Notre Dame Scholastic, Vol. 95, No. 19
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INVITATIONAL DEBATE TOURNEY TODAY SENIOR REPORT: MIDNIGHT LIGHTS THE NOTRE DAME MARCH 19, 1954 HOW THE STARS GOT STARTED... Tommy and Jimmy Oorsey say; "Our Dad led the brass band in our home tOAvn. He started us on our way tooting in the band when we were eight years old. We Avatched and studied successful musicians as much as Ave could, Avorked real hard and, httle by little, began to get there." START SMOKING CAMELS YOURSELF! Smoke only Camels for 30 days and find out Avhy Camels are America's most popular cigarette. See hoAv mild and flavorful a cigarette can be! FOR MILDNESS AND FLAVOR agree with more people THAN ANY OTHER CIGARETTE! A Budding Tradition? Editor: WHAT Here we go again! For two years the Juniors have been cringing under the COLOR derisive taunts of the other classes. At last we have our revenge. So-o-o-o, all GOES WITH A together, Juniors: Who is Bill Walker? (Cackle! Cackle!) BLUSH? Mike Coffey Off-campus A modest little freshman named Caspar Doyle found Dreamer in Our Midst? himself getting quite neurotic. It seemed that every time a Editor: girl looked at Caspar, he blushed. His sallow little cheeks For the past few months my neighbors turned a violent crimson. Then he would blush more because and myself have been discussing among he Avas blushing. other school policies the same policy your "Editor's Page" reviewed in the last He didn't get verj' far with the ladies and began brooding. issue of the SCHOLASTIC, that of the Fortunately, he was a wealthy modest little freshman, and limited night lights. Although it didn't he finally bundled his problem off to a psychiatrist. pertain directly to us freshmen, it was quite interesting. The most hopeful note "I even hate my shirts. I kno^v when I wear a white shirt it's •extracted was the tei-m "Fireside Chat . ." Hence, we hope that quite only going to make my blush look redder," he dolefully a few of the policies will become more intoned from the couch. liberal. It seems very apparent to us that The head-shrinker's eyes lit up with dollar signs. He said: except for the fact that some students "Ahem. This trauma is obviously deep-seated and will take "would create disturbances the policy is a long time to unravel. But meanwhile, try wearing some very ridiculous. Quite a bit more per Vanahue shirts. Van Heusen makes them in lots of colors that, sonal initiative and responsibility would will tone down your blush and you're bound to like the be created if students were allowed to pattern their conduct freely. Should smart ncAV collar styles. For your practical side, they're fine those who can't conform remain at smooth broadcloth, color fast and Sanforized. Notre Dame? See my nurse for the bill, please!" If not established for economical pur poses, midnight lights imposed on Ju Caspar bought Vanahue in all the colors and smart new collar niors and Seniors is absurd. Does it styles for $3.95 each. It worked. So many of the girls look at . appear logical that adults should have him no^v. he blushes constantly. Everybody thinks he just their lights turned out for them at a specified hour or are they considered looks rugged and virile. adults? We leave this to campus judg ment. This letter is written in good faith hoping that a change may possibly come about. If not, maybe a brief elucidation of the aforementioned policies could be given .in the next issue of your excellent publication. This would be thoroughly appreciated. R. S. Davis 225 Zahm Hall See the New Van Heusen Shirts at A Lady Heard From Editor: Re: Gordon Bergquist's article on RASMUSSEN "character" in the March 5 issue, it MENS SHOR seems that Mr. Bergquist has tried, and for his own whims, has succeeded, in N/IAirsI >=S.rslD NA/ASHINSTON STREETS separating the two synonymic terms of (Continued on Page 30) March 12, 1954 Scholastic DR. N. FIZDALE Parker-Winterrowd OPTOMETRIST Vol. 95 March 19, 1954 No. 19 EYES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED Founded 1867 OPTICAL REPAIRS 1 to 2i-Hour Service Entered as second class matter at Notre Dame, Indiana. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage. Section 1101. October 3. 1917. .-Xuthorized 309 South Michigan St: June 23. 1918. Next to Avon Theatre 7-5477 Editor PATRICK C. CARRICO Managing Editor LAWRENCE J. BREHL Associate Editor SPAGHEHI RAVIOLI WILLIAM F. NOONAN CHICKEN STEAKS PAUL FULLMER Features W9 Cat«r to BanqtuU FRED C. ECKART News atid PartUg PAUL J. 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To be more specific, it's the Bolger COSTS i£SS Memorial Trophy—awarded annually to than gut PiFker-Wiiterrawd the winner of the Notre Dame debating APNOX. STMWMG COST: club's big invitational tourney held here Pre-Fected Braid....$6.00 Inc. each Spring. fAulK-Ply Braid $5.00 TAILORS-CLOTHIERS Arguments for the trophy are going on all this weekend, so if you've never At tennis shops and 1151/2-1171/2 No. Main Sf. taken the time to watch a sharp bunch sporting goods stores. UPSTAIRS of speakers, take advantage of the op portunity right now. Finals of the tour EDRACKETSTRING ney are slated for tomorrow afternoon. The Scholastic have decided that they are all-outofit. So here is the WEEK Ail-American team (Yep, you guessed it): Pos. Player School Forward Joe Bertrand Notre Dame Forward John Fannon Notre Dame by Ken hAurphy Center Dick Rosenthal Notre Dame Guard Junior Stephens Notre Dame Top of the WEEK Guard Bill Sulli\-an Noti-e Dame St. Patty's Day . While on the subject of basketball, The Long, Long Wait there's one thing that's been bothering It has been insinuated that one of the most marked char us all weekend. How come, since "Long acteristics of the Notre Dame man is his indomitable love One" Schlundt is an Ail-American and of the sack. In plain Yiddish, he's tired—he likes to sleep. Rosie isn't, Schlundt only got one field We believe we may have hit on the cause of this. After goa!l against Rosie. How come, huh? long and tedious work on the matter, our reseaz-ch staff has Did you do something unethical to him, come up with a few facts and figures (mostly figures). Rosie? Presuming that the average school year is approximately 235 days in length, If Ain't on the Map and that one-half hour of each of these All-Hardwood Either the post office employees are days is wasted standing in line over in After observing the various All- really on the ball, or else they are ail the Dining Room (ten minutes for morn American basketball quints published by avid football fans. A fellow received a ing coffee, ten for lunch and likewise for the wire services and magazines, we letter the other day which was addressed supper — it figures), our researchers to "Lattnerville, Indiana." found that 117% hours per annum are passed over in the local food dispensary. Poor Petrillo For all you guys who aren't math majors, that figures out to 470 hours in Here's something for you to tiy on a four years. Add to thab number the rainy day, when you can't get outside three hours per year at five minutes per and play. Put the phrase "you'll get week spent in line at the laundry, the campussed" behind all of the popular hour and some odd minutes spent twice song titles that come to mind. a year at the B-X, and the four hours For example: "One Moment More, spent waiting for the various editions of You'll Get Campussed." You can use prom tickets, and it's little wonder that it with other song titles too, such as "I the Notre Dame man yawns in the face Wanna Go On a Lovin' Spree," "Cross of his St.