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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Archives and Special Collections at ePublications at Regis University. It has been accepted for inclusion in Brown and Gold by an authorized administrator of ePublications at Regis University. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Vol. VII, No. 7 Section April, 15 1925 STATE ORATO-RY TOUR ON NOW ORATO RS MAKE STATE Uerling, Vocalist, and Miss Marie Margaret Vinton, Pianist; Miss Adele HIGGINS WINS TIHEN ED UCATIONAL TOUR Fiute, Pianist, represents Loretto; Clements, Vocalist; and Mr. Anthony ORATORICAL MEDAL --R-- and ?11r. Gerald Higgins, Regis stu· Zarlengo, Regis student speaker. -R- dent speaker, represent~ Regis. Rev. Fr. Kelley, S. J., and Rev. State Councils in each city are Fourth Annual Contest Pb~ases B. J. Murray, S. J., Accom The following, members of the making arrangements for the meet With Educational pany Teams. third team, will tour . the southern ings, and for the entertainment of Theme. -R- part of the state, including Salida, the teams. The visitors will be taken -R- Catholic Institutions of higher Montrose, Grand Junction, Glenwood on sight seeing tours, and received as Before a large and appreciative learning are inaugurating a new Springs, and Leadville: Father Win· guests in local Catholic families. The audience at the Woman's Club of nie, C. M., of the Loretto Heights clergy of each place is also cooperat epoch of expansion in Colorado, under Denver, on March 24, the Fourth Faculty; Miss Eileen Barry, Loretto ing with the Knights to make the Annual Oratorical Regis Contest the auspices of the state council of Speaker; Miss Anne New, Vocalist; tours a success. proved a memorable event; for Regis the Knights of Columbus. Teams Miss Allene Meyer, Pianist; and Mr. It is undoubtedly the most potent it was but another step towarda a made up of the best orators of Re!!is Emmet Barry, Regis student Orator. effort that has ever been made in the g<'al whose gaining will mark her in conjunction with Loretto orators Walsenburg, Trinidad, Alamosa and State to further higher Catholic edu and entertainers are making a state Durango will be visited by the fourth cation. The effort must necessarily a~ one of the most notable Cath Jlic wide tour in behalf of Colorado team, which is composed of the fol bring results. Catholic parents will colleges in the West. Catholic Colleges. During the present lowing: Father Bernard Murray S. be convinced of the beneficence of Gerald I. Higgins, '25, won highest week, the best talent of the respec J ., of the Regis Faculty; Miss Mar Catholic College training. Mr. Joseph honors and the Bishop Tihen medal tire schools are addressing rna s garet Carrager, Loretto speaker; Miss (Continued on Page Six) with his chastely eloquent appeal for a defense of our meetings in every ======important city in God-given rights the State. in t he educational Team No. 1 is "Crisis" of t oday. composed of Rev erend Francis W. 'rhe °Future," as Walsh, Loretto delivered by An Heights Faculty thony F. Zarlen member; Miss go, '25, merited Mary Sullivan, second place and Loretto Heights the special Joseph student speaker; Miss Isabel 0' A. Stanko medal. Drain and Miss R. Paul Horan, Bernice McGroar '27, speaking on ty, loretto enter the "Present," ainers; and Mr. Emmet M. Barry, Paul Horan, Regis student speaker. '26, recalling the The tour being "Past," an d made by this Arthur L. Ray team includes hawk, '25, also Boulder, Long speaking of t he mont, Ft. Collins Greeley, an d "Future?" were Sterling. awarded places in The second team t he order named. visits Colorado The first four ar e Springs, Canon now making t he City, Florence, state-wide Regis Publo, La Junta, Loretto tour. and Lamar. Very High-lights of Reverend Robert t he respective M. Kelley, S. J., speeches will be leads this team. found in other columns of this Miss Mary Kelly, issue. Loretto student Below, Anthony F. Zarlengo and Gerald I. Higgins. Above, Emmet M. Barry and R. Paul Horan. speaker, Miss Ida Left to right : Page Two THE BROWN .AND GOLD April 15, ~~~i , ANNUAL RETREATS DEAN KROST IN SERIES NOTED WRITER-LECTURER FITZPATRICK ELECTED VOTED BEST EVER HERE NEXT MONDAY OF EDUCATIONAL TALKS - - R - ATH. ASS'N MEMBER -R- -R- Dr. Lincoln Wirt To Talk On -- lt -- '' The Three Best Days- of the Legal, Journalistic, and Profes War Prevention Brown & Gold M'g'ng Editor Whole Year"-Rev. sional Careers Lauded as --R-- and Former Ranger Captain President. Worthy Ambitions Dr. Lincoln Wirt, noted writer, Student Representative -R- -R- publicist, and lecturer, will address -R- The amiual retreats of the senior Of much interest to Collegians was the collegians on Monday, April 20, At a meeting held in Room 6 Car. and junior divisions were held during a series of talkJS, three in number, in the Gym auditorium on the sub roll Hall, on Wednesday, April Ist, the first three days of Holy Wef'k. :M:r. Charles FitzPatrick was eleeted given during the past month by Rev. ject of War Prevention. Dr. Wirt Rev. Christopher J. Kohne, S. J., Student Representative to the Regis 1 has been notable in many fields of director of the upper classmen, and John G. Krost, S. J., Dean of the Athletic association. !Public endeaiVor, being at various Rev. William V. Doyle, S. J., who College. These talks usually limited Mr. Toner, President of the ass(). times Commissioner of Education, conducted the exercises for the high themselves to fifteen minutes, their ciation, introduced by Very Rev. Rob. .Alaska; Red Cross Commissioner, school, will long be remembered for ert 1\f, Kell ~ y, S. J, President of th ~ subje~t-matter embracing a consider France· International Commissioner, their clear and fervent exposition of College, explained the VTganization ation of affairs timely and pertinent Near East Relief; Fellow Royal Geo the "perfect way," the high and noble to the vocational aims of the Catholic graphical Society; and now 'Vestern ideals they proposed for our adoption, collegian. Secretary, National' Council for Pre and the hearty and gracious sympa Journalism and Pedagogy vention of \Nar. thy they manifested for one and all The first Lenten talks were intend during their hrief stay at Regis. Among his favorite lecture topics ed to stimulate activity in the fields Father Kohne was fc;Tmcrly vice the following are noteworthy: A of journalism and pedagogy. It was president of the College of Arts and New Foreign Policy for the United pointed out that our great necessity Sciences at St. Louis university, States; Our Legacy to Our Children was for Catholic writ.ers and that the from which position he was called to -Law or War? Rebuilding the Tow Catholic writer can wield an even 1 the home mission service. His kind er of Babel; What & Californian greater influence in some respects Oharles A. Fitzpatrick ly, straightforward manner marks Found on the Ruhr; Behind the than can the priest. .Advancing to him as one of the most noteworthy Scenes in Germany, France, and Eng and purpose of the association. He the subject of t eaching, it was ex retreat masters in years. land. Returning but re~ently from urged !·very d udent to take an acti ve plained that a present great demand Father Doyle was formerly of the an intimate study of -the econarnic, part in all athletics because of the was for Catholic teachers trained in Regis faculty for a period of five social, and political conditions in benefit such ,participation will be to the s,ciences to relieve the priest years, gaining quite notable local twelve European and. Asiatic coun him in after life. "We must learn from specialization in such matters fame for his coaching ability with tries, this latest Regis lecturer prom to meet defeat while yet young," as Mathematics, Economics, and Regis teams in the three major ises an entertaining and instructive said Mr. Toner. "I am truly sorry Business .Administration. sports. session. for the man who has never tasted de· ---R--- The subject Clf a course . in peda ---R---- feat. It will come some day and will MEDAL ESSAY, MARCH 21 gogy was broached by the Dean in REGIS MAN PRAISED AS be all the more bitter because of its -R- this talk, a course which, he said, tardiness. .A man who engages in On March 21 the upper classmen would be offered if enough. applica SYMPHONY SOLOIST -R- athletics is bound to learn how to wrote on the subject, "Movies, Ma tions were filed before the next Francis V. Dinhaupt, Regis high accept defeat philosophically." chines, and Morals," for the Sullivan school term. "\Vith their Bachelor de In explaining the purpose of the medal. The winning essay will graduate of the class of '25, rose to grees and a course in pedagogy the association l\fr. Toner said that i' be announced at Commencement. the heights of local musical fame as graduates would be well equipped for was formed to support all Regis At.lt "Flashes" from the essays submitted soloist for the Cavallo Symphony the teaching pwfession wl1ich a high letics, not football alone, and to in· will be found in other columns of this Orchestra at its final concert · gi;ven er salary seale in •Catholic high tereat business men of Denver and of issue. at the Broadway theatre, Friday, schools and colleges makes attractive. OolCirado in Regis. The association is --R-- March 20. To quote an appreciation Prepare to Defend Church's Right state-wide. The membership is div· Goerge Jaeger ,ex '17 -'19, also blew of the Denver, Post: " ... Dinhaupt The preparation of the Catholic ided into three classes, Honorary, in from the coast on his return to his has a barytone voice that marks him graduate for the defense of his Supporting and Associate members. home in Fort Wayne, Indiana. a real 'find.' He has a natural, pleas Church furnished the subject of the Each member is entitled to a season ing stage presence, a feeling for WITH STATE ORATORS Dean's- third talk. This defense, he pass to all Regis games. niceties, and, above all, a wonderful said, would be imperative, from pres A Board of thirty directors are vocal organ-a natural quality of ent country-wide tendencies, before elected annually by the members. tone that has almost unlimited possi present Regis collegians will have bilities." This board elects seven members to reached their prime. In this respect the Board of J\'[anagers. One Rllgis ----R---- Fr. Krost stressed vur need for good Faculty representative and G·ne St~d· WITH STATE ORATORS lawyers, men who are peers with the ent representative complete the 111ne best legal exponents. members of this Board of Managers. The evident purpose in these talks Mr. Notzon, Ohairman of the Mem· is to endow the collegian with a bership Co=ittee, followed Mr. Ton· larger vision, to mould his mind in er with an eloquent plea for member· to l111es of thought whic:h will habit ship. He asked every student to try uate l1im to larger pl'l.nninf. Such and get at least ten. members for talks can not help resulting in the the associatiCill. production of more potent living of ---R--- the coming Catholic generations, not PRESIDENT ON COUNCIL only in dawning heyday of Colorado OF 'PEACE COMMITTEE enterprise, but in the ::;'ation's work --R-- . as well. Rev. Robert M:. Kelley, S. J., pres!· ---R---- dent of Regis, has been elected to the executive committee of the Denver Colin Chisholm, ex '19, who is hom Council for World Peace, an organt· ing it in D~enver, was out to see his zation that boasts the membership of old friends on the hill. Also George . l't' 1 profes· Rev. R. M. Kelley, S. J., Burns, ex '19, still a Denverite. the most promment po 1 !Ca , . Rev. B. J. Murray, S.J. sional and business men of the ctty. )errJLce.. ' " What Is Truth"\
That gesture! In!aedients? . Sh" W. P. Horan ~ . lVer, yawn, and sneer. Br a dl ey registered· it. He wanted to push that distressing picture off the page and study his
& Son Logic · But it k e pt s I'd'I mg nght· back, centering on the question he had been at when the picture first intruded itself. He fought it to no purpose. Each effort only UNDERTAKER intensified the vision of what he did not wish to see. It was like a cinema picture-the general theme of the play sketched in front, seemingly, and in a way that forces you to keep it in mind all the time you look 1525·27 CLEVELAND PLACE at the scenes enacted in the bright lights behind the Phone Main 1368 title words. Sometimes you want to get it out of the way. Then you reflect that the scenarist must have had a purpose . in bothering you with it all the time. And before you know it, you are staring just at the The Counterfeit Car Slug title and forgetting the actors. But most of the time This is a mirth-comvell gian blackness of thine own FRANK you are trying, if you are more than an empty-headed ing tragedy in one act, re scurvy sinister soul!" So vealing the secret mE"thoUs saying, he drew his sword, movie fan, to get the connection between the persistent of basket weaving in India. and, crying, ''Veni, Vidi, It is often called the "Farce Vici!'' (which is to say, title and the film action. without a Female,., but as ''Vain, Invidious. . Vici DAUDERT'S this is contrary to the ous?'') he han the villi an Eastern proverb, ''Nulla thru and ran away. So Bradley tonight. There was the actor in the !gnoti Cupido, .. (which is to Scene III. say, "No One Ignores Cu We are now in the forest Roman toga. Where had he seen him before? Then pid''), we have adopted the primeval, where the lives of above captivating ca1>tion. great men remind us that he there was the tall man in black. Looked like the person Now for the play. • 'Ignis who homeward plods his CAFE weary way owes not any Via!"-"Fire Away!" he had had to listen to recently. Yes; it was he. Characters: (Reading South man. by Southwest to North). Philip raises his palms to Bradley began to feel uncomfortable. He had been Philip Phetherhead. The the moon and wails, ''Mors CONFECTIONERY Hero. Omnibus Communis.'' (which so glad when Thursday came,-the person. left town Karlyle Killem, The Vil· is to say, "Would that lain. there were more omnibuses that day. In Bradley's mind that person was a dog One Feather-duster. in the community.") Alas. LUNCH Scene 1. even as he thus moons and catcher, cat-killer, kidnaper, or worse. How he had Since there are as yet onlY ~eanders, peril plays abou~ eighteen amendments to the hts path and dire danger resented the person's power to make him admire certain Constitution, the lace curtain descends as his doom, Ne DELICATESSEN is yanked up by two neut misis, tracks his wake. Low things-and people. Indignantly Bradley recalled how rals attired as De Valera lurking behind the distant and the local grand goblin hills sneaks the slinking he had caught himself coming forward in his seat dur of the l{.K.K., revealing the form of ribald approbrious 4976 Lowell Blvd. day breaking slowly over the countenance of Karlyle Kill ing one of the talks, and how he had to jam himself serried Sierras (loud noise em, and en avant (in a . van) as of a breaking day), and behind him as he faces for back into his usual stolidity. And it had taken an the snow-capped peal::s ris ward, a tribe of Flatfeet ing majestically in the ozone Indians. Silently they bind awful lot of-of-well, never mind what, to kick those and floating away. (A scat him with red tape and nail tering of bird seed and a his ears to a neighboring tirring imaginations of what he, Bradley, might be glass of rippling water adds prune tree. and while the to the natural beauty of the cowboy's band plays • 'Red and do. But he had been a man, yes, MAN, MAN refreshing scene painted in hot Mamma,'' they thrCtw three or more colors at six their vicious threats at him, Compliments he had to shout it to himself-enough to ditch the last ty cents a yard by Lemme hurl defiance to him, and Daube & Son.) cast malicious maledictions. of talk, when, after failing to get back his stodgy attitude Philip Pheatherhead, dis But before these have whiz guised as Pavlowa. spring~ zed half the djstance, night for three talks and four intermissions and one whole from behind a large moss falls, and Pihlip is blended covered rock (canvas) and with the darkness and melts Wm. Walsh & Son overnight, he felt that person was going to get him for executes a charming Irish away; while from the inky, jig, a ccompanied by a chor pitchy, sooty, fuliginous mid good if he listened to him again. Huh! D-n that us of tired business men night. comes his staccato Meats and Groceries singing • 'When better cars ''Adieu, adieu,'' (and with page of Logic! are built, .Jewitt will do it." out more ado) "adieu!" All gather in a crap game Scene IV 1401 Platte St. for the curtain tableau. In this scene Philip is pre Scene II. sented to us, wearing gal.. '!~he scene Js now in Si oshes, and crossmg the icy DENVER, COLO. That fellow in the toga was coming straight out beria. Philip trips lightly Delaware, in pursuit of his down the steppes on roller uncle's tom-cat, Karlyle of the philosophy text, laurel-crowned-head, strong skates. J{arlyle Killem rises Kilem, mounted upon his from behind a dense London hors du combat (which 1s to Roman nose, hope-shorn smile, and all. He didn't say fog and confronts the hero say, his war-horse). or a with a look of unutterable sudden, Karlyle falls from a word but riveted Bradley with his eye and pointed umbrage. A -crash of light his high horse and clings to ning and a flash of thunder buoyant buoy. Then the hour to that person in black, who, in turn, pointed to the roll simultaneouslY from of mid-night strikes, for it either wing, while rain is a bell-buoy. Other Figure in the picture. Hang! Who was talking, comes down in hemstitched Philip lands on the Island York 8577 sheets, spreading a wet of St. Helena and looks anyway, the Figure in the tattered purple cloak or the blanket over the earth. about - about twenty-three As for PhiliP, his chiseled summers. Meanwhile the 2602 E. 12th Ave. person in black? Bradley half thought he wanted to lips beneath his marble brow villian, waxing red with part in a pearly smile, while rage, purple with anger, know. He winced at the little shafts of words he a fleeting flush flames his white with ire, and green WE CALL FOR fair face as he hurls defi with envy, rings the buoy's managed tp make out: "King"-"Kingdom"-"Testi ance into Karlyle' s teeth bell and summons the fish under his very nose. ''Bul to school. · AND DELIVER mony"-"My Voice." Then, in quick succession, a power.ul ly, blackguard, bad man,'' At this point Philip passes he says, "On thee, fowl out at the left: Karlyle pas light, a sweet drawing, as of gentle cords, and, ~bi l e hearted, false-faced rough ses out at the right ;the por· neck, the direful doom shall ters pass out pamphlets for KLEANRITE the Other Figure seemed to claim him wholly With a descend, the raging elements the next performance; and shall engulf thee, and a the people pass out of the Cleaners & Tailors look of unutterable love, there re-echoed once again roaring, rushing torrent of portals, having passed a ·n black: "Don't be seething flame shall hurl pleasant evening. the stirring voice o f th a t person I thee into a blazing fiery pit, CURTAIN M. L. Locl,t like Pilate. He met Christ several times on one day black with the pitchy. Sty- Page Four THE BROWN AND GOLD April 15, l92.i · Perhaps his interrogator was in good faith and perhaps he was not. If he was in good faith, his potential belief in the doctrines of Catholicity was sadly shaken; BACK FIRE if he was not in good faith, his hatred and bigotry By EUGENE JUDGE ---R- was strengthened. Regis boarders find some conso[a. Published by the students of Regis College and issued on the fifteenth of each month from October tc Why should anyone feel ashamed of the greatest tion in those words: "Blessed are June. Subscription rate. $1. 50 per year. gift which he has received from Almighty God-that of they that hunger." Entered as second-clas.; matter Nov. 8, 1920, at the postoffice at Denver, Colo., under the a ct of March Faith ? Why should a man try to hide his Faith? If - R- 3, 1897. he is ashamed to show. it, will he not be ashamed to N cws story: "Scots discard bagpige Acceptance for mailing a t special rate of postage provided for in Section .1103. Act of Oct. 3, 1917, practice it ? If he denies it in public, will it be long for saxaphone.'" -TG'Ot mon! authorized· Dec. 1. 1920. before he will deny it in private, deny it in his heart -R- Member of Colorado Division of Central The phenomena of "moving mount. Interscholastic Press Association and loose it altogether? Let us never be ashamed to profess our Faith when ain" at Meeker, Colorado, is probab] STAFF only a little geological pique. y EDITOR ...... Emmet ·M. Barry '26 the occasion demands, but let us ever defend it fear MANAGING EDITOR ...... Chas. A. Fitzpatrick '26 lessly as becomes Catholics. We have the solid founda -R- ALUMNI EDITOR ...... John F. Lueders '09 tion of a religious training to aid us in its defense. AJas! How many of our Lenten ART & PICTORIAL EDITORS ...... R. Paul Horan '27 Let no one question it with impunity. anti-tobacco resolutions went up in Justin J. McCarthy '28 smoke. EXCHANGE EDITOR ...... Robert E. O'Brien '28 t. PEN AND MASKED History is forever -R- ASSOCIATE EDITORS Some are of the opinion that the repeating itself. The history of the persecution of the Howard Campbell, Irving Stevens, Joseph Douglas, r~~ent employment of dit ch-di ••~rJ Joseph Nea1y , lJohn A. Miller, J;.eo Donovan, Bernard Church is no exception, except, perhaps, that THAT about the campus is merely to"'ter· FitzSimons, Hamilton Armstrong, Eugme Judge, Ger history never ends. However, it dies down for a time, rorize chronic loafers into studyi;g. I. in certain countries, only to revive again in all its vigor 1 ald Higgins, T. Perry Wait, Crawford T. May, -R- Joseph G. Dillon, William Myers. and relentlessness. l\Ianager Kluge has aunotmr.ed that Today, in France, one of the staunchest Catholic CIRCULATION MANAGER ...... Reggie V. Batt '27 next year orphftns will be admitte
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47'fll AVE. AND HlGll ST. 'l'HE BROWN AND AARON GovE ScHOOL G .\LWE::I" PLACE S CHOOL CoLU:IolBIAX S CHOOL Auui TIO.'i WERT 40TIJ AXU F EDERAL BL\D. STED.\L\.\" Scnoor. E. 29TJJ An; . . \;'i U D ~>X 'J'BH ST. THE BROvVN A~D UOLD Page r ine BAYAIJU Al'D So. PEAUL STs. E1sr Hm .\11 . \\II Lt. lOL. E.\ >iT IL!F F AYE. A:>D So. ST. PAU L ST. \'.ILl lltllL SLilOOL Page Ten T H E B R 0 W N A .N D U 0 L D April J.i. l!i!.i ~~~--~------ " B .·llli\" UJ\1 S CH OO L ~r . 5TH AXD HOOKER ST . ...... __..___ .~. HENRY M. TELLER SCHOOL ~prill.i. 19:?.5 THE BROWN AND GOL.U Page Eleven ~ SERVED HERE The Court confirmed not only the right of the private or religious school r~ ~le.Sitt to teach the grammar grades, BUT _.1 rv_, f?oD\. 1 ALSO the right of the parent to s!ll~~' ~ patronize or employ them for the --;,, '""~ k=: -:~~ .;ne. '--ommon ~~J.te.-b instruction of their children. The ll . , not, and knows not Since they are neither tailors or Court determined the un-Constitu· t,to 1IC k:nows not is. A FRE"SH I ~LAN. · - ' · s,IOe-sa les:nen, hu_w cu.n we su.y that ~ionality of the Oregon Bill entirely Charley ] ttzP'atnck or Bernie Fitz· mdependent of the religious character H Llmt kno,I'S uot, hut knows that Simons 7 of these schGols. It based its decision Is it true, Joe, tltu.t Greeley ptLtB he knows noL i ·;: A ~OPHOMO~i-K upon Section I, Amendment 14, of the up pickles Dillon sweet 7 He tlmt knows !Jut knows 11 ot t hat Constitution, since it deprives these To what, Tommy, is Lomb~trdi Lid 7 he knows i · : A JUNIOR schools, considered as corporate bodies Exclusive Optometrist lie tlmL kuowS: and k~ows that he .\las, Alack, the etetnal triangle on and as citizens of the United States VIe a.re devoted excluB'lV&lv to the a J"esuit campus, Sanford, Lucy, Alexander Industries l23456789RR E .A.B R H Pig \Vig .. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 1925 RANGERS WILL FLY PENNANT Anderson 3 ...... 3 0 1 Reg is ...... 5 1 0 4 0 0 0 2 x 12 s 1 Garrison ss ...... -! 0 1 Struck out by Palrang in 5 innings . IF FUNGING STAFF HOLDS UP. Butler c ...... 4 0 0 G men; by Purcell 4 in 4 innings; l\IacNiny 2 ...... 3 1 l by Petri 7 in G innings; flossi 2 in Varsity Breezes Along With Two Ea~ Practice Wins. Coach Tmpie a F ...... 3 0 0 2 innings Home runs by l(urphy Shafer Rounds Out Tight Defense. Hitting Will Improve. Fitzgerald 1 ...... -! 0 0 with bases loaded and also one by of Purcell, McConnell, Lombardi Only Hurlers. Schyler L F ...... 4 0 1 " . obido. Winter got a 2 bagger. 00 uou 11ow with the Denver Bears. In the Thoamson R F ...... 3 1 0 ---R- great open spaces the best combh•.a-• Peterson p ...... 2 0 l FITZSIMMQNS WIN tion looms with the veterans ~filler --- !~ - in right and Lombardi in center, 32 2 5 The first of the season's attempts ttDugh the latter will be called to do Regis against the Fitzsimmons Hospital h1s slab stuff more than once. Th·• .A.B R H maulers, one of the strongest teams other garden was originally a waJ a~cl Connelly 2 ...... 5 0 1 in the City league, while not encour· to Winter; but should he stay in tl1e l\Iiller R F ...... 5 1 2 infield, Kranz and Elliott, both new aging as a win, brought out some IDller Wobido SS ...... 4 0 0 comers, will cavor t in left. \Ve lo· k Winter 3 ...... 5 2 0 bright spots. Connelly especially showed that the second sack will be The Rangers look good. .As a field for this lineup in the first game. Murphy 1 ...... ____ 3 1 0 well cared for. Miller looked good ing aggregation, the best in a ,pack McCathay C ...... 1 0 0 with the big stick. of years. .As a hitting crew they Maguire C ...... 3 1 0 Fitzsimmons are up to snuff. As for the wing May 1 ...... :...... 0 0 0 All R Il department, well there's the rub if Kranz C F ...... -! 1 1 Mulligan 2 ._...... 6 any place. .At that, though, Lom Elliott L F ...... 4 2 2 1Ioore SS ...... 6 bardi, P11rcell, McConnell, and Pal McConnell P ...... 3 0 0 Mays L F ...... 6 rang should breeze through with Palrang P ...... 1 0 0 Service 1 ...... 4 enough scalps if the other two de Quintana 3 ...... -3 partments live up to predictions. It's 38 8 ij Johnson C F ...... 5 really too early to prophesy much; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 U R 11 J ~ but the writer is going down to 0 . Winter .Alex ______o 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 2 5 5 Joggins R F ...... 5 Woods C ...... -...... 5 every game with the idea of seeing Regis ...... 1 1 1 1 4 0 0 0 x 8 6 2 Mines: a more than mediocre and certainly Thomas P ...... 5 IDller ...... Rl•' In 5 innings McConnell struckout 6; a figh~ing Ranger outfit. Palrang in 4 innings 6; P eterson 14. Lombardi ...... ,...... G"F 45 12 1,\ In the three or four practice games Winter ...... Ll!' Two base hits by Kranz, Elliott and Miller. Regis Kunitomo ...... :...... 3B AB R H Wobido ...... SS ----R---- Piggly Wiggly Elliott L F ...... ! Connelly ...... 21l .A.B R H Purcell L F-P ...... 3 Murphy ...... 1B Toley C ...... 4 0 0 Kunitomo SS ...... 4 McGuire ...... C Petrie P ...... 4 0 1 LGillbardi P CF ...... 4 Purcell ------·------·-···--- P Cocran 1 ...... 4 0 0 Maguire C ...... 4 Reserve: Kranz, Elliott, Rayhawk, Polk 2 ...... 1 0 0 Connelly 2 ...... ! Iamonico, McConneli, and Palrang. Rossi 2 & P ...... 3 0 0 Winter 3 ...... 3 K·u111tomo .Arnold 3 ...... 2 0 0 :.Uiller R F ...... 5 .Alex SS ...... 3 0 0 Murphy 1 ...... 3 that have been run off to dat~ then Enis L F ...... 3 0 1 Kranz C F ...... ! 0 has been lots to please the eye, es Garmony C F ...... 3 0 0 McConnell P ...... ! 0 pecially in the inuer garden, "bm·e Pet R F ...... 1 0 0 May 1 ...... ! the middle combination of Wobido Johnson R F ...... 0 0 0 and Connelly is the sweetest in the Dody R F ...... 2 0 0 31 8 5 Rocky Mt. collegiate circles. There'll 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R. H E be lots of double killings around th ' l,<1tz. s ...... 0 0 2 0 3 0 3 3 1 12 15 3 3{) 0 2 5 4 keystone sandbag this season. Regis Regis ____ _o 2 4 2 o 0 o o o 8 Two-bare Murphy and May will hold down tite Pucell Three-base bits: Mays. job on first-whoever wields the big AB R H Connelly 2 ...... 3 2 hits : Service, Quintana. ger stick will take the throws. 'Con RANGERS PULL . 3 McCan· Miller R F ...... 3 3 Strike-outs: Lombar d1 ; uelly at s~cond is fast and Jl-;W.LlP. 2 EASY ONES W o-bodo SS ...... 4 3 2 nell 2. and will be steadied by Wobido --l:t-- In the second practice game of the Winter 3 ...... 4 2 whose 1924 all-conference shortstop year the Rangers won an easy vic· Murphy 1 ...... 4 1 1 McCLENDON pro -DECATUR badge tells his caliber. At the ex - R -- 's stal tory over the .Alexander Industries Maguire C ...... 3 0 0 "Bus" McClendon, last year . press corner there's Kunitomo for 8-2. The third game with anothe; b Jet out b) Elliott L F ...... 3 0 0 Ran ~c~~~ on ~~~~c===treet ======~--_JF~E~~~·I~S~C~-~· L~L~E~G~E~,~; A~P~~~l~L~l~5~,_1~9~2~5~------==~~==~~~~~~===-~~~~~~5c~o~n__ Trruns where you'll be cut off from George, looka the Wilde mY. tp mr; everybody, why not try the that port-sider is donatln~ B(&ng b$xj, b-6ng bicx, telephone booth? and he ougma know Mulli "Nicotine" Bjing bozk m% beln1o -omx A zebra is a ' 'Sport Mo- c:an eats those neckbands oh helk! and ring around a rosY and del" of a jackass. l1ke a cat gargles catni Remember last Spring --R-- rrhe old cry of "Get a '!'h ere! Whadda I tell Yo:; when Cherry Creek rose up drop-the-handkerchief and Nevins-''Sorry, old fellow, prisone r's base with myself aorse.. seems to have been He got a big blow. Oh, and the Union Station was but I am looking for a little changed to ''Get a pedes- wha_t , a ride that apple ; washed out? Well, I was until I got warm-! got too financia l succor." 1 warm! I couldn't be a hu trian." ge.ttm . Ugh! Well, if Old right there and Saw the .jan McGinnis - ''Also sorry, Modern Invention! The Kid Concrete hasn't come to itors do it. They draped the man m erry-go-round or a but I am not the financial pin-wheel a ll night. I could four-wheel brake enables the life out in center. Good Deg iron cuspidors Over the in sucker I used to be. car to stop on top of the Kid. What! Out! Where'd flamation bureau , and start n't r em ember whether it was --R-- best to freeze the adam's ap pedestrian rather than run they get that minus sign' ed ·to mop out. I went out Fam o u s 'Vords and !\len, over him. 'l'he dirty high,vay·mani ;:::; with the rest of the debris, ple or the toes. While · I "Every puff a pleasure was puzzling over it an in When asked why h e took Why, 'at boy was safe a~ and was tottering up and -the Fat Man. Oli EJ'Tl'IU r f · three wives the defendant asbestos. Say, they oughta Vol. dow noutside, wishing my spiration came to me. I took " Why pay more?"-the bedroom would hasten along, the top s heet and tore it in answered. ''One can't do en ~ let these correspondence R ag-pick e r. ough work, and bigamy is a school umpires fret over when I saw a sign stuck up two, wrapped one half "They satisfy." - the If you can't afford to crime." mah jong and leave this on the fence. You know the a round m y shou~r blades, Judge. travel you can get Pullman kind of fence they have in the other half around my Are we to imply that it is game to two-eyed boys RE --R-- luxury at home. Just crawl worship that prompts the Hammerstein up. Wow! · all stations to keep the pas well developed feet, and up on a closet shelf and festooned the blanket over Cruel Woild new bride to place burnt of~ --R- sengers from going out and ' 'I ·wan' t to tell you. si.r sticlt a c inder in your eye. ~gl mounting the train before it my mid-section. And as I ferings before here husband Och! such a: disgrace yet I got engaged to your --R- three times a day? We have just learned the de: comes. That's the fence I lay there, looking like a Red Bachelors. mean. That sign stuck up Cross patient, what do you daughter." "Pretty soft," saaid the mise of one of our subscrib suppose happened? Think "Well, dash it a ll--don't Flora-l-leavens! Janie has student, as h e scratched his ers. Another has left town there hadn't any sense at come to me for sympathy. fa lle n overboard and look at all. Most stuck-up things h a rd now.-Yes I went to h ead. by request-we hope he be: Th s leep. What do pou expect banging thoso s h a rks. You can't clean Ul> in th1s comes afflicted with hang haven't. But I was a des Dora-Don't worry; they [)rat pe rate man, and willing to around h ere every night for world with soft soap. It re- nails. If the other two don't six months •• 're man eating s hark s. quires grit. pa.y un we'll either ha'\"e to try anything once. 'l'he sign --R-- said: • 'Use This Gate for --R-- Those who pride them- suspend publication or go to nm1 "Don't think you'll be ' Voof! selves on being hard-boiled work. Oh, the disgrace from S leeper!'' "If the 'vurst comes t o I examined the gate, but it missed,'' said the militant are usually only half-baked. it! Ever since our parlance 19. wife, as she hurled the roll the wurst," said the sau sage What are we going to do was conducted in terms of seem ed a poor prospect. I stuffer, as he linked up the n ever felt a harder gate in ing pin at her husband. with a thousand new laws "Goo" and "Da" we have Jbe --R-- links, ''dog gone.'' annually when we haven't ambitioned to 'roll in my life. Not that the hard THE CORNERED POET --R-- ness mattered . I have be C utting Into Society yet learned to keep the Ten wealth', to be a 'big man', When Seint George hadde Customer-''Say, George, Advertisement. "~i<'e Commandments? to be 'one who does things', com e accustomed a nd cal steady position, easy work. loused to those macademized sleyn e ye draggone, that razor is pretty dull." The only sweeping reform a Napoleon of Finance-a mattresses foisted upon the He sate him downe furninst Barber-' 'Mought be, sah. good pay. No brains re that has succeeded is the Caotain of Industry! Like public, which make you a f laggone; it was out to a party las' quired. This means you!" vacuum.. cleaner. all others who 'bear the And, wit ye well, Slap! --R -- stamp of success,' namely, !he dream that you are sleeping night." __ R __ . "My intellect is my fort- on the dining room table Within a spell ::-;DIROD'S NOTICE Calvin C .. Abraham Lincoln, with none of the dishes re H e h a dde a platsaunt jag Notice! une.' ' When meeting a wild ani- Lydia E. Pinkham, and Earl ·~ moved. But the bars were on. "Those wishing to take a "Ah , well-Poverty Isn't mal stand perfectly motion- Strongfort, we 'rose from tJ so wide and so perpendicular --R-- day off on account of sick- a crime." less, stare hinl in the eye the ranks. We used to live that I didn't see how any Prope ripam fluvii solus n ess. funerals, or other un- --R -- and show yo-ur teeth-~11 on fifteen cents a day. It one could adhere to them forseen developments must I can't tell you the story A scnex silently sat; of them. and one at a time II without at least a few les Super capitum fuit his wig, so advice the principal be~ aborut the crude oil,-n ot ~na~v beh~~er:~it~ngw;os Y~~n~~ sons by mail from Provi Et wig super, fuit his hat. fore nine o'clock on tne that it isn't refined, but I ~ :O~:~~~i~· w:i~h~~u~:~~t~~ \Ve bought a pint of milk for dence, R. I., so I rejected morning of the game." might slip up on it. the opposite dirt?ctton and bre~kfast and a loaf of the gate in favor of some Blew Zephyrus alte, acerbus. --R-- --·R-- other and more conventional Dum e lderly gentleman Time separates the best of "Just one more g lass. saJ', ''Feet, don't be negli- ~~:~d f~~r s~~~~~~· ~~ ::~ arrangement. · sat; friends. When h e was boys, and we'll a ll go gent." down terribly. Couldn't eat At last my vehicle wheez~ Et a capite took up quite twenty his wife was eigh- home," said the dishwasher Bears are harmless. Re- anything but foods, nor ed into the station. It was torve t pen; a nd when he is forty- as h e laid down the soap. member this. The only kind drink anything but liquids. of bears that are harmful Went daY after day without a big car, with a ntce poetic Et in rivum proJeclt his five, s h e~~ twenty-eight. Noah ~ ~o~posPd to n a m e on the side, like Skow hat. are grizzly bears. brown, s leep. If it hadn't been tor h egan, or Malaria, or some Mr. Phsmith's mother-in- gambling in the Ark that h e black, polar and bug. the ten hours we got every s u ch name as they put on Tunc soft maledixt the old law, while returning home sat on the deck all day. To make an elephant into night we might even now be sleeping cars-They would man, last evening was h eld up by -- R -- piano keys and mah jong studying botany from the n 't dare to paint it on a car Tunc stooped from the two masked m en. We are Judge-You've been drink- tiles don't use bird-shot or roots up. We became slen that wasn't s leeping; any bank where he sat informed that both escaped ing whiskey. anti-aircraft guns. der. However we obtained car that was wid~ awake Et cum scipio poked in the ,vith their lives. Bootlegger-Thank you. As the Boy Scouts will tell a steady job as understudy would fight back. As i ·went water, --R-- --R-- you. ·when lost in the big to the ossified man in a side down the aisle I met the mid Conatus servare his bat. On the first of the month A visitor said to a little sticks, sit down and think. show. This fellow was later night chorus of s nores from there is no female or any- girl, "And what wi11 you do, ']~hat's a hot one. Don't married to the fat lady. You e ither side. They had never Blew Zephyrus alte, acerbus, thing e lse more deadly than my dear, when you are a~ advertise in the Denver Post, should seen them two! She rehearsed together before, The mon1e nt it saw him at the mail. big as your mother?" but sit do,vn and Quietly was a lmost "embonpoint." and they weren't reh ears that; -- R -- "Oh, I'll diet and roll on think. Think about your in- They looked like a drum and ing togehter then, by Et whisked his novem nice Too often a grade-crossing the floor." C'ome tax or repeat the mul- fife when they went out to about sixteen octaves. Then wig is the m eeting place of head- -- R -- tiplication tables. gether. --But this was all I m et the conductor. He lights a nd light h eads. He-Are you fond of Never shoot an Elk. Any before we took up the paul In f lumen, along with his 1 looked me over with one eye hat. -- R -- sports? more than you would a Ma- try business. Yes, we were and kept the other on the ''Mummy, now d addy's She--Yes, if they spend son or an Odd Fellow. once employed as nurse to a , I green-curtained chorus-his Ab imo pectore damnavit been made a knight, I s up- enough. Above all. remember this: drove of babY chicks. Ever eyes were made tor double In coeruleu s eye dolor sat; pose I am a nightie." --R-- you positively c annot make striving toward an ul.tima~e duty. Said he, "Upper Tunc despairingly threw in --R-- Static n Mexican hairless dog out goal-success, we tried 10 Ten?" his cane Considerate Many auto wrecks are due of a porcupinf" with your our weak. boyish manner to 0 Well," I said, "I've Nare cum his wig and his • 'Who giveth this woman to loose nuts. safety razor. The only way be a good mother to those n ever traced my family that h a t . away '' asked the cleryman. 3.'he man who used to hook is to pull the quills out one chickens. we never once had far back, but if I make tha t L'ENVOI A man in the back row, to up the back of his wife's by one, murmuring- softly, the remotest idea whether impression upon a perfect Contra bonos mores,- don't him"self, "11 could, but I dress n ow has to shave the "She loves me. she loves me those noisy little powder- stranger, this is surely a swear 'von't." back of her neck. not.' • puffs were going to grow UP proud moment of my life." It 'est wicked you know --R-- As to America's sense of -- R -- regular voters or suffrag- We talked the matter over (verbum sat), humor, observe the kind of Debate are our modern ettes. And now when.~~ a little more intelligently, Doc-"You a r e all right. Si this tale habet no other Your pulse is regular as cars some. people put locks girls bound for perdition? think how easilY we rn~r- and finally split the differ moral on. Emphatically no! Tf we have known, we become us ence--! took lower five. c l o ck~ work.'' Meh e rcle ! You ' re gratus 1 When a girl gives up a follo'v them :;;ornE" afternoon million about the is.th.rn Well, I bumped my head the Patient- 'You h ave hold tothat! of my wrist w a tch." good job to get married, it of a Saturday "~e·n probn.bly for shame at our stupJdi~~ii· customary number of times 0. Chemist skilled, investi may be love and it may be see them at the base-bnll Here's the waY to against the upper birth, and --R-- us~ gate! Concreto Evjdence laziness. game. WitneRCJ the g-rowth Take the animal ~nder sthe laid out. the p lans and spe Answer this quiz of mine: The less of it they have, of our girlish indepen- picion and put 1t on u cifications of that blanket At the last • •get-together' , think I know what Car m eeting of the Cement Mix the m ore people seem obses de nee-- baby's high chair-if yoe that is, whoever made the bona t e, sed with the inclination to original, survey of that piece er's Union, Goofy McGlue 1915-Hallna at the balJ have no baby, borro: r:~u: But where did Iodine? stuck for a ch a rter of a speak their mind. g-ame. Oh, Geor·ge. that man Jn extreme cases a U anY· of goods, hadn't been think --R-- ing of me at all. It was 1nore binding n ature . The A man must have a post with the cage on h iR fa<'e inYerted fish bowl, ~r It 'Tis midnight, a nd the sett permanent members agreed graduate course in sword- saift they were goin~ tn thing like tha~. the P1anoPut made for a much briefer ing sun person. It was short both to ~tick with him on this swallowing and snake- !;trike. Isn't he mPnn? you insist. will ser(ve .. g if Js s lowly rising in the ch arming, before fooling ways. But when I start to very firmly. And we only juc::t $!Ot hPrP. ~orne bread crumb~ ts:~d. west: --R- with this bootleg liquor. What are theY chPt-ring for? possible, Butter-Nrhe finest do anything I keep right on The rapid rivers s lowly till I get the answer some Deep Stuff The cave dweller used to Oh. I se-e-! ThP man jumn- made .with on:IY roximate run, Adam Frost now holds the go out with a club and Pd onto the benn-hag. But ingred ents), iO P tch' If how. So I kept on working The frog sings on his 1 at that--doily, till I got a mateur swimming record in knock a woman cold to take he forgot hl~ !'l-tiC'k. Oh. adjacency. Then wrer 'and down y nest. competition. Having beaten h er for a mate. Now the ·what a love-ly hit! What. he eats. it's a roos r'Y U'P under it. I got every bit of The pensive goat and spor his competitors, a bag of ce woman fixes her~elf up to it WP'Tlt hackwn rrl~? Whflt Never fails! . ,-~ur pullet! me u nder it. B u t not all at tive cow, m ent a nd a hunk of pig-iron knock the men cold! of it? Oh. it w::t.:=; ::~ font. lf she eats 1t 8 ,A.lgeron. once! Mercy no! I wasn't Hilarious. leap from bough simultaneously u nder it. by 3-5s seconds in sinking in The two thing• that tend I a e-ree with you. It cer· w it h the bay-rubm.ld out on to bou gh. eight feet of water. most to ·break up the home tainb.,. was a foul thinq- tn before we get a That is I was not unanim -Anon. --R-- are a woman's love for dry make him :"1 t it fill that one! ously under it. There was --R-- ~trikP never a majoritY of me Hong-I was tn Tokio goods a nd a man's love of over again. Anit he has suC'h under it at any one time. I The Stenographer's Vacation when the earthqua ke occur wet-goods. lovely hair. What a rm'le got under it on t h e inst~ Il My tYpus t si on her vacatoin r ed . They say that the Spanish man that is nvpr on the ment plan. That is, I got My trroi<::. t's awau fpr a Kong-So was I. hidalgos often go three thou chalk l inP. Wh~t Jq hP RP11- under it in sections. and as week I-Iong-Sake ! ~and miles on a gallen. in~. wafflE's? Oh. he iR thP fast as one panel of me got My ytpul us in hwr vscarlon --R-- But you can' t believe a ll you coach? 'rhey arP C'hPertng nnc~er it, the one that had Wgile thse danm keys plsy The Portland J ournal says h ear about those foreign a~ain. What. thp\·'rP chanJ! been under just before. got hude and seej. -"The fire was put out be cars. in~ pitchPr~. Did they break CjOrus fore a ny serious damage was uut. If you have that tired. the one thev had? I kept this up for quite ' 0'!1. breng boxk, bting bzkc, done by the city fire depart wornout feeling and want to 1925-Fedor:t at thP n~- while, playing h ide and seek Brung becj mu b'Onnie ti ment." have a nice quiet holiday tional pastime. Well.