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VOLUME 108 ISSUE 16 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 Terry Jones arrested, found with gas-soaked according to the release. Deputies also arrested the driver, He was on the way to burn 2,998 near Tampa 44-year-old Dove World Outreach Pas- KATHRYN VARN At about 5 p.m., deputies arrested 61-year-old Jones tor Marvin Wayne Sapp Jr., on charges of Alligator Staff Writer [email protected] about 35 miles east of Tampa on one count of unlawful con- unlawful conveyance of fuel and invalid veyance of fuel, according to a Polk County Sheriff’s Offi ce registration for the smoker attached to MULBERRY, Fla. — Polk County Sheriff’s Offi ce depu- news release. His organization had planned to burn 2,998 his car. ties arrested the Rev. Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach copies of the in a park, according to its website. Deputies seized Sapp’s 1998 Chevrolet Center — which left Gainesville this summer — on Wednes- Jones Jones will additionally face a charge of unlawful open 1500 pickup truck as well as the smoker day afternoon after they found a smoker full of kerosene- carry of a fi rearm because some deputies said they saw him containing the Qurans, according to the release. soaked Qurans attached to the car he was riding in. carrying a handgun in a Mulberry McDonald’s parking lot, SEE TERRY, PAGE 4 Record number of students slate for October elections � MORE THAN 670 QUALIFIED.

COLLEEN WRIGHT Alligator Staff Writer [email protected] After a slow start, more students qualifi ed and slat- ed for UF Student Government Senate seats than last semester. A record 674 students qualifi ed for the 2013 Fall elections, which are next month. In Spring, a total of 513 students qualifi ed, accord- ing to Alligator archives. Supervisor of Elections Justin Hoover said he tried to spread the word about qualifying through social me- dia and advertisements through the Gator Times and Kan Li / Alligator Staff Channel 8 news in the dorms. Wednesday, he said, was the biggest rush, with 465 Dissolving the Union students qualifying in one day. Construction workers watch as a portion of the Reitz Union Colonnade is demolished Wednesday after- “People were trying to get in here and get it done,” noon. The construction at the Reitz is expected to be completed in 2015. Hoover said. Students Party Campaign Manager Helie Dharia said her party will fi ll 44 seats on its slate, the same CAMPUS number as Spring 2013. A total of 61 students slated with the Students Party. Overall, 550 students slated with the Swamp Party. Tenured faculty make for worse teachers Party Spokesman Joseph Michaels said the party will SEAN STEWART-MUNIZ class. Tenured teachers were found to sors are judged on their mentorship, have a full slate with 50 seats. Alligator Staff Writer do poorly on both fronts, as opposed teaching and research, among other “Swamp Party is confi dent that it has assembled the [email protected] to adjunct or nontenured professors. things. Professors who achieve tenure, best candidates the University of Florida has to offer,” Professors dimming the lights and But Marc Heft, senior chairman of typically after a seven-year period, are he said. reading off PowerPoint slides is noth- UF’s Faculty Senate, said giving a pro- given security in that their salaries are The remaining 63 students either did not slate with ing new to college students, but a new fessor tenure doesn’t necessarily mean guaranteed by the university. either party or intend to run as independents, Hoover study from Northwestern University they’re going to become bad teachers. “It’s a bidirectional commitment,” explained. states a teacher’s underperformance “It’s not a fair assessment to say that Heft said. “It’s saying ‘we believe once people get tenure they don’t care in you,’ while you give us your best Both parties announced their slates around mid- might be due to tenure. about anything anymore,” Heft said. work.” night. A mandatory meeting for selected candidates The study followed freshman stu- dents of tenured and nontenured “Some of the most outstanding teach- He said not all faculty is brought on will be held today at 9 p.m. in Rion Ballroom B in the ers I’ve met are highly established ten- to teach, which is why some students Reitz Union. faculty, rating the teachers by the stu- dents’ grades and how many of them ured faculty members.” might be dissatisfi ed with their lectur- took upper-level courses in the same He said the concept of tenure is a ers. Faculty brought on for research fi eld after completing the introductory peer-review process where profes- SEE TENURE, PAGE 4

Today 91/70 Community garden preps for workshops, next season UF alumnus searches for funding to FORECAST 2 CLASSIFIEDS 12 The farm has been operating for about a year, pg 3. publish third novel OPINIONS 6 CROSSWORD 14 Migraine research might mean less of a headache Patrick Arenson launched a Kickstarter, pg 8. the AVENUE 7 SPORTS 15 UF scientists found the source of throbbing pain, pg 5. 2, ALLIGATOR . THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 News Today VOLUME 108 ISSUE 16 ISSN 0889-2423 FORECAST Not offi cially associated with the University of Florida WHAT’S HAPPENING? Published by Campus Communications Inc., of Gainesville, Florida ‘A Long Story’ film screening TODAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY The second free film screening in NEWSROOM the Aegean Movie Nights series 352-376-4458 (Voice), 352-376-4467 (Fax) is playing tonight at 5:10 p.m. Editor Julia Glum, [email protected] in Pugh Hall, Room 150. 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No portion of The Alligator the Student Recreation Center, or email [email protected]. may be reproduced in any means without the written consent of an offi cer of Campus Communica- Room 2. No special shoes or ex- Plaza of the Americas, the tions Inc. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 3 LOCAL Community garden preps for workshops, next season REGINA SIN ter online at www.growgainesville.word- Alligator Contributing Writer press.com. Another workshop about harvesting By 10 a.m. Tuesday, locals were already rainwater will be held Oct. 5, which will bent over in the rich soil of Porters Com- demonstrate how to properly use rainwa- munity Farm, kneeling and pulling weeds ter in gardens. to prepare for planting the next crop: let- Zac Totta, a 21-year-old UF sustainabil- tuce. ity and the built environment senior, said After a little more than a year in opera- he originally came to the farm because he tion, the farm, located at 518 SW Third St., wanted to learn about growing food and has grown more than 500 pounds of or- agriculture. ganic produce and donated it to St. Fran- Now, he said, he’s helping prep the cis House. Now, as it gears up for the fall ground for the cooler season and for new growing season, garden organizers are crops. planning a series of how-to workshops to “I’m here to see the process of the pro- teach residents about gardening. duce that we grow, and it’s nice to spend Travis Mitchell, the farm project man- time doing something physical while help- ager, said since the project started, the ing out the community in some way,” said farm has continued to expand while also Totta. producing full-scale. A November gift of Donna Smith, director of A to Z Pro- fruit trees from Chestnut Hill Tree Farm fessional Childcare Academy, said she’s will take another year or two to get fully taken groups to visit the farm during the established. last year. She said, so far, it’s had a positive Mitchell said one of the upcoming impact. workshops will help residents learn how “I feel that the vegetables grown over to start their own vegetable seeds and sam- there are quality vegetables,” Smith said. Ryan D. Jones / Alligator plings, and to plant at home. “That does enhance the health and knowl- Ellen Vessels, 27, coordinator of the Florida Organic Growers GIFT Gardens program, It will be held on Sept. 21 from 10 a.m. edge, even for the children, as they see shovels compost at Porters Community Garden, located at 518 SW Third St. to noon, and the public is invited to regis- them grow.” Review those privacy settings — Facebook starting to track #trends � NETWORKS CAN SEE THE interfaces (APIs) pull content Bruce Floyd, UF’s social media ple don’t like and keep the good stant feedback on their show DEMOGRAPHIC BREAKDOWN from users who have publicly specialist, said he’s excited about content.” or music, they should search a posted information, and it may the APIs. He said it can also gather hashtag on ,” Wynn said. OF DICUSSION. incorporate that information into They can measure valuable information about pub- “Facebook should stay as a place a public news feed. sentiment, cut out stuff lic opinion, and he said Face- to keep in touch with friends.” SARAH LAPP The interfaces allow major me- book implementing the platform Lakirra Turner, a 19-year-old Alligator Contributing Writer people don’t like and keep dia networks such as Buzzfeed, the good content.” makes sense because it’s where UF East Asian languages and lit- CNN and NBC’s “Today” show many people post declarations erature junior, agreed. She said Bruce Floyd On Monday, Facebook rolled access to fi nd and broadcast real- about trending topics. media networks shouldn’t be al- UF social media specialist out two new interfaces that will time talk about a given topic. Austin Wynn, a 19-year-old lowed to search through Facebook make the social media platform These networks can see the “It won’t change us,” he said. UF microbiology and cell science because that’s not the purpose of more public. By collecting valu- demographic breakdown — in- “It will affect companies by giv- freshman, said he doesn’t like the that social media platform. able feedback, it’s becoming more cluding the age and gender — of ing them access to what people idea of Facebook being scoured “I like Facebook more sub- like Twitter, some locals say. who’s buzzing about what on Fa- are talking about. They can mea- for media chatter. dued,” she said. “Twitter is the The application programming cebook. sure sentiment, cut out stuff peo- “If media networks want in- hot spot for gossip and trends.” 4, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 NATIONAL UF students amibvalent about just-announced iPhone models MELISSA DUKES level model into the iPhone family “Nothing really struck me reading the user’s fingerprint. think there was a big difference be- Alligator Contributing Writer and gives everybody the opportu- The iPhone 5c will go on presale tween the iPhone 5 and the iPhone nity to be an iPhone owner. as something that I would Friday. However, Apple has yet to 5c. There’s a new iPhone in town, The phone will be available in want so badly that I have announce a preorder for the iPhone “Nothing really struck me as and it’s easier on the eyes and the blue, green, pink, yellow and white. to have it.” 5s. Both iPhones will go on sale something that I would want so wallet. The 16 GB iPhone 5c costs $99 and Brandon Herndon Sept. 20. badly that I have to have it,” said Apple announced the release of the 32 GB costs $199. biology sophomore Kelly Johnson, an 18-year-old the 19-year-old biology sophomore. the iPhone 5c and 5s on Tuesday. Newman said the iPhone 5c is UF telecommunication freshman, But the lower price and different The iPhone 5c costs $99 — with a targeted to a younger audience and well as faster processing and Touch has the iPhone 4 and is due for an colors are features that could pro- two-year contract — for the small- thinks high-school-age people will ID. upgrade in November. Even though mote sales among students, he said. est storage space and comes in five seek out the color option. Touch ID reads any fingerprint the iPhone 5c is less expensive, she “Everyone wants an iPhone,” he different colors. The phone has a Newman described the features programmed into the phone and said she will most likely get the 5s said. “It’s part of the culture these polycarbonate plastic casing. on the iPhone 5s as game-changing. will serve as a security feature, he because of the software. days, so with it being less, then peo- Ross Newman, CEO of iHospi- He said the 5s will have a better said. The user just clicks the home After seeing the new phone, ple are probably going to be buying tal, said the iPhone 5c is the entry- camera and flash technology, as button, and it unlocks the phone by Brandon Herndon said he didn’t them, especially college students.” Hub renovations pricey but worth it � THE OUTDOOR the renovations alone ended flow of people through the Yale prof talks beliefs at UF PROJECT BROKE up costing about $335,000, area, providing a new bus but the total cost of the proj- shelter, better access to the � THE NEXT EVENT IN THE in the groups they want to belong to, regardless of how much science they GROUND IN EARLY MAY, ect was above that estimated Food Service Court in the SPEAKER SERIES IS OCT. 15. know. AND IT COST MORE amount. HUB, as well as providing a “People use their critical reason- THAN $417,000. very pleasant outdoor seat- “It does a good job NIKO PIFFERETTI ing abilities in ways that make them ing area,” he said. “It does Alligator Contributing Writer of connecting the HUB fit into their group,” he said. ISHA CHOKSI a good job of connecting the The speaker series is designed as Alligator Contributing Writer to the street and the HUB to the street and the On the most polarizing scien- a dialogue between science and the people in that area.” people in that area.” tific issues like climate change, more humanities that can lead to better The Hub may not be new, Chandler Rozear The Hub’s new covered knowledge does not necessarily lead understanding of how people sub- but students are noticing its project manager seating has replaced its old to more agreement. Or so said science jectively interpret objective informa- concrete tables. communication theorist and Yale law improvements. “The total cost of the tion, said Sean Adams, acting direc- John Shahin, a 19-year-old professor Dan Kahan when he gave A project that broke project, including design, tor of the center. UF biochemistry sophomore, the first presentation Wednesday for Rachel Walters, a 30-year-old ground on May 6 was meant permits, outages and inspec- said the improvements were the 2013-2014 Center for the Human- postdoctoral geological sciences stu- to resolve the overcrowding tion fees, pushed the project in and outside the Hub with necessary. ities and the Public Sphere Speaker dent, was one of about 60 people in cost to a bit over $417,000,” Series, “‘Civil’ Society?” additional seating. “I remember how annoy- the audience. Rozear said. Kahan spoke to students, profes- According to Alligator ar- ing it was eating with my “It’s important to try to start fixing Still, he sees the renova- sors and administrators Wednesday chives, the renovations were friends on those old tables,” the disparity between what the pub- tions as having a positive ef- evening in the Smathers Library. he said. “The umbrellas are lic believes and what science says, projected to cost $350,000. fect on the Hub and the area Kahan discussed his cultural cog- wonderful. The additions especially in controversial issues like In an email interview, around it. nition thesis, which claims people made to the Hub were a climate change,” she said. Chandler Rozear, project “It has proven to be a will align some of their scientific be- much-needed improvement, The next installment in the seven- manager of architecture and most attractive improvement liefs with the ones that are popular easily worth the cost.” month speaker series is on Oct. 15. engineering with the UF to the area by enhancing the Physical Plant Division, said Jones’ ministry burned copies in September 2010 Not all faculty Terry, from page 1 Gainesville until July, sparked contro- and its similarities to other faiths. versy after threatening to burn Qurans “As a Christian priest, you would meant to instruct Sapp will receive citations for im- on Sept. 11, 2010. Later, church mem- expect him to read it and see the way in proper lighting on the smoker as well. bers did burn copies on site. which the Quran is calling to the same Geoffrey Panjeton, 22, a second-year God,” he said. “Faiths are more similar , from page 1 As of press time, officials said Jones tenure and Sapp were in the process of getting UF medical student and president of than they are different.” the Muslim Medical Students Associa- However, Panjeton said he hopes are primarily assigned a specific role while also booked into the Polk County Jail. Jones, whose ministry was based in tion, said he’s disappointed Jones hasn’t that, like the first Quran burning at- undertaking a lecture, as opposed to professors taken the time to understand the Quran tempt, this incident will spark interfaith who are expected to both teach and conduct re- conversation. search. “The hope would be that as more He said the issue of tenure doesn’t separate people access the Quran and see the the good teachers from the bad but is instead a case-by-case basis. Quran,” he said, “it becomes less exotic “When I was in school, I had my share of and different and strange and becomes good and bad teachers,” Heft said. “To say that more familiar.” just because someone becomes tenured they The 20-acre Gainesville property that change what they do, is wrong.” Jones’ ministry vacated in the spring is Barbara Romanova, a 21-year-old UF psy- now owned by another church, Spirit of chology senior, said her experiences with ten- Faith ministries. ured professors are typically good. She said she In April, when Jones announced he heard mixed reviews about a tenured professor would move his ministry south, he told at UF, but her time in his class went well. the Alligator his goals wouldn’t change “It gives them a sense of job security that al- with his location. lows them to say, ‘I’m going to give it my all,’” He said he considered raising Romanova said. awareness about the moral, spiritual Andrew Kerr, a 20-year-old UF computer en- and financial condition of America his gineer junior, said whether tenure makes for a mission and that he would keep hold- bad teacher depends entirely on the professor. ing rallies, conferences and demonstra- “I’ve had crappy professors that I know for tions. a fact weren’t tenured,” he said. “But I’ve never “We will continue with the encountered a professor I knew was tenured Courtesy to the Alligator same things we have done here in and didn’t do a good job.” Kerosene-soaked Qurans sit in a smoker Wednesday in Mulberry, Fla. Polk Gainesville,” he said. County Sheriff’s Office arrested the Rev. Terry Jones and Wayne Sapp Jr. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 5 Thief tries to gouge out officer’s eyes KATHRYN VARN in front of Alligator Staff Writer a house on [email protected] N o r t h e a s t A Gainesville man was ar- Third Av- rested after attempting to gouge enue. out a police officer’s eyes over a W h i l e bottle of wine Tuesday. the officer Gainesville Police arrested was trying 39-year-old Troy Delano Allen Allen to handcuff on charges of resisting an of- him, Allen ficer, battery on a law enforce- started punching and kick- ment officer and petit theft, ac- ing the officer. He then tried cording to an arrest report. to gouge the officer’s eyes out An employee said he saw with his thumbs, leaving the of- Allen leave Food Max, located ficer with a swollen eye, bruises at 1304 E. University Ave., with and scratches, according to the a $6 bottle of Arbor Mist wine report. The officer had to use a without paying for it, accord- Taser to subdue Allen, wrote ing to the report. An officer saw GPD Spokesman Officer Ben Tobias in an email. Allen walking in the 1300 block Emily Cochrane / Alligator of Northeast First Avenue and Officers booked Allen into told him to stop. Allen started the Alachua County Jail on Paper Goods running down the road and Wednesday at about 2 a.m., UF exploratory freshman Cassidy Sizemore, 18, pins her good deed to a small replica of the Twin cutting through yards until where he remained as of press Towers on Turlington Plaza on Wednesday afternoon. The Good Deed Mitzvah Marathon, hosted by time with a $90,000 bond. the officer caught up with him the Lubavitch-Chabad Jewish Student Center and Student Group, was intended to give people an opportunity to do a good deed to honor the victims of 9/11.

LIFESTYLE Migraine research might mean less of a headache for patients RJ SCHAFFER sation to find the true source of the had nothing to do the final stand,” Ahn said. “The second-year UF medical student. Alligator Contributing Writer pain. with the heart but truth is that opioids really aren’t that In many cases, drugs feed the “The more that I got into the basic was actually fully effective, and for most people, there pain addiction instead of the cause UF Health scientists have dis- signs underlying the migraine pro- in the brain. are really unpleasant side effects … of the pain being addressed, Ahn covered that the source of throbbing cess, the more skeptical I got (about The discov- it just doesn’t work. It doesn’t get said. pain in migraines comes from al- the source of pain),” Ahn said. ery could impact people back to work.” “The war on drugs is no longer pha brain waves, not the heartbeat. Ahn and his team used dozens changes in ther- With different types of therapy, about illegal drugs,” Ahn said. “It’s These new findings could result of patients over the past year to test apy. doctors can allocate resources in dif- about prescription drugs. That’s in changes in how people receive the relation between the pulsation Ahn Most of the ferent areas instead of continually where people are getting their opi- therapy. patients felt in their heads and their treatment given to patients does not using money to pay for treatments oids now. It’s not from across the Neurologist Andrew Ahn and actual heartbeat. Ahn found the two cure the source of the pain but sim- that are ineffective, Ahn said. border.” his colleagues have been working were drastically different. ply reduces the amount of pain the “We are taught to guide our Ahn said changes could poten- on the project for more than 10 years The difference in the two rates patient feels, Ahn said. treatments by the body systems af- tially take up to 10 years before they and used techniques involving pul- led him to believe the throbbing pain “People view opioids as being fected,” said Sean Connolly, 23, a are seen in the medical world. Naked Juice bares consequences HIV-positive writer speaks of lawsuit, compensates customers � THE FREE EVENT WILL BE to live. With little knowledge of HIV, she’d planned her funeral. friendly format comes worries of AT 7 P.M. “I really thought of the end of fraud. my life,” she said. “At the time, People can get up to $75 “It sounds a bit easily gamed,” BILLY JEAN LOUIS it was a death sentence.” “I understand it’s false adver- said Akin. “You can just go on Alligator Contributing Writer Six years after her diagnosis, ALEX HARRIS there, some random person, and Alligator Staff [email protected] tising, but it doesn’t bother me she said she realized living a that they use genetically modified get $45?” Award-winning journal- normal life was possible. Naked Juice may be leaving its soy in their products,” he said. “I Frank Torres, a 20-year-old ist and HIV and AIDS activist Hofmann used journalism to customers feeling a little less bare don’t necessarily equate safety business management junior, said Regan Hofmann will speak at raise awareness. after the conclusion of a class ac- with organic like some people he agrees that the easy money the Reitz Union Grand Ballroom She said she put herself on tion legal settlement, and UF stu- do.” could be tempting to students. today. the cover of the first publica- dents may reap the benefits. “I’d take the money,” he said. The free event will be held at tion she worked on, announcing The company, a subsidiary of “I understand it’s false “I’m fairly certain I’ve bought Na- 7 p.m. and is part of UF’s annual to everyone she was diagnosed PepsiCo, advertises its products advertising, but it doesn’t ked Juice sometime in the last few Common Reading Program. The with HIV. using phrases like “100% Fruit,” bother me that they use years.” UF bookstore will be selling Hof- She said her announcement “All Natural” and “Non-GMO.” The wide scope of the claim, mann’s memoir, and she will be shocked her relatives and col- Recently, plaintiffs in the law- genetically modified soy in for any individuals who pur- signing autographs. leagues. suit settled out of court with Pep- their products.” chased Naked Juice between Sept. Alison Spannaus, the event’s Hofmann said she became an siCo about false labeling of the Otto Akin 27, 2007, and Aug. 19, 2013, leaves organizer, said she reached out HIV and AIDS activist because beverages, according to the web- UF economics seinor plenty of room for guessing over to Hofmann as a speaker be- she believes what happened to site for the lawsuit. The suit al- whether or not an individual pur- cause of Hofmann’s personal her doesn’t have to happen to leges that some of the ingredients As part of the settlement, Na- chased the drink, said Torres. history with HIV. anyone else. used in several of the products are ked customers can apply for up to But Akin, unlike many of his Hofmann said when she She said it is “criminal that not as pure as advertised, includ- $75 in reimbursement for qualify- peers, said he probably won’t take found out she was diagnosed we don’t do a better job at teach- ing genetically modified soy. ing products with proof of pur- advantage of the deal. with HIV in 1996, her doctor ing young adults about the dis- But UF students like Otto chase. Without it, customers can “I’d feel bad,” he said. “I’m told her she only had one year ease.” Akin, a 21-year-old economics se- still net up to $45. interested in the story but not in nior, were unmoved. But along with this consumer making $45 from Pepsi.” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS

Editorial We Can’t Stop: Why do we turn to pop culture in turmoil? hen I fi nd myself in times of trouble/Miley Cyrus comes to me/speaking words of wisdom:/”la-da- Wdee-da-dee, we like to party.” On the serious, it seems as if only two things dominate the news cycle: Syria and Cyrus — OK, and maybe the iPhone 5c. We digress. After the fl urry of Internet activity surrounding Cyrus’ beaten-to-death-by-the-moral-police VMAs performance, the New Yorker published an insightful reaction piece. Writer Sasha Weiss commented on the infl uence of Internet culture and social media, and reminded everyone that as long as there are innocent young pop ingénues, there will be drastic image transformations — see Madonna’s burning crosses and cone bras and Britney’s red bodysuit circa “Oops! I Did it Again.” “Most of us are dimly aware of ships massing in the east- ern Mediterranean to bomb Syria, and watching Cyrus gyrate on a page of news stories reminds us of how dim that aware- ness is, how easily we can be drawn away from seriousness into frivolity, and back again,” Weiss wrote in the article titled “Reacting to Miley.” The back-and-forth of the frivolous and the serious contin- ues this week with the release of Cyrus’ new music video for her song “Wrecking Ball,” which happened to coincide with President Obama’s speech about the Russian diplomatic plan his administration is preparing. Column Both have received criticism in their respective fi elds: Po- litical commenters said Obama’s cause is lost, and he’s failed to be consistent and clear in his statements about his intent to Big Brother’s watching: NSA exploits data strike Syria with a calculated missile attack. The nation’s trust cache in Obama keeps diminishing, and his vague speech — e’re on the verge of a second civil war. The agency spends roughly no American boots on Syrian ground, no “pinprick strikes” However, this one won’t be fought in fi elds $250 million a year of taxpayer — did little to put Americans at ease. Wwith guns — it will be fought behind screens dollars on the Sigint Enabling Another equally loud collective voice of criticism has been with codes. Project, according to its budget directed toward Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video. Just as We’ve all heard about the National Security Agen- request on The New York Times her VMAs performance was “debated, criticized and dissect- cy’s blatant disregard for individual privacy after Ed- Justin Jones website. This project seeks to ed to the point of obscurity,” as Weiss wrote, her music video ward Snowden leaked classifi ed documents in June. We [email protected] work with U.S. tech companies was met with the same sort of pearl-clutching hysteria when didn’t know the full scope of the data theft until recent- to install “back doors” into soft- people watched her swing nude atop a literal wrecking ball. ly, though more information has yet to be released. ware, essentially allowing the Another Internet explosion ensued — complete with par- One week ago today, The New York Times, the NSA to access data from supposedly secure programs ody Vines and condescending faux concerned Fox News cov- Guardian and ProPublica jointly published a story stat- erage. People reacted as if they’d never seen a naked human like Skype, Outlook and Gmail. in a popular video before, even with Justin Timberlake and ing that the NSA is able to crack Internet encryption, This weakens national security. The back doors his cheap imitation, Robin Thicke, and their respective music making virtually everything you do accessible to them. might be hidden, but they can be found and exploited videos featuring nude bodies. Secure email, virtual private networks and encrypted by others. Although it was fun at fi rst, Mileygate is quickly becom- chat rooms — virtually anything protecting you from Even if the NSA says it has the people’s best interests ing tiresome. We get that pop culture is the candy shop and prying eyes — has been torn away. at heart, it’s making those people vulnerable to hackers international upheaval is the Brussels sprout, but what’s hap- More disconcerting are the code names for these with malicious intent. pening abroad deserves attention as well. higher-than-top-secret operations: Bullrun and Manas- People write all of this off, thinking that if you have During a speech on Tuesday, said, “In a sas. Those are two names for the fi rst battle of the Civil nothing to hide, you have no reason to be afraid. Howev- democracy, citizens cannot sit on the sidelines, that we have War, where the public was declared an enemy of the er, the Hawthorne effect is well documented and shows to ‘get into the arena,’ as Teddy Roosevelt called it, and par- state, according to the Guardian. Even rhetorically, we ticipate.” that people behave differently under observation. Phys- We have a feeling that Hils, unfortunately, wasn’t refer- are all enemies of the NSA. ics majors should know that even light behaves differ- ring to rebellious 20-year-old pop stars. Usually with top secret operations, individuals in- ently under observation. By nature of observing people, volved are briefed on a “need-to-know” basis, which they stop being who they are and act differently. means exactly what it sounds like. If you need to know Now, what I said earlier about the Civil War sounds Reader response something about the operation, you’re told. But accord- drastic, but it’s not. For now, we don’t have much to ing to a briefi ng document about Bullrun, there was no fear. What about when the government has a vested in- Today’s question: Have you ever had an extremely need-to-know basis. terest in what you’re saying behind closed doors? What bad professor? While I’ve spent my summer being outraged the if what you’re doing or saying contrasts what’s in its Wednesday’s question: Should the 13% YES government thinks it has any authority to infringe on interest? United States go to war with Syria? my rights as a citizen, others have been enraged that our Well, then the NSA has every tool at its disposal to 87% NO government’s secrets are being published for the world bring you down. 100 TOTAL VOTES to see, buying into the rhetoric that this is necessary for Every encrypted email, every Facebook post and ev- Vote or post a message at www.alligator.org our national security. ery phone call can and will be used against you. Matthew Riva That is a false narrative. Incriminating yourself will have never been easier. Julia Glum Samantha Shavell Chloe Finch The NSA simply doesn’t want the public to know its Justin Jones is a UF journalism senior. His column runs EDITOR OPINIONS EDITOR MANAGING EDITORS strategy. on Thursdays. The views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator.

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She before cow’s milk because it’s healthier The Conch Avenue Writer willingly jumped onto a metal platform and tastier. and happily chowed down on feed as “Goat’s milk is smoother and has a Dispersed throughout 46 acres are 10 Meister began to milk her. sweeter taste than cow’s milk,” Patel cows, 11 horses, 25 chickens, two roost- turns one “The smaller of the two udders doesn’t said. ers, five dogs, three donkeys and about need to be milked because her little guy is A 3-year-old buck that goes by the LAUREN ADAMSON 100 goats. It’s safe to say Charlie Meister nursing on that teat,” Meister said. name Number 19 is the hot commodity Avenue Writer has his hands full — usually with bottles Crouched down on one knee, his left and the reason for almost all of the kids at and animal feed. hand squeezed the teat, and his right held Greathouse Farm. The open mic stood center stage like For the past three years, Meister, 72, an aluminum bowl with lukewarm milk Don’t underestimate the fact that he’s a blinking cursor on a blank Word doc- ument, expectantly waiting for some- has been posting ads in the classifieds sec- from the first session earlier that day. young because he breeds with all the one to approach it. Natalie Nix, 26, a tion of The Alligator to spread the word The milk squirts out in increments that does, Meister said. UF English alumna and emcee for The about his goats and hopefully sell some. match the power of his squeeze, hits the “He knows his way around the ladies,” Conch, was the first to take on the mic. “Students call me daily to ask about my bottom of the bowl with the speed of a Meister said. “He gets the job done.” goats,” Meister said. “They usually ask Nix greeted everyone and intro- child’s squirt gun and slightly splatters Meister said his goal is to transition his duced the parameters of the event: Tell how much I’m selling them for and then on the sides. farm to solely raise goats, but he knows a five-minute true story without us- say they will call me back but never do. I Anjani Patel, a UF public relations se- that is a huge transition that will take ing any notes relating to this month’s suppose they could think it’s a joke.” nior, said she chooses to drink goat’s milk many years. theme, “Tell your favorite story.” Hidden behind hundreds of trees in In Gainesville, from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Kanapaha Wildlife Sanctuary is Great- on the second Tuesday of every month, house Farm on Southwest 67th Street. talkers of all types are encouraged to “They usually ask how much I’m come out to Lightnin’ Salvage, the open-air bar attached to Satchel’s Piz- selling them for and then say they za, to share their stories. The nights are will call me back but never do. I put on by Grow Radio, Gainesville’s suppose they could think it’s a community Internet radio station. The joke.” events are recorded, and select stories Charlie Meister are uploaded as podcasts on the ra- Gainesville goat farmer dio’s website, www.growradio.org. Bill Bryson, founder of Grow Radio, Meister’s home sits on the property was inspired to start the true storytell- among pastures, horse stalls and the ani- ing project he named “The Conch” in mals roaming his land. Gainesville after visiting Atlanta and If you get past the honking Chinese seeing its popularity there. geese and clucking chicken pecking at “I was just hopeful that this would your feet, you’re golden. Just watch capture an audience and an interest in out for Paulie — sometimes, she nips at local storytellers,” he said. strangers. And a year since he organized the Paulie, an 8-year-old white Great Pyr- first Conch event, he believes it has. enees with matted fur, is the feistiest of Tuesday evening, The Conch’s one- year anniversary, the locals showed the five guard dogs that protect the farm and, with alcoholic beverages and from any unwanted visitors — including pizza slices in hand, settled into the the three coyotes that “caused a ruckus” booths facing the bar’s short platform last year and feasted on some of Meister’s stage. defenseless goats. Speakers are not allowed to use “Goats are kind, loving animals that notes: “The idea is to tell a story from don’t have a mean bone in their body, the heart and not get so caught up in which makes them easy targets for prey,” your head,” Nix said. Meister said. Some people prepare their stories, About 20 kids (baby goats) were born but many choose to get up spontane- on the farm a couple of months ago. ously, Bryson said. Talea, an 8-year-old goat who was “There seems to be a direct corre- born, bottle-fed and raised on the farm, lation to how much alcohol has been just gave birth to two kids — one buck served,” he said and laughed. (male) and one doe (female) — but she Tuesday night, the crowd was hesi- only accepted the buck. tant, so Satchel’s bartenders were the In the wild, the newly born doe would first two speakers to break the invis- not last a day without her mother’s help, ible barrier between the tables and the Meister said, but he bottle-feeds her mul- stage. tiple times a day. Soon, a fairly steady stream of peo- “[Rejection] happens sometimes, and ple came up with only slight persua- sion from Nix. it’s good that way because I can use her Woody Blue, 61, a local massage milk to bottle-feed other kids” Patricia Butler / Alligator therapist, told of her cross-country Persuaded out of the pasture by a shak- Charlie Meister tends to goats on his farm in Gainesville. Meister owns about 100 see conch, page 10 ing cup of food, Talea followed Meister to goats, 10 cows, 11 horses, 25 chickens, two roosters, five dogs and three donkeys. the milking room.

Big Brother Season 15 Recent UF alumnus writes his third book Tamagotchi makes a comeback ends Wednesday, and The author and entrepreneur launched a Kickstarter on Tuesday ‘90s kids’ favorite egg-shaped pets from space will Grand Theft Auto V hits to raise the $3,250 needed for its publication. Read the story on soon be seen on clothes and accessories. Read stores Tuesday. Read the page 8. the story on page 10. stories online. 8, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 literature UF alumnus searches for funding to publish third novel CHABELI HERRERA Arenson said he was inspired to write the lationship,” he said. these fi ctitious arguments that last so long Avenue Writer book after friends who saw him and his sister His friends, too, would become the inspi- in your mind, and you’re constantly devel- interact told him he should write about their rations behind the book’s characters. oping them and changing them to see where High-powered entrepreneur and former relationship. “It was an all-consuming thing,” he said. they go. So, you’re constantly angry all the UF graduate Paxton Atwood faces a night- “I would say we have an entertaining re- “I couldn’t be around people. You create time.” marish partnership with his older sister in The world of the novel intertwined with the fi ctitious world of “The Curse of the Old- real life to the extent that he couldn’t separate er Sister.” his fi ctitious sister from his real one. Written by entrepreneur and UF alumnus Jessica Wu, a UF alumna, is the only one Patrick Arenson, fi ction and reality meet in a of Arenson’s friends who has read the book tale rooted in Arenson’s own life. in its entirety and is a mutual friend of both The 23-year-old graduated from UF with Arenson siblings. She said she felt the same a master’s degree in entrepreneurship in confusion. May and is now hoping to gain the funding “It was just funny because I remember to make the story of a very similar entrepre- talking to both of them, and I was angry, and neur a published reality. then I was like, ‘Wait, that wasn’t even real. His Kickstarter launched Tuesday to raise That’s in the book,’” said Wu, 22. the $3,250 necessary for publication. Wu said the story surpassed her expec- But Arenson isn’t new to publication. tations, making deeper connections with At 14, he began his fi rst novel, “The Little themes of self-growth and refl ection. Boy Story,” which was completed by the “I think the story from the book does a time he graduated high school and published good job of realizing you should take a look in 2008. In college, prompted by his love for at both perspectives,” Wu said. food, he wrote a cookbook, “Cooking for Col- Ashley Arenson said she isn’t allowed to lege Students: A Beginner’s Guide,” which see the book until the fi nal product, but she was published in 2010. admires her brother for completing the feat, By January 2012, the lifelong reader and true to his determined character. fan of writing was on the way to beginning “You have to be really brave to do that his third book. and follow through with it,” she said. This time, he took pointers from his sur- Writing a fake character that was so close- roundings. ly related to him made writing the book an His older sister by 15 months, Ashley, Kan Li / Allligator Staff emotional experience, Patrick Arenson said. makes her literary debut as the inspiration Entrepreneur and recent UF graduate Patrick Arenson sits in the downtown Star- “You force yourself to deal with topics and for Paxton’s older sister of the same name bucks on Wednesday afternoon. The 23-year-old has written two books and is rais- acknowledge things you normally wouldn’t,” and age difference. ing money on Kickstarter to publish his third. he said. “It forces you to re-prioritize.” THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 9 LIV FIT tip of the week Muscle tissue burns more calories than fat tissue does. Lift weights, bro (and girls, too). By incorporating weight training into your exercise regime, you will increase your body’s muscle mass, which will A combination of cardio and weights is one of the most effective ways to gain muscle while decreasing body fat. As a college student, time is precious. allow your body to burn more calories throughout the day. Circuit training, which is a method of weight training, involves multiple exercises for different parts of the body performed with little rest in between. This will keep your heart rate up, giving you the benefi ts of cardiovascular activity while also building muscle with resistance training. Grab-and-Go Full Body Circuit Training Routine Circuit* Exercise** Main muscle worked Weight Reps Determine your fi tness level and try this full-body cir- 1. Walking lunges (unweighted) 1. Quads, hamstrings, glutes (booty) Will vary for each Reps will vary for cuit routine 2-3 times per week. 1 2. Bent-over rows 2. Back person. each person. Beginners: Do each circuit 1-2 times. Take 60-90 sec- 3. Jump rope for 1 minute 3. Full body ond rests between each set. Example: Do all of circuit 1, take rest, repeat 1 more time and then go on to cir- 2 1. Hamstring curls on exercise 1. Hamstrings, glutes Pick weight you For unweighted cuit 2. ball (unweighted) 3. Biceps feel comfortable exercises, I stick Intermediate: Do each circuit 2-3 times. Take a 45-60 2. Standing dumbbell curls 3. Triceps lifting. with 15-20 reps second rest between each set. Example: Do all of cir- 3. Tricep cable pull-down to get my heart cuit 1, take rest, repeat 1-2 more times and then go 4. Jumping jacks rate pumping. on to circuit 2. 1. Sumo squats (unweighted) 1. Glutes, inner thigh Make sure the For the weighted Advanced: Do each circuit 3-4 times. Take a 30-45 3 second rest between each set. Example: Do all of cir- 2. Seated shoulder press 2. Deltoids (shoulders) last 3-5 repeti- exercises, shoot cuit 1, take rest, repeat 2-3 more times and then go 3. Pushups 3. Pectoral (chest) tions are tough! for 10-20 reps. on to circuit 2. * For defi nitions of “meathead” terms, see the supplement to 1. Calf raises 1. Calves Feel the burn! Do it until it hurts. LivFit online at alligator.org. 4 2. Lower-back extensions 2. Lower back ** To watch how to perform a specifi c exercise or to learn 3. Bicycle crunches 3. Abdominals proper form, visit www.BodyBuilding .com to watch short clips on how to do each exercise. Liv Langdon/Avenue Writer 10, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 international t Next event Women fight song’s message This column ANGELA SKANE But Auckland University “It’s a strange thing to see is Oct. 8 Avenue Writer students Adelaide Dunn, Ol- men, like, in a situation that is provided by ivia Lubbock and Zoe Ellwood women are in often in music Ariel Barnes, CONCH, from page 7 Lines were blurred between were outraged after reading videos,” Dunn said. a 22-year-old hearing and listening in one of the song’s lyrics. The 22-year- After appealing YouTube’s trip in an Oldsmobile with an this summer’s biggest hits. If it old women decided to paro- decision, the women got the majoring in inter- expired registration and insur- weren’t for the topless women dy Thicke’s music video for video back onto YouTube. national studies. ance, how she was stopped by prancing around Robin Thicke, “Blurred Lines” as part of a re- “I think that it shows you Would you like to police and let off, only to hit a T.I. and Pharrell in the music vue show. what YouTube is about,” said deer and have a cop pull over. video for “Blurred Lines,” no 19-year-old Karen Lara, a UF get some Medio- “Objectification of The stories were a mixture one would have heard what accounting sophomore. “You cre Advice? Visit of hilarious rants, confused but Thicke was “trying to say.” women is so ingrained can have the same concept, one http://mediocre- compelling meanderings and The hit’s music video caught in our culture, in ad- with men and women, and the captivating dramas. The sto- heat from feminist groups for vertisements, in music one with women gets taken Ariel Barnes advicegators. rytellers stood on stage with its portrayal of women. down. It favors women being tumblr.com/ask The unrated version of videos, that we see this shown as sex objects, not men.” The Conch’s very own conch the video, found on Thicke’s as normal.” Ellwood thinks people are shell and had their moment to VEVO account, features topless Laurie Mintz taking their song too seriously. tell everyone to shut up and UF psychology professor models being grabbed at. The “We don’t literally mean all Dear Mediocre Advice, listen. And unlike Piggy who single generated attention from of the stuff that we were say- They worked together to I’m really bad about going held the conch in “Lord of the critics who claimed the lyrics ing,” she said. “We don’t want come up with a feminist ver- to the gym. I need motivation. Flies,” the participants were were “rape-y.” But people have to castrate men.” sion of “Blurred Lines,” titled Help me and my fat ass. not beaten to death if the audi- overlooked the lyrics and en- The girls didn’t think they “Defined Lines.” Their video ence disliked what they had to joyed the tune. were being “too radical” when flips the gender roles and shows say. Rather, the audience was “I think that it’s a catchy and they made the video, Lubbock shirtless men clad in tight un- friendly. upbeat song, so it gets you in said. derwear dancing around Dunn, Dear Friend, Woody Blue said she thinks a happier mood,” said Stepha- “Maybe that has to do with Lubbock and Ellwood. Get off your butt, and go to the nie Sheridan, a 19-year-old UF our upbringing and the fact it takes a lot of courage to “Defined Lines” was taken gym. Think about it like this: You biomedical engineering sopho- that New Zealand is a really share a part of yourself with down from YouTube shortly can undo a cookie or doughnut more. liberal country,” she said. strangers and to be vulner- after being posted. by running. That’s easy to fix, UF psychology professor Despite the negative feed- able. It seems everyone listen- “People who tried to watch and I get to say that because I Laurie Mintz doesn’t think the back, they have received posi- ing Tuesday night recognized it were messaging us, telling us ate a doughnut five minutes ago. song caught a lot of people’s at- tive responses to their video. that. the video was gone,” Lubbock They are less difficult to get rid of tention because it isn’t that out “We’ve had a few messages We all know them. There said. “I thought it was unfair than a bubble butt. For example, of the norm for us. from men … saying that they are the people who can spin a ... I think it had a lot to do with you can’t undo farting in front of “Objectification of women is saw the video, and it made them five-second moment of a piz- the fact that we had a lot of re- your boss, a deviated septum or so ingrained in our culture, in really uncomfortable,” Ellwood za falling to the ground into ally negative comments on the a fraternity tattoo. Sure, there’s advertisements, in music vid- said, “and they realized that laser tattoo removal, but does the a gripping 10-minute story. YouTube.” eos, that we see this as normal,” if this was how women felt in Dunn thinks it was flagged embarrassment ever come off? They could be narrators on she said. “It doesn’t even faze everyday life, then they felt that as inappropriate because of the those murder mystery shows us.” they wanted to change things.” that build the suspense for an “gender flipping.” hour until dramatically reveal- ing the perpetrator. We also know the people Dear Mediocre Advice, who can drone on about noth- Tamagotchi makes a comeback As my college career nears ing with no punch line in sight. its close, I find myself wonder- Not unlike info marketers, they � THE VIRTUAL PET FROM SPACE HAS other audiences who have never heard of it ing if guys’ ultimate conquest is simply a fantasy, or if I still keep adding pointless details BEEN REVIVED JUST IN TIME FOR ITS … it’s not passé for them because it was never to try to spice up a dull prod- popular for them. So, it’s an opportunity for it have a fighting chance. What uct, but in the end, it’s still just 16TH BIRTHDAY. to become popular again.” are your thoughts on three- a rag to clean things with. J. C. Penney Professor of Marketing Rich- somes and how to make it hap- But despite the quality of ard Lutz also believes nostalgia plays a role in pen? Ever participated in one? VALERIA YULEE Am I missing out? storytelling, the audience still Avenue Writer Tamagotchi’s return. clapped and cheered. It was Younger kids aren’t usually making their own purchase decisions, Lutz said. People who like in karaoke when the singer Although the virtual pets quickly went out played with Tamagotchis in the ‘90s are now doesn’t know the lyrics, is tone of style in the ‘90s, Bandai Co. Ltd., the Japa- nese company that created the Tamagotchi in their 20s and may buy into the new line for Dear Friend, deaf or chooses Celine Dion, younger generations. Items like this tend to be Threesomes don’t expire after and the audience chimes in to brand, has been making efforts to bring them back to life this year. fad-driven, he said. college, so, you still have a fight- support him or her. ing chance. I have never partici- The emphasis on commu- Bandai Co. Ltd. and its North American “I don’t think I’d want a pillow marketing representative, Sync Beatz Enter- pated in one, and I would hate to nity was evident and is repre- or blanket with my Tamagotchi because I don’t want to take care sentative of the go-local move- tainment, announced last week they signed a deal with Los Angeles-based clothing com- animal on it.” of more than one person in bed, ment that Satchel’s, Grow pany Mighty Fine, giving them licensing rights Sanela Music excluding myself. “You get what Radio and the arts embody. to Tamagotchi L.i.f.e.’s first line of clothing and UF business junior you get, and you don’t get upset” Even the decorations were cre- lifestyle products, according to Women’s Wear is my motto in bed. You need to Alexandra Valverde said she probably ated from mostly local contri- Daily. consider this: how good you re- wouldn’t buy into the new Tamagotchi line be- butions, from the chandeliers Lifestyle products will include home décor ally are with pleasing women and cause it’s not her style. made up of keys to the posts as well as accessories. The clothing line will in- then double that expectation. “I may buy something like that for my niece, adorned with beer cans. clude activewear, T-shirts, bodysuits, dresses, I’m going to assume you want though,” the 21-year-old UF microbiology and So if you are interested in fleece, pants, shorts and skirts for women and the two-girl combo threesome cell science junior said. backing a community radio juniors. package. That’s two vaginas you DiPasquale doesn’t think Tamagotchis are a station, a local restaurant and a Even though she was fond of the toy, Sanela need to prep and impress. If you fad that’s come back to stay for good. dying art form, the tradition of Music, a 21-year old UF business junior, said, cannot execute this, the girls in “Something to remember is that Tamag- “I don’t think I’d want a pillow or blanket with your bed will get bored of mak- The Conch will continue Oct. 8 otchi didn’t stay popular for that long, so I my Tamagotchi animal on it.” ing out in order to make you turn with the prompt “You wanna don’t think that this will stay popular for that Dennis DiPasquale, a UF Ph.D. student in from Play-Doh to rock hard. If hear something really scary.” long,” DiPasquale said. “I think it’s going to be advertising and instructor of Principles of Ad- you want the two-guys-one-girl Participants are encouraged in and out. (It’s) probably a seasonal fad — for vertising, said the respective companies might combo package, well, that’s just to dress in costume for the oc- maybe one year.” be reviving Tamagotchi because it plays a nos- too many pegs and not enough casion. Andrea Bonvecchio said she wouldn’t buy talgic role in the market. holes. I have no idea if you really There will also be dramatic into Tamagotchi L.i.f.e. He said another reason for the brand’s are missing out on this cliché col- under lighting to enhance the “I’m all about owning memorabilia of things comeback might be a chance at a fresh market. lege man-quest, but chances are spooky effect. you’re a fan of as a kid, but Tamagotchi was “The idea of the Tamagotchi is new to its I didn’t change your mind. just a short-lived phase that lasted as long as original demographic,” he said. “(For) the my little Tamagotchis,” she said. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 11 BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND

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As expected, Muschamp said right With a week off, coach Will Muschamp ex- guard Jon Halapio is nearing a return pects most of them to be healthy enough from injury. to return against Tennessee on Sept. 21. Quarterback Jeff Driskel is on crutch- “[Driskel] will be fine es after suffering a sprained knee while for Tennessee. We’re just scrambling against the Hurricanes. Driskel precautionary, just trying to get did not miss a snap in the game despite him off his knee a little bit; we’ve sustaining the injury in the first half. got a long season ahead of us.” “He will be fine for Tennessee,” Mus- Will Muschamp champ said on the weekly Southeastern UF coach Conference Coaches Media Teleconfer- ence on Wednesday. “We’re just precau- Halapio, a second-team All-SEC selec- tionary, just trying to get him off his knee tion, missed Florida’s first two games after a little bit; we’ve got a long season ahead suffering a partially torn pectoral muscle of us.” during the offseason. Prior to the injury, Safety Marcus Maye (shoulder), corner- the redshirt senior had made 27 consecu- back Marcus Roberson (knee), left tackle tive starts for UF. D.J. Humphries (knee) and Buck line- With nine days to go until the Gators backer Dante Fowler (hip) are all expected face the Volunteers, Halapio appears to be to be ready to go against the Volunteers, on schedule to return for the game. Muschamp said. Despite the long list of injuries, Mus- Right tackle Tyler Moore, who was champ said he would have liked to play called for three penalties against Miami, this weekend because of the sour taste suffered an ankle injury while filling in for left in his mouth after Florida’s show- Humphries along the left side of the line. ing against Miami. The Gators racked up If the Gators had a game this week, Moore more than 400 yards of total offense, but would not be ready to play, Muschamp five turnovers and multiple failures in the said. red zone sunk UF. Muschamp added that Moore “prob- The loss dropped Florida from No. 12 ably should be fine” to play against Ten- to No. 18 in the Associated Press Poll. Mi- nessee. ami, unranked entering the game, vaulted The news is not as promising for fresh- to No. 15. man defensive back Nick Washington, “Anytime you lose, regardless of who who suffered a shoulder injury during you’re playing next, you want to get back practice Monday that will require season- on the field,” Muschamp said. ending surgery. “I wish we could line up and play this Ryan Jones / Alligator Washington re-aggravated a shoul- weekend. Unfortunately, that’s the way Jeff Driskel rushes during Florida’s 21-16 loss to Miami on Saturday in Sun Life Stadium. der problem he developed during high our schedule falls. We created this issue, so Driskel suffered a knee sprain in the game but is expected to face Tennessee on Sept. 21. school. now we need to circle the wagons here.” recruiting Three-star offensive line prospect decommits from Gators LANDON WATNICK after that, they hadn’t been talk- “At the same time, that was “South Florida, the same. I “I’m comfortable at both. I’m Alligator Staff Writer @LandonWatnick ing to me.” the first time I ever visited col- checked South Florida out. It’s a just more comfortable at tackle.” Knox, who stands at 6 feet, 6 lege.” good school, a good educational Including Knox, five former After maintaining his ver- inches and weighs 259 pounds, W i t h school, too. … verbal commits have decommit- bal commitment to the Gators said his family, friends or De- F l o r i d a “I think more schools are go- ted from the Gators since Febru- for about seven months, Class Land High coaching staff did not UF Recruiting now out, ing to come. I’m just going to ary. of 2014 offense tackle Benjamin influence his decision. Louisville wait it out.” Florida’s 2014 class now in- Knox opened up his options A three-star prospect, accord- and USF are Knox’s two leaders. Although he primarily plays cludes only 14 commitments, Tuesday night. ing to Rivals.com, Knox original- He has also received offers from at offensive tackle, Knox has also seven of whom rank among Ri- Knox’s reason for decommit- ly committed to Florida on Feb. Utah, Marshall and Middle Ten- lined up at defensive end for De- vals.com’s top 250 prospects. ting from Florida: He has not 16 during the team’s first Junior nessee State. Land. Nine of UF’s verbal commits heard from the UF coaching staff Day of 2013. “I talk to Louisville on a regu- “At UF, if I didn’t work at are prospects sporting four-star since July. “When I went there, I felt like I lar-day basis,” Knox said. offensive tackle, I would have rankings. “I read that they were backing belonged,” Knox said of first vis- “They check up on me. It’s like played at defensive end,” Knox The other five are three-star off,” Knox said. “About a week iting UF. back to back, back to back. said. see RECRUIT, page 16

Roderick Johnson plans UF Hall of Fame Gator earns weekly honor to redshirt this season Keiwan Ratliff headlines a group of eight inductees into the UF Florida center back Christen Westphal was named to despite several injuries to Athletic Hall of Fame’s Class of 2014, which was announced by the Top Drawer Soccer’s National Team of the Week on UF’s offensive line. Read University of Florida F Club and Gators Booster, Inc., on Wednesday. Wednesday. UF shut out two opponents last weekend. the story on page 16. 16, ALLIGATOR . THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 Johnson planning to redshirt despite injuries along offensive line ADAM LICHTENSTEIN his belt. son into action. and junior Chaz Green suffered a but Green is out for the season. Alligator Staff Writer @alichtenstein24 “Right now, [Johnson] would be Before the season began, red- torn labrum. Halapio is scheduled The injury bug did not stop bit- a redshirt guy,” Muschamp said. shirt senior Jon Halapio suffered to return to the fi eld when Florida ing once the season began – sopho- If coach Will Muschamp had But injuries might force John- a partially torn pectoral muscle, plays Tennessee (2-0) on Sept. 21, more D.J. Humphries (knee) and his way, Rod Johnson would not junior Tyler Moore (ankle) have see the fi eld this year. both suffered injuries since the sea- “That’s the plan,” Muschamp son began. said on the Southeastern Confer- ence Coaches Media Teleconfer- “[Johnson]’s missed ence on Wednesday. through August camp and The Gators coaching staff wants now we’re two weeks into to redshirt the freshman offensive the season. He’d be hard- lineman, but with the No. 18 Gators pressed (to play now).” (1-1) suffering numerous injuries Will Muschamp on the offensive line, Muschamp UF coach may need to play the Delray Beach native this year. Despite the injuries, Muschamp The 6-foot-5, 316-pound of- said he is confi dent in the team’s fensive lineman came to Florida depth right now. with a pre-existing meniscus in- “We have enough depth where jury from high school and missed we are on the offensive line,” he preseason camp. Muschamp said said, “even though we had to re- Wednesday that Johnson would shuffl e things obviously last Satur- begin contact drills Monday. day.” “He’s missed through August The Gators have a week off camp and now we’re two weeks before they face the Volunteers, into the season,” Muschamp said. which should provide time for the “He’d be hard-pressed (to play team to get back into playing con- now).” dition. Johnson came to Florida as a “You’d like to go play tomor- three-star recruit out of Delray row,” Muschamp said after Florida Beach American Heritage High lost to No. 15 Miami on Saturday. as one of fi ve offensive linemen “But we certainly need a little in a 29-player class. The only new time to get these guys back and lineman to see game action so far Ryan Jones / Alligator hopefully get Jon Halapio back — is JUCO transfer Trenton Brown, Junior tight ends Tevin Westbrook (87) and Clay Burton (88) block Miami defenders during Florida’s 21-16 seems like we will for Tennessee who has two years of experience loss to Miami on Saturday in Sun Life Stadium. UF has three offensive linemen dealing with injuries. — and get some guys healthy as at Georgia Military College under we move into the SEC.”

Florida recruiting linemen Florida’s Current 2014 Recruiting Class from California, Missouri Four-star commits (according to Rivals.com) Will Grier, QB (Davidson, N.C.) Three-star commits Taven Bryan, DE RECRUIT, from page 15 Damien Mama (Bellfl ower, Calif.) and Dalvin Cook, RB (Miami) four-star tackle Roderick Johnson (Floris- Ermon Lane, WR (Homestead) (Casper Wyo.) recruits. Florida’s 2014 class is currently sant, Mo.). Khairi Clark, DT (Hollywood) Travaris Dorsey, OL (Jacksonville) ranked No. 17 by Rivals.com. Also on the Gators’ radar is David Quincy Wilson, CB (Fort Lauderdale) Sharpe. Duke Dawson, CB (Cross City) C’yontai Lewis, TE With Knox out of the mix, Florida has (Tuscaloosa, Ala.) only three 2014 offensive line commits — The 6-foot-8, 275-pound offensive J.C. Jackson, CB (Immokalee) tackle attends Providence School of Jack- Chris Lammons, CB (Plantation) Justus Reed, DE four-star offensive tackle Nolan Kelleher (Clearwater) and three-star guards Dontae Angus and sonville. Nolan Kelleher, OL (Mt. Pleasant, S.C.) Travaris Dorsey. Sharpe is listed as a three-star offen- Among the offensive linemen current- sive tackle on Rivals.com but as the No. ly considering Florida are four-star guard 15 overall player in ESPN’s Class of 2014 rankings.