Board of Directors Zoom Meeting Summary Safety Issues

VOLUME XV, NO. 9 • SEPTEMBER 15, 2020

A PUBLICATION OF THE SOMERSET RUN CONDOMINIUM ASSOCIATION TABLE OF CONTENTS Board of Directors Zoom Meeting Summary Board of Directors Zoom Meeting Summary �� cover, 3 Safety Issues �� cover, 5 By Susan Gooen First Community Socially Distanced Event �� 4 [Editor’s Note: This article does not set forth the official minutes of the Resident Photographer Rick Fisher�� 4, 25 Association meeting. The official minutes are available on the Somerset Run Lifestyle Corner – Upcoming Events �� 5 website, once approved by the Board of Directors.] Weekly/Daily & Event Calendars �� 6, 7 Life on the Run �� 8 MONDAY, AUGUST 17, 2020 A Strange Segue: From Masks to Afghans ��8, 9 The Open Board Meeting held on August 17 was streamed on Zoom due The Trivia Corner (Answers – 27) �� 9 to the COVID-19 epidemic. About 160 residents signed into the meeting. Board The Trivia Corner, Too (Answers – 27) �� 9 members Alan Blander, John Blazakis, Rick Blitz, Mike Goldman, Ed Gordon, Say Hello to Your New Neighbors ��10 Fred Okun, and Danita Susi were present. Community Manager Monica Griffin and Assistant Community Manager Kaitlyn Brown also attended. The meeting Singles Club News��10 was called to order at 7 p.m. Somerset Run Seniors Bowling League��10 C&C News ��10 MINUTES: Geology Tales ��12 The minutes of the July 20, 2020 meeting were approved. Pool Countdown��12 TREASURER’S REPORT: Women’s Club News ��12, 13 Ed Gordon reported that work on the 2021 budget has begun. The Budget Bocce in the Time of COVID-19 ��14 & Finance Committee, the team from First Service, Danita Susi, and Ed Gordon From the Frying Pan(s) into the Fire ��14 were all involved in the process. For the first seven months of 2020 there is a The Book Nook ��15 positive variance in the budget of $128,000. Resident delinquencies amount to $5,876 currently. Travel Club News ��15 Alan’s Travel News��16, 18 OPENING OF AMENITIES: The Teacher Post ��18, 19 Legislation limiting liability for COVID-19-related lawsuits has gone Mr. Eye Que ��19 nowhere, so there are no plans to increase any approved amenities. Residents are reminded to sign up with Judy Clickner the day before to use the tennis, pickleball, Somerset County Senior Wellness Centers ��19 or bocce courts. Judy will not be involved in forming groups to play. That is the The First Step ��20 residents’ responsibility. There are no plans currently to open the gym or the Crossword (Solution – 30) ��21 Clubhouse. The Ballet Recital �� 22 …Continued on page 3 Letter to the Editor�� 22 Franklin Township Public Library��23 Shell Shocked �� 24 Safety Issues Movie Happenings 2020 �� 24 By Jim Silkensen Board of Directors ��28 Financial Summary ��28 FIRE SAFETY PROGRAM VIA ZOOM – OCTOBER 1, 7 P.M. Contact the Newsletter ��30 Somerset Run residents are invited to participate in a one-hour Fire Safety Somerset Run Condominium Association ��30 Program via Zoom with Franklin Township Fire Marshal/Fire Prevention Inspector Erik Mickelsen at 7 p.m. on Thursday, October 1, 2020. Monica Griffin will send Emergencies ��30 out information on how to join the Zoom program a few days beforehand. Somerset Run EXTRA Staff ��30 HOW TO WATCH OUT FOR SCAMS TARGETING SENIORS: OPEN BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETINGS A scam can be initiated via the computer (email, the internet, social • Next Regular Meeting: Monday, September 21st media), text message, mail, in person, or a phone call. No matter the origin of • 2020 Schedule: See page 28 the scam, the characteristics are the same. First, there is something to pique your interest – someone in trouble, big discount offers, lottery win. Second, the NEWSLETTER PUBLICATION SCHEDULE individual contacting you seems trustworthy, very friendly, and seems to care • Next EXTRA Published: October 15th about you. Third, there is a deadline associated with the offer – “act fast, act now.” • Articles for October 15th Issue Due: September 27th …Continued on page 5 #1 Realtors in the Country for a reason! We’re by your side We Specialize in Buying & Selling in the so your loved one can stay at home. 55+ COMMUNITIES!

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PAGE 2 • SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 SOMERSET RUN EXTRA TO ADVERTISE CALL: 732-968-1615 $171,000 over the next three years, an amount that offsets the BOARD OF DIRECTORS ZOOM MEETING SUMMARY lower quote from Taylor. Continued from page cover… • They impressed the Board when their insurance team helped them find good insurance coverage within two days and ata PAVING UPDATE: substantial saving. The work that Hillcrest is doing on the roads has gone well.. • Their response to the COVID-19 pandemic with Zoom seminars Further paving will follow sidewalk repair. and advice to the Board has been impressive. SIDEWALK UPDATE: • They have the best support for a full-time Lifestyle Director. Work by Ianello Co. is ongoing. • They have greater depth than Taylor with financial services and affiliated companies. CARRIAGE HOMES: • Their educational programs and guidance on many levels for the We have two bids for power washing the Carriage Home buildings Board have been a great help. and are waiting for a third bid before a decision is made. Some violation • They have committed to producing the financial reports more letters have been sent to residents who have not completed the required quickly. HVAC services. • We need a full-service company to help us manage a budget that PICKLEBALL UPDATE: is over $3,000,000 per year. We have confirmation that the construction of the pickleball courts Fred Okun thanked Mike Lynskey for advising the Board to begin is on the agenda for the Franklin Township Planning Board meeting on the process in February. He indicated that he would support Taylor. September 2. The meeting will be available on Webex. It was suggested He indicated that both companies are well qualified but that he liked that you download Webex in advance if you want to participate in it that Taylor involved the Board in choosing the management team, the meeting. Our lawyer is actively reviewing all our documents in they provided Zoom accounts for all the Managers, and there was a cost preparation. differential that would account for a savings of between $70,000 and $100,000 over three years. COMMUNITY CENSUS: Some additional comments: 86% of residents have returned our Community Census forms. • Both companies are fully accredited, both are well regarded in Judy Clickner is following up with those who have not yet completed New Jersey, and both address our current needs. them. • The Board controls the money, the management team does what the Board directs with the money. FLU SHOTS: • Complaints from residents about members of Management We have tentative dates when flu shots will be available— don’t represent the full support of the First Residential. What September 21 and October 19. The community will be kept advised as is important is what the company provides. The Board can more information becomes available. approach the company to change a member of the management LMS LANDSCAPING: team if they so choose. Rick Blitz reported that he had met with the owner of LMS and • Three-year contracts are standard, but all have an opt-out reviewed their contractual obligations. The owner will be attending provision. the October SR Open Board Meeting to report to the community. He • Our current contract with First Residential is $320,000 for this acknowledged some shortfalls in the work LMS has been doing. Rick year. The proposed costs: asked residents to report any grass growing between the sidewalk slabs First Residential Taylor Management as this is a problem that can damage the sidewalks. There is an invasive broadleaf grass situation that is spreading in the community. It is too 2021 $309,722 $285,000 hot right now to use any chemicals to mitigate the situation, but LMS is 2022 $317,465 $285,000 aware of the problem. LMS will be mowing at 3.5 inches instead of 3 2023 $323,814 $292,000 inches for the time being. They will also bring in a landscape architect at their own expense to evaluate the conditions around the community. However, in seven months, we have already saved $42,000 in SAFETY: insurance costs because we can take advantage of rates with First The Board is pricing cameras for the exit lanes at both the Residential, and we can realize future savings of between $126,000 and Merriewold and main gates. We already have cameras at the entrance $171,00 with the new investment opportunities. lanes, so this would add an additional level of security. After a short break while the Board met separately, a motion was made to accept the proposed three-year contract with First Residential. OLD BUSINESS: The motion carried with 5 “yes” votes and 2 “no” votes. John Blazakis The Rosecliff pond aerator has been installed and is working. indicated that he voted “no” because he wanted to see the full contract being written by the lawyers before he could vote “yes.” NEW BUSINESS: 1. A motion was made to accept a proposal from LMS to install a OPEN DISCUSSION: new aerator on the Crossfield pond at a cost of $8,835 plus tax. The • A resident indicated that she had been clearing debris from motion passed unanimously. the storm drains after the recent storms and asked why LMS 2. Danita presented information on the management contract that is shouldn’t be taking care of this problem. The Board agreed that due to expire at the end of December. The Board search was limited LMS should and that they would be asked to do so. to two companies because only First Service Residential and • The question of a community contract with Verizon or Comcast Taylor Management would be able to provide a full-time Lifestyle to save money was raised. This is something the Board intends Director. First Residential has been the management company to take up. at Somerset Run for sixteen years, and Taylor Management was • A resident reminded the Board that three white pines had fallen interviewed by the Board. Members of the Board pointed out many near the tennis courts and asked that the situation be evaluated. positive reasons to stay with First Residential: The Board indicated that it was on their radar and asked for • They have been available and supportive, especially during patience. emergencies; SR has never incurred any additional costs from ADJOURNMENT: them due to these problems. The official meeting was adjourned at 8:25 p.m. • Their financial team has found us a no-risk FDIC-insured investment at rates that will provide additional income of

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Mark and Cindy Slotnick provide the entertainment for Somerset Run’s first community social event since the start of the pandemic. Photos by Howie Streger. More pictures and an article about the event will appear in the October issue of the EXTRA.

Resident Photographer Rick Fisher

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This is not a legitimate call. Hang up the phone and names of the people on your Boards, i.e., President, VP, Secretary, contact your family or the authorities. Treasurer, etc. - all positions you have for your club. I will also need to know if your club has a bank account. Thank you. • Sweepstakes Scam - The scammer sends their target a check or something else of value, whether in the mail, email, text, ZOOM CLASSES WITH CHARYL: or phone call, that indicates the recipient won something. Need to move? Not getting enough exercise? Friedman’s Fit for In order to claim the “prize,” the recipient may have to send Life is happy to help out with live classes via Zoom! We are offering a check or money order to cover taxes and fees, and may be (three) 3 classes a week – (two) 2 Total Body Workout and (one) 1 Chair asked for banking information to deposit the winnings, or to buy Tai Chi. The following is a brief description of each: something to enter the contest. This is so the scammer can obtain Total Body Workout takes place on Tuesdays and Fridays from private banking information. The name of the sweepstakes may 9:30-10:30 a.m. This class works your entire body by combining seem familiar – quite often scammers will do this to make it aerobic exercise (seated or standing) for a healthy heart with strength recognizable. Legitimate companies do not ask for money training for strong bones and increased muscle mass. A chair abdominal or financial information up front. Do not respond to these workout and balance exercises are also included. You will need 1lb, 2lb, messages with a check, money order, or cash. It is always best to 3lb, or 5lb weights and a chair for this class. never provide identifying information to anyone over the phone, Chair Tai Chi takes place on Mondays from 10:00-10:45 a.m. It text, or email. is a graceful form of exercise that involves stretching and movements performed in a slow, focused manner, along with deep breathing. Its • Telemarketer Scam - Scammers will target seniors in an benefits include flexibility, range of motion, energy, pain relief, stress effort to obtain financial information by claiming to be from an reduction, balance, tranquility, and peace of mind. You will need a chair. important institution, such as a credit card company, Microsoft, If you have any questions, need a schedule and pricing, or would Social Security Administration, IRS, phone company, or the like to try out a class, please contact Charyl at charyl.friedman@gmail. power company. Never feel pressured to commit to anything com or 732-742-3514. over the phone. 1. Don’t rely upon caller ID to let you know who the call is ZOOM YOGA WITH AVI: coming from. Technology today allows callers to be masked Class takes place on Thursdays from 10 to 11 a.m. Stretch, relax, and appear to be from a number you know. and improve your health, flexibility, and concentration in a warm, 2. Never give out personal information to an unsolicited caller. nurturing environment. Classes include breathing practices, standing, Never provide birthday, Social Security number (even the seated, and supine poses, as well as balance poses and final relaxation. last 4 digits), your mother’s maiden name, pet’s name, Students should have some prior experience with yoga, but poses can bank account information, or anything that can be used as a be adapted for all abilities and body types. Wear loose, comfortable password or identifying information. clothing and have a yoga mat, towel, or blanket. 3. Hang up and contact the company the caller claims to be If you have any questions, want information on pricing, or would with directly if you feel you need to talk to them. Refer to like to try out a class, please contact Avi at [email protected]. your copy of your phone bill, power bill, or the number on the back of your credit card to initiate contact. ZOOM CLASSES WITH CORINNE: Monday: Ballet Barre ��8:30 a.m. • Internet Scams - There are many ways scammers use Fit and Strong ��10:00 a.m. technology to take advantage of seniors. There are ways you can Wednesday: High Energy Interval Workout ��8:30 a.m. be in control and keep your information safe. Thursday: Fit and Strong ��10:00 a.m. 1. Never click on links in emails. Friday: Pilates ��8:30 a.m. 2. Don’t open attachments for special offers. Please contact Corinne Gliozzi for class information and pricing 3. Don’t shop using public Wi-Fi, such as in a store. at 908-872-1409. 4. Be suspicious of gift card scams – buy them from trusted sources. In the hope that we will be able to be back to a somewhat regular 5. If an email appears to be from a legitimate company, schedule for 2021, below is what is TENTATIVELY scheduled: look at the email address the sender is using. If the email address varies from the company’s actual email address or 2021 EVENTS: is unrelated to the company the sender claims to be from, it • January 16 – Dan Yates is likely a scam. • February 13 – Mardi Gras • March 6 – St Patrick’s Day Party • Charities - While there are many charities that are worthy of • April 17 – Carole’s Kings your donations, be sure you know who you are donating to, as • May 1 – International Night “Celebrating Israel” there are many scammers asking for donations to what appear to • June 11 – Dog Day Night by the Pool be legitimate charities. Always verify the charity before making • July 3 – Joey Arminio any donation. Websites such as Charity Navigator (https://www. • August 7 – Joey Gee charitynavigator.org/) contain lists of legitimate charities and also • September 18 or 25 – Ron Sharpe provide information on such things as the percent of a donation • October 30 – Adult Halloween Party that goes for administrative expenses versus to the purpose of • November 13 – Potluck Supper the charity. The New Jersey Attorney General’s Office requires • December 31 – New Year’s Eve Party charities to register and is another source of information. Please stay safe and be well!

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Please examine our calendars and email corrections, additions, Aquacise with Corinne �� 9:30 a.m. deletions, or changes to: Chair Yoga Class with Avi Ray �� 9:25 a.m. • The Calendar Editor, Harriet Cohen at Pickleball Club ��9:30 a.m.-11:00 a.m. [email protected] Zumba Gold �� 10:30 a.m. • It’s your calendar and we need your help to keep it current. Mah-Jongg Classes ��10:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. • Please note that dates are subject to change. Socrates Club, third Wednesday of the month ��1:30 p.m. • Check the SomersetRun.Net website for more information. Tap Tones �� 3:30 p.m.-4:30 p.m. • Clubhouse locations are posted at the Concierge Desk. Table Tennis Club �� 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. • Questions may be directed to the Lifestyle Director. Billiards ��7:00 p.m. Poker ��7:00 p.m. WEEKLY CALENDAR Yoga Club (free), see Concierge Desk for location ��7:30 p.m. To prevent the spread of coronavirus, all events are suspended at least until the Clubhouse reopens. Monica Griffin will send an THURSDAYS email notification when the Clubhouse reopens. At that time, check Tai-Chi (free) �� 7:30 a.m. with the appropriate club leader or class instructor to determine Women’s Tennis ��8:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m. when an activity will restart. Art Club �� 9:00 a.m. Yoga with Avi �� 9:30 a.m. MONDAYS Strong Bones ��9:55 a.m.-10:55 a.m. Tai-Chi (free) �� 7:30 a.m. Pool-Lite with Corinne �� 9:30 a.m. Ballet Barre Dance Workout with Corinne �� 8:00 a.m. Pickleball Club ��10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Pickleball Club ��9:30 a.m.-11:00 a.m. Canasta Club ��1:00 p.m. Fit & Strong with Corinne �� 10:00 a.m. Table Tennis Club �� 2:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. Melt4health �� 10:00 a.m. Thursday Evening Bridge Club ��7:00 p.m. Bowling �� 10:00 a.m. Poker ��7:00 p.m. Aquacise with Charyl �� 10:30 a.m. International Folk Dancing ��1:30 p.m. FRIDAYS Billiards ��7:00 p.m. Tai-Chi (free) �� 7:30 a.m. Art Club ��7:00 p.m. Pilates with Corinne �� 8:00 a.m. Monday Night Dancing Group, every other week ��7:00 p.m. Men’s Tennis ��8:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m. Art Class �� 9:00 a.m. TUESDAYS Co-Ed Total Body Workout �� 9:00 a.m. Tai-Chi (free) �� 7:30 a.m. Tap Tones �� 3:30 p.m.-4:30 p.m. Women’s Tennis ��8:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m. Co-ed total body workout with Charyl, bring weights �� 8:45 a.m. SATURDAYS Yoga Club (free) �� 9:30 a.m. Tai-Chi (free) �� 8:00 a.m. Strong Bones ��9:55 a.m.-10:55 a.m. Women’s Tennis ��8:30 a.m.-10:00 a.m. Art Drawing Classes with Zina Umyn Men’s Tennis ��10:00 a.m.-11:30 a.m. (every other week) ��10:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Aquacise with Charyl �� 10:30 a.m. Table Tennis Club ��10:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. Pickleball Club ��11:30 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Pickleball Club ��10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. SUNDAYS Pinochle Club Lunch �� 12:00 p.m.-1:30 p.m. Tai-Chi (free) �� 8:00 a.m. Social Pinochle ��1:00 p.m. Men’s Tennis �� 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. SUNDAY THROUGH SATURDAY Duplicate Bridge ��6:30 p.m. Pool Walkers ��8:00 a.m.-9:00 a.m. Poker ��7:00 p.m. Men’s Tennis ��8:00 a.m.-10:00 a.m. Women’s Tennis ��10:00 a.m.-11:30 a.m. WEDNESDAYS Pickleball Club ��11:30 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Tai-Chi (free) �� 7:30 a.m. Small Group Training with Corinne �� 8:00 a.m. EVENT CALENDAR Club representatives are responsible for updating the EXTRA Calendar so that it is always synchronized with any club articles and announcements sent to the EXTRA. 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PAGE 8 • SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 SOMERSET RUN EXTRA TO ADVERTISE CALL: 732-968-1615 afghan that was raffled off at the November Women’s Club Holiday featured in the list of the top ten pirates. Can you name one (or Boutique, and $550 was raised and donated to two local charities. both)? With this success in mind, in January, 20 members of the club 9. What Scotsman, who as a privateer, loaned the runner and tackle volunteered to work on another afghan for this year’s Holiday Boutique from his ship for hoisting the stones that were used in construction raffle. Currently, the afghan is in the process of being completed. of New York’s Trinity Church? (He was later hanged in chains in However, we now have a dilemma. Since the Women’s Club is England as a pirate.) unable to hold the Boutique due to social-distancing rules, how will we 10. True or False: There was no such thing as a pirates’ code of conduct. be able to raffle off the afghan and raise money to donate to the Franklin 11. What was the nickname of pirate Jack Rackham? Township Food Bank? Here’s our solution. In the near future, the Common Threaders and 12. There were pirates, and there were privateers, who were basically Mask Makers will be holding a socially distant raffle and selling tickets pirates with a difference. What was the difference? for $5 each. If you received masks and offered to pay for them, please 13. What is the name given to the area that included the Antilles, consider buying tickets. If you find the idea of “Paying It Forward” a Florida, the east coast of Mexico, the coast of Texas, the coast of worthy idea, please buy raffle tickets. If you’d like to support our local Central America, and northern part of South America? food bank, please buy tickets. Not only will you be “Paying It Forward,” 14. How does a pirate become the captain of his ship? you may become the proud owner of a beautiful one-of-a-kind afghan. 15. What Roman leader was kidnapped by pirates and held for ransom for a month? [See page 27 for the answers]

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By Sue Blander By Sue Blander Got plans for September 19th? You do now because it’s Here is a potpourri of general knowledge trivia, a little of this and International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So prepare your timbers to be a little of that. See how many you can answer. shivered and wait… what? Is this seriously a holiday? What is this all 1. How many children of U.S. presidents have also served as U.S. about, and why, exactly, is there a formal holiday for not just pirates presidents? but for talking like pirates? On June 6th, 1995, John Baur and Mark 2. Now, here is a real trivia question: Remember the early years of Summers were playing a friendly game of racquetball when, for some “The Today Show”? Host Dave Garroway had a primate co-host. reason neither can quite remember, they started saying “Arrrh!” when Do you remember the chimpanzee’s name? returning a volley. That quickly turned into other funny pirate-isms, like 3. By what nickname is the city of New Orleans known? Lately it is “Now watch as I fire a broadside straight into your yardarm!” The duo referred to as NOLA (New Orleans, LA.), but the city that has been thought that the pirate-speak made the game so much more fun that they known as “The Crescent City” also has this nickname. What is it? needed to start an international “talk like a pirate” day so that everyone 4. Although the U.S. does not have an official national language, some and their mateys could know the joy of imitating a parrot and calling states have declared English as their official state language. There your boss a bilge rat. Why September 19th? First order of business was are two states, however, which are officially bilingual. Which are to pick a date for this new holiday. “We decided that it couldn’t be they…Florida and Louisiana, Texas and New Mexico, California the date we had played because it is the anniversary of World War II’s and Wisconsin, or Hawaii and South Dakota? D-Day. . . so there was no way we could use June 6th,” they explain. 5. Of the following musicians, who was awarded a Nobel Prize…. So Mark came up with September 19th, his ex-wife’s birthday, the only Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Paul McCartney, or Elton John? date he could think of that wasn’t already taken by Christmas or the Super Bowl or something. Is Mark’s ex-wife a pirate? Who knows? 6. Aside from Canada and Mexico, of the following countries, which They never clarified this point, so for the sake of fun, let’s assume so. is the closest in distance to the U.S.: Cuba, Russia, Bermuda, or Let’s talk about some pirates of the past. Greenland? 1. Edward Teach was an English pirate in the Caribbean Sea and 7. How many eyes are on all-picture cards in a standard deck of western Atlantic during the period referred to as “The Golden Age playing cards? ® of Piracy” (1650–1730). His life of crime only lasted a couple of 8. I love Haagen-Dazs ice cream. What does the name Haagen- ® years, but he was arguably the one with the worst reputation. He Dazs mean: “Sweet and Cold,” “Good Morning,” “Have a Good was caught and killed near North Carolina; beheaded, and his head Day,” or nothing? was placed for everyone to see to discourage others from piracy. 9. Who was the only bachelor U.S. president? What was his notorious nickname as he was historically known? 10. What island group was formerly called The Sandwich Islands: 2. The city of Port Royal was famous for “Gallows Point” where The Bahamas, Hawaiian Islands, British Virgin Islands, or the numerous pirates were hanged. On which Caribbean island is Port Philippines? Royal? 11. What did Alfred Nobel, the namesake of the famous prizes, invent? 3. True or False: The term buccaneer originated because of the way 12. What sporting event is known as “The Run for the Roses” ? the sailors cooked. 13. What country has provided the pope’s guards at The Vatican for 4. Which alcoholic drink is said to be a favorite among pirates? centuries? 5. True or False: The character Jack Sparrow in the Disney movie 14. The NFL’s (National Football League) all-time scoring leader Pirates of the Caribbean is an actual historical pirate. played what position: quarterback, running back, wide receiver, or 6. A certain activity that pirates enjoyed was not allowed aboard most kicker? ships. Whenever the ship made port they would get involved in it. 15. The list of the line of U.S. presidential succession contains 18 What was this activity? positions, the first two being the Vice President and the Speaker of 7. Pirates generally flew their own customized flag, but this isthe the House. Which position is listed last as the 18th on the list: The media-famous one. What was it called? Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Secretary of Education, the 8. Pirating was an equal-opportunity profession, even though it Secretary of Homeland Security, or the Chief of Staff? was dominated by men. There were two women who are usually [See page 27 for the answers]

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If you have recently moved to Somerset Run, please give your Bowling League Welcome Home forms to the FirstService Residential Management Team so we can list you here. By Jim Silkensen The Somerset Run Seniors Bowling League normally starts its • Ilene Boas Frumkin season in September, but due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the start of 6312 Westover Way our season will be postponed until we believe it is safe. We will let 917-612-1381 residents know when (and if) the 2020/21 season will begin. [email protected] Assuming we do bowl this season, we bowl at 10 a.m. on Mondays at Bowlmor, 380 US Highway 22 in Green Brook. It is a social league • Neil & Jody Midtgard where the objective is to have fun. We welcome new bowlers and you 4102 Chesterwood Way will feel comfortable and welcome even if you are a new bowler or do 973-220-2944 not have much bowling experience. The cost for the new season will be [email protected] $9 per week and there is no charge on days when you are unable to be there to bowl. If you are interested in joining once the season begins or need more information, please e-mail Jim Silkensen at jimsilkensen@ hotmail.com or call him at 908-272-9252. If you call and there is no Singles Club News answer, please leave a message and I will get back to you.

By Jeanne Tudor Once again, due to the COVID-19 virus, while the clubhouse is closed there are no scheduled Singles Club events or meetings. Please stay safe and healthy. Myrna Goldman, our Sunshine Chairperson, is always happy C&C News to send a card to members who may need some cheering up or are By Dayle Lehr celebrating a special event. Make sure you let her know, so the opportunity will not be missed. Contact Myrna at 732-560-0761 or at C&C has vowed to remain active during the pandemic and [email protected]. is continuing to offer entertaining and educational programs to its members. Most recently, C&C held a program via Zoom on “Mindfulness,” which has become a popular buzzword and increasingly sought in these stressful times. Hopefully, following C&C’s August 17th presentation on Mindful Meditation by Bari Ruck, who has had 10 years of experience in the world of yoga, meditation, massage therapy, and energy work, participants came away with the tools needed to help manage stress and BOOK YOUR anxiety for better emotional and physical health. APPOINTMENT There may be a lot less clutter in Somerset Run after the August 31st Zoom lecture by Jamie Novak, Humorist and Professional Organizer TODAY! and Clutter Coach, who has been featured on HGTV’s “Mission: Organization” and is the author of Keep This Toss That: Unclutter Your Life to Save Time, Money, Space, and Sanity. Mixing her advice with comedy and laughter, Novak motivates busy people to clear the clutter from their lives so they can enjoy a home they love. C&C members Hello Everyone, found her approach to organizing easy, unique, and non-judgmental, as well a great way to pass the time. I know you’re frazzled because we are also, but we are well and hope you are too. Times are frustrating and scary, but WE ARE OPEN! It’s a safe bet that no one slept through today’s virtual lecture by Frank Abagnale, the infamous subject of the film and book, Catch Me In response to the virus we’ve implemented the following new If You Can. Abagnale recounted his fascinating misadventures as a con protocols: man and transformation to a hero and trusted FBI ally in safeguarding • You must have a mask to enter; we are taking your temp as soon information systems and combating cyber fraud. Definitely not a as you walk in. “snooze fest”! • You must wait in your car to maintain social distancing. We will come get you. Please be patient. COMING UP: • We’ve obtained – masks for our staff, shields, uv light sanitizers, Still time to sign up for these Zoom programs! For more information, desktop pin pad, disposable styling capes, spray sanitizers, contact Cynthia Gelber, 732-469-8180, [email protected] antiseptic wipes, and hand sanitizer. • September 24, 1:00 p.m. – Book Discussion: American Dirt by All this to protect our staff, as well as you. This is the new normal… Jeanine Cummins until it’s not. Social distancing will be maintained, to the best of our • September 30, 1:00 p.m. – Two Virtual Lectures You Won’t ability, throughout the salon. Please be patient with us as we try our Sleep Through: Happiness: What Your Mother Didn’t Tell You; best, but it’s a learning curve. Depression and Anxiety: Why? We look forward to providing A WORD ABOUT MEMBERSHIP RAYMO D your hair care needs. Given the pandemic, the C&C Board is offering 2019-2020 SALON N SPA Check our website, Facebook and members continued membership through August 2021 with no 1685 Amwell Rd, Somerset Instagram pages for updates. additional dues. The reduced rate for new members is $10 for the same time period. For more information about membership, contact Mindy 732-568-1999 Fondly, Cohen, Membership Chair, 732-412-7095, [email protected]. raymondsalonNspa.com Raymond, Laurie and the Staff

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By Robert Metz By Harriet Garfunkel WOMEN IN GEOLOGY—MARY ANNING We invite all new and long-time residents to join the Women’s Club Paleontologists use fossils to study life of the past; therefore, when we are back to “normal” and functioning again. In the meantime, part of their efforts are spent tirelessly finding and collecting fossils. keep reading our articles to see what we have done in the past. We will Western European men dominated the early history of this field, be more than happy to take your $35 membership check when we can although this situation no longer prevails. Indeed, men and women resume our programs and events. from many countries are now making significant contributions. One of We remind all our present 2020 members that your membership the most notable early exceptions is Mary Anning (1799–1847), who will be extended through December 31, 2021. began a remarkable career as a fossil collector when she was only 11 We began 2006 with our first contribution to a community cause. years old. Mary Anning was born in Lyme Regis on England’s southern We donated $1,000 to the Franklin Food Bank at our “White Elephant” coast. When only 15 months old, she survived a lightning strike that, sale. Many of our members supplied us with household items, according to one report, killed three girls and, according to another, knickknacks, and art. We had an auctioneer and a lively audience of killed a nurse tending her! In 1810, Mary’s father, a cabinetmaker who buyers and onlookers. All proceeds over $400 were donated to the local also sold fossils part-time, unfortunately died, leaving the family almost Women’s Shelter. This program was followed by a night of Trivia and destitute. Young Mary Anning expanded her father’s fossil business and camaraderie. In March, we showed the 1982 movie Tootsie with popcorn became a professional fossil collector known to the paleontologists of and dessert. In April of that year, we again invited members of the New her time, some of whom visited her shop to either buy fossils or gather Jersey Symphony to entertain us. As it was our first anniversary, we information. She collected fossils from the Dorset coast near Lyme served champagne and other refreshments. This was also the month that Regis and is reported to have been the inspiration for the tongue twister: the new Franklin High School had its ribbon cutting. Later on in our history we partnered with the high school with a mentoring program. She sells seashells on the seashore The relationship expert and renowned therapist Dr. Eaker Weil The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure presented our May program. Such topics as adultery, divorce, and So if she sells seashells on the seashore rekindling romance were discussed as well as his book Make Up, Don’t Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells Break Up. June brought us a local gemologist who spoke on the history Soon after her father’s death, Mary Anning made her first important and features of common gems. Prizes were also awarded. In July, discovery, a nearly complete skeleton of a Jurassic ichthyosaur (a memory expert Mark Sky gave us tips and exercises on how to improve marine reptile), which was described in 1814 by Sir Everard Home. our memories. The topic for our August meeting was unique and The sale of this fossil specimen provided significant financial relief for creative changes and additions made to the different models of Villas her family. In 1821, she made a second major discovery and excavated and Carriages homes here at Somerset Run and was conducted by one the remains of a plesiosaur (also a marine reptile). And in 1828, she of our own members who was an interior designer. She interviewed and found the first pterosaur (a flying reptile) in England, which was sent to photographed the varied homeowners’ designs and developed a screen the eminent geologist William Buckland at Oxford University. By 1830, presentation for an overwhelming turnout at this meeting. Because this Mary Anning’s fortunes began declining as museums and collectors had meeting was so popular, we then gave all Somerset Run residents a fewer funds to buy fossils. Fortunately, she had a friend, Henry Thomas, chance to see the presentation. Going forward we began opening some who drew a fanciful scene called Duria antiquior, meaning “An earlier meetings to all residents when we deemed our programs relevant and Dorset” in which he brought to life the fossils that Mary Anning had important. collected. The scene was made into a lithograph that was printed and In September, we featured Paula Marantz Cohen, author of Jane sold widely, with its proceeds going directly to Mary Anning. She died Austen in Boca and Jane Austen in Scarsdale. She spoke about how in 1847, and although only 48 years old, she had enjoyed an incredible the enclosed world of like-minded people was very similar to the world fossil-collecting career that spanned 37 years! Her contributions to of Jane Austen. Our Mah Jongg tournament and luncheon was held on paleontology are now widely recognized, but, unfortunately, soon September 17th. At this event we gave our first donation of $750 to the after her death, she was mostly forgotten. Apparently, the people East Millstone First Aid Squad. We also donated a new ping pong table who purchased her fossils were credited with finding them. It did not and kitchen cart to the clubhouse for all to use. Coldwater Creek stores occur to them to credit a woman from the lower classes with such presented our first fashion show in October. Our very own members astonishing work. Thus, an uneducated girl, with an accurate eye and served as models and discount coupons for merchandise were given to a quick mind, played a key role in setting a course of the 19th-century all. That month we also did our first off-site trip. Members and spouses geologic revolution! Following Mary Anning’s death, her contributions or friends cruised around Manhattan Island on the Spirit of New Jersey to paleontology were mostly forgotten. Charles Dickens wrote about for three hours. Included was an ample buffet dinner, dancing under the her life in 1865, but otherwise little notice was taken of her work. stars, and live entertainment. However, in 2010 the Royal Society of London named her one of the Dr. Deborah Goldstein gave us a comprehensive presentation of 10 outstanding British women who influenced the history of science. mature women’s health concerns at our November meeting. We also held our second Holiday Boutique on a Saturday of that month. We had 45 vendors with different items for sale and we collected unwrapped gifts for tots and baby goods for the Women’s Shelter. At the conclusion of 2006, we held our first Brunch. We subsequently reserved all September meetings for our annual Appreciation Brunch for all current members of the Women’s Club. There is no cost to members for this event and we give pocket calendars for the coming year to all. At this Brunch, we set up a $1,000 scholarship for a deserving female graduate of the Franklin High School. This scholarship has continued every year to this year, 2020. We also started an annual donation to the East Millstone First Aid Squad and the Elizabeth Avenue Fire Company of $1,000 each. To date we have donated $45,200 to our community. We also collect food and cash for the Franklin Food Bank, personal items for the Women’s Shelter, and can tabs for the Ronald McDonald House at every meeting along with a school supply drive for needy students every August.

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By Susan Gooen By Chris Retz This would have been the fifteenth season for the Frank Lofaso Somerset Run Bocce Club. Frank and Fran Lofaso and a group of friends and neighbors envisioned a club that would provide the community with a healthy and enjoyable way to socialize. Alas, the fifteenth season has been completely canceled, but individuals can still play bocce in accordance with Judy Clickner’s instructions to the community. Perhaps this is a good time to find out more about this ancient game. First, the name; bocce is the plural of the Italian word boccia which means bowl, bocci means kiss, which is the word that is used when the player’s ball touches the pallino (the target ball) and earns extra points. We have always used bocce for both meanings. Ancient soldiers When taking a break from trying to make sense of scintillating from Phoenicia, Egypt, Greece, and Rome played a form of the game sentences such as these gems: with rocks to pass the time between battles. In the 1860s, Garibaldi “Interestingly, the French catchphrase qualité de vie au travail popularized the sport as a way to build support for his efforts to unify remains unfamiliar to the workers we interviewed and who, unbidden, Italy. Italian immigrants took the sport with them as they emigrated, and use expressions like bon travail or bon boulot when asked about the it is now the third most popular sport in the world. quality of their work. In similar fashion the German expert understanding It can be played and enjoyed by people of all ages and athletic of gute Arbeit, which focuses on the quality of working and employment abilities. My husband and I have been playing since 2008, and between conditions and leaves out the quality of work performed, contrasts with us, we have four trophies, but we are just casual players. If you look for German workers’ understanding, which most often encompasses both,” them on YouTube, you can find videos of players with incredible skills I like to check my email for new recipes “just for you.” (Anything who put most of us to shame. This does nothing to take away from the to get away for a few minutes from Decentering Comparative Analysis genuine joy we and our friends and neighbors have experienced on the in a Globalizing World. Anything.) As you likely know, once you “glom bocce courts. You don’t have to be an expert with special dexterity and on” to a certain type of recipe, say, things for a slow cooker, you get techniques to play and enjoy bocce at Somerset Run. So, if you are every recipe in the book in that category. This set me to thinking about comfortable, find a few people to play, make an appointment with Judy kitchen disasters that I have only narrowly avoided. “Nearlys don’t to play a match, and enjoy. Next year the Bocce Club will be back and count” I tell myself, shaking at the memory of trouble that was only will celebrate its delayed fifteenth season. narrowly avoided at the last minute. Have you ever: ☛ Forgotten to set the timer? ☛ Forgotten to turn on the oven? ☛ Forgotten to plug in the slow cooker? ☛ Forgotten to add the blueberries to the muffins? ☛ Forgotten to defrost the roast that should have been taken out of the deep freezer hours ago? ☛ Forgotten that your best friend can’t eat the special cashew- crusted chicken you’ve made for her special birthday dinner? ☛ Forgotten to turn on the dishwasher and now with guests at the door there are no highball glasses, never mind dinner plates? ☛ Forgotten to shop for the dinner? ☛ Forgotten that you need the 9x13 baking dish that is even now languishing in the fridge cradling ugly, baked-on leftovers? ☛ Forgotten that guests were even coming? If so, you are not alone. *** The only thing I like more than demo/reno shows on TV is kitchen informercials. This obsession goes as far back as the “Better Living Through TV” episode of The Honeymooners back in ’55. In this classic episode Ralph has another get-rich-quick scheme with an all-purpose kitchen gadget called the “Handy Housewife Helper.” There is no kitchen infomercial that I won’t make time to watch, and never mind the Decentering deadline. Remember the spots for the Ginsu knives? I love watching commercials where the knife cuts through a thick steel wire and then a loaf of bread. I loved all the spots for Popeil products. I was like a kid in a candy store. Still am, as a matter of fact. My latest dodge in this direction is persuading Dave that a wooden spurtle set is just the thing he needs for his September bithday, and never mind the fact that we don’t have room for even one spurtle, never mind a complete set of them. Don’t you just LOVE this word? I never heard of it until the other day when I was watching an infomercial for spurtles but now I have to have some. Say “spurtle” 3 times to yourself to make it your own, and then go to the dictionary to find out what it is!

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By Chris Retz There are 3 things that I have vowed to never do again: difficult this assignment would be, Kurt accepts the offer. Heis 1. Watch The Last Tango in Paris once again forced to internalize the hatred, despair, and rage that is 2. Watch Deliverance experienced from living through such horror. Sidransky takes the reader 3. Re-read Stephen King’s short story, “I Am the Doorway,” on an emotional journey, detailing the complexities of war, challenges, which forms the centerpiece chaos, love, and loss experienced by those who lived through this of this early collection of despicable time in history. Although at times it is difficult to read and his many short stories. face the realizations that such devastation did occur, it is important to But that doesn’t mean that remember and talk about. you shouldn’t have the [Editor’s Note: All residents of Somerset Run are most welcome exquisite, spine-tingling to contribute to this occasional column.] pleasure of having the pants scared off of you. “I Am the Doorway” horrified me back in the mid-70s when I initially read it and still haunts me. Travel Club News The story is the basis of the original By Linda Slifkin cover of the book, shown here. King’s other famous early short The Board of the Somerset Run story, “The Mangler,” is also in Travel Club has determined that in light this collection. Take a break from of COVID-19 we will be extending the watching the horrors of the daily membership of everyone who has paid their news and read this collection. You dues for 2020 through 2021. We will be won’t be sorry. Sleepless, yes; rescheduling ALL of the trips that we had sorry, no. to cancel for this year. The only trip that we have a “firm” date for is our trip to Nashville.  It is currently scheduled for October 20–24, 2021. Hopefully, everyone We are indebted to Diane Fero for the following contribution: will stay healthy and there will be a vaccine by that time. The Interpreter by A. J. Sidransky A.J. Sidransky is an exceptional writer and storyteller. The Whodunits Club was lucky enough to have him lead discussions for two of his books. Most recently, A.J. Zoomed a wonderful presentation about The Interpreter, his newest endeavor, which is the 3rd part of a trilogy. His first two books are parts of the trilogy. They are “must-read” works. Book one, Forgiving Maximo Rothman follows the story, past and present, of a man living in Washington Heights. The story begins with his murder, so the book takes on a mysterious NEW LISTING: 261 Longwood Lane – $500,000 scenario. His past takes us to UNDER CONTRACT: 2203 Conrad Way World War 2 and follows the relationships between some of the threatened Jewish people and their 4410 Chesterwood Way heroes from the Dominican Republican who sheltered and saved them SOLD: 4102 Chesterwood – Full Price from definite death. Book two in the trilogy is Forgiving Mariela Camacho. This book Just call Judy! follows some of the same characters and their relationships. It answers many of the questions that the firstForgiving poses. 973-978-1991 Book three of the trilogy is soon to be on our bookshelves. Now, we get to A. J.’s most recent piece of literature. It is fictional but based Judith “JUDY” Rifkin on the tribulations that some of A.J.’s relatives endured during a horrific SOMERSET RUN RESIDENT time in history. In 1939 Europe, we are introduced to Kurt, a young Broker/Associate Jewish boy. It follows him through the pain, hardships, and losses he had to endure during this time. He and his family were the lucky ones. Seniors Real Estate Specialist They were able to escape to America. Too many were not as fortunate. I’m SOLD on Somerset Run! In 1945, Kurt was in the U.S. Army. Because of his background and language skills, he was solicited to become an interpreter for the U.S. My enthusiasm will SELL your buyer! government. The government interrogated the Nazi war criminals who were sent to camps following the war. Not realizing how emotionally Each office is independently owned & operated.

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Alan Fine, CTS TRAVEL NEWS YOU CAN USE . . . As a Travel Agent, September was always one of my favorite cruise lines worldwide, extended the “no sail” date, announcing that months. Why? Because in September, most of the cruise lines and ships carrying over 250 passengers will not be permitted to sail to or tour operators distribute their newest brochures. It should come as from any US port until November 1! no surprise to anyone that the travel industry as a whole (and many So, I’ve got piles of all these beautiful new brochures that Helene associated industries as well) has been financially devastated by the and I really enjoy looking through and planning (?), discussing where corona virus. Just when things were starting to look up for the industry, we’d like to go next—and when “next” will be. So far, the standouts CLIA (Cruise Lines International Association), which represents 52 seem to be a Viking river cruise on the Douro River in Portugal, an Azamara cruise from Athens to the Black Sea, a Celebrity cruise through the Panama Canal from California to Florida, a Globus bus and train tour through the Canadian Rockies to Banff and Lake Louise, and one of several American Cruise Lines cruises to either the coast of Maine, the islands of New England, or the Puget Sound, and San Juan Islands. We can dream, can’t we? • Based on what I’ve been reading in industry publications, Europe is ahead of the US in returning to leisure travel, with river cruising leading the way. The reason I think is quite clear. River ships accommodate 200 guests or less (with many under 150 guests) in beautiful surroundings, serving gourmet meals, and featuring wonderful itineraries. As I write this, the US is looking to return to river cruising with American Cruise Lines and American Queen Steamboat Co. spearheading the way with their fewer than 200-passenger ships.

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Doug and Francesca specialize in the 55 and over communities. They know the process to assist you in selling or buying a home to achieve your goal. Search criteria match buyers with your home. I thought that reading this would help other Somerset Run residents Open house program to attract buyers. think of the days of their growing up years and how it has affected them. Dynamic marketing that promotes your home. I am receiving many phone calls from friends who are having a hard time adjusting to the “virus” and how it is changing their lives. Maybe thinking of happier times will get us through these days a little easier. I hope so. Being confined in my home these many months gave me time to think of growing up in the Bronx. I spent time with friends who lived in the same apartment building. We did not have air conditioning and relied on open windows, a fan, and a breeze. Many a night I sat on the windowsill of the fire escape hoping for the breeze. Doug Jaynes Francesca D’Antuono Cousins who did not live nearby walked great distances to visit and play while the mothers talked. We read many books, especially since Cell: 609-462-8341 Cell: 908-581-4169 I lived near a public library. Board games, cards, and puzzles were Office: 908-428-1070 Office: 908-428-1025 always fun. Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Times were simpler in those days. Most mothers did not work HillsborougH office: 908-874-8100 outside the home. My mother did the family wash, the washing machine PAGE 18 • SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 SOMERSET RUN EXTRA TO ADVERTISE CALL: 732-968-1615 was in the basement of the five-story apartment buiding we lived in, which did not have an elevator. My mother would take the washing out Somerset County of the washing machine and put it on the dumbwaiter. I then walked up the five flights of steps to the roof and hoisted the wet clothes to the roof. Senior Wellness Centers It was my job to hang the clothes on the lines to dry and hope that the wind would not blow too much soot from the coal furnace on the drying NOTE: The Centers are closed until further notice. Use the clothes. After many hours, it was my job to go back up the five flights contact information below to find out when the Center will reopen and take the clothes off the line. It was not easy folding the clothes and what activities will be available. to get them to fit in the basket because I had to put them back on the To check the monthly listing of all the Somerset County senior dumbwaiter, which was not clean since the super used the dumbwaiter center activities by computer, go to http://www.co.somerset.nj.us/ to collect garbage every night. When I complained about this procedure, government/human-services/aging-disability-services/senior-centers. my mom reminded me that the sun was the best bleaching agent. Please call for lunch reservations by 10 a.m. the business day before you The Bronx Botanical Gardens were the place we went to enjoy wish to come to an event. The centers offer tasty luncheon selections the large gardens that changed with the seasons. My mother loved from 4 different menus, with or without meat. For guests age 60 or flowers. She had to, her two daughters were named Iris and Blossom. more, we ask for a kind and suggested donation of $2.50. All other Our “garden” was limited to empty boxes that once had cream cheese in guests under age 60 - $8.07. For more information about activities, them that the grocer discarded. My mother got some dirt from the super contact the appropriate center. downstairs and planted pits from a few of the grapefruits. We never did To stay up-to-date with Somerset County events and information, get grapefruits but we sure did have lots of green leaves growing up the sign up for free email alerts at http://www.co.somerset.nj.us/subscribe. windows. Many of the programs are funded, in part, through the Older The summer was a great time for playing stick ball and riding my Americans Act. bike. My favorite thing was trying to race the delivery trucks down the For more information, contact Caitlin Witucki, Somerset County avenue that were making deliveries. Yes, I was a tomboy. Office on Aging & Disability Services, at 908-704-6346 or toll free at When my mother was cooking something special, I was summoned 888-747-1122. to the kitchen to learn what she was doing. And then there were days OUR LOCAL CENTER IS I learned how to do needlepoint. I started on small pieces at first, not Quail Brook Senior Center always working evenly and somehow made lots of knots. As the years 625 New Brunswick Rd., Somerset, NJ 732-563-4213 progressed, the pieces became more difficult. I enjoyed making pillows Open Monday - Friday, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. and wall hangings, which often were gifts for friends and family. My Although the Quail Brook Center is not currently open, it children each had a framed needlepoint hanging in their rooms. The is conducting online programs utilizing Zoom platform. Please piece that gave me the most pleasure was the needlepoint Torah cover I email Allyson Toth, Quail Brook Senior Center Manager, at toth@ made for one of the Torah scrolls at my temple. co.somerset.nj.us if you want to receive announcements about or the A day I will never forget was one very hot summer day. My mother process to enroll in ongoing programs. The current programs include: sent me and my best friend, Margarget Ann Hanrahan, to the local A&P, • The Regime – Upper Body Routine, Mondays, 1-1:50 p.m. which was about two miles away. This was not easy because we had to • Zoom Zumba Gold Chair with Laurie Fechter, Wednesdays, go up and down the many Bronx hills. We each carried two big bags 11:30 a.m.-12:00 p.m. of groceries back to my apartment. My mother looked at the receipt, • The Regime – Mid-section Routine, Wednesdays, 1-1:50 p.m. counted the change, and then scolded me for not counting the change • The Regime – Lower Body Routine, Fridays, 1-1:50 p.m. before I left the store. The clerk had given me five cents too much and • Yoga/Meditation and Breathing Techniques with Dr. Srinivas, we had to go back to return it to him. I was told that when he checked Tuesdays, 12:00-1:00 p.m. out his drawer at night and it was five cents short, he could lose his job. • Vive la France with Soren Barnett; a fun French lesson The family always called my mother Martha Washington and so you series focusing on Francophone culture, history, vocabulary, know Margaret Ann and I trekked back over hill and dale to return a conversational syntax/context and music from the 1930s through nickel to the clerk. I will never forget how hot that day was, how tired today; multimedia, interactive, engaging, and certainly a blast we were, and the value of a nickel. Growing up at this time I learned from the past for those of you who dipped into learning French many things that hopefully made me become a better person. ‘way back when,’ Wednesdays in September (9/16, 9/23) at 10:45 a.m. (first 2 sessions were on 9/2 and 9/9, but feel free to join if you missed the later sessions if you missed them).

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By Chris Retz “Look out for that first step. It’s a lulu.” “Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk,” 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon I recently took my first real step back into the world by having lunch with a friend outdoors at the Stage House. I had been contemplating doing this for some time, but was hesitant. However, when the text came, offering a definite time and date, I leapt at the chance to go to a real restaurant, no matter how it has had to change to meet health and safety protocols. (About the only differences I noticed were that the staff wore masks and the menus are paper for easy one-use disposal. The menu looks the same, at least at first glance.) This brings me to something serious that I would like to talk about. It’s this: I worry that people are not taking advantage of the warmer weather to visit with family and friends. These are ideal, albeit fleeting days on which to grasp the chance to see one another outdoors. I don’t see any logical reason why people should be so reluctant to see one another, being sure to observe all CDC guidelines and local health ordinances of course. Social isolation is just not good for their mental health. I am indebted to Rick Fisher for the wonderful pix that accompany this article. It’s so important to get out into nature, either by yourself or with a friend/family member and again, maintaining social distance, wearing a mask, etc. It can stimulate your senses, opening you up to the beauty of our surroundings, and thus help us overcome the doldrums in whatever way they fall on us these days. I worry when formerly intrepid friends refuse to leave home to shop for groceries, and go only with the greatest reluctance to only the most necessary medical Footprints created by first steps. Photos by Rick Fisher.

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PAGE 20 • SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 SOMERSET RUN EXTRA TO ADVERTISE CALL: 732-968-1615 appointments. I worry when one friend refuses offers of visits by adult children with whom she was formerly very close. I worry, too, when other friends are seemingly abandoned by their families. One friend has a lovely backyard with plenty of room to social distance, etc. but yet no one but myself comes to see her. (And her family lives within reasonable driving distance.) I can’t grasp why family members or other friends don’t come over for a sandwich and a soda on a soft, sunny, summer Sunday afternoon in September. If only by virtue of living in a 55+ community, we are all deemed high risk, but not automatically doomed as long as we act sensibly. I think that some people, like those mentioned above, forget this. It’s important to have in-person contact whenever reasonably possible and I hope that you will soon take your own first step in this direction if you haven’t already. It’s important for your mental health too.

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By Chris Retz Last month Dave and I faced what we were sure would be a most painful, long-drawn-out event: ballet recitals of two grands, ages 3 and 5. It was our first recital event of this kind. We were already veterans of school-auditorium readings by kindergarten-age grands and so had taken precautions: comfy chairs and glasses of wine (as opposed to cold folding chairs and small bottles of water) were drawn up in front of Dave’s computer in preparation for this anticipated early-evening ordeal.

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there is no “repeat” with this. It goes straight into the “dress up” pile. There isn’t much that the kids can do yet—no grand jetés, no pliés, no chassés. But they had a grand time pretending that they could, and the dance teacher had an equally grand time raking in the big bucks for this. (She’s doing grand jetés all the way to the bank, no doubt.) Each member of the virtual audience, us included, thought they have the next 780 Old New Brunswick Road, Somerset, NJ 08873 Misty Copeland in their family. But upon reflection I’m not so sure about that. At the end of the mercifully brief show, the teacher asked 780780 780Old Old New New Brunswick Brunswick Road, Somerset, Somerset, NJ NJ08873 08873 each student what part she had liked best about the class and/or the 780 Old New BrunswickBrunswick Road,Road, Somerset,Somerset, NJNJ 0887308873 780 Old New Brunswick Road, Somerset, NJ 08873 recital. One little girl—again no names—said “My makeup.”

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The Franklin Township Public Library is located in the municipal will allow for increased capacity and different times/dates for some complex at 485 DeMott Lane in Somerset, NJ 08873. Find out more at programs. This is a new experience for all of us and we appreciate your www.franklintwp.org, or by calling 732-873-8700 ext. 111. patience as we roll out this new way of offering programs! We will The library is now open with limited services and a reduced continue to assess programming and offer new and different programs capacity for Grab-and-Go, meaning that a limited number of patrons based on patron feedback. As this issue goes to press, programming for can enter the library to browse the shelves, check out and return items, September has not been scheduled; please visit the library’s website and pay fines. calendar periodically to see what events have been added. WHILE WE ARE OPEN FOR GRAB-AND-GO, PATRONS: HOW TO REGISTER • Must wear masks (this is mandatory, as per State guidelines). Registration is open now and it is the same process you are used to; • Must physically distance from staff and other patrons. you can sign up on our online calendar. An email address is required to • Must respect capacity limits inside the open locations. sign up--this is how you will receive the link to attend the program! The • Make best efforts to limit visits to 15 minutes. links will be emailed on the morning of each program, at least one hour • Must leave location as soon as selections and checkouts are prior to the start time. We are using Zoom to host our virtual programs. complete. We hope that at this point of the pandemic, Zoom will be familiar to • Can continue to access programming, eBooks, research many of our patrons, but if not, here is a guide to getting started. To join databases, classes, and more virtually, via enhanced digital our meetings, you will just need to click the link you will receive via offerings that will remain in place. email, and if you have Zoom on your device, it will open automatically. All meetings will open 10 minutes before the program start time to OUR NO-CONTACT CURBSIDE PICKUP SERVICE FOR BOOKS AND work out any technical difficulties. OTHER MATERIALS IS NOW AVAILABLE: • You can request library materials by using our online catalog, by • Résumé Writing Workshop calling the reference desk, or by using our chat service (found at Tuesday 9/15, via Zoom �� 3:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. www.franklintwp.org). This workshop will cover the basics of writing a strong résumé.Learn • Wait to receive notice from the library that your holds are ready. to incorporate power verbs into effective bullet points that will sell You will have three (3) days from the date of notice to pick up you to prospective employers. Advice on formatting and other tips to your holds. maximize your chances at finding your next job will also be shared. • Drive to the library you chose as your pickup location. Call the • Zumba Gold Chair & Chair Pilates library once you have parked your car. Please park near the main Wednesday 9/16, via Zoom �� 2:00 p.m.-2:45 p.m. entrance. Join instructor Laura Fechter for this fun combo exercise class in a • Wait for staff to bring your holds out to your vehicle and place chair. them in the trunk. Do not exit your vehicle, and keep your windows rolled up. • Gentle Beginner Yoga • Please have your library card number ready when you call. You Mondays, 9/21, 9/28, via Zoom �� 5:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. will need to provide the make, color, and license plate number of A great way to experience the benefits of yoga with the library’s long- your car so staff can identify your vehicle. time yoga instructor Shanti. • New Jersey State Parks: A Fun & Informative Lecture MOBILE PRINTING AND BLACK-AND-WHITE COPYING ARE NOW Tuesday 9/22, via Zoom �� 7:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. AVAILABLE AT ALL LIBRARY LOCATIONS: Some of New Jersey’s most exciting history can be found in our more • For mobile printing, download the PrinterOn app or call the than two dozen state parks. This lecture includes original photographs reference desk for assistance. of many of New Jersey’s beautiful state parks, plus vintage maps and • Copying requests must be completed by reference desk staff at images of historic people, places, and events. Learn more about the either location. wonderful parks accessible to you and be inspired to pay them a visit! PUBLIC COMPUTERS ARE NOW AVAILABLE BY APPOINTMENT Presented by Kevin Woyce, an author, photographer, and lecturer ONLY: specializing in regional American history. • At this time, public computer use is limited to residents and paid • Chair Yoga cardholders only. Thursday 9/24, via Zoom ��11:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. • Appointments can be made one (1) day in advance. The poses in this gentle yoga class are done seated in a chair. It is • Appointments last for 45 minutes starting 30 minutes after great for stress relief and general well-being. opening. Please call the call the Demott Lane Reference Desk at • Tai Chi for Beginners 732-873-8700 Opt 3 or the Franklin Park Branch at 732-873- Saturday 9/26, via Zoom �� 7:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. 8700 Opt 5 for availability. 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By Art Stevens CROW IS FOR WILDLIFE. REMEMBER THAT I sprained my ankle one day and my friends who aren’t familiar the first thing we need to do is to measure your friend’s foot span. Plus, with Sanibel took me to CROW. They must have misread the website we’ll need to get out a grinding tool which is used for the grinding of in their desire to get me immediate help. They thought CROW was a beaks and nails.” walk-in clinic for people. My friend said: “He’s got an average size nose. Why would you I was in a lot of pain and didn’t take part in the decision. I was need to grind it? It’s his ankle, not his nose.” just happy they found somewhere to take me and alleviate my pain. I There was something wrong. Rabbits, raccoons, birds and God- was wincing from pain during the drive and had my eyes shut. When I knows-what-else were chirping, screaming, barking and hissing. My opened them, I was on a table with two young interns peering down at ankle was throbbing badly and I thought for a moment that I was me. They looked puzzled. I looked around and saw turtles and birds in hallucinating. small cages covered with bandages. “Please,” I said. “I’m in a lot of pain. Can’t you give me something What the hell, I thought, where exactly am I? My friends thought for the pain?” CROW stood for “Care and Relief Of Woe” instead of “Clinic for the One of the interns said, “We’ll need to do some basic hematology. Rehabilitation of Wildlife.” One of my friends was talking to an intern. Get out the microhematocrit tubes, both the heparinized one and the “He’s got a terribly sprained ankle and needs instant care. He’s in a lot non-heparinized one. And get the incubator ready.” of pain. Please help him.” My friend said: “What’s going on here? Incubators are for newborn The two interns looked nervously at each other. “Don’t you know babies not a victim of a sprained ankle. Do you guys know what you’re that this is CROW?” one of the interns said to my friends. doing? Isn’t this a walk-in clinic?” “I don’t care if it’s EAGLE, just help my friend.” The interns looked at each other. “Yes, but…” The intern said, “If he had a broken wing we could be of far greater “No buts,” my friend said. “Just get on with it.” help to your friend.” One of the interns sighed deeply and said, “We’ll need Avi Calm “What in the world are you talking about?” my friend said. “What Calming Supplement, which we use for screamers, plucking your own wing? Can’t you see that his ankle is severely sprained? He needs help.” feathers or for aggressive biting. And we may need to clip his toes.” He The intern stammered: “The veterinarian will be here any moment. turned to face me. “Sir, you are a mammal, aren’t you?” He’ll know how to handle this.” Before I could even venture a response to the most unlikely My friend said: “A veterinarian? Why would a walk-in clinic have question I’d ever been asked, an elderly gentleman entered the room. a veterinarian on staff? I keep telling you that he has a sprained ankle The interns turned to him and said “Dr. Smith, we have a dilemma. and needs help. Do something.” We’ve been trained to save the lives of wildlife but we have no training The two interns were perspiring through their white smocks. They for the visitor on the table.” walked around me and saw how much pain I was in. One said, “We’re Wildlife, I thought to myself? Yes, I may have had a wild life but trained in avian medicine.” what bearing does that have on a sprained ankle. My friend said “I don’t care if you received your medical degree The doctor scanned the room and a slight smile crossed his face. from Witch Doctor University. Just help my friend.” He bent over me and said, “Unless you’re a prince who turns into a frog, The intern said: “We’ll need to follow avian health procedures. So we can’t help you here.”

Movie Happenings 2020

By Arthur Bressler Welcome to the 2020 Movie Happenings schedule of movies. They The program committee for these movies has selected a range of are usually shown on the last Friday of each month at 7:30 p.m. in the movies that include dramas, comedies, romance, westerns and musicals. The ballroom of the Somerset Run clubhouse. See the schedule below for the members of the program committee are Joan and Philip Ackerman, Arthur dates, titles, and movie descriptions. Bressler, Stanley Cartine, James O’Mahony, Art Stevens, and Jeanne Tudor.

SCHEDULED SHOWINGS MAY BE CANCELED IF SHELTERING-IN-PLACE RESTRICTIONS ARE NOT LIFTED OR IF CLUBHOUSE REMAINS CLOSED. Date Film Description September 25 Waterloo Bridge – 1940 During WW I, a young British ballerina is led to believe that her prominent fiancé has been killed in action. She loses her job and her fight for survival spirals downward. She later finds out that he is still alive. This romantic drama stars Vivien Leigh in her first role after Gone with the Wind and Robert Taylor, who considered this his favorite movie. October 30 Coming to America – 1988 An extremely pampered African prince travels to Queens, New York to find a wife he can respect for her intellect and wit. This very funny romantic comedy stars Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall in multiple roles. Also stars James Earl Jones and John Amos. November 19 The Thin Man – 1934 Former detective Nick Charles and his wealthy wife Nora investigate a murder case mostly for the fun of it. Stars William Powell, Myrna Loy, and Maureen O'Sullivan. Nominated for 4 Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Actor. December 18 A Man for All Seasons – 1966 The story of Sir Thomas More who stood up to King Henry VIII when the king rejected the Roman Catholic Church to obtain a divorce and remarry. Stars Paul Scofield, Robert Shaw, Wendy Hiller, Orson Welles, and Susannah York. Won 6 Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Actor.

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[See page 9 for the questions] 1. “Blackbeard” often fought wearing a large feathered tricorn hat pirates in the Aegean Sea and held for a month before his father and sporting multiple swords, knives, and pistols. He had hemp paid a ransom. Upon his release, Caesar took a small fleet of and lighted matches woven into his enormous black beard during ships back to where he was held. He captured the kidnappers and battle. Accounts of people who saw him fighting reported that he took back the ransom of 50 talents of silver, along with all their looked like the devil. His ship was called Queen Anne’s Revenge. possessions. 2. Port Royal is situated in Jamaica opposite Kingston in the same harbor. Gallows Point was one of the first points of land visible when entering the port. The gallows were placed there conspicuously to discourage piracy, and the bodies were left there after they were Answers to The Trivia Corner, Too hanged. 3. True. The English and French who began to settle on the island [See page 9 for the questions] of Hispañola around 1630 became known as buccaneers because 1. There were two father/son presidents: The Adamses (John and they cooked their food on open fires known in French as boucans. John Quincy) and Bushes (George H.W. and George W.) The Spanish believed they could force the buccaneers to leave by 2. J. Fred Muggs. removing their food supply, so they sent hunters to slaughter the wild pigs that were their primary source of food. With the pigs 3. New Orleans is known as “The Big Easy.” gone many buccaneers were forced to resort to piracy in order to 4. Hawaii (English and native Hawaiian) and South Dakota (English survive. and Sioux). 4. Rum was the favorite alcohol of pirates and has for a long time been 5. Bob Dylan was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2016 “for popular in the Caribbean. Many rum brands associate themselves having created new poetic expressions within the great American with a pirate theme (Capt. Morgan for example). song tradition.” 5. False: The character of Jack Sparrow is strictly fictional. 6. Someone in Alaska once stated that she “could see Russia from 6. Gambling was strictly forbidden aboard most pirate vessels and my house,” which wouldn’t be too far from the truth. Russia’s Big whenever they made port the crew loved to spend their profits on Diomede Island is only 2.5 miles from Little Diomede, which is gambling. They also liked drinking and card games, of course. If part of Alaska. Cuba is 90 miles from Florida; Bermuda is 895 miles they were caught gambling on board then they would be severely from the Carolinas; and Greenland is over 2,000 miles from Maine. punished. 7. 42. There are 12 picture cards. All figures have 2 eyes except the 7. Around 1700, Emanuel Wynn, a French pirate, first used the “Jolly King of diamonds, and the Jacks of spades and hearts. Therefore, Roger.” It had a skull and crossbones with an hourglass underneath. 2 x 12=24, minus 3 for the one-eyed figures would equal 21. Pirates often flew false colors to get close to another ship then However, each card has two faces, so 21 x 2=42. raised the “Jolly Roger” and opened fire. Some flags were red, and 8. Haagen-Dazs ® is a made-up name, so it means nothing. Created some pirates just liked to change their flags. No one is really quite in the Bronx by Reuben and Rose Mattus, they wanted to give sure why the flag was called the “Jolly Roger.” their product a name that sounded different, so they came up 8. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Both of them eventually sailed with with the name that they thought reminded them of Denmark, and pirate Jack Rackham. Their stories are too long to mention here, they thought it sounded Danish-like. One of their factories was in but I urge you to Google them, as their stories are fascinating. nearby Woodbridge, N.J. 9. It is disputable if William Kidd was actually a pirate or a privateer, 9. James Buchanan (1857–1861) was a lifelong bachelor. but at any rate he was hanged in chains in England as a pirate in 10. The Hawaiian Islands. 1701. The belief that he left buried treasure “somewhere” has 11. It is somewhat ironic that the name of the man who inspired the enhanced the legend of Captain Kidd. Nobel Peace Prize invented dynamite. 10. False. Men like Bartholomew Roberts, Henry Morgan, John Gow, 12. The winning horse at the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs John Phillips, and others actually came up with governing codes in Louisville, Ky., the first jewel in the prestigious Triple Crown on their ships similar to articles of confederation. Viewed as a (the 2nd is the Preakness at Pimlico Racetrack in Maryland, and combination of job description and penalties for disobedience, the 3rd, the Belmont Stakes, is run at Aqueduct Racetrack in New these articles dictated small and large expectations to their crews. York), is awarded a garland of roses that is draped down each side 11. Rackham was known as “Calico Jack.” of the steed. 12. A privateer was someone who attacked ships and cities under the 13. Switzerland. They are referred to as the Swiss Guard. authority of their nation. For example, English privateers attacked 14. The current all-time leading NFL scorer is Adam Vinatieri, a the Spanish ships because Spain was in a war with England. The placekicker, who has scored 2,673 points, and is still an active other European kings were jealous of Spanish wealth and power player. Kickers can score a point after every touchdown, and score at the time and were not averse to seeing these diminished. Capt. 3 points for kicking field goals. Henry Morgan was one of the most famous of them. And his rum’s 15. The last in this line is the Secretary of Homeland Security, a post not bad either. that was created in 2003. The order of succession is as follows: V.P., 13. The Spanish Main, short for “Spanish mainland”, was the area House Speaker, Senate President Pro Tempore, Secretary of State, from which large amounts of silver, gold, precious stones, and Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of Defense, Attorney General, fine wood and spices were accumulated and sent back to Spain in followed by the Cabinet Secretaries of the Interior, Agriculture, the Spanish treasure fleet, and where the pirates accumulated their Commerce, Labor, Health & Human Services, Housing & Urban “booty” for themselves. Development, Transportation, Energy, Education, Veterans’ Affairs, 14. If he doesn’t own his ship, the captain is usually elected to the and the Cabinet post created in 2002, the Secretary of Homeland position by his crew. Other means are used of course, for instance Security. According to the Presidential Succession Act of 1947, one when a pirate is desperate enough to commit mutiny, in which case member on the list, and they take turns, must remain separated from he would then nominate himself as the new captain. the others at another location on occasions where all congregate, 15. When Julius Caesar was in his twenties, he was kidnapped by like the State of the Union addresses and joint sessions of Congress.

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