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A student-run nem paper serving the cam pus and the com m unity since 1 9 2 6 Volume 67 • Number 36 August 2 1 , 1 9 9 2 Realtors stagger from enrollment decline ’91 alum to guide Greeks Denise Inman Triangle, as well as The Daily good security; inexpensive gas Catherine Campbell IFA’s current President, Scott N ews Wrtter Pennsylvanian, The Welcomat, heat; and wall-to-wall carpet­ News Wrtter Jennings remarked, “The IFA A glance through The and The Philadelphia Inquirer. ing.” Even still, Claude Boni Beginning Sept. 1, Jack now has a better sense of secu­ Triangle’s Classifieds can indi­ The scope of these p^>ers and Realty admits that their five Kiefer, a 1991 Drexel graduate rity knowing that the interim cate more about the appalling continuous advertising have properties, rented exclusively to and Pi Kappa Phi alumnus, will dean is a recent alumnus of state of admissions than the students of the university serve as the assistant to the Dean Drexel, its Greek system and, m closing of Van Rensselaer community, go unoccupied of Students for Greek affairs, addition, is familiar with a few years ago. It is the for months. according to Justin Panzer, stu­ University policies and regula­ growing multitude of apart­ ... one realtor even asked Realtors speculate the dent vice president for student tions. We feel confident that our ment ads that are giving The Triangle, **...do you only other reason for renting life. relationship with the University students an idea of just disinterest is the economy This full-time, temporary will be on much more stable how much they do for real­ have any suggestions [on Perhaps fewer graduating position will replace former ground in the fall.” tors such as Millet high school seniors have the Assistant Dean of Students, Ron Walt Hopkins, president of Pi Enterprises, Claude Boni improving the situation]?” money to go on to college Kibbe’s involvement in Greek Kappa Phi said, “We’re happy Real Estate, or Franklin and live on their own; also, life until a permanent replace­ for him that he’s been appointed Rentals. young adults who had been ment is found for Jan., explained to the position.” Asked why the sudden adver­ done Uttle to increase the num­ on their own can no longer Dean of Students, Diana IFA President- Elect and tising frenzy, realtors named ber of tenants. Each of the real­ afford to live that way. Hackney. Sigma Alpha Mu President, declining student enrollment as tors interviewed by The Triangle Finally, the realtors were Kiefer will be required to Mike Mulroy said in working the leading cause. “Frankly, said they have lowered rates to asked if they had any strategies oversee Drexel’s Inter-Fraternal with Kiefer next year, “I like the we’re being adversely affected,” try to combat the effects of a to deal with the tenant shortage Association and Panhellenic idea of having someone who said a representative of Franklin decreased student population. There were none, besides contin­ Council, in addition to working graduated from Drexel fill in for Rentals. The ads submitted to The uing their present ad campaigns as a member of the Dean of Kibbe. I think that his first hand Interested in getting students Triangle focus on special rates while one realtor even asked The Students staff. experience will help him in deal­ to rent, realtors and property and amenities, sometimes offer­ Triangle, "Why, do you have Kiefer served as IFA’s ing with the fraternities and owners are advertising in The ing “trouble-free, modern apt; any suggestions?"______President from the spring of Drexel. Kiefer should be pretty 1990 through the winter of 1991. familiar with social and rush Hackney explained that, as an policies.” alumnus, he helped out with the Mulroy hopes to accomplish Movement tries to register youth “Welcome Back” last fall. He is several goals during the fall term JoiiN W illiam s the 20th anniversary of the right are eligible to vote, and approxi­ currently working on his masters include getting the trash situation College Press Service for 18-year-olds to vote, this mately 40 percent of this group degree at Temple University. resolved and motivation the Democrats want you. group has the least percentage is registered. Among college stu­ “I’m pleased to have Jack Greek system. He also hopes for Republicans want you. Rock voter uimout than any other age dents who are registered, 80 per­ Kiefer returning with his past for a successful lush, which has stars and celebrities want you. group.” cent vote, said Jamie Hannon, caring for the Greek system and been increasingly difflcult dur­ Public affairs organizations want “Get them on the rolls, get president of the College welcome his assistance with ing Drexel’s declining enroll­ you. Politicians want you. them to the polls,” said Mike Democrats of America. Greek life until the position is ment. What those prganizations Dolan, field director for the “Many students don’t feel filled.” said Hackney. want from you is simple: If you California-based Rock the Vote, they are a part of the American are 18 or older, you can vote. a non-profit, non-partisan organi­ community. They don’t have But to vote, you must first be zation that has organized student families yet, they don’t have MS/BS hurt by policies registered. And if you are the voter registration drives nation­ sunk-in roots, so they are not as Adam Bly>veiss undergraduate and graduate cur­ typical college undergraduate, wide. politically active,” Harmon said. ErmRTAINMENT Edoor ricula guides.) between the ages of 18 and 24, Top issues that appear to be of “Political participation increases Drexel’s Master’s/Bachelor’s For candidates who decide to you represent a segment of concern to college students on with age. We want to show stu­ Program is hampered by policies take both types of courses in one American culture that is per­ the national level include the dents today that the political and that may confuse M/B candi­ term, such policies could allow ceived as being not likely to vote economy, the environment and governmental system isn’t a dates about their academic stand­ some graduate courses to be or to participate in the political abortion rights, activists say. joke.”The College Democrats ing and cost them more money taken at undergraduate rates, yet process. If students want to address are organizing a Victory Vote than they bargained for. At issue they could also force students to So college and university these concerns, they must first program on campuses nation­ are the records of M/B students, pay graduate rates for undergrad­ campuses nationwide have been register to vote, registration wide, with the goal of registering which do not reflect a division uate credits taken after the first targeted by private and public organizers say. That way, they 50,000 students this fall—ideally between undergraduate and 180 credits. Students taking interest groups to register stu­ can vote for candidates who as Democrats. Having targeted graduate courses, the probability classes for any credits over and dents and to get them to the polls most closely represent their ide­ about 500 college and universi­ of paying graduate prices for above the 225 needed to com­ on Nov. 3. als and ideas of what govern­ ties in 15 states, the College undergraduate courses, and the plete the program would also be “Students tend to feel left out ment should be, and what issues Democrats plan to hold rallies, lack of financial support from charged the graduate rate. Candidates don’t appear to be the representatives should get publicity and have politicians the state and the University. Furthennore, inogram guidelines addressing issues that are of con­ address. from the local and national levels Present procedures state that supplied to candidates — and cern to students,” said Becky According to the Census speak to students. 4- and 5-year co-op students last revised in October 1986 — Cain, president of the Nation^ Bureau, 26 million men and Harmon said national polls may become M/B candidates state that “Commonwealth and League of Women Voters. “On women in the 18-24 age group show students identifying with after earning 90 undergraduate University regulations do not the Democratic Party, and said credits. They must declare such permit State and University main concerns on campuses standing through the Vice assistance for Graduate Study” include educational issues and Provost of Research and except for “the Guaranteed student loans, abortion and the Graduate Studies, and make a Student Loan, the National environment. Plan of Study with their aca­ Direct Student Loan Program Tony Zagotta, national chair­ demic advisor. Students must and College Work Study man of the College Republicans, complete 180 undergraduate Programs.” said polls indicate the 18-24 age credit-hours and 45 graduate Because the status of M/B stu­ group favor Republican views credit-hours to earn a Master's dents changes from graduate to toward government, society and and a Bachelor’s degree in the undergraduate after 180 credits the economy. His group will be time an undergraduate would have been earned, undergraduate working at the grassroots level regularly earn just a Bachelor’s scholarships such as the A.J. on campuses, and won’t be using degree. Undergraduate and grad­ Drexel scholarships could no celebrities or rock shows to uate courses may be taken in any longer be used to pay for attract potential Republican reg­ combination during the student’s courses, regardless of Iheir being istrants. remaining terms at Drexel. graduate or undergraduate College Republicans will be However, instead of charging courses. going door to door this fall to get students $142 to $260 for every “I believe,” said Dr. Eli students to register or vote by undergraduate credit-hour and Fromm, vice provost for absentee ballot, Zagotta said. He $305 to $395 for every graduate research and graduate studies, called the Republican’s one-on- credit-hour taken, the University “that the assumption has simply one approach a “tremendous charges M/B students as under­ been [that students pay for opportunity” to get students to graduates for the first 180 credits undergraduate credits and then register in his party. The and as graduates for any credits graduate credits] because we Republicans, he said, see stu­ alter that, regardless of the type don’t have an easy way to track dents’ concerns as being the of courses taken to earn those a course in the normal billing economy, foreign policy and credits. (These rates correspond process. If an undergraduate reg- See VOTE on page 3 to those listed in the 1991-92 See MS/BS on page 6 2 • The Triangle • August 21,1992

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C a fe te ria re n o v a tio n s s t a r t Students Work to Register be mosdy contacUng individual '*RcAova(ioD!i have started,** $dl(i Drexel tJttiver«ity Voters______students to uy to persuade diem Food Scrvice Di»ector, Pat Flanagan, He briefly ^plained the CPS to register. “We will be taking «ew “All you can eai” forniat which will become etfi&rtlve at the From large organizations to the grassroots approach, unlike start of the fall tenn, Stud^ts cm the fUl time meal plan will be small grassroot efforts, students Rock die Vote,” ^ g o tta said. permitted to have 14 meali a week and have $75 of ‘‘fleTi across (he nation are gearing up However, College money." This money can be used to obtain extra meals for visit­ to get fellow students registered Republicans have a video ing parents or friends attd can be used at the new Plaaa Htit in time for die fall primaries and designed to attract young voters. Gxpiess, which will replace eiiiier die Dragon's Den or Pete's elections. “It’s a very MTV-like video . . . Arena. At the University of New that caters to young people,” A smaller meal plan will also be provided containing seven Hampshire and 30 other colleges Zagotta said. It uses graphics meals and $25 in “flex money." TTie renovaticms, which are being and high schools in the state, and employs a fast pace to done by ARA Food Services, will be completed by the start of student volunteers working with “explain what College fall term. Rock Uie Vote got about 3,000 Republicans are all about,” he young adults registered to vote said. Drexel University Professor Publishes Edited in the past year. There are several organiza- Vice President Dan Quayle was Collection of W ritings by Labor>Management “The goal of registering stu­ dons diat will be sponsoring reg- nominatedfor reeleclion Expert William Gomberg dents in the state was to change isu-ation drives on college and Wednesday night CPS A collection of essays written by the late labor-managemeni the ‘me generation’ to the ‘we university campuses this fall. expert William Gomberg titled Guidelines From Gomberg: No- generation,’” said Sarah The genei^ elecUon will be held in Atlanta and Stanford Nonsense Advice for Labor and Management, has been edited Broadmeadow, a junior at the Nov. 3. Some organized drives University in northern and published by Drexel University professor Dr, Arthur B. University of New Hampshiia, include: California. Shostalc. who worked extensively with • National Voter Registration “In die wake of the tragedy in The book is the only known such coilcction of Gomberg's Rock the Vote in the registradon Drive, sponsored by the League Los Angeles, we want to show writings, some dating back three decades and excerpted from campaign. of Women Voters, Sept. 12-19. America that college students, out-of-print journals, according to Shostak, a former student and In 1991, die university’s stu­ The league, along with other working with community lead­ long-time colleague of Gomberg’s. Shostak is a professor of dent senate voted to increase organizations, is having a “mas­ ers and residents, can act con­ sociology at Drexel and the author of 15 books, two of which he voter registration on campus. sive” drive to register voters, structively to solve die problems co-edited with Gomberg. After getting in contact with said Becky Cain, president of plaguing our cities,” said Philip Gomberg, who died in 198S at the age of 74, was the scholar Rock die Vote, it was decided die organization. Although the Wider, a Penn alumnus who and beloved guru of labor union and management relations who New Hampshire was a good voter registration drive targets now directs the Philadelphia pioneered the field and inspired thousands with his acerbic obser­ state for a test case of die regis­ all those eligible to vote, the project. vations and dynamic, quick-witted personality. tration movement, since it has a league will focus on young He began his career as an industrial engineer for the Ladies’ small population of approxi­ adults, she said. “We are espe­ Most Students Receive Aid Garment Workers Union and, after holding several teaching posi- mately 1 million and the largest cially interested in this age Washington, DC______dons, later became a professor of management at the University school, the University of New group (18-24),” she said. “We CPS of Penn.sylvania's Wharton School of Finance and Commerce, a Hampshire, has about 10,500 have chosen to target them. Nearly 60 percent of full-time position he held for more than 23 years. He was an arbiu-ator for undergraduates. The program They lend to feel left out.” undergraduates receives some die Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service, and a consultant was expanded to odier colleges • National Student Voter student financial aid from fed­ to numerous organizations and unions, including the U.S. and high schools in die state. Education Day, sponsored by eral, state or odier sources, the Secretary of Commerce, American Federation of Labor, United Student volunteers went door the Center for Policy U.S. Department of Education Textile Workers, and Continental Airlines, Gomberg helped to door, and Rock the Vote coor­ Alternatives and the National reported. solve disputes between Ford Motor Company and die United dinated bringing rock stars and Civil League, Oct. 1. Candidates More students in private insti­ Auto Workers, and between General Electric Co. and the movie actors and actresses to will be able to talk to students tutions received financial aid International Union of Electrical Workers, campuses to talk about die polit­ about the election and issues than in public schools, and in ical process and registration. facing the nation this year at private, for-profit institutions, “The idea was to blend music campus fairs that will be coordi­ nearly nine out of 10 students Join Drexel University's Ctiallenge l^am and cycle and entertainment with a push nated by students. An estimated received some form of aid. to fight MS . for voter registration,” 50 colleges and universides are Broadmeadow said. “The psy­ planning to participate in the 150 Oty*^to Shore MS 150 Bike Tour, Saturday and Sunday, chology behind it was to put the event, said Burck Smith, a pro­ L o c a l W e a t h e r September Wand 20, and jom the Drexel University challenge to party back into the political gram assistant for die Center for help diose with MS by participating in the largest overnight bike party so students can see diey Policy Altemadves. Voter regis­ tour on the East Coast. can participate in government.” tration booths will be set up at Thursday The I2th annual City to Shore Bike Tour is a iwo-day, 150- Mike Dolan, field director for the sites, he said. Some of the mile found trip from Cheny HUI to Ocean Cily, New Jeisey and Rock the Vote, said entertainers schools participating include die Sunny, less hutnid. back. This fully-«Hcred event provides overnight accommoda­ such as William Baldwin and University of Colorado at tions in Ocean City and sag wagon, technical and first aid suppon Sarah Jessica Paricer spoke at die Boulder, the University of Highs around 80. on route. Cyclists also aijoy delicious meals and snacks, a festive University of New Hampshire’s Connecticut at Hartford and the main campus at Durham. Film University of Virginia law To register for the MS 150 and become part of Drexel director Oliver Stone appeared school Friday______Univenity's t^altenge team, complete and return the brochure at Dartmoudi College. Concerts • “You Don’t Need a Home also are planned for diis fall, and to Vote” campaign, a national Fair, highs in the low volunteers will be contacting effort in which students are 1-800-445-BIKE or contacting John Gregory at Drexel on exten­ to mid 80s, morning sion 1843. Then, use youf creativiiy and tall flrst-year students for registra­ helping homeless people to reg­ don. ister to vote and giving the lows in the 60s. team T-shirt. The entertainers donated dieir homeless information about die Team members receive a commemorative plaque and earn dme for die cause “to fight die political and electoral process. exclusive team prizes in addition to individual fund-raising whole conservative issue," Saturday Broadmeadow said. “It was a Homeless Program Expands All team members must raise at ieastSl per mile - or $150 .• in cultural idendflcadon so young P hiladelphia______Fair, highs in the mid in the event. people could see that people CPS diey respected were involved in A program launched by the 80s, morning lows in the vodng and voter registration.” University of Pennsyvlania last The program was not wiUiout year to train college smdents to 60s. its detractors, however. Tony wodc widi homeless people was Zagotta, national chairman of expanded to Atlanta and San College Republicans, said his Francisco this summer. Sunday______party’s efforts to register vot­ Empty die Shelters provides ers— obviously for the students from across die nation Fair, highs in the upper Republican Party—won’t resort with skills and insight necessary to using rock ‘n’ roll singers and to combat homelessness in dieir 80s, morning lows in the movie stars to help in die cause. communities. The program was 60s. RaUier, GOP volunteers will expanded to Emory University

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Invisible Laws Improve financial aid service Editor: problems with the curriculum, financial aid office: (1) HELP On Saturday, August 15, but I have one question: Why the person who is trying to live On the corner of 33rd and Arch streets outside of Calhoun around 7:40p.m., I opened my was COBOL dropped from the on campus, (2) learn how to Hall, there used to be a Drexel Map. It has been missing now financial aid award letter to dis­ curriculum? Many companies keep accurate records of stu­ for over a month. And worse, the fixture that holds the color cover that I’m only getting one- still offer positions for COBOL dents’ aid packages, and (3) if map was so severely damaged, Drexel has not been able to repair it for weeks. fourth of what I need to go back programmers, so it sounds logi­ someone calls and wants to to Drexel. I’m so sick and tired- cal to continue teaching it, speak w ith a counselor, the Exactly one year ago, two students vandalized the Drexel of this treatment: from my right? Furthermore, the biggest Continued on Page 5 Map behind the Main building. They failed and were caught by freshman year, I have noticed problem is the grading policy— Drexel security. They were later “tried” in front of the Judicial some pretty disgusting is it a good idea to place the Board and found guilty. Their punishment included paying for schemes. responsibility of establishing a • Love & sex the damages and community services. But (he nature of (his incident was never disclosed to the student population. Let’s start with the Financial grading policy on the teacher columnlight Aid Office. I remember decid­ (this refers only to the courses Vice President for Student Life Dr. Richard Woodring once ing to move onto campus last following the sophomore year)? on the naark said that “the Judicial Policy [of Drexel University] should be fall term and not getting addi­ I have had courses with teach­ an educational experience” for the students. However, the tional funding. Instead, I got a ers that are too stingy with giv­ E d ito r: existing Judicial Policy has operated in total secrecy and reduction in my Drexel aid— ing partial credit points. One Thanks to Oitistopher refused to disclose the nature of judicial cases. $300, just because sonieone did teacher who I know gives stu­ Hatch for stli« iaTliclc on Personal identities should be kept secret to protect people’s not keep accurate records of my dents a total of 50 points (out of superficial sex ((August 7 privacy. We understand that fully. What defies the logic is that aid package and I received 100), if a program is a little less T ria n g le ). Ydu \wsere right by NOT telling the students what was committed and how the more than I should! I can’t than close-to-perfect! on th e m ark . IThfire are crime was' punished, each student must commit EVERY crime understand how Drexel can do Another thing I want to com­ social pressures iforcing us in order to experience this “educational Judicial Policy." that—I made a big move when I plain about is the fact that to accept sex ;as jSBbstitute In fighting against crime, common sense tells us that pre­ decided to live away from Office of Computing Services for relationM iooimBOtions. vention is the key, and punishment is only used when others home. is still using a modem with a 7- Sex is wioiujexiiul in its have failed. Our Judicial Policy puts “prevention” on its lips I found it really disgusting bit setting. It's totally ridicu­ place but ia w a s never but holds “punishment" with both hands. that they took away part of my lous. designed to toe a «bortcui to financial aid; what would hap­ There is a fear of civil lawsuits whenever the phrase Other schools and bulletin in tim acy ^ iraitjher, it is a pen if I ran out of money and “Judicial Policy” is mentioned. This fear is truly groundless. board systems are using 8-bit celebration of lit: l%e inti­ Whether or not the student defendants will challenge Drexel in they demanded $300 at the last modem setting, which allows macy. pan :takes time, civil court does not depend on the disclosing of the crime and minute? Would I get dropped you to transfer files using a effortv commitmeint, and a punishment, while the identity of the defendants are protected. from the school for non-pay­ transfer protocol called deep desire !io promote ment? ZModem (which is supposed to your partner’s well-being If this unnecessary secrecy continues, more vandalism Let’s now talk about acade­ be fast). With ZModem, you TTiat’s what real love is all which could be prevented, will take place. And we the students mics. I have noticed that the will end up paying the bills. can upload/download files witli- about: Computer Science curriculum out listing them.. F m n Decker has changed dramatically. I have suggestions for College ttflnformaUm SUtdiei Currently, I have no major improving Drexel. For the Ed^Op Policy

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The original writer of the aiticle or editorial in quesUon will be allowed to Write a respohsi;, biit the rrtrtmntr • a lives; and when you are about offered to exchange my ticket boost the town’s economy. We BUY when you get there,” closed and lawless meeting to diei it doesn’t matter if you for a Whitney Houston ticket (all 13 of us) discovered that said one of the security guards replacing a regular session of are an Iranian or an American. or Hershey Park ticket, but I the first seven hotels we visit­ to the people in front of me. I Congress. According to the What Gershenoff should decided to gel my money ed Saturday morning were all personally think it's a crime to Constitution of Student have done was to call for a back. I received it in iate booked up, so someone was capitalize on a natural Congress, Gershenoff has the special meeting of Student October. profiting. We had to go all the resource. It was a cool, damp power to call special meet­ Congress and at a different After making several calls way to Wilkes Barre in order day so water wasn’t as neces­ ings, but she can never cancel time. If an officer would com­ to information throughout the to find anything. sary as last year’s sunny, 95 a regular session of Student plain about spending this East Coast and asking for “the The concert itself was phe­ degree weather in Fairfax. Congress and put this student extra time for the students, number of a big arena in nomenal. At only $27.50 for They didn’t even have enough government on hold for two he/she probably should have Washington, D.C., like where nine hours, it makes me won­ water last year. A water truck weeks. never been elected in the first the Redskins play,” I settled der why I paid $25 for U2’s came up once an hour to hose Without knowing the con­ place. on Fairfax, VA. barely two hour show. But down the sweltering audience tent of the meeting, its only Pointing out this recent This year’s concert was why was the same show $10 and they had to reorder more benefit seemed to be the great mistake of Student Congress much more challenging. I cheaper in Scranton? Is the Evian. The two dollar Evian freedom Gershenoff had in doesn't mean denying its found conflicting schedules in cost-of-living that much lower required an hour wait for meal running this meeting, since recent accomplishments. In several magazines. I held back there? tickets and then a wait for the students were not around to the past several weeks. in getting tickets because of a Getting there is the second actual water. monitor the proceedings. It is Student Congress has correct­ rumor that the tour was com­ major problem to this festival. Most of these problems widely understood that the ed a large number of discrep­ ing to the Willow Grove Air In order to get to the Fairfax should not be blamed on the public brings stress to the ancies and mistakes in its Force Base. Ey the first week show, one must travel on what actual Lollapalooza organiz­ public officials. structure. Students will be of July 1 decided to quit wait­ appears to be the only road ers. Once inside, the festival Without the watchful pub­ looking forward to the future ing and ordei my $37.50 tick­ leading to the park (a big was spectacular. The local lic, a government could be improvements as well as the ets at Fairfax. But Fairfax was camp ground). Once the car promoters are the ones to more efficient in doing what's mistakes of Student Congress. sold out, and' so' was Waterloo was parked, it was a simple 10 blame for the lack of organiza­ best for the public. This rea­ This is a part of what r/je Village hi N®Bth Jersey, and to 15 minute walk into the tion, and at least it didn’t rain. son! ng sounds logical, bu t Triangle does here. And would it actually work? remember, the public will History tells us that such an always know, so please, con­ • Some suggestions for Drexel unchecked government has trol your urges of “doing the Contbmedifitom Page 4 fix the radiators — I remember Drexel. Right now. I’m in the always: turned its back on the best for the public." coimseiot should be courteous one cold night where I could process of finding other funds. and prompt have frozen to death, and (3) Also, I’m considering writing to Fcv OCS, change the modem someone should find a way to several newspapers and the settings to>8VbiiL elevate those one-inch-from- State Legislature about the hor­ r I have some saggestions for the-fioor beds. rible regulations placed on Drexel Players one of the dbims. Kelly Hall: Another problem I had PHEAA (for example, PHEAA P r e s e n t (1) someone should replace the (which is not Drexel-related) is will supply funds only for 4 fumitaie — at college room the fact PHEAA and PELL years). should look m«»e modem, (2) decided not to support me at all, David Brooks B a r e fo o t do your occupaois a favor and because I’ll be in my 5th year at Computer Science

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Wofking with the Office mal graduate student who does University and will serve as a school and club volleyball sion and some coDcem and hope­ of the Provost, the teaching, graduate or research voUeyball assistant in the 1992 coaching experience which fully, in the not-too-disUnt Administrative Systems Group assistant work takes nine credits season, Drexel’s D irector of most recently involved a head future, that can get squared away of the Office of Computing a term and is considered a full­ W omen’s A thletics Barbara coaching stint with the Quaker with student [degree] tracking.’' Services, and information from time student. However, in the Kilgour announced today. City Volleyball Club in West The Office of Student the deans and advisors of the M/B Program, students could Temple will assist newly- Information and Records various Drexel colleges, Kma potentially take 15 graduate appointed Head Coach Ginny Chester. PA. Her 18-and-under presently only provides one GPA said that OSIR hopes to have credits every term during their Alexander with all aspects of traveling team captured a first and one list of courses taken for software-based degree tracking senior year. There’s no time [for Drexel’s Division 1 volleyball place in the competitive divi­ any one student’s careo-. Tlie on- functions programmed into the M/B students] to perform these program, including on-floor sion of the East Coast campus IBM mainframe system campus mainframe in one to two duties.” instruction, recruiting and ChanqMcnships and participated that OSIR uses for student years. Zheng also said that he was scouting. in the AAU National records does not totally differen­ To rectify the potentially dan­ told by the Office of Financial A 1990 graduate of the Toummmit in Chicago, IL. tiate between one student’s gerous financial situation pre­ aid that there are “no free schol­ University of Wisconsin- “We arc very excited to wel­ undergraduate and graduate sented by these quirks in the pro­ arships for graduate studies" at Madison with a bachelor’s of come Susan to the Drexel staff," course work because it does not gram, Fromm suggested that Drexel. business administration degree, Alexander said. “She is both yet have degree tr»dcing capabil­ M/B students do what many Student suggestions for Temple was a four-year sdiolar- knowledgeable and skilleo, has ities. Degree tracking, according other students to help pay their improving the M/B Program ship player and a starting setter a tremendous reputation as a to Dr. Fromm and Janice Knia, way through. immediately, before the develop­ under Head Volleyball Coach conqwtitor and brings an infec­ associate director for qxrations, “It’s conceivable that [an ment of computerized degree Steve Lowe. A four-time Big tious love for the game. She will would provide the University M/B) student could be a teadiing tracking in OSIR, include Ten Conference scholar-athlete play a role in continuing the and its students with two sq>a- assistant; that’s a possible way of increasing the minimum GPA selection, she was a GTE winning tradition of Drexel rate lisu of courses taken, lists of getting support,” Fromm said. for acceptance into the program CoSlDA Academic All- VcJIeybdL” degree requirements and GPAs He also suggested becoming a from 3.0 to 3.4 or 3.5 and, recog­ American pick in 1989. She led The daughter of Bob and for a student’s undergraduate research assistant under a profes­ nizing the potential of such stu­ her 1989 team to a first place Sharon Temple. Susan, 23, is a and graduate work. sor. dents, providing lAarge discount finish at the Women’s 1986 graduate of San Clemente In a telephone interview on However, some M/B students — on the order of 50 percent — Invitational Volleyball High School. She is currently August 19, Kma said that the say that the options supplied in on tuition for graduate courses Championships (now the employed as an accountant with only type of degree tracking the guidelines and by Dr. Fromm taken under the aegis of the pro­ National Invitational Volleyball the DnPont Company and presendy available is peifomwd are not sufficient gram. Championships) while a senior resides in Wilmington, DE. team captain and was awarded

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Two Four Bedroom House. 509 N. 35lh St. al $350 per month+gas and electric Heat 37th APowelton- Large One bedroom ads of that type in this week's garage spaces available & 75.00 each > Spring Oarden. Inexpeiuive gas heat, fin­ included. Available 9/1. call 387-6793 Apt. Third floor $440 per month +gas can 3 i6 -6 n V 3 6 /______and electric . Heat included. Available newspaper. ished wood floors, security bars, two /36/______3401 Spring Garden- 5 bedrooms 2 bath­ ceramic baths, contemporary, icitchen, 35 th and Hamilton- Large one bedroom now, call 387-6793 /36/______Apartments rooms. Five spacious bedrooms, two spa­ washer & dryer, yard + basement. apt. third floor $460 per month+ elect and Apts, for September. Sun-filled (8-10 Sublets cious bathrooms, huge Victorian living Available now. $1100.- Call gas. Heat included. Available 9/1. call windows), one and 2 bdrm apts.- Roommates rooni^ fire place. New low operating cost 386-6722-/37/______387-6793 /36/______Renovaled, close to Campus (33rd Street). F or Sale gas hpat, W/D in basement. $1295.00-f • 3811 Baring St. Four bedroom 2 baths, 37th and Powelton- Large three bedroom Large LR with bay windows + den, 386-6722/36/______BDRM with loft. Separate kit. Heat W anted Bi-Level. Renovated. New plumbing, apt $800+ electricity. Heat included, 500 N 34th- 3 bedroom Bi-level - very new electric. Large rooms, Dishwasher, washer/dryer. Available 9/1. call 387- included. Owner (Drexel faculty) man­ Services large bedrooms, large living room, fire w/d. S1050-.- 729-4644./36/______aged bidg. Sorry, non-smokers only. 6793 for info.______Please contact Dr. Weiner. 386-5079736/ Help Wanted place, private patio & garden. W/D, huge 434 N. 34th St. Renovated 2 bedroom 1 bedroom Apartment- includes heat Lost & Found closets, new high efficiency low cost gas Large modem kitchen, large living room, and hot water $450 call 527-7809 /36/ Powelton Village. Baring St. 3700 Blk. heat-$985.00-»> 386-6722 /36/______Spacious 2 Rm & Balh + Mod. Kit area. Announcements private basement with washer + Dryer. 434 N 34th St. Studio. Separate eal in 3719 Spring Garden- 2 bedroom second Interior security bars. $825-includes heat. Charming at $395/mo. Hot H20 incl. + Personals kitchen. Full sized appliances d/w knotty Gas & Elect. Avail 7/1/92 Call for other floor - secure. New high efficiency ga.^ 729-4644./36Z______pine floors mini blinds inc. New tile bath, Spam! heat, Large modem eat-in Icitchen, Quiet selections. CLAUDE BONI R/E Six Bedroom Apartment 432 N. 34th w/d avail. Available now $395 inc heat. 473-5900./36/______block, W/D in basement. $550.00+ call St. Inexpensive gas heal, carpeted, mod­ 386-6722 /36/______386-6722 /36/______ern Ititchen and baths, interior security On campus : 3318 Arch St- 1 bedroom, Placing Classifieds 6 bedroom 4232n34 inexpensive gas sunny large, secure, intercom, w/d 3811 Baring- 4 bedroom Bi- level, large bars, washer + dryer. Available Sept. heat, carpetedd, modern kitchen. 2 bihs in modern kitchen, spacious bedrooms, one S1525-l-Call 386-6722./36Z______facililes. $595 includes heal and hot The deadline for placing a clas­ sec bars w/d $ 1490 386-6722/38/______water. Call 222-2625. Available sified ad is 5:00 p.m. on the bath on each level, knotty pine floors, 3406 Spring Garden St. one bedroom small, sturdy, direct access to W/D in apartment. Large rooms, eal in kitchen, 3622 Baring 3 bedroom in owners quiet September 1st.______Tuesday before the Friday you basement, pre-wired for phones. $985+ carpels, washer + dryer. Inexpensive gas Victorian home heat inc sec bars w/d 34th an d Hamilton- EcellenI location wish your ad to appear. 386-6722 /36/______heat. Second noor, secure. S463+ Avail. $990 386-6722/38/______two 2-bedroom apts ($720 ea) and one Forms must be completed in 434 N. 34th* 2 bedroom- Huge living Sept. Call 386-6722./36/______Drexel University - Near Dorms - 3200 Ibedroom Apl($520) available full, otherwise no guarantees will room, large eat in kitchen, lots of oak cab­ Truly grand, we mean HUGE apart­ Block Summer St. Renovated 6 bedroom September 1.1992. all very spacious and house, Gas heat, modern kitchen, w/d. recently renovated. Call 668-1012 for be made. Writing should be legi­ inets, D/W, yard, interior security bars. ments. bi-level & tri-level 3. 4. & 3 bed­ New tile bath, private basement. $785.00 rooms with 2 + 3 bathrooms. Gardens Available 9/1/92 $1400/mo. + utils. Call informalion./36/______ble. includes gas heat. 386-6722 /36/______party roof decks, in house laundry, from 887-3045./36/ ______1 large bedroom In two bedroom apt. If there are no copies of the 434 N. 34th- 3 bedroom- 8x16 bed­ $855 - 1350. Call Millet Enterprises at Drexel University - 33rd &. Powelton Ideal for two females al $230 each call classified form available (this hap­ rooms, knotty pine Floors, tile bath, large 222-1207______Ave. vicinity. 2 renovated houses, 2 386-4961. Closest to campus, gym and 7- pens occasionally), write your ad eat-in kitchen with quarry, tile floor. 3rd bdrm, gas ht, patio. Nice, quiet block. II. 65 N34 th on top of Subway. Avail Two bedroom Apt. 34th & Powelton. Available immediately and 9/1/92. on a full sheet of paper, and floor-secure, W/D facilities available. Kitchen, bath, good security, cable ready. Sept. m i______$835.00 includes gas heot. 386-6722 /36/ 675/mo.+ Call 887-3045./36/______include your name, organization, $675/mo.. utilities included. 473-8851 65 N34th St one large bedroom for two 513 N 38th- 3 bedroom Bi-level. New tile /36/______3 Br House near 32nd and Powelton females avail SepI for $500 or 250 each. phone number, and student num­ bath, spacious bedrooms, finished oak 3 bedroom House West Powelton $950 new listing. Yard+basement ideal location. Call 386-49611361______ber if you are a Drexel student or floors, modem galley kitchen. New roof recenUv renovated. $575<- 964-18861361 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 /36/______3218 Powellon Av. Sunny renevaled 1&2 your name, organization, address, deck, low cost gas hot air heat. $650.00+ 3 bedroom house behind Village Pizza bedrooms Spiral staircases, pot belly 386-6722 /36/______34Ui and Baring- One very spacious two and phone number if you are not a bedroom apartment. Must see. 2 one bed­ on 3200 Pearl St New listing exclusive to stoves & working fireplaces, exposed Drexel student. Always make note 3200 Hamilton- 2 bedroom Knotty pine . room apaitments lovely renovation. Wall Franklin Rentals low 900's Choose brick walls and lrackIighting...August A floors, large modem kitchen with quarry between Pearl or Baring street. Franklin Sept occupancies available. Leave mes- of the date the ad was placed, to wall carpet in all. Excellent security, tile floor. D/W, oak cabinets, built-in beautiful well maintained building, wash- Rentals /47/______sages 887-4566136+1______which section you wish the ad book shelves. Center City view, free W/D er/diyer. Heal included. Garages avail­ 4 and 6 bedroom house 34xx lancaster- Powelton Village- 33rd and Baring St. placed in. Be sure to sign your in basement. $815.00 includes heat. 2 able. Available September 1. call 947- ave (near 7-11} reduced to $1250. Great Spacious studio apartment. Quiet, secure name. garage spaces available 9 75.00 each. 9380/36/______;______location, close to campus Franklin and convienem location. $325/plus utili­ 386-6722 736/______In Person Crlap New renovation- Free monUi 6 br RentaU /47/______ties. Claude Boni Real Estate 473- Our office is 3010 MacAlister 3S11 Baring- 2 Bedroom. Interior securi­ . 2 bath w/w carpet , d/w, g/d, washer, Drexel University 33rd & Powelton 5900./36/______ty bars, new windows, large private gar­ dryer roof deck. Backyard, gas heat, mini vicinity, renovated 3 bedroom house for Drexel Studenlsl Would you like a trou­ Hall. den, quality eat-in kitchen, oak cabiiMU, blinds, 33th and Spring Oarden, Available .4-5 people , gas heat, nice block. ble-free. modem apt? We have some of Mall quarry tile ^oor, D/W pre wired for Auaust 15lh $1230» 928-9845/36/ Available 9/1 $875/mo. +utiU, call 887- Powelton Village's very best apaitments: The Triangle phones direct access to W/D High effi>- 3045 /36/______must see: 1,2,4&5 bedroom available ciency gas heat. $715.00+ 386-6722/36/ 340< Spring Garden- Two bedroom, car­ Attn: Classifieds Manager peted interior, security bars, living room, Powelton & 32nd 2 bedroom aprtments August 31, 1992. Call Millelt Enterprises 3212 Hamilton- Efficiencies, one and inexpensive gas heat, large yard, (dog drasticly reduced to $725 newer rehab. at 222-1207.______32nd & Chestnut Streets two bedrooms from 299/mo. up. Heat ,gas Philadelphia, PA 19104 w/add deposit) w/d Pullman kitchen Avail These units have it all, price, location and Baixain 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apt with and hot water included. All apartments 9-1 $5101- call 386-6722 /36/______class. Franklin Rentals 382-7368 /47/ laundry and yard -$550+ per month, Fax have walk in closets, lots of windows TJnivenity aty- Powelton; Bright large, 33rd Street. 2-bedroom BiLevel newer available now! 25% discaount for August The Triangle Fax number is (215) walking disUnce from school. 349-9429 /36/______secure 2 bedroom bi-level apartment with rehab, great space, unbelievable price on year lease beginning August 31. 895-5935. If it is a paid ad, a copy oak in-laid tloors. W/D and rec. room in this new listing at $495. Franklin Rentals l& l bedroom Luxury apartments walk­ Seven Bedroom House. 3408 Spring basement $750/ mo. Adjoining unit 382-RENT./36 /______of the check or money order Garden St. One off street parking space, ing distance lo Drexel, washer/dryer, rear should be faxed and the original available with large room and lavatory. 33rd Street, 1-bedroom newer rehab, garden, securuty system, intercom all should be mailed or dropped off in great space, unbelievable price on this modem and clean $450 lo 350+ call 222- new listing under $380. Franklin Rentals 2370 1361______person. 382-RENT./36/______34 & Race Fantastic 1&2 Bedroom aprt­ 4 bedroom in newer rehab unit all ments in attractively rehabed historic Costs Limits amenites including parking 31&Baring building with all ammenities. From $600 /Hamilton $1650 value for $1500 to $800 Franklin Rentals 382-7368 /47/ DREXEL ADVERTISERS Franklin Rentals 382-7368 /47/______Six bedroom 3 bath lownouse. Large Cost: FREE. Exceptions: normal Baring & 34th 1 bedroom apartment in living room with wood stove weal in ad rates apply for personal busi­ magnificant historic properly in the heart kitchen tile counters d/w with disposer, nesses and apartments. of Powehon Village. Franklin Rentals laundry machines,big kitchen, living Limits: 2 classified ads per person 382-7368 has new listing sinunilar to room, pool table, 3 fridges, newly reno­ this/47/______vated. Available SepI. 1 $900/month + per issue, with a 40 word maxi­ 3405 Baring Spacious two bedroom two utilities. Call Mark al 695-9191./38/ mum for each. Personals have a 25 bath, kitchen, living room, Excellent 37th and Powellon Large three bedroom word maximum. Ads will be edit­ security. $650 including utilities. Call apt $800+ elecricity. Heat included, wash­ ed for length. 386-6007 evening and weekends, 747- er/dryer Available 9/1 call 387-6973 for 7700 days/36/______info. 136/______OUTSIDE ADVERTISERS 5 bedroom 2 bath house washer/dryer 35th and aamllton-Large one tiedroom garbage disposal, dishwasher porch, W/W apl. third mor $460 per month+ elec and Cost: (per week) $3.50 for the first carpets 2 blocks to campus newly reno­ gas. Heat included. Avail 9/1. call 387- 25 words and $.15 for each word vated Avail Sept. $1000/month call 463- 6793 1361______thereafter. Tear sheets are $.25 4885 /36/______37th and Powelton- One Bedroom studio extra. Ads Must be pre-paid. - ^e.atiLring - 1 and two Bedroom* in gorgeous peace- $350 per month+gas and electric. Heat Payment can be made by cash, included. Avail 9/1. call 387-6793/36/ money order, or check. • Qoigeous, secCudecC courtyarcC .imits: there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds. • ^asRer & CDryer in every apartment STUDY HARD. LIVE AT EASE •y^uCCequipped^contemporary ^tcfien Additional Info •CentraC^at & air If there is a charge for your PACK advertisement, full payment must •24 hour security guard be received before the ad can run. Multiple ads with duplicate •55 ^toor TCans to cftoosefrom TOWNE subjects will not be accepted unless they are paid for or submit­ •Studios, 1 & 2 SecCroom units ted on disk (MacWrite format). No classifieds will be accepted PLACE over the telephone. Ads may be cancelled or cor­ APARTMENTS rected by notifying the classifieds APARTMENTS staff in writing or by phone by the 5:00 p.m. Tuesday deadline. No 3500 Powelton Ave. refunds will be given for cancelled 568-2200 ads. 2200 Benjamin Rratiklin Parkway - just steps fix)m the Art Museum. Open MoncJay to Friday 9-6, Saturday 10-5 & Sunday 12-5. riUANGl.E C'LA.SSIFIEDS 24 hour door atiended/24 hour attended indoor garage Free outdoor paricing/New fitness center. Will provide bus transportation lo and from Paric Town Place and the University. All utiUties included. ASK ABOUT OUR

Apartments Apartments Roommates Roommates For Sale 37lh and Powdlon Laarge one bedroom ($220+)! Mega Space! 387-1573! The ac and deck. If interested call Maria at , help youl We have superb 4-S bdrm apts, 386^825 m / Apt. Third floor $440 per month+gu ind insane prefeited! /39/ 222-7218./41/______with several nice, responsible people Your One-Stop ZwebIS Shopping electric. Heal included. Available now Beaullhil One bedroom Apt for sublet. wlshini to share - call 386-4825 /36/ call 3S7-6793 /36/______Female roomale needed ASAP! Own Center—The ZweblO T-Shirts are here! Private backyard, entire flrst floor, quiet room in a great 2 br apt- free laundry, safe Not only will you be wearing a heavy- WouM you like • trouMe-Sree, modern building newly painted , 0/D, 32nd st area close lo campus at 432 N 34th st For Sale weighl 100% cotton t-shirt with the cool apt. with friendly responsible manage­ $450 a month avail Sept I call Brooke needed for at least Sept -April can move Zweblfl logo, but nobody except you will ment? We have some of Powellon 386-9362/38/______in this month! Rent is $215+ security and IMS Oiryaler Laser 4 eyl. Turbo, Auto know what the hell it means! Says "Never Village's very 1,2,4,AS bedroom avail­ Great Location- large bdrm available in util. If interested call Maty or Kalhy at Irans, maroon paint. 2 door hatch. R explain. Never apologize” under the able August 31,1992. call 222-1207 6 Bdrm 21/2 bath house next to 7-11 243-0109 anytime, if no answer leave a Defog. 100K+ milesbut runs smooth logo.Only ten bucks. Also available: The before we rent up the best.. 736/______Furnished, Kitchen, w/d heat vety cheap messa«e738/______Brand new inspection (8/93) $2600 call Bask, which has the complete ZweblO Why not have the best location In $190/mo. +utiHtiesCall 387-8172/38/ One Female Graduate Roomate needed (609) 770-0344 /45/______collection from Fall 1991 to Spring 1992. PoweltonT Mansion at 33rd & Baring - Apartments available September — 5 to share old Victorian home in Art muse­ I want you lo buy my Nintendo Only eight bucks. Slop by Tlie Triangle Two sunny apts. IBd A 4Bd with large bedroom house 9 $900/mo.+; 3 bedroom um area. Two adjacent rooms and ample Entertainment SyslemI I bought it a few for a shirt, or write to: The Zweblfl flower garden available to tennants. apartments t. bedroom areas. Modem bath, ceiling fans, share housing in university city area. two foe $15 not sold in any stores, sup­ leave a mesage on machine). /36I_____ Oose to campus 5/6 bedrooms w/d. Free hardwood floors. 17 min. walk to cam­ Graduate or International students pre­ plies are limited! Call Glenn « 387-6422 parking. Aprox $225/person 387-4137 pus. Qose to transportation and groceries. ferred. Please call Mohit at 222-0387 or Computer Wanted—Macintosh comput­ 590-8992. /37/______to order yours today. /38/______er and peripherals wanted. Any model /36/______;______Avail Sept 1. $550+utilities. Call 284- For Sale- Mac SB with Hard drive for and any condition. High price and imme­ 32nd and Baring 3 and 4 bedroom 4838.______Male and Female roomates — needed lo information call Isa 243-0206/37/______diate cash offered. Call Joe at (609) 273- share large apartment Each one will have aptmts. wonderful view of city and muse­ Humongous 4-5 Bdrms- 3 baths each, Mac SE For $700 and Imagewriterll for 1357 anytime. /44/______um. newly renovated. Laundry. Free each with gardens, roof decks, lots more - own room - for Sept 1st. Any interested patties call 387-3051 or 222-1962 any- $150 OBO call Drew a 698-0452 /37/ Mach 77 Bodyboard by Morey Boogie. Parking. $280/person. Includes Heat. 387- 4 bdrm @ $1295, 5 bdrm @ $1175. Call Mint condition. $45. Please call Eric 4137 /36/______386-4825./36/______time.______i disc Cd Player- mint Condition- Female Roomale Needed — to share Pioneer PD-M500 $230 if interested ,call 662-1587. /37/______Large one bedroom and large three bed­ 2 Bdrms- Terrific 2 Bdrm, just discount­ Looking for a bed for an apartment? room apartments. Rent on Drexel’s cam- ed to $545, now only. Must see! One has large bedroom in 3 story townhouse puscall 215-673-8911/36/______2 bathrooms and is perfect for three stu- WD/DW/GD/Backyard, 2 1/2 baths, etc. dents. Call 386-4825736/ $195 pec monlh + utUities. Available Sept Studio, 2 rooms+bath, 38xx block 1st For mOre information call Marla or "Why not rent an apartment you can Baring St Powelton Village, clean,nice, Leslie at 382-3231.______secure apt,available Sept 1 only $275 Sublets invtte your parents to vtsttc owner pav heat, hw. call 727-6488/36+/ Female Roomale Needed — to find an Female Roomale (a) 1 or 2 bedrm start apartment with for Sept. I currently don't N ew Building 2 bedroom only $395, 3800 block in Sept close lo campus Non Smoker pref- have an apartment. Prefer to live with a 2 persons - large 1 b/r $325 each Hamilton, Powelton Village, lots of ered Contact Kalhv ® 628-9371 /36/ graduate student or senior. Please call space, entire 3rd floor. Quiet building, Beth at 609-522-5945.______2 persons - large 2 b/r $450 each available Septlst. $395 + Call 727- 4 persons - large 2 b/r 6488/36+/______R o o m a tes Great Location next to 7>I1 — 2 roo­ $225 each mates.needed to share large bedroom in 6 3 persons - large 3 b/r $415 each Studio, Large 2 rooms and balh. Sunny. Looking for male or female roomate to bedroom, 2 1/2 bath house. Fumished Renovated, exposed brick, track lighting, share Spacious 3 bedroom 2 bathroom kitchen w/d, heat , cable. Cheap! 4 persons - large 3 b/r $350 each/room modem Kitchen, bath,available Septl. Apt will have own room, w/d gd, ca, $190/mo+ uUlities. Call 387-8172. Leave $225 each - shar b/r Only 315 + call 727-6488/36+/______large deck very secure Located at 3643 message.______Lancaster call 387-8309 after 6 p.m. or Dexel Univeratly -Near Dorms- 3200 Desperately In Need of— a studio apart­ Every Apartment H as,,, Block Summer St Renovated 6 bedroom 351-3575 before ask for Lvnne/36/ ment or to be a roomate. Male senior W/W Carpet Central Air house. Gas heat, modern kitchen, w/d. Female roomale needed to share large engineering student. Non-smoker, very Available 9/1/92 $1400/mo.+ utils. Call newly renovated six bedroom apartment responsible and neat. Call Sean at 243- Gas Heat Washer Dryer 887-3045/40/______at 35th and Spring Garden. Will have own 0426.______Dishwasher Garbage Disposal Drexel University - 33rd and Powelton room. Only $200 a monlh+ utilites w/d. Looking for good roommates? We'll Ave vicinity. 2 renovated house, 2 bedrm, O utdoor decks Bruilding is Sprinklered gas ht, patio. Nice quiet block. Available immediately and 9/1/92, $675/mo. Call 3 6 th & S pring Garden We show apartments days, nights and weekends by appointment only 887-3045 /40/______664-3949 - 9 to 4 daily or leave a message APARTMENT 520-1599 - nites and weekends 667-7667 - nites and weekends Drexel University- 33rd & Powelton Large - Modern vicinity. Renovated 3bedrm house for 4 to IBR, W /W C arpet 5 people. Gas heat, Nice block. Available Secure Apts 9/1 $875/mo+utils Call 887-3045 /47/ Studio from $295 A /C , Security Don’t know where to live thla fall - 32nd and Powelton 6 bedroom house with 1 Br from $380 R ent starH ng a t $375 HISTORIC POWELTON VILLAGE attic and basement, 3 bathrooms. Several bedrooms open. If you eant to have your Heat Included best terms at Drexel call 386-8374._____ NEW AG E REALTY A p a r t m e n t s availavblb Available SepI 1! Killer deall huge Call 322-6041 3301 Pow elton Ave. rooms in 6 bedrm house) washer/dryer! 2 JUST MimiTES FROM CAMPUS!!! kitchens! 3 bathsi backyard! sundeck! 3 8 7 - 1 0 0 2 Nintendo! Drexel security on premesis! D i v v e r M a n a g e m e n t Fairluy close (36th and Hamilton) Cheap B e a u t if u l a pa r tm en t s in g r a c io u s , r e s t o r e d Vic ­

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C______tion. good price, call David at (609) 823- cassette, air conditioning. Graduated, Bullwiakle — Don't make me laugh. I I5«9 and leave a meMaae. 1371______more infomtion caU »9S-I973736«/ must sell. $1500 OBO. Call 387-3430. on WKDU *1.7 FM. -Die only show wilh real Nuul You'll hear everyihinng from have to pee. Rocky (in more ways than Soiofin w/butterfly and leg attachmenL For Sale Al an economical price: Chain, Please leave message.______Table, Television, cabinet. bedframe.suii- Techno to the spontaneous combustion of onel)______t900OBO. 222-6791 ./4(V______Pioaeer 6 CD Changer- mint condition, a wombat. dries. Call Mohit at (2IS) 222-0317 pr niist sell - $225 - Call 8 386-4825736/ ------Fuzzy Yummy Tummy — Thanks for a Microwave for Sale. Oreat condition. 590-8992736/______The Psychoward with Zed and Hairball wonderful weekend. Despite what others Be»t Offer Ukea it. Call 222-8429.1441 think. I had a great time. I am looking for­ Ab cxcdlcBt coMlltiaB original with four chairs. S60 or best olTer. CaU Wanted midnight! Philly*s best metal, free stuff ward to this weekend. I guanatee you a milej, 2dr, hardtop, ruiu well but needs Luke at 387-6070 or leave a messane. Looking for a Microwave — Please call (CD’s and tickets), big name interviews fantastic time. This is your last personal «ome body work. $500, call Matt 763- m . l f or leave message.______and Mountain Dew. Trv it really. 739/ because I am outta here! I'll love you 5805. 738/______ImageWritcr II for aale — Perfect c«»l- .11 always and forever. Hot Butted.______dition. S199 or best offer. Call 3S2-3307 Needed — Some one who enjoys volley­ Brain damage, Psychotic and just plain Big Sofa Bed perfect for paity'i and all and asfc for Hanfc- ball to take stats for the women's volley­ stupid. Wke up Screaming with Monster LCB — One year. 365 days. 8760 hours. activitie<-in great condition-Best offer Man and Faz every Tuesday 6 a.m. to 525,600 minutes, and 31.536.000 sec­ Mac Powerfaook IM — New. still in car­ ball team. If interested, contact Ginny call before it's gone, 222-8429 leave mes- Alexander, the women's head coach at the Noon, Impaited nightmares &otic Visions onds. It still ain't enough. Here's to many «a»e. /38/______ton. Includes 40mb hard drive. 4 meg — with the stupid extension on WKDU more. Happy first Love. E.______RAM. floppy dlrve. SI200 or best offer. fiSS:______91.7 FM.______Top quality declrlc typewriter for >ale. Call Ed at 423-4184. Leave messaae. Beware the whaling hook? Fair price negotiable. PIea« call David at Pain & Diaclplinc every lliursday 9 a.m. Hey Karen — Will be looking for you on (609) 823-1589 and leave a me»»aiie. 1311 Excdlent Sale! — Single bed (frame and Services to Noon on WKDU 91.7 FM. 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Needs minor repair but runs Learn New LanguagesI Meet new tal group here at Drexel, Meetings every unhip co-workers how you got a black 70.000. but in excellent condition, asking fnends. We will match you with a student Wednesday at 6:30 p.m. in room 4014 fme vertically. $75. call Jason 662-1179. S3700. Men's 10 speed Schwinn bike, eye and a swollen nose? Thanks for let­ 1311______from France, Germany, Italy.Peru , Mac Alister. new members welcome. ting me get on your and Brian's shoulders newly tuned up. great city bike, asking Panama. Japan. China. Korea, or Phototron II for sale. Don't pay those S95. Mac SE with 20 meg hard disk, per­ The Malh and Computer Science so I could drool over Chris Cornell. Till outrageous summer prices! Grow your fect condtion, asking S700. Call Brace al Thailand. Meet for conversation, friend- Society (MCSS) meets Wedsnesdays next year's Lollapalooza Fest. you own! Best offer call 662-1179. /38/ 947-2507.______ship,or language tutoring. Call EIC at from Noon to 1:30 p.m. in B>7 Korman. bastidM Anita J.______895-2022 ask for Edward 1361______All majors are welcome! Apple Personal LaserWriter w/cable. Deal — Chevy CitaUon ‘81. Runs weU. Adam — You missed a great show. tuner, multipurpose tray, paper fedder and An old car but good for this city. S300 or The Math and Computer Science Maybe next year. Hype! Anita P.S. What 250 sheet letter cassette. Call Mike at best offer. Leave message if not in 925- Help Wanted Society is going to be creating a DU do you think of my Lollapalooza Bruza? 447-173^/37/______3409.______Student Congress, needs work study for “Beat the Shaft “ role Playing game Jack — You were right, you would have Do You Drink Water? Do You Hate Vacuum clcaaer — dining table, and 2 Fall,Winter, and Spring terms. Work beginning this summer anyone interested been too yuppie for the show. Steve and I chairs, cheap, cheap. 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It has never been following methods: icepick, whaling SHORTTERM LEASES dent organization to build a BBQ at hook, screwdriver, a plumet from great Buckley Green. Congress will pay for known to fail.) Publication must be promised . Thank you St. Jude for height, or free weight? Do I sense a trend answering mv prayer. C.O.W. here? Just wondering. Anita. P.S. That C a r ria g e L ane T o w n h o u se s wasn’t a real puppy they threw out the Triangle What Is a Zen for Primate? Find out window, was it?______3 Brm w/ G arage or 4 Brm Monday, August 24 at 10:30 a.ra Francie Trout interviews the band without a rythm Jennifer!-You don't know how nice it section..Zen for Primates on 91.7 WKDU. feels to finally write a personal that's Fireplace, Roof Deck, Security System i-IHLPMAKB longer than 25 words. I just wanted to say Wanted — Students to help create a G arages, All A m enities, Avail Septem ber Thanks' for a very, very interesting and EVENBEITER.,. 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T flniet I^Let'voX xitJLo**. AIN^ilX ir^Tot: OSes August 20 to September 3,1992 I A X X Ci::oxacaLA tJ.oxxes<3i. Tbtirsdav 20 H Friday 111Saturday S u n d a y Ditxel Playcn: Neil Simon’s • Cambodian Assodation Meeting: • Concert: Some up-and-coming • I was reafly rushed for time this • Slwicnt Congress Meeting: Bar^oot in A e Part in Ihe Muidell MacAlister 2020,6-7pm. blues artists will be at the Beach week, so all the blank spaces in this MacAlister 4014-4016, 7-lOpm. Theater, August 20-22, 8pm curtain. • Comedy PerfonnuKe: “Mr. Rub­ Qub, Pier 42 on Delaware Ave. (or week's Dalefaook aren't your fault. Tickets are $3 for Drexel students, ber Man” Teny Gillespie, Dave is Columbus Blvd.7), from Ipm to Doa’lfedbad. $S for general admission. For more Drabik, and WMMR's Pat Godwin 6pm for another Philadelphia Music information, call 895-ARTS. will perform at the King of Pnusia Alliance Summer Showcase. The Comedy Cabaret, downstairs at lineup includes Gary Codgell A Sportsters, 980 Dekalb Pike, tonight Hambone Sweets, Little Red Roos­ and tomorrow. Admission is $10. ter, Clarence Spady Sc Ihe 12-Bar Cntse Video lomge • Shawvtti: lOam. Tonight’s show starts at 9:45pm, and Blues Band, Mike Dugan &. the Creese Video Lounge • Showings: lOam, I pm, 4pm • SluJs Week _____ Saturday’s show begins at 8:30pm. Blues Mission, and Mr. Blue. Ad­ Jpm. 4pm • Coming of Age Week 30 4 303 mission is free. Markedfor Death Days (^Thunder 302 301 Big 300 TliurMav Saturday CAB Mecdi«: 7pm, 3034 Mac- • Drexel Anime Club Meeting: • Concert: Tonight and tomorrow at • Concert: Go lo Blazes, Boss Fuel Alister. Disque 108, 7-9pm. “AnimeT’ I say 7:30pm, Brace Springsteen will per­ and Jackals will play the Khyber Pass SAFAC Meeting: 7pm in the Stu­ “Japanimation.” It's Dirty Pair and form at a sold-out Spectrum for all Pub, 56 S. 2nd St., starting at lOpm. dent Congress office. Capital fund­ Star Blazers and Matthew Sweet’s you people who think Lucky Town A good unknown band now and then ing agenda. Meetings are tentatively “Girlfriend” video. That's all 1 need. and Human Touch are good . never hurt anybody. Call 440-9683 scheduled every other Tuesday dur­ * Play Opens: Gertrude Stein’s Pink Yeah, and you probably thought for ticket information. ing terms. To be placed on the agen­ Melon Joy premieres at the Philadel­ “Bom in the USA” was a patriotic da, contact Chris Grazioso at least phia Art Alliance, 251 S. 18th St., song, too. two days before the meeting you 7;30pm, Aug. 26-30 and Sept. 2-6. want to attend. Call ext. 2577 for Tickets are $10, J7 for students and more information. members. Call 5-^5-4302 for infor­ mation. City Slickers 299 Coming lo America \ My Girl 297 Soapdish 296 295 Monday Wedne.sday * Student Congress Meeting: • Art Ediibit Opens; “Empowering MacAlister 40I4-40I6, 7-lOpm. the Viewer; Art, Politics and Com­ munity" opens at Temple Univers­ ity’s Tyler School of Art, Beech & Penrose Aves., and runs through Oct. 2. Too much stuff lo list here, it looks that good. For more informa- Uon, please call 782-2776.

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Can you dig it? Get free Q: Are we not KLF? stuff for Pet Sematary 21 A: No, we are FLA! F r o n t L i n e A s s e m b l y , kings of the European hardcore techno dance scene, are touring b e h in d their latest ______^ ^ — LP, Tactical Neural Implant. They also have a little side project called Intermix. They'll be at the Trocadero for an all-ages show on September 4. Tickets are $10 in advance. For tickets and information, call Ticketmaster at 336-2000 or the Troc directly at 923-ROCK.

Pet Sematary 2, starring Edw ard Furlong o f Terminator 2 fam e, opens Friday, A ugust 28 at theaters nationw ide. W e got t-shirts, teaser and release posters and — c h e c k t h i s out — sets of trading cards to give aw ay. A nsw er this and choose your p r i z e : Name the town in which both Pet Sematary films take place. • The Triangle Atfgast ^1,1992 ‘Single White Female’ opens the door on a realistic fear Deb M onaghan she comforts her. It is because of The trouble begins when Sam in love to care and leaves the performance as Hedy. The part is C ontributing S taffer that comfort that Allison asks barges into the apartment to wait apartment with Sam. a difficult one and Leigh grabs it If you ask anyone what was Hedy to move in, perhaps for Allison. Sam complains she It is at this point that Hedy by the horns. She lets Hedy one of the scariest movies of the making the biggest mistake of never called him back or really snaps, and the apartment become part of herself and in past year, chances are they will her life. puppy has an doing so portrays a very say The Hand That Rocks The Allison and “accident.” convincing psychotic. You begin Cradle. It was made scary not by Hedy become What ensues to hate Hedy, but with Leigh’s gore, but by the reality of the fast friends. Alli­ after this is a cat performance, you can’t help but situation. People realized that son teaches Hedy and mouse feel sorry for her. This movie is such a thing could really happen. all about uptown game that keeps a far cry from her role as Stacy The hand that rocks the cradle New York, what you on the edge in Fast Times At Ridgmont High rules the house, and Rebecca £>e to wear and how of your seat. — although every time I do see Mornay did Just that. S ingle to act. There is a After Allison is Leigh in a role I think of Stacy. White Female (based on John touch of My Fair almost raped by The role of Allison is not a Lutz’s novel, SWF Seeks Same) Lady here as one of her commanding role, but Fonda is one of this year's scariest Hedy is trans­ clients, Hedy brings herself to new heights. If movies for the same reason. It formed from a takes her to the someone else had played the also make you leave the theater mousy girl to a hairdresser to role, there would be the risk of thinking, “Hey, this could woman. Hedy make her feel Leigh overshadowing them. This happen to me.” soon grows very better. Imagine role represents something Single White Female was dependent upon A l l i s o n ’ s different for Fonda, whose past produced and directed by Barbet Allison, much surprise when credits include Doc Hollywood Schroeder, who also directed like a baby upon Hedy chops her and Scandal. You can’t help but Reversal of Fortune. It is the a mother. Hedy hair and dyes it want to reach out to her as she third American movie for the starts acting like red, just like rips the sheets off her bed the European transplant, and he does a child, constant­ A llison's. day after Sam sleeps on them. a magnificant job. ly demanding A llison gets a Weber gives a good per­ The majority of the movie things, and little pissed off, formance as Sam, the sleazy, takes place in the apartment of throwing a fit and goes cheating boyfriend who tries to Allison Jones (Bridget Fonda). when things through Hedy’s mend bis ways. Unfortunately, Although the building is in poor don’t go her way. each other oul things while she his part is small; this is one shape now, it was probably once She wants Alli­ is in the shower, problem 1 had with the movie. very beautiful. The building in son all to herself, what she finds He was thrown in as a prop for which she lives, modeled after and she tries to Anally explains Allison, and his character was the Ansonia on upper Broadway, achieve this Single White Female Hedy’s behav­ not completely developed. Hedy has a somewhat ominous pre­ through a series Bridget Fonda, Jennifer Jason ior. With about a does take care of him, in more sence, reminiscent of R o se ­ of lies, games Leigh, Steven Weber half hour left, ways than one. This and some other scenes left some theater­ mary's Baby. and manipula­ DirectedbyBaiet Schroeder Hedy finds out Allison breaks up with her tions. She Columbia Pictures that Allison goers a little nauseous and boyfriend Sam (Steven Weber of intercepts calls Rated R knows her se­ perhaps somewhat freaked-ouL television’s Wings), and to avoid and letters from cret, and pursues Despite its few flaws. Single living alone looks for a room­ Sam, leaving Allison to believe responded to his letters. Allison her, ending with a final battle in White Female is a good movie. mate. When a girl named Hedy he does not want her back. This tells him she never got them; the basement of the apartment Don’t go see it if you’re easily (Jennifer Jason Leigh) finds way Allison would never leave warning bells should be going building. freaked and are looking for a Allison crying in the apartment her. off now, but Allison is too much Leigh gives an excellent roomate. Rollins rocks the Troc Ernie Sparks nated as be took control and de­ Classifieds Manager livered his message of music. The simply Rollins played a good deal of lived up to expectations. Yes, new stuff from the band’s came to the Troc current . The E nd o f for his “End of Silence” summer Silen ce, including great per- tour, where he proved once again fonnances of “Another Life” and that Silence Sucks. The Rollins “Just Like You.” They also Band split the bill with dusted off some older material Corrosion of Conformity, who from the days when the Rollins also rocked, but the true man of Band was being produced by Ian the hour (or two-and-a-half McKaye of Minor Threat. The hours, in Uiis case) was Rollins. band played for a little mote than The Rollins Band is the two-and-a-half hours and never creation of Henry Rollins, seemed to let up. Finding the former lead vocalist for the mosh pit for this concert was no hardcore gods in Black Flag, problem: no matter where you who were known fw songs such were in the Troc, you were in the as “Slip It In” and "Family pit. Go nuts with August 25 a t the 23 East Man.” Rollins has changed from The Rollins Band is (com­ CRACKER his days with Black Flag and pletely barefoot) Rollins on lead Cabaret. Tickets for this 21-and-over show are still now has a much harder edge and vocals, on drums, more biting lyrics. Rollins has on guitar, Andrew available^ $7.50 in advance and $9 a t the door. Call much more control of what he Weiss on bass and Theo Van does in the band that bears his Rock, sound engineer. Ticketmaster at 336-2000 or the 23 East at 896-6426. name, even going so far as to Two more shows are planned 4S /?•/•«••« P§r Mlnut0 It a raaaona o( apaoa, wa cannot lal write his own bio for record fen- this weekend at City Gardens regular Ent«rtainm«nt axaet datas. typaa, or tWaa ol releases to eliminate any chance in Trenton. If you are a Rollins tMrt, a Ut( o( 45 musical^ ^impandir>9 ralaaaaa. Wa aota achadulad for , juit aupply tha acta. of false information. fan, I would highly suggest ralaasaa Artlata llstad In lha naxt f< JQVitalloa Along with his many albums, seeing him and experiencing the monlha, Rollins has a number of spoken- energy of the Rollins Band. wtaka or^ word albums and a variety of daya books that are collections of bis thoughts and experiences on tour. The Rollins Band took the stage around 9:00 p.m„ and the well-built and heavily tattooed leader began to completely destroy the room with the thunder o f his

LizamJtweh*- Mltd llhoul nolio*. r/i* Ilnt4 •tlh Tiltngit Uk« hava had ral«M« data* f up or baak alnea lha laai In wyMAPM Mbig. Any and al Mlaaaaa om tar your iwoito mIMiI .The Triangle • August 21,199.2 * 1 5 LOLLAPALOOZA I now love Pearl Jam! For a band that eagerly. Nice touch. through an ahnost two-hour-long set that An Exclusive Report sounds so lame on record, they were Yeah, I missed Ice Cube. I was in the got the entire crowd (which extended Steve,bdjANowsKi and Anita j. M ichel pretty incredible live. Pearl Jam put on an medical tent getting my nose checked for two-thirds of the way up (he mountain by LauAPAWozA M o sh P it S u rvivo rs energetic stage show, especially bassist breakage. Kudos to the EMT team taking that point) on their feet and jumping. The word “lollapalooza” has roughly Jeff Ahmet and singer Eddie Vedder who care of noses, fainters, and people whose New guitarist Arik Martin fit in well the same meaning as “humdinger” — that jumped and bounded all over the stage. arms went one way while their bodies with the Peppers’ heavy funk framework, is, something really huge and mind They performed about half of the songs went the other. and showed that he can jam as well as blowing. The Lollapalooza Festival, Perry from their debut album. Ten as well as anyone. Farrell’s yearly (hopefully) traveling Breath” from the Singles soundtfack M inistry The Peppers pulled most of their set circus of alternative music, politics (you must get this disc — it It took an unusually long time for the from their last two albums — Mother's and youth culture, is exactly that. rules! [Of course, I said that roadies to set the stage for Ministry, what Milk and Blood Sugar Sex Magic. They The Festival’s weeks ago.]). The band with five stacks of amps, Uiree projection also did some older tunes, including only area appear­ closed the set with an saeens, strobe lights, elk heads, and two “Yertle the Turtle” from Freaky Styley ance at Montage intense version of bizarre skeletal sculpture-like things. But and “Party On Your Pussy” from The Mountain Ski Re­ Neil Young’s it was worth it to witness the band’s Uplift Mofo Party Plan. “Stone Cold sort in Scranton last “Rockin’ In The blistering set of industrial/speed-metal Bush” and “Higher Ground” were espe­ Saturday drew le­ Free W orld” after madness. Ministry sound absolutely huge cially well received, the latter even spur­ gions of flannel rats, which Vedder live, and with four guitarists on stage ring some moshing in the rear of the headbangers, bohe­ jumped into the along with bass, drums and synths/ crowd. mians and boys and audience. Quite im­ samples, they damn well better. The band There is a definite difference between girls with “SubPop hair” pressive, I must say. turned their songs into very long throb­ moshing on level ground and moshing on from all over Pennsyl­ Many people came bing jams — in an hour and fifteen the side of a mountain — when you get vania, New Jersey, New specifically to see Pearl minutes they performed only six tunes. Al knocked down by a hard slam, you don’t Yoric and Connecticut Jam, and no one was dis­ Jourgensen and crew blasted through simply fall down, you fall down the The main draw was the appointed. Hell, they even “N.W.O.,” and “Hero” from their new mountain. By the middle of the Peppers’ musical line-up featuring seven of won me over! album Psalm 69 (or whatever the hell it’s set, a new sport had been created — alternative music’s hippest and best acts: called), “Stigmata,” “Thieves,”- Black “Bowling for Flannel Rats.” Strike! the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ministry, Ice The Jesus and Mary Chain Sabbath’s “Supemaut” and “So What” — Cube, Soundgarden, the Jesus and Mary The Jesus and Mary Chain played a the band’s “ballad.” Ministry’s show was Conclusion Chain, Pearl Jam and Lush. good set, but it seemed as though they also impressive, with some really dement­ So was it worth it? Was is worth $30, However, in addition to bands, the fair­ couldn’t care less. They didn’t talk at all ed projections and two oddly garbed port-a-potties, mud, woodchips, bruises way also proved to be fairly interesting. It between songs, nor did they thank the dancers snaking around like extras from and accpmpanying soreness? Was it featured a wide variety of international audience when they walked off stage at Madonna’s “Justify My Love” video. worth it to be among thousands and foods from places such as India, Greece, the end of their set. And their attempt at a thousands of your peers, united for one several African countries, Korea, as well light show in mid-afternoon only resulted The Red Hot Chili Peppers cause? as the basic burgers and dogs. “Smart- in an overstressed smoke machine. It was of course the Red Hot Chili Fuck yeah! drinks,” which are fruit juices doped with Actually, as a semi-J&MC fan, I Peppers who dominated the entire show. See you at Lollapalooza ‘93! amino acids, were available for those who thought the set was incredibly lame. I had Sure, they benefited from a full light And remember, the groove is an wanted a quick cyberbuzz. There were been expecting much more from these show (it was dark by then) and a huge almighty thang. temporary tattoo booths and body pierc­ guys, who, unlike Pearl Jam, are really psychedelic backdrop, but considering the Believe it or not, Steve and Anita ing available, although they wouldn’t great on record. Maybe they just couldn’t energy that they put into their perfor­ actually wrote this article together pierce “lips, septums, labia, eyelids, handle the open air environment. mance, those frills obviously weren't without injuring each other. Note: Anita penises, nipples, or saotums (!)”. On the needed. Lead by singer Anthony Kiedis put her unusually witty comments in political side, the College Democrats, Soundgarden and bassist , the Peppers pounded italics. Pro-Choice groups, NORML (the mari­ Soundgarden rule. They are g.ods. They juana legalization-group) and other kicked. Why they were given s'uch low Top Ten Phrases Overheard at Lollapalooza *92 groups set up booths and recruited billing is beyond me, ’cause their set was members. You could also register to vote. easily one of the day’s highlights. The fairway also featured the Stage 2000, The band pulled most of their set from 10. “Is that guy dead?” which featured local bands, political their latest album Badmotorfmger — six activists and the circus freakshow. If you of the disc’s twelve tunes. The moshers didn’t take the time to walk around went especially nuts for “Jesus Christ 9. “John pw , we fdundiyoui'lvaUet in the pit — please during the band breaks, you missed a big Pose” and “Outshined.” The set’s real come and claim it” part of what Lollapalooza was all about. highlight came when the band performed Although there were a few glitches Body Count’s “Cop Killer.” The pit went 8. ’'tu b e ’s c b il^ g ’^di^ n ex t -^'sW'annai'gdt som ething with the local promotion in the beginning, totally ballistic, and everyone on the everything eventually worked itself out. mountain joined in for the "fuck the po­ The selection of setting up on a mountain lice" chant at the end of the song. Singer was especially unique, since it allowed Chris Cornell and guitarist Kim Thayil 7. “Huh?” , e ' the people who wanted to mosh for 10 were both in rare form, CcHiiell giving the hours straight plenty of room to do so, ultimate emotional performance and and those who wanted to spread out on Thayil totally ripping on guitar. Thayil 6. “Whoa! Look out,for that shoe!” the mountain could also. The view was was still onstage coaxing feedback from great, even if you were stuck at the top of his instrument long after the others had 5. “No — tius bus |oes' to ihe airport.” the mountain. (Thankfully, we were near left. the base.) The Soundgarden pit was one o f the In case you couldn't make it to this most incredibly violent we had ever seen, 4. “So, where did you drive'in from?” year’s Festival (suckers), here’s a run­ and probably the most violent either of us down of the main musical performances. has ever been in, as judged by our “Hey — what are those iskeleton th^gs supposed injuries. At this point I'd like to thank 3. Lush Steve for maiming me. But, as he says, (f to b e ? ” Unfortunately, a vast miscalculation of my leg hadn’t been sprawled on the the number of shuttle busses needed to ground when I got knocked over, he 2. “ W ell, we re a lly |lb |i’t c a r | if^^ve m iss L ush.” take people from the parking lot to the wouldn’t had tripped over it and fell on M ont^e gate (which was corrected later my face. in the evening) resulted in several thou­ 1. “OOF!!” sand people missing the opening set by Ice Cube England’s Lush. Not that many seemed to The sun abnost came out as Ice Cube care, but from all reports it seemed as took the stage. The L.A. rapper faced a those that did see the band were im­ real challenge in trying to keep the 99.9% Kick it! Win 'Rapid Fire' Stuff! pressed. There was even an active mosh white suburban audience entertained. And pit in front of the stage, though that may even though a good deal of the crowd be attributed to “We’re at Lollapalooza! took his set as an opportunity to check out WMMIfi MIBSMini We’ll mosh to anything!" syndrome. the booths or to eat, it wasn't for lack of effort on Cube's part. He put on a loud Pearl Jam and angry performance. He did get an For a long time, I thought there was enthusiastic response from those who RAPID FIRE something wrong with me [Hey Steve, I stayed, espwially the raised fist ovation could havtntoki you ihat a long time ago.] from the pit. Cube rallied the entire — I didn't like Pearl Jam. Everyone else crowd: “I want the slam dancers to start liked Pearl Jam. Not me. I hated them. I slammin', I want the bead bangers to start Be prepared for the Augiist 21 premiere of Rapid Fire thought they were boring. I even trashed bangin’, and everybody else to get up and with t-shirts and posters. Answer this and one is yours: them in an especially nasty review. But start dancing!" He even did a cool lake on they became an underground sensation. I the overdone “who can shout louder" Rapid Fire star Brandon Lee is the son of what must be missing something, maybe I concert cUch£ by pitting the men against should see them live, I thought the women, both of whom responded legendary martial-arts movie star? Triangle August 2 1 , 1 9 9 2 -E ntertainm ent

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A scrapbook o f one entertainm ent w riter sojourn to Seattle and the P acific N orthw est Top 10 Reasons Why Seattle is Cooler than Philadelphia

Anita j . M ichel R om a ENTEKTAiNMEifr W h it e r

1. The End: 107.7 KNDD. All alternative music all the time. (And yes, it’s a commercial station!) Hard stuff in the middle of the afternoon with DJ Norman B’s “Radio Anarchy.” Local music spotlighted on Sunday nights with “The Young and the Restless.” Way, way cool t-shirts, DJs who know their shit, and an attitude that says “classic rock is six feet under, give this cutting edge music a try.” At their recent ’’End Fest,” they had the Beasde Boys, Sonic Youdi, Mudhoney, L7, Chailatans U.K., the Posies, and Toad the Wet Sprocket. It rained. Mud moshing!! This is one o f the small, grungy clubs down near the Puget Sound. It’s called the O.K. Cafe, and it’s all ages, 2. The laU-back “Slacker” attitude. Let’s face it, The 11th floor of the Terminal Sales Building (1932 all the time. They were written up in the Seattle Post- the northeastern part of the U.S.A. is hopelessly 1st Street) has brought the world Nirvana, Mudhoney, Intelligencer about being a place where much moshing tense and tight-assed. In the Pacific Northwest, Green River, Soundgarden, the Fluid, Screaming Trees, occurs in the pits. The O.K. doesn’t serve any alcohol, but people seem to be more relaxed, laid back and open Tad, Dickless, Beat Happening, Smashing Pumpkins, they do serve espresso and cappuccino. Their breakfast minded. Seattle is very pro-choice, andpro-“do your Reverend Horton Heat, L7, Afghan Whigs, Babes in burrito is to die for. Some of the bands playing the O.K. own thing.” No one seems to be in a hurry to get Toyland, the Walkabouts, and Love Battery. Yes, this is included Hammerbox, the Best Kissers in the World, Zip anywhere, and people do sit around coffeehouses SubPop Records world headquarters, in case you hadn’t Gun, M-99, Love Battery, Ed Hall, Model Citizen, and the and talk about unimportant stuff. figured it out by now. Oh, and in case you were Dead Milkmen. They also have an art gallery upstairs. wondering, they don’t have a statue o f Nirvana outside 3. A large percentile o f the guys are flannel ratz the door. wifh long hair.

^^But whereas the 4. The club scene. Between the Pioneer Square area, the University District, Pike’s Place, and other She^s dead, wrapped rest of the town?^^ area, there must be at least SO clubs that feature alternative music all the time: the O.K. Hotel, the in plastic. Colorbox, the Crocodile, RockCandy, Off Ramp, Central, the Fallout, the Paramount, Lox Stock and Bagel, Fiiehouse, the Vogue, Re-Bar, Hollywood Underground, Mad Dogs, Swan, Volcano, the Backstage, Oz, the Romper Room, the Emerald Diner Star Bar, the New World, Red Roof Pub, just to name a few. At the clubs in the Honeer Square area, on certain nights, you pay one “joint cover” of about $7, get stamped, and are able to hop between about 6 clubs on the one cover.

5. Local brews. Red Hook Ale was about the best Roslyn, WA, about^ sampled— it was an amber, bitter beer. The Roslyn 60 miles east of Seat-. brew was good, but ahnost tasted undcme because of tie is where they^ the film of yeast it left in your mouth. Ranier Beer is film the tele-, a large brewery in Seattle, and is becoming vision show. available across the country. N 0 r t h e r rr Exposure. The^ 6. The VnivertUy diMlriet, The University of producers picked a^ Washington in Seattle is one of the hippest good place to do it be-^ campuses I’ve seen. On University Avemie (aJca. cause Roslyn already'' “the Avenue”) th m ate at least three used records looks like a movie set."' stores, used bodcshops C(nq>lele with sleeping cats, Snoqualmie Falls is where David Lynch fihned Twin Since the show began, the tiny'' comic book stores, a microbiewery, the Bulldog Peaks. For a show that was canceled more than a year town (700 residents) of Roslyn^ News (a huge intemadooal newsstand), natural food ago, residents are milking the connection for all it’s has been overrun by tourists. shops, and all the other niceties a college campus worth. The Salish Lodge (aJc.a. The Great Northern) has a Everything you see on the show is'' sh o ^ h av e . gift shop full of Peafcr-related items. The Mar T Diner an actual part of Roslyn, including Roslyn’s Cafe (if you (aJc.a. the Double R) really pushed its pies, donuts, and look up close, you'll see that the “s” is cut out of cardboard 7. The Midemdki art betterfo r nOmbladiHg. coffee. The other restaurants in town advertise items such and stuck onto the building), the business district and the as the “Twin Peaks Burger.” It seemed as if there were at Brick Tavern. Of course, the radio station KBHR 57AM 8. Pike’s Place Market. A huge combination least 20 different types of Twin Peaks tees and coffee was created, as was Dr. Joel Fleischman's storefront. fanner’s moiket, as well as hundreds of other stores mugs available. Whereas the citizens of Roslyn seemed to Hie Brick Tavern has a very unusual feature, which will in a huge area down by the Sound. I would say it’s take their 15 minutes of fame in stride, Snoquahnie Falls probably not be shown on Northern Exposure any time like a huge mutation of the Reading Terminal wants to continue to stretch their 15 minutes, even though soon. At the bar, down on the floor by the foot rail, is a tile- M aitet and the Italian Market, but that wouldn’t do they ended a year ago. lined trough with running water. Yes, the Brick has a public Pike’s Place justice. access urinal at the bar. I guess this is for the guys who take their drinking real seriously. 9. The city itself. It’s clean, seems to be well run, Although they are getting many tourists, Roslyn residents and has a great view of the mountains. The air is 3 odd things about Seattle aren’t exploiting them too much. The two restaurants in clean, and the weather perfect. What more could 11. Their "regular" gas still has lead in it, town don't have cute menu items named after the characters you ask for? 12. They are addicted to espresso — even the 7-11 has a on the show. There is a local microbrewery, the Roslyn I professional espresso machine. Brewery, which is only open on Friday and Saturday nights. 10. When you land at the Sea-Tac International 13. There's a 20 minute limit on parking downtown. May the moose be with you! Airport, the first thing you smell isn’t raw sewage antf&ude oil. Text by A .j. Michel Photos by ajm & A Crazed Samoan Attorney