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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 27 No. 20, October 27, 1994" (1994). Central Florida Future. 1262. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1262 Do the Golden Knights have any playoff hopes left? - see Sports, page 16. Central Florida Future • UCF unveils 15-year master plan o Several new of what will possibly become a generated by Florida through the campus with a student body of sale of bonds that are repaid from buildings and parking almost 50,000 by the year 2010. gross receipts on public utilities. lots are planned to Peier Newman, interim di PECO money, as it is termed, can rector of facilities planning for only be used for academic or ad help UCF UCF, is heading the construction ministrative buildings. • · accommodate its ·projects and keeping his fingers The second source of capi crossed that the proper funding tal improvement f_unding is the projected 50,000 will become available. Capital Improvement Trust Fund, • students by the year Currently, Newman ex which is financed by a fee added plained, projects under construc to students' tuition invoices. CITF 2010. tion include the student union money can only be used to fund building, a new set of student facilities. that directly serve stu • by OMAR DAJANI apartments, the Center t for Re dents' non-academic needs, like Staff writer search in Electro-Optical and La the Student Union, the Arena or sers (CREOL) building and the other recreational structures . • If the Energizer bunny were Early Childhood Addition. The The third source of funding to take a glance at UCF's 15_.:year Computer Center expansion is set brings to the picture the UCF master construction plan, it would to break ground soon. Foundation, Inc., the fund-raising probably spend the rest of the day From where are all the hun arm of UCF. Fund-raising proves chanting, "It keeps growing and dreds of millions of dollars in fund to be a lucrative source o.f expan growing and growing." If all goes ing going to come? sion capital. as planned, future UCF students "The source of funding fo~ "We raised about $5.5 mil will he parking in multi-level ga UCF capital projects comes .from lion last year," said Jon Flint, di rages, shopping at a new conve three programs," explains Dr. rector of university development. nience store and riding down a Daniel Holsenbeck, vice-president Approxin;iately $1.2 million double-Janed Gemini Boulevard. for university relations and UCF's was donated by corporations, an Given the exponential lobbyist. other $1.2 million came from the growth of Central Florida, espe The first source of funding 0 cia11 y Orlando, UCF planning of is the Public Education Capital ficials are staying one step ahead Outlay, which comes from money . see EXPANSION, page 3 • Israel and Jordan reach bistoric peace agreement By JONATHAN Wednesday and signed the first· and Jordanian flags. "This is looking on during the colorful "May this day bring the FERZIGER peace treaty between the Jew- peace with commitment. This 90-minute ceremony under a end of wars, violence, hostile United Press International ish state and one of its Arab is our gift to our peoples and sweltering desert sun. Clinton actions, and may we know war neighbors in 15 years. the generations to come." also signed the treaty as an of- no more,". Rabin said. WADI ARAB A CROSS- "This is peace with dig- Israeli Prime Minister ficial witness. "For .nearly two genera- ING, Jordanian-Israeli Bor- nity," Jordan's King Hussein Yitzhak Rabin and Jordanian Both the king and Rabin, tions, desolation pervaded the
der- With a joint 21-gun sa- told an audience of some 5 1000 Prime Minister Abdul Salam a career general, recalled the hearts of our two peoples. The Jute from their armies, Jordan invited guests at a newly Majali signed the massive 46 years of war between them time has now come not merely and Israel put aside nearly half opened border static:rn deco- document, with Hussein and and said they had arrived at the .• a century of armed conflict rated with hundreds of Israeli U.S. President Bill Clinton greatest moment of their lives. see TREATY, page 4 Students experience
• Orlando's drunk tank by SHANNON WRAY of criminals lurked behind the cell Staff writer doors. The sole purpose for atten dance on this adventure was to ex OnTuesday,21 UCFstudents Perience the processes that crimi from organizations such as The nals go through immediately fol Department of Housing and ·Resi lowing arrest. dential Life, GAMMA (Greeks The trip, which was spon Advocating Mature Management of sored by the Peer Education Out Alcohol), Greek Affairs and vari reach and The Dean of Students, ous fraternitie$ and sororities gath was a part of the Alcohol Aware ered for an unforgettable journey ness campaign lasting from Oct. 5 • through the jail cells of Orlando's until Dec. 7. penitentiary. They left from the "Hopefully, the 'drunk tank' Administration Building at 1 p.m. project will influence the represen • and ventured on to the slammer for tatives of each group to go back to a three-hour tour. their respective organizations and As they entered the Central share their experience," said Mike Booking Facility of the 33rd Street McNeil, a peer health educator. Jail in Orlando, the students won After a suspect's name and dered what kind of personalities they would encounter and what.kind· see TOUR, page 2
News 1-4 Opinion 14 Classified 13 See our brand-new concert calendar -A-8 and A-9. Features 5-12 Sports 15-16 2 • Oct.27, 1994 • The Cent.t:-1llorida Future Drunk tank tour an eye UCF students to showcase opener for students films in local TVpremiere TOUR, from page 1 Corrections Officer Herbert Quarterman. After the tour was ended, many stu by SCOIT C. HOLBROOK Harpole. • Harpole and Anderson have been edit address is obtained, he or she is fingerprinted dents commented that the trip was quite eye News editor ing the production since May. The showcase and all personal belongings are confiscated. opening. will demonstrate that there are serious and This procedure is done to all criminals, whether "I thought that the tour was interest A one-hour sampling offilms made by capable film and visual artists in Central the crime is rape, grand theft auto, murder or ing," said Jeff Bernard, an ATO member and students in UCF's motion picture program DUI. . legal studies major. "It made me think twice will be showcased on WMFE Channel 24 Florida, and highlight the Motion Picture Division of UCF. "Driving while intoxicated includes not about the things I do." Monday Oct. 31at9 p.m. The program was produced by WMFE's Emmy Award-win The films presented are only a repre only alcohol, but drugs as ~ell," said Officer ''We never have a chance to see exactly sentative sample of some of the pieces Cross. what happens in these situations," said John ningproducer Les Anderson and co-produced/ produced at UCt", Students use thier own People who are generally inebriated by Rothwell, president ofGAMMA. "As Greeks, hosted by Dr. Charles Harpole, professor of money for Lhe film and supplies, and rely these substances are taken into the "drunk we should be aware of these consequences." film atUCF. on volunteer crews and actors to complete tank" to sober up. The bail for a DUI charge Overall, this three-hour experience The films represent the works of about the projects. set by a judge depends greatly un the severity made the students apprehensive about the a dozen students, including some computer "There were several pieces that were of the case. A fine of $500 is immediately punishment of not only substance abuse, but animated work that was generated using the • really top-notch work," said Anderson. "I issued, and the necessity of an overnight stay all misdemeanors in general. The circum same motion-picture software that was used hope to do a UCF showcase every year or so." is·determined afterward. stances encountered will force those who to create the special effects in the film The Both Anderson and Harpole expressed Attitude plays a strong role in the treat experienced the drunk tank to further consid Abyss. interest in a continued WMFE-UCFrelation ment that an inmate receives. All of the er the consequences of actions taken in the "I'm very happy to be involved in one of ship. officers agreed that an arrestee's disposition future. the first WMFE-UCF joint produclions," said before, during and after arrest plays a large • role in the impending case and consequences. As the students toured the halls and saw the many techniques used, the odors of sweat r-----.-os--, • and urine lingered throughout each room. Most of the inmates were rowdy, and many I GRADUATE, LAW AND • PROFESSIONAL SCHOOL RECRUITME-NT DAY SPONSORED· BY THE ·UCF CAREER RESOURCE CENTER ~- Franklin Pierce Law Center Temple University School of Law Kaplan Education Center The John Marshall Law School Los Angeles College of Chiropractic The New York College .of Fbdiatric Medicine • Loyola Law School at Los Angeles Thunderbird - Graduate School of Loyola University School of Law International Management Mercer University- Wdlter F. George School University of Central Florida • of Law University of Dayton School of Law Mississippi College School of Law University of Florida College of Law Nova Southeastern University University of Miami School of Business • Nova Southeastern University Shepard Administration Broad Law Center University of Miami School of Law Ohio College Of Fbdiatric Medicine University of New Haven • Baylor University - Hankamer School of Ohio Northern University University of Pennsylvania - School of Social Roger Williams University School of Law Business Work • Crummer Graduate School of Business at South Texas College of Law \Vc:lshington & Lee University School of Law Southern Methodist University Rollins College Whittier Law School St Thomas University School of Law Cumberland School of Law Widener University School of Law Stetson University School of Law • Emory University Law School William Mitche~ College of Law Suffolk University Law School LOCATION: Student Center Green TIME: IO:OOam - 2:00pm • For further information, contact Dan Galloway at the Career Resource Center, Administration Building Room 124 Phone number 823-2361 • Oct. 27, 1994 • The Central Florida Future • 3 Hewlett-Packard • Full line of • HP 48GX Graphic HP scientific & Expandable business The best calculator for OOOOOQ ---.... , - calculators. your education and your _,_ .. --- •HP lOB career - 128KB of RAM .. •HP 17 Bil built in, plus expandability. ~~t':.¥.!~r: i: •HP 95LX •HP 48G Graphic ~._._....-~- ...... i,.,.iB~ ..~ :\ •HP200LX 32-KB RAM built in. f!rt;;tl HEWLETT •HP 32Sil All HP 48GX features fl;..n~ PJl.CKARD • HP42S included except plug-in option. 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"In the future we might offer separate bachelor's > state matching those funds, and degrees in public relations and in about$250,000camefromalumni. ~dvertising, and we're in the talk- Other donations were received ing stages to offer a degree in from private individuals. This motion picture technology." funding will finance future What about the animal spe- projects like the International Stu- cies and wetlands that would be dent Center and the new presiden- impacted by such growth? tial home. "About 54 percent of the With the advent of Holly- total campus area of 1197 acres wood East, Central Florida's in- has been set aside for conserva- > creasing involvement in motion tion," said Newman. "The arbo- picture production, the school of return takes all of the wetlands on communications will receive its cam pus which are j urisdi c ti on ally own building which will also protected by the St. John's [Water U.C.F. Area house WUCF 89.9, the dean of Management District]. There will arts and sciences and all the other be a conservation easement that communication-related staff that will set them aside." 384-8888 are now scattered in various build- Additional construction ~------~-~------~ ings and portables around cam- projects in the master plan include ••Ofltt.t~'ll~tct<·'M:t•» • • pus. a physical science building, a bio- "Currently, we offer a jour- science building, a social science nalism degree with either a news- building, a second health and pub- I s11..:::.,, s1 4..:::.,, : s 1 0 ..:::.,, : track or a public relations-adver- lie affairs building, an astronomy I MEDIUM LARGE --1 I tising track," saidMaggieLeClair, lab and a satellite utility plant, I Pizza with Up to 3 Toppings and a I· TWO Sma_ll (1 o·) Deluxe Pizzas I office manager of the school of among others. I 10 Piece Order of Buffalo Wings I Available in Classic Ori9inal Only I Valid at pif'ticipatJng locations. Not valid with Look to the Future sports section for Orlando Magic coverage throughout the season. Israel, Jordan sign peace treaty OPEN7 . OPEN7 DAYS A DAYS A l TREATY, from page 1 posed to the peace accord. The treaty also defines a per WEEK WEEK The ceremony ended with manent border between the two to dream of a better future, but a massive release of balloons, states returning some 380 square to realize it." 1 which wafted over tbe desert in kilometers (147 square miles) of Both Hussein and Rabin the colors of the flags oflsrael and land Israel has held since 1948, praised the role of the United Jordan. but leaving the status of the occu States in helping to broker the After the event, Hussein pied West Bank as an issue to be treaty. Clinton in tu~n lauded · hosted Rabin, Clinton and their decided between Israel and the the courage of Hussein and wives for lunch at his palace in Palestinians. Rabin to make peace with each Aqaba. Jordan also agreed to leas·e other. When Israeli reporters asked back to Israel several parcels of "I say to the people of Hussein when he planned to visit land that have been settled as kib Israel and Jordan, . now- you Jerusalem, the king smiled and butzim, or communal farms, in must make this peace real: to said, "Very, very soon, indeec)." the Arava desert. turn no man's land into every Clinton later was to travel Another major sticking man's home. To take down the 1-4 to Amman to deliver a speech point in n_egotiations was barbed wire, to remove the ORANGE before the Parliament of Jordan, settled in an agreement to share deadly mines, to help the MAGNOLIA x where the day was declared a na- . water resources and increase wounds of war to heal," said tional holiday. All banks and the amount of water Jordan can 15% OFF W/ Student ID Clinton, who donned sun Excluding Body Piercing schools were closed to mark the take from the Jordan and glasses to guard against the in signing of the historic pact. · Yarmouk rivers that divide the tense sun and blowing dust. In the treaty, worked out in two neighbors. "Open your borders, open four months of intensive direct "The parties recognize that your hearts. Peace is more than negotiations between the two their water resources are not suffi an agreement on paper. It is neighbors, Israel and Jordan cient to meet their needs," the feeling, it is activity, it is de agreed not only to end hostilities, treaty says. "More water should votion." but to cement a "~arm peace" be supplied for their use through Clinton ended by quoting with commercial and tourism ties. various methods, including the - biblical injunction: That would contrast with the . projects of regional and interna "Blessed are the peacemakers "cold peace" existing since 1979 tional cooperation." for they will inherit the earth." between Israel and Egypt, the first And in an interesting addi Missing from the cer Arab country to accept Israel as a tion, Jordan pledged to oppose emony was 'Palestine Libera- · legitimate state in the Middle East. the 46-year-old Arab economic tion Organization Chairman "Peace is hereby established _tsoycott of Israel and encour Yasser Arafat, who signed his between the State oflsrael and the own peace agreement with Is age the rest of the Arab world Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan," rael last May, but was miffed to do the same. Saudi Arabia the document begins. at Israel's promise of a "spe and its other Gulf neighbors "The parties recognize and cial role" for Jordan in Jerusa have recently relaxed the boy respect each other's sovereignty, lem, which Arafat wants to cott,. but still refrain from do territorial integrity, and political make the capital of a future ing business directly with Is independence." Palestinian state. rael. Tune in on Monday, Octooer 31at9:00 p.m. for aone Another no-show was the singer Barbra Streisand, who· - hour sampling of short films produced Israeli organizers had said Watch the Future would sing at the event. by Central rlorida's nest, up-and- . 3~ In attendance, however, for more coming filmmakers - the students of were representatives from sev the University of Central rlorida eral Arab states, including Egypt and Oman, as well dip wortdnews Motion Picture Proqram. WM FE lomats from Europe and Asia. The ceremony, at the r . crossing station hurriedly as sembled in a barren minefield 11 :00 A.M. •. last August about 1 mile (2 km) take_Kap Ian and get from the Red Sea beach resorts CATHOLIC CAMPUS MASS of Aqaba in Jordan and Eilat in SUNDAY Israel, was filled with military PHILLIPS HALL 115 a higller score ... pomp. Army bands played · the 281-4438 national anthems of Jordan, I Israel and the UnHed States as ,_____ t:_' __.., I honor guards from both coun tries together fired a 21-gun salute. Although organized for St. Josepns mally, the event had a casual air as guests and journalists from both countries mixed eas Cathofic Church ily, sharing bottled water and GRE · souvenirs. Extraordinary security 1501 Alafaya Trail surrounded the event, with more than 1,000 soldiers, po Saturday Vigil Mass: 6 p.m. More students take Kaplan's courses every • lice and secret service agents year than any other test prep company's. from the three countries guard Sunday Masses: Call. us . ~oday to find out why. ing the VIPs. Israeli and Jordanian air 8 a.m., 10:30 p.m. & 12 ·p.m. 1 ~aoo-KAP-TEST force jets buzzed the area all morning to guard against 275-0841 threats by militant groups op- KAPLAN The ~~nswer to the test question ~..--~~~~--'"--- ., A-6 Oct. 27, 1994 league of the arts, with most produc print, one may wonder what the hell tions including a wide range of SirMix-A-Lotisdoingonthecover. music, dance and Iive performances. Besides the fact we thought The music scene, however, he was really cool in the interview, has thrived on eclectic mixtures as a he also seems to represent that di whole, yet it is rare that one indi verse eclectic American of today. vidual production can establish it He stands for freedom of self as a distinctly different repre speech, regulates trade on the real sentation of the art of sound. estate front and just downright par Many groups and artists have ties. Just a thought formed original styles and colorful This fur-covered creature is by SEAN PERRY compositions within their own li as American as George Washing brary of albums, but the sounds are ton and the big fat ~lunts he smoked. usually very similar within each "Grease" was the word in the compilation. '70s, but then alternative took over This issue of Axis demon in the late '80s and ushered in our strates our never-ending attempt to pop-cul tu re heroes like Eddie produce the most unique eclectic Vedder and Kurt Cobain (who it mixture of the arts, without sacrific eve ntu ally ushered ou t). ing any i11d i,·idual piece. We offer a What's the good word for this review of a l'ine ballet performance FAMILY AMUSEMENT CENTER crazy mainstream of sup-pop alter and recommend one of the classic native-hungry crowd, now? Eclec Broadway musicals. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS !!!! OVER 60 GAMES ! ! ! tic comes to mind. Then we present a calendar of VIDEO GAMES It sounds catchy, with that music including rap, reggae, rock, STOP BY OUR NEW STORE POOL slight twist of intellect, and seems to punk and the blues throughout Or NEXT TO THE UC-7 MOVIE THEATRE PRIZES!!! be hooking up with many of the lando. .. AT THE CORNER OF UNIVERSITY & ALAFAYA music cind art.;; reviewers in print. ()f c0ursG, our faithful film PARTIES AND PRIVATE The word actually defines critic is exploring a new motion RENTALS!!! something that is varied and re picture that may be a strong case for THELARGESTGAMEROOMIN ,------, freshingly unique within itself. I the artistically impaired. He is also I PRESENT THIS AD FOR I guess you could describe preparing to board an airplane for ~i THE UCF AREA!!! I 3 FREE TOKENS !!! I Tarentino's cinematic wizardry, Los Angeles to sit down with 282-2474 Pulp Fiction, as an eclectic mix of television's funny tool guy, Tim >5i>~?r'\ I LIMIT ONE COUPON PER DAY I popular music, slang and a modem Allen. I NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER OFFER I taste for violent cinematography. ~X~RES ~7/94 _ CALL7 GAMEPLAYERS 282-24~ Now, with all these varied PRIMAL RAGE Theatre has always main intellectual as well as juvenile arts ~1l ·,------:--, tained its strength in the eclectic being thrown all over this forum of I PRESENT THIS AD FOR ONE FREE I I SODA WITH YOUR $5.00 TOKEN I 1- PURCHASE I ' l=_xPl~ES ~7/94 - -=)MIT.=_coUPONS PER~A~ ....-·- Volume II, Issue 13 Editor: Sean Perry Film Editor: Derek Krause · CONGRATULATIONS Theatre Editor: Richard Agster Staff Writers: DJ Swanee Z, Jim Martin, GRADS Kenneth Loo, Michael White, Nora Osario, WE HAVE EVERYTHING Corbett Trubey, Damon Dykes, Trish Mont YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE gomery, Nicole Grappo, Tom DiPaolo YOUR SPECIAL DAY Photographers: Armando Solares, Jeff , Hunt •Graduation Announcements Cover Illustration: American Recordings • High Speed Copies • Passport Photos Student Legal Services •Name Cards Problems With: •Landlords • Printing •Insurance •Binding •Contracts •Traffic Tickets Need: •A Will •A Name Change •Uncontested Dissolution UCF's Student Legal Services provides free legal consultation and r~presentative in cer tain legal areas for qualified UCF students. For information or an appointment 12140 Collegiate Way · call 823-2538 Orlando, FL 32817 or stop by the student center room 210 (407) 382-5555 Monday---Friday 8am-5pm Funded through Activity & Service Fee by the Student Government Association ) Southern Ballet Theatre's NFL games on the big screen .with 20 oz NFL Tuesday 'CarrninaBurana 'finds ar DRAFT for $2.25 tistic andfinancial success and 15¢ wings I by NORA OSORIO Axis writer Ladies Drink Free Wednesday The city of Orlando is experiencing a great amount of growth. This 41 W. Church St. 2 for 1 for Everyone expansion has affected many facets of the city, and it is exciting to see the small 843-5825 - All Night Long!!! cultural explosion that is just beginning to take place. Theateris well on its course. Just taking a glance at this season's Orlando Broadway Series will attest to that fact. For some time, ballet seemed to be a dark shadow in our entertainment industry. Different dance companies came to the city, yet performances were rarely filled to capacity, or tickets had to practically ·Ladies Night with be given out for free. On Oct 21 and 22, the Southern Ballet Theatre's performance of Carmirw. Burarw. proved that there is a growing interest in the Wednesday Happy Hour Daiquiris field of dance, specifically ballet. Carmirw. Burana, or the Songs of Beuron, is based on the 13th century All Night Long!!! manuscript found in the Bavarian • monastery ofBenediktbeuron ...... in 1847. Its authors were 41 W. Church St. probably troubadours, 843-6104 monks and errant stu dents. • From the ap proximately 200 songs found, Carl Orff, W-tn.t~rp•rk: the creator of Carmirw. Happy Hour Mon-Fri 4-7pm Burana, chose about 25. Orlando heard this outstand- College Night with ing work performed by the 150 Wednesday Happy Hour voices that constitute the Bach Festi- val Choir and Music Orlando Orchestra. All Night!!! The dancing, of course, rested in the outstanding perfonnance of the Southern ..... 310 S...... Park Ave Ballet Theatre. · Everyday: Buy 1 get 1 Daiquiri with College ID Cannirw. Burana's scenes, "Springtime," "On the Lawn," ''In the 647-8719 Tavern" and "Court of Love," celebrate the different emotions which love brings. Yet, both the beginning and end invoke Fortune's wheel, which controls man's destiny and ties all the strings together. Fernand Nault's choreography left no time for thougnt or relaxation, since in it, he explored many facets of dance. The choreography first reveled in the classical, but as the night went by, each piece took a different and more modem shape. - see SOUTHERN, page 11 rock~=if!~~~;;ow r~ •• OYER *1994 A.D ..TOUR* THE RHIME - Eve starring TED. NEELE¥ and ~ARL $10.95 cd PALLADIMOS ANDERSON Traveling Dark Nov. 6 . $10.95 cd ~thiough HIMG at the Bob Auditorium SUMMY ADE Carr Live presented by the l.R.S. At The DADA Hollywood Palace American Highway Rawer .Lynx ,Broadway Series $10.95 cd SIMGLE GUM THEORY VARIOUS HEMISPHERE AR'llSTS Row River Of My Soul On The Charts 1979 -'94 World Music Sampler This production reunites Ted Neeley Oesus) and·Carl Ander $10.95 cd $7.45 cd $7.45 cd son Qudas), the original stars of the motion picture. With music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, of cats and Phantom ofthe Opera renown, and lyrics by Tim Rice, who has also collaborated with Webber on such worldwide hits as Evita and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Jesus Christ Superstar boasts such classic songs as "Superstar" and "I Don't Know How to Love Him." • For more information, call 423-9999. Also, inquire about special sponsor discount performances. photo/HUNT Dale Crover of the Melvins to fill in for ailing drummer. The Melvins invite L7 and Wool to their birthday bash at the Edge by KIM GUESS · . : Axis writer What better way to celebrate a birthday then to play a roclcin' show for several hundred adoring fans? Dale Crover, the drummer for the Melvins, .urned 27 years old last Sunday and joined his bandmates Mark Deutrom (bass) and Buzz Osborne (vocals) in a fantastic set of heavy rock and smooth melody at the Edge. The Melvins are touring to promote their-new album, Stoner Witch, with Wool and L7. , The Melvins become the flavorful meat of the band saidwich. Stoner Witch is a uniquely diverse album with heavy, loud songs such as "Queen" flowing into mellow lounge type music, like "Goose Freight Train." Deutrom said the fact that all the heavy song~ are on the front of the album was not coincidentai. He added that the band put all the "teen anthems" up front. Buzz and Dale formed the Melvins·in 1984. Mark, originally the producer of their first two albums and the Melvins soundman for two cross-country tours, joined the band in 1993 just before the album Houdini was released on Atlantic Records. Pleased with the new lineup, Buzz stated that, "Mark has contributed more to the band in one year than all our other bass players combined." So what's on the shelf for the Mel vins after the tour ends? Keep an eye out for a special project in the works, and I think they might make a trip to Disney Land. "I love Disney Land," exclaimed Buzz. "It's the best trip you can take." Uours e1•eate a herd .of ' noise OCtober/Novemb Hailing from Minneapolis, the Cows would have to be considered a punk (for lack of a better word) band with six albums re leased since it was formed in 1987. The band has received much critical praise but very little att~ntion from the press and music buy- ers. To be honest, I do not remember much aboutthesongsthegroupplayed. Thatdoesn't matter, because it was a great show anyway. From the first note, the Cows transformed the by MICHAEL WHITE friendly confines of the Downtown Jazz and Axis writer Blues into a hysterical pit of noise and aggres Big Mountain sion. I cannot think of anotllcr band that can a· Many performers have graced the match the on-stage energy or the CJw:-;. Punk stage of the Downtown Jazz and Blues might be making a comeback, yet I cannot Go·Lounge: ( 422-3322) Club. The club has hosted acts from the foresee a major label signing these guys. The ••.•,.. •• • -~~'§:.·:·~ J.J. Whispers ( 629-4779) mean blues of Matt "Guitar" Murphy to the music just too brutal, and that's fine with me. Downtown JIB (246-1419) fret board wizardry of Eric Johnson. On Bassist Kevin Rutmanis is a maniac, Oct. 10, it hosted the beautifully abrasive using a distorted sound that drives the music. Pinkie Lee's (872-7393) ' musi~ of the Cows. see COWS, page 11 Pleasure Island (934-7781) 0 Low/ 0 Seed 13 ~ Small Factory 14 SI Saturday, October 22, at the Edge ~ ~ ~ N= ' N Nine Inch Nails 2 ·I ;oiling Stones 2 Barbarella (839-0457) 9 .,,.. , ~ 4 ~ The Club (426-0005) ~ 4 ~ The Edge (839-4331) oo ~ S3 Junkyard (678-9273) S" 9 Visage (298-2349) S- / / ~ Q Need we say more? ~ Zuma Beach (648-8363) 9 jl Oct 27, 1994 A-9 Sir Mix-A-Lot ll)ixes busil)ess, ll)Usic; still fil)ds till)e for tbe babes ''Iain'tevenlying, the turbulence was so bad that Drink up with Denzel at the the orange juice came out of my glass and started floating rightintheair. Then theplane Downtown Jazz & Blues Club came down and the o.j. by JIM MARTIN to get drunk to be glad/that I'm running this crashed down right with it," Axis writer family" exemplifies the songwriting that jumps stated the Knocka'. outand grabs you in the heart. This kindofchann Mix has also moved Pretty soon we'll have a "new" thing, floods Pub. and will befloodingTheDowntown into the computer age by and there is a good chance tbat new thing will Jazz and Blues Club this Friday night at 8. building a $600,000 studio. be a band called Denzil. Denzil has just His home studio has more ·released its debut album, Pub, and the than paid dividends, as he > disc has already started climbing the recordedhisentireChiefBoot indie charts. With Denzil mounting up Knocka" album in the state to tour, the band will be blazing a trail of-the-art facility. The stu through Orlando, on Friday, Oct. 28. dio was initially going to Denzil will continue to claim the rest of simply be a 1~track dia the U.S. throughout the next few logue, but Mix quickly grew months.- into the digital ageand added Native U .K. frontman Denzil Tho a Mcintosh Quadra 950 and mas takes a direct approach to both his a 36x24 mixer board. . lyrics and his music. Unlike many artists, Mix will likely be Denzil does not mask the meanings of his spending many hours in the songs with metaphors. His straight-out studio putting together his story telling rules the sound waves that by DJ SW ANCE Z new album, which probably won't even be ream through this Pub. "We made a baby Axis rap critic done until sometime next year. He's thinking from a bottle of rum ... .I feel sad/When about calling it Urge Overkill, going back to this beautiful girl calls me Dad/ And I have A rap pioneer who has always grab a Swass feel. balanced his career on the edge, Sir Mix-A-Lot ''I'm gonna havt:; a lot of different styles has managed to stay on top in a business where and weirdersubjectmatter.I'm definitely going many others just get bent over. back in that direction," said Mix. r concert calendar ''I like taking chances; I always hav~I did it on Swass , and that's what made it so suc~ess ful," Sir Mix-A-Lot explained. When'' Salt-N-Peppa sit on Keh' Mo' I Pigface 4 Mix is more than music-He's a multi someone's face in a video talented businessman who's building up a nice ~ little nest egg. His real estate investments in it's alright, but if were to do Seattle have made him $300,000 to $400,000 iii. it then it would be sexist. ~= the last four years, while music has made him ~ nearly $7 million over the same period of time. Q. ''I would like to do something other than ·Pimpin' will once again be a theme for - (1Q '' music-notthatl don 'tlike.it, but eventually ,I'd Mix, as it always has been and always will be. ~ like to makeit 80 percent business and20percent Mix sees pimping as an analogy for the entire music,' cause right now it' stheotherwayaround," American economic system, explaining that said Mix. "capitalism is pimping, because America is just , Moist/ 11 Bonnie Raitt 12 Mix also owns a business named RD like a trick, and it's a system where we all have Collective Soul ~ · Electronics, which produces communications to sell ourselves." One thing Mix won'tsell out S- Call Ticketmaster at equipment. According to Mix, the business is is the music that's enabled him to become such doing quite well. a success. Sm 839-3900 for all major Mix is a man who put Seattle on the map "Winton Marsalis is an asshole who says o shows, and anything way before Pearl Jarri and Nirvana were even rap music isn't real music," said an irritated cutting demos. The 31-year-old rap superstar Mix. 'What the people want is music, and they ~ that Green Day may be sees the Seattle rap scene explodjng with up and want rap. Rap is just different, that's all. He =s involved in. coming artists such as Kid Sensation and E-Dog, learned for 40 years how to play the horn to ~ both of whom Mix produces. sound just like someone else," said Mix. "Seattle will bealotliketheBay area with Mix learned from the best. Growing up Digital Underground and Too Short-a lot of in late '70s, his influences were Parliament and Everything But 18 different sounding artists," Mix commented. Craftwerk (a late '70s German band). He lived The Girl ''Whereas Long Beach all sounds like that laid a funk life-style that ·is once again becoming back, weed-smoking sound which is cool, but popular because of recent videos by Ice Cube once you hear it, you know right where it's and Snoop Doggy Dogg. from," he added . As for the fur coats, Mix pas four, but . All these WestCoastrapperscomewitha before the animal activists get angry, he cau message and a story now about how rough it was tions that each of his coats are·made from road in the 'hood. Mix prefers a strong beat and booty kill. shaking bass over a serious, cliched message WlJat does Mix say to the misinformed anyday. people who claim that he exploits women be ''Miami bass is my favorite because they cause of such songs as, ''Put 'Em On The Potential never sold out," said Mix about his favorite Glass?" sounds. ''Everyoneelsesays, 'ThatSnoopsounds ''I don'tcall women bitches or ~o's, and Frenzy 28 good' and starts to sound like him, but Miami I hatemen who hit women," Mix responded. ''If never changes. Miami rap is the only rap left appreciating a woman's body is being sexist, .where it's all abo°iit fun," added Mix. thenl'msexist.WhenSalt-N-Peppasitonsome Miami and Orlando are two of the Chief guy's face in a video, it's all right, but ifl were Boot Knocka's (as he's referred to in the rap to do it, then it would be sexist," added Mix. community) favorite cities to hang out. The only This man helped rap become the multi reason he doesn't fly over more is that he's had million dollar industry it is today, and now he's some bad turbulence experiences in the past, and once again taking the street music to another now he's a little plane-shy. level. Pop Will Eat Itself The Soup Dragons Machine Head K's Choice Dos Dedos Mis Amigos Hydrophonic Bum My Eyes The Great Subconscious Club (Nothing/Interscope) (Polygram-Mercury) (Roadrunner) (Epic) Hey! Remember these guys? After their successful 1992 BumMyEyes iseasilythebest My first impression. of K's They had one hit (sort of) a few years release,Hotwired, the Scottish band metal album since Pantera's Far Be choice was that the band was just ago called "Can You Dig It?" which I The Soup Dragons have returned yond Driven. Machine Head is caus another wanna-be Cranbenics or found pretty cool. withHydrophonic. Thename"Soup ing a major tidal wave of commotion 10,000 Maniacs. 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You but also refreshing and delightful. He and he ignores and annoys his father. film. The fun was back at the sani Rated ''R" see actions and procedures that can seems relaxed, and his role is quite a At times Wellville seems a lift tarium, and straying off into another best be described by Mr. Lightbody as reverse from his usual serious and off-road. Some of the funniest scenes town just seemed to de1ay additional by DEREK KRAUSE "violated." dramatic roles. seem cutoff at the heightofits hilarity. laughs. Axis film critic Parker doesn't sacrifice mod The rest of Wellville's quality Parker seems to dismiss it and go on to Fun of "crackpot machines," esty,orforthatmatter,nonnalcy,ashe castareall equally satisfying, yetyoung another part of the story which, at the "quack medicines" and plenty of At the Battle Creek Sanitarium, uses some erratic sexual references Jacob Reynolds was quite the sur time, isn'tappealing at all. This makes sexual stimulation, The Road to health is at a premium and sex is "the like Mr. Cuntzy, clitoris, therapeutic prise. As the young George Kellogg, you lose that laugh-happy feeling. Wellville isatreatforthemind.Asfor sewer drain of a healthy body." In womb massage and "an erection is a Reynolds swpasses cute with a sly These scenes seem to drift mostly into the body, cringing is also at a pre Alan Parker's The Road to Wellville, flagpole on your grave." persona offorceful wit and sadness as thecomtlakeentrepreneurstory, which mium. this sanitarium is unusually disguised With such stirring dialogue, the as a screwy health resort where guests films casual nudity only emphasizes are supposedly cure.d through electri the absurdity of Kellogg's chaotic in cal stimulation, ferocious baths and stitution. I'm pretty sure I saw fed manure and grass over meat and everyone's chest at one time- if not potatoes. more than once. 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IO a.m.-5 p.m. - CLEARANCE CENTER _ ni_ e_ee_nrr_aI Fio_ _rida_ Fu_tu_re __~ o_ P- ini0 n October 27, 199 For once, peace overcomes violence and prejudice Finally, after over 40 years of war and violence, Israel and Jordan finally signed a peace treaty, bringing to a close a bloody chapter in Middle East history. The signing took place on a former minefield, an apt metaphor for the future of the already shaky peace that exists between the two nations. Despite continued terrorist attacks in the past week by Islamic fundamentalists, the accord was signed in a grand ceremony witnessed by over 5000 guests. Even within the two countries, there is still a great deal of animosity, and many feel the treaty wil1 not be as effective as first hoped. 0 Continued attacks. by the terrorist group Hamas only @ serves to expand the fear of the citizens of Israel and I Jordan, .as they struggle with the internal conflict of sud ~ ~ denly accepting their lifelong foes as friends and allies. For i most of the people living in these beleaguered countries, ~ the only life they can remember is one filled with the fear ;;; of bombs falling from the sky and terrorist snipers on ~ rooftops. Now, suddenly, everything is going to be right a again, or so their leaders claim. t In both nations, though, terrorist acts continue, as war _mongers and martyrs fight a losing battle to keep the fires of hatred burning brightly.Just last Wednesday, a Palistinian from the West Bank boarded a bus in Tel Aviv, carrying with him a package of dynamite. At 8:55, he stood up and blew himself to bits, killing 21 of its passengers. The blast was so intense that the bus literally disintegrated. Arms and legs were blasted out the windows, and police officers at the scene actually fainted at the sight of the carnage .....------ Israel as a whole shuddered. The delicate peace process fought so hard for wavered, threatening to collapse under Liberals, defamation and personal attacks the intense strain. But it held. The nature of recent attacks on conservatives by critics The leaders and governments of the two nations stood shows a clear trend in the new liberal ism of this country. In the strong, refusing to cave in to the demands of faction past, liberals embraced pluralism - accepting the existence BiynnerW. Yee terrorist gi:oups spread throughout both nations. Unlike so of different and/or opposing viewpoints while espousing their many times earlier, when the leaders waited for an oppor own·, and simply called for tolerance of "different" life-styles THE YOUNG REPUBLIC tunity to back c;mt of the agreement, claiming themselves to and ideals. These early thinkers preached what they lived; be the victims and demand more privileges from the treaty, they called for tolerance and tolerated those they deemed Democrats and liberals are also guilty of selectively crediting this time the leaders held their ground. intgle~ant. They branded their ideals enlightened and did not their cause with all the good refonns in history, while sweeping Peace talks continue between Israel and the Palestin brand their critics ignorant. their dark past under the rug. ians even under the hovering cloud of terrorism. In fact, However, the impatient, emotional offspring of these Let's focus on a response to one of my articles in the Hamas may have actually defeated their purpose by giving liberal ancestors are flame-throwing behemoths who speak ''Democrats and Liberals" series from a female student at UCF. It the leaders oflsrael and Jordan a challenge to continue the (or write) and call names before thinking. Their tactics are not · is a perfect example of sweeping asse1tions of intelligence, name process. As long as the leaders and governments of these to openly debate, criticize and disprove the opposition. In calling, branding and theories of questionable validity. two beleaguered countries remain strong and steadfast in stead, they chose to attack personal character, brand enemies She made the regular direct and roundabout insinuations of their battle for peace, they will succeed. ignorant, disclaim facts without supporting facts of their own ignorance, yelled misinfonnation.,and dogmatically dec1ared the Chad Brunner ~d call on the public to follow their suit in vamping misdi liberal "tolerance equals intelligent people" equation. Of course, Opinion editor rected outrage. herdefinitionoftolerancefarmoreresembledoutrightacceptance Sources: The Orlando'Sentinel Oct. 26, Time Oct. 31. A clear lack of respect, in calling for respect for the respect then simply literal tolerance (i.e. if you don't accept and fully of personal and/or minority rights (whether real or imaginary), resjJect socialism, gays and all other leftist agendas as valid, then Central Florida Future can be observed in articles by certain writers on the pages of you're a bigot). © 1994 The Central Florida Future, Inc. a UCF student newspaper. A recent writer alluded to conser- Ironically, she claimed men like myselflack principles despite Offices: 12243 University Blvd.• Orlando, FL 32817 . vatives as "Conservq!_@ucks" and " ... the MORONIC their ideals which they reprocess into the same old dogma . Newsroom: (407) 823-8192; FAX 823-9495 RIGHT ... " Instead of using facts to prove his/her point, a rash However, no discernible sense or data exists to back up her Editor in Chief Dave Bauer of profanity and frustrated curses follow. conclusion. · All I read was the same old liberal jargon equating herself and Managing Editor Katie Jones Liberals like to brand anyone opposing their ideals as her grand old left-swaying army to the freedom of slaves and the Sports Editor Jason Swancey homophobic, backwards, or stupid. Certain Future writers civil rights movement. How quickly and selectively they forget Entertainment Editor Sean Perry also have a bad habit ofmaking sweeping asserti9ns somehow of Opinion Editor Chad Brunner connecting the opposition with both the promotion of stupid Martin Luther King was a Christian and that the Republicans the North sought abolition while the racist Democrats lynched and Photo Editor Armando Solares ity and "bad writing." They magically connect intelligence whipped blacks during segregation. How fast they dismiss the Copy Editor Richard Agster with their new liberalism ideals, which, according to recent massive numberof Christians behind both the abolition ofslavery News Editor Scott C. Holbrook electoral trends, are deemed by most Americans as, well, · and desegregation. Production Manager Russ Welch STUPID! Why are conservatives and Republicans ignorant and Republicans and con~rvatives haven't changed ideologi Staff Writers: Omar Dajani, Derek Krause, Andrew stupid? Are all conservatives and Christians stupid? Why cally in their basic tenets, but the liberals of the Democratic party Varnon, Justin Delias, Sean Devaney, Brynner Yee, don't liberals ever state the logic that connects them with high have shifted with the winds, and their tainted lineage includes Mike Nemeth, Alycia Severson IQ's? Perhaps they believe their logic is too petulant to state. KKK members and black separatist racists. 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Pete Matchett ideas one pulls out of the air. the office holder- not to slander the man or woman behind the Distribution Manager Don Bates IfI were not giving liberals the benefit ofdoubt, however, there title. Administrative Asst. Ulla Pearson is the possibility that they simply follow the mud-slinging theory, No response will be given to the many critics who responded Advertising Sales Mike Battista, James Dourell, i.e. defame and slander the opposition and thus make oneself the to the second ''Democrats and Liberals" article, since whatever Andrea Vasquez hero with the ideals to paradise on earth. This is the most likely valid points made were negated and overshadowed by their lack Opinions expressed in The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or its truth, as can be seen in the tactics of this year's Democratic ofcivility. 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The Central Florida Future is a free. non-profit newspaper published twice-weekly during the academic year and weekly during the summer. wolfs clothing (since Democrats are also using conservative apparently due to insufficient credibility in concepts and debating The Central Florida Future, Inc , is a 501 c (3) Florida not-for-profit corporation and is not officially associated with the University of Central Florida. Single copies for values in their hopeless re-election campaigns this year). ability, to instead mudsling. students and faculty are free; additional copies may be purchased at the future office for $.15 each. 15 • The Central Florida Future • Oct. 27, 1994 YATES BARBER SHOP because the Chargers can't lose two si ve struggle whichmightcome down 7339 E. COLONIAL DR. Gridirol) Notes weeks in a row. Mirer will be wearing to a field goal. 273-0254 NO WAITING a Junior Seau coat all afternoon, cut Monday Nighter OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK ting out the Hawks passing game. M-F 8-5: 30PM wit/) ] aod] Chargers win big at home in this one. •••••••••••••••• •Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona -GreenBay PackersatChicago SAT 8-5 Game Reviews Cardinals. The Steelers are still with Bears. 'DaBearsarehavingproblems - SUN 8-3 •Danas Cowboys at Cincin out Barry Foster, -but Barn Morris recently under their new coach. They nati Bengals. The Cowpokes should looked damn good last week. The can't seem to get it all together. The seemingly breeze right through this Cardinals almost beat the Cowboys .,ackers lost a tough game last week to game-noproblem. That'swhatyou last week, and they're a real up and the Vikings by a field goal in overtime. GO TO OFFICER think. The Cowboys may be without down team. This week they'll be up The Pack will win this bruising Mon their leader, Troy Aikman, who suf and defeat the Steelers in arare defen- day night matchup in a dull affair. TRAINING fered a concussion last week against SCHOOL. the Cardinals. Buddy probably put a Game of the week: bounty on his head. Louis Oliver will Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills is our game of the Put your college degree to have a couple ofpicks ifRodney Peete week. This AFC showdown shoul~ provide many thrills starts. The game will be close, but work in the Air Force this Sunday. There will be a sack contest going on in this have no fear Cowboy fans, the Boys Officer Training School. Then, after gradu game: Bruce Smith against Derrick Thomas and Neil won't be the first team to fall to the Smith. Since there are two Chiefs, I'll take them in this ating from Officer Training _School, become hapless Bengals. one, but don't overlook Bruce and his Bills. •Detroit Lions at N.Y. Giants. a commissioned Air Force officer with great Dog of the week: The Giants have to win eventually, starting pay, complete medical and dental Minnesota Vikings at Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Vucs and this just may be the week. The care, 30 days of vacation with pay per year Giants would be winning more often have proven that it doesn't matter who's at quarterback - had they only kept Phil Simms and let They still suck. Minnny will win easy, and Tampa Bay is . aLd management opportunities. Learn if you Dave Brown mature for one more the most boring team in the NFL to watch. The qualify for higher education in the Air Force. season. The Giants' defense may hold combination of the two makes this game a real stinker. Sanders to under 1OOyards, and they'll Justin's record: Big JD has apparently hit his stride, Call Air Force Opportunities win one at home because of defense finally. JD went 8-4 this past week, and now he is right on Toll Free and Dan Reeves. Swancey's heels. Delias is now 41-33 overall. No need to 1-800-423-USAF •Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo worry, because Swancey remains consistent as well. You Bills. The Bills are a little banged up, can't beat the editor! .. and the Chiefs seem to have found Jason's record: Swancey's staying neck and neck with AIM HIGH. AIR FORCE their offense. But if the game comes Delias, still re"'.'aining a couple of lengths ahead in lhe down to the final minute and Joe has overall race. Jay was 8-4 last week also, with a 46-28 the ball, we all know who will win this recor~ for the season. If Delias ever hopes to hawk down Community Bio-Resources, Inc. game. Rich Stadium is never a fun Swancey, he had better start winning more games than Jason and quickly, 'cause this same record business ain't place to play, but the Chiefs will leave Until Robots getting the job done. that awful city with one more victory replace Hum ans undertheirbelts. r------, •Philadelphia Eagles at Wash- I Pi C kS I ···Y.our plasma will ington Redskins. The Eagles will win 1•Boys at Bengals (no line) -Oilers at Raiders (-8.5) I always he iiccdccl inanoffensiveshootoutRandallwill . Jason: Boys 28-15 over Jason: Raiders 21-18 over I 1 throwthreetouchdownpassestoChris Bengals Oilers DID YOU KNOW? Carter, because all he does is catch IJustin: Boys 38-14 over Justin: Raiders 24-13 over I YOUR PLASMA SAVES LIVES. touchdowns.NorvTurnerhastheGus IBengals · Oilers I Frerote offense running smooth as l•Lions at Giants (-2) •Vikes at Bucs (+6.5) I TH~"PLASMA YOU DONATE HELPS: silk, and they will present the Eagles I Jason: Giants 24-14 over Jason: Vikes 21-7 over Bucs I with a problem. To think, atone point I lions Justin: Vikes 28-14 over I *Patients in shock *Protect against infection this was a real defensive struggle. 1Justin: Giants 20-17 over Bucs I *Bleeding Disorders *Accident victims •Miami Dolphins at New En- lli.ons •Jets at Colts (-1) I *Provide intravenous *Provide clotting factors gland Patriots. We have another fChiefs at Bills (-2.5) Jason: Colts 24-14 over Jets I shootout this weekend in the NFL. Jason: Chiefs 28-24 over Justin: Colts 13-10 over Jets fluids for burns, for Hemophiliacs Marinowon'tlettheDolphinslosebut 1Bills •Hawks at Chargers (no line) surgery, or *New research on life neither will Bledsoe. Patriots are get- !Justin: Bills 21-17 over Jason: Chargers 21-18_over treatments of illness threatening dieseases ting better, but who cares-The Fins I Chiefs Hawks will win anyway. - l•Eagles at Wahsir:-gton (+6.5) Justin: Chargers 24-10 over "We will compensate you for your time -Cleveland Browns at Denver I Jason: Philly 31-28 over Hawks when giving the gift of life" Broncos. The Brownies have to be I Skins •Steelers at Cardinals (even) YOU CAN EARN OVER $120 f'ER MONTH weary of "the drive," and they cer- 1Justin: Philly 24-13 over Jason: Cards 26-18 over tainly won't be handing the ball to I Skins Steelers $25 UPON COMPLETION OF FIRST DONATION Earnest Byner on the two-yard line •Fins at Pats (-1) Justin: Cards 21-14 over Call for information and/or appoinlrncnt (He'sbackontheBrownsagain). The I Jason: Fins 34-28 over Pats Steelers 1122 W. Church St. (407) 841-2151 Orlando, FL. Broncos shocked everyone last week I Justin: Pats 31-28 over Fins •Packers at Bears( -2) bybeatingtheChargers,buttheywon't l•Browns at Broncos (-2.5) Monday Nighter. beattheBrowns-becausetheyrule. I Jason: Browns 21-14 over · Jason: Pack 21-10 over •Houston Oilers at L.A. Raid- I Broncos Bears ers. The Raiders will win in a game I.... Justin: ______Browns 14-10 over Justin: Bears 17-14 over _ FREE that will be very boring. 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The Hawks will go down $.95 Rose Specials Prompt Defivery Service ·Every Day! 1-800-881-LSAT Free Bridal Consultations I)) ) ) ~~c-~-~~-a~-re ~~s-- ports October 27, 1994 UCF must beat Liberty Saturday to have a playoff prayer 1) D The Golden Knights Chiles, who completes nearly 57 percent of his passes. His main target is Dion Cook, must beat Liberty handily · who has 25 catches for 458 yards and 4 ? ) this Saturday on the road. touchdowns. Last year, the Golden Knights took Last year, UCF beat them out their frustrations on the Liberty team ?) 55-19 at the Citrus Bowl. after losing to Troy State. Last year, UCF quarterback Darrin Hinshaw threw a ca reer-high six touchdowns, four to David by PAT KARSNICK Rhodes, and completed 21 of29 passes for ?J and TODD MAZZA 350 yards as the Golden Knights went on to Staff writers an easy victory 55-19. An interesting fact of the game is that ?) The UCF Golden Knights are com the Liberty Flames are led by coach Sam ing off of a heart-breaking loss to the Troy Rutigliano. In case the name slips your State Trojans this past weekend, and al mind, he was the coach of the Cleveland ready the loss is way behind them. ?) Browns - a.k.a. "Cardiac Kids" - and he "In our Sunday players' meeting, I wasNFLcoachoftheyearin both 1979 and told them the mourning period was over," 1980 after guiding the Browns to the play said UCF head coach Gene McDowell. offs. While at Liberty, he has posted a 34- ?) "We have another game this week, and our 27 record and a 3-3 record against the focus is now on Liberty." . Golden Knights. Liberty University (3-4) will host the Golden Knights this Saturday in Lynchburg, Va. The Golden Knights (5-3) go into the UCF dropped six spots to No. 17 in game in a must-win situation in order to be the latest Sports Network Poll. After 1) considered for a playoff berth. All things last weekend's crushing loss, UCF considered, this should be any easy victory has slipped just below the magic for the Golden Knights. number, because only the top 16 The Liberty Flames' offense is very teams in the poll receive playoff similar to UCF' s, as the have averaged 137 berths. yards per game rushing and 265 yards per The Golden Knights travel to game passing. (UCF's average is 175 yards Lynchburg, Va., this Saturday to per game rushing and 255 yards per game face the Liberty Flames at 7:30 p.m. passing.) But Liberty lacks the talent and The game will be re-aired on the size that UCF has. Sunshine Network Sunday at 3 p.m. UCF and Marquette Smith never got their running game off the ground Saturday. Liberty is led by quarterback Antwan UCF Volleyball team to host toumament this weekend ,, by DANIELLE FERNEZ TAAC title," Smith added. Staff writer However, Smith voiced her concern J) for the lack of support for the UCF volley The Golden Knights' volleyball team . ball team. She does not feel that there are has invited Drake, Stephen F. Austin and enough fans out at th-e home games. Florida Atlantic Universities to play on the "I am a UCF graduate from the class black and gold floor of the UCF Arena this of 1978. When I played vol1eyball for weekend in one of the major volleyball UCF, we played our games at the education tour.naments of the year, the UCF Invita- - buitding, and there were nights when it was tional. standing room only. That is the kind of UCF plays its two games of the tour support I am looking for." nament on Friday at'"'3 and 7 :30 p.m. The Senior outside hitter Kirsten Niedung second game of the day promises to be a also had a few things to say about the good one when the Golden Knights play attendance issue. Stephen F. Austin, who are ranked high in "I feel we need more publicity, a little J) the South region. more advertising," Niedung said. "People The Golden Knights remain unde need to know how good we are." feated in the Trans-America Athletic Con The Golden Knights are coming off a ference, 10-0. championship weekend, winning the Vir "We are exactly where I thought we ginia Commonwealth Tournament. would be in the T AAC at this point in our Niedungwas named tournament most valu 1) season," coach Laura Smith said. "I fully able player. She had 30 kills and 35 digs in expected us to be undefeated." three matc.hes for UCF. Smith was especially impressed with "I proved to myself this weekend that her team on Oct. 20 when it came back I am a good player," said Niedung, a trans-/ from two games down in the match and fer from the University of South Florida. behind 6-0 .in the third gam~ to defeat "Being named MVP has given me a lot of TAAC rival College of Charleston. confidence going into the conference tour SOLARES/Future "I hope we can hold on and win the nament." Tyra Harper and her teammates have been "killing" the competition this season. '!) UCJF JFoo~bsiRR: at Liberty, Saturday at 7:30 p.m. UCJF oRReylbaliR: UCF Invitational at the UCF Arena: Stephen F. Austin, Friday; Drake, Saturday UCJF Cro§§=COllilIDL~ry: TAAC Championships at Barnett Park, Saturday UCJF R glby: Miami at the Intramural Fields, Saturday at 2 p.m. I) W\OmeJTil 9§ §oc(Cer: Kentucky at NC State, Saturday at 2 p.m.; at Duke, Sunday at 1 p.m. Me:m?§ §o(Ccer: Florida Atlantic University ~occer Classic: Marshall, Saturday at 5 p.m.; University of 1) Dayton, Sunday at 2 p.m.