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Missouri School of Mines and Metallurgy, Rolla. Mo.

Vol. 4, No. 17. Friday, January 11, 1918. Price 5 Cents.

14 WAR AIMS OF U. S. McConnell-Metzgar. The Lass of Limerick Town. DEFINED BY WILSON. Rolla people were surprised to The Junior Class will offer to hear of Coach McConnell's mar­ the Rolla people a cleverly writ­ Approving Lloyd George's De­ riage, as he had always proved ten show by the name of "The claration, President Outlines himself girl-shy here with Rol­ Lass of Limerick Town," some time in the early part of Febru­ Demands. la's 400, but now everyone can readily see t here was a reason. ary. Washington, J an. 8.-In a T. T. McConnell and Miss The cast has been already statement of war aims, approv­ Mary E lizabeth Metzgar were picked, and daily rehearsals are ing the recent declaration of the m&rried at Carrollton, Mo., Sun­ being held in the Auditorium of British Premier, Lloyd George, day, December 30, 1917. After P arker Hall. President Wilson today present­ the ceremony the couple spent a Mrs. W. D. Turner, who will ed to Congress ' and the world a few days in Kansas City before have the leading lady's role, will special declaration of the terms coming back to Rolla. prove to be a hit, as she is well on which it would be possible .to Mrs. McConnell is a pet ite and adapted to her part, whkh calls make peace with the German au­ beantif ul woman of the br unette for many songs. Mrs. Turner is t.ocracy. To remove the provo­ type, and will undoubt edly prove the possessor of a beautiful cation to war, the P resident p ~ e_ the inspiration for many smart voice, and it will be worth the sen ted the following fourteen affairs. Mrs. McConnell comes price of admission just to hear cO!lsider?tions: originaEy from Iowa, but at the her. "Mike" Goldman, who in I.-Open covenants of peace time of her marriage she was previous years has directed the without private understandings employed by the Federal Gov­ annual show, h as answered the between nations. ernment teaching I,Home E co­ fascinating call of the footlights, rsairs. 2.-Abso:ute freedom of the nomics. and will be the leading man. seas in peace or war, except as Coach McConnell needs no in­ The rest of the cast are good. they may be closed by interna­ t roduction, as he h as long since and most of them h ave appeared tional action. shown all of us what kind of a befor e Rolla's Theatre Goers at 3.- Removal of all economic man he is. previous times. barriers, and the establishment The newly married couple are "The Lass of Limerick Town" of equality of i 1':10e conditions making their home with Mr. and is a two-act rom antic comic op­ mnong t he natirlns consenting to Mrs. F. E . Tay:or. era, which w s written by I-'e ace, and ass urances for the The Miner extends t he h earti­ The exact date has not as yet 17, maintemmce of ef]l1 ~! li ty. est cong 'atulations to Mr. and been decided, as well as the sale • 4.-Gua 'ant ee'3 for the reduc­ Mrs. McConnell, and may happi­ of tickets, but will be before long. tiO'1 of natio'1al armaments to ;socia- ness reign supreme forever. the lowest point consistent with H. A. Buehler Gets a New Ap­ domestic safety. pointment. Burg-Davis. 5. .- Impersonal adiustment 'of State Geologist H A. Buehler a:l colonial claims based upon 1\1rs. Blanche Trema !:'> Da,';, has been anpointed by Wallace the desires of t he people con­ announces the marrhg'c of her Crossley, the State Fuel Admin­ cerned. daughter, Lois Bach, to Robert istrator, as a member of the S.- Evacuation of all Russian Stanley Burg December 28, lCl17, St ate Fuel Advisory Committee. territory, and an olJportunity for at Can,Jls City, Mo. E verybody is glad of this ap­ Russia's political development. Mr . Burg gr duated from the pointment, because of Mr. Bueh­ 7.- Evacuat ion of Belgium Missouri School of Mines in 1916 ler's square deal ways. without any attempt to limit the He was drafted from Arizona, sovereignty of the state. and sent to Camp Funston, Kan. B. L. Ashdown, '16, former 1, 8.-All French territory to be He was promoted to Regimental Editor of the Miner, visited his freed and restored, and repara­ Instrument Sergeant of the 341 Alma MateJ;' a few days last week iation. tion made for the taking of Al- F. A ., and has just been selected Byron is now engineer for the for the third officers' training J ames Stewart Co., at Newport Cotinued on Page Three. camp. New •. PAGE TWO. THE MISSOURI MINER

BASKETBALL. have cinched the guards. In An Abstract of Title, or Bohn, Coach McConnell h as a The 1918 basket ball sEla f: bn Insurance P olicy From good guard, who will keep B. H. RUCKER bids fair to be the best season "Babe:" and "Kid" 'up to lthe Stands for all that is Reliable the Miner s have had since bas­ mark. This lineup is composed and Accurate Cc ketball was revived as a sport in of all-round pla ;rp,' !-:) who can be 1915. The present tentat ive shifted from guard to fonV:1l'd ,---­ace- schedule calls for fifteen games, or from for ward to guard with­ ROLLA 9.­ with a probability of one or two out mate' ially affecting the a'y's J mor e being put on the list later. t eam's offensive and de: en;;; ivc STATE BANK Ji nes Coach McConne!1 expects t o have st rength. 10.- a strong t eam on the floor for the A var sity t eam is rar ely much Capit31 a.nd Surp!us, $100,000. for a' first game of the season, which better t han its second string the pi Prompt and efficient service will probably be next week. men, and in N evedowsky and 1t The first games to be definite­ Montieth, forwards ; Kassel, cen­ and perfect safety. manif ly sch eduled for Rolla are two t er; and Christy and Koskey at Let us handle your banking. with f games with St. Louis Univer­ n:u ard, M. S. M. h s a second and if sity, Jan. 25 and 26. However, t eam t hat fi ght s all t he way. the el there will be a game h ere next Koskey is a freshm3.n. but is pende week, with either McKendree showing up remarkably well, rity 0 College Jan. 18, or with the while Kassel is the understudy MAil'S 12.­ Springfield Y. M. C. A. Jan. 14 of Swaze at center on the varsity MOKE Turki or 15. There is a so a possibility Other good men out for basket­ Empi that Marionville College will stop ball are Salmon, cent er ; N orviJe, ·.HOP der T off for a game. Two games here forward ; and Lottman and Mil­ secUl'i have been agreed upon b-r Drury, ler, guards. Krause, who made FOR YOUR for : and one game with Springfield his letter t wo years ago, says he TheI Normal, but r(o definite dates will repor t for practice as soon Smokes and Candies ogen! have been set. as his knee, which he injured in 13.­ Coach McConnell is planning t he Sophomore-J unior bat tle in1eDE on two trips this year, one of just before Christmas, has h eal­ SOME BLIZZARD and S01VIE SNOW iug tE four games, and the other five ed up. indisp . games. The first t rip will inc!ude AT If the st udents 8'i T ba'3 ketba:l w:th j a game with Central W es l ~yan flufficient support for th e fi rst politic at Warrent on. Feb. 14, and three few games. it is possible that the RoUa' s Theatre encc, games in St. Louis, t wo with St. Athletic Associat ion will permit b. in! Louis University, and one with more games to be scheduled to ~~ riday and Saturday 14.­ E' ith er Washington University or be played at Rolla. So, come out nation with some str ong city team. Five for t h at first game, and bring Bessie Barr iscale mutua games will be played on the trip some one with you. IN indene 'Nest, two with Drury College, tq ~ ' i t~ one with Springfield Normal, and Phillip B. Dolman, '17, geolo­ The Hater of Men alike. two with Marionville College. No gist with the Southwest ern P e­ "Fa rl efi nite date h as been fi xed yet troleum Co. , of Tu:sa, Oklahoma , RusseH WiHiam rOve 'l ~ fnr this trip. has applied for a ch c,nge of stat­ "we a Three of last year's letter men us f rom J unior-mem er to m er:L 'S an d § (.H! ~L,.'t :}; cr 'fIce' ti~u e are back this year, and with bel' in the A. 1. M. E. these as a nucleus. the Coach is F orget the G;.uizzes. Ichiev 'he ril building up a fast team that Rober t P . Garrett, forme in­ 1il1~t promises t o still be heavy enough struct o' at M. S. 1\: ., in 1893, is "ThE to withstand the rushes of heavy now vice-president and tre~ " m'er GO TO erty l: teams from larger schools. of th e Missouri Bridge and Iron ~ "Scotty" will be one of the for­ Co., of St. Louis. L . C . ~ . ~ ml°tl 11 ' S dent, i war ds, wit h J ohnson and Wright they I For Your working- f or t he other f orward E!ias S. Gatch, vice-pr esident State position. If Swaze continues to of t he B09x d of Manage s of the Amunition, Guns and Knives, OWn sf impr ove as h e has been so far Mis our i State Geological Sur­ Etc. PU'1lo1 t his season he will play center, vey, visited Rolla for the purpose andd E and Dorris and "Kid" Wilson of inspecting the Survey. R. I D. S.I r

THE MISSOURI MINER. PAGE THREE. rOll! 14 WAR AIMS OF U. S. Dean-Nort hern Wedding. liable DEFINED BY WILSON. Mr . Reginald Scott Dean, '15, Get Continued from Page One. was united in marriage to Miss Into -- Alberta Nor thern at the home of sace-Lorraine. the bride in Springfield, Mo., on a 9.-The readjustment of It­ Wednesday evening, December a!y's frontier, clearly recognizing Pair NK 26th. lines of nationality. Rv. Claude Simpson Hanby, of 10.-The freest opportunity 0,000. pastor of the First Methodist for aut onomous development of Church of this city, performed ,rvice the peoples of Austria-Hungary. the ceremony. Walter Ssott, '19, HELLER'S n.-The eva.cuation of Ru­ a cousin of Mr. Dean, acted as mania, Serbia and Montenegro, gr oomsman, and Miss Eva High Top Boots ring. with access t o the sea for Serbia, Northern, sister \of the bride, and international guarantees for was the bridesmaid. the economic and political inde­ Bot h of the young people are $5.00 and $6.50 pendence and territorial integ­ well known by quit e a few M. S. rity of the Balkan states. M. men. The bride has many 12.-Secure sovereignty of the accomp ~ ishments, among which Star Tailor Shop Turkish portion of the Ottoman is a t alent for music. She has 7th and Elm Street Empire; other nationalities un­ been attending the Springfield Phone 155 der Turkish rule t o be assured Normal since last September CLEANING, PRESSING security of life, and opportunity specializing in vocal music and AND REPAIRING. for aut onomous development. the violin. She was a member WORK G U ARANTEED The Dardanelles peninsula to be of the choir of the Christian E. A. GRAHAM, PROP. lies 0gen to all nat ions. Ch urch , and played in the Nor­ 13.-The establishment of an rial orchestra. She h as a very and i,ncleDen dent P olish st~ t e , includ­ happy and natural manner,which The Star Hand laundry ing te'1'itor ies inhabit ed by an should continue to win for her Rates for Students. Phone 155. indisputably Polish p opu~ation, many friends wherever she may w:+h fr ee access to the sea and r eside. HOT AND COLD political and eco'1omic independ­ The g oom is the son of Prof. ence, and territoyial integdity Geo. R. Dean, head of the De­ LUNCHES by inte national covenant s. part ment of Mathematics in the A.T THE 14.-General association of School of Mines, and Consulting nations in special covenants with E ngineer for the General Elec­ DELMONICO mutual guarant ees for political ~ale t ric Co., of Schenectady, N. Y. J. indenendence and territorial in­ H is a young man of exemplary Mrs. F. Scott, Prop. twt'ity to l arg~ and small states habits, and is a rising young Quick Service Everything Clean Men alike. The Delmonico is a member of the p,cientist . He h as already achiev­ National Auto Association, I "For such arrangements and ed some distinction in print. He sell r.ovenants," said the P resident, graduated in the course of Gen­ "we are w!!ling to fl ~h t, and con­ eral Science, receiving his Bach­ 'fice tinue t o fi p,'ht unt il they a-re elor's degree from the School of 'gGhieved, only because we wish Mines in 1915, and the degree of Model Grocery ~ es . the right to prevail, and desire Master of Science in 1916 from -- a, iU'lt and stable peace. the same inst itution. The follow_ Everything Good "The final war for human lib­ ing year he was Assistant in erty has come,' said the Presi­ Physical Chemistry and grad~­ To Eat dent, in ending his address ," and ate st udent at Harvard Univer­ 's thev (the people of the United sity. In t he fall of 1917 he en­ Phones 78 and 279 State ) are re dy to put their tered t he University of Ch icago own stren,Q,"th, their ow highest ~s F ellow in Ch emistry and grad_ ------.---- Jii"es, purnose, and their own integrity Physics. Thi latter position he ELITE CAFE and devotion to the test." has .i ust resigned, to accept an appointment as Instr uctor in G ood M eals at R. L. Bennett, '18, is with the Metallurgy in the University of Reasonable Prices U. S. G. S. at Norfolk, Va. Pittsburgh , -Pittsburgh, Pa.

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THE MISSOURI MINER. TALES AND TAILINGS. Note The Change A weekly paper published by the It is unfair to steal any man's B Students, in the interest of the Alu~­ thunder. Go out and make a lit_ Subscription price $1.50 for the ni. Students and Faculty of the Mls­ tle noise of your own. siur s0uri School of Mines and Metallurgy, The Rolla Herald takl Rolla, Mo. "If I don't make at least an S Established in 1866. at P II· F,ntered as second class matter April in , it is just because JOB DEPARTMENT second 2. 1915, at the post office at Rolla, Mis· P rofessor Blank doesn't appre­ to none. sch( souri, under t he Act of March 3, 1879. ciate my work. If I don't, I am Get your Cards, Invitations, a Sl and all first-class Job Work STAFF. not going to take any more work Fric with him. Believe n-:e , I am go­ done at the HERALD OFFICE. TI Editorial. Student Note Book P aper F. H. Geib ...... Editor-in-Chief. ing to take stuff that I can make glor J am es P. GiIk ...... Associat e Ejitor. a good grade in."-Omniscient for Sale. Nicl Lawrence Miller ...... Assistant E ditor. Student. Charles L. Woods, Publisher. Sep: Busineiiii Management. oxy' Osher Golasmith ...... Business Manager He Could, But Would He? F. H . Taylor...... Bus. Manager Kfa ~ Asst. "He opened his heart." STUDENTS ARE WELCOME J . .G. M:iller...... Circulation Mana~er terr R. K. Stroup ...... Asst. Cir culation "He f roze her with a glance." at Hea W Scott...... Adv6:rtising Manager "His reply was cutting." in S P. :D. Wilkinson .... Asst. Adv. Manager Merchants & Farmers Bank. "His lips flew in the darkness." of tl Class Reporters. "He jumped to a conclusion." Senior Class ...... ____ . __ E . R. Housholder last "He swallowed his disappoint- Junior Class __ . . _ ...... ---- ... E . E. Ashlock "Va lnent." Make Arrangem ents Sophomore Class.. .. C. B Hummel For Your Par Freshman Class ____ .... ______... ,L. R. Short -Volante. bair Published Every Friday. Try loving your work, and you RoHamo Pictures 1: will attack problems with a hug. 00 Subscription price. Domestic, $1.50 la-S per year; Foreign, $1.75; Single copy, TODAY miq 5 cents. From list of accredited schools in M. S. M. catalogue of 1917, are at if t CHANGES IN EDITORIAL found :the following : be STAFF. Hosmer Hall, (St. Louis.) Baumgardner's Studio eigh Lenox Hall, (St. Louis.) B For t he third time this present Loretto Academy, (Kansas " 1 hat nothin'. I had ten." fe rr school year it has been necessary City.) No, Percy, M. S. M. does not Ann for the Miner Board :to make Mary Institute (St. Louis.) have final examinations. B changes in its staff. Certainly It really appears from the such frequent shake-ups are not in tl above that M. S. M. must offer a Welcome Words. conducive to a good paper, but S. graduate co urse in etiquette and P rof. Mann : "Let's quit." owing to the fact that hith erto part social art. P r of. Dean: "Q. E. D. Qui:t no student knew exactly how rodr Eat Dinner." long h e would r emain in sch ool, It Sergeant-Major-Fall out, any Dr. McRae: "You may go." nothing other than frequent lure one that knows anything about Prof. Muilenburg : "~--." staff changes has been possible. care motor cars. (Cadet falls out.) (The bell rings first.) The latest changes, due to Mr. Upp Now, then, what do you know Dr. Daniels : "That will do for Duga's departure from school, earl; about 'em? today." have made John Geib Editor-in­ Cadet-Well, sir, I own a Rolls No man has a right to criticise Jc Chief, with Jimmie Gill as Asso_ bus) Royce. unless he can suggest a remedy. ciate Editor, and Lawrence Mil­ Sergeant-Major-Oh, do you? Was ler as Assistant Editor. Well , go and clean the adjutant's The Pi Kappa Alpha's gave an oft motorcycle.-Punch. informal dance Saturday even­ app~ Mass Meeting January 4th. ing, January 5th. The out-of­ S( Sophomores in charge. Should you fail, you're put to­ town guests pr esent were Miss on 1 The Sophomores appeared to gether wrong-you undoubtedly Helen Wood, of Springfield, Mo. ; Pl'01 be competing with the Juniors, have your wishbone where your Mi ss P auline Weissge 'ber, \0£ I'OU and it also appeared that the backbone ought to be. Lebanon Mo . ; Miss A ene Rob­ arnt Sophomores won. ertson a~d Miss Fern Parker, of tla~ A t the End of the First Semester Carthage, Mo .; and Miss Mc­ ~el'l "I had nine quizzes thi" week." Sub~cribe Fo!" The Miner. Gowan, of Kansas City, Mo . fURl THE MISSOURI MINER. PAGE FIVE,

JUNIOR COLUMN. H. D. Scruby is now st ationed nge with Co.: 8, Sec. 3, 3rd Regiment, o for Bruce is giving instructions in U. S. Naval Camp, Charleston, the manly art up at the Gymna­ South Carolina. 'aId sium. Only featherweights have How grateful we are to our ~~~~~~I taken advantage of his kindness i Railroad Surveying Professor. ,! lecond at present. I ~ot PE C!L How nice it would be if all of our "Kid" Wilson has returned to HE perfec - ~ instructors would be so consider­ tion o f pencil· t ttions school all right. He will make T quality- un­ ate, and waive finals. e"' u.Cl~!e d for Work a speech in mass meeting next e;moc hn<:!ss, uni- ~ FI C E. Friday. I.I f.:·r~. .' ) · of gr, ading \ SOPHOMORE COLUMN. 1 and d urability. lper The Chemical Engineers had a 17 black degrees' glorious time the ot her day. Ben The army now has seven new from 6B softest to Nichols gave a t alk on "How to rookies from the Sophomore to 9H 1 aedest, and lisher. hard and medium Separate Out Dimethylenetetr:a­ Class. They are doing very nice­ (indelible) c opy­ - oxydiomethy lst yry 1." Then ly so far. They have learned ang. I: Loa le fOi' the distinc­ COME Krause discussed the "In­ the meaning of halt, can tell ~ live VENUS finish! terrelation of the Surviving their faces apart, etc. I Heart and P ancreas of the dog Al Laun, a pr omising young ~ ('?'"'\"""'::i ~~j\-~Yf~~~-:n JFREE! I Bank. in Sugar Metabalism." The be3t chemical engineer at M. S. M., ~:'ff~~~~i ,f · r~ is . t rhll box. of the program was saved fa,:, the I - "~. '''' ''~ WIth fIve VEN US has been having trouble with his ...... ",;;~~~ ' Drawing P e ncII$, last, when Weic;e r explained the "? ~:-~l!>. ... a;~ ,,, H. old e r and silicia determination. UI? on se­ \ _ ::::...'-"'~ VE.NUS Eroser "Variability of Strophantia with cond t hat he remembered that ...... sent free. Write mts ';. • ;t. for it. ~ P articular Reference to Qua_ ~~ .~: .~" · ·t . .. -ffi} he pipetted the HF that he used n~-- ' - r bain." to dissolve his silicia with. Ex­ ~ Using as a basis the number American Lead Pencil C o. perience is a hard school. I FHthAvc., N. Y. II Ires of Miners that attended the Rol­ "Bobbie" Stubbs, who stopped Dept, I la-Sullivan basketball game, we smoking some time before Try the VEN US Eraser. to~. M <.:ie . ~ . ;J ' j' miQ'ht expect a crowded house rI in ! 2 sizes. $2.00 per bo... ",'::::.1 ,j Christmas, has finally given way I _ _ ~' .. ...-r~'-:" -"T?,~~.~.s-I.;:;;.~;; ;~ if the preliminary game would again under the wiles of Lady be between the seventh and Nicotine. Do Your Banking With The eighth grades. Bill Bailey has been doing u~io Bob Marston ha.s been trans­ some con s i s t~ n t fussing for the National Bank of Rolla -- ferred. a.nd ic; now stationed at last t wo weeks. Wonder who ,en." Annaheim, California. Member of The Federal Reserve Bank oes not the lucky girl could be. Bill Nolte is surveying down Dick Johnson has gone to Kan_ Geo. H. Boyer, '08, has been in the Ca olin3s for the U. S. G. sas City to take examinations commissioned 1st Lieut. of Ord­ S. At p ec;ent he is chief of a for the Balloon Corps. Here's nncennce, nd hs been ssigned to it." party which i c; rornuoc; pn of two luck t o you, Dick. t he American Ordnance Base ). Quit rodmen, a tin Lizzie and himself. Depot in France. At present he It is repo ted that a new lec­ William P . Hatch, '07, is in is temporarily auditing in Wash­ I go." t ure room h s heen bui!t to t ake business as an engineer and ar­ ington, D. C. ---." care of the Descrip. patie:nts. chitect, 60 State St., Boston, Uppe~ classmen should sign up Mass. Wm.! L. Aves, ex-'15, is with II do fOl' early, and avoid the rush. Headquart ers Co ., 315th Engi­ Johnnie H owendobbler had a P r of . Dickerson ent ertained a neer s, Camp Travis, Texas. number of the members of his criticise busy time of it this week. He classes at his home on Friday )rnedy. was trying to show his folks all Robert J . Paulette, '12, is '1st of the sights of Rolla. and still evening, January 4th. Lt . Co. B, 31 5th Engineers, gave an appear as a student. Some job! Camp Travis, Texas. y even- The address of Lt. H. A. Am­ Some of you men can h elp put bler, '17, now is Co. L, 30th Inf., out-of- J ames L. Head, '16, is 2d Lt. on a good entertaiment for our Camp Greene, Charlotte, N. C. re Miss pr ogram at' Mass Meeting. If Co. B, 315th Engineers, 9 amp Id, Mo.; you Cll.n do anything in the J ohn S. Hoffmann, '16, is 1st T ravis, Texas. bel', ,0£ amusement line, classical or non­ Lt. Infantry, Camp Stanley, ne Rob­ Clarence Woods, '04, is with clac;sical, see Gill and offer your Texas. rker, of services. Amateurs are not re­ the A. S. & R. Co. , at Blue Hill, iss Me­ fUiIl~d . Patronize our aclverti~ e rs . M•. Mo. PAGE SIX. THE MISSOURI MINER

SENIOR COLUMN. and white-with horseshoe and clover . Those who attended The week of quizzes. There wer e of the different college sets PLAY POOL was exams in every subject ex­ of Missour i University, Wash­ cept chemistry and English. The ington University, St. Louis Uni_ A Gentleman's Recreation longest was the final in Electrical versity and Rolla School of You Will be Trenlan, Samuel Neve­ school. The Seniors axe proud domsky, and Eugene Nevedoms_ th e ~ 1 the J of the fact that so far this year kyo they have not had to bother with an d the barber business. However, Ahrens, cwfid entially : Geib, week if it becomes necessary they will what wa s the lowest g-rade you 'lIil!t be found equal to the task. ever made? The brokerage firm of "Bob Geib: Ahrens, T lnv8 ne ve r Rolla's Heller and Next Tuesday" has one made less than zero, Bigzest a nd Best Store. Th had a bad week. Most of the Getting By. EVERYTH!NG ica l : lo sses have been due to the mar­ 110'1( Lewis: P rof., has this piece To Ea t a nd Wear Builc riage market. This firm finally of t racing paper got two sides? delivered the final payment of 93 Rn cents on the T. T. Mc. stock, Professor Hutsinpillar: The DO YOU KNOW "JP81 Other stocks are holding firm. class will write a theme on "Why 1 reI Motto, "He will DO YOU right." the Thne Spent at College is the This is Id2al Weather for t~p'e Happiest Time of a Man's Life." Weare all set for the three 'n 2( You had better mention eight Bowling. weeks'drive under the leadership to ill o'clock classes as a good reason of Prof. Locks, who starts his i\ \VO' for this happiness. Come in and try our Alleys. series of lectures here next Mon_ ' !! co day in Mining Economics and The Fr('shmen outdone the At Mining Law. faculty in the line of entertain­ erltr ment at Mass Meetings. With FRESHMAN COLUMN. such st ar performers, not actor s, as Wilson, Hynes. Nud~e m an, Frosh Makes His Debut in St. NorVille, Nevedomsky and Guy, Louis Society. old man Barnum could put on a R"Ua T aU "rin~ Mr . and Mrs. J. A. Nevedoms­ show that would make Kaiser ky , of 1228 Blair avenue, gave a Bill take notice. Company "Good Luck" party last Sunday The instructor told the stu­ in honor of their son, Sam uel, dents that the blue print was for who came from Rolla Sch ool of bur ned. Burford who is f rom l FIRST CLASS PRESSING Mines t o spend the holidays with Missouri, don't believe it, tho, his parents. The decorations because he smelt of his immedi­ CLEANING and REPAIRING were the school colors-orange ately, and it smelt all right. THE MI::;::;OUIU MINER

Special L2ctures M. M. A. The Missour i Mining Associa­ There may be something you may want to tion will hold another smoker­ give some friend as a return Christmas gift, re­ le:::ture next week. The speaker wi l ~ most likely beW. E. McCour t member boys there is always plenty of neat ;ion profsssor of Geology at Wash­ pretty things here to select from, you are wel- .ight ington University, ,and Secre­ t?xy-Treasurer of the American com e to look it over. Institute of Mining Engineering. Other speakers who will address ~ !:Je Asscciat ion during t he next few months are P rof . Chas. E. --"-' --..------. ~~~~-.------Lo ~ke, B03ton, Mass., P rofessor - of Mining Economics Massachu­ setts Institute of Technology; J':lias S, Gatch, St. Louis, Vice­ P "e ident of the Missouri State Geological Survey Board of Man­ ffice, agers, and prominent smelter op­ e"ate in the Mississippi Valley ; WAlT, Hon. Frank H. F arris, Demo::' at­ iTork ic F loor Leader in t h e Missouri House of Representatives. The entire student body and faculty are invited to attend these smoker - ~ectu r es.! Watch AtfdctCD­ the Bulleti!l Boards fo, the t ime Sport3men­ and date of the lecture next week. The other meeting d3tes Everybody- 'iVill be 3.nY,ounced later. Here's your' beverage-

Met. and Chern. Sdety. 'Ore. The Metall urgical and Chem­ . ica l Scciety had a meetinq; last J HO'nchv r.ight at the Metallurgy ncvo is a splendid soft drink on which to tiD.in. Cocpletely satis­ ear Building. fbs t hD.t e:~trD.vD.Gan'c thirst th:lt strenuOl.:S e::e::-ci::e is bou::.d to 'R ?Yl ichols ' ''·'l. S the principal bri::1g - S:ltiSllC3 it VJi~ !1Ol.:t z.:1y of f.:: JE'aker of t he 8\' en ~ ng, and gave e ,:lt after-feclinE; cf f dl~css t:l:lt ., very inte: esti"W :md clear lec­ cones vli~ h water d:-;::l:iug • You w'] fb.d Devo 2t i::::s, rcst:lU­ for tell'e on the Cottr"ll process. Afl r :J.:1ts, groceries, dep2rt:::cnt and ,q n ? d cl ~ c1 fldvant~ ,Q"e with which Cl~:: 6 stores, picnic grot:nGs, base- 1.::::11 p Cl rks, soda four.tains, d:nbg to make all D')i r..t <: eleaT he had c:::- ::; a;1d other places wl,ere re­ q wO Tkinp- model u l '(,~E- n t, so that ~~e3hl :? g beverages are sold. Guard agai!lst substitutes. Have ,Ueys. ' P ('ould ee .iust h0w it worked. ';:;) 'bottl.!) opened in front of you, At adjournment it w a , decid­ :.. :·.::t seemg that the s ~a l is un­ ;:::-ol:en ani th:lt tl:e crown top eel th?t no spe::ial d~. te would be bc::rs the fox. Sold b bottles only, I ~SI r-et fo,:, the fl.ext meeting, as it c.:1G bottled exclusively by '/ould be 0 en t o call, and will be A:0."HEUSER-BuSCII- S T. LOUIS I)evo- t he ali-:vc2Z"·';:'ound ~p"' n olmcecl thru the Bulletin - 50ft a::,in~, Board, in~ '" 8 it e"". ('\ ? td ~ ;""!' (li ~ 'tl;nl for '''ho h !'1 d Or00. ' ·3~[ bcii pct E'l';!!;") : "'Vle1:"e'1't the" bo;kd jOr] f[ enough ?" Custorner : "Yes. but 'lot p,.,t) [! enough," -Kansan. -- PAGE EIGHT. THE MISSOURI MINER.

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M. E cjlitie ernlll i men ( PIa DOING THEIR BIT! noW 1 that E and a est eft ThE or ml trai ni be tra 10110\\ ca rpel chi nis driller Howard J. Teas, '17, Horace D. Scruby, '19. Donald Pray, '19. by thl B. S; in Civil Engineering. Kappa Sigma, Satyr, Mining Lambda Chi Alpha, Mining un der Corsair, Athletic Association. Asociation. Association. at sch ThU 'uch ~ Gover ment hese S. M. makin racy. Robert yons, , l~ . Martin F . Bowles, '18. John C. Raible, '18. Lambda Chi Alpha, Quo Vadis, Kappa Sigma, Theta Tau, Min­ Kappa Sigma, Quo Vadis, Pipe Mining A F" ()~i ation. ing Association. and BowL In Castle: rl.pe!' I'lent i 113th b',', Mi I:n es a 11ininc HatTy A. Kluge, '17, John J. Shipley, '17, Eer n'-'-.", 'v . tlUcLhlS, '16, Raln h< B. S. in Mining. B. S. in Civil Engineering. B. S. in Mining. tant oj Lambda Chi Alpha, Quo Vadis, Kappa Sigma, Tau Beta Pi, Corsair, Tau Beta Pi, Theta is fOI Rollamo. Pipe and Bowl. Tau. 10Uri E eXPe; high·e: ~o €qu. al10 ?c