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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Oct 17, 2010

06:00 LITTLE WOMEN 1949 Captioned Repeat WS G

Little Women Film adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's beloved novel about four daughters of a New England family who fight for happiness during the Civil War. Starring: June Allyson, Elizabeth Taylor, Janet Leigh, Margaret O'brien, Peter Lawford, Rossano Brazzi, Mary Astor

08:30 MAYTIME IN MAYFAIR 1949 G

Maytime In Mayfair

Penniless man-about-town Michael Gore-Brown is delighted to hear he has been left a high-class Mayfair fashion salon.

Starring: , , Peter Graves, Thora Hird, Mona Washbourne

10:35 THE MAN WHO LOVED REDHEADS 1955 WS G

The Man Who Loved Redheads

The honourable Mark St. Neots is playing with some chums when he meets and is bowled over by Sylvia. As he grows older he retains his image of this beautiful young girl with the red hair. Through a chance meeting, he can pursue his career in the diplomatic corps as well as the young ladies he meets.

Starring: Moira Shearer, John Justin, Denholm Elliott, Harry Andrews, Gladys Cooper

12:40 BETRAYED 1954 PG

Betrayed

Academy Award winner Clark Gable stars with Lana Turner in this espionage thriller about a World War II Dutch resistance leader who must uncover a double agent among his trusted operatives... before the Nazis receive information that will cost the lives of hundreds of Dutch underground fighters. Also stars Lana Turner and Victor Mature.

Starring: Clark Gable, Lana Turner, Victor Mature, Louis Calhern

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:00 ANCHORS AWEIGH 1945 G

Anchors Aweigh

Two sailors, one naive, the other experienced in the ways of the world, on liberty in Los Angeles, is the setting for this movie musical.

Starring: Frank Sinatra Jnr., Kathryn Grayson, Gene Kelly, Jerry the Mouse

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

Bahamian Rhapsody Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat WS PG

Espinosa-Marquez / Pay A mother who believes in skateboarding, self-expression and following dreams trades swaps with a woman who believers in structure and whose children must write essays when they break house rules.

19:30 RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS WS PG

Scott Cam, Andrew Rochford and Simmone Jade Mckinnon meet more amazing Australians and then surprise them all with incredible gifts of kindness. This week Scott Cam travels to Perth to thank a dedicated charity fundraiser, Simmone Jade McKinnon rebuilds a holiday cottage for sick children while Andrew Rochford rewards a young cancer survivor. ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS 20:30 MIND 2004 HD WS M

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

A machine has been invented which allows individuals to erase selective portions of their memory. Former lovers, Joel and Clementine elect to rid themselves of their memories to secure a clean separation. However, the more Joel's memories are erased the more he finds himself deeply passionate for Clementine again, triggering a desperate search to find a way to reverse the procedure before it's too late. Stars Jim Carrey, Kate Winslett and Kirsten Dunst.

Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslett, Kirsten Dunst, Elijah Wood

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

22:45 BETRAYED 1954 Repeat PG

Betrayed

Academy Award winner Clark Gable stars with Lana Turner in this espionage thriller about a World War II Dutch resistance leader who must uncover a double agent among his trusted operatives... before the Nazis receive information that will cost the lives of hundreds of Dutch underground fighters. Also stars Lana Turner and Victor Mature.

Starring: Clark Gable, Lana Turner, Victor Mature, Louis Calhern

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:05 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat PG

Espinosa-Marquez / Pay A mother who believes in skateboarding, self-expression and following dreams trades swaps with a woman who believers in structure and whose children must write essays when they break house rules.

02:05 RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS Repeat WS PG

Scott Cam, Andrew Rochford and Simmone Jade Mckinnon meet more amazing Australians and then surprise them all with incredible gifts of kindness. This week Scott Cam travels to Perth to thank a dedicated charity fundraiser, Simmone Jade McKinnon rebuilds a holiday cottage for sick children while Andrew Rochford rewards a young cancer survivor.

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS 03:05 MIND 2004 Repeat HD WS M

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

A machine has been invented which allows individuals to erase selective portions of their memory. Former lovers, Joel and Clementine elect to rid themselves of their memories to secure a clean separation. However, the more Joel's memories are erased the more he finds himself deeply passionate for Clementine again, triggering a desperate search to find a way to reverse the procedure before it's too late. Stars Jim Carrey, Kate Winslett and Kirsten Dunst.

Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslett, Kirsten Dunst, Elijah Wood

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat WS G

Panic In The Bush

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join and as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Oct 18, 2010

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 10:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

Bahamian Rhapsody Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One The Morning After

Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 THE ALICE Captioned Repeat WS PG On the anniversary of Patrick's death, Patrick's younger brother arrives in town and seeks out Helen - there is something he needs to resolve.

Starring: Erik Thomson, Jessica Napier, Simon Burke

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

12:00 AND SOON THE DARKNESS 1970 Captioned Repeat WS M

And Soon The Darkness

Two vacationing British nurses cycling through rural France, are menaced by a mysterious sex murderer.

Starring: Michele Dotrice, Claire Kelly, Pamela Franklin, John Nettleton

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Takedown

The Hammersley is hijacked by a mysterious gang of illegal immigrants, who are determined to flee Australian water. Lives are at stake when Nikki and Kate are taken hostage on board the HMAS Hammersley. Mike goes to extreme lengths to free the hostages and regain control of his Patrol Boat. Stars Lisa McCune, Ian Stenlake, David Lyons and Saskia Burmeister.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor, Alan Dale, Saskia Burmeister

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Seeing The Light The appearance of mysterious Min Min lights over Drover's Run coincide with Tess's near death experience and a life-altering event for Claire. Stars Lisa Chappell, Sonia Todd, Bridie Carter and Aaron Jeffery.

Starring: Lisa Chappell, Rachel Carpani, Bridie Carter, Sonia Todd

16:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Best Things To Do In Australia

Premiere special event highlighting more than 20 of the best ways to experience the wonder of Australia from camping in a national park, swimming with whales sharks, hot air ballooning, chopper flight over Uluru; staying in a 5-star hotel; sailing the Great Barrier Reef; climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge; visiting the Gold Coast theme parks; attending a game at the MCG and many more.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

Burning Love Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One Without The Ski Trip Chandler's under stress and reverts to an old habit; Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; and Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned Repeat WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - , , Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians. And each week brings your opinions to the table in his mailbag segment.

20:30 BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2005 Repeat HD WS M

Brokeback Mountain

Winner of three Academy Awards and set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, the film tells the story of two young men, a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy, who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a life-long connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance of power and love. Stars Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway and Linda Cardellini.

Starring: Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Williams, Randy Quaid, Anne Hathaway

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sex Scenes, Some Violence

23:10 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One Without The Ski Trip Chandler's under stress and reverts to an old habit; Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; and Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 23:35 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

Love: A Cautionary Tale Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Richard Linklater, Constance Zimmer, Scott Bakula, James Lesure

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:00 60 MINUTES Captioned Repeat WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Tara Brown, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians. And each week Peter Harvey brings your opinions to the table in his mailbag segment.

01:00 BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2005 Repeat HD WS M

Brokeback Mountain

Winner of three Academy Awards and set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, the film tells the story of two young men, a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy, who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a life-long connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance of power and love. Stars Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway and Linda Cardellini.

Starring: Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Williams, Randy Quaid, Anne Hathaway

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sex Scenes, Some Violence

03:30 THE MAN WHO LOVED REDHEADS 1955 Repeat WS G

The Man Who Loved Redheads

The honourable Mark St. Neots is playing with some chums when he meets and is bowled over by Sylvia. As he grows older he retains his image of this beautiful young girl with the red hair. Through a chance meeting, he can pursue his career in the diplomatic corps as well as the young ladies he meets.

Starring: Moira Shearer, John Justin, Denholm Elliott, Harry Andrews, Gladys Cooper 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Oct 19, 2010

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 10:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

Burning Love Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One Without The Ski Trip Chandler's under stress and reverts to an old habit; Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; and Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 THE ALICE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jack and Michael head to Purgatory Hill to find a sexy woman who they believe is in some kind of trouble.

Starring: Erik Thomson, Jessica Napier, Simon Burke

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

12:00 PEEPING TOM 1960 Repeat WS M

Peeping Tom

A photographer and psychotic killer, takes pictures of the panic on the faces of his victims. Starring: Michael Powell, Anna Massey, Shirley Anne Field, Moira Shearer, Carl Boehm, Maxine Audley, Brenda Bruce, Marvin Miller

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Heaven Born Captains

Kate's romantic life is looking up after a blind date with an SAS commander. Mike needs all his diplomacy skills when a sexy French naval captain tries to seduce him. Spider plays a prank on rival French peacekeepers, with disastrous results. The crew risk their lives on an undercover mission to capture a fishing 'mother ship'. Stars Lisa McCune, Ditch Davey, David Lyons and Saskia Burmeister.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor, Alan Dale, Saskia Burmeister

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Slight Interruption As an Emu plague descends upon Drover's Run, Tess puts Dave's commitment to the test and Claire's life is turned topsy turvey by a tiny tot.

Starring: Lisa Chappell, Rachel Carpani, Bridie Carter, Sonia Todd

16:00 WIFE SWAP USA PG

Blankenship / Phillips A rock 'n' roll wife who dresses in barely-there clothing around the house at her husband's request swaps homes with a former U.S. Army colonel who juggles three careers and expects a great deal of her daughters.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

The Mole

Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Hypnosis Tape Pheobe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune. Guest stars Giovanni Ribisi and Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 SECRET MILLIONAIRE USA WS PG

Gurbaksh Chahal Millionaire Gurbaksh Chahal goes to the Tenderloin district of San Francisco, living in a poor community before deciding who should receive his money.

20:30 COLD CASE Captioned Repeat WS M

Baby Blues A 6-month-old girl's 1982 death, originally ruled to be a result of sudden-infant-death syndrome, is investigated when new evidence reveals the baby may have drowned. Stars Kathryn Morris and Danny Pino.

Starring: Kathryn Morris, Danny Pino, Thorn Barry

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 THE CLOSER Captioned WS M

Live Wire

Brenda tangles again with an LA news reporter when he manages to scoop the murder of a man wearing a wire. Adding another twist to the case, the victim was investigating a drug ring which blurs the line of jurisdiction between Brenda's PHD and Fritz's FBI. Stars Kyra Sedgwick, Corey Reynolds and Anthony John Denison.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons

22:30 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS M

There's No C in Team As she fends off both Pauls pleas to revive their marriage and a cancer support groups effort to get her to open up about her illness, Cathy is stunned to learn that her neighbours dog can tell she has cancer.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

23:00 WEEDS Repeat HD WS M

A Yippity Sippity

In an effort to make money and stay under the radar, Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab labourer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests

Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Hunter Parrish, Kevin Nealon, Justin Kirk

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Drug References

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Hypnosis Tape Pheobe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune. Guest stars Giovanni Ribisi and Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 00:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

The Mole

Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:30 SECRET MILLIONAIRE USA Repeat WS PG

Gurbaksh Chahal Millionaire Gurbaksh Chahal goes to the Tenderloin district of San Francisco, living in a poor community before deciding who should receive his money.

01:30 COLD CASE Captioned Repeat WS M

Baby Blues A 6-month-old girl's 1982 death, originally ruled to be a result of sudden-infant-death syndrome, is investigated when new evidence reveals the baby may have drowned. Stars Kathryn Morris and Danny Pino.

Starring: Kathryn Morris, Danny Pino, Thorn Barry

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

02:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat WS M

Live Wire

Brenda tangles again with an LA news reporter when he manages to scoop the murder of a man wearing a wire. Adding another twist to the case, the victim was investigating a drug ring which blurs the line of jurisdiction between Brenda's PHD and Fritz's FBI. Stars Kyra Sedgwick, Corey Reynolds and Anthony John Denison.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons

03:30 MAYTIME IN MAYFAIR 1949 Repeat G

Maytime In Mayfair

Penniless man-about-town Michael Gore-Brown is delighted to hear he has been left a high-class Mayfair fashion salon.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves, Thora Hird, Mona Washbourne

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Oct 20, 2010

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 10:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

The Mole

Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Hypnosis Tape Pheobe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune. Guest stars Giovanni Ribisi and Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 THE ALICE Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Helen fears her secret will be exposed when nude sketches of her are stolen during a burglary, and a rogue cane toad is causing havoc in the Alice.

Starring: Erik Thomson, Jessica Napier, Simon Burke

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

12:00 SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS 1948 G

Saraband For Dead Lovers

Famous tragic love affair between a princess and a soldier. British costume film.

Starring: Stewart Granger, Joan Greenwood, Flora Robson, Frederick Valk, Francoise Rosay, Peter Bull

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Giving Up The Dead

Robert fails a drug test and is determined to prove his innocence. Robert fears for his sanity when he has recurring visions of a murder. Can he identify the killer before he strikes again? The Hammersley uncovers a smuggling operation by Samarian rebels, designed to destabilise the government. Stars Lisa McCune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Lindsay Tayler and Saskia Burmeister.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor, Alan Dale, Saskia Burmeister

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Old Beginnings A serious accident nearly deprives the newest Mcleod's daughter of her natural father. Meanwhile, Nick's reaction to Dave's announcement forces Tess to act hastily.

Starring: Lisa Chappell, Rachel Carpani, Bridie Carter, Sonia Todd

16:00 SECRET MILLIONAIRE USA Repeat WS PG

Gurbaksh Chahal Millionaire Gurbaksh Chahal goes to the Tenderloin district of San Francisco, living in a poor community before deciding who should receive his money.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

For Love Or Money After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard, who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Lisa Kudrow On tonight's episode Lisa Kudrow gets an answer to her fathers life long question which leads to something her and her father never thought possible.

20:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Still Life

Grissom and his team investigate when a 6-year-old boy is reportedly kidnapped from a park where he was playing. And Nick is visited by Kelly Gordon, the daughter of the man who abducted Nick and buried him alive.

Starring: William Petersen, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

21:30 THE BIG C HD WS M

Playing the Cancer Card As Paul jump-starts his life as a single dad by returning to rugby, Cathy cashes out her retirement account to buy a new sports car.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:00 WEEDS HD WS MA

Bliss

Nancy cuts a deal with the hotels concierge to sell hash to hotel guests. Meanwhile, Silas and Andy also make unusual progress with their day jobs. Elsewhere, Shane and baby Stevie keep themselves occupied by joining a mommy group. Back at Ren Mar, Doug is interrogated by Cesar and Ignacio for information on Nancy

Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Hunter Parrish, Kevin Nealon, Justin Kirk

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug References, Some Violence, A Sex Scene, Some Coarse Language

22:30 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL HD WS MA

Duncan pushes Belle to find out what really turns her clients on so she hopes her next appointment will be interesting. But when the time comes to write about it, she finds her own subconscious desires for Duncan taking over.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

23:30 THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD Repeat HD WS PG CHRISTINE

For Love Or Money After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard, who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 00:00 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Lisa Kudrow On tonight's episode Lisa Kudrow gets an answer to her fathers life long question which leads to something her and her father never thought possible.

01:00 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Still Life

Grissom and his team investigate when a 6-year-old boy is reportedly kidnapped from a park where he was playing. And Nick is visited by Kelly Gordon, the daughter of the man who abducted Nick and buried him alive.

Starring: William Petersen, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

02:00 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS M

Playing the Cancer Card As Paul jump-starts his life as a single dad by returning to rugby, Cathy cashes out her retirement account to buy a new sports car.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

02:30 WEEDS Repeat HD WS MA

Bliss

Nancy cuts a deal with the hotels concierge to sell hash to hotel guests. Meanwhile, Silas and Andy also make unusual progress with their day jobs. Elsewhere, Shane and baby Stevie keep themselves occupied by joining a mommy group. Back at Ren Mar, Doug is interrogated by Cesar and Ignacio for information on Nancy

Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Hunter Parrish, Kevin Nealon, Justin Kirk

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug References, Some Violence, A Sex Scene, Some Coarse Language

03:00 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA

Duncan pushes Belle to find out what really turns her clients on so she hopes her next appointment will be interesting. But when the time comes to write about it, she finds her own subconscious desires for Duncan taking over.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

03:30 SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS 1948 Repeat G

Saraband For Dead Lovers

Famous tragic love affair between a princess and a soldier. British costume film.

Starring: Stewart Granger, Joan Greenwood, Flora Robson, Frederick Valk, Francoise Rosay, Peter Bull

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Oct 21, 2010

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 10:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

For Love Or Money After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard, who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 THE ALICE Captioned Repeat WS PG Jack is shocked when an old band mate arrives in town and tells him the band has replaced him with a younger lead singer.

Starring: Erik Thomson, Jessica Napier, Simon Burke

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

12:00 ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. 1967 Repeat PG

One Million Years B.C.

In prehistoric times, a young man driven out of the savage Rock Tribe by his father wanders for years encountering many amazing sights, including his first view of the sea - and of a beautiful girl of the gentle Shell people with whom he falls in love. The couple face many dangers, from man-eating dinosaurs to exploding volcanoes, to return to his people and his rightful leadership of his tribe.

Starring: Don Chaffey, Raquel Welch, John Richardson, Robert Brown, Percy Herbert, Martine Beswick

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Birds

Nikki is sexually harassed and blackmailed over her secret affair with ET. The crew are exposed to deadly avian flu while arresting illegal fishermen. ET is bashed and left for dead on a sinking boat. Mike and the crew use extreme measures to rescue him. Stars Lisa McCune, Ian Stenlake, David Lyons and Saskia Burmeister.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor, Alan Dale, Saskia Burmeister

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Where There's Smoke

The heat is turned up in more ways than one when Jodi joins the Country Fire Service.

Starring: Lisa Chappell, Rachel Carpani, Bridie Carter, Sonia Todd

16:00 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat WS PG

Lisa Kudrow On tonight's episode Lisa Kudrow gets an answer to her fathers life long question which leads to something her and her father never thought possible.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

Doctor Little Man Christine begins seeing a therapist, Dr. Max Kershaw, who shares office space with Matthew, although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

20:00 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR WS PG

Nelson Art

Dogs barking, cat poos, brown-eyes and loud music are just some of the intriguing reasons that have residents falling out with their neighbours at alarming rates. Where the police, city councils, threatening lawyers and offensive language may have failed, Neighbours At War gingerly steps in to assist with a variety of well-intentioned mediators.

MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING 20:30 BLOCK WS M

Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

21:30 THE F WORD Captioned Repeat WS MA

Acclaimed chef Gordon Ramsay uses his passion and flair in the kitchen to help ordinary people, not professional chefs prepare simple and delicious meals. Each week Gordon helps amateur chefs prepare easy dishes that viewers can cook at home. He also takes on the brave task of trying to re-invent and encourage the traditional Sunday family lunch.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Superhuman Giants/Face Blindness

These people aren't just tall they are breaking the 7 foot barrier. Also the people in the next story have a unique condition called face blindness. They see perfectly well, they just can't process what anybody looks like, not even their own children.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 00:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

Doctor Little Man Christine begins seeing a therapist, Dr. Max Kershaw, who shares office space with Matthew, although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years. 01:00 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR Repeat WS PG

Nelson Art

Dogs barking, cat poos, brown-eyes and loud music are just some of the intriguing reasons that have residents falling out with their neighbours at alarming rates. Where the police, city councils, threatening lawyers and offensive language may have failed, Neighbours At War gingerly steps in to assist with a variety of well-intentioned mediators.

MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING 01:30 BLOCK Repeat WS M

Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

02:30 THE F WORD Captioned Repeat WS MA

Acclaimed chef Gordon Ramsay uses his passion and flair in the kitchen to help ordinary people, not professional chefs prepare simple and delicious meals. Each week Gordon helps amateur chefs prepare easy dishes that viewers can cook at home. He also takes on the brave task of trying to re-invent and encourage the traditional Sunday family lunch.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

03:30 ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. 1967 Repeat PG

One Million Years B.C.

In prehistoric times, a young man driven out of the savage Rock Tribe by his father wanders for years encountering many amazing sights, including his first view of the sea - and of a beautiful girl of the gentle Shell people with whom he falls in love. The couple face many dangers, from man-eating dinosaurs to exploding volcanoes, to return to his people and his rightful leadership of his tribe.

Starring: Don Chaffey, Raquel Welch, John Richardson, Robert Brown, Percy Herbert, Martine Beswick

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Oct 22, 2010

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 10:00 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

Doctor Little Man Christine begins seeing a therapist, Dr. Max Kershaw, who shares office space with Matthew, although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 THE ALICE Captioned Repeat HD WS PG The Baa Bar and the Bull Bar's friendly footy game descends into a grudge match fuelled by Simon's interest in Helen. The Bar Baa team deal with a secret agenda while fighting to win the game.

Starring: Erik Thomson, Jessica Napier, Simon Burke

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

12:00 THE BRIDAL PATH 1959 Repeat WS G

The Bridal Path When the head of a family rules there must be no marrying between cousins on the Scottish Island of Beigg, a young man goes to the mainland to hunt for a wife...and runs for his life.

Starring: Frank Launder, Bill Travers, George Cole, Bernardette O'Farrell, Gordon Jackson

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Hidden Agendas

Mike uncovers an illegal arms smuggling operation on the Samaru Islands. Kate and Jim's romantic getaway turns into a life and death struggle when they encounter rebel forces. Swain goes to extreme lengths to protect the life of a kidnapped boy on Samaru. Stars Lisa McCune, David Lyons, Ditch Davey and Matthew Holmes.

Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor, Alan Dale, Saskia Burmeister

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Perfect Match

Loyalties are stretched to breaking point as a new partnership forms on Drovers Run.

Starring: Lisa Chappell, Rachel Carpani, Bridie Carter, Sonia Todd

16:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

16:30 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR Repeat WS PG

Nelson Art

Dogs barking, cat poos, brown-eyes and loud music are just some of the intriguing reasons that have residents falling out with their neighbours at alarming rates. Where the police, city councils, threatening lawyers and offensive language may have failed, Neighbours At War gingerly steps in to assist with a variety of well-intentioned mediators. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

The Curious Case Of Britany B Christine surpasses the Meanie Moms in popularity when Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school. Plus, Matthew and Richard try to evict an elderly woman, from the apartment they hope to rent.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Chick & A Duck

Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Part 1 of Getaway's American Road Trip

4 strangers, one van on a 1500 mile adventure from top to bottom of the USA. Tonight the road-trippers leave Chicago and head down Route 66. Plus a cooking school in Tuscany, and the celebrity travellers are Julia Roberts and Javier Bardim.

20:30 HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN WS M

Tenerife and Lake District

Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks. The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday.

21:30 THE LIBERTINE ***GO ONLY*** 2004 HD WS MA

The Libertine

The story of the Earl of Rochester, a 17th century poet who famously drank and debauched his way to an early grave, only to earn posthumous critical acclaim for his life's work.

Starring: Johnny Depp, Richard Coyle, Rupert Friend, John Malkovich

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Sexual References, Strong Sex Scenes

23:45 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With The Chick & A Duck

Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 00:15 CHRISTINE Repeat HD WS PG

The Curious Case Of Britany B Christine surpasses the Meanie Moms in popularity when Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school. Plus, Matthew and Richard try to evict an elderly woman, from the apartment they hope to rent.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:45 HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN Repeat WS M

Tenerife and Lake District

Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks. The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 01:45 THE LIBERTINE ***GO ONLY*** 2004 Repeat HD WS MA

The Libertine

The story of the Earl of Rochester, a 17th century poet who famously drank and debauched his way to an early grave, only to earn posthumous critical acclaim for his life's work.

Starring: Johnny Depp, Richard Coyle, Rupert Friend, John Malkovich

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Sexual References, Strong Sex Scenes

04:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Part 1 of Getaway's American Road Trip

4 strangers, one van on a 1500 mile adventure from top to bottom of the USA. Tonight the road-trippers leave Chicago and head down Route 66. Plus a cooking school in Tuscany, and the celebrity travellers are Julia Roberts and Javier Bardim.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Such Men Are Dangerous

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries. Sat Oct 23, 2010

06:00 THE BRIDAL PATH 1959 Repeat WS G

The Bridal Path When the head of a family rules there must be no marrying between cousins on the Scottish Island of Beigg, a young man goes to the mainland to hunt for a wife...and runs for his life.

Starring: Frank Launder, Bill Travers, George Cole, Bernardette O'Farrell, Gordon Jackson

08:00 CRITIC'S CHOICE 1963 Repeat WS G

Critic's Choice The wife of a vitriolic Broadway critic write a play and he agrees not to review it. However, after a meeting with his ex-wife, he is not only tempted to break his promise but also his marital vows.

Starring: Bob Hope, Lucille Ball, Rip Torn, Marilyn Maxwell

10:00 THE YEARLING 1946 Captioned WS G

The Yearling

This Academy Award winning film tells the tale of a young boy, the son of struggling Florida pioneer farmer, who is allowed to adopt a baby deer, a yearling, as a pet. Stars Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman and Claude Jarman Jr as the boy Jody.

Starring: Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman, Claude Jarmen Jnr, Chill Wills

12:45 NORTHWEST PASSAGE 1940 PG

Northwest Passage

1754. During the French and Indian War, a daring band led by Major Robert Rogers (Academy Award winner Spencer Tracy) set out across the wild lands in search of the desperately sought route. Exploring, discovering new territories, new peoples and, always, new adventures, this small band searches for the Northwest Passage.

Starring: Spencer Tracy, Robert Young, Ruth Hussey, Walter Brennan

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:20 THE MADWOMAN OF CHAILLOT 1969 G

The Madwoman Of Chaillot

In the Paris of superjets, nuclear bombs and high living, the Countess Aurelia, known as the Madwoman of Chaillot (Hepburn), lives in the past--in a state of genteel decay--oblivious of the 20th century. Her great concerns are the loss (years ago) of her lover and of her feathered boa, purple and nine feet long. But now she enlists the aid of three cronies to defeat the dehumanizing Establishment and rid the world of evil.

Starring: Katharine Hepburn, Yul Brynner, Paul Henried, Donald Pleasence

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 18:00 CHRISTINE HD WS PG

Nuts Max points out to Christine that she tends to quit things when they get too difficult, including relationships. This, he says, is one of the reasons he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:30 DEADLY SURF Captioned WS PG

The lifeguards receive a visit from a young man they saved, a group of teenagers must be rescued after they swim too close to the rocks, new recruits struggle to meet lifeguards swim standards and an hours rescue of three teenagers.

19:00 ANIMAL EMERGENCY Captioned Repeat WS G

Young Bitsy the dog was bitten on the chin by a paralysis tick. Bitsy is fighting for her life as the toxins spread quickly throughout her small body. A Siberian Husky has been found wandering the streets and Cookie the cat has swallowed something foreign which needs to be removed.

19:30 A YEAR WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY Captioned Repeat HD WS PG It's not all ribbon cutting and plaque unveiling. Months, even years of careful preparation go into these events. And the Queen keeps an eye on it all.

20:30 OLIVER! 1968 Repeat HD WS G

Oliver!

Young Oliver Twist grows up in a workhouse for orphans run by Mr Bumble, who sells Oliver to an undertaker. Oliver runs away to London, where he meets the Artful Dodger who introduces him to Fagin and his crime school. When the "Dodger" successfully picks a gentle-man's pocket, he escapes but Oliver is arrested.

Starring: Ron Moody, Oliver Reed, Harry Secombe, Shani Wallis, Jack Wild, Mark Lester 23:30 DEADLY SURF Captioned Repeat WS PG

The lifeguards receive a visit from a young man they saved, a group of teenagers must be rescued after they swim too close to the rocks, new recruits struggle to meet lifeguards swim standards and an hours rescue of three teenagers.

00:00 ANIMAL EMERGENCY Captioned Repeat WS G

Young Bitsy the dog was bitten on the chin by a paralysis tick. Bitsy is fighting for her life as the toxins spread quickly throughout her small body. A Siberian Husky has been found wandering the streets and Cookie the cat has swallowed something foreign which needs to be removed.

00:30 A YEAR WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY Captioned Repeat HD WS PG It's not all ribbon cutting and plaque unveiling. Months, even years of careful preparation go into these events. And the Queen keeps an eye on it all.

01:30 OLIVER! 1968 Repeat HD WS G

Oliver!

Young Oliver Twist grows up in a workhouse for orphans run by Mr Bumble, who sells Oliver to an undertaker. Oliver runs away to London, where he meets the Artful Dodger who introduces him to Fagin and his crime school. When the "Dodger" successfully picks a gentle-man's pocket, he escapes but Oliver is arrested.

Starring: Ron Moody, Oliver Reed, Harry Secombe, Shani Wallis, Jack Wild, Mark Lester

04:30 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Room In The Basement

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

05:30 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat WS G

The Return Of Eli Rocque

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.