Best Dad Ever How My Kids Introduced Me to God the Father Copyright © 2019 Brian Kissinger No rights reserved. All parts of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, or tattooed without written consent of the author. Edited by Mary Patterson Verbeck
[email protected] 1 Chapter 1: Who is He? My toddler doesn’t trust me. I realize that most experts wouldn’t recommend opening a book about fatherhood with honesty like this, but here we are. A few days ago I brought my two-year-old son, Isaac, grocery shopping. For most people it’s a boring destination, but kids don’t get out much so my son was obnoxiously excited about the trip. Once he heard that he’d be coming with me, Isaac just kept chanting “store, store, store” over and over as I put his shoes and coat on. He scooted down the stairs and headed to the front door, his chanting growing in volume with each step. Lifting my son off the ground we headed to the car, both of us preparing our hearts for the produce aisles that awaited us. Isaac’s mood took a drastic turn once I opened the car door and he realized he’d be sitting once again in his dreaded car seat. He went into full body resistance mode, arching his back and turning sideways to thwart my buckling efforts. I wondered for a minute if maybe he had realized how boring grocery shopping actually is, or if he had possibly paid attention to the first reading at mass the week before and realized the terrifying biblical precedent for beloved sons named Isaac taking trips with their dad.