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Schedule Program Guide For QTQ/SD

Sun May 20, 2012

06:00 TEAM UMIZOOMI G

Team Umizoomi is a new animated interactive math series for pre-schoolers.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

La Maestra de Musica Boots's music teacher, la maestra de música, needs to get to school in a hurry - but her bicycle is broken! How is she ever going to get to school on time with all her instruments in tow?

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

10:00 WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS Captioned Live WS G Join Ken Sutcliffe and guest hosts Grant Hackett, Giaan Rooney and Michael Slater for all the overnight news and scores, sports features, special guests and light-hearted sporting moments.

11:00 SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW Live WS G Join Peter Sterling along with Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler as they review and preview all the NRL action from the weekend as well as the boys for The Roast.

13:00 CYBERSHACK WS PG

The Cybershack crew showcase all the latest gadgets and gaming technology. Join host Yas London, Anthony Slater and Charlie Brown as Australia's longest running technology show brings you the latest technology, special guests, competitions and more.

13:30 THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR Repeat WS G

Father Knows Best

Will's influence on Ashley makes her realise there's more to life than the "controlled environment" of Bel-Air. She secretly transfers from private school to public school which is unacceptable to Philip, but she sticks to her guns until he allows her to stay.

Starring: Wil Smith, James Avery, Daphne Maxwell-Reid

14:00 2012 INTRUST SUPER CUP Live WS NA

Burleigh Bears v Souths Logan Magpies Wide World Of Sports presents the match of the round from Queenslands premier rugby league competition the Intrust Super Cup.

16:00 NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL WS NA

St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs

Wide World Of Sports presents St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs from WIN Jubilee Oval, Kogarah. Join Ray Warren, Peter Sterling, Phil Gould and Brad Fittler for all the post match interviews and analysis.

18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA

Join Davina Smith for Queensland's leading news service.

18:30 THE BLOCK Captioned WS TB Host Scott Cam calls tools down on the teams as they complete their main bathroom and laundry in time for the judges. But The Block is in turmoil as one couple is accused of cheating.

19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned WS M

Pink Champagne On Ice (*All New*) The investigation of a casino worker's homicide reunites Jane with a magician he used to tour with when he was a practicing psychic.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang

Cons.Advice: Some Violence 21:30 UNFORGETTABLE Captioned WS M

Blind Alleys (*All New*) Members of the Queens police department are taken hostage by a suspect's father who demands justice for his son being shot by Roe.

Starring: Poppy Montgomery, Michael Gaston, Dylan Walsh, Kevin Rankin

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M

Hunting Ground

An exclusive hunting club where the prey is human is uncovered by the CSIs after a man is killed with a bow and arrow in the Everglades. The probe reveals the victim is an illegal immigrant who was sold into slavery for the purpose of being hunted. Series star Adam Rodriguez wrote and directed the episode.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 FLASHPOINT Captioned Repeat WS M

Asking For Flowers When a cop is held hostage by an enraged family member, the team has to set aside their own feelings to resolve the situation. However the tables turn when the hostage is not who the team thinks.

00:30 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Captioned Repeat WS M

Using hidden cameras, What Would You Do? establishes everyday scenarios and then captures peoples reactions. Whether people are compelled to act or mind their own business, John Quiñones reports on their split-second and often surprising decision-making process.

01:30 SPYFORCE Repeat PG

The Diplomat A Japanese Cabinet Minister, concerned that Japan cannot hold her advance position in the Pacific, tries to organise a separate peace with the Americans, through Spyforce.

Starring: Jack Thompson, Peter Sumner, Katy Wild

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 DANOZ G

H20 Mop X5 (NINE)

Home shopping programme

04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA

Early morning news/talk show from ABC America's Time Square studio.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon May 21, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG

Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australias top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned WS P

Can Do Can, Can William and Sparkles call on The Magical Doctor of the Enchanted Forest when they need a cure for a case of the cant dos

16:00 PYRAMID Captioned WS C

(*Series Return*)(*All New*) Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:00 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G

(Gold Coast viewers only) Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 GOLD COAST NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) The Gold Coasts only local bulletin brings you all the latest in news, sport and weather. Presented by Bruce Paige.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Andrew Lofthouse and Eva Milic presents Queensland leading news service with the weather presented by Garry Youngberry. 18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.

19:00 THE BLOCK Captioned WS TB

Shelley Craft Challenge Challenge Master Shelley Craft takes the teams to Daylesford in country Victoria where they will have just 5 hours to style a room for Belle Magazine and be judged by editor Neale Whitaker.

19:30 THE VOICE Captioned Live WS PG

Live Final The Voice Live Shows continue as Coaches Delta, Joel, Keith and Seal seek to find the best voice in Australia. This week, the show features amazing live performances by the Artists from Team Joel and Team Keith.

21:30 TRICKY BUSINESS Captioned WS PG

Kates world is turned upside down when she discovers the full extent of Ricks betrayal. Desperate to save the family business; Kate forms a prickly alliance with rival Matt Sloane & Chad discovers the thrill of the chase as he tracks down a beautiful but elusive scammer.

Starring: Shane Bourne, Gigi Edgley, Lincoln Lewis, Debra Byrne, Antony Starr, Kip Gamblin

22:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat WS M

Admissions When a guidance counsellor is murdered at a private school, the mayor orders Mac and his team to drop everything to find out what happened.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill

23:30 SUPER RUGBY EXTRA TIME WS NA

Highlights from the Super Rugby matches over the weekend.

00:30 THE WHOLE TRUTH WS M

Liars A philandering dentist is murdered and his wife is accused of the crime. But it's hardly a simple case. Elsewhere, Kathryn and Jimmy get caught up in lies with her mother and his ex.

Starring: Maura Tierney, Rob Morrow, Eamonn Walker, Sean Wing

01:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Proactiv v2ih AU 229

Home shopping programme.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ G

H20 Mop X5 (NINE)

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned WS P

Nursery Rhyme Time When Sparkles sets out to create a book of nursery rhymes, William is inspired to act out the characters in the stories. With the help of a magic hobby-horse they end up a tumbling adventure through the magic book.

16:00 PYRAMID Captioned WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:00 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G

(Gold Coast viewers only) Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 GOLD COAST NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) The Gold Coasts only local bulletin brings you all the latest in news, sport and weather. Presented by Bruce Paige.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Andrew Lofthouse and Eva Milic presents Queensland leading news service with the weather presented by Garry Youngberry.

18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw. 19:00 THE BLOCK Captioned WS TB

In their race to complete a bedroom and their hallways some teams try to cut corners which puts them in the firing line with Site Foreman Keith. Host Scott Cam tries to teach Dan how to say no to Dani with hilarious results.

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon hopes acting lessons from Penny will help him become a better teacher. Meanwhile, Koothrappali fantasizes about his best friend's girlfriend.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned WS TB

The Countdown Reflection The fifth season ends with Howard and Bernadette deciding to get married before his NASA mission, causing the gang to scurry into overdrive in an effort to stage the wedding.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

21:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned WS M

And The Broken Hearts (*All New*)

Max and Caroline spend Valentine's Day at the hospital with Earl.

Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned WS M

And The Kosher Cupcakes (*All New*)

Max and Caroline serve not-quite-kosher cupcakes at a Bar Mitzvah.

Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

22:00 SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD Captioned WS PG

One World Is Out the Window

A harsh rainstorm brings some castaways to the breaking point. For a fishing-gear reward, the teams memorize objects and place them in order. To win immunity, the tribe members maneuver through a maze while blindfolded to retrieve puzzle pieces.

23:00 SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD Captioned WS PG

Bum-Puzzled

An unforgivable betrayal rocks one tribe and forces its members to make a drastic move. For reward, the tribes use coconuts to break tiles, and for immunity they solve puzzles and retrieve keys for three locks that will release their tribal flag.

00:00 CHASE Repeat WS M

Paranoia A mother goes on the run with her young daughter after a grisly murder and the team must reassess their strategy for capturing her as doubts arise about the woman's mental state.

Starring: Kelli Giddish, Jesse Metcalfe, Amaury Nolasco, Cole Hauser, Rose Rollins

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

01:30 DANOZ G

H20 Mop X5 (NINE)

Home shopping programme

02:00 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme. 02:30 SELFCARE WS G

No! No! Hair

Home Shopping Programme

03:00 DANOZ G

Abdoer Twist

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned WS P

Crazy Comet Cakes William runs into a little bit of trouble as he and Sparkles make Big, Medium and Small comet cakes for their various sized Enchanted Forest friends.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:00 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G

(Gold Coast viewers only) Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 GOLD COAST NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) The Gold Coasts only local bulletin brings you all the latest in news, sport and weather. Presented by Bruce Paige.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Andrew Lofthouse and Eva Milic presents Queensland leading news service with the weather presented by Garry Youngberry.

Scottys Workshop Challenge Host Scott Cam brings in some very tough clients and judges as the teams are set the task of building the worlds best cubby house in this weeks workshop challenge.

19:30 STATE OF ORIGIN Captioned Live WS NA

Queensland v New South Wales - Game 1

Wide World Of Sports presents game 1 of the 2012 State Of Origin series from Etihad Stadium, Melbourne. The dynamics have changed without Darren Lockyer for Queensland, can that be what New South Wales needs to draw first blood? Join the Nine expert commentary team, Ray Warren, Phil Gould, Peter Sterling, Andrew Johns, Wally Lewis and Darren Lockyer for all the action, analysis and interviews.

22:15 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Benefactor Factor

A wealthy donor to the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go for the sake of science.

Starring: Jessica Walter, Joshua Malina, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

22:45 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Cohabitation Formulation As Wolowitz contemplates taking things with Bernadette to the next level, Leonard rekindles his relationship with Raj's sister.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:15 WEEDS Repeat WS MA

Excellent Treasures Nancy discovers something she shouldn't when she follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop. Meanwhile, Isabelle moves to Celia when her father accepts a new job.

Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Kevin Nealon, Elizabeth Perkins, Justin Kirk

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug Use, Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:45 ECLIPSE Repeat WS TB

James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:15 20/20 Captioned WS NA

(Fri-30-Mar-12)

20/20 is news and current affairs show anchored by Elizabeth Varga and Chris Cuomo.

01:15 NINE PRESENTS Repeat WS PG

Foo Fighters: Back and Forth

Music special.

01:30 DANOZ G

FlavorStone

Home shopping programme

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Chaz Dean v2id AU IN 229

Home shopping programme.

02:30 DANOZ G

Abdoer Twist

Home shopping programme

03:00 DANOZ G

H20 Mop X5 (NINE)

Home shopping programme 03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned WS P

Queen Sleepy Head

All is not well in the Enchanted Forest. All the flowers and veggies in the garden are wilted and floppy. Sparkles' wand is also suffering from the same 'floppy' problem. It turns out The Queen of the Enchanted Forest has not been sleeping well which has caused all magical things to be tired and floppy.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:00 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G

(Gold Coast viewers only) Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 GOLD COAST NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) The Gold Coasts only local bulletin brings you all the latest in news, sport and weather. Presented by Bruce Paige.

19:00 THE BLOCK Captioned WS TB

The teams have finally reached the half way mark in their renovations and reflect on the last 50 days living at The Block. Scott and Shelley stop by to see how the team's are progressing with their hallways and guest bedrooms which are due for delivery to the judges on Sunday.

20:00 HOT PROPERTY Captioned WS PG

Steve & Kylie are keen to start up their own business but before they do, they must sell Kylies converted warehouse apartment in Sydney. If they dont make $725,000 at auction, they wont be able to afford the start up costs of the new business. Plus, will three time world Iron Man champ Shannon Eckstein & best mate find themselves riding the crest of a wave with a huge sale&or will they face a wipe-out when their Gold Coast bachelor pad goes under the hammer?

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Toast Derivation

Sheldon struggles to cope when he realizes it's actually Leonard who is the center of their social group.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Prestidigitation Approximation Leonard must choose between new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Meanwhile, Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 THE FOOTY SHOW Captioned Live WS M

A mix of footy and fun as we take you inside the game with some of Rugby Leagues favourites.

23:15 THE FOOTY SHOW LATE Captioned WS M

Join the Logie Award winning Footy Show for its 19th season, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford and Matthew Lloyd as they go where no other show dares. All the latest in the world of AFL including, breaking news, team line-ups and entertainment. Plus regular favourites, Street Talk, Sam's Mailbag and Almost Football Legends.

01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

01:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Marathon

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Proactiv v2ih AU 229

Home shopping programme.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ G

H20 Mop X5 (NINE)

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri May 25, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned WS P

Missing Presumed Awesome

After a run to the far, far, far end of the Enchanted Forest, William and Sparkles discover they have a Giant problem. They cant find the magical giant stopwatch they borrowed off Geoffrey the Giant because the star house is very messy.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:00 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G

(Gold Coast viewers only) Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

17:30 GOLD COAST NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

(Gold Coast viewers only) The Gold Coasts only local bulletin brings you all the latest in news, sport and weather. Presented by Bruce Paige.

19:00 THE BLOCK Captioned WS TB

The Block Unlocked The Block's judges, Neale Whitaker, Shaynna Blaze and John McGrath review their decision about the teams main bathrooms and laundries and the couples give their views of their neighbours efforts.

19:30 NINE'S LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned Live WS NA

Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos Wide World Of Sports presents Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos, LIVE from AAMI Park, Melbourne. Join us for all the action, post match interviews & analysis.

21:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned WS NA

South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders Wide World Of Sports presents South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders from ANZ Stadium, Sydney. Join us for all the action, post match interviews & analysis.

23:30 FAIR GAME 1995 Captioned Repeat WS M

Fair Game

Dedicated lawyer Kate McQuean relies on her wits and willpower, not to mention the help of a handsome detective Max Kirkpatrick, to out-manoeuvre a high-tech Russian gang. While Max and Kate elude bullets and explosions, they can't elude the steamy passion that ignites between them. But for their love to last, they must break all the rules and still dare to hope for a fair game.

Starring: William Baldwin, Cindy Crawford, Steven Berkoff, Christopher McDonald

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Some Coarse Language, Sex Scenes

01:25 UP POMPEII 1971 Repeat M

Up Pompeii

A man lurks at the rent-a-girl stall in a Pompeii market place. He quarrels with the cheeky Captain Bilius, who leaves him holding a mysterious scroll which contains the names of a group of conspirators engaged in a plot against Emperor Nero.

Starring: Frankie Howerd, Patrick Cargill, Michael Hordern, Barbara Murray

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Nudity

03:05 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Bird In The Hand

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

03:35 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

04:00 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. Sat May 26, 2012

06:00 TEAM UMIZOOMI G

Team Umizoomi is a new animated interactive math series for pre-schoolers.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Daisy, La Quinceanera It's Dora's cousin Daisy's 15th birthday party, her quinceañera! But the party can't start without Dora and Boots - they need to teach everybody the mambo!

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 MORNINGS - SATURDAY Captioned WS G

Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS an exciting mix of highlights from the week in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australias top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.

11:00 KIDS' WB WS G Kids' WB, the only place for the best cartoons and the biggest prizes. Catch all of the fun with Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

11:05 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG

Viktor: The Spoils The team are called in to investigate a dispute in the small country of Zarkovia. Once there, they discover an old enemy is about to be unleashed.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 THUNDERCATS WS PG

Trials of Lion-O - Part 1 Part 1 of 2. A fatal fall takes Lion-O to the Astral Plane, where he learns he'll have to fight for a second chance at life by facing off against his teammates.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

12:00 WAKKAVILLE Captioned Repeat WS C

Wakka-Day

Wakka-day is here again and the town of Wakkaville celebrates by having its annual float parade. When Jaz discovers that Martin and Buzza couldnt possibly win the parade without her learning the famous Wakkadance she sets about to learn it at once.

12:30 PIXEL PINKIE Captioned Repeat WS C

April Fool's Day / If The Shoe Fits It's April Fools' Day at Plenty High and CJ plays a practical joke on Nina. Annoyed, Nina decides to play one right back and enlists the help of Anni and Pixel Pinkie to pull it off.

13:00 A GURL'S WURLD Captioned Repeat WS C

Jackies over-crowded schedule causes the three girls to fail qualification for the dance competition.

13:30 GASP Captioned Repeat WS C

Pond Scummin'/Egg Sitters Winston is having a big, slimy, scummy birthday bash in the pond and counts on his reluctant uncle Gasp to be the life of the party.

14:00 THE SADDLE CLUB Captioned Repeat WS C

Lisa's Choice - Part 2

Pine Hollow is quarantined by a suspected outbreak of equine influenza.

14:30 CRUSOE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rum & Gunpowder

After he's shipwrecked, Robinson Crusoe and his companion 'Friday' face the adventures and challenges of life on a deserted island in this action-packed television series based on Daniel Defoe's classic novel. The only thing keeping him sane is the memories of his past life and the love of his life.

Starring: Sam Neill, Philip Winchester, Tongayi Chirisa

Cons.Advice: Some Violence 16:30 DISCOVER DOWNUNDER WS G

Brisbane and Helensvale QLD

Fun Parks, Fun Parks and Fun Parks...and the occasional Yatala Pie for Tim, this is Queenslands south east corner. Thankfully, Brooke can see the bigger picture, which includes the best Holiday Parks, exploring the Brisbane River and a top notch Parma.

17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.

17:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG

Jason heads off to Balis little cousin Lombok and also discovers a great hotel with a bonus in Cairns; Kate is taking a scenic helicopter tour around the NSW Hunter Valley, and Catriona starts her mega European cruise adventure.

18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA

Join Davina Smith for Queensland's leading news service.

18:30 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG

Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.

19:40 THE VOICE Captioned Repeat WS PG

21:40 MUSIC & LYRICS 2007 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Music & Lyrics

Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore star in this romantic comedy about a washed up 80's pop star who gets a second chance. When a teen singing sensation asks Alex, a former pop star, to write a song and record the duet with her, Alex can't refuse. However, he can't write the lyrics, but his luck changes when he meets Sophie, a song writer. When the two of them sit down to write, the chemistry turns to solid gold.

Starring: Drew Barrymore, Hugh Grant, Brad Garret

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

23:50 WESTWORLD 1973 Repeat WS M

Westworld Written by acclaimed writer Michael Crichton, Westworld is a classic western/romance. A robot malfunctions creating havoc and terror for unsuspecting vacationers at a futuristic, adult-themed amusement park.

Starring: Yul Brynner, Richard Benjamin, James Brolin

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:35 THE SOUND OF LOVE 1978 Repeat WS PG

The Sound Of Love A heart warming love story about two young people with one of life's cruellest disabilities, deafness. They both fall in love and finally through laughter and tears make a life for themselves.

Starring: John Jarratt, Celia De Burgh, John Beynham, George Ogilvie

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Sexual References

03:05 GILLIGAN'S ISLAND G

Take A Dare

A man spends a week with the castaways as a part of a game show dare to spend a week on a deserted island.

Starring: Bob Denver, Nancy McCarthy, Alan Hale Jr, Kit Smythe

03:35 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Wombat

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

04:05 DANOZ G

H20 Mop X5 (NINE)

Home shopping programme 04:30 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON WS G

Religious program.

05:30 WESLEY IMPACT WS G

Religious program.