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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. The 'Grind"!' will steal Christmas tonight THE BG NEWS Vol.70 Issue62 Bowling Green, Ohio Friday, December 11,1987 Salaries top Summit ends on budget goal, up note WASHINGTON (AP) - Senate says President Reagan yesterday ended his three-day summit by Judy Immel allocation of money within the meeting with Soviet Leader staff reporter budget, Bentley said. Mikhail Gorbachev and pron- The Board of Trustees makes ounced the talks "a clear suc- the final approval of the budget. cess" that brought "some pro- A Faculty Senate committee The CAA took faculty input gress" but no breakthrough on has recommended faculty com- into consideration when decid- reducing long-range nuclear pensation and operating budgets ing priorities by means of a missiles. be high academic priorities in straw poll at the November "A good deal has been accom- the budget. Faculty Senate meeting. Facul- plished," the Soviet leader The committee on academic ty compensation was the first agreed, hailing the treaty signed affairs, as mandated by the choice among senators, Trauth on Tuesday to eliminate me- academic charter, recom- said. dium-range nuclear missiles. On mended priorities to the Faculty Other possible items for which the long-range missile issue, Senate budget committee in late senators could vote included in- Gorbachev said: "We still have November, according to Denise creasing the number of gradu- a lot of work to do." Trauth, chair of the CAA. ate student stipends, recruit- John Bentley, chair of the ment of minority faculty and "The cause of world peace and budget committee, said the staff, equipment acquisition and world freedom is still waiting, committee will try to "enhance replacement and increasing Mr. General Secretary. It has the money allocation" to faculty student scholarships. waited long enough," Reagan compensation and the operating At the meeting, some senators said during a rain-swept depar- budget as a result of these prior- expressed concern that only two ture ceremony on the white ities being recommended, but he priorities could be listed. Other House lawn that was televised cannot say at this point whether senators mentioned some of the nationally. the budgets will actually in- items listed could be achieved crease. with little cost, and what is im- Gorbachev struck a similar Additional money for the bud- portant educationally might not tone. gets can result from a modest cost a lot. "There is still much work to state subsidy increase, a modest be done and we must get down to tuition increase and a re- n See Priorities, page 5. it without delay," said the general secretary of the Soviet Communist Parry. Reagan and Gorbachev will hold their fourth superpower summit in Moscow toward the Office bomb end of the first half of 1988, White House spokesman Marlin Fitzwater announced yesterday. injures three Gorbachev, who played host to a series of meetings in the Soviet Embassy for the past three ATHENS, Greece (AP) — A bomb exploded in the Athens Cham- days, said he hoped to return to ber of Commerce building in downtown Athens yesterday, injuring the United States some day, to three people, one seriously, and damaged a conference room, police come "face-to-face with its said. great people, to chat and to have Early police radio reports said there were "fears that there are some lively exchanges with or- dead ana injured." Later, police said no one was killed and that BG News/Mark Thalman dinary Americans." three people were injured by glass shards. Suds for Santa Police said the bomb went off under a chair on the sixth-floor con- Neither did they appear to David Eichler, sophomore criminal justice major (left). Terry Rose, sophomore electronics major (center) have resolved such other sticky ference hall where about 20 people were having lunch. and John Rusin. junior interpersonal and public communications major, pose with their seven-foot Q See Summit, page 5. "Obviously the explosion was politically motivated since we are Christmas tree made of beer cans. The tree took them about 12 hours to build it and includes 40 cases of having elections for new members in the Chamber of Commerce," beer cans. Dionysios Sotiropoulos, vice president of the Athens Chamber of Commerce, said in an interview. No one claimed responsibility for the explosion, police said. USG details racism report Driver kept in by Julie Wallace "We emphasized the basic points in the Rich Cole, National, State and Community report, and a newsletter will go out every Affairs committee chair, said the goal of the area hospital copy editor month with updates," she said. week is to enable students to make an edu- Methods for solving the campus racism Dave Robinson, USG president, said the cated decision on the issue. by Jared O. Wadley mouth, head and chest and problem presented at the November Under- report is "a good starting point," and will "Very few students have any thoughts on copy editor was pronounced dead at the graduate Student Government forum were enable goals to be set on the issue. the subject due to the lack of knowledge scene by Dr. Roger Peatee, not forgotten. The report offers tactics including making about it," Cole said. Wood County coroner. Instead, they were combined into a report the problem a topic for the English 111 and During the week, information will be cir- The semi-truck driver in The body was taken by and presented to the General Assembly at 112 proficiency exam. culated from both sides, those encouraging Wednesday's U.S. Route 6 Deck-Hanneman Funeral last night's meeting. investments and opponents demanding and Bowling Green Road ac- Home. Sherri Houston, Minority Affairs and Hu- In other business, USG members ap- divestment. cident involving two semi- The car, which pulled out in man Relations committee chair, said the re- proved plans for Jan. 25-29 to be designated The General Assembly also passed a trucks and a car is listed in front of Selvog, was driven by port is the first of many to be created on the tor providing educational material to stu- resolution stating Computer Services should "guarded condition" with a Timothy Sefltel, 137 Kohl issue. dents on the issue of divestment. O See USG, pageS. fractured wrist and other in- Hall. juries, said a Wood County City fire Sgt. Bill Hospital spokeswoman. Reinemeyer, who was at the Robert Selvog, 47-year-old scene, said he thought Ri- resident of Warroad, Minn., chard Coberly, Seikel's was driving his semi-truck roommate, had driven the New form of insulin developed containing boxes of hairspray car. and aerosols east on U.S. Coberly, who was sitting in either stops or doesn't produce enough insu- To solve this problem, Douglas Neckers, Route 6 when a car pulled out the front seat, was taken to by Tim Baker lin. chair of the chemistry department at the in front of him. Wood County Hospital be- reporter Until now, insulin, which is necessary to University, and visiting professor Sudesh Attempting to avoid a coll- cause the semi-truck parking control the amount of glucose, or sugar, in Kumar from India developed a plastic coat- ision with the car. Selvog jack landed on his left thigh. University professors and a professor at the blood stream, could only be injected into ing which protects insulin from the digestive swerved into the other lane The hospital spokeswoman the blood stream because if taken orally it fluids in the small intestine. hitting another semi-truck said Coberly was released Medical College of Ohio may have developed driven by Linda Gambino, a way for diabetics, for the first time, to take would be digested. According to Saffran, the plastic coating is yesterday In satisfactory insulin orally. "Insulin has the same chemistry as a a modification of the plastic used to make who was killed upon impact. condition. Diabetics now must inject themselves piece of meat and would be digested in the soft contact lenses. Gambino, from Lake Park, daily with insulin to stay alive because small intestine if swallowed,"said Murray He said the modified plastic of the coating Fla., suffered injuries to the □ See Accident, page 5. diabetes is a disease in which the pancreas Saffran, professor of biochemistry at MOO. □See Diabetes, page 5. Friday [ News in Brief

f Ohio State University has been selected as juror of presenting something they want to and must see; I □ Bowling Green has new store on the Graduate Student Exhibition to be held in the like to be able to see the quality of that desire and North Main, see story page 3. School of Art Gallery at the University from Jan. vision, to see something in a way that hasn't quite 11 through Jan. 22. been seen that way before. □City and Campus cops make a good Charles Massey, Jr., will critique the show on "All of this can be subtle or it can be bold; It match, see story page 4. 0 Fvhikitirvn *« Un or!»U,,nJ J* .11. Reception and awards presentations will doesn't have to be just one or the other." CXniDlllOn tO De Critiqued take place Friday, Jan. 15 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. He will Judge « pieces of work including oils. □ Students with disabilities can find it The public is invited. acrylics, watercolors, lithographic prints and tough at the University, see stories page Massey said he will be looking for "quality of mixed media works. He will also judge three- 6. concept, vision in exploration and inspiration in dimensional pieces including stone sculpture. ■ resolution." painted sculpture, jewelry and hollow-formed | □ Falcons lose 87 - 67 to Boston Uni- "From the most traditional means to far- copper vessels. versity, see story page 7. Editorial 2 December 11,1987 ^ Naughty A serious side of humor Brothers movies and "Candid show I would read mention of in times ahead, I might be able to ™ or nice? Camera" episodes and had a Cousins years later. One of the get through this whole thing. As the Christmas season approaches and wish lists to Santa ou% f0K nurse read to him from humor segments involved scenes of in- As the Monty Python gang Claus will be filled out by children and adults around the world, books. fants motioning toward an off- would put it, I got better. the BG News would like to voice its nominations for the people Cousins found that his self- camera mobile. This footage But one needn't experience a who have earned candy canes and lumps of coal during 1987. YjV\F\v* prescription worked: 10 minutes had been set to classical music, serious collagen illness or a ^5f- of laughter gave him two hours and the result looked for all the malignant melanoma to know ■A lump of coal to Donna Rice, Fawn Hall and Jessica Hahn of pain-free sleep. world like the babies were con- that life can be hard. A string of for bringing new meaning to the word "bimbo." By Craig ^ One of the reasons I was so in- ducting orchestras. rough finals, or stalled term ■Candy canes to Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan for Hergert terested in the papers that my I realize this gag loses some- papers or failed relationships making a commitment to ridding the world of nuclear r* students wrote about humor and thing in translation, but trust can loom large, too. And weapons. physical recovery from illness is me. The bit was hilarious. I laughter, I think, can help us ■A big lump of coal to the Faculty Senate for ratingthe num- Every once in a while, in spite that, like Cousins, I have re- laughed out loud, so loud that a survive. ber one priority for money as FACULTY COMPENSATION. of myself, I feel the urge to get covered from a serious illness, ■A super big coal lump to the Housing Office, the Office of serious. Today I'm going to do and, like him, I give laughter Admissions, and everyone else responsible for freshman still just that. I'm going to get seri- some of the credit for the re- A string of rough finals, or stalled term living in lounges, although neither office is willing to admit to ous — about humor. covery. being at fault. This semester I've been teach- Not many people know this papers or failed relationships can loom ■A candy cane to Richard Conrad for fighting to get the BG ing, among other things, two because the subject rarely large, too. And laughter, I think, can help Call Card users exempt from paying federal excise tax on long sections of Honors 112 entitled comes up, but when I was 18, two distance calls. "Using Humor in Non-fiction weeks into my freshman year, I us survive. ■A candy cane to the University Activities Organization for Writing." There have been was diagnosed as having a bringing a headliner concert to canpus in October. plenty of trying times in the malignant melanoma, a form of ■ A lump of coal to the Board of Trustees for approving the class, many which have in- skin cancer that usually proves nurse came by to see if I was all In the frenzied last few weeks largest tuition increase in years. volved the computers and soft- to be fatal. An irritated mole on right. of this semster, my roommate ■Another lump of coal to the Board for giving University ware we've been using, but on my left ear had become malig- And for that five minutes or and I haven't seen much of each President Paul Olscamp another raise. the whole the students nave im- nant, and the malignancy had so, I think I was. other. Today while I was setting We'll stop here with the Board of Trustees, coal may soon be proved noticeably in their writ- sir»ad to the base of my ear. The struggle, especially the the little mail that we got on the scarce. ing and we've had a lot of laughs . oaring that the cancer might psychological one, continued to kitchen table, I suddenly got along the way. have gotten into the lymph be hard. Two months after the mischievous. One of the items ■A candy cane to the 75 students who voted in the USG fall Still, as the semester comes system, the doctors performed a surgery, though, my doctor was one of those cards showing a elections, and a lump of coal to everyone else. grinding to a conclusion, it's radical n ck operation, remov- showed me a letter he had writ- picture of a missing child. Be- ■A lump of coal to Moe Ankney tor failing to produce a win- easy to stop laughing. ing and then analyzing the ten to my parents. He had told neath the bold words "HAVE ning football season for the Falcons. But give him and the grid- The recently completed lymph nodes. They found not a them that during my last check- YOU SEEN ME?" I pasted in ders time. research paper assignment may trace of cancer. up, I had struck him as being in my beaming "Out of Whack" ■A lump of coal to the hockey team for losing its first game be one thing that makes it hard That was 13 yer.rs ago, and I'- much better spirits. "Craig is picture. ever to Illinois-Chicago. for some of my HI 12 students to ve been given a clean bill of smiling again,' he had written. ■A candy cane to the volleyball team and coach Denise Van laugh right now, but the papers health. But when I was in the Now, I know a straight line According to the Harper's In- DeWalle for another outstanding season. that a few of them wrote remin- middle of this crisis, I found, on when I see one. "I think I can dex Book, a person laughs an ded me of the importance of a smaller scale, what Cousins explain that, Doctor," I said. average of 15 times a day. We ■A whole candy store to University athletic director Jack laughter. Three of my students said about laughter to be true. "It's been a couple of months need at least that many. I hope Gregory for bringing in bright young coaches like Fran Voll, did papers on the relationship The night before finding out now and the neck muscles are that card gave my roommate Jim Larranaga and Ankney. between humor and medicine, the results of the lymph node starting to loosen up, thus physi- one of his laughs. ■Candy canes to Larranaga and Voll for bringing excitement that is, the healthful effects of analysis, I was lying in bed cally allowing me to smile. It's back to BG basketball. laughter. watching television, my head as simple as that." I hope you all find, and share, ■A lump of coal to Olscamp for saying there is no parking What these students found out Cropped up by two small sand- I kept a straight face. He 15 of your own today. problem on campus, only a walking problem. during their research is fas- ags. I was not smiling, smiled. Then I smiled. Then he ■And a second lump of coal goes to Olscamp for saying that cinating. Simply put, humor and ■"happened to turn the channel laughed, and then I laughed, too. Hergert, an instructor in Eng- statement was taken out of context. The statement can stand the laughter that it evokes are to a special hour-long salute to And I had a feeling that, al- lish from Slayton, Minn., is a alone and still mean the same thing. good for you. "Candid Camera," the very though there would still be hard columnist for The News. One of my students shared Dr. ■Candy canes to Cliff Brooks and Conrad Pritscher for all William F. Fry's discovery that their work toward fighting racism at the University. laughter has the ability to de- ■A lump of coal to the people who think The News is the screase pain. Fry found that forum for stories publicizing themselves, not for the NEWS. laughter increases the prod- ■A lump of coal to the BGSU Foundation for not totally uction of the body's natural divesting, although many groups on campus have urged for painkiller, endorphin, and that divestment. patients who involved them- ■A candy cane to Ashel Bryan and the BGSU Foundation for selves in the process of making being willing to explain its position and to meet with any group others laugh were able to reduce on campus. their dependency on painkilling ■Candy canes for the departments of applied philosophy, so- drugs. ciology, psychology and biology for their proposals for the Ohio The most amazing example Board ot Regents Eminent Scholar program to bring a noted that my students referred to was scholar to campus, and to Christopher Dunn, director of the case of Norman Cousins. research services, for coordinating the project. Cousins, an editor for 77ie Sat- urday Review, was stricken in ■Another lump of coal to Olscamp for recommending student 1964 with a serious collagen ill- fee increases to balance the 1988-89 educational budget. Since ness, a disease of the connective he makes enough to buy his own coal, we'll stop giving lumps to tissue. Told by doctors that he him. had only one chance in 500 of a ■A candy cane to Karl Vogt, vice president of operations, for full recovery, he refused to give his Share of Savings (SOS) proposal to reward employees with up hope. money-saving ideas for the University. Reasoning that positive emo- ■A candy cane to Dave Robinson and the Undergraduate tions could cause positive chem- Student Government for its continued battle against student ical changes in the body, fee increases. Cousins prescribed for himself a ■A candy cane to Ernest Champion and the Cultural Diversi- daily regimen of hope, love, ty Committee for working to create a program to promote faith and laughter. To provide awareness of cultural diversity, which would be required of all the latter, he watchea Marx LOOK HOT University students. •ir timmmio uKscmsiim,,,* ■A candy cane to Dr. Josh Kaplan and the staff of the Student Health Center for continuing to try to provide better health for the students, including opening a physical therapy clinic in Letters. January and for conducting studies on the sexually- Respond transmitted infection chlamydia. Seniors saluted by just can't say. One thing's for lutely any argument if they take The BG News editorial certain though ... I don't five to- them out of context. Instead, I Siage is your campus ■A lump of coal to everyone who was responsible for there BG-style'12 Days' day." Using my pre-Christian would like to formally challenge not being a Springfest last semester. ORB. As a tribute to this year's life as a reference, I say that this Mr. Doherty and anyone else in- Letters to the editor ■A candy cane to everyone who gave blood at the Bloodmo- seniors, I would like to offer this is the human condition in a nut- biles held at the University this year. terested to lay aside all current should be a maximum of rendition of "The Twelve Days shell. By his death and res- conceptions of Jesus Christ and 200-300 words in length and ■A candy cane to the people who donated more than just of Christmas" urrection, however, Christ has blood at the Bloodmobile — the people who donated their time. read the Gospel according to should be typewritten, On the twelfth day of Christ- given every individual the John this Christmas season. double-spaced, and signed. ■ A candy cane to Mayor Bruce Bellard, who for the past 11 mas, BG gave to me, choice to live, both now and in years has managed the city, made improvements, and never This book is an eyewitness ac- Address or on-campus Twelve rejection letters heaven. And all Jesus ever wan- count of Christ's life (John was mailbox number along dated Donna Rice. Eleven research papers ted was for you and I to accept one of the 12 disciples). It should ■A candy cane to Donald Pond, Ward 1 council member- with your telephone, for Ten different roommates that gift. be read carefully and in its en- verification, must be in- elect, for proving University students can have a say in what Nine pairs of sweatpants One will notice that my ac- tirety. From this, you can draw goes on in Bowling Green. cluded. Eight trips to the bookstore count of Jesus' purpose is ob- your own conclusions and exam- Please address all sub- Seven semesters with partials viously brief and seemingly un- ine mine. Should anyone at- missions to: ■A candy cane to USG for promoting the concept of presi- Six (at least) all-nighters supported; this is intentionally tempt this experiment, I would dential evaluations by University constituents. Five P-A-R-K-I-N-G T-I-C-K- so. One could easily find quotes like to hear your results. Editorial Editor ■ A lump of coal to the trustees for saying that type of evalua- E-T-S from the Bible and other presti- The BG News tion is unnecessary. Four long, cold winters gious sources (such as Jimi W. Brian McNeil 210 West Hall ■A high sulfur lump of coal to Albert Calderon for failing to Three too many campus Hendrix songs) to support abso- 045 Rodgers come through with plans for a coal burning power plant. meals Maybe he should try burning candy canes instead. Two hundred nights a'drin- ■The last lump of coal and a dose of reality goes to Michael king SOCICDV DAVID HARRIS Marsden for suggesting to city council that police check IDs And one VERY LARGE BUR- during off-campus parties. SAR BILL Eric Rathburn THE BG NEWS 310 Sigma Nu Editor Ron Fritz Asst Photo Editor Mark Thatmen Christians asked Managing Editor Mat,mM r'''•■ i. Chief Copy Editor KimGarn Aasl Managing Editor Bern Thomas Chief Copy Editor JudaKopp to accept His gift News Editor JuMFaubM CopyEdeor JueaannEM It was from the perspective o f City Editor Carohne Langer Copy Editor MaryHrltoar a Christian of two-and-a-half Editorial Editor Bern Murohy Copy Editor JohnMeoie Wire Editor Linda Hoy Copy Editor Rebecca Thomas years that I read, first with Sporta Editor Jen McSharry Copy Editor JaredO Wedley anger and then remorse, Mike Aaat Sporta Editor Tom SkerntviM Copy Editor Juke Wallace Doherty's column Tuesday. The Friday Editor jmvoui Production Supr Mike Gin anger came from the fact that AMI Friday Editor Deborah Goftscha* Production Supr Christine Rogers Mr. Doherty's premise was that Photo Editor Rob Upton Production Supr David Simpson the only thing that Jesus ever by Berke Breathed Tha BG News is pubeened da*y Tuaaday through Friday during the academic year and wanted was peace, which is BLOOM COUNTY waaidy during me aummer aeearon by me Board of Student Pubacaaona ot Boweng Green simply not true. All one needs to NOW A verm of m-jvpice Stale Urmraferry do is read the gospel accounts w smmMKtm me MYHLf. 7 CAN FHnuy Opmone eiujreeeed by coatmnatfa do not necessarily reflect me opnone of the BG (Matthew, Mark, Luke and ■meutMNfOUOVT iMPCKamP TMWHXONO news John) of Christ's life from the frwaw. ...em.ifm. The BG New* and Boweng Green State University are equal opportunity emptoyera and ptNWN UJST Bvmess. KTT&TNM PON-TIOU do not oatonnwiete * """ll P"K«oee Bible to see that this statement put. tern* now f Tha BG News wet not accept advertawig that a datcrtmtnaaory. degrading or is false. nu«ng on the DaM ot race s«< or national origin The remorse comes from the copyright ' ifff) by the BG News rights reeerved fact that most of the United States holds similar misconcep- Business O'f •• Edaonal Office tions about the person of Jesus 214 Weal Hal Ph (411)1 3/2 2601 JIO Weal Has Ph (4191 372 2803 Bowing Green SUM uvwereny Christ. For some bizarre reason Bowing Green. Oho 43403 02'« the words of a Jimi Hendrix Summer Hours 7 10 a m to 5 p m Monday through Thuradey song come to mind when I think 7 30 am to n 30 a m Fndav of what Christ really wanted. "Will I live tomorrow? WeU, I Local December 11,1987 3 Prank gives 14 probation Economy is by Ron Fritz tion without regard for bodily harm," and a "I think we did what we needed to do — we editor Level D offense, "concerning hindering or Sreserved the process," Woeste said. "I store's 'Hart' Creventing the movement of a person on tought the original recommendation we Rich Schlitter had been a leading force in hiversity premises." made, the one-year, was enough. We rec- response from community Conklin Hall. SAB, realizing the incident was a prank, ommended it at the beginning and that's by Caroline Langer and a positive response from He was responsible for new carpet in the recommended the 11 students who pleaded what they eventua'ly got. city editor shoppers," Hale said. "The building, having presented University not guilty be placed on strict disciplinary Joe Notaro, sophomore political science people that shop here are President Paul Olscamp with a petition last probation for two years. But Derek Dickin- major and one of the 14 placed on probation, Economic conditions in pleasant and don't trash the spring as Conklin Hall council president. son, director of Standards and Procedures, said the two incidents were handled Bowling Green prompted the place. They take care of and Tnis fall the hall was commended by City placed them on one-year probation. Three differently. opening of a new store at 1094 respect the store and the Council for working with senior citizens. other members of the floor pleaded guilty "It was inconsistent," Notaro said. "The N. Main St. in time for the merchandise." The list of accomplishments by Conklin and received the same penalty. staff never pressed Rich to file charges last Christmas shopping season. Hall under Schlitter's leadership is long, but "There was not enough regard taken for spring, but now they make the RA press Harts Stores Inc. pur- The store also provides jobs now, Schlitter is lust a resident of Conklin, the safety of the RA to ensure that no harm charges. Last spring, M.J. even watched chased a package of four for about 100 residents, 20 of having resigned his presidency. would come to him," SAB's recom- when they did it to Rich and encouraged stores from another chain which are from the Universi- "I had to resign, he said. "I couldn't do mendation said. Rich to let them do it to him.'' and opened the one here first ty, he said. anything for the hall knowing what the staff The 11 students appealed to Dickinson, but Woeste said he didn't remember saying because "of the economic Harts offers discounted did to me. They stabbed me in the back." the one-year sanction was upheld. anything during the incident. level of Bowling Green which prices on its merchandise and The sophomore marketing major was one Schlitter said he feels the penalty was un- "It took place so long ago, I don't re- is, in general, middle class services, Hale said. of 14 members of Conklin Hall's first floor warranted and was inconsistent with a simi- member saying that and I don't remember and upper-middle class," placed on strict disciplinary probation for a lar incident which occurred last spring to that much about the incident," he said. said store manager Jim Hale. Christmas hours are 9:30 year, effective Dec. 1, because of a "prank" Schlitter. But last year's incident wasn't the one in Since the corporation con- a.m. to 9:30 p.m. weekdays they played on a resident adviser. "I'm very, very upset," he said. "I cer- question, Woeste said. It was the recent ac- sidered the store to be the and Saturdays, until midnight On Oct. 8, the RA had his clothes removed, tainly didn't expect this. Nothing happened tion against the resident adviser that promp- best in the package, it was on Fridays and 9 p.m. Sun- was carried from his room and placed in to the people who did it last spring to me. I ted the punishment. opened first, he said. days. front of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority. don't know what to expect anymore." "We're all disappointed and it's a shame "We believe we will do The building was pre- The Student Arbitration Board (SAB) said M.J. Woeste, Conklin Hall Director, said that we had to do what we did," Woeste 'aid. excellent this season. viously occupied by Cook's the students were guilty of a Level A offense he and his assistant handled the case as they "They're a great bunch of guys and I'm sure Already, we've had a great Discount Department Store. in the student code, "concerning taking ac- would any other. they'll do great things in the future."

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************************************************* 4 December 11,1987 Host plan to begin by Amy Burkett classes on Friday with their is interested we let their host staff reporter guide and then they experience call them and set up a weekend a touch of University life that is good for both of them," through the weekend activities Terry said. "By getting more While most are tying up last- of their host. students on campus we hope minute strings this semester "The program has already at- that they will go back and tell and preparing for a relaxing tracted 12 interested persons. their friends about their experi- break, the Office of Minority We hope to attract a minimum ences which will promote a posi- Recruitment is going full steam of 40 to 50 students a year," tive image of the University and ahead with its newest project. Terry said. increase enrollment." Clarence Terry, director of The hosts for the programs Next year the office of re- minority recruitment, is putting have been the members of the cruitment wants to invite stu- his newest program, the Minor- black sororities and fraternities dents with very high grade point ity Host Program, into effect as on campus, but anyone inter- averages and let them stay with part of his efforts to increase ested may participate in the a faculty member as their host. minority enrollment at the Uni- program. This is not limited to just minor- versity. ity faculty members — any fac- The program allows high "We invite students with a ulty may participate, Terry school seniors to spend a week- high school grade point average said. end on campus. They arrive of 2.5 or better. After we find out Thursday nights and attend a particular high school student Another phase of recruitment efforts is the second President's Breakfast which is Dec. 16 at the Toledo Sheraton Westgate. Counselors and advisers of both BGNews/Roh Upton public and community schools Bill Bess and Galen Ash and community leaders discuss HOW CAN SO MANY aspects of the University with faculty and University Presi- "MEANINGFUL dent Paul Olscamp. Partnership helps BG "The first one was in Cleve- RELATIONSHIPS" land and it went over very well. Bess was a Portage County The relationship between both As a result we have been able to by Jared O. Wadley commissioner's assistant and departments is higher quality YIELD SUCH A SMALL get more students with better copy editor director of personnel and disas- than normal because it exceeds grade point averages interested ter from 1976-78 until he accep- the standard requirements, in the University," Terry said. In Hewlett-Packard's com- ted his present position. Bess said. SENSE OF MEANING? "We are a little ahead of our- mercial "What if," the busi- "I wanted to be an English "There's a mutual agreement selves as far as applications nessman contacts his friend teacher, but in 19691 applied for that the University police be- received and the number of stu- immediately when he has an an- a position as a Kent State (Uni- come adjunct for city police," dents admitted than we were at swer to a problem. versity) officer because I Bess added. "There's a miscon- this time last year. This is due to This working relationship is needed a job," said Bess, who ception by the public and stu- Hear Josh the direct student contact with the same for city police chief teaches a criminal investigation dents that campus police have prospective students," he ad- Galen Ash and Bill Bess, Uni- course at the University. no jurisdiction off-campus." ded. versity director of public safety. Ash, on the other hand, was a Moreover, Ash said city police Whenever one has a possible so- University patrolman in 1960 for officers contact campus police if lution, he wil contact the other to nine months until he started assistance is needed. get feedback. working at the city police de- "Sometimes we (city) ask "We tell each other about any partment. them to respond to a basic com- ideas." Ash said. "Bill is my Ash said he worked his way up plaint if weVe busy," Ash said. STUDENT LEGAL SERVICES INC. sounding board." the ranks and was chief of police "That is why there is a one to The two have been "sounding in October, 1978. He added that three minute criminal response boards" for each other since he'd known he wanted to be an time by both departments. 1979. officer since he was 16. But this relationship between city police and campus police isn't as strong in other college Wishes towns. In fact a court case in Akron prompted Bess and Ash to con- V. struct a formal proposal outlin- ing their procedures in their 'Students, Faculty & Staff working relationship. The proposal, which will be completed before the end of the year, will be signed by Universi- A "Happy Holidays" ty President Paul Olscamp, the TOCO BELL city mayor, Bess and Ash. "Many university and city police departments do not work together. Somewhere in the U.S £?efti* there is one, but I don't know SLS Office will be closed from Dec. 19fh-Jan. 10, 1988 where," Ash said. "We have a good working relationship be- Remember, have a safe and sensible break tween us." This relationship, both said, is based upon a good selection process of employees and the citizens' respect. [SI "There's room for both of us in DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE A9C. -—^ the community, which improves Bowling Green law enforcement immeasurably," Ash said.

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by Denelle Jones students who don't catch on as fast as the other reporter children. "I tell them that they are doing well even if they don't get it perfect," she said. Second grade students at Kenwood Elementary Spiesman, a senior Spanish education major, School are learning Spanish. said it is her job to make up lesson plans for the day. Right now the students are learning greet- Twice a week for 10 weeks, two University stu- ings, classroom objects and vocabulary for holi- dents, Sarah Spiesman and Emily Trumbull, have days. been teaching the language and vocabulary such "I have learned a lot from teaching these second as colors, numbers and parts of the body. grade students," she said. "I have to learn chil- drens' songs and things so that I can relate to Teaching the students is very exciting, said them." Trumbull, a senior business education major. She said the students leam quickly and show a lot of She said the teacher at Kenwood, Carolyn St. enthusiasm which is encouraging. Meyers, is very helpful and emphasizes Spanish to "I don't get too many students who have trouble the students throughout the week. catching on, especially with a lot of practicing," Trumbull said. She said a lot of repetition is used which is help- She said if the students do have a little trouble ful in building comprehension. she tries to work with them on an individual basis "Teaching in the elementary schools is a re- BG News Dave Kielmeyer so they won't get behind. quirement for my major," Spiesman said, "but I The car driven by Timothy Seikel. 137 Kohl Hall, is crushed under the weight of a semi-truck in an acci- Trumbull said it is important to encourage the really enjoy it." dent Wednesday night at U.S. Route 6 and Bowling Green Road. The driver of the semi-truck was dead at the scene. Summit. Priorities Bentley said the area of salar- same expenses (as the other u Continued from page 1. D Continued from page 1. ies and operating expenses are universities), so if BG didn't summit issues as human rights "large generic areas which con- (raise tuition), then it would or a Soviet troop withdrawal Trauth said this week the CAA stitute most of the academic make what we have to offer BGo Home for the Holidays from Afghanistan. believed a shorter list would budget." Presently, about 75 weaker." With Gorbachev standing have more impact than a "long percent of the academic budget As far as faculty compensa- with a Great New Look impassively at his side, Reagan laundry list of items," especial- is set aside for the salaries of all tion being a top priority, Bentley said the missile ban treaty they ly because of the tight budget University employees and 25 said faculty salaries at the Uni- signed Tuesday was the situation the University faces. percent goes toward operating versity are among the lowest in "greatest accomplishment" of The CAA also indicated to the expenses, Bentley said. the state. the summit. budget committee that faculty "The budget is lean for this "Students should be concer- ned about the quality of their Save 10% He said "some progress has compensation should not be next year, and the budget com been made" toward a broader achieved at the expense of the mittees have to make some real- professors," he said. "The mor- on Perms and Cuts agreement to reduce the arsen- second priority of the operating istic choices," he said. "We ale of the faculty is affected by als of long-range strategic nu- budget, said Bentley. have to weigh the urgencies as low salaries as well." with Leah with this ad. clear weapons, but offered no Operating expenses, which in- best as we can." The Faculty Senate budget details. clude instructional needs such committee works with the Uni- as paper and duplicating, were A small state subsidy increase versity budget committee, made On regional issues, presuma- not increased last year, al- has and will impact the cost of up of the vice presidents, to ne- Hair Gallery bly including the Soviet occupa- though inflationary costs in- tuition, Bentley said. gotiate a budget. The budget is 352-HAIR 143 E. Wooster Expiresl2/31/87 tion of Afghanistan, Reagan said creased, which means the actual "I would bet that all state uni- then sent to the University (Rear Entrance) that "we cannot be satisfied spending power for operations versities will have an increase in President, who submits it to the with what has been achieved" so decreased. tuition," he said. "We have the Board of Trustees for approval. far. In response, Gorbachev said, "The visit to Washington on the whole has justified our hopes." We find ourselves in an Accident [ ] Continued from page 1. Also involved in the accident Un-Bearable Situation! with Coberly and Seikel were David Ogilvie, 240 Kohl Hall; Marty Matiscik, 046 Rodgers We have too many bears, so Quadrangle, and Dean Cowger, 306 Phi Kappa Psi. we've "beared" the price of our beautiful Matiscik was also transported to the Wood County Hospital, treated and released, the hospital spokeswoman said. She could rOLLY¥~>EAR not disclose the extent of Matis- cik 's injuries. The Wood County Sheriff's Of- H fice reported that Cogwer and Seikel suffered minor visible injuries, and that no alcohol or drugs were detected. Wood County Deputy Sheriff William Ervin said charges are pending. He added that he is still filling out the accident reports, and the information will be sent to the municipal prosecutor next NOW ONLY Our 20" bear for a THE BEST BEAR week. limited time only. Diabetes THE BEST PRICE! D Continued from page 1. is hard and waterproof until it encounters the many bacteria Holly Bear is more than an ordinary found in the large intestine. bear... he's soft, cuddly and a lull Once the coated insulin enters 20" tall. 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He said besides the obvious benefits STUCK REDUCTION for insulin users, the patents on the invention could bring royal- ties to the University for years to come. SALE Friday, December 11 USG Saturday, December 12 D Continued from page 1. Sunday, December 13 Surchase an IBM laser printer, ames Vanzant, USG senator, Savings in every department... presented survey results indi- wrap up your holiday shopping cating 44 percent of 258 respon- and save. dents would use the printer. During open forum, members of the Finance committee submitted an amendment to the USG constitution to update it. A vote could not be taken on the issue, though. Jim Perry, USG vice president, explained that constitu- tional amendments requires two-thirds of the General As- sembly vote. Only 19 members were present and the action required a total of 21 voting. The motion was tabled until next We Want What YOU Want semester. 6 December 11,1987 Service lacks funds Money to benefit handicapped students Freedom hindered allot money for direct services transportation. At Ohio State Gerontology major says more facilities needed by Melissa McGlllivray for disabled students. University and other schools, managing editor Instead, the providing of aux- mini-vans take students from iliary aid lies with the state Bu- class to class. But Cunningham Because Handicapped Ser- reau of Vocational Rehabilition. said providing transportation by Melissa McGlllivray said, and she cannot get direct vices now has a "zero budget" "I don't sit back on my hands would bring in the difficult issue managing editor aid from the University for such for direct student services, and refer people in and out," he of liability. items. some would like to see the Uni- said. "My role is seen here as a Cunningham said he relies versity allot funds to that area. liason — providing information heavily on Academic En- The only way she can receive Rob Cunningham, coor- and ways students can by ser- hancement to help in through She moves slowly and metho- scholarship aid is by keeping her dinator of Handicapped Ser- ved by agencies." use of the writing lab and the dically through campus amid grades up, she said, which is vices, said he is looking into the While he agrees some uni- Study Skills Center. the fast-paced lifestyles of other difficult without adequate ser- Cibility of requesting funds versities like Wright State Uni- While "BGSU isn't necessar- University students. vices. versity in Dayton provide bet- i the Board of Trustees for ily state-of-the-art in adaptive- Transportation is also a prob- direct services such as special ter equipment and services, he ness," Cunningham saia the And while many of those stu- tutoring, reader service and said the University is making Student Recreation Center is dents rely on automobiles or lem for disabled students, she sign language interpreters. some strides toward better faci- one of the most accessible faci- sheer speed to get around, Alice said. Bender cannot drive and lities. Bender uses a cane or her trusty must use her own three-wheeled "It's something I'm in- lities of its kind. bike to get around. vestigating. I'd be crazy not "I'm not saying we have ab- He also said he believes no three-wheeled bike. solutely nothing, but it's mini- disabled students are really in to," he said. A car accident on icy roads For one class, she volunteered The current role of his office mal," he said. need, because his office con- service in a nursing home and is to assure compliance with Some of those strides include tacts them and their instructors during her freshman year at federal laws and statutes which computers that help people who to work out accomodations. Ohio State University left her in had to find her own way to get §overn the rights of the disa- can't type with both hands by There are only 60 disabled a coma for two months and dis- there, she said. led, he said. allowing them to operate the students on campus, compared abled afterward. "My job is to refer them to computer with their mouths, he to 148 disabled students at the While other schools have shut- agencies that could provide said. better-equipped University of After extensive speech and tle buses or underground tun- these services," he said, ex- One of the problems involved Toledo, he said. physical therapy, the junior nels, the University nas no such plaining that the Board does not in helping disabled students is But he hopes that if the Uni- Eerontology major came to the facilities. As a result, Bender is versity becomes more accessi- niversity three years ago after not able to attend classes during ble, more disabled students will attending Wright State Uni- spring semester. attend. versity in Dayton — a school Since he came to the Uni- that prides itself on its facilities "There's nothing around here Rent your 1 or 2 bed versity in January, he believes and services for disabled stu- — you really have to work and the situation has been improv- dents — and Defiance College. struggle," she said, compared to ing. Disabled students receive Wright State, where there are $25 LOFT $55 help from Campus Safety and At the University, Bender said underground tunnels and other BY MAIL Security, the University Book- the facilities are adequate, but services for students. store, the Escort Services and the services are greatly lacking. For Spring Semester others. "This school needs more funds But to provide direct ser- for disabled people," said Ben- Bender said she believes if the vices, the department would der, who said she does not want Board of Trustees would allot Give us a call and we will send to blame Handicapped Services more money for disabled ser- Alice Bender need more funds, he said. vices, more disabled students j^ you a mail-in registration form, y^ for the problem. "Those people Phil Mason, executive assis- are all very nice — we just need would be attracted to the Uni- son has feelings like anybody (Due Date Is 12/31/87) tant to University President more money." versity. else." Paul Olscamp, said the first At Wright State, it was easier step in gaining such funds Consequently, Bender and And that, she believes, would to make friends because disa- LOFT CONSTRUCTION would be a request from Handi- other disabled must do almost help the morale of disabled Uni- 352-3836 (9-5 M-F) capped Services for the alloca- everything on their own, she versity students and help edu- bled people are more accepted, said, adding that being unable to cate those who are not disabled. she said. Free Delivery and Optional Assembly Available tion. The request would then go through the budget process, and write often makes that difficult. "There are a lot of snobs "I have thousands of acquain- the decision would rest with the around here — people do a lot of tances here, but it's hard to get Board of Trustees, he said. To alleviate the problem, she rude things," she said. close because a lot of people are Mason said such services as uses carbon paper and asks stu- afraid of you." While some stu- writing, math and tutorial are dents around her in classes to On several occasions, people dents, teachers and the Handi- now provided by the Uni- have hung up on her because she capped Services personnel are versity's Writing Lab, Study take notes for her. Cassette Xaks slowly or stutters, while "really nice," Bender said she Skills Center and other offices. tapes are too expensive, she ITS have let doors slam in her would like to see the University face when her hands were full do more to aid disabled stu- with a cane and books, she said. dents. "It's too bad they have to be "I know that there are physi- that way," she said. "It makes cally disabled people on this me feel stupid. It's frustrating campus who need their sup- and maddening. A disabled per- port," she said. Phi Eta Sigma Congratulates its 1987 Officers

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Butkus award Mugged. D Continued from page 7. n Continued from page 7. little tougher." For the Butkus award, McGowan tallied 25 points, followed Martenet and Anthony Robin- by Spielman with 24. son scored 11 points each for BG Other receiving votes were: Dante Jones of Oklahoma, 13; and Joe Moore grabbed five re- Bill Komanowsky, Boston College, 2; and Van Waiters of In- bounds in the first half as both diana and Ken Norton of UCLA with one point each. teams entered the lockerroom The panel, composed of sportswriters, broadcasters and two with BU leading, 47-43. former football coaches, awards points on a 3-2-1 basis with But the Terriers, stirred by each panelist picking his top three choices in order. memories of Tuesday's 74-49 Seminoles coach Bobby Bowden released a statement saying loss to Notre Dame, left little in "I have never had a better linebacker. He is the best blood-and- doubt during the second half. guts linebacker in college football today." "I think we turned it up a Florida State linebacker coach Wally Burnham, who ap- notch," said Jones, who led both peared with McGowan for the announcement in Orlando, said teams with 20 points. "We con- Paul has a great chance to play pro football. The scouts are trolled the boards. They were a real high on him... he can play in any league." little smaller than we were. During the Seminoles season, which led to a No.3 national Against Notre Dame, we didn't ran. sig and an invitation to the Fiesta Bowl, McGowan re- do a good job on the boards." corded 134 tackles, 11 tackles for losses, and two recovered Moore, BG's freshman for- fumbles. ward, closed the Terriers' early The award is named in honor of former Chicago Bears All- second-half lead with a offensive Pro National Football League linebacker Dick Butkus, now a rebound and layup to bring BG network sportscaster. Butkus, who attended the University of within two at 51-49. The basket Illinois, terrorized the NFL during the 1960s with his agressive, ignited the crowd of 2,351 and blood-and-guts style of play. His infamous "50" on his jersey seemed to swing the momentum was a familiar sight around the football before knee ailments in BG's favor. ended his career. Martenet added to the upris- ing by canning a three-pointer to close the Falcons' deficit to One at 55-54. But from then on it was all BU as Jones scored the next five points and BG went score- less for nearly 10 minutes. Phi Eta Sigma BG freshman Juan Street ge- nerated what little offense the is sponsoring Falcons could muster in the final half. The 6-7 forward threw in 10 of the Falcons' final 13 points to keep the Terriers from running up the score any fur- Happy Hours ther. "Juan Street came in and he December 11, 1987, from 4 to 7 p.m. was the one bright spot, tonight," Larranaga said. at Pollyeye's. BU's standout guard, Deder- ick Irving, tallied 19 markers, while Russell and Tony DaCosta Each member is invited to bring one guest scored 12 and 14 point's, respec- tively. and enjoy free pizza and refreshments. Martenet led BG with 18 points, while Moore grabbed a team-best 10 rebounds while i it also tossing in 11 points. Antho- ny Robinson, who moved into the Falcons' top-20 scoring list with a first-hall basket, scored "There is Beary Little 16points. BG guard Joe Gregory fin- BG News/Mark Thalman time left for Christmas shopping!" ished 0-for-9 from the field, in- Bowling Green freshman forward Juan Street looks for an opening in the Boston University defense. Despite 10 cluding four misses from three- points and seven rebounds from Street off the bench, the Falcons were crushed by the Terriers 87-67 last night point territory. in Anderson Arena. visit the convenient "THE HOUSE THAT ROARS" Help bring trie world together. 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Main St., Downtown B.G. 352 36)0 Camera-ready art prepared lor |Oornals, brochures, Across From Huntingion Bonk • Complimentary shopping idea Gift Guide newsletters, fliers, etc • Shoppers' aides available LaserWriter output Irom Macintosh disks • Mens' Night shopping specials 1234 North Main St. Holiday Hours: Mon- Sat. 10-9 Sun. 12-5 Bowling Green 354-4447 Classifieds December 11,1987 9

ANNETTE LOUDERMH.K, AILEEN FROST, DELTA QAMMA ORADUATINO SENIORS: Lease Ann LeRoy (L-E-caprtal-R-O-Y) RHONDA MILLER CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS The sisters ol Gamma Phi Beta wish everyone HILLIARY OOOO, and DCNISE PRIESS LORI KOKINf i A Here « your personal I hope it s not too queer I was a homesick freshman when you took me the best ol luck with finale Congratulations on your Graduation" RHONDA MILLER you know how I hale Queer personals This past under your wing, and showed me the good Have a sate and happy hosdayi Best ol Luck to you In the future KAREN WESTON year has been loo fun Thanks lor everything times and friendship Deris Gamma could bring CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT SALE CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK IN Sponsored by AMA THE Slf TERS OF ALPHA GAMMA DELTA and always being there lor me Who « going to Three years have now passed of late mght piz- AU YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS' WELL 10 30am~3 30 pm lei me when I have ha* Ik now? You know how zas and crazy dreams boyfriends, male strip- MISS YOU' UTB-YOUR DG SISTERS much I'l miss you. so you better keep m touch1 pers, and Kakirvj and Cream I'm sad to see you Only S3 00 Men ••-■ROXANNE•-•" ARE YOU GOING? ARE YOU GOING? Ahvsys remember I love ya' Deb go. but change is good I know Now it's time TUM. thru Fn. HAVE A GREAT TIME STUDENT TEACHING DELTA QAMMA WISHES EVERYONE THE to look forward and also reflect on the past. m BA and MSC loODMs NEXT SEMESTER'" GOOD LUCK ON FINALS ■EST OF LUCKC ON EXAMS"" LESUE LEROY BAHAMAS upon good times together as EUg and little that WE LOVE YOU LOTS AND HOPE TO SEE A Plan now lor Spring Break' DZ'DZ-DZ'DZ'DZ'DZ Have a fantastic Chnstmas and the best New LOT OF YOU NEXT SEMESTER1 ' 'US wi forever test I LOVE YOU! LfTB Wendy COLLEGIATE CHORALE AND ACAPPELLA Luxury accomodattons aa low as Dawn LaFond Year ever I hope finals go great lor you and remember, I'm pushing lor you Santa Claus It coming to the Union CHOIR *' "Gamma Phi Beta* • " $289 00 To the best Big a Lime could ever want" You re Wed-Thurs-Fn 10-4 CONCERT LI Joanna Includes air, hotel, and more the absolute best Gel psyched for a great Love ys. Tim Get your picture taken lor PUSH TONtOMT LI Sue Islands International Inc 1988 Love ys DECEMBER 11TH, 1:00 PM GranoW Danielle 1-800-350-1136 Little Regma STUDENT TICKETS S? Thanks lor a wonderful semester More are on DZ'SAE'DZ'SAE'DZ I'm so glad we met at the beginning ol the year SATURDAY NIGHT IS BRAD LUBBINGER S the way Merry Christmas Big Juke Mater LI'Mary Beck. The last lew weeks have been the best I hope LAST PERFORMANCE AT POLLYEYES Love and TTKE Comne COME OUT TO 440 E COURT AND WISH FRIDAY MAGAZINE Hope you have a Merry X-Mas' I'l miss you' Roses are red the future has a place lor us Don't become Weekly meetings are Monday at 7 30 PM m tn« DZ love A mine. Violets are blue romantic with the hairy buffalo next Friday BRAD A FOND FAREWELL Commons. 2nd door ol West Hal Writers, * * 'Karate Enthusiasts*"" Lime Sheila As you btew out the candle because I heard he has a nasty brie See you then and at commencement Go Browns photographers and artists are needed Non- Winter Conditioning with Power Stretch Everyone knew it was you' Soon the Prophecies of the invasion ol Israel loumaesm majors are welcome to attend Can Great Christmas Idea Cal 353-7505 Tom Congratulations on your DZ-SAE tevsliering lo Love Always. and the Great Earthquake wifl be luNxled lol 372-8967 or 353-2935 lor more information Pal. I wish you guys the best of luck' Michael Congratulations cakes! I'm so proud ol you Ezekiel 38. Dan-el 12) Forming a community, Tons ot DZ love self sufficient in food and energy, to survive. HAPPY HOURS "•PHI KAPPA PSI"" Needless to say you'l be missed very much by B«g Demse LISA POHLMAN God Wising, the coming destruction Write Saturday Dae 12 Would like to wish everyone best ol luck on a lot ol people, but especiaty by me I can't wait This wi be a weekend lor beers and bashin" Michael PO Box 4475. South Bend Indiana 4-8 PM al Uptown finals and have a sate and happy hoaday lor FLA I Love You 46634 4475 Join the Friends ol Cindy EXAM SPECIAL S20 95 PER NIGHT There s somethin ELSE, your b-day" Happy • * 'PLEDGES OF PI BETA PHI* * * 3irthday Leese SMD. RED and the Saturday Program Best Western Falcon Plaza Motel Sorority Houseboy Needed "What lies behind the wine and blue? Love. Lisa Anne. Laney and Alhson Study & relax in the privacy ol For spring semester For more information cal What secret holds the arrow true? Brian Otoh. your own room Dec 13-17 372-8092 HAPPY HOURS What mysteries wil be revealed to me Happy belated 20th birthday" Early ck-m A late ck-out Continental LORRIE MOORE Sponsored by PM Eta Sigma When I. a pledge, wil an active be? --Your Sigma Nu Brothers breakfast ft Iree coffee Resv SPRING BREAK 86 TRIPS AVAILABLE NOW! December 11. 1987 from 4 lo 7 pm Why the love, the hope, the faith? What a great surprise' Congratulations on your Your choice: South Padre Island. North 352-4674 ck-tfi students must show valid 1 year and your lavalienng »o SAE Charles at PoHyeye s Why the sense, the friendly embrace? Padre-Mustang Island: Galveston Island, BROTHERS OF PHI KAPPA PSI ID Non students not eligible Arena" We love ya' Each member la invited to bring one guest and Why the help, the staler true? BEST OF LUCK DURING FINALS WEEK Texas. Daytona Beach: Fort Walton Beach: en)oy Iree piua and refreshments Jen and Tina It must be because ol the wine and blue STUOY HARD AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS Miami Beach; Orlando-Disney World, Florida. I wait. I wonder. I wish sod then, Hilton Head, South Carolina or skiing at Study Break Happy Hours 4-8 PM at Uplown PHI KAPPA PSI-135 YEARS AND STILL I know I'll wear the active plnl Great rob organizing the Phi Psi carolers Mike GOING STRONG* LYNNE WOERTZ. EMMY OORGER. Steamboat. Colorado. All the most wanted II be an angel, a sister too, Mover We did have a good lime trying to learn destinations at discount prices Call toll tree G YOU GUYS ARE GREAT) UAA UAA UAA UAA UAA UAA And II be latthtul to the wine and blue the songs, didn't we? GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS lor complete Sunchase Tours Seventh An- UNDERGRADUATE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Lei's score big on llnals1 The Brothers ol Ph> Kappa Psi AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!! nual Spring Break Bash color brochure and INFORMATION MEETING BROTHERS OF PHI KAPPA PSI Love in Pi Beta Phi. Cathy Gu.Oo LOVE, KAY reservations today 1-600-321-5011. Thanks lor the memories' TUESDAY-19 JANUARY AT 8:30 TNs Christmas Bash is lor IN BA 110 You si are the best Spring Break Nassau Paradise Is rncl air YOU UAA UAA UAA UAA UAA UAA •••Suzy & Matt'" There is so much potential and al the oppor- MARYROSE EVANS transfers 7 nights partieis cruise lunch.etc Thanks lor everything you have done Congratulations on your Gamma Phi-Phi Psi Pin- tunities are there so make the most out ot every Since you gave me a personal on my lust day o< Call ATS Organize sm group-tree trip lor the house ning Does this mean I have lo buy you a bottle minute for it goes by too quickly college. I have been planning lo give you one on 1-800 2310113 or 203-967-3330 ol champagne, too. Matt ?' The Brothers ol Sigma Alpha Epsiten your last day' MAX STUOY TABLES DURING FINALS WEEK AT Love. Cornne As I gel older I appreciate you more and more LOST & FOUND P S. You guys stil don't know how to dress' POLLYEYES FREE COFFEE AFTER MID HEIDI HUNDOBLE. When we were Kids you kept me out ol trouble BRUCE DAWSON NIGHT THE FUN BEGINS SUNDAY. Alpha Gams are sorry to see covered up mistakes and made me feel like- "BEER UNTIL 2 30" • CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PHI PSl more than |ust a little sister, you were my fnend DECEMBER 13 440 E COURT A Brown Leather Jacket was Lost Mon al Up- BEE-W BEE-OUT CARRY-OUT Our Ume with a sister (tee LAVAUERWG TO LOFtl VLAHOS HAPPY Together we have shared secrets, laughter and Sue. Rose. & Keitey town SREWAPD Can John 354 7733 We only hope your friendships here IN FRONT OF STWORS CAFE HOLIDAYS Wi treasure m your heart at dear luys ol growing up and m time I hope mat I have Thanks lor making my test semester at BG CAMERA FOUND IN ANDERSON ARENA ON Q... PHOL We'll miss our Chteo State sitter!! returned to you some ol the love you have bearable en miss you guys the most SATURDAY (12-5) CALL 2874929 BEFORE ' "CARRY OUT BEER UNTIL 2 30' " Best ol luck to you unselfishly given to me I am forever grateful lo Remember lo be BAD next semester and say NOON AND 267-3762 AFTER NOON ASK AT STATE MINIMUM PRICES Bur son-Ma rttvtler THE SISTERS OF ALPHA GAMMA OELTA have a sister like you what the HAH! See you It March-mc N.Y. Isles FOR MARV ANNE BEE-IN BEE-OUT CARRY-OUT Wei, we've survived 440 and we wi do it great Many people have sisters graduate but whnn awal IN FRONT OF STINGERS CAFE I'VE GOT THE PLACE FOR YOU' you leave you take with you my sister, my room- Love-Jamie LOST--Man's wedding nng 5 RE WARDS Can today* Remember it takes POWER! Deems FREE LAST MONTH'S RENT male, and my best friend I'm going to miss you SUM B ft SUM R — 1-385-6417 CABLE WITH HBO CAROL WILLIAMS Love Maureen Evans You guys are the greatest roomies' Good fuck "CHRISSY STOLLAR** DRYER SERVICES (WASHER $50 PER LOST AUTOMATIC 33MM CAMERA IN Congratulations on your long-awaited Pi Kapp- on finals ft get psyched lor me Burgh" Love ya- BLACK CASE ON FRIDAY NIGHT FILM IN IT • 'JOHN BLAKEMORE** tavafcering to Todd Alien Weren't you surpris- LOAD) Mokay- -Ro HAS GREAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE IF HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ed? We love ya. Beans' SECURITY DEPOSIT When Michael gels on your nerves |ust FOUND CALL 353-2165 NO QUESTIONS I LOVE YOU GUYS Love. Shari Bonne. Renneee. Jodsler. and Miss SHARE A 2 BEDROOM FURNISHED APT WITH remember to say-Whai the HAH.!! LISA 1 ASKED Lisa 2 OTHER GIRLS-GREAT FURNISHINGS ill miss ya next semester-Jamie Suzy Van Buren CAi_l. Bi :H AT 363 4014 MaoaMany Magazine la currently accepting Congratulations on your Gamma Phi-Prn Psi pin LOST Grey, long-haired mate cat Medium sue ning fo Matt Eakm ••DEU SANDWICHES 79'* IN HOPES FOR A JOYFUL AND applications lor Photo Editor lor Spring. 1986 with yellow colter II found please call CARRIE ROADS Love, your Gamma Phi sisters 353-6518 MON FRI AFTER 10:00 PM The work is about & circulating RELAXING HOLIDAY SEASON, OELTA Issue. Forms are available In The BG News oi- STINGERS CAFE That you'l soon be graduating GAMMA WISHES EVERYONE A fice In 214 West Hal. Deadline lor applica- SUZY VAN BUREN We're super sad to see you go SAFE AND WONDERFUL BREAK tions Is Thursday, Dec. 17th at 4:00 PM. For Congratulations on your Gamma Phi-Phi Psi Pin- further Information, contact Editor Mike "JEfl-eEAR" But let us make aure you know INTRAMURALS THINK SPRING' MEN'S IN- ning' Uke Bigs like littles' SERVICES OFFERED Doherty at 372-1237 or 372-2601 WOWII wonder how many points this wi be? I Alpha Gems wish you the best DEPENDENT ICE HOCKEY ENTRIES DUE Love and TTKE. love ya. We'll miss youll FIRST WEEK BACK JAN 14; MEN'S MUGSY SPUD NEAL Suzanne ABORTION •"Laureen" THE SISTERS OF ALPHA GAMMA DELTA BASKETBALL JAN 19; WOMEN'S AND CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATING IN -"• S I can • wa I to be roomn .w-. Morning alter treatment Chnstmas wrth the SAE's COEO-JAN 20. MEN'S BOWLING ■ JAN 26 DECEMBER BEST OF LUCK IN THE FUTURE The 1867-66 members of Mortar Board would Personal & Private G Ilka to wish everyone a sale and joyous holi- '•LARGE PIZZA $2 50 1 ITEM" Christmas with the SAE's Jay Schott Center lor Chotce II day season. UNCOOKED-ANYTIME DAY OR NIGHT Christines with the SAE's Thanks for sll you've done for us these past Mugsy . Toledo 419-255-7769 Special thanks to those who made our recent BEE IN BEE-OUT CARRY OUT few years. We're all going to miss you very Wei the final stretch has arrived and our cosege Al Your Typing Needs careers are ending (a fcttte later than expected) Easter Seals Christmas Party such a success. CONGRATULATIONS TO ORIENTATION much! Prompt A Professional Thanks for being a greal roommate The work- Coileen "Here, I made up a list" Cavanaugh ' "STATE MINIMUM PRIZES UNTIL 2 30' ' LEADERS: Love, the AXO'a Ctera at 352-4017 ing world wi never be the same SAB SOY Julie "I am SO stressed out" Seartosi SHERRY BELCHER BEE-IN BEE-OUT CARRY-OUT JESUS is the ~ Yes No? PARTY PARTY PARTY SPAWN Sieve "Santa would like some, too" KIRSTEN EDWARDS Reason lor the Season OMEGA XI DELTA RULES Martenel, and ot course PACKAGING DIANNA MCKEE •GAMMA PHI BETA" Good Luck. Betsy "C'mon guys, pay attention' Smith HAVE TO SHIP A PACKAGE? DONNA MCKEE For al your shipping needs SUZY VAN BUREN CONGRATULATIONS ON WENDY NEAL JESUS is the Spud YOUR GAMMA PHI-PHI PSl PINNING Reason lor the Season Federal Express * U P S MARY STERLING NIKKI ISHAAM. The Brothers of Phi Kappa Ps- AZ Data Center * 352-5042 LOVE. YOUR UL JOANNE FRANCIE VOIGT As the year draws lo a close Congratulate their graduating seniors MIKE SPAOARO DELTA GAMMA IS PROUD TO SAY "WE JESUS is the Alpha Gams are lull of woes NEAL NERONI "GREG EYERLY* CARE" Reason tor the Season For a graduating sister is leaving Pregnant? We're here to help you through Caf Who's given House Chair much meaning MARK ClRIEUO First Hope 354-HOPE 'or Iree pregnancy tests. HEY JACK- CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY From the beginning We wish K8vm ft you a happy future The Sisters ol Alpha XI Delta wish everyone supportive service)* INGEBORG' JESUS «the Ground Mooney was the place to be MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY' We'll miss you'! good luck on llnals ft a very happy Holiday Pteaaon for the Season THE SISTERS OF ALPHA GAMMA DELTA 1 TYPING SERVICES tor el types ol papers using But aoon you'l be leaving for your knee LOVE. Season! Xerox Memorywriter For appt . please cal Things wil not be the same without you PHIUP 352-3987 from 6am to 9 p m The Sisters ol Alpha Chi Omega Night and day I wil dream about you JESUS « the On this happy occasion, wo wish to announce wish everyone the best ot luck on finals and a Walks to the park and to the take Reason tor the Season TYPING? RESUMES? CONK LIN 1ST FLOOR the pre-engagement plans ol Ms Renee SHvus sale and happy holiday season! Are some memories I wH not forsake ol BG and Mr S Hot/ ot Los Angeles. Ca The Document Storage on Diskette John. Jim. Rich, day. Todd. Scott. Adam. Paul. THE STAFF AT POLLYEYES WISHES A7 Data Center 352-5042 We've had our fights, which seemed INSANE ecstatic couple ■ ave no definite plans beyond a Bel. Joe, Ty JESUS is the EVERYONE A FUN ft SAFE HOLIDAY But st* I think you aren't a pern celebratory Caribbean vacation this summer I'm not sure what I've gotten myaett into but it Reason lor the Season SEASON GOOO LUCK TO GRADUATING Your pumpkin underwear amused most people. Please send congratulations and best wishes to WOMEN'S CUNIC sure has made this semester eventful I can't SENIORS AND WE'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU Including my noisy little ' BEEPLES'' Renee's OCMB No 5195 2700 Monroe St . Toledo. Ollering When you steep it's like a log ■magine what it would have been like without JESUS is the AGAIN IN JANUARY gynecological services A pregnancy termination you* I feel so lucky to have made 11 wonderful One mate roommate needed to sublease Haven So for al the times I wake you-MY BAD DOG' Reason lor the Season THOMAS AQUANUS buddies Good luck on finals and have a sale House apt lor spring semester $143 75 per by licensed physician including prenatal Right now things are contusing and scary, too ITS COMING1'' obstetrics, pregnancy testing. Pap lest (lor cer- But rust remember I'm always here for you* Chnstmas and remember I wil always think you month Cal 353-5121 ■re — JUSTINE CARLSON AND KIM LAMBERT TINA DEGENNARO vical cancer). VD screening, birth control inlo . Now I'm hoping thet you'l see PAM "PEE WEE ' FETE Tubal Ugaton termination ot pregnancy up "REALLY GOOD GUYS" MERRY X-MAS TO MY TWO NEWEST UP Here it is a personal just lor you' What a Just how very special you are to me" TOWN BUDDIES- BEST FRIENDS PAM, PAM, YOUR TIME IS UP. through 10 weeks (special rates lor students ) Love. Ellen semester we've had together Eucre at 5 AM. LOVE, SWEET PEA YOUR TERM IS DONE! 9 By appointment 1-241-2471 LOVE BRIAN Dole Breakfast, Mystery Mistletoe" . Cycle Werka in Moving to a New Location YOU WERE GREAT 1 KARMEY Beacnbali games Its geen great I'm so glad Come see us Spring Semester at AND IT WAS FUN! Here's lo me men that we love. you are commg back I could never get a better ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA & SALAD 248 1-2 S. Main. GET PSYCHED FOR '86 And here's lo the men that love us roommate Thanks Buddy' Have a GREAT SMORGASBORD AT POLLYEYES FRIDAY 4 CUZ ITS A NEW BEGINNING PERSONALS The men that love us aren't CHRISTMAS' SUNDAY FROM 119 ONLY $4 00 440 E IT'S TIME TO GET READY Dawna Dunn and Stephanie Schuttz the men that we love (a girlfriend?) Love ya (T T F N ). COURT FOR A LIFE FULL OF WINNING. Now its lime to say good-bye. So — them al and here's lo us'! Jen TTF Alpha Chi Neophytes: You guys did an Two sisters who wsl be missed Happy Birthday and Happy Hoedays' PI PHI LOVE. TISH RICKER AND KERI BISCHOFF awesome |ob last night. The skit and song were Our limes shared wi be remembered. (drinks are on me'") FALCON HOUSE "BETY THE CAT" CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF YOU FOR X-MAS SALE greet' We hope you si do your best on finals' And you'l stay In our hearts forever' Love and Friendship. YOUR POSITIONS ON THE SENIOR Love. Your Active Sisters Good Luckl Love, your Phi Mu Sisters Your Bad Influence PAUL CONNELL CHALLENGE EXECUTIVE BOARD DELTA 123 S Mam St Kathy iHopscotch| It takes a team' Good Luck this weekend and GAMMA IS PROUD OF KERI AS GENERAL over break' Open Dairy 10-9 Amy Read. DAYTONA"DAYTONA"DAYTONA Happy 8 mos 7 days! CO-CHAIRPERSON, AND TISH AS KICK-OFF Downtown. B G Congratulations on your Gamma Phi-Pi Kapp Party Cruise. Hawaiian Luaue. and plenty ol Love, Meut POLLYEYES HAS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR CHAIRPERSON lavasenng to Rob Klees beer Daytona Beach has it alloc only 1215' For Kelly Vaughn Cindy Sochi Lisa Lattlmore THE IMPORT LOVER AT CHRISTMAS WE TO ALL MY BROTHERS Love. Your Gamma Phi Staters more details, cal Maroe 372-3896 or Natalie Good Luck' on 440 presentations I can't wait HAVE GIFT PACKS WITH AU OF YOUR IN PI KAPPA ALPHA 372-5447 until me "I survived 440'' party I love my PR FAVORITE IMPORTED BEERS 4 DIFFERENT THANKS FOR ALL THE FUN EIGHT PACK SETS TO CHOOSE FROM OR AND SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS ANN-MARIE NOTARO DEB, CHAR AND MOSELEY roomies! Deanna MIX-N-MATCH YOUR PERSONAL YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST Rent Your t or 2 Bed Loft CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING ELECTED You are the BEST roommates a person could lor Spring Semester Last Chnstmas I gave you my heart. FAVOFBTES 440 E COURT 352 9636 KEEP UP THE PROGRESS! PRESIDENT Of KO. ONLY ONE MORE have' Thanks for putting up with everything and but the very next day. you gave it away By Mail' MONTH UNTIL THE FILES MOVE FROM MY being so patient This semester has been a Q Wi the Sigma Nu s eldest snake Pogo. get This Christmas lo save me from tears. ROB CLAPACS SIDE OF THE ROOM TO YOURS. tough one in a lot ot ways and I couldn't have rid o* lw 3 years old leces thsnks lo the vef Cal Loft Construction II give il to someone special (TWO-NINER) GOOD LUCK IN 'Ml made ft without the support ol you guys' Good You guys ARE special A Probably, but it still wont break SpKJy's (9-5. M-F) lor a KAPPA DELTA LOVE, luck on finals I'l miss you over Christmas" record which made the Gumess Book ol World Mad in Registration lorm MERRY CHRISTMAS' LAURA Love you--El RtOOfoU J squared ft S cont. on page 10.

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SUNDAY - SOBMARINE RAGES Place: Hilton Inn West • RELIEF PITCHER NIGHT 3180 West Market Street (Across from Summit Mall in Akron.) kinko's Time: 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. THE FUNDRINKERY 113 Railroad St. NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY! 354-3977 1532 S. BYRNE 382-1366] Classifieds 10 December 11,1987 cont. from page 9. I male roommate needed immediately tor spr- 10 SPEED BIKE FOR SALE- GOOD CONDI ROOMMATES NEEDED TO SHARE APART- DEAR HO-HO 13 Margo Etas if S7 ing semester in University Village Nice apt Can TON CALL KATHLEEN 353-0037 BEST OF MENT CLOSE TOPCAMPUS RENT IS JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU QOOO LUCK You're the bast In the world I hope youhave a soon 354-0684 FER MOVING NEED TO SELL FAST' NEGOTIABLE! CALL FOR MORE INFORM* AGAINST PRINCETON THIS WEEKENDI I'LL vary Marry Christmas and Congrats on your TION AFTER 1:00 3S4-0W SE WATCHING YOU-'QOALSCORER' Alpha Phi executive office I'm so proud ol you1 To Mandy A Nancy. Thanks lor Doing such great 1 or 2 to rmtes needed to sublease apt spring 1978 OLDS CUTLASS AM FM AC AUTO. ALSO. I HOPE YOU HAVE A MERRY )|c jt jjt Love. Steph friends' Wall party over break* Merry semester 352-6037 POWER BRAKES S LOCKS SI.000 CALL SPRING SEMESTER RENTALS Christmas" CHfU8TMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY! I'M 364-3442 --631 Seventh No 2 needs tomale 1 or 2 rmtes needed to sublease 2 bdrm apt REALLY OONNA MISS YOU A LOJ OVER Love ys. -621 E. Merry D6 needs male Lor 1 Cleveland. Q S* Good location Ca» 352.4990 today1 A 1M7 NISSAN SENTRA 5-SPEEO, AIR CON- BREAK!!! *^ Tracey -849 Napoleon No 33 needs female After 4 and a half years, we're finely finished' DITIONING HM-FM CASSETTE, EXCELLENT •C ALL MY LOVE, MARIA ^ I or 2 roommates needed lor spring Butt Apts -402 High SI Apt 2S needs male What wd I do without you around to la* to or CONDITION. MUST SELL, 16200 CALL $118 a month Cal 354-4035 -707 Third SI Apt B 0 complain to? You're the beet roomie and lnend I To M«s Lort Koklnda Miss Rhonda Millar 154-1345 AFTER 5:00 PM -707 Ttord SI Apt D Dab. Hodl, Rene. Weasel. Mlchele.Kel.ey. could have ever asked tor1 W"W and Miss Karen Weslon: 1 roommate needed tor spring semester 2-car CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -727 Ttord SI Apt A Kathleen, Michelle, Sue * Anna, W -A. Love. Susan Ap Thanks tor heic-ng make this the best semester garage, dishwasher, washer and dryer Call TREK 1000 TOP Of THE LINE ALUMINUM • 120 South College HCYI You guys have a very merry Christmas' evert We're testy going to m«s you 352-6505 Cheap rent FRAME RACING BIKE. BRAND NEW CONO., -236 Troop St ♦ >f jV Love yal Jecqule Lon-Here's lo more Thursday nights. Friday Marina. 1 roommate needed $79 i -no plus MM A0V0CET COMPUTER, KRYPTONITE LOCK, Cal John Newlove Reatostate 354-2280 « nights pi), Saturday nights ft) Rhonda-Beware Wish you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Phone 372-5815 OVER DOUBLE INVESTED. S350 353-2739 of that Florida sun although we're sure you'll DEBBIE COFFMAN. Year Take care in be back spend much ol your time INDOORS! 4TH ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR APARTMENT For Sale Alvarez Acoustic guitar Almost new. uUbteaaa a GREAT apartment this spring! Close HAPPY BWTHDAY' YOU ARE A SUPER Karen-Don't get earned away with thai CLOSE TO CAMPUS FEMALE NON- $226 Cal Joe at 372-1176 to campus, wel lurnlshed. fun roomies It FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU TONS HAVE A l -NoMirl C2-J Nlcoa "Southern Hospitality"-QO BAMAI SMOKER PLEASE CALL KIM OR LAURIE AT you're female and don't smoke, we have 2 GREATjHbAI DAYDAY! MEN'S DOWN-FILLED COAT. TAN. SIZE ML. Anyways-Good Luck. Best Wishes. We love 353-3638 vacancies Just cal 353-8210 MERRY CHRISTMAS. $85, CALL 354-1754 OR 372-8405 (LEAVE MERRY CHRISTMAS you- the lirst floor DEB SQUARED Female roommate Own bedroom Non- MESSAGE) SUBLEASE FURNISHED EFFICIENCY JuaaHabert TO MY KAPPA FAMILY smoking Low rent Can alter 5 PM 363-2529 BEAUTIFUL LOCATION CLOSE TO CAMPUS *s .iHave you hugged your New Jack Nlchlaus golf clubs, W thru 3 Iron NANCY, LAURA AND JULIE $249 MONTHLY CALL 354-6713 ~W DZ LIL AMY FEARNSIDE DZ V roomie today? 1 Female roommate needed for spring semester putter. 3 woods, bag 6 pull can. Si SO. I'M SO HAPPY WERE ALL RELATED It has bean so tun "apollng" you No one could Love Youi Own bedroom Close to campus Can Nelum 352-2201 HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS ask for a "more special La" than you -Lanoar 353 3329 Sublease 1 bedroom furnished efficiency AND A FABULOUS NEW YEAR! PEAVEY KEYBOARD AMPLIFIER-SPEAKER. Jar See ya next year, Love Kim ■ff Ctoee to campus 703 2nd St Apt 48 Al LOVE- Female roommate wanted lor spring semester 130 WATTS, 12 INCH WOOFER, DUAL unities paid $200 a month Phone 354-2974 Ussy. PAIGE $128 a month Cal 354-0897 PLEZO TWEETER, 3 INPUT MIXER-EQ, $285 GAMMA PHI BETA Jc*i wanted you to know that I'm going lo miss WITH COVER-CALL 354-1754 OR 372-8405 SUBLEASING FOR SPRING SEMESTER 2 Female roommate needed to share apt with 1 Kathryn MaUr-I'm really glad you decided to you altar Dae 19 Who wil I watch Days and (LEAVE MESSAGE) BDRM 2 BATH APT ON 4TH ST LOOKING 1 1 To my pals in the PENTHOUSE roommate lor spring semester S Enterprise take another little" I couldn't be happier Hope ALE with? HAI Baal of Luck lo you S.Troy FOR 2 OR 4 PEOPLE NICE APT CLOSE TO Thoee G-forces reany changed my We But you 353-5424 you have a great Chrtstmas'--Love. Lil' Cathy esa Love. Susan got a good PADDLING tor your punishment CAMPUS $120 PER MONTH S ELEC CALL fatafa-!' GAMMA PHI SETA af M Have a Merry X-mas See ya after break Females needed to IIH apartments second FOR RENT 353-0604 ANYTIME semester Phone 352-7365 NANCY MCINTYRE BARNEY Two bedroom unfurnished apt to sublease for Happy holidays. National Student E Good Luck at ALMA and with Todd' P S Tel FRED I said Hi' Hurry1 Female roommate needed Spring Own spring semester $280 a mo plus gaa & elec 1 tomale roommate needed to sublease apart- from the NSE Office I'm gonna miss you so much. You're the room $116 a month Cal 353-2528 alter 5 Cal 364-0493 #Tt TO MY VERY SPECIAL LIL KIRSTEN mett lor spring semester '88 Great roomies- greatest roomie & Iriend I've ever had' Keep in PM Close to campus HAPPY HOLIDAYS" I know I haven't always been the greatest Big. *iexpensive. Call 353-5017 Two females need third roommate lo share touch! (I mean It) but I want you lo know that you mean the world I'VE GOT THE PLACE FOR VOUi apartment on 4th St for 2nd semester IT in- Love S Friendship 4-Ever. 1 female roommate needed 10 sublease Avail TO THE WOMEN OF 505 CLOUGH, C31 to me' Here's to more good times next FREE LAST MONTH'S RENT terested, please cal 354-3219 MOLLY 11 spr summer 88. $130 mo and furnlahed Cal semester' Get psyched for tonight CABLE WITH HBO >v 353-3243 Wanted 1 roommate lor spring semester. Own 4 YOUR BUDDY. fLA, LITB DRVER SERVICES (WASHER S 50 PER room, washer, dryer, and dishwasher Cal MAGENTA 7f PACHAUS Anne LOAD) 1 or 2 roommates needed tor spring Room of Carol 352-2203 Kale Chrislougenna Kai SECURITY DEPOSTI your own in large apartment Rent la j /TV»»JI - EtltchlemenoB O To the 134 Manvite (amity SHARE A 2 BEDROOM FURNISHED APT WITH negotiable. Cal Carole al 352-9635 HARK BEN ROWE, 1 2 OTHER GIRLS-GREAT FURNISHINGS' Are you Hainan? •fc ^fa/w«,iKamourttos Chronos I'm heading tor home to be aH alone 2 bdrm. apt. New carpet $375 a mo. ht. pd. MeAgapi. CALL BETH AT 353-4014 CHRISTMAS CLASSIFIEDS In my ayes you are gllatonen! Graduation draws me away Avail 12-19 Sublease tor spr. sam. avail. Call Nancy You're a beautiful sight. Tho I'm not here. I'll hold memories dear Scott al 352-6440 PS. I hope you're ready lor Tuesday night I'm so happy tonight. And think ol you aN every day Needed 1 female rmte for spring sem to IIMIIIMERRY NOEL HANLONMHM! 2 bdrm apt newly redecorated Heat includ Walking in a Winter Wonderland You're the besl ever none being better share 2 bdrm apt 1 mi Irom campus with h HAPPY 22ND CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY'!' 1 Roy. *» Aval Jan 1 352 7464 i 823-7555 „;,< MERRY CHRISTMAS Merry X-Mas American Style -« For making my last semester swell other female Nicely lurn Plenty ol parking YOU'LL BE MISSED TONSSSSSS aQVER I Love You Always. So with a sad sigh. I raise my glass high. S860 a sem plus elec a phone Call Melanie 2 bdrm fum apt for sublease lor 1988 spnng * BREAK! Thank you Terri. Ellen and RacheUe' 363-1787 evenings for more into a summer semester. $440 a month ■ LOVE. WHO ELSE # Love always Beth [negotiable) 615 Second Street. Please cal al I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY Non-smoking female needed to sublease apt 353 8617 FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS AT THE BQ SAE'ROBHORBALY-SAE immediately and spring sem $ 106 25 a mo •"DEBBIE DOLAN--- NEWS FOR MAKING MY JOB A LOT EASIER 1 To the best house boys on campus Cal 352 5432 ask lor Kathy. eves 2 Bedroom apt $280 a month Call after 4 It's our Ural Christmas together and wel be Wow' You're very own personal AND TONS OF FUN. MY TIME WORKING Don't you feel special'' TIM 4 MIKE: 354-2878. Available immediately apart, but not lo* long though1 Our time together fr 1 Pictures with Santa Claus WITH YOU HAS BEEN A GREAT EXPERIENCE You guys have been the greatest Good kick on before and after X-mas wil be very special lor Wel. aorta sure SAVE IT!! Union Foyer Wed-Thurs-Fri 10-4 Apartment tor rent Village Green apts Close to AND I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. HAPPY Don't be crabby ft get ready lor a wild evening your finals 4 have a very Merry Chnstmas' both ol us1 I can't wait1 You are so much and Proceeds to PUSH HOLIDAYS AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK. We k>ve you. the University, a nice place lo live 1 or 2 more than everything I've ever wanted and with your "Brown-eyed girl!" Play Units lor the Severely Handicapped bedrooms furnished-unfurnished Call ROB CLAPACS Love. Terri The Alpha Xl'a hoped lot' You've made me happier than I've 354-3533 1 PM - 7 PM (YOUR^FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD P S Stay awake and Merry X-Mas1 ever been! We won't ever end' Congratulations 1 ADVERTISING A Roommate needed 2 blocks from campus APARTMENT FOR RENT on graduating! I'm so proud ot you. Honey* TO THE FRIENDS. ADMIRERS. SALES REP) AOUAINTENCES. FRIENDLY ENEMIES. OR SI 23 a month plus utilities Cal 352-4326 NEXT TO CAMPUS Thanks lor everything you've brought into my SCOTT BROWN life and more thanks lor the future* I love you All I want lor Christmas is YOU ANYONE ELSE WHO WILL ADMIT THEY Roommate wanted Avail Jan Lease term NEED 1 MALE TO SHARE COST ■Debbie, more than you'll ever know' ■* JACOUE AND STEVE DALEY * See you under the mistletoe KNOW negotiable 3 bdrm house Laundry plus other CAN MOVE IN ANYTIME CALL 353-3840 ^"VvLOVE AND FOREVER YOURS! 11 j Ace those linalsi Happy Holidays. Lpye XOX, I43--Jacqu*e JAMIE SLAVIN extras PH 354-1386 COME SAY GOODBYE TO THE OBNOXIOUS Qfg> MATT "GOOSE" TELFER & Sister Steph 3fc 1* NEW YORKER SATURDAY NIGHT* Midnight is SOS ar APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SPRING JAMIE SLAVIN- Jj ^ SheSey Winter-■ our Una! goodbye toast Don't miss it! It's at SEMESTER St. COMPLETELY FURNISHED. * •••TY ALAN DAMON' •• 'F Remember yellow. Hal. C-l-L-L. I Never, the Thanka for being the best little I could ever SAVE OUR SKIN Mickey's in Visage Green Apts on Lehman Call CALL TIM AT 352 7182 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year lo a great novel. Grapevine. NASA, Ian clubs, poeelbry ask lor. I'm gomg to mras you over Sue 2-5763 for directions great roommate'" Don't party too much groupies, marathon talks, and me' Thank you break Desperately looking or 1. 2, or 3 people to -•the Jamie Slavin Fan Quo- Jjj. MATT "GOOSE" TELFER jf. doesn't cover it al. but even I can't think of the Love ya. PS Jamie SURPRISE Guess what you're in- Ail we want lor x-mas is 1 -4 males-females lo sublease 2 bdrm lurn apt on Second St tor words Merry Christmas See ya in March --}»-*->*-}*% Karen ited< Get ready lor a night ot wild fun from your lake over our 2 bedroom University Village 1988 Spring & Summer semester Please call M With much love-Sue A- friends-Sue Rose KeUey Kevin Amy and Mickey Apartment ASAP, excelent rates available at 353-8817 "CHI OMEGA PLEDGES" 362-1064 Good Luck on Finals Shop Jeans N Things East Merry apt for rent Roommate needed for To the Girls ot Dunbar 4th Highs We can't wait for you to go ACTIVE Q + JAN DRAIME lor all your Christmas shopping needs SMOKERS WELCOME I female needed lo spnng semester Located close to campus Call MERRY CHRISTMAS XO Love. .St Help' My chestnuts are growing1 Thanks tor be- 531 Ridge St sublease Frazee Ave Apt $95 a month plus 3530799 & ing you and for putting up with me lor the past eleclnc 354 2673 Your Anxious Sisters fv Open Monday-Friday 10-8; Saturday HAPPY NEW YEAR East Merry Apt for rent 1 or 2 males (or spring lour (your check's in me mail, 10-5.30and Sunday 12-5 00 efcj WE LOVE YOU GUYS WANTED. 1 MALE (OR FEMALE! ROOMMATE semester 2 bedrooms. 2 bathrooms Only Elagu Eesti and Merry Chrffitmas^h-ng TIINA JULIE squared NEEDED FOR SPRING SEMESTER ALL $118 per month Cal Jetf or Steve 354-3242 * SUZY VAN BUREN a}C UTILITIES EXCEPT ELECTRIC PAID 2 ■^ "MICKLE PICKLE Females needed to til apartments second Janei, HAVE I TOLD YOU IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES To KING GAMMA" JOHN DtMICHELE BEDROOMS. LARGE LIVING SPACE IF IN- LETS RENT REINDEER AND GO SLEDOING IN semester Phone 352-7365 1 I'm going away, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU? EVEN IF I HAVE, I it's been great with you in our chapter1 You still TERESTED. CALL 354-5121 THE PUMPKIN MOBILE MAYBE I'LL SETTLE and it's going to be herd LOVE YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES AND I Free Heat, close to shopping, on-site manage- FOR CUDDLING WITH YOU AND A MOLSON owe us a year 1 -2 dues-but we'll take a stolen WANTED: 1 or 2 FEMALES TO SUBLEASE I can't put a laugh AM GOING TO MISS YOU EVEN MORE OVER keg into consideration1 ment, private entrances 1 & 2 bdrm available MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BEST SANTA" APT FOR SPRING SEMESTER ASSUME or a smile on a postcard BREAK 1> Good Luck1 We're gonna miss you lols and w* Varsity Square Apts 363-7715 WITH LOVE. BEEJ LEASE 5 OCCUPANCY ANYTIME AFTER What we've been through, ALL MY LOVE FOREVER AND EVER. * be expecting your alumni newsletter soon 4* 12-20-87 VERY CLOSE TO CAMPUS AU Frun 1 bedroom apt. cable hookup, patio, lots -BIG JENI MCCORMICK' T< can't be replaced MATT... With GOB love. UTILITIES EXCEPT ELECTRIC ARE PAID ol closet space, close to campus. FREE HEAT. I just wanted to wish you a Very Merry The memories we have ♦> S I AM STILL TRYING TO GET MY PARENTS Lynn. Lisa & Michelle PLEASE CALL ANYTIME 354-5810 water, and garbage pickup Cal 354-6023 Christmas' I am so excited to be your little and can't be erased *% TO GO TO NEW YORK OVER BREAK" m "XI Best" family Have a great vacation and a Keep these in maid. Fum 2 bedroom apt within waking distance Aj THE SISTERS OF CHI OMEGA WOULD LIKE UAA U A A UAA UAA UAA UAA fun holiday M and II try not to cry Irom campus Cal 352-4380 1 ^TO WISH EVERYONE GOOD LUCK ON The Undergraduate Alumm Assoc would like to «rV I tove you. Big Because this is "hasta luego", HELP WANTED FINALS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON!' -^ thank all those who helped with Finals Week Help' 1 mala roommate needed 670 Frazee -JjjT. *"* Little Stephen! ■£ It's not good-bye. Survival Kits Special thanks to those who Ave Apt 13 $125amonth Nice apt-loft-close Friendship Always. Cathy TO MY BOSSES AT THE BG NEWS: Help Wanted to campus Mark 353-7321 detvered them Alpha Phi Omega would like to wish everyone BOB, JAN, BARB. AND NANCY- UAA UAA UAA UAA UAA UAA Babysitter needed occasionally THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR HELP Houses 4 Apartments close to campus lor Spr- good luck on finals and may we all have a vwy Jen. Musi have transportation and experience AND CONSIDERATION DURING MY TERM AS ig Semester 1988 and 1986-1969 school Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' V' A Special Christmas wish from 350 mi. away Cal 1-833 7962 A SALES REP. YOU HAVE GIVEN ME MANY WE wish all B.G.S.U. Students year 1 267-3341 Thanks for the past 2 months and if that's any Alpha Phi Omega'DEAR LITTLES* FOND MEMORIES AND YOU ARE THE BEST Good Luck on Finals nojcanonindication otui theine futureruiuie I'mi m lookingapninv forward to it Male roommate wanted lo sublet with three Attention Betsy Belchard and Mtionie Ratlin I GROUP THAT I HAVE BEEN ASSOCIATED HOUSEBOY wanted for Frencn House lor Spr- Love. And a Festive Holiday Season' males Low rent. 10 minute walk from campus would Ike lo wish you both good luck on finals WITH. ing Semester, free meals For more mlormalion. Woody THE SISTERS OF ALPHA GAMMA DELTA Call 354-0879 / your noways be merry and bright'_ THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, cal 372-2871 4 * Three-etghths Male roommate needed lor Spnng semester i- ROB CLAPACS IN NEED OF CHRISTMAS MONEY' Your Big, Well jube. it's finally here Great location, your own large room. Rent JILL STANTON a You must go out PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE AT THE Cubby Kiser It's hard to believe It's tmo seven weeks since $165 a mo S low utilities Negotiable Cal To my friends in 2nd tows Ashley And drink some beer FUNDRINKERYi WE NEED ENERGETIC. that special night I met you! We've done so 353-5416 I am so glad to have al of you aa my friends-It OUTGOING AND FUN PEOPLE' FLEXIBLE much since Ihen, and I've enjoyed every minute You re pasl your teens Cassl. Shirley, Lisa Rombach, reefy means a tot to me! You've finally hit twenty SCHEDULING FOR CAR-POOLING APPLY IN Male roommate needed to sublease 2 bedroom ot it' I rust want to say thanks for everything fashion designer and Booger: I hope you all have a very Merry Your roommates love you PERSON AT HENRY J'S 1532 S BYRNE apt lor spnng sem $693 tor sem 354-9407 especially lor being you! Have a wonderful Here's my Christmas gift to you, Chnstmas-(and get what you al wanted on We'l be sure you drmk plenty1 WED-SAT AFTER 8 PM Christmas and think ot me. for I'l be thinking ot NEED 1 ROOMMATE TO SHARE 2 MAN APT To thank you for your friendship Sue s X-mas board)! J'(»,/ Love. Leeners. Farthers. Aim & We We yguLLove. %&€*■ We are recruiting women to work in an SPRING SEMESTER RENT $135 455 S So tried (whew!) and true ■^*1_ I tove you guys' Steph +}5* estabkshment to open soon at Spring Street. ENTERPRISE CALL RON 354-6113 And to tree! you to McDonald's tool R0MAN WHEN YOUR MONEY GETS TIGHT. CHECK Lima. Ohio H you are at least 18 years old, en- Lot the others think they're cool 4l*? kS£ NEEDED 2 FEMALE ROOMMATES FOR FALL jg . To My Special DZ Family, OUT THE FRONT DESK OF ANY DORM. toy being around people and are interested m Cause are know that we're Just peachy! JudiMAer 88 FURNNSHED APT ON SIXTH ST CALL flV ** Please stay safe over break FRATERNITY OR SORORITY HOUSE FOR pursuing an exciting career in entertainment, Love ya guys, Congratulations on your new rob at Harts' NO 2-4474 Let's do more next year together : VALUABLE POLLYEYES COUPONS WE WILL please send your resume and a recent picture Another semester through, just one more for *•* ;** /»* Love. Kim R DELIVER UNTIL 4 AM DURING FINALS to: Ms Julie Butfenbarger. 428 1-2 E Needed One non-smoking female to sublease you! Have a great Chnstmas ft New Year. WEEK 440 E COURT 352-9638 Woostet. Bowling Green.OH 43402 apartment located on E Merry Street Cal a, TO MUFFY. TUFFY. AND FLUFFY jk 354-3240 V% *"» \» * (ALIAS) ANGE. STACE, AND PAM ^^ CATHY FERGUSON WISHING YOU EACH A FESTIVE HOLIDAY Nicest Apartment Available! Jule and Adam. W I hope Santa brings you that tal. dark. A hand- SEASON FULL OF LOVE. HAPPINESS. AND WANTED FOR SALE Spiral staircase, dble garage, dble beds, a some man you've been looking for" After all. Thank you for letting me be your third wheel PLENTY OF HOT CHOCOLATE AND KAHLUA wooden balcony Needed 1 female roommate Merry Ctvatmaa. I LOVE YOU Bolh! you have been good-haven't you? Happy 20th M THANKS FOR BEING THE ONLY HUMANS lor spring sem Cal 353-4534 * * Mel j, JaV * 1 tomato wanted Spring Sem Own bedroom '78 Pontlac Sunbird-very good condition, auto, Birthday, too! jw WHO COULD EVER TOLERAT&WE EOR A iL ^ Love. Pam J^ ~ * » Cheap rent, good location Please call sunroof, great on gas S900 or best offer Cal Roommate needed to sublease 2 bedroom apt WHOLE YEARi LOVE. BUFFY "F * $225 a month utilities pad 352-2429 MaivY lai MlaC al 354-30.14. JULIE CAMPBELL TOM SCHLOEMER Have a very Marry Christmas I found a new way ol letting you Just think this is the last one apart' I LOVE YOU' CHERYL, Although, being m Hilton Head. I will miss the Here's to our first of many X-mases together SOMETHING FOR YOU TO REMEMBER snow Time,* our only obstacle (not distance1) WHILE I AM AWAY: LOVE, Love-Sher- I WILL BE THINKING OF YOU ALWAYS AOAM BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL TO A Winthrop Terrace Apts. ME. Tony" "& Kevm. J-T Tf HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A I |ust wanted to say "I tove you'' and I'm so hap- M HAPPY NEW YEARI . Exactly 6 months from mis Christmas Day. will py wel be spending our fifth Christmas ^ LOVE ALWAYS, CALLEN «F be OUR own special day I can't wait to begin togethetj' the rest ol oui vves together. Merry X-mas' Jj- ^ Love. Steph i ov«- Km,i [Second SemestefTeasesi COLLEEN JOY SKERYO WEENIE. eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeaaa* •eaaaeeaaaeeoeaeaeeae ee eaeeeee aa aa »»»•»•» t»»»fti HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! LAURIE BRACHT HAPPY BIRTHDAYII Fireworks. NH. Red Doors. MT Washington LAURIE BRACHT You can only go one way! Zoo's. The Rhino ITS THE BIG "20" Hey Big! I hope you have a great Christmas 1 & 2 Bedroom Apts .- Fum. & Unfurn. PREPARE FOR CONSUMPTION wants a piggyback' Best damn picture in the break' Watch out for that spiked eggnog'lk -, stale' Twitching. Dates. Speech Class, the I LOVE YAI PI PM Love. ■vary. Thanks lor the memories. Merry ANGIE ■T-H^r ""-LOV* -**«■ Includes: Heat, Water, Full Time Maintenance Lil' AVA Chnstmas, I Lon Youll PS 00 HOTDOGS REALLY FLY? ^ 135?: *— GNU DAVE LENHART SAVE $'§ WITH SPECIAL RATES DURING DECEMBER It's over Roomie' Now we're off to the reel WENOY NEAL 1 Happy Birthday on the 22nd world' Hope you have a very Merry Chnstmas 1 Have a great Christmas & New Year Have a Merry Christmas and a "|oty" New Year Jj- _£ Love.Suean » Your "ttle loves you" Good luck on h Sandy •MM Office: 400 Napoleon Rd. Hrs: Mon-Fri 9-8 Jj]L j Love. Pam 332-9135 Sat & Sun 10-4 PS W* I see you at al next semester? If

DECEMBER COUPON SPECIAL DECEMBER COUPON SPECIAL DECEMBER COUPON SPECIAL \ i \ I 16" One Item Pizza I 2 10" One Item Pizza 13" One Item Pizza I I Chicago Style extra Chicago Style extra BJ25 Chicago Style extra Extra Items 75' ea. I Extra Items $1" ea. I i*3 5 Extra Items 50* ea. I I I One Coupon Per Order One Coupon Per Order I One Coupon Per Order I I I 352-5166 352-5166 I 352-5166 I I Open 4 p.m. I Open 4 p.m. Open 4 p.m. I I ■ Ffl€€ D€LIV€RV FRC€ D€LIV€RV I p&sr^lExpires m . mmtmmm I IJ/31/87 In Bowling Or*«n In Bowling Oroon is.si/a? In Bowling Oroon k B.G.'s Oldest ond Finest Pizzeria %«w B.G.'s Oldest ond Flnesi Pizzeria The BG News Magazine Dec. 11, 1987 BG cares for the homeless by Nancy Erikson "I guess I started getting really involved with the poor when I was working in Cleve- A rugged-looking man gets off the land. Students in that diocese motivated northbound bus at the Lehman Ave. me to leam more about all the aspects of station and heads toward St. Thomas More our society. Students here in BG have real- University Parish. Although no one knows ly motivated me too," Craig said. him, he walks with a familar stride. His name is "Jim,"and this is his once-a- She said student organizations and resi- month visit to the parish. dence halls have been enthusiastic about According to Sister Evelyn Craig, "Jim helping the parish with certain drives and has been on the road for 38 years. We with the soup kitchen. These usually in- don't really know where he's from, but he volve collecting toys or canned foods for visits us here at St. Thomas More at least the poor and making soup for the kitchen once a month." in Toledo. She said he comes for a day and works While these students are enthusiastic on the grounds, usually doing small jobs about the drives, Craig has noticed that such as cleaning. He works for food and a they often do not realize that the food, place to sleep for a night. clothes and toys go to people in Bowling On the following morning "Jim" boards Green. the bus on his way north, and is not seen "I think we all tend to overlook things "There are a lot of people like Jim that do not have homes. Often they ride the buses and trains, going north and south, from Dayton to Toledo and back again. Bowling Green is a popular city to stop in, as is Findlay." — Sister Evelyn Craig for another month. like this in our own community. Poor peo- "There are a lot of people like Jim that ple are always somewhere else. It is un- do not have homes. Often they ride the comfortable for us to see it. We don't even buses and trains, going north and south, look these people in the eye when we pass from Dayton to Toledo and back again. them," Craig said. Bowling Creen is a popular city to stop in, as is Findlay," Craig said. Students tend to agree with Craig's ob- Many of the homeless people who come servation. to Sister Evelyn are also migrant workers "I don't think there is enough contact from Texas and other southwestern states. with the campus world and Bowling Green They come to Ohio because local farms the city. It is as if the two worlds don't even offer work in the Bowling Green area. know the other exists," said Laura However, many of them do not have a Praeger, freshman speech and hearing place to stay when they get to Ohio. They therapy major. can find temporary shelter and food at St. Thomas More until they can take care of Praeger is a member of the Honors Stu- themselves. dent Association (H.S.A.) and helped with "I try to help people help themselves. the preparation of soup for the soup kitch- Friday/Paul Vcrnon There are also people in Bowling Green en before Thanksgiving at St. Thomas Sister Evelyn shows where the lood for the parish Is kept in cast of an unexpected that are poor. When they come to me, I More along with other organization mem- visitor. often give them vegetables and breads so bers. This is not the first time that Praeger seemed to be agreement that the effort was He also agreed with Praeger, adding that that they can have enough money to buy has been involved with community service. "a good time" according to other members he did not realize that a lot of the people some type of meat," Craig said. he has helped live in Bowling Green. "When I was in high school, we used to ofH.S.A. "It's sad. People don't have enough food She added these people will often give have a thing called Project Charlie. We "I think it gave everyone a feeling of self or clothes. I'm not in contact enough with something back to the church by donating went to elementary schools and helped worth, like we were making a difference. toys or clothes their children have out- kids build up their self esteem. Also, we All it takes is one person to start it up and this type of thing. I want to do more. I think most students do, they just don't grown. gave them safety tips..." she said. then you have something that really helps people," said Phil Albertino, senior ac- realize that it is right here," Albertino said. "This is a great exchange because the counting major. clothes and toys go to good use and the She added she has never worked directly people giving them feel like they are con- with a church before and she found the tributing, too, not just receiving," she said. experience to be rewarding. Helping the poor and the homeless is New toys L How the L often very rewarding. Usually this is not "I had a lot of fun with H.S.A. preparing aren't so great other half lives something that someone sets out to do. the soup. It was a good time and I helped people, too," Praeger said. • page 3 1 ■ pageS 1 Often a person just finds himself getting more and more involved. The general consensus of the event Friday Magazine/Dec 11. 1967 EXAM SPECIAL Sunday Dec 13 thru Thursday. Dec 17 Study and Relax in the privacy of your U2 cools charity work own room at NEW YORK (AP) - U2 is a quartet cording a track on a tribute record to BEST WESTERN whose lyrics illuminate social conscious- Woody Guthrie with proceeds going to the ness, political protest and Christian sensi- fight against Huntington's Disease, which Falcon Pla bility and whose music and performances killed Guthrie. In October, "A Very Special (located across from Harshman Dorm) rock out Christmas" was released by A&M Records, But now the Dublin-based band is trying with tracks by U2, Bruce Springsteen, Bon $20. 95 to cool its benefit activities. Jovi. Whitney Houston and others. per night for a single or double room Last year U2 was on the benefit Amnesty Proceeds are to go to Special Olympics Includes; 'Early check-in and late check-out times International tour, with Joan Baez. Jack- Inc., which runs sports programs for the 'Continental Breakfast son Browne, Bryan Adams, Peter Gabriel, mentally handicapped. 'Coffee available 24 hours the Neville Brothers, Lou Reed, Sung and Advance reservations required and present valid BGSU ID at check-In the Police. It also played a Self Aid show in U2's latest LP, "The Joshua Tree," has Non-students not eligible 352-4674 Ireland with other Irish performers and is remained at the top of the charts for more currently on the second American leg of an than 30 weeks. The single, "Where the 18-month world tour. Streets Have No Name" was also moving up. It's the group's third U.S. hit. following "Music has to be music again for awhile. "With or Without You" and "I Still Ha- If it keeps getting caught up in side ven't Found What I'm Looking For." PABLO'S 893 S. MAIN projects, even though they're great causes, it eventually gets used up as a power," said U2's first hit single in 1983 from its third guitarist the Edge before an recent concert album, "War," was "Sunday, Bloody Sun- FRIDAY & SATURDAY at Madison Square Garden. day," about the conflict in Northern Ire- land. But the group never asked Ameri- DECEMBER 11 & 12 Edge was bom David Evans. He said the cans to take sides, the Edge said. nickname was given to him because of the shape of his chin. "I was about 15, the age Edge and his wife, Aisling. and their two of no sense. I'm still part of the age of no small daughters live in Dublin. When not sense; I'm 26." touring and recording, he pursues photog- raphy, plays with his children, writes songs Edge rejects the description of U2 as and practices guitar. musical do-gooders. "We're a great rock U2 started in 1976 after drummer Larry 'n' roll band. We never set out to change Mullen. 14. stuck a note on Dublin's the world; we set out to write some good Mount Temple public high school bulletin Start your holidays at Pablo's songs and overturn a few stones with our board asking for rock musicians. He roun- lyrics. We've got a lot of unanswered ques- ded up singer Paul Hewson, known as tions, like everyone else. Bono, guitarist the Edge and bassist Adam Clayton. Edge went to college for one "Now we've decided to do no benefits — term, dropping out when I '2 signed with with the exception of things we can not Island in 1980. possibly turn down." Those include re- What is it? Geldof: If you can identify this object, you could win a SIS gift Ethopian famine will return certificate from Stingers Cafe, 1414 E. Wooster. (Does not MEKELE, Ethiopia (AP) — Rock singer Bob Geldof toured relief centers here to include tax, gratuity, or alcoholic call attention to crop failures that threaten an even worse famine than the one that beverages). 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The winner of last week's contest was Janice Smith, who correctly identified Friday the object as the coin deposit of a vending machine. Janice's name was The BG News Magazine ~~ Or chosen in a drawing of all correct entries. The best wrong answer (sorry, no prize since the object was identified) was "Candle in a Glass." Editor Jim TOOlI rriaar ■ •( ailae U p>kliak«« •»«r» Aaaiatant editor rrUay aviaf th. .c..—ic ,.., »T ik. Deborah OotUehaJk mmarm •' ****—' *■»■'»•■■■■ ••»—"M ENTRY FORM Photographer Paul Vernon o*«l«« ..pr..... b, c.b_.i.t. .. Name Artist Thorn Kronae BM ..c....rii7 r.rwct u» eotalae. oi Editorial Office ....210 West HaU rri««y «.««mta.. Address (4191372-6067 'rtaay ■aga.ia. »■« Bowhag o...» Phone Number. • Mploy•■-■ and ao not discrtmlnatft In hlr■ Copyright 1987, The BO If ewa i-t .r .ciic«.. What is it? Return to BG News Editorial Office, 210 West Hall, BGSU. Friday Magazine/Dec 1 1, 1987 New games are fun...but some old ones were better

by Jenny Hcinlcln can be played with a lot of people. As a by Amy Houston quested from Santa "a Crimson stun, Cl matter of fact, it is supposedly more fun Joe foreward observer, amo dump, Mauler Tis the season of joy and happiness; But with fewer teams but more players per The local paper that I receive from home M Tank, AWE Striker, and a Conquest your Christmas tree will not be happy un- team. If your sketches are funny or original has already begun running the traditional X30." For that delivery Santa should be less two of the seasons hottest new games they can be submitted to appear in the "Letters to Santa."and for the first time in dressed in camouflage and combat boots. are beneath its lovely branches. "Pictionary Book of Greatest Sketches" my life 1 actually need a translator for a What are those things he's asking for? Are that will be published in the future. Christmas list. they actual toys? Pictionary and Whatzit? are two new The game is available at K and K Toys in There is not a single toy on these lists What happened to the days when all games this year that promise to be fun and the Woodland Mall for $24.99. A second that I recognize. These are not the typical kids wanted were Barbies, board games, bikes and an Etch-a-Sketch? Doesn't any popular. edition and a children's edition are coming letters that you would expect from kids. A one remember when the most technical soon. letter from an eight-year-old named Joel If you've ever watched the game show Whatzit? is a new game by Milton Brad- particularly struck me as scary. He re- toy was the Lite Brite? According to Jim Hammon, manager of "Win Lose or Draw" and have enjoyed ley. The object of the game is to solve watching people sketch their way to big codes, called Whatzits, and race to the K 'n' K Toys in Woodland Mall, these tra- The game can be played with three to six ditional toys "sell quite a bit more slowly" bucks, you'll love Pictionary. The object of Winner's Circle space on the gamdboard. players, so it makes for an excellent family than their 80s counterparts. But the store the game is to identify through sketched Once in the Winner's Circle you only have game. If there are more than six players. occasionally gets calls for them and does clues as many words as necessary to ad- to solve a Whatzit to win the game. teams can be formed. Whatzit? is available carry some in stock. Hammon foresees vance to the finish square, and correctly i- at K and K Toys in the Woodland Mall for dentify the final word. The catch is you Whatzits can be described as word pic- $21.99. them "eventually being phased out." They are being replaced by things like cannot include letters, numbers or the tures. For example the answer to HARM- Both games challenge the imagination this year's big seller, remote control cars, number symbol. good is more harm than good. There are and encourage social interaction. No he said. Many of the new breed are based also Wicked Whatzits which are more Christmas tree should be without them. The game is a great for parties because it difficult to solve. ■ See Old Games, page 11.

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Thomas of "Miami Vice," NBC. flicka," with American opera star Freder- Tuesday, Dec. 15: ica ("Flicka") von Stade celebrating in an Holiday TV specials set "Skyward Christmas," a paraplegic teen Alpine village, with Melba Moore and Rex by Kathryn Baker who has gotten her pilot's license crash- Smith among the guests, PBS. Christmas angel. The Disney Channel. lands in the wilderness. The Disney Chan- Saturday, Dec. 19: Additional play dates through December. nel. Additional play dates through Decem- "Bob Hope's Christmas Show," with NEW YORK (AP) - Tis the season for Sunday, Dec. 13: ber. Sammy Davis Jr. among the guests, NBC. holiday movies and specials, and in this "The Christmas Visitor," heart-warming "Season's Greetings," a British comedy Sunday, Dec. 20: year's batch there's something for every- Christmas story set in Australia. The Dis- special, Arts & Entertainment Network. "Christmas Comes to Willow Creek" one, whether your taste runs more to Han- ney Channel. Additional play dates Wednesday, Dec. 16: with John Schneider and Tom Wopat del's Messiah or "Bugs Bunny's Looney through December. "Muppets Family Christmas," featuring teaming for the first time since "The Christmas Tales." Monday Dec. 14: the popular Jim Henson puppet charac- Dukes of Hazzard," CBS. Here is a calendar of some of the prime- "ALF"s Christmas Special," NBC, a ters, ABC. Monday, Dec. 21: time holiday television fare scheduled 1-hour special. "Candid Camera Christmas Special," "The Little Match Girl," with Keshia through Christmas Eve: "Merry Motown Christmas," a musical with Allen Funt joined by Mary Hart, Steve Knight-Pulliam of "The Cosby Show" in a Saturday, Dec. 12: special featuring Smokey Robinson, the Landesberg, Martin Mull and Florence heart-tuggeronNBC. "One Magic Christmas." starring Mary Pointer Sisters and The Temptations, Henderson, CBS. "A Garficld Christmas Special," starring Steenburgen with Harry Dean Stanton as a among others, with host Philip Michael "Julie Andrews — The Sound of Christ- the curmudgeonly cartoon fat cat. CBS. mas," with the actress-singer in Salzburg, 'Claymation Christmas Celebration" Austria, joined by Placido Domingo and starring Will Vinton's dancing raisins John Denver. ABC. made famous by the commercial, CBS. "A Christmas Memory," a repeat of the "It's a Wonderful Life," the 1947 Frank Don't miss the Grinch 20-year-old movie starring the late Geral- Capra class:.- starring James Stewart and by Kraig Pycr dine Page, ABC. Donna Reed, WTBS. Thursday, Dec. 17: Wednesday, Dec. 23: "The Nutcracker," the 1 Oth-anniversary Call your friends, clean your apartment and mix the egg nog because tonight is "A Child's Christmas in Wales," with the season premiere of those traditional Christmas specials that invade our TV sets presentation of the classic Tchaikovsky ballet as performed by the American Ballet Denholm Elliott in a dramatization of the every holiday season. Dylan Thomas poem, PBS. Theatre, starring Mikhail Baryshnikov and The Christmas season gets underway with doubleheader of holiday specials start- "Top of the Pops — A Very Special ing at 8 p.m. "Charlie Brown's Christmas" leads off, with the infamous "Clinch Celsey Kirkland, PBS. 'The Three Kings," with Jack Warden, Christmas," with 112. Sting and others who Who Stole Christmas following at 8:30." Both can be seen on WTOL channel 11. contributed to the holiday album to benefit Lou Diamond Phillips ("La Bamba") and For those of you who will not be too busy with finals next week, "Rudolph the Special Olympics. CBS. Red Nose Reindeer" will be aired on Tuesday, Dec. 15 at 8 p.m on channel 11. Stan Shaw as three misfits who believe they are the wise men and wander Los "Christmas Eve," a repeat of the TV movie starring Loretta Young, NBC. Angeles on camelback looking for the Christmas Eve, Dec. 24: Christ child, ABC. "Handel's Messiah with Robert Shaw "Kiri Te Kanawa at Christmas," featuring the popular soprano accompanied by and the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra and Chorus," PBS. the Tallis Choir, from London, Arts & En- A, BOWLING tertainment Network. "Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Friday. Dec. 18: Tales." an animated wacky-wabbit tale, h ^woodland mall GREEEN "Great Performances' Christmas with CBS.

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When Bob Beard, Assistant Professor Emeritus in HPER is through with his fall bicycling class, he heads back to his home in Gardner, PA, where he and his wife Joan run a youth hostel. Beard and his wife took over the hostel on April Fool's Day 1985 after he became eligible for retirement from the University. The Beards became interested in hosteling after staying in hostels on bike tours. They started out volunteering as house parents in the Bowling Green hostel before taking Friday/Paul Vernon over their own. Beard said that they first Or. George Horton sculpts ducks out ol wood in his spare time. painted and the ducks can can take months or even a year to became interested in running a hostel after All of the feather detail on the ducks is wood burned or hand complete. they saw what hosteling involved. Youth hostels are an inexpensive way for young people to travel on hiking and bike osaa WJ Srfi&l tours. In exchange for their own services — by helping out with chores — youths get

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■(Continued from page 5) a warm meal and a comfortable bed. in converted churches and old city jails, after receiving her M.A. Since starting the Chores include simply cleaning up after among other locations. The Beards run Robin Smith Haynes business she has consulted for cities in Mi- themselves, making beds and doing di- their hostel in a mansion that was built in chigan, including Tecumseh, Mason, and shes— average household jobs. the 1700s. LaPier; a 300-square-mile patch of Beard said that the basic premise of Those little plaques that adorn the walls Colorado for the Army Department; and of historical buildings are not just put hosteling is that travelers leave a place in an automobile exhibit in Greenfield Since becoming involved with hosteling. there at random. Tons of research must be better condition than it was in when they Village. Beard has become an instructor in hostel done to determine whether or not a build- arrived. Haynes said that historic preservation is management training courses and leader- ing deserves recognition. a documentation of the past — that is, the Hostels started in Cermany in 1909. ship training courses. Beard teaches the Robin Smith Haynes, a Teaching Fellow tangible, touchable side, rather than the Since then, hostels have been orgainized cycling section of the leadership courses in in the American Studies department, star- written. She said that history is something in 80 countries. Each hostel is different Bowling Green every August. The leader- ted her own business as a consultant for from any other. American hostels are built ship courses train people to lead tours. that we cannot lose. the preservation of historical buildings After a building's history is researched and the structure is found to have historical value, it is be nominated to the Histori- cal Register. Haynes spent 7-8 weeks in the field when conducting research for the Army Department and National Park Service in Colorado. She had to cover 300 square miles of the state searching for evidence of historical architecture. She said that everyone kept warning her to watch out for rattlesnakes, which were common to the area, but she never met up with one. Her work for Greenfield Village sent her to libraries all across Southeastern Michi- gan. She said that before she started this research she did not really know much about the car and how it fit into American culture. Over the course of her research she came in touch with the original material put out on the automobile — everything from books and advertisements to Valentines depicting the car. Because of her research for the auto ex- One Free Item hibit, Haynes now teaches a class at the Is your compuler syntax University t hath involves the place of the throwing a loop in your car in American culture for the past hun- schedule? 352-1539 dred years. She has not done much con- 1616 E Wooster Is gelling a proper meal Bowling Green sulting since taking her job here, but an exercise in quantum hopes to continue as a private consultant. mechanics'' Open from 11 am Daily L 3 "I want to return to consulting, but 1 also Fear not Domino's Pizza Our drivers carry less really love teaching," she said, "I really Receive One Item Free On will give your brain a Irian $2000 hope that I can continue to do both." break as well as provide Limited delivery area. Any Size Doubles Purchase Haynes said that historic preservation is nulnlious energy ■< an important part of keeping our culture >■..•■ at . . . We deliver made-lo-order r i h.'.-s. i, alive. She said, "Everything has a stor- pizza in 30 mmules or y-these buildings and books mean some- less. Now. that's a Fast, Free Delivery'" thing. We need to get in touch with his- formula you can't afford to miss 352-1539 tory, to listen to the story it has to tell." ■See Other half, page 7. 1616 East Wooster Bowling Green One Coupon Per Order Expires 12/2087 51.00 tatti «•»•• »•**•! .*•*•"

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■(Continued from page 6) "One of the things I found out oversees was the value of my higher education," George R. Horton said Weaver. "People in Europe were as- Dr. Ceorge R. Horton, a professor in the tounded when I told them that I attended College of Technology, spends his spare the University of Michigan. It was per- time carving decorative sculptures out of ceived to be a very prestigious school." wood. He has a heritage of woodworking After having been around the world and that reaches back over 100 years. having developed an appreciation for his The last four or five generations of his education. Weaver returned to the Uni- family have been dedicated to carpentry versity of Michigan where he did very well. and construction, as well as to pride and As a pre-med major, he was required to interest in their family tradition. Horton take a speech course which he initially said he worked with wood during his dreaded. As it turned out. he enjoyed the childhood, carving small toys with his class and began to consider speech as a fu- father and grandfather. ture career. He attended the University of Horton put himself through college as Indiana to get his masters degree. an apprentice, finishing wooden furniture and working with rough construction. Weaver taught in Massachusetts until However this is not his favorite aspect of 1974, then came to Bowling Green where woodworking. he has taught ever since. Just five years ago Horton took up the In addition to not knowing about his re- sculpture and carving of decorative decoys bellious nature, most people do not know and shorebirds. He said he most enjoys that Weaver was an avid dancer. As teen- working on them during vacations spent at agers, he and his older sister worked on his cottage at Lakeside. Lake Erie. It often dance routines together in Europe and ac- provides relaxation, relieving him of stress. tually performed in front of crowds of tou- "I'd really like to stress the importance Friday/Paul Vemon rists. Back in America, Weaver gallantly of the practice and study of all aspects of In addition to teaching, Dr. Robert Clark, RTVF protaasor, acta In talavision commer- sacrificed himself to serve as a dance part- woodworking. There is some talent in- cials. ner for one of his sister's friends. "My volved, but it's not nearly as important as younger sister and her friends loved to get knowing exactly what you're working food, lying around, or yelling at the kids. who rebelled against his parents by almost together and dance to rock and roll and with," Horton said. He is also becoming famous for his per- flunking out of his first year of college. they needed partners," he said. Weaver formance as part of a farmer trio in a local Weaver was bom in Ann Arbor and at- later married the girl who danced with television commercial for CMC trucks. He tended the University of Michigan. "I him. Dr. Robert K.Clark praises his prized truck claiming that it didn't do well my first year," he said. "I was You may recognize him as the overstres- "works harder than his two boys!" rebelling against my parents because I The thing that Dr. Weaver does the sed husband in a St. Vincent Medical didn't go to the college of my choice," he most of these days is writing. In the com- Center newspaper advertisements or as the Dr. Richard Weaver said. munications textbook market, Weaver's coffee-drinking farmer in a CMC truck After his parents both received schol- "Communicating Effectively" is presently commercial on television. Off the screen, Anyone who's taken IPCO 102 is famil- arships to teach in Pakistan, Weaver got the second-best-selling book in the world. he is Dr. Robert K. Clark, professor of iar with the high-powered energy of Dr. the chance to tour Europe. He took corre- So far Weaver has written twelve books Radio Television and Film. Richard Weaver, the enthusiastic instruc- spondence classes and worked at the and nearly 75 professional articles. Clark's acting career goes back to his tor of the course. By just being exposed to United Stated Information Service where childhood days when he performed local him in lecture, you wouldn't think that Dr. he totally reorganized their disastrous theater in Cheyenne, Wyo. While in high Weaver was originally a pre-med major files. school, he involved himself with radio and continued with it while attending the Uni- ACE , thorn krouse versity of Wyoming. After graduation, ..JXCtPTFCK. 0U£ QIURK M Clark went to work at a radio station in 1 WACCU&P, VEBBflXCIBa, M&tf/G ToGEJHie, tern Art ACE'S Vermont. He quickly became bored and &Tu&epACEWBnH- Ken/ fosse) fid w MM BeHAvme... went on to pursue a graduate degree at the UBLUXS-THIS 0 A-* :: University of Tennessee. There he worked nsSP BaoMtoyour for the university's broadcast service producing college academic commercials. OOP-AMti "1 quickly found that in teaching, you're KrV-fle^;' the lowest person on the totem pole if you don't have a Ph.D.," Clark said. He attended Ohio State University for two years and earned his degree, then came to Bowl- ing Green, where he did the news five nights a week on WBCU. He also served as program manager. Clark has been active in community theater for the past five years with a group jye STAFF «*£ SilB MCA/tt <&•#'• MM tSO/PWR PL£A6 /A/ called "The Black Swamp Players." "My Q TV O-Cfl-B 30bb,M>WE favorite was doing the Henry Fonda role in JUST mitt & BAfct&Z 'On Golden Pond' three years ago," he I .■i.'Vojgnnus! amt! , said. A \ *c* Last year he signed with a talent agency in Toledo that provides models for television and voices for radio. Although his in- m ■■■< m tention was to work in radio, but there's O/fav *»y\l wfe& been a great demand for models in his age group. Clark portrays an overstressed husband in newspaper advertisements for St. Vin- cent's Medical Center. He is shown with his "wife" in various situations, eating junk JL 8 Friday Magaxtae/Dtc II. 1987 Three Men and a Baby' is enjoyable but predictable

by Craig Wagner

Most students traveling home for the holidays will have more time on their hands for entertainment. One of the myr- iad Christmas releases that you may not want to miss is the comedy "Three Men and a Babv." Directed by Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock from "Star Trek"), the film stars Tom Sel- leck. Steve Guttenberg. and Ted Danson as three yuppie bachelors living in an ele-

Film gant New York highrisc. Their busy lives are interrupted when a baby unexpectedly appears on their doorstep. An attached note claims the infant belongs to Jack (Danson). an actor who is on location in Turkey. Peter (Selleck), an architect, and With Jack (Tad Danson), th* other roommate, away on busi- tatively try out their diapering technique in "Three Men and a Michael (Guttenberg). a cartoonist, reluc- ness, Michael (Steve Guttenberg) and Peter (Tom Selleck) ten- Baby." tantly — and often ineffectively — begin to care for the young troublemaker. who want a certain package that was de- ing down his cheeks from watching this For Selleck, this movie has to be particu- When the baby interferes with their livered to the bachelor's apartment. As a film. However, that is carrying it a bit far. larly promising. "Three Men and a Baby" work and social lives, Peter and Michael result, the three men are subjected to in- "Three Men and a Baby" is more cute and is by far his best film, and he definitely out- swear revenge on Jack for his irresponsibi- tense police surveillance along with the amusing than it is hilarious. While the shines his two completely capable costars. lity. However, when Jack returns, the three hourly diaper-changings and bottle- story may be a bit unbelievable, the movie The self-deprecating and impatient humor men eventually grow attached to the baby, feedings. All of this lands the men in some does offer a lighthearted look at the prob- Selleck displays in "Magnum P.I." is despite its annoying habits. rather tense — as weii as humorous — lems the bachelors encounter when they clearly evident, and it comes across as be- For some reason, the film-makers felt it predicaments. must become instant parents. The three ing very natural — which is his strong also necessary to spice up the story Roger Ebert of the Chicago "Sun- men are smooth operators in the area of point. The best scenes in the movie involve h a subplot involving heroin dealers, Times" said he had tears of laughter roll- romance, but they are rendered almost Selleck and his interaction with the baby. helpless when it comes to caring for an The only real criticism of "Three Men equally helpless infant. and a Baby" must be directed toward Ni- You choose the Sub - We'll fill the Mug Selleck, Danson. and Guttenberg all give moy. The movie drags in several spots, and solid performances, and they interact quite Nimoy was not able to make a smooth well with each other. However, Danson's transition from the humorous scenes to portrayal of a yuppie bachelor was some- the action or dramatic scenes. In fact, the •^y*"■ • special, George's special, what hard to swallow — not because he did film-makers should have stuck completely Taco Sub, German Delight, Vegetarian, Monty, a poor job, but because he has been type- with producing a comedy, because the Hawaiian Punch, Chef's Delight, Regular, or cast as the very masculine Sam Malone in dramatic and adventure aspects of the film Roast Beef "Cheers." Having Danson dress in a white did not come off very well — they seem out sweater while he crosses his arms and sips of place. The baby scenes and Selleck's red wine out of a champagne glass is like unique sense of humor were more interest- making Sylvester Stallone dance in a tutu. ■See Baby, page 11.

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I think it's painfully obvious that Christ- p*p, joey a£o) UP THE mas is fast approaching. 1 saw my first K-Mart Christmas commercial in mid- November. I knew then that the holiday season onslaught was inevitable. Don't get me wrong. I love Christmas. It is probably the most beloved of the all the hoidays. Unfortunately, it seems to be most loved by all the retailers who see it as their big profit season. To that I say "Bah, Hum- A bug!" Let us remember first and foremost that Christmas is a holiday that celebrates togetherness, peace, and love. Of course it is a religious holiday, but it means different things to different people. No matter what religion one believes in, this time of year is 3& still recognized as a holiday season. I think one of my favorite things about m

Tongue In Cheek /, the holiday season is that it is a time of togetherness. This is the time of the year when families get together. How many of you out there went to Grandma's house for Christmas? I thought so. That was the tra- '/ dition for my family, and I loved it because Friday /Thorn Krousc the house would be filled with family. Usu- because the family visited us, and friends I think it is interesting to note that among all the shoppers, but even on the ally the only other time the whole family taking the place of missing family mem- wherever there is hostility in the world, it worst shopping day in the most crowded of gets together is for a wedding or a funeral, bers. If some of the relatives were too far stops around Christmas. True, the truce is the malls, people still treat each other with but the weddings are few and far between, away to be with us, they could still be there usually short-lived, but it's a good start, a kindness that is not usually seen. People and funerals are not exactly happy occa- with one phone call. Those are the happy and it shows that humanity isn't that stupid seem to know that, yeah, all this shopping sions. memories that can make one fondly remin- after all. Christmas has that peaceful effect 1 always enjoyed going to Crandma's be- isce about childhood. Of course now on people. It is a hectic holiday, especially is a major hassle, but it is Christmas. Aside cause her town was nestled in the hills, and things are slightly different, because Cran- nSee Sentiment, page 11. when there was a lot of snow, it added to dma has moved to Daytona Beach, Flor- the overall feeling. It looked like a Currier ida. The season isn't quite the same, but and Ives print, except for the steel mill. after a couple of vacations there, I find I There were some years we stayed home like Christmas on the beach a lot better. for the holidays, but it still was the same Sentimentality aside, I think snow sucks. If TWO'S A CROWD >::: now thru Sun., Dec. 13

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Sentiment mas". Another was "It's Beginning To still remains the most beautiful of the holi- Look A Lot Like Syphilis." days. The meaning of Christmas still ■(Continued from page 9) i shines through all of the commercials. True, they're disgusting, but it is easy to from the painted-on smiles of people who meaning when you're a college student. get tired of all of those traditional songs, A four-day sale cannot replace the love are looking for large tips, people go out of The most important thing about the holi- especially the ones sung by Robert Goulet of a family on Christmas morning. This is a their way to help their fellow man. day season now is that it is a long vacation that are compiled in albums you order time of the year when everyone should There is that aspect of Christmas that all for us. It means more free food from the from TV commercials. Besides, we're just stop their hectic lives and remember the children seem to love — the presents. home refrigerator. It also means earrings typical disgusting college males. true meaning of Christmas. It is not the When you get older, it really gets down to for Mom and cologne for Dad, since we're music, the food, the presents, the parties, the old saving that "It's the thought that buying presents with the money we make Another thing about the college Christ- the TV specials, or the decorations. It is counts" but when you're a kid, it's the selling our books back. It also means finals mas college season is the abundance of love. I wish everyone out there a Merry amount of gifts that count. week, but the less said about that, the bet- Christmas parties, but you don't need me Christmas, full of love and happiness, and *H I remember Christmas mornings where ter. to mention those, except for where they a Happy New Year, with peace and a lot of there was a stack of presents for me, mos- It means legions of students gathered are, and how many kegs (of eggnog). Well, easier classes. tly from Mom and Dad. My presents to about the color TV to watch such fare as there was that one on East Merry, but I di- s them were slightly less. Mom got earrings, "It's Christmas, Charlie Brown", "Santa gress. Dad got cologne, usually Brut or Hai Kar- Claus is Coming to Town"(my favorite), ate. The best gifts are the ones you make, "Frosty the Snow Man", and the Geraldo When all is said and done, when the because there is a lot more love in some- Rivera special in which he travels to the sales are over, the toys are broken, and the Christopher J. Dawsort is a sentimental thing you make for Dad then there is in North Pole and finds out that Santa Claus batteries for the "batteries not in- Freshman undecided major from Mentor, buying him an battery-powered rotating tie is the CEO of a multinational corporation cluded"presents are bought, Christmas OH. and belt rack. that holds a monopoly on all toy prod- I still miss getting a pile of toys, though. uction in the world, and that all his elves Clothes are kind of dull, though I think I'd are actually from Hong Kong, Korea, or look rather silly getting a Big Wheel or a Taiwan. (I won't even mention Mrs. Claus G.I. Joe Nuclear-Powered Amphibious being admitted to the Betty Ford Clinic for Missle Assault Attack Vehicle now. a nutmeg addiction). A new twist to Christmas takes on a slightly different Christmas appeared the other night in my dorm when a tape of obscene, raunchy >J^N THE TWELFTH DAY OF Baby Christmas carols was heard. Since this is a CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME, PG-13 paper, I can only quote some of the • 12 months of benefits • Emergency road service tamer songs 1 heard (This used to be a • Car rental discounts • Expert travel planning ■ (Continued from page 81 • Fee-free travelers cheques • Great hotel savings i'.-rated paper, until we ran that sex poll). • Inputs' and Tour Books- • Toll-free Supernumber' ing to watch. One title was "I'll Be Stoned For Christ- t Driving tips • Newsletters • Discounts on attractions All in all, "Three Men and a Baby" is an enjoyable, although predictable, film with WITH A TRIPLE-A GIFT MEMBERSHIP. enough charm to make it worthwhile. Old Games When you give a AAA gift membership you give Needless to say. the Selleck-Danson- all these AAA benefits - and more. ■(Continued from page 3) For each gift membership you give, AAA will Guttenberg threesome also makes it very waive the enrollment fee.* That's an 18.00 savings! appealing, and the movie will probably on television programs and cartoon char- Wrap up the season with a gift that make more money than it deserves. acters. Some games actually revolve lasts the whole year through. around the television itself. VCR games AAA gift memberships are "Three Men and a Baby" is rated PG. like Clue and football are also becoming just $33.00 Running time: 106 minutes. popular. For more information and INSTANT These new games and toys of course re- gift-giving call: flect the advancement of our technology AAA BOWLING GREEN AAA SOUTH TOLEDO Faculty art show and our TV-oriented society. It would be 414 E. Wooster St. 510* Heatberdowns Blvd. continues this month unreasonable to expect kids today to like JB-5Z7S ■"«■ the same things we did twelve to fifteen years ago, especially when they could be by Carol Cohol controlling a tank or solving a murder <©> mystery on television. "Offer good through December 31.1967 The 38th Annual School of Art Faculty But it is still sad to think that future gen- And If you or* *S or oloor thoro \% Exhibition which opened Dec. 4 will con- erations of children won't be "making • discount on your momborthlp. tinue through Dec. 17th. The art show things with light" as the Lite Brite jingle gives students a chance to see their profes- went, because of advanced technology. sors' work. It also gives the faculty a chance to see the work of their collegues. The gallery is open 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday, and 2 - 5 p.m. on Sunday. Even if you are not an art student or an art professor there is still something for everyone to see. The pieces range from political themes to designs and anywhere in between. Many types of art mediums are used. Ce- ramics, acrylics, mixed media, collagraph print, pastel on paper, enamel on copper and a variety of ties, watercolor. photo- graphs, and more are featured. Some of the pieces are for sale. Faculty who have pieces in the show are Ron Bandy, David Cayton, Ronald Cole- man, Tom Davenport, Tony Duda (with Ron Jacomini), Don Ehrlichman, Paulette Fleming, Michael Franklin, Kathleen Ha- gan, Harold Hasselschwert, Tamara Monk Hilty, Thomas Kilty. Randall Horst, Ron Jacomini, Karen Kakas, Robert Mazur. Joan McKee, Tracy Ruhlin. Paul Running, Julie Schnell-Madden, A.R. Tio, Scott Townsend, Ralph C. Warren and Lynn Whitney. 12 ouo Friday Magazine/Dec II. 1987

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IMC Movie: "48 Hrs. Cont'd Movie: "Arthur" Movie: Gorky Park Movie: "King Solomon s Mines"

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TMC 'Foot lor Love" Contd Movie: "Playing for Keeps Movie: "Young Sherlock Holmes " Movie: The C .okx of Money

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