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Best UK and Global shipping company to and from the Falkland Islands Call 21833 or email [email protected] Return of the coastels? AN outline planning application submitted to FIG is seeking ap- proval in principle for the siting of a floating accommodation barge in Stanley Harbour. The application, submitted by the Falkland Islands Company, covers two different types of barge in two different sites, but the four options are mutually ex- clusive and, were the proposal to go ahead, only one of the options would be taken forward. One of the barges proposed is a two-storey 108-bed facility, while the other is a six-storey facility with 667 beds. In a press statement released on Wednesday, FIC said that it continues to explore possible op- Above: The proposed theatre, looking north west. Image: One Creative Environments Ltd tions to meet respective expres- sions of interest for provision of accommodation recently released by FIG and Premier Oil. “These KEMH theatre planning options include land and sea based solutions and in prepara- tion for possible future tender situations The Falkland Islands decision deferred Company are in the process of The Planning & Building Com- building, and therefore “it is not Penguin News, Ms Clausen ex- submitting a number of outline mittee last week deferred plan- unreasonable for an extension to pressed concern that more “fit- planning applications to FIG,” ning approval for the installation have a modern design. ting” options hadn’t been put for- said the statement, which went of a new modular theatre suite af- “The operating theatre serves a ward to the Committee. on to stress that “all of these op- ter complaints were raised that the specific functional purpose - it is Ms Clausen stressed that she tions would not be required.” proposed building is not in keep- not unreasonable for the design to supported the medical imperative Premier Oil, which recently ing with the general and historic reflect this. While a sloping roof for a new theatre, but questioned invited expressions of interest architecture of the central Stanley would have some visual benefits, why “Government think its right for accommodation solutions, Conservation Zone. any contrived solution would to justify this block-like flat-roof yesterday released a statement The Committee requested that likely have a visual impact on architecture because ‘there are noting that private entities are the applicant, the Public Works neighbours and the Conservation other flat roofs in Central Stan- free to make planning applica- Department, re-submit the ap- Area,” read the paper, noting that ley’,” adding that the proposal tions in support of solutions. The plication to its October meeting there are already other flat roofs in is in “total disregard” to the ac- statement nonetheless empha- with further architectural options the hospital grounds and Conser- tual look of the conservation area. sised that, “Premier has not addressing the concerns, such as vation Zone. It was also noted that “My question would be: why endorsed any solution,” adding, the addition of a pitched roof or the requirement for pitched roofs have a historical conservation “selection of the preferred solu- colour schemes matching the cur- in the zone only applied to com- area if our own government has tion will consider a number of rent buildings. mercial buildings. no respect for it?” factors including Health, Safety According to the paper put for- Objections Ms Clausen also acknowledged and Environmental; commercial; ward by the Head of Planning and Objections were lodged by area that the hospital complex is a technical and local content - we Building Services, Graeme Law, resident Andrea Clausen, whose modern building, but noted that will commence the formal tender the unit will be part of the hos- house is adjacent to the proposed when it was built in the eighties it process to select a preferred solu- pital, which is in itself a modern development site. Speaking to was done so at great expense tion in due course.” continued on page 3 Friday Saturday Sunday Weekend 3C 5C 4C Sleet, moderate gale Showers, fresh to Showers and sunny weather from South West strong breeze from South West patches Page 2 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Tribute paid to Falklands’ Chilean community at Independence Day reception

DELICIOUS Chilean delicacies were served at a reception at Govern- ment House on Tuesday in honour of the Falklands Chilean Community and to celebrate Chilean Independ- ence Day Chilean nationals make up 5% of the Falklands population according to the last census. Acting Gover- nor Alex Mitham made a speech paying tribute to the valuable role the Chileans play in supporting the Falklands Community. The Leyton family in beautiful traditional Chilean costume

Sun and sea for Lee and Tracy

IT was a beautiful white wed- lounge suits with navy blue ties. ding for Lee Beckett and Tracy The wedding took place at Jaffray last Saturday, when they the north end of the beach and were joined in matrimony on then it was a quick glass of bub- the sunlit sands of Surf Bay. bly, and off to Malvina House The happy couple, who were Hotel with close family and accompanied by their children friends, followed by a reception Jayden and Elliah, were mar- from 7pm until late. ried by Simon Young and the Parents of the bride John and witnesses were Mandy and Si- Janet would like to say thank mon Ford. you to all who came and helped Petite Tracy was lovely in celebrated Tracy and Lee’s her white full-length fitted wedding (and Jayden and El- dress with fishtail, and lace cap liah) on Saturday. Janet said: “It sleeves. Elliah also wore white couldn’t have been a better day, while Lee and Jayden wore thank you one and all.” Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 3 60 years married and party time for Rex and Heather FALKLANDS couple Heather and Rex Mckay celebrated their Diamond wedding anniversary on September 13. The pair were married in 1958 by Reverend Forest McWhan at the Tabernacle. At their wedding the brides- Museum is maids were Heather’s sister Jill McLaren (now Gilbert) and travellers’ Evelyn McKay (now Elliott) and best man was Rudy Clarke. Rex top choice and Heather’s wedding was fol- THE Historic Dockyard Museum lowed by a reception in Hardy’s has won a Traveller’s Choice Tearooms and a dance in the Award after being voted in Town Hall. the top 25 museums in South In celebration of their anniver- America for 2018. sary the couple’s daughter Trudi Winning this award is the high- Pettersson arranged a party in the est honour TripAdvisor can give; Narrows Bar last Thursday. There so based on reviews and opinions was a delicious selection of food from millions of travellers, they and Myriam Booth played music are in the top 1% of attractions so everyone could get up and worldwide dance. Above: Rex and Heather happy One visitor on TripAdvisor Heather and Rex would like together after 60 years. Left: Rex said: Brilliant place to visit. We to thank everyone who sent and Heather at their wedding in were down in the Falklands in messages, came to the party and 1958 May and went to visit the New helped make their day special. Falklands Museum . What an update from the old place, lots of interesting exhibits, wildlife , KEMH theatre planning decision deferred and historic way of life as well as Continued from front page: tioning plant, which will be sited buildings (the prison is yet an- presenting the impact to life the “to reflect the architecture of 5-10 metres from the adjacent other perfect example). Surely 1982 War. Very helpful staff,and Stanley - colourful, wriggly tin, property, “will be no greater than there are other areas that could be gifts of postcards, paintings and irregular roof structures etc. what is already in existence from considered, such as the “old print trinkets for the tourist to take “This extension will be an eye- the current KEMH [air condition- shop” or the “reservoir” land, that home with them to the rest of the sore (it looks exactly like a con- ing] plant,” adding that its normal is no longer a reservoir on the world to see how the Falkland tainer park) if it proceeds as is and running levels will be of around west side of Reservoir Road” Islanders have lived in the South will degrade the very nature of 45dBa, and will only climb to Asked why that site had been Atlantic for over 200 years .Well Stanley which tens of thousands 70dBa at peak level running chosen above others, Director worth two hours of your time.” of tourists come to see every times. of Public Works Colin Summers year.” In her letter Ms Clausen em- said the decision was based on In addition to concerns over phasised her support for KEMH flow of patients from wards and the building’s aesthetic integra- expansion, but questioned wheth- diagnostic units, adding that part tion, Ms Clausen also expressed er other sites were not more ap- of the brief required the unit to be concern over the possible noise propriate, “we don’t understand on the same level and to a main- pollution from the site, crowd- the persistent way in which FIG tain “clean” flow of patients that ing out of residential buildings in wants to overcrowd central Stan- does not provide sources of con- the area, overshadowing from the ley with large emergency service tamination. proposal, and loss of green space contrary to planning policy which restricts developments to 25% of the site they are built on. Speaking to Penguin News, Mr Law said that as with pitched Ascension roofs, the 25% limit only applies to residential developments. runway works In a letter outlining her con- cerns Ms Clausen noted the prox- will go ahead imity of the facility to her home, A SPOKESPERSON for British “whilst there has clearly been an Forces South Atlantic Islands has effort to not overshadow and over dismissed stories that plans to re- crowd our home entirely (we note furbish Ascension Island runway the southern wall will be in line are not to go ahead. with the existing KEMH building The spokesperson told Penguin southern wall), but this extension News on Thursday: “The com- is going to be just 2.5 meters from mercial process is ongoing for the our boundary [and] extending to runway resurfacing works at As- a height of 7m, so there will be cension which is led by the US. some degree of overshadow.” “This is a lengthy and complex Ms Clausen further expressed process which will not see the concern regarding the noise levels RAF utilising the runway at of the new unit. MEMBERS of Legislative Assembly Stacy Bragger and Mark Ascension until at least 2020. A noise assessment submit- Pollard are the Falklands representatives at the Conservative However the plan to go back ted by architects One Creative and Labour Party Conferences in Liverpool and Birmingham to using Ascension remains Environments Ltd to support the this year. Above: The pair this week with Sir Simon McDonald, unchanged as soon as resurfacing application states that the noise Permanent Under Secretary at the Foreign and Commonwealth. work is complete.” level of the proposed air condi- Picture FIGO Page 4 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 contact and get a response from MoD statements Ecolog to a proposed winter price As I see it... alteration submitted in March in false says Tim one product for the then current Roddy Cordeiro I MUST respond to two false 2017-18 season to come into ef- Deputy Editor statements made by the MOD fect June 1. No reply was ever spokesperson on your front page received; other than notice in late I’M not a big fan of horror movies and books but for one writer: May that the 2017-18 contract Stephen King. Not only is he an economical and deliberate writer last week. 1. Their statement that BFSAI was to cease as it was too costly. (not that you’d notice it from his tendency to churn out 800 page I am amazed to learn that my behemoths), but for all his murderous clowns and kitten zombies were made aware on May 10 2018, that we had lost the contract tender was formally rejected May he also has a chilling ability to tap into the all-too-real capacity for 10; five weeks before it was re- horror of the human soul. with Ecolog for 2018/19. Facts show that we only first ceived. One such story is Hearts in Atlantis, a mini-book within the As regards the final statement larger tome of the same name. The story takes us to a nondescript received the tender application offer on June 11 – and submitted by BFSAI that they look forward college town in Maine, where first year undergrads living in the to working with Stanley Growers same accommodation block take to the card game of Hearts. Before the completed application on June 14 and received confirmation of for the 2019-20 season... may I long, the game gains in popularity, taking up their every spare and say that in 30 years Stanley Grow- not-so-spare moment. Their obsession with the seemingly harmless receipt from Ecolog shortly after. 2. Their statement that despite ers has never knowingly entered game becomes an invisible monster of their own human making; into a supply contract with an pulling more and more unsuspecting students into its ravenous circle further negotiations with us no agreement could be found. organisation they do not trust, a and dragging them out of lectures, exams and, ultimately, university policy they will continue. itself. Again false – The truth is there were no such communications Tim Miller I first read that book when I was in my mid-twenties, by which Stanley Growers time there were already several years between me and the last of my between Stanley Growers and academic endeavours. Even then, the story rang uncomfortably true. Ecolog at any time. It struck me that throughout my studies I had, through one distrac- Indeed we had great difficulty tion or another, teetered on the edge of academic collapse more in contacting Ecolog at all during With sadness times than I had realised. July to try and find out the tender DEAR Falklands I was this week reminded of one of those distractions, and al- result. It is with great sadness that we, though my academic record owes it no gratitude, I still remember it Finally contact was achieved the Trustees and Volunteers, of quite fondly. It was during sixth form, when one of my roommates and a deadline date August 10 the South Yorkshire Aircraft Mu- salvaged a Super Nintendo console, or SNES, from a local car-boot agreed as crops were growing seum in Doncaster, heard about sale. The SNES was something of a generation-defining console for on. This deadline date passed by the passing of Ellen Davis. those of us who came of age in the 90s, and although it had been in dead silence. On August 17 I It is only recently that she superseded by two newer iterations by 1998, it was to us as the emailed Ecolog and was advised visited our museum, a large part Spectrum was to 80s kids. that London and Falklands were of which is dedicated to the liber- One of the games that came with this console was the Nintendo having difficulties in communi- ation of the Islands in 1982. She classic Super Mario Kart. It proved a hit throughout the whole floor; cating the tender and please could attended with one of our regular teams and players were chosen; knockout charts drawn up, and at I extend the deadline to the 20th. visitors from 3 Para, a veteran of times the whole floor would gather behind whichever two gamers Ecolog replied on August 20 that 1982, who introduced her to sev- were furiously hammering the controllers as beads of sweat formed MoD London and MoD Falklands eral of the trustees and volunteers on their furrowed brows were still having difficulties in at the Museum. The glory of Mario Kart is that it became the great leveller. It communicating to discuss and She was most complimentary didn’t matter how confident or socially inept someone was once finalise their study of our tender about our displays and we are they took the controller in their hands; you could get the measure of and sought another 48hr exten- pleased to know that she was able a man by his reaction to losing the podium to a red shell on the last sion! to see it in her final weeks. lap (if that’s too obscure a reference, think of those poor marathon Finally on August 22, not May Our very sincere condolences runners who trip over in the last few yards and narrowly lose out on 10, I was notified of the total re- to all her family and friends, our victory, that’s the kind of devastation we’re talking about). jection of my tender for 2018- thoughts are with you all. This all may appear indulgently niche and nerdy, but I am sure 2019. Alan Beattie, Chairman, on that many people that, like myself, came of age in the 90s have During April and May I was behalf of all at SYAM similar happy memories of that game. The reason I’m dealing with attempting without any success to it in this column is that the game was in the news for all the wrong reasons this week. According to a book by Stormy Daniels, the Argentina:Tantrums and denials adult entertainer that Trump paid off to silence, part of Mr Trump’s ARGENTINE politician Jorge having a stormy time of it. anatomy has a more than passing resemblance to one of the game’s Argüello is positively incensed by Mrs De Kirchner, who is fac- characters: Toad. a competition that offers winners ing fraud charges related to her The game character in question an anthropomorphised toadstool, the chance of an all-expenses paid time as President, said she never and you don’t need me to repeat Ms Daniels’ grisly descriptions to week-long visit to the Falklands. received corrupt payments and realise that the comparison was not a generous one. The upshot of The competition aimed at univer- challenged investigators to scour this likeness is that the game has been ruined for a whole generation; sity students in South America her home region of Patagonia a cornerstone of our happy memories is now tainted with Ms Daniels has been running for a number if they believed she had hidden unfortunate choice of simile. of years but for the first time this cash, a day after she was indicted But the real and more serious upshot is that this is what the world year included Argentina. on graft charges. has become; the same Presidential office that shipped troops across Mr Argüello represents the Par- She said: “They can dig up all the Atlantic to fight in two world wars has sunk to this circus. liamentary Monitor for the Falk- of Patagonia, but they will nev- That sort of story being par for the course elsewhere, it’s reassur- lands in Argentina and is Argen- er find anything because I never ing that political discussion here still focuses on things that matter. tina’s former UN representative. received any illicit money,” the Granted, some issues take up more time in public meetings than On Wednesday Mr Argüello statement said, citing official al- their importance merits, but from a Penguin News point of view it’s raised a note to the Undersec- legations that cash was kept in reassuring we’ve never had to report on a tell-all book comparing retary of ‘Malvinas’, Antarctica underground vaults at her private anyone in Government to videogame characters. and South Atlantic, Maria Teresa residence or hidden in containers Maybe we should make more of that. Getting anywhere near ears Kralikas, “in rejection of the ad- in the southern Argentina coun- that matter will be hard at this year’s Party Conferences, and I don’t vances that the British are making tryside. envy the MLAs and FIG representatives that will have to try and do to introduce the illegitimate is- Federal Judge Bonadio said in just that. Perhaps, however, in this, the age of the great political om- land government in relations with the indictment that officials had nishambles, the fact that the Falklands have emerged as a relatively South American countries.” found empty vaults under the mature democracy will provide a refreshing story to hear. He said: “This unexpected in- house, but no money. vitation has the clear intention of Mrs De Kirchner is accused of Colour Black and White undermining the legitimate and heading a network in which offi- Full page £215 Advertise with Full page £125 tireless claim of sovereignty that cials in her administration forci- Half page £113 Half page £70 we have been making on the Is- bly took bribes from construction Quarter page £62 Penguin News lands.” companies in exchange for public [email protected] Quarter page £42 1/8th page £32 1/8th page £22 Former Argentine president works contracts. Cristina de Kirchner has also been (Info MP) Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 5

Peale’s dolphin and Dusky’s dolphin Member of the Legislative Assembly Stacy Bragger shares A rather surprising intruder a glimpse into his THE Dolphins of the Kelp project observe the presence of a distinc- present in the nearshore waters working week had an unexpected treat in July tive notch on the dorsal fin. This year-round so the presence of the when a surprising (but welcome) discovery allows easy identifica- Dusky’s came as quite a surprise. A PUBLIC meeting was held last intruder crossed their watery path tion from the surface. With this Dolphin classifications week to outline the upcoming On July 26 the scientific team additional information we were The Peale’s dolphin holds a childcare legislation and national were out at sea for their winter able to check our previous en- peculiar taxonomic status (classi- minimum standards. There was season survey off Black Point, counters with Peale’s dolphins fication) as its genus Lagenorhyn- a good attendance at the meeting Kidney Cove on East Falklands. and we discovered that this indi- chus is likely an artificial genus and hopefully it highlighted the Along with their usual research vidual has been observed before. and most species included are huge amount of work that both activities, they were testing a new The first time was in June 2017 probably not so closely-related to the nurseries and the Education trick to track the dolphins while and then again until July 2018.” any of the others. Department are doing in advance shooting underwater videos. They also had the opportunity It is likely that future taxonom- of the legislation hopefully being Team member Marcello Caz- to collect a small sample of skin ic works relying on genetic stud- approved in the next couple of zolla said: “Back at the office, we from the Dusky’s dolphin. ies will provide a revision of the months. There will be a further checked the new device’s record- Marcello said: “The analyses of genus Lagenorhynchus. The ge- public workshop in early October ed footage of what we had be- the genetic material will give us nus currently includes at present where relevant issues related to lieved had been a group of Peale’s further insights on this individual. six species worldwide. the project will be discussed and dolphins and one Dusky’s dolphin Why would a Dusky’s dolphin be Other than the Peale’s dolphin explored. clearly appeared in the underwa- within a population of Peale’s? there are: the Atlantic White-sided MLAs met last week with the ter video.” We are open to potential hypoth- dolphin (Lagenorhynchus acutus) Chamber of Commerce Board The surprise was that normally eses: occasional visits in more inhabits cold temperate to subpo- which was then followed by only Commerson’s and Peale’s protected bays, a loner individual lar waters of the North Atlantic; an open session with Chamber dolphins are the species regularly adopted by a different species, a the White-beaked dolphin (La- members. One issue discussed present in the nearshore waters hybrid individual born to two dif- genorhynchus albirostris) that is was the Community Develop- year-round. ferent species? The results of the the most northerly member of the ment Scheme and possible ways Dusky’s are generally found project on genetics, site fidelity genus and populates cold temper- it could be developed. A substan- over the continental shelf and and social structure of the popula- ate to subpolar waters of the North tial amount of money is allocated slope rather than in nearshore wa- tion could shed some light on this Atlantic; the Hourglass dolphin to the CDS annually and it is ters where the Peale’s more often amazing sighting.” (Lagenorhynchus cruciger) that always underspent. A consulta- is (or is associated with), none- The Project is distributed in the higher lati- tion period on the CDS will take theless Peale’s and Dusky’s have The Dolphins of the Kelp is a tudes of the southern oceans; the place in the coming weeks which been observed together as they Darwin+ funded project led by Pacific White-sided dolphin (La- should result in an improved mostly share their geographic the South Atlantic Environmental genorhynchus obliquidens) that is scheme being relaunched in the ranges. Institute (SAERI) targeting two found in temperate waters of the near future. The two species are difficult to species of dolphins inhabiting North Pacific; and the Dusky’s The Falkland Islands has been differentiate from the surface be- the coastal waters of the Falkland dolphin (Lagenorhynchus obscu- well-represented at the Expo cause they have similar coloration Islands: Commerson’s (Cepha- rus) that is widespread throughout Prado show in Uruguay. By all pattern and size. lorhynchus commersonii) and the southern hemisphere. accounts our presence there has From underwater footage how- Peale’s (Lagenorhynchus austra- Thank you been very successful in promot- ever, the difference is evident, in lis) dolphins. The team express their thanks to ing the Falklands. The rather particular the Peale’s head and The project has been under- Darwin+ and FIG for the funding feeble protest at the stand also al- face is mainly dark while the taking pioneering research to es- and their partners Shallow Marine lowed the Penguin News team to Dusky’s is whiter with the tip of tablish baseline data on species Survey Group (SMSG), Falkland write an article with an astound- the rostrum black and a dark line abundance, distribution, natural Conservation (FC), Grant Munro ing number of synonyms. connecting the eye to the pectoral history, and genetic diversity. and Austral Biodiversity ltd, Or- I have begun working on a fin. Commerson’s and Peale’s are the egon State University, and Uni- programme for a Falklands Par- Marcello explained: “From the only dolphin species regularly versity of St Andrews. liament Week in November. The video underwater we could also aim is to have a series of events to promote engagement with local politics and we will look Stunning whale stamps from South Georgia to hold a number of different A STUNNING set of stamps enti- forums to do that. I hope to be tled South Georgia & South Sand- able to circulate a programme for wich Islands Migratory Species has the week next month and hope- been designed by Andrew Robinson fully we can get a wide range of and published by Pobjoy Mint. people to take part. The Blue Whale Balaenoptera mus- Mark Pollard and I set off this culus and Humpback Whale Meg- week for the party conferences. aptera novaeangliae are beautifully I am really looking forward displayed in the set of four stamps. to what should be a busy and South Georgia and South Sandwich productive three-week trip. It Islands Migratory Species is one of a is obviously a very interesting complimentary suite of stamps being time in UK politics and it will issued in 2018 by British Overseas be fascinating to see what the Territories including Ascension atmosphere is like at the two Island, British Antarctic Territory, conferences. We’ll be working the Falkland Islands and Tristan da hard to promote the Falklands Cunha. and to raise awareness of our Brexit issues. Page 6 Penguin News, September 21, 2018

LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY ORDER PAPER Food & Homeware Hampers THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER 2018, 09.00am COURT & ASSEMBLY CHAMBERS, STANLEY Available all year round at (Members of the public wishing to attend should be seated no W.A. Thorpe & Sons Ltd, St later than 08.50hrs) Helena Island 1. Prayers Step 1: See our pricelist 2. Confirmation of the Record of Legislative Assembly held on 30 August 2018 http://www.thorpes.sh/catalogue/ 3. Papers to be Laid on the Table by the Honourable Chief Exec- Step 2: Order with [email protected] utive 4. Questions for Oral Answer Step 3: Pay into our Bank of St Helena or UK account Question Number 22/18 by the Honourable Leona Roberts Step 4: We deliver free on St Helena Island Would the Hon Barry Elsby please inform the House what, if any, steps are being taken to provide single person or low-cost units in Can enclose a card with your future housing developments? message Question Number 23/18 by the Honourable Leona Roberts Would the Hon Barry Elsby please advise what practical guidance is available to individuals buying building plots from FIG? £5 or £10 Thorpe’s Gift vouchers Question Number 24/18 by the Honourable Teslyn Barkman also available I understand that as part of the referendum on constituency next year a programme of work will be scheduled to demonstrate the risks and benefits associated. Can the Attorney General please re- The ideal gift across the miles assure this House that the scope of work will include consultation on what questions have caused the referendum, and respond with all ways these questions can be answered? I ask to reassure listeners that when risks and benefits are pre- sented by FIG it’s done wholly impartially, and doesn’t present a single constituency as the only answer some of the issues people may have. 5. Motions STANLEY Motion Number 28 of 2018 by the Honourable Dr Barry Elsby That this House notes the comments and recommendations of the GARDEN Public Accounts Committee in respect of: Internal Audit Follow Up Report 1/18 – Stanley Leisure Centre Internal Audit Follow Up Report 3/18 – Power & Electrical CENTRE and in accordance to the Public Accounts Ordinance 2009, clause from this weekend 14 (1) a written response is required to be submitted to the Legis- lative Assembly by the Governor within six months. Seed Potatoes – Tomato Plants - Salad Leaf Pots Motion Number 29 of 2018 by The Honourable Roger Spink This House approves the recommendations of the Report of the Lots of garden tools from British Bulldog and Statute Law Commissioner on application of United Kingdom Laws for the month of August 2018 submitted under section 25 of Kent & Stowe the Law Revision and Publication Ordinance 2017. Masses of pots and planters Motion Number 30 of 2018 by The Honourable Leona Roberts This House supports the Wise Waste group in its ambitions to en- Alko Garden Rotovators are back in courage responsible consumer behaviour, with particular focus on reducing single-use plastics and improving management of waste in the Falkland Islands and acknowledge its wish to apply for the In our Farm Produce Shop international Plastic Free Communities Award. FALKLANDS leeks Sprouting broccoli spears 6. Portfolio Reports Green stringless beans • The Hon Roger Edwards Cucumbers • The Hon Roger Spink Lettuces and mixed leaves 7. Order of the Day: Bills Spring onions Parsley • Retirement Pensions (Amendment) Bill 2018 • Supplementary Appropriation (2018-2019) Bill 2018 Sun-Tue-Wed-Fri-Sat 2.00 – 4.30pm 8. Motion for Adjournment CLOSED MONDAY & THURSDAY Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 7 Memory Walk for Dementia awareness WHAT is the first word or phrase as my elderly family members retirement but, instead, every day Dementia Facts: that pops into your head when you were affected by dementia. Even is a struggle. Dementia is a term used to de- hear the word dementia? 15 years ago there was not the I want to support the memory scribe different brain disorders Chances are it was negative. support/understanding available walk to increase awareness of de- that affect memory, thinking, be- You haven’t done anything wrong to people living with dementia mentia so that we all know how haviour and emotion. by using negative words, the that there is today and the strain we can support, not only those • Early symptoms of dementia words you have come up with re- on the family was huge. It has closest to us, but people in the can include memory loss, diffi- flect how society views dementia had a huge impact on my career as wider community. I’d also like to cultly performing familiar tasks, and shows how important it is that I have worked to promote demen- see more funds directed towards problems with language and we work to change perceptions tia friendly practices wherever I research so that hopefully this changes in personality. and address the fear and stigma of have worked. Going forward, I debilitating condition can be pre- • There is currently no cure for dementia. would like to see a world where vented.” dementia, but support is available. As a first step on Sunday Sep- people living with dementia can Rachel Williamson • Dementia knows no social, tember 30 a walk is being organ- live within and be supported by [email protected] economic, or ethnic boundaries. ised to raise awareness of demen- the whole community.” “I am aware both personally • Alzheimer’s disease is the tia. Karen Rimicans and professionally of the impact most common cause of dementia. Members of the public of all [email protected] that dementia has on people, fam- Other causes include vascular dis- ages (children under the age of “I want to support the memory ilies and the wider community as ease, dementia with Lewy bodies 12 are to be supervised by an walk as dementia affects all our both of my parents were affected and fronto-temporal dementia. adult) are invited to meet at the lives. I see families, carers and by dementia in different ways • There are currently estimat- Jetty Visitor Centre at 12:45 with neighbours challenged with car- during their latter years and I’ve ed to be over 46 million people the walk setting off at 13:00 and ing for a loved one with demen- seen a noticeable increase in pa- worldwide living with dementia. heading west along Ross Road, tia. It can feel like a very lonely tients affected during the course The number of people affected is veering left up Thatcher Drive be- journey but, it need not be a of my career. set to rise to over 131 million by fore being served refreshments at lonely journey for the person There have been improvements 2050. the KEMH Day Centre. who has dementia or for their in care, understanding, knowl- • There is one new case of de- There is no charge for the walk carers. Awareness is crucial, talk- edge and support available for mentia worldwide every three but donations will be accepted for ing about it, learning what can be people affected. If we can inform seconds. a dementia charity, and the public done across our community and people this will reduce fear, stig- • The worldwide costs of de- is invited to wear an item of blue what we all can do to improve ma etc and that, I feel, is the way mentia are estimated at US$818 clothing to demonstrate support the lives of people living with de- forward. We are in a unique situa- billion. As a result, if dementia of the cause. mentia and carers is important. It tion where we as a small commu- care were a country, it would be The organisers would be de- could be as simple as offering to nity can get huge public involve- the world’s 18th largest economy. lighted if other groups around make some time to visit and have ment to improve lives.” If it were a company, it would be the Islands would like to organise a cup of tea with a person living Contact the world’s largest by annual rev- their own walks. with dementia, allowing a full If anyone has any queries enue exceeding Apple (US $742 The organisers would like to time carer valuable time to go to please contact any of the organ- billion) and Google (US $368 bil- share their reasons for getting in- the shops without the worry. isers by email as per addresses lion). volved: On a personal level, my mother above or on 28049. Lisa Martin was diagnosed with dementia. [email protected] Over the years, there were many “I’d never really given demen- very good times with Mum and tia much thought until I started some not so good times. Sharing working with the Community experiences and learning with Job Vacancy Support Team. Through work others is an important way of cop- I’ve met and interacted with some ing. Carers need support.” of our community who have de- Louise Taylor, Customer Support Assistant mentia. It’s easy to see the impact [email protected] this condition has on their lives “I hadn’t really realised how Sure South Atlantic Ltd have a vacancy within its Networks Team for a and that of their families. We’ve damaging dementia can be un- Customer Support Assistant who will, amongst other duties, undertake a had training about how to make til it happened to my mum. She watch keeping role within the organisation. life easier for those with demen- has early onset dementia and it’s tia which is really useful but it’s devastating to see how she can The duties of the Customer Support Assistant include being first point of really important to support indi- no longer cope with simple, eve- contact for customers calling the Helpdesk, carrying out routine network viduals and their carers too.” ryday tasks and the huge effect it monitoring, fault logging, responding to and recording fault reports and Lara McToal, has had on her life and my dad’s, maintenance of records. Previous experience working in a telecoms [email protected] who is now her main carer. They environment will be an advantage, and good communication and customer “As a young person I watched should be enjoying a well-earned service skills are essential.

This position requires the successful candidate to be part of small team that work a 24 hour shift system.

An excellent benefits package is offered which includes a competitive salary, pension scheme, incentive scheme and generous annual leave entitlement. For more information contact Rob Hoy or for a copy of the job description and an application form contact Donna Henry on 20878, free phone 131 or email [email protected]

Applications should be sent by email or post to Donna Henry, Finance Manager, Sure, Ross Road, Falkland Islands.

Closing date for applications is: noon on Tuesday 2nd October 2018. Join the Memory Walk Page 8 Penguin News, September 21, 2018

A stroll down Memory Lane

25 years ago were stolen. created for a greater sharing of ex- nity Education and Training post THREE sheep who fell over The store’s security cameras pertise, particularly in specialist will bring greater cohesion and the seawall at Stanley on Thurs- were not operating at the time areas, so that the needs of all chil- cooperation between the Leisure day morning were later spotted of the break-in but FIC manager dren who show talent and attitude Centre and the provision of af- trapped and huddled together be- Terry Spruce confirmed that they in particular areas can be fostered ter school activities and evening side the public jetty. Police were will now be looking to record in and developed. Currently, such classes, the holiday programmes called and Timmy Bonner and all FIC departments. provision is available in music and potential developments as- Arthur Turner came to the rescue. Police were called immediately and physical education only. sociated with youth work,” ex- One animal was caught by Arthur, after the burglary was discovered Mrs Booth described teach- plained Mrs Booth. who went down to the beach in a and they are now inquiring into ing as a difficult job, adding that bid to lift the sheep up and pass the incident. it is important that staff remain 7 years ago them to Timmy on the wall. With the election less than four motivated. She said that one way His Excellency the Governor Ni- Meanwhile the other two head- weeks away Penguin News de- to achieve this is to have a clear gel Haywood hosted members of ed off in the other direction and cided to take to the streets to find career structure “so that those the Chilean community at a re- after a couple of runs up and down out which main issues the public with ambitions have an opportu- ception at Government House on the beach, found their way out and think will be brought up by can- nity to develop relevant skills and Wednesday evening. trotted onto Ross Road. They then didates in their election speeches. then seek promotion to posts with In a speech to guests he noted visited the cathedral and Whale- More then 50% of those asked greater responsibility. that Chileans played an important bone Arch before Arthur and considered Argentina to be a lead- “At present there is no career part in the Islands’ social and eco- Timmy were able to catch them ing issue. “How candidates see structure for staff in Falkland Is- nomic life. and escort them to their original our relationship with Argentina is lands schools,” said Mrs Booth. He said: “It was wonderful, destination, the butchery. bound to be the main point,” com- The new staff structure would for example, to see players from Thieves struck twice last week- mented Annie Chater. combine primary and Camp edu- Chilean backgrounds represent- end, breaking into one of the “It’s going to be interesting to cation under the one headteacher, ing the Falklands at the recent Is- Falkland Islands Company stops see if there’s any mention from community education and train- land Games.” and a public works store. anyone about whether it’s perhaps ing under another, secondary Mr Haywood added: “The his- The burglars, who appear to time to change things slightly.” education under another and all, toric links between the UK and have known what they were after, Annie felt that oil would be along with the leisure centre man- Chile go back over 200 years to stole £500 worth of Land Rover well up on the agenda. “They ager, would be answerable to an Chile’s independence.” spares from Megabid. should be beginning to form clear Executive Headteacher/Assistant Governor Haywood said it was The burglary is believed to ideas about how oil should be de- Director. natural to have a strong relation- have taken place on Saturday veloped, should it be found. We The Executive Headteacher ship with a good neighbour. night, and was noticed by Meg- shouldn’t wait until it’s discov- will work directly below the Di- “We particularly value the links abid workers when they turned in ered to decide what we want to be rector of Education who stresses we have developed with Puntas on Monday morning done with it. We should be formu- that with this system should any- Arenas, which provides us with The thieves broke into a Work- lating ideas now.” one leave their post, whether per- important air and shipping links,” shop Store by forcing open a door The third main issue was likely manently or for a short period, he said. in an adjoining Portakabin. When to be fisheries, she believed, as there is someone who can step in President Cristina Fernandez they left, the door was wedged this is still our “main income get- and continue their work without de Kirchner has told the United closed again. ter.” causing disruption. Nations it will suspend the Falk- “They appear to have known John Rowland, however, felt Mrs Booth said the propos- lands/Chile airlink if the UK what they were looking for,” that the issue of sovereignty had als do not reduce the number of does not come to the negotiating commented construction superin- been washed out and that unem- teaching posts available, but they table. MLA Jan Cheek said “It’s tendent Ron Buckett. “The items ployment should be the top issue. do “configure the responsibilities clearly a threat and we are expect- stolen could almost have been a “There should be no unemploy- in a different way.” ing more in the lead up to the Ar- list of spares for a general Land ment in a place like this,” he said. The only extra post to be cre- gentine elections ... I think if she Rover overhaul.” “We should grab it and sort it out ated is that of an Education Wel- went through with it, it would be Megabid is the Construction while we can.” fare Officer who will be attached an act of desperation ... it would and Plant division of the Public Said Shirley Peck: “Well, to the Special Educational Needs also harden Falkland Islanders’ Works Department, and also pro- they’ll all chant out that bit about unit which will allow for more ef- attitudes towards Argentina.” vides spares for PWD vehicles. not speaking to Argentina, think- fective home/school liaison and Governor Nigel Haywood said The group of Potakabins and ing it will win them votes.” support. “Much of the language used in the Pakaway buildings is a couple of “I think the problem of unem- “The Headteacher for Commu- speech is familiar.” miles out of Stanley and though ployment will be talked about,” gates to the area are locked at said Vanda Johnson. “That’s re- night, gaining entrance is not too ally important now.” difficult. Goose Green school teacher Some workers found what they Des O’Shea ranked unemploy- believe to be fresh tracks to the ment, oil and Argentina as the east of Megabid, indicating that leading issues. He also mentioned the thieves may have driven over the growing problem of alcohol- a wire fence to get in and out. ism in Stanley’s youth. Though the spares have serial numbers, recognising them would 12 years ago not be an easy job. A new staffing structure for the The second break-in occurred Infant and Junior School and at FIC Homecare last weekend Falkland Islands Community between Friday afternoon and School will bring together under Saturday morning. one management structure the The thieves entered the store separately managed units that ex- by way of a skylight in the roof, ist at present. causing £95 worth of damage. Director of Education Barbara They then made their way Booth put the proposal, which has down by using the tresses in the the support of Legislative Coun- roof to the store floor. cillors to the Education Depart- The intruders got away with ap- ment, at a recent meeting. proximately £800 worth of power She explained that with the new tools and home electrical goods structure, opportunities will be Governor Nigel Haywood with partygoers Luis and Luna Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 9

Whale of a time: Vicky’s stunning whale and kayaker Conservation art ready for the gavel ARTISTS and guests gathered at this year breached their way onto Malvina House Hotel last Friday several works, including paper Above left: Jacob Ford models the hand woven throw. Above to preview pieces of art slated cuts by Roxanne King-Clark and right: Michelle Winnard’s Long tail meadowlark and Jamie Peck’s to be auctioned off at the annual Samantha Chapman, and Vicky curious Caracara Falklands Conservation Ball this Chater’s modernist take on a Friday. solitary kayaker floating above a The 15 lots, which are open cetacean behemoth. for sealed bidding until 4:30 this There’s much for ornithologists Friday, cover a wide range of to take home too; from Tony media, including: watercolours, Chater’s hyper-realist watercolour acrylic, paper cuts, lino prints, of a peregrin falcon, to Michelle pen sketches, felt work, and a Winnard’s photograph of a long- woven woollen throw. tailed meadowlark. And for those In addition to the artwork, a who like their art a little more successful bidder and 13 fellow stylised, Paul Muncaster’s lino diners can sit down to a dinner at print of a Murrel-side scene will Government House. no doubt appeal. As is marked by tradition, a Full details of the lots and theme of wildlife runs through bidding information is available much of the artwork up for from Liz at marketing@ auction this year. Mirroring the conservation.co.fk theme of the ball, whales have Above: Samantha paper-cut whale. Below left: a chilling depiction of a peregrine, by Tony Chater. Below: Paul Muncaster’s lino print Page 10 Penguin News, September 14, 2018

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© Crown copyright 2016 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 11 GOODNESS me but it's a good from Iain Morris, the man behind search from computer screens and week for new movies at MPC's The Inbetweeners. security cameras, voyeuristically Phoenix Cinema. There are no Joe Thomas plays Nick, very enjoying his pain. less than three to catch up with, publicly dumped on his gradu- You can see more details and as well as some rather splendid ation ceremony and dragged to showtimes for all these movies on films that are sticking around and Leeds Music Festival by his best page 20. deserve your attention. mate in an attempt to lift him out This week's DVD recommen- But let's begin with the bright of his funk. Cue lots of boxes be- dation is Molly's Game. Jessica new shiny things, such as A Sim- ing ticked on the festival experi- Chastain plays Molly Bloom, a ple Favour, starring Anna Kend- ence, as well as gratuitous male real-life Olympic-class skier who rick and Blake Lively. Kendrick Movies with Mark nudity and moments that make ran one of the world's most exclu- plays Stephanie, a video blog- you cringe so hard you almost sive high-stakes poker game for ger who meets another mum at Potter money is The House with implode. There's plenty to like a decade before being arrested in the school gates. This is Emily, a Clock in its Walls, starring here, not least an appearance from the middle of the night by 17 FBI with whom Stephanie is rather Cate Blanchett and Jack Black. the extremely wonderful Jemaine agents wielding automatic weap- taken, and a friendship develops. The year is 1955, and ten-year- Clement as Nick's ridiculously ons. Her defence lawyer Charlie That is until one day Emily asks old Lewis Barnavelt, recently or- devoted father. Jaffey is played here by the next Stephanie to pick up her son from phaned, has gone to live in New Still going strong, to the extent James Bond or Superman or Doc- school, and promptly disappears. Zebedee, Michigan with Uncle that it has now grossed over half tor Who, Idris Elba. It's an Aar- Stephanie is moved to investigate Jonathan. It is soon revealed that a billion dollars at the box office, on Sorkin (The West Wing, The Emily's disappearance, and learns Jonathan is a warlock, though not is The Meg. This tale of a giant Social Network) movie, which a lot about the friend she thought a very good one, and they live prehistoric shark looking very means clever people saying clever she knew. in a house that has a mysterious menacing, even when set beside things to each other very quickly One of the more interesting ticking heart. Luckily, Uncle Jon- Jason Statham, has obviously and making you feel clever for things to note about this movie is athan's next-door neighbor and caught on in a big way with au- keeping up. its director, Paul Feig, previously good friend Florence Zimmerman diences. And why not? I suspect a Hollywood comedy titan. Feig is a powerful witch. Lewis under- a megalodon movie done with a has movies such as Bridesmaids, takes training in the magic arts, so modicum of competence would The Heat and Spy on his CV, as he can help to fight the dark forces always have succeeded, but cast- well as the recent reboot of Ghost- that are inevitably arising in order ing The Stath in opposition was busters. Here he steps into much to add some focus and tension to a work of genius. The only way darker territory, while retaining the plot. It's all based on the 1973 I'd personally have been more his fondness for female-led casts, novel by John Bellairs, which you excited was if I knew that the fi- and does so with some success. may have read as a child if you nale would feature Chuck Norris A Simple Favour makes good are dead old. jet-packing into the shark's mouth use of Kendrick's abundant like- Another interesting directorial and then roundhouse-kicking its ability and carries you through its choice here, as the man in charge heart out through its ribs. On top twisty-turny plot with a great deal is Eli Roth, best known for Cabin of a volcano. of style. It also has something to Fever, the Hostel series, Green Searching is an entirely more say about trust, and how you can Inferno and the recent remake of sensible story, that of a father never truly know anyone. At least Death Wish. You might reason- looking through his daughter's en- that's what I took out of it, but ad- ably call this a change of pace. tire online presence in an effort to mittedly I have issues. The third new movie this week track down her whereabouts. It's The latest young-adult fantasy is The Festival, a tale of music, filmed as if we the audience are Cate Blanchett in The House with movie to go after that big Harry mud and youthful humiliation furtively watching his desperate a Clock in its Walls (Universal) Page 12 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 13

By Mandy Whittingham By Cattrice Berntsen Talented turn out for Falkland Craft Exhibition 2018 THE main purpose of the Falkland some diverse and thought-provok- colours and textures of the quilters Craft Exhibition is to showcase the ing entries. and felters. diversity of creative talent in these It was wonderful to see such a One of our organisers loved the Islands. That said, there is always vast range of art and crafts on dis- composition of Alicia Sheppard’s Above by Bonnie Greenland an element of friendly competition, play. Some participants might not photo of a dead mouse on a door- Trashtapiece by Sarah Crofts (Pic J Turner) and this year some the results were regard themselves as particularly mat, another’s personal favour- very close. artistic or creative, however their ite was Phyllis Jaffray’s beautiful The number of entries was up talent was clear to see. They ranged cross-stitch recycled chairs. There by more than 140 from last year, in age from 3 or 4 to their 80s. Pat really was something for everyone. and saw an increase in exhibits in Short’s beautiful horse gear drew Thanks as ever to the prize spon- all categories apart from photogra- the attention of many, as did John sors, the judges, the Guild of Spin- phy. A new section was added this Willie Jaffray’s model boat, craft- ners & Weavers for the spinning year - the ‘Trashtapiece’, brainchild ed from old wine boxes. Louise demonstration and for providing of Terrianne Ormond and Emily Clarke’s artwork was outstanding. refreshments, and to everyone who Hancox, to highlight the problem Lee Ferriby’s ’ toast and honey’ took part. It’s never too early to of plastic and other man-made de- woodwork was much admired; as start thinking about your entries for bris on our beaches, and there were was the exquisite attention to detail, next year’s show! Sylvia Allen Exhibition category winners Section A - Homespun Yarn, for the novice whose work in sponsored by Kelper Stores: Section I - Woodwork and Met- Sections A to G most impresses Margo Smallwood alwork, sponsored by Fortuna: the Guild’s judges: Hannah John Jaffray McKechnie Section B - Felting, sponsored by Kelper Stores: TIE: Larissa Section J - Pottery, Jewellery and Standard Chartered Bank Rose Blake and Bonnie Greenland Sculpture, sponsored by FIC: Bowl and miniature for the most Above by Della Buck. Right by Skye Lowe Above left: By Nicola Crowie TIE Della Buck and Sue Hurley points in Sections A, B, C and D: Above: By Jody Aldridge Section C - Knitting, sponsored Margo Smallwood Left by Phyllis Jaffray by Falkland Farmers: Nicola Section K - Modelmaking, spon- Below: By Louise Clarke Crowie sored by Lifestyles: John Willie George Porter Challenge Cup Jaffray for the most points in Sections H Section D - Weaving, Rugmak- and I: Pat Short ing and Basketwork, sponsored Section L - Art, sponsored by the by Mrs Marj Adams: three-way Pink Shop: Louise Clarke Falkland Islands Company TIE: Tanzy Gough, Linda McRae, Challenge Cup and miniature Margo Smallwood Section M - Photography, spon- for children’s runner up: Tessa sored by Studio 52: Jodi Aldridge Blake Section E - Sewing and Crochet, sponsored by Sew What: Carole Section N - Trashtapiece, a new Falkland Islands Company Pole-Evans category, sponsored by Terrianne Challenge Cup and miniature Ormond and Emily Hancox for the child with the most Section F - Embroidery, Tapes- Adult: Bonnie Greenland points overall: Rosie Piek try & Cross-stitch - sponsored Child IJS: Alicia Poole by Seafish Chandlery: Phyllis Child FICS: (no entries) Falkland Islands Development Jaffray Group: Prison Service Corporation Challenge Cup and miniature for the adult runner- Section G - Soft Toy Making, Section O - Any Other Handi- up: TIE: Phyllis Jaffray and sponsored by FIC: Nicola craft Item, sponsored by Life- Margo Smallwood Crowie styles: Tanzy Gough Sure South Atlantic Challenge Section H - Hornwork, Gear- Marj McPhee Memorial Prize, Cup and miniature for the adult making, Leatherwork & Skins, sponsored by the Guild of Spin- with the most points overall: sponsored by Fortuna: Pat Short ners, Weavers & Handicrafts, Bonnie Greenland Above: By Jackie Hamilton Page 14 Penguin News, September 21, 2018

Above: By John-Willie Jaffray, Lee Ferriby and the Community School hub Right: By Pat Short, Ali- Ray Marsh and Nicola Crowie Below by Laura Black, and the Prison Service’s winning trashtapiece

WORLD TOURISM DAY 27 SEPTEMBER

10.00 to 18.00 hours at the Jetty Visitors Centre

Series of presentations and workshops throughout the day from FITB, Sulivans Shipping, ITT, FIG, FITT, FIDC, smoko and an opportunity to come and chat with people who work in the industry Penguin News, September 14, 2018 Page 15 The Sure guide to 4G What does 2G and 4G mean? 2G and 4G allows smartphone users to access the internet, even without Wi-Fi access.

The G stands for Generation and refers to 2nd and 4th generation of wireless technology. 4G, the newer generation, is faster than 2G. 2G is deployed on each of our sites around the islands, and 4G is accessible from Stanley, MPC, Goose Green, Port Howard & Fox Bay. If you have a data-enabled device you can access your apps, emails and more, using 4G data with one of our data bundles. What are the advantages of 4G? You probably check your emails, peruse Facebook and Twitter, keep up with the latest sports scores and generally use the internet on your smartphone over WiFi hotspots when you are not at home. However, if you are out of WiFi range your device can use 4G to access those services. How can I access 4G? If you already have a Sure SIM card then you can pop in to one of our shops where our staff will be happy to issue you with a new SIM card free of charge, and assist you with configuring your handset settings. The process only takes a few minutes and any credit you already have on your SIM will remain the same. If you are a Pay As You Go customer you can purchase data boosters using your available credit, and if you are a Pay Monthly customer you will already have data included in your monthly package. Will 4G use all of my credit, or run up my bill? No. We have designed the 4G service to only be accessible through the purchase of Boosters so as to avoid the risk of bill shock, or credit being unknowingly used. These are available in a variety of sizes for Pay As You Go customers: All customers with a new 4G SIM 100MB - 7 day booster - £6 on 30th September 2018 200MB - 14 day booster - £10 will be entered into a prize draw to win an iPhone 8 Plus in Red! 400MB - 30 day booster - £15

Pay Monthly customers can purchase 500MB boosters for £10. Page 16 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Penguin News, September 14, 2018 Page 17 Smoko break brain bender 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ACROSS DOWN 1 As originally written 1 Dance 12 13 14 4 Insult, colloquial 2 Utopian 7 Debate 3 One who hands over 15 16 17 12 Hoopla 4 Jewelled headdresses 13 Pen stuff, or tattoos 5 Lodge 18 19 20 14 Diving birds 6 Slide on snow 15 Women’s partners 7 Wing shaped 21 22 23 24 25 16 Vet (2 wds.) 8 Parts to play 18 Set up camp 9 Supreme Being 26 27 28 20 Be 10 Spanish “one” 21 Equivalent 11 Abort on a keyboard 29 30 31 32 33 22 ___ S Grant 17 Venom 26 Star sign 19 Stretch to make do 28 Expression of disgust 22 Inches, for example 34 35 36 29 Prohibit 23 Matter 31 Adhere 24 Self 37 38 39 40 41 42 33 Child 25 Mousy 34 Unidentified flying object 27 Its own 43 44 35 Robs 29 Large van 37 Wallops 30 Furthest back 45 46 47 48 49 50 40 ___ Andronicus, Shake- 32 Insect type, Katherine’s speare play Fault? 51 52 53 43 Nothing 36 Tell a tall tale 44 Long 38 Unreactive 54 55 56 45 Cake type made with egg 39 Slays whites 41 City 50 Basketball association 42 Catch, type of drum www.CrosswordWeaver.com 51 A knob on a branch 45 American Kennel Club Last week’s solution Did you know? 52 Boxer Muhammad (abbr.) 21 September is the birthday of 53 Sedan 46 Compass point D O G S M P H S S E uber-prolific American horror 54 Euro change 47 Bullet shooter K L U T Z C E O H I D novelist Stephen King. Among 55 Crimson 48 Rowing device G E N R E G E M A L A his many, many works is the 56 Compass point 49 Toreador’s cry A B S P O G R O M short story Rita Hayworth and A V E N U E S N A P S the Shawshank Redemption, G I R D E T H Y L ages is the same as my house which was later turned into the Brain teasers number.” The census taker ran to O A R A K E E M C P S film of similar name. S I S A L S W A B - When a car is making a front the man’s front door and looked S P U R D E C E A S E turn, are its front wheels parallel at the house number. “I still can’t Several other actors were ap- to each other? tell,” she complained. The man re- W H I M S Y N O R proached for the part of Andy O A K H O T D E L I S plied, “Oh that’s right, I forgot to Dufresne but turned it down, - During a recent census, a man tell you that the oldest one likes O N E I W O E N O C H including Tom Hanks, Tom D K R P L Y E P E E told the census taker that he had chocolate pudding.” The census Cruise and Kevin Costner; the three children. When asked their taker then promptly wrote down Famous quotes last of whom decided instead ages, he replied, “The product of the ages of the three children. to take the lead in the atrocious their ages is 72. The sum of their How old are they? “Monsters are real, and ghosts Waterworld. are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” Clancy Brown, who played By- Recipes for the Falkland Islands Stephen King ron Hadley (“...the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shaw- You can also mix it using two shank state prison...”), is also the Lemon Squares knives to cut the butter up, but Sudoku voice of Mr Krabs in SpongeBob try not to use your hands to Squarepants. This recipe, adapted from Jane keep the butter cold. & Myles Lamberth’s Surf Cook - Mix until the dough forms a Book, is delicious; the zesty lem- ball and press it into a lined on filling perfectly complements 30cm x 20cm baking tin- the buttery shortbread base. - Bake in the oven for 20 to 25 You shouldn’t be too surprised minutes, until golden and set, if you eat it in a single sitting, then leave to cool slightly in the so may be one to save for after tin while you make the topping a long, long run or a hungover - To make the topping, beat the morning when only shame- eggs and add the sugar, lemon eating will numb the pain. juice and lemon zest. - In a separate bowl, sift to- - 280g plain flour, plus an extra gether the remaining 50 of flour 50g and the baking powder and - 80g icing sugar then stir into the egg mixture to - 1 teaspoon salt combine. - 4 free range eggs - Spread onto the shortbread - 350g sugar crust and put it back in the oven - Juice of four lemons for 25 to 30 minutes, until set. - 2 teaspoons lemon zest - Leave to cool completely in the - 1teaspoon baking powder tin and then sprinkle with icing - icing sugar to finish sugar. - Once cool, cut into squares and 1. Preheat the oven to 170c store in an air-tight container. 2. To make the shortbread base, According to the book they’re combine 280g of flour, icing better the next day after the fla- sugar, salt, and cold butter in a vours have been left to develop. food processor until crumbly. Page 18 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 VACANCIES

Morrison (Falklands) Limited invite applications for the following positions: DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION Quantity Surveyors, Site Engineers, Site Managers, Agents/Sub Agents. Learning Support Assistants These are staff positions within the Company’s Management Structure and Salary: FIG Grade: G1 Starting Salary £17,668 per annum previous experience in a similar role is essential. The Opportunity: FICS are looking for full time LSAs Mon-Fri The successful candidates will be able to communicate effectively at all 8-4.30pm. Essential skills include good levels in English & Maths; levels, with a broad understanding of construction techniques supported by a patience; flexibility; ability to prioritise; competent at delivering working knowledge of their chosen profession. He or she will have a minimum instructions; confident child-centred attitude and being a good of 2 years’ experience of working in the construction industry together with team player. A background in working with children is also essential. the health, safety and environmental requirements of a major construction Contract Type: This is a fixed term contract organisation For further information on the post contact: Jenny Barclay by Interested applicants should submit a detailed CV to Lisa Jaffray, 3 Lookout e-mailing [email protected] Phone Number: 27147 House, Stanley, no later than 11th October 2018, Tel No: 22253 email: mfl@ Completed application forms should be sent to [email protected]. morrison.co.fk fk by no later than 05 October 2018. Assistant Travel Consultant Falklands Desk PUBLIC WORKS DEPARTMENT International Tours & Travel Ltd have an immediate vacancy for an Assistant Travel Consultant to promote and sell the Falkland Islands as a land-based Plant Operator / Handyperson tourist destination, working alongside and assisting our Head of Sales and Salary: FIG Grade: G1 Starting Salary £17,668 per annum Marketing. The duties for this exciting position include: The Opportunity: Applications are invited to fill a vacancy for a • Preparation and costing of Falklands itineraries for overseas and Plant Operator/Handyperson with the Property and Municipal domestic clients • Liaison with overseas tour operators, suppliers and service providers Section of the Public Works Department. The post involves carrying within the Falklands. out a variety of works on FIG infrastructure, housing and buildings • Liaison with other ITT agents regarding international flight bookings as part of the Municipal Maintenance remit. and associated services for inbound clients Contract Type: This is a permanent post on standard FIG terms and • Assisting in preparation of advertising and promotional material for conditions the Falklands for marketing purposes, including updating ITT’s website and For further information on the post contact: Nick Francis brochure By E-mailing [email protected] or Phone Number: • Preparation of client welcome packs and information. 27183 • Providing an airport meet and greet service (primarily Saturdays on Completed application forms should be sent to [email protected]. a rosta basis) and assistance/support to clients whilst in the Falklands fk by no later than 05 October 2018. This post will require a well-organized, numerate, computer literate and confident individual of smart appearance with an outgoing manner when HEALTH & SOCIAL SERVICES DEPARTMENT dealing with the public. No previous experience is required for this position as full training will be given however applicants must be able to demonstrate Medical Officers their enthusiasm about the Falklands and its attractions (familiarization Salary: £150,000 per annum of destinations will be integrated into training). An attention to detail, The Opportunity: We currently have vacancies for full time fully thoroughness, good customer service and willingness to work Saturdays is essential (paid as overtime or TOIL). A manual driving licence would also qualified Medical Officers to work in the King Edward Memorial be desirable. Salary is dependent on age and experience (a sound clerical Hospital. Candidates should have additional relevant experience background even without any previous experience in the tourism industry will and qualification in Obstetrics or Emergency Medicine with be looked upon positively). Anaesthetics. Applications in writing with an accompanying CV should be submitted to Contract Type: This is a fixed term contract Sally Ellis, International Tours & Travel Ltd, P O Box 408, Stanley or by For an application form and job description contact HR: by e-mail to [email protected] by Monday 15 October 2018. emailing [email protected] or telephoning 27420 For further information contact: Jo Robinson By E-mailing: [email protected] or Phone Number: 28043 Completed application forms should be sent to [email protected]. fk by no later than 05 October 2018. Health Visitor Salary: Starting Salary £32,646 per annum The Opportunity: The Health and Social Services have a vacancy for a Health Visitor to work with the team supporting families with early year’s children. Contract Type: This is a permanent post on standard FIG terms and Colour conditions For an application form and job description contact HR: by Full page £215 emailing [email protected] or telephoning 27420 Half page £113 For further information on the post contact: Jo Robinson by e-mailing: [email protected] Phone Number: 28043 Quarter page £62 Completed application forms should be sent to [email protected]. fk by no later than 05 October 2018. 1/8th page £32 Black and White Full page £130 Half page £70 Quarter page £42 1/8th page £22 Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 19 NOTICES - V ACANCIES Cleaner Falkland Islands Legal Services Falkland Islands Legal Services seeks a Cleaner to clean their offices at 1A Barrack Street, Stanley. Hours of work are 1-2 Hours a week and days and times are flexible. The ability to adhere to confidentiality is essential. For an application form and further information contact Laura Bennett on [email protected] or telephone 22290. Applications should be received no Warehouse Operative later than 16.00 on 1st October 2018. The FIC Warehouse has vacancy for a full-time Warehouse Operative. Applicants must be physically fit, able to operate a forklift, have a clean Falkland Landholdings has a full-time vacancy at Goose Green Farm. The driving licence and be of sober habits. The right applicant would ideally have main duties would be farm fence maintenance, 3-4 months of hauling stock to some warehouse experience, and be able to work as part of a small team. FIMCO and any other farm work when required. The applicant must be able to An immediate start would be advantageous. work efficiently on their own, be physically fit and willing to work extra hours and weekends when required. A vehicle licence and a HGV articulated licence For further information please contact Susan Knipe – Procurement Director on are essential. 00500 27640 or email: [email protected] Salary starting at £13,135 overtime paid after 8 hours, accommodation, Closing date for all CVs with a covering letter is Friday 28th September 2018 meat, fuel & gas supplied. For more information please contact Keith on at 4pm. 32270/55270. Applications in writing to be sent to Keith Alazia Goose Green or [email protected] by 2nd October. Falklands Crew Member

British International Helicopters has an exciting opportunity for a Crew Community Directory of Services Member to join our small team of professionals at our Falkland Islands Base. Our Crew Members form an integral and important part of our Sikorsky S61 Many factors impact on our overall health and these can be physical, helicopter crews with this role supporting one of our key clients. mental, emotional, social or spiritual. As part of the Public Health Strategy The successful candidate will be an experienced crewman operating on our project we are developing a community directory of services to list the local military support contract, reporting to the Managing Pilot. Roles within the amenities which support and enhance our quality of life. operation involve passenger and freight transfer to locations around the islands, and frequent underslung loads. Deck operations to ships are undertaken in this So, whether you are an individual, voluntary organisation, club, recreation challenging environment. group, private company or FIG department we invite you to advertise and Some specific tasks required of our crewman include: promote your service via the new directory. • Ensuring passenger safety is paramount • Dealing with passengers on board There is no cost involved in advertising your service, simply complete the • Ensuring cargo and baggage is handled on board safely and request form with all of your details and return it no later than Friday 28 adequately secured September 2018. • Liaising with the crew throughout flight to ensure the service provided meets the demanding standards required Forms can be obtained in the following manner: • Overseeing aicraft re-fuelling operations • By emailing [email protected] • Maintaining the highest safety standards • By calling Carol on 28435 • Providing guidance to crews when conducting under-slung load • By downloading from the Falkland Islands Government Facebook operations page Skills and Experience: • By picking up a form from KEMH, Post Office, Secretariat or the Essential Leisure Centre • A minimum of 5 years’ experience on the S61 support Helicopter role We aim to produce the first version of the Community Directory in October • Helicopter External Sling Load Operations qualified 2018. • Be at least 18 years of age • Have passed an initial medical or assessment and is found fit to discharge the duties outlined above. Community Member on the Environmental Committee Desirable • Has experience of working with the Military Are you interested in the management and conservation of the environment of • Operations in the Falklands Islands the Falkland Islands? Would you like to have some involvement in how: - Research is performed The successful candidate will be required to adhere to company policies and - The environmental Studies budget is distributed procedures as detailed in the company Operations Manual. They will undertake - National Nature Reserves are managed, or training courses and testing as required by the company at whichever location - Threatened species are protected? is necessary. If so, a place is available on the Environmental Committee for community members to serve for a period of 2 years. The working pattern is based around a notional 6-week rotational roster Meetings are held every 2 months in Stanley and travel costs to attend will be travelling in your time off period. provided for residents in camp. If you are interested, then please submit a letter or e-mail outlining your If you have the relevant skills and experience and you would like to apply for appropriate skills, interests or experience to the Policy and Economic this role, please send your CV and covering letter to Lynn Goodwin at Lynn. Development Unit, The Secretariat, Stanley, or e-mail environmental.officer@ [email protected] sec.gov.fk by Friday 12th of October 2018. Candidates must be able to satisfy the requirements of Falkland Islands For further information please contact Denise Blake at environmental.officer@ Immigration policy in order to qualify for the necessary work permit sec.gov.fk

Luis Quinto Construction has a vacancy for a skill labourer/carpenter. The Stanley Netball Club will be holding their AGM on Tuesday 25th Candidates must be of sober habits and have a full clean driving licence. The September at 6pm in the Leisure Centre Sports Hall. All are welcome to attend. job includes working outdoors in all weather conditions and unsupervised. For If anyone has any items for the agenda please contact Karen Minto on 52329 more info please email [email protected]. Applications to be made by or Daphne Arthur-Almond on 22038. 5th October at 17.00.

Triggers Laundry & Dry-cleaning Services has a vacancy for a temporary The next meeting of the Public Accounts Committee will take place on part time laundry worker. The successful candidate must be of clean sober Wednesday 26th September starting at 10.00am in the PAC offices situated habits, reliable, trustworthy and self-motivated with the ability to work on Dean Street (the old Invenio office/ Reflections Building). Members of unsupervised. The hours worked will be approximately 25 to 30 hours per the Public are invited to attend for the Open section but cannot speak at the week. For further information interested applicants apply to Mike Triggs , meeting. If you would like a copy of the Agenda and any papers please email tel 22704 between the hours of 10am & 3 pm weekdays, tel 21328 outside the Secretary on [email protected] as our website is currently down. these hours, email [email protected] or in writing addressed to Triggers Laundry & Dry-cleaning Services, PO Box 2, Stanley. The next session of the Legislative Assembly will take place at the Court and Fish Factory Manager Assembly Chambers, Town Hall on Thursday 27 September 2018 at 9am. The Falkland Islands Fish Company has a vacancy for a Fish Factory Please could persons wishing to attend be seated by 8.50am. Manager. Applicants must have at least 3 years’ experience in running a modern EU standard export fish factory, be experienced in Microsoft Windows Members of the Legislative Assembly will be holding a public meeting on and HACCP and have a full clean driving licence. For more information please Monday 24 September, 17.00 Court and Assembly Chamber, Town Hall. This contact Simon [email protected] will be an open session. Page 20 Penguin News, September 21, 2018

Tel: 22709 or email: [email protected] - Classified advertisements - Up to 40 words £5.50 - Deadline for classified ads Wednesday 10am. Bookings for colour pages by Friday, (receipt of adverts by Monday 4pm). Bookings for black and white 1/4 and larger by Friday (receipt by Tuesday noon)

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(Registered Number 10605) THE PLANNING ORDINANCE 1991 NOTICE OF PLANNING APPLICATIONS RECEIVED NOTICE OF TWENTY Notice is hereby given that the following planning applications have been SECOND ANNUAL submitted. The plans and details can be viewed at the Planning Office (The GENERAL MEETING Secretariat, Stanley). Anyone wishing to comment on these applications must do so in writing, to the Planning Officer, by 3 October 2018. Comments can be Notice is hereby given that sent by post (PO Box 611, Stanley) or e-mail [email protected] and will the 22nd Annual General be taken into account in the determination of the applications. Meeting of the above named company will be held at The Chamber of Ref Address Description Applicant Commerce, Stanley, on Friday 26th October 2018, commencing at 5.00 pm. 100.18.P 6 Fitzroy Road Renewal permission Mr Paul All shareholders are invited to attend. Shareholders wishing to attend but East, Stanley for portakabin use as Freer whose shares are held by Nominees should contact their Nominees to obtain a workshop/store Letter of Representation. 101.18.P FIC East Jetty, Mooring of 2 storey FIC COMMUNITY LIBRARY Stanley floating accommodation Please note that Story Time for pre-school children has been changed to barge for 180 people Wednesday afternoons from 2 – 3 pm. During September the Leisure Centre with associated have reduced their opening hours and it may be necessary for customers restaurant, recreation to access the Library through the main Community School entrance on rooms and other Wednesday and Friday mornings only. Please report to the school reception facilities (in principle) office as you enter. The Community Library staff would like to apologise for 102.18.P FIC East Jetty, Mooring of 6 storey FIC any inconvenience. Stanley floating accommodation South Atlantic Trading will be closing their shop at 4pm on the 22nd barge for 677 people September at their present location (53 Fitzroy Road) and will re-open on the with associated 29th September at 10am at their new location (37 John Street) restaurant, gyms, bars, New shop opening hours will be as follows: Monday to Friday 8.30 – 12 & 1 – lounge and associated 5 , Saturday 10 – 4. Our warehouse will remain open throughout this transition facilities (in principle) period. You can contact us on 53576 or 55587 during this time. 103.18.P TDF Jetty, Stanley Mooring of 2 storey FIC The Annual General Meeting of the Chamber of Commerce will take place floating accommodation on Friday 28th September 2018 starting at 18:00 in the Chamber Conference barge for 180 people Room. with associated restaurant, recreation THANK YOU EVERYONE rooms and other WHO BOUGHT TICKETS FOR facilities (in principle) THE GUILD OF SPINNERS RAFFLE SHAWL! The raffle 104.18.P TDF Jetty, Stanley Mooring of 6 storey FIC raised £670. With a top-up from the floating accommodation tea stall, Team Tranquil and Falkland barge for 677 people Shears will each receive £350. with associated Special thanks to Zhanna for the restaurant, gyms, bars, incentive, Tom for managing all the lounge and associated raffle details, members for washing, facilities (in principle) carding, spinning, weaving & moral 105.18.PB 16 Rick Jolly Way Erect new dwelling Mr Paul support, the Museum for display Green and finally the Craft Exhibition committee for selling tickets during 107.18.PB 2 Jersey Road Erection of garage Mr Darren the Exhibition weekend & hosting Plato the draw. Congratulations to lucky 108.18.PB 26 Rick Jolly Way, Erect new dwelling Shazelle winner, Rachel! Stanley Sukhnarain 109.18.PB 10 Villiers Street Erect new dwelling & Mr Peter garage McKay

Clarkson & Co Property maintenance Garden landscaping Painting Any odds jobs undertaken No job too small Phoenix Cinema Schedule - MPA Contact 53242 Seat Prices: Adult (18 and over) £4 / 3D £5 Child (3-17) £3 / 3D £4; Students Seniors (60 and over) £3 / 3D £4 Family Ticket £11.00 / 3D £15.00 FALKLAND ISLANDS CITIZENS Friday 21 Sep 19:30 The Festival (15) 97 mins ADVICE BUREAU 55355 Saturday 22 Sep 15:00 The House with a Clock in its Walls (12A) 104 mins Between 4 & 6pm on week day evenings Saturday 22 Sep 19:30 Searching (12A) 102 mins or leave a message anytime. Sunday 23 Sep 15:00 The Meg (12A) 113 mins www.citizensadvice.org.fk Sunday 23 Sep 19:30 The Festival (15) 97 mins Monday 24 Sep 19:30 A Simple Favour (15) 117 min Tuesday 25 Sep 19:30 The Meg 3D (12A) 113 mins Team Tranquil line to Samaritans Wednesday 26 Sep 19:30 The Festival (15) 97 mins Thursday 27 Sep 19:30 A Simple Favour (15) 117 min UK sponsored by Sure. Call Sure website http://www.forcescinemas.com/mpc-falklands free phone 51515 any time.

Penguin News is printed by Stanley Electrical Ltd, Stanley and published for and on behalf of the Media Trust (Penguin News), Stanley, Falkland Islands from offices on Ross Road, Stanley, Falkland Islands. Telephone: 22684/22709/22707 Fax 22238. All words and photographs are copyright of the Media Trust (Penguin News) and must not be reproduced without permission. Editor: Lisa Watson, Deputy Editor: Roddy Cordeiro,PENGUIN Reporter: Mark Blackmore, NEWS Office Advertising Manager: Fran Biggs Chairman, Dan Fowler, Trustees: Melanie Gilding, James Bates, Tiphanie May, Farrah Peck Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 21

The Falklands first purpose built Dog Boarding Kennels and Cattery Pauline Sackett & Iain Thom PO Box 25, Fitzroy Farm, Falkland Islands Tel: +50021148 Email WINTER HOURS [email protected] Located beside car wash (Lookout Industrial Estate) Mucky Paws stocks and sells high quality Brand Dog and Cat Foods – Mobile: 54322 Email: [email protected] or join our Facebook page Royal Canin, James Wellbeloved, Symply, Akela, Canagan and Fish4Dogs. OPENING HOURS: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday: 10am - 4pm We also stock and sell Yumove. Saturdays: 12pm - 4pm ALSO open during lunch hour FREE deliveries & pickups (including FIGAS) All pickups to be called between 8.30am - 9.30am. Any calls after this time may not be Work Boat Services collected until the next morning. There will be NO collections or deliveries on Saturdays Ferry schedule Michelle’s Hair & Beauty Salon West Store Complex Opening Hours - We are now open until 7pm weekdays Friday 21 Sept 0800 West - East & 1000 East - West Monday-Friday 9am-7pm 1200 West - East & 1800 East - West OPEN OVER LUNCH TIMES Saturday 22 Sept 0800 West - East & 1000 East - West Saturday 10am + 1200 West - East PLEASE CALL 22269 OR call in to make your appointment Sunday 23 Sept 1400 East - West & 1600 West - East Email: [email protected] Monday 24 Sept 0800 East - West & 1000 West - East Tuesday 25 Sept No sailing Wednesday 26 Sept No sailing

Thursday 27 Sept 0800 East - West & 1000 West - East 1800 East - West We are pleased to announce that Darwin House is now open for day visits for the usual ‘Smoko’ and then open for overnight stays from 9 September 2018. Friday 28 Sept 0800 West - East & 1000 East - West Lunches and Dinners are also available by pre-booking at least 24 hrs in advance. 1200 West - East & 1800 East - West We are also available as a conference venue for ‘away days’ – please call for further details. We look forward to seeing you this season.

Please ensure that you check your departure time with the office the day before you are due to travel. Please check www.workboat.co.fk for more information, the calendar on the website will always show the latest timings. Email [email protected] - Phone 22300. If you would like to be added to our mailing list then please contact the office. For bookings and reservations please email [email protected] or phone 31313

Kidney Cove Airport runs £12.00 one way per passenger Lan & Air bridge Also penguin tours Apply to Adrian Mob: 54665 or Installation, repairs, maintenance, electrical appliances. Reefers email: [email protected] containers, air-conditioning systems, split units, all types, cars and buses, refrigerators and refrigeration systems Name: Ricardo Carreno DF Falklands Clothing Address: Falkland Islands Shop Opening hours (23 John St, old Jacs): Wednesdays 17.00-18.30 Stanley. Mob: +500 54740 Email: [email protected] Fridays 17.00-18.30 Saturdays 10.00-17.00

Ladies clothing, shoes & accessories We Supply & Fit All Men’s jeans & t-shirts Types of Floor Coverings Gifts & Ceramic Tiles Also available - Ready Made FALKLAND ISLANDS Curtains, MUSEUM & Curtain Fabric by the metre, Rugs, Cleaning Products, NATIONAL TRUST Anti Slip Rug Backing STANLEY GARDEN CENTRE HISTORIC DOCKYARD For all your garden & pet needs ‘RACE POINT’ Carpet Protector and more! Plus fresh produce, flowers, plants MUSEUM Self catering cottage is open for & lots more Winter Opening Hours bookings Shop open hours Opening hours Monday : Closed To find out what we have to offer Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday, Wednes- Mon-Fri 1.30pm - 5.30pm Tuesday to Friday: 10am to 4pm Email: [email protected] or day, Friday 2.00- 4.30pm CLOSED MONDAY & THURSDAY Open at lunch times ring Michelle, 41012 Anyone wanting to visit after 4.30pm [email protected] just ring 21509 during the afternoon Saturday and Sunday: 1pm to 4pm Mobile 55526 and we will stay open for you The Pink Shop Gallery WOOLMORE LAMBSKINS Leatherman, Ortak, Vango, Port Meirion, Guitars & amps, Ukulele, Daler Rowney Art materials, Azeti, Royal Scot Crystal, Binoculars. Books, Wooden items. NOTICE FROM PT TYRES Local Crafts/Artwork/Greetings cards, Frames & framing. We are pleased to let customers old & new know that we Usual OPENING HOURS-Mon, Weds, Thurs, 1.30-5pm; WILL be OPEN for business again on Tuesday 2nd October 2018 (airbridge willing!) Thank you for your patience & Friday 10-12, 1.30-5pm; Saturday 10-12, 1.30-4pm; understanding over the past 4 months and we look forward to Tel; 21399, email [email protected] catching up with you all. Pete & Truds Page 22 Penguin News, September 14, 2018 Art, Gift & Design Store

Locally Created & Handmade Products * 2019 Calendars * Photographic prints * Homewares * Jewellery * Accessories * SeaRamics * Woollen products * Steve’s Sculptures * Beerworks T’s & caps Ross Road, Stanley www.studio52.co.fk www.facebook.com/FI.Studio52 C & R Construction Fully qualified tradesmen available for renovation/new builds.

The Narrows Bar NOW OFFERING Bar Opens Monday till Friday 12pm till 2pm and 5pm until Closing Plastering and decorating Saturday Open all day 12pm till Closing Sunday Open all day 12pm till 8pm For more info call Luke on 55538 Lunch and Dinner served everyday from 12pm till 2pm and 6pm till or Cleggs on 52595 9pm Tel: 22267 - Email: [email protected] Elephant Beach Farm self-catering cottage. G&K Services offer professional quality assured service to all customers! Winter rates for EBF cottage • Window Cleaning Please contact Ben Berntsen 41020, • Gardening maintenance: grass, trees, fence painting (one off, or mob 51032, regular monthly service) • Domestic and Commercial cleaning undertaken [email protected] for further details. • A ‘one off’ spring clean, ‘deep clean’ • Carpet Cleaning Flying into RAF There is no job too big or too small! Brize Call G&K SERVICES for rates or quotes: mob 54777, home: 22777 E.B.F. Quad Tours Norton? Shorty’s Diner We are excited to announce that E.B.F. is Want to hire a car? OPEN 7 DAYS - 8:30am - LAST ORDERS: 8.30pm now offering year round Quad tours. Then contact BRIZE SELF Licensed to sell beer & wine with meals Whether you come for the wildlife, the DRIVE LTD Takeaways available. stunning scenery or are jut looking to go for your hire requirements Whole Cakes/Cheesecakes/Desserts made to order. for a spin we have a tour for you. email: We cater for hot and cold buffets for functions To book email - [email protected] Trays of Assorted Sandwiches for business lunches [email protected] or call 41020 or call 01993 867366 (UK) GIFT VOUCHERS AVAILABLE Diner - Tel 22855 Marlene – Mobile 52855 ENERGISE (FI) LTD Email: [email protected] Refrigeration, Electrical, Boiler & Plumbing Specialists… One call for all your requirements under the one Company with fully qualified staff, how much easier could it be? Michele’s Cafe & Decorated Cakes Tel: 21620 Fax: 21619 Mobile: 51620 Eat in or Takeaway (or have delivered to you). Tel/Fax 21123 mobile 55123 e-mail: [email protected] Opening hours: Specials this week are - [email protected] Mon 8am - 1pm [email protected] Tues - Thurs. 8.30am till 1pm Fish chips & peas £6.80 Friday 7.30am till 1pm Saturday10.30am-1pm Homemade pie chips or mash Sunday closed peas or beans £6.80

Mechanical & Electrical Maintenance OFTEC, CORGI, 17th EDITION Rewires, Inspection & Testing, PAT-Testing & Industrial Works, Fire Alarm & Boiler Installations & Services, Tel: 51127 Kevin George Tel:55788 Andrew Thomas [email protected]

The Galley Café Goose Green Open seven days a week White Grass Food available from 9am to 9pm. Café & Self-Catering Cottage Licensed to sell alcohol with your White Grass Self-catering Cottage sleeps up to OPENING AND CLOSING TIMES meal. Block bookings taken for Sleeps up to 7 people - Open all year MONDAY 8.30 TO 12.00 - 1.00 TO 5.30PM special occasions. seven people TUESDAY 8.30 TO 12.00 - 1.00 TO 5.30PM Specials for the week: fromOpen £25 per all person year round per night WEDNESDAY 8.30 - 12.00 1.00 TO 5.00PM Early Closing Beef Melanesa, Chips, Onion Rings, White£25 Grass per person Café - Open per night all year THURSDAY 8.30 TO 12.00 - 1.00 TO 5.30PM Veg & Egg FRIDAY 8.30 TO 12.00 - 1.00 TO 5.30PM Sat Tel:& Sun 32044 - 10am email til 4pm SATURDAY 9.00 TO 12 - 1.00 TO 4.30PM Macaroni & Cheese [email protected]: 32044 CLOSED ALL DAY SUNDAY email: [email protected] THE ONLY SHOP FOR HOME IMPROVEMENTS Penguin News, September 21, 2018 Page 23

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