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The Grizzly, February 4, 1992

Eric Foellmer Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

Tom Wilusz Ursinus College

Melissa Chido Ursinus College

Melisa Miller Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Foellmer, Eric; Compton, Erika; Wilusz, Tom; Chido, Melissa; Miller, Melisa; White, Kristin; Lumi, Carrie; Rawls, Annette; Donecker, Gar; Moore, Erik; Iaconis, Dorian; Jones, Katie; Grubb, Steven; Richter, Richard P.; Brown, Jeff; Lecrone, Laura; Baldini, Kristen; McDonald, Liz; Zobel, Laura; Gelston, Trey; Rubin, Harley David; and Solensky, Gina, "The Grizzly, February 4, 1992" (1992). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 288. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/288

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Volume 14 Number U -Louis D. Brandeis February 4, 1992 '92 Enrollment Promising Iraq: One Year Later BY ERIKA COMPTON was renovated and dedicated News Editor under its new name, Thomas H~. BY TOM WlLUSZ "It's really first class," Features Editor Some of you may have heard DiFeliciantonio said, "and it has the rumor that student enrollment taken a while to get there." It has been a year since U .S. at Ursinus College is way down. I, A third factor which helps raise Marines launched the fmal phase too, heard the rumor, so I decided the quality of Ursinus is its of the liberation of Kuwait, the to check it out. I spoke to Dr. addition of the Phi Beta Kappa ground war that was to have Annette Lucas, Assistant Dean of chapter. With this organization completely cut off Iraqi forces in the College. She assured me that now on campus, selected faculty Kuwait from either supply or current enrollment was somewhere can select a current student as a retreat. By this time last year, a near 1050 students. She did, Phi Beta Kappa member. Of the swift and decisive American victory however, suggest that I speak with 3000 public and private colleges' was assured, and we felt confident Rick DiFeliciantonio, Director of and universities in the United eil0ugh to assume we weren't Admissions, to fmd out exact States, only 240 of them have a going to be drafted. Eleven figures. Phi Beta Kappa chapter. This months ago, a unilateral cease-fife This year's freshman class further illustrates to the was called, and America had won consists of 240 people, which, educational community and the war. (Technically, a U .N. according to DiFeliciantonio, is prospective students that Ursinus coalition had won the war, but I'm "lower than we wanted." However, is dedicated to providing students speaking realistically.) This at the this is partly because there are with the highest quality faculty and cost of 305 American lives, 250 currently fewer high school seniors staff possible. Allied lives, and as many as throughout the nation. The total "One of the most difficult things 140,000 Iraqis (with an additional number of people attending to do is to set out on a quality 100,000 more post-war casualties college has gone down 25% over agenda when you know the to materialize in the flfst year after tb.e last decade in the northeastern number of students appears to be the cease-fife). So what has United States. There are currently shrinking," remarked Changed? 1050 students at Ursinus, of which DiFeliciantonio. Ursinus is trying Well, for starters, the fourth 10% commute. While 1050 is not to build quality into its academic largest army in the world has been an ideal number, Ursinus would program. Some other schools have effectively disabled as an aggressor prefer to be judged according to opted not to spend money, and to force. In December of 1990, Iraq the quality, not quantity, of its lower admissions standards. had the fourth largest army in the student body. "However, in ten years, schools world. Now, with 85% of its tanks war to prevent atrocities like the In the last ten years, Ursinus without quality will suffer," he and 90% of its artillery destroyed, invasion of Kuwait, U .S. gassing of the Kurds from College has undergone dramatic added. The improvements made to Iraq is entirely incapable of intelligence believed that Iraq was recurring, we have failed changes. These changes include the faculty and the school's launching an attack outside of its 5-10 years away from its flfst miserably-aside from the daily the upgrading of faculty, repairs physical beauty are two of the "orders. However, with 50% of its nuclear weapon. However, top threat of famine or plague in the and additions of new buildings, ways in which Ursinus intends to armored personnel carriers and a secret documents recovered by a war-crushed country, there are also and the installation of a Phi Beta remain ahead of its competition in considerable portion of the elite U.N. inspection team in October Hussein's brutal responses to Kappa chapter on campus. the future. Republican Guard intact, Saddam detailed the existence of over a revolt. In the southern Iraqi city Ursinus has taken great strides Ursinus recruiters have been Hussein is fully capable of dozen surviving nuclear facilities in of Basra, Republican guard forces over the past ten years to working hard to try to get more launching attacks on his internal Iraq, leading experts to believe that we allowed to escape from constantly upgrade its faculty. Says attention from high school enemies, notably the Shiites who that, had we not gone to war, Kuwait were instrumental in the DiFeliciantonio, "At this point, we students. When DiFeliciantonio President Bush and staff have Hussein may have had nuclear brutal suppression of rebellion have never had a better faculty." came to work in the admissions counted on to bring the dictator weapons in as little as two months. early last year. If we went to war Ursinus has to have the best office two and a' half years ago, he down. a more disturbing Now, with the information we have lit to lay the foundations for peace in faculty in order to stay in decided -it would be best to focus development, experts estimate that gathered in the past year, it should the Middle East, then we have competition with other schools its marketing in the New Jersey, New as many as 200 Scud missiles may be possible to destroy Iraq's again failed. Regional peace talks size. He stresses that the best York, and Pennsylvania area first. have survived the air war. Despite nuclear potential for good­ still bog down with the slightest possible teachers will provide the "We have to rebuild a reputation assuming, of course, that Hussein what we believed last year, Iraq provocation, and Kuwait's recent best possible education, and that is at home first," stated sits idly by and allows us to do so. retains more than a mere shell of purchase of an air force (40 U.S. why we, as students, are here in Difeliciantonio, "then the an army. But it is difficult to determine F-18 fighter planes) adds another the flfst place. marketing can build from there, whether the war has done more Recent intelligence reports stack of blocks to the Risk board. In the last decade, Ursinus trying to get out in a three to four harm than good. Saddam Hussein indicate that the war also One year later, it appears that we College has invested tens of hour away area." prevented Hussein from building is still in power, perhaps more may have won a decisive victory, millions of dollars into renovations One way Ursinus is trying to nuclear weapons. Before the strongly than ever. If we went to but by no means a clear one. and new structures. The art attract students is through the availability of merit scholarships museum was one of the flfst such Gettysburg," said DiFeliciantonio. want one-third of them to write positively. and need-based fmancial aid. The renovation, and was converted The Merit scholarships will be back and say they will come," Upgrading the quality of fmancial aid budget has increased from a student center. In 1985, awarded to the top 20% of the stated DiFeliciantonio. The only Ursinus has certainly helped in significantly, with more money Ursinus received a grant from the admitted class, with students statistics available for next year's keeping the academics high. "Our coming from the Annual Fund. F.W. Olin Foundation to construct earning as much as $4000-$7000 in freshman class are those for early quality agenda and marketing are Ursinus will be offering $4 million a new classroom building. The fmancial aid. decision, which are promising but starting to payoff," remarked to next year's incoming freshmen. bride: walkway was installed around Applications this year look very not quite complete. For the class DiFeliciantonio. But it is "Students increasingly need aid, campus, and the Wismer promising. Ursinus would like to of 1995, 45 of the 49 students important to keep in mind that, and we have to stay competitive Auditorium was altered to become have about one-third of its admitted early enrolled. So far for even though enrollment is down, it with other schools like the Wismer Lower Lounge. admitted students enroll. "So, if next year's class, 63 of the 76 is because there are fewer people Muhlenberg, F&M, and FinaUy, the Life Science Building 900-850 are admitted, then we admitted students have responded in school, not because Ursinus is forsaking quality. ======The Grizzly News======February 4, 1991 Famed Author to Speak Spend a Year in Scotland

FROM THE CHEMISTRY extracurricular activities and BY MELISSA CHIDO The St. Andrew's Society of DEPARTMENT organizations, and who are "held Of The Grizzly Philadelphia has, for the past 34 Special to The Grizzly years, awarded four scholarships to in high regard by their contemporaries." Anyone who is Lorene Cary, a former writer for outstanding sophomores who wish Just imagine .... having your interested in applying should see Time magazine, will be appearing to spend their junior year at either classes in a building dating from Dr. Price in the Chemisby on Thursday, February 6, at 7:30 the University of St. Andrews, the the sixteenth century; weekend Department, Pfahler 309, as SOCIa p.m. in Bomberger Auditorium. University of Edinburgh, or the trips exploring the Highlands of as possible for more information. Cary's Lecutre is entitled "We Too University of Aberdeen. The Scotland; lunch in a cozy pub Applicants will be interviewed by. Sing America: What Ethnic amount of each award will be along Edinburgh's Royal Mile; faculty committee and the winning Writers Have to Tell Their $9,000 and will be adequate to playing golf on the world's most candidate will then be interviewed Country." She is one of the fIrst cover most of the expenses famous golf course; eating haggis in Philadelphia by the Scholarship of four speakers in a new series of incurred. and drinking whisky by candlelight; Committee of the St. Andrew's Ethnic-American writers. Ursinus has been fortunate to learning to dance a Scottish reel have had 17 winners, more than Society, together with candidatea Black ~ Cary's recently and learning how to play the from other colleges and published autobiography, descnbes any other participating college or bagpipes; Christmas in London universities. her experiences both as a writer university including the University and spring break in Europe. and as a student at St. Paul's Prep of Pennsylvania, Temple, Bucknell, A chance to spend a year in Sounds good? Then why not School. St. Paul's is a prestigious to enforce her idea of "black ice". Haverford, Swarthmore and Scotland is an opportunity not to consider entering a scholarship be missed. These are very boarding school in New England. Upon Cary's return to St. Paul's, Dickinson. competition that will allow the prestigious scholarships. You may Cary uses the phenomenon of which she felt was a stronghold for The competition is open to all winners to spend their junior year "black ice" as a "metaphor for white males, and through her sophomores who are strong be a potential winner! Think about at a Scottish University? it. achievement and the hope that transition from a student to academically, who are involved in future generations will be able to teacher and writer, she became an skate across its smooth, reflective inspiration for other black students t------­ surface and peer into the dark and urged them to try to achieve waters of the lake below". Cary her theory of ''black ice". Cary will attempts to teach American society share her unique experiences and to erase the illusion it possesses of message as a black writer to the "one-upmanship", the belief one is Ursinus campus. The program is CoreStates better than another, and to begin free and open to the public.

Investigation Commission We're With You Right From The Start. Lor Charge~ to Holmkvist All the way through your career with CoreStates. We help our employees build their direction in banking. And there's a whole new world of banking with us, the parent company of Philadelphia BY DANIELLE BAKER charge, President Kneedler stated, National Bank, Hamilton Bank, First Pennsylvania Bank, New Jersey National Bank, and the Staff Writer 'The purpose of the Commission operator of the MAC ATM Network. As a $22 billion super regional banking institution with The College Reporter will be three-fold: (1) establishing over 13,000 employees, we have a p(oven record of financial strength, innovative products a narrative of the facts relating to Franklin and Mar.shall and a commitment to quality in everything we do. January 20, 1992 issue his death; (2) analyzing what took place and why it happened; and Over the break, [Franklin and (3) recommending what steps Marshall] President Richard Franklin and Marshall should take Kneedler met with the Board of to prevent a reoccurrence." We Believe In Trustees and the General Officers The administration does not and decided to form a Commission want students to be uneasy about The Power Of of Inquiry Regarding the Death of the investigation. As Dr. Davi~ Johan Holmkvist. Stameshkin, executive assistant to Relationships. The tragic death of Johan the President, stated, "We're not Holmkvist on December 7, 1991 trying to assess any blame here, shocked and confused the F&M but to fmd out what happened and prevent it from happening again." community. Although the We will be on your campus on Thursday, February 20, 1992. An Information Session will be administration held information The names of the other held for all students on Wednesday, February 19,1992. See your Placement Office for sessions for the students later that Commission members are not same day in an attempt to relate available, but Dr. Stameshkin location and time. If it is not possible for you to meet with us in person, send your resume to: the events leading to his death, expects a decision later in the Barbara Blackson, CoreStates Human Resources, FC 1-3-14-23, P.O. Box 7618, Philadelphia, many questions remain week because they want to get the PA 19101-7618. An Equal Opportunity Employer. unanswered. investigation underway as soon as Dr. Grier Stephenson will chair possible. A fmal report should be the Commission, comprised of four compiled by May 1. faculty members, three students, The staff of The Grizzly feels Philadelphia National Bank one administrator, and one trustee. that the alcohol-related death of Dr. Ralph Taber, Dean of Franklin and Mar.shall sophomore Hamilton Bank Residential Programs, has been Johan Holmkvist is an important named as the staff support person news item for the Ursinus College First Pennsylvania Bank for the Commission. He will take community. We will reprint all New Jersey National Bank the minutes for the weekly articles which appear in the CoreStates meetings and help compile the Franklin and Mar.shall College Reporter the week after we receive • fmal report. In descnbing the committee's the newspaper from their school. t======News======February 4, 1992 The Grizzly U.S.G.A. Minutes Classified January 29, 1992 Ads -A local women's organization recently purchased 20 condom machines and will be selling them for about S50.00/machine. Studio Cottage is EARN $2000 + FREE COMMTITEE REl'uRTS: interested in purchasing six of them and placing them in campus areas SPRING BREAK TRIPS! will 24 A decision will be made in about two weeks as to whether or not where they be of hr. access to students. Some suggested areas North America's #1 Student LIT-inUS will contract out for health care. President Richter is weighing are: Reimert steps outside of 200, the Quad, and hbrary bathrooms. Tour Operator seeking the pros and cons of which plan will benefit more. It's possible that motivated students, -Fraternities' grades have dropped more than sororities in the past. lots of changes could take place. organizations, fraternities One alternative plan for study hours for frat pledging next month is to and sororities as campus open classrooms on campus with brothers monitoring their pledges. Last week, AFAC gave $400.00 to the French and German Clubs so representatives promoting will that they can sponsor a Cabaret singer who will be coming to Ursinus This allow pledges to study in a more quiet atmosphere and not work on pledging activities during the study hours period. Cancun, Bahamas, Daytona, in March. The IR Club was denied funding because the money was to and Panama City! be put towards a Relations Club that is academically related (students OTHER BUSINESS: CallI (800) 724-1555! would be receiving credits). The Lacrosse Club will be receiving $1200.00 so that they can hire a new coach. The money won't be Judd passed out copies of the Emergency Response Team Constitution ------released until the club submits the coach's name and time card to the Earn $10.501hr. Part-Timel and the Women's Soccer Club Constitution to be read by U.S.GA. AFAC. flexible hours in sales. members. Once the constitutions are approved by the U.S.GA. Executive Board, they must be approved by AFAC and then hopefully Campus Life is almO"L finished reviewing fraternity pledging proposals. (COLLEGEVILLE AREA) meet faculty approval. A few pledging rules were revised. Pledging starts on February 14. Call: 201-408-5558. The Classics Club modernized their constitution. They restated their If anyone has received an Academic Council survey and has not turned purpose and changed their amount of meetings to one per month. 10------it in, please do so as soon as possible so that they can be tabulated. HELP WANTED If any U.S.GA. member has any ideas for social events for U.S.GA. to The Wellness Committee will meet this Tuesday. sponsor, please talk to someone on the Executive Board. • EXTRA INCOME '92 • Wismer Renovation's plans for the Student Union are still on hold. U.S.GA. would like to host a Mini-Student Government Association Earn $200-$500 weekly However. a Capital Campaign might begin this May. Conference here- next fall for all the colleges in Philadelphia and mailing 1992 travel surrounding areas. The eking Hall Committee will meet this Tuesday, February 4, at 5 brochures. For more p.m. in the Faculty Dining Room. information send a self U.S.GA. would also like to have a Midnight Breakfast served by the addressed stamped envelope faculty during exams. Areas of Concern for he Semester: to: ATW Travel, P.O. Box 430780, Miami, FL 33143 CLASS REPORTS: -Cleaning Service 10------Financial Aid available The Senior Class is forming committees that will begin preparing for -Recycling started ago n on Monday. Recycling collection days for this graduation. immediately! Special grants semester will be Mor lay and Thursdays. Clear, green, and brown glass, program. Every student plastics #1-7, and aluminum cans should be deposited in their The Sophomore Class is thinking about having an Amateur Comedy eligible. No one turned respective boxes or bi as in each area. night. down. Simple application. -It's possible that a new company might be managing the Book Store Send name, address, and $1 There will be a Freshman Class meeting on Sunday, Feb. 2, at 6:15 when the present company's contract expires. P&H fee (refundable) to: P.M. in WPL. Student Services, P.O. Box -Parking does not seem to be as much of a problem. It has eased up a 22-4026, Hollywood, FL The next U.S.GA. meeting is scheduled for Wednesday, February 12, bit. The only problem that still remains is students not paying their 33022. at 7:30 P.M. in the U.S.GA. office. Hope to see you there. parking tickets. 10------Respectfully submitted, -Many complaints have been heard about the malfunctioning of the F A S T laser printers, copy machines, etc. in the hbrary and also about library Gina Solensky FUNDRAISING workers not being informed enough about library equipment. The Recording Secretary Ltbr Committee will be 100' into this. PROGRAM

Fraternities, sororities, College Environment Grows in Spite of Recession student clubs. Earn up to $1000 in one week. Plus receive a $1000 bonus ! WASHINGTON (CPS) - Despite While Louisiana reported a surprised by the continuing rise in used to be. People are using it in . the recession, college enrollment whopping 21 percent increase, college enrollment in spite of the different ways, like coming back yourself. And a FREE continues to rise, especially in less most states reported increases nation's severe economic for retraining or continuing adult WATCHjust for calling 1- expensive community and junior from 3 percent to 6 percent. problems. "College is not what it education." 800-932-0528 Ext. 65. colleges, says the American Bill Reinhard, a spokesman for Council on Education. the American Association of ------SPRING '92 According to the survey, which Community and Junior colleges, BREAK included two- and four- year says it is not uncommon to see private and public institutions, rapid increases in two-year college JAMAICA FROM $439 total enrollment for the fall term enrollment during periods of CANCUN FROM $429 rose in 12 states and dropped. in economic stress. FLORIDA FROM $119 three states, the council said in a "Community colleges have been report issues in late December. gaining over the past decade, and 1'RA VEL FREE! Community college enrollment have picked up a million and a ORGANIZE A SMALL increased in 14 of the 15 states half students in the past flYe I GROUP, FOR INFO AND surveyed, with only Connecticut years," said Reinhard, who points recording a decline. Connecticut, out that the average community RESERVATIONS CALL however, reported an increase in college student is 28-29 years of STUDENT TRAVEL the number of actual hours age. SERVICES 1'-800-648- scheduled by students. Reinhard says he is not 4849. Page 4 1 The Grizzly February 4, 19t1 ~~~~~~~~~~FeatureS~l~~~~~~~~~. ~ Sgt. Grizz ... "Nothing But Chez Wismer BY TOM WILUSZ the Bear Facts" Features Editor for parties?) All in all, we gave cream/brandy concoction the buffet a B +; it might have prepared flambe and served SECURITY HAS RESPONDED TO SEVERAL CALLS THIS h~ If you thought really hard about it, been an A without the tomatoes The dessert was definitely an A+; WEEK AGAIN TO THE AMOUNfS OF E XCESSIVE NOISE you would probably be forced to with cheese and vinegar. I think Eric wouldn't shut up about how LEVELS COMING FROM THE HOUSES ON MAIN STREET admit that you're not especially Pete Senescu summed up our good the banana-stuff was, and my AND ON CAMPUS SUITES. THE INCIDENTS HAVE BEEN fond of Wismer meals. At the feelings on his third trip from the chocolate torte was fantastic. REPORTED TO THE OFFICE OF RESIDENCE LIFE FOR very least, you'll admit that you table-"Hey, I can't fit it all on one I have to say that Wismer did a DISCIPLINARY ACTION!!! NOISE NOT ONLY AFFECTS enjoy eating out once in a while. plate." great job of making this meal a OTHER RESIDENTS BUT THE IMMEDIATE NEIGHBORS AS Well, for once the two aren't Then came the meal itself. The nice change of pace. The fOOd WELL. YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER WILL BE exclusive. On Thursday night, choice was between lobster, steak, was good. The service was gOOd GREATLY APPRECIATED BY ALL!!! Wismer offered a Dining Out or chicken. Not being a lobster (although I still wonder if the special, presented in the fan, I can't say anything about maitre d' at Chez Paris ever said 25 January 1992 at 12:45 A.M., Security responds to a suite in Reimert Alcove/Parents' Lounge. My that. The chicken, however, was "We're having some kind of Hall after being advised of an alleged fight in progress. The incident is editor and I decided we could do outstanding! I would gladly have dessert--some flaming under investigation by the Security Department. worse than attend-and I'm glad paid for such food in a restaurant, something,"). The ambience was we did. For a measly $2.50 (that's and it was certainly great for nice (presidential Dining Room THE SPEED LIMIT ON CAMPUS IS 15 MPH.... THOSE IN the price of four McBurgers, three Wismer. Eric's steak was plates and silverware, 01' Blue VIOLATION OF THE SPEED LIMIT WILL BE CITED BY THE with cheese), students were offered satisfactory but not excellent (then Eyes on the stereo, and of coune SECURITY DEPARTMENT FOR FAILURE TO OBEY THE table service, ambience, and again, even satisfactory steak is a the banana guy lighting brandy RULES AND REGULATIONS AND POSSmLE PRIVILEGE OF food ...good food! nice change of pace from pasta fires every once in a while). Only DRIVING ON CAMPUS REVOKED. A big buffet table was set up in and cereal), and the asparagus the turnout was less than excellent the Parents' Lounge, decked out (believe it or not, I'm an asparagus (surprise surprise, Ursinus), with 26 January 1992 at 9:00 PM., A student reports to Security that an with all kinds of appetizers: soup connoisseur) was okay. We gave only about a dozen students mixed obscene phone call was left on an answering machine. The investigation (very good), salads, crackers, and the main course a B overall; once in with as many faculty and continues. ... such. Of special note were the all­ again, not perfect but certainly community members. If Wismer you-can-eat shrimp with cocktail worth our while. ever decides to do this again, I 27 January 1992 at 4:30 P.M ., Security is advised of a possible theft that sauce (when was the last time you Finally came the dessert. There highly recommend that you scrape transpired sometime between the 24th of January 1992 and the 26th of had good shrimp for $2.50?) and were two options: the dessert cart, up your burrito money and attend. January 1'992. According to the student, a "Hewlett-Packard Scientific the coolest punch-fountain I've with various cakes and tortes; and Unless, of course, you're really Calculator" and a black "Boarskin" fold wallet were removed from a ever seen (is that thing available the banana forester, a banana/ice that fond of pasta and cereal ... suite located at Reimert.

REMINDER. .. EACH RESIDENT SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED TO KEEP HIS/HER ROOM LOCKED AT ALL TIMES WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM. IT IS IMPORTANT TO Guru Tom J ALWAYS KEEP ALL YOUR VALUABLES OUT OF SIGHT. IF This Week SOMETHING IS TAKEN, REPORT THE INCIDENT But far be it from Guru Tom to ,;; IMMEDIATELY TO SECURITY, TIME IS ESSENTIAL WHEN BY GURU TOM be bitter. I have, with wisdom and in RECOVERING STOLEN PROPERTY!!! foresight beyond mortal ken (and (Before we begin here, I would just only the smallest financial like to set the record straight on the incentive), taken my adversity and U.C. History matter of my alleged GUIU­ made it your gain. Many of you, infidelities. Certain stories and too , are unemployed. Some of you BY KRIS11N WHITE incriminating photos have been may soon be unemployed. Most Of The Grizzly appearing in the vicious gossip­ of you have never held down a Q. Dear Mr College, I'm gradudtlng thiS year and I have absolutely no pandering pages of certain tabloids, real job in your lives. (No, selling During this week in the put, Idea what to do With my life What now?-Baffled "factory surplus" stereos out of the Ursinus' history took a variety of A. Dear Baffled; Go to law school. leading people to wonder about my moral fiber. In my defense, I must back of a van in a Burger King foons. In 1945 this week, tile Q. Dea, Mr College, I've spent all the money my parents gave me for thiS semester Can I say--Lies! Lies! Lies! Why, I don't parking lot does not count.) The Intersorority council composed a borrow S300? I have enclosed a stamped envelope for your convenience - Broke rest of you, the employed ones, are list of changes for sorority rushiJli. A. Dear Broke; No. But thanks for the stamp. even know that blonde! She attacked me! Kissing? No, no, you the reason I can't find work. The two main changes included DO Q. Dear Mr ColIE"ge, My husband doesn t satisfy me sexually He Insists that I'm fTlg ld, Thanks. (But far be it from Guru while I maintain tnat he's Just not man enough for me Wha t d o w e do?-Less Than Pleased have it all wrong... I did not tell her rushing for freshmen and no larp A. Dear less Than; I'm pretty sure you have the wrong column, that the meaning of life was in my Tom to be bitter.) So, for the next rush parties; rushing was to oc:cur pocket...) few months, I will lead you, step at small parties or after cJinn« by step (real small steps, so you desserts by invitation only. GidI Times being what they are, I won't be boggled by my divine had to wait until Sophomore yell Environmental Notes guess it should have come as no Guru intellect), along the path of to rush and transfer students weft surprise when the Guru pool felt one humble Guru's quest for required to wait for an entire year. the bite of unemployment-but employment. A path that, happily, Also in 1945, a group ~ BY KRIS11N WHITE 100,000 Americans stopped who'd have thought it would come has ended with my employment at themselves the Breakfast Club, Of The Grizzly receiving junk mail, about 150,000 to my hill? "There just isn't such a The Grizzly. Yes, a path that began meeting every seamd trees could be saved per year. market anymore for Gurus,· they started out well enough-a young Sunday at 8:00 AM. to enjCJf Even at college no one is safe It is easy to eliminate junk mail; said. "Who wants to climb some handsome Guru, hanging out on breakfast. Their fU"St breakfast thiI from junk mail: envelope after simply write to Mail Preference remote godforsaken hill to talk to the hill, advising some of the most week consisted of: fruit, c:ere4 envelope of useless, uninteresting Service, Direct Marketing a Guru when, from the comfort of powerful men and beautiful corn muffins, fried potatoes, toIIt offers and information. American's Association" 11 West 42nd St., PO your own home, you can contact women in the world, subtlely and jam, scrambled eggs wJth. receive an average of about two Box 3861, New York, NY 10163- your OWN PERSONAL controlling the fate of nations­ salmon, and pie. million tons of junk mail a year; 38861, and ask them not to sell PSYCHIC! Questions about now a two-bit columnist for a This week in 1929 the athledf the average American spends your name to mailing list money? Romance? Deep-seated rumor-mongering ragshect in the council voted to recognize boxiIIt approximately eight months of companies. This will cut down the insecurities and an inability to shadow of a nuclear power plant. and wrestling as sports at UrsinJII, his/her life simply opening junk amount of junk mail you receive rationally interact with the world Oh joy, oh rapture. I hope that A team had previously bell mail. by about 75%. As for the junk as we know it? DiaL.· You get you will find the column as training unofficially under cod Aside from being plain mail you do receive, recycle it. the idea. So without so much as a uplifting and transcendentally Charlie Metcalf. annoying, junk mail is harmful to Even envelopes are recyclable severance check (cheap sons of...) joyful in the reading as it is in the And in 1930 this week, U~ our environment. If each person provided they do not contain I'm out on the streets, while those writing. welcomed a new prof~ saved their junk mail for one year plastic address windows. rich bastards (hope they rot in NEXf WEEK: "I'm a model, you Heinrich Peterson, ·fro Weitenfeld, Germany to t it would equal roughly one and a So go ahead-do yourself and Hades) lease out my hill to an know what I mean/As I shake my half trees per person, 100 million the environment a favor and get Adult World franchise. little tushy on the catw"alk." French, German, Greek tress in the U.S. alone. If only rid of the junk mail in your life. algebra. The Grizzly .Arts and EntertainlDent~r .• r.r The Library's Functional Art- Dave Binder Returns "The Bearkeep PEPE BYRMON the advanced and oh-so-accurate Of The Grizzly high tech security system in Myria BY MELISSA MILLER some of his songs, including hadn't quite been doing the job. Of The Grizzly ''Thank God I'm a Country Boy." While wandering through the You will note that this has been a Dave also told a story how he scenic Ursinus campus it is hard very wise and effective investment On Saturday February 1st, the heard some students at another for one to miss the odd looking both because the trap also legendary Dave Binder returned to school say they just saw a man lip­ statue that sits directly in front of functions as art (something that is Ursinus to for yet another sync to all of James Taylor's songs. the doors to the Myrin Library. obviously very important to unbelievable show. Dave is an Dave's show ended with a Climb the steps of the 'brary ann ' someone) and because with the Ursinus tradition and is best freshman orientation favorite, "The you will be greeted by 'The addition of the "catcher" one rarely known for his 1969 and James Unicorn Song," and as usual Bearkeeper" by Zweygardt. sees bears wandering among the Taylor shows. This year Dave everyone was pleased with the Granted, to the novice, encyclopedias or scammingMyrin's performed his "Any Reasonable event. Student activities advisor, untrained eye this statue may look extensive forestry book collection Request" show where the Ursinus Marc Appelbaum commented nothing like its given title. Then out the front door. student body chose what they saying, "Once again, Dave packed again, one could say this about all The fIrst bear ever caught by wanted Dave to play for them. the house with his great voice and the modem art on campus. To this innocuous looking but deadly From the moment Dave strummed audience interaction. He is a fmd the true resemblance one trap was important physical his fust chord until he left the tradition and will be returning in must probe deeply beyond the fIrst evidence of the success of the stage a little over two hours later, the near future." Sophomore impression of "what?". The Bears Out of the Library Plan the audience enjoyed a non-stop Monica Houser was also very constraining outer metallic strips (B.O.L.P.). The question then show. Freshman and campus excited about Dave's performance entwine cylindric rusting pieces arose what to do with this historic manager Rob Ladd said, "We and remarked, "I enjoyed the symbolic of a bear caught in its animal? Instead of simply stuffmg expected a big crowd and received whole show and particularly trap. Yeah, right. Ok, try this. and mounting the creature, the double the size. His performance enjoyed the dedication to Neil and Maybe the curving strips represent college chose to put it to more was simply unbelievable." Bob-'Under the Boardwalk.' He bars in a bear's cage at the zoo artistic use. That's right- you've Dave opened his show with Billy was absolutely fabulous and I am and the cylinders are guessed it. They took the bear Joel's "Only the Good Die looking fOIward to him corning representative of those pay-per­ down to Helfferich Hall and it Young," and continued his show back next year." view binocular things you plunk a became the ever-impressive statue with songs from Jimmy Buffett, Not only was the audience quarter into to see the bears up that still poses fIercely in the lobby Cat Stevens, America, Indigo thrilled, but as Dave was leaving close. Then again, maybe the today. Just think of all the Girls, and of course James Taylor. he commented, ''The new facility is statue doesn't resemble anything damage he could have done in the Some of the memorable moments really wonderful and intimate, and and the title was just. a random 'brary if 'The Bearkeeper" hadn't of the show included a Village as usual the crowd was awesome. I kind of thing. My money is on the snagged him! People medley where Some of always look forward to coming last possibility. Isn't it just like Ursinus to Ursinus' fmest men came up and here. Watching Marc and Kerrie Actually, the statue is a farce. combine pragmatic interests with danced to "Macho Man," "In the sweep up after the performance After extensive questioning of the artistic concerns? So, symbolic Navy," and "YMCA." The comedy was also exhilarating." We all will library staff, I was informed that statue or terrifying trap, this incorporated into his show was be anxiously awaiting Dave's ''The Bearkeeper" is not really a conceptually confusing art work also enjoyable and included return next year and wish him luck statue at all. It is a tricky that adorns the entrance of the making fun of John Denver and until we see him again. primitive trap that the college 'brary will continue to represent fmanced to catch any and all bears the true spirit of functional art at ~~~~~ that are trying to sneak into the Ursinus.- a combination of beauty , ~ Phoenixville's first Comic Book store!!! § library to steal books. Apparently and mixed purpose. Grarut Opening • 10% off purchase with this~ add through ~ 2J2919211!! The 10th Annual AIRBAND is just around the corner!! This historic event will take place on Friday, February 21, 1992 in Wismer i The Comic Closet § § 204 Bridge Street Dining Hall. 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Hamilton.) The resistance force is BY GAR DON ECKER his screen presence and his are Industrial Light and Magic's alarm goes off, big red letters also able to send a soldier, Kyle and ERIK MOORE deadpan one-liners have special effects. ILM specifically spelling "Silent Alarm" appear on Of The Grizzly Reese, to the past to protect tremendous audience appeal. developed for 'Terminator 2" the all the computer terminals to alert Sarah. Robert Patrick, who plays the T- effects to allow the liquid metal T- the intruders. These minor faults In "Hercules Goes to New ''Terminator'' has become a 1000, enters the movie with a 1000 to morph into other are mostly forgiveable except for York, " a young, muscle-bound classic science fiction movie, smaller stature and far less name characters and even objects. These nit-pickers. immigrant from Austria, Arnold because every aspect of the fLlm recognition than Schwarzenegger. revolutionary effects intensify the Both movies will be Schwarzenegger, made his bid for moves the movie forward. In In scenes containing both action and help make way for remembered as groundbreaking Hollywoodstardom. Unfortunately, addition to having Terminators, though, Patrick's more morphing effects in future for their initiatives in special this movie was not the blockbuster Schwarzenegger's massive screen performance almost upstages movies. effects and for edging SF closer to star vehicle for this former six-time presence, the directing is smooth, Schwarzenegger's. His determined, In addition to having a slightly mainstream popularity. And as Mr. Universe. and the action is intense. The emotionless stare and the more shallow story than Schwarzenegger's accent keeps Schwarzenegger appeared again story is as strong as the acting, execution of his assorted nefarious ''Terminator,'' ''Terminator 2" also improving (and so does his salary­ in 1984 in James Cameron's making the movie coherent and deeds make him a better villaiR has several glaring plot holes and he netted several million and a jet ''Terminator.'' The movie was successful as a whole. than Schwarzenegger was in inconsistencies; notice, for for 'TI"), one is sure that he'll be loosely based upon an "Outer In ''Terminator,'' the cyborg is ''Terminator. " example, that when the silent back. Limits" episode called 'The Glass unable to stop Sarah Conner. In Gone is the frailty and the Hand," written by Harlan Ellison. "Terminator 2: Judgement Day," innocence of Linda Hamilton's He traveled through time, the machines send a new, Sarah Conner. The knowledge of ~******************************** terminated a police squad, blew up improved Terminator model T- the coming war and her inability to E Spring Movie Schedule E a truck, and with the prophetic 1000, this time to kill John Conner stop it has driven her to gun incantation "I'll be back," became as a boy. And once again, the running and terrorism in order to ~ February 7,9 Terminator Weekend ~ one of the highest-paid movie stars resistance manages to send a train her young son to be the * February 8 Better Off Dead * of contemporary film making. protector, this time a re­ leader of the resistance. She begins ~ February 14,16 City Slickers ~ In the future after the nuclear programmed Terminator identical the movie in a psychiatric ward. * February 15 Animal House * war of 1997, machines have taken to the cyborg in ''Terminator.'' ''Terminator 2" is more action February 21,23 Thelma And Louise over and systematically Although the plot of oriented than ''Terminator.'' From ! ! exterminating the human race. The "Terminator 2" is mostly are-hash the opening scenes, when * February 28, .X- biggest obstacle. to total of the original fLlm, Cameron uses Schwarzenegger, naked, beats up ! March 1 Dying Young ~ domination is the resistance force a budget of close to $100 million gang of bikers, the movie is fast ! March 20,22 Naked Gun 2 1/2 ~ led by John Conner. The machines to create a tour de force of special paced, filled with broken bones * March 21 The Outsiders * resolve to eliminate this problem effects, action sequences, and high­ and explosions. Brad Fiedel's ! March 27,29 Hot Shots ~ by preventing his birth. They send intensity acting. sound track along with Guns N' back in time a Terminator Schwarzenegger, who has come Roses and George Thorogood !* March 28 Field of Dreams :f (Schwarzcnegger) to assassinate a long way from his Hercules days, songs complement the action. April 3,5 Soapdish * Conner's mother, Sarah (Linda is absolutely the star of the movi~; Also complementing the action * April 4 Beaches * ! April 10,12 Dead Again ~ * April 11 Lethal Weapon * Sams ~ April 24,26 Boyz in the Hood ! * April 25 Cartoons * Exhibit ~ May 1,3 The Fisher King ! * May 2 Vacation ..l(. Opens *********************************

BY DORIAN IACONIS sculptures, the patent numbers of Of The Grizzly the individual patterns are still visible. On Sunday, February 3, there The people at the exhibition was another opening reception at were from New Jersey, 4:00 P.M. in Berman Museum. Philadelphia, and the surrounding The exhibition was called "Lure of areas. Some of the people that the Phoenix: Sculpture by Doris were at the David Ellinger Sams." The sculptures were spaced opening exhibition last week were out on the first floor gallery. There also present. Barnes said that "it's were about 150 people at the start important for people to know the of the reception, and more arrived history of the area, " since throughout the entire event. There Phoenixville is just down the road. were only a few students at the Several people brought their whole exJubition, but Lisa Tremper families along. And of course there The Trappe Tavern Bames, the curator, said that were a couple of "reluctant students were "streaming in here" visitors" who were sitting down Main Street-Trappe,PA during th~ 2:00 P.M. Private throughout the whole opening Preview. reception; I assume they were Each sculpture is made up of dragged along against their will. several wood foundry patterns A good deal of the people (from Phoenix Pipe and Tube Co., present were art collectors. I formerly in Phoenixville) which remember one woman talking to have been joined together. The me about her own personal patterns were collecting dust until tragedy; apparently she couldn't Robert Sterlin, the former buy an of the sculptures because SPECIAL PRICES WITH president of the company, gave her house was already full of art, them to Mrs. Sams. However, she and there was no room for any COLLEGE I.D. had to remove all the dust and dirt more. I wonder if that occurs before she could begin to join the often. patterns together. On most of the r -Arts and Entertainment

Celebrity Corner Psychic Madman BY ANNETTE RAWLS result of screaming Chapter 11. single, country album, and country Ass 't Arts and Entertainment Editor Some key sale days are expected... male artist; Color Me Badd for New Kids On The Block ar best R & B single (I Wanna Sex Amazes and Entertains Well, it's certainly been an hopping mad, apparently because You Up); and (swoon) Bryan BY CARRIELUMI Karol wowed the crowd when he interesting week in the Greg McPherson, producer of their Adams for best pop/rock single Of The Grizzly made a piece of alununum foil entertainment industry. Perhaps the Hanging Tough album claims that with' 'Everything I do" ... bum a volunteer's arm. Karol also most controversial topic has been the Kids sang only 20% of the Starting May 35, Edd Hall, a Who was that long-haired man enticed the same contestant to Democratic presidential candidate vocals on the said album. former NBC page and graphic wandering around Wismer doing plunge his hand into an authentic Bill Clinton's supposed McPhersonissuingforawhopping designer for Late Night With David card tricks during last Thursday's fox trap. After some reservations, extramarital affair with cabaret 21 million dollars. Things that make Letterman will take over for Ed dinner? It was none other than Jim the "volunteer" took the risk and singer Gennifer Flowers. "She was you go hurl... McMahon when funny guy and ex- Karol, also known as the Psychic left with all five fingers intact. an acquaintance," said Clinton. Remember that cult classic T.V. Dorito spokesman Jay Leno Madman. He was given a preview The psychic portion of the show Flowers response: "He's show Grizzly Adams? Well Dan assumes responsibility as new host of what was to come in his show had Jim guessing random numbers absolutely lying." However, Billy Haggarty(whoportrayedthekindly of the Tonight Show... later that evening. Jim takes his from the phone book and audience Boy didn't exactly deny that he Grizz) almost lost his left leg until And last of all, worshippers and magic/comedy/psychic act on the members' birthdays. Karol held a was unfaithful during a 20/20 he had surgery this past week in devotees alike of Fox's Beverly road and has performed in such demonstration after the show which interview. Things that make you LA's Cedars-Sinai hospital. Before Hills 90210 will surely sleep easy places as Resorts in Las Vegas and had much of the packed Lower gohmmm... surgery, there was a 50% chance tonight upon hearing that the on the Morton Downey Jr. Show. Lounge begging for more! For those who dare to include that Haggarty could've lost his networkhaspickedupthehitsitcom He opened his show with r------. themselves in the' 'I shop, therefore limb... for2 more years (big swoon on this volunteers recreating a Star Trek Two New I am" generation, it surely must C&C Music Factory proved to one). Future episodes will probably Scene which culminated with Karol have been a kick in the 01' Visa be very successful at the American have the sideburned and sun- pulling a tom playing card from a Sculptures card when Macy' s department store Music Awards--the group scored a streaked gang going off to college whole cantaloupe. He also gave his filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. total of 5 awards, including best to partake in evenmoreescapades... version of a lie detector test in The 134 year old chain just isn't dance artist, single, and pop-rock Well, that's about it for now, which the volunteer was Grace turning enough profits to stay open group. Otherwinners: Natalie Cole entertainment fans. Until next "shocked" when Jim thought he but will still receive new shipments for best adult contemporary artist; week, stay cool and hang in there was lying. It appeared that the Campu s

~over ______the next few months as a Garth Brooks for best country there's certainly~ ______more to come. -J volunteer actually felt a charge! FROM COLLEGE SPRING BREAK '92 Roger Guenveur Smith to COMMUNICATIONS Two new sculptures by Tom CANCUN, BAHAMAS Perform in Lower Lounge Sternal, "Granite Column" and • 'Marble Bench" were installed FrOID $ 2,59 ! FROM COLLEGE include "United States of late last week on the south and east COMMUNICATIONS Emergency," "Conflict," sides of the Berman Museum of , · Roaad~gra~~CJI'k. Special to The Grizzly "Endurance," "Frederick Art. Both are gifts of Philip and ~Jact~~i h.aaDA1~~;::;;:: Douglass Now, " and "Christopher Muriel Berman, the Allentown art '_~...... ··~drlU· Movie and television star Roger Columbus; Then and Now." philanthropists for whom the BeaI;h.partIea ~l • HOCIIl m.. and. budd. - ".,.mtt1e8 Guenveur Smith will bring Smith studied at the Yale School museum is named. abolitionist Frederick Douglass to ofDrama, Occidental College, and "The Sternal works were given IV&\'UI~'K.oJ;I SMALL' GR~UPt EARN FREE TRIP! life in a one-man performance at the Keskidee Arts Centre, London, to the coUege awhile ago, and until Ursinus College on Thursday, Feb. as Thomas J. Watson Fellow. He now have been on exhibition at the I-BOO-BEAC'H-IT 13, at 7:30 P.M. in Wismer Hall, has taught extensively, and is the Woodmere Museum," said Lisa Lower Lounge. Entitled founder of Cityspace, a popular Tremper Barnes, director of the "Frederick Douglass Now," the Los Angeles performance gallery. Berman Museum. • 'They will now presentation is free and open to the be permanently installed here. " public. Marble used in the column Smith is featured in Spike Lee's sculpturewasquarriedin Vermont, "Do the Right Thing" as the and although the style of the piece stuttering Smiley, in "School is modem, Barnes said, "the Daze, " and in the upcoming symbolism of the column harkens "Malcom X. " He can also be seen back to Greek and Roman themes as City Councilman Ed Tanner in of grand architecture, strength, "King of New York," and as elegance and power." Professor Randolph on NBC TV's While the bench, which faces BURGERS. "A Different World." the campus driveway, is a piece of STEAKS. A FWE8E\.£CTION .. Of His theater credits include art, she added, "It is utilitarian: it OTHER ORI.L ITEMS COCItTALB s~ ANI appearances at the New York is meant to be used .• , MUNCHIES DOIoESTIC , N'OATED BEERS BAR&'GRILLE HWlAILE Shakespeare Festival, the Los Tom Sternal was born in AT THE LIMERICK GOLF ClUB Angeles Theater Works, and in a Minneapolis, Minn., in 1943. and 495-6945 495-5567 LIVE ENTERTAINMENT season of Pinter, lonesco and is currently cbairman and professor THURSDAY THRU SATURDAY Dickens at the Guthrie Theater. ofart at Morehead State University r.., ~ 8IIl6'!..IIm'f.ltIlER II J,mIIlAy NOyEMIIE8' A recent recipient of a Brody in Kentucky. His work can be ,...... ,. fAA7 Arts Fellowship for Multimedia found in many prominent private ~.n8ttI.I.I - -IT'T"'L- TERRY SMITH Penormance,J S Dl1·th f requent Iy collec:~ons. A number ofhis recent _ eu.J.o:.=. - ACOUImC ADCIC collaborates with video artists Ben works lake the form of benches • ... __ ---.;t-....__ ..... fIf_ ...... _U;: .. :::... ::1ck=:.::hIt=fIf~42&.=.:an::.:;LewI=._RcL=_ ____• R. Caldwell and Wesley M. Groves which the artist intends for the Ir. Their multimedia performances public to sit on and enjoy. This page produced on the Aldus Page Maker System. Page 8 The Grizzly February 4, 1992 ~~~~~~~~~§Opinions~~~~~~~~~~ The No Term Limitations Grizzly BY STEVEN GRUBB held, over 90% of the incumbents for ten years. But who do we really Opinions Editor are re-elected. have to blame but ourselves? If we Since these people are becoming want change in Congress it is we, The bumblings of Howell institutions, maybe once they serve the voters, who must make the Heflin, the intelligence-defying for a certain time they should get change. We cannot blame the Editor In Chief Eric Foellmer questions and comments by Strom out of office and allow new blood candidates for being elected. If Associate Editor A. Judd Woytek Thurmond, the deplorable private with new ideas to be inserted into they have the support base, the Business/Advertising Manager Adam Saget behavior of Ted Kennedy, and the our government. This idea is money, the personality, and most News Editors Megan Mendte right-wing rantings of Jesse Helms preposterous. We gripe about the importantly, the votes to get Erika Compton have led to an outcry by a growing fact our congress is doing such a elected then why should we stop Features Editor Tom Wilusz number of American citizens that poor job, devoid of any leaders, them with a law only allowing Arts and Entertainment Editor Sara Jacobson we must limit the number of terms but it is only we, the voters of the them a limited number of years to Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editor Annette Rawls our congressmen may stay on United States, who are to blame. serve in office? Sports Editor Laura Zobel Capitol Hill. Democrats and To make a law restricting terms Voter apathy may continue, but Assistant Sports Editor Harley David Rubin Republicans alike contend that for Congressmen is nothing more it also may come to an end. Opinions Editor Steven Grubb once a Congressman gets into than an excuse for an apathetic, Personally, in my home-town the Assistant Opinions Editor Ellen Sylvester office, they are very hard to get unconcerned electorate. largest turnout for an off-year Photography Editors Peter Senescu out. Money from Political Action It has been said that voters are election in years was seen for last Kristen Schwarz Committees and other interest most apathetic when they are November's election featuring Campus Circulation Manager John Petko groups, as well as a poorly experiencing the best of times. The Harris Wofford and Richard Computer Consultant Erik Moore informed electorate who know money-monging 1980's were truly Thornburgh. A sign of discontent Typist Extraordinaire Gar Donecker little about their representatives or a time of voter apathy. "Why is in the electorate? Perhaps. What Faculty Adviser Mrs. Jane Agostinelli senators, much less their change needed when things are we must learn is that if we, the opponents in an election are going so great?" many asked. people, are discontent it is we who Staff Members: Nick Baccino, Kristen Baldini, John Brobyn, Jeff mainly to be blamed. The widely must do something about it. If we Brown, Patti Bunt, Pepe Byrmon, Melissa Chido, Claire Ertle, Amy During that decade our Congress held feeling is that once you are want a new, fresh Congress, it is Flemming, Dan Flickinger, Trey Gelston, Bob Gonnella, Dan Greene, remained stagnant. Hardly anyone elected, you are set to be a we who must throw the old one Rebecca Heyl, John Iaconis, Katie Jones, Laura Lecrone, Carrie Lumi, left office, hardly anyone new Congressman as long as you wish. out. And we have the only tool tMelisa Miller, Christ in Outwin, Satsuki Scoville, Carmen Stockdale, entered office. Now we are faced Statistics support this assertion. In that can bring about change in our Siouxsie, Kris Wagner, Dawn Warner, Dave Weiss, Kristin White, Mark with recession and a pessimistic the last election (1990), 98% of government, the vote. To restrict Wilhelms, and Elaine Zelley. (although sometimes exaggerated) incumbents were returned to their outlook on the future with an Congressional terms would be an offices in the government. That artificial construct and an excuse Vtny omissio,"J ill the staff box is an unintentional Editors error. Our essentially identical Congress that figure is not atypical. In most once endorsed Reaganomics. It is for America's citizens because they Isincere apologies. elections, particularly years when nmy we cry for a change in were not exercising one of their no presidential election is being Congress after we let it stagnate most powerful privileges, the right ~e Grizzly was founded in 1978, replacing the previous campus to vote. Inewspaper, The Ursinus Weekly. The Grizzly is published and edited entirely by students, and the views expressed in the paper are not . Inecessarily those held by the administration, faculty, or a consensus of ..------­ the student body. Campus Memo

To further the intellectual atmosphere and bring about positive change BY RICHARD P. RlCIO'ER will go to Washington on February We will be asking legislators to on the Ursinus campus, the expression of opinion is vital. The opinions President of the College 5 and 6 to attend a National make all of education a number section of The Grizzly is an open forum for the necessary expression of 0 Summit of Independent Higher one national priority, the most pinion from all facets of the college community. LURE OF THE PHOENIX: Education, the first of its kind ever important investment this nation Opinions on campus, local, national and international issues are When the Doris Sams exlubition in undertaken. can make in its most important encouraged to attruct discussion and guarantee a wide range of responses. the Berman Museum opened on The broad-based effort to raise resource-its human capital. And It is preferred that opinion pieces be 200 to 400 words, typed and double February 2, it evoked a nostalgic the consciousness of lawmakers we will urge that higher education spaced. Atticles received by Thursday can be printed in the next wave among many who grew up in and the nation at large to the be an int.-:gral part of the planning Tuesday's issue of The ';rizzly. Submissions can be delivered to the stud the Schuylkill Valley, where the needs of independent colleges such for the nation's education goals. ent pUblications room on ti'e 3rd floor of Bomberger. iron and steel industry once and our students is being We will particularly emphasize reigned supreme. orchestrated by the National the need to assure every student. SEG & E~iI Sams used wooden foundry Association of Independent regardless of family fmances, a patterns left after the close of the Colleges and Universities true choice among all colleges, Phoenix Iron Company to fabricate (NAICU), our national lobbying public and independent. That a fantastic collection of figures for organization. translates into an urgent plea for her show-from a Phoenix bird Mr. Heefner and I will join more federal funding for students rising out of the ashes to a cello scores of other college who need tuition aid in the player. The function of the old representatives on visits to independent sector. wooden patterns still is lettered in members of Congress. We will try We have a long way to go to put black. Bus Sams has assembled higher education and the rest of and transformed these industrial to convey a sense of the urgency the public policy of the nation on artifacts into works of art that are surrounding the following: a winning course for the 'nineties. colorful, imaginative, and playful. -the problem of paying for A high-profIle exercise such as the college; National Summit in Washington is Along with the David Ellinger --the need to upgrade only a fust step toward having an equipment, especially in the collection in the upstairs gallery of effect on behalf of colleges and sciences; Pennsylvania scenes and patterns, their students. Still, it IS a fust -the onerous administrative and "Lure of the Phoenix" makes the step. I hope it has some useful Berman Museum a bonanza of financial burden of increasing effect. government regulation of colleges. local color. I encourage students to stop in and get the flavor. NAICU says dramatically in the summit papers, "Independent NATIONAL SUMMIT: colleges and universities are facing William Heefner, the head of the their most difficult time since the Ursinus Board of Directors, and I Great Depression." February 4, 1992 The Grizzly Page 9 ~~~~~~~~~~Opinions~~~~~~~~~ The Year in Review $.50 Pool BY JEFF BROWN ·Vanilla Ice-whoever stabbed his butt The Outlet Of The Grizzly should have aimed higher To the Students: • Anything on Oprah Winfrey 1991 has been relegated to the mists ·Boris Yeltsin Shop in the of history, and with 1992 weU on its • Racism Every now and then I'm asked why way, I felt it would be appropriate to ·The GAlA Controversy students have to pay .50 to play look back on a memorable year for ·Abortion pool in the gameroom when it was Ursinus and the world at large. • Iraq Marketplace free last year. The reason is However, due to a temporary lack of ·Breakfast Dates simple. We hired a new company imagination, this will not be an ·Demi Moore's Bloated Body to service the gameroom. Due to a insightful article that cuts through the ·Heartland Selections number of complaints, the old swirl of events to sum up the year in a ·This Column 466 Main St. Collegeville tidy paragraph. Rather, I chose to list vending service was dropped and ·Date Rape things Ursinus is really tired of hearing replaced with a better one. We ·George Bush's puke fest (but he did (112 block from campus) about: bit their Prime Minister) now have new and better games, ·Zachary Taylor (Hey! Oliver Stone! including two brand new pool ·The Bookstore Who killed him?) tables that were bought just for us ·Political Correctness "The Energizer Rabbit by the vending company. The • Apathy at Ursin us-I mean, who Re-discover the best kept secret in snacks. ·Police Brutality-The lAPD should cares? vending service suggested we enter·American Gladiators· ·Golden Anniversary Beer the good things you remember - plus more! needed only one pool table at .75 ·Roseanne and Tom Arnold-The ·90210 a game. I disagreed and requested Hollywood Heifers two tables at .50. The rental of. ·David Duke-Zieg Heil ·New Pledging Rules ·"The B-O-O-T is Coming!!· these tables is $50 a week all year ·Pete's Arena ·Berman Museum Additional 10 % discount round. I hope you have enjoyed ·William Kennedy Smith-Another our new gameroom. ··Co-Ed Naked ... • Shirts ·"Whaddaya doin' in May'!" Oliver Stone Film-WKS, The Sex wIUrsinus student I. D. card. Offender Conspiracy" F,'1III1IIIIt1l1H11H1~IIIIIILlllliliiluiiIUlii"IIIW_IlUllIllUIIIIBIlIIlIUIIUIIIIIIIUIII~IIIlIIUIIIINIIIIIHlIlllliIlN~ Sue Koester ·Wismer Table Segregation ·Baby Boomers a.k.a. Yuppies ·JPK-What will the sequel be?-JPK Coordinator of Wismer Center ··All Men are Scum· n - he's back, and this time, he's mad! Decisions, decisions, Don't Bash Criticism BY KATIE JONES Utopia if all words spoken or Of The Grizzly written were compliments. Hey, we DECISIONS! love to hear that we did a good How do you feel when your job. But, the second our efforts are work has been critiqUed? Were given less than the expected praise, You'll make lots of them. you hurt when others may have we become closed-minded. We are And while many will be difficult, you'll discover that found that you may not have afraid to hear that we are not as the toughest ones yield the greatest satisfaction. produced a masterpiece or -an perfect as we try to appear. admirable effort? When you submit a paper or At SEI, we'll provide you with unique situations to examination; you are in fa ct asking challenge your decision-making abilities. Our fast­ I have never given the subject of paced environment demands individuals with keen criticism much consideration until the professor or audience to share judgement - people who react qUickly, choose wisely, I enrolled in a poetry writing their knowledge and advice. Our and can adapt to a wide variety of situations. course this semester. Before the stubborn personalitie ~ make it syllabus was addressed, the difficult to admit that there may 1\s a leader in the financial services industry, SEI professor stressed that his future be an individual'-who may have a Corporation is dedicated to helping institutions and poets would have to learn how to differing perspective, or knows . more effectively manage their investable ~individuals handle constructive criticism. The assets and businesses. more on a particular subject than comments we would soon fmd on you. our verse may be disturbing to I suppose what I've babbled We'll be on campus! some. There are those who may about in this article leads to the Wednesday, February 5th take offense to being read and conclusion that we should open 9AM-4PM picked apart for their poetic merits ourselves up to scrutiny. Being and/or flaws. I had to laugh when able to take advantage of free If you are majoring in any the professor said that in the past, advice is a sign of maturity and of the follOwing disciplines: some students were hurt or angry, personal growth. My first poetic accusing him of poem bashing. attempt was returned last Friday. Computer Science But, was it poem bashing they So far, no publishers have arrived Business/Finance were perturbed about? Was it a at my doorstep. I am not hurt to Sales/Marketing vindictive plot of the instructor to hear there is room for Accounting unfairly "tear apart" something as improvement in my poetry. The personal as one student's poetry? professor's red pen did not "blast" then we would like to talk with you. I will admit that in certain Please contact your placement office my verse, nor did it write of its for details, or if you are unable to circumstances, I was truly annoyed utter brilliance. Instead of folding attend, send your resume to: when a paper was returned to me the poem in half and hiding it with what seemed to be a plethora away in a folder, I read the SEI CORPORATION of red. I will go even further to say comments more seriously than Human Resources usual. How does that reviewer 680 E. Swedesford Road that a couple of times, I skimmed Wayne, PA 19087 or skipped reading what was think I can better my budding written about the masterpiece I talent as a poet? Whether you're Equal Opportunity Employer thought I had turned in the hearing advice from a professor, previous week. Looking back, that relative or friend, welcome their 'was a childish way to act. Why opinions. You may fmd that these did I respond in such a foolish words can help you be a finer ..... manner? I've realized that I have individual. ~ not yet overcome my own None of us are capable of ...... insecurities when my efforts are reaching perfection, but critiqued. constructive criticism brings us We would live in a state of closer to that perfection. P 10 SpO t February 4, 1992 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••".:\e...... ••• *** . r S .L...... Ursinus Gets Pinned Rypien: Mark of Excellence

BY ERIC FOELLMER prediction that the Eagles would By Muhlenberg Editor in Chief beat the Redskins by three points team's morale by pinning Dave that week by saying, "I have jlllt problems in the lightweight Sunday, January 26, 1992. An BY LAURA ZOBEL Pfister in 2:04 in the 1st period. two words for you ... Mark Rypien. matches, which allowed exhausted, teary-eyed Mark Rypien Sports Editor His pin brought Ursinus to within This guy is a nobody, a no-name, a Muhlenburg to take a 15-0 lead. leaves the field in Minneapolis 8 point of Muhlenburg. nothing." Well, after leading the Terry Gallagher's decisive 10-2 win after leading his team to a 37-24 Last Wednesday, the Bears At 167, Josh Carter broke a 2-2 Skins to a 23-0 victory that night, helped put the Bears back into the rout of the Buffalo Bills and suffered their second loss in two tie in the 3rd period by recording Rypien went on to meet every match. Gallagher, who dislocated picking up the game's most years to MAC rival Muhlenburg other criticism with very few words his shoulder while wrestling against an escape, which gave him a 3-2 valuable player award. Hoisting 18-25. Coach Racich and his team victory and Ursinus was only and plenty of all-pro perfonnancea.. Muhlenburg last year, didn't let his daughter onto his shoulder, he were hoping to avenge last year's trailing 13-18. Doubtful reporters continued to the memory haunt him as he spots a camera and proudly offers loss, but his team came up short. harass the NFC's 2nd-highest rated dominated his opponent Chris Cannoe, who placed 3rd at a plural version of the phrase This second straight loss makes the passer during Super Bowl week. throughout the match. last week's tournament at Juniata, which victorious quarterbacks have Bear's conference record 0-2. While Buffalo quarterback Jim Billy Smith, who dropped to 158, had difficulty with his opponent made famous over the past several and lost 0-11. Kelly was being asked how many the restored the Super Bow!s: "We're going to With the last two weight classes endorsements he planned to add Disney World'" to his collection after the game, to wrestle and Ursinus down 13-22, For Mark Rypien, it was a the Bears needed two big victories Rypien put up with countless dream come true. After coming questions about his "lack of to defeat Mulhenburg. Brian back from injuries to his shoulder Edens, who wrestled against charisma," ''bad haircut," and his and knee and doing battle with a "inability to win the big game." Mulhenburg while sick with the flu nasty little fumble habit in his rust last year, was ill again this year. Rip responded the only way he NFL season, "Rip" has quietly knew how - by winning the big Edens put a valiant effort against risen to become one of the his opponent, but because he was game, and picking up the MVP league's most dependable leaders award to boot. I suppose die-hard weak from the flu, he didn't have with perhaps the deadliest long his usual strength, and lost 4-5. Rypien doubters could call this ball in the game. season a fluke. They might say he Scott "Tex" Flannery extended his Throughout his short career, is nothing without the Hogs to winning streak in dual meets to 25- Rypien has dealt with a barrage of protect him, or that the season 0, with a technical fall (18-3) in the criticism. Finding a Mark Rypien after winning a Super Bowl is 2nd period. fan before this season was less often the downfall of good The team has a week to regroup probable than Buffalo defensive quarterbacks, as the Giants' Jeff and get healthy before it faces end Bruce Smith being able to Hostetler discovered this year. To MAC opponents Susquehanna and keep his mouth shut for five me, however, the only valid Elizabethtown on Tuesday and minutes during the week preceding argument that stands in the way of The team looks on as an Ursinus hopes to even their Mac record to Super Bowl XXVI. Not even Mark Rypien becoming the next 2-2. wrestler pulls in his opponent. Harley Rubin, The Grizzly's own Terry Bradshaw is that haircut. sports guru, was willing to give Rip That's OK, Rip. You've got 10 or a chance. In his October 1 12 more years to work on that Harley's Haven, Rubin justified his Men Hoopsters one. Net Losses BY TREY GELSTON Junior Will Briggs added 16 Of The Grizzly points. On Saturday, the Bears travelled The men's basketball team to arch-rival Widener University, continues to encounter more bad still looking for their first league luck. In the past week, not only win. The beginning of the game have they lost two league games, looked promising for the Bears, as but even worse they have lost two Briggs scored seven early points more Senior starters. keeping the Bears close. However, Point guard, Glenn Delsignore, Widener's experience took over as B DY broke his toe in a game against they slowly pulled away and Haverford last week, and will be opened up a 15 point lead at the out for the season. Center, Andy half. Lesher, was diagnosed with a Any thought of an Ursinus TRANSIT stress fracture in his femur and he comeback in the second half was will also be out for the season. quickly laid to rest, as Widener Fitness Center Both of these players have played went on a 10-0 run and won the on the varsity team since their game 87-52. Get your Body off the couch and in to TRANSIT. freshman year, and their Briggs was the high scorer with experience and leadership will be 13 points. Freshman Jim sorely missed. Coupled with Gilmartin and Kevin McCall Absolutely NO ONE beats our prices (or even comes close!). Brendan Sharpe also being out for added 11 and 10 points the season, this means that only respectively. The Bears travel to * Free Weights one of the four seniors on . the Moravian on Monday and then on * Machines team, guard Marc Catald~ is still Wednesday, February 5th, they * Aerobics healthy. On Tuesday January 28th, the Apology: The basketball * Tanning undermanned Bears hosted the and swimming photographs in * Physical Educator on staff Shoremen from Washington last week's Grizzly (1/2f!,/92, College. The Bears put up a good page 11) were taken by Dave **Student discounts available with J.D. fight, but fell short 74-62. Sherman, Sports Information Ask about our tanning specials. Freshman Todd Long played his Director. We apologize for the 489-8855 best game of the seasOn-scoring 17 error. points, including 3 three pointers. February 4, 1992 S :Page 11 ****************************************~~***************************************. ports ~***~***::::t:ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.ttt ! Aquamen Swim Upstream Lady 'Mers Win Three in a Row

Debbie Williamson: 200 yd. BY BOB GONNELLA Men's Swim Team. BY LAURA LECRONE participate last semester, are back and adding depth to the ranks. We freestyle and 100 yd. back stroke, . Of The Grizzly The string of victories continued Of The Grizzly February 1st as Ursinus (5-5, 5-2) also have a completely new- face Abby Rosenbaum: 50 yd. freestyle among us. Cathy Subber is a and 100 yd. freestyle, Bridget Ursinus College's Men Swim destroyed Western Maryland 5-35. The women's swimming team Team continued to roll last week Out-swam, and maybe even more has been working hard and it is transfer student who has not only Cauley: 400 yd. individual medley. added to the skill of the team but Scranton University and with its convincing 123-75 victory importantly, out-cheered, Western paying off. The Lady Bears also the character. Her buoyant Western Maryland also fell to the over Scranton on January 26th. Maryland proved to be little match returned from Christmas break on personality and constant smile is mighty she-Bears. In the Western The win was especially sweet after for Ursinus. The victorious 200 the 5th of January for Camp positive reinforcement not only to considering that it came under medley relay, consisting of A. Judd Zackey. During these two soggy Maryland meet on February 1st Woytek, Mike Baganski, Drew­ weeks, the team trained intensively the team but to the Ursinus firsts were taken by Denise dimcult circumstances as the 'mers campus as well. Glad to have you Seibel and Toby Blanck set the to prepare for the challenging Schildt: 1000 yd. freestyle, Lisa had to travel three hours in order Cathy! tone for the ensuing onslaught. second half of the season. After a Wessner: 200 yd. freestyle, 100 yd to collect their victory. But as its Last weekend on the 25th of Steve Grubb greatly contnbuted to disappointing loss to GettySburg butterfly, Senta Bamberger: 50 yd. performance proved, Ursinus was January the Swimmers were pitted the effort with a pool record the Lady Bears came back and freestyle. Both relays finished flI'St . more than equal to the task. against Monclair State. With a 10:16.57 in the 1000 Free as did have won the last three meets. a5 well, creating a fmal score of 56 Double event winners were fmal score of 107 to 76, U.sinus Mike Baganski who turned in a This semester the team is to 37. turned in by Steve Grubb, Jeff let everyone know who ruled the season's best time of 101.9 in the coming back just a little stronger. The next home meet will be on Andrews, and Mike Baganski. waves. First place finishes were 100 Breast. Unless Elizabethtown Both Abby Rosenbaum and Jenn February 8th at 1:00 PM. Come Also, Jeff Brown broke the one turned in by: Kelly Crowers: 1000 chooses to cancel the Bears will Don, who were unable to out and support the team. minute barrier in the 100 Free yd. freestyle and 200 yd. Butterfly, with successive swims of 59.1 and continue their season Tuesday 58.8. All in all, it was a very before returning home this satisfying meet for the Ursinus Saturday. Lady Bears ************************************** SPRING SPORTS WRITERS NEEDED!!! If you like Back On Track sports, and enjoy writing, please contact Laura Zobel BY KRISTEN BALDINI On Saturday, the Lady Bears Gymnasts (454-0348) or Harley David Rubin (454-0115). Available Of The Grizzly broke their 6 game losing streak sports include: Baseball, Golf, Men's and Women's on the road by defeating Widener Lacrosse, Softball, Tennis, and Track. During the past week, the Lady by two. Freshman sensation Ellen Tumble Bears won their last two games Cosgrove, led the scoring with 19 ************************************* improving their overall record to points, Toni Wenger had 17, and Into Action 9-7 with eight games remaining. Betsy Laskowski came off the 1.0 01 J On Monday, January 27th, the bench to score 12 for Ursinus. Lady Bears came ready to play, The fmal score was Ursinus 64, BY LIZ MC DONALD and defeated Trenton by 16 points. Widener 62. The Lady Bears Of The Grizzly Senior co-captains Toni Wenger remain undefeated in the PAIAW and Megan Chmiel were league, with hopes of making the The gymnastics team was very standouts. Wenger scored a career MAC's. Their next home game is busy for the weekend of January high of 23 points, while Chimel on February 13th against Wesley. 24, when they travelled to Rhode had a career high of 9 assists. Come and support them!. Island College on Friday, and to SUNY-BrOCkport in New York on FREE Saturday. The girls defeated SCHOLARSHIP INFORMATION Rhode Island 149.7-140.95, despite nagging injuries to many of their FOR STUDENTS WHO NEED team members. The Brockport Invitational proved to be a success as the gymnasts' spirits soared and they landed in third place. Freshman MONEY Kristen Cornell beat the Ursinus College balance-beam record with 9.05, as well as tied for flI'St place FOR COLLEGE in the event. Cornell also took Every student is eligible for some third place on the floor exercise, type of financial aid regardless with an impressive routine of 8.7. of grades or parental income. r------Teammate Melanie Glick fell just I 10% disco~nt behind, yet placed fourth on floor COMPREHENSIVE DATABASE: Our data base of over 200,000 listings of scholarships and grants , ' with Ursinus College with an 8.4 routine. Cornell represent over $10 billion in private I . fmished the meet by placing fourth sector financial aid. I Student I.D. all-around with a 33.7. MANY AWARDS: Scholarships are available to It was a tough loss for the team students based on their career plans, ~------when they fell to Cortland last family heritage and academic interests. At. 29 & Main Street Saturday. There were some high UNIQUE RESEARCH: Our research department has Collegeville Shopping Center points to the day, as freshman located many scholarships including awards Sheila Campbell performed an for newspaper carriers, grocery clerks, • Collegeville, PA . excellent routine on the uneven cheerleaders and non-smokers. parallel bars and received her RESULTS QUARANTE~ ~ highest score this season, an 8.0. 454-1091 Rebec:c:a Turc:hik contnbuted along with Robin Munro, Kelly Borton, CAlL AHEAD YOUR ORDER WILL BE WAITIN Karen Drew, Christa Riccobono, and Suzanne LaDonne. The next meet is against Ithaca College at rii2iai~ FREE DELIVERY West Chester on February 8. =6 February 4, 1992 :.a;:l;***********************************. S ports ***************************************** .****************************************~ ************************************** **~ Step Medieval Aerobics Sports HARLEY'S HAVEN

BY HARLEY DAVID RUBIN The Flyers (pronounced FLY­ her favorite opera in order to Assistant Sports Editor Class to be Festival airs in Canadian) are slowly make up for leaving her out~ I stumbling into the oblivion of the 'The Magnificent Seven" t!iJ!, Hey, sports fans, I love ya! And Patrick Division cellar. While NOTE: That episode, in my I Offered Coming I mean that with every fiber of my they're down there, looking opinion, contained one of the being. While we're on the subject through old boxes left there by the funniest moments in television of being, and competing (which is FROM COLLEGE FROM THE old Rangers and Devils teams, history, when the gang was sitting I INTRAMURAL one of my favorite reasons for COMMUNICATIONS PROGRAM they should take a look at how around, all depressed over being), I'd like to pose the "dissing" Diane, when they Special to The Grizzly Special to The Grizzly each of those teams picked question: Why haven't some of our themselves up and got back on the spontaneously began the theme school's sports teams done better? The Fifth Annual Medieval winning trail. On the good side, from the movie. This week's Do you have the post holiday Granted, we are Division III, and Sports Festival for the Physically Ron Hextall is showing signs of Clamer House of Champions I blahs? Need help getting that body one of the smallest schools around, Challenged will take place at life in goa!, getting his goals­ Rules/Cheers Trivia Question 11: I back into shape? Intramural Sports but it seems to me that we do Ursinus College on April 6, 1992. allowed-per-game average down to What was the name of Nfl! has several offerings that can help have a lot of athletic talent here. Events will commence at 9:00 almost 3.00, which is usually good Tortelli's second wife and will! you-physically, emotionally, and Is it not being used correctly, or A.M., with the arrival of socially! enough for the top ten in the was the name of the singing I!l'O!m are people just participating for she was in? This question, on a participants and a grand parade New this semester is a low to league. ITS A SHAME THAT: another line on a resume? I know level from 1 to 10 (10 being through Helfferich Hall. Closing moderate impact Step Aerobics the scoring "punch" that GM Russ that in my own case, it's for the extremely difficult), is a whopping ceremonies will be at 1:30 P.M. will Farwell acquired wouldn't knock class which meet every sheer enjoyment of the sport and The theme for this year's festival is down li'l 01' me at 130 pounds. 9! Before I get out of here, one Tuesday and Thursday from 12:10 the competition (not to mention "Adventures of Robin Hood." Co­ There really isn't any news from more time: I need to fmd someone to 12:55 P.M. This class will be the glory). I just wish that more sponsors of the event are the the Phillies or the Eagles, but my to fill my shoes (yeah, good luck) located in Gym 3 of Helfferich people took it as seriously as some Ursinus College Department of sources tell me that t.here will be as Assistant Sports Editor for neat Hall and is open to all of us do ... Health and Physical Education, soon. Stay tuned to this column in year-anyone interested, please get aerobicizers! Starts January 28th. On the lighter side, let's go on and the Montgomery County the next few weeks. By the way, in touch with me. It's a fun job Low Impact Aerobics will again to the Sixers. Charles Barkley is Intermediate Unit. there are only four weeks until the and there are lots of benefits to be offered this semester in the still on "vacation" from the media, Ursinus student volunteers are official start of spring training, spending Sunday nights in the Helfferich Hall Wrestling Room and each night after a game will crucial to the success of the Opening day is April 6, but long Publications Room. from 12:10 to 12:50 every Monday, only tell reporters which tropical Medieval Sports Festival. Last year before that, your Ursinus Bears Unfortunately, I can't think of any Wednesday, and Friday. isle where he is tanning and approximately 150 Ursinus will be competing. Remember to right now. Until next issue, rm High Impact Aerobics meets golfmg, often giving a weather students volunteered to help. Each come out and cheer us on, or else. Harley David Rubin, and no, I Monday-Friday in Ritter Gym, report. ITS A SHAME THAT: year the Sports Festival has grown wasn't named for the motorcycle. Monday-Thursday from 4:30 to the team's defense has been on Last week's Cheers Trivia larger, with more participants and 5:30 and Friday from 4 to 5. vacation most of the season ... answer: The gang took Diane to more events. Therefore, pre-event The 3 on 3 Schick Super Hoops preparations require more Basketball Tournament starts on ------. ------­. * volunteer workers than ever February 3rd. Registration of before! We need you! If you can teams began on January 20th and donate time, as little as one hour, ENDS January 31st. Men's and we have a task for you. Pre-event Women's teams are welcome, and ~ SPORTS BEAT : jobs include construction of props, the winners in each division will 1} * decoration drawing and/or cutting receive t-shirts, gym bags, and the 1} Tuesday, February 4 * and painting, costume making, and opportunity to play in the state 1} Wrestling v. Susquehanna @ Elizabethtown 7:00 p.m. fund .raising. tournament at University of Applications are also underway Pennsylvania in February. Sign up 1} Swimming (M&W) at ·Elizabethtown 7:00 p.m. 1} for costumed characters for the NOW! 1} * Festival. This is your chance to be Five Player Basketball * ,. Robin Hood, a merry thief, Friar (Women's and Men's) begins ~ Wednesday, February 5 1} Tuck, a king, queen, knight, February 10. Registration deadline : Men's Basketball v. Johns Hopkins 8:00 p.m. ,. juggler, jester,_fortune teller, etc. is February 7th, so form those COL LEG E teams and register ASAP. ORGANIZATIONS, CLUBS, Registration forms for both 3 on )} Thursday, February 6 : SORORITIES AND 3 and 5 player basketball are )} Women's Basketball at Swarthmore 7:00 p.m. FRATERNITIES, ARE available from Trey Gelston, Jere ENCOURAGED TO GET Luongo, Stefanie Kiefer or 1} t INVOLVED! Helfferich Hall #29. 1} Friday, February 7 • For more information, or to If you have questions regarding volunteer, contact Dr. Laura any of these activities, contact Dr. 1} Women's Indoor Track at PAIAW 6:00 p.m. Borsdorf, Helfferich Hall #29, Laura Bor~orf, HH #29, Ext )} extension 2456. 2456. )} Saturday, February 8 •It 1} @ r------~------_,I Gymnastics v. Ithaca West Chester 2:00 p.m. I 1} Swimming (M&W) v. Susquehanna 1:00 p.m. ,. I * I I 1} Men's Basketball at Penn State-Harrisburg 3:00 p.m. I Sharon Streeter I Sales Representaliv"e )} Women's Basketball at Franklin and Marshall 7:00 p.m.• • I 1} Wrestling v. Mansfield @ Lebannon Valley 12:00 p.m. ,. 1} ~ )} Sunday, February 9 ,. )} Men's Indoor Track at Haverford 6:00 p.m. ~ 1}

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