Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 25 Sydney Program Guide

Sun Jan 31, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 CARLTON-BROWNE OF THE F.O. 1959 Captioned Repeat G

Carlton-Browne Of The F.O. When the king of a small Pacific Island dies, the Island's evil and greedy Prime Minister looks to profit from the monarch's death. But the British quickly send a diplomat, the bumbling Carlton-Browne, to establish friendly ties with the heir to the throne. Starring: Peter Sellers, Terry Thomas, Luciana Paluzzi, Thorley Walters, Ian Bannen

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 LEASE OF LIFE 1954 Captioned Repeat WS G

Lease Of Life The parson of a small rural community knows he is dying and this makes him reconsider his life so far and what he can still do to help the community. Starring: Robert Donat, Denholm Elliott, Kay Walsh, Adrienne Corri

12:00 TASK FORCE 1949 Repeat PG

Task Force As he is retiring, Jonathon Scott reminisces about his long Navy career and the development of the role of the aircraft carrier from the early 20s.

Starring: Gary Cooper, Jane Wyatt, Wayne Morris

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence WOMENS TWENTY/20 - AUSTRALIA V 14:30 Captioned Live WS NA INDIA Australia v India Wide World Of Sports presents the final Womens Twenty/20 matches between Australia and India. Join our expert commentary team for all the action live from the SCG. 17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Prideaux Place 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

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Sun Jan 31, 2016

18:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG The Korean War and a long lost letter separate the lives of young lovers Jean and Lionel, whose paths cross again by happenstance. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

19:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Although 38 years ago Lionel and Jean were young and in love, any thoughts of rekindling the romance seem absurd. They have made vague promises to keep in touch, but there is some doubt as to whether they really will. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

19:50 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? PG

Pilot

This classic British sitcom follows the misadventures of the staff of a retail floor of a major department store.

Starring: Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton, Wendy Richard, Nicholas Smith

Cons.Advice: Themes

20:30 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? PG

Dear Sexy Knickers Mr. Lucas is keen on Miss Brahms and decides to write her a note to ask her out. But when Mrs. Slocomb gets the note instead, the situation gets very complicated. To top it off, she thinks Captain Peacock sent her the note! Starring: Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton, Wendy Richard, Nicholas Smith

Cons.Advice: Themes

21:10 ABSOLUTE POWER 1997 Captioned Repeat WS M

Absolute Power Cat burglar Clint Eastwood finds himself in the president's doghouse when he witnesses the chief executive trysting with a trophy wife. When their rough romance turns lethal, efforts to cover up the president's scandalous situation spirals violently out of control. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Ed Harris, Laura Linney, Judy Davis

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:40 MISSING WS M

Cop Out A cop is found shot and his partner is missing. Jess is tasked with finding the missing officer.

Starring: Vivicia A. Fox, Caterina Scorsone, Mark Consuelos

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:30 LIFE FLIGHT Captioned Repeat WS PG With lives on the line and time running out, strap in and follow the emergency flight teams responsible for high stakes rescues in the most unreachable places. A Lower Hutt man confronts an unknown future after suffering the bends on a dive trip.

Sun Jan 31, 2016

01:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Last Voyage

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Characteristics of a Perfect Heart - Part 1 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Shipment From Marseilles

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Feb 1, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces Monica and Chandler to delay their long anticipated trip to Vermont to stay for the party. But complications ensue when the infant falls asleep and a racy, adult birthday cake arrives. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Ten Little Visitors

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Nanny And The Professor Lorelai makes Jason promise not to tell her parents about their budding romance. Meanwhile, Luke becomes overwhelmed by Lane's work ethic when he hires her to work at the diner. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Keiko Agena, Scott Patterson

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Glasgow - Day 1 - Sonia First to cook in Glasgow is former model Sonia Scott Mackay. Single girl Sonia is looking for romance - might boxing enthusiast Scott be the one? And will a menu featuring a different cocktail with every course woo the rest of her guests? 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mon Feb 1, 2016

12:00 THE DIVIDED HEART 1954 Captioned Repeat PG

The Divided Heart A young German couple learns that their 10-year-old foster son's mother, thought to be killed in the war, is alive and wants him back. The court must make a decision as to child's custody. Starring: Alexander Knox, Yvonne Mitchell, Armin Dahlea, Cornell Borchers, Michel Ray

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

13:55 RIVER COTTAGE - BITES WS G

Bird Sap From baking the perfect loaf of bread to edible seaweed, these Bite Sized highlights from Hugh Fearnley's River Cottage will show you how to make delicious culinary treats for the whole family. 14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Glasgow - Day 2 - Ian Writer and whisky-lover Ian Black plans a distinctly Scottish menu with no-fuss cooking. And if this doesn't work, there's that bottle of expensive wine he's been saving for over two decades. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS WS PG

15:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Prideaux Place 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

In The Clamor And The Clangor Luke and Lorelai take matters into their own hands when newly restored church bells turn out to be less welcome than originally anticipated. Meanwhile, Rory is humiliated when she hears William has been spreading stories of her obsession with him. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Keiko Agena, Scott Patterson

Mon Feb 1, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits Rachel believes that her annoying and self-indulgent younger sister, Amy, is on the verge of becoming more responsible, so she convinces her to babysit infant Emma...and soon regrets it. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Grant An excited Ross must interview with a brilliant Nobel Prize-winning scientist for a prized palaeontology grant, but the doctor also happens to be Charlie's obsessed ex-boyfriend. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG 39 year old Shaun experiences a sudden and excruciating headache while at work. He is rushed to his local hospital by ambulance and after scans reveal a bleed on his brain, he is transferred to RPA, lucky to be alive. Also, Donna is experiencing trouble with her eyesight. Her right eye is becoming increasingly difficult to see out of. Scans reveal a sizable tumour that could send her blind if doctors don’t stop it from growing. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

20:30 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? Captioned Repeat WS M

As Far As They're Concerned, I'm Not Crazy Enough What's Your Emergency follows the life-threatening and emotionally charged situations encountered by Britain's Emergency Ambulance Service as they highlight issues ranging from drug abuse to domestic violence and everything in between. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Rural Farmers, many of whom are more likely to visit the vet for their livestock than pop into their GP. They see a patient who has literally been grinding his teeth away and a patient whose ears are so flaky she can't help leaving bits wherever she goes. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES - SLEEP SEX Repeat WS MA

Amazing Medical Stories - Sleep Sex The story of a new condition that has the medical community stumped -- sexomnia or 'sleep sex.' This condition takes a hold of its sufferers while they sleep, turning them into completely different person, an act which they can't even remember. Take a look at some of its sufferers. Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Sexual References

23:30 MISSING WS M

Puzzle Box

Starring: Vivicia A. Fox, Caterina Scorsone, Mark Consuelos

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Mon Feb 1, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

The One With Rachel's Dream After Rachel visits the set of Joey's soap opera, she has a dream about him. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler go on vacation together and Phoebe, with her guitar, busks in front of Monica's restaurant. Starring: Matt Le Blanc, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Koroshi-Shanda Shima Part Two

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Characteristics of a Perfect Heart - Part 2 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Last Voyage

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Feb 2, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Aunt Evelyn

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Glasgow - Day 3 - Nat It's half way through the competition in Glasgow and primary school teacher Natalie serves a complex menu that goes down very well. But the conversation turns sour when Scott makes a throwaway remark about Natalie's four week marriage. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue Feb 2, 2016

12:00 MUTINY ON THE BUSES 1972 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mutiny On The Buses When Stan transfers to a better paid job driving a special tours bus, his first run to a Safari Park turns into a disaster when the bus is invaded by animals, jeopardizing his career, his engagement to Suzy and his friendship with Jack. Starring: Reg Varney, Doris Hare, Anna Karen, Michael Robbins

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

13:50 RIVER COTTAGE - BITES WS G

Hawberries and Crab Apples From baking the perfect loaf of bread to edible seaweed, these Bite Sized highlights from Hugh Fearnley's River Cottage will show you how to make delicious culinary treats for the whole family. 14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Glasgow - Day 4 Scott In Glasgow Scott Borthwick is on a mission to impress, especially stylish ex-model Sonia. And late on in the evening Scott and Sonia share a steamy conversation in the bathroom. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG 39 year old Shaun experiences a sudden and excruciating headache while at work. He is rushed to his local hospital by ambulance and after scans reveal a bleed on his brain, he is transferred to RPA, lucky to be alive. Also, Donna is experiencing trouble with her eyesight. Her right eye is becoming increasingly difficult to see out of. Scans reveal a sizable tumour that could send her blind if doctors don’t stop it from growing. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Family Matter Luke is wary when his ditzy sister Liz shows up for an unexpected visit. Meanwhile, Lorelai promises Jason that she will tell her parents about their relationship. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Keiko Agena, Scott Patterson

Tue Feb 2, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Home Study Monica and Chandler have an unexpected surprise when the adoption worker who will decide the fate of their adoption hopes confesses that she was once romanced by a man named Joey in the same building who never returned her calls. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but becomes furious when everyone arrives late for the gathering. Bigger problems ensue when Joey gets stuck in the door. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:30 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Million Dollar Bond Robbery

Poirot guards a shipment of Liberty Bonds sent to New York on the liner Queen Mary.

Starring: David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Philip Jackson, Pauline Moran

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Fatal Error (Part 1)

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence, Medical Procedures

23:00 LUTHER Repeat WS MA John Luther is on the trail of a satanic occult killer who kidnaps a woman but leaves her baby in the living room. Things get harder when a man accuses Luther of attacking him. Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

00:05 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Fair Exchange

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

Tue Feb 2, 2016

04:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

The Power and Promise of God's Word - Part 1 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Koroshi-Shanda Shima Part Two

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Feb 3, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Waratah Festival

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Glasgow - Day 5 - Helen Last to cook in Glasgow is gregarious grandmother Helen Hancock who is taking her guests back in time with a retro menu featuring prawn cocktail and arctic roll. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 AMOROUS PRAWN 1962 Repeat G

The Amorous Prawn General and Lady Fitzadam live at a remote army outpost in Scotland, their last assignment before the General retires. The General is sent abroad and in his absence, Lady Fitzadam decides to convert their spacious estate into a fishing resort for American tourists Starring: Ian Carmichael, Joan Greenwood, Cecil Parker, Dennis Price, Derek Nimmo

Wed Feb 3, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:20 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Million Dollar Bond Robbery

Poirot guards a shipment of Liberty Bonds sent to New York on the liner Queen Mary.

Starring: David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Philip Jackson, Pauline Moran

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found The Gnostic Gospel Car trouble strands Jess in Stars Hollow where he makes a startling confession to Rory. Meanwhile, at a charity dinner, Emily asks Lorelai and Jason to pretend to be lovey-dovey. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Keiko Agena, Scott Patterson

Wed Feb 3, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Birth Mother A nervous Monica and Chandler head to Ohio to meet a potential birth mother but the pregnant woman labors under the false impression that Chandler is a doctor and Monica is a reverend - and the couple are so eager to adopt that they don't want to tell the truth. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him with a mystery blonde.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:30 NEW TRICKS Repeat WS M

Good Morning Lemmings The team get involved when graffiti claiming 'I Killed Flak' appears around London, Flak being tag artist Danny Tyler, killed four years earlier. Starring: Amanda Redman, Dennis Waterman, James Bolam, Alun Armstrong

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

20:40 CAPOTE 2000 WS M

Capote In 1959, Truman Capote, a popular writer for The New Yorker, learns about the horrific and senseless murder of a family of four in Kansas. Inspired by the story material, Capote and his partner, Harper Lee, travel to the town to research for an article. As he digs deeper into the story, he is inspired to expand the project into what would be his greatest work, "In Cold Blood". He arranges extensive interviews with the prisoners, especially Perry Smith, a quiet and articulate man with a troubled history.

Starring: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Allie Mickelson, Kelci Stephenson, Craig Archibald, Bronwen Coleman

23:00 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat PG

The Archbishop

Edmund is appointed to the post of Archbishop of Canterbury after the king has the last one killed.

Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:30 JAYCO HERALD SUN TOUR WS NA

Highlights

00:00 ALMOST HUMAN Captioned Repeat WS M

Straw Man Kennex and Dorian investigate a string of murders by a copycat of a serial killer whom Kennexs father put in jail. As the investigation unfolds, biotechnology from the future sheds light on crimes of the past. Starring: Carl Urban, Michael Ealy, Minka Kelly, Lily Taylor

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Wed Feb 3, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Housekeeper

Gideon suspects a housekeeper named Martha Warren is responsible for a string of murders.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

The Power and Promise of God's Word - Part 2 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Fair Exchange

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Feb 4, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him with a mystery blonde.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Raft Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him with a mystery blonde.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

12:00 SOME WILL, SOME WON'T 1970 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Some Will, Some Won't Four people are left a large sum of money in the will of a practical joker. In order to obtain this cash prize they must do a set of bizarre tasks that he has set for them. Starring: Leslie Phillips, Barbara Murray, J Robertson Justice, Ronnie Corbett

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Thu Feb 4, 2016

13:55 RIVER COTTAGE - BITES WS G

Wild Hazelnuts From baking the perfect loaf of bread to edible seaweed, these Bite Sized highlights from Hugh Fearnley's River Cottage will show you how to make delicious culinary treats for the whole family. 14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. 14:30 JAYCO HERALD SUN TOUR Repeat WS NA

Highlights

15:00 MY CRAZY OBSESSION Repeat WS PG

Love Bunnies & World's Strongest Family The Best family is so obsessed with their own strength that they spend countless hours lifting weights. Candace and Steve's collection of bunny items has reached nearly 30,000 pieces.

15:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 16:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Incredible Sinking Lorelais Rory is horrified when a professor suggests she drop a class. Meanwhile, Lorelai and Sookie explore ways to raise money for the Inn. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Keiko Agena, Scott Patterson

Thu Feb 4, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where The Stripper Cries Danny DeVito guest stars as a horrifying stripper who has been hired for Phoebe's bachelorette party; Joey makes a fool of himself on Donny Osmond's game show; and Chandler and Ross attend a college reunion and meet the girl they both promised not to date. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Wedding In a special milestone episode, Phoebe's big day becomes a disaster as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Also, Chandler and Ross lobby Rachel to choose one of them as a last-minute replacement for a groomsman in what promises to be a most unorthodox wedding procession. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:30 MONARCH OF THE GLEN WS PG Lexie throws herself into preparations for the upcoming Ghillies' Ball. However the task is much more complicated than she thought and it's not long before she runs into numerous problems. One of which is the arrival of a new stranger, Paul Bowman, with a secret tie to the MacDonald family that shocks everyone. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 SPOOKS WS MA

A known mercenary is seen visiting a top secret disused Soviet arms dump.

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence

23:00 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat PG

The Queen of Spain's Beard The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:30 JAYCO HERALD SUN TOUR WS NA

Highlights

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Thu Feb 4, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

How To Retire Without Really Working

Gideon goes after a criminal married couple named Robert and Margaret Gresham.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 GLOBAL SHOP WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Sowing and Reaping: The Princples of Life

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Housekeeper

Gideon suspects a housekeeper named Martha Warren is responsible for a string of murders.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Feb 5, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Honest Jack

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

JUMP START SOUP MATE PRO

Home shopping programme.

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Fri Feb 5, 2016

12:00 CARRY ON CRUISING 1962 Captioned Repeat WS G

Carry On Cruising The captain of a large passenger ship discovers that his able crew has been replaced by a totally inexperienced crew, the "Carry On" bunch. Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor, Lance Percival, Vincent Ball

Highlights

15:20 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Lexie throws herself into preparations for the upcoming Ghillies' Ball. However the task is much more complicated than she thought and it's not long before she runs into numerous problems. One of which is the arrival of a new stranger, Paul Bowman, with a secret tie to the MacDonald family that shocks everyone. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Scene In A Mall Rory runs into Dean for the second time at the Inn and gets a glimpse of his new life. Later, Lorelai and Rory decide to spend a day window-shopping together in the mall, but they run into Emily and are caught up in her wild shopping spree. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Keiko Agena, Scott Patterson

Fri Feb 5, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Joey Speaks French Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition, but she quickly becomes exasperated by his awful attempts to speak the language. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Princess Consuela Rachel has a secret job interview at a restaurant, but gets a shock when she finds her current boss dining at the next table. Meanwhile, Phoebe considers legally changing her married name to something more exotic. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:30 WALKING THE NILE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Lev and Boston reach South Sudan, where they spend time with the Mundari tribe.

20:30 PAYCHECK 2003 Captioned Repeat WS M

Paycheck Michael Jennings is a brilliant computer engineer hired by corporations for specialized top secret projects. Once a job is complete, his short term memory is erased so he won't divulge any sensitive information. Instead of his expected $4.4 billion paycheck at the end of his latest project, Michael is handed an envelope filled with random objects and told that he has agreed to forfeit payment. With the help of his ex-girlfriend Rachel, Michael tries to uncover the mystery of his past and why the people whom he worked for now want him dead. Starring: Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman, Aaron Eckhart, Paul Giamatti, Kathryn Morris

23:00 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat PG

The Witchsmeller's Pursuivant

Percy and Baldrick are to be burned at the stake with Edmund, when he is accused of being a witch.

Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:30 JAYCO HERALD SUN TOUR WS NA

Highlights

00:30 MEMOIRS OF A SURVIVOR 1981 Captioned Repeat WS M

Memoirs Of A Survivor

Set in a bleak future where roving gangs of children terrorize city streets, and reality is often an illusion.

Starring: Julie Christie, Christopher Guard, Leonie Mellingen, Debbie Hutchins, Pat Keen

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sex Scenes, Adult Themes

Fri Feb 5, 2016

02:40 MUTINY ON THE BUSES 1972 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

04:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

05:00 WALKING THE NILE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Lev and Boston reach South Sudan, where they spend time with the Mundari tribe.

Sat Feb 6, 2016

06:00 CARRY ON CRUISING 1962 Captioned Repeat WS G

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 JOHNNY YOU'RE WANTED 1956 Captioned Repeat G

Johnny You're Wanted

Johnny, a truck driver, offers a lift to an attractive hitch-hiker only to later be accused of her murder.

Starring: Alfred Marks, John Slater

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. 11:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS TBC A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. 11:30 POSTCARDS SUMMER Captioned WS G Rebecca tastes her way down Lygon Street from DOC Espresso and Delicatessen to Crinitis. Lauren finds the perfect locations for a Daylesford wedding. Guest presenter Shane Delia catches up with his fellow Chef’s for insider tips on where to eat in Melbourne. Rebecca stays at quirky self-contained accommodation Harts Lane Haus and finds her perfect masterpiece at Bromley & Co. gallery.

12:00 A DISTANT TRUMPET 1964 Repeat PG

A Distant Trumpet A U.S cavalry man falls in love with another Lieutenant's wife when her husband is killed, but the young man's fiancee appears. An Indian uprising transcends romantic problems momentarily. Based on the novel by Paul Horgan. Starring: Raoul Walsh, Troy Donahue, Suzanne Pleshette, Kent Smith, Claude Akins, James Gregory

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:30 JAYCO HERALD SUN TOUR Repeat WS NA

Highlights

15:30 RIO BRAVO 1959 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rio Bravo John Wayne stars as the sheriff of a small western town who arrests a murderer and then must contend with the aggressive effort of the killer's brother to free him before the state marshal arrives. Starring: John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Angie Dickinson, Walter Brennan

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Sat Feb 6, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

A Shot in the Dark Jackie comes into conflict with Lord Ashfordly when she becomes determined to protect a lovestruck youngster, who was shot on his land by his new gamekeeper, from a case of injustice. Starring: Jason Durr, Derek Fowlds, Philip Franks, Duncan Bells

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

20:45 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S MARPLE Repeat WS M

Murder Is Easy Miss Marple meets an elderly woman who is convinced that there is a serial killer in her village. Before she can report her concerns, Miss Pinkerton is killed in a suspicious fall, and Miss Marple is determined to find out who the killer is. Starring: Julia McKenzie

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

22:45 DALZIEL AND PASCOE Repeat WS MA

Underworld - Part 1 Dalziel and Pascoe investigate when the skeleton of missing miner Billy Farr is found in a mineshaft in the Yorkshire coal fields, four years after his disappearance Starring: Warren Clarke, Colin Buchanan

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:45 JAYCO HERALD SUN TOUR WS NA

HIghlights

00:45 RIO BRAVO 1959 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

03:20 A DISTANT TRUMPET 1964 Repeat PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

05:30 POSTCARDS SUMMER Captioned Repeat WS G Rebecca tastes her way down Lygon Street from DOC Espresso and Delicatessen to Crinitis. Lauren finds the perfect locations for a Daylesford wedding. Guest presenter Shane Delia catches up with his fellow Chef’s for insider tips on where to eat in Melbourne. Rebecca stays at quirky self-contained accommodation Harts Lane Haus and finds her perfect masterpiece at Bromley & Co. gallery.