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Vol VIII. leveland, Ohio, Thursday, January 13, 1927 No. 6 COMMITTEE IS REV. SCHULTE, S. J., TO ARTIST ENGAGED ORATORICAL DA·TE ANNOUNCED FOR BE RETREAT MASTER FOR C. U. CONCERT IS CHANGED AGAIN ANNUAL ·c PROM Exercises Begin Wednesday, January 26; End Carlos Salzedo, Harpist Annual Contest Will be Held Tuesday, Jan. 11, Saturday; Speaker is Dean of Men at St. Will Appear With at Cleveland Council K. of C. Hall; Best F. Malone, Chairman, Louis University. Symphonists Speakers of Four Classes to Compete Plan Elaborate The annual r etreat for the students of John Carroll Uni- Carlos Salzedo internation- Ovving to t he close proximity of the semester examina­ Program versity will begin on Wednesday morning. January 26, ending k d da th t tions, the oratorical contest, originall y scheduled for this on Saturday morning with a olemn clo ing and general Com- a 11 Y ~c. now1 e ~e s e grea - Hubert McCaffer y, president of evening at the Cleveland Council K. of C hall, 2612 Prospect munion. Father Theodore Schulte, S. J., from St. Louis Uni- est h vmg harp1 t, has been e- ave., will be held on Tuesday, Feb. 8, instead. the Carroll nion, ha appointed the ver ity, will be the retreat master. lected as the soloist when the This contest is certain to be one of the best held in recent following men as a committee for Father Schulte is the Dean of • John arroll Univer ity Sym- the annual Carroll Prom which will year", for it will combine an evening of oratory with a classical Men and the head of athletic at St. LIBRARY ROOM JS phony Orchestra hold its ann------musical program rendered by t he be held on Wedne day, April 20: Louis University, and has been the nal co_ncert in the Cleveland John Carroll University Symphony Frank :\'{alone, chairman; layton organizer and prime mover in ath­ Counc1l K. of C. Hall, 2612 FR. BETTEN GETS AID To STUDENTS Prospect Ave., Wedne day, Feb. Orchestra, Rev. Winter, .J .. direct- Welsh, Patrick McDonnell, John letic circles of that school. A very in g . heehan, Frank Ranney, Jack Mul­ 16. capable man with a clear insight In selecting Salzedo as the soloist , NOTE OF PRAISE Wilfred Eberhart will speak on cahy, Edward Maher and Hoffman Reference Works Are into the workings of the mind of Rev. Victor Winter, S. J ., Director "America's Peace Opportunity." Dwyer. young m en, he has made himself Arranged for of the Carroll Symphony Orchestra, Archbishop of Boston George Heinrich will discuss the The committee stm·led tc func- the mo t popular member of the Essayists f('e]s sure that he has prepared the Laurh; Work of "Need of Narcotic Legislation." Hu­ tion on Monday, Jan. 10, and imm - Faculty on the St. Louis campus. local music lovers for a genuine bert McCaffery will tell of the "In­ The students of Carroll can be as- diately elected a date for the Prom. A private room is being pre­ treat. Historian fluence of ~ewman." Joseph Mor­ sured of a succe sful r etreat under Other artists were also available layton Wei h and Hoffman Dwyer pared at the librarJ for the iarity has cho en for his subject, a worthy counselor. but Father Winter decided that a It i with a great measure of "Federal School Control." John will select th place for the dance, writing of special e says, com­ The retreat will come immediately harpist of Salzedo' ability was n ot gratification that the Carroll News ?-1u rphy will explain "The :\1exicau positions, etc., assigned to the while Patrick McDonnell and J ack after the semester examinations and to be pa~sed over without consic'l era- publishes a letter of commendation Muddle." Ralph Perry will di - heehan will. ecure the ore he -tra. all classes will be uspended during college men by the professors. tion. written to Father Francis Betten , eour. upon the allied debt, ·' hall Frank Ranney, Jack ::\1ul cahy and that time. All Catholic tudents of It ha been the Director's policy S. J., professor of history at John By thi mean , students ha - Europe Pay?" Ed Mah r will take care of the pub- ' the University are under obligaLon to hold one public concert yearly Carroll niversity, by Cardinal ing articles to write will have The alternates anc.l their ubjects licity. to attend the exercises of the re- at which a soloist of repute as ists 0' onnell, Archbishop of Boston, for I a central point at which to are Jack Toma, "::'!Texican Crisis" . treat which will consi ·t of everal the orchestra. the former's work in spreading his- gather information and ma­ a nd J ohn Martin, "Co-Education." Father Keefe Becomes i lectures during the day and various terial. Father Wahn outlined Twelve years ago Father Winter torical and Catholic truth. Director of Sodality; Iforms of prayers. the plan in the following man­ directed the St. Ig natiu College The letter in detail f ollows: Three members of the Senior ner: Symphony Orche tra in the now ex- Archbishop's Hou. e Cia s, two Juniors a nd one Fresh­ Replaces Fr. Haggeney i ------man will put forth t heir best foren­ If Father Wahn is informed two tinct Cleveland Theatre which was Granby Street Former Moderator's Illne Makes weeks in advance of any es ay to located on St. Clair Ave. N .W., near Boston ic efforts in order to win the gold DEAN PROMISES medal w hi ch will be awarded at the be Wl'itten he will gather together Ontario St. After the razing of the R ev. F rancis S. Betten, S. J . Hi for Commen::ement in June. ReA~r~ ~~lp;e~~b l e -FUTURE CHANGES all the books on the ubject at the theatre the concerts were held in John Carroll University; Gray's Armory. For the last six Cl eveland, Ohio. The Seniors arc out to uphold the Owing to the fact that Father College Library and the J e uit Li­ ;, .., t:&.. ~ '· ~-- : _. ~ · ~- .:!;.•. !.-• n oar "F' ath Pr RPttP]l: hnn· ls ~ h P ;.,.. ,.. , ~~ Haggeney, for r director of the brat·y and plHce thern m L< l! r·oon1. Degree Requirement. Arrangement have ·oeen made with been the sce~e of the Carroll con- It gives me a great pleasure to Ed '\l cAuley, e.·-"27 , captured the Senior Sodality, has been confined certs. say a word of commendation in to the hospital and will no longer to be Rigidly the Cleveland Public Library that medal in 1925, \vhile John Lyden, a t­ The soloists in former year have behalf of yom· noble work for his­ be able to take up hi duties in thi books may also be secured from it. SCI ex-'27, received an honorable Enforced included: Eddie Brown, violini t ; tori cal truth and the Catholic faith. r spect for the r emrdnder of the These will a lso be placed a t the dis- mention in the arne competion. William Willeke, celloist; Allan Me- Your two volumes "Ancient World" year, Father Keefe, professor of posal of the students. Adelbert Col- Last year Allan Lafferty, now at­ lege, College for Women and other Quea, Irish tenor; Gilbert Gahan , and "Modern World" deserve great English, has been appointed to take Father Otting has an- ' tending Our Lady of the Lake Sem­ rianist; Elly ey, pianist; Zlatko praise and should be given first at­ charge of the Sodality and direct it nounced that in consequence of schools have made similar arrange­ inary, captured the prize and Wil­ I~alokovic, violinist. tention by the teacher s of our Cath- work for the coming semester. his attendance at the Conven- ments with the Cleveland Public Li­ fred Eberhart received an honorable Leopold Stokowski, conductor of olic schools. Father Keefe formally took up his tion of J esuit Deans and Prin- brary with considerable success. mention . the P hiladelphia Symphony Orches- Writers of late years striving for duties at the r egular meeting of the Books especially pertinent to the According to the cu tom, the cipa1 of the Missouri Province tra says of "He is at once the sensational or seeking a selfish Sodality on Wedne day, Jan. 5. question and ' of permanent intere t ~alz e do, judges will not be announced until held at Loyola, Chicago, some will be purchased. a virtuoso, artist, composer and de- end have made a travesty of his­ After the recitation of the office, be the night of the contest. veloper of the latent possibilities of tory, truth and r eligion. Their gave a short in t t·uction on the Feast important changes will soon be A room is also being equ;pped the harp." w'orks have poisoned many youthful of the Holy ame and exhorted the made at Carroll. with a ll t he books written by Car­ "I do not think," says Walter minds, have broken down effe ctively students t o practise and spread a The convention wa held for the roll Profe sors or by graduates of Carroll. This r oom will also con­ Damrosch of the :\lew York Sym- true standards of living and have PROFS STOP FOR devotion to the Holy arne as much purpo e of giving the Catholic as it lies in their power. tain all material about a rroll ac­ phony Orchestra, "Ther e is a man destroyed lives and ouls. Dean an opportunity of conferring · .· t d h . It is, therefore, in pil-ing to find HOLIDAY VISITS tivities such as games, banquets and 1 0 about the general problems confront­ dances. Absolutely everything about nmg o- ay w IS a "Teater ex- an author who has devoted himself ponent of the harp than Salzedo t th t t. f b' d f ing the Catholic colleges of today. Carroll will be filed in thi r oom. It ·, o e presen a Jon o un 1a e acts Six Jesuit Teach ere PRESIDENT'S DAY The specific need of the respective will contain all the· numbers of the He ce rtain!~ ha do ne more than and who has given to the youth of colleges were also di scussed. Carroll News, the Ignatian, and the any other m this coun~ry to keep our country a text book which Make Calls at the harp before the pubhc as a n in- th 1 I' ht h EXERCISES HELD The rule in the .;: atalogue tating old Lumina. s trument of the fir t rank." rows a rea tg upon t e pa t . Carroll that in orde r to graduate a student I congratulate you on your splen- Annual Custom is Ob­ is required to complete 128 semester did success and send you every best During and after the holiday hours of work, three-fourths of wish and every blessing. period a number of Je uit priests served on Last Class which must be of C grade or better, Schedule of Exams Very sincerely yours, visited the Carroll Community where will be strictly adhered to. ThL (~ign ed) W. Cardinal O'Connell, they spent a short time before re­ Day of 1926 Jan. 17-A. 1. mean also that from now on all P.M. Archbishop of Boston. turning home ofter visits t o other P sychology, Logic, General Chern- Political Science, Latin Theme. On Tue day afternoon non- atholic student. will be re­ 1 Jesuit Universities. quired to have 128 hou rs to gradu- istry. Jan. 21-A . .M. Recall Astronomer Rev. Thomas Wallace, S. J ., Pro­ D cember 21. President's day P.M. exercises were held by the ate. Engli sh Precept s (Sophomore, Ju­ From Observatory fessor of Philosophy at St. Louis nior and Senior). tud nts of John Carroll Uni­ Formerly the atholic tudents History I and II, Freshman Re- To Teach Biologists University, gave a retreat at St. ligion. P.M. versity and St. I~natius High only were r quired t o have 12 cred- Augustine's Convent, Lakewood. Jan. 18-A. M. Sociology, Greek. it hours to 120 credit hours for the F r. Odenback, S. J., Noted Scienti t, Rev. John Spaeth, S. J., Professor of chool in the Carroll gym. All Mathematics. Takes Over Mr. Wahl' Class non- atholic students, the extra Jan. 22-A. M. Theology at ~t. Louis Univer sity, Speeche by the representa­ P.M. in Emergency eight hour being for r eligion. These Conflicts, and Physics. al o gave a retreat for the Notre tives of the various divi ion Religion (Sophomore and Junior ) . additional eight hours required of Jan. 24-A. M . Rev. Frederick L. Odenbach, S.J., Dame Si ters at otre Dame. were in order to pa:-,r tribute to Jan. 19- A. M. non- a holic student need not be Biology and Anatomy. for years a Professor of Astronomy Rev. J ohn Dixon, S. J., was the the Reverend F ather Rector French, Spani h and German. for religion. Thi- will equalize the P.M. and a noted seismologist at John offi cial r epresentative of the George­ Mnrtha J. Boylan. S. J. P. l\1. Immediately after the tribute paid status of atholic and non- atholic Latin Author. Carroll University, has assumed the town University faculty at a ban­ tudeni. at Carroll. Rev. Father English Composition (Sophomore, him by Hub rt J. ~1 cCa ff ery, the Jan. 25-A. M. duties of Professor of Biology, re- 1q uet of the Cleveland Alumni during president of the Senior clas.. Father Otting stated that further changes Junior and enior). placing Mr. George B. Wahl, 8. J., the holiday. 20 Advanced Chemistry. Boylan gave a short addi"Pss to the will be made which he does not f eel Jan. :-A. M. who was removed to Charity Hos- Rev. Peter Dolin, S. J., was the .bet t t d' 1 t t Cosmology, Eth1cs, Freshman Eng- , P.M. tudent thanking them for their at !] · y o I\'u ge a presen . . h p pita! for an appendicitis operation. offi cial representative of the George­ 111s rec pt . expres ions of loyalty and gratitude Mr. Wahl's operation has been pro- town University faculty at a ban­ for their effort. that he ha. expend­ MEETS ARRANGE· The Intercollegiate Glee Club con- nounced successful and it is ex- ouet of the Cleveland Alumni dur- ed in their behalf. Eliminating the Student Congress pected that when the paper goes to ing the holi day. personal element from lhe affair, he FOR C. U. DEBATERS At the econd annual congre s of tc t ·will be held in New York city press he will have returned to t he R€v. P eter Dolin, S. J., of Ford- also expressed the desire tha the thi pring. Many univ r ities from Carroll community. ham Univer ity, and Rev. Daniel R v. John .r. Keefe. s.J .. director the rational tudent Feederation of students should maintain the custom the W est, South, and Ea t will com- Ryan, S. J ., of Holy Cro s College, of the II · · d b Ame rica it wa agreed that the edu- TIK of c Jebrating pr ident's day in th mTo mver 1t~· e ating pete. 1n JY.lemoriam stopped at J ohn Carroll University future as they have in the pa l. team, ha" announced s':!veral inter- cational policy of the college hould • after attending a Philosophical Con- Father O'Callag-han. S.J., vice-pro­ e ting debates which will be held be haped in ome mea ure by t he The Dramatic Society of Holy The faculties and tudent bodies vention at ~ o tre Dame University. vincial of the Mi ssouri ProYince, sometime in March. The Carroll opinion of its tudent . Several col- Cros College will present "Cyrano Iof John Carroll University and t. gave a short talk congratulating the forensic artist.- will cla"h with Sl. lell:eS have ah·eady ineorporated in de Bcrgerac' sometime in February. I gna t'Jus H"1 g h S c h oo I express th e1r· . tudeuts on their work and whole- John's College of Toledo. on the sub- . . . . deepest sympathy to Rev. John Fordham University ha signed ject, "Re.olved, That the Allied Debt their curricula orne ugge·tion of Th1 1 but the thHd time that Rost- B S J h . t d Major Frank Ca\·anaugh, former 11earted ct>-nperation with the Fac th d d t committee f ar1 ow, . ., w ose sis er passe ulty in making arroll one of th h ou ld B e Cancelled," in it fir t e un ergra ua e on and' amou play has been given away at her home in Detroit, Mich., Bo on Coll ege mentor, for a period (Continued on Pa~e Two) appearance. ed·1cation. :n the uited States. Jan. 5. of three year a football coach. Page Twa THE CARR OLL NEWS

Studen~ Injured WILL BE HOSTESS Students Celebrate More Clothes For Your In Collision, Dies ''Who's Who'' DRAW RULES FOR AT SOPH DANCE President's Day Money Made in Any Style Injurie Received in Auto '27 CAGE LEAGUE (Continued from Page One) And Crash Prove Fatal to John g reatest and best schoo ls in the pro­ Made to Fit vince. Sorger, ex-'2 Class Basketball Loop AT THE After the celebration, classes were Ready to Start s uspended until Jan. 3, for the The news comes to Carroll of the UNICOAT cieath of John Sorger, ex-'2 , in the Functioning Christmas holidays. Members of Mansfield hospital, a the result of the Carroll Symphony Orchestra, MFG. CO. an injury received in an automobile under the direction of Father Win- Beginning shortly after I 2128 W. 53rd St. accident while traveling to Columbus midyear examinations, ters, S.J., furnished several selec­ tions of classical style for the af- to see the Michigan-Ohio State class basketball league See Our Line of game. start to operate. The com­ 1 fair. ~orger left Carroll during the mittee appointed to conduct It won't be long now until ail col­ last school year to take u p the du­ the class league has compiled a lege sports are side-tracked, for a $20·00 ties of a reporter and ha d been set of rules governing the time at least, in favor of more se- making excellent progress in the actual running of the games as 1 rious matters--exams. new paper field when fatally in­ well as the men who will take OVERCOATS jured. part in the contests. These In All Styles The students of John Carroll ex­ rules have been approved by Hats Cleaned and Reblocked Made to Order Suits as Low at press their sympathy to Mt·. Ol"­ the Carroll Union and must be Alaska's Dry Cleaning Co. ger's family in their bereavement. strictly adhered to by all the classes. Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing Hubert l[c aiYery The list of rules is as follows : 3222 Lorain Ave. "DUY F ARR THE BEST"' De~gan, 12955 All students, in order to be eli gi­ Miss Catherine Since the above pictured gentle­ ble to participate in class ba ket­ Lake Ave., a Freshman at Ursuline man is president of both the Senior ball g ames, must be in good stand­ College, will be one of the hostesses Ia s and the Carroll Union, it is no Randolph 4629 John Potokar, Prop. ing with the Carroll Union. That is, more than proper that he be intro­ at the Sophomor e Shuffle which will no student who has not paid his duced in a manner befitting his ta­ be held at the Allerton Hotel on Union dues for the entire school tion. We therefore take great plea - term will be allowed to play on a Friday, Jan. 14. Chauncey Lee and ure in introducing Mr. Hubert J. Mc­ class team. his band will furnish the syncopa­ Double Eagle Caffe:ry-gentleman and student. All candidates for the varsity are tion. Hubert (we have known him so strictly barred from all class teams. J ack Mulcahy, vice-president of Bottling Co. Lorain Ave. and W. 26th St. long that we feel we are not being There's always "something A list of the eligible men must the Sophomor e Class, is Chairman of too intimate in calling him by his be taken by the captains of the vari­ the Committee. Jack and his gang We manufacture all kinds new" in "Farr's Clothes"­ fir t name), prepped at St. Ignatius ous teams and submitted to the of­ of shufflers have left no detail un­ of Soft Drinks and Serve they're not made up in bulk High where he made a name for ficials of t he Carroll Union. Any done in t he way of providing a half a year ahead like other him elf athletically and schola tical­ revisions in this original li st must o-ood time for the guests. They Nothing but the B e s t ly. H then entered Carroll and set be reported to the Union officials have selected a novelty orchestra­ ready-to-wear. out to repeat his previous succe ses twenty-four hom·s before game time. the first colored orchestra to play by reporting for the first football 6517 St. Clair A venue Cleveland, Ohio Afternoon games w11! scheduled to for a Carroll Dance-which is ad­ practice and pitching into hi. studies ALL WOOL.. ALL STYLES start at three o'clock. If only one judged by many as one of the finest with an earnestness not character­ (Continued on Page Five) in leveland. istic of the usual freshman. Since The Committee which bas ex­ that time his name has been appear­ orator" of whom we so often bear. pended its every effort for the as­ $21~ . ing in the daily new paper as one He is never happier than when he is sur ance of a regular "CaiToll good ALL THE YEAR.ROUND of Canoll's best linemen. arguing some philosophical que tion time," is composed of the following: with a member of the clas . Hi Of all the subjects which "Red" Jack Mulcahy, chairman; Jim Walsh, ready Irish wit and nimbleness of has been expo ed to at Can·oll. he Ray Turk, Ed Grieder, Doc Gehring, F ARR'S CLOTHES, Inc. mind mak-e him an unconquerable New! seems to lean mo tly toward phil­ Pat Cooney, Joe Smith, George 4277 Pearl Road foe. osophy and debating. When one White, Bill Tifft and I orm McLeod. We might also mention that Hu­ Open Monday, Thursday and sees him before a class tTying to Saturday Evenings bert exercises a very tabilizing in­ 1 Imported convince the Senior that the traffic question could be solved by making fluence on the members of the Senior l United Bank Dldz. the Public Square a circle, one can­ las because his frequent refer­ Presto Lunch English not help but ee in him the "fiery ences to them as "lads" tend to 1ih ). keep them from feeling too greatly their importance. HOME COOKED Although ,he roba.hly ICioesl"\' t' REIDY BROS. & FLANIGAN know it, everyone has predicted that MEALS 11730-34 Detroit Ave. Broadcloth Shirts some day he will be one of leve­ (Corner Hird Ave.) land's great poli ticians. Our only 2621 Lorain Ave. Furniture - Rugs - Stores hope is that he does not disappoint RRIV.ED at last- the new novelty collar attached broad­ them for he has the qualifications of Open Day and Night A a "ward bo " even down to the Iri h cloth shirt in assorted stripe For t he Newest and Best in Watches. Men's Pocket or name. effects. The collar pattern is smart Strap Watches, we recommend the American make. and distinctive, for it harmonizes with the shirt. The workmanship is HERMAN PLATZ perfect. The mat~·ial it~lf is o'f DISTER fine quality. Will launder beautifully. 2700 Lorain Ave. Pipes and Tobacco Colors are fast and will .. $3 50 THE VIRGINIAN-The Pipe That's Broken In not fade. Sizes·14 to 16 • 2717 Lorain Ave. WM. J. GUEST STUDIO ::U:aln Floor-Ontnrio PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHERS 822 Old Arcade :Main 4065 The Riverside Florists Co. Flowers for All Occasions :------:::------I 3363 River ide Dr. Lakewood 6620-6621 The Arata Company Fine andie , hocolates, Cigars. I' ~======~. 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DEW DROP INN •..• -...... _...... _.... _ ...... ,.._...... _...... ! The chief thing that has made Baker's Hygrade Ice Highest Quality Food ' ! Cream worthy of indorsement by teacher and par­ l The Lorain Street Savings & Tr.ust Co. i ents alike is its perfect food value. It has a basis i T at Lowest Prices ' Lorain Ave. and Fulton Rd. ' of purity and richness-always dependable .. Never, ~ i in winter or summer is it cheapened to the level of Corner Jay Avenue and West 25th Street I Capital and Surplus $900,000.00 t ~ . ordinary ice cream...... h,======~'J !...... _...... _. __...... _...... _. ~ It is Hygrade in all that the word implies. URSULINE COLLEGE 1 Head to Foot Outfitters An institution for the higher Education of Women The Empowered by the state to confer degrees. Ohio's Greatest Suit Service. New and Attractive II Affiliated to the Catholic University of America Models Baker Evans Ice Cream Courses leading to the A. B., B. S., and Litt. B. Degrees Company Also Four Year Provisional High School Certificates Dress Suit Rental Co. Hemlock 5720 Cleveland, 0. Address Registrar, 11105 Euclid Ave. Now at 235 The Arcade THE CARROLL NEWS Page Thr e~ THE CARROLL NEWS I ! Cotn111onsqueal OMELETS By The Bia Butter and E gg l\lan Published fortnightly by the students of John Carroll University. ther e wer e o ma ny shawl one Editorial and Business Offices, W. 30th and Carroll Ave., would think he was fiesta-i n" on the Cleveland, Ohio. With all our ew Year's resolu- piazza w ith some senoritas at a The thought, of COW'M', wa.~ quite t ions broken at lea t a half a dozen Mailman Brings Note chilly con carne ball in Argentine, absurd, as well tltcy !lndenColumn Could good Old itcash .·coH'Iion !hi.< the Sen:or Class a nswer ing roll 100 the f oreign missions. pani sh hawls and till be rated "good!'' STAFF are " the thing" for hiding coff ee per cent st rong the first clas of the Communication is H nt- but don't let t hat keep yo u 8), he is quoted a. a ying "he wa of the pa per are preparec!. Do n't Asst. Circulation Manager ______Colman Hynes, '28 kissed on the altar step "-can you yo u t hink it would be ni ce if you he has chosen isn t o ,·cry hot afler f rom attending t he Soph Hop. As t . Circulation Manager______------· Patrick Cooney, '29 imagine ? But that ain't so bad; Bill could do t he a me thing? all. With little or no compunction • • Mishl er , tells about t he fellow that Very re pectfully yo ur ~ , he to c. it bodily into the waste St. Ignatius High Did you get a Meca nno set for was " hi t on t he spur of the mo THE F AC "LTY. basket basket, being car ful to r - News Editor ______------·------Raymond Mooney Asst. News Editor______Edward Gallagher Xmas? Well if you did, yo u better ment," and a ma n got "shot in the move it from the typ writer before doing ·o. He devotc sever al min­ Sports Editor______William Hussey ~ t :u t building your self up. hallway" and a freshma n got hit in Topics are Chief Need Asst. Sports E ditor ______Howard Hendrickson the "safety zo ne, at Euclid a nd E. utes of closely conccnt1·atcd th ugh • • * of Writer, According 9th"-why can't people u e the old to the problem of , el cling a hap­ Fatherly Advice to Freshmen Latin and Greek terms? to Butter and Egg Man pier topic. Girls, he realiz , ul- THURSDAY, J A UARY 13, 1927 I t seems to have been the con:::e n­ • • • ews pa per Prove Great Help ; Col- ways make good copy; the eager sus of opini on that ever ybody at ieae Union Approve Chinese publi c ne\'er tires of reading about An Up-to-Date Fis h Story Carroll should t ry to cop off hon­ Strike them. Every good, sub tan tial col- J ohnny Leahy r epor t from out Our Last Issue or s all t he time, and take home The fir t requi ite for a ucce sful , umn hould contain at least one ref­ La kewood way, that ertain church­ enuff " highest honor medals" t o column i a et of appropriate top- I erence to girls if it intends to suc­ ITH this i sue of the Carroll N~ws, the ~e~ior members es a re giving away relig:ous calen­ m .. ke a slave chain f or their sister's ics. These are generally fo rthcom- I ceed. T hi , incidentally, account!' W of the staff hand over the duties of ed1bng the paper da rs with a very special feature con­ wrist , but my advice to you is to be ing ; one finds t hem everywhere, in for the unu u_al popul~rity that the to the members of the Junior, Sophomore and Freshman classes. nected-"The good fis hi ng days of different. To me condit ion exams t he autumn woods, in t he public Omelets and, 1f you ""'" pardon our each month are stamped wi th a red This action has been taken a the result of a precedent set a re as esse ntial as a pony is to Cic­ streets, in the new papers-espe:::ial- saying so The ommonsqueal, en­ fi sh." So if your local feed store some years ago, which took into consideration the many extra ero or a "trot" to Horace; a nd be­ didn't send you a calenda r with your ly in t he newspapers. Having se- joy. lieve it or not, I r efused a ll honor tasks which confront the senior during the last few months Ia t order of bra n, see J ohnny. lected one or two promi ing news T aking this new tack, the column­ medal in order t hat t he r eall y only of his college career. It was thought best that he devote all • items the columnist gets out hi s ist discovers some reference to Ger­ his energy to his studies and not be hampered by extra­ outs tand ing feature in my whole * * pencil and paper a nd sets about tr ude E derle in connection with the High School a nd College career i The re a re several prominent J. C. Wri ting something in the way of a Catalina I ·land swim. pon due curricular activities. in having at least one condition per U. boys who ar e ready t o defy t he neat little poem. This can, perhap , r fl ection he decides he'd better not It is not without regret that we relinquish our positions each semester a nd passing it. (And guy who invented t he axiom that be be t illu ti·ated by an example. wr ite any poetry about that, how- on the staff for we have really enjoyed . our work. We have if I had a nickel for every doll ar I there is " othing U eless in a­ Let us suppose that, in glancing eYer. Then he is reminded of Ger ­ ture" on t he gr oun d t hat "be·• never been given the chance to do a little extra something for our invested in conditions, I'd be able to over t he port pages of a gr at met- trnde' heroic feat of ever al month !:J uy myself a half dozen $20 gold was called upon to make a peech at r opolitan daily, the columni t come ago when she so unconcern dly school and in so doing we have shared more of the privilege pieces for a Xmas present). And a banquet- "for the m·nute you get aero s something li ke thi s : "West swam t he English Channel. H l'e is and plea ures which attend college life. We have gained an it goes without saying t hat if I up you find out how useless your Virginia We leyan cancel Salaries a fer t ile bi t, the columnist r ealizes, experience, the worth of which can only be determined as the £a iled to grab off a condit:on, the tongue is," ~o t hink all t he J. C. U. of Gridders. • Immediately a hun- a nd accor dingly attacks his Reming­ year roll by, but certainly it has been an experience which has folks co nsid ered I was not r unning students, who were f ea tured peak­ dred, more or less, idea uggest ton with r enewed vigor, to this ef­ t rue to form a nd would call in a ers at the banquet of the Mu Delta themselves. Professionali m in sup- feet: not been without its advantages. And most of all, we have Pi and the Sunetoi liter ary clubs made many invaluable friendships-those friendships which p y ~c h iatris t immediately. So make posedl y amateur rank i always a . up yo ur mind now, be different ; (All e rton) dur ing Xma holiday . make u feel that "life is good and its tasks worth while." sure-fire theme. T aking· thi line for Channel Swimmer is treat the pr ofs nice, but don't tell • • • a starter the poet itl ly scratches a Eulogized in Latest We therefore take this opportunity of thanking our faculty 'em all you Know, a nd the f ut ure However, a ll of the e same speak­ few verses on hi pad, to wit: of Poetic Venture '~i ll hold beautiful, ideal condit ions "They sent a l"Ollghneck to college director, our contributors and the remaining members of the ers will test ify in behalf of another in store for yo ur outlook on Febru­ old axiom "The pants a nd coat do wher all of the highbrou·s were; New York Gas p as Sear -Roebuck staff for the cooperation which they have given in editing the a ry. all the work a nd t he vest get all " T hey bought him some prep school co res on P rinceton; Faculty paper and wi h them the best of luck and success when they • • * the gravy." credits at twenty-fit•e dollars pe1·; Hold P icnic in T un nel assume the editorial duties. "And kindly arranged to settle the The Freshman's Astonisher • • * Off Graynose, ?'caching westwco·d to -The Senior Staff Members. debts that he might incto·." W hi lst talking about Fre hies, It's time the college union takes lcmce the surging seas didn't you t hi nk the la st issue was steps like P omona Co ll ege where all Thot smite he1· i1·on headland, there q uite a uccess? Indeed t hey are students having mustaches mu t Columnist Decides on sweeps the morning breeze. Attendance, Poor to be congratulated. I t hought it o submit to having a unit area of one Change of Subject as A chill wind whistles seaward HERE are the crowds of yesteryear? With startling wonderful, I mailed at least a dozen square centimeter shaved ; the s peci­ First Lines Miss Fire acr·oss the moving tide copies to the di ff er ent Academies. fi c gravity of whiske r thereof i ob­ ---. To stir the lowering storm tLTock W regularity the attendance at Carroll basketball ga~es We just simply had to get rid of tained by counting t h individual ew Search Reveal Bette r Topic where fog and te1117Je ·t bicle. for Poem ; Dean Thwart Mo,·e has been dropping off until now it ranks so low as to occasiOn the m so mehow- can't clutter up the hairs ; 135 hairs per square cent i­ The gull that ride the ea wind a comment among the handful of spectators who still see fit to t o Buy Shotgun Shell s news offi ce. Be ide I was one of meter being the minimum r equ ire­ tctle of woncl I' tells- follow the athletic fortunes of Carroll's teams. Somewhere, if the few upper classmen who got ment for t he f urther continuance of T hi s, so mehow, fails to hit the A olitat·y swimmer that brea, /.~the it could onl y be rooted out and brought to the light of day, t heir name in the sheet- ( fi r t time wearing the mustache. spot, as they say, so the columnist Channel swells! there must be some reason for the sudden loss of interest on I ever got a wr"te-up in my life, ex­ • • • ver y wisely abandons the form for the part of t he erstwhile Carroll followers. What it can be is cept the day t he doctor filed my A precedent t he Senior sought to another. He considers the matter As noontime greets the Channel, the hard to say. One doesn't like to believe that the team's trio birth cer tificate and The Press men- ghosts of othu clays of losses at the outset of the season had anything to do with it. establi h at J . C. U., i a " Sneak for upward of a moment then de­ t ioned m e in the "Vital News in Day," like they have a t Univer ity cides to knock off for awhile and Stand 1·ooted to their foredecks oud It isn't quite in keeping with the Carroll traditions to back a E ver y L in e"- marriage, deaths, lof Denver; a day on whi ch none ~f write a lette1·. It doesn't matter a stan in wild conaze. winner and desert a loser ; if a man has the right fiber in hi births, 'way back in t he wa nt ads.) them appear in classes. If any- g reat deal whom he writes to, just T he shade of Macl Monk Eu ·to<'C, composition he stays wit h his team through thick and thin, • • * . j body seconds t his mo_tion, I would as long as he writes to somebody. a phantom wild ancl grim, win lose or draw-and he isn't diverted from his purpose by Bestrides his -~p irit deck beam "Marrie Nostrum," (our 'C') 1 Imak e another sugge t10n that It be It's the pr inciple more han any­ cou~ter attractions, either. the t itle of a movie by DeMille, f ea- a day during t he semester exams. t hing el e. Having finished the let- ancl calls hi.· men to him It's prett y hard to imagine anyone who professes to be a turing Jiggs Marrie a nd Carroll • • * ter, t he colu mnist cu tomarily lies To watch the stalwart swimme1·lhol lover of good, clean sport deliberately choosing a professional f ootball team in practice on the down for a shor t nap and ari ·e dc~res the shifting tijournalism by passing out • • * typewriter or his typewriter closer Carroll game i indicated. The crowd wouldn't have done new telephone directories from credit to a dog fight at the North Pole. Where were the rooters Well , as t he drunk said as he to his chair as t he case may be Writer, Weary After walked out of the hotel, '·I'll teach house to house after I graduate, for who didn't see their way clear to attend? a new staff wi ll re i" eve t he Seniors (either is permissible)' a nd tap. out Numbing Grind, Take your gold fi sh to snap at me." a couple of ver ses somewhat in thi Time Out to Eat, Re t Some of them, how many is difficult to say, were at the • • * beginning with the next issue. It fashion: has really been the onl y enjoyable Public Hall for the purpose of seeing two professional aggrega­ " Blue Pencil Club" Plea e ote t hing of my chool day , and I take Alumni Plan F lower Show at tions maul each other about a basketball court much in the Whilst on t he subject of dancing Chi ld '; wi Gua rd :\lake Al l- thi · opportunity to thank the mod­ Altered Viewpoint is manner of a couple of street gangs settling a grudge in their it will be inter esting to note t ha t We tern ; ' nearth Ba eball erators for tolerating such a putrid Held Responsible for Scandal in Ol d I ndi an own crude way. Meanwhile the Carroll players were playing Carroll was very well r epresented at line of decomposed apple sausage, a· Mound the game of their lives against the fastest college five that the Notre Dame Coll ege Prom, by Trio of New Stanzas also t hose who have u ed t he "Blue ever appeared on a local floor ; and winning that game, despite f ootball and basketba ll managers, By the time the columnist ha Pencil" on my copy thereby protect­ . econd l:nited tate Cavalry to F ly the fact t hat the stands were almost empty and there was no cheer leadei', cia s offi cers and mem­ Here in F our Masted Schooner ; gotten this far a delicious sense of ing the public and myself from be­ more than a meager scattering of rooters to cheer them to bers of the Carroll New staff . One La ndi Order Probe dr ow ines begins to steal over him ing bounced by t he facul ty. I do victory. Carroll chap is report ed to have felt and he thinks seriously of letting not believe I have slandered anyone The squad was thinned by injurie.~; like an "assembled automobile, " for the task of finishing hi column go There was a time in the not far distant past when a full­ or caused them pain or razzing, by the coach was in dispail·- he had borrowed a profs tuxedo, until orne futu re time. He is, in fledged earthquake at inth and Euclid wouldn't have possessed anything I might have said of them. The blackest, thickest, bTooding somebody el e's hirt and t ie, some · fact, so taken with thi idea that he sufficient drawing power to lure a crowd from the Carroll gym and although I have ridiculed their gloom was hanging in the air­ body else's studs, and had his old pushes his typewriter back into its on a night when Carroll was playing. Now it is unusual to eccentric characteristics, ne·1er any T he ,·oaten all were lying clown oncl tan shoes dyed for the occa ion, the tall and goes out to get some cof­ find even a fair r epresentation from the student body arrayed af fl iction or defects in their anatomy dying everywhere. only thing reall y belonging to him­ fee and co r nbread. When he re­ upon the benches when the Blue and Gold goes forth to battle or physical make-up of which 1 self was the wing co ll ar. tur ns it will occur to him that he with the foe. Something is wrong somewhere, that's evident. wo uld myself feel sensitive-outside Thanksgiving loom eel a week a way: may a well leave the task of com­ Nobody knows exactl y where, however, unless it may be those • • • of t hat, if there is anything I sa·d like Autumn's le(n:es were strewn pleting hi work for the morro\ or same £air-weather fans that are devoting their valuable time Spanish shawls must be gett"ng that I am son y for, I am glad of The tickets for the biggest gomc­ the day after that. I n thi way he to other pursui ts while the Carroll basketball team is bearing cheap. It seemed as if all the g:rls it. H oping you are t he same, I re­ and blood wa on the moon! frequently takes fr om two to thr <'t' the Carroll standard into conflict with some of the best college got one for Xmas and wore it at the ma in your faithful fellow condit:on­ 11 The cry went up, "Tre'/l ha1•c to ·c weeks to compose one column. N. D. Co llege P rom; for a t the dance quintets in America. -C. J . M. alist- Ray Madigan. the student11 pretty soon!" .Continued nn Page F our) Page Four THE CARROLL NEWS Magazine Section

1 The Sands of Time Uncerta'inties of a Senior ~@~ ri1s'(}O(!,Q;f} The a nds of time are eeping down -by Wilfred Eberhart In ones and twos and threes- c. u. 'rhe neap of tide is coming on, Erelong the pirit flees. ~ T this time of the year business beheld during the four years their THE SILVER SPOON In the J une 15, 1925, issue of The The survey reveals that law, medi- ..&"\. men take inventory, sentimen- heads were in the cloud s. If their Scant years afore a swaddling babe -John Galswo1·thy Ig natian, the predecessor of the Car- cine. and busine arc the pro:fe ions talists form New Year's resolutions, college education has meant less And now a pallid pate, 7iT HIS novel i even more dramatic roll News, I conducted a urvey of in which more than 70 per c nt of and college boys go urbanely along than t hat, t hey have been the chief The sands of time are eeping down, W tha n "The White Monkey," The moment s never wait. the profes- ions of men who had be n the graduate are engaged in. Teach- their carefree way. That is, nnle s actors in a tragedy who e end i not turning a it does upon a duel be- John gn1duated and had re eived degree ing has b come more popular these they are seniors. Life is never too yet. The men whose achievement · tween two young women of extraor- of B.A., B. S., cu· 1.A., f rom John last two year ; under that cia sific a­ certain for any of u . . Kingdoms ma y I have become acquainted with in the dinary f ascination-Fieur F or syte his love, her station totter ed. Be- Canoll U niver ity ince the tion we include Raymond . Mi ll er topple in a day; best g irls have been past four years have no been busi- known to an wer, "I'm afraid I can't ness men. They have been scholars, Mont and M.a rjorie Ferrar. AI- cause he had heard Marjorie F erra r 1 94. '25, the present Registrar at J oh n t hough thi novel is di tinct and denounce Fleur as a snob and a lion At h tonight." Such ri sks devolve upon tat esmen a nd thinkers. Some of t e p resent time I hav com- arroll Univet· ity. apar t from the whole of the Saga, hunter, Soames denounced farjorie pleted a nother survey which extend No doubt it will appear strange to all mankind. But for college seniors them were poor in the things of this yet it is an integral part. It would as a traitoress and turned her out ove r the period of 1925 and l!l26. It people who are unacquainted wit h life is one ·huge question mark dot- world; few of them wer e rich. I be ungenerous and even ab urd to of the house. i interesting to note that the ur­ the cau;e, that there hould be u h ted underneath with a point known have not studied bus ine methods; vey of t he pur uit of the '25 a nd a noticeable s lump in th popularity make a piecemeal appraisal when Out of this scene and the fi ery '26 Alumni fo ll ows the general trend of the calling to the p1·iesthood. This as Commencement Day. such courses are not included in a letters of Fleur's, a libel suit evolv- the series is organically related. We of the occupat:on of t he older grad­ is easily explain d by the fact that It may be that I am unduly pes- li beral arts curriculum, and perhaps therefore co nsider it in conn tion ed, Marjorie Ferrar entering a plea uate ; t he law of averages has again the Lady of the Lake eminary of should not be. My natural con clu- simi tic. I have had a very bad wi th its related books. for heavy damages. The situation vindicated itself. The two survey. the lev land dioc e y a rl y enroll s week. During the last seven days sion is that the men w ho count are Michael Mont, an engaging yout h was intensely unpleasant for ever y­ fo ll ow: a great number of under·-graduate··. I have been a ked no fe wer than the standard bearers of thought This year the number· of a rroll '26 and an ardent lover , as he appeared body. Fleur won the suit but lost Survey From 1 9~ to 1924 I ncl usi \' C rather than the capt ains of industry. her social prestige. Society sympa­ unci r-graduate who arc now f !­ nine times what I intend to do afte1· in "The White Monkey," is husband Pet. graduation. The conver a t ion usual­ Two statements concerning colleee to the exacting Fleur, and has, in thized wiith Marjorie. This capped lowing out their reli •ious vocation is Medi cine . .... , ...... _ .... . 2G.O well above twenty. ly run like this : education lie near a t hand to me. this role won the sympathy of the the climax f or Fleur, for like all of those who ar e born with silver Law ...... · - · ...... 25 .1 -Cyril Reuss. One, from the lips of t he first ci ti- reader. As a member of Britain's Bu in ess ...... 21.3 Friend. Well, well, how are you? spoons . in their mouths, things Parliament he is at times erotic. Priests or religiou ·...... 17.7 Haven't seen you for a long time. zen of a great ml·d-\ve te1·n c1'ty should have occurred precisely as Michael enter ed Parliament to save E ngineering ...... _...... 4.1 Heh, heh, heh! Let's see, you're go­ r ead : "A· college education is not England, which was natural, but the she wanted. ewspaper men ...... _ 2.0 New Books ing to college, aren't you? so much what it get s you as what I means he proposed are edifying. This seems an unsavoury dish to Teaching ...... 1.2 it makes you." The ot h r was ut- England now buys most of the food serve as the substance of a novel, f. Fine, thanks. Yes, th is is my Dent istry ...... · - 1.0 ll'ho's H'ho in Ameriw, l .q26-lfl27. ter ed by the pre ide nt of a univer- consumed by her subjects. This is but it i n't exactly so. It i a ca- last year. Ag r :culture ...... _...... The A. N. 'farquis o. A biograph- sity attended by thou a nds of stu- quite expensive and dangerous and pella mounted on marble tier s wher e Publishin"' ...... ical dictionar y of notable living men Friend. Heh, heh, heh! That's d e n t s. "A co II ege e d uca t'10n IS· f or as a r emedy Micheal proposes send- Mr. Gals wor thy rests with charm­ . and women of the nited States I n fine (then with a demoniacal s id e those who can spare four year from ing children, scarcely pubescent, to ing delicacy the majesty of t abloids urvey F rom 1924 t o 1926 I nc I us1ve I · Pet. for mer editions of this work it was glace) . What are you goin g to do the material pur uits of life. It the British Colonies to supply her of English gay, yet somber life. A then? Heh,heh, heh! teaches one how to live rather than food. This is naive on the part of phrase or perhaps only a word en­ Bus iness ...... _...... 32. I ofte~ found necessary to refer to Law ...... • ...... prev10u vo lumes for information. In But I have not attended college how to make a living ." And yet I Micheal or Mr. Galsworthy, if like lightens a whole paragraph, giving an unusual beauty which places Medicine ... . _...... t he 1926-27 edition, however , th is four years for nothing. I ha\·e do not know. The f eeling that there the "Gloomy Dean of St. Paul's" he defect has been eliminated by in- Galsworthy a mong the half dozen of Teaching ...... worked out three different answers should be some monetar y r eturn for uses it as a medium to bewail Brit­ cluding all living subjects. Con­ America's best authors. I Priest or religious ...... , . .. . to this puzzle and I choose accord- a cash investment in education i ania's horrible status and decline. tains conci e biogr aphi al data with There might yet r emain one objec- Dentistry . . _ ...... ing to the mood I am in. une capable. A life of poverty should Fleur's sole interest in h er hus- addresses and, in case of author ', tion, that in "The Silver Spoo n," the First choice. Satire. not be the penalty of knowing how band was as the banner under which list of wor ks. author paints his American char­ I. (Coldly and with w:tiJCring to live. he might rise in social prestige, and Once Again Omelets Cram's Atlcts of the 1Vorlcl. acter as an insipid, bloodless and un­ ~; arcasm . ) Well, what yould you ug- Medicine, law, teaching. Here are Micheal might ride to the height of Holdover Saves Day George F. Cr am Co. Complete se­ wholesome man all of which is not gest? three great professions to which col- political fame. Her a mbition was For Literary Section r ies of detailed map howing late t in keeping wi th our ideals-but then Second choice. Humor . lege graduates will always turn. A social achievement and her methods boundaries of all nations and t heir thi is a story of England and such I. (With tirnulated good humor.) physician' life is vivid, rich in hu- f or obtaining it were most exacting. ontinuation Adds Needed Tone 1o dependencies. Histor ical maps of a character is in keeping with the Magazine Page; Quake Stirs Mex­ I'll probably consider all the offer man experie nce, and appeal strong- But , alas, it was not to 'endure. the world dating f rom 3000 B.C., to setting. ico; Carroll Win and accept the most lucrative one. ly to those queer chaps who enjoy Through Soarnes, who would have the pr esent time and a descriptive Heh, heh, heh 1 puttering about biology and chem- given his last breath, so in ten e was -Wilhid Gill, '28. (Continued from Page Three ) gazetteer of each state of the United Third choice. Truth. This answer istry laboratories. But fancy spend- By way of livening up his work tates and all foreig n cou ntr ies. is reserved exclusively for college ing one's own life looking down he writes nice, appropriate head- Statesnwn's Yearbook, 1.9:26. Mac- graduates-men who naturally ap- throats for enlarged tonsil , admin- My Impressions of the Se1ninary lines to be inser ted at odd inter vals. Millan & Co . ixty-third annua l preciate one's position. istering castor oil leather lunged to These he writes in twelve-point type edition. A co ncise and reli able man­ I. (Simply.) I don't know. seven-year-olds, and advis ing fussy -by Professor Samuel Avigdor because it is exceedingly easy to fit ual of descriptive a nd tatistical in- The trouble is not that I have old ladies and tired business men ( Edito?·' s note : On th•• e occasions ness, the same silence, the same ere- t hings into this par ticular style of for mation about t he governments of failed to consider the matter. I have concerning irnaginery ills. And tht: when we can persuade p ·ofesso · puscle. I began to blame myself fo r head. The headlines have a delight- the wor ld. Subjects treated include pondered. I have weighed. I have messy things one mee ts with­ 1 1 A vigcl o?· to con tri bu te to the Carroll having enter ed without permission ful tendency to make t he co mmon- t he constitution, ruler, ar a, popula­ considered. I have consulted. I have It is disenchant ing to consider the News, we expect, cmcl w it:L ve ·y good or introduction. I would have been place appear bright and per tinent; tion, religion, education, j ustice, even tried advising others. All to numbers engaged in the practice of 1 ·eason, something of wmsual inter- very glad to find a door and make they also have an equally deligh tful finance, wealth, industr·ies, agricul­ no avail. T he eternal problem of the excellent profession of law. 1 e t. During the sho?·t tim e that. he my exit; but I wa as though in a tendency to fill up space wi th sur- ture, co mmer ce, weight and meas­ wh'at to do is still there, baffling and There is something r eally n:ce for a has lived in the United States, p . _ labyrinth. Suddenly it seemed t o passing r a pidity. It is this ·econd ures. T he most useful of a ll g n­ perplexing. young fellow. It posse ses all the 1 0 First of all there is bu iness. appeal of the medical profes ion with f essor A vigdo1· has acquired an me that I heard corning through t he trait that so endear s t hem to the er al year books. amazing fcwility in e1nploying the long galleries the far echo of sac- heart of t he columnist. Lippincott's , . w Ga:::elteer of the Three-fourths of all college gradu- none of its drawbacks. Criminal ates, I dare say without troubLng law. Civil law. Corporation law. E n glish tongue. H e is that ra1·es t red songs. Again it seemed to me World. J . B. Lippincott & Co. E dit- to look up the statistics, have en- Ten thousand a year and all that of all ?'a?· e spi·rits, the m an w ho has that I aw in the gloom shadows, beauties. ed by A. a nd L. Heilpr in. This work tercel the business world. By that I sort of a thing. It is too bad that trcw eled the tvo?·lcl over nnd still 1·e- wandering phantoms, that no sooner On my third vi sit I was introduced is s u ffic i e ~ t for all or· dinary gaz t­ mean they have jobs. Dear old dad, so many young gentlemen are at­ tains the faculty of being alive to seen, vanished into the air. N :>w I 1b y Father Hynes to Doctor Burke, 1 teer que~t l ?ns . A complete g ogra­ or Uncle Ned or- who can t ell- tracted to it. Rather ~ poil s it f or the bentLty and chann of things that saw two silhouettes corni ng in my Ith e Dean of the eminar y. During 1 p h!e~ l dictionary of the wo ~ Id~ con­ perhaps they themselves heard of an everyone. When tho e have died off the 1· st of us take fo? · g1·antecl.) direction. A they drew near I per- the few minutes of my interview tam~ng r ecent .and authentw m f~ r - opening and they are now clerks, ac- who entered before the days of more When for the first time I visit a ceived that they were two nuns, a nd with him I could read in his face ~atw n concer~11ng the coun~n es, Cit­ countants, cash:ers, tellers and sales- strir,gent r equ:rern ents things may city I always like to see its schools. carried som«::thing in their hands ; the qualities of a gentleman, a nd a n res, r esor ts,. nver s, mountams, seas 111 men. Advertisements refer to t he m • be d.ifferent. In my nomadic life I have seen a but, hard to believe, they also van-! indescriba ble energy of char acter. a nd lakes every portiOn of t he kindly a junior executives. Well, I recall f rom ome half-forgotten great variety of in titutions of ished suddenly like gho ts-I don't In his voice t here was s in cerity and globe. learning in many cities of the world. Jknow how or where. I became more 1fr a nkne s. He welco med me very perhaps they are; I am not too cer - gr a mmar choo l text that teach:ng 1 Pronounciug Dictionary of B iag- . d t •t t d d k' dl d k · h raphy and Mythology. By J oseph tain of such things. It is more than "is a noble profession. " I am sure I n ew Cor k , B os t on, Ch1cago, an uneasy; my s eps were ag 1 a e a n 111 y an nowmg t e purpose of . fl · Cl 1 d I h 1h · d I d · f f 1 · · · d T homas. A co mprehensive wor k in- a little discouraging, however, f or a that this refers only to college c h1e y m eve an , ave seen urne . . stoppe 1n ront o a my v1 s1t he mtro uced me to t he college graduate to take a job at t eaching. Other t eaching is, one many schools. beautiful chapel of arti t ic design, cia sroom 111 which I was to teach eluding men a nd women of a ll na- l f th 1 b h I · d 1 F tions and per iods; names f rom the twenty-five or thirty dollars a week might say, neceszary work, just as I h a d hear d o f 0 ur L ac y o e ut no one was t ere. cont mue rench. What a n agreeable s ur- 1 1 when others of the ame age who bricklaying or selling gentlemen's Lake Seminary in Cleveland, but my walk and arrived at t he foot of prise! Almost all the t udent were Gr eek, Roman, Teutonic and Sa ns- ended their education with high neckties i. neces ary. Culture, 1 am­ had never had the opportunity of Ith e stairs leadi ng to t he second I my former Carroll boys. I could not krit. school make forty. ing, brilliant conver at:on, a socia- visiting it. Since giving up the I flo or. Always there was the same :help but admire them; t hey looked idea of driving my well-known F or d semi-darkness, t he a me imposing t aller in t heir imposing ca ock. . In selling, I am reliably informed, lion with kiiJdred s p;r its outside the 1 College Notes I frequently walk from my h ome to silence. I turned back t o the first ow Albert Horton , who had the opportunities are best. Cornpen- lecture room, a setting of compara­ 1 sation is based almost directly on tively immature student mentality Gordon Park. Last summer I met, lfloor and now I ver y di stinctly heard formerly always something to say t)ne hund1·ed a nd t hirty-two re­ ability. Either one makes good or w h e 1:~in one's own acco mplishments seated under the trees of the pa rk, I voices coming from one of the class- : t o Thomas Charvat in my F rench ceived degree at the D cem be r co n­ one does not-dep_ending e ntirely may seem less mediocr e by contrast some of my former pupils of Car- r ooms, who e door had a trellis in class is not the same Horton, not vocation of Ohio State unh·ersity. I 1 1 upon oneself. There is the ser, se of - s r.J~h cons1derat10n are not to be roll, who told me that they wer e now t he lower part through which might because of the a bsence of his friend, • • 1 1 • personal contact, the spice of var- d :p1 sed. There are long summer students at the seminary and poi nt- 1b e seen the feet of t he tudents. l but because he has become a differ­ ".Tiggs," famous can:ne rna co t of iety, the knowledge that the battle vacat ions in which to travel, or per ­ ed out for me a large building hi d- 1.The professor was expla ining a the- ,ent Horton. J oseph McGraw, whom the Quantico Marines, who -e death is to the strong. Yes. Whateve t· of ch~n ce , to write unacaoemic best den almost completely by the t rees. sis in philosophy. I was delig hted I surnamed the humming bird be­ cau!:-f __ 8 42 0 Electric Co. Gr ay,c ----- 5 11 1 Toma, c ___ 2 1 5 14737-41 Lorain Avenue J.P. BROGAN shots. McCormick of Adrian t railed Dabeock,lg__ 1 l 3 Burens.lg __ 2 0 4 him by one point. Gold berg,rg __ 0 1 1 McDonnell. rg 0 0 0 (3 blocks West of N.Y.C. tracks) Electric ,Construction Stewart,I L __ 0 0 0 Lakewood 9640 Lakewood 9641 GROCER Adria n-34. Carroll- 26. Murphy,lg _ 0 () 0 Fixtures and Appliances G. F. T . G. F. T. "You benefit by our 26 Years McCor'ick,I L _ 4 5 13 Zorman.Jg ___ 4 6 14 Referee-Roudebush (Denison ) . Experience" Wholesale-Retail 2600 Lorain AVll!nue Spran k le,r f __ 3 4 10 Sh im rock,rL 3 0 6 Umpir Sch uele (Reser ve), Near W. S. Market Basset,c ____ _ 3 0 6 'foma.c______0 2 2 Telephone Service Suth'land.lg_ 0 0 0 McDnnnell,lg 0 0 0 Melrose 2069 Cleveland, Ohio Geis ler,r L ___ 2 1 5 Duren ,rg___ 1 0 2 Brewer, lg___ 0 0 0 W a ls h,rL_. __ 1 0 2 W ber,lg ____ 0 0 0 Lin. 3780 - 2805 Detroit Ave. - Cen. 5458 C. Mur phy,rg 0 0 0 DAVID FELDMAN ~======:;; ' Clothier and Furnisher

Don't forget your haircut Cor. Fulton Rd. and Lorain Ave., Cleveland ,.. •..•..•.. .-~ ...... -..-...... -...... _...... _._...... t ; Soph Dance-January 14th ! • ! Evergreen 4170 f Jack's Barber Shop Eat a Piece of Candy for Dessert . ; + I 1881 Fulton, corner of Bridge FRANK FAULHABER Wholesale Candies f The Horten Dairy Company f Arnold Wilhelm Elmer Wilhelm ! t 2080 West 42nd St. ! • t ~ WEST SIDE ! "The Better Milk" t PRINTING AND OFFICE SUPPLIES + I Melrose 1969 2329-33 Abbey A venue ; 4900-4918 Denison A venue f A t la ntic 48 Atlantic 2971 SPITZIG ART SHOPPE J Cleveland, Ohio t ! + RELIGIOUS ARTICLES ...... _ ...... ue · ~ - ..-...... •~~-~ -....,....._. _.. ..,.._._._._._ ...... _ .•_._...... _ ._ ...... ,.~ , ...... , ..~ • •• i I Rialto Dry Cleaners -1 Lorain Ave. at 30th S t . Dry Cleaning and Hat Cleaning I I Telephone, Melrose 1965 During the Exams L-----~-~-~--G-E_o_R_G_E__ D_o __ r_T ______I_s_s_9_w __ ._2s _t_h_s_t_·~.t E. A. SCHAEDEL Jeweler and Optometrist eat at the WALLACE GROSSE 3024 Lorain Avenue Prescription Pharmacist 0. P . Schaedel Optometrist Cleveland, Ohio College Roon1 • 15c Cigarettes and Tobacco, two for 25c. All makes of Pipes for the collegiate smoker. 2528 Lorain Ave. Postal Sub-Station Atlantic 1480-2182 Painters and Decorators 10555 Euclid Ave. MEAT MENU nr. E. 105th Garf. 2344 WALL PAPER AND PAINT STORE Garf. 2345 Roast Beef ESTABLISHED 1892 WE ST DY TO PLEASE GRILLY'S Corned Beef Market Square Billiards Restaurant and Lunch Room Stuffed Calves Hearts Pleasant Recreation 2624 Lorain A venue LIGHT LUNCHES CARROLL CAFETERIA il 2831 LORAIN AVE. ~·======!J Page ::Six THE CARROLL NEWS Annual Retreat Weitzman of the Univer ity of DP.­ [HI SPOTLIGHT] In Memoriam troit, will be the Retreat .Master. HI QUINT WRECKS IGNATIUS BEATS The Faculty and students of St. to be Held Soon Ignatiu High wi h to xtend 'I COMMERCE, 34-6 CENTR.AL 26-23 their heartfelt ympathy to Leon­ Rev. Jas. A. Me kell, S.J., an­ ard Schaiper, on the recent death nounced that the Annual Retreat for Reinarkable Defense Andy Procop Scores of hi · i ter. the high school will be held on Jan. 17 Out of 26 31, Feb. 1, and Feb. 2. Father Keeps Foe From Saints Overcome Scoring Points West High, 33-29 Tt;DENTS! ATTENTIO '! High Grade Pastrie Th(> agency on pennants. pillows. bnn· SIX STORES Led by Capt. Bob Conners, With Andy Procop finding the ners. etc .• worth mnny hundreds o{ dol· basket from all angles of the floor, Working like a well oiled Jar ~ to some enterprising student is now 2 36-42 Lorain Ave. the Blue and Gold quintet open nt J ohn Carroll. Those interested in the Saint Ignatius High School bas­ machine, the Saint Ignatius secul'inJ( this a~rncy should write for 150-6 The Arcade flashed down the home court ketball team decisively defeated the full particulars today. W e finance you. Euclid-105th Mkt. Arcade High School basketball quintet Qujck action necessar:r to secure agency. Euclid-46th Mkt. Arcade to swamp West Cqmmerce in a Central cagers last l•Tiday night at one-sided affair, 34 to 6. "'mothered the experienced BRADFORD & COMPANY. INC. U 09 Detroit Ave. th Carroll gym, leadiag them by West High five under a 33-29 t. JoSnner., r{ _ 7 l 16 Flood, rL ___ 0 awarded first place in the "Tri-State ProcoP. If _ 3 l 7 Nagy, If ____ l ~ ~ priate than the present to place CaiToll-Adrian game the Ignatiu. Rebeta, c ___ l 0 2 Morquardt. c 0 o o Robert James Connor in the High eager severely trounced the Spen­ Annual McC'ffery, rg 0 0 0 Alsen, rg __ 0 BerAn, lg ___ 2 1 5 H!U!s. lg ---- 0 g g Spotlight, when he is performing so cerian team, 54 to 13. Blaha. "---- 0 0 0 Perr)•, lf_ ___ 0 l l brilliantly on the basketball coul't? Mooney, rl _ l 1 3 Po!!le, r~t ---- 0 Connor, as usual, led the scor!ng 0 0 Bleho, rL ____ l Bob was unanimously elected cap- Schm'cker, lg 0 g ~ with six basket , followed by Beran. Winkle. rg- _ 1 0 2 tain of the Blue and Gold Quintet playing guard, who rolled up ten Score at half-Ignatius 20. West C<>mmerce for the 1926-1927 eason, and Refer Snavely. points. Obert wa Spencerian's big awarded the faith of his team mates gun, capturing three fouls and one with the best and fla shiest brand of of his team's two baskets. basketball to be seen in local High Ignatius- 54 Spencerian- 13 school games. G F'f GFT Conners. rf _ 6 0 12 K'ichisky. rf 0 3 3 Bob ha played forward on the Procop, l r_ __ 1 0 2 Anderson, lf 1 1 3 January C-- - 0 0 Obert, c ____ 1 3 ii Blue and Gild Five for four years Rebeta. 0 Mc Caffery, rg 4 0 2 Leffan, rl': _o 0 0 and has made himself admired HPntn, lg ___ 4 2 10 Houser, lg ___ 0 2 2 throughout the city with his bril­ Pr'chaska. rf :1 0 6 • Mooney, lL_ 4 1 9 Shirt liant shooting and floor work. Ulaha., c ___ _ 2 1 5 Bob does not confine his athletic efforts to ba ketball alone, but is Qth~~ter ~ouze also a hero of the diamond. He has B. A. MARQUARD Sale 1 played on the Ignatius ine for Photographer three seasons, filling the important CLOTHES 1 532-34 We t 25th Street cog in the machine at first base in Ready-made I great style; and lest you forget, he Lincoln 4599 and Cut to Order is cleanup man in the batting lineup. • New 1 92 7 styles for AN OUTWARD INDICATION OF' AN AMERI­ Bob has also performed brilliantly Young Men ' CAN COLLEGE MAN'S DESIRE TO DRESS in the higher classes of the Sandlot Alpha Pharmacy $5.85 WITH THE SAME F'INE REGARD F'OR A real buy for those in Leagues. STYLE TRADITION WHICH OXFORD AND However, Bob doesn't limit his ac­ During January a nd part of CAMBRIDGE MEN HAVE GIVEN TO THEIR need of shirt . Buy them For Malted Milk February'"' coffer n ~rcciltl pu r• tivities to sports alone. He has chnse of just ..:sip ned Sh lc!l CLOTHES FOR CENTURIES. in quantity. that ·oung 1ncn really ant. been a faithful member of the So­ Just about any stvle you'd like and Ice Cream ' nit~ 0l'ercont~ to have is included. and Included are Neckband, dality for four years, has distin­ guished himself as honor man in Go to $40. $45 and up Collar attached and coll ar the class room, and been active in to rna tch shirt . the Kamera Klub, and. Monogram Alpha Pharmacy Club. BAKER'S E CLID AT I TH Taken from our usual 2346 Lorain Ave. / $1.95 and $2.25 Stock I me GEIGER STORFS 'S STORE !John Meckes Son Doberd(Jshery I Sporting GOod.s

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