I Gavin ClllYlllOol Fool's Day program range from $18 to $35. That master of musical mis- ofP.D.Q.'s most <» <» 'II> <» <» chief, will make his including the What other cultural attractions final appearance on Monday, "1712 " a glorious send­ there for this side 1, at the Pasadena Civic up of Tchaikovsky's "1812 Over­ At the UCLA AUlditoriunl, in concert with the ture. " The piece was "discovered" James A. Noel Pasadena Symphony. composer Schickele in time for Coward's "The Vortex" continues For over 25 years Prof. Peter Boston centennial in 1985. March 31. Schickele "of the University Even classmate and Southern North Dakota at Ho,r>nl,>" Glass does not escape the com­ has performed and int(~rpretl':d poser's sense of outrage(ousness), works of P.D.Q. as demonstrated by "Prelude to last and/or 'Einstein on the Fritz'." at 2 PM. Sebastian Bach - mc:lUidHllg Schickele won the March 2 several appearances on campus award for RecordiIllg has been Beckman Auditorium. (The show's in 1990 with P.D. What You Can" stage manager likened those occa­ Overture and innovative pro­ sions to "performing inside a wed­ Assaults and again in 1991 for gram allows audience members to ding cake.") P.D.Q. Bach: Oedipus Tex and purchase tickets at whatever Music Director Jorge Mester Other Choral Calamities. If a can afford - whether ten will conduct the symphony for the recording ofthe concert is or one dollar. Tickets can "Final Farewell to Touring" con­ released this year, he wen be at the Doolittle cert. A long-time friend ofSchick­ achieve a hat trick in box N. Vine St., ele, Mester conducted the debut The concert imlProper cash on the of P.D.Q. Bach back 8 PM. A ore:-conce:rt 2 tickets per when were both students at Peter performs the works of PDQ Bach in Pasadena during his last tour. Juilliard. of P.D.Q. • Dr. Mary Ann Bonino and Capparela, begins on at 7 PM. A few tickets still remained at Mark Igota Spits breaststroke, while Keith thomp­ press time for this ultimate Geraghty and Stipe placing in the mance. They are available at the Last weekend Caltech's Swim son, Mark Savellano, and Shim 200 yard breaststroke. Team travelled to Cerritos Olym­ placed in the 400 yard Individual Caltech Ticket Office the swam the fastest time for event Pasadena Civic box 9. pic Pool for the SCIAC Conference Medley. The 100 yard backstroke in Caltech's history, 2:01.41, just Championship. Although both the found Barry Stipe fighting offa bad office (818/449-7360), and at "Phantom" con­ missing NCAA Nationals qualify­ TICKETRON outlets. tinues to haunt the Ahmanson. men's and women's teams were a start to place fourth with a 57.95 ing standards. Next came Monica lock for fifth place, the Techers while Thompson swan to a speedy Holboke breaking the record in the swam their way into the record 1:03.84. 200 yard breaststroke with a book. 2:48.50. The three day meet started with Diving in his first conference Brian Shim finished offhis col- 3/4 A student from Dabney and his bicyde to itself a bang as the women's 200 yard championship Allen Corcorran lege career with a at the north side of Jorgensen Lab. The bike was taken. Fn:est:yle Relay consisting of Ka­ placed fifth on both the one and 2:30.79 in the Karen 3/4 A new chainsaw was taken from the Ph'""ic:::!1 Karin Johnson, Jerri three meter. On the distaff side Va­ Ross set a lifetime best in the 100 The is an day and Monica Holboke nia Lee swam past her competition freestyle, 1:00.65. van with blue 'White seconds off the school to place high in the 100 yard but­ exit from the 1{udd(XK "",·brlo a 1:54.31. terfly. The last event was the 400 black Mf'1""'"1"" night, Holboke The distance swimmers were Free Relay and the women's team assembly were daIna~~ed. 2:25.59 for fourth df()pping time all the meet, needed each member to time gIvmg ide:ntific'ltioln, The linen COlnp.any the Individual Medley. but was in the 1650 freestyle off their best swim to set a record. 3/7 A student from Blacker House observed the last event, the 400 Med- that they really Dave Ger- Ross led off with a solid 1:01.82. to steal a bicycle from the Ricketts House The Vania Lee John- aghty, 17:46.36, Roger Moore, Johnson swam second and drclppl~d aplprehellde:d one of the and turned him over to securi- the women set another 18:23.18, and Tim Maddux five seconds to an oUltstJlndmg were the suspect was released because seconds 19:30.78. All had lifetime bests but 1:03.92. The leg was did not stay as a witness. from the set in 1979. Moore surprised everyone with and she swam a 1:05.71. An- electric cable connectors and two mouse connectors were The second day found the men more than a two minute better choring the team was who daIna~~ed in room 154 of Jorgensen. The tines swirmnirlg strong as Brian Shim, swim to get the day off to a great brought it home in a 1:01.81 to were bent them useless. UU,IAi1Il, and Nick Pornsin­ start. shave three seconds off the old 3/8 A set ofdouble doors was taken down from the first floor of in the 100 yard finals that evening found mark for a 4:12.21. ing lab, creating free access to Spalding from the old steam and into the vacant chemical engineering lab. !tis unknown if • any of the materials stored in the lab are missing. The doorway was barricaded. 3/10 A faculty member returned to his car, which was parked on Arms by Chris Campo 103, Christ College with 26, The steeplechase, arguably a Drive, and found a dent on left front fender. The car was Among the many Southern Masters College with 9, and much MUCH more exciting race apparently struck in a hit and run incident. Californians catching rays shirtless Southern Cal College with 6 to watch than the 10k, ensued soon 3/11 A witness observed someone go to a vehicle parked on Wil- in last Saturday's sun was Caltech points. The meet was a non-SCIAC after the enduranceheads had son Street, break the window a chain-like object, and re- middle distance runner Ned event, and so Caltech's conference cleared the track. Aaron Matzner, move the radio. Security was but they could not find "Sprinklerhead" Bowden. Unlike . record was unaffected as a result. running unattached, ran right on the suspect. most of his fellow worshippers, This also meant that unattached the tail ofrace leader Ed Yuh from 3/11 An answering machine was taken room 205 ofGuggenheim over­ however, Bowden was basking for runners could compete in the meet Whittier for most ofthe 3000 meter night. There was no evidence of forced entry, but an obscene a tan while simultaneously running if they chose, as non-scoring par­ hurdling and waterjumping event. message was left on the blackboard. a 1500 meter race in the Caltech In­ ticipants. Matzner's tactic suceeded in un­ 3/12 A suspect threatened students swimming at a house on Del Mar vitational II Track Meet held here The meet started out with a nerving Yuh, who had to deal with with a knife, allegedly because their stereo was too loud. at Tech. bang, or rather a whistle, with the the ominous sound ofAaron's foot­ 3/12 An unknown person was seen doing his laundry in the student "Hey I just felt like taking my 10,000 meter event. Twenty-five steps for most of the race. laundry room. Security was called. Apparently the person knew shirt off, 0.k.7" was the Nedsters laps and a world of hurt later, a former student and found out about the laundry room through reply to an inquiry by this report­ Techers Chris Campo and Mike Those ominous footsteps car­ the student. Security warned the person and escorted him off er as to why he DQ'ed himself by Ida captured second place (36: 10) ried Matzner past Yuh in the last campus. running without a uniform top. In and fourth place (40:09) respec­ lap, and on to a first place in a time 3/12 In another hit and run incident, a staff member had parked a spite ofthis loss ofpoints, the Tech tively. As the race proceeded, of 9:52. Matzner, a 3-2 student rented 1991 Chevrolet Cavalier in the Michigan/Del Mar lot ­ men pulled out a victory over all stares from athletes warming up for transfer from Whitman College, another vehicle struck it and damaged the left rear panel. other teams in the meet. later events and comments like, decided to redshirt this in 3/13 A Caltech faculty member left his bike in room 2 ofBrown Gym. By invitational scoring, Caltech "they're insane" were common. favor ofpeaking next year. may The bicycle was taken. The room was locked, but the door is was victorious with 139.5 points. Even jumper Jack Prater admitted, soon shatter the eXisting Caltech keyed to a north campus master. Next was Biola with 131.5, Whit­ "You've gotta be a real man to run steeplechase record and will be the Total value stolen or missing: $1,220 with 108, Cal Lutheran with the 10k." continued on page 2 meter out, se- redshirting for next year.