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Devdopmant of • B.S. d^ree » oommu- Blotter mcatkm at UTSA began at die itait of die 10-2g-91.5:00 a.in. to 11 2-91, 7:15 a.ni. MOMflCT. The project iestiO in ill initial (taget Olfenie: HwStmient Mid the degree will not be ofCned eailier dun Location: C3iiafaobn Hall. #115 die fall of 1993. Officer met with oomplainaiit regarding nu­ "That it our projected target dale, but it merous aniioying telqihone calls. couM go into the fall or spring ciit ontechnical writing, technical oral pro- tcntalion and "all the tediincal procettet in­ li-5-91,1:00 p.m. to 11-6-91,1:30 p.m. volved in putting togedier textual and vitual Offense: Theft maleriaU, including graphic productiont and Location: Qiithobn Hall Parking Lot detk-top pubUthing." Levitt taid. Texas license plate 824-5VH wat removed The teleoommimicationt managcmeiitcan- ftom car while parked in the lot. GMimated cenlralkMi will deal with the appUcationt of vdue, $5D0. electronk oonununicationi technology in pri­ vate and public organizaliont, tuch at oom- 11-6-91,2:30 p.m. to 3:00pjn. puler, voice and video netwoffci. OOenae: Theft The puUic relatioiit and advertiting con- Location: Engineering Building, Rooni cenlraiion will focnt on a oomtnnation of tech­ 1.00.24. nical communicationt and telecommunica- Pliyticiwl PUmt personnel repeated the thelt of tiont. piqfdcd plant property. Estimated value, Although the general apaecti concentration $55.00. will primarily be geared toward peeparalkMi of high tchool speech tpachert, ^pvitt said, "It Dr. saaaa Lidtt handa ttia dawlopmant of tha maaaeomnMinloatlonadrcukim. 11-7-91,1:29 ajn. win have Ihe flexibility to ooncenlrale in a O0aMt: Theft IiiOCation: Qiithobn Hall, second level general area of communications." Levitt said that the program wiU integrate graduates. A witness reported diat a white tesia iMd According toLevitt , who holdt a Ph J), in bask communications principles and theoiiet "Therefore, I aee it at a program really brdcendiegliiMondieftrepani^andtllMlia oommunicatioiit fromth e Univertity of Ohio, wilfa "the kind of cutting edge communica- benefitting the ttudenlt, at wdl at the city and fire nil|a|Tiiihni into room 235. CcMnbiaed the program win be unique from what the other lioni technologiet that ne being uaed in orga- the Soudi Texat region. I diink it wiU help eHimalMlvdiiBof glass and fireexiii^uithepi •choolt in the region offer in that it wiU be a nizationa, and which are in demand in the promote ecdnonuc development in diit region WOS.00. "•tale of die art" oommunicationt program marketplace.' At a retult, Levitt taid that by h^xng promote high technology oommu- widi a "very applied lechnkal dntt." UTSA win be producing highly emptoyaUe nicaliont induttriet," he taid. 11-7-91,4:50 p.m. to 5:26 pjn. Levitt ttretaed the need for die program to Olfcttie: Theft be an iiHerditcipliiHuy eflfart, "becauae oom­ laeaiani John Peace LifarBiy. near room municationt cult acrott M miny difCemit treat and career palht." He taid there it a Cdmidainant rqpcrtod the ifaeft of her purse. tirong relationthip between the commnnica- • EsiifE orricEis' TIIIIIBC COIPS Ktitimated value. $g0.00. tione program and the maiugement and mar­ keting division, becauae the program empha- lizet the tpi^ication of oommunicationt prin- H-8-91,10:50 a.m. to 12 noon ciplet within organizatioiial netwoikt. QOBOMS ^itotfadt Looition: Lot M, Soudiwest comer "There win be a number offautinett oourtet ComplainaM reported the ihefl. Esttmated which we hope to incorporate into the pro­ vdue, $15,241.00. gram. At the tame time, much of our courte work wiU be beneficial Cor many of their ttudenlt." |l.«-91.iaaQ?4«-l«lll-ll-91.7:30 a.m. Levitt it working with an ad hoc advitoiy LdttMkm: il8l 24)1.22 coaimittee of membert of the divitiont on tkkatma^fatmmiof persons carved a hole campus which are related todi e purpote of the itt diai |iftHrt4lt1ia||at partition in ttie men's oommunicationt program. The divitiont of nvirooai. management and maikeling, Englitfa dattict and phikMophy. art and architecture, and to- U-14-lS^l.Kk21pjn. I 111 cid and pdicy tciencet are repreaenled in the CASH IN ON GRADES. cammiUee. tixfiaaiafttlStmmm m&^ subjects in. a '^Mntl^^ftpiiAkii^lnHftoi^ip^ afrt»>i gaaiwaam.malamamlatmaaaaTg*'* aaafKw^amamp.namKmaaOIC By SunyoufiQ HMnmond AiiM aofc mMJiSamd .Nawa EdNor jajiytttfiwH tat lp«bi«|||illiiiiiiii:' m RECYCLE 'VtmniiMa df«liii&l hy • minor t^ MlHWBla wtee ptaam^i^ji^i^ai^i^ge^gs^ M y.*^ iad1^ a^Sititt^atiA ytaaiii^^miSii&i^^^iiMi CONTACT MAJOR VOLLEY, MS 3JL41, (S12) <91-4C22/5ii7 unof Minoritiel encourage changes in Multicultural Affairs Office Afttmwektofl- g^mg,lheUTSAadaiin- •dmkiitlralkmandMljudifiedingaingtottie geatad dut die directar't job deacriptkin be dentt and placement of a coditmn to tit on die ranon and campua tmanonty gronpt banw tmanKned to fDCua man on minority needa. tearch coaunitlee fbr a new director, aaaataa on Ihe dhecliaa «n4 ftac- t wat diaappcnnled dutt die ooa- Tbqrfiddwcrigindjobdeaciiplioninadeit Minorily and intematxind atudentt need- lk» of tte Mukieidttml Afiiart Ol^ Mtionconlactaddieiiewapniert. Shecontenda impoaaiblefbr dwdireclar to fdfiU the needs ing ataittance can go by the Multiculturd h addhiaa to aaaiating nunbrity and inter- did dwooaStkn'tfequesIt wouki have been of Ixith minority and intamaliandttudeitti. AfEtirtoffkeinSB.2.01i)BorcaU69I-4770. narinwd ttadaati. the office it alao dunged honored indue tune. At • leoent meeting, Hernandez and die widi ooordinaliag awdie* abroad. TheMSChatriogbeenaeatedtonegoliale oodHiao came to tenm on die mabi iatucs. Tlw Minority SbMientCoaIilMa(MSCX an widi die adwiniattation on iaaues it feels are inchidiag die addition of an attittant director By Jany Sallnaa amance of minority ttiidentoiganiiatinnt,pe- I to nrinority thidenis, further tug- to woric cmtanvely widi internatMmd ttu- Oentnibulkia Wrttar litiaiMd dm adtaunitlralMn on aeverd pointt iomwiiing the diiection andmanagnneiitrf llieolfiee. The MSCiacompoied of membert of MBChA, the BOingnd Educatx» Student Olganizalkm and the Rkdi Sttident AlUance. Among the iitoea nued by the MSC it the name ofHieMnlricukufdAffMitOtBoe which waaeatafaUihBdduringlhefaniattyear. Inthe fhtnn the office win be called the Office of hfinority Student Affain and Inlemaliand Student Center. Linda Vaigat waa hired at directiir during llMqmng aemetlcr, Imtreeignedin Augnttfor penondietaont. It wat during diit tranailion diat die office came under &• from campua Right nunority graqia for what wat teen aa a diqao- poftknialB emphawt on the needs of inlenw-

Negotialnni were compUcaled aflar die Office fiirSlmfcin t AffaiiB failed to leqnnd to B'S peliliao in a linnty fashion and I dnut its handlkig of the rifeuttiaa. Macintosh Dr. BoUue HeroaiidBZ, vice presklent for ahidsnt affaiia. who launched mdoveisees the uzexpressed frustratian with dw lack of response from the Right now

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Paragon incites 'Comedy Riots' b dw begimiiiig, Ssn Antonio had a few sdect comedy clubs. Sooii,dldwcliri)sinthe city featured oomediana, but money was not ooming in and the clubs began to disappear. Today, San Antonians are able to lounge at home in their Uving rooms ard get a few kughs at the touch of a button. Thanks to television snd remote conirol, laugh teekere now have an opportunity toenjo y k>cd com­ ics, Friday nights at 10 o'clock on ihe Public Access Channel. Yes, Public Access. "Comedy Riots" is the brdnchild of pro­ ducer Philip Gueira. Paragon Cable first aired dw 30-ffiinute show Nov. 1. Gueira snd his associate producer. Grant Johnson, frequent performances of comedians and then approach dwm with an offer tob e on the show. "Ours is a quality show," says Guerra. "Public Access provides publicity in a very important medium." I sitended the Nov. 9 taping of "Comedy I expected immediatety to be ushered into "After you do your act we'll do a little inter­ become a comic. Riots" at Ihe Paragon Cable studios. I arrived another room where Ihe taping would take view." "It is by no means a buriness you can get close to eight o'ctock to find that only four |dace, but no one else made a move to leave. I guessed the man wat a reporter. Wrong! into andbeconw an overnight success. Gener- odwr people were in Ihe lobby. A man stand­ We stood by the waU waiting for something to The man speaking turned out to be Grant aUy, you're lookingd about two years before ing by the door handed me a ydlow strip of happen. Two men by the wfa were engaged in Johnaon, and the person listening was Steve you make mon^ at it I'vebeen very fortunate paper and told me towrit e my name on it conversation. I overheard one of them say. Bosoo, one of the comedians who was to be and popped very quicUy into the nadond filmed dwt morning. Sitting on the couch next scene. Thd's because I was persisted, and I to dwm was Bosoo's wife, Janet I wondered did a kM of diings dwt odwr peqile won't do." where Philip Guerra could be fiound. People wonder whoe comics get their We sat in dw lobby a while longer before materid. "I walch dungs on the news, I read Gucna finalty decided to make his entrance. dungs in the psper," says Thomas. "Incperi- He apologized for the wait and we were then ence things, then I write diern down and talk taken into the studio. aboutdwm." An hour later, the taping began. There Meutwn juggling, magic and stand-upoom- were dwut ten people in the studio, sonw of eity to some people snd they thiidc of a clown. The SRA invites you to JOIN!! wtuni wen rumored to have been brought Thd's what Steve Boeco was esriy in his Filing for nomtnatioru is opan from the La Quinta across the slreet Under career. Bosco, who's red name is Steve nonnd ciicumstsiices, the siiooliiig wouldhave Rsncatore. stsrtad out ice ricding. then went taken |riace from 1 to 4 PLUL in the afternoon, ontobeoonwaciiGusclown. Hewaspsrtof November 20 — December 4 but dw delay UI dw earty achednle aUowed for the Ringling Bros., Bamum and Bail^ dicus for tha position of ody two of the conwdianstoperfarm, Leonard before be went into semi-ietiiement to pursue ThoHsas and Steve Bosoo. other gods. Bosoo refsn to himself as a "There are three or fiBur phases in stsnd-qi "visudcwiwdian" He combines aU the farms SRA Corresponding Secrettay oomedy,'* eiqdained Arthur Lassard. one of of enlertainmeia he has enjoyed. Fiia at tha SRA Offica, U.C„ 2.01.048 dw featured comedians. "Emoee, opener, "I'm more variety." he sitys. "I'm jud middle and dwheadliiitr." He went on to say trying to be more msiidine ao 1 can woric in that achieving success in comedy is a long more places." He wiU soon leave on a enure proceaa. Laaaasd has an dght-jfear plan which Mp on which he win be perfarming. involves coaapletiiig his termi n civU service at Bosco bdieves thdcomedy involves work. *COMING SOON* Ketty Ak Foioe bare and raising his Csmity. He Mtys. tiood oonw^ takes a lot of school­ TO AN SRA BOARD NEAR YOU!!! 1%st comics." Steve Boeco's act — 3a^ floor, SB, aaeroam froam alavmtora I was told did Leonaid Thomas had been involves selects that have univosd apped. onHBO. ThoowshasalsobeeaseenonCNN. Fhill^t Guem and Grant Johnson hsve Infonnation to Appear: "I was on CNN Isd November. I was in used dwir ides to benefit more than them­ — Waakiy Exaeutitfa and RagtJtw Maating Minutas AtlanU walking a cUb, and CNN came out selves. FoUowing each act Ihey conduct a aad said dwy were lookiiig for comics that short interview. Johnsons says. "We're not — SRA Offica Houra Sehatbda waretaUdngaboutdwGdfWar. Theytaped like Ihoae comedy shows whereyonontygetto -Waakiy SRA Offica Houra Complatad part of my show, and dwn interviewed mc. I know bits and pieoea about the performws. —Naw Lagislation am dw oidy stand-up oomic that had part of his This one, you reaUy get to know the comics." —Spadal Evanta and Projaeta Updatas actairedoaCNN. That is law dw most useless The tsping went wen in qute of the late credit ou a planet" steit Guerre and Johnson host "Comeity Ri­ Thomas wauls hia own talc ahow. "Iwant ots." and try toge t in a little bit of dwir own THIS WEEK: tobedwnexlRegiaPhiliiiL" Right now.he's typeof comedy. By the end of the show, the — Saa tha Boards ftar nawly ralaasad ' his roommate on mskiiig it in dw onoe ledwigic audience was applauding and Tanttitiva TiaaaKna fw Passing of laughing at aU the afipiopriate intervals. Naw Constitution "If I were stsittng out in dw husinesa to- PMic Access'word just got better. — Nawly Adoptad GmdaOnas for Introduction dsy,''ssysTlMMua8. 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After I listened toil of advertising glita and hype — enough to quita a few times, it does seem U2 has pulled make Michad Jadcson jealous. I wn under­ off mixing styln and using hranutions. A standably skqaicd n I hekl dw new CD in my good example of a great tranrilion is the sec­ hands, ahnost rehictsnt to sddc it hi and preu ond cut, "Even Better Then The Red Thing," "play." which starts od widi sound reminding me of a You sea, U2 is not sbout egotism, vanity or Hindu dance, then cuts to sn uptempo beat Madonna-like advertising schemes. Thisband widi rampant energy vibrating off all sounds is ahnost a living contradiction ui tanns: A of dw song. modam-day laligwus bish Cadwiic (let's say Right after "Red Hung," "One" sttrts up iocfc) groiq) witt a conscience. UI bzy fashion, widi schiaophrenic strings This group of talented musicians daims to strumming in dw background, overlaying bo rdigtous, moral, ediicd and upatanding Bono's hypnotic chsnt about kive, life and driians ui additkin tobein g a widely popular, togedwrneas. The next rong confuses snd worid-fenwus rock band. Words spesk louder abusn your audid senses u dw song starte off than action in thdr songs, aa they hsve sung with an instrument thst I hsve yet to decipher. sbout Ood, justice for all, human equdity and Your confhskin multiplies tenfold n you lis­ other noble caims with the ever-present un­ ten to Ihe sirsnge "sttitude of destruction" in dercurrent of Christianity imbedded in each the song n the lyrics center around what one. coincidentally is the title of dw song. "Until The way Uiey released "Rattle and Hum" dw End of dw World." BBCAB^ seemed to have gone against all they stood for, Va confusing becsuse the instruments Idl M they basked in fsme and self-righleousneu. you into s state of false security as you assure Gampos IdhriliM Board • UT San Intonio But I think it's safe to say dwt dw groiqi yourrelf that this is simply another typically repented of its backslkling snd baa finsUy weird U2 beginning, but lo and behold, you released s truty swesome CD. realize you're dead wrong when the lyrics U2 Mt out widi s gsme plan before starting start. In this cut, the instruments set one mood, "Achtung Baby." They wanted to break im­ but the lyrics go off in a different direction, age, mold, stereotype and bnicdty create new thus, confusing snd stimulsting yourrelf at the STUDY music thd wouU mske dw average listener ssnwtime. wonder if it was or wn not U2. Finding s centrd theme in this CD is mis- I can't ny did they have succeeded on that s wn imposrible, but dw trsnslation of the title point, twt they have definitely gone off in a is probably the redpupoM and game plan U2 new direction. There's lots of traiuition usiMlwhengoinginto thisproject "Achtung," BREAK! duoughout theCD, nalmost all dw songs start a German word, means "caution." "Caution, off in one style dwn move into snother mid- bdiy" could be the main idea here M many of song, creating a strange but catchy effect the songs seem tohav e undercurrents of themes RAHtioiii • RhythML^ In fad. ahnost all dw tradtt grab you u U2 relatsd to this, like in "Until dw End of dw hn produced whd is psolNMy dwir mod oon- World," which hn something of a "be cau­ ReVerbcrAtionS sistedCDyst It delivers song aflar song of tious" undertone. good, rolid music. IVue, than aren't any IfyouianU^you'Uk>ve"AchtungBaby." really outstanding songs likeon"JoshuaTree," Devoted fans, you won't be disqipointed. be­ with sava pariuqis "Mystatious W^" and The caure dus CD ddiven in evetywsy. For the Fly,"but dwre are more qudity soup, mod of cnud Ustaner. dw CD hn gred kmg-term dwm beiag top40, if Mt top lOmatariaL pfatyddUty which wiUdefinitely ksepyouoom- The CD begku witt "Zoo Stdkm" and ing bade far more. Ifyou're dw type of penon balisvanw,dw tkle speaks foritnlf . Bstarts wtw Hkn "deep" songs, dwn dds CD isamurt. witt strings vibratkig in a rapkl, vapkl cie- I guan U2's style is realty a non-style, but GR! aoando witt distorted ban. llw main voice, diis is a graiip that packs lots of emotkm and which I think is dut of load ringer Bono, punpowwindwirmwic. It'salmodnifthe sounds like it's bekig muffled by a crystalline, veiy qdrit of the group, their intenn optimism Daik Metal Fusion in the UC Roost synthsticd gn mask. and faitt md the monstrous power lying be- Thd's notUiik|Be to "AdUung." Asong hhid it is expwwsd and inherent in dwir songs. Wednesday, December 4 you probably ahuady heaid, "The Fly." uses a I find mynlf hard-pressed to find another 4 to 5:30 p.m. sfanilar psondo-Bono-modified voke. The gioiq> thd can really come acron n Iwing M sunikuity ends dwre u dw posithro. uplifdng strong in fanprsssionability n U2. "Achtung anargy-chocksd "Zoo Station" diredty con- Baby" dsfinitety is fbr thon imprenionable Irastt witt dwINXS-ian "The Fly." "The Fly" and impressed by gred music. resamblnaooinbinatkMi of dmnadve, gospel LIVE MUSIC FREE! androck. 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The curent exhibit going on now d the mandolin, nd an ekdiic ban. Both Lowe's UTSA Art Oallery features wmks by two snd ChristhilTsexhibite seem understated and UTSA faculty - Mafcobnb Chrisdiilf snd lew popdated with "stufT oonqwred with Int Constsnce A. Lowe. month's mdti-media exhibition. Mr. Ctoisdulf has dw first half of dw ex­ "Minor snd Forest" provkles a painting hibit had for his slide show, exhibiting his wididwmonoliduc words 'Oil,' 'Bkwd,' 'Hair' prints using photograpiiy, aiibnish and paint­ and'Salt' Human ribs seem todominat e the ings. His slide show is uiwonventiond but lower far^ground. One foot to dw right of the does seem od of {dace. I wn expecting to see painting stands sn open wirewoik bent into a his piinte on diq^, even on a Macintosh, but girdle, with a sqisrstaiy flssk for the girdle's not on a projection screen. bestiiig hesrt "Minor.." seems sutobiogrsphi- Nonetheless, his works question reality, cd but refuses to ex|dain any further, much n his hues being off to induce moods in his dw mt of dw artist's exhibit viewen. Arranged like a claustrophobic Ink­ The shsrpneM of her brush strokes makes ing path, his choice of slide sequence is uiwx- dw paintings seem od of focus and dim, not pecled. b feh kind of like an inkblot or oolor- even clow to photorealism, but with a hint of Uindnen test There sre natXMid flags I don't dw surrealistk. "UntiUed (Spider)" comes recognize (dwy might be ice cream company complete with an wity field spider under glsM. trademarks). "Sdt Beds" towers right feet high. It com- One of his icons dist permeates his show is psres a honeycomb with grimly-lit maOresses s brsM drele that eclipses s pond. Although on which submerged pillows lie. On the hon­ there may be a lean dwme in Ids show, most of eycomb, Uue solutions snd whitecrystalspopu- his backgrounds areof cloud systems indiffer­ late glass ampoules. ent Ughtings. The illusion of time is prerent, "Untitled (Scent and KfemoryV'shows bees OeiMlMMio LovM'a "Mrror a Ftoroot" la on dloplay oltha UTSA Art Qallary. the illudon of severd days pnsing end the dancing around a shoot in a glass chalice. The illuswn of s chsnge of sesson. shoot's twin in the right panel floats in fronto f Aristotle'sgeometryinfluenonhissirange- ghosdy human ribs. mcnt of antiseptic, wdl-ordered foregrounds One might have to wander a Uttle harder sgsinst the chaotic backdkop of evening end about what Lowe means, and of the exhibits morning skies. Veined seashells, sandab, sil- reviewed, hers is the heaviest in ite messages verwsre, grillwoik, eggs, overgrown snd dis- snd content essed twigs, plsnt bulbs, flower buds, roses 3-D architecture sculptures lie one floor • II snd thorns, bees and wasps, moth and dove and up by the arehitecture studio. If you like arehi- raven wings are a minority in this menagerie of teclure, there exhibils show good form, are foreground icons. A keyhole superimposes a well-crafted and seem like modem buildings shaded evergreen. Even the planet Jupiter of reUgion and wwship. PART-TIME MONEY makes a guest sppearance. The srt gslkry is fireean d is open 10-4, Indeed, oidy vague imaginings were dl Kfonday through Friday and 2-4 on Sunders. ihat this critic could thiidc up after viewing FORCOLLEGL Lowe's exhibit A combination of oil paint­ ings and scdplure provide spatid relief, d- By Jolin Bumar though the colors remind me of inienrity of a Staff WMIw

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It seems did Prong, who Just the same C.O.C. delivered a powerful were scheduled to pisy n wdl, but didn't if schiaoplueiiic sd filled with dud gdtar becsuMofafiighteningbutiiottooseriousvsn madnen snd the nutty acrobatics oflead singer wreck. iUustrated a point of CO.C's new AgeO. They even threw in eome older "pudc- found success. as-heir iiundwn Uke "HoUcr" aad "^ye For "I'm sick of poUtkdty coired punk rock- AB^". en s^ing we sold out becaure we are touring And wtwt sbout thenolderclassin and the m a bus instead of a van tUs time. Thow paA at oonfiwed looking Mo-hawked kids people must have never done a van tour. I've HENRY SILVERMAN wito came to hear numben and perhaps didn't done loto since 1983 snd dwre's noddng gk>- know whattomakeofdw 1991 modd CX).C? rious about a long overnight drive where "A lot of people have preconceived no- everyone's exhausted snd you fiwe dw posri­ EWELERS tions of whd CJO.C is and dwt is AmoBsity bility of a wreck. Ikfan, aleeping snd being safe iwatatomx amaarmoomi aiidTecfaiioora^era.ButlrinktyalDtofldks isstiUgrsat" THE PAVILIONS AT NORTH STAR I know fiom the dd ditys have grown Hkn rve AndCCCstiUbloo. grown, and wmdd have heenred dtsiqipoiiited By MarahaH Oauaa if we'd put out an album thd wn anodwr Staff wrUar i ma :•*- .t.-r.a,-,. -} SFOMTS 'Play Ball!' to be the call in'92 NCAA say... you py, no play ByZicht)avla The 1991-'92yenmsrialhefirdsessonof abodand dwy mature, they'Ugd their dunce; AcUng Sporta EdMof^ UTSA baaebaU. Yes. baodwB. The Roadran- 80 if they come around pretty sweet dwn nen will play fbr dw fird time on Sundqr. Ml. we're going to have s pretty good tesm." 2.1992. and ihey will be coached by Jimmy Major home oooteeto will be againd TexM Often, in the world of odtege sports, qoes- What if his parents cannot affotd to send hin Shwdde. Pan American (Feb. 28-29), North Dakote tifOaKof«Pho<^«k>ti^i4CAAtid«t«dfRce.^«Odin g teoatfy'*. Under dw current system, Shaidde. who coached at Lubbock Chris- State (Mar. 3), St Ckud State (Mar. 4X Soudi- HitM iw>fadi(HM MKilMie Iha i^lring of "g^" he mtQrai wdl become celibate. tian Univerrity for five yeara. wn able to win eastem Oklahoma State (Mar. 13), Incarnate Bnd"tiKenthres"toplayen. Many timeK schools Another posubiUty would be to sllot dw atotdof2S0ganwswididwm.Ladyear.LCU Word (Mar. 24), St Edward's (Apr. 21), snd have received the "death pendty" for repeated athbiBS on the team a peicentage (however went 59 aid 14 and fdaced Sdi in dw NAIA Houston Bsptid (i^. 24-25). The dte fiv dw tnfiactiorts against there nibs. sitisU) of tbe grass revenue they help faring dw Worid Serin. home gsnws b Boeme High School. Under NCAA policy, a pbyer can receive school. Even if dus percentage nu^ give the UTSA. which recendy jouwddwSouddand The gsnws thd wiU pose dw grealHt chd- scholarship money from a school in return for l^yer onty $100, it would be more dun nodi­ Conference. wiU pby a complete conference bngn for the Roadrunnen are the oiwsagaiiwt his Imports performance. There can be no gifts, ing. Afier all, dw players bring the fans, aad schedule, but dw Roadiumwis wiU be ineU- Nmthweslem State. Northwestern State b dw 00 Utoney other dian whd pays for tuitkm and the fans faring money. Without sports— be gible fiir the league chanqpkNHhip in basdwU Southland Conference Barebdl Champion. •dMDil costs and no freeairfar e tovisit home in they football, badwfball or bareinU— many until dwl992-'93senon. Unfiutunatdy, to be abb to see the Roadrun­ dwdff-reason. Abo, ajdayer b not diowed to cdfeges woukln't survive. Speed, defenre and unity are the team's nen in action againstNorthwestem State, you'U hold a job whik attending colkge on an ath* Then there is the proUem of athletes leav­ major strengths. have to travel aU the way to TMbodaux, Loui­ leticscholaidiip. ing colkge afler their junior year. Severd have "We've got a bunch of kids diet get along siana. The games against Northwnlem State Sitaatipn: A young man signs to play said they kft to support their families. If a well; dut might be our bnt aaaet." aaid coach are on April 4 and 5. fbntlMt widlNoaiaDanw. He teoehres afour- stipend were involred, dw play«»s would be Shankle. Abo highUghting UTSA's road schedub yawldhbtiedAdlddi^whkhwouktaverage less apt to leave. Also, the NCAA coukl a^ Good pildung will abo pl^ a major rob wiU be ganws againat Soudiwestem Loubiana •iMil||lS20,OOOayear,maybe more. This young quire the idayer to sign a contract bindnig him fiir the Roadrumen. (Mar. 16-17X andHoushm (i^. 8). The Roa­ matt b originalty fiom Seirtde, Wsshington. to the school until be receives his degree, an "Ifour pilchingbgood. we've gotachance drunnen wiU travd to Phoenix, Arizona on (liotre Dame b in Indiana. there is no guarantee on the adilete making it In to have a good year." sakl Shankb. Feb. 21 to conqwte in dw Grand Canyon Now consider that he conies ftom a lower pro sports. "I agree." said nsistsnt coach Mwkey Univenity Tournament until Feb. 23. ttnddte clns famity or a lower ctns famity. Anexampk of the diove is Anderson Kurd, Lashby. "We've got a lot of young pilchen By Brian Rogora AfmMdteActwolcmlhiyhiinaidtnBtidtets who left l^iiLV after hb jiuiiw year so Iw who've got sonw good arms, and if dwy come OenlrlMitlna Writar aamSsoA^ to viiilhif fnuj^ftrdhtattnaiaad cmddi^lBlhftNBA. He weittunlraftod, and k» return homefii|:lha*IMMM^^Nf(ifl>'* afbar ttyiag^Mit with wverdchdis, wn cut Hi« aiodwr lakes iU w^^w^m^m^^arfi, camtot tdum to dw UNLV hadcetbdl leain. 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Key won only duee road games dl year. lunnen fcr dw women were Camwn V^a, Since dwt season, WilUe said he has ksnwd Heidi Hanson. ChrutinB Ramirez, Jennifer howtoget along with odwr pUyen.Hekamed Moehrig, Tracy Loke, Jill Haynie snd did he had to make adjuslmenb coming out Southland Conference Champion Joanne of colkge. That season had a poritive effect Kineard. on him, though. He now believes that things CqXuring third was the UTSAmen'steam. can Oidy get better for him in the the kagiw. Team memben are Chad Malesicfa, Gaty "I've been duough dw wont you can go Gucnero, Richard Hind, Ricardo Rodriguez, dirough in dw NBA," he sdd. Seaton Meredithy and Gary Miller. Entering dw 1991-92 season. Willie no­ Thb past weekend, Nov. 16-17, die Cross ticed the chsnge in hu teammates' attitudes Cteuntiy team stomwd district The women toward the game and their dudes on snd off placed fourth and the men seventh out of 33 the court He said, "Evcryoiw b woiking as a universities. unit No one b trying to do their own thing." Coach Flanagan felt Ihat "if we'd nin the He said the playen bdieve in each other thb Way we ran in conference, we would have year, and they sre more dedicated to winning. beaten them." "We have kss taknt this year," he sdd, After a short bredc, die UTSA Roadrun­ "but our altitudes are great We have pride, ners will begin training for their next meet toughness and eveiyone gives s lot of effort" against Southwest TMBS on Dec. 7. The med He said he has also changed. He rededi- will be in San Marcos. cated himrelf to the game afkr dw brutd Coach Flanagan had a message for the fdayoff loss to Gokien State, and he ssd he student body concerning dw meet He said, csn trust Ms tesnunales to come through on "We'd like them tocom e out and suf^xxt us." the court The oiW thing the Spun need to worii on, he said, b dwb physicd plity. "ff we gd thia, well have a compete game." ¥^]lie's main god in Ufe was to make it in dw NBA. Widi dwt acconqilbhed, he has tamed to another dream: wiHung an NBA Champioiishq). "I wsirt tob e the bntpiqrer I csn be, and widi that win dw dde," he said. Willw lovesdwNBAbecauMof dwqud- ity guys he plays with snd agaiiist He abo lilws dw attendon of the fans. "Peopfe look up to you," he said, "and they think you're qw- ciaL I like the feeling that peo|de qipreciate whd I'm doing." But along with fame cornea the autograph hounds. He said hs has fealiwdtha t rigning WIHIa Andaraon finlahaa off tha break wMi hia patantad Jianp ahot autographs b a part of the game and "if you can't rign. you realty don't appredate the frns." whether it be in the dassroom or in the com­ said, "no matter what dwy want to be. I want Ife said he dislikes the travelling involved munity, he said he wants towor k with kids in dwm to be happy in what th^'re doing." with the NBA becauw it takes him awqr fiom some wsy. In the summer, he holds youth Willw said he hopes to be remembered as hb famity and San Antonio. 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• -*-« -^ -' ^ OFENEON LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ii^i>dno © By Darren Franaeae and Trade SoMetwi Con game is too costly EdHor-ifrCliief Madww Ma4 Dag Stem What would DearEditor In the Koresn snd Vietnam wars, it wss the Maniqiiiig Etiitor Most of us know the results of the Louiri- welfsre modwrs' sons who died on the battk MJcheUe Qeecu Ofcrewt Kiriy you do if you ana governor's election between Edwin fiekb defending America. Duke and others Editorial Assistant Edwards and Davd Duke. Aldwugh Duke Idw him never defended America in war. Amy She's Cralty Knft were invisible? kMt, he hsd over 600,000 votes. I knew dist Welfare modwrs' sons, who made dw su­ NewsEilitor Americs hsd a large illiteracy rate but never preme sscrifice snd died, sre dw true Ameri­ Robeit BcctadMb Scfaenneiliam the mount Duke and hb supputleis sre sn cans. uwdt toevet y Workl War n combd veteran. Associate News Eilitors Heather Steele, Fr. The red probknu snd dirests of destruc­ Maty Tke Flapper Baiber and Sunyoung I can forgive a racbt but never a Nad. tion tod w United States are dw corrupt "con- "Anything I damn Grcm Egp Aad Hammoad Hitler Uamed all of Germany's protdems men" known as"Congress-men" and "Con- well want to do!" on the Jewish peofde. In addition to the six grBss-women,"slong widi senaton aad peofde Arts and Enlertaiiiinent Editor million Jewbh peopfe massscred, millions in position of audiority in key positions of our Tom Tflwlddc Trevino more Americans snd allies were killed fight­ government The same peopk dut we trust in Associate A&E Editor ing Nari Germany. There were peqde of all our government wUl pull shady deds widi Lonie Md-DMui Simi cdors. odwr countries, wiling us out Features Editor Any intelligent educsted person knows Many of today's probkms sre comidex David Made Van Hoeteo thst it was not black or brown pec^rie that and a kt of people don't see them. Decades Acting Sports Editor caused the problems of the Savings snd Loan ago it was only dw father taking care of the Zach Spurwau Davit Associations. We know thst bbdc people did famity and dw modier stoyed home. Now Frank Officer, So. not flood the auto market with inqwrted can. mothen are woiking outride the honw and, Assoc. Sports Editor We abo know that Affirmative Action ard becaure oi advanced technotogy, jobs have C.G. Big DaaMy Stidham. Ill Td rob a bank." welfare to the neecty Americans sre not the become difficidt to find unless you have apa- Photography Editor problem. It is more of sn illurion tohyp e ard cidsldlb. Ron Baltoald Shubnan anger certain groups of petqde in our socwty. A major problem b the Immigration Re­ Assocfaite Photo. Editor In the past there have been overt racbt form Bill that will allow hundreds of thou­ Travis Vadaa Ice Schiebel governors of states, i.e. George Wallace of sands of immigrants into thb country each stripper Alabanw and Lester Maddox of Georgia who year. Pbliticiaiu will tell you in defense of the Daniel Dirty Rottcu Slipp had kss than an eighth grade education. They bill that immigrants take jobs that Americans Advertistaig Manager won on a racid platform. don't want That's a Ue. Gknda Ma' Belte' Huebotter For many peqde, when dwy hear the word American taxpayera are paying for diou- "wdfaie," dw firstthin g thd comes to mind b sands of Cubans in prison and mentd institu- Bnsiiicss Manager [Wendy Schfaietloar, an unwed Uack woman with many children lions, estimated tob e miUions of dollan each Mark Equity Nevaiez So. and no deaire to work, paid for by their tax year. Dl^d aliens going to school in thb Associate BuiBess Maaagers "I would follow my Joe Mama Hernandez and James Tlw dollars. Thb is not true, nor b it the whok country cost over 20 million dollsn done. boyfriend, and see raihmlli Deaven SlOty. We can no longer neglect our own peopk what he does when Todity all Americans feel dw impsct in aid take the tired, poor, huddled masses of Copy Editors rm not witfi him after some fonn or fsshion, snd we believe in tddng other countries. Idaria Flaah Gofdoo nd Umber Maater care of our own, regardlesso f color. There are Husain I ran duough the Americans Indy in need of he^. Maurice L. Smith DistribBtkm Managers boys locker room." Danen Cbewbaca FranseUa and Tnvii Sports scores low says Prof. VaaUalccSduebd Zookeeper Michael Garza, So. Dear Editor btothe-s and how it feeb to be playing togedier Diane Karecre Abdo Jabar "I'd maslerbate in I believe thst perhaps The Paisano b hMing on the ssme team. A festure on dw coaching StairWriters puUic!" sightof its red finctioii, which, in nty opinion, stafb for both men's snd women's basketball BC Brekcu Coodam Padson. TrMey Charlts b toserv e the UTSA community. I note dwt in would be interesting. A run-down on the Schdlz, Soian Wladc Cooper, Naomi IXncan the November 12 Paissno Plua there are four Southland Conference and what we can expect Yo-Yo. Umber Nare Pahi Husain. Tiffany Not pages, esch contsiiiing a singk srticle^'de­ bom our baskedwll teams abo wodd be a Tlw Siugcr Buchanan, Manhall The Tokca Cod Lookiu Dude WIUi The Loug Hair voted to spMls. One of these articles b on the good idea. And don't forget the other sports, Game. Steplien Scout's Houor Brown, women's basketball team. The other diree are including sny dub apatti and intrsmurab as Colleen C A C Conievage, James Strat on professiond basketball, a topic covered well. Your constituency would be better served Sanchez, Greg The Chip Pringk and Bin This much more proCesrionslly and in much greater if sports coverage was limited to university Flick SMfcs Doogbs*. Holly Waniia depth by the locd daity newspqwrs. Peopfe sports ody. Cracker Jacobs Gamy Simone, Fr. don't resd The Psissno to get news on the Staff Photographers "Go to people's Spui;s or on Msgic Johnson. Your spoits staff JohnA.Stofer Marie The Doc Delgado. Plcntiu The houses w pkices that shoukl be concentrating on UTSA sports snd AppranMre Michael Snapper Blumhanh, and I know, and listen to radwr than printing a feature on the Spun' Note: In dw Oct 29 issue of dw The Paissno Damn Chcwhaca FnateDa Avery Johnson, should give us slorire on new­ s preview ofthe Men's Bsskettwll team was Stair Artists what they had to comer Shewn Jsmison snd why he trsnsfeiied published, and in our Nov. S bsue s Southlsnd Marie The Doc Delgado nd John BBT say." bam San Dwgo State and what he eiqiects Conference prevww was printed. ? Ramirez. Femando Vaienaela bom himrelf dib year or on the Objawan -Ed. Ramirez. Riidcdph Valentiiio Villaneal i Advisory Btiard Marik Aden. Steven KeUnun. Ned Maurer. Ted Paul Bochniuk, So. SiKicd, Karen Whihiey, ManMwr El-Kikhia, I'd do somediing for Riduud Utecfalnd Ridaid Howe the better cause of

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