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The official newsletter of the Lake Mission Viejo Yacht Club April "98w TIwVoUage Continu,es by John Robrnson (Editor)

Welcome aboard for our next (actually it is the phone booth rn Chili Cook-off instaltment of "The Lazy front of Carl's Jr. on [aPaz) we'll (April 19th Regatta) Sheet". I would like to take try to put this month's copy out Are you ready ??? This is this space to thank all of you with some good information in a a call to all you chili cooks who: a) read the newsletter fun format. Look for more poetry (?) who think that you have the and b) who had kind things from our Mystery Poet (I still don't hottest stuff goin'. If you to say to me about my efforts. have a clue who it is) as well as the want to enter your rump- I will even take the message official LI\AIYC 1998 and burnin', hole-scorchin', fire- received by E-mail from Social Calendar. belchin', mouth-of-hell style "Sailnut@juno. com" as a recipe then by all means complement (yes, I'm sure that I invite any and all members to join call up little ol'Linda it WILL get better as time goes in the fun by subrniuing articles, Schaffner and tell her ! bv). jokes (clean one's), pictures, things Numbers will be given for sale (or sail) to me by fax (714) to entrants to €rssure an When I told Roger that I would 546-3733, hand written on a lunch impartial jury and we will be happy to do the newsletter, bag, or E-mailed (LIvIVYCNEWS eat and judge. A prize will I could have sworn that he said @AOL.com). I will see to it that be awarded to the winner. "It pay's a lot". Now I know it gets published and you get the The only rule: You gotta be that what he really said was: credit. able to eat what you brung ! "You'll PRAY alot". Hmmm, I guess that I should have my In the meantimg sit baclq enjoy hearing checked. Attyway... your favorite beverage and read on. Ilues Notice from the plush, sprawling Now is the time that dues are offices of the Ixke Mission I'm not a complete idiot due. Family membership is Viejo Yacht Club Newsletter Some parts are missing. S50 (a good bargain). Please send your checks to Vivienne tralle1; Notelr Savage (or you can hand them Rod and Audrey Simenz to her at any one of our monthl regatta's or at the Wednesday Sunday lMarch 22, more than 50 people came to help celebrate Pi-za night). We have a lot of LI\AIYC's Opening Day and enjoy a delicious brunch. Tara Robison good things planned for this was the primary organrzer and food preparer for the day. Tara also sailing season and we rely upon did all the decorations for the club house and tables with help from your confribution to stay afloat. Roger and Hillary and encouragement (?) from Zak. Vivienne Savage (cont. pg?) LI\A/YC Secretary Regatta Results Ealleg Notes A Fleet: lst Place: Don and Linda Schaffirer (Thistl e 2357) (cont) 2nd Place: Willi Hugenshofer ( 151) The Bnmch menu featured a 3rd Place: Horst Weiler/Gratram Newman (C-15 3044) special egg dish recipe called Fleet: lst Place: Mike Farina (G17) Green Chili Cheese Relleno, E ZndPlace: John Olson (T12) sausages, fresh fi:uit, pastries, 3rd Place: Allyn and Sue Edwards (C-14-2 4434) croissants, turkey plus poached 4th Place: Bud Nelson (Holder-l2) salmon wittl mousseline sauce 5th Place: Ron Meyer and crew (Holder-l4) by Vivian Savage and a Ken and Cathy Boullion (Holder-l4) Gazpacho salad by Audrey 6th Place: and Norma Tiflany (Holder-l4) Simenz. 7th Place: Randy Lido Fleet: lst Place: Al and Eric McCown (4246) After the races most people 2nd Place: Doug Sheppard (345) stayed on to polish offthe left- 3rd Place: Arnold and Eric Christensen (4136) overs and have some chocolate- 4th Place: Audrey and Rod Simenz (6026) cake with fresh stawberry 5th Place: John Drake and Dean Cole (136) filling for desert. 6th Place: Mike and Joe Kennedy (783) 7th Place: Milly Thomas and Chuck Neuar (955) Just about everyone pitched in the up and put awaY on "clean IWAID SECETVEO cred'. Special thanks to all of Milly Thomas was the proud recipient of a beautiful "Lido" you. plaque presented by Commodore Roger Robison for her out- standing service as Commodore past. Congratulations, Mitty Be sure to join us at the next for a job well done !! LNf\fYC feast which will be served after the Spring Regatta I on April l9th. This will be the much anticipated Chili Cook- Offcompetition with at least six chefs participating; each of uihom believes "no one else even comes close". Come er{oy the food and helP judge the competition. Note: Bring your own TUMS, Pepcid AC, Pepto Bismol, etc.

Much thanks goes out to mY "in-house video wizard" Leath Robinson for his time, efforts, and knowledge in helping me create the photo's for this month's edition. Who was it Welcome new members: Ron and Luann Meyer that said "knowledge is wasted on youth" ? Also it was good to see Mike and Joe Kennedy doin'the "Lido thing". Cat...the other white meat Page ? LMVYC I998 Seil-N.IE & SOCIAL CALENDAIT (Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear) Poet's Corner Date Event Remarks Wed April 8 (5:00 pm) First night for Wed. Sailing Open As promised last month, here are a couple more pieces Sunday April 19 (12:30 pm) Spring Regatta I & Chile Cookoff O of original prose offered by the Sunday May 3 (12:30 pm) Cinco De Mayo Regatta "Mystery Poet". Sunday IMay 3l (12:30 pm) Spring Regatta tr

Wed June 10 (6:00 pm) Sunset Series Race 1 Open Sughelhofer Wed lvne 24 (6:00 pm) Sunset Series Race 2 Open Hugelshofer Sunday June 28 (12:30 pm) "Special" Regatta (Rev. Portsmouth) Open who dreamed a name like that but in a Finn Wed July 8 (6:00 pm) Sunset SerieS Race 3 Open this hairy chin Wed July 15 (6:00 pm) Sunset Series Race 4 Open will beat you tack for tack Sunday luly 26 (12:30 pm) Summer Regatta I Open The Jeremy Kivlen Birthday Race Wind's so swirly Wed Aug 5 (6:00 pm) Sunset Series Race 5 a boat's over early sail number, no one can say. Aug 19 (6:00 pm) Sunset Series Race 6 Wed A hat gets tossed Sunday Aug23 (12:30 pm) "Special" Regatta (Family Fun) a start gets lost (Results don't apply to Top Skipper points) the shine gave Rod away. Sunday Sept?7 (12:30 pm) LMVYC ?lst Annual Regatta Open and Olde European Oktoberfest Linda and John Wed OctZt (5:00 pm) Last night of Wednesday sailing Open went to the pond Sunday Ost25 (11:30 pm) Top Skipper Championship Invitation to catch some summer breezes. Only John cried out Sat Nov 7 (11:30 pm) C-l5 Coast Cup & Invitationals "Ready About" Invitational and Lake registered C-l5's and Lido 14 only but skipper does what she pleases. Wed Nov 18 (7:00 pm) General Meeting & Members Election of Officers Only (hmmm....I think I know these people ed.) Sunday Nov 22 (1 1 :30 pm) " Special" Regatta Open Turkey Regatta

Sunday TBD Chrisfinas Parade of Lights Party Open Social Ships Stores

For sale: AMF "Puffer" 12 l/2'complete with main and sails and trailer. Boat and trailer have current registration. Boat is Lake approved. S 350.00 Call Allyn or Sue Edwards 582-9106 (hm) 758-0500 x4590 (wk)

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Horst Weiler and Graham Newman Mike Farina in his "home-builtu relaxing before the next start

Rod and Audrey Simenz on the finish Don Schaffirer with his "able-bodied cred' Linda uh....rryho's cooking lunch ???

a place The start line is not for the faint-of-heart Don and Horst leave no room at d- ! e4