The Clockmaker, Or, the Sayings and Doings of Samuel Slick of Slickville
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THE CLOCKMAKEE; m OR THE SAYINGS AND DOINGS OP SAMUEL SLICK, OF SLICK VI LLE. Ecce itenim Crispiiiut. If here aint the Clockmaker agin, as I am alive SECOND f ^RIES. LONDON: • RICHARD BENTLEY, NEW BURLINGTON STREET- AND JOSEPH HOWE. HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA. M.DCCC.XXXVIIl. ^^iWBP \ lONDON ! PRINTED BY SAMtEL BBNTLEY, Dor«et Street, Fleet Street. w^ms^m^W r 7' TO .V LIEUTENANT-COLONEL C. W. FOX. Dear Sir, In consequence of the favourable opinion expressed by you of the First Series of the Clockmaker an English Publisher was in- .-1 duced to reprint it in London ; and I am in- debted to that circumstance for an unexpected introduction, not only to the British public, but to that of the United States. The very flattering reception it met with in both coun- tries has given rise to the present volume, which, as it owes its origin to you, offers a suit- able opportunity of expressing the thanks of the Author for this and other subsequent acts of kindness. As a political work I cannot hope that you will approve of all the sentiments contained in it, for politics are peculiar ; and besides the I 3B788o \ J . V IT DEDICATION. broad lines that divide parties, there are smaller sbades of difference that distinguish even those who usually act together; but hu- mour is the common property of all, and a neutral ground on which men of opposite sides may cordially meet each other. As such, it affords me great pleasure to inscribe the work to you as a mark of the respect and esteem of THE AUTHOR. Nova Scotia, 21st April 1838. ~\ \ CONTENTS, CHAPTER I. 11 CONTENTS. Page CHAPTER XII. Shampooing the English . 179 CHAPTER XIII. Putting a Foot in it . 196 CHAPTER XIV. English Aristocracy and Yankee Mobocracy 211 CHAPTER XV. Confessions of a Deposed Minister . 230 CHAPTER XVI. Canadian Politics .... 245 CHAPTER XVII. A Cure for Smuggling . 263 CHAPTER XVIIT. Taking off the Factory Ladies . 278 CHAPTER XIX. The ScH00LMA»iTER Abroad . 298 CHAPTER XX. The Wrong Room . 315 CHAPTER XXI. Finding a Mare's Nest . .331 CHAPTER XXII, Keeping up the Steam . 346 CHAPTER XXIII. The Clockmaker's Parting Advice . 364 THE CLOCKMAKER. CHAPTER I. THE MEETING. Whoever has condescended to read the First Series of the Clockmaker, or the Sayings and Doings of Mr. Samuel Slick, of Slickville, will recollect that our tour of Nova Scotia terminated at Windsor last autumn, in con- sequence of bad roads and bad weather, and that it was mutually agreed upon between us to resume it in the following spring. But, alas ! spring came not. They retain in this country the name of that delightful portion of the year, but it is " Vox et preterea nihil." The short space that intervenes between the dissolution of winter and the birth of summer deserves not the appellation. Vegetation is so rapid here, that the valleys are often clothed B THE CLOCKMAKER. with verdure before the snow has wholly dis- appeared from the forest. There is a strong similarity between the na- tive and his climate ; the one is without youth, and the other without spring, and both exhi- bit the effects of losing that preparatory sea- son. Cultivation is wanting. Neither the mind nor the soil is properly prepared. There is no time. The farmer is compelled to hurry through all his field operations as he best can, so as to commit his grain to the ground in time to insure a crop. Much is unavoidably omitted that ought to be done, and all is performed in a careless and slovenly manner. The same haste is observable in education, and is ettended with similar effects; a boy is hurried to school, from school to a profession, and from thence is sent forth into the world before his mind has been duly disciplined or properly cultivated. When I found Mr. Slick at Windsor, I ex- pressed my regret to him that we could not have met earlier in the season ; but really, said I, they appear to have no spring in this country. Well, I don't know, said he ; I never see'd it in that light afore; I was athinkin' H we might stump the whole universal world for climate.