Band hikes up its The Santana High School UCSD crew competes a little more with their latest proved that it can in two events at Mission Bay album release, 'Everyday.' happen here. over the weekend. Seepage 11 Seepage 4 Seepage 16 , H E u c 5

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UC SAN DIEGO www.ucsdguardian.org VOLUME 102,ISSUE 18 Worldwide Dr. Drew and South K_ Praldent Shannon Kawika Phelps, better known as Kawika (Ka­ Adam Corolla Ma, c..... WIth Bush vee-ka) Sensei to his ninjitsu on North Korean Policy students, is someone you can­ not help writing about in the CometoUCSD . WASHINGTON - South first person. His presence Korea's president, Kim Dae-jung, affects you, causes you to look Sold out Loveline event draws arrived here Tuesday night for what back at yourself, which is eerily students for relationship advice could prove to be a clash with the disturbing, to say the least. Bush administration over the right The course of the interview By ALEX J. LEE strategy for dealing with North was a mental Rubix Cube for Associate News Editor Korea as it emerges from self­ me as I tried to decipher and imposed isolation for the first time pinpoint what this man was all Just under 500 people attended a sold-out in nearly 50 years. about. Journalists like to go "Loveline with Adam Corolla & Dr. Drew· Monday Kim, who won the Nobel Peace with their first instincts; a prod­ night at the Price Center Theater. Prize last year for his efforts to end uct of their insight and stub­ Vicky Bender, A.S. commissioner of programming armed standoff that has existed with bornness. The trouble was, and one of the show's main coord inators, said the the North since the end of the there was no initial "feeling: no show was a success due to the hard work of the staff urge to think "car salesman" or as well as the easygoing nature of both guest celebri­ See KOREA, Page 9 "professiortal badass.· Yet there ties. was something there, some- "Adam and Drew were really easy to get along with: Bender said. "They even said how they had a Set IIIIPU, Page 9 good time at UCSD later that night on 91 X." National Bender was referring to how the two went straight from UCSD to San Diego radio station 91 X to record their nationally syndicated show "Loveline." Days before the event, the radio station promoted the event on the air and gave out complimentary tick­ ets. SANTEE, Calif. - Investigators Corolla and Drew stepped on stage at approxi­ said on Tuesday that the mately 7:20 p.m . to the applause of an at-capacity Monday at Santana High School crowd of students, staff members and other members were not a sudden emotional out­ of th e community. Corolla began the night by joking burst, but a planned, calmly execut­ abou t how much he preferred UCSD to SDSU. ed assault by a 15-year-old student "When I think of UCSD, I'll think of great carrying as many as 40 rounds of drainage: said Corolla, rcferring to the ca mpus' high ammunition. elevation and how efficiently the drains redirect rain Lt. Jerry Lewis, who is heading water. the investigation for the San Diego Corolla and Drew went on to answer questions County Sheriffs Department, said from the audience the rest of the night. Topics dis­ the suspect, Charles Andrew cussed ranged from the origins of their current sllccess Williams, had reloaded an Arminius .22 caliber revolver at least four See LOVEUNE, Page 8

See SHOOlWt8, Page 3 Collegiate UCSD Medical School's Revelle Celebrates ___ YIelds to Court, Harold Simon Honored Founder's Birthday ..... to Block PInded 0nIne ...... Anonymous donation creates new position Students enjoy free food and Entertainment while recognizing founding dean at annual event commemorating first dean BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - In a blow to lovers of free music every­ if I have done anything extraordi­ By GEOFF DIETRICH "He would wear the funny little where, Napster has agreed to block Staff Writer nary, but I'm very grateful for the Staff Writer ." the downloading of files containing honor." Roger Revelle attended the copyrighted music. In a press Dr. Harold). Simon, a found­ The gift and honor are Gloomy skies and thc threat of eve nt regularly until his passing release. Napster said it agreed to ing father of the UCSD School of intended to serve two functions. rain did not deter hundreds of in 1991 . His widow ha~ attended this in an attempt to prevent a Medicine and world leader in Primarily, the chair is to honor hungry students from a barbecue past celebrations but was absent looming injunction from forcing it international medicine, has been Simon's work. It will also allow yesterday afternoon honOring the yesterday. to shut down entirely. honored with the recent estab­ the Medical School to recruit founder of UCSD, the late Roger The UCSD community has Many believe this still is not lishment of an endowed chair in new talent to the UCSD School Revelle, on what would have been Revelle to thank for establishing enough 10 allay the record indus­ his name. of Medicine. his nnd birthday. the campus. He persisted throug~ try's concems. Court of Appeals An anonymous donor gave a "Simon has been an interna­ The annual event, fittingly many controversies to realize his Judge Marilyn Hall Patel said she large sum of money to see the tional leader in Europe and most held at Revelle Plaza, lured stu­ dream of the opening of a world­ sti:l1 plans to issue an injunction creation of a new position in the of the Western world: said dents, staff and faculty from all class institution here in 1960. that win severely handicap Napster. medical school and ensure that Robert M. Kaplan, chairman of over campus with a free barbecue The event was sponsored by - huJianIJ lJai9I Student the name of that position will the Department of Family and lunch complete with cake and an the Reve lle Programming Board honor the lifetime achievements Preventative Care. "He has been entertainment. in conjunction with the of Simon. The chair is in recogni­ an important shaper in the "This is cool: said Revelle stu­ Commuter Activity Board. Lance tion of Simon's role in the design UCSD School of Medicine and it dent Celine Sanchez regarding Feller, co-chair of the RPB, was of health care systems serving is very nice that someone wants the event. pleased with the turnout. Spoken developing nations and his lead­ to honor him in this way." Although people came for the "We will have people until we ership in developing cultural Kaplan also saw the open food, the true meaning of the run out of food: Feller said. "When I think awareness among UCSD medical position as a chance for the med­ event was not lost on those in Aside from pleasing the mass­ students. ical school to do something dif­ attendance. es who came for the free barbe­ of UCSD, I'll think of Simon said he was gracious to ferent. Simon has been at the "Happy birthday Roger cue, Feller sees the celebration as have the chair position named in school of medicine since before Revelle; Jessica Slocomb said. a way for students to "remain great drainage. " his honor. any students had arrived. He Revelle Provost Thomas Bond aware of the history of Revelle." "A lot of people who don't came to UCSD in 1966, after remembered Revelle fondly. Although celebrating the - ... CoNIIII deserve thin.r. like this get it: being recruited from Stanford "This is fitting for a Roger Co-host of loYelJne invaluable contributions Revelle Simon said. A lot of people who Revelle birthday celebration; he See story at rtght do deserve it get it. I don't know , See~Page8 loved things like this: Bond said. See IIEVD.LE, Page 2 The UCSD Guardian NEWS 3 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 8, 2001 Thursday, March 8, 2001 signs of being distraught. disturbed Williams might be imprisoned for SIJoot1nc: . or under Ft emotional StresS. "He the rest of his life if he is convicted or was as articulate as you'd expect any pleads guilty. EVENTS ETCETERA Some knew that student IS-year-old to be." Paul Pfingst. the There is concern here about the planned to bring gun San Diego County district attorney, number of students. and at least one adult. who heard Williams make 11l/Tll said of Williams' demeanor while in Thurscla March 8 ContIMed freNa ..... 1 custody. threats that he was prepared to VlNCE(fI' QItAINAM times and fired about 30 rounds The officer who arrested shoot people at the school. Granger ~~:a""B BUt"Y! TH E ~ ~ S ÐANy o~n. AlE '104 " 'P~ l tJC. /"I ii' SHr IS 'TM 5' 1'101, Editor in Chief altogether. killing two students and Williams said that amid the chaos on Ward. superintendent of the school Gol<, GI l.L. To H",V,", ~"r" 'ET FOO'f ALIION ..... TI1ER.E oN Tlte: S "(/NC; ~! Do You T~I N k. eo", .u. __ • wounding 13 other people. Lewis Monday moming. Williams was the district. said that three students who Performing Arts: UCSD 1M1\\ \1 S ' l-iOo~! \oI~~i MAl<.ES ~ Cl4 1IilwIc. TH~T Managing Editors I S~OI.4 LD IiE lP GIVE' I1Ii Il A PUSH ? said the victims appeared to have sole source of calm. "Everyone was h'ave acknowledged they were aware S ~ f 'D EVE" Go foR. '" Lona I-I ¢ yo ... ? Singers • NNIFIIIIPOIITO • JEFFIIIY WHnE been shot at random . yelling and screaming except him: of the threats would not attend Copy Editors When Williams surrendered to said Officer Jack Smith of the sQlool when it reopens Wednesday The UCSD Music Department LAIBN I. COARTNEY the police just minutes after opening Sheriffs Department. "One kid was to avoid confrontations or problems. will sponsor the event which will take News Editor fire. Lewis said. the gun 's clip had shouting. 'He shot me! He shot me!' It also appears that one student place at 8 p.m. in Mandeville Center. ALEX J. LEE • IUIT 1C..wIIIt been reloaded with eight more bul­ But the kid was completely cal m: may have taken the threat seriously The event is open to the public. Associate News Editors lets and the hammer of the gun was Williams will be charged on enough that he stayed home Mon­ General admission is $5 and student TOIl VU cocked. This. the police said. indicat­ Wednesday with multiple counts of day. Pfingst said his office planned to admission is $3 . For more informa­ Opinion Editor ed that the teen-ager was prepared murder and weapons charges. He interview the student. Par'ly ...-rip tion call (858) 534-4830. DlVYA IlUMeNAL to continue the shooting. will be charged as an adult, but Associate Opinion Editor Join our guide and board the bus in The officials also said that because he is a juvenile he will not - James Stem gold Tijuana in the early morning and enjoy Film Screening: 'Cairo IOIEIIT FUUON Williams has showed no obvious face the death penalty. Pfingst said The N~ Yori TmItS 10 §;an Ignacio, where we meel you in the Sports Editor CMrnigllt at a hotel in this picturesque. Chronicles' SCOTT ...-oucaHI • • viii.... we journey approximately two hours IlAAC PEAIILMAN tative moves to engage the outside that the South Korean president's full are spent at Campo Cortez Tht! Women 's Center will sponsor Associate Sports Editors Korea: world. peace initiatives have moved too fast. __~ , _''''' watching before departing to meet the returning bus. the MFA Film Screening. which will JOSH CIIOUII But it comes just as the Bush "Bush is like a cop and Kim Features Editor us. is reviewing it's ~JtJlCilatlled whUe at camp: feature the film "Cairo Chronicles" SH [ llH5 Guy, wHo eN"J'o~ "flj! OUTD OORS administration is undertaking what Dae-j ung is like a priest: said wow. Y0<4~ " RIC'.Hr: all meals, abou t the filmmaker's return to AND PLAY !AlL "No AR,f AFF ILI ... TeD ITJi, IIAUIVIKA UNQOUY policies regarding N Korea it calls a ~thorough review" of U.S. Douglas Paal. who heads the Asia ! W CIA,," ravu. Associate Features Editor Egypt. The film will be shown at 6 CAGA NIZ ED 1'1:""'" S~TS ! WHo 0"; policy toward North Korea, with a Pacific Policy Center here and is ~e, and Margaritas WANT .. (;.I~ l~R\ " r

raised in, and will develop a more tioned officials who sign off on vol­ dominallC for a time but is toppled Service: balanced perspective on impor­ unteer hours not completed in Microsoft: by ri¥als. This aJIows a new compa­ Article Against Bush is Unfair Volunteer work exposes tant issues such as discrimination order to allow students to meet Critics Oausations are ny to take its place before it too is and education. their requirements. However, such toppled. "In Internet browsers ... vous would you be speaking in front of the Netscape's early dOnUnance was Rosarito Beach Hotel people to diversity Parziale described a friendship violations of policy, while serious. mistaken and unfounded free world? Possessing flawless articulation he had with a woman through should not deter such a beneficial supplanted by Microsoft; the waU ClD uat...... ,.... abilities is not one of the most significant ~' contiNi'" froID ...... Eyes on the Elderly. plan from going forward. Strttt ]oumal reports. As it quotes qualities for a leader. II., . -'... those who give it. A major benefit is "She was one of the nicest ladies Also, many reason that if stu­ Explorer preinstalled in Windows from one of the seven judges on One excellent demonstration of this fact GreatVatue ![)•• 11 • job experience. I've ever met: he recalled. "Her life dents do not want to volunteer, does not keep a user from using the paneV'1t really looks like one can be seen in the governor of California. He Spring Break Volunteering is much like was different from my own in every they will "drag their feet: and do a other browsers. like Netscape for monopoly replacing another:' is able to, while monotonously, articulate SIJIIINC' 11111~1\I{ employment of any other sort: [t aspect, and I learned so much from shoddy job in order to simply get example. . All economic theories aside. the himself bener than our president. Yet his poli­ Pacl(ages: entails regular hours, answering to her." His relationship taught him the service over and return to class The only substantial footin~ the main question remains: Is Microsoft cies reflect no real understanding of how to as normal. If student unwillingness government has in this case IS its a monopoly? If using bully tactics is nl~AC~11 C'1UII~S 2001 a supervisor, completing necessary about a different life experience. govern. His energy pl~n created ~n energy cri­ 1 3 nights/4 days were a just deterrent, itJoUows that claim that Microsoft used "buOy" enough to indict Gates' company as tasks and cooperati ng with others. University of North Carolina sis, and the only solution he has IS for govern­ (weekend) or Gkuk oul b-tl ~ke ~(U ~ Volunteering at a women's shelter graduate Ajay Ojha volunteered we'd have no general education tactics, or "a web of exclusionary a monopoly, then so be it. But then ment to step in and control the marketplace. 4 nights/Sdays (weekday) provides more useful work experi­ with Americorps, a national public requirements at universities. contracts and other resnictions,· as again, there aren't any aitics calling Excuse me Mr. Governor, but isn't govern­ lkb-t uO~~eG wltk ~OlM r~ukAse! ! ence than flipping greasy burgers service organization that boasts Literature majors hate being the waU Strttt.fqumQJ put it. When­ Wal-Mart a monopoly. ment what got us here in the first place? packages start at: ~ Free niglllly admission 10 world famous local nighl lubs and soaking potato snips in animal impressive enrollment. forced into math classes. and the ever a new engine would be devel­ Unfortunately, Microsoft and the Another state in our union, Texas, deregulat­ Free Mexican or American slyle dinners every nighl fat. She said of her service, "Being engineering folks complain about oped, it is said Microsoft's lawyers antitrust boom is a long-lasting lega- ed successfully. This was done under the gov­ ~ Free I IHer pilcher of Margarila5 per room per nighl Letters t~~ Editor Free all day admission 10 dancing, beach and pool aClivilies Revelle junior Nick Parziale is a part of such a diverse team the obligatory humanities courses. would swoop down cy' of the Clinton ernorship of George W. Bush. .J . $1100~=~_ In these however, it has been like vultures, administration. As if The Guardian welcomes letters from its read­ ~ Free Spring Break T· and prizes to daily COnlest \\inners co-director of UCSD's Eyes on cases. ers. All letters must be no lorger than 500 On a sidenote, the writer of this article also ...... -....-- the Elderly program, in which stu­ Perhaps less tangible decided that the benefit of these attempting to buy If using bully tactics Bill Clinton has not words, typed, double-spaced and signed. Let­ makes reference to the supposed clause in the JUGl ttll~1Al~ tOttllke ~(Jer... dents make regular nips to the requirements outweigh students' the rights to it. marttd our nation ters must also contain a phone number. We is enough to indict . Constitution defining a separation of church Transportation dired.ly to the botel 1-866-ROSARITO Torrey Pines Convalescent Home yet infinitely rrwre individual displeasure. It should be The government enough, he has left - reserve the right to edit for length and clsrlty. and state. The left loves to perpetuate this lie Letters may be dropped off at the Guardian ($3 US each way), provided by Mexicoach to interact with seniors who may the same with community service. claims this practice Gates' comparry as behi.nd eight years any time a conservative proposes anything www.rosaritobeachhotel.com significant than gaining office on the second floor of the Student Cen­ eftI')' Z boon lOam to 8pm daily. 'Rale based on 4 ptrsons per room. have little contact with their fami­ Marty also point out that some stifles innovation, of intense antitrust merely suggestive of a relationship between . a monopoly, then scrutiny, many of ter. Send a/l letters to: Park at the SID Ysidro border for the $125 tVP on ltiple occ. USO!V'p on double oce. ly. afoothold in the job students must work a paying job typical of old-econ­ The UCSO Guardian the church and the state. If you actually took Prepaid am .. nce reservations required. Lnlld. Arait. in order to finance college and pay omy companies. But which are, like this Mem..Il shuttle pick-up. W11 Parziale explained that his expe­ market is the exposure so be it. But there Opinion Editor the time to read the Constitution, you would ~"'" Valid (rom Mar. 91h loApr61h. No early eileckoul riences with Eyes on the Elderly for living expenses. In cases of as "The Economist" particular case, 9500 Gilman Dr. 0316 realize that it is not there. (This idea of the 0Ieck them out at www.GOTOTUtJANA.com --..;;rn- ~funds . NOI valid "ilh olher promolions have taught him "interpersonal and to other cultures that dramatic financial need, some vol­ argues otherwise, aren't any cri~ uncalled for. La Jolla, CA 92093-0316 separation of church and state actually came leadership skills" and have given unteer service could be reduced. "[n many other According to Fax : (858) 534-7691 calling Wal-Mart e-mail: letters~sd guardian. from an 1802 lener from Thomas jefferson to him a satisfaction in his accom­ volunteering provides ... In addition, college fees would be instances involving "The Economist: or, the Danbury Baptist Association, but is NOT antitrust la'lVsuits plishments that translates into con­ few question the value subsidized for volunteerism, new techn01ogies, a 'a monopoly, Editor, in the Constitution). fidence. Clearly, community service much like in the Americorps pro­ degree of temporary arose four 'times 'I strongly disapprove of the Guardian's per­ Do the conservatives on our campus need Not afraid of opportunities offer students valu­ of being exposed to gram, which offers almost $5,000 monopoly may be mo,~ ~",,"jpg Jh!= petual diatribes on President Bush. The most to write a letter to the editor every week citing able tools for success in the work a diverse environment. in grants or loan forgiveness In part and parcel of innovation." for­ Clinton admimstration than du ng - recent assault was in a March 5 article titled Bush's many accomplishments? Being the world. exchange for a year of service. mer Treasury Secrewy (.any Sum­ the Reagan years. In his attempt to "In the Wise Words of President Bush." If you first President with an MBA. graduating from in salvage a legacy for himself because Perhaps less tangible yet infi­ Volunteerism is a feasible way mers suggested a recent speech are going to present aiticisms of the presi­ Harvard and Yale. and servin$ as Governor of to .address the social problems that the pursuit of monopoly of his failures elsewhere. Clinton nitely more significant than gaining opened my eyes to the fact that no power dent, why not do it in a constructive manner? Texas are aU proof that he IS intelligent. A a foothold in the job market is the two people are alike. and as obvi­ facing us in America. College stu­ could become "the central driving decided to be an antitrust ­ It seems that since you are unable to come more warranted assault would be on our gov­ exposure to other cultures that vol­ ous as that sounds, many people dents are graced with intelligence thrust of the new economy ... ." dog, attempting to portray himself across any imperfections in his policies and ernor and his failing power policies, but liber­ as the new Theodore Roosevelt. unteering provides. never realize ilJ'N wonderful this and understanding. They can And what exactly is a "tempo­ leadership, 'ou ridicule his inability to articu­ als have shown us in the past and continue to Racial diversity on college cam­ really is ... eventually, a little bit of benefit immensely from their rary monopol)",? In summary, it is But Roosevelt was president in a late himsel . show us now that they stand by their "lead­ puses has been the source of much everyone you meet begins to rub experiences in community service argued that in the new economy, time when the Indusnial Revolu­ The effects that these so-called ers' no matter how immoral (Bill Clinton and Then we need you. controversy in recent years; howev­ off on you: and can strengthen society at technology such as software tion was coming to an end. We live "Bush isms" have on our country are not as Ted Kennedy) or incapable (Gray Davis). er, few question the value of being Experience with different social large. requires huge fixed costs but trivial in a time when our technological • dramatic as liberals make them out to be. A - Lucas Simmons Can you pick up a phone and deliver a simple message? exposed to a diverse environment. and ethnic groups therefore can [t is not enough to go out into marginal costs. This allows a firm advances can hardly be fathomed. man who has trouble articulating himself can Vice Chainnan, CoUege RepubUcans at As a Guardian advertising rep you can make money (10% This can be achieved through improve volunteers' lives and bener the world armed only with a to monopolize a sector once it can The new economy ' has only still carry out his duties effectivety. How ner- UCSD means other than the thorny issue prepare them for the diversity they diploma and a head full of quota­ get past the fixed costs. The trivial begun and companies' roles in it, to 15% commission) and set a flexible schedule. of affirmative action. will encounter later in life. tions and equations; to succeed, marginal costs allows for a unique even a company as dominant as A middle-class volunteer who Many balk at the idea of requir­ students must feel confident and type of competition that the old­ Microsoft, are uncertain. A decision generation of gadget-loving, technologically Coli Romeo today at (858)534-3467 or stop by works in an inner city school will ing community service. They call capable and feel satisfied. that they economy does not have. against Microsoft by the appeals Competition: advanced workers. The weak will self­ our office upstairs in the Student Center. be immersed in an environment this "involuntary volunterrism" are connibuting to improving the The result is a "fragile monop­ court can only hamper this advance­ destruct with drugs or, tragically, will take a different from the one she was and cite the eff0rts of wdl-inten- community. oly' where a single company can ment. Rivalry between strong and the gun and shoot whoever will happen to be in weak has harsh consequences their line of sight. I am shocked and I am sad for the victims contiNi'" frOlll ..... 4 of Monday's shooting: The two boys who each other. 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~OM pearll and a G.\ AC4tuei.'.d lar~e ,eledion of s,.a.I.u., I.. UCSD ~.lt, flavored drin~,. Brian MOChadam/ Guardian ruaw!.e"y. blu~r'Y. AdYIce: Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla, from the popular radio and t£levision program, Love/ine, entertained When yoO buy three at regular: G... T_ ...... CeI. students and others Tuesday night at the Prio: Center Theater. honeydew. pauion price you get the fourth one free t sun . -Thurs~:~~~:5am-l0pm the event, described how the A.S. Council fruil and more. Ice Fri.-Sat.:ll :45am-llpm Save $2.50 or if you prefer, take Loveline: booked Corolla and Drew for the event. (ream. puddin ~ or 4646 COli., St_ "At first we were thinking of getting only $.50 off any regular priced Tea S.... 01110, CA 92111 Drew addresses concerns about Drew; Bajaj said. "Eventually though, we whipped cream and choosing a career were able to get Adam and decided to sell it drink! expires 3/31/Ot Phone: 858-715-9500 jel~ llurh Ice. Fax: 858-715-9509 as "Loveline." ContInued from ..... 1 According to Bajaj. talk began last quar­ and enjoying college life to their well-known ter of booking Drew. Bajaj said that Drew's advice on drugs and sex. In addition, the two agent mentioned that Corolla would also be "Award-winning "Raftd in the responded to one student's question about available to make the short commute from All-you-can-eat • 7 days a week ,."riptI UJtd by 5 nationally in the recent shootings at Santana High School. Los Angeles to San Diego. Unck 8mi Rict. • Indian Cuisine. Corolla said he did not see how anyone could "Loveline" was originally to take place at make sense out of such a senseless act. RIMAC Arena but was moved to the Price Indian Cuisine$7 ~~:~:~d1!!ob~;' Drew offered advice to students on how Center Theater after the latter venue 95 1999 and 2()(}() to deal with the common questions that became available. Bajaj said. He welcomed arise about finding a career. the change because the new location pro­ lunch buffet r-UCSDStUdnts "You shou ld follow yo ur instincts and vided a more intimate setting than RIMAC I that the money will come if you w.ork hard," Arena. Curri es, Tandooris and more. Drew said. "Honestly, I think it was better because it Corolla added to this sentiment. sayi ng was more appropriate for the personal how a person should love what he docs for nature of the show." India Palace Now open in La Jolla. a living. regardless of the money he makes. Frc< underground parking. :10%: After leaving the show. Revelle se nior Joe Cuisine ofIndia Private parry room .vail.ble. Lunch I "I thought Adam was hilarious." said Lake said he enjoyed the show immensely. ~'i I Girard Avenue ' LI JollA 'I OFF buffet I Revelle senior Jill Donofrio. ult was darn ult was dope like a muffin; Lake said. "I (co rn er of Pea rl dnd Girard ) up.o 100 people. Opcn tl;uly 11 :30.m-2:30pm. I only good fun ." didn't know that Dr. Drew was so willing to 858-551-5133 FlIl e dllllng from 5-IOpm. Pic..., pr~nt I A.S. Events Promoter for Programming bag on Adam, but their chemistry made it all I UCSD 10. Exp . 6/30/0 II ------.------Tarun Bajaj. another main coordinator of the more entertaining."

staff health care package. Chair: "He ha s worked to keep the benefits Donatifm will alluw doctors to high and the costs low; Kronick said. Simon also expressed excitement at the osPescados work in Mexico election of a new chair. "I hope to work with the new chair; ContInued from ..... 1 Simon said. COlllbo Onl, University. He was the medical school's first The naming of the endowed chair dean of admissions, education and student comes as a change in the status quo. affairs. He established much of the curricu­ "Chairs are often named for the donor 3.49 lum and criteria for admission . That's two of our fish tacos, who gives the money." said Director of Simon created a class for the second­ Health Sciences Communications Leslie FINS La Jolla beans and chipsl year medical students called "Fundamentals La Jolla Village Square Franz. "In this case, the honor goes to This couper good for up to 2 orners. Not v_Iio r:T.T.J of Medical Spanish." another individual. It shows the amount of Continued from Nobel Drive at Highway 5 This class allows for future doctors to (858)270-FINS with Brry other offer. Offer txplrte 3'31101. t1:.t.I esteem held for the work of Simon." work side-by-side with Spanish speaking Simon has worked on issues such as Page 1 doctors. The studen ts learn basic Spanish infectious diseases. physical and psycholog­ to converse in the medical world. The class ical trauma experienced by refugees, popu­ -thing being offered. I felt as though I ~as is extremely popular and is the first of its lation growth, malnutrition and health care kind in the country. either getting suckered by a mastermind resources. grifter or I was in store for an extremely rare Simon is: currently co-teaching an Simon has written eight books and over undergraduate seminar titled "Elements of and surreal moment . 130 articles in scientific journals. He is a As the photographer and L entered his • I~~p~!~E~ztS~~c~~~ International Heal th." fellow in many international societies, dojo, anonymously located in the mi~t of.an COSTA VERDE CENTER Colleague and Associate Professor including the American College of 8650 Genesee Ave. Suite #220 Richard Kronick said he was elated upon industrial 'Park, we were greeted by hIS Wife, Physicians, the American Association for Theodora. kindly smiling and waving us over. hearing of Simon's honor. the Advancement of Science, the Royal "Simon has had a distinguished career," We sat on a small wooden bench, facing what Society of Medicine, the American College appeared to be a shrine-It was decorated with Kronick said. "We are very pleased that we of Clinical Pharmacology and Therapeutics. received a contribution in his name. He a· Tibetan rug that was blessed by two Dali and the American Public Health Lamas, a ceremonial Tengu mask and a brass helped grow the UCSD Medical School Association . into the distinguished institution that it is gong hundreds of years old. r did a quick scm Simon was born in Karlsruhe, Germany of his biography and remembered there was today." and came to the United States in 1938. He Kronick is the chair of the search com­ no such thing as a -quick" look into such a got his premedical undergraduate degree at nefarious life, to use his own word. $89 $50 0 F PRE~~~mON: mittee for the endowed chair. He and oth­ UC Berkeley and received his doctorate at Phelps was orphaned at birth and spent GU '~O I 'N Oliver ~oples, Hatsuda, , CalVin Klein, Armant I ers have been bringing in a team of experts Harvard Medical School. He joined the fac­ to educate themselves on the field and to his childhood bouncing from foster home to I All orrers not valid With any other offer or certain Insura nce and other lines to choose I ulty of Stanford University School of l ____ ~~~~~~~ ______~~~ create a suitable job description. Kronick foster home. He eventually settled in Hawaii Medicine in 1959 before coming to San and was taken in as a ward by a village of also evoked Simon's work in the faculty and Diego in 1966. aS~OIted Chinese, Japanese and native Hawai­ ians. They became his surrogate parents and helped him survive childhood polio at the age of4. righten Your Stni e "The Hawaiians would massage me with Erase gears of colas, coffee & mochas their Lomi Lomi massage: Phelps said. "Uncle David would show me some of his ,j til Mt'chelle 470 Nautilus, Suite 3 La Jolla private arts, and the Japanese would massa~e 20% off additional trealment such Zoubek me with their , and then the ChI­ as Bonding. Crowns. Veneers .>8) 3212 nese taught me and Gong prac­ D.D.S. tices." & Ceramic Fillmgs PIUK mtllllon lid whfnmuI08 wI valid student, staff or faculty ID appol nl.mtnt - See TEMPLE, Page 10 99 Exam, ' 99 59 Cleaning ' :$129 & Necessary X-Rays* : : Bleaching Special* Reg. $160.00 1 Reg. S3OO.00 'New patients only. Exp. 3I31101 1 1 "New patients only. Exp. 3I31101 INSIDE ... Dave Matthews 11 alendar 12 10 HlATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 8, 2001 Thursday, March 8, 2001 The UCSD Guardian HIATUS 11

Phelps was not treated to a warm Temple: i1umecoming. Martial artist waits six "They weren't very nice when we arrived: Phelps said, "calling us Shows Their New World days at temple's gate names while all we could think of was, 'Where were you while our Continued from page 9 buddies' heads were getting blown The Guardian reviews the band's latest release 'Everyday' with a track by track listing It was here lhat Phelps began off?' So I said, 'The heck with that: his Journey with the martial arts. and went back to where I was hap­ IJJOUPHLD The chord progressions are more Matthews Band: Police-like feel to the guitar part. and the rim shots are straight from "Back then, all the kids in th e picr: in Asia. Specifically, I went to Hiatus Editor complex and the mdodies are a bit the Police school of thought. vtll

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Women down La Verne and Bakersfield by combined 31·4 ..' Dana Thcker, Hillary Smith, Renae Coulter, ..•.. Associate Sports Editor Danielle Bourret, Elena Tellechea and Silver­ -- man all knocked down two goals apiece in the The Thtons took to the pool Sunday morn­ drubbing. " ing with a long day ahead of them. At the end When the smoke cleared, and the poor, . MaRh Madness ·Invades RIMAC The UCSD badminton team UCSD women's ru&bJ , faced of the day, though, there were nothing but beaten La Verne players were dragged from the participated in a rri-meet th!! Occidental CoUege at ll.oine tlU$ smiles gracing the faces of the women's water pool, the scoreboard reflected the Tritons' polo Basketball PlayoHs aegin Tonight. weekend at UCLA. The third week.eQd. It looked to be an ~ polo team. prowess, glowing with the 14-2 final score. Could you imagine the NCAA playing their basketball tournament in one week? Not school was DC Irvine. match. .UCSD downed its 0pPo­ UCSD was slated to playa mixed double­ There are few more enjoyable ways to likely, right. They spread their evenl out over more than 3 weeks. Teams only have to play The UCSD women's team was nent ~ 20-0, ~ this yeK header, with a game against California State spend a blustery Sunday than by outscoring 2 games a week. Big dealt Here at UCSD, we pack the entire playoff schedule tor 7 divisions into just one week . That's really March Madness. Get th is. to win the Men 's A an unstoppable foret. Both the 'It WII$ JUSt as easy as txpceted, University Bakersfield in the morning, and one your opponents by a 31-4 margin. The Tritons' doubles and the singles reams with corning out t¢p, division tiUe the winning team likely have to play 5 games in 7 days. A schedule like that is ueso on against University of La Verne for the night­ destruction of their opponents was made even ·how you find a true champion. ,:?"'., "," $wi!pt ftvirte and UCLA. 36-0. cap. The Tritons showed up ready to tackle the more sweet by the fact that it pushed the 12th­ It all gets under way tonight with games in the Men's AA and A divisions. Everybody else starts The men's team was not as ':{'he 'JtjtcI)s jtl.lnJ)td -out in an challenge and came away with a pair of victo­ ranked club's record above the .SOO mark, at on Sunday. The Championship games will all take place on Thursday March 15. All games are scheduled for successful as the women's team, wry kad and nt\'U looked '*k.. ries. 7-6. the RIMAC Arena. If you haven't checked in with the 1M office yet, get on the horn (534·37t6) or slop by but it did win the top singles spot Tina Evangelou. Kristin King. The CSU Bakersfield game was a thorough UCSD will look to keep this trend alive as RIMAC for all the in fo . against UCLA and took second in Marl WallaCe, Melina Madrigal shellacking, as the Tritons roared out to a 9-0 it faces off against Villanova University here at Men'. First Round: Sunday 3111 • 7pm; 2"' Round: Monday 3112 • 9pm; Semis: Wednesday tne doubles ~ompetition. , and 1ttesa Facchini all bad 6ig halftime lead. They then built on this domi­ Canyonview Pool at 6 p.m. On Friday the bat­ AAA 311314. 9pm; Final Four: OSP, Oa Kine, And 1 & Stadium Overall, the team won 5evetl day5 for,UCSn in the rOUte. nating lead, adding eight more in the second tle for San Diego supremacy goes down as the The Buzz: After knocking perennial powerhOuse House of Hoops off their pedestal last year. Da out of 10 matches against UCLA Next up for the squad is a tM half while allowing only two to post the 17-2 dreaded SDSU Aztecs invade our campus Kine thought they were unbeatable. Last Sunday proved they can be beat and they may not and four out of to against rrvine. Charnpa~ Cla$fic Toutnamttlt victory. looking to upend our beloved Tritons. even make the championship game. D$P earned the top seed as the only unbeaten team The team's final match is ,m!! wettend in San biego at The whipping was led by Samare Silver­ Bad blood is already boiling between the Medballers could be the sleeper in the fl8ld. March 31 \It Cal Tech, Robb Pick;!. ' man, who found the back of the cage a whop­ two teams following two particularly gritty Men's AA First Round: Sunday 3111 • 6pm & 8pm; 2"' Round: Monday 3112 @ 8pm; ping five times in the match. Erin Welsh con­ prior meetings between the clubs. This battle Ellt. SemiS: Tuesday 3113. 9I10pm; Final Four: Cash S Ballen, Ken's Team, Bricklayers & tributed a hat trick, while Daniellc Boyle had a will be another 6 p.m. start at Canyonview Pool. New Camera, Pleasel pair. Seven other Tritons had individual tallies. Following these two home matches the Th­ The Buzz: The Men's AA division had a bulging 60 teams competing in 8 different leagues. The T1ie Thtons kept their offensive guns blaz­ tons will be heading to the LBC to grapple schedulers decided to break the division up into an Elite level (which included teams that CALL OS cL, .. ,C .... L Men: ing in the second game, this time compiling a with Long Beach State and Claremont College finished t" or 2'" in their league) and a Power level. In this upper level there is nothing but solid • • • • .. • c • FOR LUNCH -'7-1 lead by the time the whistle sounded to in a Saturday doubleheader. It looks to be teams which should yield close, tough ballgames ...... 0 ••••• elo ••• e Lack of experience hiTuler Ml signal the end of the first half. No mercy was another full weekend, but the Tritons are rid­ Men's AA First Round: Sunday 3111 • 9pm & 10pm; 2"" Round: Monday 3112 @ ~~- Triton efforts shown in the second half ei ther, as the nitons ing high and look to be ready to take on all Power IOpm; Semis: Tuesday 3113 @ 9I10pm; Final Four: Thundercats, Krispy Kreme, Ball DoYou Have continued to pour it on with a vengeance. challengers. Smackers & Bootyflclous The Buzz: These teams all finished 3~ or 4" In their leagues, so they have some holes In their Eye Allergies? game . The Thundercats have been running up and down the halls of RIMAC telling everyone loss of team members, as there is that they are a lock That usually means a second earty exit. Undeserving could be a sleeper In Scripps Clinic is conducting only one varsity returner from last against these teams, separating ourselves this group. a research study for a new year's eight, a team that was ranked Women: from the rest of the pack. We will meet all Men's A Flr.t Round: Tonight! 2'" Round: Sunday 3111 • 3pm & 4pm; 3'" Round: Tuesday 3/13 ,:J . fifth on the West Coast, while there eyedrop for allergies. these teams again in the San Diego Crew • 9pm & 10pm; Semis: Wednesday 3114 @ IOpm; Final Four: Hope Dreams, CCM are only two returners from the Senior crew member Cari Classic in early April, so that will show us Boys, EE Shawtlme & Scrawny By Nature UTe/LA JOLLA (858)458 980~ """'t. ~ Participants must: novice boat. . Blemker steps it up for the Tritons how our development has grown." The Buzz: The winner of th is thing will be burned out! Team depth will be a key. In order to win, 4130 La .lolla Village Dr. - U ~ J,.(; "If you had a soccer team, it's Pinkerton also commented on some star teams will need to cover players thai can't make a game time , injuries and cold shooting. Hope • Be 12 years of age or older like we lost 1'3 players from the year ContInued from ...,. H crew members in the lightweight division. Dreams could play with most of the Men's AA teams and they should handle Ihis bunch. Gang • Be allergic to cats, dust before," Filippone said. "Anytime sophomore Amber Hopkins leading the way. Senior Heath er Beckman is the senior of the Bang is the sleeper in the fl8ld, but they play like women . so gelling past the second round you lose that number of people, it's would be success for them. mites, grass or ragweed The varsity team kept the race close, but it was varsity squad and the backbone of the niton going to take time to get up to .evident that it had lost within the first quarter arsenal. Senior Cari Blemker is also a key for Coed AA First Round: Sunday 3111 • 5pm; Semis: Tuesday 3113. 8pm; Final Four: Tales, • Be otherwise healthy speed," of the race. It never seemed to have enough gas the Tritons, as she brings experience and Probable L1tlgallon, Mickey Mouse Squad & WOW The men's novice eight boat to make a charge at the front. good lIthletic ability to the team. The Buzz: This division will provide the most fun of all the playoff action. Teams are so even thai i------,---1 WEE~DAY SPECIAL 1 MAK------. MEAL. Qu3lified participanrs will didn't fare much better, losing to "They are further along in their speed­ Senior Julie Snyder again is a force for we wMI see good. tight competilive games every time out. As you might expect, the champIOn wil be the leam with the best female players. The old bombs·away style may not get it done l One Large One 0 ing lOne Large, opp ng, adsticks . be paid. the Anteaters ey 1.S seconds . .J work; said head coach Pattie Pinkerton. "We UCSD, holding up the rear of the boat and while the men's novice four was never really pra"iced tha t in our practices, but providing sound leadership for the younger Coed A First Round: Sunday 3111 • 5pm; Semis: Tuesday 3/13 @ 8pm; Final Four: Remember For mort information, the only victorious UCSD boat of I was proud of the way my girls swam. Our teammates. Finally, sensational sophomore the Tritons, Cornerstone, Meeha & The Inmates Pte. Contact the the day. hope is to catch them at the end of the season, Emily Gray is stepping into the spotlight and The Buzz: No question here. Tt.3 Tritons held their own in a lough league and should have lillie Study CoonliDator at: "It's not a question of whether and we have a good chance to do so as the sea­ rowing to her potential. trouble with this group. If'they do stumble, look for the Inmales to take over the house. you're going to have a breakdown; @ @ ! $6.991! 23: 9! son moves along as our speed increases." As for the goals in the 2001 season, it is evi­ Women's First Round: Sunday 3111 2pm; Semis: Tuesday 3113 10pm; Final Four: BBB , All· I . Li_ Del..., "'" . Coo",," ,,,,,,,, I $ Llmlled 001...,""'· C"'"",,'red I (858) 554.96~4 or ours just came in the race. The The Long Beach match provided the lift dent from the demeanor of the athletes and Stars, Oh Crapl & B-8all Queens 1 . Delivery Charges May Apply· La Jolla/UTC Store nly 1 - Delivery Charge& May Apply - La JOIaJlJTC Store ~ • thing is, we learned a lot of lessons that women'~ crew needed to get back on track. their confidence in one another that they will The Buzz: BBB should have no problem with this field. They should keep their eye on the young from that." Filippone said. "I wouJd guns of the B·Ball Queens who could wrestle away the top spot. This may be the last roundup ~------Expires 02/28/01______L ______ExpIrH 02128/01 ~ ~ (858) 554-9611 . The three teams swept the swims, dominating continue to improve and perform well against consider the UCI race to be -a from the get-go. Last year the team from Long their rivals at the championships in late April. for the old, slow, tired squads of Shirt Tales and Oh Crap. But. you never know how motivating learning experience ahd something Beach swept all the races, so the Thtons must "It is almost cenain that there will be a the end of a career can be? ?? : PIZZA & ICE CREAM : TWO LA GE • SCRIPPS CLINIC that, if we went out and did it be proud to rebound from that loss. Division II championship next year, so our l One Large, Two Topping, Qt Dreyers I ' TWO :r: PING. • today, we'd race 10 to 15 seconds "It was great getting a victory against Long focus is on beating UC Davis to advance far­ faster." Beach and evening our record," Pinkerton ther in the rounds," Pinkerton said. "I don't 1M SOCCER PLAYOFFS ARE FINALLY HERE! In addition, at this point in the said. "We are still in the early stages of prepa­ think we are strong enough to defeat them After giving into the series of rainstorms. the UCSD's Inlramural Soccer program finally ~eason, most crews have not even ration, and as we continue to progress in the this year, but who knows - the girls impress ppears to have the green light again. Whewl Just in time for playoffs. season, we will develop a high stroke rate me every time." Most 01 the soccer playing campus population got out to the fields last weekend to :$12.99 :$ 21. : iI~ begun to compete yet. get the rust off their kicking legs, and thank goodness that they did. With yesterday's I Limited Delivery Area· Coupon Required 1 United Delivery Area - Coupon ReauIred • -f -I "This is such an early race." Fit- I . Delivery Charges May Appty • La JollalUTC Store onl 1 . Delivery Charges May Apply - ~ JOIiIIUTC" Store only • • ippone said. "This is a month . announcement of the 1M Soccer Playoff Brackets for each of six different divisions, it I (fJ'. .. looks apparent that those teams that get back up to speed the quickest will be the most I Expires 02128/01 • Expires 02/28/01 .-.. 1...... before most of the teams are rac- There is also the mascot, a feathered fanat­ . successful. • - I ing. It is earlier than I'd _ ,nr::'1 .. ~~ · Gulls: ic who wanders the stands, bringing laughter AJIIM Soccer teams should check the 1M Sports Tournament Board (a l RIMAC . 4th Floor) or call the 1M be. That being said, we learned a lot Sports Front Desk at 858·534·37 16 to get the latest info on their team 's ptayoff status. ------~------this weekend." . and merriment to the young and old alike. The San Diego hockey mucks it up Gulls Girls also do their part to entertain the A grand total of 74 teams were selected to participate in this year's Championship Play·off Tournament, However, the next day was quite with all but 11 of them, kicking off this Saturday, March 10th. The tournament play dates are this Saturday. crowd, dancing and whirling about the arena in the opposite, as UCSD crew with the best of them Sunday, Monday (March 10·1\·12) with the championship finals in each division (six all told) to take place skimpy yet decorative garments. bounced back to Long ConIIIIHd from ...,. 1. on Thursday night, March 15th. That's weather perm~ting , of coursel So the next time you and your roommate Here's a quick summary of the six divisions and the top seeds in each: Beach State University, again at sporting event. Mission Bay.. fee l like beating each other with a stick, resist Top SUDS, RECOflDS DMsION OVERVIEW As if the exciting on-ice antics of the stick­ at all costs, and instead go watch two highly The varsity team had good exe­ MEN'SAAA wielding playas were not enough, the Gulls trained professionals beat each other with Troy Pulas's soccer machine rolls on towards an unprecedented cution en route to its victory over management has tossed a bunch of other 1 The Team (5·0·0) the 4gers, while the novice squad their own sticks. Just pick up a ticket, which, 2 Stallions (3'()·1) fourth straight 1M tille. There will be no stopping these boys wacky ingredients into the mix, such as the starting at $5, is within even your budget, 3 Res Dogs (3·1·1) ... the besllalent money can buy in these parts. annihilated the Long Beach novice cannon mobile, which circles the ice between boat. purchase a hot dog and a beer (or five) from 4 Raging Alcoholics (3·0·1) Dark Horses: DSP Ind ChlvlS IV periods, firing T-shirts and other souvenirs into the snack bar and buckle yourself in for some MEN'S AA "More important than beating the stands with an almost frightening velocity. Long Beach was the way the teams rock 'em, 'em hockey action . 1 Circle of Willis (4·0·0) Pretty wide open division, wh ich means some team from the field raced," Filippone said. -,Both 2 Falcons (4·0·1) will get hot and win it with some sterting play over 3·4 days. teamsl wanted to correct what went 3 SAL.K. (4·1·0) Long Balls (seeded 6th) might just be that team. 4 Midnight Marauders (3· t ·0) Dark Horses: Long ellis Ind Scrawny By Nature Pml .... wrong the previous day." CIIIIJI_ " .' In the end, the weekend MEN'SA ~~:« ,«' proved to be beneficial to the 1 Liquor Box JV (3·0·1) Who can trust a Liquor Boxer to come through at crunch time? ...... ~ ("V-r ... 2 Herb Sucks (3·0·1) Right...you can'lI So that leaves Herb Newhouse's bunch with team, as Filippone would rather .., I ,-;.:Yo:.... -:.' filII•• • ... have it work out the kinks now 3 The Schnagelers (4-0·0) a legit shot to get famous again. Bank on it. ., 4 Team Smack (3·0·0) Dark Horses: Shim Ind HPG • ••..- .... '171_ instead of later...... 7 1.__ nIL "I'm prepared to fai l my way to COEDAA t Manchester Un~ed (3·0·0) This division comes down to which team can get their 'A' - > ' success,· he said. "If it means going , *<" out there and getting our butts 2 Liquor Box (4·0·0) players to the field at game time. If the tax i service is working ~~.m.-~y.:~~ ~ ~: 3 Kila Whales (3·0·1) weilihat day, look for Liquor Box and Booty Call to duke it kicked, so be it. We went fast Sun­ 4 Booty Call (3·1·0) out again for another AA title. ..." •• EIIIrIII: day after getting our butts kicked L.-a...... _._...... Saturday. ('m really pleased with a COED A lot of things. Ri$ht now it's a mat­ 1 Team Shortbus (4·0·0) The usual crap shoot begins in this group With plenty of 2 Fish N' Sticks (4·0·0) sandbagging clubs at the top ready to show off for Uncle Pee ter of getting thangs stirred up and 3 Fart Knockers (4-0-0) Wee. The winner here should go right to the Wortd Cup Final seeing what we need to work on 4 Original Ch~ters (3·t·O) and getting ready to go in three weeks." WOMEN 'SAA 1 Homocidal Psycho Cats (4·0·1) The top two hooked up In a classIC t· f tl8 about a month ago The next men's crew event 2 Strikers (2·0·1) So expect more of the the same Only thiS time there Will be '}' . " takes place March 31 at Mission '~V-'N ',., ' ,» 3 KIX (2·2·0) a winner PK's anyone? •• Bay, when the team will compete ),' '%rm:'f' 4 Sugar High (2·2·0) in the San Diego City Champi- Lyon !.JIM/Guardian Qn$hiPr ' ... 1,1" t "'''"''': San Diego's Mark Stitt purs 'the biscuit in the basket en route to a 4-2 victory. 16 SPORTS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 8, 2001

". WOll ...·t ..we c...... a.ldeYM~M ,unpolnt. He eM nev., expect M .,0100 from 1M. If Mythlnt. ... ow.. 1M 8ft 1IPOIo0 for cominc to p.ay with hi. bI, fM butt." -Scortle PIppen NBA srar Shuffling Crew Strokes at Home Regattas Tennis Through the Splits up Experience North Lobster's Triton women down Lounge Sonoma State, have trouble against Davis BURROUGHS scon By BILL BURGER n the classic film "One Flew Senior Staff Writer over the Cuckoo's est," a I heady, bOisterous fellow The UCSD women's tennis (played with a volatile aplomb by a team faced two schools to the north young Jack Nicholson) is let loose last weekend. The Tritons easily on a static mental ward in some handled Sonoma State 8-1 but fell nameless, leafy and serene countly to top-ranked UC Davis, 7-2. neighborhood. Once ensconced in Sonoma State was ranked third the tepid environme nt that is the in the Californ ia Collegiate Athletic hospital. Nicholson's character Associatic}I1 going into the match, challenges the establishment's rules while the Tritons were ranked sec­ and structures and all types of bed­ Lyon Uew / Guardian ond. On paper this looked like a lam ensue. The inmates, embold­ Different strok.. : Tn'tons ITWve swiftly through the water during a regatta against Irvine on Saturday at Mission Bay. good match, but head coach Liz ened by this brash new character, LaPlante wasn 't fooled . make strides of their own, strides "I wasn 't surprised at our easy that probably could not have been Triton men have trouble against UCSD women split against win aga inst Sonoma," LaPlante accomplished without the influence Irvine, sweep Long Beach Irvine and Long Beach said. "We probably lost a few more of this wild, unrestrained new ele­ games than we should have, but it ment. By ISAAC PEARLMAN By ARVIND VASAN was very windy and that equalized things a linle." While I'm fairly sure that there Associa te Sports Editor Senior Staff Writer are not all that many mentally dis­ The match started out well for abled individuals populating Last weekend at Mission Bay, UCSD men 's UCSD women's crew performed excellently the Tritons, as two of the three dou­ UCSD's leafy, serene campus (with crew endured a Jekyll-and-Hyde two days, losing over the weekend, posting a record of 1-1 against bles teams won their pro sets. Both the exception of those stick-fighting its second dual meet in five years to UC Irvine, solid tea ms trom UC Irv ine and Cal State Long No. 1 and No. 3 doubles won 8-6 ninjas on Library Walk and the bet­ then rebounding to sweep Long Beach State Uni­ Beach . while Melisa Liao and Julie Wester­ ter part of the A.S. Council), there versity the next day. Against Irvine, UCSD found itself goi ng head man lost 2-8 at No. 2 doubles. are definitely those among us who On Saturday the varsity team showed its inex­ to head agai nst a powerful Division I squad, but LaPlante was especially impressed suffer trom a darker, more debilitat­ perience as its boat came 10 a complete stop at with high expectations. Last year Irvine dOlnlnat­ with the play of her No. 1 doubles ing problem. one point in its eventual nine-second loss against ed the race, winning by a good distance in th e team, Lyndsey Tadlock and They are the socially disabled the Anteaters. novice, junior varsity and varsity squads. Stephanie Moriarty. types who scorn those other, more "I felt pretty confident we could go fast against The women's varsity crew ca me out charged, in "The best match was No. 1 dou­ enlightened souls who choose to Irvine, we just didn't execute fast for a number of its first race of the year, but couldn't handle the bles with Tadlock and Moriarty," indulge in this or that, and in doing reasons," said head coach Michael Filippo ne. team from Irvine. Junior varsity, however, did pull LaPlante saia. "They played th e so, tend to push the proverbial enve­ "Our inexperience showed." out a victory with Jaime Cooper at the helm. The best they have played together." lope beyond their discernible hori­ The varsity team was particularly hurt by the novice four also won its swim run with sensational In singles the Tritons continued zon . to roll, sweeping all six spots. The A particularly memorable scene most interesting match was at NO. 5 See MEN, page 14 See WOMEN, page 15 from "Cuckoo 's ~est" is one in doubles, where Westennan won the which ;\!icholson's character smug­ first set in a tie-breaker but looked gles III a bunch of booze and a cou­ to have lost her edge in the second pIa babes for a debauched in-house set, where she lost 1-6. Despite no rager. All the inmates start guzzling Gulls Rock the Sports Arena longer having the momentum, COpiOUS amounts of booze (includ­ Westerman fought on and quickly ing the bedndden guy with the took control of the third set and intravenous hookup) and a wild Minor league hockey, major league enjoyment went on to win 6-2. night of reckless abandon is enjoyed Riding that wave of emotion, the by all. The inmates who had previ­ By scon BURROUGHS Tritons moved on to UC Davis. ously displayed the cognitive ability Associate Sports Editor "We knew they were going to be of a cantaloupe are now laughing tough," LaPlante said. "I was disap­ and carousing like the gin-soaked The resounding crack of taped pointed with the overall 7-2 loss, denizens of Hefs Playboy Mansion wood on frozen rubber echoes off because the match was actually a lot grono. the rafters and, as a collective. the closer than it appears." Could this be the answer to the crowd bolts to its feet as if a streak The Tritons got off on the wrong horrific mental defect that has of red-hot lightning had just flown foot by losing all three doubles pro descended upon our campus with up into everyone's seat trom the sets by a score of 4-8. all the fervor of a locust horde? foundations. The newly airborne "We were out-played in dou­ Maybe, or maybe there is something projectile slices through the thick bles," LaPlante said. "They were a more insidious lurking beneath the arena air and finds its way home. lot more aggressive and served and clear-eyed, apathetic veneer of your just out of the reach of the lunging. returned better." fellow student - something that masked man in the net. The lamp Even though the Tritons won ensures that his social life here at is lit, and pandemonium ensues. only two of the six singles matches, UCSD will be void of any semblance No, that was not your latest they had a chance to win three of enjoyment and will instead be a psychedelic-fueled midnight more. zany, book-fueled riot of the most freak -ou t. It was just a typical No. 1 singles was never in dou­ geekish proportions. moment on a typical night at a ble for the Aggies. Jill Howard While those of you afflicted with typical hockey game. lee hockey quickly picked apart O'Neil 6-1, 6- this horriffic malady can do nothing is one of the greatest spectator 3. No. 2 singles, however, was a dif­ to help yourselves - do the insa ne sports ever to have been staged ferent story. - - actua lly know that they are insane? (with all due respects to foxy Tadlock had already won the It is up to the rest of us to lend a and sword-wielding first set and had a 5-2 lead. Just helping hand to these poor souls in pirate ), and here in San when she looked like she would need. It may not be easy, but the Diego, we are lucky to not only serve out the match, her opponent Geisel Library wasn't built in a day, have a top-notch hockey club, got hot and reeled off 11 straight and a beer here or a shot there will but also a venue where we can games to take the match in three only help to spur them on their way take in a game without having to sets. to a more balanced sanity. peddle our spleen on eBay to Lyon Uew / Guardian Liao won in straight sets at No. - This weekend offers the perfect finance the endeavor. .. Ice ..,: Gulls star Mart Woolf slwtes by a Tacoma deJmdtr on Tuesday. 3 singles, while her doubles partner, opportunity to stage this act of _. While purists will be Westerman, did 1M same at No. 5. unparalleled kindness. With the enthralled by the skilled play of fashioned fun . sess, it more than makes up for Kristina Jansen split the first two myriad of Triton home games hap­ th e Gulls and their counterparts Recently, the Guardian was the peeling paint with an over­ sets with her opponent at No. 4 sin­ pening this weekend and with fina ls in the West Coast Hockey lucky enough to attend a game flow of old-school charm. With gles but lost in an extended tie­ in the imminent future. the inmates League, there are also many down at San Diego's Sports its vaguely '70s feel and well­ breaker,losing the match . are looking more restless than added attractions and promo­ Arena . While this establishment worn seats, the San Diego Sports The same thing happened to usual. Oh, and if any of you medical tions for those who do not follow may not be kept up very well and Arena is a great place to take in a Mary Hung at No. 6 singles. - students have an IV handy ... well, hockey so closely and are just is lacking the high-tech accou­ The Thtons next face Cal State you know what to do. looking for a night of good old- trements that most arenas pos- Set ..u.s, page 15 Bakersfield on Saturday at 11 a.m.