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more than 100 parking spaces, ers M M reopening in time for the Off-campus compared to less than 20 at its- 2006 spring semester. "We hired former location. more employees to prepare," said bookstore Students may know Outpost's Johnson. Also, books had to be new location as "the old Chasers' trucked from the old store to the changes location building" located next to the Days new store. Inn, which has remained empty 'The textbooks are in and we BY KELLY SIMMERS since the restaurant and bar ckwed. are putting in apparel," Pauli said CONTFUBUTWG WRITER Johnson said she did consid- of the store's progress. Adding er the "karma" of the location that since there is more space, This semester, University before the move as many busi- "there will probably be a section Outpost, Harrisonburg's off- nesses there have closed, but she for the Greek paraphernalia." campus bookstore, has moved believes that Outpost will break "At first I was disappointed to a new, larger location to better the bad track record. "The other they moved because they were serve customers. businesses were restaurants, so walking distance from my apart- Outpost first opened in 1990 at we're much different," she said. ment," said junior Megan Metcalf. the Port Republic Road location, Johnson also noted that her But a visit to the store changed directly behind the Neighbors business has already established her mind. "When I went to get gas station. As business grew a patron base with students my books, it was more spacious," along with the JMU populabon, "Knowing customers are there she said. "It was much easier to co-owner Christine Johnson saw makes (the move| more secure," find what I needed." the need for a larger facility. she said. Johnson hopes the larger loca- "We'd been working on "Sometimes customers will tion will better serve students getting another location for |oke with us about |the bad and the community. She said that awhile," Johnson said, and record)," said junior Hilary up to this point, their clientele explained the main reason for Pauli, a University Outpost has mainly been students, but she the move was "lack of space" at employee. "The owners just believes the new location might KYLE COL-fcMAN'satf i*M,rap>vr the previous store. kind of laugh and brush it off. change that trend. "I think we'll Off-campus bookstore University Outpost ha* moved down Port Republic Road to "Parking was also an issue," It's not a big concern." see a lot more community traf- accomodate for rta (rowing need for both business and parking space. she said. Outpost now has What did concern the own- fic," she said.

EVIN SHOAP SGA bill iMlSF photographer University of Maryland- speaks Baltimore County presi- dent Freeman Hrabowskl ofGLBT spoke Monday In Wilson Hall Auditorium In center honor of Martin Luther King Day. Freeman Amendment recounted his involvement In hopes to focus the Civil Rights Movement even constitution as a young man. iv ASHLEY MCCI.EI.LAND SENIOR MUTER

The Student Senate introduced one new bill of opinion and two new amendments to its constitu- tion during its Tuesday meeting. Senior Geary Cox, junior Alex Waldie and sopnomore Matt Winer submitted a bill of opinion that addressed the need for a resource center and a full-time professional staff for the Gay Lesbian Bisexual and Transgender education pro- gram that was started on campus last year. According to the bill, the program's current location in Huffman Hall is staffed by a gradu- ate assistant who only volunteers about 20 hours a week. The bill was Intruder tabled until enough student signa- Service sorority to receive charter tures are gathered in support of it. Senior senator Corey Winter enters at Lynchburg College. The it's a very diverse group and Dnve, a new event this year wrote two constitutional amend- Gamma Sigma original start of Gamma we would really like to pro- and Speak Out; also, they are ments in hopes of making the Sigma Sigma was on Oct. mote unit) through service. A helping to plan the Habitat SGA's constitution more specific. Wayland Sigma new to 12, 1952 in New York City lot of girls can be a part of this for Humanity trip this com- The first amendment asked to when eight women's service sisterhood and still be doing ing weekend. reword the constitution to make it According to a bulletin from JMU campus organizations came together good for the community." Recruiting will begin clear that no member of the execu- the JMU Police Department, a toform a national stiront\ ! he The sorority will work sometime this semester with tive council can also be a senator. female residing in Wayland Hall, ■v JACKIE WALSH JMU chapter was started at closely with the Center programs ranging from social The second also asked to reword a co-ed dorm, was awakened 11 >\ nOHJTWC WRITER the end of October 2005 with for Multicultural Student events to service projects. the constitution to say that the stu- around 430 a.m. on Jan. 15 when the approval of the National Services, the Community "Some leadership positions dent representative to the Board of an unknown subject entered her The national service soror- Board of Directors Service-Learning Office and are ••'ill available," Smith said. Visitors cannot also act as a senator. unlocked room and rugged on ity Gamma Sigma Sigma, i In order to become an other campus groups. The She hopes to give those who Currently none of the executive her sheet and blanket. new sorority at JMU, will official sorority, the group group will also be making take the positions an oppor- council nor the student represen- At first, the female thought obtain official recognition by had to obtain an adviser, rec- contact with various offices tunity to expand their leader- tative to the BOV serves as sena- the person responsible for the February and will be recruiting ognition from the Student on campus in the near future ship skills through workshops tors. The amendments were tabled action was her roommate, but she Mw members this semester in Government Association to work with them as well. and development projects this for two weeks, as is customary, so then saw that it was a male. order to move from colony sta- and a letter of support from Current members of spring semester. senators can appropriately research The female's room had been tus to official chapter status. Mark Warner, vice president Gamma Sigma Sigma are on Sophomore member Roan the constitution and the suggested left unlocked, as she was expecting There are various chapters of student affairs. the program and service com- Areti said, "I tried joining amendments. her roommate to return. of this sorority already Sophomore Catherine mittees in accordance uith ■ somntv last semester, but The SGA also announced that When the complainant established along the East Voogd. one of the nine current the Martin Luther King Jr. nothing really fit. Gamma Sigma it is working on advertising for awoke, the unknown man Coast and in the South, the Gamma Sigma Sigma mem- Celebration Week activities, Sigma was exactly what I was the Take Your Professor to Lunch fled the room and ran into the nearest chapter being located bers, said, "It's really exciting; including the Warm Clothes looking for." program it is co-sponsoring with hallway. The victim did not see General Education and the Center the direction the intruder went, for Faculty Innovation. Junior but she heard a nearby door rtyan Powell, vice president of close after his departure Administrative Affairs, said this It is currently unknown program works to offer students a whether he left the building or chance to speak one-on-one with a went to another room within professor over lunch. Powell said, Wayland Hall. five to seven students are chosen According to the bulletin, randomly, in mostly large general nothing was taken from the room education courses, to attend lunch and the intruder did not touch at Madison Grill with their profes- the victim. Officers searched Un- sor. The lunch is paid for by the building, nearby city streets and university. the campus but were unable "(The program) allows stu- to locate anyone fitting the dent/professor interaction on more description of the suspect. than an academic level," Powell The victim was only able to said. "The goal is to help students describe the suspect as a mak- of develop a better relationship with undetermined race, age and height their professor and vice versa." wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt Student Body President Wesli which concealed his face. Spencer said, "It's about making Any information which may the college experience an enriched aid the investigation should be experience in and out of the class- directed to the University Police room. Professors have a lot to either through xfto91l. in person photo irmnnv o/CATHERINA VOOGD offer as people, and this is a great at Shenandoah Hall, or by e-mail Gamma Sigma Sigma members (from left) Graduate Adviser LaTasha Smith, President Catherine Voogd, Social opportunity for students to build publicsafety&jmu.edu. Chair Christina Morales, Service VP Amanda Lee, Membership VP RoJIn Aref, Financial Secretary Meaghan Parsing, relationships." — from staff reports Treasurer Sarah Cunningham and Corresponding Secretary Alicia Wilson will obtain official status by February. Kelly Fisher. Layout Editor brcrzcRraphu's@holmail£om

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■v CARLOS BEKGFUD DAILY TOREADOR ■v DREW LEPP phone," she said. Later that day, he came NEWSEDfTOK and restored her computer. For collectors, the Mn.il Tuesday night. Masters had a lot on piece sometimes proves the A JMU senior used his expertise — his hands when he responded to a re- hardest to obtain. learned by fixing computers and his old quest from a person with what he called, This has proven true with muscle car — to create his own business "the worst computer" he had ever seen. the studies of planets as well, called JMU Handyman, in order to both After three hours of work he was finally and now only Pluto remains help people and to earn extra cash. able to rid the computer of the viruses unexplored by ship or satellite. Senior history major Ryan Masters and a worm on the computer. A new mission by NASA created JMU Handyman in fall 2005 with Master's credits his good memory to aimed to complete the puzzle the intention of providing students a helping him when faced with extra chal- by sending their New Hori- place to turn when their computer, car or lenging handiwork. After receiving a call zons spacecraft on a trip to the anything else breaks or malfunctions. from a girl who said her key would not tiny planet Tuesday; however, The most common job request he re- fit into the ignition of her car. Masters NASA scrubbed the launch due ceives is to work on a broken computer, recalled a conversation from years prior to constant winds. but Masters said the types of services when a similar incident happened to a Originally scheduled for a he provides are only limited to the friend. After a few taps to the ignition, 1:24 p.m. EST lift-off, the space- problems people call linn about. the key fit and the car could be driven. craft sat along with its Adas V Masters said he learned how to fix Masters said through JMU Handy- rocket at the Cape Canaveral things early on in life. When he was 8 or man he has helped around 15 people, Air Force Station in Flonda for 9 years old, he said he remembers help- but outside of JMU Handyman the about two hours because of ing his teachers with computers. It was number of people he has helped is concerns over upper-level and because of a purchase of a 1968 Mustang more around 100. ground winds. that required constant maintenance that He said prices for his services vary, At about 3 pm, after sev- Masters learned a great deal about cars. but are generally much less than other eral delays, NASA thought the In order to promote JMU Handy- places around campus. winds had died down enough man, Masters said he spent Winter Masters will be leaving JMU in May af- to declare the launch as "Go" Break building his own Web site, and has ter graduation in order to pursue a career for 3:23 p.m., the last possible even created the AIM screen name, JMU- in law enforcement. However, he intends launch time for Tuesday. Handyman, in order to make it easier for to leave a legacy by explaining how people However, wind speeds students to contact him. can fix problems without him. picked up again and caused Junior Cabell Field used the services By leaving guides on the Web site, NASA officials to delay the of JMU Handyman in order to remove wxpw.jmuhandyman com, he created on launch until today, with a spyware from her computer after see- how to solve common problems, and ex- launch window of 1:16 to 3:15 ing a link to his Web site on a friend's plaining how to fix problems in person. AMY PAreR.SON71fr.ft1 pm.EST. AIM profile. She chose him over anyone Masters said, "I can pass on my know- Tuesday marked NASA's else to fix her computer because, "He how, and leave people with a better idea Senior Ryan Masters works to remove a computer virus. In addition to fix- first attempt to launch the sounded really nice and reputable on the how computers and cars operate." ing objects, he also sells Kerns for others on eBay. craft, although NASA officials have until Feb. 14 to attempt a launch this year However, if the ship does not launch by Feb. 2, the trip to the most distant planet Study Abroad Expo may take an additional three to five years. This difference in travel- time comes from the use of a being held today Jupiter gravity assist which would speed the craft toward BY JACKIE COLE tries from Salamanca, Spain to its destination more quickly CONTRIBUTING WRTTER Melbourne, Australia and even than a direct-to-Pluto flight. China, Russia or Africa. With the aid of the Jupiter The Office of International "There are also summer inter- gravity assist NASA protects a Affairs will be holding its spring national programs which last flyby of Pluto and its moons by Study Abroad Expo today to edu- between four to six weeks for those July 2015 at the earliest. cate students on the various loca- ... who do not want to go abroad "That's actually very fast tions and types of study abroad for a whole semester," Wang said. because Pluto is a long, long opportunities in the Festival "Studying abroad is a great oppor- way," said Susan Holtz, a Center Grand Ballroom from 11 tunity and a way to experience the physics professor who teaches a.m. to 2 p.m. culture of a different country while courses on astronomy. At the expo, faculty and repre- earning credits for your major." Pluto is an average of 3.7 bil- sentatives involved with the dif- There also are various vol- lion miles from the Sun during ferent study abroad programs will unteer and internship programs. the course of its orbit 40 times supply interested students with Recently added is the Service farther than the Earth is. handouts and sign-up sheets. "In Learning program, which is in the NASA estimates the proj- three years, JMU's study abroad Dominican Republic. ect will cost a total of about program has grown from twenty JMU ranked second nationally $700 million when the mission different programs to forty," said among master's-level institutions ends in 2016. Study Abroaa Director Felix Wang. for the total number of students who 111/ an.! or 1 director The New Horizons will The study abroad program at studied abroad in 2003-'04, accord- be the fastest spacecraft ever JMU began 25 years ago with a ing to rankings in The Chronicle of JMU offers a variety of study abroad programs. Including semester-long programs during launched, leaving earth at trip to London. In its infancy, a Higher Education. the school year and short-term programs during the summer. 36,000 mph, after separat- small group of faculty and stu- The annual report, Open ing from the third stage of the dents were able to experience Doors, published by the Institute sent 836 students abroad. Fort will be spending her fall semes- launch assembly. fully the culture and history of of International Education, sur- 'The study abroad program at JMU is ter completing Cluster 2 CenEd courses Being NASA's first explora- another country while earning veys institutions for study-abroad growing in popularity." said Donna Sharpest, in London. She believes that studying In tion of Pluto, the mission may credits and studying in London. participation and ranks the top data management coordinator of the study London will give her " the Opportunity bo dissolve some of the mystery After that first trip, interest 20 schools in three categories: abroad program. see its history, art and music, rather than fu*f surrounding the planet. began to grow, and today, nearly doctoral /research, master's and Sophomore Maria Fort will be study- read about it in a book." "Ifs really an open book 35 different programs will be repre- baccalaureate levels. For 2003- ing in London for a semester next year. She For more information on the various whafs going to happen when sented at the expo on Thursday. 04, JMU had 709 study-abroad said, "My major is intern.1titm.1l .lit.urs, so international study programs, visit the they get to Pluto," said Ronald The study abroad programs are students, second only to North the study abroad program feeds straight Into Office of International Affairs Web site .it Wilhelm, a professor of physics located in many different coun- Carolina's Elon University, which what I want to do." jmu.edu/in1ernalionai who studies astronomy. Scientists already know some about Pluto and one of its moons, Charon, which has been known of since 1978. Two of the tiny planet's other moons were discovered in the Abercrombie: 'Too-cooT-for-schooT summer of 2005 with the Hub- ble telescope. Unlike others, retailer offers few sales because consumers are willing to pay full price With Charon being half of Pluto's size, scientists nave la- iv Li si 11 EARNEST a camisole, $150 for a cashmere sweater, children (sometimes called little a"), the mission had opened a formal probe into beled the Pluto-Charon system IOS ANGELES TTAIFS $198 for a pair of jeans or $250 for a hood- beach-themed Hollister chain and Ruehl the trading of the company's stock r«' as a double planet. ed parka trimmed with faux fur. for young adults. I he company operates questing information fn>m current and Pluto, Charon and the other With the holidays behind them, re- The retailer logged year-over-year about 820 stores in all. former officers and directors. unnamed satellites are part tailers'get serious about clearance sales gains of 23 percent in November and 29 Although Abercrombie has .it times And |ust last week the retailer agreed of a region of the solar system in January — posting signs in their win- percent in December in so-called same- marked down the cost of some mer- to pay as much as $2 million to settle .1 known as the Kuiper Belt which dows that shout 50 percent off and more. store sales, even as major specialty ap- chandise — including a sale that started lawsuit filed on behalf of more than 250 may provide clues regarding But at the Abercrombie & Fitch parel retail chains as a group posted Christinas Eve — analysts say it was one California store managers who claimed the solar system's origin. store at the Grove shopping center increases of 3.2 percent and 1.5 percent of the least promotional nMailers during that thev were denied overtime pay I ha "Ifs sort of like finding the in Los Angeles a few days after New during those months, dragged down the holiday season. company admitted no wrongdoing. Rosetta Stone," Wilhelm said. Year's, nothing was on sale. by Cap Inc.'s poor performance. Same- And even when products went on Still, lawsuits and SEC probes This is an opportunity to mea- Nothing. store sales are considered the best mea- sale, many shoppers snapped up the don't make the things-to-worry-about sure what the solar system was The "too-cool-for-school" retailer, sure of a retailer's health. newer, full-priced merchandise. • IW of the young people who shop in like 4.6 billion years ago when as one customer calls it, took a similar Analysts say that Abercrombie's product Analyst Robert Buchanan of A.G. Abercrombie's stores. And pushing the the solar system formed." approach the day after Thanksgiving, has been appealing and that it has ratcheted Edwards & Sons avdits t hie! Executive limits is part of the company's appeal, New Horizons' findings in offering sparse discounts on one of the up its emphasis on service, putting aside its Michael S. Jeffries, at the helm since 1992, some of tnem say. the Kuiper Belt could lead to most ferociously competitive shopping trademark aloofness, so that shoppers are with assembling a stmng team that re- "Sex sells," said John Walters, 18, new studies on the interrela- days of the year. tended to and the stores look sharp. versed the slide in same-store salos. a student from Tucson, Ariz., standing tioaships of the planets as well And the strategy has been working: "They were delivering to customers "I think they've got a good product in front of the Grove store, which was as a better understanding of Shoppers have liked the clothes well exactly what the customers wanted," leader in Mike," said Buchanan, who has blanketed with a three-story picture of Pluto and its moons. enough that, for the most part, they said Howard Tubin, an analyst with a "buy" rating on the stitck. a shirtless hunk reclining in a bed of "It appears to be a whole have been willing to pay full price to Cathay Financial Inc., who rates the Other factors have helped the retail- leaves. "It seems like they give off a too- category of objects, and we get them, analysts say. stock "outperform." er look good. The styles it touts, nota- cool-for-school attitude." have discovered about 300 After a long stretch starting in 2000 With Abercrombie set to release fiscal bly jeans, have been in sync with recent Although teens don't give a hoot il Pluto-esque objects out there," of declining or flat sales at stores open fourth-quarter earnings next month, ana- fashion tn-nds hurt her, it's easier to post Abercrombie raises eyebrows. parents Holtz said. "In part, they are at least a year, Abercrombie sharply re- lysts predict per-sharc profit of $1.75 for the strong numbers when they arc being often do, and they are the ones spend- kind of building blocks of the versed course in 2005. ton riti quarter and $3.68 for the year, which compan'd with a weak previous year. ing money at the abercrombie chain for solar system that did not par- The Ohio-based retailer, with more would represent year-over-year increases Even as it ha- engineered a sales re- younger children, a division that lias done ticipate in planet-making" stores in California than in any other state, of 52 percent and 45 percent respectively. bound, Abercrombie, which declined re- better as the company has toned dow n Its' Discovering how the Pluto- started getting attention more for its fi- Whether customers in the luxury quests for interviews, has had plenty of image somewhat, Tennant said. Charon system formed amid nancial performance and less for the con- segment keep spending or begin retreat- headaches in recent years. Analysts tend to fret more over other potentially yield more informa- troversial products and outlandish mar- ing in 2006, analysts say, Abercrombie In November 2004, the company issues, such as the retailer's high levels of tion on how Karth garnered its keting — thongs for preteen girls, naked for now is dead-on with its offerings, agreed to revise its hiring and training inventory and its dependence on denim. moon. 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OPINION The Breeze | www.thebreeze.org | THURSDAY, JAN. 19, 200616 THROUGH MI KK> WATERS HOUSE EDITORIAL Students need a cause New Orleans mayor needs to take it 'big* easy •v ALEX SIRNEY There is a very real fear people SEN/OR WRITE* will keep you from succeed- ing, or, worse, no one w\\\ even If s the last thing you want to listen to what you have to say. think about really the last thing The only way to refute this is you want to read about here: Poli- through an example. tics. Every time anyone ever men- On Nov. 3, 2005, the PiHs- tions apathy, it's voter apathy or burgh Post-Gazette reported on student apathy and it's always ref- a "girlcotf of Abercrombie & erencing that dirty little word. Fitch T-shirts organized by local Sometimes it's national, high school girls (ages 14 to 16). sometimes it's international, The shirts featured slogans like sometimes it's local and some- "Who needs brains when you times, if you're really lucky, if s have these?" (across the chest) and all about your SGA. "Blondes are adored, brunettes are Here, though, our apathy has ignored." The girls found these gone beyond base disillusion- shirts offensive and protested. ment — where once we were So what? Some high school Time magazine's most activist girls didn't buy some shirts. campus (back when the state Hardly news outside the local legislature threatened to take feel-good broadcast right? the morning-after pill out of the Wrong. Health Center), we've sunk back Abercrombie & Fitch execu- into blissful passivity. tives pulled the shirts. They met If s bme we put an end to that. with the girls (where the girls But what is there to care more than neld their own). Now, about? We've already covered the girls hope to work with the politics, though if that's your company in developing more thing, go for it — the world empowering shirts for girls. needs people who care about These girls are not politi- how it's run. Maybe that's the cians, adults or even old enough answer, actually — maybe ev- to vote, but they're doing some- ery person needs to find their thing incredible — they're mak- own cause. Maybe there isn't ing a difference. Maybe you one thing, but many things. agree with them, maybe you In this mixed-up and con- don't, but they changed some- fused world, though, it's hard thing —- without their student to figure out what's going on or council or teachers telling them even whafs worth taking the they had to. time to figure out. The best ad- It's time JMU students de- vice is just this — look around. cided to change something for Look under metaphorical (or the better. Many groups here try, literal, if geology's your thing) and they deserve their credit. New Orleans mayor C. Ralph Nagin Tuesday, Nagin retracted his statements encourage citizens to unite and be optimis- rocks, ask that extra "Why?" and Clubs and Greek organizations has been through a lot this year, from the and thereby exemplified the phrase "day tic for the future, as opposed to Nagin's maybe there'll be something that do hundreds of hours of com- destruction of his city at the hands of Hur- late, dollar short," saying he needed to be message of pessimism and fear. And lest calls to you. munity service a semester, but ricane Katrina, the scattering of Big Easy more sensitive to what he says and that all we forget where Giuliani stepped forward, Many people will call this the need for action extends be- residents from sea to shining sea, and the races would be welcomed back to the city. Nagin appeared to go AWOL, popping up column a waste of space (not yond community service. True national pressure to rebuild the city-in- While Nagin's Pat Robertson impres- occasionally to whine and curse on the ra- that that's new) because there community service roots out the-soupbowl. And while many have been sion was spot-on, his comments were dio. Sir, there's a reason you were elected to has been no instruction, no call the cause rather than treating quick to point the blame at any number of as inappropriate as they were ill-timed. be a leader — and that reason is to lead. to action. That, however, is ex- the disease. Soup kitchens are federal agents, local governments and pri- Rather than impersonating inflammatory When you're the mayor of a city dev- actly the point. Rather than tell a godsend for many, but why vate individuals, Nagin has managed to and unqualified religious leaders, Na- astated by a national disaster such as Hur- what should be thought, I am can't the people afford to feed find his own personal culprit — God. gin would do better impersonating one ncane Katrina and the best advice political begging you to think. Rather themselves? Let's find out why During a Martin Luther King )r Day who carried a city through a crisis with analysts can offer for your ignorant com- than telling you what to do, I'm and fix that. speech Monday, Nagin stated that Hur- strength, grace and wisdom — one like ments is "I think he should speak less," if s just saying "Do!" Alex Sirney is a junior anthro- ricanes Rita and Katnna were evidence of Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. time to step off the soap box for a minute It's hard to act, especially in pology/SMAD major who welcomes God's being mad at America for being in the We all remember Sept. 11, 2001 — the and think about the message you're convey- the face of overwhelming odds. feedback at simeyac. war in Iraq under "false pretences," as well falling towers, the resulting devastation. ing. Step forward and unite the public, not as the violence within black communities. But out of the ashes, Giuliani was able to divide it. The apology is nice, but already Nagin, who is black, also took the oppor- unite the citizens and help quell the fears of since Katnna, Nagin's efforts have proved tunity to say that New Orleans will again a nation. Instead of blaming others of lack of too little too late. It is time for him to at least Do *•« T«\M|t be a black — "chocolate," if you will — city response, he took charge. Part of Giuliani's pretend to be qualified for his job, and leave Vum* because "it's the way God wants it to be." success may have come from his efforts to the diatribes to newspaper editors.

A "say-it-don't-spray-it" A "what-time-is-it?-Game- dart to the Virginia congress- time!" pat to Steelers fans ev- man for accidentally speckling erywhere. me with spit at Five Guys. From a psyched junior girl From a junior guy who just ready and waiting with her Ter- wanted his cheeseburger and not a rible Towel to see the Broncos drink to go with it. take the fall.

A "you-are-such-a-dirty-Jer- A "betta-simma-down-now" sey-girl" pat to my roommate dart to all JMU students who who spilled gas all over both continue the unnecessary, de- of us the first time she learned rogatory and ignorance-based how to fill her car up. stereotyping of students from From a recently flammable soph- Northern Virginia. omore gtrl who loves you. but now From a Northern Virginia understands why the state govern- junior who is beyond frustrated ment of New Jersey doesn't let their with those who chastise based on 3>fi constituency pump their own gas. geography.

A "way-to-be-on-the-same- A "spoonful-of-saccharin- page" dart to the JMU Book- helps-the-medicine-go-down" E-mail dans and pats to store for placing incorrect holi- bi it /.dp ■

LOVER OF WOMEN* CONQUERER OF NATIONS Unauthorized government wiretapping for society's own good ■Y BOIIY MCMAHON government is recording every word I say. have something to hide (i.e. the enemy) don't SENIOR WRTTER Just to demonstrate why the government want the government watching, as we, the must have the authority to spy on people like freedom-loving citizens of America, don't *c'vr weave* On Dec. 16, 2005, The New York Times re- me, observe this recent conversation I had mind a little government snooping as long ported that President Bush authorized the Na- with my buddy Dave. Dave and I were catch- as it protects us from the enemy. I certainly tional Secunty Agency to monitor "the interna- ing up on what has happened since we last have nothing to hide, and if the government tional telephone calls and international e-mail saw each other (Dave got a wife and kid, I lost ever decided to watch me, then I love Amer- messages of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of a finger fighting a kangaroo), and he asked me ica enough to know that they probably have people inside the United States" without first if I was doing anything that night, to which I a really good reason for the wiretapping. It's obtaining a warrant from a court of law, all responded "No." He tells me tnat he and his not as if the government has ever targeted in an effort to monitor terrorist activity inside buddies needed a fifth guy for poker, and if an innocent person or spied on someone the US. Manv pundits believe that this act by they didn't get a fifth, their wives would call because he or she held different political be- President Bush amounted to a criminal and off the game. I said, "Yeah, I'll show up." liefs than those in power Our government unconstitutional invasion of pnvacy by the Thank God for the NSA listening to our wouldn't do that, because they are infallible. US. government, evoking images of an Or- conversation. If I had said "I'll show up to We live in a time of great danger, a time wellian state under the constant watchful eye your poker game only if you proclaim the when our enemies are more dangerous than of Big Brother I, on the other hand, disagree United States as the infidel and agree to help ever, and it is our duty as Americans to be- with those left)- liberal pundits, and feel much me flood the nvers with their blood" instead lieve whatever our government says and to safer knowing that the government is listening of "Yeah, I'll show up," I would have wanted do whatever they ask. If our government is to my correspondences for one simple reason: the government to be listening in, as I have asking us to give up a few insignificant civil I, Bobby McMahon, cannot be trusted. just turned from mild-mannered college stu- liberties to protect us from a dangerous and Although I've lived my life up until now dent to international terronst in a nanosec- bloodthirsty enemy, then the least we can do above board and on the level, paying my taxes ond. I could quote numerous other close calls, is thank them by volunteering a few more on time and calling my mother once a week, including a near miss where I almost MM liberties |ust to grease the skids of safety. Bet- I have no idea if this exemplary behavior will "Death to Amenca!" instead of "Pass the tur- ter yet I appeal to each of you to call your continue or if 1 will turn to a life devoted to nips," but I think this evidence alone speaks congressperson and ask that you be put on the wanton destruction of the United States volumes as to my personal "threat level" to- the NSA's watch list. That way, if any of us and its allies. While my affluent background ward the US. government and the subsequent ever engage in un-Amencan activities and and generally likable demeanor raise little need for government surveillance on me. leave the proverbial reservation, the US. suspicion among the general public, I trust Moreover, to those who agree with the Government will be there to bring us home, that my government can see past the straight- pundits and believe that domestic surveil- or Cuba — whichever is closer. A report cards and stellar dnving record to lance by the NSA infringes on our civil liber- Bobby McMahon is a senior political science the heart of me: a college student on the edge ties, then 1 have one question for you: What major, and that clicking noise you hear during a of extremism, and for this reason, I hope the do you have to hide? Only those people who piwne call is the sound of freedom. THE BREEZE | www.thebreeze.org | THURSDAY, JAN. 19, 2006 | 7

LEI ran ro INK EDITOR Bloopers and journalistic ethics terview with Ms. Good. Ms. Good tells me that no such interview occurred. Nobody would have laughed harder than my Finally, Ms. Dixit identifies Ms. Good as a faculty late friend and colleague. Geoffrey Mortey-Mower, at member. She is. in fact an invaluable contnbutor to reading that he had taught at JMU from 1968 until "his the the English department working in our office as death due to his love of literature" in the second para- a secretary, as well as taking classes in pursuit of her graph of the story about him m the Jan. 17 issue of The MA. in English, but she is not a member of the faculty, Breeze. English professors savor bloopers like that as she would have told Ms. Doat had Ms. Dbat actu- But he would likely not have savored or ally spoken to her. For that matter, a glance at the JMU aughed at the failure of journalistic ethics in trie directory would have given Dixit that information. body of the article. The writer, Rachana Dixit, who To present other people's language as your own, is identified as a news editor, goes on in the same without quotation marks and without attribution, is paragraph to write that he maintained "a passion plagiansm. To present direct ouotations from a wntten for literature and a zeal for living that those who source without attnbubon tn th.it wntten source is also knew him will never forget." Ms. Dixit, however, plagiarism. To present those quotations as if they were did not use quotation marks in copying this lan- the result of an interview is just plam lying. guage from Judy Good's letter to the editor of the My friend Geoffrey would not have been Jan. 12 Harnsonburg Daily News-Record. Two other amused by that. quotations from that letter are set off by quotation Cynthia Gillian marks, and presented as if they were part of an in- associate processor of English

The aforementioned article con- word in our paper even more closely. able and will be corrected. I assure you cerning the late Dr. Mortey-Mower Yet, as far as the accusation of we will work with more fixus in the did contain wording problems which plagiarism is concerned, it is simply future, as this was certainly shameful. could easily cause any reader to not the case. Ms. Good was, in fact, Plagiarism, on the other hand, is never draw the confusing conclusion that contacted by the news department, tolerated and did not occur. Copying a love of literature led to the death of at which time she said via e-mail another's words as our own daeredrts a JMU professor of nearly 30 years. that the writer could use the words not only The Breeze, but thereby tar- This mistake was an embarrassment from her tetter to the Daily News- mrhes the university's reputation that to this publication, and unfortunate Record, which should have been we work so diligently to uphold. in that the at tide concerned a man's clearly cited in the article. Thank you. legacy, for this, 1 have no excuse and Mistaken facts, such as those pre- Nathan Chiantella can only promise to examine each sented in the article, are never excus- editor-in-chief

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We feel as a team SPORT* f PITCH The Dukes, also =-r that every game is an opportunity to a as Ml-Americans 0* in the Colonial ™ ^ win, and Delaware is no different." Guess iliiv team. Athletic Assoaa- JMU at Delawsra The Blue Hens, who have been I hey have lost five games in a toon (3-11 overall), 7pm minus some fight lately, have been a BY WHITNEY PROFFITT row. They sit in a tie for last place trump Delaware's Bob Carpenter bit closer than the Dukes. Delaware's OONTNNfriVG "K/ru» — winless in their conference and five-game losing Csntsr last game was Saturday against the last game they did win was last streak with a six- Towson University. The Hens hung Two o( JMU's lootball play- year. game skid of their OWTI during which around with the Tigers, losing 96-9Z er*., sophomore free safety The JMU men's basketball team? they have been outscored 533-342. The while Towson beat JMU by 15, 99-84 Tony LeZotte and senior often. Well, them too. but it's more the average margin of victory for a JMU op- and Tigers' guard Gary Neal scored sive guard Matt Magerko, were Fighting Blue Hens of the Univer- ponent is 24 points and all of the losses 40 points on a Dukes' defense that named to the Associated Press sity of Delaware, who face the Dukes have been by 15 points or more. opponents are shooting 47 percent Division l-AA All-American Thursday in Newark, Del. — and Madison's last win, like Delaware against — that ranks |MU 12th out of team Dec. 12. someone's got to win. (4-ll),wasDec.29when they knocked 12 teams in the CAA. CAROLYN WALSbR>/Ur <*.iu I feel great about the "Delaware has been a little snake- off Yale University in the Flint Hills Is- Duties senior point guard Jomo Belfor takes award," LeZotte said. "It's al- bit with some injuries," JMU coach lander Classic in Corpus Christi, Tex- sir HOOK, page 10 ways gratify- an off-balance shot against George Mason. in)', to know Football that the hard work I put in over the summer and in the off-season paid off." All-American teams are chosen bv position and players .ire Mlaclcd based "'» their per- formances throughout the year In the national AP stall with input from their various affili- ates throughout the country. Making weight "I was happy about the .marcl," Magerko said. "I felt very honored. I thought Kibler finally I played belter than I did last w.ir I prepared more for this finds success in season and scouted the teams out during the week and his senior year watched .1 lot 01 film." This is the second consecu- IY CAROLINE MORRIS tive year that LeZotte and Mag- COVTR/BUTIrVC rVR/TER erko both made the AP Division l-AA All-Amencan team. Senior 141-pound wrestler Bri- Magerko also was named an Kibler just doesn't know when the Atlantic to quit. And because of that he's otbali enjoying the best season of his col- Confer- lege career, going 13-8 and winning ence's Stu- almost as many bouts as he did his dent Ath- first three seasons combined lete 01 Ihe "I guess my mat expenence has >e.ir Addi- finally caught tionally, he was named Z£* S". WretMIng lo the Wal- "Last year. I Friday ter Camp had a lot of CAA Duals I ootball close matches, 6pm P o u n d a - LeZotte but I just didn't JMU vs Wsgnsi tion l-AA w-in them. Now Fsirfax All-America team, the 2005 /- this year, every- AA.org All-Star team and Col- thing just caught up with me and s' iff com"! 2005 All- I'm winning the dose matches." Division l-AA Offensive team. Ifs paid off this year. Kibler placed Rounding out his 2005 Recogni- fourth at the Virginia IntercoUegiate tions are third-team spots from Championships in early January, beat- The Sports \etwork, Football ing out freshman 141-pounder |acob Gazelle and Sports Xchange. Williams, and helped the Dukes beat Magerko led an offensive Johns Mc ipkins University for his final line that helped JMU average home match last weekend, which is a 234.3 rushing yards per game little different from how his career at and helped the team win Ihe Madison started. 2004 Division l-AA National After a successful high school Championahip. career at Strasburg High where he Magerko wai Academic won three state championships. All-Confer- Kibler spent his freshman year EVAN DYSON//i/f p*.»„ ence and re- getting beat repeatedly in the 125- ceived the pound division. He won just three JMU 141 pounder Brian Kibler has moved up two weight classes In his tour years wrestling as a Duke Madison |ohn Kraus times and registered 28 losses. will compete In the CAA Duals this Friday In Fairfax. Memorial "My freshman year I was a start- Award for er when I probably shouldn't have isn't a scholarship sport but the thought of Kibkr began to impmve his junior vear. being the helping him improve. been." Kibler said. quitting never entered his head. the same time Hutchens became the new player who "He's got a better way of explaining Sophomore year, Kibler jumped "It's just something 1 really owed to the coach. Kibler went 7-18 things," Kibler said. "It's easier to pick up beet dem- up two weight classes. wrestling program, because without them, I and began to adjust to onstrated new ways of wrestling from him. Also, our "I knew I couldn't make 125- wouldn't even be here," Kibler said. "1 didn't his new weight c lass builds are about the same. We're not built to "leader- pnunds again and 133 pounds was get into JMU, I was waitlisted. I was actuallv "It was difficult to ship, spirit, brawl, whereas our old coach was. He was the next weight c lass up." Kibler said. C"ng ready to turn in my deposit to Shep- adjust to, but I think built to go in there like a gnz/ly bear and just s« h o I a r - Magerko "I wrestled off in 133 and lost so I [Universityl in West Virginia." it actually fit me bet- ship, work go, whereas me and Coach Hutchens have to lumped up another weight class and Kibler was accepted to JMU after then- let" Kibler said. 'They scrap around." ethic, determination and love won out so I started there. Wrestling wrestling coach Chris Shot called his house were a lot stronger than of the game " Hutchens said, T can't take credit for Bri- up a weight dass is better than being and talked to him about wrestling. Current I w-as, but their style of an's success. It's internal. It comes from all the LeZotte, who led the team a backup in a lower weight class." coach Josh Hutchens couldn't be happier that wrestling fits a BttJe bet- hard work that he's done." with 95 tackles m the 2005 sea- Unfortunately, he didn't have Kibler ended up as a Duke. ter with mine. At 125- Kibler and the rest of the Dukes will head son, tval named the A-10 Con- much more luck in his new weight "He works hard," Hutchens said. "He has pound, everyone is so fereru 1 I k tensive Plaver of the toGeorge Mason Umversit\ this weekend tot class. He only slightly improved his a good attitude and he nist keeps going and quick. At 141-pound, Kibler the Colonial Athletic Ass. mafic m I >uals. Year. He's the first player to sophomore year, going 6-25. doesn't get discouraged. It would have been you still have a lot of "We all go in there and practice every day earn first-team all-league Many people would have very easy after his freshman year to stop. I le quick guys, but I was just as quick as they and work hand." he said. "If we all get on the thrown in the towel at this point es- took a beating freshman and sophomore year, were." same page .it tin- sonic time, we could beet me see AWARDS, page 10 pecially considering that wrestling and that's enough to break some people." Kibler also credits his new coach with a competitor."

AMY PATTERSON/ filephino Madison returns home after defeat Madison freshman tor- for most teams, but at 11-3 overall ward Kleha forward Tamera Young spent home court " Dukes attempt to and 3-2 in the Colonial Athletic most of the first half on the Stokes vies Part of that game plan will in- Association, the Dukes are aim bench with foul trouble. Alex- for a rebound volve negating Towson's potent make up for 'ugly' ing higher. is, struggling with her shot for in JMU's tronlcourt. which consists of 6- "We lost our focus the last win over loss last Sunday most of the night, finished with foot-1-inch forwards Tierra Jack- couple of weeks," Alexis said. four points and JMU, despite a son and Kelly Robinson, both of Northeeetern "We talked a last Friday. career-high 30 points from ju- whom enter Friday's contest av- BY JAMES lRWIN lot in the last Uf—_.._>. nior forward Shirlev Mel all. On Sunday, eraging more than 11 points and couple of days "WIBn 5 lost h5-53. the Dukes fell eight rebounds per game in con- about real,/- Basketball "Losing two games has put ference play. to Hofstra In )umor center Meredith Alexis ing, we have ?r~I—j things back into perspective for The last two tunes DoweM Hempstead, summed up Monday's film re- a bulls-eye on Satun,aI N.Y.. for us," Alexis said. "We can't just and JMU faced each other, the view of the JMU women's b.i*. our backs and Towson at JMU their second walk on the court and expect Dukes held Jackson and Robinson ketball team's 12-point weekend about keeping 7 p m teams to fold." loss In four in check and won The formula loss to Hofstra University with npo Convocation games after One team that certainlv won't will be similar (Ins time Control one word. sure the entire Canter losing only roll out the red carpet for the the paint and hold a rebounding Ugly. game." one game Dukes is Towson University. The edge "It was just ugly," Alexis said. That's been JMU's fatal flaw In their first 7-7 Tigers — a team Alexis called "In the past we've done a de- "We saw what we did wrong and this season. Against Delaware, 11. Stokes Is a potential wildcard in the pre- cent |ob (containing Jackson|," that's the thing about film. You coach Kenny Brooks said the averaging 3.2 season — visit the Convocation Ale.is s.nd "Bveiyone on the take it and learn from it. because Dukes outplayed the Blue Hens points and tenter Friday night itching for team needs to make ■ consdoua it's the truth." for the middle 30 minutes of the 5.4 rebounds payback after being ousted by effort to box out, especially on The truth is the Dukes, after game, but it wasn't enough to In 17.9 min- JMU in the last two conference defense so lhc\ don't get easy op- sprinting to a 9-1 start, have split offset a slow start and poor fin- tournaments utes a game. portunities. Rebounding is a huge their last four games, winning ish. "My class has never lost to factor." two at home and dropping a pair Last Sunday against the low son,' Alexis said. "They're JMU and Towson tip off Fri- on the road to the University of Pride, junior point guard An- going to be out for blood We day at 7 p.m. in the Convocation Delaware and Hofstra. Not bad drea Benvenuto and sophomore need to come out and protect our ( enter. Caite While, Edilor Jill Yaworski, Assistant Editor breeztansltthnrmaiUom A&E arts «.V entertainmenl THE BREEZE I www.ihebreeze.org ITHURSDAY, JAN. 19,200619 REVIEW 'Money' not worth time Entertainment absent from DVD U^ttif features, plot -M ^B ^*^ ■ 4^^^^^UIIIJ)J^_J ■Y LISA RONEY STAFF WHITER

After seeing the trailer for "Two tor the Money" back in August, it looked appealing. I thought it feafl ^H looked really good, but none of my friends would go with me. Turns out. they had the right idea. I even wish I could get back the $3 I paid to rent it. The DVD is so lackluster that it was not worth watching the IT' i ty AMY■ PATERSON//AHO■ nlii,* special features (or the film itself) all the way through. ABOVE: Sophomore Sade Namel (who plays Alice) and sopho- "The Making of" 11-minute more Jackson Thompson (who plays multiple characters) act featurette is extremely unoriginal, out a scene In which Thompson plays a frog. which is odd, considering the plot LEFT: Cast members assemble around Namel, trapping her in of the movie is good, but the people a house. in charge just didn't know what to do with it. An "Insider Interview" with Brandon Link (played by Matthew McConaughey, "Saha- ra" ) the real-life inspiration for the film, also is included on the disc. This 17-minute discussion with a . > man no one really cares about to begin with is way too long-winded and dull. Eight deleted scenes are fea- tured, many of which are, thank- fully, under a minute long. A good portion of them show more events in the early life of Link. Unfortu- watch me nately, not all of Link's childhood 'Alice 'play takes unconventional twist on classic tale as actors play multiple characters, props and teenage memories made it to the cutting room floor. ■v MAYA CANTU the flamboyant — take on multiple As for the film itself, 1 couldn't son), who pops into Alice's psyche at ters The White Knight. The character CONTRIBUTING WRJT£f( characters in a set comprised of no various points throughout the play. (who, horseless, yet mounts Alia -it even get all the way through it. more than a laundry line-like back- Al Pacino ("The Recruit") can- Booker allowed her actors to play one point) also is played by Thomp- "Alice in Wonderland," which is drop of white sheets, black boxes, on their instincts and has a fine visual son. Though puzzlingly clad like a not seem to diversify his roles currently playing at Theatre II, is not a ladder, a chest of props and cos- these days, and it seems like once sense; there's a striking scene where stereotypically gay hairdresser, the what you may expect from a plav based tume pieces; the actors seem like Alice rambles through a forest repre- you've watched one of his mov- on the Lewis Carroll classic. The show actor portrays him with a hilarious rambunctious children playing sented by torn, colored umbrellas (to Don Quixote-like bluster. As h.' ser- ies, you've watched them all. Mc- is a daffy tea party held in a circus ring; dress-up in an attic. senior Evan Montz's lush lighting), Conaughey, try as he might, can't its title character seems caught in a enades Alice on the guitar with one Wonderland's creatures roll, wrig- and the ending of the show has a sad of Carroll's whimsically nonsensu.il even save this film from its pitiful twisted Freudian funhouse. gle, swarm and slither around Alice ethereal beauty. Yet the mad magic of downfall. He was clearly cast in songs, the scene takes off like that Ihe story, made familiar to millions (played by sophomore Sade Namei); Carroll's story sometimes gives way writing desk-esque raven. It also has the lead role to serve the purpose through the original book and numerous among them are senior Kevin Bran- to ovenndulgent broadness as anar- of eye candy, as he doesn't come film and TV versions, is shown through a an unexpected pathos as the Knight son's flashy Cheshire Cat and senior chy breaks loose. Without losing its guides Alice, who longs to be a queen, close to resembling his character's darker looking glass than in the version Anne Paul us' raucously funny Dodo. loose structure, the show could be a real-life counterpart. toward an impossible future. Andre Gregory developed in an improv- In the tea party scene, senior Ali little more focused at times, and even Disturbing as it sometimes is, this The movie is about 25 min- based collaboration with the Manhattan Scheff and junior Lauren Ternll play darker in tone. utes too long and could have been "Alice in Wonderland" suggests that Ensemble. The director, senior Monica the Mad Hatter and The March Hare, "Alice in Wonderland" works an actor's freedom to create is itself auite entertaining, but fell short of Booker, seems to have put her actors respectively. A pnmmer Alice than best when Booker spotlights a few of that expectation. Don't waste your through the same process — to alternate- a vibrant, artistic Wonderland. While Namei's might be shocked to see the the performers at a time and allows not always successful, the Theatre time or money on this one, or else ly fabulous and frustrating results. former friskily spanking the latter. the wondrously fluid interaction you'll fall asleep 15 minutes into it A cast — wearing era-blurring II production should be seen, and is like I did. The story is narrated by Carroll between the actor and his craft to worth a tumble down its unconven- costumes that blend the homey and (played by sophomore Jackson Thomp- emerge. In one scene, Alice encoun- tional rabbit hole. r _pw Prices - Best Food - Low, Low, Low Prices - Best Fa. Movie shows presence of tension societies in the Hollywood Hills. And when Brooks aayi Vn- Brooks's film integrates ous," he's talking about a movie in which his charac- Millinl atiftKE comedy into serious topic ter — again, Albert Bmoks — is asked In Al-|a/eerd to star in a sitcom called 'That Dam Jew." And the first people to see the film were, one would presume, BY JOHN ANDERSON the toughest audience Brooks could have found (540) 568-9899 NnvjDvti "We just got back from Dubai,'' Brooks said, re- ferring to the annual film festival held in the United 103! Port Republic Rd Sun-Thu until 1am LOS ANGELES — The bile alone is enough to Ar.it' Fmirates. "It was the greatest expenence I ever Next to Food Lion & Fri-Sat until 2am * wring a blood-curdling scream out of the politically had — I was frightened out of my mind. We had two correct: "I .ooking for Comedv in the Muslim World." sold-out screenings, with these mixtures of people What are we to think? That mere isn't any? That our — it was like the best screening I've ever had in Man- Islamic brothers and sisters are comedically chal- hattan. I didn't know what would happen. lenged? That the movie is a documentary? A doc it "At the last minute,'' hesaid, "they told me Sheik is not. What has been created by Albert Brooks — he Zayed, the minister of entertainment or culture, or IteMWutCombo of the most famously pained wince since Stan laurel something was flying in to see it and I don't know — is a film comedy with what the National Security what that means, but the festival guy had passed uut, SC1 Chicken Broccoli Agency might call a hidden agenda. he was so excited." And it all worked out. This sheik In the movie — Bntoks' seventh as writer-direc- SC2 Pork, Chicken, Beef or Shrimp Chow Mem liked it that sheik liked it. Even Dubai Crown Prince tor-star — a comedian named Albert Brooks (whom Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum came lo the SC3 Sweet and Sour Chicken we first meet not getting the lead in a Penny Marshall post-screening party. SC4 Sweet and Sour Pork remake of "Harvey") is enlisted by the U.S. govern- "He was like rivis," Brooks said. "You couldn't SC5 Moo Goo Gai Pan ment to find out what makes Muslims laugh. get close to him. He said. 'I heard your movie was • SC6 Chicken with Garlic Sauce FREE DELIVERY Actor-rumed-senator-tumed-Hamet Meieis-coach- very good,' and I thought. He really must have hand • SC7 Hunan Chicken tumed-actor Fred Dalton Thompson {"I'm acting now," lh.it, ..uis.- Iu-,,'rt.nnl\ would have heard theiither he savs. just to clear up any confusion) is heading a SCB Pork with Mixed Vegetables roc a minute, the idea of the movie came true." Limited Area committee that wants to send Albert east — as in India The idea is that we live in a time when a "tension SC9 Mixed Chinese Vegetables Once there, the comedian is to discover what if any- balloon hovers over the world and if s not just here • SC10 Hunan Vegetables $10.00 minimum thing, is connected to the Islamic funny bone. — it's everywhere," Brooks said. "Everywhere people SC11 Chicken with Cashew Nuts "You know, it's MTums and it's not," Brooks said lust want to have a regular life. You know? Either you • SC12 Kung Pao Chicken Flex Accepted over coffee at that least exotic of locations, a Starbucks want to be the attacker, or vou want to be safe." • SC13 Szechuan Chicken SC14 Almond Chicken only (Jjg All come with • SC15Hunan Beef '7th Heaven' TV show without a prayer SC16 Pepper Steak SC17 Beef with Broccoli Vegetable Lo Mein Ratings good, salaries for cast members too high • SCl 8 SzechuanBeet ■Y I is \ OF Mi Hi M s SC19 Jumbo Shrimp with Lobster Sauce down considerably, Ancier said at ma, is as expensive as "7th" but Spring Roll Tin wAsm\on*\ I\->I Winter TV Press lour 2006. SC20 Shrimp with Mixed Vegetables is higher rated and it repeats "In an ideal world, we well, Ancier said. ("7th Heav- • SC21 Hunan Shrimp 8 oz. Plain Fried Rice PASADENA. Calif. — The WB would rather that show not go en" episodes are repeating SC22 Triple Delight is cutting bait on '7th Hr.i.m m away," programming chief Da- poorly this season, which fur- • SC23 General Tso's Chicken and choice of soup: May because the former hit will vid lanollan said. ther brings down ad revenue.) SC24 Sesame Chicken lose about $16 million this season, This got critics to thinking Ancier — the only top di»g of a SC2S Four Seasons network CEO Garth Ancier told about, and fretting over. WB's bniadcast network who is not too Wonton. surprised cribes Monday. other long-running and by now SC26 Pork, Chicken, Beef, or Shrimp LoMein yellow to get up on the stage at a In fact, the pnme-time soap, more expensive shows — "Gilm- press tour and answer questions SC27 Chicken with Vegetables Egg Drop. Marring Stephen Collins as a ore Girls," "Charmed" and "Ever- on the record — went unusually • SC28 Orange Flavored Chicken minister witn a large, very busy wood," to name a few. deep into the economic model * Indicates Spicy (can be altered to taste) family, has been a money loser "Charmed," about three witch behind his network, which has or Hot and Sour for the network for a few sea- sisters, is still a 'really solid per- struggled in the rafangs after a few sons, Ancier said. Like other former, and though it is one of our years of gangbuster growth. much-loved shows, "7th Heav- more expensive shows it's not in This is a tumultuous time for Try Our Chff Specials $7.45 (servedwittiPlanFriedo en" will bite the dust because the territory of 7th,' "(anollari as- television as a medium, and I'm the increasing wage demands sured them. not quite sure what the economics of its expensive cast and crew "We are not losing money ...of it are," he said. slammed up against plummet- on 'Smallville' or 'Everwood' or Technology continues fc> ing ratings and ad revenue. 'Gilmore Girb,"' Ancier chimed in. change our industry. Thanks to But, here's a bit of RIXKI news To be more specific, "Ever- innovabons, you can now watch for "7th" fans: It may nave a re- wood," the network's doc dra- television on your iPod, your PC, mcamabon. Network suits an- ma set in Colorado, is less ex- your cell phone," WB's goodwill waihng for show creator Brenda pensive than "7th Heaven.'' as -niih.iss.ulor. Keith M.m.rr, had Hampton to pitch them a sp- is Uilmore Girls." Amy Sher- said in his traditional WB fan mfl th.it WOUU Ir.Uun- only "7th man-Palladino's chick drama Tour Opening Comedy Bit. Bourbon Chicken Lemon Chicken Amazing Chicken Heaven's" younger and less »-v about a mom and her daughter "Good luck - ¥ft pensiw stars md dmpgf writer who are best pals. "Smallville," o-| 'MO-| 'MOT - poojjseg - saouj MO-J 'MOT 'MOT - pooj get people to watch telex isM, on producers, bringing the costs the Superman teen-angst dra- television sets."

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HOOPS: Men Keel, Freitag named CAA Swimmers of the Week Both JMU an Freitag were women's 800-yard free relay. Keel men's and honored Tuesday. repeated her individual victories to battle Blue women's Keel fin- against the University of Delaware. ■Win team*, ished unde- Freitag won in the 200-yard individu- had members feated in JMU's al medley and the 200-yard breaststroke. Hens at home honored as Co- dual meet He finished first among the lonial Athletic against Rad- four JMU swimmers that swept the HOOPS, from page 8 "We've got to get bet- Association ford Univer- breaststroke event. This is not a good ter at that," Keener said. Swimmers of sity. She won Both teams will head to Old Do- thing. "It's hard to win games the Week. both the 50-and minion University this weekend to Delaware forward with live-ball turnovers junior AI 100-yard free- face the Monarchs. Harding Nana is the and offensively, that's at hson Keel and styles. She also CAA's second-leading the top of our list. Defen- sophomore Bri- Freftag anchored the Keel — from staff reports scorer and top rebounder, sively, if s the half-court .lveraging 20.1 points and defense. 11.7 rebounds a game. "We did a nice |de- "Our scouting re- fensive] job against a CL>rt certainly starts with very talented [George AWARDS: Magerko, LeZotte honored in off-season im, but it doesn't end Masonl team. You hope with him," Keener said. that if you hold your op- AWARDS, from page 8 in NFL history. son with a 7-4 record and missed the "They've got other play- ponent to shooting 29 recognition as a freshman and LeZotte also was named first- playoffs and their shot to repeat as ers, but we need to cover percent and 22 points, sophomore since Boston Univer- team defense by The Sports Net- only two teams from the A-10 gar- him. He can score from you take the lead at the sity's offensive lineman Bob Spei- work, the Walter Camp Founda- nered invites — the University of the inside, mid-range half and we were still ght (1978-'79). tion, Sports Xchange and Football New Hampshire and the University and the outside." down by one. Certainly, At the annual JMU football ban- Gazette. of Richmond. The Dukes also rank though, it was encourag- quet, LeZotte received the Charles While the individual honors are "We had high expectations for the last in turnover margin ing and we've re-com- Haley Most Valuable Defensive nice, LeZotte maintains the team is season." LeZotte said. "We finished (17.5 turnovers a game) mitted ourselves to half- Player Award. Haley, who Ihc award more important. out on a good note, winning the last and assist / turnover ratio court defense." is named after, is a JMU alumnus "Ifs never about the individual three games. You always hope to CAROLYN WALShR//f/e/*nfr> (13.5/17.5), which along The Dukes and Hens who went on to play for the San awards," LeZotte said. "Ifs alt about make the playoffs every year. Unfor- with half-court defense, tip off at 7 p.m. today at Freshman forward Juwann Francisco 49ers and later the Dallas the team awards for me and the wins tunately, we couldn't do that this year, are areas of particular Bob Carpenter/Convo- James Is JMU's leading scorer Cowboys, and has five Super Bowl we put up." but we'll go into next season with the concern cation Center. and rebounder. rings — more than any other player The Dukes finished the 2005 sea- same goal."

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ART EXHIBIT AUTHOR SIGNING BLUES ART EXHIBIT Enjoy pnnt-maker Barbara Gautcher's Local Author John Lamb will autograph cop- Amazing blues guitarist Rory Black View drawings and paintings about "Rela- work at the Oasis Gallery this Thursday ies of his mystery "Echoes of the Lost Order." at will be showcasing his musical talents tionships," by artist Cynthia Greens from 8 a.m. through Sunday. Barnes & Noble on Burgess Road at 5 p.m. at Court Square Theater. Tickets are to 11 p.m. at the Cleo Driver Miller Art Gallery at $15 in advance ($13 for students) and Bridgewater College. POETRY GOOD BEATS $17 at the door ($15 for students). The I Man or read poetry about the inspora- Enjoy good music and good food at The Little show starts at 8 p.m. OPEN DJ tional Martin Luther King Jr. at Taylor Down Grill. The Jan Smith Band will play on stage be- Bring yourown vinyl to the Artful Dodger for Under beginning at 8 p.m. If you have some to ginning at 9 p.m. Cover is $5. YOGA open DJ tonight. share, just show up and read. Relax and enjoy a free yoga class at Cups To Go. The class starts at 10:30 a.m. RICHARD III LATINO MUSIC INTERNATIONAL NIGHT I he Blackfnars Stage Company is present- It's Latino Night at I .a Hacienda. Dance to GROOVIN Enjoy music from around the world at La Ha- ing Shakespeare's Richard HI. Tickets are $10 a "tropical" mix of music like salsa, merengue, Put on your dancing shoes and groove to cienda. Styles of music include hip-hop, techno, at the door. bachata, reggae, cumbia and hip-hop. the sounds of live music or DJ at The Pub. salsa and reggae.

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