An 'Innocent' Abroad
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THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: MONDAY. DECEMBER 24, 1877, 3 the porter about tt, and he nail the prairie was and cake stands which line either aide. On en- oysb-rs In that way—never cat them at all, In The snMl«-« confuted of old stran* nod strings It I* devoid of pleasure—very much so. The seats, TVA*TF,I>-ITIALE uut on lire at all. I now have tlicopinion that tering the auditorium, a strange sight presents fact, unless they arc smuggled into soup. on a woo !cn hw. pa>Mi><] with old carpet. The with theiriron partition". are about as uncom- fortablefor emild he. Trndee. ‘INNOCENT’ ABROAD the writer o( that hook Is an untruthful per* l,«c;ir. The gener.il effect Is that of a theatre: OS* DAT SPENT IS OAKLAND bridles were part leather and part rope. t felt, some purpose m they well AN nn',e*a \irANTr.T)-MRTAL PATrr.IWdIAKP.R. ACCHS- mildest thingI cm say of there are the stage, and actors, and was pleasure. The linn. W, C. Han- sorry They Yon cannot lie down upon them at all »V tornrd non, and that Is the audience. brimful of for the horses. seemed to feel yon happen to be without rlbe, to maklnct raitern* for malleable ;t«m But everything Is socoarse and orna- formerly comoany made anil ara esstlnx*. A<ldreM St. Louts Malleable Iron Company, him. devoid of nah, a prominent lawyer, of I.aporte. ashamed of having to appear before to yourself sp Sidney there Is a place called mentation that It gives you the impression that but now living In this looking able roll like a piece of carpel. St. Louis, Mo. Just west of Ind.. beautiful and as they did. I had been making some TMacomes from the thoughtless custom of mak- of Mark Twain’s Compan- prairie noo enrr. a ham has been hastily for rapidly-growing city, took mo In charge and Inquiries, from time about the price of all (he TWO TWO MASON", Ono utilized dramatic to time, ing spaces between the partitions exactly anrt CARPENTERS. It ftrailroad station, and there are no drove up one and down another, mr hones California, heard sire. It tv soch to WANTED—ten laborers; fair wages and steady work. Is not purposes. street to In and from what I had the same Impossible by a plan Apply tithe "Pathfinder."las South Clark-st.. Iloom ions Visits the Pacific hounos In the place. Nobody lives there but The nnrquctte, which Is capable of seating heart's content. Then be passed me over to I would hare appraised this lot at 9 1.35 apiece. suit every one. It would oe very ranch belter If an. those queer little animals, the prairie dogs, and about 500 persons, (s Oiled with Chinese: and the tender cars of Dr. Dio Lewis, who Is As I attempted mount one of them, full tlirse spaces varied In width, say, to n to from one six TOUNO MAN WHO UNDER-STaNM gallery » Coast. their companions, the rattlesnake and a species above, where a higher price Is charged, Hying here In a most comfortable of fear lest he ationld (Unit tinder my wclghf, fret. This would show a disposition on the part \irAKTkn-Av runnlngsmsll preuei,alO.P.BA6BßTT<b CO.*B, of white owl. These creatures—beast, Is also fairly patronized. To the left Is ft sepa- way In the enjoyment of the the old proprietor walked up and took ofrailroad companies to accommodate persons of 7< end 70 Randolphs!, three solemn • bird, and reptile—all occupy same habita- rate gallery, large enough to accommodate thir- fruits his ilfc-tong name Dr. bold of the bridle to keep the crea- different sixes. the of tabors. Tne of (ostensibly At laat the weary hours had A~SHOEMAKER AT9» WEST MADt< tion, a hole dug Into the side or top of a mound ty or forty persons, occupied entirely by wom- Lewis Is known In every civilized country where ture from prancing around, hut really to waken almost passed, when WANTED—SOtl-ft. soma one poked bia head In at the door and bawled History of tho Journey en, who never alt with up said; " A of earth. There appeared to bo morothana the males at the theatre. there are girls and women: end, while teaching him by a smart Jerk at the trit) and out, Eastern-bound train one hourbehind lime. ■’ Employment hundred of these latter. If the train had been On the right, directlyopposite the ladles’ gal- them how to bo healthy, he has not neglected “Don’t mind hit little frolics, sir; he's feel- 1 could hare strangled Ascncicv* Furnished for most that man with nnalloycd \ITANTF.D—I.nor) LAROKERs FtHI LEVEE AND Publi- running Just a trifle slower I could have count- lery, are two private boxes,—a appropriate his own hygienic discipline. He now ha* the ing pretty coltish to-day. but you’ll tame him cheerfulness, and am not eura but I would bare v? railroad.Hooth: also wn-vlohoprvfr* for Wiscon- ed them accurately. name for them, as they resemble Immense dry- ruddy face, erect figure, and robust frame of down before you eet imek.” done no hart he not hastily left after thus sowing sin. CllltmiAN A CO.. a«WEomh Water-St. cation. anotherhours The prairie dog resembles a squirrel, lie Is goods boxes with one side removed and two an English fox-buifting ’squire. tam* nnt Dorrirl the seeds of unhappiness. ANTED-LARimFItS. HmIITI!. RAILROAD about fifteen Inches long, of a reddish-gray benches Inside, each sufficiently Isrge to seat The Doctor took a party of eight of ns Into Tho poorbeast bad been tamed down fora good When Iraacbad Ogden I branched off to make a W‘ tickets at treat reduction to st, Lonls. cairn, enough a prlzo an agri- three persons. This Is the aristocratic of his “carry-all,” and drove us tho visit to Memphis, Vicksburg. Mobile, New Orleans, and Inter- color, and fat to take at part through twenty years, and bad no more Intention of be- mediate points on the Mississippi. Anply to cultural fair. He'a not at ail shy, and as tho the house, and, as it was not too good for as, charming Indian canon, a few miles oat of Oak- ing frolicsome than be had of going to Con- SALT LAKE CTTT, office 77clark-st., basement. ticket along within fifty yards of their we occupied ono of the boxes. On our he a couple of gress. at which plat# I arrived after a two hours* rifle Contradictory Statements Regarding train moved land. return went miles valley scores of them resting on their The stage Is a plain raised platform without out of our to the Town of Alameda, for Wo started, through a fertile skirting the Great Salt nilfcellaDooiiß* abode I saw way and ina few minutes began to lAke, a valley reclaimed Mormon thrift Ooonoil tail-ends with their front paws in the air looking curtain or scenery ofany kind. A board partition thd purpose of giving us an opportunity to wit- ascend the hill, for bo It known that these big by from fITANTRD—RKLIAIILK. ACTIVK AORKTB TO Omaha and the back the its native saga-brash and barrenness. Hut Salt cmtui tiit* cltf and rotintnr lownt In(ho Wen. as complacent and self-satisfied as though they at ofIt is only thing thatscreens tho ness the operations of some men who were trees of Mariposa are not In a valley. as 1 bad al- Lake City did not at all my expectations. for a new practical «oj mcfnl homehntd win performers meet tight article: Bluffs. owned tho real-estate they occupied and there when they aro oft the stage. This scaschlngfur “pirate” gold. ways supposed, but are on a plateau setersi thou- I expected 100 rapidly on at fti lllirral IndncenrenU to ageon above Perhaps much. Certainly 1 never **nt toth« try of was no mortgage on It. partition has a door on either side for exit and We soon came In sight of tho plsce sand feet the valley. The distance Is about saw a cllr of equal site and containing an equal everywhere. Sample* conn oo receipt Interspace live miles, It In price. CAUTKIt A no Wen Certainly, in no part of the world canons entrance, and tho Is occupied by the where they were at work. There were and reunites two-and-a-half boors number of Inhabitants that showed so little evi- lon-it, Chicago. BTKVAUT. Wn«hlof« so far and encounter such monotonous orchestra, who are thus ’ln the rear of tho four of tod they appeared like males the Journey on* way* One member of our dence of prosperity. With the exception of the travel them, Kngllvnman Ijsaf (be- nTKI) -AN Mj party, an whom I will call Tabernacle, the ~ K Xl*K KH CMulu >i" scenery as on this overland road. For moro actors. The partition Is partly covered with persons possessed of an ordinary amount of unfinished Temple, Amelia Pal- ? i»l(**man, UIK to Soo Prairie Fires, Buf- cause that was hla name) did not make Journey \V''* who rontroli a znoii ir.-i'is in Jownanil Fafinro than a thousand miles there Is scarcely anything Chinese characters written or stamped on common-sense, which, of course they did not the ace,—erected by the late 11. Young for the wife Kft>ra*aa. hr wlr7> reference. NKW. at all. After we bad gone about a quarter of a who madehim wished, Apply Ifiier, ,rhlUJelptila.l'a,to and to be teen except great plains almost devoid of naming red rice-paper.