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Issue 741 CiNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI· ST. LOGIS October 19, 1992 University Senate Approves New Thefts Continue Education Requirements, Flexibility Aero,ss Campus by Thomas J, Kovach No increase in crimes against people -Senior seminar course in the programs will have to adapt to the of The Current staff student's major. new requirements. by Bill Farnsworth "We are working very harti But UM-St Louis officials are "For example, Engineering prob­ news editor and diligently on these thefts," said The good news from university worried about how they are going to ably .won't have to include a foreign UM-St. Louis Police Chief John senate officials is UM-St Louis will pay for the 'new requirements, espe­ language requirement," she said. Crime on the UM-St Louis Pickens, "we are trying to make an have greater "flexibility" to, install cially for new laboratory facilities. Recommendations for a change campus has continued ata rate that apprehension, not just put a ban­ new general education requirements. Martinich said he estimates the new in the University's general education the campus has never experienced. dage on the situation." "The bad news is that the Univer­ requirements could go "into the mil­ requirements came from 'an advisory In the past three weeks, 19 Some of the crimes, eight in sity of Missouri Board of Curators lions," committee on undergraduate educa­ crimes have been reported to the past four weeks, have involved has given us the rope. We can now do the theft of cash or credit cards. "But we can't do it through reallo­ tion. UM-St Louis Professor Phi- campus police. Crimes, predomi­ something useful with it or hang our­ nantly thefts of electronic equip­ Pickens stressed that all valuables cation of pro- losophy James selves," Senate Chairman Joseph ment, have been reported from should be left at home or should be grams," he said. Doyle and Martinich told senate members last Mark Twain BuiIding, Lucas Hall, secured in a desk or file cabinet, or "There's not a lot Nursing Profes­ week "We can now do the Social Sciences Building and some container that is not acces­ of fat left in the sor Maryellen The new general education re­ something useful ... the Social Sciences Tower. sible with any campus keys. quirements haven't officially been campus." McSweeney Since Sept. 25, seven VCRs, a If a credit card is discovered voted on, but Martinich said several The worse- or hang ourselves" were members camcorder, two monitors and three missing, that card should be can­ members of the Curators told mem­ case scenario that of that commit­ lap-top computers have been sto­ celled immediately as incidents of bers of the Intercampus Faculty Joseph Martinich could happen, ac- tee. - Josenh Martinich len from offices. All but three of cash advances made with stolen Council last week that each UMcam­ cording to ,., Doyle said the VCRs were stolen inasituation cards have been reported in the pus can adapt the requirements to suit -One class in mathematics/syrn­ Martinich,istocut Senate Chairman when UM Sys- where no signs of forced entry area recently. its own needs. bolic/logical reasoning. programs that are tern President were left for the police to investi­ Campus police should be no­ The Curators will vote on the is­ -Two semesters in foreign lan­ "crucial to the George Russell gate. tified when something is discov­ sue Thursday or Friday in Columbia guage and a three-hour class about the mission of the campus." appointed the committee, members The other three VCRs were ered missing or tampered with, The new requirements could start as culture of that language. UM-St Louis Chancellor Blanche were assured that paying for the new stolen Friday from a lab in the regardless of how minor the tam­ early as 1994. -One class in computer program­ pering may seem, said Pickens. Touhi1l said the school is hoping the requirements was a priority. Social Sciences Building.The lock They are: ming or software application. Any and all evidence that they money will corne from state and/or "It holds the President and the assembly was broken and removed -Nine hours in writing/critical ·Nine hours in physical and bio­ in the theft and police have ob­ university funding. Board of Curators to that commit-, analysis and a course in oral argu­ logical sciences. At least one course tained evidence from the lab. See CRIME, page 4 mentation/speech. must include a laboratory. But Touhill said not all degree ment," Doyle said. Electrifying! MacLean Recruits More International Students by Michelle McMurray editor because they believe it is safe here. They keep up with what is going on here," he said. Some of the areas of interests are M.B.A., Computer Lowe "Sandy" Maclean, vice chancellor for student Science, Engineering and Business Administration. An­ affairs, returned'recently from a three-week trip to Asia to other way the program works is sending students to school recruit more international students to UM-St. Louis. in their own country for two years and bringing them here MacLean visited many cities including Tokyo, Japan; to fmish the last two years and graduate school. Seoul; Korea; Taipei, Tawain; Singapore; Jakarta, Indo­ MacLean said there are approximately 400 students nesia; Kuala Lumpar, Malaysia; Bankok, Thailand and interested in UM-StLouis. "Next fall we would like to get Hong Kong, China 20-35 new students," he said. "Presently UM-St Louis has two percent of interna­ tional students. This has been the fIrst major effort to "Countries like Indonesia, Thailand, Maylasia, Hong recruit," MacLean said. Kong and Singapore are not in recession. They are in He said the United States is considered flexible and growth. The emerging middle class wants to send their kids other countries are not as good as we are in the Master's to college. They believe the future belongs to the children," programs. he said. "Out of 270 international students, 70 percent are in MacLean said he had an opportunity to visit a city in post-graduate programs," MacLean said. He added it is Maylasia that is building a city within a city. They plan to less expensive for the CoUll tries to send studen ts here than build a community college, and join a program with UM­ to continue building new colleges. StLouis and UM-KansasCity where students will come to Photo: Mia M. Ali "Students get an excellent education for a reasonable the States after two years of college there. That program is A UM-St. Louis maintenance man insulates a wire after is was pulled down by a passing. truck. cost The Midwest is attractive to many of the students projected to begin in 1994. Inside UMSL Students Make Early Election Choice by Matt Forsythe "undecided" choices. Who knows , perhaps these taken. As many as 50,000 people will take part in of The CUffent staff kinds of choices will eventually show up on a real the balloting and help to find out if "as ARA goes, Features election ballOL SO goes the Nation." Ross Perot, George Bush and Bill Clinton made Just because the ARA election wasn't real does Only time will tell if the nation votes the same an appearance in the Underground - well not quite not mean that it won't predict who will emerge as way as the UM-St. Louis community. The results of Check outpage 5 - but the spirit of three candidates was present last the winner of this three-way race for the White the UM-St Louis ballot have been tallied and they for a movie review and Monday as ARA, the Underground's food service, House. ARA has successfully identified the next are being sent along with the rest of the nation's students' views of the had a mock election. President of the United States in the past three numbers. The employee and customer votes are ARA services had mock elections in order to elections. With a diverse customer base in all 50 calculated by region and then sent to Philadelphia political scene in encourage voter turnout for the real Presidential states and locations, from executive dining rooms for tabulation and fmal nationwide results. "Around The Campus." election, which as everyone should know is on Nov. in New York's financial institutions to factories in The UM-St Louis results were as follows: This weeks Just For Fun 4. The voting choices were the same for ARA's middle America, ARA makes a perfect microcosm page is on page 9. election except for the addition of the "other" and from which a balanced sample of the country can be See ARA, page 4 Sports Riverwomen Break Even In Round Robin II by Cory Schroeder. loss of junior starter, Russann See Sports on Current sports reporter Overbey, to an ankle injury. page 8 for previews on Overbey had hoped to be ready for the Rivermen and The halls of Mark Twain again action but rehabilitation has been women basketball and were filled with the sounds of hits, slower than expected. digs and kills. After a long hiatus, "It really hurt our rotation. We swim teams. All four are the UM-St LOuis volleyball tearn only had a nine player roster to just starting their 1992- (better known as theroad warriors), begin with. Debbie King (fresh­ 93 seasons. retumed home for the MIAARound man) has had to step up and take Robin II (Oct 16-17). her place, " said head coach Denise The Riverwomen breezed Silvester. Campus Reminders through the first Round Robin How has King responded to (Sept. 18-19) with a 5-0 record. her new role? Give blood at the Red Cross blood drive today Round Robin II promised to be not "She's jumped right in," said as easy with matches against con­ senior Kim Dawson. "She's been and tomorrow in the J.e. Penney Buildingl ference powers Emporia State and the lift we needed. " Central Missouri State. With a victory in the opening A strike already was marked Don't forget: Alchohol Awareness Week is Photo: Mia M. Ali against the Riverwomen with the See MIAA, page 9 being held all around campus! Debbie Kampwerth prepares to block a shot as teammates look on. page 2 THE CURRENT October 19, 1992 fC.bA..S ....S.I EI.ED.... S ...... 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The country tuned in as the the first of three presidential debates took place at Washington University in St. Louis. President George Bush, Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton and inde­ pendent candidate Ross Perot debated issues such as the failing economy, tax policy, health care and the deficit. Bush tried to assure the audience by saying the country was not in as much turmoil as Clinton was making it out to be. "This country is not coming apart at the seams. There are big problems, and people are hurting, but I believe this agenda for Amercian renewal I have is the answer," Bush said. Clinton responded with the stance that he represents hope for change to the American people. "Mr. Bush, for 12 years you have had it your way and it didn't work," Clinton said. Perot's response to the problems of the nation were,"I don't have experience in running up a $4 trillion dollar deficit. I don't have any experience in gridlock government~ We've created a mess, don't have much to show for it, and we have got to fix it," he said. - Then the muslinging started. The president referred to Clinton's protesting the war while he was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University in England. Bush said he couldn't understand how an American can organize and demonstrate anti-war activites in another country. Clinton responded that Bush's father, the late Sen. Prescott Bush had stood up to Sen. Joe McCarthy on a similar issue. Clinton added Bush was wrong to attack his patriotism. The second debate in Richmond, Va. was low key in part due to the format of one moderator and questions from an audience of more than 200 uncommitted voters. Not so forthe vice presidential debate in Atlanta, Gli., which was nothing more than a three ring circus between Vice President Dan Quayle, Senator Al Gore and independant candiate Adm. James Stockdale. Quayle spent most of the debate slamming Clinton while practically calling him a liar. Quayle also accused Gore of changing his position on certain issues. Gore responded to Quayle's discussion on congres­ sional term limitations with "We're fixing to limit one." During the Virginia debate, a man addressed the problem of negative campaigning. He asked for a committment from the candidates to curb the mudslinging and stick to the issues for the rest of the campaign. Sounds like a good idea. Most people ~.iI are sick of the mudslinging. The economy is bad and millions of tt ~ During the Virginia debate, a man addressed the problem of negative campaigning. He asked for a committment from the candidates to curb the mudslinging and stick to the issues for , Christopher C olutnbus Day; the rest of the campaign. Sounds like a good idea. Most people are sick ofthe mudslinging. The economy is bad and millions of Not What It's Cracked Up To Be people are out of work. The citizens are interested in solutions Dear Editor. to the problems. Mudslinging may be entertainiilg but accom­ Dear Editor. discoverer of the New World. Among plishes nothing. The candidates should stick to the issues. for nothing more than fresh souls and A belated note of thanks for all the costume and excitement, all material gain led to the oppression, thefmearticlePaul Brais recently Columbus Day, much like any that was missing was the one thing exploitation and eventual annihila­ wrote on theJ.C.Penney Building. other holiday, is a day of reflection; that American history is good at tion of many nations. As we talked, it became obvi­ one that recognizes an event or per­ avoiding - the truth. If Columbus Day is to remain a ous to me that he had done his son that has significantly affected r find it ironic that one of national holiday, it would be more in homework regarding Penney, that oUr lives: America's highest ideals is also its the spirit of the day if we sent our he had thought through a series of pertinent questions and that Paul For me, a part of the day was worst adversary. In fact, truth has children to school with shackles. did not have preconceived notions spent remembering my childhood., become so obscure that it is quite swords and bibles that they may en­ and were willing to listen. On how we made paper hats and sail­ possibly the only word in the English slave, beat and even kill their fellow reading the article, I felt that he boats in the customary fashion of the language whose definition opposes students for lunch money. At least accurately reflected both the con­ Colwnbus voyage. How, dressed for itself. If the truth is to be upheld, we then they would know the truth. cerns of your constituents and my the school pageant in cardboard and should regard Christopher Colwn bus comments. In doing so, I think the aluminum foil annor, I took the spot­ not as the brave hero who discovered Chad H. Reidhead article has helped increase student light and was for a day the hero a nation, but as a man whose pursuit and campus understanding of what Penney is all about What more could an interviewee ask? lime For Senator Bond To Go Best of luck with your efforts Paul, on behalf of The Current and in the pursuit of your degree. Dear Editor, meant, his Washington staff cited his half of our coun try's endangered spe­ Wetlands Reserve Program in the cies and according to the Fish and David Klostermann In case Senator Kit Bond has too I 990 Farm Bill in which farmers could Wildlife Service over 290,000 acres Assistant Dean of Continu­ many people believing that he really voluntarily enroll prior converted of wetlands being lost each year. Pay­ ing Education-Extension cares about the environment, it's time wetlands which would be restored ing for restoring some wetlands that to set his record straight. Bond has an and protected by easements. But what have been lost to the fanner's plow abysmal record on the environment Bond won't tell the public is that he could help stem the tide of wetlands The League of Conservation Vot­ has co-sponsored a bill that would loss, but the nation's environmentand Student Enjoys ers gave Bond only a 13 percent rating drastically reduce protection of mil­ the American public will pay a high for 1991, based on votes on key lions of acres of wetlands. Senate Bill price if legislation such as S. 1463, Campus Paper amendments, bills and co-sponsor­ 1463 would narrow the defmition of supported by Senator Bond, were ever Dear Editor, ship of good or bad environmental wetlands, decrease the number of allowed to become law. legislation. Only seven Senators wetlands as defined and gut section Geri Rothman-Serot has a record I am a fIrst time (freshman) stu­ scored lower. His 1990 score was 404 of the Clean Water Act of commiunent to environmental dent at UMSL. I've enjoyed The only eight percent and he has never Despite Senator Bond's assertion concerns. Bond's environmental Current very much. Keep up the received a rating over 20 percent in his Feb. 6 Kit Bond News that re­ concerns ring hollow. If Missourians good work! I also like the free adver­ An even better understanding of stored wetlands would "improve the want a Senator who cares about our tising for students-may I say thanks Senator Bond's blatant disregard for wildlife and waterfowl habitat, ease environment they should vote forGeri on our behalf. environmental concerns involves an floods and improve water quality," he Rothman-Serot. If they want six more Some quick background I am issue that he has ci ted his accom plish­ has turned around and supported leg­ years of a dismal environmental requesting. I used to work in com­ ments. In a Kansas City Star article, islation that would spell disaster for record, then they have it in Kit Bond. puter sales. That is where I met Scott Bond cited his battle for "wetland our nation's dwindling wetlands re­ Keymer. Scott is very helpful, preservation." When asked what this source. Wetlands provide habitat for Christopher Gates friendly, cooperative, flexible and computer literate. I went to him for a used printer because I couldn't af­ European Magazine Broadens Horizons ford a new one and walked away Dear Editor, The European was a project of the and the demographics shows that it with a sweet deal. This was such a late Robert Maxwell. It adds suffi­ approximates Business Week in its good deal, I felt my fellow students The European is a weekly news­ cient amounts of courage and enter­ numbers of executive and professional should know about him. As students paper that is not available in the tainment flair to a fonnat that com­ readers. we are fInancially limited, but Scott lIbrary but is so outstanding that I bines the overview of the Christian It has a main general news sec­ provided a reasonable way to get think it should not be overlooked. Science Monitor, the writing exper­ tion, a business section, and a cultural computers (almost a necessity to a Since I am not a salesman and don't tiseofthe Wall StreetJournal,andthe section. I find myself astounded at dedicated student) and peripherals, intend to pursue an obsession with down-to-earth style of Isaac Asimov. how faSCinating crafted articles are of sofrware, etc. Thanks again for a . trying to get them to order it, I'll just Itis having measurable impact on subjects that would not nonnally be . great job. getit for myself after flrst squawking Europe in that heads of state find it a of interest to me. about it suitable lace to es use their views page 4 NEWS October 19, 1992

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The following criminal incidents 9-25-92 A Toshiba VCR and monitor was ~eld until 6:30 p.m. on 9-24-92. A visitor left her purse in 72 J.e. 10-15-92 were reported to campus police A student reported that his locker in the stolen from a fifth floor Lucas Hall Penney at 3 p.m., she returned a half­ A staff member reported that a lap during the period from Sept 25 men's locker room of Mark Twain Gym room between 6:30 p.m. on 9-25- A staff member reported· that a red hour later and discovered that it had top computer was stolen from a to Oct 16, 1992. If readers have 92 and 1 p.m. on 9-29-92. There and stole his workout clothes and equip­ winqbreaker was stolen from an of­ been stolen. sixth floor Social Sciences Tower information that could assist the ment' The theft occurred sometime be­ were no signs of forced entrance. fice on the fIfth floor of Lucas Hall Building between 4 p.m. on 10- police investigations, they are tween 9-21-92 and 9-25-92. after 3:30 p.m. on 9-30-92 and before 10·6-92 14-92 and 8:30 am. on 10-15-92. urged to call 553·5155. This in­ 9·30-92 8 am. on 10-1-92. There were no A staff memberreported that his watch formation is provided by cam· 9-28·92 There were no signs of forced en­ signs of forced entry. pus police as a public service to $50 in cash and credit cards were stolen try when a TVNCR unit, video was stolen from his office on the Two cameras were stolen from tapes, a camcorder and stopwatch seventh floor of the Social Sciences another sixth floor Social Sciences promote awareness. Remember from her office on the fourth floor of a A staff member reported that $15 in were stolen from another fifth. floor • crime prevention is a commu· Lucas Hall between noon and 2 p.m. cash and credit cards were stolen from Tower Building the previous week. Tower Building office. In addi­ Lucas Hall room. The theft oc· nity effort! 9-29-92 her purse that was in her fourth floor There were no signs of forced entry. tion to the cameras, various lenses curred between 2 and 8 p.m. Lucas Hall office. The theft occurred and a walkman were taken from between the times of 2 and 4 p.m., There were no signs of forced entry the office. The theft was discov­ 10·1·92 there were no signs of forced entry when a staff member discovered that ered at 1 p.m. on 10-15-92. The -., A staff member reported that a r- -- into the locked office. -- I radio/cassette player was stolen fOIlI computer disks had been stolen office had been locked the previ­ 1$2.99 from a fourth floor Lucas Hall of­ from an office on the fifth floor of ous day at 8 p.m. There were no Buy up to 8 at this price I fice in the week between 9-24-92 10-2-92 Lucas Hall. signs of forced entry. with coupon. Offer valid A staff member reported that two I through November 2, and 10-1-92. There were no signs VCRs were stolen from a locked room 1992. (tomato extra) of forced entry. Between 5 p.m. on 10-5-92 and 10:25 10·16·92 in the Mark Twain Building the previ­ a.m. the following day, a lap top Three VCRs were stolen from a I Double Cheeseburger'n Fries, I ous week. There were no signs of The wall clock in the hallway of computer was stolen from a seventh lab on the fourth floor of the Social Our Double Steakburger topped with American cheese. Served with the Blue Metal Office Building was forced entry. regular French fries. Not valid with any other olTer. Valid at 9550 floor office in the Social Sciences Sciences Building. Two of the I stolen. The theft was discovered at I Natural Bridge only. Tower Building. There were no signs VCRs were working units, one .I 10: 15 a.m. on the morning of 10-1- An AM/FM dual cassette radio was of forced entry. L_ _ _ _ -- _ - - 92. stolen from an office on the sixth floor was clearly marked as broken. of the Social Sciences Tower Build­ There was damage to the door of A picnic table. folding chairs and ing. The theft occurred between the Another lap top computer was dis­ the lab and the lock assembly had ·Register With Career Placelnent Services an umbrella were reported stolen hoursof4p.m.10-1-82and 10-2-92 covered missing at 8: 30 am. on 10-6- been removed. Police have ob­ from the Alumni Circle area after 8:30am. There were no signsofforced 92. The computer had last been seen tained evidence on this theft and Career Placement will the Chancelior'sPicnic, which was entry. at 9:35 p.m. on 10-1-92. are following up on the leads. help you find a paid job fREE~ 2 RO LLS related to your degree! 3Smm Film Challenge yourself to the hottest, Try this Exciting Ne-u· Film· ··\0,,1e I thi.; Tilm! Iu; sharpne.iJ and ·inc enun ("om~nm r! u~U1 l}fht!"T ji/1m While you're still in school! toughest, fastest game around of ILS spuJ, ILl; nt.lm (on t.' i5 .color T\!pro..--Iik-f ion . :,\'uunC~5 uj" "::IJ[or llro! n:: i In meprin ts: rOil t:an 51!:;' W illfferro..::,., ~nt .. :~Jl ch.:rr:- r.:-d lmd tomato Ted . ,. at BUSHWHACKERS ... Photographic Magazine

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By Eric Perigo "It is very Current features reporter different be­ ing on the in­ Ah ... the wonderful musical com­ side of a bine. Round and round it goes, what it record than to creates is anybody's guess. One of its going to a most exciting mutant offsprings has store, not been the group Ministry. knowing any­ With a "Kill Your Idols" mental­ thing, and ity, a punk brutality and a psychotic picking up a delivery, Ministry has become a huge record and I ground for worship. Even though have known they despise being a focus, because this from day they aim to refocus people's minds, one - which they are rulers of the underground was probably "industrial" scene. a year and a But what i~ industrial? Ministry half ago," he drummer Bill Rieflin attempted to said. "In· re­ bludgeon out that label when I spoke gards to the al- with him. He also tried to give me a • bum ("Psalm view from the inside looking out of 69 ... ")~ yeah Ministry and its massive machine. there is some "Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed good stuff on And The Way To Suck Eggs" has it as well as been a huge album for Ministry. It all some that I am started this summer with their sur­ not to crazy prising hit, "Jesus B uil t My Hotrod," about, but that and it has developed from there. It is how it is." took a while to release "Psalm 69 ... " Rieflin is and since its release there has been the also involved Lollapalooza II tour as well as an­ in Ministry's other video, the semi-censored various off­ "N.W.O." shoots; bands Now, as Ministry heads to En­ like the Re­ gland, they are finishing up a video volting Cocks, for "Just One Fix." "Just One Fix" L a r d , will also be remixed with an appear­ Pailhead,1000 ance by guest hallucinogenist, Wil­ Homo DJs, liam Burroughs. Acid Horse "William Burroughsis a writer-a­ and the latest counter-culture icon I guess," Rieflin country-punk said. "He wrote the book, "Naked cyborg-Buck MINISTRY Lunch" and he pioneered a type of Satan and the 666 Shooters. trial thing. I have been trying to figure "Lately I have been listening to writing that is referred to as the cut-up With all this recording mayhem, out what the hell 'industrial' music is. myoId standbys. I really like Kurt method. He would take words and what is Rieflin's favorite? Actually, itis hard for me to figure out Vile's music, he is a German com­ pages and slice them into bits and "Well I suppose it varies," ex­ the sonic relationship between the poser who died in 1950, but I like his form a book." plains the drummer, "when I'm work­ Nine Inch Nails, Ministry and a band 30's and 40's Gennan work," he said. So why did Ministry choose to do ing with the Revolling Cocks it might like Shew. I don't see it and I don't "As far as rock goes I like the new My a video with a guest spot for getto a point where I'm thinking, 'Oh . buy it, and it is hard for me to com­ Bloody Valentine record a lot as well Burroughs? geez, I think I want to move onto ment on this if I don't believe in it," as the new Swans stuff." "Partly because he's been a very something else. ' Then we will move Rieflin said. Now I know what is going influential fIgure and because he is on to a few other projects an d I'll "Ministry has always been a band through a lot of shallow, hardcore one of the most famous junkies yearn for the days with the Revolting that has tried to break: the bounds of Ministry fans' minds. They are think­ around," laughs Rieflin. "He's writ­ Cocks again. There really is no favor­ whatever it is that we are working ing, "Where the hell does he get off on ten a lot about drugs, and has written ite, it's all work at the time and I try to with at the time. Actually, we have listening to classical music?" a lot while drug induced or heroin get into it as much as I can." been talking about putting out a coun­ Rieflin explains his viewpoint. induced and the song, 'Just One Fix', With the success of fvlinistry and try record, so we'll do whatever we "Well you know what happens with deals with drugs." the presen t blistering success of the want and wha tever anyone calls it is these' rock geek idiots' is that all they How did this couple made in hell Nine Inch Nails, the eye has become their opinion." tend to listen to is 'rock geek idiot meet up? Did they share needles, or ever so focused lately on what is Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters music.' Pretty soon they are looking just thoughts and expressions? called the "industrial" scene. Why the hasn't meshed together yet, but Bill into a mirror that goes on and on and "He actually came to the group by ignorant label, and why has the musi­ says after they go into the studio to on forever and all they see is them­ just being a fan. He even came to cal ear evolved or accepted the music hammer itout it will certainly "rock." selves. How are they supposed to Lollapalooza and it sort of evolved of this wide genre? Well, what does the man that learn anything else about music? I laugh At Me Or With from there. The idea then came that he "I have been having a problem backs musics most varied group lis­ should be involved in the 'Just One with this recently-this whole indus- ten to? See MINISTRY, page 6 Me, Please,Justlaugh Fix' video and he came. And that is great because how many people see • • an old fellow like him getting to bird's I view things like us?" Take My Wife, Please! Hopefully MTV will be able to by Carmen Ghia buried so long. Christmas caroling million dollar insurance policy claim. something else that I can't use," I handle an old junkie on its precious of The Current staff brings the families back together in a Even he finds it hard to buy Richard's thought as the guys before me died so air time. "N.W.O.'· had to be altered a new rekindled fri ends hip. story. slow ly it wOlJld have made Dr. bit because of its lack of MTV accep­ The i,'Tass isn't alw ays as green as Eddy and Rich ard make plan s for The staircase spirals even further tance to a George Bush impersonator Mengela proud. one might think. It surely wa s a tinge wife swapping, onl y Richard find s and takes us to several cities and seedy grabbing his crotch. Rieflin said that While I watched, I also drank. A brown for Richard and PrisciJlaParker himself in a rather precarious situa­ bars. When you least expect it, you'll Ministry basically told MTV to go lot. Three shots of Bacardi and two in "Consenting Adults," the new re­ tion. Blamed fora murder, he struggles be surprised by who is where and "soak their heads" in response to beers in an hour. But I was too wired lease from Hollywood Pictures. to bring the truth to light by finding doing what to whom. At least twice MTV's less than enthusiastic adora­ Brad Touche to be drunk. Finally, my turn came. The Parkers, played by Kevin proof to prove that he is not the killer. anyway, I guarantee a reaction of by tion of their video. He also said if The host introduced me as "TJ:!e Liz­ Kline and Mary Elizabeth Meanwhile, back at the ranch, surprise from the mass audience. jack-of-all~medias there are censorship problems with ard King" (if I hear one more Jim Mastrantonio, live in anice neighbor­ Eddy conveniently has taken over the Consenting Adults is sometimes "Just One Fix," then it will "never be Morrison joke directed towards me, . hood with their nice daughter Lori role as Mr. Parker, loving husband confusing and you're unsure of what Many people wonder what it seen." would be like to be a stand-up comic. . .), and I walked up to the stage (Kimberly McCullough) and have and father. is happening. The truth is somewhat Could the video for ".Just One nice things, but they are in a struggle An insurance investigator, David revealed at the end, but even then Some people's curiosity will even confident in what was left of my Fix" make Ministry a household wor­ manifest itself into actually trying it material. That is, until I grabbed the to live, fmancially and emotionally. Duttonville, played by Forest you're going on assumptions. But a ship? It's certain that the fans Minis­ Their lives are just kind of blah, bor­ Whitaker, steps in to investigate the movie shouldn't have to do all the out Well, last Tuesday at The Funny mic. try has accumulated don't seem to ing, living day to day without any circumstances surrounding a $1.5 thinking for yeu, right? Bone in Westport Plaza, I tried it Suddenly, I felt like .. . well, a give a shit about what the public Before we go on, I must say this deer in front of headlights. Someone risks or excitement thinks. But wait! It looks like some crazy, wasn't an easy column to write. It was deep inside my psyche started laugh­ "I don'tknow, it's hard to surmise filthyrich-livin' on the edge neighbors hard for me to find anything funny ing at me. The fIrst words out of my something like that, but I think: that are moving in next door. But there's about something as traumatic as this mouth were "Oh __ " (choose your we have all seen the effects of videos always a catch, right? was. own explicative). and how it can develop a group," Neighbors Eddy (Kevin Spacey) Now -I've never had stage fright. It's times like these that you start Rieflin said. "Our friends, the Chili and Kay (Rebecca Miller) Otis are Asa matteroffact, I love the spotlight to question your own intelligence. I Peppers and Pearl Jam, are great ex­ quick to warm up to the Parkers. First I've been in bands and done im­ told my frrstjoke - and got the same amples. I, for one, don't underesti­ it's drinks and dinner, and before they promptu performances on Karaoke results I would have if! had drawn a mate the mainstream power of know it, the Parkers are whisked away andhalf-assedgong shows. They were stick figure on paper and proudly dis­ MTV." no big deal. played it to all. The stares I got were Without a video or a hit, how has to nautical excursion's and weekend This was my virgin experience at as empty as George Bush's promises. "Psalm 69 ... " gone gold? What forces jaunts to the country. stand up, and although I was a little "Try another one," I thought. . little, impressionable teenagers to As the movie progresses, you start nervous, I also felt quite anticipatory. 011, and whata wonderful reaction purchase the "Kill Your Idols" ideal? to notice a trend with the couples. As the lights went down, the host that was too. I wasn't sure if the "BeaLS the shit out of me!" ex­ Richard and Kay, as well as Eddy and came up. He did the usual "warm the crickets I heard were laughing or just claims Rieflin. "But we had some Priscilla, seem to pair off and spend crowd up for the amateurs" stuff and swapping gossip because I had bored really great performances on more time together, getting to know he was funny. Problem: no one was them, too. Lollapalooza and hopefully the one another, becoming closer and laughing. I should have left right then I went through my five minutes power of those memories linger on .. . looks begin to seem almost (oh dare I and there, especially since the host's garnishing only two laughs. I started and if it is word of mouth ... then .. . say it?) intimate! routine happened to cover over half of out at 5' 11", but by the time I was hell, I don't know! Actually it is a The plot thickens when t11e Parkers my material. A dead crowd is not the through, RossPerot was lookmg down terribly uncommercial record." become fmancially bound to Eddy. way to wet your feet in this industry. at me. Being on the inside of the Minis­ One night at a bar, Eddy pops the big But since I seem to be into self-muti­ Did I learn my lesson? NO. I went try machine has a certain aura. Being assumption to Richard. lation and humiliation, I figured I up again a week ago and got mixed a fan, I would surely like to be grilled "I know you want to fuck my could pull this one out of the fire. reactions. And I'm going to do it by Al·Jourgensen and Paul Barker, wife." No hesitation whatsoever. As I watched as the other amateur again. Why? I guess something inside Ministry's main masterminds. But as Friendship can only Lake so much, FROM LEFT: Richard and Priscilla Parker relax by the lake with their comedians go up, I noted all the things me has decided that self-esteem is Rieflin goes on to explain, it isn't as and theirs fIzzles, at least for a while, comfortable as it seems. but deep rooted desires only can stay new found friends Eddy and Kay Otis. that weren't working. "OK, there goes merely a luxury item. ,... t .. THE CORRENT October 19, 1992 page 6

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MINISTRY, from page 5 WHY NOT GET Cl.F.AR BRACES FOR thought the story was to go out into the Rieflin got involved with Ministry perceive it Being a part of it, I don't impossible of course. But Paul Barker YES! THE PRICE OF METAL ?? world and learn new things and bring it through Paul Barker. Barker u~ to live always see the changes that moch­ (Ministry's bassist) had that experience We: lately. His wife had a baby and he had to • Have Saturday and after ..:hool hours back to what you know. That's how in Seattle and Rieflin, Roland (Barker's proOObly not as much as the peDple look­ • Treat adults and ehlldreD music stays fresh and things keep chang­ broIDer) and Barker hooked up to create ing in from the outside," Rieflin said. leave the show. Then his understudy, his . • Have affordable payment plan. • Accept MOST Dent81 Plan. ing. This is what keeps people's creative beautiful music together. Then they met Looking in from the outside would bass tech--Casey Moore from the Texas • H!l.ve .tudent rat.... juices flowing." AI. seem to be unfair, though. False ideas band Rigor Mortis-filled in for Paul And this is what has put Ministry Since then, in 1986, the planets have tend to arise and {XlSitive idolatry seems while he was gone,"Rieflin saici "So one Foryour CUllmftaliull apppointment, caU today 230-9933 Free where it is today ... out on the edge of the collided, the discos have melted, wax trax to begin. How does Rief1in feel about day Paul came and stood by at the sound Dr. S. Kho uri, D.D .S P.C. 17.5 LalTIp and Lantern VllIage musical galaxy searching for new chal­ has been bern and it has been a "marriage looking inward from the outside? board and watched the show, and his own DiplDmale, "-ican Board Of 0rth0cI0ntia Hwy 141 and Clayton Rd. lenges and to save as many ''rock geek mare in hell ever since," joked Rieflin. "Sometimes the contrary though, I group. He liked it, he thought it was rea1ly Member, "-rican ~ . Of Orthodontirts orre-r Explru October 1.1993. idiots" as pDSSlble. Could this odd couple ever get old? think it is easier to look in from the gocxi I was surprised that he really liked "Since I've been a part ofit, it seems outside. Actually, I would really like to it because we are so critical ofourselves." ,------, to move a lot slower than people might see the band perform one day, which is In ourpre.sent day societal pursuitfor political corfectness and even at a larger scale, life correctness, it is odd that a group like :Ministry has so much influ­ ence on so many lives. "OUR DAUGHTER'S OILY PREGNANT?· Ministry fansactua1ly bungerfcx"more input I suppose that it isn't Millistry's ideals asmuch as their persona thatmakes A MAl, AIID SHE'S • FREE TEST, with immediate results detects them so appealing. They have so much pregnancy 10 days after it begins. rerelliousnessrushing through their bruins and that is well respected and glorified. • PROFESSIONAL COUNSELING & Should it be? One c.an only suIJIXlSe that DEDI without right wing (sOnically and ideo­ ASSISTANCE. All services are free logically right wing) music groups like and confidential. Birthritlht SiO'll1971 Ministry human kind would sit around in dO " i):'s OW11 defecation.· Oh what the hell, Brentwood••• 962-5300 St. Charles•.•••• 72401200 buck the system, worship ideals notidols, Ballwin ••••• 227·2266 Hampton South •• 962-3653 and throvl thedefecittion into the system's ''We couldn't be prouder. As soon as Bridgeton •.. 227-8775 Midtown."...... 946-4900 combine ... MInistry isn't a religion; it's Jen·nifer enrolled, she went to UPS and a \\'ay of life. got a part-time jo b. Now she makes al most $10,000 a year working about ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 4 hours a day. She found out that UPS • • employees are eligible for educational • • loans up to $25,000 a year! Jennifer is • learning how to take care of herself • Vacancy~ 1 Be droom "U PS takes good care of her, too. • They let her choose when she wanted ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Rpartments Rvailable to work-mornings, afternoons, or nights-whatever was best for her class Briarwood Apartments First month schedule. They give her health bene­ fits, paid vacations and holidays. 10032 Neville Walk Rent is Free Th~y gave her a Job in Operations­ St. Louis, MO 63136 which she loves. Now she has the con­ 869-6151 mention This Rd fidence to do anything. ''What really made us happy was when she told us about a major univer­ sity study that showed that students who work 15 to 20 hours a week make better grades. And looking at our daughter's grades-it must be true." NEED COPIES ON CAMPUS? Students and student organizations can get printing and quick copy needs right on campus.

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·by Ariel Lestat "Dan is a versatile athlete, who Current sports reporter specializes in the 200-S00 free', but can compete wherever needed. " Several Rivermen placed first in At the end of the 1992-'93 se2SOIl, their events against SLU: Braves Put Joy the UM-St Louis swim team fmished -200 meter medley relay: Nick Back In Mudville 7th in the NCAA Division IT champi­ Ranson, Jeff Heveroh, Dan Schultz onships, and six individuals captured and Dave Roither. All-American honors. For the -200 meter freestyle: Shawn by Russell L. Korando Rivermen, it was their highest fInish Menke, Adam Stirrat, Doug Wilding sports editor ever. and Roither. Coach Mary Liston captained the -SO meter freestyle: Menke. Unbridled joy swept across Rivermen ship into foreign waters, and -100 meter butterfly: Roither. Atlanta's Fulton County Stadium last hopes to make the '92-'93. season just -SOO meter freestyle: Schultz. Wednesday night, as the Atlanta Braves .as successful. Before the Rivermen took their beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 3-2 to ad­ "It was the kind of season you first dive into the pool this season, they vancetotheWorldSeries,forthesecond dream of as a coach," Liston said. were given some bad news. Only two straight year. ''Everyone pulled together to create a seniors (Mike Brickey and Ted The Braves were facing theultimate positive atmosphere, and it was conta­ Fischer) were lost to graduation, but defeat Theyhadgoneup3-games-lin gious. OurpeIformances at theNCAAs they also lost their top two sprjnters for Phuto: Alfie M. Ali the best of seven National League academic reasons. Liston said the loss were great fun for everyqne." Freshman Scott Calhoun is one of the newcomers to the team this year. ChampionshipseriesagainstthePirates. The Rivermen splashed into the of Brickey and Fisc~er definitely will No team in National League history beginning of this season Oct 9, against bemissed. . had come from behind down 3-1 in the powerhouse University of Louisville "To say that losing Ted and Mike Association. walk-ons from Parkway North. They NLCS. and St Louis University. Louisville will have no effect would be dishon­ Menke, now one of the teams' top will compete in the freestyle and breast­ But, Pittsburgh led 2-0 going into defeated the Rivermen "handily," but est They were two of the fastest sprinters, is cwrently completing his stroke, with Stirrat also handling indi- the ninth inning and they had their old they snapped back to out-score St Louis swimmers in the country. We have ~mrnunications internship with Con­ , vidual medley duties. OtherwaIk -ons to war-horse on the mound in Doug U. Sl-42. others on the team willing to shoulder temporary Productions. make the team are Jim Grina and Matt Drabek. Drabek started the game on ''That was an excellent start,"Liston the responsibility, and will gladly do The peer leadership here is strong," Ottinger. just three days rest for the second time said. "Jeff (Heveroh) was only 1.4 it I see this year as a test of the hearts Liston said. "If the team suffers any­ So, how do the Rivermen stack up in the series. seconds off of the Division II record in of our seniors." where it is in recognition of what we to the competition for '92-'93? Three outs Separated the Pirates the 100 meter breaststroke. Last year Led by Heveroh, who has gamered accomplish. ''We are younger ,less experienced, from the World Series, which had we lost to SLU by one point" seven All-American certificates in the None of the Rivermen are on a and we have to fill some big voids. We eluded them the previous two trips to Freshman Dan Schultz picked up pool, other upperclassmen include scholarship that pays more than one­ are also smarter,less jaded, and excited the NLCS in '90-'91. But, it seemed two wins in the 200-500 freestroke. Ranson, Menke and Roither. quarter of their tuitioo. Liston said each about our possibilities," Liston said. momentum's pendulum was finally Liston said Schultz, who graduated Roither, a freestyle, relay and swimmer was on the team, only because The only home match for the going to swing the Pirates to the World from Francis Howell High School, butterfly specialist, is a member of the they "want to be." "No one holds a gun Rivermen this year is on Oct 24. The Series. carried the mostswirnrning experience Honors College and vice president of to their heads to get them to train." UM-Rolla Minors will be in town for a What happened next is only a mi­ of the newcomers. the UM -S t Louis S tudent Government Stirrat and Scott Calhoun are both 12:30 p.m. showdown. crocosm of why athletics plays such an important role in Americans lives. Ex-Cardinal Terry Pendelton led off the Braves' ninth with a double. New Recruits Needed To Plug Sborstop Jose Lind kicks a ground ball . . by Dave Justice. Drabek walked Sid Lonestar: Heaton Bream and suddenly the pendulum was setting flush in the middle of the pre­ Holes In Cagers' Ship carious scale of winning and losing. by Dana Cook Drabek was pulled for hard-throwing Current sports reporter areas they both Volley's Texas lefty Stan Belinda. plan to work on. The Braves smelled blood. They UM -s t Louis basketball teams are Meckfessel knew ifthey could knock Drabek offof looking atnewrecruits to help make up said he isn't Style the mound it would expose the one for a major loss of top scorers. going to rely on tender spot on a calloused, experienced TheRivermen and theRiverwomen the three-point by Cory Schroeder ballclub-the bullpen. both lost last season three of their best shot as much as Current sports reporter Belinda promptly retired Ron Gant offensive players. he did in thepast and walked catcher Damon Berryhill. For the Rivermen these include because he Plano, Tex., a suburb outside of Suddenly, the bases were loaded for swingman Cory Oliver, point guard doesn'thavehis Dallas, is not exactly the hot spot for Brian Hunter. The pendulum started to Leon Kynard and three-point specialist former group of recruiting volleyball players. How­ resemble the tomahawk on the Braves' Barry Graskewicz. shooters. ever, UM-St Louis should watch this uniform. Rivermen coar.':l Rich Meckfessel "We have to area closely after discovering a gem Hunter hit a harmless fly ball for said newcomers Darren Hill, Bryan be a better de­ in freslunan setter, Ginger Heaton. the second out The pendulum was Silver and Andrew "Smokey" Evans fensive team, a Filling big shoes is something suddenly frozen in place. Drabek have the capability to fill the void. better rebound­ Heaton has had to do right away. The seemed calm from his perch on the "They are all gOOd basketball play­ ing team to Riverwomen lost MIAA first team edge of the dugout The Pirates were ers and they all come from good pr0- make up for setter, Kristen Burkemper, to gradu­ confident Why not? Their lastobstacle grams where they've been successful t hat , " ation last year. Burkemper led the was a reserve, bit-player who had been and they like to win, "Meckfessel said. Meckfessel MIAA in assists and service aces. placed on the Braves' roster one day Monica Steinhoff, Tammy Putnam said. ''Ginger is more talented than any GINGER HEATON before the playoffs began,. . and Kim Cooper graduated leaving the Teaching first-year setter we've ever had. .. said The pendulum was now packing Riverwomen in need of top scorers. the · players :':' assistant coach Erik Kaseorg. "She "She's had no trouble at all ad­ justing," said head coach Denise its bags for Pittsburgh and the first Bobbi Morse, Riverwomen coach, more about the leads by example on the court .. game of the World Series. . said he is confident in the recent re­ game is what High praise, but the setter is the Silvester. "She's an outstanding player." First pitch from Belinda and Fran­ placements. Morse said she Current File Photo player who controls the offense. So would like to isn't that a big responsibility for a Heaton has played in only four cisco Oibrera gives the ball ajolt down "We've brought in some guards CAREER BEST: Monica Steinhoff finished as work on in freshman to undertake? Not for tournaments but she has already the left field line. Cabrera's body En­ who I think can srore some points, take the Riverwomen's all-time leading scorer practice. Heaton. She is a competitoc who gained prominence. She was named glish tries to will the ball fair, but it care of the ball and get the job done to (2,023) points. lands foul, 20-feet to the left of the foul replace those who left," Morse said. "We want thrives under the gun. She was ac­ MIAA setter of the week for the pole. Barry Bonds puffs his cheeks and Meckfessel and Morse said they to play smarter--to know when we've Practice was supposed to start Oct UJally quite disappointed that the load round robin tournament in Warrensburg, Mo. (Sept 18-19). blows out an air of relief. feel strong about the returning mem­ got momennun and when we don't," 15, but because of a new NCAA rule, was not on her shoulders. Ball one. Ball two. Cabrera digs in. bers of their team. But there are some Morse said. practice won't start until Nov. 1. '1' m used to getting all the weight "It surprised me at first, but I expect the best out of myself," she Belinda circles the mound and con­ put on me," she said. "More pressure templates his next pitch. Throw out the is acUJally put on our senior, Sharon said. Washington State almost pendulum. It's down toa battle ofwills. (Kampwerth). I'm not used to that" boosted their volleyball program Who will win the battle? The JIDknown Responsibility is something minor-leaguer? The hard-throwingre. Heatoo has always had the privilege with a certain setter but thankfully .. of having. Success has been the Silvester spotted her at the Junior liever'? Belinda pitches. It's a stomach- outcome of that responsibility. She Olympics. A persuasive conver­ sation with the Plano coach and high fastball. Cabrera tightens his grip led her high school team, Plano, to a Heaton was packing her bags for S t. onthebat. BASEHIT!!!Justicerounds disuictcharnpionship. Receiving fIrst Louis. third and scores. Tie game. Sid Bream, team all-district honors. A TCU "I had planned on attending who once played for the Pirates. pushes tournament championship followed. Washington State. Then the nation­ knees that have' seen the knife of a Heaton has had no trouble fitting als were over and two weeks later I surgeon more than once. The third base in with the flow of the college game. was at UM-St Louis," Heaton said. coach waves Bream around third. It's The Junior Olympics, a national tournamentfor high school volleyball So what's next for the fledgling going to be close. superstar? Bonds throws home. Pirate catcher players, gave her the edge she needed '1 want to break the school record Mike Lavalliere takes the throw­ to make the transition to the next level for assists and become an All­ Bream 's lack of speed is going to make of play. Only the top players from American." it a photo fInish. Lavalliere spins with each area make the Junior Olympic Thankfully for volleyball fans, the ball. Too late. Bream beats squad. Heaton's squad made it all the Heaton plans to play for another Lavalliere's tag by a fra::tion of a sec­ way to the nationals in three succes­ sive years. three years. Plenty of time for her to ond. Braves win. Bream rolls over on Current File PflOto "A lot of the players I play now, attain her goals and for us to enjoy his bock and accepts an avalanche of I've already played agaiffit in the watching. WINGSPAN: The Rivermen in action against Oklahoma, last year. Steve Roder his teammates· JllI!iex- OlympiCs. The competition Why do Americans continue to (far right) will start again this year at guard, for the Rivermen. Roder is a senior was really high, " Heaton said. support the overpaid. egomaniacs .in and he averaged 9.8 pOints per game last year. The Rivermens' first home game pro sportS? '!be pendulum knows. of the year will be Nov. 24, against SIU-Edwardsville. page 8 SPORTS October 19, 1992

MIAA from page 1 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ga.rne against Central Missouri State, it appeared the Riverwomen were going to surprise the conference ri­ val. However, they came apart at the seams, droppmg the next three straight (15-7,11-15,10-15,8-15). Despite • • strong hitting, they were sluggish on • • defense. • • • • "We weren't physically tired; it • • was mental. I guess we weren't pre­ • • pared," said junior hitter Debbie • • • • Kampwerth. • • Next up was Southwest Baptist, • • who proved only to be a myriad chal­ • • lenge (15-8. 15-7, 14-16, 15-4). • • "We played about the same as the • previous game," Silvester said. "Its • the team on the opposite side of the • net that matters." • Saturday began with the next test • of the tournament, Emporia State. • • Emporia had just come off a thrash­ • ing of Southwest Baptist, the confer­ • ence doormats of the tournament, and • • • were looking to do the same to the • • Riverwomen. The front line play • • • • proved to be UM-St Louis' downfall • • as Emporia dominated the net (15-8, • • 15-3, 15-8). • • • • "Our intensity wasn't there. Their • • blocks shook us up," Dawson said. • STOP & WASH • The tournament ended on an up­ • • • • swing with apommeling of Washburn @@G9®@G8®@e8@@Ge • (15-6, 15-9, 15-3). Senior Sharon • Kampwerth turned it up a notch, with @ @ • • kill after kill, againstthe overmatched @ ~ • Washburn hitters. The underlying • theme of the season has been with 9 8 • • Kampwerth. @ All Rivermen And @ • "Sharon is the leader. It is very • 70.m. - 10 p.m. important for her to have a good game @. • for the rest of the team to play well," iiifii1j@• 7 Days A Week @~) e • Silvester said. • • Dawson agreed. "It's not that we 8 (I 8 • don't have any other assets but if • 501b Washers ...... $2.00 • Sharon is cranking the ball, we're il After The Game Or • • ~ ~ • • gong to win." • • Silvester's troops came away with ~ Any Old Time!! G • 201b Wa$hers ...... 75 • a 2-2 record as a result Their overall • • 8 Check Out Our Special Weekly Events • • record 7-2, in conference play, will e • Dryers ••••••••••.•...• .25 • be good enough to give them a third (j) Ladie's Night-Tuesday 7 p.m. -? ® • • seed for the MIAA Championship in 6.'\\ Men's Night-Thursday 7 p.m. -? at • • Emporia, Kansas, Nov. 13-14. Drink specials on each of these nights. ; • Detroit is the next stop for the .@ Riverwomen (Oct 31-Nov.l) before returning home to host the UM-St 8 8 Louis Volleyfest (Nov. 13-14). The Riverwomen will have two weeks off (fJ @ • COMING SOON: DROP orr SERVICE i: PICK UP * DELIVERY to erase their fatigue and work out the @ @ • kinks. e ~oQ e • 8 ~ 8 •~ 7800 Florissant Rd. 621-1516 ,.. ..~' @@@9 ~8@@Gi8®@~e • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

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IL T_H_E_D_a_il~y_C_ro_s_s_w_o_r_d__ bY_LO_uis_s_an_tre_y ...... 1 H ACROSS 1 Buttons or osco p e 4 Exaggerated 8 Cheer up COLLEGE ASTROLOGY fJ'auros a teacher on Thursday, even if critical, guesses are on the mark. On Saturday 14 "A Chorus Line" (J4mif21)-'Afay 21)) song 1---1--1--4- By Joyce Jillson The new- nfoon Wednesday fo- is a form of rompliment. On Friday and and Sunday, take a little trip; let a new 15 Exchange cuses on all class and organizational Saturday, keep all promises, and show friend show you new sights. premium Coast amiably through Monday, as activities-whatever you do with a up if you said you would. Yourpopu­ 16 Trapped Lifn-a (Sept. 23-0ct. 23) 17 Oater sound the "void of course" moon brings an group. Finish up as much assigned larity is soaring; even Cancerians are The power df love is in the arr, and effect enjoyable lull in the cosmic proceed­ work as possible Monday and Tues­ secure in the warmth of acceptance you before long, you'll be wafted away, but 19 Rhyme form ings. Early Tuesday morning, Mercury day, so you'll be ready for special through Wednesday, use the new 20 Jannings of feel now. On Sunday, a friend intro­ old films slips into Aries and the seeds of new moments of friendship on Wednesday. duces you to a friend who knows what moon energy to finish up assignments; 21 Roman road plans geoninate in the dark; wait to let You've shown lead.ershi p qualities that you need to know. especially detailed, tedious work. 23 Morse code may earn special recognition. Make a dash them see daylight until the new moon Leo (Jufy 23-J1ug. 22) Wednesday should find you orga­ 24 Intention on Wednesday. wish on the new moon. If feeling a little Just for you, the library will yield nized, and perhaps you can treat your­ 26 NY prison Wednesday is a wonderful start under the weather Thursday and Fri­ its obscure data and very impressive self to a spiffy new item of clothing 30 Castor's mother date for personal changes you've been day, exira rest will do the trick. Pay secrets with which to pepper research (bargains are out there). On Thursday 31 Go for the win planning; join a club or ca,use, begin a attention to dreams all week-your papers. Be-tween Monday and and Friday, friendship and romance are 32 Victory sign diet or fitness regime, fill out applica­ intuition and psychic "cognition" is Wednesday, you have superb in-depth the focus; a long talk can bring you 33 Ltd.'s kin 35 MD's reading tions to institutions and loan programs, powerful now; even non-believers will study vibes, and business students are closer or fix whatever has gone awry. 36 Divorce forgive an old injustice. be struck by "coincidences" that occur particularly favored. While you're in­ Romance is a little rocky these days, 37 Jan.1 phrase On Thursday, many people speak: now. Get some socializing in Sunday. vestigating, check out all funding and but continue learning and growing; 41 Puppeteer Tony ©1992, Tribune Media Services 42 King Kong first and think later; a few take off Gemini (MCU/ 21-June 21) financial aid possibilities; you'll dis­ your future love life will be strongerfor 43 Salt ANSWERS impetuously in pursuit of an untried Go for the sta1us spot, make the cover that you qualify. All practical today's experiences. On Saturday and 44 Yoko- 6 Fuzz 45 Sault- Marie 7 Theater dream. The meeting of Mars and Sat­ bold moves, put in your bid for star­ matters can be taken in hand quite Sunday, your social life and books 46 Arrest sections urn on Friday means hot politics; be dom-but not until Wednesday, OK? resourcefully this week, with Thurs­ conflict; get some exercise. 49 Noted panda 8 Ocean crosser moderate in evening celebrations, es­ . On Monday and Tuesday, polish the day and Friday the most fun. Someone 52 Dreaded 9 Jittery Scorpio (Oct. 24-'l{ov. 21) 54 Cote.call 10 "- Theme" pecially at unpredictable public events . old professorial apple, get in touch with you admire greatly may become a A real romance, with all the trim- 55 Surrealist 11 On record Saturday and Sunday are stubborn and old friends at home, and generally get close friend now. On Saturday and mings, may come with Wednesday's 57 Clothes holder 12 Middling mark fiscally conservative, but you can get in with the in-crowd. On Wednesday, Sunday, go along with the plan of a new moon. Meanwhile, enjoy coach­ 58 Rival of 13 Time zone Athens letters through to anyone with humor. set long-term goals and make yourself good friend or your current love; ing a friend who's slow in your best 61 Speech pattern 18 Sklmming.along 5tries (March 21-JLvrif 19) some career promises, On Thursday, strolls, quiet talks and music events subject, working out and making a 63 More durable 22 Headed bolt Realign yourself witlf long-teon classes are stimulating, friends are de­ 64 Court action 25 Turf protector favored. fitness resolution (Monday and Tues­ 65 Mauna- 27 Time of day goals and spiritual ideals; write the lightful;spend some time in your fa­ o/irgo (JLUj{. 23·Sept. 22) day are ideal for giving up a bad health 66 Turk. city 28 Lunkhead family and show them you care, give vorite coffee or hamburger hangout, From Monaay, fresh insights in- habit) . A young or less experienced 67 Nobleman 29 Attain health habits a long thought, too, be­ 68 Galley 34 Raccoon's where you're bound to bump into an foon intellectual efforts, as Mercury acquaintance may become a friend for •measures cousin tween Monday and Wednesday. old friend or two. Friday is also very enters your deep concentration sector life as of Wednesday. On Thursday, an 35 Summer: Fr. Changes that are inaugurated during social, but you'll be bookish over the for a few weeks; lab work and term important assignment is outlined. On DOWN 36 Entrances 1 Like a judge 37 Sari wearer 47 Hanging·nest 52 More delicate the new moon on Wednesday have the weekend, perhaps turning down a date papers benefit from this energy. On Friday, news from home or events at 2 Glossy paint 38 Australian bird 53 Ballet painter support of natural timing. On Thurs­ to stay home, rest up and study. Monday and Tuesday, your love life is your residence are on your mind; try 3 Darcel of eucalyptus 48 Flag 56 Actress KedroY8 day, you're whip-sharp ang miles taking a tum one way or another, and not to react, but wait until a reason can films 39 Overturn 50 Largest It. 58 - Na Na Cancer (June 22·Jufu 22) 4 Hunter of 40 Comfort lake 59 Skillet ahead of the competition; one wise­ Your hopes and dreanrs for the you may be changing residences or prevail before taking action. Saturday films 41 The sun 51 Quebec 60 Macaw crack too many is the only way you can future are within reach, and the new roommates, too. By the new moon on is not a time to argue; let someone 5 Over 45 Roof repairman peninsula 62 "My - Sal" trip up. What you contribute to team moon on Wednesday brings them into Wednesday, the new direction is clear, you've known and trusted help you efforts is the emphasis on Friday and clear focus. Fitness, long walks and and, as it settles down, you'll realize with decisions. You receive a surprise through the weekend. Pitch in and give talks are featured Monday and Tues­ how up-in-the-air your emotional life phone call Sunday. your best You'll feel like participat­ day. You may be falling in love with a has been for the past few months, On Sanittarius (!J{mJ. 22-'Dec. 22) ing, not spectating, no matter what the field of endeavor that will become your Thursday and Friday, be thorough and Complete as many unfinished bIts activity. On Sunday, bookshops are the life's work. It's a JXlwerful time in your follow up hunches; if testing, your of business as you can on Monday and place to relax. life; special notice and comment from Tuesday, but don't wait until Wednes­ day to begin new assignments. A blos­ soming relationship with a female holds special interest The new moon TV WORD LINK on Wednesday is a good start date for a job or new organizational procedures, or make a new deal with landlord. On Fill in the missing letters in Thursday, you'll notice how much the "TV words" below. smarter you're becoming; your imagi­ nation, verbal skills and general cre­ ativity are boosted for the next few ITIHIEI I' I lSI IDI IRISI weeks by Mercury. Romance has a chance with you now, but it's more IFI I INIKI D%J \\/{JHAI~ utlR~ likely you'll become the biggest flirt on AWu{ iH15, campus, On Saturday, do a thorough job; enjoy thrifty fun on Sunday. IAIB il l" IA I 11'5 JU5111K~1 Capricorn ('Dec. 23-Jan. 19) L-. . . .- . l ~ 1Hf 5 Ptfl~~ Never mind how many of your friends are doing it, the question is, is it 1//;/ 111,'1! ! ~h \l~(I~~I! right for you? Following the crowd is 1 J 111 , ~Lm[[ ~li not the same as being a good team Now rearrange the I t i~ \ (I Iii 111/1 111 player. Tuesday is for rediscovering letters you filled in I llll\(l :;II\((\1 1i \1[1(1 J )0 your individual direction, and W ednesda y is for accep ting in vi tations to spell the name of !~ v ., - ~ and ma1cing new acquaintances, of which there should be many, Be sure to A SITUATION rll~~~ get out and about on Wednesday so as COMEDY: ~ ~rt lO give the new moon energy a chance to bring you infonnation and involve­ ments tl:at will further your cause. OJ Thursday and Friday are good for studying at home and fixing up the "Waiter, two glasses of water plea;;::", :\nu /l Olle ,'1' th:ltt;IP ,wl l .. place. On Saturday, a new romance is make ,ure this comes straight from Ihe Itlik' YIV iHJ. NO :WllMINV 'YHJ. 19V~ 70)INW" 'SY30!!NI JHl. :tCNOM AJ. waiting for you at a party. 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