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Student Centt'r 8·1, Uni~t'rsity of Ddawart', Nt'wark, Delaware 1971 (, Marth 16, 1993 Storm ravages Delaware Spanish ~ Newark shuts down amid 13 inches of snow and sleet grading : By Pamela Wilson giving closing reports and told their While the Associated Press •mnlributircedror listeners to assume everything was reported millions of customers lost : With ooly a week left until spring, cancelled, Carver said. heat and electricity on the coast, policy •winter paid her last respects Saturday Delaware State Police advised Newark electric company had only :in what is being called the biggest people·not to travel anywhere on one major problem this weekend. A : snow storm of the century. Saturday. tree branch fell into power lines on questioned ' The Associated Press reported 111 There were 37 car accidents Wilson Road and put out electricity in : storm related deaths on the East Coast reported over the weekend in New about 40 homes for over two hours , during the Blizzard of 93. Castle County, police said, and eight Most of Newark was closed down By Stephanie Staats : Over 13 inches of snow fell in New accidents reported Monday. Staff Reporter :Castle County on Saturday, resulting see STORM page AS The university's Spanish :in two fatalities in Newark, according department tightened its writing to Newark Police. requirements this semester, causing Frank Cekovic, 69, of the 700 controversy between students and block of Brook Drive collapsed while professors. snow blowing a neighbors driveway Stranded students Jorge Cubillos, assistant professor Saturday morning, police said. and sequence supervisor for the Robert R. Balmer, 79, of the 200 Spanish department, said: "The Block of Beverly Road also collapsed unhampered by snow standards ~y be stricter than they've while snow blowing his driveway been before. We don't want students Saturday afternoon. to just memorize some vocabulary Over 50 inches of snow was By Kim Baurer to do work, but I just kept falling reported in Mount Mitchell, North Staff Reporter asleep." Carolina and 40 inches in parts of The storm of the century took over Some students ventured out New York and Pennsylvania. Newark this weekend, but university Saturday night braving the weather, • See editorial, AS Gov. Thomas R. Carper declared a students and area businesses found while others decided to stay in and state of emergency for all of Delaware ways around being held captive to keep warm. and some verb rules to just get by in Saturday afternoon. winter blues. Heather Dibenedetto (AS SR) said, class." This was the biggest snow fall in James Warlick (AS SR) said where "I went to the Stone Balloon and it The system, implemented this Delaware since 1987, when Delaware there is snow, there is money to be was like a party with everyone in their semester, requires a 10-point got over 14 inches of snow, said made. snow gear." deduction to the student's grade on Leonard Vaughan, metrologist at the "I came up with the idea of going Celia Cohen (AS FR) said: "I was every Spanish composition done in New Castle County Airport Weather out and shovelling people's stuck at my friend's apartment and all class, Cubillos said. Forecast Service. driveways and sidewalks." Warlick we did was watch movies and eat." When a student is handed back the said. "A neighbor offered to take us to THE REVIEW /J. Hollada This storm tops both the storm of Rob Stoltz (AS FR) frolics on skis outside the Phi Kappa Alpha paper, they are given a projected 1979 and 1983, said Tom Carver, a "Me and my roommate made Daffy Deli to get dinner. Luckily it grade which can be obtained by doing reporter at Wilmington radio station between $15 and $40 on each was open." Cohen said. fraternity house and Harrington Hall during Saturday's snow storm. corrections, Cubillos said. WSTW. driveway we cleared.'' he said. Mark Alexander, assistant manag~r Ruth Bell, instructor and course On Saturday the radio station was Other students weren't quite as of Daffy Deli, said the deli ended up Alexander said. way we would close is if the coordinator for Spanish 106 classes, receiving hundreds of calls for ambitious. making twice the profit on Saturday Brenda Walter, manager of the electricity went out. said, "Students need to know and . cancellations until they fmally stopped Tracy Aronin (PE SO) said: "I than they nolffially would. Deer Park Restaurant and Tavern, "It amazes me people still ventured learn how to write well in a foreign didn't do anything all day. I attempted "We were busy non-stop," said: ''We always stay open. The only out in the snow." see SPANISH page AS Women's studies Louisville sluggers? becomes a maior Men's basketball draws Cardinals in the first round of NCM playoffs Former minor to be promoted'next fall By jeff Pearlman Sporu Editor By Rachel Cericola a series of committees, which The Delaware men's Staff Reporter debated the cost, demand and basketball team has never The university made a change impact of the new major upon the played Louisville, and very in its curriculum March 1 when university. Schiffman said, "We few of the Hens have even the Faculty Senate voted to have never been able to offer seen the Cardinals on approve a proposed women's ·enough courses in women's television. studies major. studies, and the students have But when Coach Denny Kate Conway-Turner, director suggested that more courses or a Crum' s team was announced of the women's studies major should be available." as the Hens' first-round department, said the major will be Conway-Turner said the major's opponent in the NCAA available for students in the fall. requirements will be similar to the Tournament, none of that Anne Boylan, associate liberal studies program, and will made much of a difference to professor of history, said: "It's follow the basic requirements of the Hens. about time. Every other institution the College of Arts and Science. "We're not gonna lose this has a women's studies major." She said students will take game," said Delaware senior Jessica R. Schiffman, program Introduction to Women's Studies, guard Andre Buck. "The coordinator for the women's Introduction to Feminist Theory; confidence on this team is at studies department, said the six credits in history or a high- we expect to win." approval was the result of student humanities, six credits in social The No. 13 seed Hens will interest, as well as the major's science, three credits in science battle No. 4 Louisville in the potential for jobs in the fields of and nine credits in elective Midwest Regional at THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz teaching, nursing, social work and courses. Indianapolis' Hoosier Dome Brian Pearl rejoices with teammates in the Scrounge Sunday as the selections for the first round of law Lisa Macdonnel (AS SR), a on Friday around 3 p.m. the NCAA tournament were announced, pitting Delaware against the Louisville Cardinals. Conway-Turner said the minor, women's studies minor, said: "I The Metro Conference created in 1976, was implemented wish it had been there before. I'm champion Cardinals finished national championships during obvious from their tradition," The Hens are coming off a 22- after interest sparked for women's sure I would have changed to a the regular season ranked the 1980s to the hardware, and said Delaware Coach Steve 7 season, highlighted by a studies courses. major." 16th in the nation with a 20-8 that's one imposing matchup. Steinwedel. "Clearly they're second-straight North Atlantic Schiffman said the process of Macdonnel said although she is record, inc I uding a stellar 11- "Louisville has a tremendous going to be a tough opponent, Conference title. But after last establishing the women's studies a communications major, she has a 1 conference mark. Add two , basketball program, that's but we'll be ready." major, which began in 1990, was a greater interest in her minor see BLUE HENS page AS long one because "bureaucracy courses and would like to pursue a moves slowly." career working with women. The proposal had to go through see WOMEN'S page A4 r----INDEX-----. Delaware 67, Drexel 64: News Analysis ...... A2. Campus Briefs ...... A2. Classifieds ...... 88 Hockey player out 1 car Comics ...... B9 Students to the rescue Police Reports ...... A2. By Clare Lyons him." Review and Opinion ...... A8 Volunteers join News natu~s Editor Buell's roommate, fellow Sports ...... B4 A university hockey player and reporter and hockey player, Steve World News Summary ...... t\3 together to loyal basketball fan made a pretty Kramarck (AS SR), said he lagged unfair trade at last week's game behind and ran into a police save lives against Drexel. officer. ---Also inside:--- Mark Buell (BE JR) got a "H looked like a bad By Jessica Peters Test Anxiety ...... t\3 Staff Reporter Bobby Brown tape and a pair of neighborhood," Kramarck said. Fashionable fundraiser ...... t\3 The simple phrase "We've black biking gloves in return for Buell said the officer wouldn't Newark Water ...... t\3 an '86 Toyota Camry and $750 let him file a police report without got a call, let's go!" rings worth of hockey equipment his registration, which was locked through the quiet halls of Wednesday. in the car with his keys. Public Safety and changes lluell watched as his car was "[Teammate Jason] Bergey three ordinary college driven down 33rd Street in (AG SO) just recently cleaned out students into the University Philadelphia where he'd parked it his truck and found my extra set of Delaware Emergency to cover the basketball game for of keys," Buell said, "so I just Care Unit (UDECU) crew, WVUD. threw them in my glove prepared to save someone's He said: "We were walking compartment." life. down the street [after the game), Kramarck said: "He really Grabbing their coats and keys, Troy McCabe (AS and we're about a block from the saved his car damage because the Sped .. to THE REVIEW car. I hear the wheels chirp and I thief already got into the car SR), Mark Logemann (AS looked over and saw a car that anyway, and he would have had to SO) and Bill Dunne (AS SO) dash over to the call at Laurel gash and a swollen bump over looked like my car. hotwire it. Mark knew that, you scramble to load the Hall. her eye, and was placed in "I could tell the guy wasn't see." ambulance, flick on the siren Megan Januszewski (AS FR) traction on a stretcher. Ice hockey finishes season, horns and flashing lights and had fallen. sustaining a large used to the clutch in the car, so as Teammate Brett Collins (PE pageA4 see STUDENTS page 1\6 soon as I recognized it was my JR) said, "Mark was thinking car, like an idiot, J started chasing see BUELL'S p;!Be 1\4

~ -----·---~-. --- --r---- A2. THE RMEW• March 16, 1993 News Analysis Media integrity crumbles:~ under search for ratings ··

By Michael Regan said, "which are less concerned· City Ne~ Editor with journalism and more : Program implemented implemented this Summer. The American media has fallen concerned with profits." ' He said the vehicle would have under intense scrutiny in recent Yet the media's: to upgrade university features such as a raised roof and months, with charges of fraud and misrepresentation of the snowstorm : vehicles wheel chair lift, and have a sensationalism being leveled pales in comparison to the blatant: capacity to hold 8 to 10 against some of its most respected fraud committed recently by NBC. : The campus motor pool has passengers. organizations. Last November "Dateline"· recently started a new policy in "We hope this will encourage It has been suggested by many investigated the claim that GM : which they change the way they handicapped students to get critics, even from within the media. trucks built between 1973 and 1987 : maintain and replace vehicles involved with student groups," he that truth and accuracy have had high rates of fires and : which are currently in use, said said, "since now they'll be able to become less important than explosions upon side impact. It was : Mark Tozer, coordinator for participate in more of their entertainment value. NBC's claim that GM was; motor pool service. activities."· Elizabeth Perse, an associate negligent in placing the gas tanks ; Tozer said the new vehicles, Tozer said it is uncertain professor of communications, said outside of the frame where they; 12 in all, will cost $97,100. exactly when this vehicle, with an this trend can be traced to the could be easily punctured. He said the money for these estimated cost of about $35,000, tremendous pressure cable To ensure an explosion would : vehicles is supplied by the will be introduced to the motor television news networks, such as occur during their filmed "test, .. - university's motor pool services pool. THE REVlEW/Walrer M. Eberz CNN, and sensationalized news NBC planted incendiary devices on : and not by any other university Tozer said the new policy will Despite junior pitcher Alex Pugliese's plea, the umpire calls the programs, such as Hard Copy and a truck's gas tanks but told viewers : organization. effect 32 cars currently operating runner safe at home in the ninth inning of the Hen's 7-1 rout of A Current Affair, have put on more the fire was caused by GM's design : "The money is allocated in the motor pool, which operates Ryder Friday at Delaware Diamond. traaJtional organizations to attract flaw . through [motor pool services]," as a type of small car rental an audience. GM sued NBC and settled out of he said. "It's totally self­ agency, servicing the university 1n addition to these daring physical maneuvers. "There seems to be a tabloid court for an apology and possibly supponed." community. performances; the troupe will The company is said to "defy mentality becoming more an undisclosed amount of cash, but The frrst changes to be made The service is meant for use by give three free classes on Friday gravity, and be capable of prominent" in some newspapers the damage was done. with the new policy are the student groups and faculty. and Saturday. These classes will creating wondrous shapes that and shows. Perse said. Perse said the deterioration of purchase of the new vehicles for Tozer said student groups use include the following: emerge, merge, split and A recent example of some news organizations into motor pool use. the cars to go on field trips, and " A workshop aimed at dance reemerge. This sculptural use of sensationalism leaking into "info-tainment" is not a new The university previously some writers for student instructors or advanced students the body, often in never before mainstream media was the phenomenon, but bears a made repairs on the vehicles as publications use the vehicles to from 7-10 p.m. on Friday, March attempted multiple body excessive coverage of last resemblance to the media of a needed, in order to keep them cover out-of-town sporting events 19 at Hartshorn Dance Studio. structures, is a company weekend's snowstorm. hundred years ago. running as long ~ possible, and other happenings. " A class for 4 to 9-year-olds trademark." The storm was called "The "It reminds me of the 'yellow instead of replacing them Students who want to use the accompanied by one or both Blizzard of 93" by many television journalism' of the 1890s" she said, peri~cally. cars need a valid driver's license, parents. This class doesn't require stations, including Channel 6 in "when most newspapers were a lot Tozer said he conducted a and must be at least 18-years-old. students to have any previous Philadelphia, which devoted over like the (National) Enquirer," study, in which he found it was dance experience. It will be Speaker to tell 10 hours of Saturday's broadcast to reporting strictly on sensational, less expensive to trade in a taught at Newark Hall auditorium managers how to price it. rather than truly news-worthy vehicle with over SO,OOO miles, Pilobolus dance troupe on March 20, start at 10:30 a.m Channel 6 and most other events. than to keep making the to give workshops, and last until noon. maximize profits stations also had reponers standing Except now the media is not it expensive repairs would performances "Finally, the troupe will teach Kent Monroe, a marketing by live at locations all over the tri­ limited to newsprint, and videotape require. a class for professor at the University of state area so viewers would not lends itself to sensationalism much Not only will new vehicles To end their four year people 13 years of age and older, Illinois. will lecture March 19 in miss any of the action as "the storm more easily. increase the pool's reliability, residency at the university, the with intermediate level skill and Room 118 Purnell Hall at 3 p.m. of the century" hit. The media should not wait for Tozer said, but they will improve Pilobolus Dance Theatre will give experience. This class will also be Monroe, an authority on The Wilmington News Journal the backlash this type of journalism its appearance as well. classes and performances on held in Newark Hall auditorium, consumer behavior and pricing, is picked up "The Blizzard of 93" will bring and should take it upon Cars recently added to upgrade Friday and Saturday, March 19 from 1-4 p.m. on Saturday, March the next scholar in the hype and ran a front page graphic themselves to return to more the motor pool include the and20. 20. university's College of Business labeling the storm as such. responsible reporting. following: two Ford Taurus Two performances, both open While there is no charge for and Economics lecture series on However, in the story on the storm, sedans, a Ford Taurus station to the public, are scheduled for these classes, advanced "Managing Better in the 1990s the paper contradicted itself by wagon, six Chevrolet Corsicas. a Saturday, March 20, at 3 and 8 registration is required since and Beyond." quoting National Weather Service Ford Aerostar minivan, a IS­ p.m These will take place in space is limited. Call831-8741 to He will discuss avoiding meteorologist Leonard Vaughn as passenger Ford van and a IS­ Mitchell Hall auditorium. reserve space. pricing practices that endanger saying it was not a bliz~ard. passenger Chrysler van. Tickets for these performances Pilobolus Dance Theatre profits. So why did they misrepresent the According to Tozer, plans for a are $18 for the general public, emerged from a college dance storm to their readers? To sell vehicle complying with the $1S for senior citizens, and $8 for class in 1971. and has since -Compiled 1Jy Beth Kennedy, papers, perhaps. standards of the American students. Call831-2204 for ticket enjoyed 20 years of success. Deena Gitatis Perse said news organizations' Disabilities Act may be infonnation. The troupe is known for its integrity may buckle under the pressure to turn a profit. "Most of the journalistic outlets are owned by conglomerates," she

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Car stolen from Sega Genesis stolen Ogletown Road from North Chapel Street A grey 1988 Nissan Stanza was stolen from 600 Ogletown Road, Newark Police said. An unknown suspect entered a house on the unit block of The car, which was stolen sometime between Feb. 27 and North Chapel Street sometime March 11, was valued at $5,SOO, between 11:30 p.m. Wednesday police said. and 1:30 a.m. Thursday. Newark Police said. The suspect entered the residence through an unsecured door and removed a Sej!a J' Genesis game system, several Shots fired on Sega cartridge's and a black Washburn G- JRV guitar and Cleveland Avenue amplifier, police said. The total value of the stolen property was $81S, police said.

Two unknown suspects displayed hand guns Sunday after exchanging words with a Computers stolen university student on the unit from Pencader dorm block of East Cleveland A venue. Newark Police said. UNFORTUNATE~ TillS IS WHERE The suspects exchanged A Pencader dorm room was words with Andrea Tomeo (HR burglarized over the weekend, PEOPLE ARE PUTTING SO), 20, when one of the University Police said. suspects pulled a hand gun from An unknown suspect entered his jacket and held it 2 feet from a room, through an unlocked TOO MANY RETIREMENT DOLLARS. "romeo's face, police said. .door, sometime between 2:30 Christopher Drayton, of a.m. Friday and 11 a.m Green Valley Circle in Newark, very year, a lot of people make a money you don't send to Washington Saturday, police said. witnessed the incident and An Apple CPU unit and huge mistake on their taxes. They works even harder for you. Down the E walked over to intervene, police monitor, a Seikosha Matrix don't take advantage of tax deferral and road, that can make a dramatic difference said. printer, Sony duel tape-deck, a wind up sending Uncle Sam money they in your quality of life. The suspect then raised the Sony CD player, ffiL 90 watt could be saving for retirement. What else makes SRAs so special? gun in the air and began speakers, a Sony receiver and 48 Fortunately, that's a mistake you can A range of allocation choices-from the shooting, police said. compact discs were stolen from easily avoid with TIAA-CREF SRAs. guaranteed security of TIAA to the The other suspects were last the room, police said. seen walking toward the diversified investment accounts of The total value was $2,3 12, SRAs not only ease your current tax­ Foxcroft apartments, police said. police said. bite, they offer a remarkably easy way CREF's variable annuity-all backed to build retirement income-especially by the nation's number one retirement for the "extras" that your regular pension system. -Compiled by Beth Kennedy and Social Security benefits may not Why write off the chance for a more cover. Because your contributions are rewa rding retirement? Call today and made m before-tax dollars, you pay less learn more about how TIAA-CREF Offke •nd inalllngadctres~;; ' · 'Student center e~t ,, taxes now. And since all earnings on SRAs can help you enjoy many Newark,' DE 19!16 your SRA are lax-deferred as weB, the happy returns. 'I'"

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World Test anxiety termed physiologically valid News Students who suffer from backaches, sleeplessness and stress during exams can get help By Melissa Tyrrell such as stomach aches, tension of the Academic Studies On a recent test for which she Sharf. StJJif Reporter in the neck, lack of sleep or Assistance Program, said studied "diligently", she did Ellen Bennett (HR JR), a Summary As midterm exams loom appetite, and an increased pulse students who have an extreme poorly. residence assistant for a ahead, students should be careful rate, said Sharf. emotional component to their "I looked back at my answers predominantly freshman floor in not to confuse common stress Sharf said tests with time study problems or who need help and couldn't understand why I Gilbert, said she notices stress Russian president walks out on due to time constraints with limits in an important course, or dealing with the panic of taking even chose them, " said levels and rates of conflict rising stress due to "test anxiety." on which you have to do well to ell:ams are referred to the Gasperin. "I call it math and during mid-term weeks. ' Congress for the last time According to Richard Sharf, get a good grade in the class may Counseling Center. science anxiety, though." "Most residents do cram, senior psychologist of the create pressures which make it According to Johns, most Normally students who burning the midnight oil until MOSCOW- President Boris N. Yeltsin Counseling and Student harder to concentrate. students have experienced some experience test anxiety do worse four or five in the morning, " announced Friday that he has given up hope of Development Center, test The Counseling Center degree of test anll:iety. on multiple choice than essay said Bennett. "But some have working together with the reactionary anxiety is a rare but documented provides two to three group Amy Ford (AS JR) said she exams, said Sharf. come to me to talk about stress - legislature, upsetting Russia's balance of power. physiological disorder which work shops for test anxiety each remembers a very imponant test "And there are a lot more and inability to concentrate." Yeltsin said he plans to move ahead in students may suffer from year. during her freshman year in multiple choice exams given on Meredith Valts (AS SO) she • making decisions for the country, meaning the unknowing! y. "Counseling focuses on which she panicked. campus than essay," he added. recognized more stress around • president and parliament of Russia will be "Students who study very lessening the severity of the "I forgot everything," Ford Students dealing with test her during her freshman year in a , ruling separately. hard but have trouble problem until it is no longer a said. "I had to doodle for ten anxiety can continue in school residence hall . A Russian presidential advisor said the concentrating during distraction," Sharf said. minutes to calm down and without recognizing the problem "It's your first year in your country is now on the threshold of revolution examinations may be "It's better to deal with the finally everything came back to for quite awhile, Sharf said. last chance before the real and unpredictable occurrences due to the upset experiencing test anll:iety, " said exam itself than with how it me." "Often students perpetuate world," said Valts. "I even dispersion of power. Sharf. affects your life, " he said. Diane Gasperin (AS SO) said and aggravate the problem by remember a girl on my floor who The conflict over the reforms reached a Those with a more severe "Some students have trouble she feel s she might be an telling themselves they have to took four showers one day just to pinnacle when the legislature voted to cancel a form of the disorder can separating these." example of someone who suffers study harder for the nell:t test, have a chance to breathe." referendum on division of power, stripping experience physical symptoms David Johns, assistant director from test anxiety. increasing the pressure," said , Yeltsin of his powers. The president proceeded to walk out of the Kremlin with his cabinet following behind him. A spokesman for the president said that Yeltsin does not plan on returning to talks with Congress.

Bombs rip through Bombay financial district ·

BOMBAY, India- Almost 200 people were killed and 1,100 wounded on Friday when a series of 13 bombs hit the city of Bombay. The city, which has a population of 12 million, was still in shock from recent Hindu­ Muslim riots when the damage occurred. The country's stock exchange, international airline headquarters, bus systems, hotels and skyscrapers all received extensive damage from the bombing. Believed to be an international conspiracy by Indian officials, the bombing lasted for over 75 minutes, damaging Hindu and Muslim offices. Indian officials have accused Pakistani nations in the past of attempting to create domestic violence in India, but no distinct names were mentioned in this incident.

Israeli woman and soldier found dead, fundamentalists suspected

JERUSALEM - The latest victims of suspected Islamic fundamentalist attacks in the occupied Gaza strip Saturday were an Israeli woman and a soldier. · The woman was axed and stabbed to death and the soldier's body was found outside the city. THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz Police said patrols were to be increased in Three models parade their scant attire on the stage at Clayton Hall Friday night in order to raise money for the Boys and Girls Clubs of Delaware. the area and that they would be putting up additional roadblocks, but Jewish settlers in the Gaza area threatened to begin their own security patrols. Fashionable fundraiser "The Mahogany Men of Midnight" come to Clayton Hall dressed to generate cash for kids

Defense minister resigns before By E. Janene Nolan university's football and basketball work, Scheppele said. attended the fashion show to promote · StalfReporter teams, Army ROTC and black Loren Banon (AS SR), a member of unity. report is issued on civil war. The clothes were cool, the music was fraternities on campus. the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity, said, "I "I think the white community should hot and women were in a frenzy Friday Sue Scheppele (HR SO), coordinator never modeled before, so I thought it come support the black community, so SAN SALVADOR - The defense minister night when "The Mahogany Men of and hostess of the event, said, "When we would be interesting." the same will happen at white fraternity of El Salvador resigned Friday three days prior Midnight Fashion Affair" transformed approached the guys to model, so many Ricky Deadwyler (AS SR), guard for and sorority events," Engstrom said. to to the release of a report specifying certain Clayton Hall into a Chippendales-type were interested we had to turn some the basketball team, said, "I've always Scheppele said about 350 tickets, $7 human rights violators in the country's 12-year review. away." wanted to model since I was a little in advance and $8 at the door, were sold, civil war. Fifteen university men modeled Some of the clothes modeled by the . boy." and the full proceeds will go to the He told reporters that he decided to put the, fashions in the event. sponsored by The men were tuxedos, neckties and hooded Deadwyler proved to be a favorite charities. "post of defense minister at the disposition of Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority Inc., which pullover jackets called "hoodies" created with the women in the crowd. The amount of money raised by the the president." raised funds for the Boys and Girls Club by designer Edward F. Ulmer. As the men strutted their stuff, some event has not yet been determined, she The president said he was unaware of the of Delaware. They also modeled fur and leather of the women got so excited they got out said. defense minster's decision and that he found out · 1 ; The seven-member sorority hired coats, taking them off to reveal bikini of their seats. The sorority, which has been on through the press. ENTREEG Inc., an event planning and bathing suits. Jen Greene (ED SR) said she was campus sin·ce 1981, plans to hold a The defense minister is expected to be cited consulting flTm, to produce the show and It took the novice models two months there to suppon the good cause, as well similar event every year with the Boys in the report which was scheduled to released provide the designers of the fashions. to learn how to walk and tum on the as to support her friends' modeling. and Girls Club of Delaware as yesterday. The models were members of the stage, but they enjoyed all the hard Laurie Engstrom (AS SR) said she beneficiaries. The report is supposed to reveal the part played by the military, rebel and political leaders and their actions during the civil war. Send in the Cows Iron contaminates Newark's CINEY, Belgium - A prominent Belgian Rocky road for pair musician has made plans to give a concert to benefit a different kind of musical loving water after Thursday's storm animal. A COW. at world ice skating Christian Leroy, a contemporary musician, By Ashwani Chowdary observe what was going on," SR), a Dickinson resident will give a concert for 3,000 cows in the Srafftu.poner he said. "Once we did, we · assistant, said the university beginning of May in the south of Ciney. Last Thursday's torrential turned the water off." has experienced similar cha-mpionships The purpose behind the concert is to feel the rain storm left Newark with The water was turned qff problems with dirty water in atmosphere of "the cattle market," one contaminated water. Monday, he said. the past. Calla Urbanski and Rocky in pursuit of their Olympic organizer said. Joe Dombrowski, director Once the problem was Quarles recalled an Marva! have had the best of dream. of Newark's Water identified, he said, fire incident with brown water in times and the worst of times That dream first eluded Department, said iron tainted hydrants on Main Street were 1989, during which, she said, since their first pair-up in them last year with a British government to publish the city's water, which is also turned on to speed up the the water was bad for her 1986. disappointing performance in used by the university. removal of dirty water from skin. This year's two day stint at Albertville, France. reform plans The heavy rain washed the wells. Another Dickinson the World Figure Skating The American public had iron from the ground into two The brown water did not resident, Christine Ju (AS Championships in Prague, high hopes for the couple who pose a health problem, but it FR), compared the dirty water Czech Republic was not one it had fallen in love with and HONG KONG - Due to China's refusal to city wells, one behind the did stain people's clothing, to what she had seen when of the better times. dubbed "the waitress and the resume talks with Britain, the British colonial water treatment plant on she recent! y lived in The pair finished eigth truck driver." government announced Friday that they would Paper Mill Road, Dombrowski said. Indonesia. after the long program due to But Urbanski and Marva! go ahead with democratic reforms regardless. Dombrowski said. Students posted signs warning: "Do your laundry at "The United States has a performance which seemed have not been shy about their Gov. Chris Patten told lawmakers that a The plant processes water before it is distributed for use. your own risk" in all such a high standard of to lack the unison they would differences during their long constitutional package would be published to living." Ju said. "Things like have needed to move up after hours of training under 1960 give the territory more freedom before it falls However, he said, plant residence halls. clean water shouldn't be too the short program .. Olympic bronze medalist Ron into the hands of the Chinese Communist employees did not notice the "Water is supposed to be excessive levels of iron in the clean," said Dickinson much to ask for . It should be Canadians Isabelle Ludington at the university's government system in 1997. a given." Brasseur and Lloyd Eisler Blue Arena. British officials in Hong Kong said they were water. resident Betsy Hoats (BE Dombrowski said in the claimed the gold medal for Skating again st pa irs 1ike still in close contact with Chinese officials, The iron, Dombrowski FR). "They told us not to use future water will be treated Canada, followed by Mandy Eis ler and Brasseur and despite the governor's announcement and that if said, was not visible at the the washers, but we still had beginning of the treatment with chlorine earlier during Woetzel and Ingo Steuer of Ru ssian couples who have the governor had not acted, "the consequences to shower and brush our teeth treatment to make the iron Germany and Eugenia been together for almost a would be that democracy and the presence of a process. with brown water. It was visible before it goes through Shishkova and Vadim decade, recent American pair basic system of human rights would not exist The water turned brown, he annoying." said, when chlorine was Hoats said she regularly the entire process. Naumov of Russia who teams have not had the time­ after 1997." The water will then be earned silver and bronze tested ell:perience to fare well Chinese officials said they think Patten has added during the last phase of uses a water purifier in her treated with a different medals respectively. in international competition. only malignant intentions with his plan. the process. room to filter water. Dombrowski said he "I feel a lot more chemi cal to remove the iron, Urbanski, 32 , and Marval, he said . 27 , have trained together on - Clare Lyons -Compiled/rom The Philadelphia 1111/uirer received more than 70 comfortable using the purifier complaints from students and than drinking straight out of As for last week's problem, and off for the last three years residents. the tap," she said. Dombrowski said,. " It wasn 't "It was us who did not Quazonia Quarles (AS harmful, it was just a mess." A4 • THE REVIEW • March 16, 1993 Jewish students open Hillel house High school seniors vie for cash University hosts 59 applicants for academic scholarships , By )en Lyons. Slaff Repone< By Graham Segroves Clark said she was nervous One of the weekend's lighter President David P.Roselle SulfReporter when, as a candidate, she visited events was a talk show parody called the dedication of the new Competition for the university's President David P. Roselle's home performed by current Du Pont Abe and Pearl Kristol Hillel top academic scholarship award for lunch. scholars after Friday's dinner. Student Center Thursday night, drew 59 high school seniors from "I was worried that if I spilled Du Pont scholar Ryan Martin • "The grandest night in [Hillel] across the country to Clayton Hall chili on the white carpet, they (AS JR) was the host of the show. history." Friday and Saturday. would cross me off the list," she which poked fun at the university, 4 • The dedication took place in The students came prepared for said. the competitors. the administrators Smith Hall and was followed by a the Eugene M. Du Pont Memorial Hirsh said the usual stresses of a and Du Pont itself. reception in the new center on Scholarship's essay examination competition were also present. Jen Johnson (AS SO) said the West Delaware Ave. and interview, said Louis L. Hirsh, "Those who have not yet been entertainment tried to emphasize Roselle said the new center will senior associate director of the interviewed are nervous. Those who that the school is looking for well­ be a place to enhance student admissions office. have been interviewed are relieved rounded people. growth. "It will give something Approximately 18 scholarships and cheerful,'' he said. Du Pont scholars were invited to back to the Jewish leaders of will be offered this year, Hirsh said, Students toured the campus the dinner and to help entertain tomorrow," he said. which will provide full tuition, Friday and also met with teachers in afterwards. More than 20 current Richard M. Joel, international room and board and a book their prospect! ve majors. Many scholars attended the dinner, and director of Hillel. praised the allowance for four years of study. spent some time at the Blue and about 15 helped entertain. students in the organization as TH~ REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz Hirsh said this year's competitors Gold Club meeting each other and Clark said she felt much more "serious invested leaders" who are The Abe and Pearle Kristol Hillel Student Center, built with contributions came from ·as close as Newark and faculty members, Hirsh said. comfortable this year helping working to spread their ideals from the local Jewish Community, was dedicated Thursday night. as far as North Carolina, Tennessee An essay examination was given entertain than participating as a throughout the community. and Minnesota. at Clayton Hall Saturday morning, competitor. "Hillel is not a mecca for nerds a playground aod told students to Abe and Pearl Kristol, for whom He said they were invited to the Hirsh said. "Last year. everywhere I went it and dweebs and geeks,'' Joel told participate in the "joyous exercise the center was named, she said. university to view the campus. to The exam consisted of a single seemed intimidating and scary," she an audience of about 150. of the Jewish jungle gym." The center will be Hillel's main talk with teachers and to determine question developed by a member of said. It is a "wonderful and varied" He said the center will give location and is rep! acing the if the university is right for them. the selection committee and was Johnson said planning the group of students who are helping Jewish students a place to explore apartment on Main Street, which April Clark (AS SO), a first-year designed so that competitors would entertainment for the event helps to shape the Jewish identity of the their religion. served as the group's primary Du Pont scholar. said she argue a point of view. he said. Du Pont scholars stay in touch. next generation, he said. Student President Adina work station. remembers those "mingle and Members of a faculty selection She said she also likes showing the If the Jewish youth of today are Steinberg (AS JR), who also spoke The new center has a large hobnob" sessions from her committee interviewed the prospective students that the school not provoked into recognizing at the ceremony, said she was kitchen, a library, a lounge, a competition last year. candidates that afternoon. is "looking for a personality. too." how Judaism can enrich their proud to be the president of such a recreational room that can hold lives, then they will lose their "warm and loving organization," 100 people and two offices. sense of identity, he said. particularly in the year of Hillel's Steinberg said the new center Joel said he wants Hillel to be transition to the new center. will enable the group to hold many an "infectious place" where The university did not activities, such as dances and Buell's car stolen 1n Philadelphia Jewish ideals can be spread contribute any money toward the other social events. which it did continued from page A1 scored a hat trick in the Buell said the officer said all throughout the campus. which $400.000 construction of the not have room for before. consolation game.· three men in the car started "has not been immune to the center, Steinberg said. The grand opening party will be more about his hockey equipment He did have his own stick and sprinting when they were pulled bigots and the racists and the The funding came from held Saturday at 8 p.m .• and the than the car." athletic supporter for both games, over. but the officer managed to haters." members of the local Jewish center is open for students from 7 Buell was stuck without skates though. catch them. Joel compared the new center to community and primarily from to 11 Monday and Tuesday nights. and padding for the Blue Hen Buell and Kramarck hitched a They took all the hockey tournament this weekend, which ride back from Philadelphia with equipment except a couple of he attributes to their Saturday Review reporter Jeff Pearlman sticks, Buell said, but left him a night loss against Towson State. (AS JR), who Buell said pair of biking gloves and a Bobby Women's studies declared a major "It was terrible," Buell said. "It "emotionally coinforted me on the Brown cassette tape. continued from page A1 feminist theory in his studies. . coming." is definitely the reason we lost. If ride home." Buell picked up his car The depa_rtment plans to g1ve O'Toole said it provides I had been at my full potential After Buell got home Thursday. and by Sunday it was President 1Javid P. Koselle said t~e ~ew !IlaJor more expos~re. by diversity and the experience to with my regular hockey Wednes·day night. he borrowed a resting in his driveway with the the women's studies major is d1~tnbutmg flye~s and .n?llfy~ng give students the opportunity to equipment, we definitely car to drive back to Philadelphia keys in the ignition and the engine appropriate. mmors through Its mallmg hst. receive a degree with a variety of would've beaten Towson. and file a police report. running. "Women's studies at the The major will also be listed in the choices. · "And you think I'm kidding." Police apprehended the car "It's not getting stolen now, university is nationally nex_t unde~graduate catalog, She added the program is Apparently used to his thief after he failed to use a turn though," he said. distinguished," Roselle said. Sch1ffman sa1d. "liberal education at its best." borrowed skates by Sunday. Buell signal at an intersection. 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Januszewski was administered said she feels rewarded when a Kim Chilcutt (AS JR), who By Jennifer Post cleaned up." just see it as a chore. basic medical care as the person she has helped approaches became involved in the Slaff reporter Nancy Walsh (AS SR), president "I think it puts out a good word ambulance raced toward her in class or on the street and organization through a close A local community project gives of the Golden Key National Honor for Greek organizations," he added. Christiana Hospital. says. "You did a good job. Thank friend, said, "You feel more university and community groups a Society, said her group picks up "It gives us a good image in the Michele Murphy (AS FR), a you." comfortable the more times you chance to clean up their city. trash along South College Avenue community." friend of Januszewski who was on · Jeff Smith, chief of the Aetna go, then you get excited every Through the Adopt-a-block every Sunday morning. Theta Xi is another student the scene, wanted to thank the Hose, Hook and Ladder Co. in time you respond to a call." program, an organization can adopt "It's not the most exciting thing organization involved with Adopt-a­ crew and said, "They kept talking Newark, said: "[UDECU) works Huffman said: "You have to be a block of town and maintain the to do on a Sunday morning," Walsh block to her on a personal level and did out real well for us. They take sharp and single-minded when area for a year, AI LiCata, Newark said, "but you go with a bunch of Lee Walton (AG SO}, Theta Xi a really good job." care of the bumps, bruises, and you go out on call. The adrenalin Conservation Committee Chairman friends to help the community and chairman, said: "It feels good to get The UDECU, founded in 1976. sports injuries and alleviate a lot and intensity are incredible." said. campus, so it's worth it." involved with the community. We is an all-volunteer, non-profit of our pressure." According to the members of The three-year-old program Troy Rawson (BE SR), chairman have a good time and feel good organization of about 40 Many of the UDECU members the organization, every call brings marks the start of its new year every of the honor society, said, "I enjoy it about doing it." members. They respond to calls also volunteer their time to ride them closer together and has April, he said. because it's a little thing that can be Theta Xi maintains the vacant lot dispatched by Public Safety and with Aetna, which is a great help made them like a family. This April, the program will done to help better the community ." across from the Acme on Elkton 911 only on university property. to the Aetna volunteers, Smith "Whatever you have gone begin with a plaque signing. The LiCata said when people drive by Road, Walton said. With the recent addition of said. through, no one else wants to hear plaque will hang in City Hall and and see students cleaning up the LiCata said at one time this area ·calls dispatched by 911, the Of the 40 members, about 20 of about. but everyone here wants to will represent all the groups who streets. it makes them think twice was filled with garbage thrown out number of calls to the UDECU them are active and dedicate an talk about it,' ~ Chilcutt said. have adopted blocks for the year, about throwing trash out their the window by passing cars. has increased to an average of one average of six to 10 hours a week Logemann , who volunteered LiCata said. windows. The St. Michael Council of the to two calls a day, volunteer Phil to the organization. The minimum for the police department in his To participate in the program, The Lambda Chi Alpha Knights of Columbus, a Catholic Huffman (AS JR) said. requirements for membership are hometown, joined the UDECU at LiCata said, student and community fraternity, LiCata said, has been men's organization, also According to Huffman, the 10 hours a month and attendance student activities night his organizations sign a non-binding participating in Adopt-a-block since participates in the program, LiCata majority of calls the UDECU at one monthly meeting, Huffman freshman year. contract and pledge to do their best. it started. said. responds to are alcohol-related said. "We're like best friends here," More than a dozen groups Tony Petrolle (BE JR), fraternity They maintain the area on South emergencies, sports emergencies Describing his first run, Jed he said. "Other students can sit participated in the program last president, said the group cleans East Chapel Street from Burger King to and bike accidents. He said calls Hanlon (AS SO) said: "It felt so around and drink beer together, year, he said. Main Street once a week. West Park Place, he said. are most frequent on weekends. weir.d. I got such an adrenalin but we can save someone's life Of these groups, LiCata said, Petrone said they are responsible LiCata said some student groups The technicians and drivers rush out of it and it really hooked together." only three were community for the area on Main Street from worry about keeping their street carry beepers around at all times, organizations. The remaining 80 Academy Street to the Deer Park. clean during the summer months which allow them to be reached percent were university affiliated. Sometimes it is difficult to get because they are not in Delaware, 24 hours a day, seven days a "We would definitely like to see volunteers, Petrolle said. but "we take that into consideration week. it grow," he said, "because there is "A lot of the newer guys don't and just ask them to do their best." "We're like Pavlov's dogs," Mrs. Dav d Andrews plenty of area in Newark that can be see its importance," he said. "They "Every little bit helps." Huffman said. "As soon as we hear the beep, we respond." PSYCHIC AND ASTROLOGY READINGS ~------The UDECU not only benefits Find out what the stars have to say about you. She has the the individuals it helps, he said, ability to forsee future events thru birthday. Consult this but it also is a benefit to members gifted lady on all affairs of life. : of the organization. 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By Laura Jefferson in bureaucratic theory and politics about Delaware government in given to Carper by July, and a By jennifer Post don't think it's fair to raise the rates so Sludenl llffain Edilor was also a factor, he said. particular," he said. final report must be prepared by Staff repotter high without informing Ute people it Gov. Thomas R. Carper He said the idea was initiated The group will examine all Sept. 15, in time for the Fiscal The cost to "reach out and touch will affect first. As a student living recently appointed associate during Minner's campaign in state agencies, trying to identify 1995 budget cycle. someone" for Diamond State off-campus, it just seems like an , professor Joseph A. Pika to head a response to citizens' concerns. areas where services overlap or "We will be successful only if Telephone Co. residential customers UMeccssary added expense." commission aimed at reorganizing The commission, he said, was just are duplicated, officials said. we reach out to people on the has increased 40 percent. F r a n Kristen Johnson (AS FR), who also the state government. approved Feb. 24 by Carper. In addition, it will aim to front lines who know where the Flanagan, Diamond State Telephone lives in the University Commons, Pika, who teaches political The newly established group realign state government to roadblocks are and why they Co. service representative, said the said, "We pay so much to go to school • science and international will attempt, through the improve relations among exist," Minner said. increase for the dial tone line charge here, we shouldn't have to pay more relations, acts as the executive branch, to make agencies. Carper said the commission is went into effect Feb. 10. The cost will to live here." commission's executive director. operational and structural changes Minner said, in auempting to one of his highest priorities. be about S11.60 per month, up from Flanagan said the public was Lt. Gov . Ruth Ann Minner and 10 to enhance the effectiveness of reconstruct, the commission will "This is an excellent group of the current charge of $8.23. informed of the increase last year. but other Delaware legislators also state government, Carper's consult with all realms of Delawareans with significant The increase is temporary. because it was not yet effective, serve on the Commission on officials said. Delaware government, from the experience in state government, Flanagan said, but is being reviewed complaints were minimal and people Government Reorganization and Pika said he is looking forward citizens who are affected by state business, academia and planning," by the Delaware Public Service forgot about the increase until now. Effectiveness. to heading the commission, which government to legislators. he said. Commission and will become Members of the American Pika said, "The commission is is composed of volunteers "who According to Carper's office, President David P. Roselle said permanent if approved. The Association of Retired Persons a charge to examine all Delaware just have a love for the the first phase of the he is glad Pika has been afforded commission, she said, should come to (AARP) said they also oppose the government other than the gov~rnment." commission's tasks will be aimed "the opportunity to be able to a decision by July. increase. legislative and judicial branches." It will also give him a chance. at "stimulating greater employee influence the government." Flanagan said the last increase Edith Shinn, AARP district Pika said he was chosen he said, to learn more about how in vol vemen t, encouraging Roselle said, "It's a marriage of issued by the company was in 1985, director, said the new rates will not because "they were confident in bureaucratic organizations innovation and building quality a very (;apable faculty member and it did not cause many complaints. benefit older people, who she my abilities to coordinate this operate. throughout state government." with a very interesting The company's own rates have explained are not interested in using type of program." His education "It's an opportunity to learn A progress report must be professional opportunity." increased significantly due to fax machines to cut down on long businesses that formerly subsidized di stance telephone costs in order to their rates, as well as competition from avoid the increase. other companies. With the problems with social A CUT ABOVE The increase, she said, will give the security, Shinn said, the elderly Advertise in company $10.4 million more in community could also risk losing annual revenues. telephone service all together because HAIR DESIGNS "I know what it costs us to give of its high cost. The Review customers service," Flanagan said, "so Charles Bohner, English professor Because 15,000 people are looking for good I don't feel it is that much of an and Newark resident, said, ''Even if I sa 00 OffANY increase." despised the increase, could I really do • SERVICE deals every _Tuesday and Friday. Some off-campus students said anything about it? Remember: Our Service Is Not Seasonal It's "Permanenf' they feel the increase is in fact a bit "The public is at the mercy of the Cal/831-2771 high. companies," Bohner said. "I'm caught 366-I23S Exp. 4-1-93 • Not valid with any other offer Marlena Simone (HR SO). a up in it all." University Commons resident. said: "I

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The Review's opinion : Spanish grades no fiesta Compostition grading policy deserves a minus 10 Hola. Welcome to Spanish at the though. Unless you revise muy bueno, University of Delaware. your projected grade will remain a Your class requirements will include fantasy on paper, not reality in the grade three in-class compositions. book. You will receive your composition So why do it this way? back in a later class period for a chance Professor Cubillos of the Spanish to revise it. department said the purpose of the In the words of the syllabus for policy is to emphasize rewriting. Spanish 107, "you may receive up to 10 However, this misleading policy does additional points on your revised copy." nothing to motivate students in writing But these 10 points have already been revisions. It simply makes no sense. deducted from your composition the Why tell students they have a projected first time. . grade which, chances are, they cannot You probably won't earn all the 10 earn? Muy estupido, if you ask us. points back, either. If rewriting is so important, then the So what happened to the 10 Spanish department ought to rewrite its additional points? composition policy, not just for students' Abortion end doesn't justify means They don't exist. sake. The Spanish department should Confused? Upset? You're not alone. change the policy for its own interests. Many other students have expressed As word gets around, the other language Dr. David Gunn was a killer. An of the '90s are so caught up in trying shove similar feelings. departments which don't have this immoral, perverted witch doctor. their views of morality on others that they Scan Peters (AS FR) said this method policy will become more popular and His profession? He performed abortions Commentary never stop to think that maybe they of grading is "discouraging" compared Spanish less. for a living at the Women's Medical themselves are the problem. to last semester when a student could Now, The Review's grading policy: Services clinic in Pensacola, Fla. By]. Matthew Abortion is a touchy issue. No one likes add to the grade. we give the policy a projected grade of ·That is, until Michaei ·Griffin shot Dr. to hear about an unborn person not being Most students feel the same way. zero. Gunn right in his back Wednesday while O'Donnell given the chance to live. This grading policy in reality The grade before revision, however, screaming. "Don't kill any more babies." But this is a moral issue. Whether that contradicts the statement in the syllabus. is minus 10. Griffin is a member of Rescue America, a developing human has rights in the womb of Your projected grade of. say, 85 points If the Spanish department keeps the group opposed to abortion, and is presently it is probable that their futures will involve its mother is not a legal question. It is a is really a grade of 7S. lf your revisions current system, it can earn up to 10 awaiting trial for the murder of Dr. Gunn. crime, drugs and even murder. question of your own beliefs. earn points, you can get anywhere from points for revision. Don Treshman, ·also of Rescue America, "Yes, the genocide of thousands of babies Griffin, nevertheless. decided to play a 76 toanB5. · lf the department changes the policy. released a statement calling Gunn's death in America's ghettos was unfortunate, but Ood on Wednesday to murder a man he But an 85 is by no means a likely it can earn considerably more bonus "unfortunate," but "over a dozen babies over a million well-behaved citizens of our deemed a murderer. grade. points with students - without would have died" Wednesday if he hadn't beloved cities would have had to put up with A friend of his said that on the Sunday Chances are you won't get an 85, compromising academic standards. been shot. more crime and drugs, and their own lives before the murder, Griffin prayed for the Dr. Well, America sure is lucky to have such would remain in jeopardy daily." Gunn "to give his life to Jesus." God-fearin' men like 31-year-old Michael Still keeping in a utilitarian perspective, Griffin probably assumed Jesus was busy Griffin. the government should not restrict abortion at the moment, so he did his dirty work for With Griffin's rationale, one would because of all the coat-hanger delivery him. expect him to turn the gun on himself to infections and deaths of those performing Hopefully, Griffin will spend the rest of reduce the chances of another doctor being unprofessional abortions. his life in jail. This should be a sufficient About Review & Opinion slaughtered over someone's definition of Millions of Americans die because of amount of time to de-brainwash himself and morality. realize he wasn't the chosen one to enforce Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial alcohol-related accidents in automobiles. Obviously, Griffin the bounty hunter and The govell)ment should prohibit the sale of the Christian doctrine of morality unto above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except his henchmen over at Rescue America are everyone else. when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the alcoholic beverages and cars. There would taking a utilitarian philosophy over the He might also realize that his action on artist. Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. be less deaths without them. whole issue of abortion. The idea is to save Americans have too many rights to begin Wednesday is analogous to the very one he as many lives as possible, born or unborn. wjth. No more handguns. condemns. · Dr. Gunn, a doctor who performs The federal government should repossess Embryo X was never given a chance r------..., abortions, had to be exterminated in order to any harmful items its citizens possess, and when it was destroyed in the womb by a . Editorial staff save the lives of the future embryos he they can use the house of know-it-all doctor playing God. would mercilessly kill. Michael Griffin to store them. . Dr. Gunn was never given a chance when Rich Campbell, editorial editor/columnist jeff Pearlman, columnist Okay Griffin, let's play along. Since the He seems to think he can decide whether he was shot in the back by a protestor Karen Levinson, columnist Doug Donovan, columnist ends are more important than the means, or not any human being has the right to live. playing God. Liz Ll!rdaro, columnist john Ottinger, cartoonist why don't you abort all the fetuses waiting Why shouldn't he decide how we live? Greg Orlando, columnist Wil Shamlin, cartoonist to be born in the slums of New York or The activists, protestors and loud mouths J. Matthew O'Donnell is a contributing Philadelphia? They are hated to begin with; editor for The Review. : - '------~ • Losing faith 1n Bill Clinton's promises of change

For most Americans, casting a vote is one of in half, that he had the answer to that problem a lot of graduates from this university are going to improve Clinton's image in the eyes of the few icons left that makes us feel as if we which escaped everyone else. to be considered rich, rich, rich. Americans. actually have a say in what goes on with our He then comes back and tries to tell the So think about it, after these people pay their Statistics say an average of $20,000 would be government. American public that his figures were wrong and student loans, credit cards, rent and living needed for each student involved in the project. With the past election. I fmally felt as if my he underestimated the exact amount. Somehow expenses, President Clinton expects them to open so the $3 billion will only be a drop in the vote was going to count, that I was going to help the $150 billion he promised to chop from the up their wallets one more time; does the phrase bucket. ~ :::... change this country for the better. deficit couldn't occur because the numbers that "back breaker" ring a bell? · Don't get me wrong. I am still a left-wing ~ ~ ~ ~ o:y I watched with anticipation and excitement as President Bush's staff gave out were inaccurate. This argument doesn't even begin to take into liberal and still side with the Democrats. but I ..... a young governor from Arkansas declared Come on, don't insult my intelligence. If I consideration imputed income. The $30,000 don't enjoy being told untruths. especially by :: himself the candidate of change and made a were running for President, I think I would barrier will dip down even further when you someone who is suppose to be a "candidate of ~ ~ successful attempt to overcome the 12-year double-check my addition. You're going to tell analyze the technical small print and the taxes change." ~ ~ Cl Republican reign. me that someone on Clinton' s staff couldn't do a that will be implemente~ on people who rent ' Clinton blatantly lied to the American voters ~ ~ For the ftrSt time in my short voting career, I little research on this crucial subject? instead of own their house. · ' ' and especially the youth of the country who had :::... paid heavy attention to the issues, what the On Wednesday, Feb. 17, President Clinton I think this tax, while neCessary. is a bad idea a big part in putting him where he is today. d CQ candidates were saying. and tried to cut through announced his long awaited economic plan. if it is imposed across the board. The I remember all the flack George Bush got all the media hype and come to a sound decision. Again, I was greatly disappointed. transportation industry is already standing on from Clinton for his "read my lips" speech. Now I decided Bill Clinton was my choice. During the election. the promise of "I won't shaky ground and to tax their major ingredient, Clinton has gone and done exactly the same. But over four months later, I find myself tax the middle class" was a big selling point for gas, will diminish their profits to the breaking Should he now be criticizing himself or just try thinking I might have been fooled. me. I felt that here is the "knight in shining point. Maybe a small tax break for the trucking to push it under the rug? Within two weeks of his inauguration, Bill armor" that we've been waiting for all these and airplane companies would be a good idea to Why can't a politician just come out with the Clinton was going back on all the promises that years. think about. truth? Its probably political suicide, but at least made me believe in him. But Clinton plans to implement an energy tax On March 1, Clinton announced his idea for the person could use the term honest to describe This isn't an isolated incident where· one issue on everyone making $30,000 or more. college students to repay loans through him/herself. can't be realized. I feel he blatantly lied to me as "Excuse me, could you speak up President community service. Hey Bill, ever heard of Jack Kemp? a young American to get elected into the highest Clinton, I couldn • t hear that last point down here He only plans to invest $3 billion towards the I have. office in the country. in middle-class suburbia. What was that about project and to test it on 1,000 students as a trial. For example, during the election Clinton kept $30,000?" This sounds like a half-hearted effort to me that Rob Wherry is an administrative news editor of barking about how he was going to cut the deficit If this isn't a tax hike on the middle class, then is set up exclusively for political grandstanding The Review.

Letters to the editor ~ WVUD deserves respect If the truth be known, I do not disagree who ever accused them of running news? I freely give up something which is perfectly with what you did cover but what you did not have yet to read a story about the bombing of good in itself and which we as Christians have Karen Lowe wrote in her review (March 9) ; I am unsure of Jonathan Thomas' point in cover. A picture of Gov. Carper speaking at the the World Trade Center or the Rodney King every right to enjoy. The use of "vice" might "this play may be offensive to deeply devout : his March 9 column ("The Review Halts Unity Rally should have accompanied your trial. give the impression Catholics consider the Christjans." Excuse me, my pastor (United • Coverage Of All News"). If he wanted to picture of Klan marchers on the front page I realize this is a campus newspaper, one consumption of chocolate and alcohol to be Methodist) viewed the musical and said it was c emphasize the imponance of fair and objective instead of students with a sign. attuned to the local goings-on of the university "vicious" behavior. absolutely wonderful. I agree that some people ~ journalism, then I agree with him. What Thomas implied the WVUD news community. But for the vast majority of That's not true, as everyone will testify who may not enjoy this type of show, but it ' confused and angered me was his unsupported, department does not know the fundamentals of students, The Review is the only source of news awaits the Easter season when we will again certainly would not be because of "deviance : destructive remarks concerning the WVUD journalism. If there is one person among a about the outside world we receive. enjoy those things we've given up. from the Bible." : news staff and Shannon Perrine. news team who disagrees with what should be Andrew Lloyd Weber [Weber composed covered and how extensively, then the entire lf Shannon simply "brought U2 the fact that Derek Harper (AS SO) Melissa Kantor (AS SR) the music, Tim Riu the lyrics ~d.] simply many students disagreed with [The Review's) news staff does not know the fundamentals of tells a story set to music. It has an unbiased decision to cover the Klan" and said journalism 'Superstar' review responses opinion for it shows the view of Jesus with his "newspapers did in fact have the right to Applying this logic, I must assume that Catholics don't give up 'vice' followers and the opposing priests and rulers. ~hoose what they cover," how is that biased everyone at The Review always agrees with I am a "deeply devout Christian" and I saw JOurnalism? what should or should not be printed. HTAC's production of "Jesus Christ Meredith Strang (AS SO) WVUD is a student-run media, just like It is my hope your errors will not break As a practicing Catholic and university Superstar." As a professional musician, I was The Review, and deserves as much respect as down-any cooperative bonds between our two student, I must tell you how pleased I am to see genuinely entertained. Is Rice's portrayal of Thomas in hi s backwards way was asking for. media that could benefit both WVUD and The an interest in our faith (Lent article, March 9). Christ "offensive" to me? No. Is this an Eye for eye makes us blind Review as well as the university community. One aspect of your article troubled me, accurate presentation of Jesus Christ? Again, Lisa McDormell (AS SR) though. The appearance of the word "vice" in no. The musical shows Rice's views rather than I have just one thing to say to Mr. Wherry Shannon Catherine Perrine (AS JR) the headline and article is misleading. Though those of the Bible. News Director, WVUD after reading his opinion on capital punishment the precise meaning of the word is often If anyone sees the musical and wonders ("An 'Eye For an Eye' For Those Blind to the If you had ever listened to Feedback unclear and depends a great deal on context, before, you would know that as an interviewer, who Jesus really is, let it be a stepping stone to Value of Uving," March 9). "vice" is roughly equivalent to "bad habit" with pursue the truth about him In that regard, you ' I do not give my opinion on the topics I discuss Review ignores world news I believe it was Martin Luther King who "bad" meaning anything from mildly harmful deserve better than Rice's play offers. with my guests. Therefore. there I_K>t way you stated, "An eye for an eye and soon we'll all be i~ toevil. · blind." Think about it. could have inferred what my opllllon on your When Jonathan Thomas said The Review The point of the Lenten sacrifice is to Bill Beck, Class of 1991 coverage is from lis~g to Sunday's show. would cease its news coverage, I wondered Amanda Burdan (AS SO) March 16, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A9

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THE REVIEW I Milximillian Gretsch Above: Jumpin jack and the Flashes bring the Rolling Stones to Bacchus Theatre. Below: Pretty Sneaky Sis add some Salt n Pepa to the evening's show. Students fake it to mal

assistants run the contestant search at and in a form that would make the syncing to Bell Biv Devoe'sGangsta. !Jm~?s~.':fv~e::ts Editor about 20 colleges other than Delaware Black Crowes and Wayne and Garth The Weather Girls took the stage Lip-synching in concert is often the and the goal is to get 109 groups to crack a smile. next with a typical routine and song kiss of death for a band - just ask complete in a full season of the show. The group, consisting of three guys, that has been done in every karaoke Rob Pil~tus and Fab Morgan, the two The first group to take the stage wore vel vet bell bottoms, Addidas bar in the country, Raining Men . ersatz crooners who made up Milli- called themselves Pretty Sneaky Sis, sweats, and L.L. Cool J .-type hats. After shedding their tan, full-length . Vanilli. which consisted of Todd Rossin (AS They performed a track by the Beastie rain coats. the girls revealed sexy But for MTV, it's not such a bad SO), Christy Kleintrop (AS JR) and Boys. black skirts and ruffled white shirts. thing. Their new show Lip Service, in Heather Hylton (ED JR). After the audience stopped laughing They each took turns singing the fact, actually challenges ordinary They chose Do You Really Want Me over the Love Gods, Jumpin' Jack and lead and were the only act to use people to mime the words to their by Salt n Pepa as the song for their the Flashes took center stage. chairs, gutsily dancing on the wobbly favorite songs. routine. This group, who received an props. On Thursday night, MTV hit the Dressed in black shirts, sexy nylons overwhelming vote from the audience The final act of the night, who Perkins Student Center Bacchus and cut-off jeans the two blond as being the best, mimicked the almost missed their chance by Theater to find new contestants for the women danced around and sang back­ Rolling Stones and covered the classic showing up late. were the B-96s who show. up while their partner moved up and song of the same name. did a spoof of the B-52 ' s Love Shack. The lip-synch contest, viewed by down the stage and performed Reese Rigby (AS SR), who The three women wore the same over 100 students, featured six groups acrobatic moves. resembled Mick Jagger strutting fashions as the band. and one member trying to present the best show. Each The group conceded that th ey were around on stage, said he enjoyed the cross-dressed and hy s te rically would-be band's performance was nervous before going on. experience but didn't see himself on mimicked Fred Schneider. judged on costumes. choreography, "My hands are s haking ," said TV. The event, sponsored by the Office and song choice. Kleintrop. "I can't believe I' m going "I had fun up there," said Rigby. "I of Student Programs. went over as a Allison Leikind, a contestant to do this." don't know if I want to be on MTV." big success. assistant at MTV, said there will be no She added the group practiced only he said. Sara Kleiner, program ai d and winner chosen at this event but that three times for the audition and hoped "I haven' t even seen the shoYJ to coordinator for the event said: "MTV video tapes will be brought back to the to get an appearance on MTV out of tell the truth." approached me to do the show. They network where producers will judge all the work. After the Flashes jumped off the wanted to come h e r e because them. "I'd love to get on MTV. I th ink the stage, the Untouchables took Delaware has a reputation as a school She added she was pleased with the host of the show is beautiful," said over. They were garbed in bl ac k boots with good school spirit." talent and the audience. Kl eintrop. and pants and loose-fitting sport s Kleiner added th e group s will "These were six good groups, and it Pretty Sneaky Si s was fo llowed by coats. have to hold their breath un til March was al so a good turnout." Love God s in Leisure Suits, who Their act was a polished routine of 19 when MTV will make a deci sion Leikind said she and other performed just as their name sounds dancing and seductive moves wh ile and contact the winners.

------Featurin ... March 16, 1993. THE REVIEW• 82 Men-you don't have to hate them because their hair sure isn't beautiful

One may ask. "Why would Bob do having tresses the same color as an faith and cut his hair. He should have Hair. gone atheist and left his hair alone. , such a tragic thing to 80-year-old or~ge neon glow stick? If you are female, chances are you Seeing Jon with his hair short makes were brought up thinking it's pretty women across America?" You want a good laugh, look at Feature Forum But that's just it, nobody knows why Michael Bolton. Or look at Michael you realize just how cheesey his songs important. were in the first place and how young Whether straight and natural, curly these men do this to themselves. Jackson. Or look at both and laugh By Liz Lardaro Or what about Wayne's better half­ really hard. you were when you plastered your and high, a combination of both (God bedroom wall with his head of (what knows what that would look like), or that blond bombshell the world knows But the biggest musical icon (or as Garth? His hair looks like a reject moron, if it so pleases you) hair color was that anyway?) fluffy hair. any other style, girls and women are But the most humorous part is that in known for having (or trying to have) from Tina Turner's wig collection. disappointment of all for this born and where guys don't have that magical hair Even his dog has the same "do" as he bred Jersey girl is Jon Bon Jovi. about 20 years half of these guys (except alluring hair and styles to go with it. for Bob Barker) are going to need We spray, irons, mist. spritz, gel. styling tool that U of D guys have-a does. I think I'm gonna get my hair . Although my "Slippery When Wet" use Rogaine. bleach (yeah, I know you do), dryers, baseball hat. done like Mr. Algar. cassette tape has long been stowed away You'll realize. after about an hour of Yah: As if. underneath piles of eighth and ninth I'd rather struggle with Aussie grape­ .deep conditioner made of seaweed, scrunch-crunch-fruit-bowl-extra-bold­ mousse (does this stuff actually do indulging in cable, regular T.V., a movie How about Chris Rock's new style? grade notes, (you remember these-the or even just a magazine, just how The long curly things hanging on the "I like Joey, do you think he likes me?" hold-mega-spritz now than deal with anything?) and a lot of other junk being a "Hair Club Member" later in designed to make us look good enough unfortunate these guys are by what side of his face in his new movie just works of literature you and your best they've been forced to do·with their hair. don't cut it (no pun intended). And friends casually slipped to each other life. to say, "Don't hate me because I'm Even if I do look stupid in a baseball beautiful," even if we aren't. We'll start small. neither do the teeth. between classes), I still remember how hat. But put yourself in a guy's shoes for a Look at Bob Barker. Bob was pretty Moving to the world of music, I we held him in revery. cool as far as game show hosts go. But I really want to know what sort of We wore at least four gold necklaces, moment (or scalp, as the case may be). Liz Lardaro is an associate news You will find their hair limitations are a remember sitting down with granny one nuclear-infected ancestry Dave Mustaine had big hair, big accents and a deep love day to watch the famed host. His hair came from to get that color hair. for the Jersey shore. Bon Jovi was a god editor for the Review. Feature forums bit more restricting than women's. appear Fridays in the Review. This "Y chromosome hair dilemma" was no longer brown. but he had let it go Was this a freak accident, or did this to us (the hair god, no less). is a lot more prevalent in entertainment white. Even grandma was upset. lead singer of Megadeth intend on And now look at him. He kept the

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Back To The Light oddly ironic Too Much Love Will Kill You that's open I Mama's making heat to keep Brian May are meant to distance May from his former the old fire smokin' I Papa' s hangin' on to Hollywood Records band. In the end, they only come out as his old love tokeit" Grade: C· serenades to insecurity. Let Your Heart Rule Your Head is May's guitar work is superb as always. possibly the worst offender. If there's a By Greg Orlando Light runs long and hard on sheer guitar monetary award for the stupidest lyrics, the fnrerrainmenfdiror power. judges can fill out the check now. Five years. But, as Joe Satriani knows, a great "Let your heart rule your head I Let your Brian May, the ex-lead guitarist for Queen guitarist doth not a great singer make. heart rule your head I Let your heart rule worked on his first solo album Back To The May's voice, while pleasantly digestible, your head tonight I When your whole world Light for a most impressive five years. is way too similiar to many other rock artists. is sinkin' I Come to my way of thinkin' I Let One-half of a decade. The screams are swiped directly from your heart rule your head tonight." 1,827 days. Freddie Mercury and the low growls from May is at his best when his fingers are He must have spent countless hours ex-Whitesnaker David Coverdale. flying across the guitar strings and isn't arranging the music, recruiting talented Light tries hard, though. The album is full trying to make a personal statement. In the musicians to play and fussing oyer the of musical genius and fairly bristles with album's best song. Driven By You. May runs details. Mixing and remixing alone must energy and optimism . off some classic guitar riffs and doesn't have taken a good six months. Musically. May and company get "A's" bother bogging himself with complex lyrics. Working for five years, there should be no across the board. Ex-Sabbath drummer Cozy Much of the album is either blandly doubt that May lingered long and hard on Powell lends some inspired beats on four mediocre (Love Token) way too personal these songs. songs and the keyboard hums from Mike (Ressurrection, I'm Scared ) or just plain There's also no way to get around the fact Moran are pretty close to ambrosia. clichM (Too Much Love Will Kill You) . that for all his effort, Back To The Light is What Light doesn't have, however, are May only manages to make himself look more like the dull pop of a wet firecracker lyrics of any quality. really good on the aformentioned Driven By than the triumphant boom of a cannon. Five years to create this album. You and the title track, and then only after Back To The Light is a self-confessional Eight minutes to write the lyrics. great effort. work and May tries desperately to proclaim On Love Token one will be hard pressed Forget about Back to the Light. After 20 his independence from the Rock Monolith to judge the author of this bad poetry - minutes or so of May's lyrics, a potential that was Queen. Songs like The Dark, Back Brian May or Spinal Tap. listener will want to go back to the record To The Light, Resurrection and even the "Everybody's cryin' but they can' t stop store. hopin' I Everybody's lookin' for the door For a refund. Hammerbox pounds out Seattle sound that'll leave you numb

Numb Anywhere but Here, the listener is new album, or if you have heard Hammerbox buried in raw, distorted riffs that can enough Nirvana, whose video A&M Records be found in far better forms on promoter must be on loan from Def Grade: C+ Nirvana's Nevermind, Leppard, Numb may satisfy your Soundgarden's Badmotortinger and need for obnoxious garage guitar. By Russ Bengtson Pearl Jam's Ten. But for the truly hardcore, Numb Conrriburins Editor Akre does have a reasonably good may be scary. Those of you raised on Now that everyone and his I her voice, and she can mix strength and the darker edge of the Seattle scene mother is wearing thrift-shop flannel, melody. But much as the female (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden) will and Nirvana and Pearl Jam are more vocals add to the grunge sound, L 7 be horrified to discover what recognizable than the Pope, the did it frrst. Hammerbox really represents - "Seattle Sound" is spewing forth And better. fluff grunge. new acts faster than Rogaine raises As with most mediocre albums, That's right, they take the basic hair. the best song is also the shortest. hooks, tone them down, and make Hammerbox is a traditional four­ Simple Passing, the best cut on the them commercial with the addition :piece (guitar, drums, bass, vocals) album, clocks in at a mere 2:0 I. of a melodious yet hard-edged :out of the rainy city fronted by Numb ranges from hopeless pop­ female vocalist. :female vocalist Carrie Akre, who metal fluff to acceptable grunge The Seattle Poison, if you will. :adds an odd twist. If Kurt Cobain (Simple Passing, Hole). At their least Too user-friendly to be daring, too :decided to try for father of the year dangerous, Harnmeroox sounds like sickeningly candy-coated to be 'and Pat Benatar took over Nirvana. Heart with a slightly ragged edge. different. :the result would be pretty similar. If you're a hopeless grunge fan Now we'll have an entire Eerie, huh? who doesn't want to wait ten years generation of grunge bands who buy , Uruortunately, Numb is a pretty for the now too-good-for-mere­ their flannel from J. Crew and move :good description of the sound. From mortals-because-we-have-to-tour­ to Seattle to be cool. :the opening cut, Hole, to the closing until-we-die Pearl Jam to release a I can hardly wait. From the Loser File Listen to your Conscience-don•t buy this album

Conscience Depeche Mode wanna-be, The The­ The Beloved esque-esque alternative make-you­ Atlantic Records dance-mindlessly-with-mindless­ Grade: F music record ever made. "I don't think the album is that By Brandon jamison downbeat at all," says Marsh. fnrerrainmenr Ediror Well, maybe he doesn't think so. A word from the wise for any but when you listen to it, you'll be musician debating whether or not to hating a lot of stuff, mainly yourself make their spouse a part of their new for having bought it. recording project: DON'T!!! " Where is the hope today I And For example, look at John Lennon's where is the passion I It seemed just efforts when he combined with wife like yesterday I Love was in fashion Yoko Ono. The term "vomiting up a .. . Don' t change your ideals I with lung" comes to mind. every season," are the lines from Then, look no farther than Celebrate Your Life that you ponder Lennon's Beatle-mate Paul while The Beloved celebrates your McCartney, whose wife, Linda, lent a loss (financially). certain heinous, hideous quality to his Meanwhile, Helena Marsh music. contributes album production that So don't feel sorry for vocalist­ could just as easily be handled by keyboardist Jon Marsh and his band TV's Gilligan. The Beloved when you hear their Marsh and The Beloved consider latest effort, Conscience. themselves to be a band that defies Tuesdays Are Forever Whether she's singing the sad After every one else in the band left categorization. Not quite. There are D.D. Wood story of a nude dancer named in 1991 , Marsh brought in his wife, quite a few categories that they can be Hollywood Records Lorraine or the sappy talc of how she Helena, to continue The Beloved. placed in. Just none that can be Grade: 8+ met and fell in love wilh her hlisband He should have left well enough mentioned here. Joe, Wood manages to fill her songs alone. Be smart. Bypass this one. And By Greg Orlando with thoughful, intelligent (and fun) Conscience sounds like every other don't ever let your husband or wife fllrcrrainmcnr Ediror lyrics. bland, pessimistic Erasure-head, help out with your next album. The fusion of alternative music "Seems I've walked these streets as he should have on h ~pears soI o, with country music should, by all for all eternity,'' she sings on the title )on Mars a f1 p Conscience. known laws of nature, make a person track. The Belove s o ' violently ill after a scant three minutes "Looking for the answers to my of e,.;posure. dreams I Tuesday afternoon I found a But singer I songwriter I magician penny on the ground I But luck is D.D. Wood manages to mix the two only real if you believe." and look good in the effort. The opening song, RUMing on The Her debut album Tuesdays Arc Edge, sets the pace for the rest of the Forever is an interesting blend of the album. Electric and ·acoustic guitars whimsical and the heavyhanded. arc used to create an alternative-rock Piling creative wordplay on top of beat interspersed with liberal very competent musicianship, Wood countrycsque twangs. and her band build a solid album. The rest of the album, save for a Wood's voice, a melodious blend few somber protusions, remains as 'of sugary hums and throaty moans, is smooth and graceful as a Tennessee . both powerful and oh-so seductive. Waltz. "Come hither," Wood seems to say Forever only slips when Wood :as each word pours from her lips. goes overboard with the social : ''And bring some cash." commentary. Louie Cooper, an : The resultant kick from her vocals overwrought talc about a corpse, is :-like a kiss from a convicted mass­ about as subtle as a bloody nose. ,murderer - can be felt from the And, contrary to D.D. Wood, cranium to (roughly) the kneecap. Tuesdays arc only 24 hours long. i ON DECK 11BLUE HEN CHA'nER" (all games tentative due to the weather) Today "It'll be an honor to play • Softball vs. Mt. St Mary's, 2:30 p.m. Denny Crum, and it'll be an • Baseball vs. Villanova, 3 p.m. honor to beat him." Thursday •Women's Lacrosse at James Madison, 3 p.m. -Delaware senior forward Anthony · Wright on the Hens' first-round NCM • Softball at West Chester, 2:30 p.m. matChup against L.oUsville, and Coach Denny • Baseball at Rider, 3 p.m. Tuesday Oum.

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Porter's Playground Women cagers put up fight, but fall to Vermont ByRon Catamounts pull away down stretch to down Delaware, 75-62; NAC rep. to face Rutgers in NCMs Porter By laura Bernardini Vermont (27-0) adjusted their With 15 minutes left in the second those breakdowns were few and far in McNainara had 11 points in the fii'St Sp«ia/ID ~ .'fxlr1S defense in the second half to force 14 half, Vermalt went on another 15-2 run between. half, and her team's two-point halftime BURLINGTON, VT. - The turnovers and hold Hen center Mere! that decided the game. Even though Vermont played its deficit could have been a lead if not for The guide to University of Vermont utilized a 15·2 van Zanten to just six points after From that point on, the closest trademark tough defense, the Hens Catamount guard Kari Greenbaum, run in the last six minutes of the ftrst burning the Cats for eleven in the ftrSt Delaware (17-ll) ever got was seven fought valiantly to stay with the who hit two deep three-pointers late in half to take a two-point halftime lead on 20minutes. points. Every boWlce seemed to benefit undefeated 'Cats. With Turnbull, the the period. the basketball their way to a 75-62 rout of Delaware in Catamount Coach Cathy Inglese the hometown Cats, highlighted by a NAC Player of the Year, on the bench HEN NOTES: The loss marked the the North Atlantic Conference switched from a wne defense played in brick from guard Stephanie Komer that with foul trouble, Larkin, van Zanten final games at Delaware for seniors semifinals Friday at Patrick the first half to tough man-to-man clanged off the backboard and into the and forward Colleen McNamara (15 Larkin, Jen Lipinski and Sara junkie's heaven Gymnasium. pressure in the second frame. hands of Turnbull for an easy layup and points, 14 rebounds) pounded Vermont Giedzinski. Turnbull set a NAC Vermont went on to win the "In the second half they tightened 71-57 late lead. backup Betsy Brothers on the glass. Tournament record with 21 rebounds. Beware faithful readers, March conference title with a 62-45 spanking their defense," said Delaware forward "We really thought we could beat "I thought we played very well in the Sharon Bay and Jen Niebling paced Madness looms over us like a deadly of Maine Swxlay, and will face Rutgers Molly Larkin, who along with van them," said Larkin. "They're a great ftrst half," said Delaware Coach Joyce Vermont with 18 points apiece. plague. at home in the first round of the NCAA Zanten paced the Hens with 17 points. team- I don't want to take anything Perry. "I was extremely pleased with And for those of us who can say Tournament. "When Sheri Turnbull plays tough away from them. We have breakdowns how we handled the pressure. They got Laura BemLUdini is the sports editor of that we are die-hard basketball fans, After pulling ahead of the Hens. the defense for them. it's harder to get the and they don't." on a roll and we had a little bit of a The Cynic, the University of Vermonr who become truly obsessed with catamounts took off. ball inside." For most of the ftrst half, however. drought" student newspaper. every stat, score and highlight, this is the best month of the year. Everything around us loses all importance as we become enthralled with basketball college basketball. DEL.\\\' \HE H0.\1> TO TilE FI\.\L FOl H So as your guide through these fabulous weeks of March, I offer the following tips. Pools: Everyone in the next week will be tempting you with meaningless pools to test how much knowledge you have about college basketball. Battle of the Birds Don't be a fool. The NCAA Tournament is all about Cinderella teams. Any team in any given game can upset the team you pick as Fans storm national champs. If you must be involved in the pools than find one you feel to be Scrounge to the best-a free one. Significant Others: This applies to all those who are related, back Hens dating or forced to be in the company of a basketball junkie By Mary Desmond during the tournament. Assisranr Spom Ecfrror LEAVE THEM ALONE. You will do yourself and those Half an hour before the NCAA Tournament seedings were around you a great favor if you don't announced Sunday night, every try to converse with the viewer. Too many times a person will be chair in the Scrounge was filled, the disrupted for something as trivial as best seats facing the big-screen TV. a reply to the question: What's the Late-comers leaned against the score? wall or sat Indian-style in the Sources: CBS will begin aisles. Students waiting in lines that coverage on Thursday. and if you snaked past the the smoking section should miss a game due to craned their necks, hoping to be the something like class, well, ESPN first to see who Delaware's own has updates throughout the day. If NAC champions were seeded to you're really hard core, there are play against in the first round of the various sports lines that you can call NCAAs. to get up-to-the-minute scores and But fans weren't the only ones stats. to fill the Scrounge. The entire Food: . This covers everything. basketball team, as well as the Beer. Gatorade, nachos, pizza or cheerleaders. came to join the . whatever makes your viewing more crowd of about 500 to eat piu.a and . pleasurable is acceptable. But be find out who they will face this . careful. During this month it has Friday night. been known that many people have "We came out to share the gained a little weight. Be smart, eat excjtement with the fans," said . responsibly. forward Panick Evans."lt gives us And finally, be sure to get your a lot of confidence. They stop us daily dose anytime the games are and compliment us, teD us to bring being played. This event only back the gold. happens once a year. So if you have "Last year in Cincinnati it was already made plans, cancel them. like 'Wow! We're here!"' said There is nothing more important Evans about the Hens ftrst NCAA than following the action around the 13th seed Hens to face Cardinals Tournament trip. "This year it's all country. W\\ winning. Louisville is a good Porter's Predictions: I have team. but we've played good teamS By Jeff Pearlman before, lik.e Xavier and Seton Hall. labored long and hard to find the Sporls Edror best possible Final Four. We're ready to play." Anyone can take the top seeds The University of Although not many people and write in their names, but I have l..ouisville has a rich basketball would put money on Delaware's figured in upsets, possible bad tradition tha1 will stand up next chances. predictions are always part games and, of course, records. After to the North Carolinas and ofNCAAfun. and all the hours and sweat. I have come Kentuckys of the nation "We have a good shot," said up with these teams getting a ticket boost its 00op superiaity. Matt Rohner, who came to the to New Orleans. 1re Cardinals have played Scrounge at 4:30pm. to save a seat North Carolina will win the East. in 22 NCAA Tournaments, .to w.atch the pickings. "Louisville is Dean Smith. That's all that needs to made the ftnal 16 over a dozen the best draw that we could have be said about this team. The times and have appeared in gotten." Midwest will be won by Indiana. seven Ftnal Fours. be an hooor to beat him." said they make up for with Howard Mergler shared Yes, I realize I have picked two No. Adding to the majesty is Delaware forward Anthony athleticism. Louisville is led Rohner's enthusiasm .. Patiently I seeds, but look at the teams in the Cooch Denny Oum. who has Wright who, along with his by 6', 6" junior forward waiting at the end of a Scrounge brackets. With the exception of 500 career victaies. iJ1cluding teammates, watched CBS' Dwayne Morton, a slasher line, Mergler said he has high Duke, Indiana should be able to play 33 in NCAA Tournament Tournament selection show who is averaging 16.4 points hopes for the team. "I'd definitely their backups to get to the Final play. Sunday in the Scrounge. "I and 4.7 rebounds per game. like to see them get past the second Four. And although N.C.'s trip may And now. that's all think they're a running team. Power forward Clifford round. They have good teamworlc. be a little bumpy, they have the Delaware's Jroblem. and I know they're really Rozier. a 6'. 9", 235-pound With [Brian] Pearl and (Kevin) talent and the experience to go the After winning the North alhletic." strongman. COiliJ'Ois the booitls Blackhurst on the outside and distance. Atlantic Conference title with Anything else? for the Caros. averaging 11.3 Spencer [Dunkley] and "Sweet" On the other side of the brackets, a stunning 67~ victory over "They're a really good rebounds along with 15.5 [Anthony Wright) on the inside, look for Big East champ Seton Hall Drexel in the conference team," said sophomore point points per game. they work weu together." to beat up the three-point dependents championship game guard Brian Pearl, "but they're The Hens' biggest battle, But standing in line for half an from Kentucky. Terry Dehere and · Wednesday, Delaware (22-7) capable of being beat." however, may not be against hour just to grab some rug by the Jerry Walker are due- they want it earned the right to play True, but it hasn't happened Louisville. but facing the salad bar can't be worth it. No way. and they deserve it. Louisville in the first round of too often. The Cardinals are on haunting memcry of their brief According to the fans at the And the pick for the West that the NCAA Tournament a six-game winning streak, NCAA ToiJI1lalretll histcry. Scrounge, that's the whole reason should make all of you look twice is Friday in Indianapolis. including victories over Notre Delaware made the they showed up. The No. 13 seed Hens, who THE REVIEW /J.Hollada "It should be rowdy and exciting Georgia Tech. Yef r:orgia Tech Dame and then-nationally Tournament for the ftrSt time 6', 11" Spencer Dunkley could have an advantage most expected to be ranked tanked Tulane. Along with the in school history last year on with everyone involved," said will upset the sophomore slouches against the Cardinals, whose tallest player is 6', 9." from Michigan. The reason: Media two seeds lower, will face No. Green Wave, Crurn 's squad the strength of a 27-3 record Rohner. "This is fun, instead of 4 Louisville in the Midwest attention. These Fab Five were has beaten once-nationally and undefeated NAC gonna play a better game. Our Delaware led at one point in sitting in some stupid TV lounge deserving last year, but this year Regional. The Cardinals (20- ranked UNLV, and lost to camplign. with nobody else around." · 8) gained an automatic NCAA confidence is building up." the first half, but struggled they have to stop looking for the Southeast Conference But just when First State What should maximize tha1 after Dunkley missed nearly "This sums the whole season cameras and start concentrating on bid by winning the Metro champion Vanderbilt by just basketball hysteria was at a up," said Delaware guard Ricky Conference Tournament with confidence is the Delaware- the entire secood half with foul the hoop. two. new high. the Hens were Lousiville connection. The ti'ouble. Deadwyler. "We've had great We all have our ideas of who will a 90-78 win over Virginia "Obviously that's a rudely ousted by Cincinnati in support aJl year. They give us extra Coouronwealth Sunday. teams share only Xavier as a Translation: It may not be be in New Orleans come April3 . pogram with a lot of talent," the ftrst roond, 8547. common opponent, and both !he blowout some expect. confidence at game time. They are Despite Louisville's the sixth man on the coun." But only time will tell which said Delaware Coach Steve "Last year we thought we games were close. "We expect to win the team has the right map on the road reputation, most of the Hens Steinwedel. "Yoo look at their were unbeatable, and we got But 500 students placing orders. were unfazed. Louisville downed the game," said guard Andre to the Final Four. recm1 and who they play, and kicked," said senior center waiting in line and ftlling up every "It'll be an honor to play Musketeers 76-73 at home, Buck. "We're net gonna lose. obviously it's a challenge." Spencer Dunkley. "This year while the Hens lost 74-66 in The 13 seed says a lot - tha1 garbage can would be enough to Ron Porter is an assistant sports against Denny Crum. and it'll What the Cards lack in size we're relaxed, and we're Japan early in the season. we'rerising." see FANS page BS editor of The Review. ·I 85 • THE REVIEW • March 16, 1993 I'll take two wins and a doughnut to go Delaware storms out to 2-0 start with wins over Rider, Towson; seek second NAC title By Chris Dolmetsch Tuesday, and senior lefty Matt Sporu Ediror Schmidt, who was 6-1 with a Baseball? Who can play 2.91 ERA last year. baseball when there's a foot­ Filling out the bullpen are plus of snow on the ground? sophomores Steve Franzini and Well, nobody. But Delaware Schnur, who can be used as managed to play one before the either starters or relievers. snow fell Friday, beating With the loss of .413 hitter former East Coast Conference Tripp Keister to the Mets, third rival Rider 7-1 before 75 fans baseman Brian Wallace to the at Delaware Diamond. A's, second baseman Mike The Hens (2-0) were Gomez to the Phillies and powered as Jamie Wilson (1- outfielder Brian Lesher to the 0), Curt Schnur, and Alex Mariners, Delaware has lost a Pugliese (1-0) combined on a lot of the offensive power that four-hitter and kept the Broncs fueled them last season, but a (0-3) scoreless through eight few new faces are expected innings. topick up the slack. It was a good start for Captain Bill Dilenno, who Delaware Coach Bob Hannah's has shifted from left to center team, who enter their second field, should provide some sock North Atlantic Conference after leading the team in RBis season as the defending last season with 60. He hild two champions with a 39-14 record in Friday's game. (20-8 NAC) and looking to Stepping into left field for make a return trip to the NCAA Dilenno is junior Tom Lafferty, tournament, where they who started 39 games for the finished with a disappointing Hens last season at catcher and 1-2 record last spring. had 29 RBI's . . It won't be easy either, as Completing the outfield is the Hens have to overcome the sophomore Ethan Jack, who loss of four starters to the redshirted last season. He also professional draft and with six knocked in a run Friday. other letterwinners to Defensively, the infield graduation. should be strong with "We lost a lot of kids from experience. Senior first last year," said Hannah. "They baseman Bruce Hannah started were all good players. But we all but four games last season feel like pitching depth and our while batting .267. He also had defense will keep us in ball two saves as a pitcher. THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch games. We've lost some power Delaware should be set and team speed, they're really behind the plate with senior Delaware freshman third baseman Cliff Brumbaugh is late with the tag on a Rider player in the Hens' 7-1 beating of the Broncs Friday. the two key areas offensively. Bob Woodruff, who batted .270 But we think we've got a last year, and junior backup non-conference NCAA people in the mix. All those kind of feeJ.jng. And the kids in chance to be competitive in the Troy O'Neal. tournament participants slated teams are going to be the small schools say, 'hey, Coleman places 12th conference, which is really our Junior Deron Brown, who to face the Hen nine. competitive. Hopefully, we're we're really going to be ready Delaware senior Wade Coleman main objective." played shortstop last season, Within the conference, the in the chase. We've got some to play this team. • So we hope came six spots away from becoming After ace Jason Pierson took should fill in nicely for Gomez competition looks to be stiff. work to do, we've got a lot of that our guys are going to be Delaware's second-ever track and his 9-1 recordto the Chicago at second base. He hit .313 last While Maine finished 19-24 in new faces. But we also think able to match that intensity. It field All-American by placing 12th White Sox system, Delaware's year and was a second team ali­ 1992, they are picked as the we have a competitive group." should be a good rivalry." in the 35-lb. weight throw at the staff will rely on Wilson, a NAC selection. Rounding out team to beat, and Northeastern On the Hens' schedule for HEN DIAMONDS- NCAA Track and Field righthanded junior who the infield are sophomore is returning several letter the first time this year is in­ Delaware's game with Towson Championships in Indianapolis last finished with a 7-2 record last shortstop Dan Hammer and winners from last year. state rival Delaware State. State Saturday was cancelled weekend. season while posting a 3.38 freshman third baseman Cliff "Maine is always very good "It's an in-state thing," said due to snow. Weather Coleman, Delaware's indoor and · ERA, righty transfer Pugliese Brumbaugh. outdoor record holder in the throw, and Northeastern is v~ry Hannah. "Those guys, the small permitting, the Hens will face was considered a favorite to place in (1-0), who got the win in the But Delaware's schedule strong," said Hannah. "But school in the state playing the Villanova Tuesday at Pelaware Hens'. 4- 1 rout of Towson last may be a problem, with four the top six, but fell shon in his there are a bunch of other big school, and you have that Diamond. Game time is 3 p.m. second NCAA Championship trip. Fans HOckey ends season with continued from page 84 inita~ the kindest Scrounge employee, even during the NCAAs. Right? "It does make my job harder," said win after post-Xmas blues Scrounge Assistant Manager Jim Wong. "But if I wasn't working, I By Ron Porter more effort to have the same the season with a loss and Auistant Sports Ediror woulRhode Island their first half of the season, grad·uating. to the large-screen TV as the seedings team who had already played thinking that maybe it was all Garvin says he hopes to began to be announced on CBS. When two previous games. a dream. And that may have repeat the beginning part of Cincinnati was announced, a "Physically we were rattled them." this season next year and find unanimous groan spread throughout the ragged, and we probably In this weekend's Blue Hen someone to fill the weakness room as the fans quickly flashbacked to should have won that game," Tournament the Hens' woes that this year's team had, a last year's 85-47 defeat. Garvin said. continued. true leader. Delaware is seeded thirteenth After that loss, the Hens The Hens lost their semi­ "A lot of the guys we had against Louisville. The fans erupted enthusiasm was shot and so final game on Saturday to this year had their own way into cheers, their initial excitement were their dreams of making Towson State 7-3 but won the of leading this team," Garvin followed by discussions at every table club nationals. consolation game on Sunday, said. over Delaware 's chances. "I think after that loss, it beating hapless Salve Regina "They tried to lead by Quicker than they arrived, fans filed all started to have an effect 18-4. example instead of pulling out of the Scrounge looking forward to on them," Garvin said. "They "Our guys decided that the team together when they Friday night and another chance to were still trying, but it took they weren't going to finish were down." THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch suppon their team. Guard Kevin Blackhurst will lead the Hens against Louisville Friday.

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their goal, through their discipline, Once again, the nickname determination, and hard work. They just don't cut it ha-.:e attracted a hearty following Dear "journalists": who faithfully come out to cheer the Blue Hens on to victory in their So far in The Review, the Bob Carpenter Center has been called spectacular new home-the Bob "the Bob," "the Convo" and "the Carpenter Sports and Convocation Convo Center." The only thing that Center. Over the past two years, this can be said about these nicknames is team has helped bring out the best in that they all are boring, stupid, and our state and it has primed the spirit unworthy of being used in reference of the University of Delaware to two to the home of the now TWO-TIME all-time highs-with back-to-back, NAC CHAMPIONS . The best 20-plus vjctories: suggestion I've seen so far came Blue Hen spirit has taken flight, from Steve Koense in Tuesday's and as seasoned .tournament Review; as the man says, call it THE veterans, the Hens will surely be a force to be reckoned with for all of THE REVIEW/ Wil Sham lin HEN HOUSE. It's a name that all Fightin' Blue Hens can identify their competitors. As Blue Hen with. ll's a great nickname, Jeff, standouts Spencer Dunkley, Brian Review Sports Staff NCAA Predictions stan putting it into print. Pearl, Kevin Blackhurst, Anthony Blue Hen Results Wright, Coach Steve Steinwedel, and the rest of the squad prepare to Purlman Ron Porter Joe Burkhardt (AS SO) NAC Women's Bosketball Results from the week Jeff Otris Dolmetsch Mu Gretsc:h battle with the giants of college Even those guys in basketball, they can do so knowing NAC Championship Tournament fllli1..fmu: fillil..fmu Washington are crazy for that the entire state of Delaware is Semifinals Kentucky Seton Hall Kentucky March Madness behind them 100 percent. Friday Kentuck~ Illinois Georgia Tech Georgia ech Michigan Mr. President, last year at this Of course, regardless of how they Maine 44, Northeastern 43 Indiana Indiana Duke Indiana Vermont 75, Delaware 62 time I rose to congratulate the fare in the Big Dance, the Hen Arkansas North Carolina Cindnnati North Carolina Final University of Delaware Fightin' cagers are owed a great deal of Saturday thanks for all the excitement and the ~ Winner Blue Hens men's basketball team on Vermont 62, Maine 45 their winning the Norlh Atlantic pleasure that they have provided Illinois Seton Hall Duke Michigan Conference title and qualifying for over two remarkable seasons-and Blue Hen Invitational Ice Hockey Tournament the NCAA tournament for the first that will long be remembered by time in the school's history. Much to basketball fans in the First State. at Gold Ice Arena I wish the Blue Hens all the best, Semifinals my delight, I can once again applaud Blue Hen Box Scores the Hens after their exciting 67-64 as they begin the long road to Cajun Saturday victory Wednesday night over country-to New Orleans-for the Mayl;n:l11 , SaM! Regina 3 Final Four. And I am making plans Tow.;on Stale 7, DelaWare 3 Drexel University in the NAC finals Final and Coosolation Game Women's Basketball Baseball in Philadelphia, which has placed to cheer them on as they reach the Sunday them in the NCAA tournament for top of the pecking order of college Tow.;on Stab! 14, Mar,tlnd 3 NAC Semifinal Delaware 7 the second year in a row, hoops. ~18,~R~na4 Vermont 75 Rider 1 This group of young meri has Towson State 7 Delaware 18 Delaware 62 given our small state-known as the Sen. William Roth, Jr. Small Wonder-a lot to be proud of. R-Delaware Delaware 3 Salve Regina (Md.) 4 Friday Friday They have excelled and reached From the Congressional Record of VERMONT (27.0)-Niebling 6·15 4·4 18, RIDER DElAWARE March 11 Sunday Sunday Bay 8-23 2-218, Tumbull5-91-3 11, abrhbl abrhbi Kraemer cf 4 0 0 0 D. Brown 2b 2 1 1 1 TOWSON STATE- 1 1 5- 7 SAlVE REGINA- 0 3 1-4 Greenbaum 5-6 2-3 14, LaPine 4·90-2 10, Waydac 3 01 0 Schmidtdh 4 0 01 DELAWARE- 1 2 0-3 DELAWARE- 5 8 5-18 Kroner 0-2 0-0 0, Brothers 2·3 0-0 4, Apap 0-0 First period-!, Delaware, Litwack 1 (A lbert, Firstperiod- 1, Delaware, Fortino 1, 14:49. 0-0 O,Chapman 0-0 0-0 0, Hurley 0-0 0-0 0, S.Brown2b 4110 Hammers.s 3 100 About Competitive Correspondence Reenock lb 4 0 2 0 Lafferty If 4 2 3 0 Salla~), 16:48 (pp). 2, Towson, McNeally 1 2, Delaware, Albert 1, 13:02. 3, Delaware, BueU Desmarais0-00-1 0. Totals30-679-15 75. This space is reserved for opinions, complaints and oth (Morgan), 8:06. 1 (Bal back), 12:21 . 4, Delaware, Aysoeh 1 DELAWARE (17·11)- Larlcln 7-20 2·2 17, Bellenger 3b 4 0 0 0 Dilenno rf 4 2 3 2 second period-3, Delaware, Bergey 1 McNamara 6·11 3-5 15, van Z.anten 7-8 3-3 17, Steinertrf 4 000 Ha nnah 1b 4 01 0 responses to The Review's sports section. Letters should (Sallata, Collins) 3:53. 5, Delaware, Bergey 1 Huntdh 3 000 Brumbau 3b 210 0 (Buell), 18:18. 4, Delaware, Litwad 2 (Mitchell, (Ba lback, Cevoi), 2:15. Wojciech 1-5 0-0 2, Lipinski 2·13 0-0 6, Santee include the author's name, classification, and phone Albert), 15:36. 5, Towson, Gilmore 1 (Clifford ), 1-2 0-0 3, Giedzinski 0-1 0-0 0, Ruck 0-0 0-0 O, ~~~sk~~r ~:lr~c ~ g~g 11 :25 . (Be ~ n~al't:~~(5~;,w~j~!~~~ ~er y 2 Shackelford 1-3 0-0 2. 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Assists­ Del-are (2.0) 120 020 02•-7 Delaware 16 (Wojciech 6), Vemnont 20 (LaPine E: Brumbaugh; DP: D-0, R-2. LOB : D-5, R-5 . Del~~~-r.~~ opportunities-Towson 1-7, ~~~-;:;::;h~e.;,~Y(s':~ ~Ns~ ~~~~:!. ~~~· 1 6). Turno~~ers-Delaware 14, Vermont 7. 28: S. Brown, D. Brown, Hannah. 3B: Hannah Goalie5-Towson, Richardson, 12-14-13 (4 1 (CoUings, Fordno), 2: 52. 16, Salve Regina, Blocks-Delaware 3, Vermont 5. Steals­ (2). SB: BroW.., Lafferty (2). SH: jack. C5: ABOUT SPORTS BY THE NUMBERS shol5-37 saves). Delaware, Caum, 13-13-8 (40 Hohmann 1 (Pietrie, Bria), 1:11 . Delaware 2, Vermont 6. Total fouls-Delaware Lafferty. REVIEW shol5-34 saves). Th ird period-,-17, Delaware, Collins 1 1 3, Vermont 11 . Fouled out-none . IP H R ER BB SO This is the J>lace for university sports results. If we have Technicals-none. A--3,050. 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