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latvians Unable Sun God Prayers Come True to Escape War's Div~slve Legacy Ping Pong Mofia, Naughty by Nature, XZibit and Face to Face perform By MAn SCHRADER RIGA, Latvia - Latvians and Russians, two peoples fated to Associate News Editor share a nation under 50 years of Soviet rule, are far apart when it The students' faith in the A.S. comes to their common legacy. programming office was restored "History is very divisive in Friday as Ping Pong Mafia, Latvia: ils Muiznieks, director of Naughty by Nature, Face to Face the Latvian Center for Human and XZibit took the stage for this Rights and Ethnic Studies, said in a year's Sun God Festival at RlMAC recent interview. "It's not only every­ Field. thing related to the KGB and the "This show was twice as good role of Russians in doing nasty stuff as Sun God was last year." said in the '40s and '50s. It's anything Revelle junior Jennifer Thompson. "Un like last time, I See LATVIA, Page 8 didn't have to find the CDs of the bands that were playing in the oldies section of the music store." Co-Festivals Coordinator SCOtt Mantell said this year's Sun God drew 12,000 individuals, represent­ Nebraska Farm Town ing a clear increase over last year. "Man, I knew there would be Laments Loss of more people th is year than th'ere Only Grocery Store were last year," said Marsha ll sophomore Scott Corban. "But I BLUE HILL, Neb. - A yellow never thought I would have to wait bulldozer rumbled in the Midwest­ in such a long line for a show." ern sun, packing down sand over a According to Co-Festivals barren lot that used to be the base­ Coordinator Priya Mohan, the ment of Price's Supermarket. large attendance was due in part Otherwise, the streets last week to the wide range of people that were as quiet as church mi ce. the show catered to. Main Street in this farm town, "There was just something for population 890, is a lot less busy everybody this time: she said. photos by David PI~/ Guardian since Price's caught fire nearly five "You have got your , months ago. The elderly women, your hip-hop with Naughty by X to the Z: XZibil was wt'll who might normally use shopping Nature, your real rap with XZibit, recelocd al Friday nighl's Sun God as an excuse to congregate on a sun- and then you have your chant following Nau.~hty ~ NalUrr, Face with Electronico dance. We tried 10 Face, and local balld PIl1.~ Pcmg See STORE, Page 8 to make everybody happy this At afta. '/ he COIICL'71 drw a nvwd year and I hope that actually hap­ twice Ihe size of lasl years. pened." mile Many of the 12,000 in atten­ dance said that the headliner Shearing Testimony: Roosei.\'1t Ohio Police Develop XZibit lived up to the expecta­ junior Shati Doi gets hL,/, 11m" s}IlTi.{'d tions that were placed upon him ~y Ullum of jewish 5rudCl/rs m'/lSum' New Weapon to Mark after his "Restless" album went Wade Strallss all LiiJralV Walk 011 Targets In Crowds double platinum. Friday. The group ad17ilXri a wodd "XZibit was awesome: said rwrd, shaVing 1ll.'f!T' 100 heads m COLUMBUS, Ohio - Colum­ Muir sophomore Robert Buckley. four hou, s. SnuU'71rs p 2000. all rights reserved. The UCSO GUllrdlan Is not responsible for not teach at least five classes, he or she eral for the U.S. Army Reserve. The deputy sur­ tives from UC campuses and the UC Office of the the return of unsolicited manuscripts or art. 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It is irre­ "Think globally, act locally," could age sea levels have increased by sponsible if the admintstration, not be more true. In addition 10 • Global warming is one of the being the worst world polluter, the Her Own 0.1 to 0.2 meters. and of us as a nation to decline to most serious environmental United States is also among the threats to our way of life. That Also, evidence from satellites take part and find a solution to a global problem, The most recent least efficient with the available may seem a bit ex~eme, but .i t is has shown that air temperatures in the lower 8 kilometers of the reports on the Bush ad ministra­ resources, Vice PreS Ident Dick true. Global warnung IS senous Cheney may th ink that conserva­ Jaded & because we now have evidence atmosphere have increased, as tion's energy policy do not offer well as overall global surface tem­ any reasonable plan for taking on tion is nothing mo rc the n a per­ that it has far-reaching conse­ sonal virtue. However, simple HAS THE peratures. If this trend continu~s, global warming or solving the cur­ Faded quences. changes in how we LI se energy can Last month, the United the ecological impact can be dIS­ rent energy crisis. Instead, the astrous. Marine life is especially Bush plan promises to be a wind­ have a great effect; not only in COS I CAROLINE SONG Nations' Intergovernmental Panel but in pollution as well. . on Climate Change found links sensitive to changes in water tem­ fall for coal, oil and nuclear ener­ his Mother's Day, I did not perature, and changes to the nat­ gy companies. They are the very It is a lesson that we in Califo r­ between human activity, levels of nia learned the hard way, Keeping go home to see my mother. greenhouse gases and global cli­ ural habitats across large areas of industries that contributed heavily to Bush's campaign. unneeded lights off and leaving the T. I was too busy preparing mate changes. water can drive a species to extinc­ thermostat off at night will dt'crease for International House's Asian and Like it or not, global warming tion. Our very own Scripps Insti­ The Kyoto Treaty has its faults, ORlO Pacific Culture Night, which was tution of Oceanography has but they could have been, and the power needed and lower elec­ is good science and based on facts. tricity bills. Replaci ng incandescent held that Sunday evening. So, The IPCC report has solid and found connections between should have been, worked out in instead of going home bearing gifts human activity and increases in good faith . Bush's argument that bulbs with fluoresce nt ones WIll be incontrovertible evidence that even better, Transportation is for my mom like a good daughte,r, I ocean temperature. carbon dioxide regulation is human activity is affecting the another source of pollution. Car­ invited my parents to attend Asian global climate. Just how much the Last month, President George harmful to our economy is also and Pacific Culture Night. That way, W. Bush signaled that he would shortsighted, The economic costs pooling and using public trans­ GONE climate will change and how long portation will not only decrease I got to see my mom, and she got to it will take is still being' researched not regulate emissions of carbon of pollution and global warming are much higher and longer-last­ pollution, but lower traffic and see me make a fool of myself and debated. dioxide and that the administra­ onstage. tion would not support the Kyoto ing then the short term costs of commuter times as well. Any serious change in global The greatest opportunities we My mother is my role model. temperatures will have disastrous Treaty. This signaled a storm of reforming and refitting our energy Raising twO children is a daunting criticism from abroad, particularly policy. In addition, there is serious have to allev iate global wartnlllg repercussions. IPCC analysis indi­ are the development of alternative task for. anyone, but to do so in an cates that temperature increases from the European Union. It is economic profit in properly devel­ unfamiliar country makes the task will cause increased flooding embarrassing, if not disgraceful, oping and implementing clean See POLLUTION, Pa.~ e 6 doubly difficult. Transplanting along the West Coast, the Eastern that we as the American people energies. oneself from one's own country and immigrating to another with two young children is a true test of courage and strength. Yet my mother persevered, and ... are you still reading? Have I lost you yet? Program Were you just about to turn the Linguistics LANGUAGE The proposed missle defense system will protect this nation President Bush's missile defense system is flawed and will do page to sej: if there were any good coupons in today's issue? from the threats of the post-Cold War world nothing but instigate other nations into an arms race Lately I have been asked why my articles have taken on such a By ANDREW FU with the idea that other countries have the By VISIW. PATEL sia has already expressed a disagreement negative tone (to put it tactfully). Contributing Opinion Writer ability to eradicate us, but they do not sim­ Staff Writer with the United States' steps to unilaterally "Don't you have anything positive ply because they know that we can do the begin creating a missile defense system to say?" Why, yes, I have many pos­ By proposing a plan that would protect same to them. President George W. Bush recently without replacing the ABM treaty with a itive things to say. The question is, the United States from a nuclear attack, Therefore the only defense we have expressed his plan to build a missile new one. do you care enough to read them? a.'lIIan President George W. Bush has demonstrated against complete annihilation is the fact that defense system. His plan calls for a drastic A new arms race is not the only prob­ My mother is a very loving and that the protection of American citizens is we have the same potential to counterattack increase in ,military funding to create a lem that could stem from the plan that admirable person, but do you really his No. I priority. in the event that anyone actually does tire at shield to keep America safe from missile Bush has proposed. The missile defense want to hear me wax poetic about Bush's new missile defense program us. We build bombs as a bluff - a vulgar attacks. While this plan seems to be clear system itself is not a sure thing. After all, her? My reasons for loving my mom focuses on American security but still keeps display of power that means nothing and appropriate in its attempt for the bet­ there is still much research to do, research are probably the same you have for international relations in mind. Most because we know other countries have the terment of America, many have been that needs a lot of money. Preliminary tri­ loving your mom, so would I be • Earn up to 15 units in 6 weeks notably, it looks to effectively abolish the same power to kill us. prompted to ask whether the plan is truly als done under Clinton's administration imparting any new and interesting 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty between The Bush administration realizes the called for and should be put into place by failed horribly, bringing in to question the knowledge to you, or provoking you • Satisfy your language requirement the United States and the former Soviet absurdity of this shaky agreement, and is Bush, I follow in their voices in arguing likelihood that the United States will have to come to any new and interesting Union. The treaty currently prevents either currently negotiating to revise the ABM against the establishment of a missile any sort of missile defense. America thoughts? Probably not. country from building any kind of shield treaty. defense system. should not take a big risk with a program How about an article titled • Have a FUN and against nuclear weapons. "To maintain peace, to protect our ()wn In order to have a missile defense sys­ ·that has yet to prove itself. Bush expla,ned "Ethnic Diversity Increasing in The new plan, if implemented, would set citizens and our allies and friends, we must tem, Bush would have to withdraw from his plan to create a missile defense system; Hollywood"? I could talk about PROI1UCT'VE summer! up an intricate system of ballistic missiles seek security based on more than the grim the Anti-Ballistic Missile however, the exact how, lately, there's been an increase from land, air, sea and space ••••••••••• premise that we can treaty of 1972, a diplomatic details are yet to be in non-Caucasian actors in televi­ to destroy potentially devas- destroy those who seek marvel that has been the known. There are sion programs. I could praise the tating nuclear weapons fired to destroy us: Bush cornerstone of nuclear many possibilities - networks for being more sensitive M MEA at the United States. In addi- Rr 0 said in a May 1 speech deterrence. The ABM treaty air defense, sea to the need for ethnic diversity in s U. tion . Bush has said that he given at the National serves to ban almost any defense and land the media and give suggestions on 200-\ plans to significantly reduce Defense University in missile defense system defense - that remain how to further portray race and undecided. . the amount of nuclear Washington. between America and Rus­ gender relations in a positive light. ASL5A (equiv. to lA/lAX) July 2 - July 13,2001 weapons in the U.S. arsenal. GUAR{)IAN OPINION Although the actual sia. The theory behind this con A large amount of This may interest a few people. but GIJARDIAN OPINION It is still uncertain when missile defense pro- treaty is that by eliminating money is needed to how many of you are affected by ASL5B (equiv. to lB/lBX) July 16 - July 27 , 2001 and if the program will be gram is still very rough a defense system, a country research a defense sys­ this in your day-to-day lives? (equiv. to le/lCX) July 301 - Aug. 10, 2001 put into effect and whether and by no means com- will not build many weapons and become tem - an amount that our tight budget While it is true that a good arti­ ASL5C it will actually be effective, but it is clear that plete or ready for implementation, Bush "trigger-happy" with the confidence that cannot provide. The task of opening up cle does not have to be one that something has to be done to relieve the ten- makes the good point that the current poli­ by having a missile defense system, it funds for the defense and also passing the addresses topics of everyday life, if (equiv, to lA/lAX) July 2 - July 13 , 2001 si on caused by the potential for nuclear war- cy is illogical and does not provide adequate could bomb aAY country and be safe. With large tax cut that Bush plans amounts to an it were my aim to discuss global, FRENCH 5A fa re and that it will be necessary to revise the protection for any country. What is impor­ Bush's plan to build a defense system and impossible task. America cannot cut taxes national or social issues, I would FRENCH 5B (equiv. to IB/IBX) July 16 - July 27, 2001 ABM treaty or create a new one altogether. tant now is fo r lines of communication to retract from the ABM treaty, a new arms and expect to spend a large portion of its write the pro and con articles. July 30 - Aug. 10, 2001 Challenging the flawed negotiations that remain open so that all parties involved can race co uld begin. limited resources on an experimental pro­ The fact of the matter is, this is FRENCH 5C (equiv. to lC/ICX) ended the Cold War and kept the world in a help to comfortably eliminate the possibility A new arms race could cause not only gram. So which does Bush want - the mil­ my column and I'll write about precariously uneasy respite from nuclear of nuclear warfare over time. anger from Russia, but also many rising itary,or the tax cut? whatever I damn well please, within (equiv. to lAIlAX) July 2 - July 13,2001 threat, Bush 's plan takes a much-needed There is a fear that Bush's program will nuclear powers such as China and India. By funding this experimental program, reason. But since I am being paid to GERMAN 5A step in the right direction toward both come off as overly aggressive, and possibly Russia is still dismantling nuclear devices, Bush' is putting all his eggs in one basket, write articles for the UCSD publics, GERMAN SB (equiv. to IBIlBX) July 16 - July 27, 2001 national security and healthier international spark a new race to build more nuclear but scraping the ABM treaty may stop this one that cannot solely protect the United it makes sense that I choose topics (equiv. to lC/lCX) July 30 - Aug. 10,2001 relations, weapons. Whether this occurs depends on process. Sen. Carl Levin of Michigan has States. Bush's secretary of defense, Donald that I think will be of interest to oth­ GERMAN 5C Since the demise of the Soviet Union, the how we handle the situation. As long as the admitted that he has "great concerns about Rumsfeld, admitted that "we are more vul- ers, instead of using this space as my ABM treaty has become outdated and irrel- United States continues to communicate a unilateral decision [to abandon the ABM own personal diary. Therefore, I will July 2 - July 13 , 2001 evant. Though the treaty put a temporary with and not alienate other countries, com­ treaty] because [he] beHeves that it could spare you the ode to my mother and SPANISH 5A (equiv. to lA/lAX) halt to the so-called "arms race" and the mon sense will prevail - nobody wants a risk a second Cold War - Cold War II." Rus- S!! CON, Page 6 instead write about what I believe to SPANISH 5B (equiv. to IBIlBX) July 16 - July27, 2001 immediate threat of nuclear warfare, it did so nuclear holocaust. Rather than watch others be more interesting. July 30 - Aug. 10,2001 by way of seriously inverted logIC. stockpile bombs that we are defenseless That point brings me to the SPANISH 5C (equiv. to le/lCX) The key point of reasoning in the treaty agai nst, we should strive to have everybody controversy. The last time I was in has fittingly become known as MAD, - stop building bombs altogether. the Guardian office, I was told that July 2 - July 13 ,2001 "mutually assured destructi on." For two very angry people had to bite SPANISH5B (equiv. to IB/IBX) decades, we have been living unprotected See PRO, Page 6 my head off. The guy probably had SPANISH 5C (equiv. to le/lCX) July 16 - July 27, 2001 a goatee and the girl probably dyes July 30 - Aug. 11, 2001 her hair. Yes, I make controversial SPANISH 5D (equiv. to lD/IDX) statements. Would you be reading this if I didn't? 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fully, our leaders can come to a compromise logic for the sake of rise I ca n get out of you. I knew re sent me for hav ing the opportu­ Giving Students Pro: consensus and update this treaty sitting still. Column: when I took on this job that I nity to voice my beliefs. If that's The system needs to be together before the confusion and All too often, politicians are would offe nd peop le. That's gen­ the case, then get off yo ur ass and uncertainty get out of hand. A forced into irrational positions by Opinions should be erally wh at happens when one submit an ap plica tion to the a Stronger 'VOX' taken seriously to work new trust must be created from a trying to satisfy everyone. Before respected, even in print voices one's optnion. There's Guardian office to beco me an new foundation. Bush, the CI.inton administration always going to be som eo ne wh o opinion writer. ContInued from ..... 4 As Bush said, "We should also made an attempt to create a Continued from ..... 5 disagrees. So yes, I so metimes wri te abo ut Should you care? If you or any­ The ABM treaty was built work together to replace this missile defense system but was one that you care about is sexually th e Guardian between classes an ~ What I don't understand is topics tha t are unconve ntio nal upon the residue of distrust and treaty with a new framework that hindered by the ABM treaty. The active, then you'd better care. read only those articles tha t catch why some people get s~ upset and my opinions are oft.en contro­ suspicion left over from the Cold reflects a clear and c1eal} break proposed new plan lets the world Since 1995, the U.S. Congress their attentio n. Answer me truly, when they see my opm to ns 10 versia l. I find these subjects Inter­ War. Using its convoluted logic, from the past and especially know that the United States will has voted 116 times to restrict which is mo re attention grabbing: print. You know that somewhere eS!lng and I think othe rs do as being defenseless is the way to be from the adversariallegacy of the not jeopardize its citizens to paci­ access to family planning, sex edu­ "Ethnic Diversity In reasi ng in out there, so meone thmks the well. If you don't like my subject safe and building defense systems Cold War: fy other countries. cation and the right to choose. If Hollywood" or "Why Fe male exact opposite of what you think. ma tter or my opintons, then stop is an act of aggression . Therefore President Bush has shown The time has come to make a you have ever gone to a family Frie nds Suck"? If that someo ne happens to be reading my articles. quit yo ur we keep each other in check by that he is dedicated to his coun­ change to the treaty. [t is a sensi­ planning clinic such as Planned Admit It. Most of you read my me, why does it upset you so? Do whining and get your own damn keeping offensive weapons that try, and not only that, he has also tive issue, but let's hope that HURRICANE Parenthood for prenatal care, gyne­ col umn beca use yo u et th er get a yo u be lieve tha t because twice a colu mn. Until someone replaces we never use. shown that the United States will Bush's decisiveness garners the cological exams, birth control, kick out of heanng me call it as I mo nth I get my opinion published me, [" m goi ng to keep writing as I As Bush said, this is a rather not waver indecisively in the respect and cooperation that it JENNY emergency contraception or testing see it, or beca use I piss you off that somehow my opinion is more have bee n. Change my tu ne? Not grim and pessimistic plan. Hope- middle ground, and will not deserves. for sexually transmitted infections, and you're cunous how much of a va lid than yo urs? Perhaps you a chance. SAT. then you, along with the vast Letters t~e Editor majority of Americans, know how JUNE. 1 not be using its finances to solely defense system raises more The Guardian welcomes letters from important reproductive health care them. We can get the facts and use lea rn more about VOX and upcom- Con: prevent this one threat. doubts that certainties. There are Its readers. All letters must be no can be. Yet politicians seem to be Letter: the m to affect policies invo lving 109 opportun ities to aifect repro­ longer than 500 words. typed. dou­ increasingly determined to deny us By worrying about defense, too many factors with this 'plan reprod uctive health and righ ts in ductive rights, co me out and meet ble-spaced and Signed. Letters must Plan will only create Bush has strayed from the basis access to these services. that the president cannot be able Club is active in our community, in our state, and in us May 22-24 on Library Walk. also contain a phone number. We of American policy in dealing to control yet. Although Bush's HAPPy VOX is a new UCSD student more problems our nation. Whether you're looking for infor­ reserve the right to edit for length with possible threats to security. plan is an honest attempt to keep lobbying politicians and clarity. Letters may be dropped organization dedicated to speaking ContInued from ..... 4 Do yo u care yet? mation or wa nt to get involved , we 'lI HOUR off at the Guardian office on the sec· out for reproductive freedom . VOX America's past security has been our country safe, the .plan is not Continued from paC. 6 On May 9. 10 VOX members be there with the. facts. nerable now to the suitcase bomb, due to the civilized acts of diplo­ righ t for this country. There are Monday-Friday ond floor of the Student Center or e­ is Latin for "voice," and we're here work fo r us - thei r job is to cast a traveled to Sacramento to lobby Speak up. Use your vOice. You mailed. Send all letters to: the cyber-terrorists, the raw and macy and classic arms control. too many other problems that 4·7pm and 1klose to make our voices heard on cam­ our state senators and ~ssemb ly may JUSt fi nd it's the most powerful The UCSD Guardian random violence of an outlaw By drifting from this policy, arise for the implementation of vote tha t reflects what their com­ pus and in the Capitol. We are munities want. They ca n't do that me n. Another trip is cu rrently in tool that you have. Opinion Editor many European nations have this plan. Ultimately, I hope Bush endorsed by Planned Parenthood, regime or a rogue nation armed the works. We are ta ing the power Fo r mo re information about 9500 Gilman Dr. 0316 with nuclear missiles and expressed discontent. This dis­ will realize that he should follow unless they hear fro m us. 909 Prospect st. • La Jolla La Jolla. CA 92093-0316 and we want to help students learn into our ow n hands and helping to VOX, please contact Robert Ashley weapons of mass destruction." content could amQunt to new through with a plan that has to That's where VOX comes in. Fax : (858) 534-7691 about reproductive rights so that protect reprod uctive health rights at (619) 683 -7545 Ext. 184. or Info: 858.456.7625 The missile defense program is tensions between super powers, prove itself. Bush should not Fe wa nt our voices at UCSD to be e-mail: le [email protected] all of us have the training and and family planning. emai l [email protected]. not able to cope with these leading to a scenario that the employ a system that cOl,lld cause heard. Together. we can et our leg­ www.hardrock.com opportunities we need to make our islators Know what we expect fro m Join our efforts! If you want to -VOX Editor: voices heard by legislators. threats. Missiles are potent threats world hates to see. tensions around the world with At least one person in fo ur will All people have the right to to our security, but they are not Overall, [ hope the president the use of funds that other pro­ contract a sex ually trans mitted manage their own fertility. We are a the only one. Our country should realizes that his plans to create a grams require. infection at some poi nt in his life. pro-choice group that firmly Eighty perce nt of women and believes that access to family plan­ 40 perce nt of men infected with ning services, responsible sexuality issues fair to highlight issues places left in the United States. chlamydia have no symptoms. education and preventive health Pollution: ignored and discarded by the cur­ This pristine land will be lost for­ ww. Traffi[S[hooIOnline.[om Withou t contracep ti on. the care reduces the numbers of unin­ rent administration. ever if Bush's drill first, ask ques­ ave rage wo man would become tended pregnancies and abortions. Fair will. hi~hlight The on-campus environmental tions later, policy passes. ... because you 're not a bad person, you just did a bad thing. preg nant more than 12 ti mes in We want access to reproductive progresswe zssues community will take steps to pro­ If we fail to act, we may inherit her life. health care and education to be vide students with examples of problems that will be more of a Ove r 3 million unintended available to everyone. Continued from PIC. 5 some of the places at risk if Bush's hamstring to our economy than pregnancies occ ur in the United Legislators make decisions that energy sources. This week, pro­ energy ideas become public policy. anything that Bush is currently States every yea r. affect choices every day. 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Continued from page 1 Transported to detox . tract wi th Harvard University of entries compiled from the log Thursday night that will raise the book of the UCSD Police 6:23 p.m.: Officers detained a ing paintball bullets, it shoots tear 19-year-old female student at gas, Smith said. wages of all workers. as well as ORLD & NATION Department. UCSD crime statis­ ensuring that no worker employed tics can be attained by all per­ Pepper Canyon Apartments for In combination with the tear gas, being drunk in public. Transported the police could also add dye that fo r more than on~ year will earn less sons from the Police Department than $10.25 an hour - th... ligure or at http:;/police.ucsd.edu to detox . would enable police to see a mark on 6:50 p.m.: Officers detained a a person under ultraviolet light. set as Cambridgc·s ··Iiving wage." The agree ment came aflt:r a Bush Gala Expected Monday, May 14 21-year-Old male student for pos­ "[The weapon] is appa rently Cardinals Meet at the Vatican session of marijuana. designed to inflict pai n and mark week of contentiolls ncgotiations 10:31 a.m.: A staff member between th ... univl'rsity ,Ind thl' reported the theft of a display 7:45 p.m.: Officers detained a ra ndom persons in a large crowd. It to Raise $15 Million 20-year-old female student for also appears extremely dangerous," Local 26 of the Hotel Employees from the Price Center Theater and Re staurant Employecs to Decide on Church's Future lobby. Loss: $200. being drunk in public at RIMAC . said Ron Meyers, preside nt of the WAS HINGTO N - Organizers ists and executives from oil, gas Transported to detox . Council of Graduate Students. International Union. Union lead­ of a multimillion-dollar Republican and nuclear-energy companies 11:04 a.m.: Officers arrested ers had agr ...... d to strike if an ROME - The College of Paul II, who turned 81 on Friday, within the Roman Catholic a 19-year·old female student for 7:50 p.m.: Officers detained a "Paintball gu ns arc for recreation dinner that will be President Bush's that helped shape the White Cardinals will gather at the Vatican has been a Vatican parlor game for Church, a sensitive topic inside a 16-year-old male nonaffiliate at 19-year-old male student for being with the proper equipment, and not agreement was not reached by debut as fund-raiser in chief include House energy plan, from manufac­ misuse of a handicapped placard. Wednesday. on Monday with the solemn task more than a decade, long enough the church hierarchy. Cited and released. Pepper Canyon Apartments for drunk in public at the~ Social for the police to mark students:' dozens of corporate lobbyists and turing concerns delighted by Union officials call tht: !lCW of sorting out the challenges facing for some early favorites to have But the meeting has a broad 11:32 a.m.: A staff member being a minor in possession and Sciences Building. Transported to Sgt. Dana Winship of th e executives who helped engineer ~is Bush's early decision to overturn the Roman Catholic Church in the died. But the consistory, the first agenda, and its closed-door set­ for curfew violation. Released to detox . Columbus police said th e gun is co ntract the biggest cconomic g,lin election and whose industries stand workplace ergonomic rules, frolP reported the theft of a printer for employees in the history of third millennium. such gathering of cardinals since ting allows cardinals to speak their from the fourth floor of the parent at police station. 8:33 p.m.: Officers arrested a the same size as a regul ar paint­ to benefit from his energy plan, his credit-card companies grateful for But as they sit in the Apostolic 1994, brings together all 134 men minds - and also form the minds 12:47 a.m.: Officers detained 23·year-old student for driving ball gun and is smaller than a Local 26. Ninety-dght percelll l)f tax cuts and his other early moves in Bush 's support for a bill to make it Science and Engineering union members at thc mt"cling Palace, not far from the Sistine who are under 80 and eligible to of their fellow electors. Research Facility. Loss: $750. a 17-year-old male nonaffiliate at under the influence of alcohol at shotgun. Mosr other guns, such the White House. harder for people to escape their Chapel where princes of the vote in a papal conclave, as well as John Paul, whose 23-year Pepper Canyon Apartments for Lot 308. Booked into Central as the rubber bullet gun, are big­ voted to accept the agrccI1ll'nt. The black-tic dinner on debts in bankruptcy and from cig­ 12:01 p.m.: An 8-year-old male "I think it was a great vielOl)' for church elect a new pope, the car­ all non-electors, or at least those tenure is the longest of the last nonaffiliate fell down the stairs at being drunk in public and for cur­ Jail. ge r than a shotgun. The diameter Tuesday, the Republica n ational arette-makers encouraged by dinals will also be a little like char­ healthy enough to travel. Last 100 years, has put his indelible few violation. Released to parent 8:14 p.m.: Officers arrested a of the barrel is the size of a dime. the workers:' said Local :!6 Committee's Preside ntial Gala, is reports that the government may Institute of Geophysics and President Janice LOllx . acters summoned at the end of an February, the pope named 44 new stamp on the church and on the Planetary Physics, Building 2. at police station. , 20-year-old male student for being while the barrel of th e rubber bul­ expected to raise more than $15 drop a $100 billion racketeering Agatha Christie mystery, looking cardinals, packing the total to 183, College of Cardinals, where he has 8:33 a.m.: A 24-year-old female a minor in possession of alcohol let gun is a little bigger than a sil­ The new contract r"isl's wages million for the party and attract at lawsuit against the industry. Subject refused treatment. for the two tiers of ... mployces thal around the room and and won­ the largest and most diverse col­ selected all but 11 of the 134 men 4:17· p.m.: A staff member student fainted at North Torrey at Lot 502. Cited and released. ver dollar. Winship said oth er least 2,000 people, including sever­ The leading nonenergy corporate dering, "Which one of us is it?" lege in history. eligible to vote in a conclave. Pines Road and La Jolla Shores 8:53 p.m.: Officers detained a guns are cum bersome. make up Harvard University al Cabi net members and virtually donors on the list are Philip Morris, reported the theft of cash from Dining Services - the lowcr-p,lid The four-day consistory, a A silent contest among papal This pope has cracked down A,s. Lecture Notes. Loss: $100. Drive. Transported to Scripps 21·year·old male student for being "[The new gun] is pretty all of the Republica n leaders of the tobacco giant, which pledged meeting that Vatican watchers are contenders has gone on for years, hard on theologians who stray Institution of Oceanography by San drunk in public at RIMAC. handy," Smith said. "cash operations·' workers who Congress. Ticket prices begin at $250,000, and AT&T and Bristol- studying as a "pre-conclave: gives of course. Outright campaigning from strict orthodoxy, and he has Diego Police Department. Transported to detox . Winship said the gu n uses low­ serve at ca mpus restaurants, and $1,500 per seat, Myers Squibb, Tuesday, May 15 the '"board operations" members . the pope's advisers a unique is taboo, but there are other dis­ made conservative rulings on 7:34 a.m.: A 38-year-old male 9:49 p.m.: Officers detained a end technology and is cheaper than $15 ,000 per table. "[t's obvious that all which each opportunity to campaign among creet ways for cardinals to polish social issues, from birth control Friday, May 18 24-year-old male student for being other gu ns used by police. It costs who serve in dining halls. For Because the promised $100,000 nonaffiliate suffered a broken leg board operations, the increase will their peers. their credentials, from foreign to women's ordination. Most of and internal injuries after falling 1:30 a.m.: Officers ordered a drunk in publ ic at Voigt Drive and about $400 , whereas other guns dinner is the first these Republican to the Republicans. be $2 .05 pe r hour across the "Every time one of them gets trips and carefully timbered public the cardinals, handpicked by onto Interstate 5 from the Voigt 45-year-old male nonaffiliate off Campus Point Drive. Transported can cost up to $1 ,000. major Washington contributors are Other organizers up to speak, the other cardinals statements to favoring a colleague John Paul II, share his views, but campus for seven days after he to detox . "This is the only weapon of its board. fund-raising event include the chair­ Drive bridge. Transported to Scripps Under the co ntract. Harvard will be asking themselves, 'What with fund-raising help or serving others have hinted that there is Memorial Hospital by paramedics. was found to be illegally lodging 10:00 p.m.: Officers detained kind that I'm aware of: Winship that Bush will pre­ getting what they man of UST Inc., kind of pope would this guy Mass in a local church. room for more discussion in the near Mesa Apartments. a 21-year-Old male student for said. also agreed to a 10 percent cap on side over si nce his wh ich is the parent 8:00 a.m.: A staff member the number of hours worked b)' paid for." make?'" said the Rev. Thomas j. The extraordinary consistory, future, leaving an opening for a reported the theft of parking 11:00 a.m.: A 52-year-Old male being drunk in public at RIMAC . So far, police have only tested ina ugura tion, it is co mpany of U.S. Reese, an American Jesuit who the sixth of this papacy, was called moderate candidate who could affiliate slipped off a couch and Transported to detox . the gun and have not used it in the "casuals" - temporary employees being described as Smokeless Tobacco, meters from Lot 002. Loss: $870. who do not receive fringe bene fi ts. - Jenny Baclous wrote "Inside the Vatican: The by the pope to discuss the apos­ appeal to liberals without 9:30 a.m.: Officers arrested a was unable to get up without assis­ 10:20 p.m.: Officers detained field. Smith said the gun can h~lp an early test of his Democratic National and the chairman of Pol itics and Organization of the tolic letter in which he raised affronting conservatives. tance. Transported to Thornton a 19-year-old male student for in crowd control problems, whICh The reducti on of casual ability and willing­ Northwest Airlines. 20-year-old male student for mis­ employees was cited by workers as Committee Spokesperson Catholic Church." some key concerns for the future, use of a handicapped placard. Hospital by paramedics for schl» being drunk in public at RIMAC. the police face on a regular basis. ness to use th e Jenny • Backus, a crucial to their job securi ty during Speculation about who will from ecumenical understanding - Alessandra Stanley Cited and released. uled appointment. Transported to detox. The gun is not lethal. It is also presidency to help spokeswoman for negotiations. someday take the place of John to ways to broaden consultation The New York TImes 11:30 p.m.: Officers towed a 12:07 p.m.: A student report­ 10:40 p.m.: Officers detained different from the rubber bullet raise money for the Republican the Democratic National ed the theft of money from Pacific a 22-year-old male nonaffiliate gun because it is the only gun of its There were a number of new Party. Committee, said the list of the orga­ black and white '96 Mitsubishi clauses in the contract to strength­ Eclipse from Lot 601 for having Hall. Loss: $75. and a 21-year-old male student for kind that lets police target an indi­ President Clinton, who was nizers for Bush's dinner was a 2:48 p.m.: Officers detained a being drunk in public in Lot 357. vidual in a crowd. en the union. The new contract harshly criticized by Republicans demonstration of the hypocrisy of registration ex pi red for over six months. Stored at Star Towing. 23-year-old male student for being Transported to detox. In the recent off-campus riots, allows for up to four employees to for his aggressive fu nd raising, used Clinton 's Republican critics because Bullies: Why Push Comes to Shove drunk in public in Oceania Hall. the police used rubber bullets; take a one-year leave of absence 10 similar Washington dinners to ra ise " it 's obvious that all these Transported to detox. police may use this new gun in work for Local 26, for workers 10 INDIANA - Lately, everybody Wednesday, May 16 Saturday, May 19 tens of millions of dollars for the Republican contributors are getting Bully experts admit that children ed: said Dr. Laura Hess Olson, an 6:08 p.m.: Officers detained two similar situations, Smith said. wear designated union buttons on is ganging up on bullies, blaming 11:49 a.m.: A 40-year-old 1:24 8.m.: Officers detained a Democratic Party. For groups seek­ what they paid for." in groups will often encourage, or at assistant professor of child devel­ male students. ages 22 and 23, for The police do not have restric­ their uniforms, and for union dues them for all that ails us. But experts female staff member suffered a 20-year-old male student for being ing changes in ca mpaign law, the But the dinner could be among least not discourage, a bully's nasty opment at Purdue University. ·Or being drunk in public at Round Table drunk in public west of Justice tions regarding the use of the gun, authorization cards 10 be included in aggressive behavior warn that acts against an underling. seizure at the Gilman Parking huge Democrati c ga las came to the last of its kind. Congress is they may just stand by and do Pizza. Transported to detox. Lane. Transported to detox . Smith said. in the orientation cards of new sy mbolize the excesses of so-called debating a campaign-finance over­ there is no easy way to stamp out In one study of how peers con­ nothing because they're afraid Office. Subject sought private treatment. 7:34 p.m.: Officers detained a 10:50 p.m.: A student report­ Anybody can buy this type of employees. soft-money donations, the unlimit­ haul that would put an end to the bullying among children. Bullying tribute to bullying, researchers they might be targeted next." She 19-year-old female student for gun, Smith said, referring to regular For the first time, domestic part­ behaviors, they say, can never be from York University studied 2:29 p.m.: A student reported ed the theft of a cellular phone ed contributions to political parties unrestricted soft- money campaign added, "We have to realize that being drunk in public at Tioga from Pepper Canyon Apartments. paintball guns, though he added that ners will qualify as immediate fam­ that would be outlawed under leg­ contributions that will make up the eliminated entirely from the sus­ videotapes of 53 episodes of bully­ everybody is a player in creating burglary at Pepper Canyon Apartments. Lpss: $200. Hall. Transported to detox . Loss: $69. the general public may not use the ily members for bereave ment pur­ islation now in Congress. bulk of the donations at the gala. in tained hazing ritual otherwise ing among elementary school stu­ the atmosphere in which bullying 6:23 p.m.: Officers detained a kind of ammunition that police use. poses. Among the 12i nam es on the the House. known as growing up. dents. They found that 54 percent occurs." ThuflClly, May 17 21-year-old female student for - CompIed by IJIuren I. Coartney. organizing-committee li st for - Philip Shenon· Dr. Frans de Waal, a primatolo­ of the time, onlookers stood by Olson also noted that the 12:30 a.m.: Officers det\ined being drunk in public near the News Editor - The Lantem - Harvard Crimsun Bush 's dinner next week are lobby- The New York Times gist at Emory University, says that passively as the bully picked on stereotype of the bully as an antiso­ one of the problems in the stan­ the victim, an inactive form of cial and unpopular misfit is false. In dard approach to bully analysis is activity that the researchers said one study of third- to fifth-graders one solution. Growing your own that researchers tend to ignore the ended up reinforcing the bully's in two East Coast schools, she and Store: produce might be another. Most subtle dynamics between a bully behavior. And 21 percent of the her colleagues found that, while often, the answer for people with­ and the object of a bully's scorn - time, some of the onlookers the students described by their www.uscdg uardian. org The town has moved to out a local supermarket in their the scapegoat. "Some individuals joined in on the taunting. Only in peers and teachers as friendly, out­ replace the supermarket town is in making the trek to may have bully characteristics, and 25 percent of the cases did a child going and self-confident were the another town, in becoming com­ others may have scapegoat char­ attempt to step in and help the most popular, the boys known to Continued from page 1 muter shoppers. acteristics," he said. "The two victim or call a teacher. be bullies were the second-most things need to be studied togeth­ Researchers have lately discov­ drenched afternoon or who might With no store in town, many popular group, way beyond the from wander across the street to Ron 's people in Blue Hill shop in er, but because personality ered that many bullies in fact are perceived wimps, eggheads and Pharmacy after picking up a few gro­ Hastings, a bustling city 20 miles research is generally done from an quite popular. "Some kids may be teacher's pets. . THIN.KING OF MOVING OFF-CAMPUS? ceries, are few and far between. away, which rises like an oasis of individual perspective, they rarely goaders, cheering the bully on - Natalie Angier 13,000 Since the fire on New Year's Wal-Marts and glittering fast-food are." because they want to be accept- The New York TImes night. th e townspeople, including restaurants. Others buy groceries feet HERE'S A STUDENT THAT DID ... Mayor Ru ssell Willems and the in Red Cloud, the county seat, and store's owners, Marvin and Peggy home to two supermarkets. them as Nazi collaborators. institute. "In our view, World War "WHEN I THOUGHT OF MOVING OFF campus, I called Price, have held meeting after meet­ Willems worries that without a Latvia: That isn't saying the two II ended in 1991 when we finally STUDENTS $25 OFF TOBIN to help my family and I find a condominium close ing to talk about rebuilding the grocery people will not want to move Natives see the Russian groups don't get along. By and restored our independence." first jump store in this Nebraska town about to Blue Hill, which, unlike other farge, they do. Sixty years . of Today, some Russian Latvians to school. Tobin was able to help us find a condo that fit our 130 miles southwest of Lincoln . many towns in the region, grew in troops as invaders cohabitation have worn away the complain of subtle discrimination: 619-661-667-1 TOBIN ot just for the sake of saving the population over the last decade. relationship'S sharp edges. A difficulty being hired and onerous budget. Tobin made it very easy for my family and I to invest ContInued .from ,.,. 1 red brick arches on tht" more than As a result, the town has moved decade of independence has made language laws. in the right property. Today, I live with my best friends, and One of UCSD's finest 100-year-old landmark built by Mrs. quickly to replace its supermarket. related to World War II in general." them Latvians first and ethnic They are outraged by the gov­ is also a 1999 Pri ce's great-grandfather, but most­ our property has appreciated in value since we bought it. The Blue Hill Community And in Latvia, almost every­ Latvians a distant second. ernment's recent prosecutions of SDAR Realto ' ly to save the town itself. Foundation, a local nonprofit orga­ thing is related in one way or But the opposing views of histo­ a former Russian soldier and Give Tobin a call if you and your parents are thinking of of the Year In a place this remote, a grocery nization , would construct a building another to World War II. ry are never far from the surface. security officials - including store is central to a town's survival. with the help of a federal grant More than a third of the coun­ Consider, for example, the events of Latvians - as war criminals. buying a property around UCSD. He will help you loo!" Nominee! "If we don ' ~ have this store, the being sought by the city, then lease try's 2.4 million people are Russian, May, the 56th anniversary of They see malice in Latvia's deci­ TRAVELER'S DEPOT town's goi ng to go: said Marvin it to the Prices for 1 percent of gross many of them offspring of Soviet Germany's capitulation to the Allies. sion shortly after becoming inde­ - Natalie Richard, Warren College Price, 46. sales of about $15,000 a week, or troops who took control of Latvia In Riga, tens of thousands of pendent to deny citizenship to out­ • DlscountTravel Packs "That 's what happens to a lot of roughly $8,000 to $10,000 a year. in 1940. Most of the remaining Latvian Russians marked Victory siders who settled here after 1940 • Wavel Books, Maps small towns. You lose your store, The projected total cost to replace two-thirds are native Latvians who Day by marching to a military - that is, after the Soviet takeover. • All your Eurall Suppllesl You can: • Rent the extra rooms to your friends ... HOME PRICES CONTINUE TO INCREASE ... you r school and you're about dead the store is $600,000 with the Prices often as not are descended from the cemetery and heaping carnations And they resent the fact that • Locks, Cable Locks, • Use the rent money to pay for the mortgage .. . in the water for growth ." paying an esti mated $300,000 to fathers and grandfathers who on the graves of Soviet soldiers. officials took six more years after Sleep Sheet, Pack Towel • You live in the condo for FREE, and... HAVE YOUR PARENTS CALL NOW. DON'T Grocery stores of the Mom and restock as well as equip the store. Native Latvians went to work Teva Sport Sandals waged guerrilla war against those that to draft workable rules for their • ... your parents can write off the interest on the mortgage! WASTE YOUR MONEY PAYING RENT! Pop va riety as well as the bright The stOre is expected to reopen in same Soviet troops. as usual. They saw no cause to naturalization. So more than half Rain Gear and mega markets with fres h fish and September, the mayor says, with Native Latvians tend to see the celebrate. "For us, in our view, remain legal aliens, ex-citizens of a all Accessories crawling lobsters, coffee bars and 5,400 square feet and six, 60-feet­ Soviet troops as invaders and the when the war ended in Europe, it nonexistent Soviet empire who Here's a way to pay for hOUS ing that is also an investm ent! all Tobin today at We're In P8juSl up the COLDWeu. built-in bakeries, dot the urban long aisles, an in-store bakery, Latvian resistance as freedom didn't end in Latvia - we were have no vote or say in a govern­ SIIteI from Council ASSOCIATES landscape. But here in rural butcher and produce section. BANK.eRU REALTY fighters. Russian Latvians tend to occupied," said Ojars Kalnins, a ment dominated by native Latvians. It 1655 Glrolt AVI. ~:w~~ (voicemai/) (office) Nebraska, th e closest grocery store see their military forebears as former Latvian ambassador to 858·483·1 421 . (858)637-0609 (858)621-5279 can be miles and an enti re town 9988 H,lbert Sl_t, St. 100, San Diego. CA 92131 - John W. Fountain Latvia's saviors from Nazi rule and Washington who directs the gov­ - Michael Wines Each oflioe Is independently owned and operated e-ma if: Finestrea Itor@hotmai/.com away. Stockpiling groceries ca n be The New York TImes the native Latvians who resisted ernment-financed information The New York TImes 10 CALE DAR The UCSD Guardian Monday, May 21, 2001 Monday, May 21, 2001 The UCSD Guardian FEATU RES 11

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This Year 'Has Had Many CR.O\S\XORJ) AlZENA Bearing Questions: Advice Enriching Experiences that Where is the best place to go on campus? on Current Issues By ZOPYRYA and produce Hexagram 60, the Kua TheEd itor'sSoopbox Will Last a Lifetime· Interview s & Photos by Tyler Huff Speacial to the Guardian of Setting Limitations. This immediately identifies the By JOSH CROUSE is the best deal can be quite amus­ more classes (I was up to an hour "I wouldn't, "The food co-op Good fellows, I greet you during topic of the inquiry as deserving of Features Editor ing to passers-by. We even put a or so of studying per week) , I because I don't because they the continuance of this great careful and conscientious atten­ few old ladies to shame with the found that I needed to find a have any good offer creative experiment. For the remainder of tion. Not only has the Oracle pro­ Well. here it is: my last Editor's amo unt of coupons that we had social outlet or two for my deep the quarter, I will attempt to pro­ vided a detailed respons e, it has Soapbox as the features editor of shamelessly pilfered from another love of women, alcohol and cheap reason to." vegetarian vide you with spiritual and divine begun with a judgment that th.: GuardiaTl. I'd like to take this student's Sunday newspaper. adre naline rushes. cuisine, and it's a guidance, drawn not from the stars, strongly urges active self-examina­ oppol1unity to reflect on this year As I began to settle into my I found parties at UCSD to be really cool but from the ancient Chinese tion. at UCS D. apartment, I also had to settle into exactly what they were my fresh­ Oracle, the I-Ching. I undertake Entering into group housing In retrospect, this has been a my classes. After breezing through man year: few and far between. atmosphere." this endeavor with the humblest will be highly fortuitous this year reverence for Fu Hsi, the origina­ for those who do so with great care so lid sophomore yea r for me that my freshman year with mmimal The good parties cost money and Jan Vlcek Ryan Suarez followed an enviable rreshman studying, I was rudely awakened were usually broken up just tor, respect for all the interpreters and caution. Danger comes not run. The year has had its ups and by the hell that is upper-division when th ey really got rolling. I did Roosevelt senior . Revelle junior after him and with si ncerest hopes from duplicity on the part of dOWIlS, bClI has made me a better classes. Entering my sophomore notice that the student body that my labors may be of benefit to potential housemates or landlords, persoll overall. (I know this yea r, I had yet to take an upper­ seemed to make a more concert­ "I think the "The old student you. but from within . If you arrange sounds really sappy, but allow me division class. I simply figured that ed effort to have fun this year, If you wish to delve further into group housing with any devious or to get nostalgic and mushy for a they would be a little more in­ but not nearly enough. I still Grove is center, because it the Oracle than I am able to here, hidden motives, great misfortune few lines.) depth, but just as easy. Wow, was I contend that we should party probably the best feels like it isn't there are several good volumes will befall you. Coming into this year, I hon­ in for a treat. like it 's Sun God once a week, place. It is a as exploited as avai lable at Geisel and numerous As ever, the I-C hing Oracle estly didn 't know what to expect. I For literally the first time in my even though it would probably online resources. Feel free to con­ provides guidance for the present was living with three other guys in life, I found myself forced to actu­ kill some of us. comfortable the Price Center tact me at [email protected] for moment. As with any book of wi s­ an on-campus apartment. For the ally study. It was quite a foreign While I'm on the social scene, I environment." or other parts of guidance, or with any question I dom , it is filled with excellent life first time in my life, I was one of concept to me. I tried to study in have to take a moment to write a campus," can ask of the Oracle for you. lessons, blll the literal meaning of For the eighth week of the the Chinese title, "The Book of the people in charge of maintain­ my room a few times, but that just little something about the ladie~ ACROSS 52 Persuaded 23 Endures ing a domicile, including coo king led to embarrassing grades on here at UCSD. Before my fresh­ 1 Man from Edinburgh 57 More rundown 25 Ivan of tennis UCSD spring quarter, beginning Changes," indicates that th e and cleaning. That in itself has midterms that clued me in to the man year, I basically heard one 5 Tree ffulds 60 Wise counselor 26 Letters outside a the· Undsay Buhle. Rachel Freed Monday, May 21, I will continue Oracle works by revealing the 9 Paris subway 61 Remove bridles ater brought about some interesting fact that I needed an alternative word to describe the women of 14 Firefighter'S sprayer 62 Wight or Dogs 29 PC operator Warren Senior Muir freshman last week's inquiry and explore one most vital of its lessons and wis­ si tuations. ambiance for studying. That is UCSD: unamactive. 15 Team In a yoke 65 Monster of the Moj ave 30 Target of a JOI

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wanted the readers to realize that but rather the arrival of a poten­ Soapbox: there was more to the features sec­ .-Ching: tially devastating temptation. This tion than si mply the crossword An Encounter ·Leads to Should a class be may be the slothful desire to avoid The year has had many puzzle (which, despite my efforts, work by dropping a class. Or, if lessons to learn from remains the most popular part of dropped or kept? you took on extra classes for pride the section) . In the end, I hope that or other unhealthy motivations, Personal Awareness CoatI.... frOlll ..... 13 Continued from page 12 I've made it a more enjoyable expe­ this earlier unbalanced decision are looki ng pretty good as well. In rience for yo u guys. Who knows, clearly and then allow the situa­ may be coming back to haunt all, I think that the stereotype of yo u might have even learned a BookReview A different take on Asian identities tion and the group to work things you. UCSD women as gene rally being thi ng or two from the articles that out . Which part of you wants to ugly is completely outdated. I we've run. In any case, feel free to • yTOMW compassionate and humorous away the meaning of it: how to This last instruction is drawn drop and which pan wants to per­ think that a simple stro I down e-mail me at [email protected] with Senior Staff Writer lens, setting her book apart from view oneself. While Rekdal does from the second half of the judg­ severe? Have you asked others for Librar, 'vValk around noon wtll any feedback that you have. I'd be other, drier, critical ethnic studies come to a conclusion on who and ment, Hexagram 60, or Setting advice? Some of these motives and show ihat. interested to hear what you have to From time to time, we have all literature. She unabashedly retells what she is, the book must be read Limitations. The groups that will some of these people are strong Another pan of my social out­ say. asked, "Who am 17" in a desperate anecdotes, whether embarrassing on a personalleve1 and the reader prevail in the search for good and some of these are wea k. You le t was ta ' ing am'antage of the As far as next year is con­ search for identity, both in tenns or personal. But because of this, must come to his own cOnclu­ housing in San Diego will be must decide which is which . It may ti ne :'\ative merican ga ming cerned, I don't know wha t my of cultural makeup and personali­ the reader's attention is captured sions. In essence, it is a book that those with leadership. This is not take strength to finish the course, establishments tnat are oca ted so place in the paper is gOll1g to be. I ty. In a world where national bar­ and keeps him reading, even if the .must be enjoyed selfishly. a good year for unbalanced or strength might be required to convemently close to ca mpus. In don 't know what my place in th is rie~ are quickly falling down, book is used in an Asian ethnic I would highly recommend this households, for excesses of drink­ admit that you are overburdened. If particular, I gambled at Viejas school is goi ng to be, for that mat­ globalization is picking up studies course or an Asian­ book to anyone interested in ing or studying. A you follow the path quite a bit (they should give me a ter. momentum and marriage between American literature course. Asian-American literature and leader who can of strength, the share of the casino for all the My second year at UCS D has peopl.e of different ethnicities is on The book s'tarts off with what ethnic studies. It takes a different provide balance The Oracle cannot Oracle assures me money I' ve dropped there). There been completely unforge ttable. the rise, another question some the title implies: the night Rekdal's approach to exploring Asian iden­ and moderation tell you what to do, th at you will pre­ IS no~hll1g bener tha n ran.domly I've met so many amazi ng people people may ask is, "What am I? " mother met Bruce Lee. Rer moth­ tities and ethnic identity, filled among the group vail. deCldll1g to take a mlol11ght stroll and had so many more II1cred ible Poet and writer Paisley RekdaJ er, still a teen-ager at the time, was with smiles and laughter. "The will reap great onry how a certain The Oracle has up to see Dale lovingly pro­ experiences that have made a per­ addresses these questions in her working in a restaurant. While the Night My Mother Met Bruce Lee" rewards for herself thing may be done also provided clear nOl l1l:eo . Dah- ay "), Bong, manent impact on my life that r book., "The Night My Mother Met introduction goes on and will keep the reader interested, yet and all those wisdom for the , I lalach l and the other wacky deal­ can hardly believe it. I've heard Bruce Lee." A nonfiction work describes the situation in which still provide the critical analyses around her. and what to expect tInllng of your as that are so eager to take your that these are the best years of my about Rekdal 's own experiences, her mother met Lee (I'm going to that are found in similar literature. You asked me: decision: It must rnone\'. life. Reflecting on that statement, I the book examines how a person skip it and let you laugh about it Buried beneath the humor and "I'm too stressed to from doing it, be soon. The arriv­ WIth so many other things wouldn 't mll1d it all too much . I of mixed heritage is viewed yourselt). embarrassing moments are the figure this out for ing Hexagram 56, gOll1g on 111 my life, it s amazi ng feel that these years have bee n through the eyes of native The story humorously contin­ opinions expressed in many Asian myself - should I drop this class The Traveler, points out that thdt I was actually able to hold a good to me. I can only hope that Chinese, Koreans and Japanese ues with Rekdal's experiences liv­ ethnic studies courses on racial and and take a 'W?" whether you drop or persevere, JO b. As the year 'began , I also had to the next twO yea rs here Will be as people. Rekdal herself is mixed; ing in China with a group of'for­ ethnic identities. "Perhaps I am The Oracle cannot tell you what you must move from your current senle IntO my new posmon as fea­ good as the ·first. One can only ..her mother is Chinese-American eign students. It also talks about , afraid to become as my appearance to do, only how a certain thing may moment of indecision to one of tures editor at the Guardzan. I'd hope. while ,her father is Norwegian. her hearing what they think about suggests - 'merely white' - be done and what to expect from resolve. \\orked at he paper my freshman However, she looks almost entire­ Asians, living with a conservative because then I have nothing to dis­ doing it. If you follow the path of year but honest \. didn 't know what CrosswordSolutions ly white. Rekdal's duality is set Japanese family, teaching English tinguish myself." she writes, looking I asked: "How should students strength, this movement will bring It took to run a secllon of the paper against the duality with which she in South Korea, her travels in the at her own identification as white decide whether to drop a class and you face to face with diffi culty. You .)n my own . Suddenly I was examines her own identity: the Philippines and even in her own and what it means to be white in receive a 'W'?" are like the judge arranging pun­ responsible for a tu il quaner of the SCOT I SAPS . ME TR O micro sense of self-analysis and bedroom. Again , the narrative relation to other races. If you're an I received another complex ishment for the crimina l. A HOSE OX E N . IV II EO the macro sense of how the world shifts back and forth between her response, this time Hexagram 44, paper's output. ~.tv name was on it, ON C E . V E T o . N E R l v E ethnic studies major, you know prompt decision may be wise or so if it looked li ke ass, I was to A G A S S I o L o N E i s S views her. own developing views on her exactly what she is refening to. Meeting with old solid lines in the fooli sh; a firm decision may be blame. It was a lot 01 pressure early T A R H E E ••L S T A T E Rekdal humorously writes on identity and how the world views "The Night My Mother Met second and fifth places, which will harsh or lenient. But delay and in the year, but I would like to think _ 0 T T E R . S H R uTa S her travels in China, Korea , Japan her. Readers are given the chance Bruce Lee" is a fantastic book that both soon become broken, pro­ facilitating back and forth is that I adjustca mcely and did a nice T H I A T s . N 0 L T E . S i u E and the Philippines and critically to witness how she comes to her critically examines race and iden­ ducing Hexagram 56, The Traveler. always cruel. Do not spend th e Job with the ,CClIon (l guess that E O I N . S A O . A S S . -E I T C explores how people in each, resolution on identities and how tity in the 21 st centuty, where As you might suspect, the empha­ next few weeks torturing yo urself you readers are the tinal judges of looT . T I L E O. T A RIT sl nation view her. At the end of the she comes to terms with herself. people of mixed heritage are more sis of this judgment is on logistical with this decision . Identify the S PEA R S E N OM _ book, she comes to a concl usion I am purposefully holding back details of who and when, much that) . _ T A L K E o A R 0 UNO and more common. It looks at the weak or evil inclination; have faith I've tried to It sten to the readers ." Tyler Huff/ Guardian about ethnicity, about who she is, on much of the detailed descrip­ same old beliefs of racial analysis more than why. that you are strong enough to and cover the kll1ds of things that U NR I G ISLE . G I 0LA " Car Show: Sgt. Lorimor shows Shora Mobin everything she wanted IlJ know about a Light Annored Vehicle (LAV-AD) at . what she is, and likewise helps us tions of "The Night My Mother through the lens of humor and The first Hexagram, Meeting, contest it and do so. you wanted to read about. I tried to "E N "0 C H' r-- L EA .R. " seA, N Thursday 's Revelle Car Show in Revelle Plaza. come to our own conclusion. Met Bruce [;ee." Moreso than with anecdotes, leaving the reader with ca n also be called The Return of For further inquiries of any make the section interesting. I SAOAT L ESS . TANK What is most memorable for me is other books, to even hint at what a smile on his face, while nodding The Dark Force, and does not kind, contact me at that Rekdal does so through a transpires in this book is to give his head in understanding." describe a gathering or summit, [email protected].

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CAlL 858-534-3467 for details 18 SPORTS The UCSD Guardian Monday, May 21, 2001 Monday, May 21, 2001 The UCSD Guardian SPORTS 19 minute, ever. Yet he still wants to Aztecs as their mascot but are OLD FASHIONED ETHICS, COMMON SENSE AND FAIR PRICES at the idea of a drunken crus­ year it was on. I still managed to Burge r soundly beat 's Corner: get that degree. The NBA and all choosing to get rid of Monty Mon­ Lobster: tacean handing them pictures of show up a couple of hours late. Sioshball : representative, easily downing twO FOREIGN 8' DOMESTIC of those announcers on NBC tezuma. some mulleted madman. and I arrived to see a slew of beers before his opponent could State made the right sho uld be ap plauding this. They I agree with this. Yes, keep the Three late runs send the Service 8' Repair Yet another successful Many hours of booze, drugs rowdy, intoxicated journalistic finish one. decision with Monry should be stressing the impor­ Aztec mascot. It does not mock the and cigarettes later, it was all over professionals engaged in a fierce contest into extra innings The Koala then took the field tance of receiving an education, great indigenous people of Mexico. Sun God Continued from ..... 20 and alf was nice and all was good match-up. bare-chested as the Guardian 100,1, off on any SaMce or Repair and highlighting that even some­ It may even honor them. The ContInued from ...,. 20 - except for the fact that a Many beers (and even more ContInued from ...,. 20 scored three runs in the space of going to be doing something one like superstar Vince Carter, a Aztecs are supposed to be strong, Not valid in conjunction WIth any other special or discount (limitations apply) they were due to the massive member of our crew was inex­ brawls) later. the game was com­ out a decent three runs before the two outs. tying up the game at 29 abo ut the rape charge. with a sus­ role model to millions of kids, brave, powerful and intelligent peo­ amounts of wounded soldiers plicably lost and very clueless ing to a close, and it was promis­ heavily inebriated Guardian fielders apiece. Pearlman once again pension and a fine of around wants to get a degree. ple. That is a pretty good example SHUTnE SERVICE AVAlu.BI.E they left behind. But these kooks about the layout of the UCSD ing to do so in dramatic fashion. could get three outs. stepped up to the plate with a run­ CUSTOMER~:';~":~;E~~ SATISFACTION 450.9494 TO CAMPUS $100,000. I think Patterson will be to go by - much better than a soon cleared out and we were able campus, because he had never Former sports scribe Billy B had Before the Guardian could go to ner on second, drove a double 11110 back in the lineup again, and I The Padres scored 20 Banana Slug or a color or a tree. to drink our two-dollar breakfast been here before. So we wrote stepped up to the mic a few bat to try to beat that performance. left field, ending the game as the don't mean a team's starting line­ But State's Monty Montezuma special gin and tonics and shoot a him off as detoxed, or passed out moments later to settle a dispute however, both teams gathered Guardian's last runner brought the up. He has been charged with runs the other night is embarrassing. The guy runs all round of pool or two with the old-school style - with a mano­ around the cooler at second base as final score to 30-29. assault and attempted rape. He against the Montreal around the field whooping it up locals. a-mano drink-off. The poor Koala each team sent its best representa­ The victory was the Guardiall's has gotten a slap on the wrist. He with a flaming spear. I mean, it is Once we were able to extricate Drafts were drained, kid never knew what hit him, as tive to a drink ing contest. second straight win in the annual '.'SMAsTER "ICS will soon return to his NBA Expos. Twenty runs! kind of cool, but it's still insulting. ourselves from the Owl's clutches, cocktails were mixed and Bill pounded his two cups of suds Guardian Managing Editor Bill contest. lifestyle, making millions of dol­ And the logo is menacing, but it is we headed for some grub to help before the other dude could even lars, doing what he feels like. That's more than the a picture of a scary, red face - also Jell-O shots were gulped. 5820 Autoport Mall us clear our cloudy domes. Once finish one. a 0 -_ ... This is just another example of Chargers scored on more not right. The powers at State have we got some sustenance down, it Before I knew it, I was So the table was set. The BClllillUYilllrn MAY 19 VS. THE KOALA (near 805 & Miramar Rd.) . athletes committing a crime and made a decent decision. was time to somehow find our Family Owned 8' Operated. Servin, UCSD .ince 19.1 Guardian faithful stood eagerly 123 4 5 8 7 B FIg' getting off easy. Can anyone out than a few occasions last The Padres scored 20 runs the way to good 01' UCSD. wandering library walk poised on the sidelines as the there say "Ray Lewis' or "Mark other night agai nst the Montreal 3 3 29 year: .You know, when Luckily, we were in the pres­ Lobsterman stepped to the plate, 2 0 .5 2 5 9 Chmura'? Expos. Twenty runs! That's more ence of Ms. C-Deezy, who had the in a full-sized lobster down two runs, but with two play­ 63403 3 7 4 30 People should just leave Toron­ compared as a whole to than the Chargers scored on more whole bus schedule mapped out outfit, distributing Neil ers chillin' on second, sloshball to Raptors star Vince Carter alone. the entire National than a few occasions last year. You and calculated. We loaded up with style. Lauren Coartney: scored, only wom8n in the game I am glad that he is graduating know, when compared as a whole drafts and hopped on the trusty Dennis composite The Mighty Lobsterman took 12 brawls STORAGE from the University of North Car­ to the entire National League, the USA League, the Pads aren't 34 northbound bus. a swig from his trusty, ice-cold olina. Let him go to the ceremony. Pads aren't all that bad. pictures to the bewildered Cooler. hit twice by KosllI The bus driver shot us a draft and stepped up to the plate. Associate News Editor Matt Schrader: two broken ribs Sure, the same day he has a big all that bad. There are some good teams mean-spirited glare, perhaps Triton student body: A pitch wa thrown, and with a STUDENT SPECIAL game, a game seven in the NBA around, but none that are great, or ACCESS DAILY 6 AM TO 10 PM because Madden was rolling with resounding thwack, the ball went playoffs be exact. That is his job Plus, the graduation actlvltles that are unbeatable. The team is a twelver of Busch Beer in his in a thorny bush, or wandering sailing toward the right field fence. and he should take responsibility will in no' way interfere with the only two games out of first place in hand and a bumping ghetto the canyons with Spanky, the Both runners came in, knotting for it. game. Carter is having his cake and the West Division, the same divi­ blaster on his shoulder. Eventu- drug-addicted hobo who has an the score. Then our favorite junior ney, back, ankle and shoulder, But guys, there is just a little eating it, too. Let him be. sion that boasts Randy Johnson, - ally we arrived at UCSD and got affinity for young college boys. sports playa, Mr. Isaac "The Stick" Salute: among other things. She ended up bit more to life than basketball. Looks like Monty Montezuma Curt Schillin-&, Kevin Brown, Mike dow!) to business. But he turned up back at the Pearlman, stepped into the bat­ Three seniors will be playing only 87 games her four Carter has no practical reason to as we know him is dead. Down the Hampton, Todd Helton, Gary She­ Drafts were drained, cocktails Cage eventually, none the worse ter's box, took his stance and pro­ years as a Triton. graduate. He is set for life. He will freeway over at San Diego . State, field, Barry Bonds and others. The were mixed and Jell-O shots were for wear. ceeded to smack a ball into center hard to replace "She got hurt every single year," never have to work another they have decided to keep the Pads can hang. gulped. Before I knew it, I was But the weekend was not yet field that sent the Lobsterman Malone said. "Every single year ContInued from ...,. 20 wandering library walk in a full­ over. Not by a long shot, as it racing ·home with the winning something happened to her." sized lobster outfit, distributing turned out. I was awakened from run. hookshot: Malone said. "She was eal is a local from Vista and our co-best offensive player [with went to Vista High, making it easier 8038 Arjons Drive 8192 Miramar I Cabot category: Malone said. "She "Actually, I'm glad they got to Neil Dennis composite pictures to my much-needed slumber and Dropping a shoulder to knock Bball: brought a lot of things to the table." play Division II," Malone said. 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-H~,J.Slmp$Ol1 a",mar~ philoSOpher Patterson Running for A Cause Student Looks to Athletes be on Par Honored Albrecht and Fulton Anderson earn Corner kudos for 'efforts ROBERT FULTON By ROBERT FULTON Sports Editor t has happened again - yet another case of an athlete As yet another example of the I being let off easy because of importance of student-athletes, his stardom. This time I am talking two Tritons were honored for thrir about the Seattle Super Sonies' prowess both on and off the field . Ruben Patterson. Patterson was Tennis' Dan Albrecht and accused of artempted rape by his Kristina Anderson of softball were family's nanny. He gave some sort the two athletes recognized. • of modified plea, esse nti ally mean­ Albrecht, a junior psychology Ing he Will spend 15 days In jail out major, sports a 3.61 GPA and stars of a one-yea r se ntence. for the Tritons as the 0. 4 singles Fifteen days for attempted rape. player and a member of the NO.3 I guess hiS crying in the court­ doubles team. The Tennis Maga­ room helped him out. Why did he zine/lntercollegiate Tennis Asso­ not say, "Not Guilty, your honor"? ciation Arthur Ashe Award recipi­ He says he did th is modified plea ent helped to lead his team to the because he believed that a jury Division II West Regionals during would convict him. Aren't junes' the schools first year at Division supposed to co nvict those who are II. guIlty? Was the eVidence against Anderson was selected as mem­ him so strong that the prosecution ber of the 2001 Verizon Wireless would garner a guIlty verdict? If the Academic All-District Vlll College eVidence was that overwhelming, team for student athletes. College then maybe he was gui lty, huh? Sports Information Directors of Pa tcrson did ad mit to cheating David Pilz/ Guardian America chose her, along with nine on hiS Wife, but nothing more. others, for the team . This is not the first time that Speed: Warren junior Shane Wilberto, Warren freshman Kevin Hsu and Warren freshman Kim Coch ran Anderson's GPA is 3.35 and she Patterson has gotten into some speed alo/lg in the /lame of charity at the first Sun God 5K run. All the proceeds went to USFIRST, which is a human development major in se ri ous trouble. In February he was helps the homeless. her junior year. co nvicted of assau lt. The acc usa, Anderson batted .264 with 13 tion of rape was not his first brush RBIs and scored seven runs in with the law. helping the Tritons to a 22-11 Luckily, the NBA is actually Saying Goodbye to Three record .- See CORNER, Page 18 Women's Basl{etball Stars Guardian A most Kokjohn, Neal and Ruvald are hanging their blues By ROBERT FULTON board, averagi ng almost nine per Kokjohn did manage to average Staff Wins Sports Editor game her senior season. 8.S points per game her senior Glorious "She's very tenacious," said year. The basketball court and women's basketball head coach "She's not much of a scorer Sioshball women's locker room at RIMAC Judy Malone. "She goes after the but we never needed her to Weekend Arena will be a little quieter and a boards. This year she played score," Malone said. "If you can Heroics pull 30- little less filled with talent now against players much bigger Md rebound, you can play for me: that three of UCSD's top taller. She finished fourth in Kokjohn planned on coming 29 victory from women's basketball players are rebounding but was the smallest to UCSD and wa nted to give the graduating. in the conference." team a try. the jaws of defeat This June, Triton stars Ashley Kokohn was a team. leader "She recruited us," Malone Kokjohn, Kim Neal and who brought a strong will to the said. "She wanted to come to By EDWU Genevieve Ruvald will all be locker room. UCSD, so she co ntacted us. She Staff Writer SCOlT BURROUGHS moving along in life, moving on "S he was always a great played a lot as a freshman: to the next big thing. defensive person," Malone said. Neal was instrumental in UN IVERSITY CITY, Calif. - In ateline: Pacific Beach, Sun All three will be leaving a lot "S he brought leadership and was keeping the Tritons in tough a game that saw both sides down by God Morning. The time IS behind here in La Joll a. the team captain. She had a good ga mes. This year she averaged 9 as many as seven runs, the UCSD D6:59 and 59 seconds and Kokjohn brought hard work work ethic. She got a lot of quiet points and 5 rebounds. Guardian beat its rival publication, all is quiet. The clock's dastardly and defense to the court. She was respect: "She had that unstoppable; the Koala, in an eight-inning game of second hand has other things on a rebounding machine. If a shot Despite her job description as sloshball with a final score of 30-29. its mind, however, and lurches for­ was missed, she would always be dominating the boards and sti­ See SAWYE, page 19 While the Guardian took an ward a tick, sending the hellish in position to scoop up the fling other teams with defense, early lead of 9-2 in the second, the sounds of my alarm clock careen­ Koala rallied in the sixth inning ing through the air. with nine runs. The sixth inning I groggily come to, and in my was also witness to two bench­ thoroughly pickled state it takes all clearing brawls, and when the dust I have to roll out of bed and crawl cleared, the Koala was up 23-19. Into the shower. The thumping After the Koala managed three sounds of Daft Punk begin to more runs at the beginning of the emanate through the house, which seventh (the last planned inning), is odd in a place where usually the Guardian put up a magnificent there is no action until at least performance, scoring nine runs. noo n or 1 p.m. My associate, one Associate Sports Editor Isaac Pearl­ Mad Dog Madden, was up and at man's line drive past first base with 'em as well and we headed out to two outs proved to be the clincher, our in itial drinking destination. clearing out the pile of three The I ight Owl was alive With Guardia/l runners at the cooler at ea rly morning drunkards. Most second base and tying the score at seemed to be locals in for their typ­ 26. ical pre-work eye opener. There Despite the heavy intoxication were also a few UCSD students in of both teams, the Koala went to attendance, or at least I assume Photos courtesy of UCSD Athletics bat to start an extra inning, putting hlute: Ashlry KiJkjohn, Genevieve Ruvald and Kim Neal will be exiting stage left from UCSD after See LOBSTER, Page 19 fruitful careers as members of the UCSD women's basketball team. See SLOSH_ALL, Page 19