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A the Stanley Cup Finals twice and won it in team has a contract to play here for 30 years.” t 2003. But it also might have to do with its Sunrise Commissioner Neil Kerch, name. The Tampa Bay Lightning repre- who attended the recent NHL Draft sents the Tampa Bay area. The Panthers, Jack Seiler tells New Times. “I’ve been ap- misguided, because if sports has taught us with Panthers ownership, also seems on the other hand, represent — Florida? proached by numerous people over the anything, it’s that fans go maniacal not so appalled by the suggestion. In 2014, a blog post on browardbeat. years who have suggested that the name much for the uniforms, the arena, or even the “The Panthers have always been great com suggested that city officials in Fort change would benefit the team, the city, players, but for the city the team represents. partners with the city, and I look forward Lauderdale were cooking up a plan to and the greater Fort Lauderdale area.” As a result, regional rivalries have formed in to continuing our relationship with such rename the team “the Fort Lauderdale But, Seiler insists, the conversation never the other pro sports leagues. The Dolphins a great organization as the Panthers,” Panthers.” The reasoning, the site said, went further. “I haven’t discussed the versus the Buccaneers, the Heat versus the he says. “My discussions focused on was to give the team a more regional feel. name change with the current owner- Magic, the Hurricanes versus the Seminoles. ways to build a stronger partnership be- Nothing further came from that report, ship or management of the Panthers.” These games matter because fans like to tween the Panthers and Sunrise. A name but the idea has been bandied about. Still, there are several reasons the brag about their city being the best. The Pan- change was never mentioned to me.” “I’ve heard and read about that rumor city should reconsider taking this up: thers have no city. They were born in Fort Still, if the Panthers want to compete | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art for several years,” Fort Lauderdale Mayor Civic pride: When Wayne Huizenga was Lauderdale, played their first few seasons with the , the Miami Dol- awarded the team in 1993, he named it the in Miami, and now host games in Sunrise. phins, and the Tampa Bay Lightning, a in honor of the endangered Cooler-looking swag: Fans cheer for city name change would be a good start. READ MORE NEWS DAILY AT cat but also because he wanted the team laundry and the name of their home- BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM. to represent all of Florida. His effort was town emblazoned on it. And this is where [email protected]

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ifty years of bloody conflict in Colombia — thousands of deaths from firefights, sniper attacks, bombings, assassinations, and mass executions — and it all comes down to this: a group of gov- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ernment negotiators and rebel leaders sitting around a big table, New Times Broward-palm B each talking about land reform and crop subsidies and what is needed Fto achieve a just and lasting peace. The latest round of talks between Colombian officials and representatives of the guerrilla movement known as the FARC began in Havana in 2012. The delegates from the FARC (short for Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia, or the Revolutionary Armed Forces) tend to dress casually, in short- sleeved shirts or guayaberas and the occasional beret. But there is nothing casual about their objectives. Just ask the empty chair. For the past three years, the guerrillas have kept a seat at the negotiating table vacant, reserved for a former FARC commander named Simón Trinidad. Trinidad played a significant role in previous peace talks held between 1999 and 2002, and this time he has been named by the FARC as a plenipotentiary, one of five top negotiators for the group. The FARC leadership has insisted that his participation is vital to any settlement. But Trinidad has yet to attend the talks. Instead, the rebels have brought along a life-sized cardboard cutout of him, which they produce for news M ONTH conferences and photo ops — an eerie totem of a balding, gray-stubbled, ag- J uly

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guru or Mr. Clean. 16-J Trinidad, whose birth name is Juvenal Ovidio Ricardo Palmera Pineda, will uly turn 65 at the end of this month. No doubt he would like to be with his comrades ONTH

in Havana. But he has a previous commitment in Colorado — where, for the 22, 2015 past seven years, he has been a resident of the U.S. Penitentiary Administra- XX, 2008 tive Maximum, better known as ADX. In the highest-security prison in North America, Trinidad is serving a 60-year sentence for “conspiracy to commit hostage-taking,” based on a kidnapping that occurred on another continent — and without, his attorneys insist, any direct involvement on his part. >> p8 Illustration by Edel Rodriguez Edel by Illustration 77 Gone Guerrilla from p7

ADX is known for entombing gang lead- ers, drug lords, and other high-risk prisoners in profound isolation. Its current guest list includes Unabomber Ted Kaczynski, shoe bomber Richard Reid, Aryan Brotherhood leader Barry Mills and double agent Robert Hanssen. Trinidad is housed in H Unit, a browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com kind of prison within the prison, reserved for al Qaeda operatives and others linked to global terrorism. He’s a special adminis- trative measures (SAMs) case, one of four dozen inmates in the federal prison system designated as such by the U.S. attorney gen-

ts | o N te ts eral. SAMs inmates are considered such a severe threat to national security that their mail, visits, attorney contacts, and other communication with the outside world are severely monitored and restricted. The SAMs designation means that Trini- dad is not allowed to speak to the media, out- side supporters, or just about anyone else. His mail and phone contacts are limited

ews | pulp c y | N ews to a couple of family members and his at- torney, who cannot publicly divulge any of the information his client has conveyed to him. Although Trinidad has a televi- sion, his reading material is also restricted. His contact with other inmates — most

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t he doesn’t speak theirs — is minimal. He showers and eats and defecates in an 80-square-foot cell, spending 23 hours a day there. He is a ghost in exile, incommunicado and all but invisible, a guerrilla in the mist. In the United States, few people have ever heard of Trinidad. But in his native country, he’s long been a subject of fascination, re- vulsion, speculation, and strenuous debate. Photo by Carlos Villalon/Newsmakers/Getty Images A son of the ruling elite, a family man with from the larger controversy surrounding FARC top commanders Simón Trinidad (right), Joaquin Gomez (center), and Jairo speak liberal leanings and promising dual careers the FARC itself. The guerrillas represent with journalists October 5, 2000. as a banker and economics professor, he themselves as a Marxist-Leninist army, allied became radicalized by the waves of political with Colombia’s peasant class against the has had in years — and has traveled to Colombia But the man who couldn’t leave now finds forces of imperialism. But the group has been and to the peace talks in Cuba on his behalf. himself in the harshest exile imaginable

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art violence in Colombia in the 1980s and fled | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | to the mountains to join the FARC at the age condemned by several countries and human- But trying to interpret the signals coming out — imprisoned thousands of miles from his of 37. Over the next 16 years, he emerged as a rights organizations for its reliance on the of those talks is like reading coca leaves. A few homeland, in a prison within a prison, with- highly effective negotiator and apologist for kidnapping and extortion of civilians, as weeks ago, Sergio Jaramillo, Colombia’s peace out even the right to speak. And all of the hos- the guerrillas, even as the acts of violence and well as its alleged conscription of underaged commissioner, told the BBC that resolving Trin- tage negotiations are in someone else’s hands. terror attributed to them increased sharply. combatants; up to one-quarter of its troops idad’s situation should be part of any accord In some ways, Trinidad’s journey to are said to be younger than 18 years old. In reached. But Bernard Aronson, the U.S. State any of the stories that circulate extremism seems like a microcosm of the the territories it controls, the FARC also taxes Department’s special envoy to the talks, has said about Simón Trinidad are of country’s tumult, its decades of drug wars, and protects farms, processing facilities, the issue of Trinidad’s future “isn’t on the table.” Mdubious origin. Various news re- and unresolved civil strife. His capture and and airstrips involved in Colombia’s cocaine Recently, Miami’s Republican presi- ports and a Wikipedia entry assert that he extradition by the Americans has only added trade — a $10-billion-a-year business that has dential hopeful Marco Rubio introduced attended Harvard, which simply isn’t true; to his legend. Although federal prosecutors found its primary market in the United States. a resolution in the U.S. Senate opposing he never lived in the United States until he brought a battery of charges against him in Since the late 1990s, the U.S. government any repatriation of the “convicted narco- was brought here as a prisoner. There are four trials, having to do with drug trafficking has poured billions of dollars into fight- terrorist” Simón Trinidad, arguing that claims that he stole 30 million pesos and and the kidnapping of three Americans work- ing the FARC and the cocaine cartels. The his release would be unprecedented and financial records from his bank, to be used ing for a defense contractor, they managed to conviction of Trinidad, the highest-ranking send the wrong message to other terror- in extortion plots when he joined the FARC, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm convict him of only a single conspiracy count commander ever captured, was considered ism groups. The Obama administration has but no evidence of the alleged embezzle- — and then asked for, and got, the maximum a substantial coup. As the federal pros- denied having any formal dialogue with ment has ever been presented in court. sentence. His supporters consider Trini- ecutors saw it, anyone so prominent in the Colombia about such a move, but Rubio’s Some of the stories seem more plausible dad not a terrorist but a political prisoner, a FARC — even if Trinidad’s primary duties, office cites reports of back-channel discus- than others. Take, for example, a story that key figure in the struggle for reform, a man it seems, involved education and training sions about Trinidad “at the highest levels.” Trinidad himself has told about a crucial Colombian and American authorities col- rather than military operations — must How much of that chatter has penetrated moment in his political education: the day

XX, 2012 XX, luded to remove from the equation by bury- have blood as well as cocaine on his hands. the cone of silence around Trinidad’s su- soldiers came to his door and, without expla-

22, 2015 22, ing him in a supermax in another country. All of which makes the rebels’ insistence permax cell is anyone’s guess. At one of nation, handcuffed and blindfolded him, put

ONTH “They haven’t been able to achieve a mili- on Trinidad’s participation in the peace talks his trials in 2007, he explained to the jury him in a cattle truck, and hauled him away. uly tary solution to the problems in Colombia,” a quandary for Colombian authorities and the that his decision to join the guerrillas came That was in 1979, when he was still in

16-J says Tom Burke, spokesman for the National U.S. State Department. “I find the situation very down to a choice between armed rebellion his 20s. Ricardo Palmera, as he was known XX–M encouraging,” says attorney Mark Burton, who or going into exile. And exile, he said, was uly Committee to Free Ricardo Palmera, a group back then, wasn’t used to such treatment. J that protested outside the courthouse during now represents Trinidad in his efforts to obtain unthinkable: “It meant leaving my country, His father was a prominent attorney and ONTH

M Trinidad’s trials. “They need to find a political release. “The FARC has continually said they leaving the land I was born in, leaving my a senator of the republic; his grandfather solution, and Simón Trinidad is part of that.” will not sign the peace agreement without him.” family, leaving my friends, leaving my ideals. had been a governor. The family had cattle The argument over whether Trinidad Burton recently visited his client in ADX — It meant leaving everything behind, break- ranches, cotton farms, and decades of involve- 88 is a criminal or a scapegoat is inseparable the first active legal representation Trinidad ing with everything. I was incapable of it.” ment in Colombia’s liberal party. >> p10 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC

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9 Gone Guerrilla from p8 and told him that he would rather join the guerrillas than leave the country. Arenas let As a young man working for a state agrar- him linger in camp a few weeks to give talks ian bank, Palmera traveled frequently to about Colombian history and economics remote areas of the country. He saw first- during the “cultural hour.” As the surge of hand the poverty of the peasant farmers, violence against the UP continued in the cit- the overwhelming political and economic ies, Arenas told him he could stay on. Ricardo power of the large landowners. He returned Palmera disappeared, and Simón Trinidad, to Valledupar and took a job at the Popular the alias he adopted in the FARC, was born. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com University of Cesar as an economics profes- He took three months of military train- sor, where he fell in with left-leaning fac- ing, steeling his aging body to endure the ulty members pushing for political reform. hardships of guerrilla life. He expected the He also married, and he had a young son peace process would soon resume. But the and an infant daughter when the soldiers years piled up. He took up with a new female showed up at his house and took him away. companion, a guerrilla he referred to as the They kept him at an army base for five Beautiful Lucero; their daughter, Alix, was days. Most of the time, he had no food or wa- born in 1992. In 1994, he was named second ter. Interrogators yammered at him night and in command of the 41st Front, a unit of more day, wanting to know what he knew about the than a hundred soldiers. Five years after ELN, or National Liberation Army, a smaller that, he was a FARC delegate at peace talks group than the FARC. Trinidad denied any with the conservative Pastrana adminis- ties to the group. His family protested his tration, marathon sessions that stretched detention and eventually secured his re- over several years and ultimately failed. lease — but not before a colonel delivered The organization he embraced was a a warning. This time you’re going free, he bundle of deadly contradictions. The guer- said, but next time your life will be worth 14 rillas claimed to be working for peace, but pesos — the cost of a nine-millimeter bullet. they attacked police stations and planted After his arrest and interrogation, Palmera land mines, destroyed pipelines and bridges. began to distance himself from what he They said they wanted justice, but they kid- regarded as the timidity of mainstream lib- napped civilians and held them for ransom, eral politics. He joined a reform group in sometimes for months or years — a money- the Valledupar area called Common Cause raising venture known as “economic reten- and then an entirely new political party, the tion.” They also abducted soldiers, police Unión Patriótica, which had been forged officers, or political leaders they hoped to out of a 1984 cease-fire agreement with the trade for their own imprisoned comrades. FARC; the idea was that the party would pro- Just where Trinidad fit into the FARC’s ac- vide a means of participation in the political tivities was a matter of keen interest to military process for guerrillas who agreed to intelligence, the Colombian popular press, and and rejoin Colombian society. Despite its the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. openly Marxist platform, its candidates won It became an even more challenging puzzle several seats in the Colombian Senate and the after the guerrillas captured three American Chamber of Representatives, as well as doz- citizens, then announced that Trinidad was ens of municipal mayoral and council posts. the man to talk to about getting them back. The tilt to the left alarmed the landed gentry. Over the next few months, more n the morning of February 13, | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY | STAGE PULP | CONTENTS | | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART than a thousand UP members were assas- 2003, high above the mountains sinated by paramilitary groups. Palmera O of southeastern Colombia, the began to get death threats too, telling him single engine of a Cessna plane contain- to leave or die. At first, he ignored them, ing five men suddenly failed. As the plane convinced that the UP would gain ground dived toward the green immensity of and the situation would improve. Then a fel- the rainforest, intelligence analyst Keith low professor and UP member, a man who’d Stansell managed to send a mayday mes- helped Palmera start a faculty union at the sage to the American embassy in Bogotá. university, was killed. A few weeks later, “We have lost engine,” Stansell reported. another close friend in the UP died from an “We’re looking for a spot on the ridge to assassin’s bullet. Palmera’s father told him set down. We’re just looking for a spot it was time for him to leave the country. here. Down. We’re going down now.” Palmera remembered what the colonel The unplanned landing was bad news for had said about his life being worth the price more than the usual reasons. Not only was of a bullet. He sent his wife to Mexico City; there no road in sight but the entire territory, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM his son and daughter, 11 and 8 years old, soon for miles in every direction, was controlled by followed, accompanied by their uncle. But the FARC. Four of the men in the plane were Palmera couldn’t get around to boarding a Americans, employees of California Micro- plane himself. He kept trying to figure out a wave Systems, a subsidiary of Pentagon con- way to stay, to help the UP. He called up party tractor Northrop Grumman. Their job was to leader Pardo, whom he’d met during the 1986 take pictures of cocaine fields and processing

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M police before he could be questioned. 30,000 feet to avoid taking fire from the guer- Palmera went to Pardo’s funeral. Then he rillas. Now it was headed right toward them. went into the mountains to meet with Jacobo As the plane plummeted into range, 10 10 Arenas, one of the founders of the FARC, a guerrilla leader on the ground radioed browardpalmbeach.com her commander. “There’s a bug flying browardpalmbeach.com here very low,” she reported. “If it’s a fumigator, could we burn it?” “If it’s low, burn that tail,” her com- mander replied. “Play him some music.” The guerrillas opened fire. Amazingly, a clearing loomed below. The plane hit once, bounced, hit again. The fuselage ripped open like paper. Pilots Tom Howes and Tom Janis were knocked unconscious by the impact. Passengers Stansell and Marc Gonsalves, | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | another analyst, tried to drag them out of the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | aircraft. The fifth man, a Colombian sergeant named Luis Alcides Cruz, who served as a military observer of the aerial reconnaissance missions, managed to pull himself out of the plane — and was quickly surrounded by guerrillas. In the eyes of the FARC, there was little difference between Sergeant Alcides and the civilian contractors; they were all apparently engaged in spying on the FARC’s positions, all considered prisoners of war. By the time a search team reached the crash site, the guerrillas had cleared out. They left be- hind the bullet-riddled plane and two bodies; Janis had been executed with a single shot to the back of the head, Alcides by one shot in the chest, one in the back. The three other Ameri- cans — Howes, Gonsalves, and Stansell — had been spirited into the jungle. Their families would not see them again for years, except in tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C proof-of-life videos released by the guerrillas. The videos of the gaunt men offered dramatic visual evidence of the long marches, starvation Photo by Gerardo Gomez/AFP/Getty Images rations, and other privations of their captivity. Colombian soldiers escort Simón Trinidad upon his arrival in Bogotá. Despite their poor treatment, the Ameri- cans were regarded by the FARC as valuable ordered to contact Betancourt’s husband, There was only one problem with extra- assets — as important as Ingrid Betancourt, who worked at the French embassy in Quito, dition: “At this time... Palmera does not face the Colombian presidential candidate whom to assure him that his wife was alive and well. criminal charges in the U.S. The Embassy the guerrillas had kidnapped, along with her His interrogators asked him about a is unaware of any pending investigations campaign manager, a year earlier, right after the communiqué that had been posted on the against this well-known narco-terrorist peace talks fell apart. The Americans were kept FARC website several months earlier, list- by U.S. law enforcement agencies.” under guard with Betancourt in remote jungle ing the three Americans and other hostages Burton is convinced that the kidnapping outposts, the location changing as Colombian the group was willing to exchange for the and drug charges eventually filed against his troops probed one section after another. Stash- release of imprisoned guerrillas. The docu- client were devised to justify his removal to ing people in secret camps was no problem; ment named Trinidad and two other FARC the United States, not the other way around. New Times Broward-palm B each during the peace talks, the government had des- members as spokesmen if and when such ne- “The Colombian government wanted to make NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ignated a “demilitarized zone” that was roughly gotiations ever took place. Trinidad insisted a public example of him, to show what would the size of Switzerland and that the FARC that he had never met the three Americans, happen to the FARC leadership if they didn’t found roomy enough to accommodate numer- had no involvement in their abduction, and surrender,” he says. “It was a political move.” ous cocaine operations as well as hostages. didn’t know where they were being held. Capturing Trinidad was unquestionably The hide-and-seek went on for months. At The communiqué suggested that Trinidad a political victory for Uribe. Extraditing him, one point, Colombian troops raided a camp had far more authority in the FARC than though, raised tricky questions about Colom- that had been abandoned just hours earlier. he claimed. Surprisingly, though, the pres- bian sovereignty. Was Uribe working for the Personal belongings of the Americans had sure to extradite him to the United States Americans, or were they working for him? As been left behind, along with a notebook con- in connection with the kidnapping of the the date of Trinidad’s extradition approached, taining receipts for the transfer of the “grin- three Americans was coming primarily from the FARC grumbled that consigning its com- gos” and other hostages from one guerrilla the Colombian government. A confidential rade to an American supermax would make unit to another. But the gringos were gone. cable from the American embassy disclosed future prisoner exchanges difficult. The Uribe Other raids met with no more success. by WikiLeaks indicates that, within days of administration responded that the extradition The first promising break in the search came Trinidad’s capture, Colombian President could be stopped if the FARC would release in early 2004, with the arrest of Simón Trini- Álvaro Uribe was imploring the Bush admin- the 63 political and military hostages it report- dad in Quito, Ecuador. He was carrying false istration to take the guerrilla off his hands. edly held, including the three Americans. identification papers and was accompanied The cable describes Trinidad as “an influ- The showdown ended with a shackled M ONTH

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daughter. Trinidad requested political asy- who “helped manage FARC finances and for Florida. He shouted “Vivan las FARC!” XX–M lum from local authorities, but he was soon drug trafficking operations.” (Trinidad has and “Viva [FARC commander-in-chief ] Man- 16-J deported and incarcerated in Colombia. denied involvement in the cocaine trade and uel Marulanda!” defiantly from the tarmac. uly In interviews with Colombian investiga- denied being one of the 25 members of the During the flight, FBI agents took ONTH tors and an FBI agent, Trinidad said he’d general staff, which works directly under turns getting their pictures taken sit- 22, 2015 been sent to Ecuador by the FARC leadership the seven-member secretariat that rules the ting next to the prisoner. XX, 2008 on a mission to get the peace process started FARC.) Though the missive concedes that again. He was supposed to get in contact with Trinidad hadn’t played a major role in combat he first trial, on charges related to the United Nations adviser James LeMoyne, operations, it also claims that he “is believed abduction of the three Americans, with whom he’d developed a rapport during to be directly involved in several high-profile T ended in a hung jury. The second previous talks, and urge him to meet with terrorist incidents,” including the abduction time around, prosecutors hammered away FARC leader Raul Reyes. He had also been and murder of a former minister of culture. at the misery inflicted by the FARC’s >> p12 1111 Gone Guerrilla from p11 trafficking charges. The government put on witnesses who claimed that Trinidad kidnappings. One FARC defector described had exhorted coca farmers to deal only how Trinidad ordered him to stand guard with the FARC. Other witnesses claimed over prisoners, collected ransom in two cases, to have seen him at airstrips, oversee- and dispensed propaganda to the troops: “He ing cocaine shipments, on dates when would tell us that the Americans were the he was known to have been attending worst animals on Earth.” The wife of Elias peace talks; by their account, the man was Ochoa, a former mayor of Valledupar who Henry Kissinger by day, Tony Montana by browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com was kidnapped by the FARC, testified about night. But many of the witnesses had cut going to the guerrillas to try to negotiate her their own deals to avoid prosecution. husband’s release and hearing his captors The jury deadlocked, with a majority talking on the radio with their boss, “Com- reportedly favoring acquittal. Prosecu- mander Simón.” She recognized the voice tors decided to retry the case, only to end as that of the man who’d been her profes- up with another hung jury. The drug sor at the university for four semesters. charges were then formally dismissed. ts | o N te ts Trinidad denied that it was his voice on Facing what could be a long prison sen- the radio. He maintained that his rank at the tence on the single conspiracy conviction, time wasn’t high enough to have authority Trinidad learned that the government might over prisoners. (In 2004, while in jail in the be willing to recommend a lighter sentence United States, he was tried in Colombia for — provided, of course, that the FARC im- the Ochoa kidnapping, found guilty, and mediately release Marc Gonsalves, Keith sentenced to 35 years.) He challenged the Stansell, and Tom Howes. The FARC refused. credibility of the defector and took excep- At his 2008 sentencing hearing, Trini- Adalberto Roque/AFP/Getty Images

ews | pulp c y | N ews tion to the idea that he hated Americans; he dad spoke for an hour. He defended the Colombian officials now say that the FARC During a 2013 news conference, heads of loved Hemingway, Steinbeck, Faulkner, the FARC, called his prosecution “a political has fewer than 10,000 armed members. The the FARC delegation speak in front of a American working class, and its civil-rights trial from beginning to end,” and denied FARC disputes those numbers, but it’s clear poster of Simón Trinidad at the Convention movement. He insisted that he had nothing being a terrorist: “It is the terrorist actions the group has lost strength and territory. Palace in Havana. to do with the kidnapping of the Ameri- of the Colombian state that brought me to A man in a supermax cell can follow such cans, that he regarded the whole practice become a member of the FARC, and I will misfortunes only at a great remove, but some- acknowledged that what happened to of holding people for ransom as having “a never allow it to become our practice.” times the losses strike home. A few years Simón Trinidad has made it difficult to ge | Night+ dA

A very high political cost to the organiza- Judge Lamberth gave him 60 years. ago, an attorney informed Trinidad that his convince Trinidad’s comrades to surrender. t tion.” Yet there was no way around it. daughter Alix and the Beautiful Lucero had “I don’t believe that any guerrilla is going “It became a need,” he said. “It be- he FARC responded to Trinidad’s been killed in an air strike on a FARC camp. to turn in his weapon only to go and die in came a necessity to finance the revo- sentence with a promise to keep In the wake of widespread condemna- a U.S. jail,” Santos said a few weeks ago. lutionary struggle in Colombia.” T the American hostages for 60 years. tion for its kidnappings, a practice that even Another sticking point is the fate of The prosecution argued that, even if But their imprisonment lasted only another erstwhile supporters such as Venezuelan Trinidad himself. Burton points out that Sen. Trinidad wasn’t directly involved in hold- six months. Faked radio transmissions, President Hugo Chávez have deplored, the Rubio’s resolution was introduced shortly ing the three Americans, his designation as supposedly from a FARC leader, tricked FARC claims to have renounced holding ci- after former Colombian President Uribe, a spokesperson for prisoner-exchange talks the guerrillas into marching their most vilians for ransom and to have released many who strongly opposes Trinidad’s release, made him a conspirator in the plot to take prized hostages to a rendezvous point with of its political prisoners. Dozens of hostages visited the United States. “The resolution is hostages. It might be a conspiracy involv- a helicopter that was supposedly part of remain unaccounted for, however. Two a political ploy that violates the separation- ing 10,000 or more guerrillas, but he was a humanitarian mission. The emissaries months ago, after a series of government at- of-powers doctrine,” he says. “The president pretty far up the chain. “You hear a lot of dressed in white were actually government tacks on FARC positions, the guerrillas ended has the power to pardon and to commute justifications, rationalizations,” Assistant commandos in disguise; within minutes, a unilateral cease-fire and increased their the sentences of federal prisoners.” | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art U.S. Attorney Kenneth Kohl told the jury. the rebels were overpowered. After more targeting of pipelines and energy facilities. If Trinidad ever returns to Colombia, he “Hostages are called prisoners. Cages are than five years in the jungle, Gonsalves, The renewed hostilities threatened faces more than a hundred criminal charges called prisoner-of-war camps… This is the Stansell, and Howes were all freed, in to curtail the peace process just as the pending there. The guerrillas do not con- Alice in Wonderland world of the FARC, and addition to Betancourt and 11 others. talks in Havana were lurching into their sider this an impediment to his participa- the defendant over here is the Mad Hatter.” The dramatic rescue was one of several se- final months. But the talks persist; one of tion in the peace process. “The spiritual The jury sent a note to Judge Royce rious military and political setbacks the FARC the remaining sticking points is whether strength and ideological firmness of Simón Lamberth saying the panel was deadlocked. has endured in recent years. Many of its the guerrillas would be accorded some Trinidad continue unscathed, untouched, They deliberated some more, then sent a founding leaders, the men Trinidad admired form of general amnesty or face possible above the arrogance of his gringo prison second note. Lamberth told them to keep and took orders from, have died — some in criminal prosecutions. Colombia’s at- guards,” reads one proclamation issued trying. After nearly a week, they found Trini- combat, more from the infirmities of old age. torney general is reportedly preparing by the FARC peace delegation. “Simón is dad guilty of a single count of conspiracy. Thousands of guerrillas have walked away an indictment listing more than half a the Nelson Mandela of Our America.” Far from satisfied, the Justice Depart- from the struggle since Trinidad’s capture million crimes committed by FARC mem- ment brought him back to court on drug- — an estimated 1,400 defectors a year — and bers. President Juan Manuel Santos has [email protected] NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2012 XX, ONTH 22, 2015 22, uly XX–M 16-J uly ONTH J M

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M its never-ending selection of hard-to-find lengthy rehearsal, no special set, no memori- beers and homemade hummus, sandwiches, zation of lines, and no commitment from its 1806 NE 6TH ST | POMPANO BEACH | 954-519-5500 and pizza, but the bar is also known for two actors beyond the night of performance.” 14 14 its fun, cheap events. From Beer Bingo to That’s because this two-character work is exactly what its title suggests: the reading browardpalmbeach.com of letters exchanged by the characters over a 50-year period of romances and regrets, triumphs and tragedies. Because of its bare- bones staging — it’s mostly a sedentary piece, with the actors reading from scripts on a desk — Love Letters has attracted countless marquee actors in between projects to play lifelong correspondents Melissa Gardner and Andrew Makepeace Ladd III, she a strug- gling artist, he a rising senator; Christopher

Walken, Mia Farrow, Elizabeth Taylor, and | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS Mel Gibson have all taken Gurney’s seats. Ev- ery show is the same but different, propelled and individualized by the stars’ inflections, charisma, and chemistry. The actors appear- ing in next week’s Fort Lauderdale touring run of Love Letters, Ryan O’Neal and Ali Mac- Graw, should have no problem with the latter. Forty-five years ago, they starred together in the iconic (if shallow) Love Story, one of the highest-grossing romances in film history. Love Letters runs at 8 p.m. Tuesday to Friday, |

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WED 7/22 STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC A SAGE OF SUDS If chefs are the new rock stars, brewers are the new singer/songwriters. These men and women have taken centuries-old techniques and rewritten them in new, inspiring ways. Sure, it takes a village to run a brewery, but these craft products have brought a level of artistry to an industry that has been mo- nopolized by huge corporations proffering )YV^HYKPU watered-down malts since the turn of the Industrial Revolution. The chance to encoun- `V\YWVJRL[ ter a legendary auteur of beer, in the flesh, is here. Brock Wagner from Saint Arnold Brew- ing Co. is heading to Craft Beer Cartel for the NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH latest installment of its series Meet the Brewer. The head guy of Texas’ oldest craft brew- ery has a long history with ales; his great- great-great grandfather opened Wagner’s Beer Hall in San Francisco upon arriving from Alsace in the mid-1800s. Renamed the Saloon, it’s now the oldest existing bar in the city. Wagner discovered homebrewing while attending Rice University. Since opening his spot, he’s won numerous awards for his rich, malty, creamy flavors with plenty of hops. Acknowledgments include the Great American Beer Festival, the World Beer Cup, the Real Ale Festival, the Colorado State Fair, and the World Beer Championships. On Wednesday at 7 p.m., he’ll take questions from guests. The free event includes samples. Af- The Broward-Palm Beach New Times App keeps terward, there’s a Saint Arnold Tap Takeover J

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Send upcoming events to Arts & Culture Editor Rebecca McBane at BrowardPalmBeach.com/submit-event. Include the location, date, time, price, a contact phone Scan this code to download, or number, and a high resolution photo. It’s best to submit search for “Broward-Palm Beach items three weeks in advance. New Times” in the app stores. 15 featured at Forre & Co. fine art gallery on Las Can someone Olas Boulevard, where he will also give a talk ▼ Art get Cey Adams about his experiences and his upcoming work. a new cap? Adams is bringing with him his new series called “Trusted Brands,” his homage to iconic American logos that he remembers from childhood and that have stood the test of time. Seeing Red “The paintings are really based on child- hood memories,” says Adams. “I grew up browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com Hip-hop legend playing with Hot Wheels, drinking Coca- Cey Adams a draw Cola, eating Cap’n Crunch. For me, this series is an homage to the pop artists of the ’60s. I’ve during Red Eye at been a fan of Andy Warhol and Roy Lichten- ArtServe. BY MARY DAMIANO stein and Jasper Johns since I was a kid.” Adams says he stays young and rel- hen Cey Adams was a evant by working with young people, ts | o N te ts kid bombing subway budding artists, kids he can men- trains in New York, he tor who are eager for his stories. never imagined that “Mentoring kids is one of the benefits decades later, he’d be to having a history, to be able to tell stories Wgiving talks at the Museum of Modern Art. of what happened before a lot of these kids “I was very lucky,” says Adams. “I was in were born and really expose them to the the right place at the right time in history, culture,” he says. “A lot of them don’t know but I was also the right person, and that’s a lot about the history of hip-hop or street something that’s not lost on me.” The young art. They’re making art in the moment. I c | pulp | N ews ay graffiti writer came of age in the 1980s just thrive on reminding people about the jour- as Run-D.M.C. and the Beastie Boys were Janette Beckman ney, and I’m still in love with what I do.” blowing up. Adams met Adam Horovitz — Ad — a nonprofit group that helps artists in their sculpture and paintings on a wall.” It is the And Adams loves to talk about that his- Rock — outside a club called Danceteria in business ventures. Adams accepted the invita- 25-year-old ArtServe’s biggest event every tory, and not just because he had such Night+ d 1983, when the Beasties’ single “Cooky Puss” tion from his friend Allan Baldwin, program year since its inception ten years ago. a great time. He likens his time at Def was being played on underground radio. director and curator at ArtServe. The exhibit Adams’ involvement marks the first time Jam to being part of a Motown review, They asked if Adams would design a cover opened July 6, but the main event is Saturday, an outside artist has been brought in for Red bursting with chaos and creativity. tage | tage for the 12-inch of the record. Soon enough, July 25, from 6 to 10 p.m. The exhibit celebrates Eye. According to Baldwin, his suggestion “We were all starting out at ground zero, he was traveling on the Licensed to Ill world street art, featuring more than 110 pieces of bringing in a nonlocal artist was met with and everybody had a dream,” he says. “Every- tour and designing T-shirts for the group. from 50 artists. It runs through August 14. some reluctance from others at ArtServe, body wanted to make art and have fun. I knew Not long after, he met Russell Simmons. “It Billed as a “Warholian Art Happening,” but he believes Adams’ presence will draw that what we were doing was something was a chance encounter, and I had to turn it the evening will feature ten painters creating more people to the event. The inclusion unique and very special. But that doesn’t mean into whatever it was,” he remembers. His hus- art live in the gallery. There will be music, of Adams, he says, has already garnered that I thought it was going to last forever.” tle led him to work for Simmons’ new upstart supplied by DJs and the band Bluejay; food more media attention from many outlets. Adams is still amazed by the fact that label called Def Jam Recordings. He served as trucks will convene in the parking lot. Two “This isn’t someone who’s looking to come the kind of art he painted on buildings creative director for the label’s in-house design films will be screened: The Radiant Child, a here and take opportunities away from lo- is now celebrated, hanging in galleries firm, the Drawing Board, until 2000. He has documentary about Jean-Michel Basquiat; cal artists,” Baldwin says. “This is someone and museums. “If I had known, I would worked for Diddy’s Bad Boy Records and done and Coming Home, a documentary about two who’s coming here to explain an art form.” have saved every piece I made and ev- corporate ad campaigns for Nike and Pepsi. Cuban-American hip-hop artists who travel During the ten days he is in Fort Lauderdale, ery piece my friends made,” he says. Today, Adams, now in his early 50s and con- to their paternal homeland. Pieces on display Adams has a full schedule. He will mentor the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film Art s | music sidered a hip-hop legend, still paints, designs, include an eight-foot robot made from card- live painters featured at Red Eye and give a talk [email protected] and teaches and lectures all over the world. board and hot glue by artist Tyler K. Smith. on his work as well as on the Basquiat docu- He will be in and around Fort Lauderdale “Red Eye is different,” says Smith. “It mentary. He will teach classes for students at Red Eye this week for Red Eye, an annual weeks-long ex- is more of an interdisciplinary, happening Dillard High School and the Art Institute at Through August 14 at ArtServe, 1350 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. Tickets for the July hibition and one-night “art happening” put on event as opposed to a traditional visual- the Urban League. He intends to paint a mural 25 event are $10 online and $15 at the door. by ArtServe, Broward County’s arts incubator art opening where you’re looking at static at Bar Stache, and several of his pieces will be Call 954-462-8190, or visit artserve.org.

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But the rest of us? BY ALAN SCHERSTUHL | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | e may not need another So Rudd has little to play. He shrugs hero, but true believers through the long buildup, a vague Everyman don’t need to shrink- schnook despite his good looks and mighty ray their expectations. abs. (Early on, in the name of product place- Ant-Man is the first ment, he runs a register at Baskin-Robbins WMarvel film — and the first of this summer’s when he clearly could be teaching spin and pixels-go-kablooey time-wasters — to get core classes.) Lang is neither flip about super- better as it goes. The filmmakers save their heroing nor especially into it — he just seems biggest, wiggiest ideas for the climaxes, relieved to have someplace to go and look where they wittily reduce the pageantry a little annoyed. To make all of this seem to of destruction to HO scale: In one of many matter, Douglas, third-act dustups, our hero faces off against playing inventor- the latest Marvel tech-gone-wrong baddie RUDD SHRUGS cum-life-coach, on an architect’s model of a building. (It suf- THROUGH THE has to keep speak- fers the fate of Man of Steel’s Metropolis.) LONG BUILDUP, A ing the hero’s mo- From there the action flits to even tivation out loud: more humdrum locales, intimate of-our- VAGUE SCHNOOK “Redemption.” world spaces. This freshens up the usual DESPITE HIS Redemption, superheroics. No spoilers, here, about GOOD LOOKS of course, is the tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C the half-dozen surprises the filmmakers AND MIGHTY ABS. idea that movies Courtesy of Marvel uncork in the last half-hour, but isn’t it a without ideas Tower, the film has the tingle of giddy pos- treated as a laugh. If this were an old-school relief that once again there are marvels to always pretend to be thinking about. Here, sibility of Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man. talking-animal Disney cartoon, Ant-Man’s spoil? I couldn’t have spoiled the action in it just means he’s given the chance to per- Ant-Man ends well and is sturdily built, but sidekicks would all be hyenas or something. the Thor or Avengers sequels if I had tried: form feats of heroism in front of the family there’s rot at the margins. Judy Greer turns up For nondevotees of the comic-book film, Two hours in, the digital villains were still who moved on while he was incarcerated. as Lang’s ex-wife and the mother of his daugh- Ant-Man is decidedly a glass-half-empty gushing at us, as if the CGI were coming Douglas guides Rudd and the film through ter, the second time this summer when this situation. But fans won’t care: That glass from some faucet a kid had left running. the self-help paces, teaching him to believe in gifted actress has played a woman who worries is also half-awesome, and that’s enough. Ant-Man, by comparison, makes a virtue himself and to boss ants around. It’s mostly while someone else has a blockbuster adven- of drought-year scarcity. The movie favors shot without distinction in the Marvel house ture. The best that can be said of all this: At least [email protected] story over set pieces, never even trying to style — lots of drama in steel-and-concrete they don’t make her fall back in love with him. dazzle us for a good 40 minutes — and then laboratories, punctuated with stabs of pathos Meanwhile, Lang’s crew of merry thieves Ant-Man heading back to hang out in a San Francisco and pop culture. But that house style is effec- finds strong nonwhite actors wasted as cow- Starring Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Corey Stoll, Queen Anne owned by Ant-Man mentor tive, especially when applied to a time-tested ardly, superstitious stereotypes. In his first Bobby Cannavale, Michael Peña, Tip “T.I.” Harris, Wood Harris, Judy Greer, David Dastmalchian, Hank Pym (Michael Douglas). Not that said formula, and the mundanity lends power scene, Michael Peña has to report that his and Michael Douglas. Directed by Peyton Reed. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH story demanded to be told, of course: This is to the miracles. When we fly with Lang at character’s father has been deported — and, Written by Edgar Wright, Joe Cornish, Adam New Times Broward-palm B each familiar superhero origin and training stuff, last, on the wings of carpenter ants over Coit because this news means little to Lang, it’s McKay, and Paul Rudd. 117 minutes. PG-13. spiced with heist-planning and the comedy of dumbfoundedness. As the goodhearted burglar who winds up with the powers to shrink himself and boss ants around, Paul ▼ ARTHAUS off with them; Tomás and Fed- Rudd spends the first hour looking as if nei- erico sometimes invest their en- ther he nor his character, Scott Lang, can buy ergy in attempts to track down that a guy like him could possibly be a hero. Güeros Maybe in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, STARRING TENOCH HUERTA, LEONARDO ORTIZGRIS, a once-promising folksinger the entire history of Hollywood is different? SEBASTIÁN AGUIRRE, AND ILSE SALAS. DIRECTED beloved by their father. Eventu- Directed by Peyton Reed, Ant-Man is spry BY ALONSO RUIZPALACIOS. 106 MINUTES. OPENS ally, they wind up at a film pre- and often funny, despite its familiarity: Just as FRIDAY, JULY 17, AT CINEMA PARADISO - HOLLYWOOD miere, where Ana’s a hit and the in Jurassic World a few weeks ago, the villains (2008 HOLLYWOOD BLVD., HOLLYWOOD; boys slump on the party’s fringe. here plan to militarize some priceless science- 954-525-3456; FLIFF.COM) AND LAKE WORTH There, Federico finally reveals fiction tech. If not quite the loose surprise of PLAYHOUSE (713 LAKE AVE., LAKE WORTH; 561- a passion: He detests the way last summer’s Guardians of the Galaxy, it’s 586-6169; LAKEWORTHPLAYHOUSE.ORG). indie filmmakers from Mexico blessedly free of gods-weep ponderousness. 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during 1999’s 292-day student strike at the Aguirre student who seems funda- uly ONTH first scene, the not-yet-superpowered Lang is Inc. Lorber Kino Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México, mentally disengaged from his serving time for his brilliant burglaries of tech 22, 2015 millionaires. The film makes clear that he held the film is about — if any one thing — proximity making adolescent brother Tomás (Sebastián culture. What makes Güeros fascinating, besides XX, 2008 to some moral code in his thieving, but doesn’t to decisiveness, about the young people who Aguirre), sent to them for a lesson in maturity the joyous invention of Ruizpalacios’ craft, is how bother sharing it, or how he got to be celebrity don’t think they are the answer to the problems — spend most of the film without a mission, driv- the director emphasizes rather than hides his enough that his arrest made the newspapers. facing their world but are eager to sleep with the ing no place in particular, on the edge of events own authorial engagement — these characters His criminal acumen is simply a given, like Cap- ones who do. Its three male leads — two college- that would mean everything in another film. might not have felt that in ’99, but Ruizpalacios tain America’s fightin’ spirit, rather than a disci- aged men, Federico (Tenoch Huerta) and Santos They crash the protests and sweet-talk fire- feels it now, so why not permit Federico to let pline the character once set himself to master. (Leonardo Ortizgris), plus Federico’s trouble- brand student leader Ana (Ilse Salas) into dashing rip with a thesis statement? ALAN SCHERSTUHL 1717

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▼ Dish Big Flavors Louie Bossi’s is a modern American-Italian restaurant boasting Old World techniques. BY NICOLE DANNA | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | he scene at Louie Bossi’s Ristorante | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Bar and Pizzeria in Fort Lauder- dale is fueled by intense energy. On a recent weekday evening, every inch of the main dining Troom is jammed like the Dolphin Expressway at rush hour. Except here, people seem per- fectly agreeable with being elbow to elbow. From the large table of elderly patrons picking over a few pizza pies to the couple at the 15-seat salumi bar sharing slabs of cured meat and a bottle of wine and the rowdy group at the corner booth in back putting back cocktails and sharing a trilevel, tiered platter of appetizers, the commotion never seems to stop. The hum of conversation is so loud, you can barely hear the music, your server, or even your own thoughts. When you build an Italian restaurant such as this in South Florida, it seems the patron- tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C age will deliver itself in droves. Large con- cepts are nothing new for the aptly named Big Time Restaurant Group, also known for Big City Tavern (the group’s first Las Olas es- Beef tablishment best-known for its house-cured carpaccio meats and American-style grazing menu), City Oyster (a refined sit-down sushi and oys- CandaceWest.com ter bar off Atlantic Avenue in Delray Beach), the nightly line at the hostess stand grows busy lunch, brunch, and dinner seatings. complete without the finishing touch: a cap and City Cellar (a longstanding eatery and larger with every hour, people jostling for That Bossi and Summa have made such of fresh, airy ricotta cheese that multitasks wine bar at West Palm Beach’s City Place). position as hurried wait staff and mean- a scene with their grandiose establishment with smooth texture and a cool creaminess. Lisabet Summa, Big Time’s director of dering patrons break through the line. must not detract from their food, however. The pizza — baked for 90 seconds in a culinary operations, and former Big City The hype is no doubt over the food, The menu is an amalgamation of strong 900-degree wood-burning oven — takes cen- Tavern phenom chef Louie Bossi are the a menu of biblical proportions, with ev- Italian dishes made the old-school way: ter stage on the menu and in the restaurant. dynamic duo behind the group’s most recent erything from homemade pasta and pizza dough formed without commercial The oven greets you at the front entrance, undertaking, what stands as Big Time’s larg- wood-grilled, dry-aged steaks to Neopoli- yeast, wood-grilled heritage meats, hand- visible from every corner of the restaurant. A NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH est custom-curated operation to date and one tan-style pizza and house-cured meats. formed pastas, and house-churned gelato. wet sourdough bakes up thin and chewy, blis- New Times Broward-palm B each Summa says has been years in the making. “Our country’s modern culinary move- As a result, the flavors at Louie Bossi’s tered black in spots and delivering a strong “We felt there would be this amazing ment is a reaction to can be so assertive, just one meatball, just smoky essence that can be overpowering or opening for a great pizzeria in downtown industrialized food,” one bite of pasta, or just one slice of pizza just right, depending on your taste. There Fort Lauderdale,” says Summa. “In recent “WE’RE says Summa. “In big can be enough to experience every ingredi- are more than a dozen to choose from, but years, Louie had introduced a lot of Italian SEEING A cities like New York ent. When the appetizers arrive, you’ll have the Margherita is the most approachable, menu items to Big City Tavern — things like RETURN and and a hard time choosing between the carpaccio smeared with a vibrant San Marzano sauce, pizza and his house-made salumi. He’d done San Francisco, we’re (thin sheets of meat topped with a tangle of basil, sea salt, and imported fior de latte — a such an amazing job, we knew it was enough TO SLOW seeing a return to olive-oil-glazed arugula, grated shards of soft and buttery cow’s milk mozzarella. to branch off into a singular concept.” FOOD AND slow food and Old pecorino cheese, and a scattering of plump “I really wanted to see this kitchen as When the space at 1032 E. Las Olas Blvd., OLD WORLD World techniques. capers) or the oversized veal, pork, and beef a place where chefs go to eat on their day previously home to Italian restaurant Solita, TECHNIQUES.” And that’s what we meatballs studded with pecorino romano off,” says Bossi. “It’s hard to find a place became available, the team knew it was wanted Louie Bossi’s cheese and a special blend of seasonings. like that here, unless you drive to Miami. the perfect fit. They stripped away the old to stand for: a scratch kitchen using real And the bruschetta — there are several This scratch kitchen is more than just mak- façade and rebuilt, delivering a sprawling, ingredients and products with integrity.” options — arrive as a series of crunchy ing good food. It’s about inspiring others custom, 6,000-square-foot design, one that What does all that taste like? A lot of baked ovals of fresh sourdough bread the to be excited about making good food. It took the better part of 2014 to construct. work, for one. Both Summa and Bossi trav- size of saucers, piled high with piquant fen- doesn’t have to be complicated to be good.” The result is a gigantic Italian eatery, com- eled extensively for months, learning the nel and fontina. Or a pungent mushrooms Of course: Wasn’t it the Italians who proved M ONTH plete with a stylish bar and cocktail area, art of meat-curing and pizza-making from conserva, a dish demanding to be passed good food doesn’t have to be complicated? J uly

bustling open kitchen, communal salumi the pros. They also modeled their concept around in traditional family-style fashion. XX–M

bar, and indoor-outdoor dining areas. around the ideals practiced by Old World- For the main dishes, Bossi steers clear [email protected] 16-J The back garden is more piazza than patio, style artisans, garnering inspiration from a of the half-empty, oversized-plate trend,

Louie Bossi’s Ristorante Bar and Pizzeria uly allowing for quasi-alfresco dining beneath fifth-generation, 100-year-old Italian butcher preferring dishes that overflow with excess. ONTH 1032 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. a retractable opaque glass roof, tables, and shop in San Francisco, a 60-year-old pizza That includes bowls of hand-shaped pasta, Hours are 11:30 a.m. to midnight Sunday 22, 2015 lounge-style seating propped atop a faux parlor in New York City, and an old-school such as the hearty mafal dine, scallop-edged through Thursday, 11:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. XX, 2008 grass lawn, creating an ethereal escape from salumeria and sausage shop in Chicago. shoelace lengths as thick as octopus tentacles Friday, and 11 a.m. to 1 a.m. Saturday. Call the raucous din of the main dining room. Likewise, the staff are required to keep the smothered in a tangy ragu sauce made with 954-356-6699, or visit louiebossi.com. Despite the infamous South Florida kitchen humming at full steam, from servers ’nduja, a spreadable spicy pork sausage. summer slump, getting a seat at Louie who’ve managed to memorize the minutiae of a Freshly formed, they’re chewy — almost Beef carpaccio $14 Margherita pizza $15 Bossi’s — either indoors or out — may take menu made up of more than 60 items to a team doughy — each ribbon coiled around cubes Mafaldine $21 some time. Since doors opened in June, of chefs that roll, cut, knead, and bake through of stringy, sauce-infused pork. The dish is not New York steak $29 1919 browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews y | A Night+D ge | A t

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film | Art | s | Art | music dish film seasonal fare and offers unique takes on The 1,500-square-foot location follows the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Mediterranean, Australian, and Asian cuisine. newspaper-story theme of original food truck Going one step further, Darmon said he Miami Press, with black-and-white-and-red- crafted the summer dinner series to offer a all-over decor. The highlight of the menu is new experience for guests and is excited to cel- the eight gourmet, chef-inspired sandwiches ebrate his new passion project, in addition to — each named after an iconic newspaper. adding a breakfast menu alongside the bistro’s Sandwiches include “The Times,” made existing lunch, brunch, and dinner offerings. with homemade meatballs, marinara, moz- The Summer Nights dinners take place zarella, herb whipped ricotta, and pecorino the third Thursday and Friday of each romano; “The Daily,” with grilled chicken, Brie, month beginning this month. Dinner in- applewood bacon, tomato, baby spinach, and cludes a four-course, family-style meal apricot jam; and “The Gazette,” with pesto goat with wine and beer pairings provided by cheese, tomato bruschetta, crispy eggplant, and Stacole Fine Wines and Stephens Dis- balsamic glaze. Most sandwiches cost $8.25. tributing. The cost is $100 per person. The restaurant will also offer salads, Par- The premiere Summer Nights dinner will mesan truffle fries, Buffalo blue cheese fries, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm be held Thursday, July 23, at the Penthouse and the team’s popular mac ’n’ cheese balls. of North Beach Hotel, located at 551 Breakers Christopher DelPrete, cofounder of Ave. in Fort Lauderdale’s North Beach Vil- Miami Press food truck and restaurant lage. According to Darmon, the boutique ho- partner, is looking forward to serving tel — just 500 feet from the beach — offers the his food to Fort Lauderdale diners. perfect setting for the dinner series opening. “We’re excited to launch our first brick-

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▼ Music The End Times Are Near After a career of ups and downs, Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn Manson hit the road. BY DAVID ROLLAND | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | ith coheadlin- makeup and his ungainly, lanky body | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | ers the Smashing convulsing in bondage gear, the four- Pumpkins and piece kidnapped the world’s attention. Marilyn Manson, Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids the End Times sonically pissed on the Eurythmics WTour is a traveling history museum with the tuneless cover of “Sweet of ’90s rock. In fact, no two bands Dreams (Are Made of This)” and gave could represent the rock world’s albums unholy titles like Antichrist Su- issues of the 20th Century’s fi- perstar. The group, helmed by its fear- nal decade quite like they do. less leader, held nothing sacred and As the ’90s began, the main musi- took nothing seriously, which of course cal debate involved authenticity. Now had humorless parents across the na- that enough time has passed that the tion fuming. Sen. Joe Lieberman called Smashing Pumpkins’ music is cat- Manson and his band “the sickest egorized as classic rock, it’s hard to group ever promoted by a mainstream believe that when they released their record company,’’ and disgusted pro- second album, 1993’s , testers in South Carolina and Utah it was labeled alternative. With their spurred concert cancellations. The

guitar distortion, booming drums, and controversy only fueled Manson’s tage | a rt | Film D ish Music dreamy vocals, the Pumpkins sounded popularity — until the mother of all less polished than mainstream groups. controversies, the Columbine High Yet the band sold millions of albums School massacre, occurred in 1999. whose songs were played on rock ra- Just as the media have blamed the dio stations alongside Guns N’ Roses Confederate flag and violent movies and . This was an era when for recent shootings, they scapegoated financial success was frowned upon Marilyn Manson for the deaths of 13 as selling out, and the Pumpkins’ suc- victims shot by two teenage students. cess drew lyrical disses from so-called Manson’s career continued but never true alternative bands like Pavement. regained that high level of popularity. The idea that success was a form Now that the ’90s are ancient of failure was the thesis of Kurt Co- Courtesy Photos history, the down moments of these bain’s suicide note. And if Pumpkins front- of the Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn Manson helped define ’90s rock. bands can be forgotten. Instead, we can cel- man Billy Corgan had sent himself to rock ebrate the Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn ’n’ roll Heaven in April 1994, we might be were his major influences. thenticity but rather theatricality. And his Manson’s greatest hits while reminiscing talking about the Smashing Pumpkins in By the time the band released its last two unflinching commitment to his shocking about what a weird time it was when Ju- New Times Broward-palm B each the same hallowed tones we use to discuss albums, Adore and Machina/The Machines onstage antics is what eventually pushed him rassic Park and Terminator sequels played NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Nirvana. The Pumpkins’ first two albums of God, it was edging toward electronica. into his role as America’s punching bag. From in movie theaters and when our choice were as poetic and powerful as anything to Its sound had gone from raw to overpro- his start on the mean streets of Fort Lauder- of president was a Clinton or a Bush. come out in that period. But Corgan seemed duced, so by the time the group called it dale with the Spooky Kids, who were named to like success, and as the ’90s wore on, he quits in 2001, many fans wondered if the best local heavy metal band by this paper in The Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn Manson On the End Times Tour. 7 p.m. Wednesday, July 22, chased it more and more. With 1995’s Mel- Smashing Pumpkins they fell in love with 1992, Manson always went for more — more at Bayfront Park Amphitheatre, 301 Biscayne Blvd., lon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, he showed a decade earlier had ever existed at all. blood, more guts, more volume, more outra- Miami; 305-358-7550; bayfrontparkmiami.com. he wasn’t joking when he said and Marilyn Manson never cared about au- geousness. With its lead singer’s face caked in Tickets cost $35 to $550 plus fees via livenation.com.

you consider filling his role in the Traveling for the next James Bond film. What’s one you find particularly meaningful? Say What?! Wilburys, if Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne asked? your favorite film in the franchise? My new bean bag is everything to me right now. Sam Smith, um, answers our Sam Smith: Oh yeah, he still got it. Whenever I get into a hotel room with Ah, an award of a different stripe, but Um, he’s dead actually, but his music lives shutters that block out the light, I pretend no less important. Have you started writ- questions... sorta. BY DAVE LAKE on, which is maybe what you meant? Any- I’m Kate Winslet in The Holiday. Hahahaha. ing for a new record yet, or have you been

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ge | Pamela Anderson and later assaulted came about when I A Tommy Lee at the MTV Video Music bought a drum set for Records Bros. Warner of Courtesy t Awards. This dude appeared in a sex tape my son and he started with Creed’s Scott Stapp (not having sex playing and had natural timing, and I said, hometown of Boca Raton. Grande is in the with each other, but whatever). Most impor- ‘Wow, maybe this band thing can happen.’ ” midst of an international romp supporting tant, though, this is the guy who somehow The band’s sound, Eilee says, is “a little 2014’s My Everything, which sold more than combined and then popularized the three pop, because the lyrics and choruses are a million copies in its first three months. most disparate of this nation’s musical catchy, but there’s a little rock in there.” She’s Grande has gone from newbie actress genres: country, nu-metal, and hip-hop. influenced by “and his atti- to mega-music diva in just six years. While Maybe he really is an American Bad Ass. tude,” as well as by Tom Petty and the Beatles. still attending North Broward Prepara- He hooked one of the United States’ most She started singing when she was 2 or 3. tory School in Coconut Creek in 2009, loyal fan bases and kept them partying to the “Obviously, I wasn’t that good,” she says. “It Grande gained a large tween fan base after sounds they love, even if none of those sounds was just for fun. I started off trying to play landing the role of strange nice girl Cat intuitively jibe. And to keep ’em coming back, the drums, and I was horrible. I could not Valentine on the hit Nickelodeon show Rock took a pay cut and charged only $20 at keep time. I had always wanted to sing and Victorious. She later played the same role | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art each show, starting with his 2013 Best Night be a frontwoman. I didn’t have any lessons. on Sam and Cat. But it was after the first Ever summer tour. A man of tradition (see When I got to, like, 10, Mom and Dad signed season of Victorious wrapped in 2010 that above), he has continued this discount on his me up for lessons, and I didn’t like it at all. My she began pursuing her real passion. First Kiss: Cheap Date Tour with Foreigner. teacher was supernice, but she was always “Acting is fun,” Grande told Roll- He’s promoting his newest release, First making me sing Broadway songs, which I ing Stone, “but music has always been Kiss, whose title track sounds way more like don’t mind, but it was just, like, really high first and foremost with me.” -lite than “Bawitdaba.” and falsetto, and I didn’t like that at all — it Her Babyface-produced debut, Yours But Rock is a grandfather now, and after just didn’t feel like me. So I guess I somewhat Truly, featured powerful ballads with ’90s- that populist move of charging 20 bones per have vocal training, but everything else is me.” esque R&B vocals that earned her compari- show, maybe the ’Murica he’ll be repping She writes 85 percent of the lyrics. Says sons to . It opened at the top of soon is that of the Boss. (OK, that’s unlikely.) her dad: “I just try to give her inspira- the Billboard 200 and produced a slew of sin- It doesn’t seem Kid Rock will ever tion or pull the thought out of her. I just gles, including “The Way” featuring rapper budge on his loudmouthed, stubborn try to guide it out of her like an English Mac Miller; “Baby I”; and “Right There,” fea- style for anyone, not even the NAACP teacher. As a performer, I want Eilee to turing rapper — and future beau — Big Sean. in a time of national crisis. He’s just feel and believe in what she’s singing. If I My Everything followed a similarly suc-

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