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Gavin ClllYlllOol Fool's Day program range from $18 to $35. That master of musical mis- ofP.D.Q.'s most <» <» 'II> <» <» chief, will make his including the What other cultural attractions final appearance on Monday, "1712 " a glorious send­ there for this side 1, at the Pasadena Civic up of Tchaikovsky's "1812 Over­ At the UCLA AUlditoriunl, in concert with the ture. " The piece was "discovered" James A. Noel Pasadena Symphony. composer Schickele in time for Coward's "The Vortex" continues For over 25 years Prof. Peter Boston centennial in 1985. March 31. Schickele "of the University Even classmate and Southern North Dakota at Ho,r>nl,>" Glass does not escape the com­ has performed and int(~rpretl':d poser's sense of outrage(ousness), works of P.D.Q. as demonstrated by "Prelude to last and/or 'Einstein on the Fritz'." at 2 PM. . Sebastian Bach - mc:lUidHllg Schickele won the March 2 several appearances on campus award for RecordiIllg has been Beckman Auditorium. (The show's in 1990 with P.D. What You Can" stage manager likened those occa­ Overture and innovative pro­ sions to "performing inside a wed­ Assaults and again in 1991 for gram allows audience members to ding cake.") P.D.Q. Bach: Oedipus Tex and purchase tickets at whatever Music Director Jorge Mester Other Choral Calamities. If a can afford - whether ten will conduct the symphony for the recording ofthe concert is or one dollar. Tickets can "Final Farewell to Touring" con­ released this year, he wen be at the Doolittle cert. A long-time friend ofSchick­ achieve a hat trick in box N. Vine St., ele, Mester conducted the debut The concert imlProper cash on the of P.D.Q. Bach back 8 PM. A ore:-conce:rt 2 tickets per when were both students at Peter performs the works of PDQ Bach in Pasadena during his last tour. Juilliard. of P.D.Q. • Dr. Mary Ann Bonino and Capparela, begins on at 7 PM. A few tickets still remained at Mark Igota Spits breaststroke, while Keith thomp­ press time for this ultimate Geraghty and Stipe placing in the mance. They are available at the Last weekend Caltech's Swim son, Mark Savellano, and Shim 200 yard breaststroke. Team travelled to Cerritos Olym­ placed in the 400 yard Individual Caltech Ticket Office the swam the fastest time for event Pasadena Civic box 9. pic Pool for the SCIAC Conference Medley. The 100 yard backstroke in Caltech's history, 2:01.41, just Championship. Although both the found Barry Stipe fighting offa bad office (818/449-7360), and at "Phantom" con­ missing NCAA Nationals qualify­ TICKETRON outlets. tinues to haunt the Ahmanson. men's and women's teams were a start to place fourth with a 57.95 ing standards. Next came Monica lock for fifth place, the Techers while Thompson swan to a speedy Holboke breaking the record in the swam their way into the record 1:03.84. 200 yard breaststroke with a book. 2:48.50. The three day meet started with Diving in his first conference Brian Shim finished offhis col- 3/4 A student from Dabney and his bicyde to itself a bang as the women's 200 yard championship Allen Corcorran lege career with a at the north side of Jorgensen Lab. The bike was taken. Fn:est:yle Relay consisting of Ka­ placed fifth on both the one and 2:30.79 in the Karen 3/4 A new chainsaw was taken from the Ph'""ic:::!1 Karin Johnson, Jerri three meter. On the distaff side Va­ Ross set a lifetime best in the 100 The is an day and Monica Holboke nia Lee swam past her competition freestyle, 1:00.65. van with blue 'White seconds off the school to place high in the 100 yard but­ exit from the 1{udd(XK "",·brlo a 1:54.31. terfly. The last event was the 400 black Mf'1""'"1"" night, Holboke The distance swimmers were Free Relay and the women's team assembly were daIna~~ed. 2:25.59 for fourth df()pping time all the meet, needed each member to time gIvmg ide:ntific'ltioln, The linen COlnp.any the Individual Medley. but was in the 1650 freestyle off their best swim to set a record. 3/7 A student from Blacker House observed the last event, the 400 Med- that they really Dave Ger- Ross led off with a solid 1:01.82. to steal a bicycle from the Ricketts House The Vania Lee John- aghty, 17:46.36, Roger Moore, Johnson swam second and drclppl~d aplprehellde:d one of the and turned him over to securi- the women set another 18:23.18, and Tim Maddux five seconds to an oUltstJlndmg were the suspect was released because seconds 19:30.78. All had lifetime bests but 1:03.92. The leg was did not stay as a witness. from the set in 1979. Moore surprised everyone with and she swam a 1:05.71. An- electric cable connectors and two mouse connectors were The second day found the men more than a two minute better choring the team was who daIna~~ed in room 154 of Jorgensen. The tines swirmnirlg strong as Brian Shim, swim to get the day off to a great brought it home in a 1:01.81 to were bent them useless. UU,IAi1Il, and Nick Pornsin­ start. shave three seconds off the old 3/8 A set ofdouble doors was taken down from the first floor of in the 100 yard finals that evening found mark for a 4:12.21. ing lab, creating free access to Spalding from the old steam and into the vacant chemical engineering lab. !tis unknown if • any of the materials stored in the lab are missing. The doorway was barricaded. 3/10 A faculty member returned to his car, which was parked on Arms by Chris Campo 103, Christ College with 26, The steeplechase, arguably a Drive, and found a dent on left front fender. The car was Among the many Southern Masters College with 9, and much MUCH more exciting race apparently struck in a hit and run incident. Californians catching rays shirtless Southern Cal College with 6 to watch than the 10k, ensued soon 3/11 A witness observed someone go to a vehicle parked on Wil- in last Saturday's sun was Caltech points. The meet was a non-SCIAC after the enduranceheads had son Street, break the window a chain-like object, and re- middle distance runner Ned event, and so Caltech's conference cleared the track. Aaron Matzner, move the radio. Security was but they could not find "Sprinklerhead" Bowden. Unlike . record was unaffected as a result. running unattached, ran right on the suspect. most of his fellow worshippers, This also meant that unattached the tail ofrace leader Ed Yuh from 3/11 An answering machine was taken room 205 ofGuggenheim over­ however, Bowden was basking for runners could compete in the meet Whittier for most ofthe 3000 meter night. There was no evidence of forced entry, but an obscene a tan while simultaneously running if they chose, as non-scoring par­ hurdling and waterjumping event. message was left on the blackboard. a 1500 meter race in the Caltech In­ ticipants. Matzner's tactic suceeded in un­ 3/12 A suspect threatened students swimming at a house on Del Mar vitational II Track Meet held here The meet started out with a nerving Yuh, who had to deal with with a knife, allegedly because their stereo was too loud. at Tech. bang, or rather a whistle, with the the ominous sound ofAaron's foot­ 3/12 An unknown person was seen doing his laundry in the student "Hey I just felt like taking my 10,000 meter event. Twenty-five steps for most of the race. laundry room. Security was called. Apparently the person knew shirt off, 0.k.7" was the Nedsters laps and a world of hurt later, a former student and found out about the laundry room through reply to an inquiry by this report­ Techers Chris Campo and Mike Those ominous footsteps car­ the student. Security warned the person and escorted him off er as to why he DQ'ed himself by Ida captured second place (36: 10) ried Matzner past Yuh in the last campus. running without a uniform top. In and fourth place (40:09) respec­ lap, and on to a first place in a time 3/12 In another hit and run incident, a staff member had parked a spite ofthis loss ofpoints, the Tech tively. As the race proceeded, of 9:52. Matzner, a 3-2 student rented 1991 Chevrolet Cavalier in the Michigan/Del Mar lot ­ men pulled out a victory over all stares from athletes warming up for transfer from Whitman College, another vehicle struck it and damaged the left rear panel. other teams in the meet. later events and comments like, decided to redshirt this in 3/13 A Caltech faculty member left his bike in room 2 ofBrown Gym. By invitational scoring, Caltech "they're insane" were common. favor ofpeaking next year. may The bicycle was taken. The room was locked, but the door is was victorious with 139.5 points. Even jumper Jack Prater admitted, soon shatter the eXisting Caltech keyed to a north campus master. Next was Biola with 131.5, Whit­ "You've gotta be a real man to run steeplechase record and will be the Total value stolen or missing: $1,220 with 108, Cal Lutheran with the 10k." continued on page 2 meter out, se- redshirting for next year. going into the final turn at conds was for second fastest Although they lacked a shirt~ meters. The tough-as-nails time of day. The Animal's less competitor such as Ned Bow­ from page 1 freshman finished in seventh place teammate, Caltech football star den, the Caltech Women put ina Dear Editor, distance runner to watch next (eighth if you count Matzner's un­ Rob Whiteley, finished in a respec­ fair showing at Saturday's meet, I commend Steve Bard's arti­ season. attached finish) with a time of table 23.8 seconds two places back capturing third among the teams cles, "Dating Discussion," cover­ Fellow classmate Scott Kister 2:08.5. Doyle, unable to meet from Montz. there by invitational scoring. The the Dating and Friendship waged a tenacious battle for fourth Ned's challenge, finished 2 seconds scores were: Cal Lutheran 175.5, workshops in the March 1 place with T. Engles ofBiola in the behind him in 2:10.3. Hopefully Steve Harkness, competing un­ Biola 109, Caltech 57, Whittier 50, and 8 issue of the Tech. While steeplechase. The two exchanged Ned won't have Dr. Doyle for a attached, led the charge ofthe Tech La Verne 39,Christ College 37.5. reporting the facts of the event, places several times during the race professor any time soon, as his Weightmenin the Shot Put, throw­ Caltech assistant coach and Mr. Bard concurrently writes in an but it was Engles, who appeared as grade may suffer if Doyle holds a ing 42 feet, 6.75 inches. Harkness' graduate studenfCarolyn Beckran amusing style which conveys the though he might cough upa lung grudge. ;. throw was the second furthest of unattached to a respectable time of atmosphere of the DAFT meeting. any minute, who staggered across In the 400 meter event the sur­ the day. Teammate William Glenn, 5: 10 in the 1500 meter run. Emme­ I am impressed by his format, the finish line in the fourth. place prise ofthe day came from Caltech a discus specialist, captured a first line Naranjo ran to a secondplclce listing sample questions and an­ spot. Kister ran an admirable race, runner Greg Dudey. The "birthday place in the Discus. Throw. Glenn's time of 1: 11 in the 400 meter hUr­ swers as well as the main ideas finishing in 10:51, just 3 seconds boy" (because of whom the entire throw of 124 feet lOinches was a dles. Golda Bernstein ran2:47 for stated. behind Engles. Caltech team feasted on cake after bit more impressive than his per­ a sixth place in the 800 meters. I attended the first DAFT meet­ In the 1500 meter event, Ned the track meet! Thanks Greg! Oh, formance in the 4 X 400 meter re~ Teammate Aimee Smith, working ing, unfortunately missing the se­ Bowden was Tech's hope for and sorry about those ruffians who lay laterinthe day ... hard to battle back from a severe cond one. Mr. Bard's articles made points. That hope was dashed, doused you in the steeplechase The jav-man of day for knee injury, finished one place be­ me feel almost as if I had been however, when the freshman run­ water pit after the meet) ran like the Tech was· Jeff Martin. Martin, hind Golda in 2:57. there. ner removed his shirt and recieved wind, finishing ahead ofeven Bra­ coming offofa knee injury, threw With much thanks, a DQ. Bowden's time. was an im­ dy "Animal" Montz with a scorch­ 135 feet, 3 inches for a seventh Perhaps the highlight ofthe day Linda Springer pressive 4: 17. Although he didn't ing time of 52.7 seconds. Greg place in the Javelin. for the women was Jennifer Re­ Ruddock House score points for Tech, he did get captured second place overall with mine's performancein the shotput. a chance to begin development of his fantastic performance. Team­ Inthehighjump, sprinter Rob Jennifer threw 29 feet, 2 inches, Attention Flyfishers, Wannabes a much needed tan. mate Montz, a workhorse in sever­ Whiteleythought he'd give it a go good for first place. The sopho­ Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, Aaron Matzner, not satisfied al events at the meet, finished fifth and managed to tie teammate Bill more weight athlete is considering teach a man to fly fish and he forgets about in 53.6 seconds. Swanson for third place in that eating. Trout season begins April 27th, with a stellar performance in the Coach O'Brien's advice on improv­ flycasting classes begin March 26th. One steeplechase, decided to also jump Dudey must have been on fire event. The pair ofBeavers jumped ing throwing technique, 'just get month is all it takes. Classes will meet one into the 800 meter race. Matzner, like candles on a birthday cake, as 5 feet, 8 3/4 inches. Swanson's ANGRY!" evening per week and are open to the in spite of fatigue, was sixth across sophomore sensation finished technique· is a little rusty after a Those of you who see her day Caltech community. Contact 12th level don first overall in the 400 meter inter­ season ofbasketball without jump­ Troutmaster Thomas Perry x4705 or Harold the finish line in a time of2:04. Be­ in and day out at the registrar's "I just lost a huge one" Ginder x4701 for hind Matzner, a battle was ensuing mediate hurdle race with an inspir­ ing training. Gary Eastvedt, com­ office may be interested in know­ more information by March 19th. between Caltech Assistant Profes­ ing time of 57.5 seconds. peting unattached, sprung to an ing that Lisa Waitz competed un­ sor John Doyle and Ned Bowden. Once the results from many impressive 6 feet, 3/4 inches. East­ attached in the meet, running the Tijuana Work Project Bowden, eager for redemption heats in the 200 meters were sort- vedt, like Harkness and Matzner, 3000 meters in a time of 14:46. Spend the last half of spring break help­ MU 33 Day Change Ray Bradbury to Return International Day Meeting ing construct a shelter for homeless kids in folkd"mcers: A Night In Bulgeria Mark your calendars now for a pre­ Tijuana. Dates are the 26th thru the 31st. MU 33 -'Music of the Age of Enlight­ The EUREKA Conference and the enment (Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, On Tuesday, March 26 at 7:30 PM there International Day planning meeting Wed­ Ifyou want to go, come to the Y this Satur­ will be an evening of Bulgarian Music and Caltech Bookstore are pleased to welcome nesday, April 3, 4PM at the Caltech Y. If day at 1PM to discuss final details. If you etc.) has a Monday 2PM organizational science fiction author Ray Bradbury for an Dance. Anastasia Moskova will teach folk­ you cannot make the meeting but are in­ can't go, but want to help, scrounge up some meeting time. Due to various reasons the author signing on the Winnett Patio on Fri­ class might meet on TR rather than MW. dancing at 7:30 PM. Mitko Konstantinov, a terested in helping out, stop by the Y and carpentry tools we could borrow ... or musician with the National Folk Ensemble day, March 22 at 1:00 PM. For further in­ leave us your name, phone, mail, etc... donate those old clothes/toys/equipment you So if you wanted a fun class but thought formation on this and other EUREKA there would be a scheduling conflict, do of Sofia will be leading the Nestinari En­ never use. Bring contributions to the Y any­ semble for live dance music. Conference events contact Linda McManus time next week - they will be appreciated!!! come. at 356-8471. Ifyou want to go but absolutely can't make the meeting, call Golda at x3760 or x6163 by Monday. Volume XCII '" Number 20 Women's Issues DisCllssiiol1 March 1991 Sunday, March 17, please join us for an Sport Opponent informal discussion of women's issues as Day Date EDITORS they pertain to education and student life at Sun. Mar 17 11:30 am Ice Hockey State Pasadena Ice Center Caltech Scott Kister Tech. Discussion is to be moderated by a Wed. Apr 3 3:00 pm Tennis (M) Christ College Mark Lyttle counselor not affiliated with Caltech or the Thu. Apr 4 3:00 pm Tennis (W) Biola Biola Counseling Center. All undergrads, grads Fri. Apr 5 3:00 pm Baseball Pomona-Pitzer Caltech and faculty are welcome at 7:30 PM at the Sat. Apr 6 11:00 am Baseball Pomona-Pitzer (2) Pomona-Pitzer CRIME BEAT EDITOR Master's House. For more infonnation con­ Sat. Apr 6 11:00 am Tennis (W) CS San Bernadino CS San Bernadino Rob Ellis tact Jennifer Jungkuntz at 564-8545 or Yu­ Sat. Apr 6 12:00 noon Track Caltech Invitational III Caltech Chien Kuo at 578-9504. Sat. Apr 6 1:00 pm Tennis (M) So. College So. Calif..College WRITERS .. .. Chris Campo I I I t Clint Dodd They told me I had to put it in Saturday and the Roommate PHOTO EDITOR " " " Lei Chen to see paper, so here it is. I can't really . Sunday. Both start at 8:30 understand though. If anybody PM. up and help out for two ELECTRONIC COPY EDITOR is a BIG enough LOSER to miss hours and you'll get a free Asim Mughal Decompression (Saturday and Sun­ but hurry up 'cause the're goin' fast. day, 8:00 PM to midnight), then Also, there will be an Interna­ OFFICE MANAGER " " " they deserve to miss out on the tional Day Planning Meeting at the Gavin .Claypool greatest event of the term. Of Y, Wednesday April 3 at 4: 30 PM. course you all know there'll be mo­ Please come by if you're at all in­ BUSINESS MANAGER needs a student to pick vies and tons of food. The terested in International $onny Arcilla Comedy-Sportz team will be Day. ""'..' .....

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This year nearly 100 ballots were received for the Best ofIssue, almost double that oflast year, not bad for an apathetic campus. Most of the responses were from students, quite a few from staffers, and pathetically few from faculty. What we present now, then, is the results. 1.

II I Super Antojitos, with burritos Even though the Holly had the House (341 South Holliston), mov­ year's winner Corona (344 South 1. as big as a Sunday newspaper, eas­ best affiliated off-campus of ing from a tie for second last Holliston) received only one vote ily repeated as king ofthe burritos. the year, it was unable to get year, 17Q Del Mar, staying in se­ this year. Taco Bell edged out Acapulco for the top 3. The leaders were Frame cond and 360 South Holliston. Last second. 3. PE F m II • I 1.

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1. Pataya won this hands down, although Ruddock House's block voting scheme vaulted Senior Ko Evidently a lot of Teeners get Saipetch into second place. that In-n-Out urge, as the drive­ 3. President Thai 1. thru hamburger stand nearly dou­ II!I bled the number ofvotes ofsecond 2. Islands place Islands. The Tommy's run, a longtime Tech tradition seems to I 3. Tommy's be less popular now. Tommy's finished a distant third.

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The best coffeehouse waiter is no coffeehouse waiter according to our readers. We received a wide of responses ranging from there are no good coffeehouse waiters to this question is an oxy­ moron. In a surprise showing, Shane Sauby finished second, ahead of Hoyt Hudson.

Eddie's Meat Market spanked II!I the for the second year in a row, out second place I by nearly 20 votes. Eddie's is the II!I 1. place to go for especially for those without a car or in a hurry. I Subway edged out Lee's Hoagie 3, House for the coveted distinction of second-best sandwich.

"Why buy condom's when you 1. can get them free?" was a popular response. The favorite places to get 1. , Dave leitner and Hoyt condoms was the MOSH's office. The Health Center was second. 2. Shane's second place showing annoying. He repeated as most an­ ner and Hoyt Hudson shared se­ Some people still buy them, at the for best coffeehouse waiter was noying with a thirty-vote victory cond with only a couple of votes bookstore, which edged out last 3. Bookstore surprising, because he was the over second place. With Shane for each. years the SAC for third. overwhelming (favorite?) for mo~t receiving so many votes, Dave Jeit- 1'1 1'1 II People really liked "Ralph." They just loved it. They loved to write it down over and over and over. "Ralph" they would write. Or, maybe "R~llpJl1in.g.'·' Sometimes "Ralf' or "Ralfing", or even "Randy Ralph," bu generally " Oh sure, was some "upchucking" and "soewing "Ralph" was the winner. The following is a list tive terms. 1

Ralphs won for the second year in a row with 1. "everything you need everytime you.shop." Techers 4 like late night shopping, and Ralphs 1S the closest 24 • 2. Doms hour grocery now that the Pant;y/~avillions changed 3 their hours. Ruddock House s m-house grocery, • 3. Vons O'Doms was second, and Vons third. 1.

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Just about everybody had some reason not to graduate on time. AMA 95 and Ph 106 were popular choices as well as those who want­ ed to stay "for the amazing social life," and "the babes." One student replied, "my advisor barely ac­ knowledges my existence." Bel<;>w is a list of some of the more m­ teresting ones we got. 1

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1. Last year, the local band 1. category was led by off-campus bands such as Snotty NWA, and the New Marines. 3. and Fistful of two on-campus bands mama:ged to displace Snotty

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Although Dobie Gillis garnered several votes he was unable to mus­ cle his way into the top 3. Still a leader by a large margin, most of Tech can be found in front ofa TV on Thursday nights watching the For the second year in a row 1. adventures ofBart Simpson. David Poobah's dominated this category Lynch's twisted, but cancelled with five times as many votes as the Canterbury show, Twin Peaks, is second. Par­ nearest competitor. Canterbury ker Lewis Can i Lose replaces Mar­ moves up a spot to tie Tower and Records, ried With Children as the second the Wherehouse. most popular FOX network show. • I Last year's winner KLSX was moves into second place. These are defeated soundly by KROQ this radio stations people listen to more year. It appears that more people other radio stations. Isn't it all Many readers submitted their "I've done my 95. Wautto copy it?" doesn't have a best line - none of at Tech are willing to say "KNAC so interesting? best lines to get a man/woman in "Let me help you do your home­ his ever worked. Below is a list of kicks my ass" this year as KNAC their room. None of them gave a work." "Do you need class notes?" fifteen of the more creative lines success rate, however. Many of One (honest) reader said he we received. them were related to homewo,rk, , 1 , 1 1 1 11. 1

Although their favorite radio station was KROQ, Techers re­ main loyal to the seventies when picking their favorite bands. Lead­ ing this category were Led Zeppe­ lin, The and Floyd. 1.

In this category, the Ruddock and they were able to edge out the contingent stuffed the ballot box for Tech for first place. Coming in the BFD, their house newspaper, third was the LA Times. 1.

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