Text Message & Chat Abbreviations Meaning "Marijuana" ABT "Numbers & Characters" 459 About ? Means I love you (ILY is 459 using ABT2 I have a question keypad numbers) Meaning 'About to' ? 4COL ABTA I don't understand what you mean For crying out loud Meaning Good-bye (signoff) ?4U 4EAE ABU I have a question for you Forever and ever All bugged up ;S 4NR AC Gentle warning, like "Hmm? What did you Foreigner Acceptable content say?" ^5 ACC ^^ High-five Anyone can come Meaning "read line" or "message above" 511 ACD <3 Too much information (more than 411) ALT / CONTROL / DELETE Meaning "sideways heart" (love, friendship) 555 ACDNT <3 Sobbing, crying. 55555 Accident (e-mail, Government) Meaning "broken heart" Crying your eyes out 55555 ACK <33 Meaning Laughing (In Thai language the Acknowledge Meaning "heart or love" (more 3s is a bigger number 5 is pronounced 'ha'.) ACPT heart) 6Y Accept (e-mail, Government) @TEOTD Sexy ACQSTN At the end of the day 7K Acquisition (e-mail, Government) .02 Sick ADAD My (or your) two cents worth 831 Another day, another dollar 121 I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning) ADBB One-to-one (private chat initiation) 86 All done, bye-bye 1337 Over ADD Leet, meaning 'elite' 88 Address 143 Bye-bye ADDY I love you 88 Address 14AA41 Hugs and kisses ADIH One for all, and all for one 9 Another day in hell 19 Parent is watching ADIP Zero hand (online gaming) *s* Another day in paradise 10X Meaning "smile" ADMIN Thanks *w* Administrator 10Q Meaning "wink" ADMINR Thank you "A" Administrator (Government) 1CE A3 ADN Once Anytime, anywhere, anyplace Any day now 1DR AA ADR I wonder Alcoholics Annonymous Address 1NAM AA AE One in a million As above Area effect (online gaming) 2 AA AEAP Meaning "to" in SMS Ask about As early as possible 20 AAF AF Meaning "location" As a matter of fact April Fools 2EZ AAF AFC Too easy As a friend Away from computer 2G2BT AAK AFAIAA Too good to be true Asleep at keyboard As far as I am aware 2M2H AAK AFAIC Too much too handle Alive and kicking As far as I am concerned 2MI AAMOF AFAIK Too much information As a matter of fact As far as I know 2MOR AAMOI AFAIUI Tomorrow As a matter of interest As far as I understand it 2NTE AAP AFAP Tonight Always a pleasure As far as possible 4 AAR AFJ Short for "for" in SMS At any rate April Fool's joke 411 AAS AFK Meaning "information" Alive and smiling Away from keyboard 404 AASHTA AFZ I don't know As always, Sheldon has the answer Acronym Free Zone 411 (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown) AFPOE Meaning 'information' AATK A fresh pair of eyes 420 Always at the keyboard AH Lets get high ABC At home 420 Already been chewed AIAMU And I am a money's uncle ATSL BBC AIGHT Along the same line (or lines) Big bad challenge Alright AWC BBIAB AIR After awhile crocodile Be back in a bit As I remember AWESO BBIAF AISB Awesome Be back in a few As it should be AWOL BBIAM AISB Away without leaving Be back in a minute As I said before AWOL BBIAS AISI Absent without leave Be back in a sec As I see it AYDY BBL AITR Are you done yet? Be back later Adult in the room AYEC BBN AKA At your earliest convenience Bye, bye now Also known as AYOR BBQ ALCON At your own risk Barbeque, "Ownage", shooting score/frag All concerned AYSOS (online gaming) ALOL Are you stupid or something? BBS Actually laughing out loud AYS Be back soon AMAP Are you serious? BBT As much as possible AYT Be back tomorrow AMBW Are you there? BC All my best wishes AYTMTB Because AML And you're telling me this because B/C All my love AYV Because AMOF Are you vertical? BC As a matter of fact AYW Be cool AO As you were BCNU Anarchy Online (online gaming) AYW Be seeing you AOC As you want / As you wish BCOS Available on cell AZN Because AOE Asian BCO Area of effect (online game) "B" Big crush on AOM B BCOY Age of majority Back Big crush on you AOM B& BD Age of Mythology (online gaming) Banned Big deal AOTA B2W BDAY All of the above Back to work Birthday AOYP B8 B-DAY Angel on your pillow Bait (person teased or joked with, or Birthday APAC under-aged person/teen) BDN All praise and credit B9 Big darn number APP Boss is watching BEG Application B/F Big evil grin APP Boyfriend BF Appreciate B/G Boyfriend AQAP Background (personal information BF As quick (or quiet) as possible request) Brain fart ARE B4 BFAW Acronym rich environment Before Best friend at work ASIG B4N BF2 And so it goes Bye for now Battlefield 2 (online gaming) ASAP BAG BF As soon as possible Busting a gut Best friend A/S/L BA BFF Age/sex/location Bad *a* Best friends forever ASL BAK BFFL Age/sex/location Back at keyboard Best friends for life ASLA BAS BFFLNMW Age/sex/location/availability Big 'butt' smile Best friends for life, no matter what AT BASOR BFD At your terminal Breathing a sigh of relief Big freaking deal ATB BAU BFG All the best Business as usual Big freaking grin ATEOTD BAY BFFN At the end of the day Back at ya Best friend for now ATM BB BFN At the moment Be back Bye for now ATSITS BB BG All the stars in the sky Bebi / Baby (Spanish SMS) Big grin BGWM BRH Call me back Be gentle with me Be right here CMAP BHL8 BRT Cover my *a* partner (online gaming) Be home late Be right there CMIIW BIB BSF Correct me if I'm wrong Boss is back But seriously folks CMON BIBO BSOD Come on Beer in, beer out Blue screen of death CNP BIC BSTS Continued (in) next post Butt in chair Better safe than sorry COB BIF BT Close of business Before I forget Bite this COH BIH BT City of Heroes (online gaming) Burn in hell Between technologies COS BIL BTA Because Brother in law But then again C/P BION BTDT Cross post Believe it or not Been there, done that CP BIOYA BTW Chat post (or continue in IM) Blow it out your *a* By the way CR8 BIOYN BTYCL Create Blow it out your nose Meaning 'Bootycall' CRAFT BISFLATM BUBU Can't remember a *freaking* thing Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! Slang term for the most beautiful of CRB (unverified) women Come right back BITMT BWL CRBT But in the meantime Bursting with laughter Crying really big tears BL BYOB CRIT Belly laugh Bring your own beer Meaning "critical hit" (online gaming) BLNT BYOC CRZ Better luck next time Bring your own computer Crazy BM BYOP CRS Bite me Bring your own paint (paintball) Can't remember *stuff* BME BYTM CSG Based on my experience Better you than me Chuckle, snicker, grin BM&Y "C" CSL Between me and you C&G Can't stop laughing BOB Chuckle & grin CSS Back off *buddy* C4N Counter-Strike Source (online gaming) BN Ciao for now CT Bad news CAD Can't talk BOE Control + Alt + Delete CTC Meaning "bind on equip" (online gaming) CAD Care to chat? BOL Short for Canada/Canadian CTHU Best of luck CAM Cracking the *heck* up BOLO Camera (SMS) CTN Be on the look out CB Can't talk now BOOMS Coffee break CTO Bored out of my skull CB Check this out BOP Chat break CU Meaning "bind on pickup" (online gaming) CB See you too BOSMKL Crazy *b* CU Bending over smacking my knee laughing CD9 See you BOT Code 9, Meaning "parents are around" CU2 Back on topic CFS See you BOT Care for secret? CUA Be on that CFY See you around BOYF Calling for you CUL Boyfriend CIAO See you later BPLM Good-bye (Italian word) CULA Big person little mind CICO See you later alligator BRB Coffee in, coffee out CUL8R Be right back CID See you later BR Crying in disgrace CUMID Best regards CID See you in my dreams BRBB Consider it done CURLO Be right back *babe* CLAB See you around like a donut BRNC Crying like a baby CWOT Be right back, nature calls CM Complete waste of time BRD Call me CWYL Bored CMB Chat with you later CYA DLBBB E See you Don't let (the) bed bugs bite Ecstasy CYAL8R DLTBBB E See you later Don't let the bed bugs bite Enemy (online gaming) CYE DM E1 Check your e-mail Doesn't matter Everyone CYEP DM E123 Close your eyes partner (online gaming) Direct message ( Twitter slang ) Easy as one, two, three CYO DM E2EG See you online Do me Ear to ear grin "D" DM EAK D2 Dungeon Master (online gaming) Eating at keyboard Dedos / fingers (Spanish SMS) DMNO EBKAC D46? Dude Man No Offense Error between keyboard and chair Down for sex? DMY ED DA Don't mess yourself Erase display Meaning "The" DN EF4T DAoC Down Effort Dark Age of Camelot (online gaming) DNC EG DBAU Do not compute (meaning I do not Evil grin Doing business as usual understand) EI DBEYR DNR Eat it Don't believe everything you read Dinner (SMS) EIP DC DNT Editing in progress Disconnect Don't EM DD d00d E-mail ( Twitter slang ) Dear (or Darling) daughter Dude EMA DD DOE E-mail address Due diligence Daughter of Eve EMFBI DEGT DP Excuse me for butting in Dear (or Darling) daughter Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat) EMFBI DF DPS Excuse me for jumping in Don't even go there Damage per second (online gaming) EMSG DFL DQMOT E-mail message Dead *freaking* last (online gaming) Don't quote me on this ENUF DGA DR Enough Don’t go anywhere Didn't read EOD DGAF DS End of day Don't give a *freak* Dear (or Darling) son EOD DGT DTR End of discussion Don't go there Define the relationship EOL DGTG DTRT End of lecture Don't go there, girlfriend Do the right thing EOL DH DTS End of life Dear (or Darling) husband Don't think so EOM DHU DTTD End of message Dinosaur hugs (used to show support) Don't touch that dial EOS DIIK DUPE End of show Darned if I know Duplicate EOT DIKU DUR End of transmission Do I know you? Do you remember? EQ DILLIGAF DV8 EverQuest (online gaming) Do I look like I give a *freak*? Deviate ERS2 DILLIGAS DW Eres tz / are you (Spanish SMS) Do I look like I give a sugar? Dear (or Darling) wife ES DIS DWF Erase screen Did I say? Divorced white female ESAD DITYID DWM Eat *S* and die! Did I tell you I'm distressed? Divorced white male ETA DIY DXNRY Estimated time (of) arrival Do it yourself Dictionary ETA DKDC DYNWUTB Edited to add Don't know, don't care Do you know what you are talking about? EVA DKP DYFI Ever Dragon kill points (online gaming) Did you find it? EVO D/L DYFM Evolution Download Dude, you fascinate me EWG DL DYOR Evil wicked grin (in fun, teasing) Download Do your own research (common stock EWI DL market chat slang) Emailing while intoxicated Down low "E" EYC Excitable, yet calm For real though Grinning, ducking, and running EZ FTBOMH GFI Easy From the bottom of my heart Go for it EZY FTL GF Easy For the loss Girl friend "F" FTW GFN F For the win Gone for now Meaning female FU GG F2F *Freak* you Gotta Go Face to face FUBAR GG F2P Fouled up beyond all recognition Good Game (online gaming) Free to play (online gaming) FUBB GG FAAK Fouled up beyond belief Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs) Falling asleep at keyboard FUD GGA FAF Face up deal (online gaming) Good game, all (online gaming) Funny as *freak* FW GGE1 FAQ Forward Good game, everyone (online gaming) Frequently asked questions FWB GGMSOT FAY Friend with benefits Gotta get me some of that *Freak* all you FWIW GGOH FB For what it's worth Gotta Get Outa Here FaceBook FWM GGP FBF Fine with me Got to go pee Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries) FYEO GH FBFR For your eyes only Good hand (online gaming) FaceBook friend FYA GIAR FBM For your amusement Give it a rest Fine by me FYI GIC FBOW For your information Gift in crib (online gaming) For better or worse "G" GIGO FC G Garbage in, garbage out Fingers crossed Grin GIRL FC G Guy in real life Full card (online gaming) Giggle GJ FC'INGO G/F Good job For crying out loud Girlfriend GL FEITCTAJ G2CU Good luck *Freak* 'em if they can't take a joke Good to see you GL2U FF G2G Good luck to you (online gaming) Follow Friday ( Twitter slang ) Got to go GL/HF FFA G2GICYAL8ER Good luck, have fun (online gaming) Free for all (online gaming) Got to go I'll see you later GLE1 FFS G2R Good luck everyone (online gaming) For *freak'*sakes Got to run GLNG FICCL G2TU Good luck next game (online gaming) Frankly I couldn't care a less Got to tell u (you) GMBA FIF G4C Giggling my butt off *Freak* I'm funny Going for coffee GMTA FIIK G9 Great minds think alike *Freaked* if I know Genius GMV FIIOOH GA Got my vote Forget it, I'm out of here Go ahead GN FIL GAC Good night Father in law Get a clue GNE1 FIMH GAFC Good night everyone Forever in my heart Get a *freaking* clue GNIGHT FISH GAL Good night First in, still here Get a life GNITE FITB GAS Good night Fill in the blank Got a second? GNSD FML GAS Good night, sweet dreams *Freak* My Life Greetings and salutations GOI FOMC GB Get over it Falling off my chair Goodbye GOL FOAD GBTW Giggling out loud *Freak* off and die Get back to work GR8 FOAF GBU Great Friend of a friend God bless you GRATZ FOMCL GDR Congratulations Falling off my chair laughing Grinning, ducking, and running GRL FRT GD/R Girl GRWG HP IGN Get right with God Hit points / Health points (online gaming) I (I've) got nothing GR&D HRU IGP Grinning, running and ducking How are you? I got to (go) pee GS HTH IHNI Good shot Hope this helps I have no idea GS HUB IIRC Good split (online gaming) Head up butt If I remember correctly GT HUYA IIIO Good try Head up your *butt* Intel inside, idiot outside GTFO HV IK Get the *freak* out Have I know GTG HVH IKR Got to go Heroic Violet Hold (online gaming) I know, right? GTRM HW ILBL8 Going to read mail Homework I'll be late GTSY "I" ILU Great (or good) to see you I2 I love you GUD I too (me too) ILUM Good IA8 I love you man GWHTLC I already ate ILY Glad we had this little chat IAAA I love you "H" I am an accountant IM H IAAD Instant message Hug I am a doctor IMAO H8 IAAL In my arrogant opinion Hate I am a lawyer IMHO H8TTU IAC In my humble opinion Hate to be you In any case ImL HAG1 IAE (in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of Have a good one In any event using the American sign language in text) HAK IANAC IMNSHO Hug and kiss I am not a crook In my not so humble opinion HAU IANAL IMO How about you? I am not a lawyer In my opinion H&K IAO IMS Hugs & kisses I am out (of here) I am sorry H2CUS IB IMSB Hope to see you soon I'm back I am so bored HAGN IB IMTM Have a good night I'm back I am the man HAGO IC IMU Have a good one I see I miss u (you) HAND ICAM INAL Have a nice day I couldn't agree more I'm not a lawyer HB ICBW INC Hurry back It could be worse Meaning "incoming" (online gaming) HB ICEDI IOMH Hug back I can't even discuss it In over my head H-BDAY ICFILWU IOW Happy Birthday I could fall in love with you In other words HBU ICYMI IRL How about you? In case you missed it ( Twitter slang ) In real life HF IDBI IRMC Have fun I don't believe it I rest my case HFAC IDC ISLY Holy flipping animal crackers I don't care I still love you H-FDAY IDGAF ITAM Happy Father's Day I don't give a *freak* It's The Accounting, Man (financial HHIS IDK blogs) Head hanging in shame I don't know ITYK HL IDTS I thought you knew Half Life (online gaming) I don't think so IUSS HLA IDUNNO If you say so Hola / hello (Spanish SMS) I don't know IWALU H-MDAY IFYP I will always love you Happy Mother's Day I feel your pain IWAWO HNL IG2R I want a way out (w)Hole 'nother level I got to run IWIAM HOAS IGHT Idiot wrapped in a moron Hold on a second I got high tonight IYKWIM If you know what I mean I will key you later Looking for group (online gaming) IYO KEYME LFG In your opinion Key me when you get in Looking for guard (online gaming) IYQ KFY LFM Meaning "I like you" Kiss for you Looking for more (online gaming) IYSS KIA LGH If you say so Know it all Lets get high "J" KISS LH6 j00 Keep it simple, stupid Lets have sex You KIT LHSX j00r Keep in touch Lets have sex Your KMA LHM JAC Kiss my *a* Lord help me Just a second KMK LHO JAM Kiss my keister Laughing head off Just a minute KMT LI JAS Kiss my tushie LinkedIn Just a second KOC LIC JC (J/C) Kiss on cheek Like I care Just checking KOL LIK JDI Kiss on cheek Meaning liquor Just do it KOS LIMT JFF Kid over shoulder Laugh in my tummy Just for fun KOW LLGB JFGI Knock on wood Love, later, God bless Just *freaking* Google it KOTC LLS JIC Kiss on the cheek Laughing like *silly* Just in case KOTL LMAO JJ (J/J) Kiss on the lips Laughing my *a* off Just joking KNIM LMBO JJA Know what I mean? Laughing my butt off Just joking around KNOW LMFAO JK (J/K) Meaning "knowledge" Laughing my freaking *a* off Just kidding KPC LMIRL JLMK Keeping parents clueless Lets meet in real life Just let me know KS LMK JMO Kill then steal (online gaming) Let me know Just my opinion KSC LMMFAO JP Kind (of) sort (of) chuckle Laughing my mother freaking a** off Just playing KT LMNK JP Katie Leave my name out Jackpot (online gaming, bingo games) KUTGW LNT JT (J/T) Keep up the good work Meaning lost in translation Just teasing "L" LOA JTLYK L2G List of acronyms Just to let you know Like to go? LOL JV L2G Laughing out loud Meaning "joint venture" (would) Love to go LOL JW L2K Laugh out loud Just wondering Like to come LOL "K" l33t Lots of love K Leet, meaning 'elite' LOLH Okay L8R Laughing out loud hysterically KK Later LOLO Knock, knock L8RG8R Lots of love KK Later, gator LOLWTF Okay, Okay! LBAY Laughing out loud (saying) "What the K8T Laughing back at you *freak*?" Katie LD LOTI k/b Later, dude Laughing on the inside Keyboard LD LOTR KB Long distance Lord of The Rings (online gaming) Keyboard LDO LQTM KB Like, duh obviously Laughing quietly to myself Kick butt (online gaming) LEMENO LSHMBH KDFU Let me know Laugh so hard my belly hurts Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) LERK LSV *freak* up Leaving easy reach of keyboard Language, sex and violence KEWL LFD LTD Cool Left for day Living the dream KEYA LFG LTLWDLS Let's twist like we did last summer MOMBOY No *freaking* way LTNS Mamma's boy NFW Long time no see MOO Not for work LTOD My own opinion NFWS Laptop of death MOOS Not for work safe LTS Member of the opposite sex NH Laughing to self MOS Nice hand (online gaming) LULT Mother over shoulder NIFOC Love you long time MOSS Naked in front of computer LULZ Member of same sex NIGI Slang for LOL MP Now I get it LVM Mana points (online gaming) NIMBY Left voice mail MR.(number) Not in my back yard LWOS Meaning "child and his age". Mr.3 would NIROK Laughing without smiling be a 3-year old son Not in reach of keyboard LY MRT NLT Love ya Modified ReTweet ( Twitter slang ) No later than LYLAS MSG NM Love you like a sis Message Nothing much LYLC MTF NM Love you like crazy More to follow Never mind LYSM MTFBWU NM Love you so much May the force be with you Nice meld (online gaming) "M" MU NMH M$ Miss U (you) Not much here Microsoft MUAH NMJC M8 Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) Nothing much, just chilling Mate humor NMU MB MUSM Not much, you? Mamma's boy Miss you so much NO1 MBS MWAH No one Mom behind shoulder Meaning "kiss" (it is is the sound made NOOB MC when kissing through the air) Meaning someone who is bad at (online) Merry Christmas MYO games MDIAC Mind your own (business) NOWL My Dad is a cop MYOB Meaning "knowledge" MEGO Mind your own business NOYB My eyes glaze over "N" None of your business MEH n00b NP Meaning a "shrug" or shrugging shoulders Newbie No problem MEH N1 NPC Meaning a "so-so" or "just okay" Nice one Non-playing character (online gaming) MEHH N2M NQT Meaning a "sigh" or sighing Nothing too much Newly qualified teacher MEZ NADT NR Meaning "mesmerize" (online gaming) Not a darn thing Nice roll (online gaming) MFI NALOPKT NRN Mad for it Not a lot of people know that No response/reply necessary MGB NANA NS May God bless Not now, no need Nice score (online gaming) MGMT NBD NS Management No big deal Nice split (online gaming) MIRL NBFAB NSA Meet in real life No bad for a beginner (online gaming) No strings attached MISS.(number) NC NSFW Meaning "child and her age". Miss.3 would Nice crib (online gaming) Not safe for work be a 3-year old daughter ND NSISR MKAY Nice double (online gaming) Not sure if spelled right Meaning "Mmm, okay" NE NT MLM Any Nice try Meaning give the middle finger NE1 NTHING MM Anyone Nothing (SMS) Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msg) NFM NTS MMK None for me / Not for me Note to self Meaning okay? (as a question) NFM NVM MNC Not for me Never mind Mother nature calls NFS NVR MNSG Need for Speed (online gaming) Never Mensaje (message in Spanish) NFS NW MorF Not for sale No way Male or female? NFW NWO No way out Off topic (discussion forums) Please let me know "O" OTB PLS O4U Off to bed Please Only for you OTFL PLU O On the floor laughing People like us Opponent (online gaming) OTL PLZ O Out to lunch Please Meaning "hugs" OTOH PLZTLME O On the other hand Please tell me Over OTP PM OA On the phone Private Message Online auctions OTT PMFI (see more auction abbreviations ) Over the top Pardon me for interrupting OATUS OTTOMH PMFJI On a totally unrelated subject Off the top of my head Pardon me for jumping in OB OTW PMSL Oh baby Off to work Pee myself laughing OB OVA POAHF Oh brother Over Put on a happy face OH OYO POS Overheard On your own Parent over shoulder OI "P" POV Operator indisposed P Point of view OIB Partner (online gaming) POV Oh, I'm back P2P Privately owned vehicle (originally used OIC Parent to parent to differentiate an individual's vehicle Oh, I see P2P from a military vehicle) OJ Peer to peer PPL Only joking P2P People OL Pay to play (online gaming) PPU Old lady P911 Pending pick-up OLL Parents coming into room alert PROLLY Online love PAT Probably OM Meaning "patrol" (online gaming) PROGGY Old man PAW Meaning computer program OM Parents are watching PRON Oh, my PBOOK Meaning pornography OMAA Phonebook (e-mail) PRT Oh, my aching *A* (butt) PC Party OMDB Player character (online gaming) PRT Over my dead body PCM Please Retweet ( Twitter slang ) OMFG Please call me PRW Oh my *freaking* God PDA People/parents are watching omfglmaobbqrofl Personal display (of) affection PSOS copteriss PDH Parent standing over shoulder oh my *freaking* god, laugh my *a* off, Pretty darn happy PSP owned, roll on floor spinning around I'm so PDS Playstation Portable sad Please don't shoot PST OMG PDQ Please send tell (online gaming) Oh my God Pretty darn quick PTIYPASI OMGYG2BK PEEPS Put that in your pipe and smoke it Oh my God, you got to be kidding People PTL OMW PFT Praise the Lord On my way Pretty *freaking* tight PTMM ONL PIC Please tell me more Online Picture PUG OO PIP Pick up group (online gaming) Over and out Peeing in pants (laughing hard) PVP OOC PIR Player versus player (online gaming) Out of character Parents in room PWN OOH PISS Meaning "own" Out of here Put in some sugar PXT OOTD PITA Please explain that One of these days Pain in the *butt* PU OOTO PKMN That stinks! Out of the office Pokemon (online gaming) PUKS OP PL8 Pick up kids (SMS) On phone Plate PYT ORLY PLD Pretty young thing Oh really? Played PZ OT PLMK Peace PZA Retweet ( Twitter slang ) SICNR Pizza RTBS Sorry, I could not resist "Q" Reason to be single SIG2R Q RTFM Sorry, I got to run Queue Read the *freaking* manual SIHTH QC RTFQ Stupidity is hard to take Quality control Read the *freaking* question SIMYC QFE RTMS Sorry I missed your call Question for everyone Read the manual, stupid SIR QFI RTNTN Strike it rich Quoted for idiocy Retention (e-mail, Government) SIS QFI RTRCTV Snickering in silence Quoted for irony Retroactive (e-mail, Government) SIT QIK RTRMT Stay in touch Quick Retirement (e-mail, Government) SK8 QL RTSM Skate Quit laughing Read the stupid manual SK8NG QOTD RTWFQ Skating Quote of the day Read the whole *freaking* question SK8R QQ (qq) RU Skater Meaning "crying eyes" Are you? SK8RBOI QQ RUMOF Skater Boy Quick question Are you male or female? SLAP QSL RUT Sounds like a plan Reply Are u (you) there? SMHID QSO RUOK Scratching my head in disbelief Conversation Are you okay? SNAFU QT RX Situation normal all fouled up Cutie Regards SNERT QTPI RW Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager Cutie pie Real world SO "R" RX Significant other R8 Meaning drugs or prescriptions SOAB Rate (SMS) RYB Son of a *B* RBAY Read your Bible S'OK Right back at you RYO Meaning It' (s) okay (ok) RFN Roll your own SOL Right *freaking* now RYS Sooner or later RHIP Read your screen SOMY Rank has its privileges RYS Sick of me yet? RIP Are you single? SorG Rest in peace "S" Straight or Gay? RL S2R SOS Real life Send to receive (meaning send me your Meaning help RLY picture to get mine) SOS Really S2S Son of Sam RME Sorry to say SOT Rolling my eyes SAL Short of time RMLB Such a laugh SOTMG Read my lips baby SAT Short of time, must go RMMM Sorry about that SOWM Read my mail man SB Someone with me ROFL Should be SPK Rolling on floor laughing SB Speak (SMS) ROFLCOPTER Smiling back SRSLY Rolling on floor laughing and spinning SBT Seriously around Sorry 'bout that SPST ROFLMAO SC Same place, same time Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off Stay cool SPTO ROTFL SDMB Spoke to Rolling on the floor laughing Sweet dreams, my baby SQ ROTFLUTS SETE Square Rolling on the floor laughing unable to Smiling Ear-to-Ear SRY speak SFAIK Sorry RS So far as I know SS Runescape (online gaming) SH So sorry RSN Same here SSDD Real soon now SH^ Same stuff, different day RT Shut up SSIF Roger that SHID So stupid it's funny RT Slapping head in disgust SSINF So stupid it's not funny TBL Tomorrow p.m. ST&D Text back later TPTB Stop texting and drive TC The powers that be STFU Take care TQ Shut the *freak* up TCB Te quiero / I love you (Spanish SMS) STR8 Take care of business TSH Straight TCOY Tripping so hard STW Take care of yourself TSNF Search the Web TD That's so not fair SUITM Tower defense (online gaming) TSTB See you in the morning TDTM The sooner, the better SUL Talk dirty to me TTFN See you later TFF Ta ta for now SUP Too *freaking* funny TTLY What's up? TFS Totally SUTH Thanks for sharing TTTT So use(d) to haters (Facebook) TFTF These things take time SUX Thanks for the follow ( Twitter slang ) TTUL Meanings sucks or "it sucks" TFTI Talk to you later SWAK Thanks for the invitation TU Sent (or sealed) with a kiss TG Thank you SWALK Thank goodness TUI Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss TGIF Turning you in SWAT Thank God it's Friday TWSS Scientific wild *butt* guess THX That's what she said SWL Thanks TTG Screaming with laughter THT Time to go SWMBO Think happy thoughts TTYAFN She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or THNX Talk to you awhile from now partner Thanks TTYL SYL THNQ Talk to you later See you later Thank-you (SMS) TTYS SYS TIA Talk to you soon See you soon Thanks in advance TY SYY TIAD Thank you Shut your yapper Tomorrow is another day TYFC "T" TIC Thank you for charity (online gaming) T+ Tongue-in-cheek TYFYC Think positive TILIS Thank you for your comment T4BU Tell it like it is TYS Thanks for being you TIR Told you so T:)T Teacher in room TYT Think happy thoughts TLK2UL8R Take your time TA Talk to you later TYSO Thanks a lot TL Thank you so much TAFN Too long TYAFY That's all for now TMB Thank you and *freak* you TAM Text me back TYVM Tomorro a.m. TMB Thank you very much TANK Tweet me back ( Twitter slang ) "U" Meaning really strong TMI ^URS TANKED Too much information Up yours Meaning "owned" TMOT UCMU TANKING Trust me on this You crack me up Meaning "owning" TMTH UDI TARFU Too much to handle Unidentified drinking injury (meaning Things Are Really *fouled* Up. TMWFI bruise, scratch, ache and so on) TAU Take my word for it UDM Thinking about u (you) TNSTAAFL U (You) da (the) man TAUMUALU There's no such thing as a free lunch UDS Thinking about you miss you always love TNT Ugly domestic scene you Til next time UFB TBAG TOJ Un *freaking* believable Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a Tears of joy UFN fragged/killed player (online gaming) TOS Until further notice TBC Terms of service UGTBK To be continued TOU You've got to be kidding TBD Thinking of you UKTR To be determined TOY You know that's right TBH Thinking of you UL To be honest TPM Upload U-L VWD What's in it for me? Meaning "You will" Very well done (online gaming) WISP UNA VWP Winning is so pleasurable Use no acronyms Very well played (online gaming) WITP UN4TUN8 "W" What is the point? Unfortunate W@ WITW UNBLEFBLE What? What in the world Unbelievable W/ WIU UNCRTN With Wrap it up Uncertain W/B WK UNPC Welcome back Week Un- (not) politically correct W3 WKD UOK WWW (Web address) Weekend (Are) You ok? W8 WRT UR Wait With regard to You are / You're WAH WL UR2YS4ME Working at home Whatta loser You are too wise for me WAJ W/O URA* What a jerk Without You are a star WAM WOMBAT URH Wait a minute Waste of money, brains and time You are hot (U R Hot) WAN2 WOW URSKTM Want to? (SMS) World of Warcraft (online gaming) You are so kind to me WAN2TLK WRK URTM Want to talk Work You are the man WAREZ WRU@ URW meaning pirated (illegally gained) Where are you at? You are welcome software WRUD USBCA WAS What are you doing? Until something better comes along Wait a second WTB USU WAS Want to buy (online gaming) Usually Wild *a* guess WTF UT WAWA What the *freak* ? Unreal Tournament (online gaming) Where are we at? WTFE UT2L WAYF What the *freak* ever You take too long Where are you from? WTFO UTM W/B What the *freak* ?, over. You tell me Write back WTG UV WB Way to go Unpleasant visual Welcome back WTGP UW WBS Want to go private (talk out of public chat You're welcome Write back soon area) "V" WBU WTH VBS What about you? What the heck? Very big smile WC WTM VEG Welcome Who's the man? Very evil grin WC WTS VFF Who cares Want to sell? (online gaming) Very freaking funny WCA WTT VFM Who cares anyway Want to trade? (online gaming) Value for money W/E WU VGC Whatever What's up? Very good condition W/END WUCIWUG VGG Weekend What you see is what you get Very good game (online gaming) WE WUF VGH Whatever Where are you from? Very good hand (online gaming) WEP WUP VIP Weapon (online gaming) What's up? Very important person WH5 WUW VM Who, what, when, where, why What u (you) want? Voice mail WIBNI WUU2 VN Wouldn't it be nice if What are you up to? Very nice WDALYIC WUZ VNH Who died and left you in charge Meaning "was" Very nice hand (online gaming) WDYK WWJD VRY What do you know? What would Jesus do? Very WDYT WWJD VSC What do you think? What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Very soft chuckle WGACA Judd, who was known to do things in his VSF What do you think? own compulsive way.) Very sad face WIIFM WWNC Will wonders never cease Wife Zero tolerance WWYC YG ZUP Write when you can Young gentleman Meaning "What's up?" WYCM YGTBKM ZZZZ Will you call me? You've got to be kidding me Sleeping (or bored) WYD YGG What (are) you doing? You go girl WYGAM YHBT When you get a minute You have been trolled WYHAM YHBW When you have a minute You have been warned WYLEI YHL When you least expect it You have lost WYSIWYG YIU What you see is what you get Yes, I understand WYWH YKW Wish you were here You know what "X" YKWYCD X-1-10 You know what you can do Meaning "Exciting" YL X Young lady Kiss YMMV X! Your mileage may vary Meaning "a typical woman" YNK XD You never know Meaning "really hard laugh" (where D is a YR smiley mouth) Your XD YR Meaning a "devilish smile" Yeah right XME YRYOCC Excuse Me You're running your own cuckoo clock XOXOXO YSIC Hugs & Kisses Your sister in Christ XLNT YSYD Excellent Yeah sure you do XLR8 YT Meaning "faster" or "going faster" You there? XYL YTB Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur You're the best radio) YTB XYZ Youth talk back Examine your zipper YTTL "Y" You take too long Y? YTG Why? You're the greatest Y YW Meaning Yawn You're welcome Y2K YWHNB You're too kind Yes, we have no bananas YA YWHOL Your Yelling "woohoo" out loud YAA YWSYLS Yet another acronym You win some, you lose some YABA YYSSW Yet another bloody acronym Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever YARLY "Z" Ya, really? Z YBIC Zero Your brother in Christ Z YBS Z's are calling (meaning going to You'll be sorry bed/sleep) YCDBWYCID Z You can't do business when your computer Meaning "Said" is down Z% YCHT Zoo You can have them ZH YCLIU Sleeping Hour You can look it up ZOMG YCMU Used in World of Warcraft to mean OMG You crack me up (Oh My God) YF ZOT