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The Grizzly, February 11, 1992

Eric Foellmer Ursinus College

Megan Mendte Ursinus College

Laura Zobel Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

Cleary Clarke Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Foellmer, Eric; Mendte, Megan; Zobel, Laura; Compton, Erika; Clarke, Cleary; White, Kristin; Rawls, Annette; Miller, Melisa; Iaconis, Dorian; Donecker, Gar; Moore, Erik; Sylvester, Ellen; Richter, Richard P.; Baldini, Kristen; Gelston, Trey; Lecrone, Laura; Baccino, Nick; and Rubin, Harley David, "The Grizzly, February 11, 1992" (1992). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 289. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/289

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/289 When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. Volume 14 Number 13 -Charles A. Dana February 11, 1992 Lorene Cary Speaks on Diversity in America

BY MEGAN MENDTE black and their white heritage was believes that tolerance is the News Editor not a beginning to our relationship, "hallmark of cosmopolitan but an outer boundary, " said Cary, society," and that people act in a On Thursday, February 6, at7:30 explaining her relationship with the non-prejudiced manner because it pm, Lorene Cary, author of" Black other girls. acceptable to do so. It isn't "cool" Ice" , spoke to a crowd of students, Cary concentrated on the question to hate blacks, but if a black faculty, and community members "Why bother with diversity?" accountant is doing a bad job, his in Bomberger Hall. Her topic was during most of her talk. The boss will be less likely to hire titled "We Too Sing America: What American character cannot be seen another black. Whereas, if a white Ethnic Writers Have To Tell Their as a cowboy, indian or secretary is doing a bad job, another Country". transcendentalist, according to Cary. white secretary is put in her place In a soft, distinct voice, Cary , 'It makes us stronger to understand without a second thought. So in talked about the topic of her the typical American," said Cary, actuality, society is still prejudiced, autobiography, "Black Ice", in "It means making a commitment to it's just not a surface prejudice. which she describes her experience conflict, learning the human Cary said that she always had this at st. Paul's exclusive girls' prep­ condition, and looking beyond the view of her culture as a kind of school in New Hampshire. "My surface of American society. " Cary See Cary Page 3 Lorene Cary, author of "Black Ice" The XVI Winter Olympics Begin in Albertville

BY LAURA ZOBEL 1991, Kitt won a World Cup same hill on which he won. Two favorites to win medals in competed in the 1988 Olympics, is Sports Editor downhill at Val d'lsere, , to The U.S. women's ski team looks speedskating, are returning predicted to finish 3rd. His main become the first American man to strong after being decimated by Olympians Bonnie Blair and Dan competitor is World champion Kurt On February 8th, the XVI win a World Cup race since the injuries last year. Hopefulsinclude Jensen. Blair, who won a goldmedaf Browning of Canada. American Olympic Winter Games, hosted by World Cup began in 1966. In Diann Roffe, who has had several and established a world record in Todd Eldridge, who finished 3rd at Albertville, France, began with the January, Kitt finished 2nd ina World good finishes in the Giant Slalom, the 500 meters and a bronze medal the '91 Worlds injured his back, but extravagant opening ceremony. This Cup race in Kitzbuhel, Austria. and Super G. Eva Twardokens, who in the 1000 meters in 1988, is favored was selected by the US Olympic Olympic games is a watershed event Kitt'sVald'lserevictoryoccurred finished 5th in the World to win the gold in the 500 and 1000, Committee to be on the Olympic for several reasons. First, 1992 is in the same village where the men's Championships in the Giant Slalom but will face tough competition from team. If healthy he should win a the last year that the winter and Olympic downhill will take place, last year, finishing 5th and 9th this Yvonne van Gennip of the medal. summer games will occur in the but it won't be on the same hill. A year. Julie Parisien is America's Netherlands, who won 3 gold Since 1964 the Austrian and same year. In 1994, the next winter specialcoursehasbeendesignedfor best hope to win a medal in the medals in 1988. Dan Jensen, who German teams have won 18 out of Olympic games will be held in the event, but it has been criticized Giant Slalom. Last March she won was favored to win medals in the the 21 gold medals in the luge. Lillehammer, Norway, followed by by the skiers for being to slow and a World Cup event in the Giant 500 and 1000 meters in the '88 American hopefuls Cammy Myler the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta. not suitable to downhill skiing. Both Slalom to become the 1st US World Olympics, fell in both races. He and Duncan Kennedy hope to break Also the newly established hills are being prepared for the Cup winner since 1987. returns to challenge 1988 gold that streak and give the US its first countries, which formally made up event so Kitt could be skiing on the medalist Uwe-Jens Mey ofGermany medals in luge competition. So far the Soviet Union have an opportunity for the Olympic gold in the 500 in the 1991-92 season, Kennedy to display their nationalism and for meters. won two silver medals in the first the first time, the athletes of these Last year at the 1991 World Figure two World Cup races in November. countries can represent their Skating Championships, the US He won the 3rd World Cup race in respective homelands. The former women's team finished in 1st, 2nd, Lativa, where he became the first republics of the Soviet Union, and 3rd place to dominate the American male to win a luge gold Lativa, Estonia, and Lithuania will competition. , the medal. Kennedy told Sports be competing separately for the first 1991 World Champion and the 1992 D1ustrated, "I can medal for sure. time, and the Unified Team, a group US champion is America's best hope It's just a question of which one." of former Soviet republics, for a medal in figure skating. Her With that confidence Kennedy including Russia will also be chief rival is of Japan, should bring home a medal. competing. who was the 1st female to Freestyle Skiing, which was a Still, the world will be focusing successfully land a axel in demonstration sport in 1988, is now on the athletes who came to compete competition. Her athleticism greatly a medal sport. Donna Weinbrect is for the coveted gold medal. The differs from Yamaguchi's graceful the world champion in mogul skiing, United States have a few medal style. but she hasn't yet landed a and favored to win the gold in contenders in several events. triple axel, which gives Ito the Albertville. In the Men's Olympic Downhill, advantage. Another US hopeful, Traditionally, the Nordic and American hopeful AJ Kitt, is 1991 World silver medalist and 1991 European countries are favored to predicted to win a medal. So far, US champion, , dominate the medal standings, but Kitt has had a spectacular 1991-92 should also win a medal as her style with a little luck and a lot of training season, and he hopes to add an Skier A.J. Kitt, one of America's strongest is similar to Ito's. and skill, the US Olympic team Olympic medal to his other In the men's singles competition hopes for a medal in the Olympic games. should bring home some gold and accomplishments. On December 7, , who glory. This page produced on the Aldus PageMaker system. Page 2 The Griwy ======News======~~ Healthy Dieting

not fat loss. Once you eat some BY CLEARY CLARKE carbohydrates and drink water, Of the Grizzly you'll be back to square one. Spring Break is just around the Forget about all those fad diets. corner and many students are Concentrate on following a healthy concerned about how the shape of low fat diet combined with 30 their body will appeal to the minutcs of aerobic exercise 3 times opposite sex in that new bathing a week. This will increase your suit just bought over the weekend. lean muscle mass, your metabolism Many will resort to Slim Fast, diet and decrease fat. The results may pills and low calorie meals to lose take longer, but you will have a weight. However, these fad diets better chance of keeping the do more harm to the body than weight off. good. Depriving your body of Here are some guidelines to necessary nutrients and calories follow to maintain a low fat diet. makes your body react in an Women should have no more than opposite manner than dieters want. 30 grams of fat per day and men Not eating balanced meals puts an 35-40 grams. Most food have fat unnecessary stress on your body content listed on their labels, but which automatically tries to here are some useful fat facts. compensate for the food shortage by conserving fat to prevent Big Mac 32 g starvation. Metabolism is slowed Personal Pan Pizza 29 g up to 45%, while the body Wendy's Grilled Chicken switches from using carbohydrates Sandwich 6g and fat to protein, to provide Blueberry Donut 10 g energy for the body. Instead of Slice American Cheese 8g losing fat, you lose lean muscle. Bagel 19 Other diets consist or low carbohydrate eating. OJ}ce . you Campus Wellness Activities stop eating carbohydrates, which hold about 4 times their weight in Aerobics M-TH 4:30 Ritter OSAP ~. ConI.. , Low Impact MWF 12:10 1,.215 RodMlIe PIk•• Suit. 100 water within your body, large Aoc:I

- . A marriage, when they could be more often are sugar-sensitive than International Local -=~ ' College Station, Texas(CPS)­ suffering an underlying depression caffeine-sensitive. ·t·····.. Think twice about giving your triggered by caffeine or sugar that Christiansen warns that -The sixteenth Winter Olympics sweetheart a box of candy for makes them feel worse. withdrawal symptoms may be -Eddie Murphy nearly took it in got off to a great start in Valentine's Day. A Texas A&M The author suggests that people experienced when people drop the chin when police were called psychologist says depression- not eliminate both sugar and caffeine sugar or caffeine from their diet. Albertville, France on Saturday. out to investigate a report of a -Boris Yeltsin warns the world adoration- may result. from their diets, then gradually 'They may get shaky, and the man with a gun in nearby Chester introduce one element back into to give aid now or watch tyranny County. But it turned out it was a Dr. Larry Christiansen, who had change may be gradual," although their system and watch for return to Russia. cardboard cut-out of the star, a conducted research on the link one woman told Christiansen she symptoms. -Fighting flares for a third day promotion for Another 48 HoUR. between sugar and depression, said could "name the hour" she started he found that eliminating sugar Caffeine is not a stimulant for on Friday in the Algerian city of Red-faced officer Albert Weavr:t feeling better after eliminating Batna, where authorities said from the diets of depressed people everyone," says Christiansen, who said, "I'd hate to see what we'd do sugar from her diet. clashes between Islamic can substantially curb their said he has found that people to a Silence of the Lambs poster." depression. Ir::~~~~:;:;;::;:;~::;:~;::::::::::::::;:::;;;;;---Ifundamentalistsand~tyfor~ have left at In his book "The Food-Mood least eleven people dead and Ursinus Connection:Eating Your Way to scores wounded. Happiness,· Christiansen says that dietary intervention can often -Lorene Cary, author of t1Ic determine what chemicals may be National autobiography Black Ice. spoke at causing your case of blues. Bomberger Hall on Thursday "In terms of mood disorders, Night at 7;30 pm. Her talk was -President Bush proposes a health­ particularly depression, caffeine plan that would make insurance and sugar can have a devastating entitled "We Too Sing America: more affordable for many effect in terms of creating What Ethnic-American Writer's Americans, but he avoids the depression," said Christiansen, who Have To Tell Their Country: She issues of controlling costs and was one of the many Ethnic­ has studied the diet-mood tinancing. connection for the past ten years. American writer's being brought to -Democratic preseidentiaI front­ Ursinus this year due to He points out that "individuals runner Bill Clinton defended who feel fatigued, go to bed for The Ursinus Ethnic-American himself against suggestions that he Series. eight hours and are still tired, unfairly manipulated the someone who is moody, and draft during the Vietnam War. people with ongoing headaches" -Jeffrey Dahmer was proved to be are among those who may be what a sane, lonely murderer who killed he terms "sugar or caffeine out of lust and who probably lied sensitive." about eating his victims to appear Many people attribute "feeling ;nsane. lousy" to a stressful job or February 11, 1992 The Grizzly Page 3 I ==B==er=m=a=n======V=O=I~==e=r=====News======c=a=ry======

=~~;~;~ pus ~~;~~O~::~test ~(J) :~:~~:'~ ~h;;;~;O~:~;~:~ :::~ b::';:"~ D,. Jon Volkm". ",i>tant IV wete white, butthey dan=! to the alway' be bla"'." In o,de, to Rhone-Poulenc Rorer Inc., the professor of English at Ursinus, ~ tune that a black trumpet player emphasize her point, she sited an pharmaceutical company which recently won the City Paper's 1991 was playing in the background. She example of a business meeting I' {? recently moved its world Fiction Contest with his short story said that this is still true today. In were two people with very headquarters from Fort called "Marian." His story was ~;'"I ' .' the television series "Murphy different beliefs go into the Washington to Collegeville, PA., printed in the December 27, 1991 ~ Brown", there isn't a black person meeting hoping to come out with believes in being a good corporate issue of the City Paper, reaching in the entire newsroom, but the more than just what they want, but citizen. And for the second time over 160,000 readers as ~ music is exclusively Motown. a greater knowledge than either of in as many years, the Berman Philadelphia's largest area weekly. ., ~ Cary was furious when she first their original beliefs. Museum of Art has benefitted The theme of "Marian" is received fan mail from her book Cary ended her talk with an from the generosity inherent in engagement versus aloofness, and () ~ ~ because the first thing people open discussion with the that corporate philosophy. "the questions we all face of how would say is "I'm not black and audience. She told the audience The firm is providing major much and what way to become I'm not a woman, but I identified that she is working on a new book support for the sculpture involved in other people's with your book." She said she about a free black Philadelphia exhibition that opened at Berman problems, other people's tragedies. never imagined people might not family in 1858. She is excited about on January 28, "Lure of the In the story, we see the situation identify with it because they did the research she is doing because Phoenix: Sculpture by Doris Sams," in extremis: a woman facing a not fit the same description that she is learning about the and its accompanying catalog. possible fatal cancer and a man she did. She said, "I never thought Underground Railroad. The book 'This ex1ubit is a wonderful who has difficulty dealing with that I shouldn't cry over The will deal with the road to freedom opportunity for Rhone-Poulenc women in the most mundane of Yearling' because he was a boy Rorer to support our neighbor circumstances. The story was who lived in a swamp with a deer and the way it affected family Ursinus College, as well as the written only a week before the and I was a girl who lived in the relationships at the time. uburbs Wl'th a dog." Cary Lorene Cary was brought to cultural enrichment 0 f our deadline, yet the editor's of the S U . f P . " 'd B h Le h h explained that she learned to get rsmus courtesy 0 rogram commuruty, sal et a y, t e City Paper said that it was "strong C . f . f . f afr . over this anger because in truth orporatlOn 0 Amenca or the firm's director 0 corporate aus. enough to stand on its own." Dr. U · E hni Am ' W . "Supporting the community is a Volkmer doesn't uses his these people didn't mean to be rsmus t ~ encan nter's principle of Rhone-Poulenc Rorer, experience to teach, not only the insulting. She realized that she also Series. ad no I'dea what I't was like to be Cary was a welcome addition to and we look forward to a art of Creative Writing, but also h h . . ... a white American dealing with t e senes and truly proved the continumg relatIOnship With the the difficulties of getting f M " Las h preiudl·ce. words 0 alcolm X that she Berman M useum. t year t e published. J d "A bl k The main point that Cary quote , ac person can talk company underwrote t h e cost 0 f "He really makes it (getting stressed was the need for about a lot more than being a mounting an exhibition of published) look easy," says Junior , Sh commitment to change. "Without negro.' e gave the audience a paintings by W alter E lmer Megan Mendte, one of his I . commitment to muck through the ot to think about in terms of their Schofield at the museum. Creative Writing students, "But he racial tension, we can't advance. own tolerances and prejudices. The Sams exhibition consists 0 f lets us know that it's rough." approximately 40 intricate works According to Volkmer, a writer .:;;I~~I~I~~I~l~I' made from wooden steel mill has to send out hundreds of copies machine patterns. It will be on of one story to possibly get it view at the Berman Museum published. "It's better to send it through March 15, and will be the out and forget about it," says PreMedicalThe Brownback-Anders Society Presents: ! flfst time these pieces have ever Volkmer, " then when you get the ',:.'.' a~~~. been displayed comprehensively. acceptance letter, you're Rhone-Poulenc Rorer Inc. is a surprised." global pharmaceutical company Dr. Volkmer had been a Dr. Ron Tuma, Dean of Admissions " dedicated to the discovery, member of the Ursinus faculty e i development, manufacture, and since 1987, where he teaches I mar k e tin g 0 f hum a n fiction and poetry writing. His ,pharmaceutical. works have appeared in several I "Ho: ::p::::l:ed7: ::oo." ~ A second contribution from literary journals, including Prairie Marlin Miller Jr., president of Schooner, Cross Currents, and Arrowhead International in Carolina Quarterly. Dr. Volkmer is I Wednesday, February 12, 7 P.M. ~ Reading and a long-time collector the advisor for the school literary and supporter of Sams, also has magazine, The Lantern, which is I Olin Auditorium ~ contributed to the Sams ex1ubit. published at the end of every semester. ,= """:i~:~m~:=-::I' - 'Wi I~ Do You Want '11SA & MasterCard Credit Cards? r------~STUDENT SERVICES.BOX 224026,HOllYWOOD,FL 33022' Now you can have two of tIx moet n:c:ognI&ed and aa:epted credit cards In the wrtcLVIaae and MasttrO.,l1e YES! IwantVlSNt~Cn=d1t CRdil carda...-In your "me.- EVEN IF YOU ARE NEW IN cants. Endosed tlnd &l~ whICh II l~ refundable lfnot CREDrr cr HAVE BEEN 1URNID DOWN BEfORE! IIppI'CMd tmmed1ate1y. 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person(s) removed the dress from her closet. The suite as well as the Sgt. Grizz... "Nothing student's room was unlocked when the theft occurred. This Week but the Bear Facts" REMEMBER, ANY ROOM THAT IS LEFf UNLOCKED IS AN in OPEN INVITATION FOR A THIEF!!! THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT HAS STRESSED THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN. YOU MUST LEARN TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR V.C. History 31 January 1992 at 1:40 P.M., A student reports to Security that BELONGINGS. KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED, LEAVING THE unknown person(s) removed a hubcap from his vehicle that was parked DOOR OPEN IS A POSSmLE INVITATION FOR TROUBLE. on the C-Lot. LETS WORK ON THIS ISSUE OF PREVENTION TOGETHER. SAFETY AND SECURITY IS EVERYONE'S RESPONSmILITY!!! 31 January 1992 at 2:40 P.M., The Security Department and the BY KRISTIN WHITE Collegeville Police Department responded to the H-Lot after being 05 February 1992 at 12:45 A.M., A student reports the theft of a Of The Grizzly advised of a vehicle being damaged at this location. The incident is "Nintendo Gameboy" from her room. The student indicated that the under investigation by the Collegeville Police Department. theft occurred sometime on the 31st of January between the hours As time flies by in our ~ lives, it may occur to some people of 6:00 P.M. and 8:00 P.M. The room door had been left UNLOCKED that we are less than eight yean 31 January 1992 at 2:45 P.M., It is reported to Security that unknown when the student's roommate went to visit a friend across the hall. The away from the tum of a new person(s) removed two sets of "Pool Balls" from the Game Room incident is under investigation .... located at Wismer Hall. The balls were removed from this location century. Perhaps it would be interesting to look at the fiat sometime on the 30th of January 1992. The investigation continues ... IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WHENEVER POSSmLE, SECURITY IS decade of the 1900's and how The replacement value for the pool balls is $80. AT THIS POINT ALL NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY ABOUT INCIDENTS THAT OCCUR things have changed during the I STUDENTS WISHING TO PLAY POOL ARE DENIED BY THIS ON CAMPUS. YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TIMELY REPORTING IS past ninety-two years. MALICIOUS ACT OF THEFf. IMPORTANT AND APPRECIATED. During the first years of 1900 the cost of tuition, room and 01 February 1992 at 12:55 A.M., Security is advised of a domestic 06 February 1992 at 11:25 P.M., Security responds to Brodbeck after board at Ursinus came to the dispute and responded. Both parties involved were separated and the being advised of a Fire Alarm Bell being pulled off the wall at this incredtble price of $220 for ODe incident was resolved by the Security Department. location. Also found was a smoke detector in a room that was year. At this time Ursinus also hid "tampered" with. The investigation on the above two serious matters is a school of theology located in L-O-S-T: GOLD LINKED BRACELET WITH FIVE DIFFERENT being conducted. . COLORED SCARABS THAT ARE BEETLE SHAPED. IF FOUND, Philadelphia which cost $125 per year. PLEASE CONTACT BRIAN McCOLLOUGH, THE DIRECTOR OF R-E-M-I-N-D-E-R: ALL ALARMS ON CAMPUS HAVE BEEN The three main organizations on SECURITY, AT EXT. 2482. INSTALLED TO PROTECT YOU, THE STUDENT. SUCH campus included the ZwingUan IMMATURE ACTIONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!! ANYONE Society, the Schaff Society and the 03 February 1992 at 8:00 A.M., Security responds to a suite in Reimert FOUND TAMPERING OR VANDALIZING SUCH EQUIPMENT Young Men's Christian after being advised that the Common Area was tr'lShed and property WILL BE TAKEN TO THE OFFICE OF RESIDENT LIFE FOR Association (YMCA). In 1903 thia missing. The incident took place sometime this date between 1:00 A.M. STRICT DISCIPLINARY ACTION!!! and 4:00 A.M. The "Common Area" door was left unlocked, so easy week the YMCA focused 011 missions and the topic of "TIle access was provided for perpetrators. The incident is under THE SPEED LIMIT ON CAMPUS IS 15 MPH... THOSE IN Supreme Decision." During thia investigation by the Security Department. VIOLATION OF THE SPEED LIMIT WILL BE CITED BY THE week in 1904 the Zwinglian SECURITY DEPARTMENT FOR FAILURE TO OBEY THE Society's meeting included I1WIJ 04 February 1992 at 7:40 P.M., A student reports the theft of a black RULES AND REGULATIONS. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL types of their typical entertainmeat "Espirit" velvet dress which was taken from a suite in Reimert. The RESULT IN REFERRAL TO THE "J" BOARD. theft took place sometime between 2-1 and 2-4-92, when unknown with music recitals, actina performances, readings, speecha and debates. Valentines Day has bean celebrated many ways throughout the years. In 1905, Miss Margaret Barry, a performer, gave readinp Q. De.lr Mr Collese, A couole weekS dSO you dov'sed me 10 Cdll my croie'5Q( d blS fat Rat Bastard Asa reSUlt I fatted theCldS5 Whet the. hell ShOulc I do"-P'sse:d from "Les Miserables" in honor f1l A. 0"., Piss"d; Buts m ... Sony about that, I was In a lousy mood that day. the holiday. The performance COlI Q. Dear Mr College'. Peoole 'gl"'lOfe me constantly When I ta k no one liStens It s ike Oon [eXist can t take It 25 cents per student. In 1906 thia artvmOl'e Iltt"'l()V\lyouwontletmeoown WhatS!'lOUIOldo'-SuICloa A. week the baseball team sponsored Q. Dear Mr College, When Igo hOme tOf summer vacation my oarems treat me IIl(e a Iud ThZV re always asking a "Valentine Fete" to earn moJlCf "'e wnere I m 9O

BY ANNETTE RAWLS february 14 (that's Cupid's Day to And here's an interesting column BY GAR DONECKER with his over-the-top portrayal of Ass 't Arts and Entertainment Editor you). Yes, 'tis true- Wayne and filler/fun fact: in the February issue and ERIK MOORE the hardened trail boss. Palance Garth (Mike Myers and Dana of Details magazine, Jack Nicholson Of The Grizzly plays straight the part of the aloof, It's been kind of a slow week in Carvey of Saturday Night Live wanna-be Christian Slater claims introverted loner, but he still the entertainment field, folks (if fame, respectively) have fmally that before he became aware of the Mitch is suffering from amid-life manages to make fun of the tough such a thing is possible), but made the transition from Aurora's female persuasion, he had a crisis. He hates his job, and his cowboy image. In response to regardless, there's no point in public access television to the big relationship with his pillow. "I marriage is floundering. Perhaps he Mitch's wiseacre behavior, Curly wasting time, so here we go... screen. (And, in the process, have was very close with my pillow. should seek counseling? Or practice retorts with aplomb, "1 crap bigger Early last week pop icon Michael helped make gimp a staple of the That was, I guess, my friend," yoga? How about driving a herd of than you." Jackson, adored by plastic surgeons English language). Sounds most admitted Slater. Kind of makes one cattle across Colorado? Like both good and bad westerns, and friendly zoo animals excellent... look at bed-ware in an entirely This is the premise for "City the film is laden with stereotypes. everywhere, held a press conference Now for some sad news: fonner different light, doesn't it girls?.. Slickers. " Mitch (Billy Crystal) and Consider the evil, drunken assistant to discuss plans for his upcoming Miss America crooner Bert Parks The last item on the agenda is the his two childhood buddies try to hands that grope at the lone female world tour this June. The tour died last Sunday from lung disease. tour info-currently on the road are: solve their problems by signing on rider, and later abandon the slickers. should last until Christmas of 1993 Parks had been associated with the Bo Diddley, Bobby McFerrin, Van to a real-life cattle drive. Their Alsojoining the drive is the alcoholic and benefits the Feed the World pageant (and, of course, the Halen, Squeeze, Pigface (I have no guide is a leathery, cigarette-rolling, cook, "Cookie," who of course Foundation, which aids both needy infamous" Here she is ... " theme idea who or what this band is, but gun-slinging cowboy named Curly prepares primarily beans. And no children and the environment. Ya song) for 25 years... they're on the road, so why not?), (Jack Palance). In true Hollywood politically correct nineties movie gotta hand itto the guy-even though On an even saddernote, talk show Marky Mark, and the Pogues... fashion, within 117 minutes each of would be complete without a token his body is 99% plastic, he's sure host Sally Jessy Raphael's daughter I guess that's it for now, faithful our heros confronts and overcomes pair of black vacationers, a birth got a real heart... was found dead in a bed and readers. Stay tuned for more his fears. scene, campfire singing, and some "You' lllaugh, you'll cry, you'll breakfast inn owned by the superstar happenings in next week's column, Though the plot is somewhat torrential rain to accompany the hurl"- so goes the promotional in Bucks County. Asofthisreport, and to quote ex-Smiths frontman shallow, the movie has ample sight climax. campaign for the upcoming flick a possible overdose of medication is Morrissey-"that'sentertainment!" gags and one-liners. Many of the Even though we saw the plot Wayne's World, which opens on being looked into... gags work; Two other city slickers resolution coming two ranges and. L...-;.------;....----.;...------.... joining the drive, Ira and Berry, cactus away, "City Slickers" was t-\ happen to own a chain of ice cream balanced and entertaining. During Zoo News stores and make business calls while the drive, Mitch and his friends, as on the trail. Occasionally, though, expected, rediscover themselves. Sculpture Update FROM PHILADELPIDA ZOO the movie feels like an extended The ending was in fact satisfying Special to the Grizzly "M.A.S.H." episode with Billy enough that "Dying Young" may Crystal, cracking continuous one­ not be reviewed next week, for we BY DORIAN IACONIS collections. liQers like Alan Alda in the old decided to sign up for the Limerick OJ The Grizzly All artists whose sculptures are An imaginary safari and the Power Plant's 1st Annual Valentines on display on the campus make their sounds of Africa will highlight serial. "Animals Through African Eyes The highlight of the movie is Jack Day Rodeo ... As you have probably noticed, living as artists and have artistic and All That Jazz" at the Palance. He steals the show there are two new sculptures on reputations to retain. Of the campus. One is called "Granite sculptures in general, Barnes said, Philadelphia Zoo on Saturday, Column", and is in front of the "they're definitely challenging," February 15, 1992from 10 am until Berman Art Museum; the other is and this writer for one definitely 4 pm. The event is sponsored by simply titled "Marble Bench". It can't disagree with that. To place WDAS radio and disc jockey Pat each statue on campus takes a long Jackson will broadcast live from the faces the driveway beside the IUIOERS. ~E _ _ IJ,.;~/JJ time. There is actually a committee zoo. ITEAICS. museum. It is on its side now, but it l was actually, "made to be utilized," of students, faculty. and board Animals native to Africa · OnEIl OAI.l ITEMS including the Zoo's newest exhibit, S~ said Lisa Tremper Barnes, curator members who walk around the MUNCHIES BAR&'GRILLE of the Berman Museum. The current school and decide the best location the naked mole-rats, will be AT THE UMEFIICK GOLF a.UB locations of the statues are final. for each SCUlpture. If anyone is highlighted with special "Keeper 495-6945 495-5567 Talks" throughouttheevent. Byard LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Both 'Sculptures were made by interested in becoming involved with THURSDAY THRlI SATIJRDAY Thomas Sternal. He is an the placement of sculptures on Lancaster and his sounds of the accomplished sculptor who usually campus, talk to President Richter. newest African concept will perform rri-.~ works with wood. In recent years, After all, as Barnes says, "the more in the zoo's Rare Animal House at however, "he's been working with vocal involvement, the better." 1:30 pm and 2:30 pm. The group Iiil·n~ The next big event at the Berman will be performing original melodies granite and marble," according to - f .... N. (,t 1M u-tctc bit of G2. on Uwts _ Tremper Barnes. These materials Art Museum will be an opening including a special arrangement of come from quarries in both reception for' 'Marks and Messages: children's nursery rhymes set to Pennsylvania and Vermont. Sculpture by James Fuhrman", on African drums along with standard Barnes talked about some of the Friday, March 28 at 5:00. jazz hits. Lancaster's performances other sculptures on campus, Attendance of these exhibitions at the Zoo are part of Spectator's The Trappe Tavern especiaUy those by Lynn Chadwick. might surprise you. At least 500 Presidential Jazz Weekend, which 416 Main Street-Trappe,PA These statues, like the couple on the people came to the Doris Sams includes more than 90 jazz events bench and the' 'person" in front of opening reception on February 3. throughout the area. "Room With A View" Musser HaU, are familiar to all on That exhibit along with the David An added attraction will be poetry February 14 & 15 campus. "The Chadwicks are Ellinger exhibit of Dutch scenes readings by Namora, Philadelphia's recognized worldwide," said will run through March. Two other royal queen of classic poetry. Barnes. U rsinus College has the big projects coming soon are the Namora will perfonn at 2: 15 pm largest private collection of Annual Student Show from April and 3:45 pm in the Rare Animal Karaoke Chadwick sculptures in the United 21 to May 5 and a brochure on the House. In addition, Storyteller Every Sunday States. His work is also on display various sculptures on campus due Mogauwane will weave African SPECIAL PRICES animal folktales in the Zoo' s Reptile Night in major Canadian, American, out sometime in April. WITH STUDENT 1.0. l,tapanese, and European museum House at 10:30 am and 11 :30 am.

This page produced on the Aldus PageMaker system. February_ll,_1992 ~~~~~~~Arts and Entertainlllent Corson Creatures CAB Comedian 5th Avenue A Cappella Shocks and BY PEPE BYRMON on the "Corson Creatures" such as Of The Grizzly the diamond shaped heads, three Thrills Crowd Coming Soon legs, and confused sexuality. I say BY MELiSA MILLER Just outside Corson Hall (that confused sexuality because, while BY MELiSA MILLER Van Morrison are only a few of administrative haven of purposeful the statues do have some definitive Of The Grizzly Of The Grizzly the wide variety of songs this decision making) stand three female characteristics, more than extremely talented group includes watchful sculptures. The three one student has been overheard On ThurSday, February 6th, the The surprisingly exCltmg and in their program. melodious five man a cappella humanoid figures stand on three commenting that from far away outrageously funny and risque But do not think this is any group 5th Avenue will be making leg-like structures and are in a the statues appear to be in a Greg Morton appeared at ordinary a cappella group; with the an appearance at Ursinus on deliberate triangular formation. stance similar to that of human "Giggles" Comedy Club. Greg is help of a background percussion February 13th in the Wismer machine, 5th Avenue can create a Many possible explanations for males in the process of answering new to the college circuit and has opened for Harry Conick Jr. and Lower Lounge. Hailing from these bad boys pop into mind, no the higher call of nature (right in sound that is all their own. Minnesota, this vocal group doubt the truth of the "Corson front of the Quad, too- can you Dionne Warwick, as well as Combining this with outstanding Creatures" is more bizarre than imagine?). Perhaps once the portraying the voice of Hammer in combines both hot looks and stage presence that will win over fiction. aliens landed they were so stunned the cartoon "Hammerman". He has sounds that can capture the the most stubborn audience, a also received standing ovations at attention of all types of music Is it possible that the three by the overwhelming task of cappella music is taken to a new eleven of the twelve colleges lovers. "Stand" by REM, "Roam" statues, which resemble peacocks conquering the world after viewing high. This is definitely a show that by the B-52's, and "Moondance" by cannot be missed!! as much as humans due to their the sample of human endurance where he has recently performed. Greg's unique style of three pronged bases, are and ability that is at Ursinus, that incorporating the audience into his subliminal advertising propagated they gave up their mission and just ...... by the college for NBC? We all turned to steel in despair. If this act makes for a non-stop show. • • Greg opened his act with getting ·• .• know that the NBC symbol/mascot were the case, it was no doubt is the lovely peacock, but what only a matter of hours before the to know the audience and how ·.• .• they were doing. He then told exactly is the connection between school decided to take this about his experiences traveling on • the television company and opportunity to make the creatures ·• Ursinus College? Perhaps, since into yet another addition to the airplanes. He also described his • the Philadelphia area is no doubt UAC (Ursinus Art Community). exciting cruise through all of one · mile of Collegeville. His carefully scrutinized by the Nielson The fmal possibility, and the one fascination with the infamous Company that controls ratings and that I most readily would believe Quad shower peeper also was the the fates of broadcast television due to the location and position of subject of many of his jokes. Greg everywhere, NBC has formed a the "Corson Creatures" is that the made a few unwilling friends such covert pact with the school to three were actually ex-employees as "farmer" Toby and "Oklahoma" .subtly influence as many students of the school who worked in Rob as well as taking care of a few as possible to be senselessly drawn Corson and somehow failed in hecklers. Greg then launched into to NBC. These three statues then their given tasks. Since the three the funniest portion of the show: would be part of a bigger plot to appear to be facing away from imitating the male and female poison the impressionable minds Corson as if fleeing, their orgasm. One of the women in the of the Ursinus student population transgression must have been audience told him he was sick and make everyone think Tom pretty serious. Maybe they made which prompted a discussion as to Brokaw is hotter than the entire some radical suggestion like letting why she found him so upsetting. cast of Beverly Hills 90210. men travel freely in the Quad or Greg also came out into the Maybe those periodic fue alarms reviewing the current judiciary audience, falling over the railing to that clear everyone out of board policies. Then again they heckle some people who were Riemert, Old Men's, and the Quad probably had recently walked out uncomfortable with his jokes. are just an excuse for the Nielson of an alarmed security door in the To end the show, Greg did men to sneak into your room and Quad and were attempting to hysterical impressions of rock stars, check their ratings boxes attached escape before their crime was starting with Michael Jackson and to your t.v .. made known throughout the Tina Turner. When he did Prince Another explanation that is just administration and punishment Act registration deadline for the wearing only leopard skin tights, as plausible is that these were not given. the audience went wild. To top 10th Annual AIRBAND IS originally statues at all, but aliens Whatever the case the trio everything off, when he turned sent to conquer the world (starting obviously did not escape Corson in around the audience discovered TOMORROW!!! ! fust of course with the most time to elude the wrath of the that the leopard skin tights were important stronghold ofknowledge most heinous punishment that backless. and capability on the planet­ could be given- damnation to be After the show, Greg enjoyed tksinus College). This might an Ursinus modem art sculpture Get your act signed up today talking and joking with some of explain some of the odder features for eternity. the students that had become part before it is too late. of his show. Bridget Walsh,

Don't be left out of the excitement!!!!! Are they alliens, subliminal messages, or just ex-Ursinus employees? ~~~----~~~~------()pinions ------February 11, 1992 The Grizzly Take Good Care of My Baby

BY ELLEN R. SYLVESTER over to the State Division of Youth and has ruled out abortion and Eric Foellmer Assistant Opinions Editor and Health Services. Unfortunately, keeping the baby as options, she should take enough responsibility Editor in Chief the chances of a child being adopted If this was a ideal world, men and from the DYH are very small to put the baby up for adoption. It women would find their perfect because maternal consent is seems cruel to think of giving up A. Judd Woytek mate on the first try, there would be necessary before permanent custody one's own child, but in today's Associate Editor no divorce, no untimely death, and can be obtained. Not too many dysfunctional society a family is people who wanted children would natural mothers are willing to come often not comprised of natural parents. There are many families Adam Saget be able to have them. Also, no forward and admit that they babies would be abandoned by their abandoned their children so that the who are willing to love children but AdvertisingfBusiness mothers. This past week the children will have a chance at who are not able to adopt them. As imperfection of the world floored adoption. Ironically, the same human beings, we may not all be Erika Compton Megan Mendte me when on Thursday a twelve hour mother who abandoned her child brilliant but we are a species News Editors old infant was found wrapped in a because she was unable to provide sophisticated enough to be fur coat on the steps of a Trenton care for it, now prevents her child responsible. Most animals take responsibility for their young why Tom Wilusz church not far from my hometown. from entering a permanent loving The baby suffered from the cold and atmosphere. Even more ironic is should we be any different? Features Editor its umbilical cord had been cut rather the large number of caring, devoted Today we live in what has been crudely. Clearly its mother had families who seek to obtain custody termed a' 'throwaway" society and Sara Jacobson received little prenatal care and had of DYH children. For these I cannot disagree when everyday Arts and Entertainment Editor delivered the baby alone. Yet, families, finding a child atthe DYH children are found on the streets, on unfortunately the baby lived. · is a mixed blessing, and often the steps of a church or screaming as Annette Rawls Unfortunately people may ask? The temporary custody is all they can it makes its way down a New York city trash compactor its thirteen Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editor baby was left on the church steps hope for. witha note requesting the minister's If people are not emotionally year old mother has just thrown it help in caring for it because the moved by these children, monetarily into on her way to school. It is time mother claimed that she was unable they are costing the taxpayers for us to take responsibility for to properly care for it herself. thousands of dollars a year for what we make and for what we do. However, it was found by a woman support. While I'm no expert on the It is time for us to begin teaching who took it to the hospital where it logistics of adoption, I think that responsibility in the hope that one received care and was then turned when a woman finds herselfpregnant day we may in fact live in a more ideal society.

Steven Grubb Ellen Sylvester Opinions Editors Campus Memo

BY RICHARD P. RICHTER public resource. Laura Zobel Harley David Rubin Thomas Foley at the Summit's final President of the College As such, we said to legislators, luncheon meeting. Foley pledged Sports Editors we can be part of the solution to the his support for the establishment of WASHINGTON SUMMITRY: current dilemma in higher education, a national commission to report 011 Peter Senescu Kristen Schwarz The "National summit" meeting caused by financial distress and a the status of independent higher Photography Editors last week in Washington of more lack of national focus and Mucation and to recommend public than a thousand presidents and confidence. policy initiatives to maintain and trustees ofindependent (non-public) John Petko But first the Congress needs to strengthen the sector. colleges and universities of higher see the independent sector accurately Campus Circulation Manager Guided by our lobyists in education made a mark with as distinct from tax-supported Washington (mainly the NatiOJlll legislators on Capitol Hill. For two systems of public higher education. Association ofIndependent Colleges Erik Moore days, teams of us went to the offices Do not think of us as the private and Universities), independent Computer Consultant of House members and Senators to preserve ofthe privileged, we urged: colleges and universities will wort heighten their sense of the the median family income of hard to give substance to this formal Gar Donecker importance ofour institutions to the students in independent four-year step in the weeks and months ahead. Typist Extraordinaire nation's educational agenda. colleges and universities nationwide MOOD ON CAPITOL HILL: Independent colleges and is identical to that in tax-funded House members, we found, 811 universities are essential to that public systems. Do not think. that Mrs. Jane Agostinelli currently tentative and tense ill agenda, we argued. We enroll 21 minorities are being served mainly Washington. Some do not yet knoW Faculty Adviser percent of all students in the US and in public institutions: 18.2 percent who their constituents will be after award 33 percent of all bachelor's of students in independent colleges the reapportionmentnowunderWlJ. Staff Members: Nick Baocino, Kristen Baldini, Jeff Brown , Patti Bunt, Pepe degrees, 42 percent of all master's are minorities, compared with 17.8 The unprecedented national debt Bynnon, Melissa Chido, Cleary Clarke, Claire Ertle, Amy Flemming, Dan degrees, and 36 percent of all in state colleges and universities. Flickinger, Trey Gelaton, Bob Gonnella, Dan Greene, Rebecca Heyl, casts a pall over their discussions of doctoral degrees. Dorian laconia, Katie Jones , Laura Lecrone, Carrie Lumi, Melissa Miller, Craft sound education, we said, particular financial needs, such. If the public, tax-supported state Canncn Stockdale. Souxsie, Kri.s Wagner, Dawn Warner, Kristen White, and we will be able to make an even Pell grants. They feel risiDl and Elaine ZcUey. systems of higher education had to better contribution to the educational constituent anger over the recessia. take over responsibility for needs of the U.S. Specifically, we and worry about reelection. 1'be1 A1I,)I ommLrsitm in the slaJ/ box is an unintentional Editors' error. Our educating students now in urged an increase in Pell grants and generally agree, however, tW sincere apology. independent colleges and a raising of the limits on loans to improved education from bottomtq universities, taxes would have to go students to give greater access and top is a priority for re~ergiziDf The Grizzlywu fOWlded in 1978, replacing the previous campus newspaper, up an additional $12 billion choice. the US long-term. They know The Uninus Weekly. Grizzly is published and edited entirely by n annually. While we call ourselves An official response to all our .tudents, and theviews expre;ssed in the paper are not necessarily those held too well that converting tba "independent" or "private," we talk came in the speech by Speaker by the adsminiatration, faculty, or a concensus of the student body. conviction into action thrOD are in truth, therefore, an essential of the House of Representatives budgetary decisions will be tho in th~ ~ough tjmes. ThIs page produced on the Aldus PageMaker system. ______February 11, 1992 0 pinions.. / Letters ------_The Grizzly Page 9 . Term Leadership ~~! \t,r~ O\)R Limitations: CtA~\C,E ~~Rtl~ A Change in At an elite institution like ~«.c.t~~ l~ J\6r Ursinus (and do not discount the System your education here; this is a ~~OW() m ~£R! respected school), where the shapers of America's future To The Editor, are educated, it is impossible must disagree with the to overstress the importance of assertion made by Steven Grubb in leadership. Not the his editorial, "No Term Constitutional kind, the Limitations" (Grizzly, Feb. 4), that president-of Student-Council term limitations should not be or Scout-patrol-leader kind, instituted, I agree with Mr. Grubb but the ability to generate new that voter apathy is extremely high ideas for helping others and in our nation, but I do not think convincing those around you that increased voter turnout will that they should adopt these solve the same problems which ideas. Martin Luther King, term limitations address, I do not think that term limitations are Jr. was a leader; although he meant as an excuse for lack of held no office and led no army, voter participation, but instead aim his dream was a good one, and to solve a problem which became the dream of millions. participation alone cannot solve, Too often, I think, we mistake the wielding of power for true As Mr. Grubb stated in his leadership. 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BY LAURA ZOBEL 7-8 in the 3rd period, when he Make Waves Sports Editor I turned on the moves to pin his opponent in 5:15. Brian Edens, BY LAURA LECRONE The wrestling team improved its who wrestled to a draw in the 1st Of The Grizzly record to an impressive 11-3 as his I match won 2nd match by a they beat Lebanon Valley and technical fall (22-6). Both the men and the women Western Maryland on Saturday On Saturday the Bears travelled parted the waves against and defeated Susquehanna last to Lebanon Valley, where they Susquehanna University last Tuesday. proved they were a force to be Saturday. The Bears are redefining The team travelled to reckoned with. The Bears first the phrase, "Finish strong." This Elizabethtown College last faced Lebanon Valley, which they semester has been one spectacular Tuesday, after syending a defeated last year 29-14 and also performance after another! On productive weekend at a beat this year 28-10. Despite the February 8th, the men and women tournament at West Liberty State unsportsman like conduct faced off with S.U. and took College in West Virginia, where displayed by the wrestlers and fans control. Finishing first for the men three wrestlers placed in the top 6 of Lebanon Valley, Ursinus were: Steve Grubb in the 1000 yd. of their respective weight classes in wrestled well. The Bears got off to freestyle; Fred Brown in the 200 a field of Division I and II a slow start, but quickly came back yd. freestyle and the 100 yd schools. Terry Gallagher came in to take and keep the lead for freestyle. Mike Baganski in the 50 4th at 142 Ibs,at 167 Ibs, Billy good. At 142, Todd Klinedinst yd. freestyle; A. Judd Woytek in Smith placed 5th, and Scott defeated Kevin Stein by a major the 200 yd. butterfly; and Matt Flannery was the runner up in the decision 10-2, to extend his Landis in the 200 yd. back stroke. HWf division, where he defeated winning streak to 3 in a row. Terry With these [lIsts and several Greg Mathias, of University of Gallagher dominated his opponent supporting seconds and thirds the Indianapolis, who is ranked #2 in by acquiring 2:05 of riding time to men ended the meet with a score the NCAA Division II Schools, to Ursinus wrestler takes down his opponent as earn a 3-1 victory. Billy Smith of Ursinus 112 and Susquehanna reach the finals before losing to continued the Bears' domination 8l. Tom Moore of West Liberty. Bears win three of last four by recording 5 takedowns in a 11-4 The women had just as At Elizabethtown, the Bears he pinned him in :57 seconds in his undefeated streak in dual win. At 177, Chris Cannoe successful a meet. First places faced Susquehanna and the hosts the 1st period to increase Ursinus' meets by succumbing to Andy acquired his second pin in a row were turned in by: Senta Elizabethtown. Last year Ursinus lead 14-6. Susquehanna didn't have Watkins, who won the MAC 190 as he took down Zack Smolenak Bamberger in the 200 yd. freestyle, _ lost to Susquehanna 17-20, but this a chance to stage a comeback as weight class last year. in 2:25 in the 2nd period. Brian Jen Derstine in the 50 yd. year the Bears turned the tables as the other wrestlers dominated Ursinus then lost by a score of Edens sewed up the victory by freestyle, Denise Schildt in the 200 they soundly defeated their opponents. At 150 Ibs, Terry 23-27 in a close match to defeating Jason Watts 7-3. yd. individual medley, Ellen Disney Susquehanna 28-15. The match Gallagher controlled his opponent Elizabethtown. Despite the loss The whole team did well as it in the 200 yd. back stroke, and was close and competitive from throughout the match to win by there are some highlights worth blew away Western Maryland 41-4. both of the relays with include the start as Ed Markowski decision 7-1. At 158, Billy Smith noting. Klinedinst won his second Next weekend the team is on the Michelle Lyone, Derstine, Debbie wrestled to a draw. Todd continued the Bears' rampage as match of the day 11-6. Gallagher, road again as they travel to Williamson, Schildt, KellyCrowers, Klinedinst, wrestling at 142 Ibs, he won 12-5 with 2:32 riding time. also a 2 match winner decisively Swarthmore to square off against Cathy Subber,. Deb Butzbach, and didn't give his opponent, Todd Unfortunately not all the wrestlers defeated Steve Schultz 6-1. At 177, Johns Hopkins, Scranton, and Maria Barrucco. The [mal score ..E.n.·csiio.n.a.n.o ... ort.u.ru. ·.. to... sc.o.re.as .. _f.ar.ed_w.e.ll,.as_S.CO.tt.Fl_ann_e.ry.b.ro.k.e ... freshman Chris Cannoe was losing Swarthmore. for the ladies was 89 Ursinus and 61 Susquehanna. ~~~~~~M-~~~"~~~~~~ There arc only two meets left in the season and they are both at ATTENTION home. On Wednesday the 12th, U.C. Swims Widener, and on EVERYONE: Saturday the 15th U.c. takes on F&M to bring the dual meets to an end. Come out and witness the Believe waves before they are gone for it or not, it is another year. time to select a new If you like "hoagie Rou~ Editor in Chief for The sports, and enjoy Grizzly for next year. All writing, please r----~------~-l contact Laura I 10% discount I interested students must I ' with Ursinus College I Zobel (454-0348) I • pick up an application or Harley David I Student I.D. : ~--~------~-----~------from Mrs. Agostinelli Rubin (454- At. 29 & Main Street 0115). Available Collegeville Shopping Center (Olin 322) and return it sports include: Collegeville, PA by Friday, February 21, Baseball, Golf, 454-1091 1992. For more Men's and Warne n ' s CAll AHEAD YOUR ORDER WILL BE WAITING information about the Lacrosse, FREE DELIVERY osition, see Mrs. A. or Softball, Tennis, Eric Foellmer. and Track. February 11, 1992 S t The Grizzly Page ii ...... r*****************************************...... P()Jr S**************************'...... ••••••••••••••••••. Men's Basketball Lady Bears Dribble to Victory B()uDces by Betsy Laskowski added 11, and BY KRISTEN BALDINI keep her hot hand in the second Dee Dee Prickett played an J()hns H()pkins Of The Grizzly half, rmishing with 36 points. Colvin shot phenomenally (15 out integral role with 7 assists, which helped Ursinus clinch a 2 point On Monday, February 3, of 24 from the field, and 100% victory. Final score 64-62. sophomore Heather Colvin led the from the free throw line.) Final Hopkins did make a little However, on Saturday, the Lady BY TREY GELSTON Lady Bears to an exciting victory score Ursinus 80, Haverford 60. comeback and many times had a Bears ran out of steam, ending Of The Grizzly over Haverford College. During On Thursday the Lady Bears their winning streak with a loss to chance to take the lead, but every the rust half Colvin piled in 14 won again in a close game against On Wednesday, February 5th, time UC came up with a big points, helping the Bears to an 18 Swarthmore. Senior co-captain Franklin & Marshall. Cosgrove led the men's basketball team took on defensive play. With three and a point advantage. With 9 minutes Megan Chmiel led the scoring as the Bears' scoring with 14 points, a nationally ranked Johns Hopkins half minutes remaining in the to go, however, Haverford battled well as the defense with 16 points followed by Megan Chmiel with team which came into the game game and UC leading by a point, back, making the score 34-31 at and 6 steals. Ellen Cosgrove put in 10, including two 3 pointer<: Final with a very impressive 16-2 record. Sophomore guard Jamie the half. But Colvin was able to 13, shooting 100% from the field; score F&M 69, Ursinus 49. Playing without three seniors and Hildebrand drilled a three pointer having lost seven straight games to increase the lead to four. not many people gave Ursinus a Hopkins could get no closer as UC chance of even keeping the game their foul shots and won by close. nine. However, Ursinus surprised Briggs led the UC attack with 15 everyone as they stunned the Blue points and freshman Jim Gilmartin Jays 51-42, by playing a ball added 11. control offense and using a stifling On Saturday, February 8th UC match up zone defense. travelled to Penn State-Harrisburg In the rust possession of the to take on the Lions. Unfortunately, . game Will Briggs drove baseline UC could not win two in a row. for a layup to put UC up 2-0. A The rust half was a close hard couple possessions later he hit a fought affair as the Bears led by three pointer to increase the lead two, 28-26 at intermission. to 5-0. Ursinus never looked back. The Bears played hard in the Hopkins stayed close the entire 2nd half, but the team's shooting half, but with the clock winding was as cold as the weather outside. down at the end of the half and Ursinus took 26 three pointers in UC leading 26-23 Briggs made a the game and converted only three spectacular behind the back of them. between the legs dribble move at Penn State pulled away in the the foul line and made a layup at 2nd half and went on to win 68-50. the buzzer to increase the lead to Briggs led UC in scoring again 28-23. with 17 points and Junior Jeff The second half started with an Eckerson added 11. ominous sign. The one remaining On Monday February 10th UC Ursinus senior, Marc Cataldi will take on Haverford and try to sprained his ankle on a three point avenge a loss earlier in the season. shot attempt. If U rsinus was to win The next home game is on the game they would have to do it Thursday against William with no seniors on the floor. 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ri!1 us ~"'''''OIT'a~ Page 12 The Grizzly February 11, 19t2 ************************************************************************************* Sports ::::::::::::::ttttttttttttttttt::tt:t::::: Nick's Notes HARLEY'S HA VEN BY NICK BACCINO million this season, after which he Of The Grizzly becomes a free agent. Last season" Santiago made $1.5 million. As the Olympics begin and the BOXING- The jurors in Mike BY HARLEY DA VlD RUBIN Hopefully, next year (mid-February (GRRR!) is training hard for tile NBA enters the second half of the Tyson's rape trial were swiftly Assistant SPOI1S Editor and I'm talking next year-pretty upcoming season, even wo~ season, here's a look at the past evacuated from a hotel rue which pathetic) 7'1" center Alvaro nights to hone their skills for I week in sports: killed three people. The blaze is Hey, sports fans, I love ya! (I'm Teheran will be healthy and tough schedule. (Fade to dreaa BASKETBALlr-MichaelJordan currently under investigation for in touch with my feelings, you provide the mobility at the pivot sequence.. ) The warm flOrida was fmed $5000 ar.d suspended for possible arson. know.) Would you believe that my that the 1991-92 Sixers lack ... breeze tickles my face, and I step one game after bumping referee FOOTBALL--The AFC roommate thinks that Yours How about those Flyers? up to the plate. I dig my spikca Tommie Wood in the Bulls' triple champion Buffalo Bills have signed Truly's column is getting stagnant? daresay they've looked almost into the dirt, and give the overtime loss last Monday in Utah. free-agent kicker Steve Christie Well, I'll show him! In this week's respectable this past week. They an evil glare. He pitches. I The suspension cost Jordan one from Tampa Bay, giving Scott Haven, there will be nothing but may be in the Patrick Division swing ... (Wake up) Oh well, ~ game's pay, worth about $40,000. Norwood some competition .. .New witty, insightful commentary on cellar, but the nucleus that GM only got another month to wail The superstar guard was ejected Orleans Saints defensive back professional sports, maybe with a Russ Farwell has brought together Us Bears are going to play ten or with one-half second remaining Vince Buck, who suffered a spinal few facts stuck in for respectability. is a decent one, and the team will eleven games in the space of I after protesting a foul call against . injury late in the season, will And away we go ... be back to playoff-form soon. The week-tough work in early Mardi. him, which sent Jeff Malone to the return to play next season, head The 76ers went into the All-Star trades Farwell has made and the OK, the moment you've aU been foul line for the winning free coach Jim Mora said. Break with a 23-24 record, seven­ draft picks chosen will be ready to waiting for: Last week's Checn throws ... The Los Angeles Clippers HUMOR DEPT.- Results of a and-a-half games behind the contribute in a few years ... Trivia Answer: Nick Tortelli'l hired Larry Brown as their new recent poll in an Arizona Knicks-who would have thought Quick commentary on the second wife was named Loretta, head coach. Brown was rued just newspaper, which asked its readers that Pat Riley could work his Phillies: they've got the best and she was a member of tliJ three weeks ago by San Antonio. who to leave unprotected from the magic (no pun intended) in New potential lineup since the '86 team "Grinning Americans." n: BASEBALlr- The Pittsburgh Phoenix Cardinals: All 52 players York so quickly? Not me. that finished behind the Mets. I week's C.H.O.C.R./Cheers Trivl Pirates named ex-big league received votes. _ Anyway, as usual, my predictions hope that '92 isn't a repeat of that Question is: What was the t!llte Ted Simmons as their For the next two weeks, Nick's about the Sixers were shot to hell year, but the pitching-and-power sensation that swept through general manager. Simmons had Notes will focus on the events of with injuries and people not packed New Yorkers are going to Rebecca's "tea room" and who was been the director of scouting with the 1992 Olympic Winter Games playing up to their potential. But be tough to beat. However, I the chef? Answer in next week's the St. Louis Cardinals ... For the in Albertville, France. I'll bring take this to the bank: if they fall think the lack of Met defense and Haven, same Har-time, same Har· second straights season, the Pirates you up to date on your favorite early in the playoffs, the all-around talent of the page (maybe), same Har-column! lost money despite winning the sports, from ice hockey to cross­ owner/general nuisance Harold Phightin' Phils will overcome. Remember: I'm Harley David National League East country skiing, who won medals Katz will deal and deal a lot. Speaking of baseball, your Rubin, and I'm available! pennant. .. San Diego catcher and who didn't. So be looking for Ursinus Bears Baseball Team Benito Santiago won his salary the special Olympic edition of arbitration case and will earn $3 Nick's Notes next week. \' ' SPORTS BEAT

************************************** Wednesday, February 12 ! UC MEN'S LACROSSE ! Swimming (M&W) v. Widener 7:00 pm • • Thursday, February 13 • • Men's Basketball v. Wm. Paterson 8:00 pm : and you'll love it! : Women's Basketball v. Wesley 6:00 pm • • •: Wanted: 2 managers to help keep team statistics.:• Saturday, February 15 : Prior knowledge of Lacrosse is helpful, but not: Wrestling v. Johns Hopkins and Scranton at Swarthmore 12:00 pm • necessary. Anyone interested should contact Marc: Indoor Track (M&W) at Widener 1:00 pm : Appelbaum in the Student Activities Office. • • • Swimming (M&W) v. Franklin & Marshall 1:00 pm • * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *.• Gymnastics at Univ. of Penn. 2:00 pm • • Women's Basketball at Moravian 7:00 pm • It's not too late to play lacrosse this Spring. Any:• Men's Basketball at Washington 8:00 pm :students who ar interested should also contact Marc. :Appelbaum in the Student Activities Office. : Monday, February 17 • • Women's Basketball v. Widener 6:00 pm •.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *.• • • Men's Basketball at Penn State-Ogontz 7:30 pm :The Men's Lacrosse Team will open its season on: :March 19 at 4:00 P.M. vs. Rider College. Be there to: :see why lacrosse is the fastest game on two feet! : *************************************: ..------8:00 pm .. ,.