Thursday, November 8, 1979 the Cord Weekly Volume 20, Number 9 Ex-prof, WLU disagree over contract

by Karen Kehn statement on the issue. national committee which meets Dr. Tayler said there was good under the new one", stated Dr. When Dr. Ivy Bennett's contract Last week a committee ofenquiry once every- six or seven weeks, reason why they didn't issue a Tayler. Dr. Bennett was still under with WLU ended on June 30, she from the Canadian Association of explained Professor Copp. The next second contract. He said the situ- the old system. She would have had was told she wouldn't be rehired as a University Teachers (CAUT) heard meeting will be in late Novemberor ation is not negotiable. to have been given a second contract professor in the Faculty of Social Dr. Bennett's position as well as early December„but a report will During her term as a professor at before further negotiations Work. Dr. Frank took Turner, the Dean WLU's as presented by Dr. Tayler, not be available until some time in WLU, Dr. Bennett said .she was place. of that faculty at the time, gave President of WLU and Dr. Weir." January. given oral reassurance that the At the hearing held at the end of student grievances as the reason. Dr. The committee will look into the Professor Copp would give no contract was only a formality. She her term, the committee recom- Bennett said he refused to elaborate. situation, interview people and further comments because the said she was told by Dr. Tayler, then mended her to keep going on with When contacted a by reporter, report on the issues and procedures. committee operates withov t the Vice-President: Academic, that the candidacy. Dr. Turner, Dean of Dr. Weir, the present Vice-President Professor Terry Copp, President publicity. she would get a hearing on a theFaculty ofSocial Work, rejected Academic, would not comment on of the WLU Faculty Association, When the CAUT has compiled its candidacy appointment at the end of the advice of the committee. why she wasn't rehired. He said the said they are waiting for a report report, they will send it to Dr. her term. Dr. Tayler stated that he Dr. Bennett said Dr. Weir feels university had not issued a public from the committee. CAUT is a Bennett. After she peruses it, a final told her she wouldbe considered for there shouldn't even have been a report will be submitted to the a second contract after her first one hearing. Academic Freedom and Tenure expired. If a second contract was Committee of CAUT. issued, then a tenure hearing would Dr. Melichercik. acting Dean of If CAUT believes Dr. Bennett's take place. the Faculty of Social Work, was on grievance is justified,.; they will A candidacy appointment is a new sabbatical at the time. He said the Win your case censure the university publicly. form of contract which leads directly issue was essentially handled by Dr. Professors would be advised against to a tenure hearing. "Some are Turner, who is now Vice-President: FRIESEN working at WLU. under the old form, and some are Academic at Laurentian University. CARL WLUSU Board BY PIC SUB proposals, honoraria

by Mark Wigmore and degree at convocation would be presented the Student Survey and The WLUSU board meeting continued. There had been some the proposals of the committee to Sunday night was dominated by discussion at the Council about the board. After what best could be discussion concerning the new floor charging the recipients for the hood described as heated discussions, of the Student Union Building, and and degree. The Student Union arguments and near fights further discussion on the topic was representatives at the Council felt concerning the adequacy of the deemed necessary as the proposal on that this would cheapen the report and various other things, the use of the floor was sent back to the convocation and insisted the board decided to send the proposal building committee for further tradition of hood and degree be back to the committee for further study continued. study, empowering them to look Sutherland also told the board into space allocation on boththe old First at the meeting, Director of that he once again assured that floor and the new floor. Tim Johnson, Director, wants to students get a fair chance. see Student Activities, Cathy Rivers administration that the Student The board then proceeded to give on Orientation, Union would use the whole of the the committee some ideas about by Mary Sehl Highway and Traffic Act or possess- reported Oktoberfest and floor what needed be re-examined. Jeff Are you having those annoying ion charges. He claims over 250 Homecoming new second ofthe building. He to which brought landlord problems? Or perhaps you cases were handled last year.Many she said were all "a success". also sail he to the Council Blakely made a motion that the She stated that the actual losses on student complaints concerning the committee look into the financing/ had a little too much to drink last of the problems can be solved in the events would were feasibility possible outside weekend and ended up with a little Small Claims Court which Johnson be and a lot high prices at Western for the and less than budgeted. Rivers Laurier-Western funding (such Wintario) for more than a speeding ticket. Well, if says usually does not require a law- also game earlier in the as an mentioned that she would be going year. Sutherland also explained to elevator in the Student Union you are wondering what your next yer. In such cases the staff members to the Honorarium committee with' the board the situation surrounding Building the handicapped. step should be, try the Legal Aid can give the student an idea of the for suggestions on adjustments WLUSU employees' within Several board suggested Office in the Student Union Build- legal procedures they face if they to the status members honorariums within the Board of WLU's employee union. He said that the committee look into the ing. It's right off of the student decide to take their case to court. Student Activities. that WLUSU would probably have need for washrooms on the new lounge and has a spanking new sign Although the staff cannot tell Mike Sutherland then gave the to give up theright to hire and fire its floor if a licensed facility is built. on the door to help,you find it. students whether or not they have a report of the President in which he employees if it wanted its staffto be Suggestions were also made The Legal Aid Office is open case, they can help them to follow presented the German Club budget, able to join the WLU association concerning moving some of the Monday through Friday from 10:00 the correct procedure. The Legal report to receive job security of offices afound WLUSU -Central. to 4:00. A telephone recording a lawyer on staff and the from the President's and the the Aid Office has local Council. association. Suggestions concerning Small service is available for calls after consulting purposes as well as .for After some initial discussion, Sutherland mentioned that plans Legal Aid and other topics hours. contacts with a number of Clubs. concerning of were under way for seating in (he abounded until it was decided that- Tim Johnson, Director of Legal governmental agencies. the adequacy the membership fees being charged concourse for approximately 45. the committee a satisfactory Aid, urges WLU students to turn to Staff members do not go to court had. members, the German Club budget framework from which to operate. this service for the advice and with their clients, but they will of $136 was accepted. The centre of discussion for the After a quick discussion about information they need when things follow through until the client has In the report from the President's night was the Report of the arrangements for Max Webster and get a little rough. Johnson is a concluded his case. They are also Council, Sutherland assured the Treasurer, John Bazilli, who, as the the next OMB meeting, the meeting student, entire staff of the able to show studentswhere they can and the board that the traditions of hood chairman of the building committee. was adjourned. Legal Aid Office are student go in the community to receive funds volunteers who want to help other for legal assistance, and will help students get a fair chance in the them fill out the necessary forms. sometimes complex world of law. Johnson claims one of the major Licenced facility Johnson gives the ten volunteers, problems the staff faces is in finding — currently working in the office a run- whether or not the client's case has down of general office procedures, been resolved. They usually receive and then sends them on their way, little feedback, and as far as he can a with respondents letting them learn how to deal with remember have never been thanked favorite situations as they meet them. The by a student for their services. This, time service is always free and confident- along with the fact that staff by Mark Wigmore commuter lounge and 154 total to 128. ial. members are not paid, is one of the wanted a cheque-cashing service. Following the Chinese Students Johnson says the two main ob- drawbacks for the student Workers.. The student survey conducted by The night-time licensed facility Association was the suggestion ofa jectives of the service are to advise Legal Aid is totally funded by WLUSU's building committee has would be part of the' commuter Box Office for ticket sales with 96, the student and to show him or her WLUSU and therefore is 'not re- been completed. lounge and would be sectioned off more student employment with 77, the best direction to pursue in order sponsible to WLU. Costs include The survey done two weeks ago at night for special events. The enlarged games room with 64, to resolve the problem. He says they fees for the lawyer on staff, money was intended to get student input commuter lounge would be similar Information Booth with 55, Small will "help the student find out the for Johnson, who receives an into the use of the new floor of the to the University of Waterloo Clubs Offices with 50, retail outlets ramifications of the problem" and honorarium, and office expendi- Student Union Building before the Campus Centre and would be filled with 34, Radio Laurier 17. Post give him or her an idea of the tures. decision wasmade by the board. The with soft-chairs and couches. The Office with 15, Student Publications complexity the case may involve. building committee, charged with cheque-cashing service would allow 6, 24 hour lounge with 2. and an According to Johnson, about As the interview drew to a close, a conducting the survey, set up a table students to cash small cheques on elevator and a Lost and Found with 50% of the cases involve landlord- triumphant student arrived to thank in the concourse on two successive campus. 1 apiece. tenant problems, and the majority of Johnson and Legal Aid lor their days and attempted to get students The next highest number was that The results of these surveys have therest involve violations under the help. He had won his case. to fill out the questionnaire. of the Chinese Student Association been used and are being used by the As a result of their efforts, 350 which asked for a Chinese Student building committee arid the students gave enough of their time to Clubhouse and Library. Along with WLUSU board in making the Three more Cords fill out the short survey. Of those 14 suggestions on the survey, the decision on the use ofthe new floor. students, 182 wanted a night-time Association submitted a petition The final decision on the use should before Christmas! licensed facility, 173 wanted a day- with 114 names on it to bring the be made within the next month. 2 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,1979 CUA: to your benefit

by Karen Ainslie major decisions. He decides what is The Commission of University a major issue and in liaison with his Affairs is an advisory body within staff determines what action is to be WLUSU which deals with political taken on the issue. He is also affairs, unlike its counterpart the for touch responsible keeping in ' Operations Management Board with other universities,and the OFS. which deals with business matters. Sturrup is also an elected memberof The Commission consists of six two other committees, the Senate members who meet periodically to and the Selection Committee ofthe BERNOTAS set policy, and is chaired by Tom Dean's Advisory Council. Sturrup. Sturrup's assistant, Debbie PETER Sturrup was appointed last ,Michie, is the Research Co- BY February for a one-year term by a ordinator and she is responsible in PIC committee consisting of WLUSU liaison with three assistants to President, Mike Sutherland, last ensure that all of the student Your Student Union Building is no longer on stilts. Both foundation floors are now in, ana year's Commissioner, and a member positions of the committees are insulation will soon be installed. of the Board of Directors. Sturrup occupied. She also chairs the Inter- then appointed a staffofsevenother Residence Council and the Advisory on the students' behalf. Council on Off-Campus Housing. students. studentsresponsible for carrying out Commission to respond to import- The Commission also maintains a Basically she helps Sturrup in Frank Erschen is the Manual policies set by the commission. ant issues that arise in meetings and fairly extensive Central Resource tackling all important issues by Program Co-ordinator and he There are really xtwo main ,if necessary act upon them. Library containing all the minutes of conducting research. As Business works in the Central Resource functions that the Commission The Commissioner is in fact the committee meetings and student Manager of the department she also Library maintaining and updating serves. The first is to maintain a day- official voice of the student and acts government meetings. It contains, as makes sure the Commission does all the manuals used by the WLUSU to-day watch on the activities and on behalf of the student body. In well, a few periodicals produced by not exceed their budget. Board of Directors, Board of meetings of all the committees that order to obtain student opinions various groups like the Ontario Michie has three Research Governorsand the student members meet regularly. These include they schedule open forums for Federation of Students (OFS), the assistants working with her in these of the Senate. committees like the Senate, and students to express views, run National Union of Students (NUS) areas. John Honsberger is the Laura Hamilton is the Librarian Board of Governors. The surveys, and write letters to the and other politically-oriented Senate Research Assistant. His main ofthe Central Resource Library and Commission tries to ensure that a Cord. student groups and student job is to attend all meetings of the her main jobsare filing and updating representative attends each meeting, Once the Commission has deter- governments. Senate and as many other committee information, and making it and where this is not possible the mined the official stance of the As Commissioner of this organi- meetings as possible and to report available to students. Commission obtains the minutes of student body, they can meet as a zation, Sturrup is responsible for back on these meetings to the The Legal Aid department, which the meeting. The other function, committee to decide how to best put appointing his staff, chairing meet- Commission. Renee Guttmann is operates autonomously with the directly related to the first, is for the forth the student viewpoint and act ings ofthe Commission, and making the Ancilliary Enterprise Research Commission, is directed by Tim Assistant. She deals with organi- Johnson who is assisted by a zations not directly related to volunteer staff of twelve students. academic services like parking, food This department provides free legal services, the Bookstore and direction for students in order to residences. She also tries to ensure help them determine if they have a that student members are sitting legitimate case. The department also on each committee. Christine Derks retains a lawyer for consultation. is the InformationCo-ordinatorand she keeps records and minutes ofthe In short, Sturrup says the job of Board of Governors and other the Commission is to "adequately committees and also is responsible represent the students in what we HAVE A COLTONE. for distributing information to the feel is their best interest."

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NEWARK, N.J. (ZNS) It maybe not currently having a sexual all talk and no action when— it comes relationship with anyone, and only to sex on college campuses.-" eight per cent ofthe menand five per cent ofthe women said they had had A study of622 students at Rutgers intercourse with more than one University in New Jersey has found person. that although students are talking The study also found that of the about sex, few seem to be doing men who claimed to be sexually anything about it. experienced, 30 per cent said they had had sex less than 1-1 times in the The survey by Rutgers counsellor proceeding year. Of the sexually Pat Murphy found that 56 per cent experienced women surveyed, 29 per of the men and 50 per cent of the cent said they had sex less than 11 women questioned said they were times in the preceeding year. Remember

Since Remembrance Day falls on a Sunday, this year, a service will be held by the flagpole on University Avenue, just outside the Torque Room, on Friday, November 9 at This ceremony 11 a.m. takes place every year at WLU and includes a tribute given by Dean Nichols, the Dean of Students, the lowering of he flag, placing of the wreath, a prayer and the playing of the Last Post. The ceremony only takes a few minutes so please take time to remember. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,1979 3 Turret...telling it like it is by Carl Friesen A more important reason for the have long reel-to-reel tapes ofsofter Laurier students and so they should turnover of eight or nine, he says, The Turret is due for some more change is that people's ideas on music playing in the afternoon not have to stand around outside but most students whostart working changes. Mike ("Bones") Belanger, entertainment are changing. Bones which will not disturb those who waiting to get in. for the Turret continue while they WLU. Lounge Supervisor, says that fewer says. More people, such as extension want todoschoolwork intheTurret. It's not a Speakeasy . . are at live bands will be scheduled in the students, would prefer to come up Rules "The liquor inspector just.loves Money Matters . future, being replaced by more DJ's just for a drink or two after their One thing.won't be.changing.and this place" says Bones. Strict rules Bones says that. . the Turret often playing recorded music. evening class, but do not like having that's the rules of the house. Bones are enforced especially regarding operates at a loss financially, A few big name bands will be to pay a cover charge. says that the rule against allowing fights; those who are involved' are especially when it is open during the scheduled instead of the smaller Most ofthe bands scheduled have minors in is very strictly enforced. often barred and maybe expelled afternoons and during the summer. bands formerly in the Turret most cost between $700 and$1500, Bones ID cards must be shown, and all from school. These rules help Late nights . . Thursday nights. says, and there is a total of about non-WLU students must be signed provide a good atmosphere in the Steve Bell. says that the Lounge Bones says that part of the reason $150 extra overhead which pays in by a student from Laurier. Turret. As Bones says, "you don't Policy Committee has no definite for thechange is thefact thatLaurier such expenses as the electrician and Bones and John Baal, who is have to worry about getting plans to expand the Turret hours, is less of a suitcase university this the students hired as roadies tocarry Chief of Security, both say that punched in the nose". but Bones sees this as inevitable. He year, with more students around on equipment up the stairs. He adds many WLU students don't realize i Jim Gilliand, who is the Liquor says that it's possible the room will the weekends. This means that there that the profits from the bar usually that if they sign somebody in they Control Board Inspector start serving liquor at 2 p.m. on are more students in the Turret on are enough to pay the Turret staff. are responsible for her or his responsible for the Turret, says "I Fridays. Friday and Saturday nights, and not Times change ... behavior. think they do an excellent job Except for the present Friday I as many show up for the live bands . there", and the "excellent a.m. closing, there are no plans to Physical, changes are coming as Baal describes one'case ofa WLU on Thursday. well. Bqnes says that there are plans girl who signed in several students management there" is partly have the room open later than 12. The nights when a band was there to introduce more of a club-like from UW who later that evening responsible. Even the one night the Turret is used to be a complete sellout. Bones atmosphere; these plans include broke several lamps on campus. As Gilliand's job involves doing spot open lateY does cause problems. says, but they found, last year and better chairs, more large low tables, it happened, the men in question checks for minors, over- John Baal says his securityforce is this, that a band night often losestoo and about 20 hanging plants with paid for the damage, but if they had intoxication, and observance of fire already stretched rather thin and the much money. maybe a few larger ones near the not, the WLU student would have regulations. 1 a.m. closing means that there has Bones adds that good cheap entrance. had to pay the $800 bill. He adds that he sits in on to be at least one officer on duty staff bands are getting hard to find. The Plans for changes such as these Perfidious foreigners ... executive meetings withTurret until around 3 a.m. Since the CILR and other DJ's, on the other will have to go through the Lounge Baal and.Bones both agree that occasionally and discusses the university would not consent to regulations, especially with new Baal says that he hand, play guaranteed danceable Policy Committee first. UW students coming to the Turret hiring more staff. music and admission on these nights Steve Bell, who is Lounge Policy can be a problem. Bones points but staff. and his force have to put in a.lot of overtime. He adds it is getting hard is free. He feels that many students Chairperson, says thatthese changes that UW students in the Turret are Jobs for Students . find who are willing to come up to the Turret to meet have not yet been officially off their own campus- and don't Part of the Turret's. service-to-. to people people, and the music on the DJ considered by the Committee, and really care if they are barred from students policy involves hiring work late on Saturday nights, and feels that students should get more nights is not too loud to talk. are by no means definite yet. the Turret as much as Laurier students part-time. Bones says that Plans are more definite that students would. there are about 25 hired for the bar, involved in regulating pub patrons. that Turret staff The Turret Presents . . CILR's speakers will be Baal adds that there is often a bit about six for student security, about He does say the Security. Live bands were scheduled.this permanently mounted from the of between students from seven roadies who carry cooperates well with animosity equipment Cathy Rivers, Director ofStudent year until the week of Oktoberfest. ceiling. There is also the possibility different campuses, especially after up to the Turret, and about five who Activities, says "I think that Bones says thatafter this date, many that they will be getting their own football games. bring the drinks up the stairs.. students see their workload of booth to store their equipment in. Regarding the $ 1 cover charge for Bones says that contrary to Security does an excellent job and should be commended." studies piling up dangerously and The jukebox formerly in the non-WLU,students on the DJ nights popular beliefthese jobsare open to feels the Turret is a good their finances getting rather low. Turret kept breaking down, Bones is based on the philosophy that the anyone who is a full-time student at She that service for the students. Because of this, fewer feel they can says, and so it has been removed/He Turret is intended as a service to the Laurier. There is a usual yearly afford the time or money to see a live adds there was often conflict band. between those who wanted to listen The Turret is run as a service to to the jukebox and those who the students, he says, but it can't wanted to watch the big screen TV. afford to lose too much money. Bones says that there are plans to

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Ulmanis, Station Manager, hopes to see incorporation soon. CILR is in the process of having The Board of Directors for CILR their incorporation approved. Once has been tentatively set as a on a they are incorporated, they can president, one disc jockey assure that only Canadians are on rotating basis, one executive and the Board of Directors of the radio two members of the student body, WLUSU. The StOfl station, in compliance with the regu- subject to approval by up in a Oil lations of the.CRTC. corporation would be set of Student 1 At the present, Kris Ulmanis, similar manner to that ff"- Station Manager of Radio Laurier Publications in which a separate Rum flavoured. has taken their proposed by-laws to Board of Directors determines a budget to Wine the planning committee for their policy, and presents dipped. funding. approval. There appear to be a few WLUSU who provides CILR is incorporated, a problems to be ironed out before Once which usually takes about approval is given, and the fact that procedure they will have to McMaster's radio stationfolded last three weeks, CRTC to be week may have some effect. reapply to the on cable. WLUSU also has to approve their considered for a position have and thereby state Since the CRTC does not incorporation it their existence, before the offices of hearings in December or January, before a CILR can be rearranged as per the will probably be April September recommendations of the building hearing is set and next committee. before they are on cable. 4 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,1979 Editor Karen Kehn News Editor Susan Rowe Cord Weekly is publishedbyStudent Publicationsiof The are inde- THE Sports Editor Joe Veit Wilfrid Laurier University. Editorial opinions Publica- Entertainment Editor .. . Beatrice McMillan pendent of the University, WLUSUand Student Production Manager Scott Fagan tions. The Cordreserves the right to edit all articteand of the CORD Photo Manager Carl Friesen letters submitted to it. The Cord is a member Photo Technician Peter Bernotas Canadian University Press cooperative. Ad Manager Bruce Cunningham WEEKLY Phone 884-2990, 884-2991 comment PISTOLS AT DAWN Following one's dreams is not easy. Especially if those dreams include getting a job. The economic problems in Canada have forced us to realize that when we have received our honours degrees, we will not be handed a job on a silver platter. It just doesn't happen that way. The road to employment is a confusing one. But road maps are available for those who want them. Placement and Career Services can tell how, when, and where to get a job. The people in PCS will soon point out the importance of the first impression made by someone looking for a job. For most of us our first communication with possible employers is a letter. The wording and style must tell them that you're the bright, energetic person they are looking for to add new life to their business. And yet you must be careful not to be trite or not to lose the business-like tone. Being business-like and personal is not easy. But PCS will give you some hints to achieve this aura. When you send a letter, you should include a detailed resume. Now might be too late to find out that having experience related to the job you're interested in is most valuable. Ifyou've worked at one place for a long period of time it shows you're dedicated. The format of this document is important because it can highlight your assets. Next comes one of the most important phone calls you may have made—especially if the company is the place you've been dreamingof working at. It's up to you to keep that quiver out of your voice but, again, don't be afraid to ask someone at PCS how you shouldask and respond to questions. Then the interview. After all the lack ofinterest and rudeness you've met, you will be surprised if you even get to this stage. And this is it. This is the time they will really decide if they want you. Just to scare you a little more—PCS says the employer will decide if he doesn't want you in the first 30 seconds. First impressions can close a lot of doors. How do you conduct yourself to put your best foot forward? In the information centre in PCS you can find many booklets with essential pointers which will appear trivial at first glance. But if they give a possible employer interest in you, aren't they worth it? For instance, it is still preferable that a woman wear a dress orskirt. I guess this implies that the woman is not ashamedofherfemininity. (I hope it doesn't mean that employers want women to know their place.) Don't walk into the office with your outer coat on. Polish your shoes. Don't chew gum. And try not to sweat. .. 'i letters It's not any easy job gettinga job.But rememberWLU can help you leave this school as much as* they helped you stay. campus is painfully lacking. Not to because a deer has charged him in *■ know that the libraryand most part- northern Ontario during one of the * * Sunday's icularily the reserve room is for deliveries. not social inter- Of course Deb Slatterie was By the responses to the survey on uses of the new floor in the SILENT study and one of their around help us produce this issue. Student Union Building, one can come to the conclusion that places course, represents to for rest and relaxation are foremost in students' minds. I agree. The grossest confusions. okay I personally have reached mylevel Torque Room and the Reserve Room don't meet some of ourneeds. noisy One is too noisy and the other is too quiet. Both rooms are usually of tolerance for these Bart am a No visited for the shortest time possible. To have a room in which we Over the past week Mr. Beglo gossipers. I begining campaign could talk civilly or do homework in a comfortable chair would be and the Lutheran -Student to eliminate this kind of ignorance great. Movement have seen fit to "make so that better informed and more out molehills" students may begin to Parking Don't forget the Student Union Building exists for more than mountains of considerate recreation. Student government and student run operations like concerning the recent Bus 111 exam use the library in a proper fashion. As of today's dateallfaculty, staff night. Radio Laurier and Student Publications need space to function in, conducted last Sunday V. Hartling and students are prohibited from too. Now we hear that this minority is parking in the St. Michael's Church Ofcourse I have an inside view ofStudent Publications, but I'm not attempting to ensure that Sunday Parking Lot No. 6 between the hours just being biased when I say we need more space. When we got our exams will never again be written. Thanks of 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 a.m. With the typesetting equipment we expanded our production. Thus we need This action is clearly the ultimate in increasing activities now taking more room for storage ofchemicals andfilm (ovlx computer is actually arrogance, to blindly assume thatall Where would we be without our place at the Church in the evenings, a camera in disguise), more room for filing page-size negatives and students in this university hold steady volunteer helpers? Probably a the spaces are required for the crazier than we are now. This ads, and more room for pasting up. values that are the same as theirs. If lot parishoners. Those who park The new floor will fill a lot of student needs. Sun. night is the onlyviable time (as week we were aided by our regular illegally will be towed away and if typists, Deb Stalker and Kate was the case) in which to conduct an there are persistent violators, we will exam why Harley. not? be refused permission to park there * * * Now I would like to thank some of As Dr. Tayler pointed out in last at any time. week's Cord, students ofother faiths our silent partners.'For a couple of Recommendation for Mercy. The words drip with irony. Even after The management of the Church written exams on their months now some of the most twenty years. have have been more than fair with us Sabbaths for years. Why not the important work has been done by One questions the justice of a court system which ignores facts just over the years and I wouldnot like to Lutherans? And if there are some our typesetters. Brenda Armstrong because time has past since the crime. see our parking privileges jeopard- objections there is the is learning the trade orsometime-art Bill Trent's book Who Killed Lynne Harper? reveals a lot of violent ized in any way, therefore your co- a deferred of disturbing ideas or facts. There seems to be a lot ofquestions about the alternative of writing typesetting. this Our resident operation in matter will be Steven Truscott case that were never answered. Such as, why did they exam. Don't let a vocal minority pro deserves appreciated, determine what should and recognition. Irene Neufeld has > W. E. Robinson keep the boy in prison seven hours before telling his father they were Director shouldn't be for the majority. helped us over many obstacles such of Physical retaining him as a murder suspect? Why do some people in Clinton Plant and Planning think Truscott's still innocent? Jim Oosterbaun as pasting up one-line corrections, The Monday after Trent's article appeared in the Canadian cleaning dirty chemicals out of the Magazine there was a letterwrittento theKitchener-Waterloo Record developer, and interpreting to uncertain typed stories. Sounds which adds more mystery the case. The writer was a Kitchener minister who was concerned about Lynne Harper'sfamily being hurt Noisy Another person who has not been by bringing up the case again. He said he had already destroyed his recognized for his weekly good files on the matter. One wonders why he would "destroy" his contribution to the Cord is lan information. ignorance McKelvie, WLU Student Publica- To all avid movie goers: The The Kitchener minister said Bill Trent should be charged with tions president. Every Wednesday sound system in Room IEI has been contempt of court if his accusations are incorrect. What I want to There has been a great deal of night lan waits for the printers to fixed and the sound quality for all know is, what will the court be charged with if Truscott is innocent? discussion over the literacy of high come and pick up the precious paste- future Tuesday night movies should Instead of a recommendation for mercy, how about a school graduates. However this is up sheets. (They represent 20 hours be quite satisfactory. Apologies for I recommendation for justice? not the only area in which under- work.) Sometimes the printer is a any inconvenience at past films. Karen Kehn graduates appear to have a couple of hours late, which See you at the movies. V Editor deficiency. Their ability to different- regrettably cuts into our president's John Macßae, Movie Coordinator iate the purposes ofvarious areas on social time. Sometimes he's late Chris Rushforth. Projectionist opinion The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 5 Question of the Week Listen to the world by Jackie Cook Football and photographers What about Sunday Exams? by Carl Friesen Defence!!" people there on the line taking So the Varsity football season is In the case of a winning team, pictures just because they enjoy Al Rocca over at Laurier for another year. It's feelings run high but there are doing it. Ist year Honours Business strange that from absolutely hating always those shouting warnings Often the pros are there too—with I had a graduation Saturday night, the sport in my first year, I now am against the danger of getting too their Haselblads and 1000 mm so I didn't like having an exam the actually starting to get interested. cocksure and careless. A good spirit lenses, or maybe three Nikons. next day. I didn't have too much Part of this comes from being a is there, but under it is the constant 'Generally provided with motor time to study. I wanted to write it photographer down on the sidelines tension that a good point spread can drive, these people go through film Monday but I guess I was too late in and somewhat closer to the action be lost very easily. in truly astonishing quantities. asking to write it Monday. I would than most of the people watching. Laurier is generally a good team There are lots of littlekids on the write on Sunday, it doesn't matter It's quite something to be running to shoot because they usually win lineas well-f'many of them hope to for religious reasons, though if up and down the line, tripping over and so there are opportunities to get play college and pro ball.too some- somebody is really religious there cheerleaders, photographers, TV good pictures of both Offence and day. They're down there practising should be another day when they crew and players in search of The Defence. One problem is that punts and blocking just like the big can write it. Cover Pic. Being close to the action wishbone—it's hard for the oppos- boys'out on the field. sometimes means getting trampled ing'defence to find the ball and it's Sometimes the TV crews show up when the play is forced out of murder on the photographers. I can with their massive pieces of bounds, but it's also an excellent be following a player on the other equipment. They ofcourse don't like way of getting insights into the sport side of the field, who I think has the still photographers like myself Kate Harley French and itself and all that goes with it. ball and suddenly find I'm about to blocking their cameras, and we. 2nd year Honours Particularly interesting was the be the middle of the play. don't like them behaving as though Honours Political Science first Western gameand thereactions Compared with hockey, there's they were the only form of media Surely the administration can work of the losing Western team. surprisingly little loss of temper there. So it has to be a case of live with the other six days oftheweekto "C'mon — it you guys! There's two among the In fact, often a and let live. ; ■ arrive at a suitable exam timetable. teams out there!!!". And there was defensive player will help up off the I've enjoyed getting to know the Even students need a day of rest, and the Coach exhorting his minions: ground an opposing ball carrier he Golden Girls. They work very hard Sunday should be that day. "Who's the best team?" "We are!" had moments before been intent on at what th.'y do, and have to put up "Who is?" "We are!!" "Who is?" destroying. with a lot. It can get very cold down "We are!!!!" I generally enjoy being a photo- there, and there are occasional Occasionally the Defence and grapher. Still there have been those comments from the stands... Offence of a losing team will also times on the field in the cold and exhort each other not so nicely. rain: I'm getting soaked and so is my It's been an interesting season. Generally, however, a real team camera and I wonder why I'm doing I've learned a lot about football and Pat Plummer spirit prevails: "Go Deef!" "C'mon this. also human nature. But I'd still Ist rear Honours Business Oaf!" "Get the ball back for us But there are often quite a few rather shoot football than play it. It's a bad idea for religious reasons, and because people need to have a day off. or day of rest. One day in which you don't have to do breakthrough anything. I wouldn't do it again if I'd Grunting: anthro have known that I could have written it on Monday. by Seppo Nurvo magazine. It stated that gorilla too. There has been much fascinating fighting was going on in Rhodesia. Anyway, to get to the point information coming out of Africa To our surprise we found out that because of the extremely rapid recently from anthropologists some of these gorillas were even development of the gorillas in these studying the habits of gorillas. Just a using guns. But how could this have past couple of months (who would few months ago it was found out happened? The answer was simple. ever have believed it) we feel that a Glenn Hardman that gorillas could grunt thirteen These gorillas must have observed major evolutionary breakthrough is Ist year Honours Business different ways. that the men who were studying about to happen. It ruins the weekend. There are too This statistic really struck home them ate bananas and so decided Finally, the missing link may be many other things to do on for researchers at Wilfrid Laurier that father than eating all the found.; Others have agreed that this weeke, ds. It's the same as writing University who decided to find out bananas, they would instead sell is quite possible and so we are any other day really. It didn't affect just how many ways human beings them to these anthropologists. This petitioning the government for two me for any religious reasons. grunt. These tests were conducted in has been confirmed by the new trade million dollars so that research may three different locations but under figures just released by the Canadian begin. normal conditions. The three government which showed an eighty locations were the final football per cent increase in banana game of the season for Laurier importation from Africa. The Already the World Council of (which produced only one type of money from the banana sales must Churches which stands behind us grunt), the second place being the then have been used for buying guns. have donated ten million dollars for Hallowe'en disco dance and also at We,were thenfaced with trying to the study of the gorilla movement in one of the Oktoberfest pubs. answer the question of why it was Rhodesia. We must stand together The result of this survey showed that the gorillas were only shooting on this issue in order to get support. that human beings had a repertoire at whites. Well, the answer was so The evolution of mankind could often different types of grunts. This simple that at first it completely depend upon the choices we make information opened up entirely new slipped by us. These gorillas have today. possibilities, like if it was possible very poor eye sight. They are As one anthropologist put it, since that the mental capacities ofa gorilla obviously fighting for gorilla rights the gorillas have indeed progressed Andy Nero wouldn't write on a Sunday if he didn't have to. Maureen said that it were in fact greater than thatof man. but they only shoot the whites from the using ofbrute force to that Ist year Arts We were tipped off on the really because the negroes are the same of mechanical simplicity of didn't bother her and she woulddo it the and Maureen Grant important question of the colour as they are and thereby think modern technology there is no again if she had to. Neither of them development of gorillas from an that the negroes are fellow gorillas telling just how much a better place Ist year Honours Business think it should happen again. They innocent looking article from Time otherwise they would shoot them, this world will be. Andy thought that Sunday should were told that it would only be be kept as a day of rest and he necessary this once.

interesting And me... as a regular occurrance would be a It's now serious and good idea. by Mark Wigmore board and Mike Sutherland— conflict because they are both wrong If this is the exception, rather than We all needa day that we know we such one A few weeks ago, I wrote a WLUSU president, have seen fit to in using the board for petty the rule, then there doesn't seem to can plan, not that will be rivalries which relax, commentary entitled, "It's Just use the board as a platform for personal rivalries, be much to say. But as a precedent, planned for us. A day to rest, Interesting" in which I described the personal warfare. The actual issues can, when brought intothe meeting, well, and not just for religious catch up, go home, whatever. WLUSU board meetings and the of the board are fast becoming seriously impede the progress and reason, I don't think Sunday exams. But, a day for us. co-operation on the board. personalities and interactions of the simply a means of attack. The Cord extends apologies to some difficulties with pictures. Sorry bad The other board members and board members. At that time I said it This situation would be those people who were interviewed for the disappointment and thank knife-throwing myselfwatch thissituation change in was interesting to watch the enough if this verbal for this question and do not appear you for your cooperation. directors, the last weeks and months from a conflicting and complimentary was just between two on this column. We differences to a conflict, to in experienced personalities and opinions on the the board, but these knives are being matterof will be board. thrown by the chairman of the a battle. Hopefully a truce VVLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO will WLURO It was my opinion then that some board, the person who chairs and calledin the battle and the board difference of opinion was good for directs the board during its meetings become a place of personal than personal *$ the board in that the differences and the president ofWLUSU who is differences rather Reggie Corner is run would promote full discussion and the primary representative of the wars. It has to if the board to debate by the board. Now however, board and the students and who smoothly and effectively. Let's hope weeks Last day for dropping Fall term courses without some of those differences are now effectively chairs and directs the in coming is restored at the full-fledged conflicts and they are everyday operations of WLUSU. relative peace penalty of failure is November 15, 1979. board meetings so that the not just interesting but threatening The situation is not only harmful but Reggie to the operation of the board. potentially destructive. differences on the board become Jlj||.; and rather than Two members of the board, It is not my place to say who is interesting helpful Randy Elliott—the chairman ofthe right orwrong or to take sides in the serious and hurtful. WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 ENTERTAINMENT At WLU: Electronically generated humanity by the CEE approximately two hours and traditional base, they have also received an appreciative encore, re- opened up their music to a much affirmed the compositional talent more rapid change of sound texture which the band members both and overall forms. Their music, individually as well as in collabor- which extends the vast plane of ation, have been known for in the haunting meditive voices to the past. heavy industrial ear-sizzling elec- Performing in accompaniment to tronics to the very soft and colourful the C.E.E. was Carolyn Arnason of spaceage sounds, to a very easy WLU on piano and Billie Bridgman environmental, earthy sound, pulls of Toronto singing soprano. most of its influences from The group which contains David contemporary classical and Grimes, David Jaeger, Larry Lake electronic music. There are also and James Montgomery (all playing influences of modern Jazzand a hint synthesizers through the evening of Rock. with the exception of David Jaeger The performance on Saturday who played piano on the first piece night heard this great array of and then returned to electronic compositional imagery through very TSCHANZ instruments for the remainder ofthe accomplished synthesizer playing concert) has gone through supported by the exquisite fingers significant musjcal changes in the both on and in the piano ofCarolyn RODGER past couple of years. Arnasan and the very moving voice BY Once characterized as composing of Billie Bridgman. PIC around form, colour, and texture The sound was very good ■ The Ensemble musicians plugging in and turning out quality leaving much room for improvisa- throughout the night although slight tion, their compositions have occurred It was by Ted Judge break-ups sparsely. become more precise using notation generally very rich at the bottomend Last Saturday evening, the to a much greater degree as we|l as while clean and transparent up in the Canadian Electronic Ensemble, a falling back to more traditional higher frequencies. four man synthesizer band based out colour formations. This is due of Toronto, performed five original probably to the introduction of the The concert overall was very good MOGAW compositions to a very enthusiastic polyphonic keyboard synthesizers and very stimulating showing much audience in the Wilfrid Laurier to the band's assortment of humanity in the area of electronic- Theatre Auditorium. instruments. Although these, new ally generated music, which is quite If you're ready for a rewarding career, multiple The concert which lasted instruments have caused a more rare today. growth opportunities, and one of the best com- pensation packages in the business...let's talk! An acknowledged leader in the health care in- Max Webster: dustry, we're looking for graduates who are anxious to pursue a sales career and have the potential ard interest to develop- into amanage-;- Here for a celebration Ontario scene for albums, "Max Webster", "High think about your by Neal Cutcher a good-number of ment position...so it...it's years. They are now in the big Class in Borrowed Shoes", and move! There is going to be a huge party leagues and rarely do dates in a "Mutiny Up my Sleeve" have all at the Turret on November 22. The smaller type pub such as the, gone gold (500,000 units). Max's McGaw Supply Ltd. will be holding a briefing of ceremonies will be that "Turret". latest studio LP "A Million session on Wednesday, November 14, 1979 in the great Canadian band: Max Webster. Max Webster is hot just one Vacations" has gone platinum. Max to Yes that is correct. Max will appear person but is composed of four Webster has justput out a live album mezzanine from 4-6 p.m. We are planning for one night only at theTurret. This people: Kirn Mitchell on guitar and "Live Magnetic Air" released have a film presentation describing McGaw Supply is going to be "The Event" of 1979. lead vocals, Dave Myles on bass and October 22. The album was Ltd., followed by an informal discussion period The tickets go on sale soon so vocals, Gary McCracken on drums recorded in Southern Ontario and "Bangers and Beer". keep your eyes open on posters and vocals, and Terry Watkinson on including K-W's own Lyric Theatre. announcing the time and place for keyboards and vocals. Max Max Webster plays a high energy ticket sales. Tickets are $6.00 for Webster's "eccentric poet in loud rock and roll. Their live showis We hope you will be able to join us and dis- WLU students while others will pay residence" is Pye Dubois who is supposed to be just incredible with cover your career opportunities within McGaw $7.50. Tickets should sell in no time responsible for all the band's lyrics. lots of movements and zaniness. Supply Ltd. at all so get yours soon. Max Webster has four studio This party is going to be higher than Max Webster has been around the albums to date. The first three the Eiffel Tower. J.J. Cale at U of W On November 10 J.J. Cale will be just never been too concerned with music is honest, took a great deal of traditional Advance Tickets at the Humanities Theatre in a U of the trappings ofrock and time and recorded under the casual WJ Jltli \J W concert. roll stardom. His newest album for T T LA available in the conditions that suits Cale's lifestyle. WLUSU office. J.J, Cale is an enigmatic Shelter Records is titled "5." The The result is classic J.J. Cale. character, a performer whose album contains 12 tracks, ten of The two concert performance lifestyle, interests and music seem to which were written by Cale. begins at 7 and 10 p.m. and the price be born out ofanother time. He has Included are "Boilin' Pot," "Don't is $7.50 and $8.50. Tickets are constantly shunned publicity, grants Cry Sister," "Fate of a Fool," and available at Record, on Wheels, few interviews and any time devoted "Sensitive Kind." The music tells Sams, and For wells. The to talking about himself is short- you as much about Cale as he'd performance is put on by the lived. He has as far as anyone knows probably like anyone to-know. The Federation of Students. PRESENTS Tonight, Thursday, Nov. 8 Grant Murray Segariniis coming to pub by Neal Cutcher vocalist is Bob Segarini. album: "When the Lights are Out" | ADMISSION | Bob Segarini has been in the and "Don't BelieVe a Word I Say". The last Thursday pub before music since 1964. He has learned a The albumsold quite a good number 00 classes get out (December 6) will lot in those fifteen years. He /has of copies. Free $1 feature the groupSegarini. Segarini been with a lot of bands but did not Segarini's next album is coming wlu students all others is a pop-rock band who have been really have the artistic control he out on November 15. Bob Segarini featured in a joint CHUM-FM- wanted until he signed witk again produced the L.P. The album ,■'■ ■ •■' .>,■■■• ■ CITY-TV Simulcast just this last Toronto's Bomb Records in 1978. is~ entitled, "Goodbye L.A." The weekend. Segarini is something of a In October 1978, Segarini album is again by Bomb Records cult band in Toronto. released their first L.P. entitled and will be distributed by CBS. - But what is a Segarini? Segarini is "Gotta Have Pop", to rave v Nov. 9 Saturday, Nov. 10 reviews. ■ ~, the name of the leader ofthe group. The album is Radio Laurier Radio Laurier greatly influenced'by It will be great to see a top notch The band members are Mark mid-period Beatles (Rubber Soul, band at ourTurret.Segarini's gonna . Bronson, percussion, Phil Revolver) Angers, pop-rock and the Beach "Pop 'till ya drop". I will certainly bass, and Drew Winters, keyboards. Boys. There were two fairly be there December 6 along with The lead singer, guitarist and successful singles taken from the many others. The Cord W—fcly, Thuiljejf, November 8,1979 7 The King and I Performance by Maureen Killen Karen Taylor who played Anna Ordinarily in an amateur theatre had a beautiful singing voice, but her production, especially in a musical, speaking voice tended to whine at there are usually one or two actors certain moments, thus ruining her whose voices do not carry far performance. enough or who should be shot for The highlight ofthe play had to be being allowed to sing (to put them the "Small House of Uncle out of their misery). Thomas" ballet. The choreography This was not the case for the was fantastic and not one person Kitchener-Waterloo Musical was out of step. The costumes fcjr Production (K-W.M.P.) "The King this ballet as well as for-the whole and I". All of the actors had strong play, were elaborate and elegantly clear voices, both for their lines and made for the production with for their songs. The one voice which sequins, silk and satin. There were stood out from the rest was Nancy authentic Asian masks and head- Hiebert's. She played Tuptim, a dresses and also some authentic present from the King of Berma to Asian dances. the King of Siam. Hiebert has won The cast received a standing two gold medals and one silver ovation—they really deserved it— medal for her singing. and came back forfourcurtain calls. Scott Walker, who played the Nest year the K-W.M.P: will put King, was fantastic. Yul Brynner, .on Annie and I for one am looking who has been playing this role for forward to it. I've been going to X- twenty-seven years would have been W.M.P. plays for four years now FRIESEN proud of him. Walker is a and I have not been disappointed professional actor CARL and» played his yet. This year's production was no BY role ofthe pompous yet kindruler to exception. the utmost. PIC A scenic view of The King and I with orchestra in front Tommy can you hear me? Ay Sea McMillan Daltrey looked like an angel— anything they can get their little ...to be...to be... Tommy can you hear me? This almost a god—which became grubbies on. Psychologists would question kept surfacing throughout evident as the film ended with him have a lot to say about the effects of the evening in IEI Tuesday night. saying, "/ am the light!" Aside from the certain dramatic incidents which Thursday, November 8 Monday, November 12 The audience could hear clearly that he was a convincing actor for a occur in Tommy. from the improved sound musician in an acting You Music at Noon—free—Veronika 12:30-1:30 recital on "Probing role. could sit down with a drink • • the room This movie Peter: violin with Barrie Cabena: Young Brecht"—Theatre of the equipment in even if has strong comments and popcorn from the newstand, Tommy could not. on society. We are witness people another bring organ, in a program of contem- Arts, U of W—free to attempt to a real The movie: a Rock Opera making money off ofeverythingand theatre atmosphere to the people. porary German work in the day up for the Final to sign "Tommy" started out with a good Seminary Chapel • snooker championship games — plot. A pilot has a bad crash Canadian film room "Double Expos- in the games landing and his wife thinks he's • on ure" Margaret Laurence— • CBC stereo: T.S. Eliot's "The dead. This allows her to hustle off $ 1.00 at the UW Arts Centre Box Cocktail Party"—9:o4 pm with a lover almost immediately. Office and the KW Symphony But, no sooner does the entwined Office, 56 King St. N. Waterloo Tuesday, November 13 couple begin to enjoy themselves • Turret: Grant Murray appearing • Revenge of the Pink Panther in when good old "hubby" shows up IEI at-7 and 9:45 on the scene. The only thing left to Friday, November 9 • Shoot The Piano Player film— do was to kill hubby. which is 7 pm. Kitchener Public Library done but not very discretely. . and • 11:00 am: Remembrance Day young Tommy is a witness. The I Hotel H Ceremony at WLU—flagpole on Wednesday, November 14 movie does not however, develop in- ... 871 Victoria St N.-744-3511 M University Aye. a crime drama but goes on to • WLU Liberal Club meeting—at to 4:30—look for for loca- show the psychological problems Hr* IN H Saturday, November 10 posters tion Tommy goes through in life as a KW Music Society Dinner Con- result of the trauma. • Warwick Cooper (former youth cert —phone 886-1673—dinnerat • What about the boy? Well ... he H CENTRESTAGE Baptist Church | pastor: Forward 7, concert at 8:30 becomes a zombie ofsorts, and thus Toronto) will speak on "Know- his mother (Ann-Margret) has no • J.J. Cale in concert 7 and 10pm ing God's Will". Social Work 9 THURS.-SAT. $8.50 worry that he will tell anyone what B $7.50 Fed of Students and 4:45-6:00 Sponsored Lounge pm. had transpired. From others—UW Arts Centre by here Tommy Laurier Christian Fellowship (Roger Daltrey) grows older. Sunday, November 11 Remarkably his mother does not. Thursday, November 22 His mother leaves him with baby- • Eric Andersen Band—B pm. Max Webster in the Turret starting with Kangaroo • sitter after babysitter I I Humanities Theatre U of W DaY cousin Kevin who thinks, "Theresa • REMEMBRANCE Thursday, December 6 lot I can do with afreak." and has a • Segarini in the Turret fettish for chains and fire hoses. NEXT MON., TUE. WED. B Mind you nothing changes P Tommy's state. "I'm guaranteed to tear your soul Billy the Kid apart." are the words The Acid I | Queen Tina Turner sings as she McMillan guides the listless boy on a trip. This bea part of the show stuck in my mind H NEXTTHURS.-SAT. | by visually as Tommy got plugged into pic a machine that looked like a mumiffied blood transfuser. Turner Cheryl Liscomb has a convincing role. (No progress | | in Tom's state.) Meanwhile Tommy dethrones the pinball wizard (Elton John) in a g COMING SOON H lethargic pinball match. That deaf Rj Segarini Good Brothers dumband blindkidsure plays a mean • Q pinball. Everyone idolizes Tommy regardless of his situation. Then as The Pit Tommy's mother grovels at his feet I D DAILYENTERTAINMENT trying to get a response the mirror is M Mon.-Pro Am Strip Night broken which had tranced the lad WgtWft Tu..—EnglishRock A Roll Night ■■ and then revelation plus as WkS -Variety Amateur Nignt plus Orlnklng""**»""Conletli ... Thu'i—'SO't Rock Roll Night U A BjJ Tommy goes around yelling, "I'm a Fri. A Sit.-Party NlghU WM . . . Dane, senation!" Atfl yourpints oil" U PI Masterof Ceremoniesand Oisc Jockey Bo| The movie was wierd, the music Lai DAVID LODGE LJ was great, some shots wereneat, and Alwayslots olcont.stsmdlots ol lun BW Ma NO COVER CHARGE the plot was wishy-washy. The plot did not carry through. No one got M The Arcade Room U just retribution. H '711 TV Screen-PoolTables'Pool lournemenlsevery Saturday.Pinball Machines The Who were stunning, The Starlight Lounge c performing in front of a Marilyn A^° JC Monroe picture (someone they idol- relaxingatmosphereand quiet musk -l^PJlfl A new crowd pleaser in the games room ize). They kept the tempo of the film ■W. '*°____aa^^H! up. 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,1979 Graphic Art of Karel Appel moving using a plastic plexiglass sheet and which are open for interpretation. The gallery itself will be etching into it with a fine pointed Some pieces looked three dimens- into The Centre in the Square when St. impliment in highschool.) ional like "Femme" done in 1960. it opens (the corner ofQueen and Once an artist has an idea, the But most ofthe artist's works looked Ellen St) next September. A model hardest part is putting it into flat with no shading. The "Crowned of the new square adorns a table practice. The final product, the piece Head" done in 1975 was a sample of downstairs in the gallery.. It is theatre, of art, is the outcome of many this solid bright style ofart. Near the planned to host a studio, a laborious hours which the viewer end of the display more experiment- and of course the Art Gallery to may not appreciate. I can empathize ation in lithography could be seen. serve the region. with Appel considering the time "Head With Moustache" was one element in the( production phase. example where a silver lining in the ) Right now the Centreis still minus ofthe gallery This stage is half the battle. The end background added depth to the a roofaccording to one product is the fulfillment of'the idea. overall composition. directors Irv Nichols. Once they Appel's works include print- By opening your mind up you have relocated the gallery there will making and this Dutch born artist is could appreciate any art...mind you be more room for displays of not FRIESEN often called a muralist. Primary and some of it may not be appealing to only flat works, but three basic colours are distinct features of you but you are sure to understand it dimensional art as well. CARL his work together creating a vivid a little more. It was too bad that the BY strong composition; strong in the artist himself was not there at the One main event which is coming PIC sense that it leaves an impression on Kitchener Art Gallery to explain up at the Cycle Gallery is the artist "Happy Child" 1977: Graphic Art by Appel the viewer. more. Preston Scott Schiedel who will be Wandering around the display Downstairs in the Cycle Gallery present on November 18. His by Bea McMillan many like it from the Art Gallery of you can notice a progression by the there are all kinds ofpieces ofart for photographs will be featuring The above print is an illustration Hamilton permanent Collection. artist. What begins as scribbles gen- rent, and a sale is in progress. They "Dignity, Emotion and Film." of Karel Appel's works which is This is lithography, a form of erates into forms of abstraction even have a bargain table. Doors open from 2-4. presently on display at the Main Art Graphic art. A lithograph is a print Gallery in Kitchener-Waterloo this made from a prepared stone or month, plate. (Some of you may remember month. This piece is only oneamong doing a facsimile of lithography Pink Panther rides again You are in fora treat... ifyou are The ideal rod a Pink Panther fan. Yes siree! Peter you'll feel a nibble. Sellers returns in Revenge of the by Yellow Fish How does this amazing little Pink Panther a United Artists A revolutionary new fishing rod invention work? It's simple. The Corporation production. This piece and reel was distributed today device that you put on your hook is of hilarity will be the feature at next throughout the various sporting actually a small sign which says. Tuesday's movie in IEI, Tuesday goods stores. The new outfit is "Hey littlefishy, come here and eat November the 13. It may not be your almost guaranteed to catch a big this juicy little worm. It's really unlucky day but for the inspector's one. The secret is a portable device good." Although the rod has not former superior it is strictly all which is attached to your hook. Just been tested and proven it doesn't downhill. It is amazing what some put it on this little gem and drop really matter because the guy who people will resort to, trying to give your line in and in no time at all developed it is a millionaireanyway. justice (and just retribution) where due. Unclassified Classified Unclassified Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau is at it again hot on the trail of a criminal. Sellers getscaught in some very strange situations which he attempts to wheezle out of with stunning ineptness. This movie is but one chapter in the continuing saga of the Pink Panther. Show begins at 7 and 9:45 for a cost of $1.00 for WLU students _ M.E.M.—Rendezvous floor library on I4th. Betch 3rd the v _» and $1.75 for others. If you cannot vJ pop the big question. If you won't Linda R. will. —CC. j^ make it to the early show due to ' classes the second showing is for **»Z Dear Slippery Bums—lf revenge is sweet, you must be GiO you. chewing sour grapes.—Les femmes fatales. 22 This movie is a little more eccentric than past Seller movies, can't it. want but time think Hey, I help I really to every I f^* which adds richness to the show. It is J about guys, I get confused. I can't help myself. You know, its r_A not just a regurgitation, of old been so-o-o-o long. But I love that sound. So loud, so material, but on the contrary is a r>w superior. That's whatreally turns me on. Slam! Shower time different approach. aj guys' Dn,..dn-dn. Dn dn-dn dn-dh dn-dn Sure, Garrison", Federation of Students presents: *■** everybody calls me "Disco and I'm so gjw The UW dn-dn nnnnn/» proud. I can even out disco"Disco Roy" andhe's real good. §| I-can disco to any song anytime, anywhere. I challenge (5s THE ERIC ANDERSEN BAND J anyone out there to try and beat me at my own game. Come ft. Jjr on you wimps at Highpoint Palace, try me. I dare you, I A double dare you. I'm so great. I'm so good. Oh who cares 2 Brief •O anyway. So! —Greg 'foot in mouth' Garrison "Disc6 by Jacki Cook Fantasia". m _. Monday night the women ofEuler raided B-2 Little House. The plan •S» WA NTED (and desperately needed): One cook, apply in W* was to lure the gents into their Jd person or send photograph and "credentials" to the Cfi lounge to invite them to a party. 3j University Hilton. "References" required. §2 With the boys all bundled, all snug in their lounge while visions of beer P.S. re: Disco Fantasia. It's really not my briefcase. It's my bottles danced all around, the girls r> mom's, Miss Lee. JJjj crept up the stairs and into their rooms, makingoffwith threebags of ■*aai Laverne & Shirley: You've now got the backgammon board loot. So successful was theraid that qx and ketchup, but we're still waiting for our package of the victims didn't know they had jg* enjoyment weiners —Lenny and Squiggy. 5T been hit until 20 minutes later. But sometime between 11:15 pm, 2g ATTENTION: Lonely Hearts Meeting. Saturday nightafter § after the undies had been strung up 2 Pub at the Kent Hotel. If interested call Tracy (president). §5, in the cafeteria, and 6:30 am *3» P.S. Transportation available. ￿?•. Tuesday when the cafeteria ladies Sunday, November 11 showed up for work, the jockey Now Opening: The new "Disco Fantasia, Ring of Fire g shorts disappeared again. Ks) Club". My son, the disco prince, and I are colaborating our Humanities Theatre, UW. It's a good thing for the boys of unique talents into one big bash. Now you can do the Hank 8 pm B-2 that they don't have to wear William Shuttle, the Dolly Parton Freak and the all fantastic Cj Special Guests: Tickets are: underwear to a King Tut party. 'What the Heck'invented by Van Canand the'winniepooh' ~"*w S.i .")(! !Vi;-|(.i\ inn l-Vlls. <»S» „„ ST.I)O Oliicrs. $C» of WLU himself. So come on down, ya hear! —Miss Lee and S3 ■■■* y£ Greg'hey Flan, can I borrow the car Garrison. Gfc / \ A I 11 '»￿•»»•. wuilm n. I'lMllM-iil lull Office, (,(.21)5 by Cindy Ralph: Someone you know is offering to cook you (3* VVjtt Records on Wheals'. (Kit.) Movin Illusion a-» dinner again. I know that someone who goes to a plumbers' Q Sinn's. (Kit.) Positive philosophy for the day— pity, pity r> although the school needs so I'll have and cook you and your •* Kiirwell s Super Variety. (Wilt.] Arabs produce the roommate dinner. largest supply of gas, America is the biggest manufacturer of pork'n Unclassified Classified Unclassified beans. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 9 high notes Kampus Kitchen The Stratford Festival needs two things: more money and Stage by Pat Earl SO!! Nowyou're ready to cook .... One. Well, here we go metric. If you think you've got problems, how The first thing to remember is that In a recent speech, Robin Phillips, the Director of the Festival about me, I have to write this column in metric AND try them out as you will definitely need a set of addressed the first point saying in his opening line that the Stratford well.This is my first attempt at cooking metricand ifanyone out there metric cooking utensils for Festival faces another punishing deficit in the region of $250,000. has any advice or a neat recipe, I'd sure be glad tohear about it. 1 guess measuring the ingredients. Not all Everyone wants more money these days ... but in this case I think the first thing I should begin with is the oven, since a good part of the recipes can be converted for the the need is fully justified.The Festival must be taken more seriously by recipes we do are done in the oven. Below is a chart for baking metric: following reasons; some dry metric all. It is a significant operation. It is not only a cultural basis for the measures now on the market do not community but it is a financial one as well. There is no question in my conform to Canadian government mind that the Festival has brought in more people and profits into v^ metric standards and could cause Stratford's city businesses including hotels, motels, shops, real estate, cooking problems. For instance, dry and all the other financial advantages which tourism brings into an farming oven 100° 200° measures for l cup, '/: cup and 1/3 area. What does the Festival get from this? What is their return? ruitcakes, Meringue Shells 140° 275° cup with metric measurements The money specifically, is needed in theformofgovernment grants. ice Puddings, Souffles 150° 300° stamped on the side or odd- It would be used to meet expenses and would not go directly into leats, Shortbread 160° 325° numbered metric equivalents anyone's pockets. Costume prices are one such expense. Stage sets are lakes. Custards, Drop Cookies 180° 350° printed on the handle should be another. Phillips pointed out that the budget for the Shakespearean 'ream Puffs, Quick Breads "avoided. One cup is slightly smaller production on stage remains the same today as seven years ago. It is Rolled Cookies 190° 375° than 250mL. If you used l cup very hard to work within these restrictive guidelines. What about leringue Toppings, Muffins, instead of 250mL in a new metric inflation? How can the Festival cope in these financial times? Two-crust Filled Pies 200° 400° recipe in which the amount of flour Here is a parallel way oflooking at the situationregarding reduced )ne-crust Filled Pies, Tea is crucial, the end result won't be as government spending. The government is making enquiries into the Biscuits 220° 425° good as it should be. Properly workings of the National Art Centre, which is public knowledge. 'ish, Single Pie Shells (empty) 230° 450° developed metric recipes will call for Can't they look into the Stratford Festival funding? The festival has a dry ingredients in the easier-to- world wide influence too. The festival spends as littleas possible, a lot NOTE: When baking in overproof glassware (Pyrex for instance) measure amount of 250mL, instead ofthe finances are recycled, and salaries could be looked over(needing reduce over temperature by 10°Cor 20°F. of the exact equivalent of l cup. revamping). In not so many words government funding is required. 237mL. When buying any metric On the second point: Stage One is a new innovativeidea. Since the Another problem area that I can see is the dimensions of the measures, it's a good ideato look for Festival is imbedded into Stratford (or vice versa) then types of pans we use in the oven: the Metric Commission's stylized encouragement along these lines can be productive. Stage One is a metric symbol on the product to proposed added feature to the festival entourage. It is suggested that PANTY guarantee that calibrations are Stratford needs a place where theatrical classes and lessons could be (Metric) (Imperial) accurate. practiced for students interested in pursuing thejr amateur acting If you like coleslaw and want to career to become more professional. Stratford seems to be the ideal Square Cake Pan 20cm x 20cm x 5cm 8" x 8" x 2" try something different, this one's a place for this being a centre whereactorsand actresses could help. The 22cm x 22cm x 5cm 9" x 9" x 2" winner. It makes about 16 servings convenience of a stage such as this located near to the other Festival Round Cake Pan 20cm x 4cm 8" x 1'/:" and will keep in the fridge up to 8 Stages (Third Stage, The Avon Theatre and the Shakespearean 22cm x 4cm 9" x 1 '/:" days, and will taste better each day Festival Stage) is realized in this idea. Rectangular Pan 33cm x 22cm x 5cm 13" x 9" x 2" too: Both these arguments support an added funding need. With this Loaf Pan 22cm x 12cm x 7cm 9" x 4'/:" x 3" year being very successful with Peter-Ustinov in "King Lear", and 20cm x 10cm x 7cm 8" x 4" x 3" Ingredients: x 3cm 10" x 1" with his expected return next year along with Maggie Smith (who is Pie Plate 22.5cm large cabbage, shredded to from in Stratford 1 also expected come back twoyearsago) thetalent For those of you who don't already know, here is the volume and 1 large onion, finely shredded alone, merits the need for the Festival to get a quantitative return on mass chart: 4 carrots, shredded their qualitative investments of the past. 125 mL white vinegar Bea McMillan LITRE (L) MiIIiLITRE(mL), 1000 mL = 1 L 125 mL brown sugar KiIoGRAM (kg) GRAM (g) 1000 g = I kg 125 mL salad oil miIIiGRAM (mg) 1000 mg =1 g 5 ml. suit 5 mL dry mustard

METHOD Combine cabbage, onion and carrots in a large bowl. Mix vinegar, brown sugar, oil, salt and mustard in 579-3990 a saucepan and heat to boiling point. Cool. Pour over cabbage mixture. Let stand, stirring occasionally, for 8 irthright hours. Store in refrigerator in a covered plastic or glass container. Dear dear Milly Don't give up your rights. If you are pregnant and Well, I'll give you a chance to get need help, call Birthright your utensils together and next week by Movin Illusion extremely happy. My years. We are Dear Fatso... I suggest that you ! for confidential I'll drop a couple of good ones on Dear Mildred... For the last two husband works hard, is a great purchase an electric can opener. I assistance. you. months I have been living with my provider and he hates sex. Hurrah. What an investment. You save three boy friend Brutus and things are just But this past week something dis- seconds when opening a can as terrible. I have been going with turbed me. On Monday he came compared to a conventional can Brutus for two months and one day home from work an hour late and opener. That's three seconds you Your Federation of Students Presents: but things have not worked out like when I made inquiries I discovered could have used constructively to we dreamed. We live on welfareand that he had stopped at the hotel and breath, blink or stand still. Also, drink beer all day. Every night he had two beers. I am very upset with think of the exercise. You have to gets drunk aand around sunset he him and I also fear for his health. put the plug in, place the can in the ruptures my face with his fist. He CONFUSED IN MINNESOTA correct position, and then push then leaves the house and jumps in down on the handle. If you're not bed with any girl in sight. Since Dear Confused... Shoot him in exhausted after that routine then shacking up with Brutus my life has the head four times. you're probably not 400 pounds. only been filled with tears and beer The electric can opener also has the farts. I have kicked him out. What Dear Mildred... I am a married added advantage of holding the top should I do. woman who doesn't have a job, of the can on a magnet. Therefore they Call me easy therefore I have little spending you can pluck it off and go over it money. My husband makes only a with your tongue so you won't miss Dear Easy... I think you should let menial wageand he says that I spend a morsel. This proves two things. Brutus come back and try to patch what little money we have stupidly The first is you are really cheap and things up. It sounds like you two and uselessly. Every time I tell him the second is that your tongue have something very unique and what I bought he becomes outraged. probably looks like Eddie Shack special. Don't give up. Don't let Last week he was really mad just skated on it. little things like drunkeness, un- because I had new radial tires put on employment and the constant our fridge. He doesn't seem to real- hammering of knuckles on your ize that I sometimes have to move scarred face bother you. I feel that the fridge to clean behind it. The Poetry And WILLIE P. BENNETT the only way you will be happy is to week before he was super disturbed become Reunited. "Now it feels so because I had a padded vinyl roof CONCERT good. Reunited. Cause we put on the fridge. I thought the vinyl Plea IN by Bea McMillan understood. There's one perfect matched the tires perfectly. I have Anyone out there who wishes to thing and sugar this one is it, we both since contemplated on getting a Sat. Nov. 10 submit poetry, short stories or are so excited since we reunited Yea, sunroof but now I don't think I'll get Humanities Theatre, I of W . prose, please feel free to do so. We Yea." one. I'll just wait until we buy a new T«o Shou.s: 7 and 10 p.m. like to run a poetry column of One final word of advice. Do fridge and I can get one with a sun- would student work. If you are interested Vrhanee lieket>: ST.-'iO ¥ paying Y\-i\> & SK..">O others everything you can to get Brutus roof already in it. (don't be shy) you can drop your ($l,Oll more ill lli<- ,loor) back. Don't get depressed and Also, I weigh 400 lbs. and my only articles into my mailbox in the Cord Vvailahle al: commit suicide. Isn't it worth living exercise is breathing. What should I Office in the Student Publications federation Office. C.C235 Sam's (Kit.) so that one day he may beat you to buy that is very economical, useful area. The box is The Entertainment K«»r» ell's Super Variety (Wat.) Reeorcls on Wheel*- (Kit.) death. and good for physical exercise. Editor. Please include your name My husband has FAT AND STUPID Dear Milly... and phone number so 1 can get back been a wonderful marriage partner to you. and father for the past twenty-four 10 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 Take time to listen by Bea McMillan written books as well. ie. "Inside doodle to—you get swirls and Jazz is all improvisation, a viola Jazz" is a guide for laymen. peaks—a real piece ofart.) Imagina- sounds lower than a violin, and an At this event Collier's emphasis tion can be a benefit. orchestra has possibilities. These was on the composition of jazz and For someone who has never really three/things are only a fraction of how you can compose. He pointed sat down and listened to jazzbefore, what one can learnon a Friday after- out that anyone who plays an the event was impressive. noon. instrument(does the spoons count?) The second Friday was quite a At approximately 2:30 each can take a simple pattern of notes change from the first as the audience Friday you can follow your ear and improvise with it to end up with prepared themselves for the Student drums down to theTheatre Auditor- a beautiful piece of art, his music. Recital to follow. This wasvariety in ium on campusand take in themusic "The outside constant beat and two other ways as well. Each student radiating from within. overall composition are subordinate from WLU in the performance went Out of three different Fridays to the cause of the piece," Collier solo on stage, and each piece played came three very different and said. He added that the individual or sung was varied from the one BERNOTAS complimentary performances. statement a musician makes inside before. WLU has some great The first of these Fridays was a of a piece is the vital element to potential from these "soon to be Special Day of Jazz with Graham success. The audience listened to a professionals" (keeping the fingers PETER Collier who has been said be BY to a sample of Jazz pieces which were crossed). Mozart and Mendelssohn "jazz composer of the future". He complete with saxophone, which are musicians/composers popular PIC has made several records, illustrated some techniques of ff/Ojrh the 1700's and 1800's which Robert Davidson on viola and Bruce McGillivray on double "Midnight Blue" being one. He has improvisation. (It was great music to were featured, by both pianists and bass. vocalists at the recital. This was good practice for the big times. The third Friday was an exposition of WLU's full piece Orchestra. Debussy's Prelude a l'apre-midi dun faune and Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 in A ted.-1840 I tji-J wit [J major, opus 92 were featured. There IJkJ was a large crowd on hand from both the student body hereand from the community at large. These Friday afternoon events were mildly surprising and pleasing to all whether you have trained or untrained ears (like mine). But you FUN 'N' GAMES NIGHT know...the recitals are free and open in a relaxing atmosphere to the public. So if you feel down on ■ 7ft TV # Shuffleboard Friday afternoons because I • Pinball you have • « Backgammon in the to stay here for the weekend, you can Ocean jB Queen join the crowd and encourage our own WLU students on through their ■ OCEAN moment on stage. As the old motto goes, "it pays to Wed. Lil MacDonald QUEE*!^^^^& The Evan Graham [ - I listen", or better yet "take time to Trio. listen". Thurs. - Jazz & Blues with "Airlines Quintet" TALUE IS MORE THAN SURFACE DEEP ■ Fri. & Sat. "Fiona Jewitt" I Sat. 3:30-6:30 p.m. The value of* diamond is based on quality, CBC Notes "Sensation- not quantity. Expert cutting brings out the fire B Jazzband" Dixieland LOWE'S GETTING HIGH!!!... and radiance of even the smallest diamond. Nick Lowe's Labour Lust album Color and clarity is-a major factor too. Let us of has reached gold status in show you what determines the quality deep this country and is spiralling toward BRIDGEPORT LOUNGE in the heart of your diamond. Wed., Thurs., Fri., Sat. platinum Nick is perhaps best 9 p.m.-1 a.m. known for his production workwith ELVIS . . . (whose COSTELLo third King St. W. album, Armed Forces, is well over Kitchener I "MADE IN I platinum) and prior to that his involvement with a band known as 1 THE SHADE" I 30 Main St. Brinsley Schwartz ... Lan Gomm, a Gait. Cambridge member of that same band, also has m3O a record released in Canada on the m © W Epic label (as you are all aware) called Gomm With The Wind ... Lan now has two confirmed perform- ances: November 18 at Vancouver's University of British Columbia and December 1 at Toronto's El Mocambo Three more .albums reached. gold. status this month: The Main Event Soundtrack, Patrick Hernandez' Get Born To Be Alive and Chicogo's 13. Platinum status was reached with little Bob Dylan's Slow Train Coming, a Charlie Daniels Band's Million Mile Reflections as well as Mr. Costello's Southern Comfort. OOUttIBITI HJ current LP Wings' Back To The Egg reached double platinum status and Chicago's. . . On the rocks. Or stirred, ninth album reached PVIinCIIITP I triple platinum shaken, even blended with | j . BRUCE COCKBURN. is.having tremendous success with his tenth alubm Dancing In the Dragon's Jaws ifyou'd like to see Bruce inaction ...watch CBC's network special with ABBA on November 11 or his CBC superspecial on November 18 . CONFIDENTIAL rNEEDHELP? LEGAL AID DEPARTMENT 2nd Floor S.U.B. Mod. Thar*. 10an—4pu FH. 10ata-2pra 884-5330 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 11 SPORTS Golden Hawks Season Ends!

\ BURGOYNE BRUCE BY PIC Fullback Bernie Pickett gets set to receive hand off from Protopapas as the lineman battle it out in the trenches. by Joe Veit quarter when Dom Vetro caught a end to score the Mustang's first of up as a result of a pass interference their own 35 yard line. Ihe Hawks The Golden Hawks went down to Les Protopapas pass and scurried four touchdowns. Neither team penalty called against the Hawks only touchdown of the gamecame at defeat this past weekend at the into the end zone only to have the generated much offense the rest of which gave Western the ball on the 8:40 of the final stanza with-veteran hands of a very good football club ball called back to the 18 yard line the opening quarter and the score Hawks 12 yard line. The final major tight end Wes Wool catching an 1 1 and as a result have brought to an where Vetro's foot grazed the remained 7-0. score of the halfcame about on a 74 yard pass. end their 1979 season. To label this sidelines. The second quarter, however, yard pass to Brian Fortune which The final score ended 28-12 in past few months anything but a The Hawks plugged away and belonged to the Mustangs as they brought the Mustangs to the six yard favour of the Mustangs and thus tremendous success would serve as a made it into the seven yard line of chalked up no less than three line, and at 14:07 Marshall drove allowed them to advance to the grave injustice towards our glorious the Mustangs however a great touchdowns to enable them to trot into the end zone. Yates Cup against Queen's. The Hawks. They, had an outstanding defensive rush forced Protopapas to to the lockerroom at halftime with a Though the Hawks scored 12 Hawks will be in a rebuilding year season ending the regular play with unload the ball quickly to avoid very convincing 28-0 lead. The points the second half wasn't better next year as they will lose the great six wins and one tie against no losses being sacked and unfortunately Golden Hawks were mystified and offensively, because half of the majority of their first string defense and carried the number one ranking right into the arms of Mustang's their fans were stupified; who'd have points were a gift from Mustang and a good part oftheir offense, but with them most of the year. After Dave Liske who promptly ran the believed it? Doing the scoring for the punter Tom Arnott, who, on ■three don't be surprised with the fine crop disposing of Windsor in the semi- ball back to the Hawks 51 yard line. Mustangs was Potter with his second occasions in punting situations of rookies coming in and the finals they reached the finals for the It didn't take the Mustangs long of the afternoon, Mike Kirkley, and rather than punt and give the Hawks excellent coaching staff if next year remarkable and unprecedented to get in scoring territory as Dave Greg Marshall. Potter barrelled in good field position, ran into his end at this time the Hawks are found in eighth year in a row, the fourth McCann caught a 40 yard pass and from the ten yard line at 2:46 to score zone and conceded two points to the finals for the ninth year in a row. against Western. rambled down inside the Laurier 10 what proved to be the winning both kill off valuable seconds and Great season Golden Hawks, The Hawks appeared to be well on yard line. At 6:23 running back touchdown. Kirkley's major was set allow the Mustangs to kick-off from thanks for the wonderful memories. their way to victory early in the first Ryan Potter swept around the left

BERNOTAS PETER BY PIC Hawks defence doing a number on Mustang running backs while Western quarterback Paul Ford (10) looks on. 12 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 golden words

I hereby proclaim the day of Saturday November 3, 1979 void, invalid, to be stricken from the record because I wish it never took place. . . . It all began at 8:45 a.m. when I was unceremoniously startledout of my lazy slumber by a loud piercing ring, compliments of Grandpa Bell's questionable Canadian invention. "Joe, are you still coming to pick me up?" an inquisitive squeaky little voice muttered on the other end of this black monster. "Oh my God, what time is it?," I shrieked, realizing that I had slept in, and that my little hockey team was scheduled to be on the ice at 9:00. "I'll be right over Joey," I said to my littlepassenger and right .winger on "Harvey's" PeeWee hockey team, adding in "my alarm musn't have gone off", while realizing that I had just forgotten to set it the night before. Well, we made it down to the arena in time, (thank Godfor my proximity to the giantice cube), and after taking much more than slight harassment from the eager little beavers about not showing up for the "chalk talk" which I had set for 8:30, and had told them all to be there on "pain of death", we promptly proceeded to loose 2-0 as a result ofrunning into a very'hot' goal tender. So the morning did not exactly start offwitha bang, but I consoled myself by saying that coaches are only human, and that they are entitled to sleeping in now and then. I quickly forgot about my coaching failures and began to think about the football game which was to begin in less than three hours. I knew I'd be in for an exciting afternoon of football when the two OQIFC (W) finalists, our Golden Hawks and the Western Mustangs clashed for the fourth year in a row, but what I hadn't predicted was like Hawks defense talking strategy, trying to figure out how to stop the Mustang attack. the outcome ofthe game. Just my little hockey team running into a 'hot' goalie, the Golden Hawks ran into a very 'hot' football team, a team which, if they play as they did in the first halfagainst us, will be untouchable by any Canadian College football team. You have to i :■ : vm ■ hand it to the Mustangs they came up with a very valiant effort and - quite simply, on this given day (remember November 3) outplayed our Golden Hawks. This is not to say that they are a better football team, - but just that on this particular occasion, played better than us and deserved to win. Every member of the Golden Hawks can certainly TORONTO carry his head high and be damn proud of the season they put forth Because it was a very entertaining one from the fans standpoint. Well to carry on with my story of woe, after repeatedly pinching myself and slapping cold water over my face to see if I really was awake or ifI had simply been in a nightmare, I decided(after modestly assuring myself that I was indeed awake) to hop in my car and takeoff down to theauditorium to see ifI could catch the tail end ofthe hockey TOTORONTO EXPRESS VIA HWY.4OI game. Well I managed to see the final five minutes in thegame between Our Hockey Hawks and McMaster (and snap a few pics) but it was to LEAVE BUS STOP ON UNIVERSITY AYE no avail as try as they might, the Hawks could not tie it up and thus CAMPUS enderj up on the short end of a 2-1 score. AT THE THEATRE AUDITORIUM Being a sucker for punishment I was not content to settle for three losses and was promptly obliged when on returning home heard the Monday news that my awful Argos ended the season on a losing note, (though to 3.50 PM AND 5.10 PM it didn't much matter) this time to Ottawa. Friday The final fatal blow, the excruciating punch, however, did not strike ~~Tne until about 10:30 that evening when the lowly, god awful (please pardon the expression) Maple Leafs came up pne goal shy in their Fridays 12.05PM AND 3.10 PM attempts to salvage a tie with the Buffalo Sabres and muster a semblance of respectability. All in all, I ended up batting zero, a flat 0 for 5 on this painful RETURN BUSES FROM TORONTO TERMINAL TO CAMPUS Saturday. So keep in mind in the years to come when you're a little older and wiser (not to mentionplumper and greyer) and in the midst ofa cocktail party and you're hit with the trivial question of"Why was November 3, 1979 taken out of the history of the world?" You'll be 6.45 AM —Monday thru Friday able to impress your friends, not to mention stun the questioner when 7.30 PM—Sundays or Monday Holidays you retort, "Because Joe Veit said it did not exist." 8.30 PM—Sundays or Monday Holidays via Islington Subway Station 8.46 PM Joe Veit 11.00 PM—Sundays or Monday Holidays via Sports Editor Islington Subway Station 11.16 PM . HOURLY BUS SERVICE Mens V-Ball Shine EVERYDAY BETWEEN TORONTO at U of W Tourney by Mike Beijbom point difference. This AND KITCHENER TERMINAL last. Saturday, the Golden Their best game ofthe day came in Hawks mens volleyball team played a loosing cause against York. The in a tournament ASK FOR SYSTEM TIMETABLE FOR HANDY POCKET SCHEDULE at UW. Yeomen won 15-12and 15-6, but the They showed a definite Hawks put up a very good fight —^—— improvement from their last against the best team in Ontario. tournament at Brock. They tied for This is the best finish in an BUY in pool "10-TRIP TICKETS-AND SAVE MONEY! second a that featured York, invitational tournament by the mens Guelph, McMaster and Queens. team in the past 5 years, sinceChris One Tickets have no expiry date; - team they tied with was Coulthard took over as coach. they do not have to be used by purchaser & McMaster, one of the they power house The regular season starts this may be used from the Kitchener Bus Terminal or from Waterloo. teams Ontario. in The score was 16- Friday Nov 9, -at home against Tickets & Information forthis University Service: Games Room, S.U.B. -14,and 13-15 for the GoldenHawks. Brock. Game time is 8 p.m. Thefirst They also tied with Queen's with away game; is at Waterloo, scores of 7-15 and 15-13. They Wednesday Nov 14. Game time is FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION missed the playoffs because of the also 8 p.m.

KITCHENER TERMINAL /' \ \ GAUKEL& JOSEPH STS. \ \^±j_iJ// TELEPHONE 742-4469 GfOyGood) \ | The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 13 Hockey Hawks Regular Season Begins by Fred McCauley Although the WLU Golden Hawks have not won a hockey game all season, it looks like the team has the potential to become a real contender. The Hawks lost two close games to two tough teams last week, dropping a 7-5 decision to Western and then losing 2-1 to McMaster. The game against Western was a wide open affair with a scoring spree by both teams. The Hawks played their best hockey in the first period when they exploded for four goals compared to Western's two. Dan McCafferty scored twice for Laurier while Dave -Northern and defenseman Brian Crombeen added singles. In the second period, the Hawks slowed down slightly but still had a 5-4 lead at the end of the period on a late goal by Perry Mark. In the final period, the fenacious forechecking of the Western FRIESEN Mustangs appeared to overwhelm the Hawks, resulting in Western CARL scoring three unanswered goals and BY winning the game. PIC "They let us have our own way in Western. the first period and then we gave Golden Hawk right winger Dan McCafferty winding up for a shot against them the game..." stated coach McMaster on the weekend. The ly the game was quite physical. going into the third period but combine with their strong goal- Gowing of Laurier. Goaltender game was played much more Laurier was given eleven minor and Laurier put the lead to 2-1 early tending this team will be a big Terry Thompson made several good defensively and Laurier had the one major penalties while thirteen when Ed Lynch scored for the threat in.their division. saves for Laurier despite the seven opportunities to either tie or win it. minor penalties were handed out to Hawks. The Hawks outshot The Hawks see their next action in goals that eluded him. The score Both teams had numerous scoring McMaster. However, the Golden McMaster 30-29. Mark Healy Guelph against the Gryphons on could have been much higher as chances but failed to capitalise on Hawks refused to be pushed around played very well in goal for Laurier November 6 and then travel to Laurier was outshot 37-36. them. throughout the game and stuck it and it appears that if the Hawk's Toronto on November 11 to meet Coach Gowing was much happier The McMaster team was much out to the end. offense gets it all together to Ryerson. with Laurier's performance against larger than Laurier and consequent- McMaster built up a 2-0 lead

r-G\r\krmujoo \ Tamiae Hockey Action CH CmW-%. rm v *75Klno North, Waterloo by Steve Willert The Sunday night games (Nov. 4) Luncheon 11:30 to 2 p.m. Due to a realignment of players were complete opposites. In the first Ucansad unoar L.L.8.0. among the teams it appears that the game BUS 4 gave the two points to You must be 19 or over to competition in future games will be BUS 8 by virtue of being unable to enter the Pickle Cellar. Enlranca north sW« ol bulWlng close, with no one team able toblow stay out of the penalty box. The on its opponent out of the rink. This game was marred by chippy play on became evident in the games this both sides but particularly by BUS 4. week, where for the main part they A suggestion is that if you don't were fairly close. know how to make a clean ■ HOMEMADE SOUP On Wednesday night Oct. 31, in bodycheck then perhaps you iff the first game it looked as though shouldn't bodycheck at all. With the with purchase of of BUS out of the /if**vf 1r**» /afl BUS 8 would leave the ranks the victory 8 pulled 11 Lmi any sandwich unvictorious. After BUS 3 had taken league basement. Goal scorers for LaaX \ffLPILo.L JM a 4-0 lead, BUS 8 fought back with BUS 8 were Brown, Bailey, Bietz RT Mansize Corned French and Fisher H) /-flW Beef, Roast Beef or three goals late in the second period and Kennedy. *»»25c and had their opponents on the replied for BUS 4. Credit shouldalso Wr LUNCHEON Ham on a Bun, cole 1 V Licaniad LL BO \V Slaw ■ ropes. However at the start of the go to BUS 8 goalie Blake whd-played third BUS B's impotent offense went a solid game. L|bJ flaflaaaßaw Sandwich Platter back to sleep and BUS 3 rolled up a The second game Sunday night my with cole slaw, roast- -q- 6-3 victory. Looking particularly was yawn ... a real sleeper. Itwas potatoes, veget- "1 ™ ables ■ good for BUS 3 was a recent about as exciting as washing All the -Pickles you ... teams' credit it Hot Menus daily ■ acquisition, Bill Muirhead, who laundry. But to both can eat... Changing paced this attack with 2 goals and 2 was extremely clean, as no penalties led assists. Other goal scorers for BUS 3 were called (in fact I can't remember were Flanagan and Krische with two any checks being thrown). BUS 2 American students go toParis... each. BUS 8 goal scorers were Bietz, scored six straight times after giving The less they study the more they learn. Ireland and Stephens. up an early goal and cruised to a 6-1 The second game was a very good, victory over BUS 6. BUS 6 which has fast game that featured hard but been improved through getting new clean hitting. BUS 2 and BUS 1 were players and has potential is suffering both goingend-to-end until the third from a severe ailment, no heart. period when they both tired (BUS 1 However, I do expect them to particularly). A goal by Scott Brown improve over therest of the season. which broke a scoreless tie midway, BUS 2 played its typical fast game through the period gave BUS 2 the and looked quite strong. They game. Both goalies should be received goals from Krozonouski commended on an excellent game and Brown with two, and singles particularly Rick Iverson of BUS 1 from Willis and Couture. Kempe who made many outstanding saves potted the goal for BUS 6. as his team collapsed around him.

TOP SCORERS ' PLAYER TEAM GOALS AS!;sists Muirhead 3 3 6 9 Chadder 7 3 . 5 8 Wilkie 5 7 1 8 I sew Krozonouski 2 3 4 7 fe Jiensi Move/. MacDonald 7 2 5 7 Kelter 7 4 3 7 Brown 1 4 2 6 Krische 3 6 0 6 Produced by Gloria Katz Written by Willard Huyck & Glona Kate Directed by Willard Huyck Horan 7 4 2 6 Gascon 7 2 4 6 STARTS FRIDAY NOV. 9th Wj Meyers 7. 3 3 6 AT YOUR LOCAL THEATRE 14 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,1979 Intramural V-Ball Action

VEIT JOE BY PIC This years intra-muralvolleyball champions Comic Reliefs defeated Artsie Hopefuls3 games to Talk about being in shape) 0. Outstanding player of the game award went to No. 44 Giggle Laugh. ,'.., Short simply- can be looking for a way to get a little more invofved in the Stop university athletic community. by Joe Veit

Now that the football season has Speaking of- football, former drawn to a close I would like to take defensive lineman Ed. "too tall" this opportunity to thank the foot- Jones ofthe Dallas Cowboys scored over ball players for their co-operation a split decision victory Jesus throughout the season. A special Meneses of Mexico .in his first thanks to Hawks' assistant coach professional fight. In my estimation Rich Newbrough for graciously Jones can consider himself lucky granting his time and patience to an that he kept his winning streak unseasoned football writer. It was intact. Perhaps the, reason the deeply appreciated. decision was granted in his favour was'because nobody knew who the other fighter was, nobody could pronounce his name, or because Along with the passing of the Jones happens to be 6' 8" tall.

many other seasons-such as hocfceyy volleyball and basketball. Ifyou are Egg on the face award goes out to remotely interested in trying your Sonny Werblin, owner of the New h.and atsports writing come on up to York Rangers, who just recently the. Cord office and I'll see what I traded Mike McEwen, Pat Hickey, can do. Specifically needed is a Lucien Dc Blois and a couple of person interested in following the others along with a sizeable amount girls' varsity V-ball team, however, of cash in exchange for Colorado's various other sports need covering franchise Barry Beck." as well. Don't be worried about The lowly cellar-dwellers of the having to cover all thegames ofyour NHL defeated the Rangers only particular sport, if you can't make a hours after they had completed the game or simply want to goofofffor a trade and all three of Colorado's week, no problem, just let me know recent .acquisitions figured and I'll see to it that the event is prominently in the scoring. Oh well, covered. Please take note that you Sonny with all your money you can need not have any aspirations of afford to wipe the egg off your face becoming a sports writer orreporter and buy a couple more chickens. to Write (I. certainly do not) but

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Applications close Mon. Nov. 12 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 15 Some Memorable Moments!

GOLDEN HAWKS 1979 EDITION VEIT JOE THE BY PIC CORD WEEKLY

In this issue ...... -SUB discussed heatedly by the WLUSU board -the Hawks end a well-played season -jazzing it up at WLU -Joe Veit has a rough weekend -prof questions administrative decisions concerning her -and more . . .

Thursday, November 8,1979 Volume 20, Number 9

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