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TFWFOGFBUIFSTDPN Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING TENMILE An artists’ reception will be held from 5 to 7 p.m. Friday at Remembering GEM GLAM the gallery, 638 W. Harrison St., Roseburg. 9/11 movie, songs Also hanging is art by pastel A special 9/11 remembrance painter Phil Bates, mixed event will be held at 5 p.m. media artist Jon Leach and Sunday at the Tenmile Com- acrylic painter Holly Werner. munity United Methodist Fisher’s is open regularly Church, 2119 Tenmile Valley from 9 to 5 p.m. Monday Road. through Friday. The event includes a show- Information: 541-817-4931. ing of a one-hour movie, “The Cross and the Towers,” fol- lowed by patriotic music and MYRTLE CREEK sing-alongs with musicians Mark Baratta and Scott Van Local artist’s work Atta. hangs at gallery The event is free, but dona- Myrtle Creek artist Darlene tions for musicians’ expenses Musgrave is the featured artist are welcome. Refreshments at Ye Olde Art Shoppe. will be served. An artist’s reception for Information: 541-643-1636. Musgrave will be held from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday at the ROSEBURG gallery, 106 N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek. Clark Gallery A native Oregonian, Mus- grave grew up in Glide and opens new show occupied herself by drawing in Clark Studio and Gallery News-Review file photo the dirt as a youngster. Mus- opens up a new art show today grave saved up enough Green featuring local watercolor Vendors, demstrations and activities will keep visitors to this year’s Umpqua Gem and Stamps to trade in for her first painter Bill Mehlhoff. Mineral Club rockin’. See this page for details. oil painting kit at age 27 and An artist’s reception for taught herself how to paint. Mehlhoff is 5 to 8 p.m. tonight Musgrave’s painting focus at the gallery, 130 N.E. on landscapes, wildlife, pets Exchange Ave., Roseburg. the park. ROSEBURG rock painting for children both and portraits. Her artwork will Information: 541-672-6621. Information: 541-679-9466. days. hang until Oct. 1. Geology show Bonseki sensei Herb Bas- Artwork can be viewed dur- WINSTON MYRTLE CREEK tuscheck from Lyons, Ore., ing regular business hours, 9 rocks fairgrounds will give a presentation on a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Melon festival ripe Choir returns to The Umpqua Gem and Min- Bonseki, the Japanese art of Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. eral Club’s 2011 annual show, painting landscapes with rock Saturday. again for year 43 regular rehearsals “Oregon Really Rocks” is dust, pebbles and medium Information: 541-863-6843. The 43rd annual Melon Fes- The South County Commu- from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Satur- tival is Friday through Sunday sized rocks at 10 a.m. Sunday. nity Choir will begin day and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sun- The materials he uses are from at Riverbend Park, S.E. rehearsals from 7 to 8:30 p.m. day in Douglas Hall at the ROSEBURG Thompson Ave. a beach where he lived in Monday at the Myrtle Creek Douglas County Fairgrounds, Japan for many years. The The three-day festival is a 2110 Frear St. Music grant is nod to the area’s agrarian roots United Methodist Church, 437 beach was destroyed in the Second Ave. Admission is free but dona- tsunami earlier this year. open for youth and is from 1 to 8 p.m. Friday, tions are requested and go to 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday and The Monday night Information: 541-672-5229. Grant applications for young rehearsals will prepare the purchase geology textbooks musicians in Douglas County 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday. the club presents to local Events include kids’ games choir for its annual Christmas ROSEBURG from third grade through col- and activities, music and enter- concert. schools. lege sophomores are available tainment, bingo. Soloists and small groups Event activities include rock Artists’ reception at the Umpqua Valley Arts A festival highlight is the are always welcomed. Audi- and gem vendors, displays, Center. parade, which starts at 9 a.m. tions are not required. demonstrations, wheel of for- for two pastelists The Ed Moorin Trust, Saturday at the Shop Smart Retired music instructor tune, silent auction, door Award winning pastel artists administered through the parking lot. It’s followed by Arnold Erickson directs the prizes, raffle prizes, gold pan- Lora Block and Connie Noah Umpqua Valley Arts Associa- watermelon-growing and choir. ning and food. will be the featured artists at tion, offers individual grants of melon-eating contests at Information: 541-863-4674. There will be rock hunts and Fisher’s Flowers & Fine Art. $250 to $750 to students with musical talent and considering performing arts as a career. ■ Mail: Currents, The News-Review, P.O. Box 1248, Roseburg, 97470. Currents reporter: DD Bixby The grants can go to pay Phone: 541-957-4218 ■ Drop-off: The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Currents editor: Tricia Jones tuition to music camps or com- CURRENTS Phone: 541-957-4216 petitions, music or voice les- ■ Email: [email protected] TV Guide questions: sons and instrument or equip- To submit local arts and ■ Fax: (541) 957-4270 Vicki Menard ment purchases. Funds are not entertainment information, Phone: 541-957-4203 intended for dance or theater pursuits. send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be Published every Thursday by typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Please see BRIEFS, page 4 Page 4, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 MUSIC Review: Strait still going strong on new album MICHAEL McCALL For The Associated Press hirty years after his MCA TRecords debut, George Strait is mak- ing the most adven- turous music of his career. He still serves up the breadwinners — western swing, honky-tonk and smooth country bal- lads — that have made him one of the most enduring stars of George Strait, “Here for a Good Time” all time. Yet, at age (MCA Nashville) 59, he stretches out in (”Blue Marlin Blues”), and he his arrangements and themes in tackles two daring covers (Del- ways that challenge his remark- bert McClinton’s classic “Lone ably pliant voice and that make Star Blues” and Jesse Winches- statements he didn’t dare in the ter’s introspective “A Show- past. man’s Life”). He’s also writing more Strait has spent his career songs, a trend that started with defying music industry conven- his previous album “Twang.” tions; as he starts his fourth This time, Strait contributes decade as a star, he’s proving seven songs, nearly doubling that Nashville’s focus on youth the number he’s written in his still has to make room for an career. He co-writes all of old-timer who’s making music them, including the current hit as undeniably strong as ever. — the wonderfully swinging CHECK OUT THIS “Here For A Good Time” — TRACK: “I’ll Always Remem- with his son Bubba Strait; six ber You,” written by Strait, his of them include assistance from son and Dillon, is the most Strait’s favorite writer, Dean autobiographical song the vet- Dillon. eran has recorded. A love letter The Texan assumes the role to his fans, the traditional coun- of an alcoholic on two moving try ballad includes a recitation ballads, “Poison” and “Drinkin’ reflecting on how he never Man”; he also takes on gospel expected to enjoy the career he (“Three Nails And A Cross”) has —and as grateful as he is, and old-time rock ‘n’ roll he’s not done yet.

United Methodist Church, 1771 Briefs Harvard Ave., Roseburg. New students must call to CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 reserve a spot in classes. Class- es include pre-beginning, begin- Applications available at the ning, intermediate and Arts Center, 1624 W. Harvard advanced. No prior musical Ave. experience is necessary to par- Information: 541-672-7696. ticipate. Website: www.uvarts.com. Rehearsals are on Thursday afternoons at 4 p.m. starting ROSEBURG Sept. 15. Unless they have received private lessons or have Orchestra ready to previous musical experience, strike up the band students must be 7 years of age The Douglas County Youth or older to participate. Orchestra will begin its 2011-12 A one-time annual registra- season with registration and tion fee is $65 a student or $160 auditions for all classes from 4 for a family of three or more. to 7 p.m. tonight at the First Information: 541-643-5035. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 5 weekly CALENDAR

Hall, Douglas County Fairgrounds, 2110 THURSDAY,Thursday, Sept. 8 SEPT. 8 Sunday,SUNDAY, Sept. 11 SEPT. 11 Frear St., Roseburg. This year’s theme is “Oregon Really Rocks.” Two-day event includes rock and gem dealers, displays, MUSIC MUSIC demonstrations, games, gold panning, SHASTA RAY AND THE DOWNHOME SEA BREEZE MUSIC OF THE ISLE — 7 rock hunts and rock painting. Special BAND — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 to 10 a.m., Mildred Kanipe Park, 16513 demonstration on Bonseki, rock dust art- W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. Elkhead Road, Oakland. Cycle Oregon par- work, at 10 a.m. Donations requested go 541-957-1786. ticipants and others can listen to Joe to purchase geology text books for Dou- CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, Jersey Ross’ tropical island music from the glas County schools. 541-672-5229. Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. Caribbean, Orient, Emerald Isle and WINE, ART, MUSIC FESTIVAL — 11 $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Appalachia. Free. 541-673-9759. a.m. to 9:30 p.m., Umpqua Community J.D. PARKS — 1 to 5 p.m., Pyrenees College, 1140 Umpqua College Road. EVENTS Vineyard and Cellars South Location, Fourteen local wineries and 23 artists. A YOUTH ORCHESTRA AUDITIONS — 4 15332 Old Highway 99 South, Myrtle free worship service precedes the festi- to 7 p.m., First United Methodist Church, Creek. Blues music. Free music every val’s opening at 10 a.m. with Christian 1771 Harvard Ave., Roseburg. The Dou- Sunday as part of the winery’s Summer contemporary music. Music, contests and glas County Youth Orchestra will begin the on the Deck series, which continues demonstrations are part of this two-day 2011-12 season with registration and through Sept. 21. Food available for pur- festival. Umpqua’s Got Talent Finals are at auditions for all classes. No musical expe- chase. 541-863-7797. 11:30 a.m. in the Swanson Amphitheatre. rience necessary. One-time annual regis- Preston and the Coolants perform from tration fee is $65 a student or $160 for a EVENTS 2:15 to 4:30 p.m. Food available for pur- family of three or more. 541-643-5035. News-Review file photo 43RD ANNUAL WINSTON-DILLARD chase. Tickets are $5, adults, children 14 ARTIST’S RECEPTION — 5 to 8 p.m., The Winston-Dillard Melon Festival brings fun for all this MELON FESTIVAL — 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., and younger are free. uvwineartandmu- Clark Studio and Gallery, 130 N.E. Riverbend Park, S.E. Thompson Ave., sic.com. Exchange Ave., Roseburg. Bill Mehlhoff’s weekend. See this page for details. Winston. Three-day festival is a nod to the APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS — 1 p.m. watercolors will be the featured artwork. area’s agrarian roots. Church in the park at and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate Road, Yon- 541-672-6621. 541-679-5444. UMPQUA GEM AND MINERAL ANNU- 10 a.m. Tribute to 9/11 victims at 11:30 calla. Tours are scheduled for the Apple- MILE POST 8 — 8 to 9:30 p.m., Cen- AL SHOW — 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Douglas a.m. Events include kids games and activi- gate House ever Sunday in September. tral Park, Sutherlin. Local band will per- Hall, Douglas County Fairgrounds, 2110 ties, watermelon-growing entries and Organizers say the house is the oldest in Friday,FRIDAY, Sept. 9 SEPT. 9 form at the Cycle Oregon starting point in Frear St., Roseburg. This year’s theme is watermelon-eating contest, music and Oregon that has been continuously owned Sutherlin. [email protected]. “Oregon Really Rocks.” Two-day event entertainment, bingo. 541-679-9466. by the same family. Tours are led by includes rock and gem dealers, displays, UMPQUA GEM AND MINERAL ANNU- MUSIC EVENTS demonstrations, games, gold panning, AL SHOW — 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Douglas Please see CALENDAR,page 6 HOMEMADE JAM — 5 to 8 p.m., My 43RD ANNUAL WINSTON-DILLARD rock hunts and rock painting. Donations Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden MELON FESTIVAL — 9 a.m. 7 p.m., requested go to purchase geology text Valley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Folk. Riverbend Park, S.E. Thompson Ave., books for Douglas County schools. 541- No cover. 541-229-1230. Winston. Three-day festival is a nod to the 672-5229. KENNY HOLMES & THE BLUES DAD- area’s agrarian roots. Parade starts at 9 WINE, ART, MUSIC FESTIVAL — 11 DIES — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Hangout at a.m. at Shop Smart parking lot. Events a.m. to 9:30 p.m., Umpqua Community Joe Monkey Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass include kids games and activities, water- College, 1140 Umpqua College Road. Ave., Roseburg. Blues from Son House to melon-growing entries and watermelon- Fourteen local wineries and 23 artists. Robert Johnson to Johnny Lang and Ty eating contest, music and entertainment, Music, contests and demonstrations are Curtis. 541-679-5444. bingo. 541-679-9466. part of this two-day festival. Tonight’s DEANA CARTER — 9 p.m., Seven ARTIST’S RECEPTION — 10 a.m. to 1 entertainment is the Colin Ross Band from Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Miwaleta p.m., Ye Olde Art Shoppe, 106 N.E. Oak 3 to 4:30 p.m. and Jamie’s Rock and Roll Lane, Canyonville. Country singer-song- St., Myrtle Creek. Darlene Musgrave, long- Legends “Elvis Presley,” “Michael Jack- writer Deana Carter. Doors open at 8 p.m.; time resident of Myrtle Creek and self- son” and more from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” “MUSIC ON THE DECK” 21 and older event. Tickets are $25 and taught artist, is the featured artist. Her art- Food available for purchase. Tickets are $15, available online at seven work on landscapes, wildlife, pets and $12 adults, $5 children for 5 to 14 years. (GUYS TOO!) SUMMER CONCERT SERIES feathers.com, at the box office or by portraits will hang until Oct. 1. 541-863- uvwineartandmusic.com. phone. 800-585-3737. 6843. 5PM-7PM 1PM-5PM EVERY FRIDAY EVERY SUNDAY EVENTS THROUGH SEPTEMBER THROUGH SEPTEMBER 43RD ANNUAL WINSTON-DILLARD MELON FESTIVAL — 1 p.m. to 8 p.m., Riverbend Park, S.E. Thompson Ave., Purchase a Harman Accentra Pellet Stove and Winston. Three-day festival is a nod to the receive a FREE ton of pellets. Up To a Ladies (Guys too!) Live Music on the River area’s agrarian roots. Events include kids Offer Ends 9/30/11 $ come experience our wine with Food Provided by: games and activities, music and entertain- 300 appetizers on our beautiful Smokehouse BBQ & ment, bingo. 541-679-9466. Receive Up To $100 Trade in value for your ARTISTS’ RECEPTION — 5 to 7 p.m., uncertifi ed wood stove. Tax Credit* River Deck Pavillion. Catering (prices vary) Fisher’s Flowers & Fine Art, 638 W. Harri- son St., Roseburg. Award winning pastel artists Lora Block and Connie Noah will be   Cost $10 per Person the featured artists. Also hanging is art by Event Cost: FREE pastelist Phil Bates, mixed media artist $5 to Wine Club members Jon Leach and acrylic painter Holly Wern- Live Music by: er. The show hangs through Nov. 14. Fish- Includes wine tasting, er’s is open regularly from 9 to 5 p.m. JD Parks Monday through Friday. 541-817-4931. free glass of wine Blues and appetizers. SATURDAY,Saturday, Sept. 10 SEPT. 10 North: 707 Hess Lane, South: 15332 Old Hwy 99 S., MUSIC Roseburg, OR Myrtle Creek, OR ALAMOJO — 4 to 6:30 p.m., Suther- lin’s Central Park. Roseburg-based pre- 1950s Western swing and classic country Visit our Tasting Rooms Daily 11-6 band play for the Cycle Oregon partici- pants and general public. 541-673-9759. 5541-672-030641-672-0306 HOMEMADE JAM — 7 to 10 p.m. 22583583 WW.. HHARVARDARVARD Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey Restau- wwww.fiww.fi shershearthandhome.comshershearthandhome.com rant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Blues to bluegrass, Celtic to swing. * See store for details. CCB# 180108 For more info visit www.pyreneesvineyard.com Page 6, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011

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Conference on CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 Umpqua Actors Community Theatre Shannon and Susan Applegate and cost opens its 2011-12 season with this come- $5 per person or $10 per family. There is dy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, a no charge for admission to the grounds or Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, as extraordinaryliving weekly music. Today’s music is Shasta his two families learn of each other and Ray and the Downhome Band. There is the hilarity that ensues. The protagonist is also wine tasting. finally ostracized from both families and www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849- has to be voted back in by family council. 2917. Find how what his solution is to his two- 9/11 REMEMBRANCE EVENT — 5 family system. This production runs Fri- p.m., Historic Tenmile Community United day through Sunday to October 9. Tickets Methodist Church 2119 Tenmile Valley are $10 for adults and $5 for children. Road, Tenmile. Showing of a one hour Tonight is opening night and tickets are move, “The Cross and the Towers,” fol- buy one, get one free. Tickets are available lowed by patriotic music and sing-a-longs at Hanson Jewelers, While Away Books, with musicians Mark Baratta and Scott My Coffee or at the UACT box office. 541- Van Atta. Event is free, but donations for 673-2125. musician’s expenses welcome. Refresh- ments. 541-643-1636. EVENTS HARVEST WINE WALK — 5 to 8 p.m., ENJOY THE downtown Roseburg. Downtown Rose- Monday,MONDAY, Sept. 12 SEPT. 12 burg Association businesses open their doors for wine, appetizers and music by Irish Creme. 541-673-3352. THEATER PRIME TIME PLAYERS — 1:30 p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Har- Friday,FRIDAY, Sept. 16 SEPT. 16 vard Ave., Roseburg. Seniors with an interest in theater are welcome to partici- RIDE! pate in this affiliate of the Umpqua Actors MUSIC Community Theatre, which meets each MOONGLOW — 5 to 8 p.m., My Cof- Monday. No acting experience is neces- fee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden sary. Memorizing lines is not required. Valley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Folk. 541-677-9070. No cover. 541-229-1230. SEPT. 16 8 AM - 4 PM INOKE — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Hang- EVENTS out at Joe Monkey Restaurant, 500 S.E. AN ASSOCIATION OF WRITERS — Cass Ave., Roseburg. Rhythm and blues, UCC Campus 10:45 a.m., Mercy Community Education soul, rock and reggae. 541-679-5444. Room 2, 2459 Stewart Parkway, Rose- HOTQUA STRING BAND — 7 to 10 Roseburg, OR burg. September’s guest speaker is author p.m., Carlos’ Cantina, 101 S.E. Thompson Ann Shorey presenting “How to Cut With- Ave., Winston. Roseburg’s HotQua String out Leaving a Scar,” a workshop on self- Band present its annual Umpqua River editing techniques. The group meets every Clean-up Benefit. The concert is free and second Monday of the month. Visitors all donations go toward the annual river welcome. 541-459-2902. clean-up. The band plays gypsy swing, Latin hoe-down, bluegrass and jazz. 541- 679-7077. Tuesday,TUESDAY, Sept. 13 SEPT. 13 THEATER POW/MIA RECOGNITION CEREMONY MUSIC — 1 p.m., Auditorium, Building 16, Rose- OPEN MIC WITH MOONGLOW — 5 to burg Veterans Affairs Medical Center, 913 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard N.W. Garden Valley Blvd. Ceremony rec- Ave. 541-957-1786. ognizing prisoners of war and soldiers who went missing in action. Oregon resi- EVENTS dents who are former POWs will be in MAINLY MYSTERIES BOOK CLUB — attendance and a wreath-laying ceremony 5:30 p.m., Douglas County Central will be held during the event to honor Library, 1409 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., POWs and MIAs yet to return home. 541- Roseburg. Discussing the Phryn Fisher 440-1000, ext. 44667. series by Kerry Greenwood. No sign-up THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNYPACK- required. Refreshments. 541-440-4311. ER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long Unruh The- atre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatre WednesSept. 14 opens its 2011-12 season with this come- WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14 dy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, as MUSIC his two families learn of each other and STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9 the hilarity that ensues. The protagonist is p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond Lake finally ostracized from both families and Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing and has to be voted back in by family council. dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. Find how what his solution is to his two family system. This production runs Fri- day through Sunday to October 9. Tickets Thursday, Sept. 15 are $10 for adults and $5 for children. For More Information THURSDAY, SEPT. 15 Tickets are available at Hanson Jewelers, While Away Books, My Coffee or at the MUSIC UACT box office. 541-673-2125. 541.440.4601 INOKE — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, EVENTS Co-Sponsored by 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. kathy[email protected] 541-957-1786. 29TH ANNUAL CONFERENCE ON www.regonline.com/Extraordinary2011 CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, Jersey EXTRAORDINARY LIVING — 8 a.m. to 4 Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. p.m., Umpqua Community College, 1140 $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Umpqua College Road, Winchester. UCC event offers workshops, presentations and  Protect Yourself from Identity Theft Become an Active THEATER speakers on health, wellness, legal mat- Manager of Your Chronic Condition  Avoid Caregiver THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNYPACK- ters, leisure and living. More than 20 Burnout  Garden in Containers  and Much, Much more COMMUNITY EDUCATION ER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long Unruh The- UCC is an equal opportunity educator and employer. Please see CALENDAR, page 12 atre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 7 weekly MOVIES

Garden Valley Cinema: moved to Rhode Island with her world. Harrison Ford, 1750 N.W. Hughwood Court. father and his new girlfriend, where Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde, 672-7272 they are restoring an old house. Sam Rockwell. For Friday through Sept. 15 Unwittingly, Sally stumbles upon the mansion’s hidden basement, where Harvard Cinema: WARRIOR (NR) rated PG-13. she hears a voice coming from the 3161 W. Harvard Ave. Tommy, an ex-Marine haunted by a bolted ash pit, begging to be let out. 673-6604 tragic past, returns to his hometown When Sally obliges the voice, she OUR IDIOT BROTH- 1 and enlists the aid of his recovering unleashes something so terrible that ER H ⁄2 rated R. Every alcoholic father and his former coach the entire family, especially Sally, is family has one — the sib- to help him train for the Mixed Martial placed in grave danger. Bailee Madi- ling who always seems to Arts tournament. As Tommy blazes a son, Guy Pearce, Katie Holmes. be just a little behind the path toward the title prize, his brother, curve. In this family, that 1 Brendan, a former MMA fighter THE HELP HHH ⁄2 rated PG- position falls to Ned, who unable to make ends meet with his 13.This is the story of three very dif- has recently been current teaching job, heads back into ferent but extraordinary women in dumped by his girlfriend the ring himself. Now the two are on Mississippi in the 1960s who build an and kicked off their organ- The Associated Press a collision course and are forced to unlikely friendship around a secret ic farm. 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Dwayne Bershaw of the Southern Oregon Wine Institute discusses his recent wine sensory demonstration at Umpqua Community College.

MICHAEL SULLIVAN/ The News- Review Toast of the town Winemakers feature their concoctions at the 42nd annual Umpqua Valley Wine Art and Music Festival DD BIXBY dent winemaker, mixes each individually Wine Art and Music Festival Saturday and with a simple wine, he can tease out flavors Sunday at Umpqua Community College. The News-Review that distinguish wines from each other and Fourteen Umpqua Valley winemakers will INCHESTER — At times, Dwayne open up the “winemaker’s art” for people offer samples of their vintages. Rounding out Bershaw’s grocery basket can new to wine. the art and music portion of the two-day fes- Wattract an odd assortment of bottles, “We try to take the mystery out of wine tival are 70 area artisans and stage entertain- filled with products such as strawberry soda, tasting,” he said last week. “The more you ers throughout the weekend. ground black pepper, raspberry pie filling, know, the more you can appreciate it and the The festival boasts that it is the oldest con- imitation butter, liquid smoke and lychee more it becomes an interesting part of your tinuous-running wine festival in Oregon, said fruit. meals and more than just something you’re festival co-chairman Paul Tamm. Added together, the elements would make sipping.” Bershaw’s wine sensory class falls on Sipping and tasting are on the menu this an overwhelming concoction. But when Ber- Please see WINE,page 9 shaw, Umpqua Community College’s resi- weekend at the 42nd Annual Umpqua Valley Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 ON THE COVER The News-Review, Page 9

about 25 to 30 people last year. year, we’re having rock ‘n’ roll 1 to 2 p.m. — Wine sensory Wine Bershaw, who joined UCC’s legends (impersonators), so I If you go... class with Monja Hudson- Southern Oregon Wine Insti- think that’s an interesting new Desmeules, Jackson Hall, Room CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 tute last year, is now in Spain twist on it this year,” he said. WHAT: 42nd Umpqua Valley 14 to foster interest in an Mindful that the festival is Wine, Art and Music Festival 2 p.m. — Cooking with wine, Saturday to offer people a exchange program. competing with a fresh season When: 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. Sat- Swanson Amphitheatre Filling in for Bershaw at the of Pac-12 football, Tamm said urday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sun- 3 to 4:30 p.m. — Colin Ross, glimpse into the world of tast- day jazz, Swanson Amphitheatre ing. sensory class is Monja Hud- big screen TVs in the Jacoby Where: Umpqua Community 5:30 to 9 p.m. — Jamie’s Rock The short presentation is a son-Desmeules. Auditorium lobby will be College, 1140 Umpqua College & Roll Legends, Swanson sampling of several more Tamm, winemaker of Triple tuned to the gridiron for Ducks Road, Winchester Amphitheatre extensive wine tasting courses Oak Vineyards, said the senso- and Beavers games. A kids Cost: Saturday tickets are $12, adults, $5, children ages 5 to 14. taught at the college. Bershaw ry class is a great element for play area, car and motorcycle Sunday Sunday tickets are $5 adults, chil- All Day — Wineries, artists and says he typically takes partici- those serious about sipping shows and Sunday church dren are free. People attending and sniffing, but the festival service are also new this year. food vendors; car and motorcycle pants through five wines and the 10 a.m. Sunday church serv- show five aroma samples, focusing offers a lot for even the casual “We have a great lineup of ice get in free. 10 a.m. — Church worship Information: 541-459-1203 on differences in looks, smell wine drinker. activities for this year’s festi- service, Swanson Amphitheatre Website: “You don’t need to go to a val,” Tamm said in a press 11 a.m. and taste. uvwineartandmusic.com — 9/11 remembrance; “This gives you an idea. seminar to enjoy wine. Every release. “Every year we try to wiener dog races Most people don’t really think opinion about wine is right and add new activities and attrac- Schedule 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. — Children’s about what they’re tasting the best wine is the wine you tions to keep our event fresh Saturday activity areas open with arts and crafts, bounce house, rock wall, except ‘I don’t like this,’ ‘I like like,” he said. and add to the family appeal. I All Day — Wineries, artists and food vendors; car show crazy hair, face painting and cari- this.’ The end result of this In addition to the fine wines think that is one of the reasons cature drawings and artisans festivalgoers have we have been able to continue 8 a.m. — Cycle Umpqua regis- class is you could read a tration begins 12 to 1:30 p.m. — Umpqua’s review of a wine and pick one come to expect, Tamm said the going strong after 42 years.” 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. — Children’s Got Talent finals, Swanson out that you might like and gathering features some new activity areas open with arts and Amphitheatre talk about wine in a way that sights and sounds. • You can reach reporter DD crafts, bounce house, rock wall, 2:15 to 4:30 p.m. — Prestone others can understand,” he “Historically this festival Bixby at 957-4218 or by email crazy hair, face painting and cari- and the Coolants, Swanson Amphitheatre said. The one-hour class drew has had blues musicians. 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Wthe publisher, she am a cook, not a recipes, written in her mother’s Her mother quietly told her to knew it was going to be con- reporter. I told the own handwriting, became go to France and enroll in Cor- sidered an unusual memoir, so story as I remember it “…my key to unlocking my don Bleu and even took a she wrote a cover letter to the through the prism of parents’ experiences as immi- graveyard nursing shift to earn editor. It began “going for a food.” She said her grants.” enough money to pay for her walk with my mother was part main purpose was to Her father was an obstetri- tuition. exercise, part foraging. She tell how her parents cian in Tehran. Her mother When Bijan returned to rarely came back from her began life in America was his registered nurse. In the America, she began working morning stroll empty-handed from nothing, “as well summer of 1978, when Bijan as a chef in acclaimed restau- and would unclench her first to as to give their grand- was 15, the family took a rants in San Francisco, but reveal a banquet of sage, tiny children a context in vacation to Majorca, an island always with the dream of own- red plums, or a stack of nastur- which to see Iran” off Spain. An uncle in Iran ing her own restaurant. This tium leaves. The plums were before it became a called to warn them not to became a reality when she for jam, just enough jam for rogue country. return because of the revolu- opened L’Amie Donia. toast the next morning.” Bijan begins with a tion engulfing the country. “Maman’s Homesick Pie” What acquisitions editor poignant introduction, Eventually they got asylum in portrays a determined mother wouldn’t want to know more describing the task of the United States. foraging for the ingredients for about this woman and a cleaning out her moth- When she became of age, her special recipes — recipes daughter who was telling a er’s kitchen after the Bijan enrolled at Berkeley as a that led her daughter to the ful- story about the language of older woman’s death. pre-med student to please her fillment of her American food to honor her mother? And Maman’s Homesick Pie It is a painful duty, father, who failed to master the dream. Bijan includes 30 of what better author to tell that A Persian Heart in an American Kitchen especially when she nuance of American medicine those Persian recipes through- story than Donia Bijan, a grad- By Donia Bijan finds a drawer filled and remained unlicensed to out the book. uate of University of Califor- Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill with recipes. Some are practice in this country. Her nia at Berkeley and the Cordon Hardbound $19.95 American recipes her mother, trained in nursing in Bill Duncan can be reached Bleu in Paris, and a renowned To be released October 11 mother felt obligated England, whizzed through her at [email protected] or chef in acclaimed San Francis- to master because she licensing protocol and became by writing to P.O. Box 812, co restaurants before opening Donia in Palo Alto in 1994? was now an American. the family breadwinner. When Roseburg, OR 97470. her own restaurant, L’Amie Her father was a doctor in “Why had a woman so well Bijan graduated she Kanye West closes first ‘Call of Duty’ convention with concert LOS ANGELES (AP) — convention, a two-day event video game franchise, with an 20 scantily clad female dancers, The four-man group Optic Kanye West closed down the celebrating the popular Activi- explosive concert inside a kicked off the Saturday specta- Gaming from the United States inaugural “Call of Duty XP” sion Blizzard Inc. shoot-’em-up hangar on the old airfield where cle by ascending more than five toppled 31 other teams from Howard Hughes built the stories above the crowd on a across the globe to win the Spruce Goose. West’s perform- platform inside the cavernous event’s single-elimination ance included such hits as space. Earlier, the hangar stage “Modern Warfare 3” tourna- A Call to Artists “Gold Digger” and “Love Lock served as the final battleground ment. William “BigTymer” Down.” for a “Call of Duty” tourna- Johnson, Blake “Vengeance2T” West, who was joined several ment that awarded $1 million Campbell, Joseph “Merc SD” times throughout the show by in prize money. DeLuca and Matthew “NaDeSHoT” Haag bested the The Riddle Art Guild The United Kingdom team Til presents: Infinity to take home the Quality You’ve come to expect $400,000 grand prize. The Second Annual South “This is definitely the most Douglas County Festival of that we’ve ever won,” said the Arts on Saturday, Oct. 15, Johnson, 20, of Marked Tree, 2011 from 9:00 am to 5:00 pm Ark. “Call of Duty” devotees at the Seven Feathers Casino lined up at the extravaganza for Resort in Canyonville, OR. This is a chance to play the multiplay- a juried show featuring live music, er mode of “Modern Warfare free admission, and free parking. Enjoy The Mark V 3,” spar on paintball fields Proceeds go to local schools to buy modeled after “Modern War- art supplies. Lunch & Dinner Everyday fare 2” levels, glide over the Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday! event on a zipline, zoom around an obstacle course in a Sponsored by Douglas County Cultural Coalition, r gami ou ng it ro is o KPIC TV, and KTVL TV. V m Jeep and grab grub from an 541-229-6275 ! eatery resembling the game’s For more information, (541-229-MARK) fictitious Burger Town fast visit www.riddleartguild.org, [email protected] or call (541)733-1853 563 SE Main, Downtown Roseburg • Corner of Oak and Main food chain. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 MUSIC The News-Review, Page 11 Ladies of pop winning with wacky, weird tactics EW YORK (AP) — Whether it’s being Nencased in an egg or wearing slabs of meat, there’s never a question of whether Lady Gaga will make a specta- cle of herself at an awards show — the question is just what kind. So when the MTV Video Music Awards came around this year, Gaga didn’t disap- point. Though she dressed somewhat conservatively in short black hair, a dingy white t-shirt, a black blazer and pants, it was whom she embod- ied that made headlines — a man, whom she called Jo Calderone. The temporary gen- The Associated Press der switch marked yet another Lady Gaga, left, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Nicky Minaj are in a group of contemporary pop singers who are finding success defy- act in Gaga’s strange pop ing the conventional definition of sexiness with oddball tactics and wacky outfits. odyssey. But what made the VMAs so sideshow style singing about Being the “weird” girl has her latest album, the top-selling by design. Though Perry’s first noteworthy was that Gaga was- brushing her teeth with Jack definitely enhanced these “Born This Way,” features her breakout hit was “I Kissed a n’t the only oddity who graced Daniels; she now wears a neck- ladies’ platinum profiles. But as a hybrid of a person and a Girl,” the singer has infused her the stage. In one corner there lace of her fans’ teeth. She Gaga, Minaj and Perry didn’t motorcycle; on it, she sings of sexuality with an often silly, was Katy Perry, sporting pink wears her disheveled look with always appear to be oddballs. Judas, of being a government farcical persona that makes her hair and a giant yellow cube on pride: At last year’s VMAs, Gaga started off with a “Jer- hooker, and in German. an accessible, fun pin-up. top of her head. And then there Minaj sported a fitted dress and sey Shore”-esque tan and “You look at Lady Gaga and Ke$ha says their wackiness was Nicki Minaj, who wore a pink wig, Perry also sported a straight blonde extensions. The she’s reinvented herself more is a reflection of their confi- colorful surgical mask, a rain- sexy dress with pink and pur- weirdest part of her look was times in one year than Madon- dence and individuality. bow-colored wig, a mini-tutu ple highlights in her hair — oversized — yet trendy — sun- na did in 20 years,” Friedman “I feel like the way I dress made out of cubic designs, Ke$ha rocked a trash bag. glasses. Her music matched her said. and the way I speak and the with an attached string of “People are like, ‘Oh, maybe style: Her debut CD, “The Minaj evolved from an way I sing and the kind of stuffed toys. you should tone the homeless Fame,” is filled with mostly image as an oversexed street music I make — it all comes It wasn’t too long ago pop’s thing down?’ It’s just not going safe-sounding pop songs that rapper to an animated R&B- from me,” she said. “I’m con- top ladies were likely to try to to happen,” Ke$ha said from are club-friendly and radio- pop singer and a bona fide pop nected to people because I’m out-sex each other, from plung- Council Bluffs, Iowa, where ready. star, with a penchant for Barbi- not just parading around like ing necklines to gyrating stage she performed her “Get $leazy As Gaga became edgier (her es and wild outfits and wigs I’m the sexiest thing on the performances. Tour.” “I like looking homeless “Paparazzi” video featured her that make her seem cartoonish, planet, ’cause I’m not.” But Gaga, Minaj and Perry sometimes. I like looking like a dancing in crutches), so did her are part of a group of contem- drunken grandma sometimes. I music. 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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 EVENTS ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS — 1 p.m. W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny exhibitor tables, two keynote presenta- and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate Road, Yon- bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541- tions and 36 workshop options are avail- calla. Tours are scheduled for the Apple- 679-9602. able during the conference. Cost is $25 gate House ever Sunday in September. WINSTON VFW — 1 and 7 p.m., and includes lunch. Advance registration Organizers say the house is the oldest in VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., Oregon that has been continuously owned Winston. Members and public wel- is encouraged. www.regonline.com/Extra- come. 541-679-4090. ordinary2011. 541-440-4601. by the same family. Tours are led by Shan- RIDDLE HARVEST FESTIVAL — Noon non and Susan Applegate and cost $5 per person or $10 per family. There is no TUESDAY to 9 p.m., Riddle. A stop on the Cycle Ore- SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- gon, the South County stop will include charge for admission to the grounds or weekly music. Today’s music is Joe and burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. food and vendor booths, timber and trac- ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. tor displays, a youth art show, chain saw Kathleen Ross performing “Music of the Pioneers.” There is also wine tasting. Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 carving artists. Mill tours at the DR John- p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from son mill are every half-hour from noon to www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849- event go to Elks charities and other 2917. 4 p.m. Downtown wine walk is from 5 to 7 News-Review file photo community functions. 541-672-4455. p.m., arm-wrestling competition in the FALL CLASSIC RODEO — 2 p.m., Riddle City Park at 7 p.m. Movie showing The Fall Classic Rodeo will get going at Seven Feathers Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 WEDNESDAY of “Sometimes a Great Notion” in the park Casino Resort Sept. 17. See this page for details. Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Rough stock SENIOR BINGO AT SPLITZ BAR AND at 9 p.m. Festival continues Sept. 17. 541- rodeo events include bareback, saddle GRILL, 2400 N.E.. Diamond Lake Blvd., 874-2614. bronc, bull riding and junior bull riding, Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, team roping, women’s barrel racing, junior coupons. 541-784-9422. his two families learn of each other and 541-874-2614. barrel racing and invitational century mule the hilarity that ensues. The protagonist is BOOK SIGNING — 1 to 5 p.m., Drain LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, Saturday, Sept. 17 roping. Kids events include mutton 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. SATURDAY, SEPT. 17 finally ostracized from both families and Civic Center, 205 West A St., Drain. Drain bustin’, pig scramble. For entries call Wild has to be voted back in by family council. resident Anna Sheehan just published her Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. West Events at 541-895-5335. Tickets are ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 Find how what his solution is to his two- first book, “A Long Long Sleep,” a book MUSIC $5 and kids 5 and younger get in for free. W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and family system. This production runs Fri- about a girl’s journey into a new future sevenfeathers.com, 800-585-3737. fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- IRISH CREME — 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., day through Sunday to October 9. Tickets after 62 years of sleep in a forgotten stasis Sutherlin’s Central Park. Roseburg’s Irish lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. are $10 for adults and $5 for children. chamber. Catered refreshments available. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, folk group perform as part of Cycle Ore- Tickets are available at Hanson Jewelers, www.annasheehan.com. gon stop today. 541-672-4621. OUTSIDE DOUGLAS COUNTY East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth While Away Books, My Coffee or at the JUNK SCULPTURE CONTEST — 2 to 4 OUT OF TOWN Wednesdays following senior lunch. UMPQUA VALLEY BLUEGRASS BAND UACT box office. 541-673-2125. p.m., Heartwood ReSources, 3495 Old — 1:15 to 2:15 p.m., Sutherlin’s Central Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley Highway 99, Green. The contest chal- School Scholarship in honor of the late Park. [email protected] Sunday, Sept. 11 EVENTS lenges teams with between four and eight THE KEYNOTES — 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. INOKE — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Hang- RIDDLE HARVEST FESTIVAL — 8:30 members to create a sculpture in two EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. out at Joe Monkey Restaurant, 500 S.E. London School, 73288 London Road, a.m. to 2 p.m., Riddle. Festival 5K run- hours using recycled building materials. Cottage Grove. Public and Cycle Oregon Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 Cass Ave., Roseburg. Rhythm and blues, walk in downtown at 8:30 a.m. A stop on Participants can either make a team or fill p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. soul, rock and reggae. 541-679-5444. participants welcome to enjoy German the Cycle Oregon, the South County stop an open slot on an existing team. In addi- and patriotic music of Roseburg group at Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, will include food and vendor booths, tim- tion to the team contest, individuals can progressive blackout raises $10 per THEATER this Cycle Oregon stop. Band plays polkas, ber and tractor displays, a youth art show, create a sculpture from recycled materials schottisches, waltzes and sing-alongs. week, and surprise games. Proceeds THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNYPACK- go to charity. 541-459-9154. chain saw carving artists from 9 a.m. to 2 and enter for a chance to win a $100 first 541-942-0183. ER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long Unruh The- p.m. Farmer’s market on Main Street at 9 prize. 541-673-4909. MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. atre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. a.m. A master pumpkin carving demon- FALL CLASSIC RODEO — 3:30 p.m., 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- Umpqua Actors Community Theatre stration in the park is at 10 a.m. An apple Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 863-1943. opens its 2011-12 season with this come- pie bake-off competition is at 10:30 a.m. Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Rough stock BINGO ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 dy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, a NFL punt, pass, kick competition at RHS rodeo events include bareback, saddle W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, as fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- football field for children 6 through 15. bronc, bull riding and junior bull riding, All bingo games listed below are team roping, women’s barrel racing, junior lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. open to the public. Bingo is played CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, barrel racing and invitational century mule every week except where otherwise Do you have chronic pain? roping. Kids events include mutton East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth noted. Please call ahead if the date is Wednesdays following senior lunch. bustin’, pig scramble. For entries call Wild near a holiday. West Events at 541-895-5335. Tickets are Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley Muscle spasms? School Scholarship in honor of the late $5 and kids 5 and younger get in for free. FRIDAY Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. Nausea? sevenfeathers.com, 800-585-3737. WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. ❃ Not fi nding relief with traditional medicines? Sunday,SUNDAY, Sept. 18 SEPT. 18 541-679-9715. Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 progressive blackout raises $10 per ❃ E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at week, and surprise games. Proceeds Tired of playing games with marijuana clinics MUSIC 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. go to charity. 541-459-9154. NOT PENNY’S BOAT — 1 to 5 p.m., Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. that change doctors every few months? Pyrenees Vineyard and Cellars South and surprise games. Proceeds go to 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- Location, 15332 Old Highway 99 South, charity. 541-459-9154. 863-1943. Myrtle Creek. This is the final concert for ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 Dr. Darryl George the summer. Free music every Sunday as W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors part of the winery’s Summer on the Deck open at 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18 DANCEDANCES Affordable Integrative Medicine series, which continues through Sept. 21. and older. Smoke-free. All paper Food available for purchase. 541-863- games. Progressive blackout. 541-672- (541) 672-8366 7797. 5627. FRIDAY GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — THEATER Community Center, Highway 138. Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Rose- Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 Call to fi nd out if you qualify for the THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNYPACK- burg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541- Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers Oregon Medical Marijuana Program and see the only ER — 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 496-3398. 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. teens and young adults a place to local doctor to ever serve on the state’s advisory board dance and hang out under the supervi- Umpqua Actors Community Theatre SATURDAY for medical marijuana opens its 2011-12 season with this come- sion of adults. $5 cover. Food and SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 drinks sold. 541-784-8488. dy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, a E. Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, as SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY 403 NE Casper Street, Roseburg fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- his two families learn of each other and Seniors Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15. 2 blocks east of the library off of the hilarity that ensues. The protagonist is glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Diamond Lake Blvd. finally ostracized from both families and TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — has to be voted back in by family council. Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, Free admission. No experience or part- Find how what his solution is to his two- Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month. ners necessary. Dances are taught. family system. This production runs Fri- Cost is 25 cents a card per game. 541-672-5115. day through Sunday to October 9. Tickets Refreshments served. 541-679-5397. ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK are $10 for adults and $5 for children. SUNDAY LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, DANCERS — Second and fourth Fri- Tickets are available at Hanson Jewelers, days, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Med- While Away Books, My Coffee or at the 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior UACT box office. 541-673-2125. bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. www.doctor-george.net Visa/MC, Cash MONDAY Please see CALENDAR,page 13 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 MOVIES The News-Review, Page 13 Eddie Murphy to host Academy Awards solo OS ANGELES (AP) — vision show wonderful. So “’Rush Hour’ exists because show, set for Feb. 26, 2012, at In the tradition of Bob many times through the years of Eddie Murphy,” Ratner the Kodak Theatre. LHope and Johnny Car- I’ve tried to get Eddie Murphy said. “Chris Tucker was to 12- Both “Eddie Murphy” and son, and later Billy Crystal, to agree to come be on a show, year-old kids when I was “Academy Awards” were Steve Martin and Whoopi and generally he kind of stays doing ‘Rush Hour’ what Eddie trending topics on Twitter after Goldberg, Oscar is going back to himself and has not been Murphy was to me when I was the announcement was made, to its comedic roots with Eddie interested in it.” 12. I have such love and idol- and Ratner posted his own Murphy as host. Murphy made a rare TV ize the guy.” tweet saying, “So excited to The actor and comedian will appearance in April on the Murphy’s stint as Oscar host have Eddie Murphy for the host the 84th annual Academy inaugural Comedy Awards, marks a return to the single- (hash)oscars.” But the produc- Awards, producers Brett Rat- which Mischer produced, host format the show has er said Murphy doesn’t follow ner and Don Mischer said when the 50-year-old enter- employed most often over the social media when it comes to Tuesday — and even they tainer accepted the Comedy past two decades. Pairs of his own projects, including the were surprised the reclusive Icon award. actors hosted the two most Oscar show. star agreed to the gig. By contrast, when Murphy recent Oscar shows: Anne “I don’t want to cloud my The last comic to host the was nominated for an Oscar Hathaway and James Franco thinking with other people’s show alone was Jon Stewart in for 2006’s “Dreamgirls,” he helmed the 2011 telecast, and opinions,” he said. 2008. A singing, dancing Hugh did very few interviews and Steve Martin and Alec Bald- He and Mischer will get Eddie Murphy reportedly left the ceremony as win hosted last year. Jackman took over in 2009, down to serious show planning would be a brilliant idea for soon as his category was Mischer said having just one and in recent years, pairs of in a few weeks, when Ratner actors have helmed the show. you and me to do the Oscars announced. (Alan Arkin won host will help streamline the finishes “Tower Heist” and This is Murphy’s first time together,”’ Ratner recalled. for “Little Miss Sunshine.”) show, which typically stretches hosting the Academy Awards. “I was like, ‘Are you seri- “I think that Eddie probably over more than three hours. Mischer clears the TV special He said in a statement that he’s ous?”’ Ratner said in an inter- gave this serious consideration He and Ratner were “trying he’s doing for the 10th “enormously honored” to join view. He called Mischer, his because of the experience he to really keep the show mov- anniversary of 9/11. But the the ranks of the aforemen- co-producer, who immediately did have with Brett (on “Tower ing briskly and keep pacing two producers are already fired tioned Oscar hosts. warned him not to get his Heist),” Mischer said. “When up,” he said, “and you can up. Ratner and Murphy worked hopes up. we did decide to ask him, I really focus on that when you “Eddie Murphy is what together on their latest film, “I said, ‘Not a chance,”’ the think Eddie felt secure with have one host. You don’t have makes it,” Ratner said. “It’s “Tower Heist,” and the direc- veteran TV director and pro- Brett.” dialog with two hosts or more surprising even for us. We’re tor casually floated the notion ducer said. “Everybody wants Ratner called Murphy “one hosts.” sitting here surprised that it’s of hosting the Oscars by the Eddie Murphy. He’s a comedic of the greatest and most influ- The producers said Murphy actually happening, that’s the star. genius, he’s a brilliant imper- ential live performers ever” will likely select a writing exciting part. It’s something “And Eddie said, ‘Wow, that sonator. He’s just the kind of and cited him as an inspiration team and contribute his own we can really get excited guy who would make any tele- for his filmmaking career. jokes and material to the Oscar about.”

St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and vari- 541-459-7745. Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High- p.m. every Friday, The Double R Dance ety show. Public invited, no charge. way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old Highway 99, Calendar Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. TUESDAY instructors Michael and Sylvia Paramo. Roseburg. Free lessons with instructor CONTINUED FROM PAGE 12 COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS — Sec- LINE DANCE CLASS — 1 p.m. every Call if you need a dance partner. 541- Debbie Phillips. 541-679-9166. ond Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, 680-3623. THURSDAY ical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Senior Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Suther- 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. LINE DANCE LESSONS — 7 to 9 CALL FOR SCHEDULE Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free lin. Senior dance. Coffee is free. Dona- 541-271-4884. p.m. every Thursday, The Double R SECONDHAND SQUARE — 594 admission. No experience or partners tions accepted. 541-672-3160. BELLY DANCE CLASS — 7 p.m., Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High- Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. necessary. Dances are taught. 541- Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with To encourage square dancing, a selec- 672-0030 or 541-673-3001. DANCE CLASSES Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly instructors Michael Paramo. Dance to tion of used square dancing clothes PIONEERS ‘N’ PETTICOATS MONDAY or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. blues, hip-hop, country and soul. 541- and accessories for men, women and SQUARE DANCE CLUB — Second Fri- BELLY DANCE CLASS — 6:30 p.m., 680-3623. children are free for new dancers (two days, mainstream level square dance Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., WEDNESDAY years or less). Square dance clothing from 8 to 10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 COUNTRY SWING LESSONS — 7 to FRIDAY donations accepted. 541-839-8570, Creek Community Center, 425 N.W. monthly or $8 per class. 9 p.m. every Wednesday, The Double R LINE DANCE LESSONS — 7 to 9 541-643-5733 or 541-680-5321. Second Ave., Myrtle Creek. Pre-rounds begin at 7:30 p.m. All dancers wel- come. Claude Butler, cuer. 541-874- Steak & Eggs 3661. Every Friday any time Prime Rib Reverse Mortgage SATURDAY Weekend specials $7.95 BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB starting 9-9 Every Sunday — First and third Saturdays, main- • Eggs Benedict eeken a • Home style Expert stream level square dance at the W d eci ls pot roast Buckeroo Barn, 5051 N.E. Stephens Sp St., Roseburg, intermediate rounds, 7 Fri: Beer Battered Prawns Buy one meal & get p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; squares with the second meal Reg. Sen. of equal or lesser Low Fixed every third tip plus, 8 to 10:30 p.m. All $ 95 $ 95 dancers welcome. Dale Roberson or 12 10 value at Don Marshall, caller and Pat Hintz or Sat: Steak & Popcorn Shrimp 1/2 Price Curt Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to Reg. Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid Sen. with any other offer. One coupon per check. share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or $ 75 $ 75 Sandfort Rates! Good thru 10/9/11. Not valid on 12 10 holidays or on Banner specials. No 541-672-9780. large groups or organizations. Owner RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — SSun:un: Stuffed Sole NMLS 238739 Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., Suther- Topped with Dilled Buy one meal & get the lin Comstock Grange, 851 S. Com- Hollandaise Sauce second meal stock. A variety of music for your lis- Reg. Sen. of equal or lesser value at “Your Local Mortgage Experts” tening and dancing enjoyment. Coffee $1350 $1150 1/2 Price Toll Free: 800-745-2637 and cookies. No charge. 541-459-1863. Senior & Children’s Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid with any other offer. One 541-492-1150 OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- coupon per check. Good thru 10/9/11. Not valid on holidays Menu Available or on Banner specials. No large groups or organizations. 2198 NE Stephens #101 TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 ML-3896 www.phlloans.com p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut 125 Ponderosa Dr. • Sutherlin • 541-459-2632 Open 24 Hours NMLS 238217 Page 14, The News-Review MOVIES Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 Calm, realism are weapons in ‘Contagion’ CHRISTY LEMIRE Mitch, tries to stay AP Movie Critic strong and protect his teenage daughter he calm is what’s so as it becomes clear startling in “Contagion” that they’re both T— the cool precision immune. Jude Law, with which Steven Soderbergh believably skeevy depicts a deadly virus that as an online journal- spreads throughout the world, ist with question- quickly claiming millions of able ethics, digs for victims. the truth of the story — but government Contagion scientists are just as Rated PG-13 keen on stopping HHH of four the spread of infor- mation as they are the disease itself. There’s no great panic in his Marion Cotillard tone, no hysteria. Soderbergh gets a bit lost in the has amassed a dazzling cast of shuffle, though, as Oscar winners but this is not Dr. Leonora Orantes like those ‘70s disaster movies of the World Health that had melodrama to match Organization, who’s their star power. working backward Characters become increas- to find the disease’s ingly confused and frustrated, origin. She’s gone they struggle to survive and for large chunks of then die in a matter-of-fact time and her plot way. Even the eventual line feels unfin- instances of looting and rioting The Associated Press ished; it’s an exam- that crop up — as they are and Marion Cotillard are shown in a scene from the film “Contagion.” Chin Han, left, ple of how, given the wont to do in these kinds of enormity of the cast movies when societal rules and the subject mat- have long since been aban- situation. mant!,” Soderbergh takes us Chicago to Tokyo to London ter, not all of the characters are doned — feel like blips of Working from a script by from suburban living rooms to in these early scenes, fluidly intensity, understandable reac- Scott Z. Burns, who also wrote labs at the Centers for Disease revealing how we pass our fleshed out as well as you’d tions to an incomprehensible his 2009 comedy “The Infor- Control to remote Asian vil- credit card to a waitress or like them to be. lages with equally clear-eyed grasp a bus railing or press an But then excellent character realism. The attention to detail elevator button. actors show up and lend (: ALL SMILES :) — and to the infinite ways Kate Winslet’s character, the weight to some of the smallest germs can spread that we steely Dr. Erin Mears, who parts: Hey, there’s John CCheckheck usus probably don’t want to think thrusts herself into the vortex Hawkes as a janitor. There’s about — provide the sensation as the virus starts developing, Bryan Cranston as Laurence ooutut oonline!nline! that this sort of outbreak really offers a chilling statistic to Fishburne’s boss at the CDC. could happen right now. some skeptical medical admin- And you’d like to see more of “Contagion” begins with istrators: We touch our hands them, too. Gwyneth Paltrow’s character, to our face 2,000 to 3,000 Despite all the big names Beth, coughing as she reaches times ... a day. I don’t even crammed together, Jennifer into a bowl of peanuts at an want to finish writing this Ehle might just steal this thing wwww.cascadedenturecenter.comww.cascadedenturecenter.com airport bar on her way home to review for fear of what’s lurk- as Fishburne’s right-hand Minneapolis from a business ing on my own laptop. But I woman, Dr. Ally Hextall, When experience matters most! trip in Hong Kong. This is Day must. who’s racing to find a vaccine 2, we are told, and she will end As Soderbergh did in the even as the number of dead Phillip Dahl L.D. up being Patient Zero. With superior “Traffic,” he inter- skyrockets. Like the film itself, Open Monday the help of a low-key but twines various story lines to she’s got an irresistible cool thru Thursday by propulsive electronic score, give us a complete picture of about her. But she’s also so Appointment Soderbergh steadily focuses on the devastation. Matt Damon, confident and radiates such no- 1663 West Harvard Avenue, Roseburg • 541-672-0100 the hands as he jumps from as Paltrow’s stoic husband, nonsense intelligence, she commands the screen every “Life takes many unexpected turns in our lives. We learn to cope time she shows up. (And how and make life bett er. Miss Lily (her canine friend) and I have done great is it that three of the top this (here at Oak Park).” - Gloria scientists here are strong, deci- sive women?) Her performance represents one of many elements of “Contagion” that will make 541-464-5656 you stop and think. And then www.RetirementPerfected.com/Oak Park wash your hands. 1400 NE Rocky Ridge Drive, Roseburg Thursday, September 8, 2011—The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents, Page 15 WEEKDAY MORNING Television grid key 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain

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Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Varied Programs WGN-A 14 Hillbillies Matlock Matlock Heat of Night Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger 13. “Wipeout” (Tuesday), ABC, 5.93 million. 14. “CSI: Crime Scene Inves- tigation,” CBS, 5.86 million. The youngest person to scale Mount Everest 15. “Dateline NBC,” NBC, Q: Who is the youngest per- ever seen it? Mint struck more than 39 mil- 5.53 million. son to climb Mount Everest? — R.I.W., Wrightsville, Pa. lion 1921 pennies, while the — J.K., Salem, Ore. A: The name of the TV San Francisco Mint made more 16. “Minute to Win It” A: On May 22, 2010, Ameri- movie is “Evil Roy Slade” with than 15 million. (Wednesday), NBC, 5.5 million. can climber Jordan David Mickey Rooney, Henry Gib- Q: I saw a made-for-TV Romero reached the summit of son, Dom DeLuise, Edie movie with Michael Landon, 17. “Blue Bloods,” CBS, 5.37 million. the world's tallest mountain; he Adams and Milton Berle. The “Where Pigeons Go to Die.” was 13 years, 10 months and movie is about the meanest vil- To my knowledge, it has never 18. “Two and a Half Men,” 10 days old. With him were his Mr. Know-It-All lain in the West who falls for a been made available on DVD. CBS, 5.33 million. father, Paul Romero; his from Japan, is the oldest person pretty schoolmarm. She then Why? father's girlfriend, Karen Lund- to climb Mount Everest. tries to change his ways. The — A.S., Glendora, Calif. 19. “48 Hours Mystery” (Fri- gren; and three Sherpas. Later, movie, which I have never Q: Michael Landon (1936- day), CBS, 5.32 million. Yanagisawa was 71 when he Jordan and Katherine Blanc scaled the mountain in 2007. seen, is available on DVD and 1991) wrote and directed the 20. “Hawaii Five-0,” CBS, wrote a book titled “The Boy Q: In the early 1970s, I VHS. 1990 film, which was based on 5.31 million. Who Conquered Everest: The watched a funny Western Q: Why wasn’t a 1921 Lin- the novel by R. Wright Camp- Jordan Romero Story.” movie with John Astin. Can coln wheatback penny minted? bell. The film starred Art Car- —Associated Press The book is still available. you figure out the movie? Is it — M.E.C., Whitman, Mass. ney and was nominated for two By the way, Katsusuke Yanagi- available on DVD? Have you A: I don’t understand your Emmy awards. The movie is sawa, a former schoolteacher question. The Philadelphia available on DVD. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 9

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Å Argireline superfoods. ’ Å Better Butt Now!” (N) News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur “April 9th” WordGirl Å Biz Kid$ ’ Å Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å ’ (EI) (DVS) Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show Five-dollar fi xes; Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI superfoods. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court A man faces Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Cash Cab Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU accusations of cheating. (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Pure” Missing teenager. lywood (N) ’ ’ Å Action 4 Life ASI Video 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Hope in Motion Homecoming It Is Written Å 30/IND 21 Magazine Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “The Ring Frasier “Good According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Cycle” Samaritan” ’ Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother ’ Å “Daletech” 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show An Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors “Get a Cuter Nose ... The Ellen DeGeneres Show Taylor KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW overnight room transformation. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Better Butt Now!” (N) Swift performs. Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Watercolor Pati’s Mexican Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur “April 9th” WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wonders of the 7 KOAC Workshop Table ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot ’ (EI) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman West ’ Criminal Minds A kidnapped Russian Storage Wars Storage Wars Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami “Won’t Get Fueled Again” The Sopranos A.J.’s apathy angers Criminal Minds Three college Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 immigrant. ’ Å Å Å Hunter Hunter Killing for gas. Å Tony; Vito returns. ’ athletes disappear. ’ Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos (11:30) “The Kingdom”››‡ (2007) Jamie Foxx. Federal agents seek a “The Hurricane”›››‡ (1999, Drama) Denzel Washington, Vicellous Reon Shannon, Deborah Kara Unger. Boxer Rubin “Hurricane” “Broken Arrow”›› (1996, Action) AMC 68 24 terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Å Carter is wrongfully imprisoned. Å John Travolta. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston “Flood” Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Guns Kill” Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Untamed BRAVO 62 46 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Matchmaker CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) How I, Millions How I, Millions 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Cheech Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report “The Honeymooners”›› (2005) Cedric the Entertainer. Å Com. Central (:22) Futurama South Park (:22) Tosh.0 (5:52) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Tai Chi Chase CW 2011 Fall Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ King Biker Build-Off Jason Hart and Brian American Chopper “Police Bike American Chopper “Police Bike 2” American Chopper Black-Widow- American Chopper “Black Widow Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Klock face off. ’ Å 1” ’ Å Benefi t. ’ Å themed motorcycle. ’ 2” Å ’ Å ’ Å Mickey Mouse “Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Muske- Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks Å The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Å Shake it Up! Å DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ teers”››‡ (2004) Voices of Wayne Allwine. Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News The E! True Hollywood Story “Knocked Up”››› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. “Knocked Up”››› (2007) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Football Florida International at Louisville. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 Happy Hour NASCAR Now NASCAR Racing NASCAR Now NASCAR Racing Countdown NASCAR Racing FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Home Cooking Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (11:30) “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”›››‡ (2008) Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men “Von Ryan’s “The Boston Strangler”››› (1968) Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda. The “The Manhattan Project”››‡ (1986) John Lithgow. A brilliant teen makes “Brubaker”››› (1980) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto. A reform-minded FXM 44 Express” Å manhunt and capture of the infamous killer. Å an atomic bomb with stolen plutonium. Å prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Designers Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ My First Place HIST 41 34 Jurassic Fight Club Å Restoration Restoration MonsterQuest Å Jurassic Fight Club Å Jurassic Fight Club Å Jurassic Fight Club Å Jurassic Fight HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Parting” The Waltons “The Burden” The Waltons “The Pin-Up” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Death Valley Death Valley The Challenge: Rivals ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom “Stay With Me” ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer 9/11: Science and Conspiracy Unlocking the Great Pyramid Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. “In the Flesh” 4REAL (N) ’ NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob The Penguins The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (11:30) “The Karate Kid”››‡ (1984) Ralph Macchio. Å (:05) “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Å (:40) “The Karate Kid Part III”›› (1989) Ralph Macchio. (11:00) MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco The Dan Patrick Show (N) College Foot- Pro Football Timbers in 30 Cougars All Beavers All Huskies All Mariners All ROOT 38 99 Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) ball Preview Weekly (N) Access Access Access Access SPEED 58 53 Australian V8 Supercars Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Am. Trucker SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ (:20) Gangland ’ Å (:26) Gangland ’ Å (:33) Gangland “Street Law” (:39) Gangland “Ice Cold Killers” ’ Å (4:46) Gangland ’ Å Gangland ’ SYFY 43 40 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal “Phantom Racer” (2009, Action) Greg Evigan. Å Road Terror Meet the American Dad American Dad My Name Is My Name Is Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å ’ Å Earl ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å “The Angel Wore Red”››‡ (1960, Romance) Ava (:45) “The Main Attraction”››‡ (1963) Nancy Kwan. An American drifter “Looking for Love”››‡ (1964, Comedy) Connie “I’ll See You in My Dreams”››› (1951, Biography) TCM 51 26 Gardner, Dirk Bogarde. Å joins an Italian circus and fi nds love. Francis, Susan Oliver, Jim Hutton. Å Doris Day, Danny Thomas. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Michelle” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Jessica” Say Yes Say Yes Fabulous Cakes Las Vegas. LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “Baby Blues” ’ The Closer “Pilot” Å Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Fed” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Batman: Brave TRVL 59 48 Food Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Donut Crazy Å Bourdain: No Reservations Weird Travels TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:36) Bonanza “Blood Tie” (:44) Bonanza “The Late Ben Cartwright” (2:52) Bonanza Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “The Bone Yard” A Mafi a dump- NCIS “Chimera” A death aboard a NCIS “Lt. Jane USA 45 15 Unit “Uncle” ’ Å Unit A prostitution ring. Å Unit “Choreographed” Å Unit “Florida” ’ Å ing ground. Å top-secret ship. ’ Doe” ’ VS. 47 422 Wild Skies Expedition Whitetail Hunting TV Winchester North-Alaska Football Talk (N) Game On! (N) Dangerous Elk Fever Buck Stops Gun It WE 185 120 (10:30) “Mystic Pizza”››› Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed Caught. ’ Å Charmed “Kill Billie: Vol. 1” Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (10:05) “Jerry “Showdown in Little Tokyo”›‡ (1991, Action) Dolph (1:50) “When in Rome”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) “Ransom”››› (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson. A wealthy executive turns the (:35) “Jerry Maguire”›››‡ ENC 642 710 Maguire” ’ Lundgren, Brandon Lee. ’ Å Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å tables on his son’s abductor. ’ Å (1996) Tom Cruise. ’ Å (11:15) “The Fourth Kind”›‡ “Dinner for Schmucks”››‡ (2010) Steve Carell. Comic misadventures “Vampires Suck”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Matt Lanter, Jenn “Avatar”›››‡ (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a HBO 500 600 (2009) ’ Å follow a man’s encounter with a buffoon. ’ Proske, Chris Riggi. ’ Å native of a lush alien world. ’ Å (11:00) “The (:35) “Table for Three” (2009) Brandon Routh, Jesse (:15) “World’s Greatest Dad”››› (2009) Robin Williams. A man learns “Spooner”››‡ (2009, Comedy-Drama) Matthew Lillard, “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008) SHO 600 660 Caller”›‡ Bradford, Sophia Bush. iTV. ’ Å that things one wants may not bring happiness. Nora Zehetner. iTV. ’ Å Jeremy Renner. iTV. ’ (11:00) “The (:45) “Leaves of Grass”››‡ (2009) Edward Norton. A professor learns his (:40) “Skin”››› (2008) Sophie Okonedo, Sam Neill. A woman endures “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009, Comedy) Melissa Leo, “Blessed & TMC 620 690 Answer Man” brother has concocted a crazy plan. ’ Å discrimination due to her appearance. ’ Å Savanah Wiltfong. ’ Å Cursed” Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 9 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla

Roseburg 8 p.m. on KLSR Central DC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- 48 Hours Mystery ’ Å CSI: NY Gunfi re tears through Blue Bloods “Cellar Boy” ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Kitchen Nightmares 4 8 KPIC Fortune tion (N) ’ the crime lab. ’ David Letterman Å Chef Ramsay takes his restaurant 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Damien: Omen “Omen III: The Final Confl ict”›› (1981, Horror) Sam Neill, Rossano Brazzi. “Damien: Omen II”››‡ (1978, Horror) William Holden, Lee Grant. An expertise to Pasadena, Calif., home of 292 ››‡ Å Å Å KPIC II” (1978) Antichrist Damien hunts his age-old enemy. industrialist adopts his devilish orphaned nephew. a Caribbean eatery called the Kings- 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Friends-Ben. Friends-Ben. Dateline NBC Remembering Sept. 11, 2001. (N) ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show ton Cafe that is in need of help. Does 5 5 Å Å KOBI ment ’Night (N) With Jay Leno (N) it work? Judging from the customer 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington “Los Lonely Boys: Cottonfi elds and Crossroads”››‡ Carole King -- James Taylor Live at the Troubadour Musicians King and reviews on at least one online site, the 8 ’ Å KSYS Week (N) (2006, Documentary) Taylor perform again. menu makeover is a welcome change. 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Shark Tank Preventing cancer Karaoke Battle USA (N) 20/20 ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å in pets. ’ Å ’ Å line (N) mel Live (N) 8:30 p.m. on KOBI KMTX Friends With Benefits 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil “Out-of-Control The Oprah Winfrey Show Monk Monk helps his Monk A famous daredevil is Curb Your Entourage Å My Name Is 11 12 KEVU 700 Club Daughters” (N) ’ Å (Series Finale) Å psychiatrist’s son. Å Monk’s archrival. ’ Enthusiasm Earl Å During a rough patch, Ben (Ryan Variety It Is Written Å Mission Gospel Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations Breath of In Search of Praise! Hansen) realizes he misses the rela- 21 30/IND Stories Outreach Life Å the Truth tionship he had with Sara (Danneel 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Kitchen Nightmares Fringe Olivia teams up with Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) Ackles). Sara lies to the guy she’s dat- 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men “Kingston Café” Å Sam Weiss. Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ ing about her history with Ben, which 46/NBC News News Are You Friends-Ben. Friends-Ben. Dateline NBC Remembering Sept. 11, 2001. (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show makes matters worse. Riley (Jessica 6 KTCW Special Smarter? With Jay Leno (N) Å Lucas) falls for a new guy but learns 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Legends of Folk: The Village Scene Folk Joe Bonamassa Live From the Royal PBS News- 7 some distressing information about him KOAC Business Week (N) night ’ movement in Greenwich Village. Albert Hall ’ Å Hour Å in the season finale, “The Benefit of (:00) Crimi- Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- Friends.” Andre Holland also stars. A&E 24 23 nal Minds Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å age Wars 9 p.m. on KPIC ABC FAM 40 32 Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club (N) Å Whose? CSI: NY ›› ››‡ ››‡ (5:30) “Broken Arrow” (1996) John “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen, Keira Knightley. Premiere. Arthur and his “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. Arthur and his knights There’s nothing like starting off with AMC 68 24 Travolta, Christian Slater. Å knights embark on a rescue mission. embark on a rescue mission. a bang — quite a few of them, actu- ’ Å Å ’ ANPL 49 47 Untamed Tanked Tanked “Be Cool” Tanked “Good Karma” Rat Busters NYC (N) Tanked “Good Karma” Rat Busters ally. When the crime lab is hit by a hail ››› ››› BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker “The School of Rock” (2003) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. (:33) “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) of gunfire, Mac (Gary Sinise) and his CNBC 65 60 Min. American Greed Mad Money Millions Millions 60 Minutes on CNBC FREE Bras Paid Prog. Shark Vac former partner, William Hunt (Peter CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Beyond 911: Resilience Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Beyond 911: Resilience Piers Fonda), find themselves involved in a COM 64 98 (:22) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 (:25) Tosh.0 Billy Gardell: Halftime Jeff Foxworthy Comedy Comedy Chappelle’s vendetta that’s been 17 years in the CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ CW 2011 Nikita “Pandora” Å Supernatural ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park making in “Life Sentence.” Sela Ward, Cash Cab Dual Survival Dave and Cody Man, Woman, Wild “Lost at Man, Woman, Wild “Louisi- One Man Army “Time Bomb” Man, Woman, Wild “Louisi- One Man Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper and DISC 34 30 ’ Å become Airboaters. Sea” ’ Å ana Firestorm” (N) (N) ’ Å ana Firestorm” ’ Army Å Eddie Cahill also star. Good Luck (:15) “Up”›››‡ (2009, Comedy) Voices of Ed Asner, Christo- Phineas and So Random! Babysitter’s Good Luck Wizards- Wizards- Phineas and 9 p.m. on ANPL DISN 37 21 Å ’ Å Charlie pher Plummer. Premiere. Ferb a Vampire Charlie Place Place Ferb Tanked E! 57 25 Knocked Up E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News A request for a feng shui tank has College Football College Football Missouri at Arizona State. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 Football Scoreboard Brett exploring the way to inner peace, causing the rest of the crew to be- 27 NASCAR Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) Å Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live (N) Å College Football ESPN2 49 come outwardly annoyed. It’s another FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) 9/11: Timeline of Terror The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye customer — a sick little boy for whom FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Diners Diners Dina’s Party Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Sugar High Diners Diners Diners they construct an overhead bed boat FX 31 45 Two Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met “The Proposal”››‡ (2009) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. Rescue Me tank — who has both Brett and Wayde (4:30) “Bru- “Capone”››‡ (1975) Ben Gazzara. Diseased gangster Al “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre”››‡ (1967, Crime “Capone”››‡ (1975, Crime Drama) Ben feeling all kinds of warm fuzzies. They’d FXM 44 Å Å Å Å baker” Capone builds empire. Drama) Jason Robards, George Segal. Gazzara, Susan Blakely. better enjoy the good feeling while they HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l can, as Heather has secretly signed HIST 41 34 Jurassic Restoration Restoration Modern Marvels Å 9/11: The Days After (N) Å (:28) Super City: New York Å Marvels them up to go diving with sharks in the HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls new episode “Good Karma.” ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds “Poison” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å 9 p.m. on HIST LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Roseanne’s Roseanne’s Against the Wall Å Reba Å 9/11: The Days After MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Doc Presented commercial-free, this new ’ Å ’ Å ›‡ MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Death Death Jersey Shore Jersey Shore “Billy Madison” (1995) Adam Sandler. Ridiculous. documentary from the makers of “102 NAT GEO 73 4REAL (N) Unlikely Animal Friends Jurassic C.S.I. 4REAL ’ 4REAL ’ Unlikely Animal Friends Dog Whisperer Disaster Minutes That Changed America” exam- NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ines what happened following the at- OXY 61 KarateIII (:15) “The Karate Kid”››‡ (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Å (9:50) “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986) Ralph Macchio. Å tacks of Sept. 11, 2001. Telling the story Mariners MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show Seahawks MLB Base- exclusively through archival audiovisual ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame All Access ball materials collected from more than 50 SPEED 58 53 Trucker Trackside At... (N) SP Center The Grid Formula 1 Debrief (N) Formula One Racing Auto Rac’g Outlaws sources — footage shot by professional SPIKE 69 38 Gangland Gangland “Evil Breed” Gangland ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ (:10) UFC Unleashed ’ (:20) UFC Unleashed ’ news media and amateurs alike — the SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Ice Road Terror” (2011) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Haven “Lockdown” (N) Paranormal Witness Haven film takes a look at the texture of life in The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy “What Women Want”››‡ (2000) Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt. A chauvinistic ad (:40) “What Women a post-9/11 world. TBS 33 10 Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å executive can suddenly read women’s minds. Å Want”››‡ (2000) Å 10 p.m. on ANPL “I’ll See “The Jazz Singer”››› (1953, Musical) Danny Thomas, Peggy “Big City”››‡ (1948) Margaret O’Brien. A cop, pastor and “Breakin’”››‡ (1984, Musical) Lucinda Rat Busters NYC TCM 51 26 You” Lee, Mildred Dunnock. Premiere. cantor adopt a singing orphan. Å Dickey. Premiere. ’ Å Å Jimmy and Michael are back in TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Four Weddings Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Say Yes Say Yes Weddings Brooklyn for a tough job: getting rid ’ ››› Å ››› Å TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. (:15) “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. of the rats that have infested a large TOON 63 33 Justice Generator Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars Thundr. King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken outdoor garden in Park Slope where TRVL 59 48 Weird Ghost Ghost Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Paranormal Challenge Ghost Adv. children play. In Queens, the boys TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H “The Matrix”›››‡ (1999) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Premiere. The Nanny tackle a house that’s been taken over (:00) NCIS NCIS A veteran confesses to NCIS “Requiem” A friend of NCIS Ducky keeps a secret from CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- Law & by pigeons — and by “taken over,” we USA 45 15 ’ Å murder. Å Gibbs’ daughter. Å the team. Å tion “Boom” Å tion Å (DVS) Order: SVU mean “living in the walls” — in the new VS. 47 422 Whitetail Bucks Tred Barta Elk Fever Buck Stops Gun It Whitetail Bucks Tred Barta Dangerous Game Å Paint Zoom episode “Rats With Wings.” WE 185 120 Frasier Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å “Mystic Pizza”››› (1988) Å 10 p.m. on LIFE WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine News Spec. Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. Roseanne’s Nuts (5:35) “Jerry Maguire”›››‡ (1996) Tom “Uncle Buck”››‡ (1989, Comedy) John (:45) “When in Rome”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Kristen (:20) “Absolute Power”›› The kids are getting on Jenny’s ENC 642 710 Cruise, Renee Zellweger. ’ Å Candy, Amy Madigan. ’ Å Bell, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å (1997) ’ nerves, so Roseanne agrees to take (4:30) “Ava- (:15) “Our Family Wedding”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Mel Brooks and Dick “Dinner for Schmucks”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell, 24/7 May- HBO 500 600 them for a day of home schooling. She tar” ’ America Ferrera, Forest Whitaker. ’ Å Cavett Together Again Paul Rudd, Bruce Greenwood. ’ Å weather figures it’ll be a piece of cake — didn’t (5:30) “The Hurt Russell Peters: The Green (:45) “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai, Bill Nighy. iTV Premiere. A mystery Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (iTV) she raise four children herself? — but SHO 600 660 ›››‡ Locker” (2008) Card Tour Live surrounds a British family on the eve of WWII. (N) (Live) Grandma’s about to learn a few les- (:00) “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) Damita “Charlie Valentine” (2009) Raymond J. Barry, (:40) “Give ’Em Hell Malone” (2009, Crime Drama) Thomas “Les Formidables” (2007) sons of her own in the new episode TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Haddon. Premiere. Michael Weatherly. Jane, Ving Rhames, Elsa Pataky. Joong-Hoon Park. “Homeschooling.” Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 SATURDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 10

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) The Early Show Reports from ground zero. (N) Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz “The Big 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s Semifi nals. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) Å 4 8 KPIC ’ Å Mysteries Mysteries Rockin’ Road Test” (EI) 4.2/This TV (:00) “Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination Lon- Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Cake “Flopportu- Dance Revolu- “The Brass Bottle”›› (1964) Tony Randall, Burl Ives. A man tries to keep a 292 KPIC don”›› (2004, Adventure) Frankie Muniz. Adventures Mysteries ’ ard Scarry ard Scarry nity” ’ tion! Å mischievous genie out of trouble. Å 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today Remembering 9/11; Lauren Manning. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon “Doc The Magic Babar “What’s Willa’s Wild Pearlie (EI) World of Adventure Sports 5 5 KOBI Report (EI) Å Rock” Å School Bus Mine Is Mine” Life (EI) (N) ’ Å 8/PBS The This Old Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat J. Bird’s Blue SciGirls “Turtle 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, Overcoming Depression & Anxiety Naturally Opry Memories 8 KSYS House Hour Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot World Mania” ’ M.D. Joel Fuhrman’s health plan. Å Depression and anxiety. ’ Å ’ Å 9/ABC Paid Program Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å Jack Hanna’s Ocean Myster- Born to Explore Culture Click Everyday Food for Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å 9 4 KEZI ration tures Countdown ies (N) (N) Å Health (N) Thought 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Armando Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime Å Homes & Great P. Allen Smith Armando 11 12 KEVU Montelongo TV Å Estates Gardens Montelongo Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Paid Program Armando Paid Program The Real Win- Animal Rescue Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å Crossfi re World 13 11 KLSR Montelongo ning Edge (EI) Å 46/NBC Armando Today Remembering 9/11; Lauren Manning. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon “Doc The Magic Babar “What’s Willa’s Wild Pearlie (EI) World of Adventure Sports 6 KTCW Montelongo (EI) Å Rock” Å School Bus Mine Is Mine” Life (EI) (N) ’ Å 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street Birthday cake. ’ Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl Å Suze Orman’s Money Class Financial strategies. ’ Å Suze Orman’s Money Class 7 KOAC ington Å “My School” (EI) Å (DVS) (N) Knows a Lot (DVS) Financial strategies. ’ Å Professional Paid Program Paid Program Biography “Bruce Springsteen” Å Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Fix This Kitchen Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House A deal on a home in A&E 24 23 Hair Removal Å Å Å Å Å an upscale suburb. ABC FAM 40 32 Paid Program Paint Zoom Paid Program Boy World Boy World “Stepmom”›› (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Ed Harris. “My Girl”››› (1991) Anna Chlumsky. The Three The Rifl eman Å “Rooster Cogburn”›› (1975, Western) John Wayne, Katharine Hepburn, Anthony Zerbe. A “McLintock!”››› (1963, Western) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo. A cattle baron meets his match AMC 68 24 Stooges former deputy helps the daughter of a murdered minister. in a strong-willed woman. Å ANPL 49 47 Rat Busters Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Russia “Arctic” Å The Crocodile Hunter Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å My Cat From Hell ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out “Substitutes” Flipping Out Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å CNBC 65 Riches! 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 10 Min Meals! 3 FREE Bras! CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Triverex Paid Program Thin in 30! Paid Program Paid Program “Let’s Go to Prison”›‡ (2006, Comedy) Dax Shepard. Å “Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie”››‡ (2003) Å CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program WEN Healthy Sexy in Min- Life Changing Medicine (N) ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Hair utes! Å Junior “Judgement Day” ’ Junior “Offer Denied” Å Junior ’ Å Little Einsteins Chuggington Å Little Einsteins Handy Manny Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks Å So Random! A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 Å Å (N) ’ Å Clubhouse Clubhouse Pirates Ferb ’ Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ ’ Å “sciANTs fair” E! 57 25 Look Younger Paid Program Meaningful Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Fashion The Soup E! News (N) Pawn 90210 Kardashian (:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College GameDay From Ann Arbor, Mich. (N) (Live) Å College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å ESPN2 27 49 (:00) NFL Live NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å English Premier League Soccer Sunderland vs. Chelsea. (N) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Fat Loss Paid Program Tyler’s Ult. Big Daddy’s Alex’s Day Off Ingredient Fix Aarti Party (N) Mexican-Easy Cook for Real Down Home Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! “Burn After Reading”››› (2008) George Clooney. “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”›››‡ (2008, Fantasy) Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett. (:00) “Carmen Jones”››› (1954, Musical) Dorothy “Star!”››› (1968, Biography) Julie Andrews, Richard Crenna, Michael Craig. English stage star Gertrude Lawrence “Hello, Dolly!”›››‡ (1969) Barbra Streisand. A circa-1900 matchmaker FXM 44 Dandridge, Harry Belafonte. enjoys a life of music. Å nabs a Yonkers merchant for herself. Å HGTV 50 43 Vacations Steam Station Cash Flow Outdoor Room Curb/Block Run Makeover Property Bro All American Handyman Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers HIST 41 34 Men’s Health Paid Program Anxiety Heavy Metal “Radar” Å Beyond The Da Vinci Code Å Last Days on Earth Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Time-Music International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program Steam Station Paid Program Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Will & Grace Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MTV 26 17 Cuff’d ’ Camp’d Out Sports Camp (N) Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom “Stay With Me” ’ I Was 17 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Paid Program Polar Explorer Hunt for the Abominable Walking the Great Wall China’s Valley of the Kings Last Stand of the Templars Gladiators From the Dead NICK 71 39 TBA Fam. Mat. Fam. Mat. Planet Sheen OddParents Fanboy-Chum SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins of Madagascar T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy OXY 61 Paid Program Lose Lbs! Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ On the Trail TV North American Babe’s Outdoor North American Bowhunter College Foot- Huskies All College Football Iowa at Iowa State. (N) (Live) ROOT 38 99 Hunter (N) Secrets Whitetail TV (N) ball Preview Access SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Trackside At... Monster Jam (N) Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 The Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! “Monster Ark” (2008, Science Fiction) “Grendel” (2007) Chris Bruno. Married... With Married... With Married... With The Steve The Steve Meet the Yes, Dear ’ Å (:05) “Yours, Mine & Ours”›› (2005) Dennis Quaid. The marriage of two (:05) “Music and Lyrics”››› TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show Browns widowed parents creates one large family. (2007) Hugh Grant. (4:30) “Ever Towed In A “The Kennel Murder Case”›› (1933, Mystery) Zorro Rides Zorro Rides “Tarzan and the Lost Safari”›› (1957, Adventure) “From the Earth to the Moon”›› (1958) Joseph TCM 51 26 Since Eve” Hole William Powell, Mary Astor. Å Again Again Gordon Scott, Robert Beatty. Cotten, George Sanders. Å TLC 42 41 Paid Program Paid Program Zumba Body Thin in 30! ’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Property Ladder ’ Å Property Ladder ’ Å Property Ladder ’ Å TNT 36 42 Pursuit-Happy. Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Fed” ’ Law & Order “Skate or Die” Law & Order “Challenged” ’ Rizzoli & Isles Å The Closer “Star Turn” Å TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Generator Rex Star Wars Beyblade-Metl Pokémon Redakai (N) Bakugan Johnny Test Almost Naked Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Paid Program Henry Rifl es Vacations Scream If You Scream If You Breakfast Paradise Å Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v Food Man v Food TVLND 53 28 Roseanne ’ 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny ’ (:44) The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Ninja Kitchen Monk Monk helps his psychiatrist’s Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Burn Notice Michael must perform a Suits “Dog Fight” Harvey goes against NCIS “Sub Rosa” Body is found in a USA 45 15 System son. Å desperate act. Å the new DA. tub of acid. Å VS. 47 422 Whitetail Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Real Hunting Winchester World-Beretta Expedition Fishing/Martin Bass Fishing Retriever Dew Tour WE 185 120 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Weddings Weddings Weddings “Mystic Pizza”››› (1988) Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Lili Taylor. Å “Something to Talk About” WGN-A 14 Paid Program In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:20) “Uncle Buck”››‡ (1989, Comedy) John Candy, “Home Alone”››› (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, (:45) “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure”››‡ (1985, Comedy) Paul Reubens. (:20) “Anger Management”›› (2003, Comedy) ENC 642 710 Amy Madigan. ’ Å Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern. ’ Å Childlike Pee-wee loses his vintage bicycle. ’ Å Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson. ’ Å (4:45) “Whiteout”›‡ (2009) Kate “Fantastic Mr. Fox”›››‡ (2009) Voices of George Nine Innings From Ground “The Invention of Lying”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Ricky Face Off, Max 24/7 May- “Unstop- HBO 500 600 Beckinsale. ’ Å Clooney, Meryl Streep. ’ Å Zero ’ Å Gervais, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å weather/Ortiz pable”››› ’ (4:05) “Play “Gross Anatomy”››‡ (1989) Matthew Modine. iTV. A young man goes to Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NASCAR “The Switch”››‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason (:15) “Jefferson in Paris”››› SHO 600 660 the Game” medical school with a bad attitude. ’ (iTV) Bateman. iTV. ’ Å (1995) iTV. ’ (4:40) “Dear (:15) “Still Bill” (2009, Documentary) A portrait of musi- (:35) “Shipwrecked”››› (1990, Adventure) Stian (:10) “A Simple Twist of Fate”››‡ (1994) Steve Martin. A surrogate “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) TMC 620 690 Lemon Lima” cian Bill Withers. ’ Å Smedstad, Gabriel Byrne. ’ Å father seeks custody of an abandoned child. ’ Jennifer Lopez. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 10

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (9:00) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s Semifi nals. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) Å Stop Memory Laura McKen- Paid Program To Be An- 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Women’s Final. (N) (Live) Å 4 8 KPIC Loss zie’s Traveler nounced 4.2/This TV “The Egg and I”››› (1947, Comedy) Claudette Colbert, Fred MacMurray, Marjorie Main. A “Thief”››‡ (1981, Crime Drama) James Caan, Tuesday Weld, Willie Nelson. A woman and a “Snake Eyes”›‡ (1998) Nicolas Cage. U.S. offi cial is 292 KPIC wife scrambles to survive on her husband’s chicken ranch. crook are drawn into underworld intrigue. Å killed at an Atlantic City fi ght. Å 5/NBC Track and Field IAAF Diamond Toyota Chal- Action Sports From Salt Lake City. (N) ’ (Live) Å This Old House P. Allen Smith Dog Tales (EI) Å The Green Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI League: Zurich. (Taped) lenge Å Gardens Economy Show News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Opry Memories Clips from Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Popular songs from the 1950s and America’s Home Cooking: What’s for Dinner? Recipes for balanced meals. ’ Å The Lawrence 8 KSYS the Grand Ole Opry. ’ 1960s. Welk Show 9/ABC College College Football Alabama at Penn State. (N) (Live) NASCAR NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Wonderful Pistachios 400. From Richmond 9 4 KEZI Football Countdown International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (N) (Live) 25/MYTV Paid Program The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers Å Tim McCarver Word & Spirit New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- 11 12 KEVU Athlete Å Journal Show Church Calvary Satellite Network. lywood (N) ’ Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today Kids Time GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word Road 33/FOX Crossfi re World This Week in MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers or Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers or Cleveland Friends ’ Å Betty Snowden FOX Fall Pre- The Offi ce “The Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Baseball (N) Indians at Chicago White Sox. (N) ’ (Live) Å view Special Secret” Men ’ 46/NBC Track and Field IAAF Diamond Toyota Chal- Action Sports From Salt Lake City. (N) ’ (Live) Å Cold Case “Time to Crime” Drive-by Grey’s Anatomy George has stun- The Closer A missing gang-member’s NBC Nightly 6 KTCW League: Zurich. (Taped) lenge shooting. ’ Å ning news for Bailey. ’ body is found. News (N) ’ 51/PBS (11:00) Suze Orman’s Money America’s Home Cooking: Dinner for Two Chefs re-create popular recipes. ’ Å Barbra Streisand: One Night Only at the Village Great Performances Singer Jackie 7 KOAC Class Financial strategies. ’ Vanguard The singer performs. ’ Å Evancho. Å Disaster Guy A home burns when Flipping Vegas Renovating two Flipping Vegas A fi lthy house in an “Big”››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia. Premiere. A wishing machine turns boy into a Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 struck by lightning. houses. Å upscale suburb. Å man with a job and girlfriend. Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 (10:30) “My Girl”››› (1991) “My Girl 2”››‡ (1993) Anna Chlumsky, Dan Aykroyd. “Step Up 2 the Streets”››‡ (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan. “Stick It”›› (2006) Jeff Bridges. “The Sons of Katie Elder”›››‡ (1965, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Martha Hyer. Sons attend mother’s “El Dorado”››› (1967, Western) John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, James Caan. A gunfi ghter and a drunken sheriff face “Hondo”››› AMC 68 24 Texas funeral, avenge slain father. Å an evil land baron. Å (1953) Å ANPL 49 47 Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 “Most Extreme” ’ Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 “Grooming Special” Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 “Puppies” ’ Å Cute! Kittens BRAVO 62 46 The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Most Eligible Dallas Pirates-Worlds CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Meaningful 3 FREE Bras! Money in Mot. American Greed Till Debt/Part Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) Beyond 911: Resilience Gupta Reports COM 64 98 Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Fired Up”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Nicholas D’Agosto. Å “Let’s Go to Prison”›‡ (2006, Comedy) Dax Shepard. Å “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) CW 12 14 Hollywood Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å “Osmosis Jones”›› (2001) Bill Murray, Molly Shannon. Å “Multiplicity”››‡ (1996, Comedy) Michael Keaton. Å ’70s Show Man, Woman, Wild “Utah” Myke Man, Woman, Wild Camp is I (Almost) Got Away With It “Got I (Almost) Got Away With It A I (Almost) Got Away With It “Got I (Almost) Got Away With It A Cops & Coyotes DISC 34 30 and Ruth get stuck. ’ destroyed by a forest fi re. ’ Caught in the Shower” man is brought into custody. a Bad Temper” Å man goes on a violent spree. ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Å Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. Farm So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Charlie “Party It Up” Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie “informANT” ’ Å E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian (:15) ESPN Goal Line (N) (Live) Football Score- College Football South Carolina at Georgia. (N) (Live) Football Score- College Football Notre Dame at Michigan. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 board board ESPN2 27 49 Score College Football Cincinnati at Tennessee. (N) (Live) Score College Football BYU at Texas. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 Hannity America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) 9/11: Timeline of Terror Rise Freedom FOOD 72 50 Secrets Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home The Great Food Truck Race Chopped Champions Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Challenge FX 31 45 Ben Button College Football Nevada at Oregon. (N) (Live) “The Proposal”››‡ (2009) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. (10:00) “Hello, “Let’s Make Love”››› (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. A bil- “At Last, At Last”›‡ (1977, Comedy) Carroll Baker, Edwige Fenech. A newlywed couple’s happi- “The Fabulous Baker Boys”››› (1989) Jeff Bridges, FXM 44 Dolly!” (1969) lionaire is hired to play himself in a stage satire. Å ness is hampered by impotence. Å Michelle Pfeiffer, Beau Bridges. Å HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Run Makeover Curb/Block Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Color Splash Candice Tells Sarah 101 (N) Design Star Å Urban Oasis HIST 41 34 The Next Nostradamus Using computers to predict events. Gates of Hell The six entrances to hell. Å Sniper: Deadliest Missions Å Targeting Bin HLMRK 87 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H ION 15 20 Power-Juicing Power-Juicing “The Karate Kid”››‡ (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio, Noriyuki “Pat” Morita. Premiere. ’ “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps”›› (2000) Eddie Murphy. Monk Å LIFE 23 29 (11:30) Project Runway Å Movie “The Greatest”›› (2009, Drama) Pierce Brosnan. Å Movie MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Documentary MTV 26 17 Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Death Valley Ridiculous. “Billy Madison”›‡ (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler. ’ Jersey Shore NAT GEO 73 Egypt’s Lost Rival Return of the Ghost Ship Ben Franklin’s Pirate Fleet Finding Jack the Ripper Explorer Alaska State Troopers Frontier Force NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ “Fred: The Movie” (2010, Comedy) Lucas Cruikshank. ’ Å iCarly Carly is suspicious of her boyfriend. ’ OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Hope Floats College College Football Hawaii at Washington. (N) (Live) College Foot- MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Philadelphia Union. (N) (Live) ROOT 38 99 Football ball Northwest SPEED 58 53 On the Edge Performance The 10 SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) AMA Pro Racing 450cc: Pala. AMA Pro Racing 250cc: Pala. My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! (N) ’ MuscleCar (N) “Training Day”››› (2001) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. ’ “Man on Fire”››‡ (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. ’ SYFY 43 40 (11:00) “Grendel” (2007) “Beyond Sherwood Forest”›› (2009) Robin Dunne. Å “Rock Monster” (2008, Science Fiction) Chad Collins. Å “Ogre”›› (2008) John Schneider. Å (11:05) “Music and Lyrics”››› (:10) “The Prince & Me”›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably, Ben Miller. A Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å According to Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 (2007) Hugh Grant. collegian and a Danish prince fall in love. Å Jim ’ Å Glasses” ’ “From the “Clash of the Titans”››‡ (1981) Harry Hamlin. Perseus battles mythic (:45) “The Caine Mutiny”›››‡ (1954, Drama) Humphrey Bogart, Jose Ferrer. An offi cer stands “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Run- TCM 51 26 Earth” beasts to win the hand of Andromeda. Å trial for relieving Capt. Queeg of his command. Å ner”›››‡ (1962) Tom Courtenay. Å TLC 42 41 Property Ladder ’ Å Lottery Changed My Life III Lottery Changed My Life II ’ Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery-Life TNT 36 42 “Australia”››‡ (2008) Nicole Kidman. An Englishwoman and a cattleman struggle to save her ranch. Å “John Grisham’s The Rainmaker”››› (1997, Drama) Matt Damon, Claire Danes. Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes “Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase”››‡ Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Travel Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places David Blaine TVLND 53 28 (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Extreme Makeover: Home 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:44) Sanford & Son Å NCIS “Hung Out to Dry” ’ Å NCIS “The Curse” A lieutenant’s NCIS “High Seas” ’ Å NCIS “Eye Spy” A satellite specialist NCIS “My Other Left Foot” The severed NCIS “One Shot, One Kill” A sniper NCIS “Enigma” ’ USA 45 15 remains are found. ’ sees a murder. ’ leg of a corpse. kills Marine recruiters. VS. 47 422 Central College Football Texas Christian at Air Force. (N) (Live) Central College Football Utah at USC. (N) (Live) WE 185 120 (11:00) “Something to Talk About”››‡ “Sleeping With the Enemy”››‡ (1991) “Steel Magnolias”››› (1989, Comedy-Drama) Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine. Downsized WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “The Conduit” Å Bones ’ Å Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos (:10) “Absolute Power”›› (1997, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Ed Harris. A (:20) “Law Abiding Citizen”›‡ (2009, Suspense) (:15) “Boys on the Side”››› (1995) Whoopi Goldberg. A cross-country (:15) “Home ENC 642 710 master thief stumbles into a presidential conspiracy. ’ Å Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. ’ Å trip draws three women together. ’ Å Alone”››› (11:30) “Unstoppable”››› (:15) Flight of (:45) Boxing Tomasz Adamek vs. Vitali Klitschko, Heavy- (:15) “Yogi Bear”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Voices of Dan (:45) “Four Christmases”›› (2008) Vince Vaughn, (:15) What to HBO 500 600 (2010) Denzel Washington. ’ the Conchords weights. (N) ’ (Live) Å Aykroyd, Justin Timberlake. ’ Å Reese Witherspoon. ’ Å Watch Å (11:15) “Jefferson in Paris”››› (1995) Nick Nolte, Laugh Out Loud Web Therapy “First Circle” (2010, Documentary) (:45) “Before and After”›› (1996, Drama) Meryl Streep. iTV. Two parents (:35) “A Single Man”››› (2009) SHO 600 660 Greta Scacchi. iTV. ’ Å Comedy (iTV) ’ Å iTV. Å seek the truth in a crime involving their son. ’ Colin Firth. iTV. ’ Å (11:00) “The (:45) “The Gold Retrievers” (2009) Steve Guttenberg, Billy Zane. A boy (:20) “The Dry Land”›› (2010, Drama) Ryan O’Nan, (3:55) “Dragon Fighter” (2002, Action) Dean Cain, (:25) “Remember Me”›› (2010) TMC 620 690 Back-up Plan” and his dog search for a treasure. ’ Å America Ferrera. ’ Å Robert DiTillio, Kristine Byers. ’ Å Robert Pattinson. ’ Page 20, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 Don’t Miss SATURDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 10 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain

5 p.m. on KPIC Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 2011 U.S. Open Tennis 4,13/CBS U.S. Tennis Criminal Minds A killer Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Smile Whiter Burnett/ 48 Hours Mystery ’ Å News (N) Å NUMB3RS Minor-league 4 8 There’s a champion to be decided KPIC targets illegal immigrants. Fortune Collector’s baseball player’s death. tonight at USTA Billie Jean King 4.2/This TV “Snake “Earthquake”›› (1974, Suspense) Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner. An architect “Assassination Tango”››‡ (2002) Robert Duvall. An aging “Another 48 HRS.”››‡ 292 National Tennis Center in Flushing, KPIC Eyes”›‡ tries to rescue his wife after an earthquake. Å hit man woos a dancer in Argentina. Å (1990) Å N.Y., where the two survivors go at 5/NBC The Insider Entertainment Tonight Who Do You Think You Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Special News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live 5 5 it in the women’s final of the U.S. KOBI (N) Å (N) ’ Å Are? “Lionel Richie” ’ Intent ’ Å Victims Unit “Bully” ’ ’ Å Open. Last year, Kim Clijsters suc- 8/PBS (:00) The Lawrence Welk Peter, Paul and Mary “Carry It On: A Musical Legacy” The Ed Sullivan Comedy Special Comedy legends. ’ Å Offi cial Best Nature ’ 8 cessfully defended her title on the KSYS Show Archival performances by Peter, Paul and Mary. of Fest ’ hardcourt surface, defeating Vera 9/ABC (4:30) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Wonderful College ABC Fall Steel Dreams The Insider Entertainment Tonight News (N) Å College Entertain- 9 4 Zvonareva in straight sets, 6-2, 6-1. KEZI Pistachios 400. (N) (Live) Football 2011 (N) Å (N) ’ Å Football ment ’Night 25/MYTV Access Hol- The Unit Bob is taken hostage Bones Human remains are Deadliest Catch Time Bandit; Curb Your Entourage Å Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro- 5 p.m. on ESPN 11 12 College Football KEVU lywood (N) by a drug cartel. found inside a shark. Rollo . ’ Å Enthusiasm gram 3-ABN on 3-ABN on the Road Windows of Making GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for Anchors of Two football programs with sto- 30/IND 21 ried histories clash tonight in Ann the Road Hope Waves Christ Truth 33/FOX Family Guy Without a Trace Missing Cops ’ Cops ’ American The Cleve- Friends ’ Å Two and a Fringe A shape-shifting embryo In the Flow Arbor, Mich., when the Notre Dame 13 11 ’ Å ’ Å Å Å Fighting Irish take on the Michigan KLSR air-traffi c controller. (PA) (PA) Dad land Show Half Men is discovered. Wolverines. Head coach Brian Kelly 46/NBC News The Closer “Grave Doubts” Å Who Do You Think You Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live 6 ’ ’ Å ’ ’ Å had a tumultuous first season in KTCW Are? “Lionel Richie” Intent Victims Unit “Bully” South Bend, but a strong 4-0 finish 51/PBS Great Per- Echoes of Creation Alaska; Trans-Siberian Orchestra: The Birth of Celtic Thunder Storm Celtic David Garrett: Rock Easy Yoga for Arthritis 7 ’ Å Å Å has the Irish expecting better things KOAC formances Pacifi c Northwest. Rock Theater Thunder performs. Symphonies II With Peggy Cappy this year. New Michigan head coach (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds Construction- “Flight 93”››‡ (2006) Jeffrey Nordling. Passengers revolt Portraits From Ground Zero People Family (12:01) Brady Hoke enters to turn around a A&E 24 23 nal Minds site murders. Å against terrorist hijackers on Sept. 11. photographed at ground zero. (N) Jewels “Flight 93” program that has suffered a few ABC FAM 40 32 Stick It›› “The Princess Diaries”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews. “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”›› (2004) Head Over seasons of losing, bad defense and (:00) “Hondo”››› (1953, Western) John “True Grit”›››‡ (1969, Western) John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby. A one-eyed marshal “Hondo”››› (1953, Western) John Wayne, NCAA investigations. AMC 68 24 Wayne, Geraldine Page. Å and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. Å Geraldine Page. Å 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX ANPL 49 47 Too Cute! America’s Cutest Cat America’s Cutest Dog Bad Dog! “Houdinis” ’ Bad Dog! (N) ’ Bad Dog! “Houdinis” ’ Bad Dog! Who Do You Think You Are? BRAVO 62 46 (:00) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”››‡ (2007) Johnny Depp. “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”››‡ (2007) Johnny Depp. Musician Lionel Richie travels CNBC 65 S. Orman Princess “Cortney” (N) American Greed The Suze Orman Show Princess “Cortney” ’ Riches! Paid Prog. Poker through the American South looking CNN 35 35 Dr. Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) Beyond 911: Resilience 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz CNN Newsroom (N) Beyond 911: Resilience Mayweather for information on his maternal great- COM 64 98 (5:30) “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) “Employee of the Month”›› (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook. Å Dane Cook ISo. (:45) “Scary Movie 2” grandfather. The journey takes him CW 12 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ House “Meaning” Å House “Cane & Able” ’ Payne Payne Stargate Universe Atlantis from the Tuskegee, Ala., neighbor- 14 hood where he grew up to Nashville, (:00) Cops & Cops & Coyotes Stoping a Cops & Coyotes “Drugs, I (Almost) Got Away With I Faked My Own Death I (Almost) Got Away With I Faked My DISC 34 30 Coyotes huge drug shipment. ’ Mules and Smugglers” It ’ Å (N) ’ Å It ’ Å Own Death where that older relative helped bring to life the civil rights movement. More Shake It Wizards- A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Good Luck So Random! Good Luck So Random! Shake It Wizards- A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 Up! Å Place Å Charlie ’ Å Charlie ’ Å Up! Å Place Å familial clues await Richie in Chat- “replicANT” “replicANT” ›› tanooga, Tenn., as well. E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News “The Wedding Planner” (2001) Jennifer Lopez. Premiere. Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lat Kardashian (5:00) College Football Notre Dame at SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Football Final (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL Matchup 9 p.m. on HIST ESPN 28 31 Michigan. (N) (Live) (Live) Å (N) Voices From Inside the Towers ESPN2 27 49 Football Football Scoreboard NASCAR Now (N) Å Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR Racing Basketball This new special documents the FNC 32 27 Rise of Freedom With Shepard Smith Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Stossel Red Eye (N) Huckabee many harrowing and heartbreaking FOOD 72 50 Challenge Chopped “Thyme Flies” Chopped “Go for It!” Chopped Chopped Iron Chef America Chopped stories — some never heard before ››‡ — of love and loss on 9/11. This FX 31 45 Proposal “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny Sunny “Fabulous “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984, Comedy) Dudley Moore, “The Fabulous Baker Boys”››› (1989, Romance-Comedy) “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984) Dudley documentary uses audio records, FXM 44 Å Å Å such as recorded phone calls from Baker” Nastassja Kinski, Armand Assante. Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. Moore, Nastassja Kinski. people inside the World Trade Cen- HGTV 50 43 Urb. Oasis Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV’d (N) High Low Secrets Novogratz Dina’s Party Donna Dec Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Secrets ter buildings — some of whom HIST 41 34 (:00) Targeting Bin Laden Å Modern Marvels Å Voices From Inside the Towers (N) (:28) The Lost Kennedy Home Movies Marvels perished, some who survived — as HLMRK 87 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers ’ they contacted family members, ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Psych “Ghosts” Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ friends and 911 dispatchers to LIFE 23 29 (:00) Movie “Reign Over Me”››› (2007) Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle. Å Movie provide a chillingly clear mental MSNBC 54 44 Doc MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Doc picture. The special is presented ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å commercial-free. MTV 26 17 Jersey Jersey Shore Teen Mom Awkward. Awkward. Ridiculous. Death Jersey Shore House NAT GEO 73 Frontier Frontier Force Alaska State Troopers Frontier Force Frontier Force Storm Worlds Storm 10 p.m. on A&E (5:00) iCarly iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly (N) Victorious Ninjas iCarly ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Portraits From Ground Zero NICK 71 39 OXY 61 (:00) “Hope Floats”›‡ (1998) Å “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› (1993) Robin Williams. Å “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› (1993) Robin Williams. Å Hope Floats In the aftermath of the World Mariners MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners MLS Soccer Real Salt Lake at Seattle Sounders FC. From Centu- Trade Center collapse, photogra- ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame ryLink Field in Seattle. pher Andrea Booher took thousands SPEED 58 53 My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride NASCAR Victory Lane The Grid Formula 1 Debrief Formula One Racing of pictures of the rescue and recov- ››› ’ ››› ’ ery operation. In this powerful new SPIKE 69 38 “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004, Action) Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen. documentary, airing without com- SYFY 43 40 (5:00) Ogre “Yeti”› (2008) Peter DeLuise, Carly Pope. Å “Jabberwock” (2011) Tahmoh Penikett. Premiere. “Cyclops”›› (2008) Eric Roberts. Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of “Miss Congeniality”›› (2000) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. A clumsy FBI (:25) “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”›› mercials, Booher tracks down some TBS 33 10 of the people she photographed and Queens ’ Queens ’ agent goes under cover at a beauty pageant. Å (2005) Sandra Bullock, Regina King. Å asks them to share their stories 10 “Loneliness- “The Innocents”›››› (1961, Horror) Deborah Kerr, Martin “Dead of Night”›››‡ (1945, Horror) Mervyn Johns, Michael “Shake Hands With the Devil”››› TCM 51 26 years later. They include a firefighter Run” Stephens, Pamela Franklin. Premiere. Redgrave, Roland Culver. Å (1959, Drama) James Cagney. Å searching for his friend, a teenager TLC 42 41 Lottery-Life Lottery Changed My Life Flight-Watched 9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor ’ Å Flight-Watched 9/11 mourning her stepfather and a monk TNT 36 42 “The Pelican Brief”››› (1993, Suspense) Julia Roberts. Å “The Terminal”››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. Å (:45) “Almost Famous” ministering to the dead. TOON 63 33 Adventure “Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009) Premiere. Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) 10 p.m. on ANPL TRVL 59 48 David B. David Blaine: Magic Man Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. Bad Dog! TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond Cesar Millan and Victoria Stilwell (:00) NCIS NCIS The body of a sailor is NCIS A fellow NCIS agent is NCIS A Marine explosives NCIS Navy SEAL’s death was NCIS “Hung Out to Dry” ’ Å Action USA 45 15 must be horrified. On their shows, “Enigma” found. ’ Å found murdered. Å expert disappears. Å murder. ’ Å Sports ’ misbehaving dogs are taught to VS. 47 422 (4:30) College Football Utah at USC. Bull Riding PBR Milwaukee Invitational. World Extreme Cagefi ghting Paid Prog. behave. Not on this series, which WE 185 120 Downsized Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å “Steel Magnolias”››› (1989) Sally Field, Dolly Parton. is basically a showcase for mis- WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ How I Met South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Enthusiasm Entourage South Park chievous pets of all species whose (:15) “Home Alone”››› (1990) Macaulay “Anger Management”›› (2003, Comedy) Adam Sandler, (9:50) “Undercover Brother”››› (2002, (:20) “Law Abiding owners love them in spite of it all. ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ›‡ ’ Å The new episode “Bad to the Bone” Culkin, Joe Pesci. Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei. Comedy) Eddie Griffi n. Citizen” (2009) features a dog who fetches the “Devil”›› (2010, Horror) Chris Messina, “127 Hours”›››‡ (2010, Drama) James Face Off, 24/7 May- Boxing Yuriorkis Gamboa vs. Daniel Ponce de Leon, Feather- HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å mail, then shreds it; a monkey who Logan Marshall-Green. Franco. Premiere. Max weather weights. (N Same-day Tape) “A Single (:15) “The Switch”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer The Love We Make (iTV) Paul McCartney Strikeforce World Heavyweight Grand Prix: Barnett steals sweets and throws them at SHO 600 660 his owners if they object; and a dog Man”››› Aniston, Jason Bateman. iTV. ’ Å Sept. 11 benefi t concert. (N) vs. Kharitonov (N Same-day Tape) who insists on honking the horn (5:25) “Remember Me”›› (:20) “Abandon”›‡ (2002) Katie Holmes, “Detention”›› (2010, Horror) David Car- “Forget Me Not” (2010) Gemma Jones, Tobias (12:15) TMC 620 690 when he goes for rides. (2010) ’ Å Benjamin Bratt. ’ Å radine, Rachel Sterling. Premiere. Menzies. Premiere. ’ Å “Detention” Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 11

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) 9/11: America Remembers Scott Pelley reports from ground zero. Face the Nation To Be Announced The NFL Today (N) (Live) Å NFL Football Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens. From M&T Bank Stadium 4 8 KPIC (N) (Live) (N) Å in Baltimore. (N) (Live) Å 4.2/This TV Sonic the Sonic Under- Evolut Stargate Infi n- Magi-Nation Å Highway Patrol Highway Patrol “Love Is a Ball”›› (1963, Comedy) Glenn Ford, Hope Lange, Charles Boyer. A matchmaker’s “One, Two, 292 KPIC Hedgehog ground Å ity ’ Å (DVS) plans for an heiress go hopelessly awry. Å Three”››› 5/NBC (:00) 9/11... America Remembers Reports from ground zero. (N) ’ (Live) Å Wall Street Homes & Great Paid Program Paid Program Rugby IRB World Cup 2011: Ireland vs. United States. From New Plymouth, 5 5 KOBI Journal Rpt. Estates N.Z. (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å 8/PBS (:00) Need to Franny’s Feet Å Betsy’s Kinder- Wild Animal Mister Rogers’ WordGirl Å The Electric Country Pop Legends (My Music) Country and pop charts. ’ Å Grand Canyon Serenade Visual 8 KSYS Know Å (DVS) garten Neighborhood (DVS) Company tour of the Grand Canyon. 9/ABC (:00) Good Morning America Reports from ground zero. (N) (Live) Å A Nation Remembers: Story of Today’s Hom- Paid Program Paid Program XTERRA Adven- Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å 9 4 KEZI the Pentagon Memorial eowner tures 25/MYTV (Off Air) Paid Program Armando Truth in Action Word & Spirit Betty Snowden Paid Program Armando Key of David The Real Win- Teen Kids Whacked Out 11 12 KEVU Montelongo Ministries Church Montelongo ning Edge (EI) News Å Sports ’ Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to Battles of Faith GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His It Is Written Generation of Youth for Christ 30/IND 21 Face Word Canada 33/FOX (Off Air) Kingdom of God Paid Program Paid Program FOX News Sunday With Chris FOX NFL Sunday (N) ’ (Live) Å NFL Football Regional Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å 13 11 KLSR Wallace (Left in Progress) (N) 46/NBC (:00) 9/11... America Remembers Reports from ground zero. (N) ’ (Live) Å 9/11: Rising American Chris Matthews Show Acne Rugby IRB World Cup 2011: Ireland vs. United States. From New Plymouth, 6 KTCW Above Å Latino TV Å Show Who’s Boss N.Z. (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å 51/PBS Allen Smith’s Betsy’s Kinder- Angelina Bal- Mister Rogers’ Curious George 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. Joel Fuhrman’s The Amen Solution -- Thinner, Smarter, Happier With Dr. Daniel 7 KOAC Garden Home garten lerina: Next Neighborhood ’ (EI) health plan. ’ Å Amen Brain patterns and losing weight. ’ Å New Math, Paid Program The Steam “Flight 93”››‡ (2006) Jeffrey Nordling, Ty Olsson. Passengers revolt against (8:46) 102 Minutes That Changed America Terrorist (:28) “Big”››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth A&E 24 23 New Mind Station terrorist hijackers on Sept. 11. Å attack. Å Perkins, Robert Loggia. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Thin in 30! 90 Days! Sunday Mass Boy World Boy World “My Girl”››› (1991, Drama) Anna Chlumsky, Macaulay Culkin. “My Girl 2”››‡ (1993) Anna Chlumsky. (4:00) “Blood Mad Men “Maidenform” Don and Mad Men “The Gold Violin” Don buys Mad Men Peggy contributes on a “JFK”›››‡ (1991, Drama) Kevin Costner, Sissy Spacek, Joe Pesci. New Orleans DA Jim Garrison sees assassination AMC 68 24 on the Arrow” Duck try to make peace. a new car. Å church project. Å conspiracy. Å ANPL 49 47 Encounters Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 Meet the Komondor. Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Real Housewives/Beverly CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Sexy Face Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. 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DISN 37 21 Å ’ Å Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse ’ Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Charlie Å “Give It Up” “replicANT” “Coco Jones” E! 57 25 Shark Vacuum Paid Program Meaningful Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex and the City Å (:00) Outside the Sports Report- SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) Å College Football Final Å 30 for 30 ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter (N) Lines (N) ers (N) Å ESPN2 27 49 NFL Matchup SportsCenter (N) Å Outside Lines Reporters SportsCenter Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Women’s Doubles Final. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 FOX, Friends America’s Newsroom (N) Happening Now (N) America Live (N) FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Brian Boitano Dessert First Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Money Saving Hungry Girl Guy’s Big Bite Barbecue Sand. King FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Smarter Smarter “Meet Dave”›› (2008) Eddie Murphy, Elizabeth Banks. “Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who!”››› (2008) Jim Carrey. (:00) “The Black Rose”››‡ (1950) Tyrone Power. A Saxon and a bowman “Son of Fury”››‡ (1942) Tyrone Power, Gene Tierney. Cheated 1700s duke “100 Rifl es”››‡ (1969) Jim Brown, Raquel Welch. An Arizona lawman is “Blood FXM 44 join a warlord going to see Kublai Khan. Å fi nds Polynesia fortune and returns. Å caught in the Yaqui-Mexican confl ict. Å Feud”››› HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Outdoor Room Curb/Block Professional Holmes Inspection Å Decked Out Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Room Cr. HIST 41 34 Paid Program Take It Off! 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Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order “Sideshow” ’ Law & Order “Girlfriends” ’ Law & Order “Bad Faith” ’ Law & Order “Causa Mortis” Law & Order “Marathon” ’ Law & Order “Bodies” ’ TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Destroy Build Hole in Wall Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes “Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends” Tom and Jerry TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Paid Program Border Patrol Border Patrol Bourdain: No Reservations The Wild Within “Scotland” Bourdain: No Reservations Conqueror Sand Masters TVLND 53 28 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny (:44) The Nanny Å The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home Internet Riches! Monk A famous daredevil is Monk’s Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å Necessary Roughness A media NCIS The team probes a cryptogra- NCIS “Marine Down” Widow gets a USA 45 15 archrival. Å mogul’s lifestyle. Å pher’s death. ’ Å call from her husband. VS. 47 422 Territories Primal Quest H. Parker 3-D Wild Skies North-Alaska Out. Secrets NA Hunter Goin’ Country Ammo FLW Outdoors Bass Fishing Retriever WE 185 120 Meaningful Paid Program Paid Program My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Bridezillas “Gloria & Tricia” Bridezillas “Tricia & Danyelle” WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å (4:35) “FX2”››› (1991, Action) “The Flintstones”››‡ (1994, Comedy) John Goodman, (:05) “Nothing but Trouble”›› (1991, Comedy) (:40) “Zombieland”››› (2009, Comedy) Woody (:10) “Navy SEALS”››‡ (1990) ENC 642 710 Bryan Brown. ’ Å Elizabeth Perkins. ’ Å Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd. ’ Å Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. ’ Å Charlie Sheen. ’ Å (4:05) “Psy- (5:55) Nine Innings From (:15) In Memoriam: New York City, 9/11/01 A (:45) Beyond 911: Portraits of (:45) Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training Boxing HBO 500 600 cho”›› ’ Ground Zero ’ Å record of the tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001. ’ Resilience ’ Å Camps Celebrating 10 years of the series. ’ (:20) “First Circle” (2010, Docu- (:35) “Raising Genius” (2004, Comedy-Drama) Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NASCAR “Drones”››‡ (2010) Jonathan M. Woodward, Angela (:15) “Fanboys”›› (2008) Sam SHO 600 660 mentary) iTV. Å Wendie Malick, Justin Long. iTV. ’ Å (iTV) Bettis. iTV Premiere. ’ Å Huntington. iTV. ’ Å “Smile”›› (2005, Drama) Mika Boorem. Premiere. A high schooler befriends (:20) “Benji the Hunted”››‡ (1987) Red Steagall, (8:50) “Spy Hard”›› (1996, (:15) “Houseguest”›‡ (1995) Sinbad, Phil Hartman. A con artist fi nds TMC 620 690 a teen who has a facial deformity. ’ Å Nancy Francis. Premiere. ’ Å Comedy) Leslie Nielsen. ’ refuge in the home of a suburban family. ’ Å Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 11

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS NFL Football Pittsburgh Steelers at 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s Final. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) Å Inside the PAC Awesome Horseland “Fast Horseland ’ CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC Baltimore Ravens. (N) Adventures (EI) Friends” (EI) Å News/Mitchell 4.2/This TV (11:30) “One, Two, Three”››› (1961) James Cagney. A cola executive “Teen Wolf”›› (1985) Michael J. Fox, James Hampton. A family curse turns “Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London”›› (2004) Frankie Muniz. Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC chaperons his boss’s daughter in Germany. a high-school student into a werewolf. Å A CIA agent must recover mind-control software. “Talion” ’ 5/NBC Rugby IRB World Cup 2011: Ireland Toyota Chal- Action Sports From Salt Lake City. (N) ’ (Live) Å 6 Week Body Paid Program Football Night in America (N) (:15) NFL Football Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets. 5 5 KOBI vs. United States. ’ lenge Makeover ’ (Live) Å (N) ’ (Live) Å 8/PBS Love Me Tender -- The Love Songs of Elvis Elvis Presley recorded many Ethan Bortnick and His Musical Victor Borge: 100 Years of Music & Laughter! Rick Steves’ Mediterranean Mosaic Southern Greece, Turkey and Croatia. 8 KSYS love songs. ’ Å Time Machine ’ Å Borge’s funniest and most memorable skits. ’ Å 9/ABC Paid Program Paid Program Judge Judy Judge Joe ABC Fall Pre- XTERRA Adven- Paid Program Paid Program Extra ’ Å News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å Brown Å view 2011 tures News 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads Armando Answer to Armando Paid Program The Crook and Chase Show New Hope Fellowship From Green Science New Adv./Old Ugly Betty ’ Å 11 12 KEVU ’ Å Montelongo Addiction Montelongo (N) ’ Å Calvary Satellite Network. Oregon Christine Body & Spirit Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Jesus Made 33/FOX (10:00) NFL Football Regional NFL Football Regional Coverage. Minnesota Vikings at San Diego Chargers or New York Giants at Washington Redskins or Carolina The OT (N) ’ Homes & Land The Offi ce ’ Å Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å Panthers at Arizona Cardinals or Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers. (N) Å (Live) Å TV Men ’ 46/NBC Rugby IRB World Cup 2011: Ireland Toyota Chal- Action Sports From Salt Lake City. (N) ’ (Live) Å CW 2011 Fall NBC Nightly Football Night in America (N) (:15) NFL Football Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets. 6 KTCW vs. United States. ’ lenge Preview News (N) ’ ’ (Live) Å (N) ’ (Live) Å 51/PBS Nikolai Baskov: Romantic Journey The Russian tenor Les Misérables 25th Anniversary Concert at the O2 Silver anniversary of the musical. ’ Å ADD and Loving It?! Challenges of ADD and ADHD; Country Pop 7 KOAC performs. ’ Å adult ADD. ’ Å Legends (10:28) (:45) “Scent of a Woman”›››‡ (1992, Drama) Al Pacino, Chris O’Donnell, James Rebhorn. A blind man introduces a student to life’s Criminal Minds A child is abducted Criminal Minds “In Heat” J.J. meets Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 “Big”››› pleasures. Å at a mall. ’ Å a colleague. ’ Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 My Girl 2 “Step Up 2 the Streets”››‡ (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan. “Stick It”›› (2006) Jeff Bridges, Missy Peregrym. “The Princess Diaries”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews. (9:00) “JFK”›››‡ (1991, Drama) “The Peacemaker”›› (1997, Action) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. A scientist and a soldier seek “Pearl Harbor”›› (2001, War) Ben Affl eck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. Best friends become AMC 68 24 Kevin Costner. Å stolen nuclear weapons. Å fi ghter pilots and romantic rivals in 1941. Å ANPL 49 47 Wild Kingdom ’ Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked “Brett Takes a Dive” Tanked “Be Cool” ’ Å Tanked A Feng Shui tank. ’ Handfi shin’ BRAVO 62 46 Flipping Out “Substitutes” Flipping Out Å Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Healthy Hair Paid Program Riches! Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Diabetes Life Wall Street How I, Millions How I, Millions Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Beyond Brave COM 64 98 Fired Up›‡ Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. Å “Balls of Fury”›› (2007) Dan Fogler. Å CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont “An American Affair”›‡ (2009, Drama) Gretchen Mol. Å “King Kong”›››‡ (2005) Naomi Watts. A beauty tames a savage beast. Smash Cuts Smash Cuts One Man Army Marine; police; Surviving the Cut Enduring a week Swamp Broth- Swamp Broth- Swamp Broth- Swamp Broth- Swamp Broth- Swamp Broth- Wild Pacifi c The volcanos of the Wild Pacifi c DISC 34 30 Army offi cer; pilot. ’ Å of non-stop missions. ’ ers ’ Å ers ’ Å ers ’ Å ers ’ Å ers ’ Å ers ’ Å Pacifi c Ocean. ’ Å ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Å Phineas and Fish Hooks Å Fish Hooks Å Good Luck Good Luck So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Hook It Up” “Start It Up” Ferb Å Charlie Å Charlie Å ’ Å E! 57 25 E! News (N) Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian “The Wedding Planner”›› (11:00) 30 for 30 E:60 (N) E:60 (N) E:60 (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at New York Mets. From Citi ESPN 28 31 Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Live) ESPN2 27 49 2011 Walker Cup Highlights From Aberdeen, Scotland. (N) NHRA Drag Racing Drag Racing E:60 Baseball Tonight (N) Å Basketball FNC 32 27 9/11: Timeline of Terror Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith 9/11: Timeline of Terror Rise Freedom FOOD 72 50 Chopped Champions Restaurant: Impossible Food Food Food Food Food Food Cupcake Wars “Surf’s Up!” Sugar High FX 31 45 “Alvin and the Chipmunks”›› (2007, Comedy) Jason Lee. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa”››› (2008) Chris Rock “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Hugh Laurie X-Men: Last (11:30) “Blood Feud”››› (1983, Drama) Robert Blake, Cotter Smith, Edward Albert. Jimmy Hoffa and Robert “Popeye Doyle”››‡ (1986, Crime Drama) Ed O’Neill. New York detectives “The Verdict”›››‡ (1982, Drama) Paul Newman, FXM 44 Kennedy fi ght a decade-long battle. Å link call girl’s OD to Mideast power play. Å Charlotte Rampling. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place Property Property Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent ’ House HIST 41 34 (11:30) Countdown to Ground Zero Å 9/11 State of Emergency Interviews about Sept. 11 attacks. Hotel Ground Zero Å The Man Who Predicted 9/11 The Day the Towers Fell HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “The Wish List” (2010) Jennifer Esposito, David Sutcliffe. Å “William & Catherine: A Royal Romance” (2011) Å “Always and Forever” (2009, Romance) Å ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. Name Is Earl Name Is Earl “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps”›› (2000) Eddie Murphy. “The Rundown”››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 “August Rush”›› (2007, Drama) Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell. Å “Raising Helen”›› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. Å “Fool’s Gold”›‡ (2008) Kate Hudson Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Meet the Press Å MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Documentary MTV 26 17 Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom “Stay With Me” ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom ’ NAT GEO 73 Giuliani’s 9/11 G. Bush: The 9/11 Interview Inside 9/11: War on America Investigation of events. Inside 9/11: Zero Hour Inside 9/11 NICK 71 39 Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins OXY 61 Snapped Eric McLean. Å Snapped “Kelly Forbes” Snapped “Tracie Andrews” Snapped “Karen Tobie” Snapped “Diane Fleming” Snapped “Michelle Hall” Snapped Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- Boys in the Hall College Football Hawaii at Washington. ROOT 38 99 Access (N) Pregame (Live) game (Live) SPEED 58 53 The Day Monterey Reunion Formula One Racing Italian Grand Prix. SPEED Center (N) (Live) NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar “Kill Bill: Vol. 1”››› (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. ’ “Kill Bill: Vol. 2”››› (2004, Action) Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen. ’ SYFY 43 40 “Tin Man”›› (1981, Drama) (Part 2 of 3) Timothy Bottoms. “Tin Man”›› (1981) (Part 3 of 3) Timothy Bottoms. Å “Alice” (2009) (Part 1 of 2) Caterina Scorsone, Kathy Bates. Alice (2009) (11:00) MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Milwaukee Brewers. From Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends Living “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”›› (2005, Comedy) “Miss Congeni- TBS 33 10 Miller Park in Milwaukee. (N) (Live) Å arrangements. Sandra Bullock, Regina King, Enrique Murciano. ality”›› (11:30) “The Clock”››› (1945) (:15) “Annie Hall”›››› (1977) Woody Allen, Diane Keaton. A New York “On the Town”›››› (1949) Gene Kelly, Ann Miller. Three sailors on leave “Casablanca”›››› (1942, Drama) Humphrey Bogart, TCM 51 26 Judy Garland. Å comic struggles with an on-and-off romance. Å search for a subway poster girl. Å (DVS) Ingrid Bergman. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Big Sexy ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ TNT 36 42 Law & Order “Rapture” ’ “A Perfect Murder”›› (1998) Michael Douglas. Å (:15) “The Pelican Brief”››› (1993, Suspense) Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington. Å The Terminal TOON 63 33 “Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me” Squirrel Squirrel Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball MAD MAD Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Advent. Time Witch Mount TRVL 59 48 RV 2010 Å National Parks Revealed National Parks: Southwest Yellowstone: National Park Earth Wonders “Volume 3” Earth Wonders “Volume 4” Earth TVLND 53 28 (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Extreme Makeover: Home 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:44) Sanford & Son Å NCIS “Pop Life” A female petty offi cer NCIS “Honor Code” An offi cer is NCIS “Escaped” NCIS temporarily NCIS McGee takes things into his own NCIS “Family” Ducky makes a startling NCIS “Lost & Found” A survivalist is NCIS “Silent USA 45 15 is found dead. ’ reported missing. ’ Å reinstates Gibbs. Å hands. ’ Å discovery. ’ Å wanted. ’ Å Night” Å VS. 47 422 World of Adventure Sports ’ To Be Announced Formula D Racer TV Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Bull Riding Bull Riding PBR Milwaukee Invitational. (N) WE 185 120 Bridezillas “Tricia & Danni” Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas “Suzy & Nicole” Bridezillas Suzy loses control. Bridezillas “Brittany & Kim” Bridezillas Å Bridezillas (N) WGN-A 14 “40 Days and 40 Nights”›› (2002) Josh Hartnett. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:10) “Navy SEALS”››‡ (:10) “The Jerk”››‡ (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin. Simpleton leaves home, (2:50) “Death at a Funeral”›› (2010, Comedy) “Get Shorty”›››‡ (1995, Comedy) John Travolta. A sly hoodlum conspires ENC 642 710 (1990) Charlie Sheen. ’ Å invents slip-proof eyeglasses. Å Keith David, Loretta Devine. ’ Å to break into the movie business. ’ Å (11:15) Boxing Yuriorkis Gamboa vs. Daniel Ponce de 24/7 May- “Megamind”››› (2010, Action) Voices of Will Ferrell, Boardwalk Flight of the “Our Family Wedding”›‡ (2010) America Ferrera, Face Off, Max HBO 500 600 Leon, Featherweights. ’ Å weather/Ortiz Brad Pitt, Tina Fey. ’ Å Empire Conchords ’ Forest Whitaker. ’ Å (11:15) “Fanboys”›› (2008) Sam “Letters to Juliet”›› (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. A young “I Hate Valentine’s Day”›‡ (2009) Nia Vardalos, “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani. iTV. A widowed (:15) “The Till- SHO 600 660 Huntington. iTV. ’ Å woman fi nds an old note to someone’s lover. ’ Å John Corbett, Stephen Guarino. iTV. ’ chef fi nds romance with a food critic. man Story” (:05) “(Untitled)”››‡ (2009) Adam Goldberg, Marley (:45) “Cairo Time”››› (2009, Drama) Patricia (:15) “The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding”›› (2006, Romance- “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights”›› (2004, TMC 620 690 Shelton, Eion Bailey. ’ Å Clarkson, Alexander Siddig. ’ Å Comedy) Luke Mably, Kam Heskin. ’ Å Romance) Diego Luna, Romola Garai. ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 23 SUNDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 11 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 1 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å 60 Minutes (N) 9/11: 10 Years Later Marking Sept. 11, 2001. (N) ’ Å The Good Wife “In Sickness” News (N) Å Inside the Paid Pro- 2011 U.S. Open Tennis 4 8 ’ Å KPIC PAC gram A new men’s singles champion 4.2/This TV (:00) Star- Stargate SG-1 Vala’s father “Stargate: Continuum”›› (2008, Science Fiction) Ben Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Don’t Look in the Basement” (1972) “Jinxed!”›› 292 is crowned today at the U.S. Open, KPIC gate SG-1 attempts to trade. ’ Browder, Michael Shanks. Å An inmate takes over the asylum. ’ (1982) which draws to a close after two 5/NBC (5:15) NFL Football Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets. (N) ’ News (N) Light Relief Whacked Law & Order ’ Å News (N) Whacked Missing ’ 5 5 weeks of tennis action. Rafael Nad- KOBI (Live) Å Therapy Out Sports Out Sports (EI) Å al won his ninth Grand Slam title 8/PBS Justin Hines: Days to Recall Folk singer America Remembers Great Performances Performance honors Grand Canyon Serenade Ebert at Frontline ’ 8 and first U.S. Open here last year KSYS Justin Hines performs. ’ Å -- 9/11 (N) ’ Å victims of Sept. 11. (N) ’ Å ’ Å Movie (PA) on the hard courts of USTA Billie 9/ABC News (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home 20/20 ’ Å 20/20 News (N) Å Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Jean King National Tennis Center 9 4 KEZI Videos Å Edition ’ Å gram gram in Flushing, N.Y., defeating Novak 25/MYTV (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters Nora Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Manster” A reporter is turned into a American American The World’s Funniest Mo- (Off Air) Djokovic 6-4, 5-7, 6-4, 6-2. 11 12 Å ’ ’ Å Å Å Å KEVU Betty rekindles a romance. monster. Dad Dad ments 5:15 p.m. on KOBI KMTX (:00) 3ABN Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Windows of Islam & Prophecy Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Life Discov- NFL Football 30/IND 21 Today Hope Recovery ery Series Sunday Night Football kicks off 33/FOX Family Guy How I Met/ How I Met/ The Simp- Family Guy A retelling of In the Flow KVAL News Two and a Ugly Betty “Dress for Success” Scrubs “My 13 11 for 2011 with tonight’s tilt at New KLSR ’ Å Mother Mother sons ’ “Return of the Jedi.” Half Men ’ Å Jiggly Ball” Meadowlands Stadium between 46/NBC (5:15) NFL Football Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets. (N) ’ KMTR News Grey’s Anatomy “Now or Dateline NBC ’ Å News 6 (Live) Å 16 Never” ’ Å the Dallas Cowboys and New York KTCW Jets. The ’Boys are coming off a 51/PBS (:04) Country Pop Legends (My Music) (:04) America Remembers (:04) Great Performances Performance NOVA One World Trade Center. PBS-Prohibi- Trans-Sibe- 7 disastrous season that saw head Country and pop charts. ’ Å -- 9/11 (N) ’ Å honors victims of Sept. 11. (N) Å ’ Å (DVS) tion rian KOAC coach Wade Phillips fired after a 1- (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds Freeway killer Criminal Minds A case in Criminal Minds The BAU goes Criminal Minds “The Eyes Criminal Minds “The Criminal 7 start. They won five of eight after A&E 24 23 nal Minds targets luxury cars. Rossi’s hometown. Å on a manhunt. ’ Have It” ’ Å Performer” ’ Å Minds ’ Jason Garrett took over and hope ABC FAM 40 32 Princess “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”›› (2004) “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. Joel Osteen to build on that this year. The Jets, “Pearl “We Were Soldiers”›››‡ (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Premiere. Breaking Bad “Bug” Skyler’s (:04) Breaking Bad Skyler’s (12:06) The who again came within one game AMC 68 24 Harbor”›› Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. Å mistakes haunt her. mistakes haunt her. Killing ’ of the Super Bowl last year, add ANPL 49 47 Handfi shin’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ (N) Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Handfi shin’ Plaxico Burress as another target for QB Mark Sanchez. BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives CNBC 65 Greed CNBC Titans 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Mob Money: Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed 8 p.m. on KPIC CNN 35 35 Bynd Brve CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers 9/11: 10 Years Later COM 64 98 Balls “Employee of the Month”›› (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook. Å “Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001) Shawn Wayans. Å Tosh.0 Futurama Host Robert De Niro introduces CW 12 14 King Heartland “Cattle Call” “Original Sin”›‡ (2001) Antonio Banderas. Å CW 2011 Browns Cheaters ’ Å Browns events marking the 10th anniver- (:00) Wild Wild Pacifi c Isolated islands Curiosity “What’s Beneath Dinosaur Revolution Dinosaur Revolution “End Curiosity “What’s Beneath Dinosaur sary of the disaster, highlighted by DISC 34 30 Pacifi c ’ have odd creatures. America?” (N) ’ “Survival Tactics” (N) ’ Game” (N) Å America?” Å Revolution interviews with firefighters and film Shake It Good Luck So Random! Good Luck Shake It So Random! A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck So Random! Good Luck Wizards- taken within Ground Zero during DISN 37 21 Up! Å Charlie (N) Å Charlie (N) Up! Å ’ Å Charlie Charlie ’ Å Charlie Place the attacks, including rare footage of the first plane crashing into Tow- E! 57 25 (5:30) “The Wedding Planner”›› Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Fashion Chelsea Lat Kardashian Å Å Å er One of the World Trade Center. (5:00) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at New SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter This new special is a follow-up to ESPN 28 31 York Mets. (Live) Å the 2002 critically acclaimed “9/11” ESPN2 27 49 Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) Basketball Beach Soccer E:60 (N) documentary, also narrated by De FNC 32 27 Rise of Freedom With Shepard Smith Huckabee Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Huckabee Niro, about TriBeca’s Engine 7 Lad- FOOD 72 50 Crave Food Truck Race Cupcake Wars (N) Food Truck Race Iron Chef America Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck der 4 firefighting team. ››‡ ››‡ ››‡ FX 31 45 (:00) “X-Men: The Last Stand” “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009, Action) 8 p.m. on KSYS, 8:04 p.m. on (5:00) “The Verdict”›››‡ “Hoffa”››› (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints “The Verdict”›››‡ (1982) Paul Newman, Charlotte Rampling. A lawyer’s career KOAC FXM 44 Å Å (1982) Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. hinges on a controversial lawsuit. America Remembers — 9/11 Å Å HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Cash & Cari Cash & Cari Holmes Inspection All American Handyman House Hunters Int’l Design Star Handyman This one-hour special commem- Å HIST 41 34 (:32) 9/11: The Days After 9/11 Memorial 102 Minutes That Changed America Witnesses To Be Announced Memorial orates the 10th anniversary of the HLMRK 87 Always an “You Lucky Dog”››‡ (2010) Harry Hamlin Å “The Wish List” (2010) Jennifer Esposito. Å Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2011. ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ The “PBS NewsHour” team will ex- LIFE 23 29 Fool’s Gold “Sister Act”›› (1992) Whoopi Goldberg. Å “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit”›› (1993) Å Movie amine the significance of the day in MSNBC 54 44 Doc MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Meet the Press Å Doc many different communities across MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Mom ’ Å Awkward. Awkward. Ridiculous. the nation, including Hari Sreeniva- san narrating an account of the NAT GEO 73 Inside 9/11 Border Wars (N) Saddam-Terror 9/11: War Continues Border Wars Naked Science Locked Up ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ three major memorial observances NICK 71 39 Penguins iCarly Victorious Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends at Ground Zero, the Pentagon and OXY 61 Snapped Snapped “Erika Sifrit” Snapped Å Snapped (N) Å Snapped Å Snapped Å Snapped in rural Shanksville, Pa. (5:00) College Football Hawaii at Graham MMAthletics MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to World Poker ROOT 38 99 Washington. Bensinger Blackout) Tour: 8 p.m. on HIST Making the 9/11 Memorial SPEED 58 53 W. Tunnel Classic Car Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Trucker GP2 Champ. Series On the 10th anniversary of the SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Bar Rescue “Chumps” Bar Rescue ’ Behind Sept. 11 terror attacks, the 9/11 (:00) “Alice” “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian”››› “Merlin”››› Å SYFY 43 40 (2009) Caterina Scorsone. (2008) Georgie Henley. (1998) Sam Neill. Memorial (called “Reflecting Ab- (:00) “Miss Congeniality”›› (2000) “Legally Blonde”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Reese (:45) “Legally Blonde”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Reese Wither- (:45) “The Women”›› TBS 33 10 Å Å sence”) will at last be unveiled to Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. spoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair. (2008) Meg Ryan. the public. This one-hour documen- (5:00) “Casa- “Mister Roberts”›››‡ (1955) Henry Fonda. Ensign and (:15) “All the Young Men”›› (1960, War) Alan Ladd. “Red River”›››› (1948, Western) John TCM 51 26 Å Å tary, filmed over the course of the blanca” cargo offi cer suffer nit-picking captain. Marines in Korea resent their new leader. Wayne, Montgomery Clift. past year, presents a behind-the- TLC 42 41 Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive World’s Smallest Man (N) Hoarding: Buried Alive Small Man scenes view from conception to TNT 36 42 (:15) “The Terminal”››› (2004) Tom Hanks. Å “Forrest Gump”›››‡ (1994, Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. Å Forrest on-site installation at Ground Zero. TOON 63 33 (:00) “Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ Gumball Looney Delocated Childrens King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Metal Key players share their creative TRVL 59 48 Earth Sand M. Sand M. Truck Stp Truck Stp No Reservation No Reservation Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bourdain journeys, along with the challenge TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All/Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond of translating elegant ideas into (:00) NCIS NCIS Secrets about Gibbs’ past NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in- “The Space Between”››‡ (2010, Drama) (:21) Twin (10:53) “The Space (12:14) Twin reality. USA 45 15 ’ Å are revealed. law. ’ Å Melissa Leo. Premiere. Å Towers (N) Between”››‡ (2010) Towers 10 p.m. on KEZI VS. 47 422 Bull Riding Heads-Up Poker Bull Riding PBR Milwaukee Invitational. Heads-Up Poker Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Knife A Special Edition of 20/20 — WE 185 120 Bridezillas Big Easy Brides (N) Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Bridezillas Remembrance and Renewal: 10 Years After the 9/11 Attacks WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Å Monk Å Monk Å “Veronica Guerin”››‡ (2003) Å ABC’s coverage of the 10th anni- (:20) “The Flintstones”››‡ (1994, Comedy) “Zombieland”››› (2009) Woody Harrelson, (:35) “Death at a Funeral”›› (2010) Keith (:15) “Get Shorty”›››‡ (1995) John ENC 642 710 John Goodman. ’ Å Jesse Eisenberg. ’ Å David, Loretta Devine. ’ Å Travolta, Gene Hackman. ’ Å versary of the 2001 terrorist attacks ›‡ culminates with this hour, which “Jonah Hex” (2010, Action) Josh Brolin, Boardwalk Empire Nucky True Blood Sookie gains Curb Your (:35) Entou- (:10) True Blood Sookie gains (12:10) En- revisits the people, the stories and HBO 500 600 John Malkovich. ’ Å shakes up the status quo. valuable allies. ’ Å Enthusiasm rage Å valuable allies. ’ tourage ’ ›››‡ the images of that day and its (:15) “The Tillman Story” (2010) Dexter (iTV) Dexter discovers a “Rebirth” (2011) iTV Premiere. The lives of fi ve people evolve in The Love We Make (iTV) Paul McCartney aftermath. It includes reports from SHO 600 660 Narrated by Josh Brolin. iTV. ’ possible ally. ’ the years after 9/11. ’ Å Sept. 11 benefi t concert. Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, “Adventures of Power”›› (2008) Ari “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”››‡ (2009, Romance) (:15) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) Kristen Stewart. Bella must TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Katie Couric, Chris Cuomo, Eliza- Gold, Michael McKean. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. choose between Edward and Jacob. beth Vargas and Bob Woodruff. Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 MONDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 12

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show (Season Premiere) News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful (N) ’ Å News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Mannequin: On the “Once Upon a Crime”›‡ (1992, Comedy) John Candy, James Belushi. Lost “How to Beat the High Cost of Living”›› (1979, Comedy) Susan Saint “The Paper Chase”››› (1973) Timothy Bottoms, John 292 KPIC Move”› (1991, Fantasy) Å dog leads to murder mix-up abroad. Å James, Jane Curtin, Jessica Lange. Å Houseman. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Paid Program The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show (Season Premiere) News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI (N) ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Back to School 2011 Health issues The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Intoxicated” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ affecting children. Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In Walking With Health for a Anchors of 30/IND 21 Today Jesus Japanese) Jesus Lifetime Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Proxy Frasier “Decoys” According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Prexy” Å Å Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother “McStroke” ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (Season Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show A KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Premiere) (N) ’ Å Jackie Glass Jackie Glass surprise; Ashton Kutcher. ’ Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry Kimchi Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff This Old House 7 KOAC Chronicles ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Å The First 48 The events after the The First 48 A stabbed woman in Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami Therapist’s daughter is The Sopranos “Kaisha” Tony helps Criminal Minds The BAU interrogates The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 arrest. Å a fi re. Å Hunter Hunter murdered. ’ Å Carmela with her career. a terrorist. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show The Lying Game “Pilot” The Lying Game Lying Game “Pearl Harbor”›› (2001, War) Ben Affl eck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. Best friends become fi ghter pilots and “Marked for Death”›› (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace. A former “We Were Soldiers”›››‡ (2002, War) Mel Gibson, AMC 68 24 romantic rivals in 1941. Å DEA agent tries to stop a Jamaican drug ring. Å Madeleine Stowe. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) ’ Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops Drug squad. Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC The Real Housewives of New York City Å Housewives/NYC CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC Big Mac CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) CNN Tea Party Republican Debate (N) COM 64 98 American Pie Daily Show Colbert Report (:45) “Bachelor Party Vegas”›‡ (2005) Kal Penn. Å RENO 911! (:15) Futurama South Park (:15) Tosh.0 (:45) Scrubs (:15) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å Paid Program The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Gypsy Charro vs. American Chopper “Black Widow” American Chopper Building a bike American Chopper Old-school bike; American Chopper “Never Before Sons of Guns Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Kim Suter. ’ Å bike for Jeanette Lee. the old-fashioned way. ’ Comanche helicopter. ’ Seen Special” ’ Å ’ Å Mickey Mouse Clubhouse “Space Little Einsteins Jungle Junc- Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and So Random! Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Adventure” ’ Å Å tion Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb ’ Å ’ Å “Glitz it Up” E! 57 25 E! News E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) Å NFL Football New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins. From Sun Life Stadium in Miami. (N Subject ESPN 28 31 Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) to Blackout) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Interruption 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (11:00) “Monsters vs. Aliens” “X-Men: The Last Stand”››‡ (2006) Hugh Jackman. “Walk the Line”››› (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon. How I Met (11:00) “The Best Things in Life “The Pleasure Seekers”››‡ (1964) Ann-Margret. A U.S. singer and her “In the Name of Love: A Texas Tragedy”›› (1995, Drama) Laura “River of No Return”››› (1954, Western) Robert FXM 44 Are Free”››‡ (1956) partners eye men in Madrid. Å Leighton, Richard Crenna, Michael Hayden. Å Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. HIST 41 34 Ancient Discoveries Å American Pickers Å Ancient Discoveries Å Ancient Discoveries Å Ancient Discoveries Å Ancient Discoveries Å Ancient Dis. HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Attack” The Waltons “The Legacy” The Waltons “The Outsider” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Steam Station Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Do Over” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files “Kidnapped” Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 True Life ’ Death Valley Death Valley Cuff’d ’ Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Jersey Shore ’ Å The Substitute Parent Control Parent Control ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Cocaine Sub Hunt Secret Service Files Secret Service Files Secret Service Files Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Kissinger Extraordinary Henry Kissinger. (N) NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins of Madagascar iCarly “iPilot” iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å Bad Girls Club English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) TEVA Mountain Games Å LOKAR Car Motorhead Boys in the Hall Graham Mariners All ROOT 38 99 Show Garage TV Bensinger Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Car Crazy On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) The 10 (N) The 10 The Car Show SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Go to Hell” Å (DVS) 1,000 Ways to Die ’ Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 “Powder”››‡ (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen, Sean Patrick Flanery. “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian”››› (2008) Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes. “League-Gentle.” House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:30) “The (:45) “A Man’s Castle”›››‡ (1933, Romance) “Love, Honor and Behave”››‡ (:15) “Bad Boy”››‡ (1949, Drama) Jane Wyatt, Audie Murphy. Delinquents “Don’t Bother to Knock”››› (1952, Drama) Richard TCM 51 26 Expert”›‡ Spencer Tracy, Loretta Young. (1938) are saved at a boys rehabilitation ranch. Å Widmark, Marilyn Monroe. Premiere. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Serrita” A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Jon & Kate Jon & Kate Jon & Kate Jon & Kate Plus 8 ’ Å Jon & Kate Plus 8 ’ Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Blood Is Thicker” Las Vegas “Catch of the Day” Cold Case “Saving Sammy” The Closer Puzzling murder. Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Scrambled” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Looney Tunes TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Extreme Restaurants Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain TVLND 53 28 Bonanza “Sound of Drums” Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza “Erin” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Terminal USA 45 15 “Broad Channel” ’ Å death of a ballerina. ’ Death and dismemberment. ’ “Abel & Willing” ’ Å Friends are being blackmailed. Unit Infant black-marketing. ’ Leave” VS. 47 422 Adv. Sports To Be Announced College Football Talk (N) Pro Football Talk (N) Movie Movie WE 185 120 Amsale Girls Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed Charge. ’ Å Charmed Magical belt. Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine Funny Videos (11:35) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”›‡ (:20) “Father of the Bride Part II”››‡ (1995) Steve (:10) “Casino”›››‡ (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci. A mob employee makes a play (:10) “Field of ENC 642 710 (2009) Hugh Grant. ’ Å Martin, Diane Keaton. ’ Å for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ’ Å Dreams” ’ (:15) “Leap Year”›‡ (2010) Amy Adams, Matthew Goode. A woman travels “Just Wright”››‡ (2010) Queen Latifah. A physical (:45) “The Invention of Lying”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Ricky Gervais. A “Nanny McPhee Returns”››‡ HBO 500 600 to Ireland to propose to her boyfriend. ’ Å therapist falls in love with her patient. writer learns to lie for personal gain. ’ Å (2010) ’ Å (11:45) “The Locksmith” (2010) Anslem Richardson, (:20) “Ed Wood”››› (1994) Johnny Depp, Martin Landau. iTV. Cult fi lm- “Paris, Texas”››› (1984, Drama) Harry Dean Stanton, Nastassja Kinski. iTV. An amnesiac “Push”›‡ SHO 600 660 Ana Reeder. iTV Premiere. maker makes his mark in the ’50s. ’ Å seeks a reunion with his estranged family. ’ Å (2009) iTV. ’ (11:30) “First Born” (2007, (:10) “Flawless”››‡ (2007) Michael Caine. A janitor convinces a frustrated “Blessed & Cursed” (2010, Drama) Damita Haddon. A psalmist dreams of (4:50) “Multiple Sarcasms”›‡ (2010) Timothy Hutton, TMC 620 690 Suspense) Elisabeth Shue. executive to help him steal diamonds. ’ becoming a gospel singer. ’ Å Mira Sorvino. Premiere. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 12 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 9 a.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- How I Met/ How I Met/ Two and a Mike & Hawaii Five-0 “Oia’i’o” Wo News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Anderson 4 8 ’ Å Å KPIC Fortune tion (N) Mother Mother Half Men Molly Fat targets the Five-0. David Letterman That’s Anderson as in Cooper. 4.2/This TV (5:00) “The Paper “The Phantom of the Opera”››› (1943, Horror) Claude “The Paper Chase”››› (1973) Timothy Bottoms. A fi rst-year law student dates “Blueberry 292 The CNN host (“Anderson Cooper KPIC Chase”››› (1973) Rains, Nelson Eddy, Susanna Foster. his toughest professor’s daughter. Å Hill”›› 360”) and “60 Minutes” contributor 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider America’s Got Talent ’ Å The 2011 Miss Universe Pageant Women vie for the crown. News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 ventures into the world of daytime KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å talk with this new syndicated offering. 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å The Amen Solution -- Thinner, Smarter, Happier With Will Rogers and American Politics Will Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 He’s hoping to use the show to shed KSYS Dr. Daniel Amen ’ Å Rogers’ impact on politics. Å Now! light on important issues such as bul- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Bachelor Pad (Season Finale) (N) ’ Å Castle Hit man escapes during News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- lying, but don’t rule out some lighter 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å a court hearing. line (N) mel Live ’ topics and celebrity visits as well. 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show (Season Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal My Name Is Everybody Divorce 11 12 Å ’ Å Å Å 4 p.m. on ESPN KEVU 700 Club Premiere) (N) Intent Political martyr. Intent “Kissinger” Earl Hates Chris Court NFL Football Anchors of Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the Battles of Windows of 30/IND 21 Truth Book Faith Hope ESPN’s Monday Night Football begins its 2011 regular-season 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Hell’s Kitchen “5 Chefs Hell’s Kitchen Chefs face a Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men Compete” ’ (PA) Å grueling dinner service. 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ schedule with a doubleheader. First up, Tom Brady and the New 46/NBC News News Are You America’s Got Talent ’ Å The 2011 Miss Universe Pageant Women vie for the crown. News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 England Patriots head to Sun Life KTCW Special Smarter? (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å Stadium to take on their AFC East 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å The Ed Sullivan Comedy Special Comedy legends. ’ Å The Amen Solution -- Thinner, Smarter, Happier With Country Pop 7 Business Dr. Daniel Amen ’ Å rivals the Miami Dolphins. The sec- KOAC ond game has AFC West foes in (:00) The The First 48 A stabbed woman Hoarders A house is fi lled with Hoarders “Becky; Clare” Å Intervention “Jeanna” (N) Å Intervention “Richard” Å (12:01) action as the Oakland Raiders visit A&E 24 23 First 48 in a fi re. Å home recordings. Hoarders Denver’s INVESCO Field at Mile ABC FAM 40 32 Lying Game The Lying Game The Lying Game (N) “Cyberbully” (2011) Emily Osment, Kelly Rowan. The 700 Club Å Whose? High to take on the Broncos. (5:00) “We Were Soldiers”›››‡ (2002, “Rocky”›››› (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. A heavyweight “Rocky II”››› (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, AMC 68 24 Å Å Å 8 p.m. on KEZI War) Mel Gibson. champ gives a club fi ghter a title shot. Burgess Meredith. Bachelor Pad ANPL 49 Monsters Killer Outbreaks (N) ’ Killer Outbreaks (N) ’ Killer Outbreaks (N) ’ My First Kill Killer Outbreaks Å Outbreaks 47 Were you placing bets on who’d BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/NJ Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Housewives be voted out, who’d hook up and CNBC 65 Big Mac American Greed Mad Money Biography on CNBC Big Mac: Inside Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. who’d be the last one standing? CNN 35 35 Tea Party Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tea Party Republican Debate (N) Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tea Party Republican Debate (N) You’ll get the answer to that third COM 64 98 (:45) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”››› (2005) Steve Carell. Å Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy question in tonight’s season finale CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Gaga by Gaultier (N) ’ Å CW 2011 Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park of the reality series, which added Cash Cab American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior Swamp Swamp American Chopper: Senior Swamp all the backstabbing of “Big Brother” DISC 34 30 ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior (N) Å Brothers ’ Brothers ’ vs. Junior ’ Å Brothers ’ to the romantic drama of the “Bach- Good Luck Shake It Wizards- Good Luck “Snow White and the Seven (:05) So Good Luck Wizards- Wizards- Wizards- elor” and “Bachelorette” franchises. DISN 37 21 Charlie Up! Å Place Charlie Dwarfs”›››› (1937, Fantasy) Å Random! ’ Charlie Place Place Place Chris Harrison hosts. E! 57 25 E! Special E! News Sex-City Sex-City E! Special Fashion The Soup Chelsea Lat E! News 8 p.m. on ABC FAM NFL Football (:15) NFL Football Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos. From INVESCO Field at Mile High in Denver. (N Subject to SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL Prime- The Lying Game ESPN 28 31 Blackout) (Live) Time (N) With the approach of Homecom- ESPN2 27 49 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) Å Baseball Tonight (N) Football NFL Films College Football BYU at Texas. ing, Emma (Alexandra Chando) FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye comes to a realization about her new FOOD 72 50 Diners Diners Diners Diners Crave (N) Diners Diners Best Thing Sugar High Challenge Diners life as twin sister Sutton: This is the FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “The Incredible Hulk”››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. “The Incredible Hulk”››› (2008) life she’s always dreamed of, and it “River of No “River of No Return”››› (1954, Western) Robert Mitchum, “The Crucible”››› (1996) Daniel Day-Lewis, Winona Ryder. Hysterical girls “In the Name of Love: A no longer feels as if she’s posing as FXM 44 Return” Marilyn Monroe, Rory Calhoun. Å accuse their fellow Puritans of witchery. Å Texas Tragedy”›› someone else. Helen Slater, Andy Buckley and Blair Radford also star HGTV 50 43 Income Hunters Int’l House House Hunters Int’l Design Star (N) Å Showhouse Showdown House Hunters Int’l Design Star in the new episode “Over Exposed.” HIST 41 34 Ancient Dis. American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers (N) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot Å Pawn Stars HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls 8 p.m. on CW Gaga by Gaultier ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å LIFE 23 29 Mysteries To Be Announced To Be Announced “The Perfect Roommate” (2011) Boti Bliss. Å The Protector “Ghosts” Perfect Now here’s a summit to see if ever MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word there was one. In this new special, platinum-selling pop star and eccen- MTV 26 ’70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Jersey Shore ’ Å Fantasy Fantasy Ridiculous. Death Cuff’d (N) Ridiculous. Death 17 tric fashion icon Lady Gaga meets NAT GEO 73 Kissinger State Dept. Kissinger Extraordinary Henry Kissinger. State Dept. Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Science with the legendary Jean Paul Gaultier ’ ’ NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George Friends Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George at the designer’s atelier in Paris, where OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Hair Battle Spectacular (:01) The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls they discuss her rise to fame, her rela- Mariners MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Yankees at tionship with her fans, the dominating ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners hand with which she maintains her SPEED 58 53 The Car Dumbest Dumbest The 10 The 10 The Car Show “Prove It” Dumbest Dumbest NASCAR Race Hub Lucas Oil image and marketing, her love for SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die fashion and art, and more. SYFY 43 40 “League of Extra. Gentlemen” Eureka “One Small Step” Warehouse 13 (N) Å Alphas “Blind Spot” (N) Eureka “One Small Step” Warehouse 9 p.m. on KOBI KMTX The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan (N) Å The Offi ce The 2011 Miss Universe Pageant TBS 33 10 ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Queens “Diwali” News anchor Natalie Morales “Niagara”››› (1953, Suspense) Marilyn Monroe, Joseph “The Prince and the Showgirl”››› (1957, Comedy) “The Misfi ts”››› (1961) Clark Gable. A divorcee and an TCM 51 26 Å (“Today”) and talk show host Andy Cotten, Jean Peters. Marilyn Monroe, Laurence Olivier. older cowboy become mismatched lovers. Cohen (“Watch What Happens: TLC 42 41 Kate Plus 8 ’ Å Kate Plus 8 Kate Plus 8 ’ Å Kate Plus 8 “The Finale” Extreme Extreme Kate Plus 8 ’ Å Kate Plus 8 Live”) host this year’s event from TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Refuge” The Closer “Star Turn” The Closer (N) Å Rizzoli & Isles (N) Å The Closer Å Rizzoli Sao Paulo, Brazil. Contestants rep- TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken resent about 90 countries and com- TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain pete in three categories: swimsuit, TVLND 53 28 Sanford All/Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne evening gown and interview. (:00) NCIS NCIS “Heart Break” Navy NCIS A missing political refugee WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) Suits Harvey goes against Law & 9:16 p.m. on CW USA 45 15 ’ Å commander’s death. ’ from Africa. ’ the new DA. Order: SVU The CW 2011 Fall Preview VS. 47 422 (:00) Movie Movie World Extreme Cagefi ghting Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Prostate Special WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Amazing Wedding Cakes Wedding Maggie Q (“Nikita”) and Kristoffer WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos ’Til Death Polaha of the new series “Ringer” host this new special offering a (:10) “Field of Dreams”›››‡ (1989, “Austin Powers in Goldmember”››‡ (:40) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”›‡ (2009) “Heartbreak Ridge”››‡ ENC 642 710 Fantasy) Kevin Costner. ’ Å (2002) Mike Myers. ’ Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker. ’ Å (1986) ’ peek at the network’s new and re- ››‡ turning series. In addition to “Ring- (5:30) “Nanny McPhee 24/7 May- Mel Brooks and Dick “Conviction” (2010) Hilary Swank. A woman earns a law Boxing Yuriorkis Gamboa vs. Daniel Ponce de er,” a thriller starring Sarah Michelle HBO 500 600 Returns”››‡ (2010) weather Cavett Together Again degree to free her brother from prison. Leon, Featherweights. Å ›‡ Gellar, the new arrivals include the (:00) “Push” (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota “Rebirth” (2011, Documentary) iTV. The lives of fi ve people Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C “Mari- reality series “H8R,” the teen witch SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å Å ’ ’ Å Å gold”›› Fanning. iTV. evolve in the years after 9/11. (N) (iTV) (N) (iTV) drama “The Secret Circle” and the “Holy Rollers”››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg, “Pitch Black”››‡ (2000) Radha Mitchell. Vicious creatures “High Life” (2009) Timothy Olyphant. Four “Ticked-Off Trannies With TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å dramedy “Hart of Dixie.” All but Justin Bartha. stalk the survivors of a spaceship crash. junkies plan to rob a bank. Knives” (2010) “Hart” premiere this week. 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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Journey to the Seventh “Invisible Invaders”›‡ (1959, Science Fiction) John “Topkapi”›››› (1964, Suspense) Melina Mercouri, Peter Ustinov. A woman and her lover “Colors”››› (1988) Sean Penn. An elite police unit is 292 KPIC Planet”›‡ (1962) Agar, Jean Byron. Å conspire to steal a priceless dagger. Å assigned to control gang violence. 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Eat Yourself Paid Program The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Skinny! News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) “Bass Class” (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson Cooper 360 Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Night” Serial rapist. ’ lywood (N) ’ Body & Spirit In Search of 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Truth Jesus Praise 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Door Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Jam” Å Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting and Sweet Life With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Ask This Old 7 KOAC Travel Chris Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) “Bass Class” Company Ruffman House Å The First 48 Brutal double homicide. Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami “Raging Cannibal” The Sopranos Traveling to the Criminal Minds “Sex, Birth, Death” The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 Å minator minator Hunter Hunter Murder in the Everglades. ’ Adirondacks. ’ Å Possible serial killer. ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos “We Were Soldiers”›››‡ (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Outnumbered U.S. troops “Rocky”›››› (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. A heavyweight “Rocky II”››› (1979) Sylvester AMC 68 24 battle the North Vietnamese. Å champ gives a club fi ghter a title shot. Å Stallone. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) ’ Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops Offi cer Sherwood. I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Gadgets” Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Flipping Out “Substitutes” Flipping Out Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Rachel Zoe CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) CNBC Titans “Quincy Jones” 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Bachelor Daily Show Colbert Report (:45) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”››› (2005) Steve Carell, Paul Rudd. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Indian Motorcycles American Chopper A motorcycle to American Chopper New York City’s American Chopper A chopper American Chopper Lance Sons of Guns Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 of the 1940s. ’ Å honor New York heroes. fi refi ghters. ’ Å tribute to Lance Armstrong. ’ Armstrong’s bike. ’ Å ’ Å “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”›››› Mickey Mouse Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and Fish Hooks Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 (1937) Voices of Adriana Caselotti. Å Clubhouse Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “Match It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Sex & the City Sex & the City E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Rise Up (Season Premiere) (N) 2011 World Series of Poker Main World, Poker ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Event. From Las Vegas. ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å Around/Horn Interruption NFL Live (N) Å Hey Rookie, Welcome/NFL NFL Greatest FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 X-Files “Hollywood Homicide”›› (2003, Action) Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men (11:00) “The Games”››‡ (1970) “Harry and Tonto”›››‡ (1974, Drama) Art Carney. A 72-year-old man “Breaking Away”›››› (1979) Dennis Christopher. Four high-school “The Crucible”››› (1996, Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, FXM 44 Michael Crawford. makes a cross-country trip with his cat. Å graduates ponder their uncertain futures. Å Winona Ryder, Paul Scofi eld. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Property HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Einstein The physicist formulates the theory of relativity. Å Violent Earth: Nature’s Fury: New England’s Killer Hurricane Marvels HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Torch” The Waltons “The Tailspin” The Waltons “Founders’ Day” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy “Save Me” Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ True Life ’ True Life ’ Ridiculous. Ridiculous. The Substitute ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force Frontier Force “Trailer Tricks” Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob Bucket The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly “iKiss” iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Bad Girls Club (11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Borussia Dortmund vs. Arsenal. The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Seahawks All ROOT 38 99 (N) (Live) Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Pass Time SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Stargate SG-1 “Orpheus” ’ Star Trek: Next Generation House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:00) “You Can’t Take It With (:15) “George Washington Slept Here”››› (1942, Comedy) Jack “Act One”››‡ (1963, Biography) George Hamilton, Jason Robards. The lure “Young Man With a Horn”›››‡ (1950, Drama) Kirk TCM 51 26 You”›››› (1938) Benny. City folk move into a dilapidated farmhouse. Å of theater life overwhelms a Jewish boy. Douglas, Lauren Bacall. Å TLC 42 41 Big Sexy ’ Å A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Moriah” Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “Static” ’ Å The Closer “The Big Picture” Law & Order “Cry Wolf” ’ Law & Order “Sweetie” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Top Ten Fun Food Factories Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza “Erin” Bonanza Bonanza “The Clarion” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Desperate” ’ Å Unit “Appearances” ’ Å Unit “Fallacy” ’ Å Unit “Dominance” ’ Å Unit “Futility” ’ Å Unit “Grief” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Tred Barta Adv. Sports Goin’ Country In-Sideout Dew Tour NBC Sports Talk (N) To Be Announced Movie WE 185 120 Downsized “Divorce Drama” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Hulkus Pocus” ’ Charmed “Vaya Con Leos” ’ Downsized Å Downsized (N) WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:45) “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”›››‡ (2001, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKel- (2:50) “Nothing but Trouble”›› (1991, Comedy) “Family Business”››› (1989) Sean Connery. Three generations of thieves ENC 642 710 len. Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. ’ Å Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd. ’ Å collaborate on a daring heist. ’ Å (11:00) “Cat- “Jonah Hex”›‡ (2010) Josh Brolin. A supernatural “Avatar”›››‡ (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. A former Marine The Making Of: “Devil”›› (2010, Horror) Chris Messina, Logan HBO 500 600 fi sh”››› gunslinger faces an old enemy. ’ falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. ’ Å Conviction Marshall-Green, Geoffrey Arend. ’ Å (11:00) “Thirst” “Rock Slyde” (2009, Comedy) Patrick Warburton, Andy “Trucker”›› (2008) Michelle Monaghan. A truck driver (:35) “Noble Things” (2008, Drama) Brett Moses, Lee (:15) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008, War) Jeremy SHO 600 660 (2008) Dick, Rena Sofer. iTV. ’ Å has to take in her estranged son. Ann Womack. iTV. ’ Å Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. ’ Å (11:30) “Last Orders”›››‡ (2001, Drama) Michael “Remember Me”›› (2010) Robert Pattinson. Love begins to heal the “Outsourced”››› (2006) Josh Hamilton. A man trains (:15) “Double Identity” (2010, Suspense) Val Kilmer, TMC 620 690 Caine, Bob Hoskins. ’ Å troubled spirit of a rebellious young man. ’ Å his replacement in India. ’ Å Izabella Miko, Julian Wadham. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 13 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- NCIS The Port-to-Port killer is NCIS: Los Angeles “Impos- NCIS: Los Angeles “Familia” News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With NCIS 4 8 ’ ’ Å Å Å KPIC Fortune tion (N) revealed. ters” (DVS) (DVS) David Letterman They’ve got their man, and now 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Colors”››› (1988) “Cutter’s Way”››› (1981, Suspense) Jeff Bridges, John “Colors”››› (1988, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Robert Duvall. An elite police unit “Snake their man wants to get them. In a 292 Å Å Å ›‡ KPIC Sean Penn. Heard, Lisa Eichhorn. is assigned to control gang violence. Eyes” tense episode, the lives of Gibbs 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider It’s Worth What? “BFFs” America’s Got Talent (N Parenthood (Season Premiere) News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 (Mark Harmon) and the team are KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (Season Finale) (N) Å Same-day Tape) Å (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å on the line when they finally come 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense History Detectives A 1775 Almanac; exercise Frontline Proposed mosque at ground zero. Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 face to face with the infamous Port- KSYS Possibilities guru. ’ Å ’ Å Now! to-Port killer. Sarah Jane Morris, 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout Obstacles include the ABC News Special Unheard interviews Jacqueline Kennedy. News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 Enrique Murciano, Muse Watson KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å Jiggilator. (N) (N) ’ Å line (N) mel Live ’ and David Dayan Fisher reprise 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Are You Are You Don’t Forget Don’t Forget My Name Is Everybody Divorce 11 12 their guest roles; Kerr Smith (“Daw- KEVU 700 Club Smarter? Smarter? Lyrics! Lyrics! Earl Å Hates Chris Court Å son’s Creek,” “Life Unexpected”) (:00) 3ABN Gospel Journeys ’n Revelation Insights Making Variety Heavens- Exalting His ASI Video Bible Rx Life-Recov- also guest stars in “Pyramid.” 30/IND 21 Today Outreach Journals Waves View Word Magazine ery 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Glee New Directions competes Raising Raising Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 It’s Worth What? KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men at Nationals. Hope Å Hope Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ 46/NBC News News Are You It’s Worth What? “BFFs” America’s Got Talent (N Parenthood (Season Premiere) News (:35) The Tonight Show Erika Dowd of Pittsburgh and 6 KTCW Special Smarter? (Season Finale) (N) Å Same-day Tape) Å (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å Jacqueline Bell from Baltimore met 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å John Sebastian Presents: Folk Rewind (My Music) Artists Dr. Wayne Dyer: Excuses Begone! Overcoming habits. ’ Å in a church choir six years ago and 7 KOAC Business of the 1950s and ’60s. ’ Å have been fast friends ever since. They put their heads together and (:00) The Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- A&E 24 23 their friendship to the test in the First 48 terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator season finale as they try to win the ABC FAM 40 32 Videos “Bruce Almighty”››‡ (2003) Jim Carrey. “Evan Almighty”›› (2007, Comedy) Steve Carell. The 700 Club Å Whose? $1 million prize for guessing how (5:30) “Rocky II”››› (1979, Drama) “Rocky III”››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless “Rocky III”››› (1982) Sylvester Stallone. A merciless AMC 68 24 much various items are worth. Ced- Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Å contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å ric the Entertainer hosts “BFFs.” ’ Å ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters River Monsters Human Planet “Arctic” Human Planet Human Planet “Arctic” Planet 8 p.m. on CW Å BRAVO 62 46 Rachel Zoe Real Housewives/Beverly Flipping Out Flipping Out “Reunion” The Rachel Zoe Project Flipping Out “Reunion” Rachel Zoe 90210 CNBC 65 60 Min. American Greed Mad Money CNBC Titans 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The new season finds the gang CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers adjusting to life after high school. COM 64 98 Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Kevin James: Small Stuff Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) is CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ 90210 “Up In Smoke” ’ Ringer “Pilot” ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park dealing with her pregnancy and Cash Cab Dirty Jobs Mike paves roads in Auction Auction Auction Auction Dirty Money Dirty Money Auction Auction Dirty Money a decline in her status from high DISC 34 30 ’ Å Nebraska. Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings (N) Kings (N) (N) Å (N) Å Kings Å Kings Å ’ Å school to college. Annie (Shenae Good Luck Shake It Wizards- So Random! “Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Res- A.N.T. Farm So Random! Wizards- Wizards- Wizards- Grimes) gets some news that keeps DISN 37 21 Charlie Up! Å Place ’ Å cue”›› (2010) Michael Sheen Å Å ’ Å Place Place Place her in town: Liam (Matt Lanter) is E! 57 25 E! Special E! News Sex-City Sex-City E! Special Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News back and ready to commit to her. World, Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Dixon (Tristan Wilds) needs a place ESPN 28 31 Poker to live. Navid and Silver’s (Michael ESPN2 27 49 NFL’s Greatest Games Super Bowl Rise Up (N) NFL Live Å World, Poker World, Poker Football Steger, Jessica Stroup) relationship FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye is tested in the season premiere, “Up in Smoke.” FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped Chopped Champions (N) Chopped Chopped FX 31 45 Two Men “Iron Man”››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. Sons of Anarchy (N) (:05) Sons of Anarchy Anarchy 9 p.m. on KEZI (5:00) “The “Courage Under Fire”›››‡ (1996, Drama) Denzel Washing- “Brubaker”››› (1980) Robert Redford. A reform-minded (:15) “Courage Under Fire”›››‡ (1996, ABC News Special FXM 44 Crucible” ton, Meg Ryan. Å prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Drama) Denzel Washington. Å Diane Sawyer hosts the new HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House First Place For Rent (N) Property Unsellables House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Property special “Jacqueline Kennedy, in HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Å To Be Announced Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot (N) Å Top Shot Å TBA Her Own Words.” It features tape HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls recordings from interviews that the ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å former first lady gave to journalist Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr. in 1964 on LIFE 23 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Picker Sisters Å Picker Sisters Å Picker Sisters Å Picker Sisters Å Picker 29 the condition that they be released MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word only after her death. The special in- ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Substitute Substitute Teen Mom Teen Mom Teen Mom “Time Out” (N) Awkward. Teen Mom cludes a conversation with Caroline NAT GEO 73 Frontier Frontier Force (N) Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force Frontier Force Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Mastermind Kennedy. ’ ’ NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George Friends Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George 9 p.m. on KLSR OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club “The Karate Kid Part III”›› (1989, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Å “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› (1993) Robin Williams. Å Raising Hope Mariners MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Yankees at ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners “My Name Is Earl” stars Ethan Suplee and Jaime Pressly are re- SPEED 58 53 Pass Time Pass Time My Ride Trucker Trucker Pass Time Pass Time Pass Time My Ride NASCAR Race Hub AMA Race united in this episode. They play SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Repo Auction the Chances’ neighbors, whose ar- SYFY 43 40 “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”››› (1985) Mel Gibson. “The Bourne Ultimatum”››› (2007) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles. Alphas “Blind Spot” guments are picked up by Hope’s The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce Conan (N) Å The Offi ce TBS 33 10 baby monitor. Burt and Virginia Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å (Garret Dillahunt, Martha Plimpton) “Young- “Ace in the Hole”››‡ (1951) Kirk Douglas. Newsman delays “The Bad and the Beautiful”›››‡ (1952) Lana Turner. (:15) “The Big Sky”››› (1952) Kirk overhear and attempt to help the TCM 51 26 Horn” cave-in rescue to milk story. Å People recall a hated Hollywood producer. Douglas, Dewey Martin. Å couple resolve their differences. A TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Big Sexy ’ Å What Not to Wear Å What Not to Wear “Jill” Big Sexy (N) ’ Å What Not to Wear Å Not to Wear commercial competition between TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Venom” Rizzoli & Isles Å Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ CSI: NY “Pay Up” Å CSI: NY ’ Howdy’s Market and a rival store TOON 63 33 Johnny T Squirrel Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken gets the whole community involved. TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Caribbean Beach Wkend Killer Beach Houses (N) Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bch Hses Cloris Leachman also stars in “Baby Monitor.” TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Necessary Roughness A Law & 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Game” ’ Victims Unit “Gone” ’ Victims Unit “Infl uence” Victims Unit “Class” ’ media mogul’s lifestyle. Order: SVU Parenthood VS. 47 422 (:00) Movie Movie World Extreme Cagefi ghting Paint Zoom When we left the Braverman fam- WE 185 120 Downsized Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å Ghost Whisperer Å Downsized Å Downsized ily at the end of last season, Sarah WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos ’Til Death (Lauren Graham) was fretting over ›› ›››‡ ››› Amber’s (Mae Whitman) involve- “G-Force” (2009, Action) Bill Nighy, Zach “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) Elijah Wood. Creatures (:05) “Starship Troopers” (1997) ment in an accident, Adam (Peter ENC 642 710 Galifi anakis. ’ Å unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. ’ Å Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. ’ Å ›››‡ Krause) was having problems with Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco, Boardwalk 24/7 May- Curb Your Entourage True Blood Sookie gains his son’s (Max Burkholder) behav- HBO 500 600 Camps ’ Å Amber Tamblyn. ’ Å Empire weather Enthusiasm “The End” valuable allies. ’ Å ior, and Kristina (Monica Potter) (5:15) “The Hurt “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert, Tygh Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C Web Web Therapy “Triangle” SHO 600 660 ›››‡ ’ Å Å ’ Å Å Å ’ was guiding Haddie (Sarah Ramos) Locker” (2008) Runyan, Brandon Quinn. iTV. (iTV) (iTV) Therapy (iTV) (2009) iTV. through a rite of passage. The dra- “Double (6:50) “Maximum Velocity” (2003) Dale (:25) “Across the Line: The Exodus of “Remember Me”›› (2010, Romance) Robert Pattinson, Emilie “Book of TMC 620 690 ’ ’ Å ’ ’ Å ›‡ ma continues as the series returns Identity” Midkiff, Michael Ironside. Charlie Wright” (2010) Aidan Quinn. de Ravin, Chris Cooper. Love” for a new season starting tonight. Page 28, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 14

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “Africa, Texas “Timbuktu”›› (1959) Victor Mature, Yvonne De Carlo. An adventurer fi nds “Carve Her Name With Pride”›› (1958, Docudrama) Virginia McKenna, Paul Scofi eld. “The Purple Plain”›› (1954, Adventure) Gregory 292 KPIC Style!”››‡ political turmoil in World War II Africa. Å London shopgirl Violette Szabo spies for French underground. Å Peck, Win Min Than. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Paid Program The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News 5 5 KOBI News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson Cooper 360 Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit Assault and carjacking. lywood (N) ’ Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Book Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Ucook! With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Travelscope Å 7 KOAC Painting Chef Bob ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman (DVS) Storage Wars Highlights from past Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E 24 23 episodes. Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa (11:30) “Death Wish 3”› (1985, Crime Drama) “Death Wish 4: The Crackdown”›‡ (1987) Charles Bronson. Vigilante “Rambo: First Blood Part II”›› (1985) Sylvester Stallone, Richard “Rocky III”››› (1982) Sylvester AMC 68 24 Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffi n. Å targets L.A. drug rings on girlfriend’s behalf. Crenna. Ex-Green Beret goes on Vietnam mission. Å Stallone, Mr. T. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) ’ Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Infested! ’ Å Infested! ’ BRAVO 62 46 Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef Dsrt CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Walt: The Man Behind the Myth CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Stran Wild Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report “The Slammin’ Salmon”›› (2009) Michael Clarke Duncan. RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Great Biker Build-Off A legendary American Chopper The fi rst American Chopper Bill Murray’s American Chopper “Caddyshack” American Chopper Manpower Sons of Guns Cash Cab Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 designer. ’ Å FANtasy bike winner. Å chopper. ’ Å bike. ’ Å issues. ’ Å ’ Å Chicago Å Babar and Special Agent Little Einsteins Jungle Junc- Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and So Random! Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Badou Oso ’ Å Å tion Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å ’ Å “Twist It Up” E! 57 25 E! News E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (N ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å Around/Horn Interruption NFL Live (N) Å 2011 World Series of Poker World, Poker FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (10:30) “Hollywood Homicide” “Six Days, Seven Nights”››‡ (1998) Harrison Ford. “Iron Man”››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow. How I Met (11:00) “Made for Each “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984, Comedy) Dudley Moore. A conductor “This Is My Life”››› (1992) Julie Kavner. A saleswoman-turned-comic “All That Jazz”››› (1979, Musical) Roy Scheider, FXM 44 Other”››› (1971) Å plans to murder his supposedly unfaithful wife. Å wrestles with overnight success. Å Jessica Lange, Ann Reinking. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Secrets Antonio Divine Design Divine Design Divine Design Candice Tells Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold My First Place HIST 41 34 Ancients Behaving Badly Ancients Behaving Badly The Dark Ages Charlemagne. Å The Real Robin Hood The quest for the outlaw’s identity. Ancient-Bad HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Kinfolk” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Joint Health Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Dead Air” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore Jersey Shore ’ Å Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Teen Mom Maci and Ryan fi ght over custody. The Substitute ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars “Cocaine Sting” Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Border Wars Border Wars NICK 71 39 T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 The Bad Girls Club Å “Center Stage: Turn It Up” (2008) Peter Gallagher. Å “Center Stage”››‡ (2000, Drama) Amanda Schull, Zoe Saldana. Å “The Karate Kid Part III”›› (11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Dinamo Zagreb vs. Real The Dan Patrick Show After Party Jay Graham Timbers in 30 Seahawks All Beavers All Cougars All Huskies All ROOT 38 99 Madrid. (N) (Live) Glazer Bensinger Access Access (N) Access (N) Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Knockout Sportsworld ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest SYFY 43 40 Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Stargate SG-1 “Revisions” ’ Para. Wit. House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:45) “The Burning Hills”››‡ (1957, Western) Tab “The Girl He Left Behind”››‡ (1956, Comedy) Tab (:15) “The Golden Arrow”››‡ (1964, Fantasy) Tab Hunter. A bandit is “The Story of Temple “The Mating TCM 51 26 Hunter, Natalie Wood. Hunter, Natalie Wood. joined by three genies on a magical quest. Drake”››‡ (1933, Drama) Season” Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Sarah M.” A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Mala” ’ Say Yes Say Yes Fabulous Cakes ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Two of a Kind” Cold Case “The Key” Å The Closer “Show Yourself” Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Squirrel TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Deep Fried Å Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Bonanza Bonanza “The Clarion” Bonanza “The Deserter” Bonanza “The Running Man” Bonanza “The Unwanted” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son NCIS “Singled Out” A missing Navy NCIS “Witch Hunt” Marine is attacked NCIS “Chained” Tony goes under NCIS “Blackwater” A detective helps NCIS “Doppelganger” A petty offi cer is NCIS “The Meat Puzzle” Ducky is NCIS “Witness” Å USA 45 15 lieutenant. ’ Å in his home. Å cover. ’ Å the team. ’ Å murdered. ’ Å kidnapped. ’ Å VS. 47 422 Charlie Moore Sportfi shing Walleye Motorsports Hour Formula D NBC Sports Talk (N) Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Movie WE 185 120 Braxton Family Values Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Deja Boo” Charmed “Mr. & Mrs. Witch” Charmed “Payback’s a Witch” “Sleeping With the Enemy”››‡ (1991) WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (10:10) “Jerry “About a Boy”››› (2002) Hugh Grant. A lonely boy (:15) “Money Train”›‡ (1995, Action) Wesley Snipes. A transit cop’s foster (:10) “Ransom”››› (1996) Mel Gibson. A wealthy executive turns the (:15) “She- ENC 642 710 Maguire” ’ fi nds a friend in a carefree bachelor. brother plans a subway robbery. ’ Å tables on his son’s abductor. ’ Å Devil”››‡ (11:30) “Death Defying Acts”›› (:15) “Lottery Ticket”››‡ (2010) Bow Wow, Brandon T. Jackson. A young “Yogi Bear”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Voices of Dan Aykroyd, “Vampires Suck”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Matt Lanter, Jenn (:15) “Just HBO 500 600 (2007) ’ Å man wins a multimillion-dollar prize. ’ Å Justin Timberlake. ’ Å Proske, Chris Riggi. ’ Å Married”› (11:30) “Hurricane Season” (2009) Forest Whitaker, (:20) Tom Arnold: That’s My (:25) “Spooner”››‡ (2009) Matthew Lillard, Nora “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009, Suspense) Teri (:45) “Drones”››‡ (2010) SHO 600 660 Taraji P. Henson. iTV. ’ Å Story and I’m Sticking to It Zehetner, Shea Whigham. iTV. ’ Å Polo, David Rees Snell. iTV. Jonathan M. Woodward. Å (11:00) “Newsies”››‡ (1992) Black Film- “The Dry Land”›› (2010, Drama) Ryan O’Nan, (:15) “Irresistible”››› (2006) Susan Sarandon. An illustrator believes a “The Freebie” (2010, Comedy) Dax Shepard, Katie TMC 620 690 Christian Bale. ’ maker America Ferrera. ’ Å woman is trying to destroy her family. ’ Å Aselton, Frankie Shaw. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 29 WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 14 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- Survivor: South Pacifi c The contestants begin Big Brother (Season Finale) The winner is News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Survivor: South Pacific 4 8 ’ ’ Å Å Å KPIC Fortune tion (N) competing. revealed. (N Same-day Tape) David Letterman Last season’s “Redemption Is- 4.2/This TV “The Purple “Hornet’s Nest”››‡ (1970, War) Rock Hudson, Sylva Koscina, “The Purple Plain”›› (1954) Gregory Peck. A pilot fi ghts a “Damien: Omen II”››‡ (1978, Horror) 292 land” premise holds over — and Plain”›› Sergio Fantoni. Å breakdown upon learning of his wife’s death. William Holden, Lee Grant. Å KPIC so does the Samoan location — as 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider America’s Got Talent (Season Finale) The winner is revealed; Up All Night Free Agents News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 two “Survivor” alumni return to the KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å Jackie Evancho. (N Same-day Tape) ’ “Pilot” ’ ’ With Jay Leno ’ Å game and try to outwit, outplay and 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Nikolai Nature The complex concepts Suze Orman’s Money Class Financial strategies. ’ Å Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 KSYS Baskov of monkey culture. Now! outlast 16 new castaways in Sea- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle The Middle Modern Modern Primetime Nightline ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- son 23 of the reality behemoth. Jeff 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å ’ Å ’ Å Family ’ Family ’ line (N) mel Live ’ Probst returns as host. 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Burn Notice “A Dark Road” Burn Notice “Friendly Fire” My Name Is Everybody Divorce 11 12 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX KEVU 700 Club Violent con men. ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Court Å America’s Got Talent (:00) 3ABN Eleventh Hour Evidence It Is Written In Search of Mission Bible Ques- Revelation Now His Words From My Knowing 30/IND 21 Today Å Truth Stories tions Are Life Heart God Special guest stars Hollywood perform throughout the two-hour 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Buried Treasure (Season Buried Treasure ’ Å Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men Finale) (N) ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ season finale before host Nick Can- 46/NBC News News Are You America’s Got Talent (Season Finale) The winner is revealed; Up All Night Free Agents News (:35) The Tonight Show non reveals whom America has 6 KTCW Special Smarter? Jackie Evancho. (N Same-day Tape) ’ “Pilot” ’ ’ With Jay Leno ’ Å chosen as the winner of the $1 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Popular songs from the ADD and Loving It?! ’ Å To Be An- Oregon PBS News- million prize and a headlining Las 7 KOAC Business 1950s and 1960s. nounced Splendor Hour Å Vegas show. Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel and Piers Morgan (:00) Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Wars Highlights from Storage (12:01) Stor- A&E 24 23 Wars Wars Wars Å Wars Wars Å Wars Wars Å Wars (N) season 1. (N) Å Wars Å age Wars make up the judging panel. ABC FAM 40 32 Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa “My Fake Fiancé”››› (2009) Melissa Joan Hart. The 700 Club Å Whose? 8 p.m. on CW (5:30) “Rocky III”››› (1982, Drama) “Rocky IV”›› (1985) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer Rocky “Rocky V”››‡ (1990, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. The former champ H8R AMC 68 24 Å Å Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fi ghter. agrees to train a rising young fi ghter. Lots of celebs get the chance to ’ ’ ’ ANPL 49 47 Infested! Bedbug Apocalypse Rat Busters NYC Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Hoarding meet their biggest fans, but what BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef The Rachel Zoe Project Real Housewives/Beverly Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Housewives about their biggest detractors (out- CNBC 65 Walt American Greed Mad Money Walt: The Man Behind the Myth Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. side of securing a restraining or- CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers der)? In each episode of this new COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Rst series, a celebrity ambushes his CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ H8R (Series Premiere) (N) America’s Next Model Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park most vocal hater — that’s H8R to Cash Cab Sons of Guns A combination Sons of Guns ’ Å Sons of Guns Will works on a Swamp Swamp Sons of Guns Will works on a Swamp the texter generation — and tries DISC 34 30 ’ Å shotgun and taser. 57mm WWII cannon. Brothers (N) Brothers (N) 57mm WWII cannon. Brothers ’ to change the anti-fan’s mind. In Good Luck Shake It Wizards- Phineas and “The Suite Life Movie” (2011) Dylan Sprouse, So Random! Phineas and Wizards- Wizards- Wizards- the pilot, a mouthy Italian stallion DISN 37 21 Charlie Up! Å Place Ferb Cole Sprouse. Å ’ Å Ferb Place Place Place named Nick Petrillo waxes H8R- E! 57 25 E! Special E! News Sex-City Sex-City E! Special E! Special Chelsea Lat E! News sophical on “Jersey Shore” bonbon MLB Base- MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. ESPN 28 31 ball ball 9 p.m. on KEZI ESPN2 27 Poker World, Poker SportsCenter (N) Å Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live Å SportsNation Å SportCenter 49 Modern Family FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck Race Restaurant A series of mishaps threatens to FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “What Happens in Vegas”›‡ (2008) “Miss March”› (2009) Zach Cregger. Premiere. Miss March keep the family from getting to Al- (5:00) “All (:15) “The Fabulous Baker Boys”››› (1989, Romance- (:15) “Blood and Wine”››› (1996, Suspense) Jack Nichol- (:15) “11 Harrowhouse”›› (1974) Charles ex’s (Ariel Winter) graduation from FXM 44 That Jazz” Comedy) Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. Å son, Stephen Dorff, Jennifer Lopez. Å Grodin, Candice Bergen. Å middle school. Jay (Ed O’Neill) has HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Income Income Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å House Hunters Int’l Property an embarrassing problem involving HIST 41 34 Ancients Ancients Behaving Badly American Pickers Å Scammed (N) Å Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Pickers Botox, Cameron and Mitchell (Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson) HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls are having a spat, and Claire (Julie ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace “Pilot” Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds Å Monk Å Bowen) is having an emotional cri- LIFE 23 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms (N) Å Dance Moms Å Dance 29 sis over the kids growing up so fast. MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word ’ Å ’ ›› Sofia Vergara and Ty Burrell also MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Awkward. Teen Mom “Time Out” True Life “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” (2005) Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. star in “See You Next Fall.” NAT GEO 73 Border Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Explorer 9 p.m. on HIST NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Married Married Married Scammed OXY 61 (5:30) “The Karate Kid Part III”›› “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› (1993) Robin Williams. Å “Fools Rush In”›› (1997) Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek. Å Mariners MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Yankees at This two-hour special looks at the ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners history of cons and con artists. Paul SPEED 58 53 My Ride The Car Show (N) Dumbest Dumbest My Ride My Ride The Car Show NASCAR Race Hub Monterey Wilson, a famed con man, and his SPIKE 69 38 Deadliest Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest Warrior (N) ’ Deadliest Warrior (Season Finale) (N) Deadliest Warrior Å team explore long and complicated SYFY 43 40 Para. Wit. Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Paranormal Witness (N) Ghost Hunters ’ Å Para. Wit. schemes and even the microcons The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Meet the Meet the House of House of House of House of Conan (N) Å The Offi ce Å that have plagued unsuspecting TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Browns Browns Payne Payne Payne Payne people throughout human history. (:15) “The Mating Season”››‡ (1951) “Thank Your Lucky Stars”››‡ (1943, Musical) Eddie Can- (:15) “The Hoodlum”››‡ (1951, Mystery) “The Hoodlum In addition to historic cons, Wilson TCM 51 26 Gene Tierney, John Lund. Å tor, Dennis Morgan, Joan Leslie. Å Lawrence Tierney. Premiere. Priest”›››‡ (1961) also shows how many of these TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Kate Plus 8 “The Finale” Toddlers & Tiaras (N) ’ Kate Plus 8 “The Finale” Toddler scams have been adapted to be TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones Serial killer strikes. The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å “The Forbidden Kingdom”››‡ (2008) Å CSI: NY ’ brutally effective using today’s tech- TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken nology. TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Divorced Retired at The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Up All Night (:00) NCIS NCIS A Marine tapes his own NCIS Grooming a Marine to be NCIS Jimmy Palmer is targeted Necessary Roughness Burn Notice Michael must NCIS In this new sitcom, Reagan and USA 45 15 “Witness” murder. ’ Å a supersoldier. ’ by a killer. Å “Goal Line” perform a desperate act. “Chained” Chris (Christina Applegate, Will Ar- VS. 47 422 (5:00) Movie To Be Announced Movie Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Paint Zoom nett) find their careers, their mar- ››‡ Å Å WE 185 120 “Sleep.-Enemy” “Sleeping With the Enemy” (1991) Julia Roberts. Ghost Whisperer My Fair Wedding Wedding riage and their good night’s sleep ’ ’ WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs Scrubs South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos ’Til Death disrupted when they bring home (:15) “She-Devil”››‡ (1989) Meryl Streep, “Jerry Maguire”›››‡ (1996) Tom Cruise. An attack of conscience changes an (:20) “Money Train”›‡ (1995) Wesley (12:15) their baby daughter. Reagan has ENC 642 710 Roseanne Barr. ’ Å L.A. sports agent’s life. ’ Å Snipes, Woody Harrelson. ’ Å “Tightrope” difficulty returning to the demands (:15) “Just Married”› (2003) Ashton “Megamind”››› (2010) Voices of Will Boardwalk True Blood Sookie gains 24/7 May- “It’s Complicated”››‡ of her job at a daytime talk show HBO 500 600 Kutcher, Brittany Murphy. ’ Å Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey. ’ Å Empire valuable allies. ’ Å weather (2009) ’ and her boss Ava (Maya Rudolph). (5:45) “Drones”››‡ (2010) “Next Day Air”›‡ (2009) Donald Faison, Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) ’ Å Inside NAS- Weeds (iTV) Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NAS- Meanwhile, as a new stay-at-home SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å iTV. Mike Epps. iTV. CAR (N) CAR (iTV) dad, Chris is having trouble finding “Cairo Time”››› (2009) Patricia Clarkson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010, Romance) Kristen (:05) “Good Intentions” (2010) Luke Perry, (:35) “The Back-up TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ›‡ ’ normal cheese and avoiding the old Alexander Siddig. Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Elaine Hendrix. Plan” (2010) ladies in the grocery store. Page 30, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 THURSDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 15

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “One Night in “At War With the Army”››‡ (1950, Comedy) Dean Martin. A bumbling “The Landlord”››‡ (1970, Comedy-Drama) Beau Bridges, Pearl Bailey, Diana Sands. A young “American Buffalo”››‡ (1996, Drama) Dustin Hoff- 292 KPIC the Tropics” private helps his sergeant with his love life. Å man tries to renovate a ghetto apartment building. Å man, Dennis Franz. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Paid Program The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson Cooper 360 Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Parts” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Body & Spirit Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise Live 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Kissing Frasier “Three According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce Family Guy Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Cousin” Valentines” ’ Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother “Crime Aid” ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting With Cuisine Culture Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wild Photo 7 KOAC Paulson Å ’ Å Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Adventures The First 48 A homeless man is The First 48 An open-and-shut case Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami A crane crashes into a The Sopranos Johnny Sack copes Criminal Minds Racial motivation The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 stabbed to death. Å suddenly unravels. Å Hunter Hunter Miami high rise. Å with more bad news. ’ may be part of a case. ’ ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Remember “Any Given Sunday”››› (1999, Drama) Al Pacino, Cameron Diaz, Dennis Quaid. A football coach copes with crises on and off the “Rocky V”››‡ (1990, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young. The former champ “Rocky IV”›› AMC 68 24 fi eld. Å agrees to train a rising young fi ghter. Å (1985) ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) ’ Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Crime in the City” I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Leaders” Monsters BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Supermarkets Inc: Inside Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Slammin’ Slm Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report “Corky Romano”› (2001) Chris Kattan, Vinessa Shaw. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off A Harley-based, American Chopper The second American Chopper NASCAR-in- American Chopper The OCC crew American Chopper “Sikorsky Bike” Sons of Guns Cash Cab ’ Å Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 street-legal dragster. FANtasy bike winner. ’ spired chopper. ’ Å travels to California. ’ Sikorsky Aircraft Corp. ’ Å ’ Å Babar and Special Agent Handy Manny Jungle Junc- Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and Fish Hooks Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Badou Oso Å ’ Å tion Å Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “Sweat It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Sex & the City Sex & the City E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Audibles (N) (Live) College Football LSU at Mississippi State. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å Around/Horn Interruption Interruption Football Live WNBA Basketball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 (11:00) “Rounders”››‡ (1998, Drama) “21”››‡ (2008, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. “What Happens in Vegas”›‡ (2008) Cameron Diaz. How I Met (11:00) “The Kremlin Let- “Kentucky Woman”››‡ (1983) Cheryl Ladd. A woman is harassed when “11 Harrowhouse”›› (1974, Comedy) Charles Grodin. A businessman “Mother, Jugs & Speed”››‡ (1976, Comedy-Drama) FXM 44 ter”››› (1970) Å she goes to work as a coal miner. Å and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist. Å Bill Cosby, Raquel Welch. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Curb/Block Property HIST 41 34 MysteryQuest Å Nostradamus Effect Å UFO Files “Canada’s Roswell” MysteryQuest Å MysteryQuest “Devil’s Island” MysteryQuest Å MysteryQuest HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Diploma” The Waltons “The Innocents” The Waltons “The Starlet” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Ridiculous. Awkward. ’ The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute “Big Fat Liar”›› (2002) Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti. ’ The Substitute ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 World’s Biggest Cave Aftermath: Population Zero Deadly 60 Deadly 60 The Real Abraham Lincoln Confederacy NICK 71 39 The Fairly OddParents Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (11:00) “Fatal Attraction”›››‡ (1987) Snapped Snapped “Jill Rockcastle” Snapped “Lynn Turner” Snapped “Tausha Morton” Snapped “Jessica McCord” Law Order: CI The Joy of Hawg Quest SportFishing Bowhunter TV The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Graham ROOT 38 99 Fishing B.C. Bensinger SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing From Chicagoland Speedway, July 10, 2010. NASCAR Racing NASCAR Race Hub (N) Speedmakers “Jaguar” Off Road Jam SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 Sarah Connor Chronicles Sarah Connor Chronicles Sarah Connor Chronicles Sarah Connor Chronicles Paranormal Witness Stargate SG-1 “Lifeboat” ’ Star Trek House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:15) “Pan- (:45) “Road to Utopia”››› (1945) Bing Crosby, Bob Hope. Former vaude- “Janie Gets Married”›› (1946, Comedy) Joan Leslie, (:15) Now Playing “October” “The Remains of the Day”››› (1993, Drama) TCM 51 26 Americana” villians appropriate the deed to a gold mine. Å Robert Hutton, Edward Arnold. Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Lizzie” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples LA Ink Kat starts over. Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink “Tats for Japan” ’ LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Silver Star” ’ Cold Case “Firefl ies” Å Castle ’ Å Castle “A Rose for Everafter” Castle “A Deadly Game” ’ Castle Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Squirrel Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Best Places to Pig Out Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Bonanza “The Deserter” Bonanza “The Running Man” Bonanza “The Unwanted” Bonanza “The Fence” Bonanza “The Witness” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Caught on Tape” A Marine NCIS “An Eye for an Eye” A package NCIS “Bikini USA 45 15 Unit “Haunted” ’ Å Unit “Hooked” ’ Å Unit “Ghost” ’ Å Unit Murder of a teenage girl. tapes his own murder. contains two eyes. Wax” Å VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Goin’ Country Expedition Whitetail Adv. Sports Adv. Sports NBC Sports Talk (N) Adv. Sports Adv. Sports World Extreme Cagefi ghting WE 185 120 Bridezillas Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Repo Manor” ’ Charmed “12 Angry Zen” ’ Bridezillas “Brittany & Kim” Bridezillas WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (10:40) “Boys (:40) “When in Rome”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) (:15) “The Associate”››› (1996) Whoopi Goldberg. Wall Street whiz (:10) “Big Bully”›› (1996, Comedy) Rick Moranis, Tom (:45) “First Knight”››‡ (1995) ENC 642 710 on the Side” Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å invents male partner to bag clients. ’ Å Arnold. ’ Å Sean Connery. ’ Å (11:30) “Four Christmases”›› (:15) “The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold” (2006, Drama) Christy “Invictus”››› (2009) Morgan Freeman. Nelson Mandela tries to unite South Ring Life: Floyd 24/7 May- “Leap Year”›‡ HBO 500 600 (2008) ’ Å Carlson Romano, Ross Thomas. Premiere. ’ Å Africa through the sport of rugby. ’ Å weather/Ortiz ’ (11:00) “Fan- “Fatal Secrets” (2009) Dina Meyer. A woman seeks help “Accidents Happen”››‡ (2009) Geena Davis, Har- (:35) “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai, Bill Nighy. iTV. A mystery sur- (:45) “The Switch”››‡ (2010) SHO 600 660 boys”›› after her lover becomes malicious. rison Gilbertson. iTV. ’ Å rounds a British family on the eve of WWII. Jennifer Aniston. Å (11:30) “Flawless”››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) Michael (:20) “American Bandits: Frank and Jesse (2:50) “Holy Rollers”››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg, (:20) “Smile”›› (2005, Drama) Mika Boorem, Luoyong (:10) TMC 620 690 Caine, Demi Moore. ’ Å James” (2010) George Stults. ’ Å Justin Bartha, Ari Graynor. ’ Å Wang, Yi Ding. ’ Å “Skin”››› Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 8, 2011 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 15 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KEZI 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- Big Bang Big Bang The Mentalist “Strawberries and Cream” The CBI mole’s identity News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Wipeout 4 8 ’ ’ Å Å KPIC Fortune tion (N) Theory Theory comes to light. David Letterman A year ago, the series paired up 4.2/This TV “American “Dressed to Kill”››› (1980, Suspense) Michael Caine, Angie “American Buffalo”››‡ (1996, Drama) Dustin Hoffman, “Omen III: The Final Confl ict”›› (1981) contestants for a “blind date” edition. 292 Å Å Å KPIC Buffalo” Dickinson, Nancy Allen. Dennis Franz, Sean Nelson. Sam Neill, Rossano Brazzi. The concept is resurrected for the 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Community Up All Night The Offi ce Å Free Agents Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 new episode “Blind Date 2.0: This KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å Å “Pilot” ’ ’ Victims Unit “Rescue” With Jay Leno ’ Å Could Get Ugly.” Twelve couples 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Barbra Streisand: One Night Only at the Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Popular songs from the Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 meeting for the first time have a KSYS Village Vanguard ’ Å 1950s and 1960s. Now! chance to win double the usual prize 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout “Blind Date 2.0: This Could Get Ugly” Twelve couples Grey’s Anatomy The new News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 money if they successfully navigate KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å compete for $100,000. ’ Å chief resident is chosen. line (N) mel Live ’ such challenges as the Love Train, 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Without a Trace A missing Without a Trace “Res Ipsa” My Name Is Everybody Divorce 11 12 the infamous Big Balls and an Ital- KEVU 700 Club teenage girl. Å ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Court Å ian-themed Wipeout Kitchen. John (:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life Signs of the Gospel Time Out Knowing God 3ABN Today Live Henson and John Anderson host; 30/IND 21 Today Times Outreach Jill Wagner co-hosts. 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Bones “The Signs in the Silence; The Hole in the Heart” Angela Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 Å Å Å ’ 8 p.m. on CW KLSR sons Half Men Half Men hides details of her pregnancy. 10 (N) Guy Raymond Raymond Scrubs The Vampire Diaries 46/NBC News News Are You Community Up All Night The Offi ce Å Free Agents Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 KTCW Special Smarter? Å “Pilot” ’ ’ Victims Unit “Rescue” With Jay Leno ’ Å As Elena’s birthday arrives, Caro- 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Water the Bamboo With Greg Bell ’ Oregon Art Beat Music Special ’ Å PBS News- line (Candice Accola) is busy plan- 7 KOAC Business Hour Å ning a party, but Elena (Nina Do- brev) is preoccupied with finding (:00) The The First 48 “Gimme Shelter; The First 48 “Fear Factor; Fall The First 48 “Mislead; Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight Å (12:01) The A&E 24 23 Å Å some clue to Stefan’s (Paul Wesley) First 48 Misstep” Guy” Somebody’s Daddy” Teens visit the morgue. First 48 whereabouts. Damon (Ian Somer- ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Remember the Titans”››› (2000, Drama) “Gone in 60 Seconds”›› (1974) H.B. Halicki, Marion Busia. The 700 Club Å Whose? halder), meanwhile, tries to keep (:00) “Rocky IV”›› (1985, Drama) Sylvester “Top Gun”››› (1986) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot “Top Gun”››› (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, AMC 68 24 Elena from drawing Klaus’ (Joseph Stallone, Talia Shire. Å downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist. Å Anthony Edwards. Å Morgan) unwanted attention, and ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters Rat Busters NYC ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Tanked “Be Cool” Å Rat Busters NYC ’ Handfi shin’ Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) keeps BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Real Housewives/Beverly Matchmkr seeing the ghosts of Vicki and Anna CNBC 65 Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. (Kayla Ewell, Malese Jow) in the CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers season premiere, “The Birthday.” COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park South Park Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Rst 9 p.m. on KPIC CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries ’ The Secret Circle “Pilot” Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park The Mentalist Cash Cab Cops & Coyotes “Never Cops & Coyotes “Border Extreme Drug Smuggling Texas Drug Wars “Cartel Extreme Drug Smuggling Texas Drug Prepare to hang onto the edge DISC 34 30 ’ Å Ending Battle” ’ Å Invasion” ’ Å (N) ’ Å Crackdown” ’ Å ’ Å Wars Å of that seat. In “Strawberries and Good Luck Shake It Wizards- Shake It “Spy Kids”››› (2001, Adventure) Antonio (:05) A.N.T. Shake It Wizards- Wizards- Wizards- Cream,” the identity of Red John’s DISN 37 21 Charlie Up! Å Place Up! Å Banderas, Carla Gugino. Å Farm Å Up! Å Place Place Place mole inside the CBI is revealed, E! 57 25 E! Special E! News E! Special E! Special E! Special Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea Lat E! News and Patrick (Simon Baker) finally (5:00) College Football LSU at Mississippi SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College comes face to face with his nem- ESPN 28 31 State. (N) (Live) Football esis in a confrontation that could ESPN2 27 49 Basketball WNBA Basketball NFL Live (N) Å SEC Storied (N) SportsNation Å SportCenter have serious repercussions for FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye the entire team. Robin Tunney and Owain Yeoman also star. FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Chopped Chopped “Rattle & Roll” Chopped Champions Chopped “Squashed” Iron Chef America Chopped FX 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny Archer Sunny Archer Wilfred 9 p.m. on CW “Mother, “Blood and Wine”››› (1996, Suspense) Jack Nicholson, “The Verdict”›››‡ (1982) Paul Newman, Charlotte Rampling. A lawyer’s career “The Incident”››› (1967) The Secret Circle FXM 44 Jugs” Stephen Dorff, Jennifer Lopez. Å hinges on a controversial lawsuit. Å Tony Musante. Having caught lightning in a bottle HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Selling NY Property House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Selling NY with “The Vampire Diaries,” The CW HIST 41 34 Mystery Nostradamus Effect Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens (N) Å UFO Files Roswell fi les. Aliens has adapted another of author L.J. HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Smith’s young-adult book series ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds “P911” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å into a moody teen drama. This one follows Cassie Blake (Britt Rob- LIFE 23 Runway Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Project Runway “What Women Want” (:32) Dance Moms Å Russian Runway 29 ertson), who moves to the town of MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word Chance Harbor, Wash., to live with ’ Å ’ Å Å ’ Å MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Fantasy Fantasy Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore (N) Jersey Jersey Shore her grandmother after her mother NAT GEO 73 Secret Weapon of the Confederacy Real Lincoln Secret Weapon of the Confederacy Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Asteroid dies in a fire. Waiting for her is a NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show group of teen witches who say she OXY 61 Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI is the last missing link to complete Football Seahawks Timbers Seahawks Cougars All Beavers All Huskies All Mariners All The Dan Patrick Show The I7 (N) TEVA Mntn. their powerful circle. ROOT 38 99 Preview Press Pass in 30 All Access Access Access Access Access Games 10 p.m. on FX SPEED 58 53 (:00) Torc Off Road Jam Chicago. Speedmakers “Jaguar” Torc Off Road Jam Chicago. (N Same-day Tape) NASCAR Race Hub Gearz It’s Always Sunny in SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ iMPACT Wrestling (N) ’ Å MANswers MANswers Game Philadelphia SYFY 43 40 Star Trek “The Hitcher”› (2007) Sean Bean, Sophia Bush. “Blade Runner”›››‡ (1982) Harrison Ford, Sean Young. Å (:36) “Eyeborgs” (2009) The good news: Frank (Danny The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å “Step Up”›› (2006) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s dancing Family Guy Family Guy Conan (N) Å The Offi ce TBS 33 10 DeVito) is getting married. The bad Queens ’ attracts the attention of a ballerina. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å news: The bride is a prostitute. Un- (5:00) “The Remains of the “Howards End”›››‡ (1992) Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson. Premiere. “A Room With a View”›››‡ (1986, Drama) Helena “Mau- able to talk him out of tying the knot, TCM 51 26 Day”››› (1993) Based on E.M. Forster’s tale of class inequities. Bonham-Carter, Maggie Smith, Julian Sands. rice”››› the gang tries to give the woman an TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink LA Ink “Photo Finish” ’ LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink (N) ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ image makeover in hopes of un- TNT 36 42 (:00) Castle Castle “Punked” Å Castle “Nikki Heat” ’ Castle “Knockdown” ’ Castle “Knockout” Å CSI: NY “Battle Scars” CSI: NY ’ covering the proverbial hooker with TOON 63 33 Gumball MAD Adventure Regular Problem King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy ’ Å Childrens a heart of gold in the new episode TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Truck Stp Truck Stp Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Truck Stp “Frank’s Pretty Woman.” Charlie Day, Kaitlin Olson, Glenn Howerton TVLND 53 Sanford All/Family All/Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 28 and Rob McElhenney also star. 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