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V O L U M E N O . 46 IS S U E 26 UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, DURHAM, N. H. — DECEMBER 13, 1956 PRICE — SEVEN CENTS Salisbury Informs, MacLeish, Mumford, Huxley Appear Davis Inspires, At In New Distinguished Lectures Series Archibald MacLeish, Lewis Mumford, and Aldous Huxley will Large Convocation appear in the University’s new distinguished lecture series this winter. This series will be supported by a recent two-year grant President Eldon L. Johnson welcomed a large crowd of students and towns­ given by the Harriet M. Spaulding Charitable Trust. people to a convocation last Thursday. Archibald MacLeish is a noted poet, author, former Librarian This convocation was held to inform- of Congress and Assistant Secretary of State. At present he is a those attending on the crisis in Hungary member of the Harvard faculty. He will be on campus Jan. 17 and to trigger a campus and town-wide and 18 and will address a convocation in drive for contributions to be channeled New Hampshire on the afternoon of the through CARE for Hungarian refugees 17. in Austria. Pan-Hell Organizes Lewis Mumford, social philosopher and Harrison Salisbury, Pulitzer Prize city planner, will appear Feb. 26-28, winning Moscow Correspondent of The Girls Rush Period speaking on the 28th. New York Times, called the Hungarian The last speaker of the present series, crisis the most serious since W orld W ar Aldous Huxley, is a noted British author. II. In a speech intended to give the audi­ Of Early February Although no exact date has been set ence background on the present situation, for his appearance, it is hoped that he he stated that the cause for the trouble is On M onday, Feb. 4, 1957, the two will be on campus either late in April or Russia’s change in policy since the death and a half week period of formal rush­ early in May. of Stalin. Under Stalin, uprisings could ing will begin for freshman and upper- All three men will address convocations not occur because he maintained iron class girls with an open house and in New Hampshire Hall and meet with control through a powerful police. People Mary Jo Price, Virginia Paulu, Barbara Lee guided tour of the sororities. small groups and perhaps attend classes were in constant fear of being arrested In preparation for rushing, the while in Durham. and sent to the forced labor camps in members of the Pan-Hellenic Council The program for the distinguished lec­ Siberia. De-Stalinization Arnold Air Society will be visiting the dorms after tures series has been formulated by a The conditions in Russia and the satel­ Ginny Paulu Reigns Christmas vacation to answer any special committee consisting of President lites have changed since the “de-s"taliniza- questions that rushees might have. Eldon Johnson, Professor John Holden, tion” started to take place under the pres­ Hosts N E Conclave They will also give informal talks to Professor Edwin Scheier, Professor Al­ ent leaders. There has been a general Over Mil-Arts Ball This past weekend,' the UNH acquaint the girls with the process. bion Hodgdon, and Kenneth Maclver, T he rush booklet for the 1957 season reduction in nolice power, discipline over Reigning queen of last weekend’s Squadron of the Arnold Air Society student representative. has been revised and will be available the people has been relaxed, work camps Military Ball was Virginia Paulu. Archibald MacLeish was born in Glen­ played host to delegates from five New after Christmas. are releasing prisoners, sudden seizure Ginny, a junior, was sponsored by coe, Illinois, attended local schools, and England Area Squadrons in a conclave In order to aid the rushees in any and imprisonment under false pretenses Alpha Tau Omega, and won the went to Yale College and Harvard Law described by Area Commander, Cadet difficulties which might occur during is becoming rare. In Russian domestic crown after vieing with fourteen other School. In World War I he served in Colonel Cliff Rockwell, as,” . . . highly the rush season, members of City policy there has been more emphasis on candidates. She was chosen at a tea France in the field artillery, rising to Pan-Hellenic and of College Pan- production in non-heavy industry than held at Phi Mu Delta last Tuesday successful and quite beneficial . . .” the rank o f captain. After practicing Hellenic will be in Commons on Tues­ before and increasing amounts of food afternoon by a representative of the Delegates from the University of law for three years in Boston, he set out and consumer goods are being offered on Hart Modeling Agency and two of Vermont, Connecticut, Boston Uni­ day, Wednesday, and Thursday nights of the second week between 4:30’ and boldly to become a poet. A fter five years the market. his models. versity Colby, St. M ichael’s, and U N H in Paris, where he wrote steadily, he These changes in policy seem to bn Acting as aides were sophomores 5:30. A receptionist will be available convened Saturday morning in a two to' help the girl decide whether she returned to America and eventually be­ reflected by changes in the attitudes of Barbara Lee, Sigma Beta’s candidate, hour business session at which each came one of the editors of Fortune. In Soviet and satellite peoples. Last month and Mary Jo Price, Sigma Alpha should see an older woman or a stu­ school was given an opportunity to air 1939 President Roosevelt appointed him workers in a large Moscow factory went Epsilon’s candidate. dent. Any problems or questions which its problems and make suggestions or a rushee has should be taken immedi­ Librarian of Congress, and during World out on strike. This was the first strike The queen wore a light blue full War II he served first as director of the resolutions. Colonel Louis Ciccolis, ately to these people for they will be by Russian laborers in thirty years. They length gown and corsage of white Office of Facts and Figures, then as the Executive Officer of the .National in a position to give counseling and got the reforms they asked for. A t the gardenias. Ballerina length dresses Assistant Secretary of State. University of M oscow some students post were worn by the aides: Mary Jo headquarters in Washington D. C. advice. For the benefit of sorority girls, the Mr. MacLeish was awarded a Pulitzer news bulletins of the BBC, the British was in aqua crystalfet, Barbara in addressed the. group on the overall Prize for Conquistador, a saga-poem in Broadcasting Company. These bulletins silver-green brocade. All were pre­ parties have been scheduled a day operation of the Society. apart so that they will have time to which a Spanish warrior tells his own often give interpretations and views to sented with bouquets of roses prior For the enjoyment of the delegates story of the conquest of Mexico under which the Soviet regime is violently to their appearance on the stage. prepare for them and still keep up the UNH Squadron planned a social their school work. Cortez. opposed. Some students seem to be showing Miss Paulu was escorted to the schedule which included, providing onen antagonism. At present, citizens are stage by Dick Spaulding, Cadet A rushee may accept no more than dates, through the Angel Flight, for four invitations to an informal party not afraid to openly ask questions about Colonel, and was crowned by Dr. Ed­ the Mil-Arts Ball, a tour of the on any one night. She may accept the government, to sometimes criticize ward D. Eddy. She received a silver Strategic Air Command Base at only three conclusive party invitations. Hungarian Drive it and to joke about it. The Hungarian cup, and eagles giving her the rank of Portsmouth with luncheon at the T he 1957 form al rush schedule is situation shows that antagonism is found Honorary Cadet Colonel. Officer’s Club, and invitations to the as follow s: in the satellites as well as in Russia. It The queen’s aides were also pre­ fraternity parties Saturday night. Monday — sign-up, guided tour, and Collects $2,129 was found that Hungarians remained sented silver cups, and gold leafs open house subdued as long as Red Arm y tanks re­ significant of the Honorary Major Members of Angel Flight similarly Tuesday — informal open house mained in the streets. W hen they left rank. honored Arnold Air Society pledges, First Five Days Thursday — informal party by in­ demonstrations and agitations began To highlight the evening Miss creating a new tradition. vitation In the first five days of the unified again. Solution For Russia Paulu tapped 25 new pledges to Freddy Sateriale’s Dance Band Monday — informal party by invita­ campus and community drive to raise Mr. Salisbury believes the only way Scabbard and Blade. During the provided the music for the ball. ceremony the pledges and their dates Saturday evening fraternity parties tion funds to send CARE packages to Russia can solve her problem is to change Wednesday, Thursday and Friday — Hungarian refugees in Austria, a the treatment given to her citizens and walked undr the crossed swords of put, the finishing touches on the week­ the present members. end. conclusive parties, two per night. total of $2,129.11 was collected, ac­ satellite peoples. He stated although the Monday — day of silence cording to James Yakovakis, treasurer problem seems insolvable, he is confident Tuesday — Pledging. for the coordinating committee. These Russia’s leaders are capable of solving it. figures were given out on Monday This is illustrated by the fact they have Department of Music Gives Second night. several times, during the present leader­ Student Union Holds Annual Breaking down this figure, Yako­ ship, stopped midway in a situation and Pre-Christmas Dance Friday vakis reported that $1,223.36 had been changed their manner and direction of Christmas Concert Program Tonight collected from townspeople and $905.85 attack on it, bringing it to solution. H ow ­ Highpoint in the University’s pre-Christmas program, the There’s but one week-end left before from the campus. He said that thus ever, he believes they have committed the long-awaited Christmas holidays, and far the girls’ units had outstripped the themselves too deeply to a liberal policy annual Christmas Concert, is being presented for the second time if the results gleaned from placing an mens’ units with the following results: to ever return to Stalinism. this evening in New Hampshire Hall. The concert was also given ear close to the ground mean anything, girls’ dorms, $347.14; mens’ dorms, W here does all this put us as A m eri­ last night. this should be a big one. Heading the $147.75; sororities, $202.71; fraternities, cans? The Soviet Union is pleased with An ambitious program, including selections by the Symphony list of activities is the annual Student $192.0-1. the crisis of the Western Allies over the Union Christmas Dance, to be held this The campaign will continue until Suez situation and is exploiting it. What Orchestra, Concert Choir, Men and Women’s Glee Clubs, String Friday, December 14, from 8-11:30 p.m. after Christmas, _ with the skeleton about our foreign policy in the face of Orchestra, Dance Club, and individual soloists, will begin at 8 p.m. “Mistletoe Magic” is the theme of suppers and clothing drives yet to be the Soviet’s crisis? Mr. Salisbury stated M ore than 300 students from the three the semi-formal dance. The U N H W ild­ run off. that in order to take full advantage of the colleges of the University are participating cats, well-known locally for their fine Most of the housing units have present situation we should do these September Date in the concert under the general super­ jazz and dance stylings, will provide agreed to stage skeleton suppers; that things: 1) Work out a coherent policy music for the affair. is, serve a lunch instead of a regular vision of Professor Karl H. Bratton, as to what kind of friend the U. S. is to John Ferguson, general chairman for supper and donate the difference to be to the new nationalistic states of Set For Opening Chairman of the Department of Music. the dance, and his decorating directors the CARE drive. Several have already Asia, 2) restore our western alliance Mr. Bratton is the conductor of the Gerry Glavin, Allwynne McMullen, and been held, with more to follow. Boxes system to a firm foundation, and 3) an­ Concert Choir and also leads the audience John Haslam have put a great deal of have been placed in the housing units alyze the opposition that lies ahead of Memorial Union in carol singing at the end of the pro­ thought, time and effort into this tradi­ to get clothes to send to the refugees. stated further, we should take full ad- gram. The Symphony Orchestra is con­ tional holiday prelude. In the housing units and downtown us in the U S S R and satellite nations. H e “The Memorial Union building will ducted by Mr. Vincent Bleecker, the coin boxes have been placed for those be open September, 1957,” stated who have not yet contributed or vantage of all opportunities for cultural Men’s Glee Club by Mr. John Wicks, exchanges with Russia for it has been Staton Curtis, Student Union Director would like to contribute more. In and the W om en’s Glee Club by Miss his experience that Russians are impressed in addressing the Student Senate on addition, students and townspeople by the “ American W ay of Life,” the Dec. 3. Meredyth Manns, all of the music fac­ Official Notices may bring contributions to the Alumni things he called our “Secret Weapon.” Behind the existence of the Memo­ ulty. Fund Room, second floor, Alumni All students are responsible for knowledge Next on the Convocation program was rial Union are three reasons: First, it Four Tableaux of notices appearing here. House, between the hours of one and Mr. Kenneth M clver, a university student, will serve as a living memorial to those two p.m. and seven and eight p.m. • Professor John Hatch of the Depart­ who spoke on our relation to the students who gave their lives for their country, To mark the progress of the cam­ of Hungary and our duty to the Hun­ with a “quiet devotional type room” ment of The Arts, assisted by student Drop and Add Cards for Semester II paign, a sign made by Gail McAllister garians in the crisis. which has been set aside. Second, it members, was in charge of decorating will be accepted in Thompson Hall on has been placed in front of the Hamil­ Bette Davis, twice given the Academy will serve the needs of the expanded the auditorium. Tableaux, “The Three Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday ton Smith Library. Award for best actress of the year, gave Student Union program. And third it Kings, “The Shepherds”, “The Adora­ January 15, 16 and 17, 1957. N o D rop The coordinating committee for the a reading of Edna St. Vincent-Millay’s will serve as a statewide conference tion”, and “Christmas Eve” are presented and Add cards will be accepted after drive includes Judy Kirpatrick, Betty “The Murder of Lidice.” Before her center. by members of Mask and Dagger under January 17 until February 4, 1957. Downer, the Reverend Robert Savidge, reading she explained that the happen­ Meals will be served three times a the direction of Professor J. Donald Students who dropped a Semester I Tom Watman, Ruth J. Woodruff, Mrs. ings in this piece, the massacre of a town day, cafeteria style. The Union hopes Batcheller. The program is staged and course which is a prerequisite to a (Continued on Page 8) by the Nazis, were taking place again. to provide “the little extras” in dining. lighted by. Mr. Alec Finlay son. Semester II course should drop the China plates, rather than plastic, will “Only the country and the people are A special feature of this year’s concert Semester II course. A student is re­ Pat Ellis Presents Senior different,” she said. be used and a variety of meals will be is the performance of a new composition sponsible for any course for which he served in an attractive fashion. A “ Before the Paling of the Stars” by P ro­ is registered. If he does not intend to coffee shop is included in the plans. Violin Recital This Sunday fessor Robert Manton. The number is complete such a course, he must drop At the present time a food service sur­ Chem Representatives sung by the Concert Choir, with inci­ it officially or receive a failure for the Miss Patricia Ellis will present a vey is being made to determine the course. Senior Violin Recital in Murkland Roger Woodhead and Frank dental English horn solo played by Rich­ cam pus’ needs. A student who fails a Semester I Auditorium, Sunday, Dec. 16 at 4 p.m. Walmsley will represent the Univer­ ard White. The reaction of the town’s business­ course, which is a prerequesite to a Miss Ellis, a Music Education major sity at the annual Student Night pro­ men to the Memorial Union’s dining Semester II course for which he is in the Department of Music, has been gram of the Northeastern Section of Carols On Carillon facilities was discussed by the Senate. registered, must drop the Semester II very active in campus life both in the American Chemical Society. This It was felt that it was not likely a A second feature is a special dance course. The Semester II course is not music activities and social functions gathering will he held tonight at 6:30 problem would be created as the Uni­ by the Dance Club, under the direction automatically cancelled. This may be during her four years on the campus. p.m. in the Campus Room of the versity’s enrollment is rapidly in­ of Miss Jacqueline Clifford of the Wom­ done by filling a Drop and Add Card She is a member of the UNH Concert Graduate House at the Massachusetts creasing. en’s Physical Education Department. with the signatures of the student’s Choir and is first chair violinist in the Institute of Technology. It is hoped that the commuters and Music for the dance is provided by the adviser and his college dean and by UNH Symphony Orchestra. She is a resident students will not be segre­ Men’s Glee Club. designating on the card: Prerequesite student of Professor Vincent Bleeker, gated. If necessary, a room will be As a prelude to the Christmas Concert failed. director of the University Symphony Senior Class Meeting provided for students who bring their the University Carillon will be heard Anyone dropping 3 or more courses Orchestra. Among the numbers on her lunch. However, eating will not be playing carols from 7 :30 to 7 :50 p.m. or adding 3 or more courses, will be recital she will play Sonata No. 4 in MURKLAND AUDITORIUM allowed generally throughout the The admission charge is $.75. Tickets asked to fill in a new set of registra­ D by Handel and Sonata in A by building. for this evenings performance can be tion cards in lieu of Drop and Add Cesar Franck. She will be accompanied Space has been provided for bowling purchased at the College Shop, the Book­ Cards. Two courses may be dropped by Professor Irving D. Bartley, pianist 7 p.m. — Monday, Dec. 17 alleys and billard tables. They are not store, or at the ticket office of New and / or added without filling in new and organ instructor in the Depart­ (continued on page 8) Hampshire Hall. registration cards. ment of Music. PAGE T W O THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, DECEMBER 13, 1956

Army Department Announces Going, Going, Gone CAMPUS CALENDAR Rank Assignments For Year "Art Also Serves" December 13, Thursday *8:00 Christmas Concert, New Hampshire Hall Pinned: Jane Brown, Phi Mu, to This year’s permanent rank assign­ Hillel, General Elections Jack Frye, Acacia; Helen Benner, Chi ments in the Army ROTC have been Last Lecture Series December 14, Friday *7 :30 Basketball, UNH vs. Vermont, Field House Omega, to Jack Kopka, Lambda Chi announced by Lt. Col. Eugene P. John Richardson of the English depart­ *8 :00 Christmas Dance, Notch Alpha; Robin Hall, Smith, to Gerard Gillespie, Profssor of Military Science ment gave the first talk in Mortar *4 :Q0 Recital, Murkland Auditorium Goudreault, Sigma Beta; Frannie and Tactics. Board’s Last Lecture series, Thursday *7:30 Modern Jazz Society, Open meeting and D riscoll, Phi M u ’56, to Charley Donald E. Holroyd has ben desig­ night in Murkland Auditorium. His lec­ Jam Session, Notch Hall Turner, SAE ’56; Edwina Connolly, nated Cadet Colonel and will command Pi Epsilon, Dr. Parker B. Willis, Alumni ture was entitled “A rt Also Serves,” Sarasota, Florida, to John Ryan, Theta December 16, Sunday *3 :30 the Corps. Others appointed include: Room, New Hampshire Hall and was hypothetically intended to be the Kappa Phi; Carol Newcomb, Nashua, Robert A. Wolff, Cadet Lieutenant last lecture he would ever give. December 17, Monday 7 :00 Student Senate, Hewitt 213 Colonel, and 'Cadet Majors Thomas P. to Roland Lajoie, Theta Kappa Phi; He started by telling the story of Lacey, William E. Leonard, Richard Jackie Rhines, Swampscott, Mass., to Orpheus, according to the Greeks, the Any organization which would like to have a notice of an open A. Spaulding, Joseph A. Barry, and Wally Pratt, Theta Chi. meeting, lecture, etc., appear in the Campus Calendar should call 425 first artist, who went into Hades to find Lewis A. Kelley. Engaged: Barbara Bailey, North, to between 7 and 9 on the Sunday night preceeding publication. » Achieving Captains rank were his wife, Eurydice. Orpheus charmed Bruce McGinley, Englehardt; Amy *Starred items are open to the public. Henry F. Warner, Jr., Ronald L. Pluto with his music and gave Pluto such Bentas, Alpha Chi O m ega ’56, to Joe Beauchemin, Bruce S. Colbath, Jay great pleasure that he allowed Eurydice DesRoches, Phi DU ’56; Annette Marden, and Caleb Marshall. to start back to the upper world with her Levesque, Mount Saint Mary, to Enrollment For Korean Vets Student Directories Cadet Lieutenants' appointed were husband. Thus we have the twofold purpose of George Cass, Sigma Beta; Meg The 1956-57 student directories are William T. Carson, John R. Brackett, Surpasses Last Fall's Record art: (1) to give delight, and (2) to Hutchinson, Phi Mu, to Paul Goyette, now on sale at the University Bookstore. Vincent D. Rogers, William J. Evans, move its audience to action. Theta Chi. Virginia Whisk, Phi Full enrollments of veterans under the If you haven’t bought your copy yet, the Wallace R. Philborrk, Egils Vever- To answer his own question on how Upsilon, Bryant College, to Bob Korean GI Bill show signs of surpassing Bookstore urges you to pick one up be­ brants, and Willard A. Bodwell. Other the modern world could delight in art, Nyman, TKE. the record set last Fall, according to a fore the demand from alumni and busi­ Lieutenants are: Peter D. Jennette, Professor Richardson said, “ The more preliminary report issued today by the ness organizations depletes the stock. The Stuart E. Morse, William E. Ayer, Married: Janet Gooch, Sawyer to thorough the initiation, the more Veterans Administration. price is $.40. Robert J. Collins, Joseph W. Lewis, Ensign William Fleming, U. S. Navy. On Nov. 1—with complete Fall enroll­ Joseph D. Silva, Richard L. Caverly, thorough the delight”. The gray, 96-page pamphlet includes, ment figures still not in— the total had Joseph M. Supino, Henry R. North- He then coped with the question of as an added feature this year, a faculty- passed 688,000 or 11 percent above the ridge, and Charles P. Deleo, Jr. how art can give insight and wisdom to staff section. Both the student directory Jazz Society Meets 615,000 veteran-trainees reported a year All are seniors and upon graduation, our day. He enumerated the ways man and faculty-staff section began as publi­ ago, on Nov. 1. will be commissioned as second controls his environment as a result of Sunday evening Dec. 16, tht Modern Last year, after VA had compiled all cations for the faculty and, due to the lieutenants in the U. S. Army Reserve. scientific discovery and technological de­ Jazz Society will present an informal its figures from throughout the Country, large demand, came to be published for Branch assignments are expected to velopment and went on to contrast the jazz session at the Notch. The Paul the total Fall enrollment of Korea veter­ the student body also. I be announced in March. scientific and artistic approaches to the Earl Quintet, highlighted at the last ans was nearly 707,000. This point was The handy compilation gives the name, same object, the first trying to explain its meeting, will be featured again, plus reached at the close of 1955. home address, class, college, campus ad­ existence and relate it to the general various members of the Wildcats. If By the time VA gets complete figures dress, and home phone of faculty and Officers-Elect laws of science, and the second con­ enough people enjoy this idea, these this year, total Fall enrollments are ex­ staff, as well as a list of out-of-staff staff cerned with a sympathetic interpretation Kenneth Maclver and Mrs. Carmita open sessions will become regular. pected to approach the three-quarter- and a list of faculty-administration com ­ of its “tone, quality, and livingness, from Murphy have been elected President million mark. mittee members. a human point of view”, uninterested in and Vice-President respectively of The proportion of Korea veteran- an explanation of it. SEE YOU AT THE Alpha of New Hampshire Chapter of trainees in college is somewhat higher Illustrating, he read a poem by Gerard Meet your friends at Notch Hall. Pi Gamma Mu, National Social Science this year than last, V A said. On Nov. 1, Honorary Society. They will serve Hopkins and commented that a psychia­ LA CANTINA nearly 409,000, or 60 percent of the total In addition to college, the law permits during the current academic year. trist could have explained Hopkins’ state Where Pizza Is King number of GI trainees, were attending veterans to train in schools below the of mind but he couldn’t have given th'e colleges and universities. A year ago, 55 college level, on-the-job and on-the-farm. aesthetic pleasures Hopkins did in ex­ SPAGHETTI AND RAVIOLI percent of the total were going to schools The Korean GI Bill has been in oper­ Cards, ping pong, games of all sorts pressing it poetically. of higher learning. ation four years. -all available at the Notch. Then Richardson went on to give some of the social qualities of a r t: “ A rt is an expression of individuality in a world E. M. LOEW'S of conformism. It represents Man, the UPTOWN spirit of man, in an age of freedom O I V I o FRANKLIN against tyranny.” He spoke of the fellow­ DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE Dover, New Hampshire ship of men that is in art,adding, “A rt THEATRE is ethical, but it need not be moral.” Dover, New Hampshire Week Beginning Friday, Dec. 14 Wed.-Thurs. Dec. 12-13 He opposed charging literary art with PORTSMOUTH, N. H. pornography when the author was using Fri.-Sat. Dec. 14-15 objectionable scenes to satirize the condi­ SUICIDE MISSION tion. Now through Sat. Dec. 15 Fri.-Sat. Dec. 14-15 BEYOND A REASONABLE also Lastly he said, “ Art gives meaning to Don't Say It — See It DOUBT our own age, it helps us to understand it FIXED BAYONETS and intensifies our experience in life,” RIFIFI Starring TO CATCH A THIEF and concluded, “ A rt is as powerful as Dana Andrews Joan Fontaine Oppenheimer, and as powerless. Honor . . . M eans Trouble! Starring Starring Gary G rant Grace Kelly them both.” PLUS Michael O'Shea Sun.-Mon. Dec. 16-17 Richard Basehart AMAZON TRADER TEA AND SYMPATHY Fri.-Sat. Dec. 14-15 DIAL GEneva 6-2605 PLUS Starring Sun.-Tues. Dec. 16-18 Deborah Kerr John Kerr REPRISAL WORLD IN MY CORNER DESPERADOES ARE IN Second Show at 8:55 Starring IPORTSMOUTH'Sl Guy Madison Katherine Grant Now! Ends Sat., Dec. 15 TOWN Tues. Dec. 18 Audie Murphy also Robert Wagner Terry Moore PLUS BENNY GOODMAN CHA CHA BOOM BETWEEN H EAVEN A N D HELL TWELVE O'CLOCK HIGH Sun.-Tues. Dec. 16-18 STORY Sun.-Tues. Dec. 16-18 Plus! THE 3 O U TLAW S G regory Peck Starring 4 Days! Sun-Wed! Dec. 16-19 MAN FROM DEL RIO Steve Allen Donna Reed SLEEPING CITY Starts Christmas D ay for 2 weeks. Tim Hovey Maureen O'Hara Starring Closed Wednesday, December 19— PLUS EVERYTHING BUT THE TRUTH GIANT Anthony Quinn Tuesday, January 1, inclusive THE KILLERS Also! DANIEL BOONE Occupational Therapy Majors:

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Student Visitor To England Explains Scheier Pottery Alteration Made In Dormitory Councils Revise Old Policies Oxford University's Program, Policy Renowned Here Guest Housing Rule It seems that two governmental or­ Unique among educational programs is that at Oxford Uni­ The -topic of discussion at the re­ ganizations on campus which have made And In Europe cent meeting of WIDC was room relatively little noise have been quite versity. All the way from the general organization of the uni­ authorization for dormitory guests. active of late. Both ID-C, the men’s versity to the method of education, it differs vastly from American By Roxanne Dane University -ruling until this -time has interdormitory council, and WIDC, the required that reservations for over­ women’s interdormitory council, have de­ colleges and universities. An O. T. student returned from her night guests be made with the House cided to revise their respective constitu­ Oxford as a university functions only as an examining body class in ceramics one day feeling quite Directors a week in advance. It was tions and weed out those clauses which frustrated and discouraged. She had for a collection of independent colleges. There are 23 men’s and decided that the ruling be changed to are somewhat archaic. Continuing wit-h spent two long hours working on what five women’s colleges which form the real core of Oxford. The read that guests will be -allowed to this liberal policy, Bobbie Hatch, presi­ she called a cream pitcher. She wanted woman’s > college was established stay overnight if the House Directors dent of W ID C , said that the council is first to achieve a design that would be there in the late 1800’s, but it is inter­ are notified two days in advance. also revising the booklet on women’s Humanities Trips Heighten “pleasing to the eye” and that is quite esting to note that degrees have been rules in an attempt to allow more free­ Understanding of Paintings a feat in the department of the arts. Mr. Chester Titu-s, Manager of Uni­ dom in conduct. conferred upon them only within the versity Housing, met with WIDC When she finally modelled it into a W ID C ’s program includes plans for last ten years. Many of the humanities classes during this meeting. It was held at desirable shape, she proudly showed allowing commuters to participate in A ll the colleges at O xford are in every have been taking field trips to Boston the home of Dean Margaret it to her instructor. “Very nice,” he dormitory activities, for a proposed re­ respect independent of one another. All these past weeks between the Thanks­ M cK oane. said, “Are you going to make one treat for WIDC members, and for a matter of subjects is studied in each as giving and Christmas vacations. Visits for the other foot?” Such a remark WIDC has been preparing a pam­ forthcoming meeting with the Dean of well. Each college has its own buildings have been made to the Boston could be associated with only one phlet containing women’s rules and women at the University of Vermont. and campus with cafeteria and library. Museum of Fine Arts which has one man— Mr. Scheier, well-known potter suggestions for conduct as a major The council also took charge of solicit­ They have different founders and differ­ of the finest collections of paintings and ceramics professor. project. Begun last year, it is hoped ing in the women’s dorms for last Thurs­ ent requirements for admissions, and es­ in the United States and also to the Clay Diggers that the pamphlet will be published day’s CARE drive. As an annual fea­ tablish their own regulations. Gardner Museum which has an ex­ Those who have had classes with before -the end of second semester. The ture, they sponsor tea for transfer stu­ The basis of teaching at these colleges cellent private art collection. him will remember marching down to appearance of new rules and the many dents at the beginning of each semester. is the tutorial system. The tutors, or fel­ The purpose of taking these trips the skating rink with picks, shovels changes effected in old ones have made Roger Doyon, president of I DC, an­ lows, of the colleges are scholars of a to Boston is to heighten the students’ and gunny sacks, to dig clay. They this a long term endeavor. The group nounced that the council has recently particular subject. They are chosen by appreciation and understanding of art. will also remember taking down pages is analyzing the women’s rules as approved the purchase of cigarette ma­ other members of the fellows to fill their Professor John Walsh sums it up this of notes on the chemical composition they prepare the pamphlet and pro­ chines for the dorm itories; it is now positions and given a stipend, room and way, “There is no substitute for the of different glazes and then after many posing changes which they feel 'neces­ working on the campus parking prob­ board by the college. personal meeting between the person experiments, finding the results to sary. Weekly Essay and the masterpiece.” lem, and it is trying to get organized deviate little from milky white. At a future meeting, WIDC plans University-sponsored lectures are avail­ “When you open a book and look laundry facilities for the men’s dorms. T he typical cry in his class is. “ W h o to have the Dean of Women from the able to those who wish to attend, but at a picture, what do you see? You IDC’s chief projects so far this year stole my mug!” No matter what the University of Vermont as their guest. a weekly conference with his tutor is see a picture of a picture.” There is have been sponsoring the Homecoming problem is, Mr. Scheier always Also, Mr. Staton Curtis, director of the only thing required of an Oxford not a masterpiece on that page, but Dance in cooperation with the interfra­ manages to turn it into a joke. His the Student Union, will be present to student. A t an appointed hour, the stu­ an imitation of it. T he m agnitude of ternity council, and directing the Red subtle wit can almost mend the crack help arrange plans that will make it dent reads to his tutor an essay which the painting is lost. It does not appear Cross Blood Drive in the dorms. They in a finished piece of pottery. This is possible for commuters -to engage in he has prepared on an assigned topic. too took charge of the CARE drive for in the dimensions in which it was the Mr. Scheier we know. His modesty residence hall activities. Chairman of Then the essay is criticized and discus­ painted. A picture on a glossy page their housing units. never lets us realize his fame in the -the committee is Gail Faunce. sed. does not show the texture of the paint field of ceramics. There is no course-taking at Oxford. or the intricate brushwork. It is not Top Honors for a year for -the Puerto Rican The University -of New Hampshire The history m ajor studies only history the painted canvas seen as the artist He and his wife, Mary have won Government in a successful effort to has announced its first four-team in­ for all his years there. The theory be­ intended it to be seen. The Field Trips top prizes in the National Ceramics establish a pottery industry. They also vitational college basketball tourna- hind this is that it is better to know give the students a chance to view show for five years. Last year they taught pottery making to the Cherokee meent at tht University Field House, a great deal about one subject, and that masterpieces* in their original form. were awarded a prize at the Interna­ Indians. January 1 and 2. this one subject will bring in others. tional Exhibition of Ceramics show Therefore it does fulfill the principles for five years. They were awarded a of the course system in that diversified Hillel Elects prize at the International Exibition of areas of learning are brought in, but only The Hillel organization will hold its Ceramics at Cannes, France, last year. as they influence the main core of knowl­ general election Dec. 13. Programs In this country, exam ples of -their edge. Integration is achieved, and learn­ for future meetings will include an in­ work are on display at the Metropolitan ing does not stand in isolated compart­ stallation dinner and dance in Dover, Museum, and the Museum of Modern Ingensoll -Rand ments. and a lecture *by Prof. Hans Heil- Art in New York the Currier Gallery, Not Really Vacations bronner of the Department of History Manchester,, the Cincinnati Museum in There are three terms of eight weeks on the Middle East crisis. Hillel is Syracuse and Rochester, New York. each at Oxford. Vacations are six weeks currently taking part in the drive to Scheier pottery and sculpture is on will interview Senior Engineers on long, coming at Christmas, Easter, and raise money for CARE for Hungarian exhibit with the ceramics of Picasso during the summer. Most of his hard relief. in Faenza, Italy, as well as in T okio, work and reading comes to the student Canada. January 4, 1957 at these times. H e must do vast amounts Potters In Puerto Rico of reading to prepare for the essays which Garage Wanted The Scheiers were sent in 1945, by he will be writing the next term. There Wanted— Garage for one car. Phone: the U. S. Department of the Interior Sign up at your Placement Office. is no such thing as finding employment to Durham 8348. Ask for Dave Barcomb. to Puerto Rico, where they worked earn money for an education. There is W ide range of opportunities with major no time for it. As a result almost 80 percent of the students’ go to college on manufacturer of compressors, pumps, en­ scholarships. GREAT BUYS AT GREAT BAY A t the end of his four years of study, the student finally goes before the ex­ 1956 Chevrolet V8 Bel Air Four Door 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air Four Door Sedan— gines, blowers, vacuum equipment, power amining board of the University. He is Sedan.— Powerglide, Power Pack, Power A nice clean one. Six Cylinder Standard required to write papers of three hours Steering and Brakes, E.Z.I. Glass, Radio Transmission. Radio and Heater. tools and rock drills. length on each of the subjects he has been Heater, and Clear Plastic Seat Covers.— studying for his years there. W hen he Low Mileage. 1953 Chevrolet 150 2 Door— Radio and has passed these, he is the possesser of Heater. Special at $895. 1954 Chevrolet Bel Air Four Door Sedan an enviable education. — Extra Clean. $1395.00. 1951 Chevrolet Four Door. A good value By appointment purveyors of soap to the late King George VI, Yardley & Co., Ltd., London at $395.00. 1953 Chevrolet Four Door Sedans—3 to Mademoiselle Offers Choose from. $995 to $1295. 1951 Chevrolet Bel Air Hardtop. $750.00. $ 5 00 Cash Prize 1953 Chevrolet 210 2 Door— Real Clean. 1949 Ford V8 Tudor Radio & Heater Radio & Heater $1095. $245.00. Mademoiselle’s third annual Art Con­ test is now under way. We have a Brand New 1956 ton Pickup which we will sell Right. Persons interested must submit an en­ See us for a real deal on the Beautiful New 1957 Chevrolet. try prior to their twenty-sixth birthday to be eligible for competition. Submit enough work to show your ability — at GREAT BAY MOTOR CO., Newmarket, N. H. least five samples in any medium: line Your Local Authorized Chevrolet Dealer drawings, oils, water colors, or collages. Call OLdfield 9-3215 Collect. Mademoiselle will accept photographs of the originals, either color transparencies or black and white glossies. This is not a commercial art contest; Mademoiselle is not looking for fashion illustration or J. Paul Sheedy* Was An Ugly Duckling Till advertising layouts, but for imaginative original work in whatever medium or Wildroot Cream-Oil Gaye Him Confidence style you work best. The two winners will interpret their stories in the magazine’s 1957 College Fiction Contest and will receive $500 each for publication of their work. 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A Second Look Reflections In Guest Writer For the past several weeks, the UNIT population has revealed A Jaundiced Eye a genuine spirit of altruism — a generous concern for a group of people in need. It seems, however, that the Hungarian charity (“Not to be considered "The Proper Study, etc." drive has not been examined thoroughly by some of us; that some as ‘literary criticism’ ” By Aldo Fortuna of its implications have been overlopked. And all of us, as students, Gold and Fizdale and as citizens, are obligated to examine critically and fully a matter By Richard Lynde Since subjectivity is universally frowned upon, I suppose I as important as this. must seem intrepid to acknowledge that the following is mostly The second Blue and White Series con In the first place, it is necessary to observe that giving financial subjective. Noting that a pontifical tone is the only one used in help to the Hungarian refugees is partly a matter of strategy (less cert of the season was presented by the duo-pianists Gold and Fizdale to a near­ such a case, I still insist that these are merely observations labor- on the local level than nationally), and has to do with this com­ capacity audience Wednesday, Dec. 5, born in sincerity. (TMie most subtly egotistic posture now available plex and mysterious problem of international relations. The cold in New Hampshire Hall. to the general public is that characterized by the insistent avowal war still goes on, and Western concern with Hungary is possibly A little after 8 p.m., the opening se­ of sincerity. When most people say, “I’m really sincere about this”, lection, Sicilienne, a short piece by Bach one way to intensify anti-Soviet feeling here at home; the motives the stress is on the “I”.) “We” is used in the first part of this of any state department, including our own, are not always abso­ as arranged by Maier, was performed. Next, came the lovely Mozart Sonata in essay, not as a result of my eagerness to rush behind the mag­ lutely pious. And one important stimulus for the Hungarian relief D. Major, K. 448, which v&s played nificence of this editorial facade, but because I find myself open program probably came from somewhere in Washington. with clarity and precision. The forte to my objections easily as much as I think I find others. passages were strong and "masculine, and Secondly, there is an element of inconsistency in our charity; We delude ourselves into thinking we’ll find happiness only it is freely given to one group, while it is withheld from another. the soft ones were done with delicacy and lightness. Third, was a trio of Brahms’ in the dreams at the end of an opium pipe, or in the scientific For example, there was no “Help the Egyptians” drive after the Hungarian Dances, followed by the facts at the bottom of a crucible. This willful tendency to delusion English and French invasions; there has been no excitement about Mephisto Walts by Liszt. This latter springs from a fear of reality, a fear that we have managed to work, a piece of program music, fur­ homeless Arabs, or hungry Indians, or four million slaughtered banish from our conscious minds because of apathy and callousness. Koreans.'We are indifferent to the sufferings of some unfortunates, nished an opportunity for one of the pianists to talk to the audience, and for Most people don’t like to look at themselves or at the world. From but we are moved to a near-frenzy of sympathy for those of the both to show off in a series o f pyro- this aversion to reality and what seem to be its paradoxes and Hungarians. technical acrobatics. mysteries, we have narrowed into three trends: one, an unwarranted In the third place, Western intervention in Eastern Europe is The first number following the inter­ mission was a witty Capriccio by Pou­ denial of anything that won’t be metamorphosed or squeezed into an extremely dangerous proposition. Some have predicted that ex­ a mathematical equation; two, an imperturbable laziness that fosters tensive interference there could lead, faster than any other cur­ lenc, the contemporary French composer. Second, came the colorful and lush-toned indifference, esotericism, or an escape from “intellectual things” ; rent international conflict could, to a devastating world war. So Romance, op. 17 of Rachmaninoff, which three, an almost masochistic desire to throw ourselves into the it is obviously necessary that we, and our nation, proceed with ex­ was followed by the redundant Espana dark arms of an “awful mystery”, at once the unknowable truth Rhapsody, by Chabrier. Played next, was treme caution. that explains everything and the soporific that enables us to forget Therefore, in examining our charity program, let us be con­ the movement M odere, a dreamy, lullaby like piece, from Scaramouche, by Mil everything. sistent, careful, and critical, and let us remember to beware _ of haud; and an old standby, Johann The scientist, wdth his molelike application to atoms, thinks bandwagons (especially those upon which the American Legion Strauss’ Blue Danube Walts, as over that anything falling outside his sometimes strait-jacket theories arranged and re-harmonized for two pi­ and similar groups have-so eagerly jumped). Things are seldom is non-existent. The facts that don’t fit are bothersome; they force what they seem. anos by Chasins, was the crashing finale of the program. The encores were Bra- revisions, even demolitions, of the beautifully latticed structures Ed. note: This editorial does not reflect the opinion of the siliera from Scaramouche, by Milhaud, that once made his beady empirical eyes glitter in triumph. He’s entire staff. and False Musette, by Poulenc. like a painter, with only black and white oils on his palette, forced Although it would have been impossi to depict representatibnally a glowing ball-room. If he doesn’t get ble for Gold and Fizdale or anyone else to liye up to the standards expressed in rid of all the colors, he’ll go mad. “ It is not measurable; ergo, it A Moral Sermon the advance publicity of this event which is not.” Theories are necessary, but they should always be an appeared two weeks ago, the concert was, It’s time you people out there had a talking to. You haven’t attempt to explain reality, not explain it away. on the whole, excellent. It is evident Neither do the humanities face up to reality, at least in the had a good tongue-lashing from us for some time. We are all from their ensemble work that the two of us gentle souls . . . until you offend, you rabble, you unprolific have performed together for some time. universities. Some individuals do but the system fails. To para­ writers, you stagnant pool of unpenned sentiments . . . The only adverse criticism I have to phrase Riesman, it is hard for people to find satisfaction in an make is that some of the selections educational system whose best defense is that it is a lesser evil For several weeks now, we have been wistfully watching the tended to be unsubstantial display pieces. gradual decline and fall of The Literary Supplement. Alas! Don’t than some other type. Therefore, the student has two guiding The Mozart sonata, not of this category, rules: “be original”, i.e., be eccentric, refutational and generally you like it? Don’t you like us? was indicative that these pianists are Here was a foolproof formula for failure: we received a vast capable of profounder music than they ridiculous; “complain about the lack of leisure time”, i.e., the lack played. Also in the opinion of your bat­ of time in which to be indolent or slothful. number of promises from would-be writers, and we counted on tered, but still conscientious, letter-writ them. We waited. We badgered our victims, re-iterated and re­ The demand for pat answers is inconsistent with an inability ing critic ( see Letters to Editor column), to ask intelligent questions. Finding either his own lack of back­ emphasized the deadline. Then, when the day rolled around, we the tones of the pianos were a bit too tried to figure out a way to publish all our promises. brilliant. ground or an unpalatable presentation by a professor a bit dis­ Here is the situation: you simply haven’t written enough. This However, the experience of hearing turbing, the student resigns himself to a businesslike application Gold and Fizdale perform was most en­ might well be our last twelve-page issue, unless we are immediately to his work. Instead of wanting to learn he wants only to get joyable. These men, unlike the playboy through school. He refuses to think of his education as valuable besieged by eager, young Hemingways and Cummingses. ‘Nuff team of Whittemore and Lowe who ap­ either in itself or, in Whitehead’s words, as “the acquisition of the said, you rascals. peared on this campus two years ago, are artists. art of the utilisation of knowledge.” Exertion horrifies; there’s a Letters To The Editor pourings”, and I write satirically for too earnest desire to retreat into apathy. Very few students strain these reasons: liveliness; to interest the themselves trying to discover if there is or isn’t any meaning to Library Rule public^,in reading what I have to say; and because I like to. Franklin Forecast existence. Grades are sought as a substitute. In a hierarchy of de­ To the Editor: Next, Miss Pearson states that my crit­ By Jack Hanrahan generations, these depend on how much the student respects him­ “ The Everlasting W h y” in last week’s icism is tinged with prejudice. Of course self, how egotistic or ambitious he is, or how much desirous of a New Hampshire is a sad commentary on it is. If she feels anyone is capable Friday and Saturday good job after graduation. The first excuse is a tolerable one, though human nature. Miss I. M. Impersonal, of judging without bias, she is hope­ Beyond a Reasonable Doubt, with Dana misguided. Faced with school this student tries to do well. The if caught in action on the Library staff, lessly naive. Andrews and Joan Fontaine. would not last long. Since even one stu­ Third and most important is the nature other two are not tolerable. When the student does bother to learn This fantastic production, based on con­ dent feels as the writer of this item of criticism itself. Miss Pearson would anything, it’s usually esoteric. He becomes knowledgeable, not in­ trived logic and incredible character does (I trust its position on the page have me believe it could be precisely and telligent. No sense of aim, purpose, or responsibility affects him. motivation, is convincingly unbelievable. does not reflect also editorial opinion), accurately defined. This is stupid. She, We are asked to believe that a famous Even the adherent of religion tends to assume that it has and since the item was not signed, may in fact, is unable to distinguish between novelist, in order to prove the fallacy of nothing to do with his mind. For him, religion is irrevocably based I take The New Hampshire space for “literary criticism” (which obviously circumstantial evidence, would plant such a reply? deals with literature) and “critical re­ on faith (which is probably true), but faith is an inexplicable gam­ evidence and then be tried and convicted Time was when students had no identi­ viewing” (which appraises performances ble on a fixed roulette wheel. His attempts to persuade anyone that of murder. The only person able to save fication cards. Cards became necessary at and interpretations), for she uses the two him is then killed in an accident (on the this escapist’s plunge into nothingness is really a great affirmation the Library because too many students terms synonymously. Also, she makes the way to the court house). And then, just seems more an insult to than a glorification of the religious im­ were being inconvenienced by fictitious assumption that anything ever reviewed as our hero is about to be saved, he signatures. N ot only were students unable anywhere is a work of art. H er taste pulse. It is a sterile mechanical notion that the individual finds admits that he really did kill the girl! to obtain books they needed for class is wretched indeed if she supposes, for himself by losing himself in some larger ethical manifestation. Such a manipulation of events would put work; they were also being asked to example, that some of the balderdash Thomas Hardy to shame. Good direction Though he has never seriously thought out and come to a justifiable return books they had not borrowed. The Mr. Lockhart dished out could be con­ and excellent photography fail to com­ faith, this student insists it is the answer. It’s ironic to find, quot­ ID card rule is for the protection of sidered art. pensate for the “ sick” plot. 2.0 the student primarily. The cards are for I am also accused of dwelling upon ing Riesman, “many devout people who ‘sell’ religion as a variety general university use — at the Li­ “microscopic flaws”. But how is it possi­ of group therapy — because it is good for morale rather than for Sunday and Monday brary, Field House, the Notch. . . At ble honestly to evaluate a work under morals.” An inscrutable faith may be the answer, but I want some Tea and Sympathy, with Deborah Kerr, the Library the signature on the ID card the blanket terms “good” or “bad” with­ good reasons. If none, I want even better reasons why there aren’t out showing specifically why? Miss John Kerr, and Lief Erickson. is checked with that on the borrower’s any. card. The library needs to know not that Pearson would rather read effusive pla- This fine adaptation of Robert Ander­ the borrower is a student, but what titudinizing which would not offend her son’s play (to quote John McCarten), Since most of us are so lazy, we judge not by the principles student. undiscerning eye by stating that some­ “ handles a difficult theme with note­ but by the advocates of a position. Pious postulating and a sermon­ No rule is inviolable, but student thing presented on this campus could worthy finesse.” This “difficult theme” izing tongue are very poor pillars of Christianity or any other re­ possibly be at fault. is the possible homosexuality of a young assistants are asked to refer to the ligion. A smirking rendition of a Bach hymn followed by a pious librarian in charge any request that In short, Miss Pearson suggests that prep school student who prefers Bach this one be broken. The wise student hereafter I should be as uncritical and to baseball. Subjected to various ridi­ interpretation of the Song of Songs in the back seat of a Ford carries his ID card with him. smug as she is. I shall not follow her cule, he attempts to prove his virility by can’t be the marks of a Christian. The only students who get any­ Fortunately, the users of the advice. But in appreciation of her pene­ dating a local waitress of dubious morals. thing out of the Bible today are those who read it purely as liter­ This affair ends so chaotically that he Library are on the whole intelligent trating, analyis of criticism, her assidu­ ature and those who start camp fires with it. The rest find it con­ enough to understand this rule, and ous _ perusal of the dictionary, and her contemplates suicide. The somewhat ques­ cooperative in observing it. vitriolic verbiage, I am rewarding her tionable solution ensues. 3.5 venient to hold in church as a substitute for a can of beer. Further, by appending to the title of my column I’m afraid, some shepherds of the flock justify this action by their Thelma Brackett this week, and this week only, as a hu­ Tuesday own fearless excursions into absurdity or, if they are sincere, their Librarian. Benny Goodman Story, with Steve Allen mane warning to the gullible public, the weak circumlocutions. Ed. note: “The Everlasting Why” was pithy phrase which she suggested. ' and Donna Reed. In all the above students— the scientific, the humanistic, and definitely a reflection of editoral — Richard Lynde Just another musical attraction that opinion. should appeal to B.G. fans. It is sup­ the religious — there is a shirking from an attempt at least to posedly based on Goodman’s life and in­ Questions go as far as they are able into the meaning of anything. The sci­ cludes no less than twenty-nine hit songs. entist denies half of experience; the other two, not denying it, Acknowledgement To the Editor: Recommended (with pop corn) as a nos­ don’t vigorously investigate it. Both religion and the humanities T o the E d itor: trum to all suffering from nostalgia, 2.5 Important questions have been raised are abused by being treated as escapes. The indifference of the sci­ by a recent article appearing in the I am overjoyed that at last someone garian acres. Assertedly this land was entist is no less abusive. has written a letter to the editor regard­ American Communist press, endeavoring awarded to Standard Oil in 1933 in pay­ ing Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye. Miss to “ expose” Radio Free Europe and the ment of a debt when bankruptcy hit the There is more respect due a complete skeptic who comes to his Pearson’s diatribe which appeared in Crusade For Freedom organization which regime of Admiral Horthy, deliverer of position after a long and honest look at reality than to any of last week’s New Hampshire possessed a supports its broadcasts. The Standard Hungary into the Second World War these three. I admire a person who rejects any religion or philoso­ witty and cleverly-written facade, under­ Oil Company, supposedly contributing A xis alliance. phy after he has tried as hard to understand it as he is capable; I neath which were sweeping generalities, $250,000 per annum to the Crusade, was In light of refugee reports, ascertain­ inconsistencies, and specious reasonings, specifically “indicated”. ing that Radio Free Europe helped in­ can’t admire one who accepts it has a handy escape from the per­ which I shall point up as I attempt to On the Board of the Crusade is Chair­ cite the revolt with promised Western plexities of life. There may or may not be answers, but a flippant describe what the purpose of a critical man Eugene Holman, also Chairman of aid (which reports could not be denied), acceptance or rejection of any is useless and hides the issue. review is. Standard Oil. Other Crusade directors the article suggests that Standard Oil, First of all, Miss Pearson referred to include affiliates with that multi-million through the Crusade For Freedom, used my column as “. . . a series of satirical dollar, world-embracing concern, as well Radio Free Europe to stir a revolt which reviews”. True, the articles on Gene as the Presidents of Westinghouse, Gen­ would swing Hungary to the West. Need­ Lockhart and Antigone were written, in eral Motors and representatives of less to say, if Hungary were to turn American Tel. and Tel., United States Jleto Hampshire this vein, but Miss Pearson must not Westward, and SOC had been awarded have read others of my efforts which Steel and the Chase-Manhattan Nation­ the acres, that corporation would quickly Published weekly on Thursday throughout the school year by the students of the University of New were not in the least satirical. Also, her al Bank. A ll of these, says the Library’s lay claim to its property. Hampshire. Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, under the act labored and literal study of the title R e­ Daily Worker, have exactly the same in­ Provided the data presented is true, of March 8, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in section 1103, act of terests. O ctober 8, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. flections in a Jaundiced E ye demon­ and indeed it requires inquiry before re­ Address all communications to The New Hampshire, Ballard Hall, Durham, New Hampshire. Offices strates that she lacks a sense of humor. In this case, continues the article, their jection or belief, what can be said? It are open for the acceptance of news stories from 7 to 10 p.m. on the Sunday preceding publication. I chose this name for my “afflicted out­ interest lies in 8 million oil-rich, Hun- (continued on page 5) Telephone Durham 425. For emergencies call Mary Kilgore, 174, Theta Upsilon. 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Naval Office Representatives \\ n Discuss Programs At Notch Above All Nations Is Humanity, Representatives from the Office of Naval Officer Procurment, Boston, Eddy Stresses Hungarian Crisis Mass. will be.on the UNH campus on D ec. 12 and- 13, 1956 at the T V “Above all nations is humanity,” Dr. Edward D. Eddy, Vice- Lounge, Notch Hall, for the purpose President and Provost, stressed in his weekly talk over WMDR. of discussing current Navy programs His latest Thinking Out Loud presentation, broadcast Wednesday, with interested students. These officers Dec. 5, at 9 :45 p.m., described the campaign currently being held will be available throughout the entire day for the convenience of those in Durham to procure funds for the Hungarian refugees, and em­ desiring information. Students who phasized why we should give as generously as we can. have not fulfilled their military obliga­ He began his program by going back tions and who are not committed to a to the days when he himself was an we ought to have a humanitarian con­ ROTC or other military program will undergraduate student at an eastern uni cern for these downtrodden people.” have an opportunity to obtain detailed versity. He recalled an old stone bench He praised UNH’s united effort to information regarding requirements which had been placed on the grounds secure funds for this worthy cause. Over for appointment to officer candidate or by an early professor. Across the back 90 organizations have helped with the aviation officer training and subsequent of it were carved the words, “Above project. He told about the Convocation com m issioning as Ensign in the P ro­ all nations is humanity.” which was held last Thursday at the fessional areas of line, aviation or staff Field House, and gave some background corps. Information will also be avail­ The World In Turmoil material on the speakers. The Convoca­ able for Junior and Senior women re­ Dr. Eddy suggested that we adopt this tion featured an analysis of the crisis in garding Wave Officer opportunities. philosophy when considering the Hungar eastern Europe by Harrison Salisbury, Navy representatives will be avail­ ian crisis. “ Across a vast ocean, a con­ former New York Times correspondent able to discuss the various programs tinent, and some mountain ranges, the in Soviet Russia, and Bette Davis. Mr. for student groups or organizations as world is in turmoil,” he stated. “ Here, Salisbury, he explained, had been in well as for individuals desiring specific well over 100,000 refugees are trying to Russia for five years. For the past two information. keep alive in sub zero temperatures, with weeks he has been covering the stories no blankets, no warmth, and little food, of the refugees as they arrived at Camp Sounds ranging from pop to bob — W e should be doing something for these Kilmer, N. J. Dr. Eddy said that Mr. all yours, and you can find them at 650 people if for no more reason than that Salisbury would relate some experiences on your dial. 1‘above all nations is humanity’ and that of the refugees and Bette Davis, twice Members of the Mike and Dial staff broadcast a program to the campus. (continued on -page 8) At the mike are Helen Jones, copy director and Nancy Cowen, membership chairman. In the control are Tom Merrick, left, and Ken Dewey. Mike and Letter to the Editor . . . Dial made its first broadcast in 1954, and included that year on-the-spot with (continued from -page 4) coverage of the U N H football games in its shedule. Since then, talks by must not be forgotten, however, that the outstanding campus personalities and special Christmas shows have been (h Campos added to a long list of other features. Mike and Dial now hopes to add a new MaxfihaJman State Department is also connected wih Radio Free Europe. Are we then to series of programs to its broadcasting schedule which runs from 6 through (Author of “Barefoot Boy With Cheek ” etc.) 12 p. m. Sunday through Friday. assume _ that the broadcasts in question just “slipped by” the Department’s “accu- ray” machines? Or are we to assume that Standard Oil speaks for the United States Fast Growing W M DR Plans For EAT, DRINK, AND BE MARRIED abroad and is perhaps doing so at this moment? Leading us to a “brink of war” from which our dear Secretary of Future Programs And Expansion State will not be able to deliver us. By Stephen Fine O n a recent tour of seven million American colleges, And, do private institutions speak for I was struck by two outstanding facts: first, the great the United States abroad without ade­ If one visits the W MDR studios at nfght during broadcasting number of students who smoke Philip M orris; and second, quate government control ? Are these groups permitted to mouth policies in time, he will be quite amazed to notice, probably only three people the great number of students who are married. furtherance of their own ends and label present. One will, no doubt, be reading a magazine with his feet these, the official views o f the United on the control table in the engineering room; another will be typ­ The first phenomenon — the vast multitude of Philip States? The question is certainly acute, ing a letter to her boy friend in the studio itself; and the third Morris smokers — comes as no surprise, for what could and bears investigation. will either be studying or reading the latest news releases on the be more intelligent than to smoke Philip Morris ? After An interesting development was the conservative New York Post’s report that teletype machine. all, pleasure is what you smoke for, and pleasure is what Father Emil Nagy of St. Emery’s Hun­ S-oon, however, the record which has Philip Morris delivers. Try one. Light up and see for garian Church in Bridgeport, Connecti­ been playing during this time will end. programs include: classical music each yourself Or, if you like, don’t light up. Just take cut, may ask for a Congressional investi­ The magazine-reading engineer will jump evening from 6-7; Religion Across the gation of Radio Free Europe, whose “well to attention, grab the earphones while News Desk in conjunction with the Stu­ a Philip Morris, unlighted, and puff a couple of times. paid hotheads, safely ensconced in Mu­ twirling dials and throwing switches on dent Christian Association, Thursday Get that wonderful flavor? You bet you do! Even with­ nich, told Hungarians, ‘You revolt and the control panel and give interesting nights at 7; Thinking Out Loud with out lighting you can taste Philip Morris’s fine natural America will intervene’ ”. Certainly de­ little hand signals to the announcer Dr. Eddy, a regular feature appearing mand for such an investigation would be across from him in the studio. The typist every Wednesday at 9:45; House of tobacco. Also, you can make your package of Philip backed as strongly as the C A R E drive will cease her creating, turn to her script Sound with Art Podaras and variations Morris last practically forever. w as! and present the next record. W hen this in Jazz with Bob Reny, both featuring — Stephen Fine is done, things will return to “normal” the best in jazz appearing Monday and and the record spins merrily away. Wednesday nights respectively; Caravan No, I say, it was not the great number of Philip Careful Planning with Paul Allen and As You Like It, Morris smokers that astounded me; it was the great Self-Knowledge One is no doubt inclined to think with Marylee Reed, presenting the best in pops, appearing Thursday and W ed­ number of married students. Latest statistics show that To the Editor: that things are just a little unorganized, but in reality, all programs are planned nesday nights respectively. at some coeducational colleges, the proportion of married Education is responsibility. Most of in advance. The engineer has a “ log” Lucky Strike News us dread it. On this campus we wish which lists all the programs for the W ith these programs, the station also undergraduates runs as high as twenty per cent! And, that our college career was over. Then what is even morb startling, fully one-quarter of these evening and the time for their appearance features Lucky Strike 15-minute news we could leave all this world of ideas and for disc jockey programs he has broadcasts each evening at 7 :30 and 9 :30 marriages have been blessed with issue! behind. Finally responsibility is forced another “ log” places the records he is with the news, sports and weather com ­ on us. We spend Ottr time foolishly. to play in their proper order. The order ing directly from the teletype machine Now, to the young campus couple who are parents We become aroused about the world in which the records appear on the “log” presented to the station by the American and the HUNGARIAN SITUATION. for the first time, the baby is likely to be a source of con­ is the same as the order in which the Tobacco Company_ which sponsors these We lose ourselevs in one situation. records are stacked, so that he need only news broadcasts. Five-minute news broad­ siderable worry. Therefore, let me devote today’s column One day after the convocation we are play the next record in the pile in order casts appear at 8:30, 9:30 and 11:30, as apathetic as ever. to a few helpful hints on the care of babies. to play the right one. with wea-ther forecasts every hour. . The convocation was a waste of As the record plays, there is little to At present, the club hopes to add a time. It showed a false picture of us. do, but wait for it to end so as to pro­ new series of programs to its already hor a few hours we were in a mood First of all, we will take up the matter o f diet. In ceed with the show. And, it is during fine listing. The new programs would be to do anything for “The Cause”. We this interim that one can ge fooled into 15-minute shows put on by each of the the past, babies were raised largely on table scraps. This, were attacked by all the methods thinking that things are unorganized. more than 100 organizations on campus. however, was outlawed by the Smoot-Hawley Act, and available to arouse our emotions. One The whole organization, although seem­ The purpose of these shows would be to campus was played off against another today babies are fed a scientific formula consisting of ingly very loosely knit, is very compact. educate and inform the students, as to to put the whole thing in a competitive Every person has a job and does it; dextrose, maltose, distilled water, evaporated milk, and spirit. Today we do not know what the purposes and objectives of the many each of these leading to the end result a twist of lemon peel. the whole thing was about and we care extra-curricular activities available to which is some of the finest broadcasts him. less; We helped the cause so that obtainable, considering the limited facili­ A fter eating, the baby tends to grow sleepy. A lullaby people could see what we were doing In one corner of the W M D R studio, ties _ and broadcasting equipment of the and not for what we believed. We there is a large case, containing hundreds is very useful to help it fall asleep. In case you don’t station. did not know what we thought about of records, and many more records are know any lullabies, make one up. For example: the whole thing; we just acted. Rapid Growth stored in the small teletype room off the W e do not know any more than when The station has come a long way studio. Every month, the largest record Go to sleep, my little infant, we started out. We changed for a since its inception in 1939, and since its companies, to which the station sub­ first broadcast in the fall of 1954, the scribes, send the latest recordings with Goo-goo moo-moo poo-poo hinfant. few minutes because we were made to by "the forces around us. T H E club has expanded greatly, so that it - script of information on the artist and now offers a regular weekly schedule of A baby sleeps best on its stomach, so place it that way C R IS IS IS N O T IN H U N G A R Y , in the piece, attached to each record. These North Africa, in the Gaza Strip. It is orograms as well as other on-the-spot scripts are used to announce the records broadcasts. in its crib. Then to make sure it will not turn itself over here in ourselves. We shall be destroy­ as they appear on the disc-jockey pro­ during the night, lay a soft but fairly heavy object on its ed if we do not learn to make our own The first broadcasts in 1954 included grams. This is the same method used by back — another baby, for instance. unemotional decisions. Until we can on-the-spot coverage of the U N H foot­ professional disc-jockeys. accept maturity, we shall be led. We ball games against Maine, Brandeis, and Increasing Record Library have too many pseudo-intellects on Massachusetts. Since that time, W M D R With these monthly subscriptions com­ this campus. We need some well- has carried many on-the-spot broadcasts, ing continually, the record library of the rounded individuals that -think for including the Sweezy and Reed talks last tation js continually growing. Each themselves. This person continues to vear, the Yale_ talks on the Near East record is carefully recorded in a card find out what is going on after “ crisis”. this year, special Christmas shows, and catalogue, and the record itself is stored He does not go on a binge and then many other features. for use at a later date. forget all about it. If he has been -taken Broadcasts now run from 6 through Probably the largest problem facing in, he is indignant; especially if the 12 p.m., Sunday through Friday, and W M D R is its limited broadcasting power. results of his superficial attempt have each Sunday morning from 11 to 12 the The station operates on 650 kilocycles, serious after effects. Student Church from Murkland Auditor­ which means it is located at 650 on your “W e have to start somewhere”. This ium is presented. The weekly scheduled (Continued on Page 8) is true, but let’s start with ourselves. Before we go on any campaign, we should know what we are about and be ready to “kill clean”. Lectures, articles, speeches, and convocations are fine for creating enthusiasm, but their results SfCerry Christmas are serious if they destroy the student. All things end and begin with him. So, as you see, raising a baby is no great problem. The student must steel himself for his and a All you need is a little patience and a lot of love. Also times. He will never learn by attending diapers, rompers, soakers, crib, mattress, sheets, bumpers, crowded lectures. He must attack him­ self in a quiet room. He will never blankets, high chair, diapers, talcum, baby oil, fish liver change by losing himself in the ma­ oil, paregoric, diapers, safety pins, cotton, cotton covered chinery of freedom. Durham is the 3£appy Diew *2]ear toothpicks, bottles, diapers, nipples, diapers, bottle whole world. What is lacking here Is in some measure lacking everywhere. brushes, booties, diapers, nighties, wrappers, diapers, To attend a pink tea in the hope of from rattles, teething rings, pacifiers, diapers, and unlimited progressing and changing, is destruc­ funds. tion^ It does appeal to our dread of ed­ ©M ax Shulman, 1956 ucation. It helps us to lose ourselves until we can again be our apathetic W h en B aby is fast asleep — the little angel! — tvhy not relax selves. When -the day comes to fight, DUNFEY'S and and give yourself a treat? With Philip Morris, of corris! we will fight. And we will die never Made in long size and regular by the sponsors of this column. having known anything but war, the only reality in that unreality which we knew as life. TOWN and CAMPUS J. D onald Silva PAGE SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, DECEMBER 13, 1956

Snively Heads Frosh Hockey UNH Rates Third In A. Barr “Whoop” Snively, Jr., head Coach Martin's Team coach of hockey at Williams college for Yankee Conference Hoopsters Lose Two; 18 years, has taken over the University Has Six Lettermen of New Hampshire Freshman hockey Quaterback Bob Trouville led the squad this winter. U N H Wildcats in six statistical depart­ Coach Pepper Martin of the UNH hockey team has six lettermen from last Snively, a member of the UNH staff ments during the 1956 season and became Play Vermont At Home since 1953, has been head coach o f var­ the third U N H player in history to year’s team back. Included in the list sity lacrosse and line coach in football. account for over 1000 yards in total are Doug'Cowie, Andy Dube, Ed Fish, Jack Rice, Ernie Twombly, and Benoit By Lenny Dobens The former Princeton Athlete will suc­ offense. ceed Clarence “Chief” Boston, head foot­ Muse. Bob completed 50 out of 124 passes for ball coach, who will devote more time Although four lettermen from last Plagued by early-season injuries, the UNH basketball team a total of 850 yards, and gained 167 to his other duties. Boston took over year’s team are gone, many sophomores took to the road last week for two games, and tasted defeat in more yards by running for a total of freshman hockey, a sport he coached at from last year’s French club are expected 1017 yards. He also had a total yardage each contest. Monday, Dec. 3, the quintet travelled to Conneticut West Point, four years ago. to fill the gap creditably. The two goalies, on kick returns of 131 yards. where they faced the powerful UConn, unquestionably the best The Freshman schedule includes: Dec. Marcel Morency and Jack Kennedy are 8 at Exeter A cadem y; Jan. 9 New Hamp­ He led UNH in scoring, points after sophomores, as are All Brodeur, Paul team they will face this year, and for the first eleven minutes, ton; Jan. 16 at New Hampton; Jan. 19 touchdowns, passing, punting, and min­ Kelly, Frank Jennings, and Buster Clegg. matched Conneticut, point for point. After that, height began to Hope high (Providence) ; Feb. 6 at BU utes played. George Marineau, who scored the Wild­ tell the story; UConn scored 29 points while the Olsomen scored Frosh; Feb. 12 Berlin high; Feb. 16 Monty Montagano was the only Wild­ cat’s first two goals against Norwich only 10. At half time the, score read 50- BU Frosh; Feb. 19 at Northeastern cat to establish a record this season. last Saturday and Walter Reed are also 31 in Connecticut’s favor. gym in Manchester, before a sellout Frosh; Feb. 20 Exeter Academy; Feb. Monty, playing end, caught 24 passes valuable members of the squad. Despite injuries to key players like crowd that was treated to some excel­ 23 Bridgton Academy; and Mar. 1 Bur- for a total of 462 yards, 19 yards more Defenseman Leo Kravchuk, who let­ Frank McLaughlin, who has been out all lent basketball by both teams. rillville (R.I.) high (pending). than the previous record breaking total. tered two years ago is also a valuable week with two sprained ankles, Arm­ W ith Frank McLaughlin still recover­ Sophomore fullback Ray Donnelly was returnee. strong and Swanson, who are bothered ing from two sprained ankles, the Olsen- the team leader in yards gained rushing, Last Saturday’s Norwich game was the by leg injuries, the rest of the squad did men lacked the necessary scoring punch while Dick Spaulding, a senior, had the first in the sixteen game schedule for the their best against a much superior team. to pull away from tlje Hawks. best ground gain average, 4.7. sextet. An indication of its superiority was its Frankie O’Donnell, co-captain of the The Wildcats will be out to better St. Anselm’s squad, led his team in every UNH was third in the Yankee Confer­ impressive win over Yale during the past last year’s record of three wins and department. H e led both teams in scor­ ence with a 2-1-1 record. The complete week. The first team for Connecticut sat BUCKY’S ' eleven defeats. A look at the schedule ing with 24 points and was outstanding season’s record was 3 wins, 4 defeats, and most of the second half out and the re­ shows that U N H has two hockey games serves found the Wildcats no problem, both in setting up other scores and on one tie. defense. He played the entire game and this week. Yesterday, they journeyed to either. Boston to play Massachusetts Institute of The final score was Connecticut 98, never tired except for the last few min­ the Place to Enjoy utes, but even then was able to spark Technology, and tonight, in a game that U N H 50. MEADER#S FLOWER SHOP will start at seven thirty, the powerful Saturday, Dec. 8, St. Anselms played his team to a splurge of points which Good Company kept them well in advance of the Wild­ United States Hockey Team will supply host to the Wildcats at Bishop Bradley CORSAGES OUR SPECIALTY the opposition. This game, of course will cats. not count toward the record as it is an 1947. Besides coaching hockey, he is Erickson Paces UNH 10 Third Street exhibition match. Freshman lacrosse coach and line coach Red Erickson led the New Hampshire 1 SC H O O L ST. DOVER, N. H. scorers with 23 points, followed by John Tel. Dover 158 ' Coach Pepper Martin has been a mem­ in football under Head Coach Chief Bos­ ber of the U N H coaching staff since ton. Ferguson, who had 18. Terry Parmenter. substituting for the ailing McLaughlin put on a superb display of ball-handling and defensive prowess which was out­ matched only by the Hawks' O’Donnell’s fine shooting. Terry, who is only 5’9”, stole rebounds What’s doing and passes from his towering opponents. ... H e passed beautifully and set up many baskets. H e won the plaudits of the crowd with his all-around aggressiveness and scrappiness. at Pratt & Whitney Aircraft The Olsonmen were very much in the game during the first half which ended with St. Anselm in the lead 38-33. U N H closed the gap to one point in the sec­ ond half, but were never able fo take THE HOUSE THAT the lead, as the H awk’s superior height controlled the rebounds and with a 10 point splurge in the last few minutes of play put the Wildcats out of contention JET ENGINES BUILT for the remainder of the game. UNH plays MIT Engineers and scientists at Pratt & Whitney Aircraft Coach Olson hopes to have his team at full strength this week when it goes developed the piston engines that wrote aviation history to MIT to play, Wednesday, and on Fri­ for three decades. Then came the jet age, and again it day, Vermont travels here for a game was the P & W A team that came up with the mighty at the Field House, which will be the last game until the Holiday tournament on J-57, most powerful production aircraft engine in the January 1. world today. Behind such accomplishments, of course, St. Anselm (82) Rf, Collamore 4-5-13; Bailey 6-0-12; If, stand many development tools...tools like the house that Barrett 3-3-9; c, Martin 5-1-11; Matt­ jet engines built: the Andrew Willgoos Laboratory. hews 1-0-2; rg, O’Donnell 11-2-24; lg, Broderick 3-5-11. Located on the eastern bank of the Connecticut River Totals (67) in East Hartford, this windowless, thick concrete-walled * U N H (67) laboratory has been growing almost continuously since Lg, Parmenter 2-0-4, Swanson 0-0-0; rg, Lloyd 4-3-11; Lepore 1-0-2; Erickson its initial “completion” in 1950. As more powerful, far 7-9-23; rf, Ferguson 7-4-18; Sasner more advanced turbojet engines are conceived, the means 0-0-0. for testing them in development stages must itself under­ Totals 25-17-67 go carefully calculated alteration. Hence, authorship of St. Anselm 38 44 82 U N H _ 33 34 67 today’s specifications for Willgoos Laboratory properly Referee, Gaffney; Umpire, Benjamin. belongs to the experimental engines it is testing today. Similarly, tomorrow’s proportions, capacities and equip­ Hall To Coach The ment will depend upon the requirements of tomorrow’s Thompson School Team power plants. William Hall of Nashua, Co-captain Behind the ponderous walls of this multi-million-dollar of our 56 football team, will coach the Thompson School of Agriculture structure lies the wherewithal to simulate many of the Basketball team this winter, Hall, a rigorous flight conditions to be encountered by military Physical Education major, who played and commercial aircraft. The range of these conditions four years of varsity football, will succeed William Haubrich, who will must vary from ambient pressures and temperatures in assist Coach Bill Olson with the UNH a static condition at sea level all the way to the pres­ varsity squad. H aubrich is a graduate assistant who was in charge of the sures, temperatures and high speeds involved in high- freshman football program. altitude flight. The Thompson Aggies will play the This, then, is the house that jet engines built; at the following schedule: Jan. 5 at Tilton J. V.; Jan. Sanborn Seminary at same time, it is the house that tomorrow’s engines wifi, (4:00); Jan. 12 at Vermont Aggies; change and re-build. Jan. 16 at Holderness; Jan. 19 Exeter J. V.; Feb. 2 Holderness (3:00); Feb. Tilton J. V. (4:00); and Feb. 21 at 9 Vermont Aggies (6:30); Feb. 13 N ew H am pton J. V. Weekend Of Vermont Skiing On Newman Club Schedule A t its Dec. 6 meeting Newman Club sponsored a panel discussion on the Mid­ dle East crisis. Those on the panel were Prof. Allan Kuusisto of the Department of Government, Prof. Hans Heilbronner of the Department of History, and Mr. Sadi Tamini, graduate student and native of Jordan. A t its next meeting on Jan. 3 Newman Club will hold a New Year’s reception. All Newman Club members have been invited by the club at the University of Vermont to attend a ski weekend at Stowe, Vt., Jan. 4, 5, 6. The total cost will be $30.

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Goalie Makes Save Frosh Hockey Team » - INTRAMURAL SPORTS Defeats Phillips By George Vlangas Exeter Academy Intramural basketball started November 26 with four games scheduled. College Road Dorm run all over Hetzel Hall 56-27 in A great shutout by goalie John Bluett, the opener, with Jaques Rirreie and Lacompte leading the College sparked the UNH Freshman hockey team to a 2-0 victory over Phillips Dorm with 20 points apiece. Chauquette led Hetzel in a losing Exeter Academy last Saturday afternoon, cause with 15 points. in a game played on the latter’s ice. The second game found the Kappa Sigma team whipping Phi Neither team could score until the DU 51-40. Although Hazen had high scoring honors with 20 points, first period was twelve minutes old. Then, after a scramble in front of the Kearney, De Leo, and Shea with 11 and 10 points respectively were the main Commuters) a newly organized in intra­ Exeter goal, Ray March took a pass murals out doing Lambda Chi 41-29. from Heelan and shot the puck past cogs in the Kappa Sig victory. Bob “Colonel” Kearney also pulled down ATO nipping East-West 34-33, with the Exeter goalie, Charlie Hamlin. There Jones scoring a desperation basket with was no further scoring in the first period most of the rebounds. The ten o’clock game matched the two seconds left in the ball game, with and the Wildkittens left the ice leading highly touted PKA’s meeting the SAE’s. Acacia, last years champions, going down 1-0. U N H could not score in the second in defeat 35-50. The set shooting and period, although they continued a blister­ The Pikes won 49-24 with Stone getting 15. Big John Schermerhon controlled jumping ability of George Tansey was ing attack on the Phillips Exeter net. both back boards. the turning point of the game. The final Exeter almost scored late in the period game w

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Above All Nations . . . September Date . . . Fellowship Offered Kingsbury Hall Bulges At Seams (continued from page 5) (continued from page 1) selected Best Actress of the Year, pre­ Drovided for in the contract though sent Edna St. Vincent-M illay’s The M ur­ ind will amount to considerable capital To O.T. Students As Technology Enrollment Rises der of Lilice at Thursday’s program. expenditure. The National Foundation for Infan­ By Mary Lee Estes Dr. Eddy spoke about her outstanding Concerning the ballroom Mr. Curtis tile Paralysis announces the availability dramatic ability and listed some of the said that major University functions of teaching fellowships for the occupa­ After only a few short years the walls of Kings'bury Hall, films she had been in: The Corn Is will continue to take place in New tional therapists to prepare for aca­ Green, The Little Foxes, All About Eve, Hampshire Hall and the field house. demic and administrative positions in home of the College of Technology, are already beginning to bulge. and The Catered Affair. The ballroom will be used when schools offering approved curricula in In two years the enrollment of this college has risen a little over Dr. Eddy hoped all students would be smaller crowds are expected. occupational therapy. 35 percent while that of the University has gone up approximately present at the Convocation, and expressed Campus organizations’ use of the building will fall Into four categories: Application may be made to the Na­ only 10 percent. By next fall the enrollment is expected to be be­ concern that it would be more successful tional Foundation at any time during than the one held last spring. H e then those requiring office space, those re­ the year, but awards are made follow­ tween 780 and 790 — a jump of 40 over this year. This is a very explained some of the other features of quiring desk space, those requiring ing each meeting of the Clinical good indication of the problems which the staff is now facing. the drive. Last Thursday a house to meeting space, and those requiring Fellowships Committee May 1, Nov. 1, Lack of classroom and laboratory space house canvass was made of Durham and only storage space. Large areas can be General Contractors of New Hampshire and Feb. 1. Applications must be filed but most of all an insufficient number of the U N H housing units. * utilized for meeting space. Large areas spoke on the effect of the new highway two months before the meeting of the staff members has the administration can be utilized for meeting space by system on the construction industry. He Giving Emphasized the use of folding partitions. Cabinets Committee (i. s. March 1, Sept. 1 or making plans to meet the coming needs. pointed out the vast amount of work He emphasized the importance of giv­ will provide room for storage. Dec. 1) and must be made prior to With the gr.owing demand for engineers there will be for this industry in every ing all you can afford. “I hope you’ll It is expected that the N otch will the start of the applicant’s educational in all fields, every effort is being made state of the union once this construction recognize that ‘above all nations is hu­ be demolished early next summer and program . . to accommodate incoming students. is put into effect. manity’ and that we over here in Am eri­ landscaping will start. The area where An applicant is required to be: in The need for Civil Engineers was ca must give these people the help which the Notch now stands will be made good health as evidenced by a recent made vefy apparent on Friday, Decem­ Next on the program was Mr. An­ physical examination; a citizen of the drew Stabe, Executive Secretary of the they need so desperately.” He said that into a parking lot. ber 7, at the Third Annual Highway he hoped we could $5000 (an average of United States (or must have filed a Conference held at Kingsbury Hall. This New Hampshire Trucking Association. $1 apiece) which would guarantee at petition for naturalization); have a conference, sponsored jointly by the De­ In recent years nearly all the transport­ least 55 tons of food going to these needy Hungarian . . . baccalaureate degree and present partment of Civil Engineering and the ing of goods within the country has been significant and satisfactory general turned over to the trucking industry. people. H e suggested that students re- (continued from page 1) New Hampshire Branch of the Ameri­ meber the words of the Gospel according experience as an occupational therapist Thus, the improvement in roads would Ursula Dowring, James Yakovakis, can Society of Civil Engineers, dis­ to St. Matthew, the 25th chapter, which for three years or more. Candidates cussed the effects of the Federal High­ mean that truckers would be able to and Dr. Edward D. Eddy. The com­ stated: without this experience will be con­ way Program on the nation, New Eng­ transport goods further and faster. mittee first met two weeks ago, and in sidered if they are nominated_ by a land, and New Hampshire. The last speaker of the day was Mr. F or I was an hungered, and ye gave short order planned the campaign and school offering an approved curriculum More Highways Parker H. Rice, President of the New me meat: I was thirsty, and ye the convocation last Thursday, which in occupational therapy. A few months ago the United States Hampshire Good Roads Association. He gave me drink: I was a stranger included Bette Davis and Harrison Fellowships are awarded for periods Congress passed a bill, which provided informed the conferees that the money and ye took me in: Salisbury, as the official start of the of one to three years. Those applicants for $50,000,000,000 to build 41,000 miles for this system would come from the campaign. without three years of experience must of interstate super-highways throughout users of the roads in the form of taxes, Naked, and ye clothed me: I was present a program of study for a were devoted to his concern over what the nation. Ninety percent of the cost and the materials needed are now, or I was sick, and ye visited me: I he called “the stuffy lot” of today’s col­ minimum of two years. of these highways will be paid from can easily be made, readily available. was in prison, and ye came unto me. In the associate medical fields m lege students. H e said he felt they lacked Federal funds and the remaining 10 The one big remaining problem, he addition to teaching fellowships for a good sense of humor. percent from the individual state. The stated, is the lack of skilled engineers to Then shall the righteous answer occupational thefapists, awards are aim of this 13 year program is to con­ do the work. For this reason, there is a him, saying, Lord, when saw ive made to prepare physical therapists for struct roads so that, in time, one will great demand for many more civil engi­ thee an hungered, and fed thee? teaching positions, and scholarships be able to drive across the nation with neers than are now available. It is hoped or thirst, and gave thee drink? are offered for the basic preparations “TEACH YOUR DOLLARS little interference from stop lights, city that high school graduates can be trained of physical therapists and medical MORE CENTS" congestion, and other obstacles which to take over the many unskilled jobs W hen say w e thee a stranger, and social workers. manage to hold up traffic. now held by the men with degrees and took thee in? or naked, and For further information and applica­ they, in turn, will be placed in positions clothed thee? by tion blanks, write to: Division of Pro­ First on the program was Mr. Timothy A. Harrison from Middletown, Ohio, and which demand greater skill. fessional Education, National Founda­ With such. an urgent need for grad­ Or when saw we thee sick, or in Picking Up Party Provisions tion for Infantile Paralysis 1201 Broad­ editor of The Highway magazine. He spoke of the effects which such a system uates in only one phase of engineering, prison, and came unto thee? way, New York 5, N. Y. would have oij the nation as a whole. there is little wonder that the College at He was followed by John C. Morton, of Technology is grow ing at this rapid And the King shall anszver and say Welfare Committee Reports Commissioner of the New Hampshire pace. Every field of engineering seems to unto them, Verily I say unto Department of Public Works and High­ have the same problem — too much work you, Inasmuch as ye have done On Its Thanksgiving Drive ways, who spoke' on New England, and and too few workers. The rise in enroll­ it unto one of the least of these SHAHEEN’S MARKET The Welfare Committee of the Uni­ especially New Hampshire, superhigh­ ment here at the University of New my brethren, ye have done it Just O ff Upper Square Dover versity of New Hampshire reports ways. In the afternoon program, Arthur Hampshire indicates that, perhaps in unto me. that their annual Thanksgiving Drive, Whitcomb, President of the Associated time, this need will be met. The last few minutes of his broadcast for aid for the needy, was very sue- cessful. The housing units on campus raised $250' in cash and $100 w orth of food supplies. Their efforts were ap­ preciated by the needy families of the Durham-Dover area. The Committee is nresently organiz­ ing their Christmas Drive, which in­ cludes sponsoring parties by different housing units and raising money to be distributed to the poor in the immediate vicinity Also, members of the housing units will send part to the Wentworth Home for the Aged in Dover to serenade them with Christmas Carols. Present members of the Welfare Committee include: Nancy Pickett, Qualify Tobacco Gail Kern, Mary Moore, Pat Iderman, Bruce McGinley, and Chuck Crowther. Real Filtration Fast Growing W M D R . . . (continued from page 5) radio dial; and has a 60-watt carrier power which means that the programs Full King Size ' are transmitted through the power lines in Durham. The programs are most easi­ ly picked up within 60 feet of the power lines, and beyond that point little or no reception is possible. W ith the completion of the new btudent Union building, the station hopes to ex­ pand its studio facilities, but will still be stuck with poor broadcasting ability. It is the dream of the members of the club, that future plans for expansion will include stronger broadcasting power, which will lead to more listeners, and hence, more and better programs through the attraction of these listeners to would- be sponsors. .,nfnD It must not be forgotten that WMDK is not only a radio station operator, but a club as well, having more than 30 active members. Its name is Mike and Dial Radio (from which come WMDR) and has one membership meeting a month and two a month for the Executive Com­ mittee. This Committee decides policy and is in general responsible for running the station and training new members to take responsible positions. The Officers of the orgaization are Bob Reny, Station Manager, who supervises and coordinates all activities; George Mauro, Program Director, supervises all broadcast and show production; Arthur Podaras, Chief Announcer, supervises all announcing; Karl Black, ChLf Engineer, supervises all engineers and is responsible for the maintenance of all equipment; Marylee Reed, Secretary, in charge of all records and correspondence; Judy Chase, Business Manager, in charge of all pecuniary functions; Nancy Cowen, Membership Chairman, in charge of all matters pertaining to membership _ and promotions; Helen Jonts, Copy Direc­ MODERN s iz e tor, prepares all program copy for an­ nouncers and speakers; Jeanne Macom- the taste is great! ber, Traffic Manager, does all paper work on scheduling of shows; Dale Fletcher, Record Librarian, catalogues and files all material, records, transcriptions, etc.; Carol Reed, Publicity Director, in charge of all publicity campaigns, stories and posters.

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Ed. Note: Our readers will notice cer­ Dads Day tain irregularities in this issue, such O u r “Democratized” Education as reprints (steals, if you prefer), Lorraine Ryan works of alumni, etc. We abhor this Roger Kambour sort of thing, as we’re sure you do. # We’d much rather print YOUR As modern civilization increases in complexity it demands that My name is Baudelaire. Charles Pierre Baudelaire. I see in your material—honestly. But you are elusive, our people be a better and better educated one, that our professional little blue booklet that I am not offered to you in 1956-57. The and our deadline rolls around without meaning of this statement is as unintelligible to me as its terms. a sign of you. personnel be not only informed and cultured citizens but specialists In what way am I offered? By whom am I accepted? My entire We have planned a Literary Supple­ in particular fields as well. As a result of the ensuing increase in experience here today is extremely mystifying. I, Baudelaire, who ment for Jan. 10 (deadline: Dec. 17) education requirements we find these professionals entering pro­ have experienced everything, sit here beneath your flagpole, before but whether or not it appears depends ductive life at ages varying from twentyffwo for the college grad­ on you. To quote a popular phrase: your T Hall, round-eyed like a little baby. uate to thirty-one for the psychiatrist. (Service in the armed forces Do you care? does not usually employ these professionals to anywhere near their I was given this little blue booklet at your Notch Hall where full potential, so that this required service period postpones the I met many people of a type that is completely foreign to me, all The Halls of Ivy debut by two years more.) Thus the would-be professional has of whom were smiling. I looked behind me to see at what they reached an age roughly equal to one-third his life expectancy be­ were smiling. Then I examined myself. And I discovered that it Tell me of the halls of ivy. fore beginning to contribute fully to society. This student “aging” was not at anyone or anything they were smiling. Nor through “ They stand, formidably.” trend has not yet halted either. happiness. It was part of their general attitude. Strange. You In view of this trend is there any mystery involved in the And of the students? assume I am a “Dad.” Obviously there has been a mistake made nation’s chronic shortage of well-educated, intelligent personnel? “There are many. Some fail somewhere. Many things I have been. Never a “Dad”. That is, if Subtracting the effect of our well-publicized teacher shortage one Miserably.” contained in this term is so much ebullience, so much simple finds a further reason for this shortage in the demoralizing lengths purity, so little intensity, as I find here about me._ I am confused of time of education. To a high school senior, for example, a doctor’s and wearied and sapped by the quantity of good will. And the others? “They are but shades; from degree hardly seems worth the required eight years of further I said I was 'thirsty. I was given a vapid and cloying drink of schooling, all too often. In order to attract more young to pro­ chocolate mixed with mineral water that depressed my spirit as day to darkness, some radiant, others morose. fessional careers then, it seems desirable to halt and even reverse it shocked my sensibilities. I asked for a book and was given this They fascinate us, bewilder us, this student “aging” trend. In short, the education of the bright little blue booklet. And here I came upon myself under French amaze us, and disgust us.” student needs to be accelerated. If this student “aging” trend con­ Romanticism and Realism. I cannot decide in which category the tinues it would not be hard to envision a time when humor could little blue booklet would have me. So, I cannot decide about you H ow is the way? be seen in a cartoon depicting a university president handing out who appear to me to be as unromantic as you are unrealistic. “It varies widely. Some graduate school diplomas with a government bureaucrat standing I see many people of middle age; all extremely robust and say rugged others tranquil.” beside him following up with social security retirement checks. lacking in any particular significance to me. Although, if they are Before reflecting upon ways to halt this tendency for pro­ the parents and teachers of the equally robust young men and And they that find it rugged, fessionals to enter productive life at more and more advanced ages, women, it is these elders who wish me to be offered to these young why do they persist? (continued on next page) plowmen and dairymaids. Strange. “There are the vicissitudes but I have looked in vain for a youth who does not stand smiling there are rewards.” Longing squarely and unblinkingly into your bright sunshine; for one who Handsful of emptiness The New Hampshire And of them? could share with me the exotic, the shadows, the distillations. If Darkness looming out of darkness “Like a breeze, they he were ever here, the evidence of his presence has been completely An enormous void within myself ELECTRIC COMPANY cannot be spelled.” removed. A body hung together loosely * Again a paradox. I see in my little blue booklet that there are Without a reason or a purpose Announces Are you sure they exist? awarded symbols of excellence or condemnation as an evaluation A voice that is someone else’s “They must.” For the convenience of of the students’ relation to the matters offered to him for consider­ Outside of me and far away and cracking ation here. Where is the youth who receives an A for his empathy its Durham customers W h y? A question, terror, longing the service bills may be paid at: to that which was the essence of Charles Baudelaire? “ I heard them sing.” A reeling head that must be mine The shadows fall, and my spirit drifts and wavers and falls Opens its enormous puzzled eyes The University Shop limp like the shadows at my feet. Posterity slides past me in shin­ The students? You are not there. ing motor-cars, smiling and waving and throwing small bleeding “ Yes.” 50 Main St. Durham, N. H. chunks of me to its young, on alternate years.______— Robert Keefe ’55 — Virginia Merriam Death O f A Friend Walter Hall The setting sun filtered through the long row of young pine trees that sheltered the small cemetery, and settled upon the group of people gathered about a casket. Two young men and four older ones held the American flag tightly over the grave and the wind began to whistle through the pine trees. The young man we called Swede was strong and quiet for his years and tears slid off his flushed cheeks and landed on a pile of fresh gravel. I stood to his right, and we were perhaps closer friends right at that moment than ever _ before, for hadn’t we known Dickie as true friends should. Didn’t we grow up with him? We knew his faults and his weaknesses, and we had known he was a man’s man, and people said the three of us could pass for brothers. When he was in the Army and his folks told us he was seriously ill, we laughed at their worry, for Dickie was good and young and strong. That blond hair and blue eyes, and that knowing smile couldn’t be gone forever. W e had planned to do so many things together when we were all settled down. No, Dear God, tell me Dickie isn’t dead. Why, I can still re­ member when he got engaged last Christmas, and I bought him a. bottle of champagne and we buried it in the snow outside his house because he didn’t want his folks to know he drank. 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The just inter­ Our senses do assure, These Optimites: Put blame or praise pretation of our equalitarian philosophy obviously is equal oppor­ For everything to be perceived Around us does occur; Upon these ways? tunity for each to be educated according to his ability. Too often They’re music from within, Then who will say what’s fair? the above-average student is not allowed to set his own pace; he W e profit that they’ve been Until (’Til cancer strikes at four of score For if the pleasing be the “good”, is held back to the speed of the average or below average student. The cams and cranks and cogs or lightening leaps at ten). The painful, thus, the “bad”, A separation of good from bad student should, but does not, between Then movements of the particles Our ears just once implore: begin in grade school. Differentiation between good and bad stu­ These to praise? Determine how they’re had. dent does begin to occur in high schools since at this point the As they appear on our wide screen, So we on theirs—no more. college preparatory curriculum diverges from that for the less But cruciforms may serve the first, So; letting While “just because” the other, All things by ambitious, less intelligent students. Nevertheless the superior stu­ But, such received, And still the both, though by him One salt grain lie, dent is seldom taxed mentally until he reaches college. How less deceived cursed, Their meaning to express, Are we now than before? As a result of this “democratized” public school education, Can truly love their brother; So no man’s eye state universities find themselves besieged with swarms of un­ Could testify W e learn. qualified applicants. Forced by this same equalitarian philosophy So where the light, and what the They differ; then we press, way While far too high to give the mall a chance at a college education, the university The answers safe within our vault, That final “why”, attempts to preserve its high scholastic standard by flunking out That scorns the person, place or W e tolerate with grace their fault day, Some others to assess large numbers of students. Nevertheless due to the large number Whose zest ignores what we exalt; From which no isolate can hide, That we might ply; of mediocre students who manage to remain in college and also to That sets the eight upon its side? financial realities, the university is forced to “mass-educate” the W e things of consequence pursue And lastly cry: On faith of but “the best I know;” “In truth, we ply gifted students along with the average and below-average students. T h is: Yet, watching “best” ways come “All and ever to apply— Because we ply!” Thus once again the cream of the intellectual crop is discriminated and go, Can Providence then not comply?” against. Evidence for this discrimination can be drawn from the We lose the sureness of our “so” ; (No more imply) class “cut” philosophy of our own College of Liberal Arts. That And—knowing we may err—just try; W h en even the brightest students are not allowed to cut classes freely The genes preclude the means for F or seems to imply, among other things, that our best students must that From the black night we came Still, ever-eager theses vie To balance like his friends; And back, in time, we’ll go (continued on next page) In courtship of our weary “why”, All-falling then he wayward wends, To leave the triumph and the shame ‘Til one is brought at last to alter Won’t even get to bat; Back whence they came to blow; To give us that reply On which we can rely ROBERT P. ALIE And never after falter. 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Prompt Service on Repairs W hereas Coldest December in thirty years Pizza My Specialty To those who doubt First up, then downed, of all Types grips city, shouted the little paper And dare look out Propelled around boy, trying to tie the strings of his And bring to best their span: To end it here or there; fur-lined hood tighter under his chin without taking off his heavy mittens. “There, ya see, Martha? I told you it ain’t ever been so cold in the twenty- sf J erJ years we lived in tow n ,” said an elderly woman to her companion shopper as they stepped off the side­ walk to cross Hanover Street. “Ain’t New York City are examples at hand. As for the Now I will introduce you, and thus our weather. White heapy clouds, looking A: Ham en appels—met suiker (sugar) like balls (Kumlswolken) bring no college level, the University of California has established the River­ portrait. all over de ham! rain. Evtn when you can see blue sky side campus, a small college reserved for the best in brains. Al­ Dress will be unimportant, for your Suiker? . . . All over? ? taste is immaculate, but I would ask in the clouds it is not sure that the though most towns and states are too small to set up separate Ja, suiker! a beret, you do much for such a small weather will get better. facilities like these, groups of them would be able financially to En wat te drinken? item. Wind from southeast to northeast band together to construct elite schools. The six New England Glas bierl Let your hair flow so that it is consumed brings unsteady weather. Continuing rain states, for example, might construct a New England University for into the darkness, and your we have by westwind. When the wind their best students. Costs for each state would be proportional to Laater . . . mouth, open a little like a startled turns from west to east (rightturn) you the number of students from that state. Tuition would be compar­ D : W ei, hier is de ham! baby bird. can hope that the weather is . . . — Finally your eyes. I would have them The Star, a magazine published in Kais­ able to what it is now in state universities. In this way our best A : Aa, good! . . . Ee! U vergat de students would be educated as thoroughly and as speedily as appels, U domhoofdje (dummy) ! wide and perceptive with a far off erslautern, Germany. gase that does not miss the near. their abilities permitted. D: Onder de ham, U buubje (booby) ! Wait a minute! Put your hand out! Tilt your headSa little so that It has often been said that a bright student who sets his mind A : En waar is de suiker ? U vergat de you catch that shadow . . . there, suiker L to it can get a good education at any school having an extensive that is perfect. D : O ? library. This theory, emphasizing individual initiative, is undoubted­ I am the first artist to paint a CAMPUS ly valid to a large extent. Unfortunately, however, few of even -the A: Ja! U deed! dream. very best students have the ambition and self-control required to D: Suiker? . . . Met ham? ? — Robert Keefe ’55 BARBER SHOP accomplish as much on their own as they would under the stimulus A: Ja! U haord me man! Suiker — A: Neen, breng me koffie met melk! ... of exacting instructors and heavy competion from fellow students. all overl D O K ! O K ! En twee groot (big) sigaars! Treat Yourself In short the need to educate the mental elite separately, more D: Wat soort sigaars — chocolade? thoroughly, and more speedily is pressing — not only in terms of Laater A: Knip dat uit U ! Neen, juist breng To The Best personal desserts but also in view of the nation’s personnel needs. me de rekening (check, bill) I Hee! Hee U! Recently Rear Admiral Hyman Rickover, father of the atomic sub­ D: Hier het is! Dank U vor niks I Ja? Wat is het nou? OUR BUSINESS IS marine, state, “ (Unfortunately) the very thought of recognizing A: W at! ? ! Drie daalders en zeventig differences in intellectual ability is repugnant to our equalitarial Rotten appels! cents ($3.70) vor juist dat? . . . TO IMPROVE YOUR APPEARANCE philosophy. . . We are committed to the basic assumption that Deze appels — rotten? Hoo! Holland — puuie! Hoo! Dat’s raar! there is no person who can claim to be an Indispensable- man. We D Amerika—puuie ook! Goodbye! “Hoo hoo” ? Nou zie hier, U ham- proceed from this entirely correct assumption to the incorrect con­ erhoofd (hammerhead)—Hee, juist clusion that neither does a democracy have Indispensable men. een minuut! Halt! U kom hier! This is obviously erroneous. . . . No society can function without Wei? Wat nou? its indispensable men.” Dat bier was te (too) bitter! Bitter bier? O neen! Mamma mia! A Happy Holiday Season . . . Wei dan, wat kant U drinken? Suiker in water? Someday from

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Immediately the news “Hey, are we s’p o sed to know the of creation As your own private portion started down the long grapevine com­ bones too ?’’ one fellow shouted at no And smash, the dispatched, glass- of The Grail. The white-jadketed waiter consulted munication system. “Lamb chops. Pass it one in particular. “Just know everything encased tears Your glass tears are smashing, his wrist watch . . .’ 5:12 . . . 5 :1 2 4 on.” “What? Again?” “Those greasy on the four hundred pages and you can’t Like the artificial dreams o f the but plaintively . . . So late? Hundreds of staring eyes things ? Ugh!” “Hey, I kinda like how r > wrong.” came the disheartening re­ child’s mannequin. with tingle-like rebounds skipping — some blue, a few green, others brown, they fix ’em.” “You’re the only one who ply. And when you cried, did not each from wall to' wall, an occasional black — penetrated through does, brother.” “C’mon, fellas, we’re eat­ “How’d the psych exams go, Sheila?” capsuled tear, And they chant on my ear with a the glass door and pierced his white ing at the restaurant.” Here and there a girl struggling over the cutting process bear away a chosen, dream shaped, silence made loud: linen jacket. Never — not even once — lamb-detestors left the line in favor of of her lamb chop questioned. “Ya know cloud thought; I love you more than horizons did they move left or right to focus on a loaded hot dog and a chocolate frappe I’ve got two exams tomorrow, one Mon­ Tearing rents in the garment of when you cry. the cream -colored wall which hemmed at Dunfey’s or O ’N eil’s. day, and one and a book report Friday. your silk cocoon? them in. Steadily, sternly, they stared Perhaps the lamp chop the short, thin, Hope I last ’till vacation.” “ You think T o let the sun in? T o keep the — Robert Keefe ’55 over straight ahead — right at him . . . spectacled co-ed put on the plate of the that’s bad?” the girl called Sheila asked. 5:1334 . . . The man grew white — biggest football player was meant as a “I have a term paper of two thousand Total Depravity colorless as his jacket, pure white ex­ peace offering for having won the hard- words due tomorrow, and I don’t even W hen I was a kid I always had a desire to be bad, cept for “Commons” embroidered in fought race. She muttered some brief kn^w what I’m writing on yet.” to do what I should a task unsublime was taking time green on the little pocket. His shaking words of explanation and hurried back Slowly the line grew smaller. The to better do the thing I could like steal rings I hid hand reluctantly grabbed the door knob. to her position in line. last hopeful requests for squash and peas in my mothers jewel box with others. The key rested innocently in the lock; “ I’ll have squash and peas, but no instead of potatoes and for more gravy — Donald Stoddard that little piece of metal held enormous "otatoes.” “Can’t I have some more were heard patiently. Daddio and dung­ power. His job was only to turn the gravy?” “ I don’t want none of them peas, aree doll continued to rock and roll at key once to the right at 5:15 on the but lots of mashed potatoes.” “C'mon lightening speed and ear-deaferiing tones, dot, and heart pounding fiercely, he now, a little more meat, huh?” The while some ' students gathered enough braced himself to perform his danger­ waiters cast sly, here-we-go-again glances ambition to study and others talked ous mission . . . 5:144 . . . 5:144 at each other and sighed, as the students about the vacation just ahead. The cooks . . . zero hour! bombarded them with requests. Figure­ and white-jacketed waiters looked out The door opened, and hundreds of conscious girls held up the line to ex­ over the dining hall thankfully. The wild-like creatures charged forward -— plain to disgusted cooks that they just little freshmen, had been fed once again. everyone for himself, barbarously shov­ couldn’t eat starchy foods like potatoes, — Name Withheld ing and pushing. The attendant, regain­ while six feet tall, two hundred pound ing some color in his face behind the fellas pleaded for bigger servings to fill pushed back door, shook his head con­ up their intestinal cavities. fusedly as he watched the unloosed ones One boy; evidently hungry, but with Orthographey run down the long aisle between the enough energy left to walk to the juke Ed. note: The following is reprinted endless rows of tables. First place in box, and near-broke, but with enough from The New Yorker October 6, 1956. ICEROYS the long, trailing line of starving stu­ allowance left in his bill-less wallet to Florence, Ala. (AP).—A college dents was the aim of all, but the prize snare a dime, pushed two little red but­ professor says those misspelled signs of only one — a short, thin, spectacled tons, and “ Ya gotta rock with me, you see along the highways indicate girl who, amazingly enough, managed to baby” suddenly filled the huge dining not just one man’s mistake, but an outrun half of the freshman football hall. Some co-eds swooned over the area of ignorance.” team. The defeated boys fell into a hud­ loud male voice, and a few stepped out Dr. Roland Dickison, head of the are Smoother dle and planned different advance tac­ of line and began a savage rock and English Department at Florence State tics for the next day’s meals. Defeat by roll step. Even Ralph, the pet dog of Teachers College, made the observa­ a girl, bah! one of the campus fraternities, awoke tion after an auto trip. A chorus of groans from the hungry from his half-hearted daze under a table He says those misspelled didn’t multitude rose in protest as the holder when the woodwind section of the re­ know the correct cpelling, the man of first place invited all her little friends corded orchestra nicked up the tempo and who hired the painter, didn’t know, about fifty paces up the line to join her nearly -drowned out the vocalist who was no one in the employer’s knows, none down front. Naturally, the invitation did singing something about “Dungaree doll of his friends knows, and none of his not need re-iteration; down the aisle gonna rock with her Daddio.” enemies knows or he probably would learn the correct cpelling through ridicule.” — a missile Dickison recalls these misspelled INERTIAL NAVIGATION words: “ Cabens” for cabins, “minners” guidance system requiring no terrestrial source of for minnows, “cheif” for chief, “wat- energy, no earthbound direction— involves advanced, termelon” for watermellon and creative thinking of the highest order fo r: “machanic” for mechanic. He_ also recalls a tire company sign which said: “Best of its kind in the South.” — The M irror Electrical Engineers Professor, the thing to do in an area of ignorance is to go terribly fast. Mechanical Engineers Never mind how things are cpelled. 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