CULC Squatters Enter Third Month of Protests

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Photo by Rick Shaw / Student Publications The Occupy CULC movement has built momentum across a broad spectrum of campus. Above, students refuse to leave the CULC building during a planned protest. By Mon E. Bags But could the building be just escaping from his dirt-stained lips. napkins,” Lee said. employment,” said Dan D. Lyons, Investment Banker a little too inviting? With such de- The squatters mostly sleep, but The next morning the room head of opposition efforts. lightful amenities it’s understand- more organized activity seems to was empty upon search. Security As this trend continues and the The G. Wayne Clough Un- able that it might attract those be on the rise. is doing its best to keep control of homeless begin to make homes in dergraduate Learning Commons who lack the essentials: shelter, “I don’t think I’ll ever recov- the situation, although they are the beloved CULC, students must (CULC) was created with the vi- warmth and powder rooms. er from what I saw that night,” faced with many obstacles. be wary of their surroundings. sion of having a sustainable build- The first sightings of these said Brock Lee, a fourth-year “Our squatting campaign “We fully support the Occupy ing on campus that would serve as “Clough-squatters” or Clough- GHYTSN major. Mussolini’s eyes started out small, but is growing CULC movement. Its ‘We are the a gathering point for students to squats began occurring mid-Jan- clenched with the pained memory by the hour, as students increas- 99 percent’ slogan truly speaks collaborate on schoolwork, culti- uary, as temperatures fell under of what he witnessed the night be- ingly buy into our vision,” said to our values,” said Mickey Gor- vate their passions and encourage winter’s strong grip. fore in the bean bag room. Jim Sox, the President of Tech’s bachev, Starbucks manager, who studious habits. The building pro- “They make me feel awkward “There was hooting and howl- Occupy CULC chapter. “We are noted an 80 percent revenue in- vides everything a student could and uncomfortable while I am ing. They had a metal trash recep- the 99 percent.” crease over the past three weeks need for a long night; Starbucks, trying to study,” said Hugh De- tacle and were stirring something “Sometimes, I can’t tell wheth- alone. “It’s time that someone bean bag chairs, dry erase boards Mann, a second-year BA major, using a large wooden paddle. er it’s a squat sitting in the chair, bridged the wide gap between the and even showers in case the long as a Clough-squat was slumped in They were mostly naked, spare a typical college student or an art snooty and lazy one percent and nights become sleepy mornings. the chair next to him, deep snores loincloths made from Starbucks history student practicing for un- the hard-working 99 percent.” News Briefs Phasers approved for concealed carry By Armand Hammer range, my long Star Trek Expert range capabili- North Ave Dining Hall to ties have been Spaceco Vaporizer roll out permanent With a unanimous deci- severely lim- 24-hour option sion by the state legislature ited. With the 3450 late last night, the right to ability to carry Because the student traffic between carry phasers on campus has my standard issued 3 a.m. and 7 a.m. at the North Avenue Din- been approved. Kzinti phaser on and around ing Hall (NADH) continues to fall short of “This marks a pivotal campus I’m now safe at any requirements, NADH has decided to place point in Tech’s history. Safety range. Tech students should vending machines inside to continually provide and technology, two of our no longer have to worry • $800 24-hour service to students. great university’s biggest con- about criminals again. For • 50 shots per charge “It’s brilliant,” said Monsieur Ratatouille, cerns, have now come any would • Power levels: Stun, Kill, head chef of the dining hall. “Now we won’t be together to create a “For any would be thugs out Vaporize wasting food or our time.” single solution to a there, I say, • Available Colors: Futuris- This plan still requires students to scan their problem that has been be thugs out ‘Come at tic Silver, Sexy Pink, Black BuzzCard to gain access to the machines. plaguing campus for there, I say, me, Bro,’” Pearl, Galactic Blue, Older “We don’t want [the homeless] and the like sometime now,” said said Wil- Gold coming here for the food,” Ratatouille said. Institute President ‘Come at me, liam Nim- • Licenses can be obtain in “Then we’d have to refill the machines during G.P. “Bud” Peter- Bro.’” roy, third- Starbase 9264, Sector 001 the time period because they’d all eat the darn son in a statement year DADA food!” moments after hear- William ( D e f e n s e However, the vending machines will still be ing that the bill was Nimroy Against the across the country. It’s some dors from across the galaxy closed Friday evening to Sunday afternoon. passed. Dark Arts) thing all Georgians should be have been pouring in to take “Our goal is to save money,” Ratatouille Students in sup- DADA ‘13 major and proud of,” Deal said. root in a previously untapped said. “By closing these machines at that time, port of the bill agree with NRA member. This comes just days after market. we’ll save money on electricity. ‘Tis the season Peterson, saying that the right The bill will now go to the passage of another law Spaceco, currently the for green. Environmentally speaking of course.” to carry concealed phasers on the desk of Governor Nathan supporting the lawful posses- largest manufacturer of phas- The content in the machines, however, will campus will drastically re- Deal, who is expected to sign sion of lightsabers on campus ers in the Milky Way Galaxy, be the same as those throughout the campus. duce the amount of on cam- the bill into law. and the great “Students for has proposed plans to build a “We’ll have candybars and stuff like that pus crime. “This piece of legislation Campus Safety” riots. store in Midtown, where cus- in there,” said Koyn Slot, Vending Machines “I’ve been carrying nun- is really cutting edge and will Already, the economy of tomers could try out different Global Infrastructure Consultant. “It won’t be chucks and ninja stars for likely serve as a model for the state of Georgia has seen products before purchasing anything special, but if 24 hours is what the years. While effective at close safety on college campuses an uptick in activity as ven- them. students want, then that’s what they get.” 2 • March 30, 2012 • Technique NEWS GTPD partners with Robocops GT Housing confusion causes By April Fool relocation to trailer parks Vigilante

A shipment of RoboCops is scheduled to ar- rive at GTPD early next week. GTPD has decided to implement RoboCops on campus in attempt to increase security at Tech. Desperate to decrease the amount of crime in the area, Atlanta City police directed GTPD to find alternative methods to fight campus crime. “Tech is getting a bad rap for its crime on campus. After attending the ‘Let’s Make Col- lege Campuses Safe’ Police Conference back in February, I was suddenly inspired during one Photo by Olive Yew / Student Publications of our weekly movie nights,” said Chief Deputy Ralphie Wiggum of the Atlanta Police. Due to confusion with the new online housing system, hundreds One of the featured films was the 1987 film, of students left Tech for off-campus housing, mostly trailer parks. RoboCop. In this film, police in Detroit, Michi- gan develop cyborgs to combat the incessant By Leroy Jankins I made it through, and when I ac- crime and financial turndown of the city. Home Park Resident tually made it to the pick-a-room Officer Guthridge is the mastermind behind phase, every room on campus the idea of installing RoboCops around campus. The Department of Housing was filled with one-person room “RoboCop is a prime example of what Tech made a surprise announcement on squatters,” said Ho Ma Liss, a needs, and that is constant surveillance. There is Thursday, March 29, unveiling a second-year AE major. only so much territory my buds and I can cover new housing option it would be In order to keep such students in a night,” said Officer Georgie Porgie. making available to students in in the system, Housing is provid- “We designed the features we think are most Fall 2012. In addition to East and ing a new housing option to stu- useful for a RoboCop to have at designyourown- West Campus housing options, dents: trailers. The trailers will robocop.com,” said Officer Billy Goat. Housing will offer accommoda- come equipped with all the ame- RoboCops will have powerful sensors tions in the Home Park area too. nities of freshmen dorms, with throughout their structures. Minor movement The new Housing form, de- a few additional bonuses. The will be monitored, but the RoboCop is built to vised to make applying for hous- square footage will actually be a detect human movement. ing easier, resulted in a large num- bit higher than that of the dorms, The RoboCops will be installed in areas all ber of confused students either and come equipped with private around campus. They will rotate areas periodi- not applying in time or becoming bathrooms. cally, however their locations cannot be revealed. so frustrated with the form that “Really, I don’t see a down side. Rumors say that some will be hidden in trees, they gave up, preferring homeless- It really is a better option for the Peter’s Parking Deck, the seventh floor of the li- ness on the street to continuing same price, and, with the extra brary and some even underground locations. with the form. robotic patrols, I don’t see safety The GTPD will host an open forum on April Photo by Manny Kin / Student Publications “It was just too much to take. as nearly as big an issue as it used 31 for students to learn about the impending Ro- After facing months of campus safety issues at Tech, I was booted from the first page of to be,” said Mann Gaga, a fourth- bocop program. GTPD finalized the decision to mobilize Robocops. the application eight times before year PUBP major. Friday, March 30, 2012 • Volume 97, Issue 28 • nique.net Tech chefs face off Students compete to create the tastiest morsel and learn new dishes.413 TechniqueThe South’s Liveliest College Newspaper

The Re-hand RACE grasps win at is InVenture By Lauren Brett ON Contributing Writer Students, faculty and community flocked to the Ferst Center on Tuesday, March 13, for the 2012 InVenture Prize. In the competition, Tech undergraduate students submitted their own inventions, in the hopes of winning the grand prize of fifteen thousand dollars, the free services of a patent attorney, and acceptance to Flashpoint, Tech’s startup accelerator program. Sponsored by Georgia Public Broadcasting and hosted by New York Times columnist David Pogue and Tech professor Dr. Bahareh Azizi, the competition was streamed live on the GBP site, allowing for unlimited audience access. The show featured the six finalists, who were chosen from over 500 students, and then went on to make it through two more rounds of cuts. However, the InVenture Prize has goals other than handing out a $15,000 grand prize as well as a $10,000 second place prize. Gaining Photo courtesy of Hammond-Andrews Campaign Photo courtesy of Mordel-Khanduri Campaign community attention, especially from a younger audience has been emphasized. This year’s competition had both a high school group as well as two elementary schools in its audience. Hammond, Andrews Mordel, Khanduri say “The importance of engineering…has been lost on younger generations”, said Vice Provost pledge to“Stand Up,” “Spark” of experience will Ray Vito, “[The Inventure Prize] helps young people understand that engineering is actually advocate for students a lot of fun and can be very useful in a lot of deliver victory ways.” By Mike Donoohue cacy project—get a student By Mike Donoohue what we can continue to do Vito believes that the competition has stim- News Editor representative on the Board News Editor in two years as opposed to ulated entrepreneurial activity. of Regents. one is unreal,” Mordel said of “Before the InVenture Prize, I did not know Hunter Hammond and “There is [a student] ad- Eran Mordel, a third-year his time as Vice President of of many students with patents. Now, there are Kia Andrews, candidates visory council for the Board ISYE major, and Amit Khan- Campus Affairs and Khan- a number of students who have obtained pat- for SGA Undergraduate of Regents...but that’s not a duri, a third-year BA major duri’s time as Vice President ents”, Vito said. Students who have just been President and Executive Vice voice. It’s an outlet to make want to make two things of Academic Affairs for Un- accepted to Tech are also encouraged to come President, plan on making you feel placated,” Ham- clear in their campaign to be dergraduate SGA. to the competition. advocacy a central part of mond said. the next Undergraduate SGA Mordel and Khanduri “One thing I’ve realized in life is that you their campaign. Hammond said he’s talk- President and Executive Vice hope to continue and expand get what you celebrate…and [the Inventure “[SGA’s] not meant to get ed to several past SGA presi- President: they have the di- upon the initiatives they have Prize] is an opportunity for us to recognize un- its name out there, not meant dents and has a plan based versity and experience to best worked on this year should dergraduates and celebrate their achievements,” to be a brand generator. It’s on rallying support at Tech represent the student body. they be elected. Khanduri Vito said. meant to be an advocate,” and across the state. “I think we’re extremely pointed out the potential The competition also hosted a panel of said Hammond, a third-year “Pressure goes a long representative [of the student benefits of many of the aca- judges containing several businesspeople. Paul BA major who is currently way,” Hammond said. body] between us in our in- demic resources his SGA Ollinger, a regional VP of Sales at Facebook, the junior class president in Hammond’s opponent in volvements,” said Mordel, committees are working on, was one of Facebook’s original 250 employees. the Undergraduate House of the election believes the ini- pointing in part to his Israeli such as a syllabus database. Deborah Kilpatrick is a Tech alumna and Se- Representatives. tiative might be too tough to background and Khanduri’s “[Focusing on] those re- nior VP at Cardio DX, a genomic medicine He has headlined his Indian heritage. company. David Phelps is the President and campaign with one big advo- See Hammond, page 7 “What we have done and See Mordel, page 7 See InVenture, page 7 Assault survivors, poet speak at Take Back the Night By Jordan Lockwood pion said. who spoke in order to engage men Staff Writer Champion views the event as way on campus to participate in sexual to safely tell stories survivors might and domestic violence awareness The Kessler Campanile was filled typically be uncomfortable recount- and prevention. He argued that with students and candlelight on ing. simple risk reduction practices are Thursday, March 15, for the eigh- “The best way to raise awareness not enough, but that bystander in- teenth annual Take Back the Night about any gender-based violence is tervention and education are essen- event. to talk about it, because it creates a tial tools in the effort to eliminate A component of Women’s Aware- safe space for other survivors to feel sexual violence. ness Month, the vigil was in honor comfortable to tell their stories,” she “I thought Take Back the Night of survivors of sexual assault and said. was a great event,” said Nick Gober, aimed to educate campus about is- Champion’s mother, K.T., deliv- second-year CHEM major. “I really sues related to sexual violence. The ered a speech recounting her expe- learned a lot about the issue of sex- planning committee was chaired by rience being assaulted thirty years ual assault and how I, as a guy, can Julie Champion, fifth-year BME ago, moving many audience mem- help prevent it. I really enjoyed it.” major. bers to tears. Her speech was a new Student speakers recounted their “I decided to chair the event addition to the program and was experiences with violence and their Photo by Sho Kitamura / Student Publications because my mother is a survivor of met with a standing ovation. messages of triumph in hopes to in- sexual assault and I am a survivor of Also new to the program this Theresa Davis, a slam poet, performs at Take Back the Night. intimate partner violence,” Cham- year was a male ally, John Noojin, See Night, page 7 Presenters spoke about overcoming sexual violence. 4 • March 30, 2012 • Technique NEWS

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` galley. The first officer declared Council Clippings an emergency and the plane This week in Student Government Breaking landed at about 11 a.m. in Am- the arillo, Texas. Law enforcement ach Tuesday, elected members of the two houses of the Student Government Association, the met the aircraft and removed Undergraduate House of Representatives (UHR) and the Graduate Student Senate (GSS), convene to Osborne from the plane. Econsider allocation bills and discuss issues facing campus. Here is a summary of those two meetings. Bubble - CNN By Kyle Bulkey, Contributing Writer Pilot restrained by USG illegal immigrant tee gets the first look at the budget passengers Bill Summary request and makes certain recom- ban defeated mendations for cuts based on its A JetBlue pilot has been Bill Amount GSS UHR policy—like limiting travel fund- charged with interfering with The provision in the Geor- ing and limiting the number of his flight crew after an bizare gia immigration measure that Israel Fest $2411 27-0-0 41-0-0 events or competitions that SGA midair behavioral meltdown would have barred undocu- Paintball Club Tournaments $2000 25-0-2 38-2-1 can fund for a single organiza- which lead to an emergency mented immigrants from pub- T Scavenger Hunt $77.70 20-1-1 37-0-1 tion—as well as other cuts. With landing on a flight from New lic higher education institu- Ramblin’ Rocket Club Launch $367.66 17-0-0 39-0-0 JFC recommendations in place, York to Las Vegas. tions has been dropped. The HyTech Racing Team Trailer $7011 26-0-0 38-1-0 the budget stood at about $4.9 The pilot, Clayton Osborne, bill’s author, Sen. Barry Lou- Enterprise to Empower $30.09 17-0-0 41-0-0 million. 49, faces a maximum 20 years dermilk, R-Cassville, said the International Language Café $303.50 17-0-0 42-0-0 Charlie Crosson, President of in prison and a $250,000 fine if bill lacked the support to move International Karaoke Night $40.00 17-0-0 40-0-0 the JFC, explained the rationale convicted. to the state House floor with ACS Bowling Night $300.00 6-12-5 37-1-2 for some of the other cuts. About halfway into the five that language. American Nuclear Society $1,830 16-0-0 39-0-1 “We try to scrutinize any large hour flight, Osborne left the Loudermilk said the col- Grad. Student Conference Fund $25,000 16-0-0 40-0-1 increases from the previous year. cockpit to use the lavatory, but lege ban “was stalling the bill” Women’s Rugby Team Playoffs $445.92 24-0-0 39-0-0 If an organization can justify ask- failed to follow security proto- in the House and threatened Bretton Woods Symposium $125.09 --- 40-0-0 ing for more funds, we’ll approve col, alarming the crew. He then to thwart other aspects of the it, but otherwise, we try to keep banged on the lavatory door measure. Prior Year: $265,449.48 Capital Outlay: $735,073.64 all their line items at their prior and told the female passenger “It wasn’t worth jeopardiz- year amounts,” Crosson said. inside that he needed to go to ing the entire bill,” he said. In the budget process and dur- the bathroom. Provisions still in the bill would ing the rest of the year, SGA en- By that time, the first of- tweak last year’s sweeping ille- GSS passes budget, UHR next UHR held its second in a series of courages organizations to look for ficer had summoned another gal immigration law, notably to Each year, student organiza- meetings designed to review these outside sources of funding and de- JetBlue pilot who had been the requirements for applicants tions across campus submit bud- budget requests and strike any crease their dependence on SGA. traveling as a passenger to enter for public benefits and to ac- get proposals to SGA in order to unnecessary requests. The GSS the cockpit and the two locked ceptable forms of identification request funding for the upcoming completed its review process in a SGA elections begin themselves inside. for certain government trans- fiscal year. SGA is responsible for single meeting last Wednesday. Campaigning for SGA elec- From the cabin, Osborne actions. funding large organizations like When the UHR version of the tions began on Sunday evening. tried to enter his security code The House is scheduled the CRC and the Student Center, budget is finished, a conference Only one person each applied for to gain access to the cockpit to vote on the amended bill the Technique and WREK Radio, committee comprised of members the Graduate President and Grad- and repeatedly banged on the Thursday, the last day of the and smaller organizations like of both houses will meet to rec- uate Executive Vice President door and was mumbling about session. If the House approves sports and special interest clubs. oncile differences and produce a spots: Michael Kirka and Gareth Sept. 11, Iraq, Iran, and terror- the bill, it would then return to This year, total budget requests for final budget. Guvanasen. ists. The first officer the ordered the Senate for final passage be- all of these organizations exceeded In order to meet its alloca- Voting will take place from passengers to restrain Osborne. fore moving on to Gov. Nathan $5.4 million. SGA has set an allo- tion goal, SGA will have to cut Friday, April 6 to Wednesday, Several did just that, sub- Deal. cation goal of $4.6 million. $800,000 from various organiza- April 11 online at elections.gat- duing the pilot in the forward - The AJC On Tuesday, March 11, the tions. The Joint Finance Commit- ech.edu. CLASSIFIEDS

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Hammond from page 3 Mordel from page 3 achieve in a short time frame. sources will have such a huge im- “It’s not gonna happen,” said mediate impact in the next few Eran Mordel, also a candidate for years.” Khanduri said. Undergraduate SGA President, of In SGA, both candidates over- the idea of getting a student rep- see several committees, which resentative on the Board in one perform much of the day to day year. “I think it’s a great idea, but work. One of the ticket’s oppo- we have to remember what’s func- nents, Kia Andrews, a third-year tionally possible in a year. We can B.A. major running for Executive lay the groundwork for two or Vice Presdient, said that some of three years.” Mordel and Khanduri’s initiatives Hammond is confident he should be attributed to the work would succeed despite the doubts. of committee chairs. “A year was ample time in the “A lot of [Mordel’s] accom- past to have p l i s h m e n t s this discussion, were accom- it will be ample plishments that now in the the committee Photo by Sho Kitamura / Student Publications present,” Ham- chairs were do- (L-R) Daphne Vincent, Kunal MacDonald and Elizabeth LeMar with David Pogue after winning the mond wrote in ing,” Andrews, InVenture Prize. They and Alkindi Kibria (not pictured) invented a hand-rehabilitation device. a statement on who is one of his website. Mordel’s com- A n d r e w s mittee chairs, InVenture from page 3 Team Re-Hand has already Mar said. “These people are our plans to bal- ANDREWS said. “We put KHANDURI begun to plan their next move motivation to continue forward ance Ham- in a lot of effort CEO of CreoSalus, one of the since winning the competition with Re-Hand’s production to mond’s focus on advocacy with and a lot of that effort gives glory world’s most comprehensive pep- “We plan to move forward provide them with a fun and in- her own focus on engaging all to [Mordel]” tide science company. with Re-Hand and try and get it teractive method of hand rehabili- parts of the student body. Mordel’s campaign responded This year’s InVenture Prize to market and in the hands of pa- tation.” “SGA is responsible for reach- to that criticism over Twitter. winner was a team of four inven- tients,” Kibria said. “Some of our “The biggest benefit of entering out and letting other students “Committee Chairs = team. tors: Alkindi Kibria, Elizabeth group members will be attending ing this competition isn’t the pos- know what SGA is, and what Our campaign IS our team.,” said LeMar, Kunal MacDonald, and Flashpoint, Tech’s startup accel- sibility of winning the money or SGA can do for all students,” said the tweet from the campaign’s of- Daphne Vincent. Their invention, eration program, while the others the patent. It is the opportunity… Andrews, a third-year B.A. major ficial account. called Re-Hand, provides a reha- will be reaching out to industry to learn from faculty who are es- and chair of SGA’s Cultural and When asked about campus bilitation method for persons with representatives and venture capi- tablished in industry and are dedi- Diversity Affairs Committee. safety, Mordel said his work could hand weakness. talists in order to get funding for cated to helping you succeed,” Le- She pointed to athletes and in- go to prevent muggings like the “We believe that Re-Hand Re-Hand.” Mar said. ternational students, as well as mi- one near the Library on March 8. will allow people to gain back The team took part in the com- Christopher Vollo and Mat- nority and cultural organizations, “Right where the [Library] the independence that they once petition in order to help patients thew Stoddard came in second as groups that could become more Clery Act happened, that’s where had.” said Vincent. “That’s why and to learn how to develop a place with Stylii, an ultra-sensitive closely involved in SGA. the Midnight Rambler was sup- we are so excited about winning product and eventually bring it to stylus. Hammond, if elected, would posed to come, but they didn’t Inventure. Now that we have our market. Kevin Parson, Matthew Lee, be the first SGA President who have the money,” said Mordel, re- first investment and a patent, we “There are 30 million people Priya Patil and Benji Hoover took did not serve on the SGA execu- ferring to his work to secure more are headed in the right direction in the US alone who suffer from third place with CardiacTech, a tive cabinet since 2004. Ham- comprehensive coverage. to make Re-Hand a reality.” weakened hand conditions,” Le- patient-friendly chest retractor. mond is confident in his record. Mordel and Khanduri see this “I challenge anybody to say I year as one where they bring to Night from page 3 feeling is, if telling my story can Davis visited the event and don’t have as much experience as students a number of concrete ini- help even one person who has performed two of her slam poems, [Mordel] and Amit [Khanduri],” tiatives while laying the ground- form and inspire. been abused to speak out too, then which dramatized her past expe- Hammond said. work for broader change further “When I spoke at Take Back it’s necessary.” riences with domestic and sexual He views his ticket as a new in the future. the Night, I was nervous because In addition to the speakers, violence. option. “We’re not going to change the I had never shared my story with the event featured representatives Her accomplishments include “If you want to see a different culture in a year. We want to set such a large crowd,” said Chris- from the Counseling Center, of- being the Women of the World SGA...you have to look a little bit the groundwork for that type of tianna Madson, third-year ALIS ficers from the GT Police De- Poetry Slam Champion and outside of the construct,” Ham- involvement in student govern- major. “In fact, many of my best partment, and slam poet Theresa Atlanta Art Amok Slam Team mond said. ment,” Mordel said. friends hadn’t heard it. But my Davis. Grand Champion last year.

sliver www.nique.net With wine, it’s 9 am somewhere! I may jinx it...but we haven’t had that many Cleary Acts! You jinxed it. You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. Because you can’t buy class... commissioned my first painting today. it feels good rachel nre wolfpack= bigtime wolfpack tying sweatshirts around the waist is still cool! in case you were wondering, i love you The tall scarf guy at Under the Couch is just the right rub for me Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number. Call me? Maybe? I feel like she’s my grandchild. I just want to spoil her with love and cookies. Went home for Spring break after several months. Found out parents decked our house with brand new furniture. #thanksfor- waitingmomanddad To the MSA students handing out Qurans, you guys rock! Little known fact - the RHA Auditor’s name is in fact “The Audi- tor” - you must address him as such Congrats to the GTWBB for playing a helluva game sunday, it was awsome clear eyes.full hearts.can’t lose Dearest roommate: don’t hate the earth; recycle! saw a guy smoking AND blatantly littering outside the CULC. Really? Hey cute girl wearing the pink skirt at the Library on Tuesday... wanna go out? Why is organic chem so painful? actually, I think leggings make GREAT pants. - happy student One red route, two red route, three red route, blue! They see us trollin’, aiming a lazer in front of them from the 4th floor window. change ‘with highest honor’ to summa cum laude. it sounds better! Opinions Editor: Chris Russell Technique All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: 8 freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. Friday, Opinions ”“ —Winston Churchill March 30, 2012 YOUR VIEWS Letters to the Editor OUR VIEWS Consensus Opinion SGA Elections CRC accusations Students should look to candidates with critical eye unfounded, incorrect With SGA elections approaching quickly, handedly save HOPE, it’s important to Regarding the article “Report it is important for students to start thinking ask whether they can have any significant shows accounting errors at CRC,” Write to us: about who will represent them and, even influence on an issue—or better, a plan of the allegations made in the article were hasty. Ken Lovic has been an [email protected] more, why they should care who represents action—or if they are just talking about issues excellent Sport Club Coordinator them. In particular, it is important to keep in they know students want to hear about. High through the years and has always We welcome your letters mind that the administration is also focused goals are valuable and important, but it is made it clear to our club how to in response to Technique on more long-terms goals, goals that most also important to approach what candidate’s properly, legally and legitimately handle our finances. content as well as topics rel- students here right now will never see. Much say with both a dose of skepticism and with The CRC and Ken Lovic are evant to campus. We will of the Institute’s Strategic Plan is focused on an eye towards their smaller (and more likely trustworthy entities with out- print letters on a timely and the long-haul, five or more years down the to succeed) policies and plans. standing reputations. Your article space-available basis. unfairly and hastily accuses Ken Letters should not ex- road. Students, however, need someone who At the end of the day, the character and and the CRC of criminal activity. will focus on more immediate goals, ones that achievements of the candidates are important ceed 400 words and should This is completely unfair. Espe- be submitted by Tuesday they might actually see the fruits of before as well. It doesn’t matter how many titles cially before the meeting that was at 7 p.m. in order to be graduating. Most importantly, students also the candidates have, how many honors just held where almost everything was cleared-up, and it was deter- printed in the following need someone to fight for the issue that, for they’ve received, which organizations they mined that nothing was done in- Friday’s issue. Include your many, matters most: keeping tuition rates have been in or which fraternities they are a correctly on Ken Lovic’s part. full name, year (1st, 2nd, low and protecting what is left of HOPE. part of. What should be at the forefront of Please be more careful in your etc.) and major. We reserve While it is naïve to think that the student voters’ minds should be what the candidates reporting. You have misrepresent- the right to edit for style ed an organization that is very im- and length. Only one sub- body presidents can control these interests, have achieved, what they have changed and portant to me and my club. they can at the very least apply pressure in how organizations have benefitted from mission per person will be the direction of students’ best interests. their contributions. In the same way that John Nahabedian printed per term. This recognition of the limits of the student an employer will not be impressed by a list Pres., GT Skydiving Club body presidents’ powers is also important for of titles without a record of achievement, students to keep in mind. If a candidate is students shouldn’t focus on what names a making pie-in-the-sky promises to improve candidate can drop, but what they are capable campus safety, keep tuition low and single- of and what they have achieved. TEDx teaches Tech The Consensus Opinion reflects the majority opinion of the Editorial Board of the Technique, but not necessarily the opinions of individual editors. world-class ideas “[T]here was something surreal Technique Editorial Board about watching experts in their Vijai Narayanan, Editor-in-Chief fields tell stories of the...amazing Kamna Bohra, Managing Editor things they were doing” Maddie Cook, Production Manager Nishant Prasadh, Development Editor Mike Donohue, News Editor Chris Russell, Opinions Editor Sharad Gopal Will Folsom, Photography Editor Alex Sohani, Sports Editor Co-organizer, TEDxGeorgiaTech Siddharth Gurnani, Focus Editor Hank Whitson, Entertainment Editor

I first stumbled upon www. communities, organizations and Tech Beautification Day By Casey Tisdel TED.com the summer before individuals the opportunity to coming to Tech (in ‘08), and need- congregate and simulate dialogue less to say I was mildly addicted to through TED-like experiences lo- the website for a while. There were cally. TEDx started as an experi- not as many short and informative ment with the first event held at talks online about random inter- USC in 2009. Since, it has grown esting subjects including tech- virally and established a presence nology back then, and initially at most major cities and universi- there was something surreal about ties in the US and internationally. watching experts in their fields Tech—being home to both tell stories of the fascinating and ground-breaking research and amazing things they were doing, world-class thinkers and innova- discovering and inventing. tors—is a perfect environment For those that have not heard for an event of such a nature. of of it, TED is a set of conferences such a nature. In addition, such an that has gained widespread popu- event seemed to fill the disconnect larity in the last couple of years, that exists between the faculty mostly due to the popularity of doing ground-breaking research the talks that they started put- and their students, especially ting up online in 2006. TED those undergraduates who watch stands for “Technology Entertain- silently from afar. Inviting these ment and Design,” and the TED innovators to speak at a TED-like conference was founded in 1984. event brings together the curious Over time it has evolved into more and pioneers in their fields and than just a conference, largely due provides a forum for both parties to the community that it has cre- to have a dialogue. ated around the talks that are put Take for example Dr. Wein- up online. TED’s official mission berg, Director of the Center for is “Ideas Worth Spreading,” and Music Technology, and Shimon, over the years it has launched the improvising musical robot. some other initiatives to fulfill Like most students, I had seen that mission. Shimon on the Tech football PSA TEDx is one such initiative. and again on Tech’s homepage. TEDx was created to further TEDx TED’s mission and to give local See , page 10 OPINIONS Technique • March 30, 2012 • 9 01001011010Two Bits01010100110 BUZZ ElectionAh, spring. That glorious season calls for even morethe thingapathy I find most fascinat- Around Campus time of year when students ing is that you undergrads still stumble back onto campus, have elections. Here in gradu- nursing hangovers and at- ate school, our apathy skills tempting to slog through the have been so finely refined that last few weeks of the year. not only can we not muster up What do you think is the The weather, while warm and the attention required to vote, sunny, just adds to the head- we can hardly even muster up most important issue in the aches of the average student by someone to vote for. For the reminding them exactly how second year running, the cam- SGA elections?? much they’re missing while paign for graduate president studying inside. These head- is a single-candidate election, aches are just exacerbated by or, as I like to call it, a “coro- two other annoying, highly nation.” While it might be a visible characteristics of the while before he gets to use his spring semester: clouds of ob- graduation robes, the graduate noxious pollen and clouds of president will almost certainly campaigners out in force for have a set of royal robes to keep SGA election season. him warm in the meantime. Sometimes, though, I hesi- However, despite all reasons tate to even call it an “elec- to the contrary, some students tion.” “Facebook-powered will resist the siren song of smiling contest” might be a apathy and campaign for their Chandler Price more accurate representation chosen candidate. They’ll hit of what actually goes on. If my the pavement, they’ll shake Third-year PSYC Facebook feed is any justifica- hands, they’ll pass out stickers, “Campus Safety.” tion, the deciding factor will date paying a “subtle” hom- dates use to get that all im- they’ll create Facebook events clearly be which candidate can age to the Institute by always portant laugh-vote. Will it be and invite all their friends, get more of their friends to put wearing old gold, the buzz- a Mr. Quiggly style moonwalk they’ll wonder why all their a little “Vote for X!” badge on word tags on Twitter. It’s all through the student center? Or friends are suddenly blocking their profile picture. And re- just critical. perhaps a having the grizzled them on Facebook and diving ally, isn’t this the way it should But really, as with all things voice of Clint Eastwood en- into bushes when they pass. be? A rational discussion of in life, what’s really important dorse the tenacity of a candi- They’ll turn Skiles and the Stu- issues and policies is nothing is who can capture the social date as he walks purposefully dent Center into insurpassable when compared to issues like media scene. While I wasn’t through Home Park? All I can minefields of flyers and candi- who has the cuter little pastel- here for the enlightened reign say is that I hope no “Sexy and date evangelists. They’ll climb colored circle obscuring their of the great Corey T. Boone, I Know It” parodies find their ladders to post campaign flyers friends’ faces. Esq., how could I miss that way into the fray. The candi- in Howie’s lecture halls, then The devil really is in the masterful Old Spice spoof that dates are all lovely people, but completely forget about them details with these campaigns. he and his chiseled jaw used the world is a better place with- until well into next spring. In The ever-important balance to win the election? I’m all out them wiggling in Speedos short, they’ll care. And they’ll of black-and-white and sepia aquiver to see what viral spoofs at the Campanile. do their best to make us care, campaign photos, each candi- this year’s undergrad candi- Even given all this, though, too. Patrick Farrell Second-year AE “Organizing events for the entire student body.” VotingThe election for ona Presi- issues necessary fortion, Techies it is our duty as citizens dent of the United States is a “We all have something to to vote. We have the ability to big deal. A question that I’ve contribute to this election, put the people in power who heard lately is, “Why should we believe will best imple- I vote if there’s no one I like?” whether or not we prefer one ment STEM developments The answer is, simply, because candidate over another.” and projects. STEM encom- on some issue, you know more passes a plethora of fields, all than your average American. If Maddie Cook of which are relevant to the you don’t like the specific can- rest of our lives. We are intelli- didates, choose an issue to vote Production Manager gent and informed in our areas on instead. November may be of expertise, why not share our several months away, but it is education with the rest of the never too early to think about their platforms and are going four years. With an Economics nation? who is capable of running the to require the help of MEs to education, voters can analyze We all have something to US for the next four years. continue this initiative. This our current situation and make contribute to this election, As a Tech student eligible means that your vote as a ME a decision on which candidate whether or not we prefer one to vote, your vote determines will help select the president has the best plan to further im- candidate over another. Allyson Rogers many options for your future. you believe to have the best vi- prove the unemployment rate. While we might not all First-year CHBE Depending on who is elected sion to improve this policy. We need the knowledge pursue jobs in the area we are to office, your research funds As a student majoring in of these majors and all other studying as an undergraduate “Advocacy to the Board of as a researcher in GTRI could CEE, why should you care studies at Tech to contribute student, we learn how to take be greatly affected. Your sal- about this election? to the presidential election. As a problem, analyze it and find Regents.” ary as a nuclear engineer for The environment is becom- one of the highest recognized a solution. Tech trains us to the Navy can be affected by ing a more important topic institutions for STEM majors, do this in the classroom with changes in the defense budget every day. Natural disasters America needs our opinion, hopes that we apply it to situa- a president proposes. With an are becoming more frequent and in a way, America requests tions outside of the classroom. increasing demand in STEM and the infrastructure of US it. My suggestion to those careers, students graduating roads and highways is out- As he said in the State of who can’t make up their mind from Tech are undoubtedly dated and needs improvement. the Union this past January, which presidential personality going to play a role in our fu- Civil and Environmental En- Obama clearly recognizes the they like most is to not judge ture. gineers have the background need for STEM educated US on the personality. Choose an As a student majoring in and knowledge of how to build citizens. issue that matters most to you. ME, why should you care and implement systems in an “Maintaining our leader- If there’s one thing you want about this election? environmentally friendly way. ship in research and technol- the next POTUS to be able to ME’s have a background CEEs, which candidate do you ogy is crucial to America’s suc- accomplish, educate yourself and education in the manufac- think will be able to enforce cess...if we want innovation to on each candidate’s platforms, turing business. There are cur- the most sustainable construc- produce jobs in America and compare and decide which rent US initiatives to revitalize tion of US infrastructure? not overseas, then we also have candidate aligns best with Coraline Brewer the manufacturing industry of As a student majoring in to win the race to educate our your opinions. If you’re voting the US. President Obama has Economics, why should you kids,” Obama said. on something you have a con- Third-year BA bailed out several car compa- care about this election? Tech students represent crete opinion on, you are more “Campus Safety.” nies to bring back part of the As we know from the past this population of students likely to gain a sense of mean- car industry to the states. few years, the economy has Obama and other presidential ing of your vote. Your vote Many of the current can- been a hot topic and will con- candidates wish to increase. As exists for a reason, and that is Photos by Chris Russell / Student Publications didates have these ideas on tinue to be for at least the next representatives of this popula- to express your thoughts as a 10 • March 30, 2012 • Technique OPINIONS

TEDx from page 13 OUR VIEWS | Hot or Not Healthcare bill both However, there wasn’t really a forum that facilitated a face to face interaction or dialogue with the – or – constitutional,By Andrew Shockey a lawyer feasible is provided at taxpayer faculty that worked on Shimon. HOT NOT The Daily Reveille, LSU expense. The accused are granted At our first TEDxGeorgiaTech representation because it provides event last year, we invited Wein- Few words carry as many nega- them with the chance to defend berg as one of our speakers to tive connotations as the president’s their rights to life and liberty in share the insights, previous proj- health care plan, but in the face the face of false accusations. ect iterations and past works that of vocal and often delusional crit- Falsely imprisoning citizens eventually led to the projects that ics, it’s no surprise Obamacare has unable to defend themselves for he was currently working on. It turned into a dirty word. crimes they did not commit would was a fascinating experience. The president’s health care plan constitute a failure of the state to Organizing the event at Tech has been criticized as everything protect their right to liberty when however came about quite by They’re off! Centennial from a socialist plot to destroy pri- the citizens did nothing to deserve chance. After a previous organiza- Competition is a good After approaching a man vate enterprise to a conspiracy to a suspension of their rights. tion did not pan out as my friends thing, and this ideal most cer- that was lying prone on the cut costs through death panels and Similarly, citizens who require and I had hoped, we switched tainly extends to politics. Last ground and making cries for forced contraception. medical treatment to protect their gears and got involved in bringing year, the race for undergradu- help, a man walking through In reality, Obamacare is a rela- lives from unforeseeable illness or a TEDx experience to Tech. ate student body president was Centennial was hit over the tively benign piece of legislation injury deserve assistance from the TEDxGeorgiaTech is a confer- an uncontested race. This year, head with a rock, stabbed in that seeks to provide consumer’s state because they did nothing to ence at Tech that brings together on the other hand, a contest is the back and robbed. While it protection from health insurance put their lives in jeopardy. bold and innovative thinkers & heating up between the Ham- is always unfortunate to hear companies. The law helps the un- Critics argue universal health inventors to give insightful talks mond/Andrews and the Eran/ of an attack or robbery near insured afford health insurance, care would hamper patient-doctor in their areas of expertise. Like all Amit tickets. With both sides campus, when the victim is prevents claim denials by insurers interactions. In reality, a single- TEDx events, it follows the TED taking very different approach- attacked in an attempt to be a and fights discrimination based on payer system would have minimal format, wherein most talks are 18 es to the campaign, it promises good Samaritan, it just makes preexisting conditions. effects on patient-doctor interac- minutes long since, according the to be an interesting election. it all the sadder. In fact, Obamacare is so be- tions since a significant number of the larger TED organization, the nign that many universal health doctors are already paid through duration is “long enough to say care proponents feel while the law a single-payer system—Medicare. something substantive, is short may be a step in the right direc- Arguments over doctor choice enough to hold people’s attention tion, it ultimately falls far short of also rest on the fanciful premise (even on the internet).” As such, the universal health care system that patients currently enjoy the TEDxGeorgiaTech hopes to be Americans need and deserve. freedom to choose any doctor they a catalyst in promoting the TED American citizens have a right want. Health insurers routinely mission of “ideas worth spread- to basic health care to better pro- determine the hospitals and doc- ing” in the Tech and greater At- tect their inalienable right to life. tors their customers can visit. lanta community. E-Day Over 9000 Obviously, there is no sec- Many citizens are concerned a The second TEDxGeorgiaT- In an effort to keep engi- While Tech fans might be tion in the Constitution or Bill universal health care system would ech is next weekend on Saturday, neering students from transfer- supporters of Old Gold, many of Rights that directly establishes be economically unsustainable April 7, and we have a lineup of ring out of those programs, the students have spent the past this right, but the Founders recog- and point to the struggling Medi- speakers that have expertise in administration teamed up with two weeks cursing the color nized their own fallibility in the care system as proof. While Medi- areas including neuroengineer- the Stay With IT campaign on yellow. Spring is here, and it Ninth Amendment, essentially care is a single-payer system, it ing, robotics, computing, music March 14 to put on the Day of brought clouds of pollen with saying the rights of the people are exclusively pays for the care of the and biomechanics. If these topics Engineering. Students got the it. The yellow dust is covering not limited to those in our found- elderly who generally have much are something of interest to you, chance to talk to professionals every flat surface on campus, ing documents. higher health care costs than the or something you want to learn in a range of fields, as well as in particular covering cars in Citizens should enjoy a right to rest of the population. more about, please visit TEDx- listen to NASA administrator a lovely yellow sludge. Pollen health care to protect their right to If the costs of their care were GeorgiaTech.org to learn more Gary Bolden and Intel CEO counts in Atlanta over break life in the same way they enjoy le- spread out over the rest of the pop- and register to attend. And, if you Paul Otellini give talks at the skyrocketed to over 9000 gal representation to protect their ulation, costs would become much haven’t already, I would encourage Ferst Center. ppm, shattering record highs. right to liberty. more manageable, as younger citi- you all to visit www.TED.com If a citizen is accused of a crime zens provide less drain on funds and explore the dozens of lectures and cannot afford representation, while contributing more. available on the site.

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By Siddharth Gurnani | Focus Editor dation of o o k - stocks, knife cuts, ing is an went to culinary trimming out and butch- example of C the perfect bal- Te c h . school, Johnson and d i f - ering meat,” Gumbert said. ance between art and science. Feeding the Wales. Got into catering. Spent ferent tastes,” “You learn the process, the sci- It artfully requires the ideal enormous Tech community 20 years there then came here,” Conner said. ence of the food, where the food combination of taste, aroma and through the dining halls, cater- Gumbert said. As students, young adults comes from, where tomatoes color that tickle the senses with ing events and the student center “I got into cooking since I was often develop unhealthy eat- come from, where pasta comes delight, yet it also demands the food court is no easy task. a young guy because my parents ing habits, relying on fast foods from. You take that and apply careful science of identifying Before they came to feed the owned a restaurant when I was and pre-packaged meals to be that to everything,” Bordeau said. what ingredients work well to hungry stomachs of Tech stu- growing up. They had land, they their primary source of nutri- Rimbold Bordeau, the five ex- blend into a flavorful dish. Deli- dents, Tech’s chefs have served grew their own food. I know tion. “When you go overseas, you ecutive chefs including Michael cious, healthy food is a top pri- food at Grammy Awards, The how the food goes from seed to spend a long time eating. You Gumbert and Graham Conner ority amongst the chefs who Olympics, NASCAR races, two the plant and from the plant to spend four hours eating dinner, and a staff of about 300 oth- have travelled far and wide Super Bowls, as well as the likes the plates. I learned how to cook digest before you go to sleep. Here ers feed Tech’s community to feed the brightest of Bill Clinton, George H. W. then. When I graduated high time is so precious and people are continuously and tire- minds at Bush and Bill Gates. However, its school, they wanted me to go into always in a hurry,” Bordeau said. lessly. a tough road to the top and not the military but I didn’t. I want- The express college life may all fun all the time. ed to learn how to cook. I went not be something Tech can con- “It’s not like it’s not glamor- to the French institute and then trol but the chefs are doing their ous, you have to roll your sleeves the University of Kentucky for a part to keep the students healthy. up. Some of these guys are up degree in business and manage- “We are trying to focus on not there but until you get there, it’s ment,” said Rimbold Bordeau, trying to use things that are fatty, hard work,” said Graham Con- the Campus Executive Chef. such as mayonnaise, cheese, etc ner, the Executive Chef of Cater- “The art of cooking is always and use alternatives such as yo- ing and food court area. evolving. I mean when you think gurt in place of ricotta cheese,” “Food network and stuff has it’s always been done it hasn’t. It is Conner said. been wonderful and makes chefs endless what you can do. It’s like “There is a gluten free option look like rockstars but what peo- music. Someone has a piano and at each station at Brittan this ple don’t understand is that they takes the same keys and changes year. There are vegetarian options have a staff behind them doing what’s been done. Similarly a chef all over campus. We now have things. Sometimes there is an il- can take a piece of chicken or late night vegetarian options at lusion as to how hard this busi- beef and turn it into something North Ave as well besides burg- ness is,” said Michael Gumbert, new. One good thing is we never ers and all. Instead of opening a Executive Chef of Brittain Din- go hungry,” Gumbert said. $1 meal with tons of sodium, go ing hall. “If you like to cook there is no to the dining halls, there are a lot Tech’s chefs have been in the reason why not. Sometimes peo- of healthy options,” said Andrea food industry for several years, ple are intimidated by the pro- Preininger, the Marketing Man- having worked at hotels, hospi- cess. Don’t be afraid to try things. ager of GT dining. “If someone tals, convention centers and res- When I first came here we did has an allergy, they can call us in taurants. Most came to Tech for midnight breakfast. We served advance and we can especially de- the stability of the hours, having grits. I am a good old southern sign the menu for them,” Bordeau worked through erratic schedules boy. We served it with butter, said. to follow their passion for cook- cream and salt. But here we serve There might be some students ing. it without anything. I asked the that are curious about culinary “When I got to my senior year chef ‘what do you mean?’ But now school and pursuing their inter- in college I liked cooking more I understand, because there are so ests in cooking. “They teach you than writing term papers. In ‘91 I many different people, with such the basics. You learn the foun- 12 • March 30, 2012 • Technique FOCUS Late night eating made simple Vegetarianism rises due By Julia Wayne celery or trail mix can provide a ter, greek yogurt mixed with cut Contributing Writer protein filled fuel for a study ses- up fruit can provide a refreshing sion. Trail mix can be in many study break. Greek yogurt can be to health, social concerns As the weather becomes combinations with ingredients mixed with fruits such as blueber- By Avanti Joglekar viders. warmer and finals loom close, late such as dried fruit, granola, choc- ries, strawberries, papaya or any Contributing Writer They have already moved to nights at the Clough Undergradu- olate chips, raisins and all sorts of other sort of fruit. Greek yogurt a more plant-based diet, and the ate Learning Commons (CULC) nuts such as cashews, peanuts or is high in protein and low in fat The number of people in the campuses are following slowly. and the library turn into the man- almonds. Trail mix is full of fiber while most fruit contains high US who describe themselves as In 2011, many celebrities pub- datory way to end a night. Despite and protein and is a filling snack. amounts of antioxidants and vi- vegetarian, vegan, or pescetarian licly announced their dietary re- all the dining options on campus, “I like trail mix because it is a tamins. has increased in recent years in strictions on meat and brought late night snacks can be hard to healthy variety and easy to make For students with a sweet large part due to concerns regard- the trend into the public eye. find. on the spot. Another potentially tooth, dark chocolate with 70% or ing obesity, healthy diets, and the Former President Bill Clinton, Many students resort to vend- good thing about trail mix is you higher cacao is considered a health treatment of animals. Tom Brady, Russell Brand, talking machines, ordering pizza or can completely forget you have it food filled with antioxidants. “I According to a study done by show host Ellen Degeneres and grabbing Wingnuts. Healthy in your backpack and eat it a week use dark chocolate as a motivator US News, the number of college even Oprah via her 21-day vegan snacks, however, are an underrat- later when you’re pulling an all- when I study. I’ll read a chapter of aged vegetarians is on the rise, cleanse are among the spokespeo- ed commodity not usually found nighter in the library,” said Zac my textbook then have a block of with 12% of university-bound ple for vegetarianism. in vending machines. Jarman, a third-year ChBE ma- chocolate. I try to continue study- students classifying themselves as Although maintaining a vege- “When I eat a healthy snack jor. ing until the entire chocolate bar vegetarian or vegan—a 50% in- tarian lifestyle is difficult due to a during a study session it helps me For snacks that taste more is gone,” said Caroline Massaro, a crease from 2005. lack of options and difficulty find- focus. There have been times I’ve fresh than trail mix or peanut but- first-year BMED major. A vegetarian is one who does ing restaurants and grocery stores had a milkshake or chocolate bar not eat meat, while vegans do not facilitating dietary restrictions, late at night and stopped studying eat or use all animal products, the increasing number of vegetar- quickly after,” said Trisha Long, a including dairy and eggs. The ians has lead to greater emphasis first-year ISyE major. increasingly popular pescetarian on catering to their needs. Many students experience the diet includes seafood, vegetables, Many hotels, airlines, and same fatigue and lack of focus af- fruit, nuts, grains and beans, eggs cafeterias across the nation now ter an unhealthy snack or trip to and dairy. include entirely vegan options in the vending machine. To avoid The reasons for the increase in addition to meatless meals, and this, make sure to plan healthy the vegetarianism trend include specify preparation details to ac- snacks ahead of time. healthy diet awareness and obesity commodate the diets. “I like cheese quesadillas with concerns, lifestyle choices due to At Tech, competitions and ini- salsa. Tomatoes are healthy and if religious or cultural background tiatives sponsored by the GT Din- you have low fat cheese that can and also because dietary choices ing and the CRC highlight reci- be healthy too. I usually make have become fashionable within pes and lifestyle choices targeting three or four and bring them to certain subcultures. those students hoping to maintain CULC with me,” said Joshua According to Chris Elam, pro- a vegetarian or vegan diet. Starker, a third-year ChBE major. gram director of Meatless Mon- Keep some healthy and veg- Many of the ingredients found days at the Monday Campaigns, a friendly snacks on hand to ward in a typical dorm room can be Photo by Will Folsom / Student Publications non profit public health initiative, off the temptation to indulge in combined to create a healthy and Due to a lack of options while staying on campus late, many re- students are ahead of the curve of those omnipresent late night piz- filling snack. Peanut butter and sort to the un-fulfilling, unhealthy option of vending machines their very campuses and food pro- zas or buffalo wings. FOCUS Technique • March 30, 2012 • 13 Tech CHEFS promotes, encourages student cooking By Gaines Halstead Thanks to a mix of clever mar- school. It really started when we Assistant Focus Editor keting it has become easier and attempted cooking dinner for our cheaper for college kids to shop at mom on mother’s day (one of Ra- Ramen noodles, ham sand- the value menu than at the local chel Ray’s 30 minute meals—it wiches, pasta; all are staples of Kroger. While great for the wallet took an hour and a half). Since the American college diet. These and terrible for the waistline, this then it has spiraled out of control,” meals are quick, cheap and, most lifestyle cannot last forever. Along Turner said. importantly, easy to make. And with death and taxes, eating is “I’d make breakfast for my while money and time may play a inevitable, and thus through the parents on the weekends, and bigger role in promoting this de- commutative property, so is cook- then continued to branch out of cision for many to avoid cooking, ing. breakfast into other areas of cook- there is another major factor lead- So drop the double cheese- ing. I have friends who don’t mind ing to this long-time tradition; burger, grab a spatula and look trying out whatever I decide to know-how. no further than CHEFS for help. cook up once a week or so, so it’s For a majority of college stu- Founded by fourth-year STaC Ju- nice to be able to bring together dents, these years are the first lia Turner during her freshman people with food,” said Michele years of living away from home. year, cooks for heritage, educa- Mandula, CHEFS treasurer and A lot of things change. Each and tion, fellowship and service, or first-year BME major. every student has their own set of CHEFS for short, is Tech’s all Whether it’s learning tips from unique responsibilities bestowed encompassing food organization GT Dining, having one club upon them. with a recipe for expanding the member cook their own unique No longer are mom and dad culinary knowledge and expertise dinner for the whole club and there to put dinner on the table of students on campus through a participating in different coo- every night. For the average 18-22 wide variety of different hands-on koffs, CHEFS allows students to year old this is a major problem. It activities events. surround themselves in the art of is every man for himself out there. For Julia, starting an organi- cooking. If it weren’t for meal plans and zation like CHEFS was the only “I’ve only been a part of the Photo courtesy of Julia Turner / Tech CHEFS dollar menus, a good majority of natural thing to do. “I learned This year’s Tech CHEF competition organized by CHEFS featured us would starve. to cook with my sisters in high See CHEFS, page 15 recipes containing bananas, which was the key ingredient used

StudentBy Madison Lee showcases improvisation, creativity through recipes Contributing Writer ingredients Apple Cake ingredients Vegan Banana-Nut Waffles When it comes to cooking on a 2 cups flour directions 1 3/4 cup soy milk directions budget and a tight schedule, some 2 cups sugar 1. Beat oil and eggs together until 1/4 cup water 1. Mix soy milk, water, and vinegar students prefer to throw together 4 cups apples, chopped creamy. Add sugar and vanilla. 2 tsp cider vinegar in a bowl. Set aside to curdle. something quick and simple. 1 cup vegetable oil Mix until incorporated. 2 bananas 2. Mash bananas in large mixing Even so, with a little more effort 2 eggs 2. Combine flour, salt, baking soda, 3 tbsp canola oil bowl. Stir in soy milk mixture, it’s possible to create a tasty and 2 tsp cinnamon and cinnamon. Slowly add egg 3 tbsp maple syrup oil, syrup, and vanilla. fulfilling meal without spending much time and money. 1 tsp baking soda mixture, mixing until combined. 1 tsp vanilla extract 3. Add dry ingredients, except for Here are two recipes from one 1/2 tsp salt The batter will be very thick. 1 1/4 cup white flour the walnuts. Combine with a of last year’s tech chef winners, 1 tsp vanilla 3. Fold in apples. Spread batter into 1 cup wheat flour fork. Mixture will be lumpy. Maya Oren, a fifth-year MGT prepared bundt pan. 1 tsp baking powder 4. Add walnuts. Do not over mix. major. “No matter how little you 4. Bake at 350° for 45 minutes or 1 tsp baking soda 5. Preheat, grease waffle iron Cook knew someone before, you in- until a fork comes out clean 1/2 tsp salt as per waffle maker instructions. stantly establish a commonality 1 cup chopped walnuts Serve with sliced bananas, syrup. with those next to you when you share a dish,” Oren said.

sliver www.nique.net I almost touched a squirrel today. What are slivers? Why are people hating on leggings? Girls look mighty fine in them! alum from long time ago. keep up the good work ‘Nique staff. to that guy that i see all the time that lived in caldwell last year: TALK TO MEEEEE Dear 4th year ARCH students, sorry we’re not sorry. 4th year arch students, remember that time you moved from Hinman to Architecture... go back. dear 4th year arch, remember that job you have?.. oh wait grey doesn’t really matter. girl with the pretty green eyes, i really like you too but I’m always so busy because of this place.... its going to be more fun than disney world Let’s take all the people complaining about Tech <(‘.’<) (>’.’)> And send them to another school Girl in my MSE class, please continue sitting in front of me. I like collecting your stray hairs What the heck is SXSW? Anyone else heard of that? To that one girl I saw that one time on the bus with the face and the hair and the shoes: I wish to converse with you Gentleman, it’s cleavage season Are there any hipsters at this school? WREK It amazes me that so many intelligent people have not yet mas- tered the art of not pissing all over the toilet seat. 3rd year arch students. We hate you. All of you. You can’t even laser cut. 3rd year and up arch students. The more you complain the more I will blast my music. 3rd year arch students and up, you all suck at life. 3rd year arch students and up, if you had taste maybe you would enjoy some good music. 3rd year arch students and up, Can you guys do anything well? Older arch studios, why all the hate? -2nd year arch

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STUDENTS SPEAK CHEFS from page 13 club for one year but have already Each week, the Focus section seeks student opinion on some of the important questions related to the theme of the week. done so many things with them. Our monthly dinners are a great time for both great food and great conversation and a chance to meet Campus opinion on Tech’s various dining options new people. It was really hard at By Breanna Poteet major. to change their peak hours of ser- No matter students’ individual the beginning of the year to meet Contributing Writer “I have no gripes with the food vice as well as keep the 24 hour opinions on Tech’s dining op- people outside of my classes and here,” said Nick Popescu, a first- service perk of North Ave and tions, the general consensus seems this has been a great way to meet With the return from Spring year CS major. “It’d be great to Brittain,” Heisler said. to be that while there have been new people and become friends,” Break came the inevitable return have an option in the middle of A new dining hall at North many improvements made, there said Kathryn Murray, first-year to Tech’s dining halls, to the cha- campus where you can use your Avenue was a welcome addition to is still room for various changes to BME major. grin of some and the anticipation meal plan swipes instead of hav- the dining options on campus. whet the student’s appetites. CHEFS really heats things up of others. Opinions on Tech’s cur- ing to use Buzzfunds or Ramblin’, by hosting one of the biggest food rent dining options vary widely [because] some people don’t have events of the year, Tech Chef. from student to student, but most the time to go to the middle of Much like Iron Chef and Top students have something to say. campus to eat between classes,” Chef, Tech Chef’s cook off focus- These suggested improvements said Donovan Shuman, a first- es on having student participants range from more healthy and veg- year ALIS major. compete in a campus cook off that etarian options, to lengthened “The food is not nearly worth is based around a secret ingredi- peak hours at the dining halls, to what they charge for it at the din- ent. a way to make the dining options ing halls,” said Nicole Ray, a first- “Interested competitors send in central to campus more readily ac- year EE major. an application with their original cessible to students on meal plans. Tech’s dining options are an recipe that highlights the year’s A population as diverse as important matter for students key ingredient. Last year we had Tech’s implies varying palates. around campus, and the Student low fat ricotta cheese, this year Some students’ religion plays a Government Association has tried was bananas. Competitors can role in determining what food to work hand in hand with the choose to compete in one of three they may consume, while others student body and GT dining to divisions (breakfast, entree, des- may choose a vegetarian or vegan get feedback from the students to sert), and if they are selected, they diet based on their moral beliefs. those responsible for putting out will have 45 minutes to prepare “While the dining hall staff the food. their dish for a panel of judges. does a good job in general of hav- This year, many of the Fresh- This is the second year CHEFS ing vegetarian options too, some- man representatives ran on plat- has organized the event and the times the labelling isn’t as clear as forms centered around making third year we’ve participated in it could be. I remember one time changes to the dining halls. Two one way or another,” Turner said. where it was wrong, and I wound of the four representatives who “Everyone had a really good up eating a bite of chicken by mis- were elected, Gillen Heisler and time cooking, eating the leftovers take,” said Megan Shew, a first Alex Bandes, are a part of a divi- and sharing recipes. Actually, year EnvE major. sion of the SGA called the Din- that’s why I love cooking so much. “I would really like to see some ing and Retail Services Advisory I find it really fun to share recipes healthy options offered daily, like Board. Photo by Will Folsom / Student Publications and experiences with other chefs,” grilled chicken, etc,” said Kather- “I have heard concerns from 24-hour dining service was reinstated at North Avenue Dining Mandula said. Contact CHEFS ine Marchand, a first-year BME students wanting the dining halls Hall following student outcry when the service was suspended. for details on how to get involved.

[email protected] Technique Entertainment Editor: Hank Whitson 17 Friday, Assistant Entertainment Editor: March 30, 2012 Entertainment Jonathan Peak Games’ trilogy starts strong, sweeps the globe

By Jessica Swafford split into 12 districts. The Capitol Contributing Writer (an all-governing body) is very corrupt, so the districts attempted The global phenomenon is to overthrow it. They failed and as here. Suzanne Collins’s trilogy, a punishment, each district must The Hunger Games, made it to send a teenage boy and girl to par- the big screen last Friday, and ticipate in the Games. Once se- fans were more than enthusiastic. lected, they are referred to as trib- Making $19.7 million from mid- utes and are put in a huge arena. night viewings alone, The Hunger Tributes fight to the death until a Games is already a hit. victor remains. With a great cast and filming, The movie did a fantastic job of both fans and those new to the making a futuristic Capitol. With storyline can be assured that their the weird clothing, fluorescent two and a half hours will be well hair and impressive technology, spent. Avid fans may be disap- it is almost impossible to imagine pointed that some parts have been it being anything else. The crew left out or changed, but those who also did a great job of creating the have never read the books won’t poorer districts and in particular, miss a thing. District 12, where the heroine, To the book fans who are Katniss Everdeen resides. Viewers thinking of skipping it because it feel like they too are in the Ap- isn’t all of the book, don’t. You’ll palachian region surrounded by want to form an opinion for your- shanties. The only complaint from self, and could you really stand District 12 is the shaky camera ac- the suspense of everyone else talk- tion at the start of the film. ing about it? It’s an adaptation of While more details could have a very detailed book, and a good been added to the movie, most of one at that. the cuts related to depictions of Filmmakers took a gamble by gore. Director Gary Ross allowed only showing bits of the story’s enough carnage to stay in step excitement in the trailer, and it with the books, but cut enough seems to have paid off. The Hun- to avoid an R rating which would ger Games is estimated to have have killed the teen novel’s fan brought in $155 million in its base. The Hunger Games has a first weekend, which puts it in good balance of sentimental and third place in opening weekend semi-graphic moments to keep FILM history behind Harry Potter and viewers happy. As a matter of fact, Deathly Hallows-Part 2 and The fans are more likely miss the emo- Hunger Games Dark Knight. As a testament to tional, and introspective moments GENRE: Action its profits, it cost $80 million to that couldn’t be conveyed, rather make and a mere $45 million to than the graphic violence that STARRING: Jennifer market. It must be mentioned that couldn’t fit in. Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson these statistics trumped all of the Liam Hemsworth (Gale), Jack DIRECTOR: Gary Ross Twilight movies. Quaid (Marvel), Amandla Sten- Those who aren’t fans may ask, berg (Rue), Leven Rambin (Glim- RATING: PG-13 “What are The Hunger Games and mer) and Dayo Okeniyi (Thresh) RELEASE DATE: March 13 who is Katniss Everdeen?” The provided more insight into film- Games occur in a futuristic posting at an exclusive Atlanta round- OUR TAKE: ««««« Photo Illustration by Vivi Kreisel / Student Publications apocalyptic North America that is Photo Courtesy Lionsgate See Games, page 23 Men premier eases back into drama after long absence TELEVISION Mad Men NETWORK: AMC WHEN: Sundays at 10 p.m. STARRING: John Hamm, Elisabeth Moss OUR TAKE: «««««

By Peter Sohl Contributing Writer

After nearly 18 months off the air, AMC’s award winning drama Mad Men finally returned to television last Sunday evening with the two hour premiere of its fifth season, titled “A Little Kiss.” The extended break meant it had been quite some time since our last episode with the employees at Ster- Photo courtesy of AMC ling Cooper Draper Pryce (Season on the days surrounding Don Meanwhile, Lane Pryce has rec- was clever and believable. Most its fair share of entertaining mo- Four ended in October of 2010), Draper’s 40th birthday. Sterling onciled with his wife, Peggy re- every character feels real and ments (none better than Harry but the episode did an excellent Cooper Draper Pryce remains mains her typically ambitious self, alive, although some come across explaining in detail the things job of reintroducing viewers to the strapped for cash, but business is and Don himself is a newlywed, as shallow, being little more than he would do to Don’s wife, com- show’s colorful cast and catching steady. Life has changed for series sharing a new apartment with his standard archetypes used to fill of- pletely unaware of the fact she was us up on their lives. regulars Peter Campbell and Joan secretary-turned-wife Megan. fice positions. However, the main standing behind him). Season Five kicks off in the Harris, who have both become As has become the standard for cast continues to shine, and “A summer of 1966, and centers parents during the show’s hiatus. Mad Men, the episode’s writing Little Kiss” delivered more than See Men, page 18 18 • March 30, 2012 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT

Men from page 17

Pair the cast with the show’s Rejects push pop’s boundaries with Kids meticulously designed sets and MUSIC and fun, which perfectly correlates watching an episode of Mad to the mood of Kids in the Street. Men continues to feel like star- All-American Rejects This enjoyable atmosphere makes ing directly into the 1960’s. Cars, Kids in the Street the album one of the Rejects’ best clothes, haircuts, habits and at- LABEL: Interscope efforts to date, requiring maxi- titudes all come straight from a mum volume and multiple listens. time fifty years past, and creator GENRE: Pop Rock Kids in the Street is powerful and Matthew Weiner’s nearly impec- TRACK PICKS: “Someday’s well-rounded thanks to the band’s cable attention to detail continues Gone,” “Beekeeper’s bold creativity and upbeat atti- to impress. Daughter” and “Fast and tude. Despite the band’s growth Admittedy, the plot of the pre- Slow” in this album, they have not left miere moved slowly, and it felt as behind their signature elements of if less happened in this two-hour OUR TAKE: ««««« big guitar hooks, great melodies episode than is standard for a typ- and sing-along choruses that have ical one-hour showing. It allowed By Amanda Florentine made them into a powerful and viewers to really get reacquainted Contributing Writer popular band. Kids in the Street with the lives of all the characters, even possesses the potential to get something necessary after such a The All-American Rejects’ listeners off their feet and encour- long break between seasons, but fourth studio album, Kids in the ages them to start really living, by the end of the episode things Street, was released March 26 which is quite a difficult feat to were beginning to drag. Thank- worldwide. Following their third accomplish for any band today. fully the show will return to its album’s success with the incred- One interesting and somewhat usual 60-minute format next ibly popular sing-along track, strange element of the album is Sunday, which should rectify the “Gives You Hell,” the album had that the lyrics are not always as insignificant pacing issues that some high expectations to meet. positive as the album’s title and Photo courtesy of Interscope marred the premiere. Prior to release, the Rejects leaked accompanying music would im- keeper’s Daughter” shows off the the song with a huge energy and “A Little Kiss” also does a good two tracks with music videos for ply, appealing to listeners’ curi- band’s musical abilities with a incredibly fun rhythm. As the al- job of setting up plot points that the songs “Someday’s Gone” and osity. Although some critics may great guitar solo, jumpy beat and bum comes to a close, there is a may well persevere throughout “Beekeeper’s Daughter,” which argue that this factor takes away catchy lyrics. The band’s musi- romantic-sounding song featur- the season. Don’s birthday set the happen to be two of the most from the album’s overall enjoy- cal talents continue to shine in ing a smooth strings section called backdrop for an obvious grow- highly reviewed tracks on the ment, surprisingly, it instead adds “Fast and Slow,” which has a ma- “Affection,” which is followed by ing chasm between the older album. Both of these songs are to the album as a whole and makes ture sound and an upbeat guitar the final track, “I For You,” a pow- and younger generations on the incredibly enjoyable listens and for a more balanced and enjoyable rhythm. The lyrics of this song erful acoustic ballad. show, and the episode cast a se- catchy tracks that definitely make listen. are great as well, showing off the While other bands and artists rious glance in the direction of a beneficial impact on the album The titular tracks exemplifies band’s acuity and truly twisted at- have become more predictable the Vietnam War and the Civil and its success. the album’s overall atmosphere titude. and simple, the Rejects continue Rights movement. As the season For the band as a whole, the thanks to reminiscent lyrics and There are also more emotional to break the boundaries of rock progresses, it’s likely the show will Rejects have always been slightly an upbeat rhythm with an elec- songs as well like “Someday’s and roll music with Kids in the also examine the drama of the overlooked, even with multiple tronic feel. Even with close to a Gone,” “Out the Door,” and Street. The band’s candid attitude Cold War and Space Race, which successful singles. Their dedica- five minute length, the song cer- the eerie track “Bleed Into Your and more mature sound in their were both significant occurrences tion to delivering quality music tainly deserves at least one listen, Mind,” all of which add unique el- music makes the record cohesive of the period. and careless attitude towards fit- due to its reflection on the care- ements to Kids in the Street. These and allows it to tell an interesting Mad Men’s fifth season pre- ting into a mold is what sets them free and fun days of the past. Ad- songs utilize various methods of and captivating story. The Rejects miere wasn’t perfect, though “A apart from other modern bands ditional elements such as a strong sound to make them memorable have certainly stepped outside Little Kiss” was an excellent ex- and what gives this new album drumbeat and the singer’s ability and effective tracks. “Someday’s their comfort zone as well, bring- ample of why Mad Men has won potential. This is evident through to paint a beautiful picture pro- Gone” is especially potent thanks ing elements of freedom and fun so many awards in its four years the way Kids in the Street has al- vide this song with the ability to to its ability to make listeners sing that will definitely make the al- running. The characters are rich ready gained quite a bit of posi- serve as a timeless classic. along, laugh and think—simulta- bum successful and rank it as one and fascinating, the story is en- tive buzz and fantastic reviews, Songs such as “Beekeeper’s neously. of their best. Overall, Kids in the gaging, and every episode takes serving as a good indicator for the Daughter” and “Fast and Slow” “Heartbeat Slowing Down” is Street serves as a great proponent an unparalleled look at America band and their new release. are some of the most upbeat and a powerful electronic track on the for the fact that the music world in the ’60s. If you haven’t watched The title of the album evokes energetic tracks that serve as great album that contains a slow beat needs more bands like the All- the show before, you owe it to feelings of nostalgia, innocence assets to this new album. “Bee- while “Walk Over Me” counters American Rejects. yourself to check it out now. ENTERTAINMENT Technique • March 30, 2012 • 19 Axel Alonso talks Avengers vs. X-men with Tech By Hank Whitson along extremely well. Entertainment Editor Technique: Superhero comics are known for their huge and The Technique had a chance to complicated histories. That lore chat with Marvel’s new Editor- frequently intimidates or deters in-Chief, Axel Alonso about their new readers from diving in. Are huge summer cross-over event, there any crucial issues or collec- Avengers vs. X-men (AvX). Alonso tions that will help bring comic has worked with DC and Marvel, newcomers up to speed for AvX? Here is what he had to say about Alonso: We designed Aveng- the event, set to hit stores April 4. ers vs. X-Men to be new-reader Technique: Marvel is billing friendly, so you don’t have to read AvX as its biggest cross-over event anything before you pick up issue ever. What makes AvX so ground- #1 to be able to get right into the breaking? story. The setup couldn’t be sim- Alonso: The world’s two most pler: a comet that razes worlds and powerful super-teams have never plants the seeds for new life in its gone to war like this. All corners wake is headed toward Earth. The of the Marvel Universe are equally Avengers and X-Men take very engaged in this story, and affected different positions about what this by its outcome. The X-Men have means for the fate of the planet – either sat out, or played tangential positions that cut to the very core roles in, our previous big summer of who they are and what they events. With Avengers vs. X-Men, stand for. The threat, the stakes, Photo courtesy of Marvel they don’t. We simply haven’t the battle lines – everything is set provide twists and turns that will readers detect fat on the bone. that the very alternative Preacher done an event of this scale. up very quickly. test the loyalty of both the char- With Avengers vs. X-Men we’re actually got to the finish line on Technique: There are a lot of Technique: Civil War gar- acters and, indeed, readers them- looking to provide a focused, its own terms and I’m proud that big names involved with AvX: Bri- nered some criticism for being too selves. Fans are already pledging high-intensity event that crosses my tenure as group editor of the an Michael Bendis, Matt Fraction, political. The X-Men franchise allegiance to a side before the over only into the core Avengers very commercial X-Men line laid Jonathan Hickman, Ed Brubaker, has a history of grappling with po- first issue hits stands April 4, but and X-Men titles that are affected down the seeds that grew into the Jason Aaron, Adam Kubert, John litical issues like civil rights. Are I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of by it. There are fewer tie-ins and story told in Avengers vs. X-Men. Romita Jr. and Olivier Coipel. As we going to see any of those issues them switched sides before the they all count. Technique: Every comic fan Marvel’s Editor-in-Chief, how do emerge in AvX? story’s over. Technique: You have worked knows Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, you foster those unique talents Alonso: Avengers vs. X-Men Technique: Marvel has done with the two biggest houses in the Peter Parker and Reed Richards. and make sure everything stays doesn’t provide a clear-cut politi- a lot of cross-overs. Some have comic book business. What are Are there any lesser-known comic cohesive? cal allegory like Civil War, which been very well-received by fans, your favorite projects from your books or heroes you would spe- Alonso: It’s called teamwork. commented on the zeitgeist of the while others have been unpopu- time at DC and Marvel? cifically recommend to Georgia The scope of this event simply post-9/11 world, but it is far from lar. What are some of the lessons Alonso: That’s like picking a Tech’s student body of real-world required the brainpower of some simple. Both sides of the battle- you, and Marvel as a whole, have favorite child. I’m proud of work super-scientists? of our most respected writers and lines have defensible positions learned from previous cross-over on both sides of town because Alonso: Hit-Monkey. He takes artists. Luckily, the team is a mu- —there isn’t a clear-cut good guy events? they required me to use a very dif- no joy in his work. Do I need to tual admiration society that gets or bad guy—but the battle will Alonso: Problems occur when ferent set of muscles. I’m proud explain further...?

ENTERTAINMENT Technique • March 30, 2012 • 21 Street a buddy comedy triumph FILM 21 Jump Street GENRE: Comedy STARRING: Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum DIRECTOR: Phil Lord, Chris Miller

RATING: R CITY SCENEPhoto by Chris Gooley / Student Publications RELEASE DATE: March 26 By Jonathan Peak Assistant Entertainment Editor OUR TAKE: «««««

By Joe Murphy Atlanta Film Festival Contributing Writer Every April, Atlanta holds its very own Atlanta Film Although it may appear to Festival (ATLFF) featuring independent films from a di- be just another contender to the verse range of genres. This year the festival is being held tired buddy cop comedy genre, Photo courtesy of Columbia Pictures at the Landmark Midtown Art Cinema (from March 21 Jumps Street is actually well- 23) and is showing films already vying for next year’s worth the price of admission. The ern teenagers they encounter. have either been highly favorable film, based off the 1980’s televi- Dave Franco (Scrubs), Brie Lar- or universally negative, so it was Oscar race. The festival has various showings through- sion show of the same name, hit son (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) really a coin toss as to how crit- out the weekend with closing night on Sunday, April 1. theaters March 16. And while the and Ice Cube (Friday) costar. ics would accept or reject Jump Some of the Films include V/H/S, The Invader and The posters and advertisements pass As far as its level of entertain- Street. Luckily for this film, it Cabin in the Woods. it off as just another cheap action ment goes, 21 Jump Street ben- tended to follow in the footsteps gag-real trying to justify its over- efits from the hilarious situations of the more positively reviewed inflated budget, this film does in that always come with fish-out- The Other Guys rather than the LASER Show fact have a plot that is refreshingly of-water comedies, but it is not overwhelmingly panned Cop Spring has returned and with it an Atlanta tradition original, as well as a few notewor- just the plot that makes this film Out, both of which were released – the Stone Mountain Lasershow Spectacular in Moun- thy performances. worthy of a positive review. After in 2010. High-powered action tainvision! For this year the traditional show returns The story revolves around being nominated for an Academy sequences contrasted against a two best friends (Jonah Hill and Award for his role in Moneyball high school environment create project on the side of Stone Mountain, with new digital Channing Tatum) in their mid- earlier this year, Hill once again a breeding ground for a refresh- projection technology “Mountainvision” that simulates twenties who are fresh out of the proves his strength as an actor able ingly unique blend of comedies. 3D effects. The show debuts Saturday (March 31) and police academy and ready for a life to produce both dry humor and Overall, 21 Jump Street succeeds will run through the season. The show is free with ve- of Bond-esque action and danger. laugh-out-loud moments. And by keeping up a quick pace and a After a few months of patrol- although Tatum’s performance smart wit, never giving the audi- hicle entrance – but bring your own blankets and chairs! ling the park on bicycles and pro- may be slightly overshadowed ence any reason to look away from tecting ducks from harassment, by that of his partner, his humor the screen. Simon Fashion Now they begin to doubt their career complements Hill’s rather nicely On the whole, 21 Jump Street choice; that is, until they are as- at points, allowing the audience a could be considered among the This Friday and Saturday (March 30, 31) Atlanta has signed to an undercover mission more engaging form of entertain- best action or comedy films of the its very own “Fashion Weekend” with runway shows to infiltrate the local high school ment that neither of them could 2012 film year so far. Of course, and other promotions running at Lenox Square. Events in order to bust a drug ring. How- provide on their own. The sup- it is in no way a perfect film, but ever, having to pretend to be high porting cast, comprised of both then again, not many are. What begin tonight in the mall’s Luxury Wing with the latest school students forces them to familiar faces and rising stars, also probably matters most to a poten- styles on display, tutorials on styling and cosmetics and relive their own not-so-awesome provides a steady stream of back- tial audience member is that this a student design competition. Saturday’s events begin at high school experiences, result- ground comedy to fill in the gaps. film is well worth the ticket price, noon with runway shows and a styling competition. All ing a hilarious clash of their early- Looking at more recent entries and will no doubt leave the viewer 2000’s style and that of the mod- in the buddy-cop genre, reviews wanting more. events are free and promise to be fierce. sliver www.nique.net more interesting lectures friday making

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Games from page 17 As far as graphics, most of everything that could be real was. table. Cast members reportedly The movie is so futuristic that Billy brings laughter, sharp steps grew close over the filming and Hollywood magicians could not SHOWS underwent some intense make-up replicate everything, though. Billy Elliot time and training. The most noted of these edits is Quaid noted how hard it was the iconic ‘girl on fire’ ensemble, PERFORMER: J.P. Viernes, filming the combat scenes with which was clearly computer ani- Leah Hockling, Rich Herbert friends while Rambin mentioned mated. LOCATION: Fox Theatre that it took five hours to trans- Jennifer Lawrence makes a perform into a tribute attacked by fect Katniss, although the movie DATE: March 13-18 tracker jackers (genetically engi- can’t translate all of her thoughts. neered killer wasps). Okeniyi dis- This, perhaps, is the biggest short- OUR TAKE: ««««« Photo courtesy of The Fox Theatre cussed the strict diet and training coming of the adaptation, as the brief dark periods from time to electric close to the first act. Even regiment most cast members had book explains her actions in great By Patrick Guiney time. The dynamic between char- if you don’t enjoy the rest of the to endure during filming. and moving detail. Contributing Writer acters as well as the miner fam- musical, any avid dance fan will Hemsworth decided to take The absence was well balanced, ily’s reactions to Billy’s dream of love it just for this performance. the ‘hunger’ part seriously and however, by a caring Peeta (Josh Billy Elliot, the Broadway Mu- dancing is laugh out loud funny, Though the choreography was lost 20 pounds, while 13 year Hutcherson) and a concerned sical hit, came to The Fox Theatre and every character offers a laugh very impressive, the vocals and old Amandla Stenberg spent her Gale, who only made a few ap- on its tour of the U.S. over Spring every now and then. The comic re- score were a close second. J.P. training time in trees and harness- pearances. Fans seem to anticipate Break (March 13-18). The win- lief provides a strong, but perfect Viernes’s voice was less than sat- es. The rest of the cast learned real Gale being more present in future ner of 10 Tony Awards including balance to a background of tur- isfactory, but in this category the combat skills and practiced with installments, with the second be- Best Musical was well received at moil and struggle. show was stolen by Mrs. Wilkin- swords as well as the now iconic ing set to film this summer. All are its early showings in Atlanta. The The set pieces weren’t quite son, Billy’s dance teacher played bow and arrow Katniss favors. hoping that the following movies show is based off of a movie about breathtaking, but they did do a by the wonderful Leah Hocking. Two of the four filming months will be even better than the first a motherless young boy from an decent job of portraying the sim- Her performance was arguably were solely dedicated to training. installment. English mining town who gives plicity of a poor miner’s home. the best in the show. However, ev- up boxing to discover his passion The costumes on the other hand ery group number was just as im- for dance. did very well to recall the strange pressive. With a score written by Billy (J.P. Viernes) faces adver- styles of the ‘80s, and often Sir Elton John himself, audiences sity from his poor mining family, times added to the humor of the shouldn’t expect any less than the who don’t support his dreams. cast. best. The controversy is further fueled The strongest part of the show Overall, the cast gives strong by the stresses of a large organized would have to be the choreogra- performances all-around. With strike by the British National phy, fitting for a story telling the strong acting from Billy (J.P. Vi- Union of Mineworkers, based on tale of a dancer. Choreographer ernes), Leah Hocking, Dad (Rich true events in the ‘80s. Peter Darling was brilliant, not Hebert), Grandma (Patti Perkins), To put it simply, the show is hi- only with stunning solo dances, and Tony (Joel Blum), and several larious. Though it isn’t a comedy, but also with imaginative group more, Billy Elliot has a whole lot Photo by Jessica Swafford / Student Publications it’s more funny than anything performances. One of the most to offer. Although it isn’t quite a Hunger Games’ stars Jack Quaid, Leven Rambin, Dayo Okeniyi, else. However, it is peppered with impressive was “Angry Dance,” an must see, if you can, go see it. Amandla Stenberg, Liam Hemsworth at the Atlanta roundtable. Advertise with us! Visit nique.net/ads for information

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Baseball from page 30 Tennis from page 30 more in the fourth inning on a losing the doubles point for the double by freshman Daniel Sp- first time since the Florida State ingola followed by an RBI single match on Feb. 25. At the No. 1 by Hyde. The Jackets held the lead court, King and Spir dropped through the ninth inning before their match against Maryland’s the rally by the Eagles to give the Maros Horny and John Collins, Jackets their second loss in the se- 8-5. ries. Then at the No. 3 court, Mary- In the second game of the land’s Andy Magee and Jesse Ki- doubleheader, sophomore Dusty uru dropped Miljevic and Segura, Isaacs and freshman Cole Pitts 8-6. posted the strongest pitching per- The final doubles match at the formance of the weekend, earning No. 2 court went into a tiebreak- the Jackets a 2-1 win in the series er, where Maryland overwhelmed finale. Hundal and Lopez, 7-1, to sweep Dove extended his hitting the Jackets in doubles play and streak to a career-best 15 games, take a 1-0 lead. posting two of the team’s six hits King helped the Jackets even in a tough hitting day for the Jack- things again at the No. 1 court, ets. rebounding with an easy 6-3, 6-2 The Jackets took an early lead win over Maros Horny. At the No. again in the first inning with se- 2 spot, Maryland’s Vlad Stefan nior Evan Martin scoring off of broke Spir once per set to take a a double play ball. Palka then 6-4, 6-4 win and put Maryland extended the lead to 2-0 with an back on top by a point. RBI single to give the Jackets their Then, at the No. 6 court, Lo- only runs of the game. Photo by Josh Sandler / Student Publications pez leveled things once again at Isaacs then went to work, al- Jake Davies records a hit in a game against Rutgers earlier this season. Through the week, Davis 2-2 with the quickest match of lowing one run over the first five had his strongest outing in the second game against Georgia Southern with two hits and two RBIs. the day, dismantling Andy Magee innings while only allowing three in a 6-1, 6-2 win. Segura started hits. Isaacs managed to preserve dinger struggled in the seventh, The Jackets would struggle at moved to 3-1 on the year while his match of strong at the No. 5 the 2-1 lead in the fifth inning, forcing Head Coach Danny Hall the plate through the rest of the posting a career-high eight strike- spot, winning 6-4, but could not leaving the mound with the bases to turn it over to the bullpen with game, and the Eagles took advan- outs and allowing three runs on win another set, eventually being loaded. the bases loaded. The Eagles re- tage of that in the seventh when five hits. bageled in the third set in a 4-6, Pitts then came in to relieve sponded with a three RBI double, Georgia Southern’s Ben Morgan At the plate, the Jackets had 6-3, 6-0 loss. Isaacs and earned his first save effectively giving the Eagles the hit an RBI ground out to bring 14 hits to drive in their 10 runs, The Jackets would respond with the Jackets. Through the fi- win. The loss was charged to Hed- the score to 3-2. with Thomas and freshman Con- again, though, when Melian nal four innings, Pitts allowed dinger, dropping him to 1-2 on Then, Eric Phillips drove in nor Lynch each posting three hits. evened the game at three-all. Me- four hits with no walks and one the year. three batters off of a three-RBI Dove extended his hitting streak lian would overtake his opponent strikeout to bring Isaacs’ record to Dove continued his streak at double hit to left field that set the to 17 games with an RBI double John Collins with a three-set, 3-6, 4-1 on the year. the plate, going one-for-five on the final score of the game. in the fifth inning. 6-3, 6-3 victory. Tech then returned home for day, while Thomas was the only Georgia Southern reliever Jar- Georgia Southern was the first Then, the results of the match a two-game midweek series at Tech batter with two hits through rett Leverett picked up the win in to score in the fourth inning, post- came down to the thriller between home against the Georgia South- the game. The rest of the team fin- 2.2 innings of pitching striking ing two runs before the Jackets Miljevic and Jesse Kiuru. After ern Eagles. The Jackets could not ished with a combined four hits. out four batters with no walks. would respond with three more dropping the first set on a late come out with a win on the Flats The Eagles set the tone early, The Jackets were then look- runs of their own. After the Ea- break, Miljevic bounced back in on Tuesday, March 27, losing 5-3 taking a 1-0 lead at the top of the ing to respond the following day gles tied the game at 3-3 at the top a strong fashion to win 5-7, 6-2, before bouncing back on Wednes- first inning off of an RBI single by after the loss on Tuesday, and of the fifth, the Jackets rattled off 6-3 and give the Jackets their final day for the win. Stryker Brown. Tech responded put together a strong hitting per- five runs on five hits to pull away point for a 4-3 team match win. In their first game against the in the second inning with two formance to top the Eagles 10-5. and take the lead permanently. The Jackets return to action Eagles, freshman Josh Heddinger RBI singles by Hyde and sopho- With the win, the Jackets took the The Jackets will look to contin- this weekend on the road when earned the start on the mound, more Paul Kronenfeld. Palka then season series over the Eagles. ue their success off of the win with they head to Chapel Hill, N.C. on pitching for 6.2 innings. After drove in the Jackets’ final run of Pitts earned the start for the a weekend series against the Duke Friday, March 30, to face North posting a strong performance the game off of an RBI single in day on the mound, pitching for Blue Devils beginning on Friday, Carolina before facing Duke two through the first six innings, Hed- the fifth inning. a career-long six innings. Pitts March 30. days later. sliver www.nique.net Don’t correct my papers if you don’t know how to spell. Seriously. WTF Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. 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Alright Buzz, I’ve been here for 5 years now it’s about time we get a picture together Do all the weird people show up as it gets later? Or as I get tired I percieve the weirdness in others more fuerte? spending spring break at home is highly underrated vanilla bean frap from starbucks.. what snow should taste like Tech has the hottest redheads! BigTime! SPORTS Technique • March 30, 2012 • 29 Fencing Club hosts Southern Atlantic Conference By Nishant Prasadh six events. It was a notable step ly, in the individual competition. Development Editor for the YJFC, which has seen In men’s saber, Tech took sec- growth among its ranks in recent ond place in the team competi- Victories in the team and indi- years and had some 70 committed tion. Entering the direct elimi- vidual women’s saber events were members as of the fall semester. nation round as the No. 8 seed, the highlights of a strong over- “The club has never been this the team defeated No. 9 UGA all performance by members of big and never been able to field and upset No. 1 Swarthmore but the Yellow Jacket Fencing Club a full epee women’s team… our ultimately fell to No. 2 Army in (YJFC), which hosted and com- growth has accelerated,” said the final. Tech picked up another peted in the for the Southern At- YJFC President Jeff Lumish. victory in the individual saber lantic Conference (SAC) Champi- The YJFC received its strongest competition, though, as freshman onship on March 24-25. performances from its saberists. Chris Denecke took first place. The tournament, held at the The women’s saber team took first Other teams performed well in CRC this year, featured club in the team competition after go- what was a strong all-around per- teams from 15 schools. Fencers ing undefeated in pool play and formance for the club. Men’s foil competed in team and individual beating No. 8 William & Mary, took third place and senior foilist events in men’s and women’s épée, No. 4 Swarthmore, and No. 2 Eric Lange took sixth place in in- foil, and saber. Army in the direct elimination dividual play. Men’s foil finished Photo courtesy of Lauren Rhodes / Yellow Jacket Fencing Club This year’s tournament marked round. Senior Courtney Price and fifth, and women’s épée and foil Eric Lange fights épée against a fencer from UGA. Lange had a the first time in several years that junior Emily Robey-Phillips fin- had respectable showings in their strong performance, taking sixth place in individual foilist play. the YJFC had fielded teams in all ished first and second, respective- first team appearances at the SAC. Women’s hoops falls to No. 1 Baylor in NCAA tourney By Alex Mitchell best player that I have ever seen as many games. Senior Staff Writer play. She is a tremendous talent on Following the Griner dunk, both ends of the floor,” said Head both teams elected to play young- On March 24, the Tech wom- Coach MaChelle Joseph. er players for the remainder of the en’s basketball team traveled to Tech was able to play with game. During that time, Tech Des Moines, Iowa for a Sweet Six- Baylor for the first four minutes went on a 22-6 run led by fresh- teen matchup against No. 1 seed- of the game and actually led the man guard Sydney Wallace. ed Baylor. Although Tech jumped Bears 10-6. From that point, Bay- Wallace was a clear bright spot out to an early lead, a 20-0 run in lor dominated the first half, and for Tech as she finished the game the first half by Baylor would be led 26-10 just six minutes later. with 32 points off of the bench. too hard for the Jackets to over- Baylor would add to its lead in the Most of Wallace’s points came come, and they fell to the Bears first half and headed into halftime from behind the three-point line 83-68. with a 42-26 lead. where she made eight of 12. Baylor was led by center Baylor was able to build the “I just came out with a lot of Brittney Griner and forward Des- first half lead due to its post play. confidence, and I told myself that tiny Williams who combined for Baylor outscored Tech 28-10 in I could knock it down. When a 53 points. The duo also combined the paint during the first half and chance came for an open shot, I for 15 rebounds and seven blocks, Baylor forced seven turnovers dur- just took it,” Wallace said. six of which came from Griner. ing the run. Even though the season ended Tech’s senior center Sasha The teams traded baskets for on a sour note for the Jackets, an Goodlett had played outstanding most of the second half, and Tech argument could be made that this all year long, so Griner’s outstand- was unable to cut into Baylor’s was the best team the Tech has ing production against her shows lead. With 6:29 left in the game, ever had. The team reached the that she is one of the best players Griner received a long pass on a Sweet Sixteen for the first time in Photo courtesy of the GTAA in the nation. breakaway and dunked with two school history and broke several Tyaunna Marshall drives past a defender earlier this season. Mar- “Griner is the best player that I hands to give Baylor a 77-46 lead. records including conference wins have ever coached against, and the The dunk was Griner’s second in and overall wins in a season. shall was the only player with a double-double against Baylor. [email protected] En Garde! Technique Sports Editor: Alex Sohani Check out how the Yellow Jacket 30 Fencing Club placed against 15 Friday, Sports schools at last week's tournament.429 March 30, 2012 Jackets drop three of five contests Tech then retook a 2-1 lead after a solo home run by Hyde shorts before the Eagles posted four runs over two innings to take Hicks elects to a 5-3 lead. The game then fell apart for transfer from the Jackets at the bottom of the fifth inning when Boston basketball team College got 13 batters to the Sophomore center Nate Hicks, a center plate, resulting in seven runs who came off the bench for the Jackets, has on five hits. The Jackets could chosen to transfer to another school at the not overcome the deficit, ef- end of the spring semester. Head Coach Bri- fectively allowing the Eagles to an Gregory announced Hicks’ decision on coast to the victory. Wednesday, March 28. Due to approaching in- Through his career, Hicks played in clement weather on Sunday, 47 games, averaging 1.4 points and 2.1 re- the teams agreed to play a bounds while shooting a career 54.9 percent doubleheader the next day, in from the field. which the Jackets split the con- After averaging 9.4 minutes his freshman tests. season, Hicks’ playing minutes this season In the first game of the were reduced to 7.7 minutes per contest. doubleheader, Boston College Hicks believed he could find more playing earned a walk off victory, post- time elsewhere and elected to transfer. ing two runs at the bottom of Hicks had originally committed to Tu- the ninth inning to win 4-3. lane University before a coaching change by Junior Luke Bard started the Green Wave. He was then released from for the day pitching for seven his letter of intent and chose to enroll at Tech innings, allowing two runs in the fall of 2010. on six hits with six strikeouts and no walks. However, Da- vies was charged with his first loss of the year, after coming Burnett likely out Photo by Josh Sandler / Student Publications in to relieve Bard and allowing Sam Dove keeps his eye on the ball after a hit in an earlier game this season. Dove has had the two late runs. Both of the for 2012 football at least one hit in each of his last 17 games, passing a previous career-high hitting streak. ninth inning runs were un- earned runs. season By Alex Sohani series, junior pitcher Buck hits and earning seven runs, Dove extended his hitting Senior linebacker Julian Burnett will like- Sports Editor Farmer dropped to 4-2 on the highlighted by sophomore streak again with an early ly not play during his senior season due to season as the Jackets allowed Mott Hyde’s three-for-four first inning single. Following an undisclosed injury or medial condition. After a midweek loss to ri- 19 hits en route to a 15-7 loss. hitting day. Junior Sam Dove Dove’s hit; singles by Thomas Head Coach Paul Johnson addressed the val Georgia, the Jackets faced Farmer only pitched for 4.1 in- extended his hitting streak to and Davies gave the Jackets media about the situation, though not in a a three game series on the road nings, allowing 14 hits and 11 13 games, also having a strong the first run of the day. Then, specific manner. beginning Friday, March 23, earned runs before junior Clay day with a three-for-five effort. a sacrifice fly by sophomore Burnett was Tech’s top tackler in the against the Boston College Dalton came in to relieve him The Jackets began the day Daniel Palka gave the Jackets 2010 and 2011 seasons, despite starting the Eagles. The Jackets came into for the remaining innings. quickly, taking a 1-0 lead at a 2-0 lead. 2010 season as a reserve. Through his three the series with a 14-7 record The 15 runs and 19 hits the top of the first inning on Boston College responded seasons, Burnett has posted 250 tackles, overall and at 3-3 in the ACC, were both season-high’s al- singles by junior Brandon in the second and third in- three forced fumbles and an interception. but the Jackets came out of the lowed by the Jackets, giving Thomas, senior Jake Davies nings, posting one run per in- Burnett had three games in which he posted weekend with a 15-9 record league-worst Boston College and sophomore Zane Evans. ning and evening the game at a career-high 13 tackles. overall and a 4-5 conference their first conference win of However, Boston College re- 2-2. Burnett, who was a team captain through record after dropping the first the year. sponded with Farmer’s first Tech took the lead once the 2011 season, was also chosen as an All- two games of the series. At the plate, the Jackets had pitch going over the right ACC second team member. In the first game of the a decent outing, posting 12 fence to tie the game at 1-1. See Baseball, page 28 Men’s tennis sweeps Boston College, tops Maryland By Alex Sohani bles match of the day against straight points and earning the Sports Editor Akash Muppidi and Alex Jackets the team match win for Skinner. Both teams held their the day. The Jackets came off of a serve throughout the match to Despite the remaining 7-0 sweep of Miami at home finish with an 8-8 score, forc- matches having no implica- before hosting Boston Col- ing a tiebreaker. King and Spir tions on the results of the team lege and Maryland at home came back from a 4-1 deficit match, the Jackets kept up the on March 23 and 25, respec- to rally and earn the 8-6 tie- intensity. Junior Juan Melian tively. The Jackets continued breaker point and give Tech dismantled Boston College’s their hot streak, extending the doubles point. Jonathan Raude in straight their winning streak to three The Jackets continued the sets, winning 6-1, 6-2. At matches with a 7-0 rout of strong play through singles the No. 5 court, Segura took Boston College before a 4-3 play, with only one match go- his opponent to a first set tie- comeback win over Maryland. ing into three sets. At the No. breaker before easily winning Tech started the day strong, 1 singles spot, King won the the second set for a 7-6 (7-3), winning the doubles point 2-1 first set easily before having to 6-3 win. starting with an easy 8-2 win rally in the second set to earn At the final court, Lopez by senior Dusan Miljevic and the straight set 6-3, 6-4 win. sealed the 7-0 sweep with an freshman Eduardo Segura at Spir also continued his doubles easy 6-2, 6-3 win over Michael the No. 3 spot over Boston success, decisively beating Alex McGinnis. College’s Matt Wagner and Skinner in straight sets 6-3, The Jackets did not have as Billy Grokenberger. Fresh- 6-3. easy of a day against the Mary- men tandem Vikram Hundal At the No. 3 court, Miljevic land Terrapins two days later, and Sebastian Lopez could not dropped the first set to Boston though, coming from behind clinch the doubles point at the College’s Philip Nelson 6-3, the majority of the day to win No. 2 court, dropping their but bounced back to easily the match 4-3.

Photo by Josh Sandler / Student Publications match 8-4. win the next two sets for the The Jackets could not get Dusan Miljevic hits a backhand in a singles match earlier this season. At the top court, senior three set, 3-6, 6-3, 6-2 match. things rolling in doubles play, Kevin King and junior Juan Miljevic fell behind 0-2 in the Miljevic earned the final team match point for the 4-3 win over Maryland. Spir had the toughest dou- third set before scoring six See Tennis, page 28 ENTERTAINMENT Technique • March 30, 2012 • 31

Klassen weaves CBS documentary unique, enlightening suspenseful tale By Edward Poindexter By Theodor Geisel Field Biologist Book Reader

The most scintillating docu- In every generation, there mentary on TV is without a comes a story that seems to shake doubt, The Big Bang Theory. The the very core of the earth with its series follows the research of a rea- sheer, provocative power. Living sonably attractive young anthro- up to this expectation, children’s pologist operating under the alias book author Jon Klassen released “Penny,” as she studies the leisure, his latest psychological thriller hygienic and mating habits of four this past year, entitled I Want My post-doctoral candidates from the Hat Back. This shocking depiction wilds of Pasadena, California; of the underground world of forest Homo Sapiens Technovorous Cali- animal thievery revolves around a fornicus. The brave young woman day in the life of an anonymous attempts to understand the in- bear. When the bear realizes that credible strangeness of this tribe his most prized possession, a red of man-children as they engage hat, has gone missing, he is driven in such alien activities as play- to madness. He journeys into the ing video games, talking about forest and questions every animal science fiction movies and super he meets, with no results. As he hero comics, tinkering with ro- descends into a deeper depression botics and voluntarily perform- with each failure, the bear reaches ing advanced mathematics. Yet a point where murder becomes the they display no interest in sports, only option if he ever wishes to see binge-drinking or automechanics. his beloved red hat again. It is hard to imagine a culture that Photo by Uta Mann / Student Publications With a suspenseful pace that is so hilariously estranged from CBS’s latest documentary The Big Bang Theory attempts to dissect the social and psychological para- surpasses the widely controversial the norms of modern society. digms of nerdy behavior, but while enlightening, the documentary fails to reach any conclusions. Dora the Explorer series, I Want One member of the tribe, Shel- My Hat Back is sure to grip ma- don, does not even express an two characters with an identical likely strain audience’s suspension aspiring actress, who convenient- ture audiences from cover to cov- interest in mating, though this personality. I also cannot help but of disbelief, even in the logically ly happens to work at the tribe’s er. Providing an even deeper sense might be explained by the fact wonder if this Sheldon is trying charitable context of prime-time favorite restaurant and can still of mystery, Klassen’s characters that he has the capacity for her- to toy with Penny’s research. He sitcoms. At the very least, such a inexplicably afford the rent for a have no names or backstories, but maphroditic asexual reproduc- is remarkably adept at making character would seem insufferably spacious apartment in the neigh- are all pawns in this forest’s con- tion, as he created a female clone clever scathing putdowns that rude as opposed to being endear- borhood around Caltech’s cam- spiracy. of himself, known as Amy Farah imply a considerable degree of so- ingly eccentric and oblivious. pus. Those fascinated, but baffled I Want My Hat Back will push Fowler. If this were a fictional cial awareness which is seemingly It is anyone’s guess as to how by the ways of people normal soci- boundaries to the breaking point. show, instead of a documentary, incongruous with his purported long Penny will be able to keep up ety calls ‘nerds,’ will want to tune Overall, themes of deception and one might accuse the show’s writ- lack of social graces. Again, if her ruse. Her current interactions in for each new installment of this revenge form what is undoubtedly ers of blatantly and lazily pander- this was not a respectable docu- with the group are predicated on madcap documentary for a cul- a subtle critique of a flawed, anar- ing to their audience by relying on mentary, this personality would the claim that she is a destitute turally enlightening experience. chic society.

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Yet to find a first round overall, but lots of 4th round picks walking around. gt sucks To the people walking around campus barefoot: I hope you catch a disease that rots your feet off! ughhhh hate the week before spring breakkk i met this girl on monday, took her for a drink on tuesday Baba stop making people sliver trell and 5-o are the best combination ever I Rae dear ex-bf, you are a coward for making me break up with you. it makes me lol when guys date non-tech girls hookup buddies? so not tech ;) I really like how gt housing chairs have nails sticking up into ur butt been so busy, i forgot to sliver.... [email protected] Technique I, RoboCop Sports Editor: In light of new late-night campus Baman Piderman safety issues, GTPD joins forces with 32 Friday, newly acquired Robocop team.42 Sport March 30, 2012 Madden to substitute Washington balances football, law actual football By Marshall Erikson will be a day to relax after a ton will fly out to Denver to his mannerisms in the court- Legendary week of grueling workouts. begin his highest-profile case room have surprised his team- For rising redshirt senior as a rising defense attorney. mates and coaches. In his tri- For most of Tech’s football quarterback Tevin Washing- “Who wants to rest?” als, Washington frequently team, Saturday, March 31— ton, however, there will be no Washington said. “I’m just slams his desk to emphasize which marks the end of the time to relax. As soon as prac- happy to be getting an op- his points and shouts while first week of spring practice— tice ends on Friday, Washing- portunity like this to put objecting and presenting evi- my skills to work on a larger dence. scale.” These mannerisms have af- Washington spent last fected his personality outside summer interning at Atlanta- of court, as evidenced by his based law firm Pendergast & recent actions at practice. By Frankie Milton Associates. Not long after the “I caught him one day in Python Master 2011 football season ended, practice yelling ‘Take that!’ he secured an internship for after every pass he completed. Friday nights, the football team will get to- the current semester with Turns out he yells that every gether and play Madden together, but on March Wright & Co. Law Offices, time he presents evidence 9, Tech students, alumni and fans gathered to a Los Angeles-based defense in court, and the habit just watch what was supposed to be a lighthearted law firm that handles cases spilled over. It is what it is,” Madden tournament between friends. nationally. said Head Football Coach It began as a few students glancing at the Before long, Washington Paul Johnson. television screen as the football team played demonstrated a sharp apti- His behavior has not been their videogame, but when a text saying “Nail tude for courtroom proce- confined to the field, either. biting Tech football game, come check it out!” dures and was given the op- “We were watching film, was sent to several students, the news spread un- portunity to lead a murder and [Quarterbacks] Coach til thousands of fans appeared to see the action. trial. He proved his client’s [Brian] Bohannon made a At first, it appeared that people who drove innocence and identified the comment about a wrong read from out of the Atlanta area were upset, but af- real killer in the span of one Tevin had made. I swear, man, ter watching the virtual tackling for a few min- day—then did the same in Tevin stood up, slammed utes, a positive response began to resonate. his next two trials. Next, he is both hands on the table, then “I didn’t think I’d like watching a television, scheduled to act as the defense pointed at Coach and shouted but the environment was unique and worth attorney for Scooby-Doo in a ‘Objection!’” said redshirt staying for,” said Rock Bottoms, ME ‘65. case involving a grand heist of freshman quarterback Vad Eventually, the 50,000 fans were moved into Scooby snacks from a storage Lee. “I’ve never seen him Bobby Dodd Stadium. The game was broadcast depot for the product in Los that animated before. I think over the Jumbotron over the South End Zone. Angeles. Tevin even caught himself The Athletics Department is looking into re- “It quickly became clear off guard, because he just sat placing actual Tech football games with virtual what Tevin can do in the back down real quietly.” ones instead. world of defense law. He’s an Washington said he may “Well, I never would’ve guessed this, but ace,” said Wright & Co. vet- consider becoming a prosecu- it looks like we’re going to have to explore the eran lawyer Phoenix Wright, tor sometime in the future. possibility of maybe cutting the actual football putting on a pair of shades. Still, his performance on the team and playing with a cyber football team. “An ace attorney.” practice field is strong, and There were more fans at that first event than we As Washington is typi- the redshirt senior balances average at a general football game,” Athletics cally a calm player on and school, football, and law with Director Dan Radakovich said. off the field for the Jackets, ease. Ramblin’ Reck repossessed after payment default By Winnie Bago to reason with the repossession men, Repo Lady but to no avail. A fight ensued with one of the repossession men, Bobby On March 27, Tech’s 1930 Ford Brantley, throwing every member of Model A was repossessed due to a de- the Ramblin’ Reck Club to the ground fault of contract. As of March 29, the while his partner drove off with the “Ramblin’ Reck” still remains in cus- Model A. tody of Lizard Lick Towing with no “I tried to stop them, but that one immediate plan for its release. redneck giant was too strong,” said The repossession came as a shock for Gurton Buster, a member of the Ram- those who thought that Tech owned blin’ Reck Club. the Ramblin’ Reck. However, the de- After the Model A was repossessed, cision was made a year ago to sell the it was transported to Lizard Lick Tow- Reck to pay some of the money owed ing Company in Raleigh, NC. The car to former men’s basketball coach Paul will remain there until someone from Hewitt, whose contract with GTAA Tech pays the $500 processing fee. required that he be paid several mil- The school managed to pay off the lions of dollars following the termina- lender, thanks to the new academic tion of his coaching appointment at fee, but the cash-strapped institution is Tech. Since then, Tech has been paying having problems finding the necessary a small fee to the car’s current owner $500 in the budget. for use in Tech football games. “If we just charge every student 15 Tech forgot to pay the owner after more dollars each semester and call it last season’s loss to Utah in the Sun an athletics fee, then we would have Bowl, so the owner called for the Mod- enough money to get the Reck back el A to be repossessed. and then some,” said Athletic Director Repossession men for the Lizard Dan Radakovich. Lick Towing Company appeared at the For now, the 1930 Ford Model A Wreck’s garage late Tuesday night with still sits in the Lizard Lick Towing repo a tow truck and proceeded to tie the car lot, but long-term plans are being made to the truck. The noise created by the by high-ranking officials to ensure that repossession men woke up members of the Ramblin’ Reck will be able to guide the Ramblin’ Reck Club who were, as the football team onto the field for the Photo by Gid Surnani / Student Publications per tradition, sleeping beside the car. team’s first home game next season on The Reck as it was towed away by the LIzard Lick Towing company. The Reck currently About 30 members of the club tried Sept. 9. remains impounded because Tech has been unable to pay the processing fee to retrieve it.