r :\lcg.tn team·.., -.uccc.:'' can be attnbutcd the tired Dt'la\\ are dd~n-,c '' nh a to­ 'lh.1\\n JohtN111. \\ho lead-, the \ -10 onl~ t\\o. nut firing to \tan the '~cond half •• , \lkn pla~cd \\llh the '>dill<: to their hard ''ork. d~'>Ciplinc.: pia:., f-:ard dri1e that ,,,1, l:.1ppcd "nh <'l."ht 'acb and rc.:..:ruiting. Con-,tqcn..:y. Hall co11nc..:ted 11 ith \Llphomorc oil b) a 14-:ard tnu.:hdol\11 pa" fwm "\\ e had a chanc.: to do \OlllC­ ''ide out ll'e) Bk~ maier 011 a ~~­ howc.:,er. is 'omc.:thing that the )h:t\1 11 Brad: to Cnr) ParJ.., to gt' c ) ard touchdOI\ n striJ..e to tie the thing 1 ~r: -,pccial 111 tenn.. ol ha\ mg team looJ...., to '>trt\C for. a-, they them the lead 21-14 \\ nh 9· r~ left in an undefeated -,ca,on ... gam~ 7-7. 110\\ turn tO lle\t SCd'>Oil. the ,;ame \"onhea-,tcm took the mnmcn Thc H~n' could stdl "111 the A­ "Pi a~ 1ng a-, a t.:am .md \onhca,tern' \l1ro Ke,ic pu. tum nght hal·k. marchmg dm\ nfll·kl I\) a' the: takc on \las.. achu,cn .. coa..:hing were J..c.:~ tu g~'tl1ng -,o thl ,;am~ ,1\\ .1) with 2:."6 Ut to pia: to score ag<1in \\ llh the hdp or three S.tturda~ aft~mnon at noon for fiN far th1s year." S\\ulll s, iJ. ""\\t> .h he nailcd a 2.~-: ar-. ftl•ld gl'3lto put Ocl;m .trc off,tdc' penaltte , 11d .1 pla~·c 111 thc d1\ is ion. \\C.:rc.: a tight group and ''e played \\ell together. The coachc-, · pu-,h aho m.1dc .~, a qrong team. Though Dc.:l.m arc's dl:.tlll­ pion,hip c..lrc.:am-, ''~·re l..:t dm\n. Hall of Famers talk tty pre-,ic..lenh .. and Leah G..:1b al-,o made the H,t'J of l--ame 111ductec-, to ,\-,trn turf 111 Rulln Ra~ mond let gn. It t. Tubb;. Rct~ mnnd .111d .l.tnct '-.taJium ... ~mtth -,,ud. "!They] get paid too much ... \\'ith the 'cas11n '­ Ra: mond. ,., ho po,tcc..l 300 L'lllhUillillg j)O~Itllln. tlo11 .1hout thc llllht important ''in' at Del a\\ arc a-, he.td Ra~ mond 'aid. sl-.ill !'or a he.tc..l coach. coach of the foothncd up the di-,cu ...... il11l b~ coac:hing. there '' <1, i10 other dc ... cribing hO\\ c:olkgc 'porh .thl..: to get along '' ith people. option. ,1nd the da~' .,, crl.' and hctng abk to communicate ha' c changed '>incc hc fir-,t -,hon. \\ ith the ad1 an..:..:ml.'nt LOVE HOCKEY? hecame i m oh c.:d. in .t ~·lear manner." Ra~ nwnd ol r..:crut t mg. c:o liege coa..:IJc-., \.tid \\ ht>n Ra) mond fir't heg.m put 111 I-t-hour d.t~' L·on-,t.mtl:. He ,Ji,o '>tat..:d that "..:oa..:h·· pia~ ing college rootb.tll .tt agoni~ing 01 cr p1..:ktng til~' Is ;I spc..:illL" term. \\hich \lichigan after \\orld \\ar 11. IF SO. THEN YOC'RE IN LLCK, BECAL'SE THE right pla~er. -,hould not be rc,pectcu ba,~d there were :wo pia: cr., '' hn Ra) mond f<>c ].., r h::ll th~: on the tllk. UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE AND THE L"ame out to pia: . .tiHI the: 1\'C \ .- \ incluc..lcd Crc ... hman ~·Ji­ "lndi' 1Ju.d~ -,Jwuld be 'trctL"hed out o1er three full gtbilit) too lat.: . .tnJ \\ent on to rcsp..:~·ll'J :· he o..atd. PHILADELPHfA FLYERS HAVE TEA\JED l'P TO PROVIDE A SPECIAL fit>Jc.J.., He reminisced that pnl\ ide an e\amplc nn IHl\\ R.t! mond ,., cnt OJ' to \\hen pral.'tice \l(lllid -,tart. the~ good R 1ch Gannon \\ ottld ha\ L" c rr~·s his thoughh on the NIGHT FOR ;>.·1E~IBERS OF THE UD COM~IUNITY . ON THtJRSDAY would bring out a shopping hc.:t.:nmc.: if he \\a'> a IIlli\ l'd OllC Hm\ I Ch.tmpton,hip c.:r1es cart of fillll'>l. leather helm..:h. NOVE~IBER THE FLYERS ARE OFFERING TICKETS PRICED AT llllHC :car. He aJ,o des[itsc' (BCS). 20, and each player \\ ould grab the lde.1 or trall\terring. men ··\II th..: BC~ 1.... 1' money one. anu begin to k.nocJ.. eadl $24.75 I'OR !'.·JEZZANINE SEATS IN ROWS 12-15 (HALF THE NORMAL uoning pl ,ll .t;HI pr~·st11;e. he o..atd. other around. Ra) mnnd \\ cnt Dcl.t\\ arc anc..l arc at other col- ""\hllll?) for the -.,pon-,or-., ,lJlJ PRICE) AS WELL AS $48 SEATS FOR SEATS IN ROWS 7-11 ON THE on to 'a) that tcle1 i ... Hll1 ha-, leg~ ..... pr~·~ug..: for the uni., er-.n: .'' promoted more change-. than Ra;. mono 'aid C\ cr .. inn~ Ht' compared Di' is1011 1- MELLA NINE LEVEL. THE PACK '\GE V1 'CLCDES ADMISSION TO THE lttle I X ha ... 0\ c.:r the L"llllrsc of the '\C \ \ changed 11<1\\ much t11ne. .\ \ Del.t\\ arc Ill a 1-A 'chon!. GA~1E time a coach c:an 'pend 11 ith .md -,aid if Del a\\ .trc.: m.tc..lc the AGAINST THE MINNESOTA Smith. ''ho Loachcc..l hi-, athlete.., 111 and out ol th..: :\ation.tl Ch.tmpion-,htp _g.une . .,., omen ·s lacro., ... c here lor Iller WILD. A HOT DOG, A SODA AND A season. that the rule h,t.., the Hen' ,., ould ha1 ~ to pia: a 20 year-,. -.aiu thc mcd an FREE FLYERS SKATE ZONE SKATING eoncluded that we need thi-, .tmount a' an 's r L team. cxample about the old pia;. ing rule due to the fact that the Ra) mond ,,lld that ..:ol kge VOUCHER. CALL LINDSAY HECK AT fields ror the ]aero-,,.: team ~·oaL"11 " iII be ,., .tl..: hl.'d untk r athlete' ... twuld be paic..l .. but .. The parking lot fac:ing the the "microscopl.'.. dunng hi-, hOI\ mu..:h .md '' h11 to pa;. i ... ( 215) 952-7 347 TO PURHCASE Icc -\rena u-,ec.J tn be our prac­ tenure. tht' ljliCslillll. tice field. and the parking lot 111 \\ ht>n ct que-,tinn aro-,c "It can·t he done ~ct. let·, TICKETS, OR CHECK OUT MORE front of the Fidd House ti'•Cd fn1m the ma-,tcr or ccrcmonic' ''.tit:· R.t~ nwnc..l -,atc..l about to be our playing field DETAfLS ONLINE AT THE UD SITE. about hO\\ much Clllkgc pa~ tng LOikgc athlete-,. THE R EVIEW'S PICKS

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