SATURDAY MORNING, SEPT. 28

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM Good Morning America (N) (cc) KATU News This Morning - Sat (N) (cc) College Football. (N) (Live) 2/KATU 2 2 5:00 CBS This Morning: Saturday Lucky Dog (N) Dr. Chris Pet Vet Recipe Rehab (N) Garden Time All In With Laila Game Changers Paid Paid Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped) 6/KOIN 6 6 (N) (cc) (Cont’d) (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVG) (TVG) Ali (N) (TVG) (cc) NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 Sunrise at 7:00 The Chica Show LazyTown (cc) Tree Fu Tom Justin Time English Premier League Soccer Swansea City AFC vs Arsenal FC. (N) Red Bull Signa- 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) AM (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) (Live) (cc) ture Series (N) Sesame Street The Flower Show. Curious George Cat in the Hat Super Why! (cc) SciGirls (cc) Cyberchase Fetch! With Ruff The Victory Gar- P. Allen Smith’s Sewing With It’s Sew Easy 10/KOPB 10 10 Stinky tries to relax. (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVG) (TVY) Ruffman (TVY) den Light. (TVG) Garden Home Nancy (TVG) (TVG) Good Day Oregon Saturday (N) MLB Player Poll MLB Pregame (cc) MLB Baseball (TVG) 12/KPTV 12 12 (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Atmosphere for Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 Miracles w/ The Lads TV (cc) Auto B. Good (cc) Come on Over God Rocks! (cc) Monstertruck Mary Rice Hop- Lassie (cc) Davey and Goliath Ishine Knect (cc) Mike’s Inspiration VeggieTales (cc) 3-2-1 Penguins! 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVG) (cc) (TVY7) (TVY) Adventures kins (TVG) (TVY) (TVG) Station (TVY) (cc) (TVY7) Paid Paid Adventures Rescue Heroes Sonic X (cc) Bolts & Blip The Spectacular Justice League Dragon Ball Z Kai B-Daman Cross- Yu-Gi-Oh! (cc) Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL 32/KRCW 3 3 (cc) (TVY) (TVY7) (TVY7) Spider-Man Unlimited (TVY7) fire (N) (TVY7) (TVY7) Paid Paid Live Life and Win! Pets.TV (cc) Jack Hanna’s Into EA Sports Game Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 (N) (TVG) (TVG) the Wild Time Paid Paid Criminal Minds Victims of the Criminal Minds Kevin thinks Gar- Criminal Minds Pay It Forward. Flip This House Brotherly Love. A Flip This House Veronica Saves A&E 52 181 BAU’s stalker turn up. (TV14) cia has a love interest. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) two-family rental property. (TVPG) the Day. (cc) (TVPG) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) Rawhide Ex-con takes victim’s Hell on Wheels Cullen seeks help Joe Kidd ★★★ (‘72) Clint Eastwood. A man becomes AMC 71 231 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) identity. (TVPG) from Durant. (cc) caught in a Mexican-American range war. Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) Cats 101 (cc) (TVG) Must Love Cats The birthplace of Incredible Dog Challenge (N) TBA AP 43 130 (TVG) (TVG) the domestic cat. (cc) (TVPG) BET Inspiration (TVG) The Jamie Foxx The Jamie Foxx The Jamie Foxx The Jamie Foxx A Low Down Dirty Shame ★ (‘94) Keenen Ivory Wayans. A private BET 56 270 Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) eye goes after a drug lord who was presumed dead. ‘R’ (cc) (1:40) New Day Sat- Your Money (N) CNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN Newsroom Latest on the day’s top news stories with a focus CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money The Next List CNN 44 100 urday on global news, trends and destinations. (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid The Half Hour 8:24 Beerfest ★★ (‘06) Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan. 10:36 Sex Drive ★★ (‘08) Josh Zuckerman. A teen COM 60 190 (TVMA) Brothers play beer games in Germany. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:57) goes on a road trip to meet his online girlfriend. Beavers Football Ducks Football Outdoor GPS Game Day Game Day CSN 37 77 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up Beards, Turn & Burn 1968 Triumph motor- Alaska: The Last Frontier Dead of DISC 7 120 Builds and Beers. (cc) (TV14) cycle; 1965 Pontiac. (cc) (TVPG) Winter. (cc) (TV14) Octonauts (cc) Henry Huggle- Mickey Mouse Doc McStuffins Sofia the First Jake and the Jessie (cc) Jessie (cc) Jessie (cc) Dog With a Blog Liv & Maddie (cc) Good Luck Char- DISN 41 250 (TVY) monster (TVY) Clubhouse (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) Pirates (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) Paid Paid Fashion Police 2013 Emmy Award Miss World Women compete for 2013 Miss World title. (TVPG) E! News (N) Keeping Up With the Kardashians E! 70 196 ceremony fashion recap. (TV14) Enough is Enough. (TV14) College GameDay (N) (Live) (cc) College Football. (N) (Live) ESPN 35 70 SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College Football. (N) (Live) ESPN2 36 74 Paid Paid The Middle The The Middle (cc) Journey to the Center of the Earth ★★ (‘08) Brendan Fraser. A pro- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe ★★★ FAM 39 199 Jeans. (TVPG) (TVPG) fessor and his nephew go below the Earth’s surface. ‘PG’ (1:33) (‘05) Tilda Swinton, Georgie Henley. ‘PG’ (2:20) 3:00 FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls and Bears Cavuto on Busi- Forbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) The Journal Edi- America’s News FNC 48 118 (Cont’d) (N) (cc) ness (N) (cc) (N) (cc) (cc) torial Report Headquarters Paid Paid Sandwich King Guy’s Big Bite The Best Thing I The Best Thing I Flay’s Barbecue The Pioneer The Pioneer Heartland Table Giada at Home Giada at Home FOOD 66 164 (TVG) (TVG) Ever Made Ever Ate (TVG) Addi. Woman (TVG) Woman (N) (N) (TVG) (TVG) (N) (TVG) Paid Paid Buffy the Vampire Slayer Giles Buffy the Vampire Slayer Buffy Ellen Social Ellen Room- Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half FX 53 53 resumes duties as Watcher. (TVPG) hears mass murder plan. (TV14) Climber. (TV14) mates. (TV14) Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) Men (TV14) 5:30 European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Golf Central Pre- GOLF 33 304 Round. game (N) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls HALL 18 240 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Paid Paid Kitchen Cousins Kitchen Cousins Kitchen Cousins Kitchen Cousins Kitchen Cousins Kitchen Cousins Room Crashers Room Crashers Room Crashers Room Crashers HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Tougher in Alaska Gold Mining. Tougher in Alaska Railroading. Tougher in Alaska Alaska’s history Tougher in Alaska Logging. Log- Tougher in Alaska Alaska’s deadly HIST 50 128 New gold rush in Alaska. (TVPG) Alaska Railroad. (cc) (TV14) of shipwrecks. (cc) (TVPG) ging dangers in Alaska. (TVPG) Haul Road. (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Unsolved Mysteries A healing LIFE 69 140 therapist. (cc) (TV14) 5:00 Up W/Steve Kornacki (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt (N) MSNBC Live (N) MSNBC 128 103 (Cont’d) Parental Control Parental Control Teen Mom 3 Moving Forward. Teen Mom 3 To Be Judged. Briana Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness White Chicks ★★ (‘04) Shawn MTV 63 210 (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) Brittney goes on a road trip. makes a decision. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ‘PG-13’ Full House (cc) Full House (cc) The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sanjay and Craig Teenage Mutant Rabbids Invasion NICK 40 252 (TVG) (TVG) Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY7) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants (TVY7) Ninja Turtles (N) (TVY7) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Fitness Truth (N) Paid High School Football Newport vs. Issaquah. ROOT 34 76 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Xtreme 4x4 (N) Horsepower TV Trucks! (N) (cc) MuscleCar (N) Fantastic Four ★★ (‘05) Ioan Gruf- SPIKE 57 54 (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) fudd, Jessica Alba. ‘PG-13’ Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Age of Dinosaurs (‘13) Jillian Rose Reed, Treat Williams. A former Godzilla ★★ (‘98) Matthew Brod- SYFY 59 180 firefighter fights to rescue his teenage daughter. ‘NR’ erick, Jean Reno. ‘PG-13’ (2:18) Married. . . With Married. . . With Fresh Prince of Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Are We There According to Jim Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- Life as We Know It ★★ (‘10) Katherine Heigl, Josh TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Bel-Air House of Payne Yet? (TVPG) (TVPG) ment (cc) ment (cc) Duhamel. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:53) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Moving Up Three couples move Moving Up Balancing femininity Moving Up Doing ambitious reno- TLC 38 139 up in New Jersey. (cc) (TVG) and masculinity. (cc) (TVG) vations. (cc) (TVPG) Law & Order A deadly carjacker Law & Order Navy Blues. Squad Law & Order Adoptee’s death Law & Order Gunshow. Murders in Cold Justice Hit and Run. Seigler Law & Order Killerz. A girl may TNT 54 51 may go free. (TVPG) probes a naval death. (TVPG) unleashes secrets. (TV14) Central Park. (TV14) and McClary search for clues. have killed a boy. (TV14) Paid Paid When Vacations Attack A camera- Monumental Mysteries (cc) (TVPG) Off Limits Don mans the Mars Mysteries at the Museum (cc) Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations TRAV 65 170 man skydiving crash. (TVPG) Rover. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Madrid. (cc) (TVPG) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Tu Desayuno Tu Desayuno Paid Paid Pocoyo (SS) Pocoyo (SS) The Backyardi- The Jungle Book Dora the Explorer Go, Diego, Go! Paid Paid UNI/47 31 16 Alegre: Fin Alegre: Fin (TVG) (TVG) gans (TVY) (TVY7) (TVY) (SS) (TVY) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NCIS: Los Angeles Little Angels. A NCIS: Los Angeles Callen’s ex-part- NCIS: Los Angeles Terrorists kill a USA 58 50 girl is buried alive. (TVPG) ner takes hostages. (TVPG) plastic surgeon. (TV14) VH1 Plus Music (TVPG) VH1 Plus Music (TVPG) VH1 Plus Music (TVPG) Top 20 Video Countdown (N) Top 20 Video Countdown (N) Best Week Ever Saturday Night VH1 62 217 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) Live (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Matlock The Starlet. Ben defends Matlock The Psychic. A psychic is In the Heat of the Night Sparta In the Heat of the Night Assistant WGN-A 9 9 ex-lover’s daughter. (cc) (TVPG) a suspect in murder. (TVPG) Gold. (cc) (TVPG) DA’s child is kidnapped. (TVPG) 6:15 A Sound of Thunder ★ (‘05) Edward Burns, Catherine McCor- Parental Guidance ★★ (‘12) Billy Crystal, Bette Enough Said: HBO REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel Contagion ★★★ (‘11) Marion Cotil- HBO 551 401 mack. A time traveler alters the history of evolution. ‘PG-13’ (cc) Midler. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:44) First Look (cc) (TVPG) lard. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:46) 6:15 Fame High (‘12) Students experience drama and competition Inside the NFL (cc) (TVPG) War Horse ★★★ (‘11) Emily Watson, David Thewlis. A horse sees joy and sorrow dur- Web Therapy (cc) SHO 576 366 in class. ‘NR’ (1:41) ing World War I. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:26) (TV14) 4:45 The Patriot ★★★ (‘00) Mel Gibson, Heath 7:35 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance ★ (‘12) Nicolas 9:15 Finding Nemo ★★★ (‘03) Voices of Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGe- The Haunted Mansion ★★ (‘03) STRZ 534 340 Ledger. ‘R’ (cc) (2:44) (Cont’d) Cage, Idris Elba. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:36) neres. Animated. A clown fish searches for his missing son. ‘G’ (cc) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:28) 4:45 La Parisi- Creature With the Atom Brain ★★ 7:45 Adventures of Kitty O’Day ★ (‘44) Jean Parker, Ring of Bright Water ★★★ (‘69) Bill Travers, Virginia McKenna. An Trouble Along the Way ★★★ (‘53) TCM 501 230 enne (Cont’d) (‘55) Richard Denning. ‘NR’ Peter Cookson. ‘NR’ (1:03) English writer and his pet otter move to the Scottish coast. ‘G’ (cc) John Wayne. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:50) SATURDAY AFTERNOON, SEPT. 28

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM College Football College Football. (N) (Live) Paid Cash Cab (cc) College Football. (N) (Live) (cc) 2/KATU 2 2 (Cont’d) (TVG) College Football College Football LSU at Georgia. (N) (Live) (cc) Paid Storm Stories 15 Minute Meals Open House (N) 6/KOIN 6 6 Today (N) (cc) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) Red Bull Series College Football Oklahoma at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) (cc) Northwest Back- Pajanimals (TVY) NewsChannel 8 at 5PM (N) (cc) 8/KGW 8 8 (Cont’d) roads Fons & Porter’s Quilting Arts (cc) John Besh’s Fam- America’s Test Martha Bakes MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s The American Hometime (cc) Ask This Old This Old House PBS NewsHour 10/KOPB 10 10 Love of Quilting (TVG) ily Table Kitchen (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Shop (N) (TVG) Woodshop (TVG) House (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Weekend (N) 10:00 MLB Baseball (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid FOX College Sat- College Football Arizona at Washington. (N) (Live) (cc) 12/KPTV 12 12 (Cont’d) urday (N) Paid Paid Monk A marathon runner has an Monk Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation. Monk Murdered during an earth- Monk Willie Nelson’s manager is Monk There may be a killer on 22/KPXG 5 5 airtight alibi. (cc) (TVPG) Benjy witnesses a murder. (TVPG) quake. (cc) (TVPG) killed. (cc) (TVPG) Monk’s flight. (cc) (TVPG) Paws & Tales (cc) Greatest Heroes & Legends of the Christian World Praise the Lord (cc) (TVY) Bill & Gloria Gaither: Precious In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley 24/KNMT 20 20 Bible Biblical stories retold. News (cc) Memories (cc) (cc) (TVG) The Coolest Family Style With Animal Atlas (N) On the Spot (N) Bloopers (cc) Bloopers (cc) Dead Man Walking ★★★★ (‘95) Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn. A nun Futurama (cc) Futurama (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 Places on Earth Chef Jeff (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) befriends a death row inmate during his final days. ‘R’ (cc) (2:00) (TVPG) (TV14) Trout TV (TVG) The Joy of Fish- The Green The Perfect Beer Geeks (N) Paid Race to Witch Mountain ★★ (‘09) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. Glee Showmance. The club per- 49/KPDX 13 13 ing Economy Ingredient (cc) (TVPG) A Las Vegas cabbie must protect two paranormal youths. ‘PG’ forms for the first time. (TV14) Flipping Boston Weather threat- Flipping Boston Pete gets creative Flipping Boston Dave tries to help Flip This House The Bourne Identity ★★★ (‘02) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. An amnesiac agent is A&E 52 181 ens a condo conversion. (TVPG) with a tiny condo. (TVPG) out a friend. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) marked for death after a botched hit. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:59) 10:30 Joe Kidd Silverado ★★★ (‘85) Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn. The paths of four cowboys converge en route to a Pale Rider ★★★ (‘85) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty. Gold prospectors are AMC 71 231 ★★★ (Cont’d) showdown. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:12) harassed by a corrupt power baron. ‘R’ (cc) (1:55) 10:00 TBA (Cont’d) TBA AP 43 130 Low Dn Shame Men in Black ★★★ (‘97) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. Secret agents monitor extra- The Secret Life of Bees ★★ (‘08) Queen Latifah, Dakota Fanning. A teen runs away to Woman Thou Art BET 56 270 (Cont’d) terrestrial activity on Earth. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:38) unlock the secret of her mother’s past. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) Loosed CNN Newsroom (N) Sanjay Gupta, CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) Anderson Cooper Special Report CNN 44 100 MD (N) 10:36 Sex Drive ★★ (‘08) Josh 1:13 Trading Places ★★★ (‘83) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy. Two men’s lives are altered by a bet made 3:48 Austin Powers in Goldmember ★★ (‘02) Mike Myers. Austin goes COM 60 190 Zuckerman. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) between tycoons. ‘R’ (cc) (1:56) back to 1975 to rescue his captive father. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:34) College Football Eastern Washington at Sam Houston State. (N) (Live) Beach Sports Pro Football College Football Arkansas State at Missouri. (N) CSN 37 77 Network Weekly (TVG) (Live) Alaska: The Last Frontier Spring Alaska: The Last Frontier Cattle Alaska: The Last Frontier Atz pro- Amish Mafia Jolin and Levi plot Amish Mafia Levi makes a life Amish Mafia Alan goes to court DISC 7 120 Has Sprung. (cc) (TV14) Drive. (cc) (TV14) tects Otto’s cattle herd. (TV14) against Freeman. (cc) (TV14) altering decision. (cc) (TV14) to learn his fate. (cc) (TV14) Austin & Ally (cc) Austin & Ally (cc) Austin & Ally (cc) Jessie Toy Con. Jessie (cc) Jessie (cc) A.N.T. Farm ANTs- A.N.T. Farm (cc) A.N.T. Farm (cc) A.N.T. Farm (cc) Good Luck Char- Dog With a Blog DISN 41 250 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) wers. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians I Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians E! 70 196 Agree to Disagree. (TV14) Papa, Can You Hear Me? (TV14) Will Fix You. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Greece Is The Word. (TV14) College Football NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dover 200. (N) (Live) College Football. (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Scoreboard (N) College Football College Football. (N) (Live) College Football College Football. (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN2 36 74 Scoreboard (N) Scoreboard (N) 10:00 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ★★★ (‘71) Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson. A Cheaper by the Dozen ★★ (‘03) Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt. A man FAM 39 199 and the Wardrobe ★★★ (‘05) ‘PG’ (Cont’d) famous confectioner offers a grand prize to five children. ‘G’ (1:38) must handle the chaos surrounding his 12 children. ‘PG’ (1:38) 11:30 America’s News Headquarters A Healthy You & America’s News The Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) FNC 48 118 (N) (Cont’d) Carol Alt (N) Headquarters Rachael vs. Guy Kids Cook-Off Cutthroat Kitchen Making grilled Restaurant: Impossible Possible Restaurant Stakeout Blonde Ambi- Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Iron Chef America Chef Symon FOOD 66 164 (TVG) cheese with a hand torch. (TVG) thieving employees. (TVG) tion. (TVG) and Dives and Dives against chef Izard. (TVG) Hollywood Homicide ★★ (‘03) Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett. Two detectives investi- Push ★ (‘09) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Rogue psychics battle a covert govern- The Twilight Saga: New Moon ★★ FX 53 53 gate the slaying of a rap group. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) ment agency. ‘PG-13’ (1:51) (‘09) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’ PGA Tour Golf Web.com Tour Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Second PGA Tour Golf GOLF 33 304 (Live) Round. (N) (Live) Flicka ★★ (‘06) Alison Lohman, Tim McGraw. A rancher’s teenage Three Weeks, Three Kids (‘11) Anna Chlumsky. A free-spirited woman The Wishing Well (‘10) Jordan Ladd, Jason London. A wishing well HALL 18 240 daughter tames a mustang. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:35) discovers the hardships of raising a family. (cc) ‘TVPG’ magically gives a journalist a new life. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Room Crashers Room Crashers Love It or List It Desmond wants Love It or List It Matt & Kelly. Matt Love It or List It Roxy and Dee’s Love It or List It Dueling sisters Love It or List It Joe & Linh. Joe HGTV 67 165 (N) (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) more space. (cc) and Kelly’s aging row house. relationship. (cc) (TVG) want more privacy. (cc) (TVG) and Linh’s twins. (cc) (TVG) Mountain Men Eustace survives Mountain Men Tom helps with a Mountain Men Tom loses his way Mountain Men Tom makes a life- Mountain Men Tom puts his work Mountain Men Show Me the HIST 50 128 by hunting and fishing. (TVPG) friend’s water supply. (TVPG) high in the Rockies. (cc) (TVPG) changing decision. (cc) (TVPG) on hold for meat. (cc) (TVPG) Money. (cc) (TVPG) Restless Virgins ★★ (‘13) Vanessa Marano, Max Lloyd-Jones. A sex Hiding (‘12) Ana Villafañe, Jeremy Sumpter. Jo likes her new life The Pregnancy Pact (‘10) Nancy Travis, Thora Birch. A woman inves- LIFE 69 140 scandal rocks students and faculty at a prep school. (cc) ‘TV14’ until her past catches up to her. ‘PG-13’ (cc) tigates a sudden increase in teenage pregnancies. (cc) ‘TVPG’ 11:00 MSNBC Live (N) (Cont’d) Disrupt With Karen Finney (N) Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera MSNBC 128 103 11:00 White Chicks ★★ (‘04) MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Countdown MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Countdown MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Countdown MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Countdown Ridiculousness Ridiculousness MTV 63 210 Shawn Wayans. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) (TVPG) (TVPG) Monsters vs. SpongeBob Power Rangers Digimon Fusion SpongeBob SpongeBob Rabbids Invasion Sanjay and Craig Sam & Cat (cc) Sam & Cat (cc) The Haunted The Haunted NICK 40 252 Aliens (N) (TVY7) SquarePants Megaforce (N) (N) (cc) (TVY7) SquarePants SquarePants (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVG) (TVG) Hathaways Hathaways High School Foot- Mariners Pre- MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. (N) (Live) Mariners Post- Timbers in 30 (N) Seahawks All Seahawks Press ROOT 34 76 ball (Cont’d) game (Live) game (Live) Access Pass 11:00 Fantastic Four ★★ (‘05) Ioan Gruffudd, Jes- The Guardian ★★ (‘06) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. A Coast Guard trainer makes a swimming champ his protege. Cops (cc) Cops Coast to SPIKE 57 54 sica Alba. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) ‘PG-13’ (2:19) (TVPG) Coast. (TVPG) 11:00 Godzilla ★★ (‘98) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the Land of the Lost ★ (‘09) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. A time-space vortex The Abyss ★★★ (‘89) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. An SYFY 59 180 South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) sucks three people into another reality. ‘PG-13’ (1:42) oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. ‘PG-13’ (2:26) 10:30 Life as We Know It ★★ (‘10) Killers ★ (‘10) Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. A woman learns Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) The King of The King of TBS 55 52 Katherine Heigl. (Cont’d) the hard way that her husband is a hit man. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Moving Up Two young families Hoarding: Buried Alive This Is Gar- Hoarding: Buried Alive Siblings Hoarding: Buried Alive Sleeping in Hoarding: Buried Alive Forced out Hoarding: Buried Alive Beverly’s TLC 38 139 swap renovations. (cc) (TVPG) bage Land. (cc) (TVPG) must deal with clutter. (cc) a Dumpster. (cc) (TVPG) of an apartment. (cc) clutter and three dogs. (TVPG) 12:15 Final Destination 2 ★★ (‘03) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. Grisly fates 2:15 The Final Destination ★ (‘09) Bobby Campo. Death stalks Terminator Salvation ★★ (‘09) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. TNT 54 51 await the survivors of a highway calamity. ‘R’ (cc) (1:30) friends who escaped a fatal racetrack accident. ‘R’ (cc) (1:22) Humanity fights back against Skynet’s machine army. ‘PG-13’ (cc) Man v. Food Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food Man v. Food Tuc- Adam Richman’s Adam Richman’s Best Parks Ever Best Parks Ever Ultimate RV Getaways RV destina- Legends of the Parks Paranormal TRAV 65 170 Atlanta. (TVG) (TVG) Baseball. (TVG) son. (TVG) Fande Fande (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) tions across the country. (TVG) in National Parks. (cc) (TVG) The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show Love Actually ★★★ (‘03) Hugh TVLND 64 244 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Grant. Premiere. ‘R’ (cc) (2:15) Sabadazo (SS) (TV14) 2:50 Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Cruz Azul vs Club León. (N) La Hora Pico (SS) (TVPG) UNI/47 31 16 (En Vivo) (SS) NCIS: Los Angeles A retired Army NCIS: Los Angeles Absolution. NCIS: Los Angeles The search for NCIS: Los Angeles A body is stolen NCIS: Los Angeles Pentagon docu- NCIS: Los Angeles Sam searches USA 58 50 sergeant is murdered. (TV14) (Part 1 of 2) (cc) (TV14) an elusive book. (TV14) from the autopsy room. (TV14) ments are stolen. (TV14) for a terrorist group. (TV14) Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Justin Tim- Saturday Night Live (cc) (TV14) Saturday Night Live Justin Tim- Miami Monkey The tequila thief Best Week Ever T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- VH1 62 217 Live (Cont’d) berlake hosts. (cc) (TV14) berlake; Lady Gaga. (cc) (TV14) confesses. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) ily Hustle ily Hustle Walker, Texas Ranger Vietnamese Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Bones The team helps Cam solve MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. (N) (Live) (cc) WGN-A 9 9 gang kills officer. (TV14) Enemy Within. (cc) (TV14) Third Horseman. (cc) (TV14) a case. (cc) (TV14) 11:00 Contagion 12:45 First Cousin Once Removed (‘12) François Ber- 2:15 Behind the Candelabra ★★★ (‘13) Michael Douglas, Matt Damon. 4:15 Parental Guidance ★★ (‘12) Billy Crystal, Bette Midler. A man HBO 551 401 ★★★ (Cont’d) léand, Laura Morante. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:18) Pianist Liberace takes Scott Thorson as a lover. (cc) (2:00) uses old-school methods to take care of his grandkids. ‘PG’ (cc) Homeland A former asset threat- Homeland Beirut Is Back. (cc) Homeland State of Independence. Homeland New Car Smell. Brody Homeland Q&A. Brody finds him- Homeland Dana is surprised at SHO 576 366 ens Carrie’s peace. (cc) (TVMA) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) runs into Carrie. (cc) (TVMA) self prisoner again. (cc) (TVMA) the hospital. (cc) (TVMA) Haunted Mans. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ★★ (‘97) 2:05 The White Queen Weddings 3:10 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance ★ (‘12) Nicolas Cage. A secret 4:50 The White Queen Weddings STRZ 534 340 (Cont’d) Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley. ‘PG-13’ (cc) for Anne and Margaret. (cc) sect hires Johnny Blaze to save a boy from Satan. ‘PG-13’ (cc) for Anne and Margaret. (cc) 11:00 Trouble Along the Way ★★★ The Long, Long Trailer ★★★ (‘54) Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz. Newlyweds Butterfield 8 ★★ (‘60) Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey. A Man- Gun Crazy ★★★ (‘50) Peggy Cum- TCM 501 230 (‘53) John Wayne. (Cont’d) sink their savings into a cumbersome trailer. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:36) hattan call girl falls in love with a married man. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:49) mins, John Dall. ‘NR’ (cc) SATURDAY EVENING, SEPT. 28

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM 5:00 College Football. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Paid Cash Cab (cc) Cash Cab (cc) Jeopardy! (cc) Wheel of Fortune KATU News at 11 11:35 On the Red 2/KATU 2 2 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (N) (cc) Carpet (N) KOIN Local 6 at 6 CBS Evening Entertainment Tonight (N) (cc) TBA TBA 48 Hours (Season Premiere) KOIN Local 6 at 11 11:35 RightThis- 6/KOIN 6 6 (N) (cc) News (N) (cc) (N) (cc) (N) (cc) Minute (N) Inside Edition Straight Talk Noodle and Grants Getaways Chicago Fire Lt. Severide is tar- The Blacklist Pilot. A wanted fugi- Saturday Night Live (cc) (TV14) NewsChannel 8 at 11:29 Saturday 8/KGW 8 8 Weekend (N) Doodle (TVY) (TVPG) geted by an arsonist. (TV14) tive turns himself in. (cc) (TV14) 11 (N) (cc) Night Live (N) Richard Glazier in Concert: From Travels to the Rick Steves’ Globe Trekker Chihuahua, Mexico; Doc Martin Danny asks Louisa to New Tricks Pilot Episode: The Chinese Job. The Masterpiece Mys- 10/KOPB 10 10 Ragtime to Reel Time (TVG) Edge Europe (TVG) Zacatecas. (TVG) move in with him. (cc) (TVPG) murder of a nightclub hostess. (cc) tery! (TVPG) 4:00 College Football Arizona at Washington. (N) Paid The Amityville Horror ★★ (‘05) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. 10 O’Clock News (N) Animation Domination High-Def (cc) 12/KPTV 12 12 (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Strange events plague a family in a new house. ‘R’ (1:29) (TVMA) Monk Mr. Monk Goes Back to Monk An executive couple are Monk Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico. Monk Death of a circus ringmas- Monk Stottlemeyer tries to think Monk Theatergoers witness a 22/KPXG 5 5 School. A teacher’s death. (TVPG) murdered. (cc) (TVPG) The death of a skydiver. (TVPG) ter. (cc) (TVPG) like Monk. (cc) (TVPG) murder. (cc) (TVPG) Hour of Power Billy Graham Classic Crusades Not a Fan Travel the Road Gold Through the Fire Boy shares faith. Drive Thru His- Live at Oak Tree Virtual Memory 24/KNMT 20 20 (cc) (TVG) tory (TVPG) Unsealed: Alien Unsealed: Alien SAF3 (N) (cc) (TVPG) Bones The team helps Cam solve Bones A skull smashes the wind- News Channel 8 Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld The Rob- How I Met Your 32/KRCW 3 3 Files (N) (TVPG) Files (N) (TVPG) a case. (cc) (TV14) shield of a car. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) bery. (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee Shelby Corcoran shows up White Collar An FBI agent and a Leverage The team works to free Burn Notice Where There’s 49/KPDX 13 13 ment Kids. ment (cc) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) at McKinley. (cc) (TV14) con man team up. (cc) (TVPG) Maggie from jail. (cc) (TVPG) Smoke. Rescuing Fiona. (TVPG) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars 11:01 Storage 11:31 Storage A&E 52 181 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Texas (cc) Texas (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Wars Texas Wars Texas Shooter ★★ (‘07) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. A wounded sniper plots revenge against those who Hell on Wheels Fathers and Sins. Hell on Wheels Fathers and Sins. Breaking Bad Walt deals with the AMC 71 231 betrayed him. ‘R’ (cc) (2:06) Riders attack Cheyenne. (N) (cc) Riders attack Cheyenne. (cc) aftermath. (cc) (TV14) 2:00 TBA (Cont’d) America’s Cutest Home videos fea- Too Cute! Counting down the top Too Cute! A basset makes an Too Cute! Goldendoodles; wan- Too Cute! A basset makes an AP 43 130 ture magnificent dogs. (TVPG) 20 cutest puppies. (cc) (TVPG) unlikely friendship. (cc) (TVPG) dering Westie twins. (cc) (TVPG) unlikely friendship. (cc) (TVPG) 5:30 Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day ★ (‘12) Blair Underwood. Luv ★★ (‘12) Common, Michael Rainey Jr. A boy travels with his shady uncle as the The Rosa Parks Story ★★★ (‘02) Angela Bassett, BET 56 270 Old secrets come to light for the Ames family. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) man arranges a drug deal. ‘R’ (cc) (1:34) Peter Francis James. (cc) ‘TVPG’ TBA Stroumboulopoulos TBA Stroumboulopoulos CNN 44 100 5:54 Without a Paddle ★★ (‘04) Seth Green, Matthew Lillard. Three Hot Tub Time Machine ★★★ (‘10) John Cusack, Rob Corddry. A hot tub transports 10:23 Hot Tub Time Machine ★★★ (‘10) John Cusack, COM 60 190 friends embark on a calamitous canoe trip. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) four pals back to their heyday in the 1980s. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:41) Rob Corddry. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:41) 4:30 College Football Arkansas State at Missouri. Gate to Wire America’s Cup Highlights Hard Charge Hard Charge College Football Postgame College Football CSN 37 77 (N) (Live) (Cont’d) Postgame Amish Mafia Gang gives their Tickle (cc) Tickle Drunk as Tickle Whiskey Tickle (cc) Voodoo Sharks The Bull Shark live Dixie Divers Divers hunt for a Voodoo Sharks The Bull Shark live DISC 7 120 reaction to the show. (cc) (TV14) (TV14) a Fish. (TV14) Boom. (TV14) (TV14) the bayous. (cc) (TV14) “Big Bertha” pearl. (N) (TVPG) the bayous. (cc) (TV14) Austin & Ally (cc) Good Luck Char- Jessie (cc) Dog With a Blog 8:05 Cars 2 ★★ (‘11) Voices of Owen Wilson. Premiere. Animated. Lab Rats Speed Kickin’ It (cc) Wander Over Yon- Liv & Maddie (cc) DISN 41 250 (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Lightning McQueen and Mater go overseas for a competition. ‘G’ (cc) Trapped. (TVY7) (TVY7) der (TVY7) (TVG) E! News Power Players The Soup (TV14) 13 Going on 30 ★★★ (‘04) Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo. An uncool Power Players Chelsea Lately Hello Ross True Hollywood E! 70 196 (N) (TV14) girl magically becomes a successful adult. ‘PG-13’ (1:37) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) Story (TVPG) 6:15 College Football. (N) (Live) (cc) 9:15 SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College Football ESPN 35 70 Final (N) (cc) 4:00 College Football. (N) (Live) College Football College Football. (N) (Live) (cc) College Football Final (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight ESPN2 36 74 (cc) (Cont’d) Scoreboard (N) (cc) (N) (cc) Cheaper by the Dozen 2 ★★ (‘05) Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt. The Ice Age: The Meltdown ★★ (‘06) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Despicable Me ★★★ (‘10) Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel. Animat- FAM 39 199 Bakers’ vacation turns competitive. ‘PG’ (1:34) Melting ice threatens Manny and friends. ‘PG’ (1:31) ed. Three orphans challenge one of Earth’s greatest villains. ‘PG’ Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (cc) (TVPG) Red Eye (N) Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Red Eye FNC 48 118 The Great Food Truck Race Chica- Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Cupcake Wars “The Wizard of Oz” Cutthroat Kitchen Mystery meat; Chopped A deaf chef enters the Iron Chef America Chef Symon FOOD 66 164 go-style pizza; hot dogs. (TVG) and Dives and Dives celebration. (N) (TVG) microwave cupcakes. (TVG) competition. (TVG) against chef Izard. (TVG) 5:00 The Twilight Saga: New Moon ★★ (‘09) Kristen Stewart. Bella The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ (‘10) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Bella must choose between Anger Manage- Louie FX 53 53 finds herself drawn into the world of werewolves. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) Edward and Jacob. ‘PG-13’ (2:04) ment (TV14) 5:30 PGA Tour Golf Web.com Tour Championship, Third Round. (Cont’d) Golf Central (N) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Second Golf Central (N) In Play With GOLF 33 304 (Live) Round. (Live) Jimmy Roberts Meet My Mom (‘10) Lori Loughlin, Johnny Messner. A woman falls Cedar Cove Jack considers taking Honeymoon for One ★★★ (‘11) Nicollette Sheridan. A woman travels Cedar Cove Stormfront. Jack con- HALL 18 240 for her son’s pen pal, a soldier on leave. (cc) ‘TVPG’ his dream job. (N) (cc) (TVG) to an Irish castle after her engagement ends. (cc) ‘TVPG’ siders taking his dream job. (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Love It or List It, Too A little log Love It or List It The Sinclair Fam- House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International (cc) International cabin needs an update. (TVG) ily. (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) International Mountain Men Eustace tracks Mountain Men Eustace makes a History Made Now: Wheels of Fortune A classic car auction in the midwest. (N) (cc) (TVPG) 11:02 Counting 11:32 Counting HIST 50 128 down a poacher. (cc) (TVPG) last stand for his land. (TVPG) Cars (TVPG) Cars (TVPG) Girl Fight (‘11) Anne Heche, James Tupper. A video of an assault on The Cheating Pact (‘13) Daniela Bobadilla. Premiere. A teen must Gone Missing (‘13) Daphne Zuniga, Gage Golightly. A woman inves- LIFE 69 140 a teen surfaces on the Internet. (cc) ‘TV14’ prove that two students framed her for murder. (cc) tigates the disappearance of her teenage daughter. ‘NR’ (cc) Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) MSNBC 128 103 Ridiculousness Ridiculousness The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift ★★ (‘06) Lucas Black, Zachery Ty Bryan. An Guy Code Guy Code Guy Code White Chicks ★★ (‘04) Shawn MTV 63 210 (TV14) (TV14) American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. ‘PG-13’ (1:44) Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ‘PG-13’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat (N) The Haunted Drake & Josh (cc) Drake & Josh (cc) See Dad Run (cc) The Nanny (cc) Friends (cc) 11:33 Friends (cc) NICK 40 252 SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants (cc) (TVG) Hathaways (N) (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) College Football Montana at Northern Arizona. (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. ROOT 34 76 Cops A suspect Cops Coast to Cops First Cops Coast to Cops (N) (cc) Cops (cc) Cops (cc) Cops (cc) (TV14) Cops (cc) (TV14) Cops Busted! Along Came Polly ★★ (‘04) Ben SPIKE 57 54 flees. (TVPG) Coast. (TV14) Respond. (TVPG) Coast. (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Stiller. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ (1:30) 4:00 The Abyss ★★★ (‘89) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. An X-Men 2 ★★★ (‘03) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. Premiere. A power-mad militarist pursues the 11:01 Godzilla ★★ (‘98) Matthew SYFY 59 180 oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) mutants. ‘PG-13’ (2:14) Broderick, Jean Reno. ‘PG-13’ Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Zoolander ★★ (‘01) Ben Stiller, TBS 55 52 Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Theory (TVPG) Theory (TV14) Theory (TV14) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TV14) Theory (TV14) Owen Wilson. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:29) Hoarding: Buried Alive Losing Half Untold Stories of the E.R. Undiag- Untold Stories of the E.R. Never Untold Stories of the E.R. Frat Boy Untold Stories of the E.R. Delu- Untold Stories of the E.R. Never TLC 38 139 Myself. (cc) (TVPG) nosed rectal bleeding. (TV14) Say Die. (cc) (TV14) Blues. (cc) (TV14) sional Bride. (cc) (TVPG) Say Die. (cc) (TV14) Lara Croft: Tomb Raider ★★ (‘01) Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter I Am Legend ★★★ (‘07) Will Smith, Alice Braga. Bloodthirsty plague The Forbidden Kingdom ★★ (‘08) Jackie Chan, Jet Li. An American TNT 54 51 battles otherworldly creatures for an artifact. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) victims surround a lone survivor. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:41) teen journeys back in time to ancient China. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:45) Weird Travels The truth behind Ghost Stories Ghost Stories Ghost Adventures Fort Horsted. Ghost Adventures The 150-year- Ghost Adventures A two-part lock- Ghost Adventures Sedamsville TRAV 65 170 the legend of Bigfoot. (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Fort Horsted. (cc) (TVPG) old Black Swan Inn. (cc) (TVPG) down in Bizbee, AZ. (TVPG) Rectory. (cc) (TVPG) 5:00 Love Actually ★★★ (‘03) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. Premiere. Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves TVLND 64 244 Various people deal with relationships in London. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- La Familia P. Luche (SS) (TV14) Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) (TVPG) Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 Comediantes sion: Fin de Comediantes sion: Fin de NCIS: Los Angeles A man breaks NCIS: Los Angeles Empty Quiver. NCIS: Los Angeles Deeks is shot NCIS: Los Angeles Rescuing a NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS investi- NCIS: Los Angeles Investigating an USA 58 50 into Callen’s house. (TV14) Exposing corrupt cops. (TV14) during a store robbery. (TV14) Saudi prince’s son. (TV14) gates a disappearance. (TV14) attempted robbery. (TV14) Black Ink Crew Premiere. A court Basketball Wives Tasha’s weave Miami Monkey A staff member Miami Monkey The tequila thief Malibu’s Most Wanted ★★ (‘03) Jamie Kennedy, Taye Diggs. A rap- VH1 62 217 visit. (TV14) bar grand opening. (TV14) has a meltdown. (TV14) confesses. (TV14) per jeopardizes his father’s bid to become governor. ‘PG-13’ (1:26) MLB Baseball 6:45 10th Inning WGN News at Nine (N) (cc) How I Met Your Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- Parks and Recre- Parks and Recre- 30 Rock (cc) 30 Rock (cc) It’s Always Sunny WGN-A 9 9 (cc) Mother (TV14) ment (cc) ment (cc) ation (TVPG) ation (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) in Phila. 6:10 Two Weeks Notice ★★ (‘02) Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant. A mil- This Is 40 ★★ (‘12) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. Premiere. A long-mar- 10:15 Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. (N Same-day HBO 551 401 lionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:41) ried couple deal with personal and professional crises. ‘R’ (cc) Tape) (cc) Dexter Remember the Mon- Ray Donovan Same Exactly. Lincoln ★★★ (‘12) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. Premiere. Lincoln takes measures Gangs of New York ★★★ (‘02) Leonardo DiCaprio, SHO 576 366 sters? (cc) (TVMA) (TVMA) to ensure the end of slavery forever. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:29) Daniel Day-Lewis. ‘R’ (cc) (2:48) 5:50 King Arthur ★★ (‘04) Clive Owen, Keira Knightley. Arthur and The White Queen Weddings for The White Queen Paranoia afflicts The White Queen Paranoia afflicts The White Queen Paranoia afflicts STRZ 534 340 his knights embark on a rescue mission. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:06) (Cont’d) Anne and Margaret. (cc) Anne Neville’s family. (N) (TVMA) Anne Neville’s family. (TVMA) Anne Neville’s family. (TVMA) 5:00 Gun Crazy 6:45 Hell Drivers ★★ (‘57) Stanley Baker, Herbert Lom. An ex-con 8:45 Curse of the Demon ★★ (‘57) Dana Andrews, Peggy Cummins. An American The Honeymoon Killers ★★★ (‘69) TCM 501 230 ★★★ (Cont’d) vows to expose a dangerous trucking racket. ‘NR’ (1:31) psychologist in England is marked for death. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:22) Shirley Stoler. ‘R’ (1:48) SATURDAY LATE NIGHT, SEPT. 28

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM 12:05 Castle After the Storm. 1:05 Paid 1:35 Paid 2:05 Paid Today’s Hom- 3:05 This Old 3:35 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (TVPG) eowner House (TVG) 12:05 RightThis- 12:35 Paid 1:05 Paid 1:35 Paid 2:05 Paid 2:35 Paid 3:05 Paid 3:35 Paid On the Money Paid Paid Paid 6/KOIN 6 6 Minute (N) With Bartiromo 11:29 Saturday Night Live (N) (cc) 1:02 Arcade Fire 1:32 Private Practice The doctors 2:32 Open House 3:02 Open House Laura McKenzie’s Paid Paid Today (N) (cc) 8/KGW 8 8 (TV14) (Cont’d) Special (N) mourn the loss of Dell. (TV14) NYC NYC Traveler 11:30 Masterpiece Mystery! (cc) Art Beat Pres- Outdoor Idaho Midsomer Murders Tainted Fruit. 2:47 Midsomer 3:36 Sherlock Holmes Man’s mys- 4:31 Film School The Victory Gar- P. Allen Smith’s 10/KOPB 10 10 (TVPG) (Cont’d) ents (cc) (Part 1 of 2) (cc) (TVPG) Murders (TVPG) terious disappearance. (TVG) Shorts den Light. (TVG) Garden Home The King of Paid Murder by Numbers ★★ (‘02) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Gosling. Two murderous men try Loverboy ★★ (‘89) Patrick Dempsey, Kate Jackson. A pizza deliv- Paid 12/KPTV 12 12 Queens (TVPG) to outwit a homicide detective. ‘R’ (2:00) ery boy satisfies the cravings of his clients. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) Monk Monk’s primary suspect is Monk Monk spends a weekend at Monk Monk must stop a killer. Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting 22/KPXG 5 5 comatose. (cc) (TVPG) a mansion. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Christian Celeb- The Stranger Hal Lindsey (cc) Gospel America Billy Graham Crusade Live From Holy Bible Prophecy Bill Purvis Minis- The Word in the Ron Phillips Touching Lives 24/KNMT 20 20 rity Showcase (TVG) Land Revealed tries (TVG) World (TVG) How I Met Your Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 32/KRCW 3 3 Mother (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Criminal Minds Valhalla. Prentiss is CSI: Miami Money Plane. Plane The Kite Runner ★★ (‘07) Khalid Abdalla, Homayoun Ershadi. A man Loverboy ★★ (‘05) Kyra Sedgwick, Kevin Bacon. A woman is overly 49/KPDX 13 13 suspicious of a nemesis. (TV14) crash. (cc) (TV14) returns to Afghanistan to find an old friend’s son. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) possessive of her son. ‘R’ (1:27) 12:01 Storage 12:31 Storage 1:01 Storage Wars 1:31 Storage Wars 2:01 Storage 2:31 Storage 3:02 Storage 3:32 Storage 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 Wars Texas Wars Texas Texas Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas 12:02 Breaking Bad Walt and 1:08 Breaking Bad Hazard Pay. 2:14 Breaking Bad Fifty-One. Walt celebrates a 3:20 Breaking Bad The team must 4:26 Breaking Bad Walt deals with 5:28 Breaking AMC 71 231 Jesse pursue a partner. (TV14) Walt confesses to Marie. (TV14) birthday. (cc) (TV14) get creative. (cc) (TV14) the aftermath. (cc) (TV14) Bad (TV14) Too Cute! Goldendoodles; wan- Too Cute! Counting down the top America’s Cutest Home videos fea- Untamed and Uncut Two divers Untamed and Uncut Rescuers try Untamed and Uncut Alligator han- AP 43 130 dering Westie twins. (cc) (TVPG) 20 cutest puppies. (cc) (TVPG) ture magnificent dogs. (TVPG) are attacked. (cc) (TV14) to save an elephant. (cc) (TV14) dler. (cc) (TV14) 10:30 The Rosa Parks Story ★★★ Stompin’ at the Savoy ★★ (‘92) Lynn Whitfield, Jasmine Guy. Young women dream at Comic View: One Paid BET Inspiration (TVG) BET 56 270 (‘02) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) Harlem ballroom, circa WWII. (cc) ‘TV14’ Mic Stand TBA Stroumboulopoulos New Day Sunday The latest news, weather and stories. (N) CNN 44 100 Hot Tub Time 12:44 Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay ★★ (‘08) Kal Penn, John Cho. The 3:05 American Pie 2 ★★ (‘01) Jason Biggs. Friends rent a summer- Paid Paid COM 60 190 Machine ★★★ high-flying stoners are mistaken for terrorists. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:47) house on Lake Michigan and chase girls. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:51) College Football Gate to Wire College Football Oklahoma at Notre Dame. (N Same-day Tape) College Football Postgame Paid Paid Outdoor GPS CSN 37 77 Postgame Dixie Divers Divers hunt for a Tickle Whiskey Tickle (cc) Tickle (cc) Tickle Drunk as Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid DISC 7 120 “Big Bertha” pearl. (cc) (TVPG) Boom. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) a Fish. (TV14) Good Luck Char- Shake It Up! (cc) Good Luck Char- Dog With a Blog Austin & Ally (cc) Zenon: The Zequel ★★ (‘01) Kirsten Storms, Shadia 4:10 The Suite 4:35 The Suite Fish Hooks (cc) Phineas and Ferb DISN 41 250 lie (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Simmons. (cc) ‘TVG’ Life on Deck Life on Deck (TVG) (cc) True Hollywood Total Divas A Leg Up. (TV14) Total Divas No Longer The Chelsea Lately Hello Ross The Soup (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid E! 70 196 Story (TVPG) Bridesmaid. (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) College Football NFL Matchup (N) College Football. (cc) NFL Matchup SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Final (cc) (cc) Baseball Tonight NHRA Drag Racing AAA Insurance Midwest Nation- SportsCenter (N) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (cc) College Football Final (cc) Outside the Lines Sports Reporters ESPN2 36 74 (cc) als, Qualifying. (N Same-day Tape) (cc) (N) (cc) (N) (cc) Liar Liar ★★ (‘97) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A fast-talking lawyer Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Zola Levitt Pres- FAM 39 199 cannot tell a lie. ‘PG-13’ (1:27) ents (TVG) Huckabee Geraldo at Large (cc) (TVPG) Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N) FNC 48 118 Cutthroat Kitchen Mystery meat; Chopped A deaf chef enters the Iron Chef America Chef Symon Cupcake Wars “The Wizard of Oz” Paid Paid Paid Paid FOOD 66 164 microwave cupcakes. (TVG) competition. (TVG) against chef Izard. (TVG) celebration. (TVG) Louie Late Wilfred Confron- Wilfred Distance. Two and a Half Two and a Half Louie Louie Late Wilfred Confron- Wilfred Distance. Two and a Half 5:03 Paid Paid FX 53 53 Show. (TVMA) tation. (TVMA) (TVMA) Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) Show. (TVMA) tation. (TVMA) (TVMA) Men (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Golf Central Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf GOLF 33 304 Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) HALL 18 240 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Love It or List It The Sinclair Fam- House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Love It or List It, Too A little log Paid Paid Paid Paid HGTV 67 165 ily. (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) International cabin needs an update. (TVG) 12:01 History Made Now: Wheels of Fortune A classic car auction in the midwest. (cc) (TVPG) 3:03 Counting 3:33 Counting 4:02 Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (cc) HIST 50 128 Cars (TVPG) Cars (TVPG) 12:02 The Cheating Pact (‘13) Daniela Bobadilla. A teen must prove 2:02 Gone Missing (‘13) Daphne Zuniga, Gage Golightly. A woman New Adv./Old New Adv./Old 5:04 Paid Paid LIFE 69 140 that two students framed her for murder. (cc) investigates the disappearance of her teenage daughter. ‘NR’ (cc) Christine Christine Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) Lockup (TVG) MSNBC Documentary Hardball Weekend Your Business Up W/Steve Kornacki (N) MSNBC 128 103 (N) 11:00 White Chicks ★★ (‘04) Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Nick Cannon: Wild Ridiculousness Ridiculousness MTV 63 210 Shawn Wayans. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) ’n Out ’n Out ’n Out ’n Out ’n Out ’n Out ’n Out ’n Out (TVPG) Big Cat. (TVPG) 12:06 Friends 12:39 Friends 1:12 George Lopez 1:45 George Lopez George consid- 2:18 George 2:51 George 3:24 My Wife and 3:57 My Wife and 4:28 Yes, Dear 4:59 See Dad Full House (cc) NICK 40 252 (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) ers taking bribes. (cc) (TVPG) Lopez (TVPG) Lopez (TVPG) Kids (cc) Kids (cc) (cc) (TVPG) Run (TVPG) (TVG) MLB Baseball Mariners Post- Poker After Dark College Football Montana at Northern Arizona. Paid Paid ROOT 34 76 game 11:00 Along Came Polly ★★ (‘04) Ben Stiller, Jen- The Cable Guy ★★ (‘96) Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick. Premiere. A 1,000 Ways to Die Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE 57 54 nifer Aniston. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) cable television technician invades an architect’s life. ‘PG-13’ (1:36) (TV14) 11:01 Godzilla ★★ (‘98) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the 2:01 X-Men 2 ★★★ (‘03) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A power-mad militarist pursues the The Twilight Zone The Twilight Zone SYFY 59 180 South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) mutants. ‘PG-13’ (2:14) (TVPG) (TVPG) 11:00 Zoolander ★★ (‘01) Ben Paul Blart: Mall Cop ★★ (‘09) Kevin James. A security officer con- Married. . . With Married. . . With Married. . . With Married. . . With Married. . . With Married. . . With TBS 55 52 Stiller. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) fronts bad guys at a suburban New Jersey mall. ‘PG’ (cc) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Untold Stories of the E.R. Frat Boy Untold Stories of the E.R. Delu- Addicted Kevin. A diabetic and Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC 38 139 Blues. (cc) (TV14) sional Bride. (cc) (TVPG) alcoholic man. (cc) (TV14) Lara Croft: Tomb Raider ★★ (‘01) Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter Minority Report ★★★ (‘02) Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell. A cop tries to establish his innocence in a future Law & Order A judge is gunned TNT 54 51 battles otherworldly creatures for an artifact. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) crime. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:24) down in her garage. (TV14) Ghost Adventures The 150-year- Ghost Adventures A two-part lock- Ghost Adventures Sedamsville Ghost Adventures Fort Horsted. Paid Paid Paid Paid TRAV 65 170 old Black Swan Inn. (cc) (TVPG) down in Bizbee, AZ. (TVPG) Rectory. (cc) (TVPG) Fort Horsted. (cc) (TVPG) The King of The King of The King of The King of That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show The Cosby Show TVLND 64 244 Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Todo por la Corona (N) (SS) (TV14) Desmadrugados (SS) (TV14) La Familia P. Luche (SS) (TV14) Clásicos de Sábado Gigante Lo mejor del buen humor y la diversión Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 de “Sábado Gigante”. (TV14) Comediantes sion: Fin de NCIS: Los Angeles Little Angels. A NCIS: Los Angeles Callen’s ex-part- WWE A.M. Raw (N) (cc) (TVPG) House Acceptance. A death row House Autopsy. A young girl has Paid Paid USA 58 50 girl is buried alive. (TVPG) ner takes hostages. (TVPG) inmate collapses. (cc) (TV14) terminal cancer. (cc) (TV14) Black Ink Crew Premiere. A court Hollywood Exes Nicole begins to Hollywood Exes Jessica and T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- Best Week Ever VH1 62 217 visit. (TV14) plan her wedding. (TV14) Mayte attend a party. (TV14) ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle (cc) (TV14) Dharma & Greg Murder by Numbers ★★ (‘02) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Gosling. Two murderous men try Tomorrow’s World Paid Paid Amazing Facts Key of David (cc) Beyond Today WGN-A 9 9 (cc) (TVPG) to outwit a homicide detective. ‘R’ (cc) (2:00) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. 24/7 Bradley/ 1:45 REAL Sports With Bryant Gum- 2:45 Boardwalk Empire Nucky has The Making Of: This Is 40 ★★ (‘12) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. A long-married couple HBO 551 401 Bryan Vera. (cc) Marquez (N) bel (cc) (TVPG) reservations. (cc) (TVMA) This Is 40 (cc) deal with personal and professional crises. ‘R’ (cc) (2:14) 10:30 Gangs of New York ★★★ (‘02) Leonardo 1:20 Ray Donovan Same Exactly. 2:20 Dexter Remember the Mon- Polyamory: Mar- 3:50 War Horse ★★★ (‘11) Emily Watson, David Thewlis. A horse SHO 576 366 DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. ‘R’ (cc) (2:48) (Cont’d) (TVMA) sters? (cc) (TVMA) ried & Dating sees joy and sorrow during World War I. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:26) Hello I Must Be Going ★★ (‘12) Melanie Lynskey. A 1:35 The White Queen Poison and 2:35 21 Jump Street ★★★ (‘12) Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum. Young 4:35 Finding Nemo ★★★ (‘03) Voices of Albert STRZ 534 340 divorcee begins a secret affair with a 19-year-old. Malmsey Wine. (cc) (TVMA) cops go under cover as high-school students. ‘R’ (cc) (1:50) Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres. ‘G’ (cc) (1:40) 11:00 The Honeymoon Killers ★★★ Eyes of Laura Mars ★★ (‘78) Faye Dunaway. Premiere. A woman is The Strange Love of Martha Ivers ★★★ (‘46) Barbara Stanwyck. A Dead Reckoning ★★ (‘47) Hum- TCM 501 230 (‘69) ‘R’ (Cont’d) plagued by visions of friends being murdered. ‘R’ (1:44) childhood murder comes back to haunt a wealthy couple. ‘NR’ (cc) phrey Bogart. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:40)