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Volume XVII SAN LUIS OBISPO, NOV. 0, 1931. Number 4 J, C. Honor Students WELDING CLASS GOES INTO HUDDLE Ag Student* Petition Outnumber H. S. Men For Charter in F. F. A. Twen'ty-ftve California Polytechnic At their last business meeting, mem­ Indents were eligible to member- bers of the Junior Farm Center club Alp on the honor roll, according to framed a formal petition to the na­ Hair recorde made during the llrit tional organisation of the Future Far­ lb weeka, seven of these being chosen mers of America for admission and bom the four year students, and are now waiting for their charter dfhteen from the junior college dlvl- which will be forwarded from Wash­ dsn. It is probable that more would ington, D. C. W eligible, except f6r the fact that In the national organisation them asny are not taking enough units are twenty-five hundred chapters with - if work. __ sixty thousands members. The state at In order to be on the honor roll, a California has 181 chapters, with Undent In the high school division 4,000 members. ■sit be taking at least four units of ‘ The purpose of the organisation is v •irk, and two of these must be in a to provide recreation and fraternal re­ Sliiroom. Junior college students lationships for vocational students. Te ■sit be carrying at least fifteen be eligible for national membership, ■tneiter hours, six of which must be the school petitioning must offer won dwiroom work. No grades below a •in vocational agriculture. "C" are acceptable, and the report Membership in the national organi­ ■sit show a "B" average. An incom- sation is divided Into three groups i ■bte in any subject excludes a student active, associate, and honorary. In the ■sm the honor roll. individual clubs membership Is divid­ Honor students from the four year ed Into grades known as green hand, Arision are: Stanton Bryson, Alva Junior farmer, California farmer, aM flngory, Julius Hess, Everett Hewitt, American farmer. Before he may be­ Oftrl Johnson, Kenneth Shryack, and come a member, a green hand must he Kerris Whltehlll. fourteen years of age, and must be reg­ Junior college students who made ularly enrolled in all day, part-time, i t honor roll are as follow*: Frank or day classes In vocational agricul­ Ittbarta, Bernard Casner, Joel Cham- ture. kvs, Joe Davis, William Dawson, To be classified as a Junior farmer, Marge Hslvorsen, Theodore Holllng- no must have completed satisfactorily Richard Jackson, Elmore Kenney, at least one year of vocational agrio non W. Leach, Lester Ruben, culture, earned and deposited in the tItith Richards, John Ross, Dan Saga- bank, or wisely Invested, at least ■r, Carl Smith, Robert Tellam, Wil- twenty-five dollars, and must have bid T. Turrentine, and Burdette Wei- received a majority vote of the mem­ bers present at any regular meeting. The requirements for the ranking a t California farmer are very compre­ bly Flyers Licensed Reading, from left to right: B. Dawson, J. Culbertson, E. Kenney, M. Villers, L. Barker, £~Pearson, M. Hansen, hensive. At least two years of instruc­ As Transport Pilots B. Sell, M. Beutler, George James. — tion in vocational agriculture Aouure- With sparks flying and torches cracking the fourth period welding class begins its daily session. Here we requislte, and the candidate muit also have beginners and advanced students all struggling diligently trying to get an even ripple on their weld. . have passed occupational tests sup­ H. 0. Warren, instructor in aero- plied by the state agriculture educa­ ■Butics, and William Cheney, J. C. tional staff. He must also have earn­ Undent, received their transport pi- ed and deposfted in the bank or in­ St’s licenses from the Department of Delegate! Attend J. C. HLY Inducts Members; Big Jubilee Dance vested at least $200.00. Furthermore, Otmmerce, Washington D. C. he must be able to lead a group For this license, which is the high­ Press Convention Elects New Officers To Be Held Nov. 13 discussion for forty minutes, make lit type of commercial pilot licenses the school judging team, and show knied, the candidates were required to California Polytechnic was officially The Induction of members into the Conflict of dates between the party marked attainment In scholarship^ gsi the following examinations and represented at tne semi-annual Junior newly organised Hi-Y Society, which scheduled for Hallowe'en and a dance averaging 80 per cent or above in all college press convention held at the was to have taken place on October lven by the Rainbow Girls of San scho» Is not available. . Monday, November 9. The setting, •ajor San Francisco stations, and Printing offered expert suggestions a mess hall in France, is being pre- Presi Club Heiri Talk tevtral small radio stations In Call* regarding the use of heads and vari­ Twelve beef animals were shown ared by members of the Aero club. On Rtie of Advertising tends. ous kinds of type. Phillip Wost attend­ by P. Norton, R. Tracy, K. Wald, R. ob Houston, who is in charge of The California Polytechnic was rep- ed this section. Scott, I, Irvine, D. Waller and!). Cox, gproperties, has proven most ingenious Jteanted in this program by J. I. Glendale Editor Discusses News Heroford, Shorthorn and Angus stock In arranging the scenes. J. H. Hood, District Superinten­ were featured. J. Culbertson, J. Bogert, dent for the Curtis Publishing Com­ Thompson, G. P. Cooper, and Don Wal- James C. Safley, city editor, Glen- Joe Davis as Captain Hill and Earn­ y *. W. Raycraft, assistant farm ad- dale News-Press, made Interesting I. Irvine and D. Waller, exhibited pany, talked to the Press Club leak three Hampshire and three crossbred est Dunaway, and Harry Borah, os week on "The Development of Print­ JMr of San Luis Obispo, and Oscar suggestions regarding news gathering first lieutenants, ably present the *°lm, representing the Edna 4H club, and Interviewing to the copy-desk edi­ sheep. Poland China, Duroe Jersey ing and Advertising.” Mr, Hood briefly and Hampshire pigs were exhibited heroic action In the play. The com­ outlined the rise of printing and de 41,0 assisted in the broadcast. tors, which Sol Mondrus, who repre­ plete cast la as follows: sented Poly, vows he will put into by I. Irvine, D. Waller, J. Culbertson,' scribed the Roeetta Stone, which he 1). Cox, and J. Bogert. "NERVES" had seen in the British museum. He practice soon. ■■ disclosed Interesting facte pertaining Regional Supervisors Meet Newspaper Should Lead School Don Waller, of California Polytech. 1,1,, was selected to represent the Ted Hill (Captain U. S. to the publication of The Saturday ______n k . s a nf i Ha tfonvantion r *tfi°nai agriculture supervisors of Future TiflfffTf of vettform# m * Air Forces)... rt-^»m.,„.»,.J aa Davie [ O-#I£v*ninjr TvrwiTg Poit ■ wee ewtvw And lU ifd ewwvthat - Jjailfornla held their first meeting for phasixed the fact that the newspaper npeoeh at the bAnquet which clImAxeil Bob Thatch, 1st Lieut..... E. Dunaway wide advertisers pay.'"unbelievable ?* current school year at The Call- should stand for tho advancement and the exhibit. He expressed the appreci­ Jack Coates, 1st Lieut....Harry Borah prices today for a single page in this tentia Polytechnic on October 22-23. general good of Its Immediate locality ation of those who took part Iq the Frank Smith, 2nd Lieut.. ...B. Robinson publication. who attended were Julian A. and should be the leader in It. Dele­ success of the whole undertaking, and Arthur Green, 2nd Lieut.. H. Dunning Mr. Hood was Invited to make this gates were repeatedly cautioned that for tho educational opportunities af­ Paul Overman, 2nd Lieut .C. Chambers talk by Art Macfarlane, local District *cPhee, Ben R. Crandall, members of a newspaper should criticise, but only Agent for the Curtis Publishing Com­ agriculture staff, and regional forded. Speakers representing Utah Bob Langston, 2nd Lieut....Bob Gbert in a helpfil way that will not tosr and Nevada also commended the spon- Rook, Mess Sergt...... Roy Wilson pany, and advertising manager for Pyrfaore, A. G. Rlnn, E. W. Everett, the Polygram. ^Chappell, R. J. Werner, and B. R. down the spirit of the school com- sors of the enterprise. Orderly...... John Hewitt munlty, T H U POLYGRAM Patronize Those Who 'Advertise Idle Days In London THE POLYGRAM By Miss E. Louise Abbott POLY CHATTER (Continued from last issue,) EDITORIAL STAFF Nawa and Notae Furalahad by Kaportara of tha Various Organlxatlona After an evening theatre in Uiuu, Executive Editor...... ,...... Fate Armandaria Managing Editor...... „...... i...... Charlaa Finn is a good time for a walk down to tL Editorial Writers...... - .... Warran FuJIta, Frank Da Forrest Deuel Hall Notes Embankment with a companion Nsws Editor ...... Loel Kramar Heron Hall Items docs not talk too much. The Thsaai Make-up Editor...... i...... irnaat Balcomb Anyone wishing to get rid of old Frank Mlgueli*,. who has been con­ is calm and dark under its mvu Copy E d ito r...... V...... Jlwto Hlfbjr tin eana, goldbrieks, rusty naila, etc., fined for several weeks as the result bridges. It is old and untroubled, Sports Editora...... C. Eliot, M. Josovich, S. McLean etc., act elthar Sam Graten or Wallaca. of serious injuries sustained in an mysterious with a knowledge of Log. Humor...... r..*...... D. Macfdrlane, A. Thompaon, N. Covall- They pay tha highest^ prlcea. automobile accident, has returned. don’s sorrows and London’s triumnki Exchange ...... ,...... ,...... Warran FuJIta Frank’s, rugged constitution, acquired Cleopatra's Needle rises Ilka a Jin Reaidenta of Heron Hall are warned in Deuel last year, has carried him Anger to the sky. A boat slips not*, noTto take MoLean too seriously. The through tn flno shaper------iesely down stream. The deep throb of Bill Davenport, Sol Mondrua, P. Wait, L. McLlnn, C. Beaulieu, E. Lingecheld, dumb look on hla face doee not mean the traffic up in the city is sloe* J. Hyer, E. Houaton. that he la walking in hia alaap, but it Deuel Invites all “broom-pushers” in now. There is a red glow In the tilt doea mean that ns haa not received other dormitories to observe Axel light mist overhead, against whig BUSINESS STAFF A , the letter he ie expecting from River- Johnson, newly appointed custodian of tiie towers and spires of London iti* Advartialng Manager...... aide. Take Pity on Ye Fdlow Man and Deuel, when he is in the best of action. out darkly. The old river making littk Spare You Him. Less experienced Janitors are urged noises in its swift move to tn* i* Circulation Manager..*...... ,»v...... „..raui carver * * * to study Johnson’s technique. He Is seems to whisper of all that It h* MECHANICAL STA FF------“ _----- — Lew Wallac e ___ s mighty pageant of Polygram Make-up...... -...... ^....^Bruoa Roae He ia now flashing a San Luia High ping, or sweeping with a "fervent England’s history. London at this pin, but refuse* to reveal the name of energy which is an inspiration in it­ dark hour ia more thah ever a city of the young lady to the gentlemen of self. magic. Llnotyplata...... C. Davis, r. Carver * * * Photographora...... Hyar, L. M eunn the preee. Embankment Fine For Idle Wtlk .. » * • There is a rumor abroad that Don­ FACULTY ADVISERS „ _ _ _ From Dame Rumor we hear that ald Middlehurst is in love. We do not During the day this same Embank, Printing ...... Mr. B. R. Preuaa the Honorable Guetave Arnold Lind- pretend to judge a youth of such out­ ment is a different place, although It Photography...... " " Z .. ,...... Mr. Broughton berg ie to change hie abode to Heron standing character, but evidence ia is still fine for an tale walk, ana tie ...... »«.■ Raid, Mr. coupar Hell. No sooner had the startling dis­ convincing. When questioned, Donald “maxims” on the sidewalk someth** closure reached the ears of the loyal bluahed the color of roses In May, but prove entertaining. I jotted soms at Enured u •wondulaM autur O.tober tl. 1111, at tha put oUU* at «aa Lot* Obtapo, Call, Heronitea, than a committee was on refused to make any statement. them down one day. One «*; farnla, under the Art of Marek t. 1ST*. foot to attempt to avert the tragedy. • • • “Women are a delusion," says a mu A bl.weekly publleatlon Ueued br the Caltferata relfteebale Beheel, Baa Lola Obtoao. CalU. If the renowned “Pussy-Foot” moves Just a line or two of explanation of sixty. “Yes, and man are aWnyi ■ubeerlptien, ll.M a rear. Sind* eoflee, 1# eeaU. from town into the campus, the re­ regarding Rex Keenan’a marked pref­ hugging a delusion/’ says Miss Tim. related br the Calllerala relfteebale ieh eel m at ahe».______sult would be tragic to the fair sex. erence lately to remain standing at ty. Another was: "For rent In the hm • • * all times. No, the dormitory superin­ part of London suitable for won* Arthur Zook i> The latest man to tendent has not spanked him He has 25 feet long and 10 feet wide," K EDITORIAL acquire “squatters rights” on the tele­ merely been taking part in the strenu­ third one facetiously ran, "If a iM phone. It is startling to notice what ous gams of hot-hand. What is it? spends tan per cant of her wash a plunge Mr. Zook has taken into the Wall, this is a most intricate and in­ wages for stockings, can you blase ARMISTICE DAY social whirl. triguing sport in which Deuel resi­ her for showing sight per cent of _ e • • dents are rapidly developing profi­ them?" Thirteen year* have paaaed aince the signing of the Armistice. Lew Wallace was unanimously voted ciency. "You'd better change this on*," I On November 11,1918, the whole world rejoiced over the cessation the Major Hoopla of Heron Hall. Ma­ * * • said as I handed a sixpence to tie jor Wallace's badge, a ten foot shovel, “Chuck” Rogers has been the re­ wise man who wee the author off thm of war. Few of us realize the hardship and axtrame suffering the has not been presented to him, but it cipient of many compliments upon “maxims” (he was a very badly aria, khaki-clad men endured. Most of ua were too young to remember ie the hope of the club that a tag day his choice of a barber. As a sample of pled man). “It is too old-fashlonii' may be held In order to rail* sufficient tonsorial artistry Rogers claims to be He agreed but said it waa a bad hot­ much of what took place during the World War. Howaver, we funds to buy him one. second to none. • • • * * * ness trying to write maxims thm have studied the hiitory of this war or heard the war veterans days to keep up with ladies' fashion Karl Monsen has been voted the For days "Chuck” Chambers has Such street “maxim" writers and ait speak of the horrible bloodshed which they witnessed or partici­ most notorious man on the Campus. been the picture of distress. He has 1st* are very numerous In Load*, Yee, yea, papa Karl ia * very notor­ roamsd aimlessly about Deusl dorm as Even Charing Cross Road just A pated in. ious manl though hs ware in a trance. Evidently • • • Trafalgar Square gives place to a a* On November 11, of this year the whole world will bow in he hae been unable to bear the thought who draws "portraits” on the siA reverence for the martyrs who now lay at rest in Flanders Fields. A modern gentle grafter has been of leaving Deuel to live elsewhere, and walks, of prominent men, or picture located in Heron In the form of Bob meditating upon the pleasures he of well known places. How good I We will remember too, on this day, those who have died since the Robinson, otherwise known as “suck- muet forsake, tha pals he would be living it gives him I don’t know. war and tha living vetarans. These men are the ones who have done them-under-Robinson.” If the truth­ leaving, and tn* evil company ha would fulness of this article is doubted, Mr. soon be among, his better nature has I waa told that Bernard Shaw ehi their share in protecting and saving our lives, property, and culture. Sam Gratch will be willing to testify. at least assorted itself. With a tre­ lives just above the EmbankxMtf often takes his morning walk that They were the cream of tha country. Why should they not receive • • • mendous exertion of will, he has Anal­ Thing* have gone from had to worse ly mads his decision. Ht has resolved but I never saw him. homage from ua who are enjoying the fruits of their struggles? with Sterling McLean. The belated never to leave. He will henceforth London Offers Room For Drsamm The Poly band will march in honor of thaaa veterans, both living letter has arrived. Now no one ie able stand by Deuel to the bitter end. Hla to sleep. All Me does le sing. And, oh, conclusion has apparently brought I see that, Just ae I expected, ^ and dead. Many of ua ara not in tha band but we can halp to make wjj^t caroling I back great peace of mind to Mr. Cham­ efforts to say something about ■) bers, who is again hla optimistic self. favorite city seem to get farther sA this da/ a success, L ifi tH that everyone of us does his part. farther from the beginning and • Come out to see the rest of the boys march. Wlngovers ind Tallipini nearer the end. I promise, there is JM M. G. Mart Insen flew Elmore Ken­ Sharps and Flat* one more attraction of London whichl ney end Bill Dawson to Fresno last Howard Efbe, solo clarinetist, who ■hall allow myself to remember nee^ RAZZINO OUR OPPONENTS week. The boy* are considering the has been suffering from a severe the quiet plaeee. From the ceaseka trading of their cere for anything abscess, was operated on last Sunday sound of millions of wheels that p What is your opinion of the razzer? What do you think of the with wings on it and for the past week has been con­ pounding past in the streets of ill fellow (or may we call him a boob) who site up in the grandstand „ • • • *"'• fined in the hospital, where his many city it Ts but a few steps to thM “Wild Bill” Cheney ended a short friends from the band vlaited him and picturesque places of almost stalk at the football game and does nothing but razz our opponents? Is convaleecent period Saturday by ven­ took flowers. Elbe, who Is a sergeant, ling silence. It may be an old-wcdi he a sportsmanlike or a loyal student? Is ha creating a good im- turing out into the sunshine. He still is also quite a "cycle hound/’ He court where a fountain leaps ■ looks rather pale, end the doctor ad­ booms around on the big black Harley merrily and splashes into a pool a pressldh of our student body in the minds of these football vises him to keep both feet on the with the red diamonds on each side of clear water ae at the Temple Just 4 players ? ground for another week. the tanks. Fleet Street. There are benchee thm • • • • • • where one can sit and read or watd This happened at the game Saturday, October 24, against San It is rumored that San Luia Obispo Howard Elbe, as chief of the mili­ the lew students In their black gome Mateo J. C. and was tha cause of resentment among the San Mateo will be s regular stop on the pro­ tary police, ia assisted by Joe Davis coming and going between the beest posed Gilipin Air-Lines' L. A.-S. F. and Leo Miner. Their duty la to' see ful old 10th Century buildings whin players. Let ue do away with this razzing; be good sports and not route. that all band men maintain good con­ they live and study. ' , act like babies. • • • duct and behavior, especially when on Or ons can escape In five minute ‘•Rudy’’ Truesdale has been display­ tripe. We certainly miss Howard and from city noieea into cool wood* ing a J-fl Five Spartan at Clark Field. hope to see him back with us soon. places like Hyde Park and Kenshf EL RODEO We don't know whether he owns it # * * ton Gardens which ramble over am or whether he's selling them, but any­ Dick Dais, our handsome slip stick eral hundred acres in the very hem El Rod So has an important place in the life of every Polyite. way it le a beautiful plane. player, got some easy money from of London. There are beautiful bridd The annual.presents a resume of the achievements of the year and s e e Bert Sibley, the solo trumpeter. Each paths, footpaths, and driveways h a comprehensive picture of student life. Del Pero, J. C. 'SI, (tl)e pride of wagered that the other would make lose oneself in. There are lakes whm Yuba City) is reported to have low­ a mistake in playing “Slim Trom­ any one .can rent a canoe for s ihl Work on El Rodeo will start soon. Thare la an excellent oppor­ ered himself to the position of an M. bone." “Fop” was stakeholder and ling and go canoeing. There are » D. (Meet Dealer). We hope ho will Judge. fightful places under the trees whm tunity for every etudent to show hia talent in a literary or business snap out of this toon end will go back • • • on* can nave tea. There ia music. Tb way. Think of some idaaa that will be suitable for our annual. to tinkering with flying contraption*. Richard Hill, second clarinetist, who beauty of an English garden laps om El Rodeo staff workers will appraciata your assistance. * a a ■ . worked four months for the U. 8. in peso*. You can And a seat by J . Election returns for the Aero Club Geodetic Survey In Alaska this sum­ whispering brook and remember ■ If you want a good annual, you will have to cooperate with us. mer, ie showing promise of becom­ the other attractions of London—Kaj are as follows: Bob Houston, presi­ ing a fine player. Remember, the KEYNOTE to the success of tha publication of dent; Merlin Hansen, vice-president; • • • Gardens In lilac tima, Chelsea win Vincent Olson, secretary-treasurer. 1te fine old houses, the long cool slleof El Rodeo ie COOPERATION. An interesting feature in band this of Westminster Abbey with England) year ie the new system of choking illustrious dead, a dozen places • Jespersen Dorm Notes attendance. All corporals report ab­ historic Interest that set one’s imam WHY NOT CONDUCT OUR BUSINESS MEETINGS PROPERLY? “Night-Hawk” Houston from the In­ sent men to Captain Dick Dele. Glen nation on Are and bring tha past w domitable Jospereen Hell, was elected Phillips, who is attendance corporal, fore one like a thrilling living thin*, How many of the officers of our various organizations know president of the “Air-Nuts” at their checks on all ths officers. tea with cheerful companions* the rudiments of the Robert* Rules of Order? On* would not be meeting Monday evening. Congrats! people around a bright Are. a I-ondu Poly Phase Club drawing room full or charming womb wrong in saying that thera ara only a few who could conduct a Yen Donaldson end Rey Nelson . and interesting man, and—but thm meeting in a parliamentary manner. •pent the week-end in Stockton visit­ There ere still a few electrical stu-‘ .Is-no end. I believe that London d» ing ladles fair. Quite a trip, but well dents who have not become members flea exhaustion. ^Y«rv officer should learn to conduct a meeting in accordance worth the time end expense, they say, of the Poly Phase club which would with the Roberta Rules of Order. It will mean something to you like to hava one hundred per cent “OH”. Oilreath and Boyce Phillips membership of all electrical students. will undoubtedly prove valuable to il In the future. There is no reason why every person shouldn't know •pent the week-end in Lot Angeles Much progress has been made up to in the years to come. Members m*t parliamentary law. You hava all kinds of opportunity to learn, for on a combination business and pleas­ the present time. Interest and achieve­ learn through the giving there spssm ure trip, ment however may both be Increased oh the aft of making oneself clean there are many books in our library on this subject. ' • • • by a larger membership. understood, and may also acquire skin Boyd Chriemen, Earnest Duneway, Membership in, the Poly Phase will in keeping listeners interested. and 'Cliff" Dill journeyed to Coaling benefit students in many ways. Each HOW CAN WE BEAUTIFY OUR CAMPUS? fellow member comes in closer contact FoIIowh, when vou are given tb laat week to visit their parents. They opportunity to talk on some subject* Chase Hall will soon be finished. Another new building will reported a pleasent trip, and insist with hit instructor and fellow oloctrlal that they were celling on their par­ students, and also becomes more for a meeting, do not refuse. Ts* adorn our campus; but alas, will there be any shrubs or greenery ents only, familiar with the developments of the experience wifi teach you much mo** planted about it? Let us hope the condition of the grounds about • • • • subject studied. than your talk will your listen*!*' Regular meetings, are held curh This is perhaps one of ths chief ben* it will not sadly detract from tho beauty of this new dormitory. "Bid” Wietz, Rich Houstein, end Friday during the ninth period and (its to be derived from msmbsrihD Richard Jacluon went up to “Robber’s In the .Paly Phis*...... ~ lather# not a way in which the grounds about All dormitories Roast” on Saturday. "Sid” felt in duty •Iso on every other Friday night at ■even o’clock. During the evening At the last two night meetings h»ld can be beautified? It ia certain that if the dormitory clube would bound to maintain Me record ae presi­ dent of the Mountain Goat club, you meetings business is conducted, mo­ motion pictures from the Pacific Tsjjj show an Interast in this project immediate action would be taken. know. The other boys are candidates tion pictures are shown, and various phone and Telegraph company as* for membership in this worthy group, electrical subjects are discussed by the General Electric company wiJJ In conclusion, let ue all halp to keep our campua clean and free from e e e speakers secured from electrical or­ shown. The next meeting will be hm debris, for a man'* character and personality are reflected by the ganizations. At the ninth |>eriod meet­ in the electrical engineering building Cliff Bryant and Charles Eaton ings, students give . short tulks on Friday November 0, at 7:80 P- place in which he lives. ■pent the week-end in Fresno visit­ concerning various developmeilts in Electrical students are urged to •*' ing their parents end lady friende. the electrical field. This experience tend. A good program Is scheduled. Patronize Those Who Advertise —r , . r T Opportunities in Medicine Told By Prominent Doctor JOHN NORTON PHARMACIES Dr, Horace Hagen, prominent phy­ sic an of San Luis Obispo and loyal Proscription Specialists C*1 Pol> rooter, in a recent interview VISIT OUR SODA FOUNTAIN with A. K. Macfarlane, a Polygram I'vporter, described the opportunities Stores One and Two 204 — Phones — 488 offered in medicine as a profession FINGER OF FKBBOOM WHAT’S IN A NAME the requirements for •ord fascinate. Telephone 1062 Roa. Phone 410-W •AN L U » OBISPO fst pupil: There are nine buttons Joe: Why don’t you like spaghetti? A. Gregory: There's something fun­ *my vest, but 1 can only fascinate Bill: Because Washington advised ny about those socks. (fasterr eight). that we should avoid all foreign en­ D. Hiblor: What’s the matter? tanglements. A. Gregory: Well, every time I walk, Let’s Get Associated Bill: We got an animal family. they run. O Boys! Let’s Go To Dick: Hows that? Mr. Smith (in Geometry): If you Bill: Well, mother’s a dear, sister's don’t like my figure make one of Ray Hogue, Agent AUSTIN’S SIGLER & VAUDOIT ikmb, I’m a kid, and dad's the goat. your own. Chrisman: I don’t play that way. For Farmers Protective Insurance Go., For one of those famous Complete Lubrication Service Tiacher: Name one of the uses of a reliable concern. 98 per cent of our Malted Milks Cor. Monterey and Santo Rosa Sta. ««klde. Man (to telephone operator): Gimme customers are satisAed. Do your busi­ Uagachoidi Er, yes, teacher. It the too. ness with members of your Student ■ope the cow together. Operator: The lion is busy. Body. 103 Santa Barbara Avenue. POLY UNIFORMS /Are you a surgeon?" cried a young Sign on a movie ttieatre: II Pays to Trade el hQ rushing into a drug store. WHILE THE CITY SLEEPS-WIth United Cigar Store and Sound Effects. Billiard Parlor WICKENDEN A WICKENDEN A i L ? t IUd bo1'' '', 'm ,u,t BERKEMEYER’S Timid wife (to husband who has CANDY, SOPT DRINKS MARKET MEN’S OUTFITTERS FROM hr. Bell: When water becomes ice, fallen asleep at the wheel): I don’t AND NOVELTIES HEAD TO FOOT JJjJ 1> the greatest change that takes mean to dictate to you, George, but 1021 Chorro St. Phones ? and • isn’t that billboard coming at us aw­ 186 Monterey Street Bsrt Jones: The price. fully fast.—Exchange. Where ere you going Bill? THE WHITE HOUSE Petty Officer: The enemy are Hans Eliot (passing the mausoleum Strongs Cleaning Works on press trip to L. A.): Did you know THE HOMB OF QUALITY "(Uck as peas. What shall we do? For To get e Hslrcut ®8«er:. Shell ’em, you Idiot, shell that they condemned the mausoleum ? Grocerlaa, Fruita, Bakery Goods, Miss Reid: Why, nol Why did they? QUALITY AND SERVICE Palace Barber Shop Household Hardware Hans: There was no Are escape for Under the Clock the stiffs. Phone 236 Phonoo 62 and 68 Nte! Do you use tooth powder? ii ...... ■: ■■■■■■ • ''' * JACK CONNOLLY’S JWingt Nawl I don’t believe In J. W. Collier, Prop. ies for men. Forge Shop Hunts "Under the Clock Tower" Dempsey; who ought to know, For Missing Link JJUis Scotch are the greatest prlce- _ L. 1_- ALLEN & METZLER ASTON PHOTO STOP THIS CITY PHARMACY ,w,r* In the world. At last the mystery of the missing ' W. A. Richardson link is about to be solved by Henry PORTRAITS THAT PLEASE Portraits, Views, Kodak Fiuishiug DEPENDABLE DRUG SERVICE i laundries must be comical Figge and his forge shop boys. Hank KODAK FINISHING ■ularglag and Coloring. Our best shirt come back with Vervais is trying to got Mr. Figge Phone 61 M “Was spilt- to accept his claim that the link he 1017 Chorro St. Phone 171 711 Ilm en Mml has produced Is, beyond a doubt, the u°* healthy callous will tell a palm- ....-jlng link. Although Gardner Smith klJlore than all the lines in your has been working for the past two JIM’S months upon this problem, he Is only A. M. McKIE Shoe Shining Parlor ■■■II 4 \ 7 — a beginner, and as yet has no speci­ Harmony Valley men to submit. Ernest Dunaway, who Reliable Tailor ANDERSON HOTBL BLG. J. LATEST SONG HIT has been doing careful. scientlAc work, Creamery Association ®on*—Now Your’e in •67 Monterey Street Wo Clean tad Block Hate will probably upset all the Andlngs to Next Door To Obi«pe Theatre Telephone 141448 The now Horn* of S. L. O. 1012 Mom BL vOUIHy---a— HoloMn— l/Bir/iiivn ■■ 1--nn doesn’t make a tout-* Aare in the limelight when ---- Harkins broadcasts over his radio * « C 11 n“ 1. DRY CLEANING ana also proved to be a stone wall in The second half of the game was a fact, they compare most , favorably. ference game with the Mariners of their section against the offense. repetition of the first half. Poly seem­ 1323 Morro St. Phone Marin junior college. As this is on* ed unable to stop the powerful run­ A few who have jobs in the industries of the conference games, the Mustangs On the whole, the boys did well to have been let out, owing to consolida­ hold such a strong team as that of San ning attack of the Bakersfield Rene­ tions or mergers of competing com­ will do their best to bring home the Mateo, which recently withstood one gades. Long gains were made over bacon. panies, in which cases the men have of the best teams the California frosh tackle and around end. oeen absorbed by the new organisa­ Andereon have been able to assemble In many The Mustangs’ only score came in tions or have found employment else­ Special Assembly years. the final minutes of the fourth quarter, where. BARBER SHOP Poly— —San Mateo when a beautifully executed pass from For Armistice Day Carter to Wallace was completed in Several of the recent graduates are Anderson Hotel Building Vervals...... LER...... Marsh attendng higher institutions of learn­ the end son*. Poly’s passes, which Phone 962 The California Polytechnic will ob­ were the only big threat against Ba­ ing, while others are working at what­ serve Armistice Day by a special ever they can get, pending a revival Boyer ...... C...... Calinsky kersfield, showed great improvement assembly to be held in Crandall gym­ over those of the last gam*. of business conditions. We are eager nasium on November 9, at which time Sergi ...... RGL...... Bristow to get in touch with every employed Sagaser ...... RTL...... Black For the first time since Moran game. a member of the American Legion Bob Robinson, on* of Poly's best yard alumnus, and hope they will aid us in Universal Auto Parts post of San Luis Obispo will be the Wallace ...... REL...... Baracchi 989 Monterey Si. McLean ...... QB...... Goodall gainers saw action. Bob has been laid learning of every possible avenue that main speaker. The band, glee club, and up with two broken ribs, but he is may lead to jobs for our unemployed. SERVICE PARTS for? ALL C Campus Players will also take part. Carter ...... LHR...... G. Head Hartson ...... RHL...... Rlboskey feeling up to par once more and Is Write us about the prospects with TRUCKS AND TSACTQ Carol Boots, trumpet player in the all pr>nm*d for the Taft game. your company, and send us names and band, will blow assembly promptly at Norton ...... ,.F...... Flemming addresses or alumni you know, so Day Phono*: Night _ 11 a. m., and the following program Subs for San Mateo wore: Strotts, IblLaii* file* may be. cftmftlslrtj,...... 1418, 1419 1401, Will be given: Butte, Snfith, Hagen, Sooy. Johnson, Office Force Standards Don and Margaret Eveleth are still Star* and Stripes Forever (Sou­ - Twaddell, Schwarts, Ravalli, Morishl- ta, Beers, Wales and Gelsman. Shattered By Miss Goold in Cleveland Ohio for their senior sa)—Band. year in Western Reserve university. POLYITB8 Address—American Legion speaker. Subs for Poly: Hanson, Olivers*, Fred Louis is a senior at the Univer­ Marine Hymn—Band. Hopkins, Kramer, Mead, Warden. The fact that Miss Goold is a better Complete Auto Sorvlco At stenographer than an estimator was sity of Chicago. William Copper Is in Marine Hymn, Anchors Awelgh, Halverson, Phillips, Smith, Miller, and the sales department of the Westing- Benny Havens—Glee Club and Band. Wilson. proved at the annual Masonic dinner held at the lodge hall, Wednesday, house company. He finished his train “Nerves" (one act drama)—Campus ing course last summer. C. Earle BALDWIN Players. October 28. Lucille Day Speaks Miss Goold who for the last three MillerHer also finished his training SUPER — SERVICE There Is No Death—J. E. Mor- course and will probably ireturn to hardt, Jr. On Foreign Missions years has been an Important cog In the clerical force of The California California to workirk for his previous Aviating Squadron, Cal Poly Filers, employers. Home Boys, Home—Aero Cluo. Lucille Day, representative of the Polytechnic, demonstrated to the gathering that she was a combination Lloyd Evers, formerly with the Star Spangled Banner—Band. student volunteer movement for for­ Westinghouse, is with one of the elec­ COSY BARBER SHOP ~ Faculty members who are American eign missions, was the principal speak­ of Einstein and Houdini when she Legion men will be guests of honor. er at the special assembly held Mon­ came to guessing. tric companies in Southern California. We Cater to Poly day. October 26. A large ear of corn was suspended In spite of the depression, he recently from the ceiling of the hall, and all received a substantial raise in salary. Students Miss Day was introduced by Dr. We are happy to announce that all Cal Poly Teachers Address Ben R. Crandall. She gave an un­ present were to make a guess as to BUCK S MACHADA Christian Endeavor Society usually Interesting talk on the work how many kernels the ear contained. of our numerousi graduatesgri working of missionaries in foreign countries The exact number of grains was with the San Joioaququin Light and Power actually 628, but much to the mirth company. . are still there. here. None have Three faculty members of The Cali­ and discussed the International House In Berkeley, in which she had lived of the crowd, Miss Goold guessed that been let out yet. fornia Polytechnic have recently enter­ there were 2003. She copped the booby Burt Harria, former yell leader who INSIST ON tained the Christian Endeavor society and “rubbed elbows" with other stu­ wae known ae “Buck" Harrie, is with of the Presbyterian church by telling dents from all corners of the glob*. prise. Miss Day was enthusiastic In her rec­ the General Electric company in Oak­ “QUALITY BAKER of their interesting experiences in land. Lealie Davis ia also in Oakland foreign countries. ommendation of missionary work as Who knows when you will run Into PRODUCTS offering excellent opportunities for where he haa an office. E. Louise Abbott described her ex­ a BUILDING. Be protected. See Ray Charles Davie finished hie course in periences in Italy to the Endeavor those who wish to serve in foreign Hogue. Sold By All Leading Grocer, lands. teacher*’ training in San Jose and ie members at the last meeting held No­ now teaching in San Diego. vember 1. Hope A. Jordan entertained Thornton Lee, '26, was a visitor on William Miller is attending the State the young people on the previous Sun­ Ag Notes the campus November 4. While attend­ Teacher’s College in San Jose. day with a highly interesting account ing Poly, Lee mad* an enviable reputa­ William Fredrickson is with the UNION HARDWARE of her trip to Japan. Both talks were The ornamental fence beside the tion in this county through his base­ Highway Commission at Redding,- PLUMBING CO. aupplemented by a large collection of propagation house has recently been ball pitching. This year he pitched for being in charge of equipment. pictures and souvenirs. completed through the efforts of T. R. Cleveland in the American League. FARM MACH1NBUY At one of the oarly fall meetings, Schmidt, cadet instructor. AGRICULTURAL IMPLOM Walter A. Funk described his journey • • • Five members of the Princeton foot­ 788-787 Higuera Street and to Colombia, where he spent some Four Shorthorn steers and ten Po­ ball team were asked to turn in their TYPEWRITERS 1119 Garden Street time as a mining engineer. The talks land China pigs have recently been suits because on* of the coaches That's our business were thoroughly enjoyed by the mem­ purchased for project work. ,Th* de­ caught them visiting a "speakeasy." bers of the Christian Endeavor society partment is having difficulty in ob­ The team hasn’t won a gam* since. -The Typewriter Shop to which many Poly boys belong. taining enough steers for projects. Tough break, fellows I—Exchange. 1*14 Court St/ Phone 127 Riley-Lannon Metal Shop Completes IN SAN LUIS OBISPO, IT’S Many New Projects Service—Courtesy—Qu , ~ v _____ , MATHEWS AND CARPENTER • Students in the new sheet metal UNION OIL DRY GOODS course have Just completed an all me­ TWO GOOD DRUG STORES tal, fire-proof sky-light frame for the HOTEL DRUG STORE REXALL DRUG STORE PRODUCTS WOMEN’S AND CHILDSBN’1 forge snop. The dimensions of the Anderson Hotel Wineman Hotel frame are eight by five feet. WEARINO APPARBL AMD At present the sheet metal shop is USE ETHYL working on a new type of trough for AccBisoaiaa the scientific feeding of livestock. This MILK SHAKES YOU CAN'T FORGET GASOLINE \ equipment will replace the old feed­ ree hiqueha rr. I tf U M ing apparatus now in us* in the barns. ARE MADE AT Among the many other jobs that tv For Sale By All have been completed by Louie S. Tay­ Union Oil Company lor's sheet metal workers are a DENNIS DAIRY LUNCH ‘■'oHin trough and number plates for Service Stations Valley Electric Co. The ilatry T>Vrn, a one hundred gallon beet pulp tank for the agriculture Contractors and D department, card holders to be used In the aero shop, and another all Frigidair*-,- WeetiagbeaW motel sky-light frame for the metal GREEN BROS., Society Brandi Clothes shop’s own us*. These and many other Phone 284 881 Hig**»* projects worked out by the metal shop for other departments in the CROSSETT SHOES STETSON HATS school make it on* of the most effec­ •71 MONTEREY VTMECT Patronize • the - Poly tive units on the campus. Advertisers