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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1995 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI • CORAL GABLES, FLA. VOLUME 73, NUMBER 5 Caller harasses students Loan costs to CAREER FORUM: GET A RETURN increase ON YOUR COLLEGE INVESTMENT The Department of Career Planning and ByAMIEPARNESand Placement is hosting a Financial Services LOUIS FLORES Career Forum at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Of the Staff Sept. 20 at the University Center. Over lhe next seven years, the 7.900 stu A number of employment opportunities denls at the University of Miami who will he available for interested students. receive federal loans to help for tuition The forum will include representatives might have to pay as much as $15.2 million from First Union Bank. Merrill Lynch. more for their federal college loans, CIGNA International. Prudential Preferred. according to a White House Office of NationsBank, and others. The Department Media Affairs press release. recommends having copies of resumes to The White House estimates the financial hand out and wearing proper business assistance of over five million undergradu attire. ate and 725.000 graduate students around Career forums for a variety of majors are the U.S. will be affected by the scheduled for this year. Republicans in the House of For more information, contact the Representatives, who are proposing an Department of Career Planning and increase of federal college loan costs. Placement at 284-5451. Photo Illustration by FAYE CAREY/Assistant Photo Editor The Republican plan Students who receive obscene or prank phone calls should Congressional Republicans propose to hang up immediately and not talk to the caller. If problems eliminate the six-month grace period bor VISIONS: AN ART EXHIBIT FOR with calls persist, victims should seriously consider having rowers receive after commencement, CANCER RESEARCH their telephone number changed or unlisted. If prank calls are increase the "origination fee" hy one per The Women's Cancer Association, the threatening in any way, do not hesitate to call Public Safety if cent for new loan recipients, eliminate in- Bush Chapter, of UM's Sylvester on campus, or the police if you live off campus. school interest subsidies for graduate stu Comprehensive Cancer Center, and four dents who lake out a Stafford Loan and eliminate the reduction of interest rates local artists, are joining together to raise which is scheduled for 1998 for all borrow funds for cancer research. ers. The display, entitled "Visions." is made Obscene phone calls up of the work of Linda Scheller. Cynthia Students at the University of Miami Shelley. Sofie Geckler. and Lisa Rimeny. might see their loan costs escalate as a become problematic result, the press release said. artists working in abstract, impressionism, Photo Illustration bv DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Editor contemporary realism, and sculpture. For undergraduate students borrowing By SARA FREDERICK things to his victims. Most of this caller's Robert DuBord. associate director of the Throughout September, their work will $17,125 — the most a student is allowed to News Editor victims are male. Department of Residence Halls, said it is be on display in the lobby of One Brickell borrow — loan costs could increase to According to police reports recorded dur Most prank calls, while annoying, are not possible for students living in on-campus $1,426. Loan costs might also jump to Square. 801 Brickell Ave. in Miami. ing the first weeks of classes, receiving actually harmful. housing to have their telephone number hrom 5 u> 8 p.m. on September 14. there $3.1(X1 for students who are not supported obscene phone calls has become something "If someone is threatening yon. contact changed after reporting to Public Safety by their parents and borrowed the maxi will be a cocktail reception and a raffle to of a problem for UM students. us." Christensen said. thai they have been receiving prank calls. mum tllOWfclt Of til,12$. ll Will u/so raise funds for the Sylvester Center. Ten Major Henry Christensen. deputy director According 10 Christensen, the best thing "The sludenl can come lo our office and affect graduale sludenls who borrow the percent of money made from lhe sales of of lhe Department of Public Safety, said to do when being harassed by a prank caller ask lhal their phone number be changed. If maximum of $34,000. These graduale slu lhe paintings will also be donated. thai reports of calls have since slowed is 10 hang up. we verify that the sludenl did make a report, denls could w ind up paying another $9,400. Raffle sponsors include Dolphin Cruise down. "It's best to hang up immediately. If lhe Department of Residence Halls and the the press release estimated. Line. Fit for Life. Liquorland. Bonaventure "There was a rash of them, bul they've you're calling and you keep getting a busy Department of Telecommunications pro Resort and Spa. William Lehman Buick- tapered off. I guess the caller probably got signal, eventually you're going to stop try vide lhe first change for free." DuBord said. The administration's spin Saah. Williamson Cadillac, and Hots in the bored." Christensen said. ing." Christensen said. Presideni Bill Clinton calls the Grove. Victims said thai lhe calls occurred dur Christensen said it was important not to After the number is changed once. Republican's program a "nightmare." For more information, contact Linda ing various limes of the day. but a Sept. 2 talk to people making crank calls. DuBord said, and the student continues 10 "These proposals are a direct attack on Scheller al 358-1666. offense incident report said the suspect "They want you 10 talk to them. If you receive prank calls, lhe Department of our nation's studenls and our nation's seemed to call mostly during daytime don't talk to ihem. they'll get bored and Residence Halls recommends the student future." Clinton said. "If Congress hours. bother someone else." Chrisiensen said. leave his or her number unlisted. approves these changes, the dream of a col LEADERSHIP SUMMIT BRINGS "So far. we've never had to change a lege education will become a financial STUDENT LEADERS TOGETHER; The report also states thai more than 15 An additional remedy for stopping a number twice." DuBord said. nightmare for many young people and their 3 other people have also received prank calls crank caller is to blow a whistle into the DuBord added (hal requests for changing parents." FEATURES AMERICA SAILOR from what appears to be the same suspect. receiver ofthe phone. Christensen said. students' telephone numbers do not come in U.S. Secretary of Education Richard UM's Leadership Summit will be held The suspect is described in two of the Another option Christensen gave was to often. Riley agreed w ith Clinton. (his Saturday. The summit is divided inlo reports as offering explicit sexual solicita change your phone number after receiving "It's usually less lhan five a semester." "Students should not be asked lo shoul two tracks: one for emerging leaders, and tions where the caller is saying lhe same crank calls. DuBord said. der billions of dollars in added financial one for advanced. burden to cut taxes lor the wealthy while Each track covers important topics some in the student loan industry grow fat instructing participants how to become the on taxpayer dollars." Riley said. "Thai is besl leaders possible. 25 laptops taken from University nol right, and it certainly isn't fair." The keynote speaker of the day is Katie Pettibone. a crew member of the all-women By HAMIZAL MAHMUD lhat. I met with my manager and we dis Carol Holden. dean of the School of The Republican response America?, which competed for the Staff Writer cussed a better security system and were Continuing Studies refused to give any According to Aureliano Sanchez-Arango. America's Cup. Approximately 25 laptop computers were going to implement that on Monday. So, comment since the police are still investi 31. a senior and chairman of lhe UM stolen from a metal storage cabinet in a whoever knew about it knew lhat on gating ahout the case. College Republicans, the Clinton adminis NBC, CBS AFFILIATES CHANGED computer lab of ihe UM School of Monday security would change. And it was Pamela Odulana. the first witness to find tration is trying to persuade voters and stu denls from supporting the Republican plan. CHANNELS THIS WEEKEND Continuing Studies during summer holiday, only a handful of people." out that the computers were missing also according lo a police report. The total esti The police report stales thai there was no refused to give any comment at this lime. "Thai's a scare tactic." Sancnez-Arango In case you've been away from the mate of loss is about $50,000. forced entry to the door or cabinet. The De Armas said all lhe computers have not said. "They wani lo scare studenls." media blitz lately, two South Florida sta The break-in happened during lhe after room has an alarm which was turned off been replaced yet. Sanchez-Arango. who admits to having tions switched places on ihe TV dial noon of Sunday. Aug. 13. during the break-in. "We're working on that right now. The borrowed money for his education through Sunday morning. Raciel De Armas, a witness who is a net Lt. Russell Clusman of UM Public Safety computers were insured, but because of the two students loans, interest on one of which WTVJ Channel 4, an NBC-owned affili work manager at the School of Continuing said he was not at liberty 10 give any infor way it was broken into and there is no trace is subsidized, still believed the Republican ate, has moved up the dial Studies said the burglary occurred at a time mation about the case since the investiga of breaking, we are nol covered. We have plan is realistic. and is now NBC-6. All the when the alarm was turned off. De Armas tion is still going on. to get the money from our own pocket." "Nowhere in the real world do you get NBC programs, from local said he believes il was an inside job. Mitch Fry, public information officer of said De Armas. loan terms like this." Sanchez-Arango said. news to NFL football to "In my opinion, whoever did it knew that Coral Gables Police Department said. "The De Armas said the impact of the burglary Sanchez-Arango added (hat nowhere in i. Seinfeld are now on NBC- all the computers were in lhat cabinet at police are following several leads." is serious. "the real world" can borrowers expect to 6. lhat time and il was the best time to steal However. Fry refused to identify what "W'e have canceled a lol of classes and receive loan terms thai allow sludents to CBS' affiliate, formerly them." De Armas said. "A week before the leads are. See BURGLARY • Page 2 waive interest payments for four years and WCIX Channel 6. is now 6 any payment for an additional six months WFOR while students find a job. •Mk ^_ Channel 4. Longtime In response lo the Republican's proposal. CB \\V3ML S shows such as 60 UM provides President Clinton has proposed a plan to ^JW- Minnies and Murder "balance the budget and help working fam She Wrote can now be ilies with the cost of a college education." ^^^^^^* found on Channel 4. web services Clinton's budge! promises io protect 5_ **JM sludents can find WFOR on Channel 4 See LOAN • Page 2 By ARMANDO BONICHE while NBC-6 is located on Channel 6 on Statt Writer their cable systems. In this era of net-surfing and e-mail inter THE REPUBLIC AN PLAN actions, Ihe University of Miami depart This is how much the White House FRIDAY'S 'HURRICANE' DELAYED ment of Information Resources provides estimates loan costs will raise for UM The Miami Hiirriciine bins may have students with the means by which lo access students. j been empty Friday morning, but ihey did one of ihe fastest growing informational J arrive early in lhe afternoon. resources. tf an undergraduate borrows: $17,125 The newspaper was briefly delayed after At the present moment, the on-campus Costs will increase: $ • ,426 'i a series of technological problems. computer labs offer students a wide array If students and parents borrow: $35,125 "Sometimes, this kind of thing happens, of resources, ranging from access to many Costs will increase: $3,100 {even to a major daily like The Herald." popular applications to free e-mail, Internet ; said Edilor in Chief William Wachsberger. and World Wide Web services. If a graduate borrows: $34,000 FAYE CAREY/Assistant Photo Edilor Darrin Eden, a senior computer engineer Costs will increase: $9,400 The Hurricane apologizes for any incon Go 'Canes! ing major who serves as network manager venience and also thanks its readers for in one of lhe labs, said access 10 ihese ser- Source-White House Office of Media Affairs Maria Coleman (rightl and Tasha Long (left) enjoy the 'Cane's 49-3 victory over FAMU eing patient. Saturday. See related stories on Page 4. See INTERNET • Page 2 CHRISTINE KINSEY/Graphics Editor Page 2 • THE HURRICANE • Tuesday, September 12, 1995 -gampus Calendar Callan appointed WRC head
6 A BRIEF LOOK AT BY DOLLY HERNANDEZ resources and bring women's issues CAMPUS ACTIVITIES AND EVENTS Assist,mi New*. Editor to the forefront." If you have any events you'd like to publicize, stop by The Women's Resource Center In a letter she wrote for the our office at the University Center Room 221. has appointed a new director for the Commuter Student Affairs this year. Renee Dickens Callan, Newsletter. Callan said the center formerly assistant director of will again sponsor programs such as TODAY lhe game, accommodations, and Student Activities, was named the the Clothesline Project, the •The I'M Film '.ssociation is more. Hurry, because they are director. Women's Mentoring Program, going fast. For more information, holding its second me"ling of the An actual search process did not movies, speakers, workshops, and contact SG at 284-3082. semester at 5:30 p.m. in the new take place in order to select a direc Women's History Month. Cosford Cinema. Ge' involved with •The 1995 Leadership Summit tor for the center. Callan said. "At this point I'm not looking to the Canes Film Festival or Visiting will be from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. switch gears mainly because I'm Filmmakers program. Greal net Sept. 17. The one-day leadership "There wasn't an actual search only working part-time this fall; I'm working opportunities with alumni conference will focus on a variety process for the position." Callan on maternity leave." Callan said. "I and lellow film students. For more of topics. The Summit is open to all said. "I was appointed to be the want to make sure that I maintain information, contact Ed Townsend studenls and advisors. Advanced director." the programs that were going on or Cindy Clark at K56-M>6I or 689- registration is required. Registration According to Callan. this oppor last year because the Women's 9960. forms can be obtained al lhe Smith- tunity will benefit her in many Resource Center was very success Tucker Involvement Center. UC •The Graduate Student ways. ful. 209. A S5 deposit is needed, and Association will have a general "I feel like il's a greal opportuni EMILY KEHE/Staff Photographer meeting for General Council and will be returned upon check-in. For ty for me to learn some new skills, "However. I am looking into try Renee Dickens Callan, the new director ot the Women's Resource Center, departmental representatives at 5 more information, call 284-6399. to become acquainted w uh others in ing to do some new things and find hopes to provide support and inlormation for women on campus. p.m. in the UC. For more informa •Funday is a event in which over my field of student affairs, and also creative ways to make sure lhat slu tion, contact the GSA office at 284- 300 special citizens and UM stu respect her and see her as a role to serve the campus in a different dents gel their needs met on cam women's resources and women's 6750. denls are paired up for a day's model as a woman." capacity." Callan said. pus." issues. worth of fun. games, and activities. Marc Jacobsen. assistant director •InterVarsity Christian Making the campus community "I think because of her commit If you weiuld like to be part of the Cynthia Nolan Patey. director of of Student Life. said. "She's really Fellowship invites all to tonight's aware of women's issues is a top ment to educating women as well as Funday 1996 Executive Committee, Orientation. Commuter Student dedicated to the students [and] she's chapter meeting from 8 to 9:30 p.m. priority of the center, said Callan. men about women's issues, she's please fill out an application avail Affairs, and Leadership Programs, got a lot of energy. She'll keep on in the Eaton Classroom. Our guest "I feel I have something to offer going to be a major asset to our able in UC 224 and return it by said Callan is bringing a lot of building upon the foundation that speaker this week is Bonnie Jones, the campus." said Callan. Women's Resource Center." Patey Sept. 22. For more information, experience with her in the area of Jennifer [Willen] built." who will be addressing the topic of Hopefully. I can learn from campus said. "Sludents really like her. personal devotion. For more infor contact Cristie Vidal or Joy Lee at mation, contact Jon Reynolds at 284-GIVE. 689-2750. •Indian Student Association •The Graduate Faculty will have its annual picnic at Eruptions impress professor UM Film Meeting will he from noon to 2 Crandon Park. Lots 3 and 4. from p.m. in the UC Flamingo Ballroom. 1 I a.m. to 6 p.m. Sept. 16. All By MICHAEL ROSE Speakers will be Elizabeth Plater- members, non-members, soon-to- SI,m Writer festival Zyberk. dean of the School of be-memhers. or just fun-loving Professor Timothy Dixon, of the Architecture, and Richard P. people who like free food are invit Marine Geologyand Geophysics Bunge. scientific director of ihe ed. Free drinks and food will be Division at UM'sRosenstiel School planned Miami Project to Cure Paralysis. provided, so come join the fun and of Marine and Atmospheric Science For more information, contact meel other cool people. For more l RSMAS I is making history in the By LOUIS FLORES Norma Brito at 284-4154. information or questions regarding study of volcanoes. Associate News Editor •Netball Club will meet at 6:30 rides, contact Dimple Jethani at Volcanoes, one of the most Hollywood has its film season, as p.m. in the UC International 273-0420 or Gaurav Malhur at 689- potentially destructive natural does the University of Miami. Lounge. For more information, 3574. forces on earth, have to be moni The UM Filmmakers contacl Robyn Ogilvie at 689-6339. •Best Buddies, a volunteer orga tored for activity by qualified, inno Association, a student group at the nization promoting friendships vative, scientists. Dixon, director School of Communication, has WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 13 between UM students and persons of the Geodesy lab at RSMAS is scheduled two film festivals this •Scandinavian Student with developmental disabilities, doing just that, and doing it quite school year. The first will be held Association will hold its first gen will hold a mandatory organization well. Dec. 7 and the other in late April eral body meeting of lhe school al meeting for all interested at 8 About his work thus far. Dixon 1996. year ai noon in UC 237. The orga- p.m. Sept. 18 in the UC Flamingo said, "It is always impressive to see According to sophomore Ed ni/aiion invites anyone interested in Ballrooms A and B. Questions? an eruption, but I have two satisfac Townsend. UMFA's president, SUNE WOODS/SMtf Photographer learning about Swedish. Contact Meena Garg at 666-5764 tions. One is pushing the state-of- there is a dual purpose to UMFA's RSMAS associate professor Timothy Dixon demonstrates the Global Norwegian, etc. culture and meet or 284-GIVE. Ihe art of GPS [Global Postioning goal. Positioning System graph on the computer. ing people from lhe other countries. •Student Council for System, the main instruments used "We want to have fun and get the The meeting is to discuss upcoming Exceptional Children will he hav to monitor volcanic activities] tech be a key factor in saving lives "The most obvious example job done, film wise." Townsend events and activities. For more ing its first meeting at 7 p.m. Sept. nology, so that we can gel position should a potentially catoslophic would be the Pocacapelihle volcano said. information, contact Christian 20 in UC 245. This is an excellent information more accurately than eruption become a reality. Despite in Mexico. It's located about 70 Freshman David Wallach. Ko/eghv at 375-0606. opportunity for students to become has been done before. lhe fact that he is making such an kilometers from Mexico City. If it UMFA's Cosford student activities •AWARE! 8 p.m. Mahoney involved with children with special Another element of satisfaction in important contribution to volcanol was ever lo erupl in a large, explo committee chairman, said sludent- Classrooms. Gisela Munoz. 689- needs. The meeting will provide his work Dixon stales is the contri ogy. Dixon seems somewhat mod sive, eruption, lhal could be very made motion pictures will be 5619. valuable information for education bution of new technology and data est. detrimental to that society." shown on campus. •Hemp Awareness Council, 8 majors about dealing with diverse lo the field of volcanology. Dixon "Certainly not everyone lives on "At the film festival, they will p.m. UC 241. Laura Enneking. 662- siudent populations. For more said. the slopes of volcanoes, bui it turns Besides giving credil to the high- have the opportunity to see UM 6986. information, contact Nancy Perez at "To know that this technology out lhat a significant fraction of the tech Instruments used, ihe GPS student-produced films in i_w new i 334-0329. mighi actually do someone some world does, and ultimately we feel satellites and recievers. Dixon first Cosford Cinema." Wallach said. THURSDAY, SEPT. 14 •Inquiry, a new siudent organi good sometime in the (inure, once Ihe technology will be able help and foremosts credits his wife. UMFA is also planning lo altract •I'M Tennis Club will meet at 7 zation linking undergraduates to we understand a little better what those people " Jackie. also a top-notch successful filmmakers to come to p.m. at the Schiff Tennis Center. research opportunities throughout these signals are telling us. because Dixon mentioned that the of ihe scientist/volcanologisl. The Dixons campus to share their experiences Anyone interested is welcome to the university will hold a mandato we may be able to help in assessing volcanoes being sludied under lhe have been married len years and with UM film sludents. attend. For more information, con ry organizational meeting for all volcanic hazard." Geodesy program, all of them have both collaborate together on the "John Landis. who directed tact Jerry Cattell at 689-3698 or interested on Wednesday. Sept. 20 Such technology could someday destructive potential. Geodesy program at RSMAS. Animal House and Blues Brothers. Rodney Rodrigo at 687-5352. al 8 p.m. in UC Flamingo A & B. talked and hung out with us." •The Organization of Jewish For more information, contact Townsend said. "He talked about Students is going to dinner at Meena Garg at 666-5764. his experiences. Planet Hollywood in Coconut •The Department of Commuter Loan plan ends grace period With only 20 members. UMFA Grove. Meet at Hillel al 7 p.m. For Student Affairs is sponsoring a would like to see an increase in slu more information, contacl Gary free luncheon with Dean Rita denl involvement and interest in From Page 1 more for our educalion. Are we get- Sanchez-Arango said graduates Damon at 689-9837. Deutsch. Assistant Dean of the ling more value or are we just get have to understand that times are filmmaking, Co-Vice Presideni •Strictly Business Association College of Arts and Sciences, from financial aid for sludents and attains ting charged more?" tough. Cindy Clark, a senior, said. will have an information session at 12:15 to 1:30 p.m. Sept. 20. Tickets taxpayer savings through the "direct "If you can't get work as a "Right now. we are trying to 6 p.m. in Pearson Classroom #101. are available in UC 209. For more loan program" by wiping out bil The six-month grace period lawyer, do something else." recruit new members, and lo bring This is an organization that information, contact Cynthia lions of dollars in unnecessary pay Sanchez-Arango said that he also Sanchez-Arango said. "The bottom unity to the film program." Clark addresses the concerns of under Nolan-Patey at 284-6399. ments to lenders and other partici agreed with the Republican plan's line is the market is like it is. Life is said. graduate minority students in the •The UM Recent Graduate pants in the "old. guaranteed loan intention to eliminate the six month a risky thing. There are no guaran Freshman Chris Reid. UMFA co- School of Business. For more infor Society hosts Business Card program." grace period sludents enjoy after tees." vice president, hoped that students mation, contact Andrea Ault at 689- Exchange from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. "In addition to saving billions of they graduate. Some UM students said they would show up to its next meeting. 3818. on Thursday. Sept. 21 at Monty dollars and providing greater This grace period helps studenls think the Republican plan to bal "We're here to provide the •SCUBA Club. 8 p.m. UC Trainers. 2550 S. Bayshore Dr. No accountability for taxpayers, direct who encounter finding employment ance the budget should not unfairly opportunity to all L'M students to International Lounge. Eric Cohen. COM to attend. For reservation or lending offers better service and after graduation. burden college studenls. become involved in the film experi 856-5955. more information, contact Brenda allows studenls to choose flexible Although he plans to go to law ence." Reid said. •GLBC. 8 p.m. Building 42-G. Coleman at 284-2872. repayment terms." Riley said. school. Sanchez-Arango said he Students need all the help they In order to organize this semes 284-GIVE. •The Center of Empowerment does not know who he might end up can get. sophomore Lamont Cain ter's other activities. UMFA's next will be holding ils annual "Peer The real issue working for. said. meeting is scheduled for today al ORGANIZATIONS Education Certificate Program" Nonetheless. Sanchez-Arango According to a recent survey con T think lhe government should the Cosford Cinema at 5:30 p.m., •Student Government will be Sept. 30 and Oct. 1. Applications said the real issue is the increase of ducted by U.S. News & World be more lenient to students." Cain Townsend said. selling tickets for ihe FSU trip from are available in UC 209 and are due tuition at UM. Report, an average of 71 percent of said. "It takes four years to go to Putting on a show does take time 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. every day in the Sept. 15. For more information, the 1993 graduating class at UM school. Not every student is able to and effort. Clark said. SG office. UC 240. The'cost is contacl Cristina Manaricua at 689- "The University of Miami raised School of Law reported having get a job that quick. It should be "We are not just a lot of students SI 15 and includes transportation lo 6894. tuition this year." Sanchez-Arango found work six months after gradu more according to what job you do sitting around watching movies," Tallahassee, guaranteed ticket to said. "The University is charging us ation. get." Clark said. Internet accessible Burglary prompts close for all UM students look at security in office other people who are doing the From Page From Page same* kind of research and share rescheduled some. And we "I did see the car there at about -vices is open to all students. ideas." Sunday night." Comely said. "Studenls can go lo I03A in the According to Helmers. the don'l have off-campus (mobile) services. Now the size of the De Armas said he regrets the Ungar Building and pick up an aca Internet serves as the gateway to fact that it has been a month since demic logon requcsl form and addi worldwide information sludents are class is limited to 12 seats. We have been able to use some other the break-in happened, yet noth tional documents such as the Uur_ free to browse and examine. ing has been found. O'liik and the Tropical Byte to help computers from another lab that we have. We've done a pretty "Due to the fact that most of them with the applications." Eden "[The] Internet is ihe phone line the police officers were on vaca said. that connects studenls to (he resl of good job to recover," said De Armas. tion during this lime, it was diffi Terry Helmers. system manager the world." Helmers said. cult for them to begin a prompt for Information Resources, said thai In regards to the other local "This also made us Investigation. Now we're already the e-mail accounts offered to stu- school and Internet servers, in the third week. Helmers maintains that the look at our Photo Illustration by DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Editor "This [incident] also made us Students can pick up University has an advanced system. security." look at our security, the way we "I think we are pretty much up io Wilton Dos Santos, a junior, is one of the many students on campus academic logon who has realized the importance of the information age. secure our computer systems and par with the rest of the other RACIEL DE ARMAS how many people are responsible schools and the industry." Network manager and liable for the security," De requests in Room within the computer labs, but is also In the long run. Eden said that the Currently, most local universities Armas added. open to studenls with remote com on-campus computer facilities are Another witness, Sabina 103 A at the Ungar have their own servers which pro De Armas said this incident puters. an essential resource for members Comely, claimed lhat she saw a vide studenls Internet access and e- was particularly unfortunate for Building. ofthe L'niversity community, "newer mid-size car and was an mail services, although none have him "There is a dial-in service for "A lot has to do with how stu odd greenish color" parked homepages on the net. Several "The day lhat I started [work students off-campus or on-campus denls capitalize on the services beneath the valet, in front of the dents are extremely importani in schools also have campus informa ing as a network managerl is ihe iheir academic endeavors. tion and siudent records online. studenls in iheir dorms [via modem J ottered," he said. "If you don'l have building. The car is believed to be the suspect's vehicle which day that I found out this hap "Probably the most important Access to the on-line services is lo the e-mail, lihrary^and other ser a computer you can always use the pened." De Armas said. thing [studenls| can do is to contact not only limited to the computers vices," Eden said. computers in the labs." was used lo transport lhe comput- Tuesday, September 5, 1995 • THE HURRICANE • Page 3
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GAME STATS
SCORING SUMMARY UM 14 21 7 - - 49 Miami rattles FAMU's cage FAMU 0 2 0 0-3 FIRST QUARTER By DEREK HARPER UM - Ryan Collins 1 -yard run Associate Sports Editor (Dane Prewitt kick). Drive: 64 •..irds. 8 plays. Time: 11:13 left. Key There was little to talk about after plays; Danyell Furguson 36-yard the L'niversity of Miami blew out run to FAMU's 1: Collins to lammi Florida A&M University 49-3 in German for 12 yards on third and their home opener at the Orange 6. UM 7, FAMU 0. Bowl Saturday. UM - Gerard Daphnis 31-yard pass from Collins iPrevvitt kickl The Hurricanes poured it on Drive 82 yards, 12 plays. Time: against lhe Rattlers, as anything less 3:58 left. Key plays: Collins 13-yard would have been intolerable. It was pass to Daphnis: Ferguson H-vard a dav io pad statistics and to prove lain on third and i, UM 14, FAMU 0. to the nation that the Hurricanes could once again pound on inferior SECOND QUARTER talent. The victory was Miami's I M - Yatil Green 7-yard pass from Collins (Prewitt kick). Drive: 46 10th straight home opening win and yards, 6 plays. Time:12:57 left. Key the firsl for Coach Butch Davis. play: Collins 24-yard pass to "It was special lo run through the Ferguson. UM21, FAMU 0. fog [when the Hurricanes came on UM - Trent lones 14-yard run iPrevvitt kick). Drive: 30 yards, 4 the field]," Davis said. "It was more plays, Time 10:43 left. Key play special running off the field after Omar Rolle blocks FAMU punt, set the game." tine up UM on the FAMU 30 The only significant aspects was UM 28, FAMU 0. the fact lhat the starters played well FAMU - leffrey Stephens 40-yari field goal. Drive 53 yards, 10 playi and no one got seriously injured. Time: 8:00 left. Key plays: leralcl After a less than spectacular per |ackson 12-yard run: Damian formance in the season opener Slaughter 15-yard pass to Tony against L'CLA. quarterback Ryan Bland. UM 28, FAMU 3. UM - Ferguson 1-yard run (Prewitt Collins threw for 152 yards and two kickl. Drive: 68 yards, 8 play touchdowns on 11-1 S passing Time: 4:35 left. Key plays: Ryan However, the workhorse of the Clement 15-yard pass to Ferguson: offense was Danyell Ferguson, who Clement 40-yard pass to Green UM 35, FAMU 3. used 20 carries in the first half to propel him to 129 yards on the THIRD QUARTER ground and 171 yards overall. UM - Tony Gaiter 46 yard punt return (Prewitt kick). Time: 5:21 The big story came from those left. UM 42, FAMU 3. who played long after the starters FOURTH QUARTER had come out of the game. Seven [ \\ - Dyral McMillan 3-yard run Hurricanes saw iheir firsl collegiate (Prewitt kick). Drive: 50-yards. 8 action Saturday as the lopsided plays. Time: 6:14 left. Kev plays: score and injuries allowed Davis to Nate Brooks causes and recover', fumble on FAMU punt return to se plav • handful of young players. up UM on the 50-yard line. UM 49 Freshman Richard Mercier was FAMU 3. pushed all the way up Io starting righl guard on Ihe offensive line Attendance: 57, 721. after a series of injuries depleted the TEAM line this week. Following in his HURRICANES RATTLERS steps were freshmen Nick Williams First downs-total 23 17 at fullback and defensive lineman FW (buns rushing 11 Chad Pegues. 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Vtet.y-jatriflp://^ •••••••••••Bi ACCENT Page 6 • THE HURRICANE • Tuesday, September 12, 1995 The Lowe looms LARGER Museum gets facelift to exhibit more art By COREY MOSELEY things w'herT bxp'anding." said 0*e» ch4j»ge^-designe"^r\ d by aarchin - Staff Writer Dursum. "Some Ore closed for over teiKftouJei'Harrison Pawlley . Students visiting the Lowe Art a year or more." inoMeW aMim.ii gallery connecting Museum have been greeled with a Despite the relatively short time ihtMMSon to the old museum. 24- surprise — a sign that reads: the museum will be closed, there lo<^ftdljng$ will give the museum "closed for renovations." are some who feel that delays might the outward appearance of being The museum will add 10,000 interfere with the enjoyment two stories high, though the muse square feel to its present 23.000- derived from viewing the exhibits. um will only be one story. square-foot area of exhibitions. "I understand the need for reno "These additions will give the With the additional space. 40 per vations, and an increase that allows Lowe more of a physical presence," cent ofthe museum's collection can more displays to be shown is bene said Dursum. "We want to create a be displayed. Prior to renovation ficial to everyone." said Tracy visual library, and with greater vol proceedings, only 20 perceni of the Polker-Fischel, a sophomore who is ume more of an art presence is collection was able to be shown. an art major. "However, these ren achieved." According lo Brian Dursum. ovations will result in the Lowe Though the new addition will director of the Lowe, renovations being closed for an entire semester. certainly give the Lowe greater are scheduled to be completed by Ultimately, the pros outweigh the architectural presence on campus, either late November or early cons." the question arises as to whether lhe December. After reopening in The Lowe, which has been on- Lowe is recognized as a pan of L'M January, the Lowe will close before campus since 1951, has had four by students. A 1991 survey con a spring reopening. A later opening major renovations. The present ducted by School of Business slu date will probably be attributed to renovations are the first since 1961. denls revealed that 80 percent of permit dilemmas or the renovation The $2.5 million renovation will those surveyed realized that the going over-budget. culminate in two galleries for Lowe was located on campus. The "All museums go through these changing displays and exhibitions. survey also showed lhat 60 percent of those surveyed had visited lhe Lowe once. Of that group. 30 per cent had repeal visitations. "Not many colleges have major museums as a part of the campus." said Dursum. "About 41 campuses have museums." Another concern is student inter est in the Lowe. With another sur vey in the works, more advertising and programs designed for residents and commuter students are two ways to further interest in the Lowe. "If there was more publicity about special events (hal went on, I wouldn't mind checking it out." said sophomore Roger Williams. "If the Lowe had a new exhibit I might find interesting. I'd need lo hear about it before it moves on. Otherwise, myself and others will DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Editor DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Editor miss out and not even realize it.' The Lowe Art Museum, above, is closed (or the next lew monthi ds the building undergoes renovations. Registrar Susan Lucke holds an artist's rendering of the new Lowe. Bon Jovi gives covers a bad name at Miami Arena "Bon Cougar Mellencamp," a.k.a. Bon Jovi, played familiar to me again. I even spotted a few "We (insert lhe Miami Arena on Saturday. Sept. 9. heart here) U Bon Jovi" hand-made signs. The crowd I was there. started throwing roses on-stage. The purple, pink and When Bon Jovi made their post- yellow stage lights added that necessary romantic illu break-up comeback, Jon Bon Jovi mination. But then Bon began his third cover tune. got his hair cut. John Cougar-style. If Bon Jovi is going to cover a song, they might as Although it has gotten a bit longer, well cover one that hasn't been covered 80 times Jon's "ripping" harmonica solos, his already, but maybe they get their ideas from MTV. In use of a tambourine or Mexican the midst of all this rehashing of old-songs-turned- shaker-things in almost every song alternative, borrowing a "covered cover" from 10.000 and his new acoustic numbers (intc Maniacs was a logical choice. "Because the Night" jected with favorites from oldies st. served as Bon's intro to "Blaze of Glory." tions around the country) really mak. SUZY an old fan wonder. BUCKLEY "...but when the Satanic-Elvis- Whal happened lo the hair? The Concert spandex-multicolored rocker pants? Reviewer Blow-Up-Doll-from-Hell span The acid-washed jean jacket? Okay, those things we can do without, and Bon ning the entire height ofthe Jovi's valiant effort to lose their "favorite-band-of- Miami Arena came to life, I p.w.t.-rockers-in-the-80's" stigma jusi might work. I was preparing for a night of old-fashioned Bon Jovi knew the band was losing it." as I took in the traditional leather/beer/cigarette smoke- smelling ambiance of the Arena. After missing the The show really took a turn during "Sleep When I'm opening band, Dokken (thank God). I made my way to Dead," when things started blowing up — literally. I my seat pasl many hairsprayed bangs, tight-jean-wear figured Bon really did intend to carry out this '50s/'60s ing men and women, aging bimbo groupies, and long rock theme when a large, inflatable jukebox suddenly haired guys. ballooned on-stage, but when the Satanic-Llvis-Blow- Everything about lhe night was going very "Bon Up-Doll-from-Hell spanning the entire height of the Jovi." From the promoters' pre-concert music choice Miami Arena came to life, I knew the band was losing of Guns 'N' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" to an old it. one from ZZ Top, I thought I was prepared. I really After more schizophrenic covers like "Papa Was a did. Then I looked ai the stage set-up. Rolling Stone" and "Jumpin' Jack Flash," Bon Jovi Missing was the usual large, contemptuous, "BON then resumed to normalcy w ith "Bad Medicine." JOVI" identification backdrop. Instead, the band went "I quit," Jon teased, in conventional rock-band fash with the "brick-wall-with-portraits-of-Elvis-and-James- ion. "That's it... No more... I'm too old for this; I'm Brown" motif. 33!" Something's going on here. Is this the same Bon I Maybe he is loo old for ihis. because after the cheer know? ing crowd urged him lo continue, the band resumed The lights go down, and I had predicted they'd open with the college-frat-party favorile "Shout." with something more "Bad Medicine" or "You Give The lengthy encore included everything from hand- Love A Bad Name"-ish, but they chose to cover swaying ballads like "Always" and "Bed of Roses" lo "Helter Skelter" instead. choice early cuts like "Runaway" and "I'd Die for Didn't pop-rock-altemative band U2 cover lhat song You." They even played "Wanted (Dead or Alive)", a while back? Bono Jovi. but noticeably absent were the staple Bon fireworks as The next one made me feel old. I actually had to ask the song gels "heavy." a 12-year-old girl with a scrunchie around her wrist and I was especially surprised and happy to hear "Blood a beeper which song it was. "Hey God," a single off on Blood" off their "New Jersey" album — until they Bon's latest "These Days" album, didn't quite do it for changed a line. me, but things finally perked up when the band played The song's lyrics are: "But me. I'm just a singer, in a "Livin' On a Prayer" and "Keep the Faith." long-haired rock 'n' roll band." I suppose Jon Bon Jovi At this point, 12 concert-goers of the pre-pubescent has a new image to uphold, because he unmistakably and over-30 variety, all of whom I can only guess to be altered the lyrics to: "But me, I'm just a singer in a radio contest winners, actually came and sat down on rock 'n' roll batld." both sides of the stage at pseudo-bars and proceeded lo The crowd seemed lo love Bon, and I was admittedly drink bottled water. shocked to see the Arena looking nearly full. Bon Jovi What was this? Bon, what are you doing? always put on a good concert, and as much as I When the band decided to slow things down a bit, • DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Editor laughed, I really had a great time. I think that society they plunged inlo the title cut from the new album. Straight from the MTV Music Video Awards, Jon Bon Jovi rocks the Arena with a new sound and hairdo. may soon accept them as an "All-American rock band" "Call me a hopeless romantic," Jon cried with rather than belonging to "heavy metal/hard rock" genre. absolute sincerity. "But I'm still a believer, a hopeless shows. The band plays a slow one. The lighters are actually held. This was a little disappointing, but I got My only disappointment was that they didn't play optimisi in these days of pessimism." methodologically raised. Doesn't anyone smoke any over it. "Jack and Diane." It started out as a nice little rocker ballad, and I more? Well, I guess that mosl of the crowd was either Bon redeemed himself with "Somelhin' for the Suzy Buckley is a junior majoring in public relations expected the Arena to be all aglow in the flames of cig not old enough, or with iheir parents, because I can Pain," one of his better "post-Young-Guns" efforts. and economics. She is the chairperson of Hurricane arette lighters. That's just how it goes at these kinds of probably count on one hand the number of lighters And as I began lo look around, il all started to look Productions' conceit division. Tuesday, September 12, 1995 • THE HURRICANE • Page 7 -_i_-m_i_'__mamm__mmml_-W__-__^_)!l^^ A c c e n Mar HAETEIEIIEL JOHITUBTUHRO DELROILUIDO Comic play 'Kvetch' performed at Area Stage The Area Stage Company presents the play Kvetch, named "Best Comedy of Ihe Year" in 1991 by the Evening Standard. 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A cocktail reception to meet the artist will lake place - at 6 p m. on Sept. 15 at the Dorsch An Gallery, located at 2157 SW 13 „,Avc,.The exhibit will mn through Oct. 7. Admission is free to the public. For more information, call 856-4080. Brass instruments featured at New World Symphony New World Symphony presents their fall season starting with a brass concert, featuring Rolf Smedvig on trumpet, at 8 p.m. on Sept. 13 at the Lincoln Theatre, located al 555 Lincoln Road. Tickets for this concert are free. For more information, call 673-3331. _i|l|.tyI[d|.'Jjrf[.'Ii.'I[.'I[jI^ IMM >app -W»if CLOcKeRS Yoy>/ JIK , \\t\rY. yoJ> r+tre pcitfoi q*fcfx«_,( liMlESimMESlAilEM^ ISAIAH man m DAVID PH WE II •SUE BLANCHARO **S RICHARO PRICSROSAUESllIE N V m. Ml smi,n fflC0UCI SPIKE LEE JON KILIK MOKIY ROSS r»Sl!RICHARO PHICE J!RICHARD PRICE ANO SPIKE ![[E B?MARIINSCORSES E M1TWICT1D 4-9 Greeks an? %L E_ao "•«« annua »«i3i:w' OHItllO UHI^M. •fciG&esr -.tf-O^ i ;w la-it*) a mxsw. 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I am con .time it is not the (or suicidal) students from streaking vinced that there are really only a "H across Ponce, mindless of the traffic handful of people who go to games author's mistake you're reading. That is the that's been forced to screech to a who know which is the right stop; actual sen teeth-jarring halt. the other four thousand of us just tence heard No, they're not honking out of hope that we end up in a Metro car at ihe begin school spirit; they're honking with the enlightened few so we can ning of because they jusi came uncomfort follow ihem off the train. This is the every fool- ably close to getting green and lemming herd menlalily at ils finest. ball game. orange smeared under their tires, or L'pon exiting tlie Metro, lines and Despite the those little Ibis face decals pressed crouds of people wanting to take fact lhat onto their windshields. Go Canes! the buses to the Orange Bowl spon Miami U. is The nexl hurdle is surviving the taneously develop at any inch of the in Ohio and Platform Crush. As everyone lines curb thai isn't already occupied. we here in LAUREN up on lhe platform, it never fails The rule of thumb here is lhat no Florida like HOWARD that someone way down on ihe matter where you are standing (and lo call our south end of the station will lean a this is especially true if you are at selves the U. Hurricjne little bit over the track to try and ihe apparent head of a somewhat of Miami, Columnist spot the train coming. Then ihe next amorphous line), ihe bus will pull ihis harmless person has to lean a linle bit more up to you, slow down so that lhe little epithet is a football tradition, over to analyze the situation as driver can grin maniacally, then and as everyone here in Coral well, until by the north end of the proceed to a stopping point fourteen Gables knows, one thing you don't station some studenls have over 90 feet beyond you leasing you at the mess with is football (I guess Sports percent of their bodies parallel to very end of the line, sucking Illustrated hasn't caught on yet). the platform, hanging horizontally exhaust and contemplating support The first event in a traditional and precariously over those five- ing a more fan-friendly activity at football Saturday is the 300 Meter million-volt electrical rails that L'M like the bowling team. Metrorail Dash. It actually begins could probably toast an Ibis before As (hey say, there's nothing as as a leisurely walk, bul without Bosie can say, "Palm trees." sacred as tradition, and a place like warning, can morph into an all-out, Finally a train comes (those Miami has to hold onto every one no-holds-barred, screaming sprint blinking lights are also a great clue it's got. So. everyone, say it with when the train conies into view. as to a train's imminent arrival i. feeling (all together now), "Hail to The odds that anyone who is wll and everyone piles on, sweaty and the spirit of Miami V." on Dickinson Drive will make it to knowing there is no way any of Lauren Howard is a senior the platform before the doors slide them will get a seat. majoring in biology. Fuhrman plea hopes to save O.J. ££"¥*wish to assert my Fifih the most pivotal witnesses to her remarks caught on tape and played Amendment privilege" case, as he matter-of-faciK pled the in open court for all the world lo TkThos e words from former Fiflh on all questions thai Simpson hear L A P D defense attorney. Gerald I elman, Asking Fuhrman this provocative delect i ve posed to him dunng his five-imnuie question was done for one reason Mark slay on the stand. Those questions and one reason only. The "dream Fuhrman included whether he had planted the leam." who confirmed during court destroyed evidence. hearings lasi Thursday lhat the prosecu Does ihis mean thai the racist cop Simpson would nol lake lhe stand tion's case in did plant ihe evidence and as a because he need not do so wnh die the soap result O.J. should have ihe charges prosecution'] case "in shambles" opera lhal is against hun dropped? Can O.J. once (iheir words, nol nunei, was fully lhe OJ. again claim his role of the aware that the former football hero Simpson American hero he was prior to ihe would be shredded bv the prosecu inal. double murders of Ron Goldman tors, if he were lo lake lhe stand and DAMIAN P. It was and his ex-wife Nicole Hrown- as a result further destroy his public GREGORY quite a dif Simpson? One would assume so, image. ferent Mark Hurricane bul because fuhmian pled the Fifth The solution'1 After an obviously Fuhrman Columnist does it mean lhat he did necessarily racist cop pleads the Fifth, perpetu -1 who plant the evidence The wording (if ate the public's belief that once one returned to the stand late last the Fifih Amendment would lead pleads the Fifth then one is auto Wednesday afternoon to answer (he general public to believe thai. matically guilty and free youi client questions based on lhe contents of However, Uelman and oiher irom potentially embarrassing testi the infamous tapes, which contain members of OJ.'s so-called "dream mony lhat could be more damaging interviews (hal reflect his attitudes leam" did no play fair in court 10 his image. An image thai will French nuclear testing unnecessary toward African-Americans. When Wednesday when they asked once again be worth millions once Mark Fuhrman entered the court Fuhrman if he had indeed planted the trial is over and he is set free. n an era when the possibility of nuclear the world for its actions? room, the honest, confident, any evidence. The "dream team" There is one thing thai the Armageddon has almost been completely eradicated Of course it should. Not only has it disrupted the bal squeaky-clean all-American cop asked these questions knowing full "dream team" has conveniently by treaties and peace negotiations, what the hell do ance of power, confidence, and trust amongst the super I had become a stone-faced, emotion well that the former detective would overlooked, however. Simpson the French feel they will accomplish by detonating sev powers, it may have eventually prompted many smaller less former cop who looked as if he be forced to take ihe Fifth so as to himself has also asserted his Fifth eral atomic bombs in the countries into adopting a more aggressive defensive had been caught with his hand in avoid further questioning. It was Amendment privilege. Draw your Pacific? policy. the cookie jar. clearly understood before Fuhrman own conclusions. Well, in addition io destroying After fifty years of work to gel the super-powers' fin Lead prosecutor Marcia Clark look the stand that he would plead Damian I'. Gregory is a sopho the fragile ecology of the gers off lhe button, the French are doing their best to was less lhan pleased to see the the Fifth on all matters asked of him more majoring in broadcast jour Mururoa Atoll, the French claim put those fingers back on. heavily guarded former cop, one of while testifying, in light of his racist nalism mid political science. thai the tests are necessary to The French maintain that verbal condemnations and verify their current nuclear arse peace protests will not do much to deter further tests. nal. Reality check: What the Thus, the United States has to lead the way in punish IN OUR OPINION French really want is one thing ing the French by hitting them where it really hurts, ... R-E-S-P-E-C-T. their pockets. In this world money doesn't talk, it After all, the last time the screams. Proposal will ruin federal college loans French military mobilized on its ARMANDO This French transgression would also be a great own to defend French interests, BONICHE opportunity for the United States to settle a score with any students at this University, as well as absence of the 1998 reductions students will also fear it got whipped by the Hurricjnc our "comrades." During the Gulf War, the allies other private universities and colleges, are being able to pay ihe interest rales if they continue to Vietnamese at Diem Bien Phu. Columnist (including the French), had to fight against French air- Mable to afford the enormous tuition costs increase. And before that, the French ~'~ crafts and weapons utilized by Hussein's forces. through the use of siudent loans. Some use a particular The proposal also calls for lhe elimination of the six- only lasted little more than a Whal kind of an ally sells the enemy the very type of loan, a federal college loan. month grace period sludents receive after commence* month against the Nazis during World War II. Face it, weapons they will redirect at them dunng a future con Republicans are now proposing many changes to that new. the French have shown the prowess of a tortoise in their frontation? And although it is known that the US sup loan cost program that will affect the students' abilities lt is extremely difficult, especially in today's job pnor military engagements. ported Hussein during ihe Iran-Iraq War, at least the to afford the loan costs. market, to find employment fresh out of college in the Does this longing desire to rekindle a sense of tenaci US did not give him any Apache helicopters or stealth In these proposals the Republicans wish lo increase field of choice. This, coupled with the lask of finding ty justify France's resumption of nuclear tests? fighters to use against us at a later date. If this is the the "origination fee" by another one percent, raising it and affording a place to live, makes it almost impossi Of course it doesn't. The only nuclear threats loom kind of global diplomacy that the French choose to to two percent. Another proposal is to eliminate the ble to start paying loans off lhe day after graduation. ing on the horizon are several third world, fundamen embrace, I can only say one thing. Liberie, egalite, fra- interest rate reductions planned for 1998. All the borrowers would become outlaws upon receiv talist countries who pride themselves on having a ternite: no. Stupidity, hostility, cowardice: yes. By increasing the "origination fee," sludenls who ing a diploma bomb. Armando Boniche is sophomore majoring in geogra need the loans will be discouraged from accepting the If the Republicans continue to promote this plan into Should France face the condemnation of the rest of phy. loans for fear of not being able to pay lhe fee. With ihe passing, the result will be educational destruction. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Editor in Chief William Wachsberger Business Manager Robert C. Kerr Hurncan c Advertising Founded 1927 Senior Adviser Sigman Splichal Financial Adviser Raymonde Bilger An Afttoriated Collegiate Press Hall of Fame Newspaper The Miami Hurricane business office is located at I JOb Stanlord Ot. Whitten The Miami HurrtxtrH' is published semi-sveeklv dunng the regular academ News Editor Assistant Accent Editor Ad Designer University Center, kocim __1 < or*I ic ytar and ll edited and produced by undergraduale studenls jt the Sara Frederick Victor lose Otero Liesse Potter Gables, ll. DI 24-6922. Clauified ijntviM-srtvof Miami. 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